Burazistan
Burazistan Republic of Burazistan Burazi | |||
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| Anthem: Djokara - U kafani | |||
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| Official language(s) | Croatian, Serbian, English, Russian | ||
| Government | National-fetishism | ||
| ‑ Prime Minister | M. Maocescu
2023- | ||
| ‑ First Commander | A. Brandtner
2018- | ||
| Currency | Cigarettes | ||
| Population | 37 and two Americans | ||
| Major exports | Art, military recruits and 100% pure homophobes | ||
| National animal | F. Stockinger | ||
Burazistan, also known as Burazi (English: Brothers' room, Brothers), officially the Republic of Burazistan (Croatian: Republika Burazistanska), is a country in the Altai Mountains region in Asia. Its current presiding leader is M. Maocescu. The republic consists of more than thirty citizens devoted to the idea of anti-globalism, anti-capitalism and the praise of Eastern Europe. The majority of them are severely delusional due to their western European and American passports.
History[edit | edit source]
Establishment[edit | edit source]
The Republic of Burazistan was established in 2018 and acted as a community server for roleplay and mockery of one of its Ministers. It was active until 2019. In 2023 it was renewed, translated into English, and reopened for public domain. After two months of public accessibility the official link was indefinitely closed down for maintenance.
Battle of April[edit | edit source]
On August 14, 2023, after a long period of abstinence, current leader Brandtner (also nicknamed God and with a God discord role) posted half-joking suspicious anti-LGBT propaganda message after Western SJWs joined our glorious country. Due to an IT error from First Commander, western SJWs see the message they are not supposed to see and get MAD. The Commander ignores further accusations while having a good time, leaving loyal second-in-command M. Maocescu to fight instead. Maocescu, diplomat at heart, and all-around great courtesan, negotiates with the Western SJWs to leave everything on good terms, cause she literally learns about this scandal the same time as they do. The SJW citizen gets informed that, if he's not happy, he can leave. Hero Maocescu manages to save the day by deescalating the conflict in DMs with the citizenry, staying on good terms with the Western representative.
Total casualties[edit | edit source]
- 1 Western SJW (who is actually a decent person but the Commander just didn't like him.
- Loss of legitimacy for the First Commander, who cannot, however, leave his own country.
To prevent diplomatic incidents in the future and as a reward for saving the day, hero Maocescu receives the power she always wanted. Now she can make ALBOT (an Albanian imitating internet-friend that provides fun and virtual Fërgesë for the entire family!) and all the other citizens join in peace and freedom.
In 2023, December M. Maocescu was given Administrator Rights due to her good work, devotion and pretty tits. I mean tits. I mean eyes. No, wait, tits.
Average citizen[edit | edit source]
The average citizen of Burazistan is colloquially called a burazer, bro or brother. General characteristics include:
- Hypocrisy
- Artistic predispositions
- Age under eighteen
- Nationality kink
Citizens of Honour[edit | edit source]
Burazistan is a place of many bright and unique minds. When they will show themselves they will appear here.