Cherbia
“I didn't know Serbia was this shit this year!”
“I didn't know Siberia was thi—actually, no, no, this was expected.”
Cherbia The Holy Southern Northern United States of Cherbia and The Municipality of Hell | |||
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| Capital | Cherbania, Zirbia | ||
| Demonym | Cherbians | ||
| Official language(s) | Cherbian, English, Feinerbian, Spanish, Giddish, Portuguese, New Belgian, Birundian, Shwerne, Zigrenge, Sreinge, Hiusbian, Cold Stuffese | ||
| ‑ President | Director number 50 of Cherbia (2006-2025) | ||
| ‑ Vice President | Bastur Jibweinge (2025) | ||
| Currency | Chreb | ||
| Population | 2,150,000 (2023) | ||
| Ethnic groups | Cherbian, Chinese, but who cares? | ||
Cherbia (Spanish: Zórbia; Chinese: 切尔比亚, Pinyin: Qiè ěr bǐ yǎ; Birundian: Zrbzg; Cherbian: Chrbz), officially The Holy Southern Northern United States of Cherbia and The Municipality of Hell, is a country[look it up yourself] located... probably somewhere in the world. Scientists at Uncyclopedia are gobsmacked because they still don't know if this information is true yet. It is commonly known to tourists as being a language-filled shithole, as it rivals Papua New Guinea in the amount of languages.
Cherbia's biggest city is Zirbia, located somewhere in Cherbia. As of 2023, the population of Cherbia is around two million, expected to reach three million by 2035. It has 14 official languages, and 23 minority languages. It has the Cherb as its official currency, although is practically worthless for any American.
Politics[edit | edit source]
The political landscape of Cherbia is mostly imaginary people having imaginary debates on some petty broadcast. Many "Cherbians" have expressed their enjoyement of Cherbia, although we all know they are some little god damn liars! The President, in which the usage of "president" in Chebria has came from their unoriginality, is Director Number 50. However, he has no poker face, and has been running as dictator ever since the nation's existence.
Economy[edit | edit source]
Practically non-existent, like a lot of things in Cherbia. Although officially the currency is the Chreb, everyone uses the US dollar, mostly because saying Chreb naturally makes you look stupid and incompetent. It's probably for the well-being of all Cherbians that the Chreb will be renamed to the Cherb on some day.
Military[edit | edit source]
Bold of you to claim that there is a military in Cherbia. Although with a population of two million, Cherbia has an army of 0 personnel, probably because nobody cares about fighting anymore. Even though there is practically no military, the government spends around twenty million dollars on military spending. Where this money is going to? Nobody knows, and nobody cares.
History[edit | edit source]
There is no history, and there never will be history.
Cities[edit | edit source]
Yes, there are cities in this forsaken place, and we do have a section all about them!
Chrz City[edit | edit source]
Chrz City is a city (although it would fit better if it was a town...) located in Flimbia, Cherbia. Around 200 Cherbians live here, making it more like an abandoned Inuit settlement. It had a history of existing one day, and then disappearing, and then reappearing.
Zirbia[edit | edit source]
Zirbia, often confused as Serbia, is the largest city and secondary capital of Cherbia. It is home to several iconic structures, like the Cherbia Synagogue, JHD-GBΔ Tower, Zirbia Airport, Zirbia Plaza, New Belgian Gardens, Cherbia Uni—okay you get it. Anything and everything Cherbian related is here.