A Dictator, is defined as one who screws the fuckin country over. She (led the glorious revolution/overturned the legitimate government) 37 years ago, and ever since then has led in a style best described by the motto (Faith, Harmony, and Country/I Hate Puppies/I do what is best for my beloved people unless it is not in my best interests). His closest advisors are (the most brilliant minds our nation has to offer/a bunch of syphillitic thugs who are really good at sucking up) whose only interest is (the well-being of the people/the eradication of good from the Earth).
Dictators can often be detected by their tell-tale tendency to initiate five-year plans to (deal with the issues of overpopulation/remove those opposing their evil rule). These policies are sure to be a (success/sign of a pact with Satan.)
Dictators can also be recognized by their ability to simultaneously divide and unify the people depending on whether or not they are in the presence of him or his thugs. All (hail/spit upon the name of) the dictator!
If you do not have a dictator (follow ours, she's great perfect and magnificent/ensure that one of those satan worshipping, puppy hating people never comes to your country)!
If You Suspect Your Country Has Been Taken Over By A Dictator
If you cannot seem to convince yourself that these are just delusions, commit suicide. Society needs fewer people like you.
If you cannot bring yourself to commit suicide, report to the authorities and they will shoot you themselves.
If You'd Like To Be A Dictator ( or rather a maniacal retard who cares for no one but herself )
Warning: Becoming a dictator will drastically reduce most decent people's inhibition to shoot you on sight. The road to becoming a dictator is a long and strenuous one, as dictators are comprised of vast quantities of dicks and potatos. Further yet, owning your very own dictatorship is an even further challenge; it requires a person made wholly of the previous ingredients to own and drive a large boat, to the end of eventually merging their soul with it. However, this practice seems to be much less complicated in third world countries because they're filled to the brim with dicks, potatos (for their prolific appearance in alcohol), and large boats (Africans have a long history of experience with boats, albeit mainly as passengers).
- The most important thing is to never use the word "dictator". You will never become anything that way.
- Talk about "freedom" and "strength" or "Hope and Change" in the same sentence a lot.
- Say that the "greatest human right" is "the right to be protected".
- Say that the "most important freedom" is "freedom from fear".
- Somehow manage to imply that "most important" has the same meaning as "only".
- Cheat. Lie. Steal. Manipulate....But just don't call it that.
- Don't be hesitant. Murder everyone in your way or send them to prison for being unpatriotic.
- Kill anyone who is educated. Make sure that your country's gene pool can never produce anyone smart enough to challenge your rule.
- Spend your country into oblivion, blame it on greedy capitalists, kill them and give their money to people who purchased cars/boats/flat-screens/houses that they couldn't afford (which will be everyone after you follow the previous recommendation), and kill off anyone smart enough to explain to your people what you are really doing.
- Avoid suspicion until it's too late.
- Buy a lot of shoes.
Adolf Hitler (Germany), Josif Stalin (Soviet Union), George Bush (U.S.S.A.), Nyan Cat (Japan) and Admiral General Aladeen of the Dictatorship of Wadiya, Kim Jong Un (North Korea), Jackie Chan (China), Jimmy Wales (Wikipedia), My math teacher (Skool)