K. Padmarajan
“I really
dislikelove Padmarajan.”
“Who is he again? Nevermind.”
K. Padmarajan is an Indian dictator who has, since 1988, won every single election in every subdivision of the Republic of India, appointing puppets to make it seem like a unique election. This has led to a chokehold on jobs, as all Indians must remember to congratulate his holiness when going to work, unless they want to be drowned in the Ganges. Any foreigners seeking to enter India must remember to not make fun of him.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Sadly, we don't know it because the reporter who we sent to find the records never returned. The only thing we know about him is the fact that he was in a lower caste, but no one cares at all about that. The only thing we know about him is that he may have been born in India, and that he was born before 1988.
Political career[edit | edit source]
Padmarajan, who was in a lower caste, somehow was able to run for a spot in the Lok Sabha. However, due to his campaign, which resonated with voters, he won that election.[1] As a deal with the actual winner, an Indian person, he agreed to make it seem like the unnamed Indian candidate won. This was successful, and by 1994, he was able to have control over 23 seats in the Lok Sabha, while running for those roles under the pretext of inspiring ordinary people to become candidates.
This desire to accrue even more power succeeded, and by 2000, he had control of all major governmental seats, forming his own cabal. He then steadily began a multi-million dollar propaganda campaign to convince the people of India that he was a swell guy. He passed laws that marginally improved the Indian populace but primarily sticked to making sure that Bollywood was loyal to him. However, after the early 2000s, many documents proving how scummy Padmarajan have mysteriously disappeared. This means that unsuspecting news organizations will usually vomit out what Padmarajan wants, and now the so-called experts have made what Padmarajan wants them to make.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
According to the so-called experts, Padmarajan owns a tyre repair shop. In reality, he is terminally addicted to collecting tires, only making it look like a shop to not be embarrassed. Additionally, he occasionally meets with terrorist organizations, seeking to destroy anything even remotely Muslim in India, cause he doesn't like it. This has been extremely successful, causing all Muslims to either immigrate to Pakistan or become Hindus.
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- ↑ Sadly, we don't have any records of them as they were all destroyed a few years later.
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