Mughal Empire

Love was Love in the Mughal Empire, Love knew no bounds. A bit ahead of their times, eh?

The Mughal Empire was one of the greatest empires in the history of humanity. AAAAAAAAA! Stop with the bullshit! Well, they were certainly one of the greatest partygoers. With wine, opium, promiscuity, and most importantly, VIOLENCE!!!, the Mughals knew the deal.

Origins

The Mughal Empire was founded by the homosexual Turk Babur after he, along with his loverboy Baburi, defeated the Rajputs in the Battle of Panipat. From here the Mughal project began. Babur (miraculously) had a son named Humayun who took the throne. And Humayun had a son named Akbar who took the throne. ALLAHU AKBAR! Akbar's son Jahangir followed him. Then Shah Jahan (Jahangir's son), then Aurangzeb (Shah Jahan's son). After that, nobody cares.

Expansion

Babur's grandson Akbar expanded the Mughal domains by both military conquest and by treaties by which Rajputs would give away their daughters to marry Mughals (This still pisses off people today for some reason).

Punishments

The Mughal kings would be rather sadistic in the ways they punish fellow Mughals as well as Hindus. Crazy shit to be honest. Jahangir, the fourth Mughal emperor blinded his own son just to teach him a lesson. Nice and cruel, huh? You also have Aurangzeb who showed the head of his brother in a box to his own father after he killed his brother. And yeah lets talk about that for a little bit. Brothers would kill brothers for the Mughal throne. Just like the Ottomans initially did, but the Mughals were of course much more violent in these ways. Trampling by elephants was common. Shah Jahan specifically ordered Ganesha the elephant to trample his brother when he sought the throne.

The Taj

So then there's the Taj, Taj Mahal as some say. It was a display of wealth for sure, but maybe also a display of perversion... to be discussed soon...

This horse is sniffing something, what might it be?

Sexual Deviance

So the Mughal kings, princes, generals, and even women were rather sexually deviant. It doesn't take a genius to find out. Starting with Babur the homosexual pedophile and ending with many many many Mughals in a forever tainted legacy.

Examples of Mughal deviance include:

• pedophilia
• incest
• bestiality
• voyeurism
• exhibitionism
• using carrots as dildos
• much worse too

Downfall

Eventually, the Mughal Empire got destroyed. After Aurangzeb died, the Maratha Empire started calling all the shots in India. The period between 1707 and 1757 saw Mughal territory collapse like a landslide. A lot of Mughals died along the way and they are now most likely in hell. So the Marathas came, saw, and conquered, and this lasted until 1802. Then the British started stealing money from the Mughals so the Mughals rebelled in 1857 and they got an ass-kicking. And that was the end.

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