Korea

Korea is a name that refers to two countries. This is because of partition. Partition worked fine for King Solomon (who, you'll recall, only made a proposal that he never had to carry out). It did not work for Korea, nor Germany, Vietnam, or Yemen; and left something to be desired even for the Carolinas and the Dakotas.

Anyway, by Korea, you mean either Good Korea or Bad Korea. In order to deliver you to the correct Uncyclopedia article, please indicate:

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Are you from a Western nation, such as the United States, or practicing cultural or economic imperialism? Are you perhaps looking to expand sales for your enterprise, in the business of manufacturing pornography or original automobile parts? If so--

• Click here for Good Korea.
• Click here for Bad Korea.

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Or are you from a member of the Axis of Evil, a Communist country, a country run by a single family or a personality cult? Are you Sarah Palin? Are you seeking help destabilizing a democracy or shaking down some foreign aid? Are you in the market for plutonium or perhaps an intercontinental delivery vehicle? Are you in search of women with clearly-defined features (such as ribs) who are available for purchase? If so--

• Click here for Good Korea.
• Click here for Bad Korea.

which korea is the best korea?

You voted for "soRth korea" on 6 October 2024 at 11:32. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.

noUth korea

63

soRth korea

73

theres only 1 korea u idiot

260

east korea

55

west korea

37

I want to revoke my vote

There were 488 votes since the poll was created on 07:06, 26 February 2022.

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The Not-So-United States of Korea

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