Korea is a name that refers to two countries. This is because of partition. Partition worked fine for King Solomon (who, you'll recall, only made a proposal that he never had to carry out). It did not work for Korea, nor Germany, Vietnam, or Yemen; and left something to be desired even for the Carolinas and the Dakotas.
Anyway, by Korea, you mean either Good Korea or Bad Korea. In order to deliver you to the correct Uncyclopedia article, please indicate:
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