Park Geun-hye

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“Originally we didn't want to impeach her, but when she tried to bribe us using Samsung phones we decided to impeach her because iPhones are better”

~ Lee Jung-mi, acting president of the Constitutional Court, discussing about Park's case

“The only president we don't need to kill to depose her but got deposed in the end. Don't blame us!”

~ Kim Jong-un on Park

“I have a spare bed in my room. Feel free to come. Wait you are a lady.”

~ Ex-president Nixon in jail.
The leader when she stepped out of court.

Disgraced disposed and corrupted ex-president of South Korea Park Geun-hye, daughter of controversial no-nonsense ex-president Park Chung-hee, was the erm, president of South Korea before she was deposed off due to a massive corruption scandal that involved Samsung and other corporations supposedly to have nothing to do with her. Now this person is not President or Vice President or even in the government. If you still support her, I will leave it to you to see how you will accept this reality. However, it is also okay to pay homage to those who led this person's impeachment.

Impeachment[edit]

On March 10, 2017, at around 11:21 pm, Park was dismissed by the vice president. Now she became a vice president at the Seoul detention centre. Her confinement number is 503, which means the service is unavailable if hit by an HTTP status code. This indicates that the net Siri service is no longer available.

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