Six-party talks
The Six-Party talks is a planned party for the Bad Korea, the Good Korea, the Complaining neighbour, the Imperialists, some Kung-fu masters and a few communists that didn't emerged after several failed discussions. Basically, there was no party since the US imperialist at the party found some uranium in his teapot and blamed Bad Korea for putting it in, which North Korea denies.
Talks[edit | edit source]
First talks[edit | edit source]
Agreed for more talks.
Second talks[edit | edit source]
Agreed to hold more talks.
Third talks[edit | edit source]
A meaningless agreement for more talks.
Fourth talks[edit | edit source]
The people start arguing on who put the whoopee cushion on the Chinese seats, and blasting stupid K-pop music which disrupts the talks. Still agreed for more talks.
Fifth talks[edit | edit source]
More talking and discussions.
Seventh talks[edit | edit source]
Bad Korea was caught trying to smuggle some uranium out of the room, and'faked satellite images' revealed that North Korea has no intention to denuclearise but to delay it further. Talks break down, and people started fighting. At least no casualties reported.
See also[edit | edit source]
| Both Koreas |
Korea ★ DMZ • Korean War ★ Six-party talks • Sunshine policy |
| North Korea |
Kim 1.0 ★ Kim 2.0 ★ Kim 3.0 ★ Capital of the north ★ An inveriew with our Strong Leader ★ Our strong forces ★ Our religion ★ Our economical politics ★ The list of our traitors who left our paradise |
| South Korea |
US Puppet Korean leader for the US • Impeached disgraced leader • Capital of the south • KCON • Music of South Korea (including BTS, Blackpink, Twice, XG and, of course, Gangnam Style) • South Korean Cars • Awe-inspiring phones |
