BTS
| BTS | |||
 Two members of BTS, Jungkook (left) and Jimin (right), in the music video for "Sex Girl Hot" | |||
| Origins | Kibo and North Sentinel Island | ||
| Year(s) active | 1996-present | ||
| Genre(s) | K-pop pop hip hop R&B Vagina rock EDM | ||
| Label(s) | Tiny Penis Hit Unentertainment | ||
| Members | Jungkook, V, Suga, Jimin, RM, Jebediah Lewis, J-Hope and Barack Obama | ||
~ Dapilipino Bashers on BTS
BTS, also known as BT-SV (Big Tiger Stares at your Vagina) or Bloody Terrible Singing is a Japanese boy band that formed in 1996 in Orem, Utah during the wake of other boy bands coming out of nowhere when we least needed them such as NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys. The band didn't become relevant until 2018 when they released hit songs such as "I'm Love You", "Dance All Night All Night", and "Sex Girl Hot".
History[edit | edit source]
BTS formed in 1996 in Orem, Utah by all seven members of the anime club at the Utah Valley University; Jungkook, V, Suga, Jimin, RM, Jebediah Lewis, and J-Hope. The band, originally known as Japan Super Niggas (JSN), hoped to become as successful as other popular boy bands at the time, but like anyone would expect a bunch of Asian boys that didn't know good English in a sea of racist white Mormons, JSN was an utter failure. They sold CDs of their debut album in the parking lot of a Home Depot for 3 years until they earned enough money the tour around other diverse locations to sell their CDs such as Walmart and 7-Eleven.
In the late 2010s when out of nowhere a bunch of 14 year old girls decided that they were obsessed with Kor- er, Japan, the band, now middle-aged men, finally found success only 22 years after their formation. They then changed their band name to Big Tiger Star (BTS) as Twitter claimed "Japan Super Niggas" was racist because the band was not fully Japanese, as one of the members, J-Hope, was actually from glorious nation China. BTS later went on their first world tour to exotic cities such around the globe like Seattle, Vancouver, New York City, and Warrenton, Virginia.
In the 2020s, BTS still chooses to be relevant has released more annoying hits such as "Nigga We Fuck", "Permission to Give Head", and "Me Penis In You Hot Girl Butt Hole". They also released their first all-English album called "Proof That We're Still Alive".
Military service[edit | edit source]
In 2022, it was announced that BTS would be serving in the military. However, they would be given their special branch of military called the BTS Army where young fans could also fight with them as well.
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