2019 North Korean parliamentary election

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“The 2019 North Korean election was free and fair.”

~ Captain Obvious

Kim Jong-un, using laser beam eyes to destroy his opposition.

The 2019 North Korean parliamentary election was a free and fair election held on Kim Jong-un's glorious birthday in North Korea. Beginning in December of 2018, and ending on January 8th, 2019, the results of the elections was total domination by Kim Jong Un, with his coalition of communist, redder communists, really fucking authoritarian communists, and other communists gaining 100% of the vote. Although Kim Jong Un did not run for secretary, mostly because he was eating donuts to prepare for the great liberation of the south, he would still win.

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Kim Jong-un

Desert to the South (traitor!)

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A total Kimmy victory!

Controversy

I can't believe you have the balls to say that there was a controversy. There was no form of "controversy". Glory to the WPK! Glory to the Kim Family! Glory to Kim Jong-un!

Results

The aftermath of the 2019 North Korean parliamentary elections resulted in a victory for the Fatherland Front, which has won every election since the days of the Great Hwan Empire. It was also the last parliamentary election held in North Korea, because Kim Jong Un was setting up nuclear bombs on the other side of the world.

Electoral Reshuffling

After the 2019 North Korean parliamentary election, all subdivisions would have their leaders replaced with someone in the Kim family. You got Papa Kim Yo-Jong, Fatty Kim-Chol, and Kim Il-Sung.

The Next Election

Elections were supposed to be held on March 2024. However, due to it not being on January 8th, Kim's birthday, the Presidium of the Supreme People's Assembly was sentenced with the death penalty.

CONCLUSION - A MESSAGE FROM THE NORTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT

GLORY TO THE WPK, USER! GLORY TO NORTH KOREA! WE'LL KISS THOSE SOUTH KOREANS IN THEIR ASS, PROBABLY. WE'LL INVADE THEM AT SOME DAY.

GLORY TO THE WPK, USER! GLORY TO NORTH KOREA! WE'LL KISS THOSE SOUTH KOREANS IN THEIR ASS, PROBABLY. WE'LL INVADE THEM AT SOME DAY.

The Not-So-United States of Korea