UnTunes:Kryptonite

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"Kryptonite" is a fictional material[1] by American musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. The song will appear in Yankovic's upcoming fictional album, Alected, and will be a parody of the song "Dynamite" by South Korean boy band BTS. "Kryptonite" will describe the relationship between Dave Grohl & Taylor Hawkins, the members of American rock band Foo Fighters, in light of the sudden death of Hawkins in 2022.

"Kryptonite" will also serve as an explanation of the format of the album Alected, which will be Yankovic's first double album, with one disc (entitled "Side A") containing only parody songs, and the second ("Side L") containing only original songs.[2] This format was inspired by Foo Fighters' double album, In Your Honor, which was part acoustic, part anthemic. Since Kryptonite serves both as a way for Lex Luthor to kill Superman, and as a way for Batman to control Superman's ego, it will describe perfectly the nature of Hawkins and Grohl's friendship.

"Kryptonite" will appear on the "Side A" part of the album Alected, and is assumed to be extremely awesome. It will probably look something like this:

KRYPTONITE

'Cause I feel like Superman tonight
So let's all die, come out and watch Ben Affleck fight
Foos on, get up in the morn'
Cup of milk, let's rock and roll
King Kong, kick the drum
Rolling on like a Rolling Stone
Sing song when I'm walkin' home
Jump up to the top, LeBron
Ding-dong, call me on my phone
Ice tea and a game of ping pong
This is gettin' heavy, can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (Woo-hoo)
Life is sweet as honey, yeah, this beat cha-ching like money, huh
Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go
I'm Kryptonite, you know I glow up
Hey, so let's go
'Cause I feel like Superman tonight
So let's all die, come out and watch Ben Affleck fight
Flyin' through the city with my Lois in my arms
So you can always be my Kryptonite, woah-oh-oh
Bring a friend, join the crowd, whoever wanna come along
Word up, talk the talk, just move like we off the wall
It's midnight, the sky's alight, so we dance to the break of dawn (Hey)
Ladies and gentlemen, I got the medicine so you should keep ya eyes on the ball
Huh, this is gettin' heavy, can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (Woo-hoo)
Life is sweet as honey, yeah, this beat cha-ching like money, huh
Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go
I'm Kryptonite, you know I glow up
Let's go
'Cause I feel like Superman tonight
So let's all die, come out and watch Ben Affleck fight
Flyin' through the city with my Lois in my arms
So you can always be my Kryptonite, woah-oh-oh
Die-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na, you're my Kryptonite
Die-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na, you're my Kryptonite
Flyin' through the city with my Lois in my arms
So I can always be your Kryptonite, woah-oh-oh
Die-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Die-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Die-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
We're each other's Kryptonite
Die-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Die-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Die-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
We're each other's Kryptonite
'Cause I feel like Superman tonight
So let's all die, come out and watch Ben Affleck fight
Flyin' through the city with my Lois in my arms
So you can always be my Kryptonite, woah-oh-oh
'Cause I feel like Superman tonight
So let's all die, come out and watch Ben Affleck fight
Flyin' through the city with my Lois in my arms
So I can always be your Kryptonite, woah-oh-oh
Die-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na, you're my Kryptonite
Die-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na, you're my Kryptonite
Flyin' through the city with my Lois in my arms
So you can always be my Kryptonite, woah-oh-oh

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