UnTunes:Billy Kramer

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Good Small.png Nominated Article
This article has been nominated for highlighting on the front page. You can vote for it or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH. Please see this article's entry.

The seventh track on Side L of Alected. Performed by Weird Al. Originally "Eliezer Ben Yehuda" by Chava Alberstein — a song about the man who made the Hebrew language ABBA again.


Billy Kramer


Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Weird Al Berstein - Billy Kramer.png

Like the old prophets who were loyal to their Gods

He stayed true to family & friends, against the odds

And every night he sat and worked with his old lamp

He built inside his workshop millions of machines

Machines of life, machines of knives

Against your cheeks they gently slip.

Billy Kramer, when will you go to sleep

It obvious that you are getting the shakes

And Lady Justice isn't so oblivious

She will wait for you until the dawn breaks


Chorus:

Billy Kramer

John & Gideon

One long dead, one still unborn

They play & play, they play & play

The production is stalled, but the game's on.


If the franchise is sleeping many years, so what?

Let's extract it right now, just like ABBA, from its dust

Reversed bear trap, Amanda Young, Dr. Gordon

It's looking like Armageddon

So make one more, Saw Eleven

So make it great, we'll make the franchise great again.

And many games will be conceived

Inventive like Lin-Manuel Miranda

And the franchise will rise

And will not recognize itself at all

Recognize itself just like Amanda


Chorus:

Billy Kramer...


When Gideon has ended, Johnny said to her:

I will help the people so one day they start to care

He did his doctor and the insurance exec

Even the nurse who hastily mixed X-rays, check

He made them all become more whole

To care about another soul.

For Gideon - he built the puppet Billy

It scared the living Hell of his wife Jilly

But something drove him to avenge the silly

Gideon son of John,

That was never really born

From the womb was torn.


Chorus:

Billy Kramer...

(X2)


Outro:

The production is stalled, but the game's on

La la la la la la...

Credits[edit | edit source]

Translation by Kakun