Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PENIS'FUCKING'FELLATIO'HELL'FROG'S FAT ASS'VENEREAL DISEASE'DIRTY SANCHEZ Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PIG look at the FUCKING talk page of this 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT article for notes or discussion before MACACA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITE or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FOUR-EYES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONKEY BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY PUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKSTAIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TWAT SEX words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GENITALIA utterFUCKance of socially CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SOD OFF television programs to address CHOAD Tourette's syndrome.

CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's is SHUT UP, MEG! not to be FUCK confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DEVELOPERS! random HELL disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF A BITCH language, DOODIE HEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUKKAKE POOPY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky EPIDIDYMIS souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES SHITCOCK garbage.

Darnit.

A TITS Polite Note to the TITTIES Author:

The TIMBER NIGGER Tourette's ASS Research Institute was DOG FUCKER founded to PRICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AMERICA ONLINE article DONGSHOVER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HOLY DUMB FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUCK MY COCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BALL SACK Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JOHNNY TV, for always focusing on the ASS LICKER bad side of a terrible MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE thing.
• The main SHITSLIDE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOTHERFUCKER knee DUMBASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WOODPECKERSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for DICKLICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRIG sufferers to become BUTT PIRATE manically depressed and NORTH KOREA commit WALRUS SHIT suicide.
• There is no NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! cure, and the CUNNILINGUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTT PIRATE tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBIES perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS numb and FUCK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITWANK it is without the DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! drug.

I am an active member of a MARGARET THATCHER tourette syndrome FELCHMONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRAPPY the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING public view of Tourettes as a "CROTCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUGFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMNATION sorry for PUSSY "hi-jacking" your MONKEY SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUNG-HOLE this that really DONKEY PUNCHER annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NORTH KOREA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VENEREAL DISEASE, and making fun of a PENIS ON A BUN horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best BUTT PIRATE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN IT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PORTUGAL reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. DONKEY DICK Regards to Andrew DUNE COON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The CRAPFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAP punch him if you ASS FASCIST want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PISS OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GENITALIA and INBRED playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DARTH VADER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN IT BAND WITH 4 BEAVER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BALLS HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How DOUGHNUT PUNCHER to PEDOPHILIA cure SHITE the BENSON SUCKS Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MALARKY for SHITSLINGING Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome I WILL KILL YOU! is DONKEY PUNCHER following SHITBALLS these FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK rules HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS in SLOPE order:

• 1: Avoid TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! immature PISS OFF little WOP kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE 10 FUCKWITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUM PENIS FUCKER nor CARPET MUNCHER talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES don't HOMO have NIGGER this ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

WITH NASTY DOG FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw JERK OFF!

I fucking put CLEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE TOWELHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at 666 the TOP OF SHITFACE THIS ASSCRACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PEEPEE offensive. BUTTFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PEDOPHILIA people who try FUCKWIT to battle RAPE'TITS that tight-ass TITS 17-year-CONDOMS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JUNGLE BUNNY it now, but someone said FUCKBAG' JUSTIN BIEBER JACKASS SHIT'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCUMBAG is a laughing ABO matter. Plus there ARFENHOUSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are SCRATCH! GROUNDER! articles [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CRAPPY stuff. So TOTAL that means SHITFACE stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and BULLSHIT talking about the REBECCA BLACK letter that it's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT mocking (what WIGGER letter? I don't even know what FEMADOM the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self PRICK even made a really DOUCHING good point. "It's PEARL NECKLACE nothing more NIGGER from a head nod to a BEANER knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add HONKY onto YOGHURT CANNON saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that NAZI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FAGGOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DILDO be, because if I were a JACKASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on CARPET MUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOZILLA FIREFOX be offended, don't read I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL the freaking DRAMA article anyway.

FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE DARTH VADER SHITSLINGING BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS PRICK MARGARET THATCHER

TACO HELL TENTACLE RAPE POLAK BLOWJOB JACK OFF SEMEN DAMN HELL PENISFUCK DOM DeLUISE BITCH [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU JENKEM BEAVER RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER BITCH FRED PHELPS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH AY-AY-AY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WETBACK SACRAMENTO ANAL DIABETES FUCKING A ASS WANKSPLAT RAT'S ASS JACKASS BOOBS CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN WILLY WONKA BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK PIGFUCKER BEAVER GENITALIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COCK SHITSLINGING CUM COON PUSSY PEEPEE DILDO [Insert swear here] CUNT I WILL END YOU! VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT LAPPER DAMN PUSSY SHITHEAD CRAP CRAPMUNCHER FRIG BORDER HOPPER 666 GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER SHIT DOG FUCKER GANGBANG SHITTY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEMEN DUNE COON DUMBASS PUSSY GYPSY FUCK YOU ASS CUNT CRAPFUCKER HOMO HELL SHITFACE GOD DAMN BIG FOOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH I'LL RAPE YOU HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SLOPE PISS BIGNOSE BALL SACK FUCKFACE JERRY HELL TAMPONS CHOAD FUCKFACE PUSSYLICKER YOUR MOM PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET SLOPE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD IN THE HOUSE ANAL CROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF MY ASS DICK CHICKEN RUSKIE CUNT FELCHMONKEY GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK PENISBIRD LAKE TITICACA SEMEN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FAGGOT SOD OFF MINORITIES ASS FUCKFACE MONKEY BALLS DICKFACE SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT BOOBIES TENTACLE RAPE DOUCHEBAG DILDO BULLSHIT FUDGEPACKER DICKHEAD NEGRO NIPPLES SHITE LOGJAMMER CHIGGER BLUMPKIN SCUMBAG FUDGEPACKER FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF SHITHEAD PUNANI GENITALIA CRAPMUNCHER HONKY JOHN ELWAY FEWMETS CAMEL JOCKEY CHRISTHUMPER PISS ARTIST HELL GOD DAMN ANAL DOUCHING DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL SOD OFF SIGMUND FREUD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHING FUCKING DAMN ASSHAT KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH NECROPHILIA NEGRO CUNNILINGUS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCKTARD SEX FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE GIVING HEAD CONDOMS ASSFACE BELLEND BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT PISS OFF SPIC BOB SAGET LAKE TITICACA WOP CUNTYMINTS COMMUNIST DILDO SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT WANKER SHITE CONDOMS RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD CRAPPY HELL BUKKAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SACRAMENTO DILDO SEX BITCH TIENANMEN SQUARE SLOPE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING CLUSTERFUCK CUNT GANGBANG [Insert swear here] DAMN GOD DAMN INVISIBLE! GIVING HEAD CHAV DICKFACE CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT LIKE A HORSE ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PRICK TWO-INCH PENIS INBRED VAGINA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK O KURWA! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CRAPFUCKER YOU WANKER SHITTY NIGGER PENISBIRD COCKGOBLIN RAPE OH SHI– STEVE BALLMER FUCKFACE FROG COCKSUCKER JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FIRECROTCH CUNT INCEST FUCK NIGGER QUEEF DAMN PISS OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JACKASS [expletive deleted] WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS OFF FUCKING RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE TIT SPRINKLES BLISTERING BARNACLES 666 MARY WHITEHOUSE PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF PISS SPANK THE MONKEY ASS BULLSHIT HADJI WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FEWMETS CONDOMS NIPPLES NICARAGUA GO HOME AND DIE SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MALARKY ASSHOLE CHAV FUCKTARD SIGMUND FREUD LET'S SHIT BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE DOUCHEBAG DAMN ASSWIPE SPUNK SHITFUCKER ASS MACACA SOD OFF WANK CUNTRAG SHITTY CUNT YID SHIT CHIGGER TIT SPRINKLES WIENER CRAPMUNCHER CUNT SUNSHINE FAG AMERICA ONLINE CLEMEN GRINGO DONKEY PUNCHER TITTIES CARPET MUNCHER WANKSPLAT LAKE TITICACA TITMOUSE PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POWERSHIT FUCKWIT HELL COON BANGKOK [EXPLETIVE] DIPSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE DEVELOPERS! FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BALLS ASS PIG INCEST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN RICK MORANIS FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEMEN FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY BRITNEY TOWELHEAD COCKSUCKER JERK OFF SHIT HELL GOBSHITE HELL HO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITCOCK DICK IN A BOX CUNTSWILLING HOMO [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT ASS CHUFF DOUCHE ANAL DIABETES TOSSER VAGINA FELLATIO DONKEY DICK SEMEN PIGFUCKER TWAT WIENER WIENER NIGGER ASS PORCH MONKEY FUCK EMO SHITSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT BALLS PENIS BUTT PIRATE MONKEY SHIT SHITE SHITSKIN CHENEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PRICK QUEEF BALLS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACKASS BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE FUCKTARD SHITBALLS AMERICA'S GREAT! FRIG SCUMBAG CUNT LIMEY COMMUNIST DILDO GOAT DICK SHITFUCKER YID AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FENCE JUMPER DAMN ANAL ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD HELLFUCKER CRAP FUCKWIT FUCK YOU FAG BIGNOSE ASS ASSFACE EPIDIDYMIS FUCKER BASTARD DARTH VADER RAPE TWAT SON OF A BITCH DAMN DAMNATION JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PIGFUCKER CHINK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS ASSHAT POLACK GANGBANG WETBACK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES POOPOO JERK OFF TWAT POMMIE BELLEND TITS DICKHEAD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY BUKKAKE DILDO SCROTUM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POLAK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PENIS POO POO BLOWJOB HORSE PENIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMMIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLIT BOLLOCKS MALL SANTA ASSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT suck my mothers BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BOB SAGET SHITTY DAMN JACKASS IT'S OVER 9000! NIGGER FUCK YOU ASSCRACK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK O CANADA SHITFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE ASS MALARKY ANAL SUGARTITS WANKER BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS LICKER CLUSTERFUCK TOWELHEAD DILDO HELL FUCKWIT FUCKTARD JACKASS CRACKER BALL SACK CHINK PISS SEX YOUR MOM INBRED SUITCASE PENIS ICE CREAM FUCK PEDOPHILIA MARCH OF FLAMES BITCH MILF BIGNOSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING ASSFACE DICKFACE SHITHEAD COCKSHITTER GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS HELL NIGNOG PISS OFF MY ASS GIVING HEAD PORCH MONKEY BLUE PENIS! MONKEY SHIT GENITALIA FUCKFACE CHRISTHUMPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT INBRED CONDOMS COCKSUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLOWJOB BASTARD PUSSY BITCH FIST FUCK MILF TITWANK NIPPLES BUGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK YOU MASTURBATION QUEEF FUCK RHODESIA VAGINA PUSSY DAMN STEVE BALLMER FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE BORDER HOPPER BONER NECROPHILIA JIGGABOO PAKI HITLER FUCKSTAIN MALARKY DUMBASS ASS LICKER PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK PENIS ON A BUN JAP GANGBANG FRENCH TICKLER DIPSHIT TWAT NEGRO CUNT O KURWA! FRITZ CUNT CHICKEN FRIES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BASTARD JACKASS SHIT MOLDY TITS PIGFUCKER PISS ARTIST TITWANK FUCKING BIRD SHIT DOUCHE SHIT FELLATIO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SLITTY EYES TRANNY MOCCASINS GOBSHITE FALSE BENSON CUNT PISS SOD SPANK THE MONKEY SHITCUNTING COCKSMOKER ASS BUKKAKE GREASER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS SNUFF PORN SON OF A BITCH NIGGER FLYING FUCK DICKLICK CUM BASTARD MASTURBATION HONKY HELL SHITSLINGING TITWANK SAGGY TITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PRICK CHOAD KISSER SHITE SEX DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY CHOAD HELL TIMBER NIGGER ASS COCKSUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PEARL NECKLACE I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER SOD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING JUMP! MOLDY TITS COCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUM JOHN SMILEY FACE DONKEY DICK QUEEF DAMN BITCH ASSHOLE ASSFACE CUM suck my mothers SUNSHINE TITMOUSE MOLDY TITS DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER TITS BOOBIES CRACKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GOD DAMMIT CHAV BOOBIES BALL SACK FAGGOT TITWANK LENS CRAFTERS CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY BOOBS PUSSY ASSHAT CUNT COON SAGGY TITS YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] DOUCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSE MAMA MIA JERK OFF CUNT YOU WANKER FUCK YOU SMEG COON PORCH MONKEY POTTYMOUTH CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MARCH OF FLAMES BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT PUSSY DOUCHETITS BORDER HOPPER YID FENCE JUMPER FIRECROTCH SEX CRACKER BORDER HOPPER AUTOFELLATIO MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS COCK GIVING HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FAG CUNT ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO DICKFACE WANK RICK MORANIS MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES VANITY PAGES ROCK ABO EMO BITCH TITS BUGFUCK WINDOWS VISTA BOOBS COON WANKSPLAT JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT CUNNILINGUS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JUNGLE BUNNY SHITBALLS CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING FRIG YOU WANKER FUCKTARD SAND NIGGER AY-AY-AY BITCH DONKEY DICK TITS SCROTUM SHITE DICK IN A BOX LOGJAMMER LIMEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLUSTERFUCK RAPE TOSSER BULLSHIT SCUMBUCKET DIRTY SANCHEZ MONKEY SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLAK ASSWIPE CUNT SHIT POOPY HO FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TOSSER HELL ORGASM FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SHITSLINGING HELLFUCKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN DIPSHIT BASTARD FUCKTARD DUMBASS CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK ARSE RAT'S ASS JERK OFF FUCKWIT PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH CUNT CUNTYMINTS 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLIDE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK MOLDY TITS CHICKEN SHIT SEX TRANNY DOT HEAD PISSHOLE TWAT ASS HOSER SAND NIGGER SHIT ASSHAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS CLUSTERFUCK BOOBS COCKSUCKER TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE DOM DeLUISE CARPET MUNCHER PISS ARTIST SEMEN DUMBASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DYKE JIGGABOO FRED PHELPS TOWELHEAD ASS SPUNK NIGGER TITS RUSKIE GOBSHITE DAMN IT POLESMOKER MICK DIPSHIT TURD RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF A BITCH BITCH DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER JAP POTTYMOUTH CUM ANAL KIKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BELGIUM JACKASS SHIT GRAPE PENIS DICK CHICKEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIPSHIT PENISFUCK JUSTIN BIEBER MONKEY'S UNCLE RECTUM RAIDER BOOBS FLYING FUCK BEANER SHITTY TIT SPRINKLES SUCK MY DICK SHITCOCK WIKIPEDIA FOUR-EYES FUCKER MAMA MIA SHITPISSER DUNE COON GOD BLESS AMERICA CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK YOU LOLLIPOPS FUCK TWISTY VAGINA SEMEN FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY GOBSHITE BUTT-HEAD FUDGEPACKER INBRED PENIS ON A BUN FELLATIO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCK YOU JOHNNY COCKSTUFFER POOPY ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DICKFACE RAT'S ASS MACACA AAAAAAAAA! DAGO CUNT DAMN IT FUCKFACE FUCK GRAPE PENIS PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT PRICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! YOU WANKER BOOBS FELCHING WANK DAMN TRANNY COCKSUCKER WETBACK DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER BLUE PENIS! JENKEM ASSHOLE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK YOU REDSKIN FUCKER PISS DAMMIT POMMIE HITLER POMMIE SHITE HORSE SHIT DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU WALRUS SHIT FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FASHION BUG RAT'S ASS GOATSE ASS MOTHERFUCKER HELL CONAN O'BRIAN HORSE PENIS WANK DICKHEAD DICK FUCKTARD FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT SUITCASE PENIS FRITZ SHIT COCK HO POO POO BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS BONG CUNT CRAPPY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BONER BITCH BASTARD DEVELOPERS! FELCHING FUCKFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FU SPANG JUMPING JESUS!!! SHITHEAD FRITZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIGGER YOGHURT CANNON FAG DIPSHIT CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTRAG DAMN SHAKOPEE NIGNOG HELLFIRE CRAPFUCKER NICARAGUA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CONDOMS RUSKIE YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FU SPANG FUCKFACE SPUNK SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING GANGBANG BOB SAGET ASS FASCIST POLAK BORDER HOPPER JENKEM DAGO FELCHING SPICY CUNT FUCK JERRY BOOBIES TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK WIGGER SHITSLIDE SEX HONKY KIKE TENTACLE RAPE DICK CHICKEN SCUMBUCKET SHITBALLS FUCK OFF DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY WANK JACK ABRAMOFF RAGHEAD MY COMMUNION WAFER OF NIPPLES FIST FUCK DICKHEAD DOT HEAD DAGO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKFACE WHORE BUGFUCK GOD DAMN SPIC NIGNOG RAGHEAD DICKFACE DARTH VADER FROG'S FAT ASS TRANNY NI POWERSHIT FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE ASS HITLER ASSHAT BUGFUCK DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DAGO MOLDY TITS FUCK DOT HEAD BANGKOK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! GOAT DICK PISS OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT FUCK DOUCHE SON OF A BITCH SHIT GANGBANG Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive URINE-GARGLING and with the BUKKAKE and his HELL of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about I LIKE BUSH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TURD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NIPPLES