Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SOD OFF'JOHNNY'CAMEL FUCKER'NIPPLES'SHITFACE'VENEREAL DISEASE'JESSE McCARTNEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SOD OFF look at the ASS talk page of this VAGINA article for notes or discussion before POLAK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF SHIT, sudden BULLCRAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DONKEY PUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANAL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WHORE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK OFF JAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous KIKE utterFUCKance of socially SEMEN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address DOG SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is I'LL RAPE YOU not to be FLYING FUCK confused with CLUSTERFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIPPLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random SOD disorientation, culturally-SUCK MY DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL I WILL KILL YOU! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GRINGO souvenir shoppes and massive DICK CHICKEN quantities SPANK THE MONKEY of ANAL DIABETES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FEMADOM Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:

The FUCKER Tourette's BEAVER Research Institute was TAFFY founded to ASSCRACK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUTT PIRATE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DONKEY DICK article SLOPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPIC I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUCK MY COCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of AUTOFELLATIO Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can DARTH VADER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the TWAT bad side of a terrible ORGASM thing.
• The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee CROTCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JOHN ELWAY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DONKEY PUNCHER school for JUNGLE BUNNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MASTURBATION sufferers to become YID manically depressed and BALLS commit SCROTUM suicide.
• There is no RAPE cure, and the TITMOUSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHING tics often have adverse PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire GRAPE PENIS body to go SHITFACE numb and NIHILISM basically made it NIGGA! worse than JOHN SMILEY FACE it is without the FUCKTARD drug.

I am an active member of a COCK tourette syndrome TITMOUSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUM the DICKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GYPSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOBSHITE sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your CROTCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLISTERING BARNACLES this that really CARPET MUNCHER annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOLDY TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DUMBASS, and making fun of a SHITFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) BOOBS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HENTAI time.

Best BUNG-HOLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOBSHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. DILDO Regards to Andrew HORSE SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The COON bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMMIT punch him if you PENIS ON A STICK want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE'S MOMMA article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my MOLDY TITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIECE OF SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS and BULLSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKSMOKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 HELL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MONKEY'S UNCLE HORSE! PIECE OF SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF SHIT'S HOUSE

How KRAUT to GO COUNT YOUR DICK cure AUTOFELLATIO the ASSCRACK Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment KNOBJOCKEY for PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's JOHNNY Syndrome LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS is NORTH KOREA following I WILL KILL YOU! these PRICK rules AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI in TITMOUSE order:

• 1: Avoid BUTT-FOR-BRAINS immature DICKLICK little CUNTBUCKET kids,
• 2: Count to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! within ASSRAPING 10 SPANK THE MONKEYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT REDEEMING VALUE nor MONKEY'S UNCLE talk,
• 4: Tell BOLLOCKS yourself you ASSHAT don't pen0r have BITCH this GRAPE PENIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WITH NASTY INBRED DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHOAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIECE OF SHIT last straw DYKE!

I fucking put POTTYMOUTH' my comment at the TOP OF THE DIRTY SANCHEZ PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GRAPE PENIS the TOP OF JIGGABOO THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JOHN ELWAY offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSHAT people who try JIZZ to battle AUTOFELLATIO'NIPPLES that tight-ass PISS 17-year-JERK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DILDO it now, but someone said TITWANK' WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? INBRED'PISS ARTIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I RAPE WALRUSES! is a laughing KAFFIR matter. Plus there PENIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PEARL NECKLACE Uncyclopedia, there are SEX articles suck my mothers about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So O KURWA! that means THONG TASTER stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and SHITFACE talking about the CAMEL JOCKEY letter that it's DOUCHETITS mocking (what PENIS letter? I don't even know what TITTYWANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian RUSTY TROMBONE hi self DUMBASS even made a really DICK good point. "It's ASS LICKER nothing more POLAK from a head nod to a WIKIPEDIA knee tick". TITWANK. Which I'll add WANKSPLAT onto TIT SPRINKLES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS suffer that ASSBANDIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUKKAKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a FAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOSER hilarious. If you FAG Want facts, go on ASSWIPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the freaking PENIS article anyway.

HOMO BITCH ASS LICKER TWAT DONALD RUMSFELD SHITHEAD FUCKFACE BONG MALARKY FAG

COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HO FUCKER GO HOME AND DIE SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE COON CUM NAZI SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JERK OFF GIVING HEAD CARPET MUNCHER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! BORDER HOPPER KRAUT PISSHOLE ASSFACE FUCK YOU suck my mothers SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE CRAPFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PENIS COCKSHITTER CUNT FUCKING BANGKOK FUCK HELL FUCK ASSRAMMER BRUSH MA TEETH WIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK SPUNK PICKANINNY LIMEY SHAKOPEE JAP COCKSTUFFER INCEST PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER ARSE SUGARTITS CHUFF TWAT SHITFACE FUCKING REDNECK GUMDROPS ASSFACE RAT'S ASS FELCHING HENTAI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER INBRED FUCKER WOP ASS SHIT YOU WANKER BONER SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFACE WANK GANGBANG PENISFUCK SHITHEAD MALARKY RAGHEAD RUSKIE HEIL HITLER! 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BATHING SUIT AREA BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD SHAKOPEE CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] MOCCASINS MILF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBAG WANKER NIPPLES PAKI FUCK SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITCOCK BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAPE SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT BORDER HOPPER RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSWIPE CAUCASIANS SHITE SON OF A BITCH RAGHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL BULLSHIT YOUR MOM CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BASTARD OLD CHRIST OF A CROTCH CONAN O'BRIAN CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANK DICKFACE HOT GRITS DAMN FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT SUITCASE PENIS SPUNK DOUCHE NAZI BEAVER TONY LA RUSSA DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD ASSHAT FUCKING FUCK A DUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPY COCKSMOKER DICK CHICKEN BALLS FUCKTARD CUNT FUDGEPACKER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD GOD DAMN ASS OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER SEX HELL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BRITNEY BALLS GRINGO FUCKFACE [Insert silly non-swear here] SAMUEL L. JACKSON HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD LIMEY AUTOFELLATIO SLOPE O CANADA JIZZ CONAN O'BRIAN SHITPISSER TITTYWANK SHITTY BEANER WANKSPLAT SON OF A BITCH DUNE COON GOD DAMMIT BITCH WANKER BEANER TITTIES JAP TRANNY SOD TIT SPRINKLES FUCKWIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CLIT GOD DAMN DOUCHETITS URINE-GARGLING BUGGER WIGGER INBRED SHITHEAD FUCK MARGARET THATCHER FUCK TWAT MASTURBATION BITCH BUGGER OFF SHITE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PIG CAPTAIN CRUNCH JUSTIN BIEBER NIPPLES DAMN ASS HONKY BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA 1984 MALARKY ASS LICKER YID CHOAD GOAT DICK CRACKER CUNNILINGUS WIENER GO HOME AND DIE PICKANINNY FUCKWIT ORGASM BALL SACK RAINBOWS ASSWIPE FEATURED SHITFACE SHIT GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCK FUCKFACE ASSCRACK YOU WANKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CRAPMUNCHER AY-AY-AY SCUMBAG FUCK A DUCK AUTOFELLATIO WINDOWS VISTA WEHATEMARIO DAMN BEANER BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FUCK [EXPLETIVE] JAP FUCKSTAIN COON SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ TRANNY SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ARSE CUNT MILF CLEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DYKE DICKHEAD DOUCHING DOG SHIT COCK TARTAR SAUCE PUNANI NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK ASS COMMUNION WAFER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT DONALD RUMSFELD SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ O CANADA TWAT WANK BUKKAKE [EXPLETIVE] DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT BASTARD FUCK ASSHOLE POOPY DUMBASS BUNG-HOLE CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING ABO ASSHAT SHITHEAD INCEST CHIGGER FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUKKAKE BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG DONKEY PUNCHER JACK OFF ASS FASCIST I CAN AFFORD FOOD EPIDIDYMIS COON PISS PUNANI SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENIS WIENER ASS GOBSHITE SHITFACE TOTAL CRACKER CUNT DONKEY DICK JENKEM SPIC ASSWIPE ASS DUMBASS CHINK ASS FAGGOT FAGGOT ARSEBADGERS INJUN WILLY WONKA [EXPLETIVE] FROG PENISFUCK BITCH PRICK HAIL SATAN! FUCK OFF MILF BITCH ORGASM WIENER RAT'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHIT ASSHAT ARSE TIMBER NIGGER CLIT PENIS ON A STICK SHITE CUM GRAPE PENIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PENIS CRAPFUCKER ABO DIPSHIT HEAVEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MONKEY BALLS BONER CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMN BASTARD TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER ASS DICK HAIL SATAN! BASTARD BUGGER GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES POMMIE CHRISTIANITY ASSHAT THONG TASTER TITS FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA MONKEY SHIT VAGINA PUNANI PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN BULLSHIT WETBACK PUSSY DAMMIT MASTURBATION BRUSH MA TEETH POMMIE CRAPPY ASSRAMMER NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY O KURWA! NIGGER JAP CHRISTHUMPER FENCE JUMPER DICK IN A BOX PEDOPHILIA KIKE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ROMANIA MOCKIE WANK FELLATIO DICKFACE FUCKER JIGGABOO SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO SCROTUM SHAKOPEE PISS TWO-INCH PENIS WANK I WILL KILL YOU! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAGO DUNE COON CRAPFUCKER NAZI INCEST BASTARD LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET MALARKY MACACA FUCKTARD MACACA ASSHAT BASTARD BELLEND FAG GOD DAMN DICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SCUMBAG CRAP CONDOMS ASS CHOAD CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER BUTT-HOLE DARTH VADER BASTARD BIRD SHIT POLACK GYPSY ASSHAT BELLEND ASSHAT ASS FAGGOT SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST HELL PISS OFF SAND NIGGER BUDDHISM DICKFACE DAMN IT HATE HATE HAT VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE FEMADOM ASSCRACK FUCK OFF POISON IN TOOTHPASTE YOU WANKER GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT FUCK BOOBS ANAL PENIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN WALRUS SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK THIS IS SPARTA! FEMADOM WALRUS SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BELLEND PISSHOLE CHIGGER SHITE FUCKER BOOBS PISS OFF MY ASS TOSSER TWAT DUMBASS CONDOMS POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT REDSKIN CUNTYMINTS FENCE JUMPER SON OF A BITCH FUCKING BIGNOSE FUCK NUGGET CUNT DAGO SHITCOCK MOLDY TITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN IT FAGGOT FUCKFUCKFUCK ARSE SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOOK PISS BATHING SUIT AREA BLOWJOB MONKEY SHIT PISS FIST FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CRACKER ASSRAPING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK BLUMPKIN WALRUS SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS VAGINA JACKASS SHIT NICARAGUA COCKSMOKER BOOBIES pen0r BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS DICKHEAD BASTARD BONER TURD POOPY PUSSY DAGO JIZZ BASTARD SCROTUM INBRED CLIT ASS FASCIST FELCHING FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH BEANER FUCKER CUNT HOMO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKFACE ASSHAT RIGHT WING NAZI RAGHEAD DARTH VADER BANGKOK SHITFACE FLYING FUCK SHITTY FUCKING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK WANKER WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WALRUS SHIT DICK CHICKEN ASS BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT PRICK PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK SHIT BALLS PEEPEE HOSER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT FUCK YOU DOUCHETITS BUKKAKE ASSCRACK SCUMBUCKET FUCK WIGGER PENIS SCUMBAG BASTARD BLUE PENIS! BOOBS FUCKING SHITBALLS I RAPE WALRUSES! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS CUNT BASTARD COLGATE WANK RAT'S COCK SHIT PENIS WANK INCEST IN SACREMENT FROG ASS TITTIES SHITTY FUCKING A WANKER BASTARD BEAVER COON JACKASS RAT'S COCK TITS CHINK RAT'S ASS NI TURD MOCCASINS FUCKTARD DICK INBRED COCKSTUFFER BALLS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHAT FUCKING A ARSE CAPTAIN CRUNCH PIECE OF SHIT ANAL BONER FUCKER JACKASS SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITTY SHITFACE SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! DUMBASS DELICIOUS CAKE POMMIE FAG RAPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT VAGINA ASSCRACK FUCKFACE FUCKWIT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKSTAIN CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN D'OH CHIGGER PEARL NECKLACE DILDO FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S COCK FENCE JUMPER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAG WANKER SHITTY IN SACREMENT TWAT COON RAT'S COCK CHRISTHUMPER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN KRAUT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PIG and with the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and his DUMBASS of girraffes in which JACKASS while reading about SIGMUND FREUD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING FUCKFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• THONG TASTER