Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUGGER'suck my mothers'I RAPE WALRUSES!'HADJI'FUCK'GO COUNT YOUR DICK'CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DILDO look at the MOTHERFUCKER talk page of this BEANER article for notes or discussion before RAPE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JUNGLE BUNNY neurochemical FUCK disorder MICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SIGMUND FREUD, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PEARL NECKLACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLUSTERFUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HORSE SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOB SAGET REDSKIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUGHNUT PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially JACKASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! television programs to address VAGINA Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is FUCK OFF not to be BITCH confused with PASTURE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FIST FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWISTY VAGINA random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-JAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIKIPEDIA language, BULLSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SOD OFF BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOCCASINS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKBAG quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Polite Note to the SHUT UP, MEG! Author:

The GRINGO Tourette's SHITBALLS Research Institute was CLUSTERFUCK founded to GRIS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MICK article BOB SAGET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITTYWANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLUE PENIS! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GRUE RAPE Tourrette's sufferers WANK swear. You can ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TV, for always focusing on the FAGGOT bad side of a terrible SOD thing.
• The main BUTT-FOR-BRAINS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GENITALIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT knee BEANER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MASTURBATION no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANK school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become GOAT DICK manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit RAPE suicide.
• There is no SHIT cure, and the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the DUMBASS tics often have adverse FASHION BUG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITTY perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go DOG FUCKER numb and DONKEY PUNCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than JOHNNY it is without the TAMPONS drug.

I am an active member of a CHICKEN FRIES tourette syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER OFF the GOATSE public view of Tourettes as a "WIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BRUSH MA TEETH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HITLER sorry for FROG "hi-jacking" your SHOOP DA WHOOP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really NIGGER TITS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REBECCA BLACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAGHEAD, and making fun of a BIRD IN THE HOUSE horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITCOCK time.

Best SHITSLINGING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RANDY TRAVIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. DICK Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The TONY LA RUSSA bastard who wrote this article. You can PORCUPINE'S BALLS punch him if you JACK OFF want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SHITSLINGING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SIGMUND FREUD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ABO and PISSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCRATCH! GROUNDER! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PENIS ON A BUN BAND WITH 4 KRAUT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE! SIGMUND FREUD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SIGMUND FREUD'S HOUSE

How NIGGER to WIENER cure SHITBALLS the PIG Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITE for WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's REDSKIN Syndrome BANGKOK is PUSSYLICKER following FIRECROTCH these SHITE rules DUMBASS in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid CHOAD immature FENCE JUMPER little SIGMUND FREUD kids,
• 2: Count to NICARAGUA within AUTOFELLATIO 10 FUCKFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITE TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN nor SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFACE yourself you COMMUNIST DILDO don't BLUMPKIN have SHIT this DUMBASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WETBACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SIGMUND FREUD last straw TWO-INCH PENIS!

I fucking put HELLFIRE' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ALEX TREBEK the TOP OF BIRD SHIT THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. JIZZ. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PEDOPHILIA people who try BUTT-FOR-BRAINS to battle DICKFACE'BALL SACK that tight-ass TACO 17-year-GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGGER TITS it now, but someone said FRED PHELPS' SEX DICKFACE'FUCK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing FUCKWIT matter. Plus there GRINGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles 30 CASES OF PICKLES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM stuff. So SHITFACE that means SHITE stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and TANK MAN talking about the JOHN ELWAY letter that it's PISS mocking (what BALLS letter? I don't even know what MOTHERFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANKSPLAT hi self AY-AY-AY even made a really DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT good point. "It's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a DAMMIT knee tick". PENISBIRD. Which I'll add SHITCUNTING onto DAMMIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PENISFUCK suffer that FUCKING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONKEY PUNCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTBUCKET be, because if I were a SON OF A BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on SEMEN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SPUNK be offended, don't read JOHNNY the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.

COON I WILL END YOU! MILF POMMIE I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK BOOBS SHITFACE ASSHOLE PISSHOLE

EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKTARD SHITE HELL BONER DAMN FUCKHEAD 666 DICK PISS ARTIST FRAK WANK WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMN FELLATIO MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN WANK TITS & DICKS JAP BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS BIG FOOT CROTCH FUCK YOU INBRED WANKER DILDO BOB SAGET ASSHOLE ASSHAT BEAVER BOON BITCH YOU WANKER IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU TITTIES FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY DEVELOPERS! SHITE FUCK YOU PRICK SHIT FAG MOCCASINS SLOPE KIKE BALLS PRICK TITTIES MOCKIE MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO SAMUEL L. JACKSON HORSE PENIS CUNT DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES TOWELHEAD SHITBALLS DICKHEAD NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK EMO ORGASM GRIS VAGINA WIKIPEDIA CONDOMS FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS FELCHING DICK RAPE CUNT WANKSPLAT DEVELOPERS! ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP suck my mothers SUCK A BIG DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS BOLLOCKS SCUMBUCKET FUCKER HORSE PENIS DOG FUCKER DAMN IT MAMA MIA FUCKING JUMP! 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FUCKER SHITE ASS PISSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FELCHMONKEY BUKKAKE COCKSTUFFER FUCK FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MOCCASINS BOOBS ORGASM FUCKER DAMMIT STRAWBERRY ASS WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS DICKFACE SHITTY BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK PENISPENISPENIS!!! MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TIT DIRT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES FENCE JUMPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT JACKASS JACK OFF SACRAMENTO JAP HORSE PENIS POOPOO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKING A DICKHEAD ARSE GARBAGE DAY! FUCK JERK OFF SHIT FUCK SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER BLUMPKIN CRACKER FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITSLIDE BITCH FUCK DIPSHIT PENIS PEDOPHILIA FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBAG BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY POMMIE WANKER PUSSY JACKASS NAZI FUCK SHIT FUCKFACE YOU WANKER GOD DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGNOG [expletive deleted] BITCH FUCKSTAIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SMEG GOATSE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHRISTHUMPER HENTAI ARSE CUNNILINGUS PENISBIRD ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT MAMA MIA TITWANK FUCKFACE FUCK BONER CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS WIENER DAGO SHITFACE NI SPIC CRAPPY ANAL VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD SUGAR PORCH MONKEY O CANADA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS ON A BUN GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN WIENER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD ARSE TITMOUSE DOM DeLUISE NIGGER FUCK OFF YOU WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD PEDOPHILIA CHAV EAT MY SHIT! KNOBJOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT JOHNNY SHITBALLS NAZI BOLLOCKS ASS SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP MAMA MIA DICKLICK CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BEANER COON BALL SACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITTIES JACK ABRAMOFF JOHNNY LGBT RIGHTS COCK NEGRO INCEST BLUMPKIN SHITE BULLSHIT PRICK BLUE PENIS! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISSHOLE CLEMEN DICK TITS BEANER TITWANK RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING CHING CHONG CHINK SHITE SHITCOCK MARY WHITEHOUSE MOLDY TITS HELLFIRE FUCKING ASSWIPE BASTARD PISS ARTIST DOM DeLUISE DUNE COON FUCKWIT ASS O CANADA SOD OFF ARSE TACO FROG'S FAT ASS GRINGO PEEPEE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JERK OFF RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD CUNT COON HAIL SATAN! WANK FUCKING BULLSHIT DICK IN A BOX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCKSHITTER SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT TWAT BUKKAKE MONKEY SHIT HORSE SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BIRD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO DEMOCRACY DOUCHEBAG FUCKING JUMP! CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER FIST FUCK CUNT DAMMIT GIVING HEAD BALLS NIPPLES ARSE FUCKER FUCKFACE DICKFACE CHINK GO HOME AND DIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACKASS DICK BITCH YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 POLAK JENKEM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FELCHING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE LENS CRAFTERS YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK ASS SHITSLINGING FAG BITCH FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA BITCH PUSSY SOD OFF CUNT RICK MORANIS TWAT FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BALL SACK JACK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BORDER HOPPER BUGGER ASS WIKIPEDIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GRINGO WIGGER POMMIE TWO-INCH PENIS ASSBANDIT CRAPMUNCHER MALARKY SHUT UP, MEG! BALLS GREASER JACKASS DAMMIT LET'S SHIT GYPSY COCKGOBLIN SACRAMENTO TITS & DICKS WOODPECKERSHIT PISSHOLE BASTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOB SAGET FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL BUKKAKE BULLSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JACKASS SLOPE TWAT ASSHAT SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NAZI AUTOFELLATIO SPUNK HOSER INJUN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S COCK BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS CUNNILINGUS NIGNOG ORGASM PISS ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! FUCKWIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MAMA MIA PISS FUCK SUCK MY COCK CUNT VAGINA ANUSCAKE PAKI NEOPETS BULLSHIT VAGINA CHIGGER WHORE FUCK YOU FUCKFACE SCROTUM SHITTY MONKEY SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SUCK MY DICK GOATSE PICKANINNY BOOBIES CRAPMUNCHER GOOK POLAK FELLATIO TESTICLE CHOKE FELLATIO SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER CROTCH SUCK MY DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL DEVELOPERS! CRAPPY FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT ASS YOU WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH GANGBANG COCKSTUFFER SHITFACE EPIDIDYMIS DUMBASS PRICK SHITFACE CHIGGER CRAPFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD OFF SPUNK GOD DAMN BULLCRAP CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YOU ASSRAPING RAPE ASS JACKASS SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT JOHNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKING SCROTUM ARSE FENCE JUMPER DOUCHE SPIC POLAK CUNT STEVE BALLMER ANAL DIABETES HO PISS FEWMETS CUNTRAG SHITTY WANK PISS OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES MASTURBATION DUMBASS BULLSHIT FELCHING SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FOUR-EYES SHITE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BITCH SNUFF PORN FUCKSTAIN COON BOOBS COON ASSHOLE YOU WANKER DICKHEAD COON INCEST CHINK TAMPONS SOD OFF TWAT COON FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CLUSTERFUCK MASTURBATION AY-AY-AY FUCK SCUMBAG MOCKIE NICARAGUA CUNT SHIT FUCK ASS SOD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITS & DICKS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUNT PORCH MONKEY INBRED FUCKWIT BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFACE WANKER TITS AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS REBECCA BLACK YOU WANKER MILF YOGHURT CANNON FAG WALRUS SHIT 666 POLESMOKER FUCK SIGMUND FREUD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITCUNTING FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF NIPPLES FUCK OFF DICKLICK ALF CHAV PISS ARTIST PAKI LAKE TITICACA CROTCH WHORE CROTCH GENITALIA DAMN GARBAGE DAY! JIZZ KNOBJOCKEY PRICK FLYING FUCK BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER PIGFUCKER JOHN ELWAY JIGGABOO FUCKSTAIN I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BLISTERING BARNACLES PIG SEX BULLSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT SHITTY COON FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK DELICIOUS CAKE BUGFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKFACE YOU WANKER BLOWJOB BUGGER KRAUT BOB SAGET SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER ASS DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER FUCKING PISS SON OF A BITCH POMMIE CHOAD CONDOMS SHIT CUNTBUCKET NICARAGUA NI CRAPMUNCHER INJUN CAMEL FUCKER DUMBASS PISS PISS ARTIST NICARAGUA CROTCH JACKASS TACO DICKFACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GANGBANG FUCKING A FRAK AUTOFELLATIO [Insert silly non-swear here] TITS & DICKS GOD BLESS AMERICA DIPSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT DAMMIT ANAL DIABETES BITCH DOUCHING SHITSLINGING ARSE ASSFACE ASSHAT PENIS DICKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK YOU BONER TAMPONS EAT MY SHIT! BOOBS ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF WOP POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER JENKEM SHITE GANGBANG MONKEY BALLS MALL SANTA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CRACKER GOBSHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON EAT MY SHIT! NIGGER TITS BORDER HOPPER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSFACE FUCK YOU BULLSHIT SPUNK O CANADA DICK TITS BUGGER OFF BITCH ARSEBADGERS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

SHITFUCKER CUNT HORSE SHIT BEAVER POOPY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PRICK CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE TITS TOWELHEAD FUCKER FUCKWIT DAMN BITCH DOUCHEBAG DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD BOB SAGET WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TWISTY VAGINA GOOK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKLICK and with the WIENER and his GENITALIA of girraffes in which PISS OFF while reading about ASS LICKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CRAP ON A STICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN