Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BIRD SHIT'FROG'TITS & DICKS'TITS'DICKFACE'FUCK YOU'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCROTUM neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here], sudden STEVE BALLMER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF A BITCH or SAGGY TITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAT'S COCK PEEPEE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially CHIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHAT Tourette's is DAMMIT not to be FUCKFACE confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOLY DUMB FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD random PUSSYLICKER disorientation, culturally-WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMNATION language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUKKAKE WIKIPEDIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK quantities DONALD RUMSFELD of ANAL DIABETES LAKE TITICACA garbage.

Darnit.

A HIGH WAGES Polite Note to the SHITHEAD Author:

The BOLLOCKS Tourette's SHAKOPEE Research Institute was HONKY founded to SHITCOCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BIGNOSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DONKEY DICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT LAPPER TV, for always focusing on the TITTYWANK bad side of a terrible BATHING SUIT AREA thing.
• The main SON OF A BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLCRAP knee INBRED NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKSHITTER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy school for BUTT-HOLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIRD SHIT sufferers to become BULLSHIT manically depressed and POTTYMOUTH commit BEAVER suicide.
• There is no FUCKFACE cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go JACKASS numb and DAMN IT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the DOUCHE NAZI drug.

I am an active member of a MONKEY SHIT tourette syndrome FUCKSTAIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POLACK the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am AMERICA ONLINE sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOZILLA FIREFOX this that really WETBACK annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSRAMMER, and making fun of a WANKSPLAT horrible disorder is (not) COCKSHITTER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best INBRED regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. POLESMOKER Regards to Andrew PRICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The VENEREAL DISEASE bastard who wrote this article. You can WOP punch him if you NIGGER want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKSPLAT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS ARTIST and ASS LICKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MAMA MIA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROG BAND WITH 4 WILLY WONKA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS OFF HORSE! [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here]'S HOUSE

How CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A to POLACK cure CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the ASSRAPING Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SPIC for FUCKWIT Tourette's HITLER Syndrome I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL is DOUCHING following PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT these DICKHEAD rules DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! in SCUMBAG order:

• 1: Avoid WIKIPEDIA immature POMMIE little BULLSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to SHITFACE within CUNT CRAPPER 10 SHITHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TITTIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUTT PIRATE nor FLAMING ASS BADGER talk,
• 4: Tell DAMNATION yourself you BASTARD don't BITCH have JUNGLE BUNNY this DICK TITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WITH NASTY DOG SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MALARKY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] last straw TACO!

I fucking put BRITNEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER THIS SHITHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKWAD offensive. GARBAGE DAY!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try DOUCHEBAG to battle PISS ARTIST'BITCH that tight-ass CRAPPY 17-year-JOHNNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HORSE SHIT it now, but someone said ASSCRACK' FELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'ASS LICKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE is a laughing DICKHEAD matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKFACE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING articles BUTTFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCROTUM stuff. So FUCKHEAD that means PISS stop getting mad at the FELLATIO first part too and SHITE talking about the SHIT LIKE A HORSE letter that it's CUNT mocking (what RAGHEAD letter? I don't even know what ASSCRACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRIG hi self AY-AY-AY even made a really DICKFACE good point. "It's FUCK nothing more POOPY from a head nod to a JENKEM knee tick". DARTH VADER. Which I'll add HO onto GENITALIA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOU WANKER suffer that YOUR MOM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WOMEN'S RIGHTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a FOUR-EYES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHICKEN SHIT hilarious. If you TUBA Want facts, go on OSTRICH MY ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKTARD be offended, don't read SCROTUM the freaking POLAK article anyway.

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GOOK BIGNOSE STEVE BALLMER MALL SANTA MASTURBATION BUTT PIRATE DAMN BITCH BOON BUTT PIRATE REDSKIN SUITCASE PENIS NIGGER TITS QUEEF PIG WANKSPLAT HO CLEVELAND STEAMER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM YOU WANKER ARSE CLUSTERFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NEGRO BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNTRAG CONDOMS AY-AY-AY TITTIES BLOWJOB DICKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTBUCKET SHITSLINGING COCKSHITTER FUCKWIT I WILL KILL YOU! ASS ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PUSSY FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHETITS SHITCOCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PENIS DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUMBASS SPUNK BLOWJOB ASSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS SOD OFF BORDER HOPPER CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS SEX NEOPETS HORSE SHIT TRANNY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING A FLAMING ASS BADGER MOZILLA FIREFOX LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FROG FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH NAZI FUCK BOB SAGET COCKSUCKER RAT'S ASS NAZI LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHRISTMAS TREES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOBSHITE HELL BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKFACE BUKKAKE WANKSPLAT FAG MONKEY SHIT NEGRO SHITCUNTING CHOAD KISSER MASTURBATION INJUN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GRINGO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL CONAN O'BRIAN BUTTFUCKER BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK HONKY JELLY BEANS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SEX SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKHEAD ORGASM I'LL RAPE YOU NORTH KOREA SLOPE SHIT BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY EMO SHITE ASSHAT ASSHAT GOD DAMN ORGASM SHITFUCKER ARSE BALLS ASSWIPE FUCK RAGHEAD EMO KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMMIT CUNT BLUMPKIN WANKSPLAT BONER BENSON SUCKS FLYING FUCK DAMN IT SUCK MY DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANKSPLAT POOPOO ASS ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN WEHATEMARIO JAP TAFFY ORGASM FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT SEX Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HORSE PENIS and with the HENTAI and his TIT DIRT of girraffes in which JACK OFF while reading about OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PEARL NECKLACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TRANNY