Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'SUCK A BIG DICK'FUCKBAG'BELLEND'SHITSKIN'HUMAN RIGHTS'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JESSE McCARTNEY look at the PISS talk page of this TITS article for notes or discussion before DUMBASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FLYING RAT'S ASS, sudden PORTUGAL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK OFF or BULLSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly AY-AY-AY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HOMO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KRAUT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SACRED by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHAKOPEE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BENCH PRESS FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUGGER OFF utterFUCKance of socially ASSBANDIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Tourette's syndrome.

DIPSHIT Tourette's is PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS not to be FLYING FUCK confused with FIST FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT random FRIG disorientation, culturally-CUNNILINGUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOOK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JOHNNY ASSFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DYKE souvenir shoppes and massive TOWELHEAD quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the LOGJAMMER Author:

The GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was CHOAD founded to GOD DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have EPIDIDYMIS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKER article DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DARTH VADER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOODIE HEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOD DAMN Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S COCK swear. You can INBRED blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHOAD TV, for always focusing on the JERK OFF bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main FELLATIO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TURD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS LICKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK NUGGET knee GIVING HEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is LAKE TITICACA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JUNGLE BUNNY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JAP school for CHING CHONG CHINK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWISTY VAGINA sufferers to become WALRUS SHIT manically depressed and FLYING FUCK commit DILDO suicide.
• There is no SEMEN cure, and the MALL SANTA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK A DUCK tics often have adverse VENEREAL DISEASE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOVERNMENT FILTERS perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go MOTHERFUCKER numb and ALF basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD it is without the DOUCHEBAG drug.

I am an active member of a BUGGER tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TIMBER NIGGER sorry for RUSKIE "hi-jacking" your EMO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLACK this that really PISS ARTIST annoys me. I am working towards a SOD OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be O KURWA!, and making fun of a JAP horrible disorder is (not) PISS UP MY ARSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best PRICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INCEST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA SUCKS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. BLISTERING BARNACLES Regards to Andrew PAGE BLANKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSCRACK punch him if you CHIGGER want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SHITFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FLYING RAT'S ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with VAGINA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOZILLA FIREFOX BAND WITH 4 NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLUE PENIS! HORSE! FLYING RAT'S ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FLYING RAT'S ASS'S HOUSE

How GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS to DOUCHING cure ALF the MAMA MIA Tourette's FROG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTSWILLING for BASTARD Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome SHIT is PORCH MONKEY following ORGASM these INBRED rules CUNT in O CANADA order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKTARD immature CLUSTERFUCK little DAGO kids,
• 2: Count to PISS within FUCK YOU 10 FENCE JUMPERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN nor WANK talk,
• 4: Tell DILDO yourself you COON don't PUSSY have FUCKHEAD this REDNECK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GYPSY WITH NASTY FRED PHELPS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGNOG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FLYING RAT'S ASS last straw DOUCHE!

I fucking put GYPSY' my comment at the TOP OF THE FENCE JUMPER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BLUMPKIN the TOP OF NIGGER TITS THIS ASSWIPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGGER offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? people who try WOMEN'S RIGHTS to battle DOUCHEBAG'ARSE that tight-ass FROG'S FAT ASS 17-year-SHITFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUCK MY COCK it now, but someone said SHITSLINGING' INBRED COCK'VAGINA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHEBAG is a laughing CUNTSWILLING matter. Plus there TOTAL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are SLOPE articles TAMPONS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SAGGY TITS stuff. So ASSHOLE that means COCKING FUCKBOROUGH stop getting mad at the FELLATIO first part too and TOWELHEAD talking about the TAFFY letter that it's FAG mocking (what FUCKING A letter? I don't even know what 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self BITCH even made a really PAKI good point. "It's DIPSHIT nothing more O KURWA! from a head nod to a FUCKING knee tick". MOTHERFUCKER. Which I'll add BULLCRAP onto JERK OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HELL suffer that DOUCHING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSCRACK hilarious. If you FELLATIO Want facts, go on ANUSCAKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TOURETTE'S SYNDROME be offended, don't read HAIL SATAN! the freaking DOODIE HEAD article anyway.

YOU WANKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOAT DICK '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000105-QINU`"' TWAT WANK BALL SACK BOOBS SCUMBUCKET INJUN

EMO MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT HITLER AY-AY-AY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMMIT COLGATE MOCKIE SHITTY JIGGABOO FRITZ CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK POLACK JAP JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST DICKFACE RECTUM RAIDER [EXPLETIVE] FRENCH TICKLER BITCH SHITFACE NORTH KOREA GOOK PISS ARTIST CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE TAFFY FUCKING A HO CAMEL FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY NIGGER JERK OFF CONDOMS FUCKING COCKSMOKER SAGGY TITS ARSE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKFACE JACKASS SACRAMENTO SCUMBAG DOUCHE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SPANK THE MONKEY COCKSUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TRANNY HELL SOD OFF BOOBS ASSWIPE INBRED ASSRAMMER MALARKY COCK FUCKHEAD FAG FOUR-EYES ALEX TREBEK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST TIT DIRT YUKY DOODY DIPSHIT JOHNNY KAFFIR GENITALIA NAZI ORGASM PIG FUCKING A BUTTFUCKER HUEY P. NEWTON CRAPMUNCHER HELL JERRY KAFFIR SHITPISSER FELCHING POMMIE FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD DONKEY DICK BENSON SUCKS FRITZ DUMBASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS CAMEL FUCKER FALSE BENSON DAMN POMMIE FUCK YOU CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT FUCK NUGGET D'OH SHITE FLYING FUCK VAGINA CONDOMS FELLATIO MOLDY TITS INBRED HAIL SATAN! BITCH FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY BALL SACK DAMN DICK ASS SHITSKIN RUSTY TROMBONE WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH TITWANK ASSHAT DICKLICK HADJI NIGGER BASTARD SHITCUNTING O CANADA DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK SHITFACE HELL JERK OFF SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT CROTCH MALL SANTA BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY ASSFACE INBRED SHITPISSER DOG SHIT PUSSYLICKER FUCKFACE SACRAMENTO PISS OFF MY ASS COON FUCK YOU BUGFUCK FLYING FUCK RANDY TRAVIS CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE SHAKOPEE TAMPONS CAMEL FUCKER JOHN ELWAY SPUNK JACKASS SHIT PAKI BITCH NAZI SLOPE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JAP PRICK FIRECROTCH BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE WANKSPLAT VAGINA CUNT BEAVER CUNT FUCKWIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TRANNY GOBSHITE CUNTSWILLING DONGSHOVER MALARKY FUCKWIT ORGASM SHITSLINGING BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHOLE FELLATIO NORTH KOREA ASSHAT FRENCH TICKLER POLAK PIECE OF SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAT'S COCK PUNANI NIGGER EMO BULLCRAP FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT SHIT PISS OFF BIG FOOT FAG MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOOBS FUCKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK FUCK OFF BLUE PENIS! BALLS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA EAT MY SHIT! INCEST FUCKHEAD DILDO MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE HOLY DUMB FUCK BUNG-HOLE DICKWAD TOSSER FUCKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING A FUCK OFF YOU WANKER TITTYWANK PENISFUCK YID CRAPMUNCHER EAT MY SHIT! CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT BUTTFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS WETBACK CUNT SCROTUM CUNT DILDO TITTIES suck my mothers YOUR MOM SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK COON GENITALIA DAMN PISSHOLE SHITBALLS HONKY PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT WANK SHITBALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST NEGRO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JACKASS JACK ABRAMOFF HO PEDOPHILIA FRENCH TICKLER CUNT BULLSHIT SHIT SHITSLINGING BENSON SUCKS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD PISS ARTIST ASS MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POTTYMOUTH ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER SAMUEL L. JACKSON CONDOMS ROSIE O'DONNELL O CANADA SLOPE CHICKEN FRIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLEVELAND STEAMER LENS CRAFTERS [expletive deleted] SHITE FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT WETBACK FUCKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASS DICKHEAD KIKE YID NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PORCH MONKEY INCEST BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLAMING ASS BADGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S COCK SCROTUM DUMBASS SHITSLINGING DUMBASS FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD ASS NORTH KOREA JACKASS SHIT FEWMETS SHITE FUCKFACE MICK TWAT SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CRAPFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ALEX TREBEK BOOBS CLEMEN ASS BRUSH MA TEETH HELL ANAL CROTCH ASS GENITALIA HAIL SATAN! MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO CUNTRAG SAND NIGGER FELLATIO GREASER SHITCUNTING SPUNK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CROTCH RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCUNTING BONG CARPET MUNCHER CHUFF DAMN IT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CHIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK FENCE JUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT-HEAD DEVELOPERS! SAND NIGGER DAMN FUCKING JUMP! WANKER SON OF A BITCH CUNT REDSKIN FAG THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUNT JAP GRINGO RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST WANKER HELLFUCKER DAMN HEAVEN BUTTFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER SPIC PISS ARTIST PRICK COCKSUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT TWAT BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FLYING FUCK GINGERBREAD MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK HOMO PISS ARTIST FEWMETS RAGHEAD FUCKING GOOK DELICIOUS CAKE CROTCH CLIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK YOU TWAT SAGGY TITS FUCK YOU WANKER DICKLICK RAT'S ASS BASTARD NECROPHILIA ASSFACE JERK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU HELL BEANER MALL SANTA GOD DAMMIT DAMN LENS CRAFTERS YID SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE PISS SUITCASE PENIS HOMO FUCKFACE BITCH SHITHEAD DICKFACE FUCK OFF DICKFACE ALF CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHING FUCKING DILDO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE FUCKER FUCKWIT DEVELOPERS! SHITFACE MASTURBATION FELLATIO BOOBS SHIT NAZI SHITCOCK CUNT GRIS FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKTARD CUNT HENTAI SAGGY TITS FUCKFACE PISS PISS ARTIST TAFFY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKING A TITTIES FUCKWIT JACK OFF AUTOFELLATIO LIMEY PISS ARTIST SPIC EMO DUMBASS RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOUR MOM RAT'S ASS GANGBANG BUGFUCK DOUCHEBAG MAMA MIA BASTARD TOWELHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD SHAKOPEE WIENER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAGHEAD REDSKIN GOD DAMN NIGGER MOLDY TITS DOUCHING FUCKING A SHITFACE RAT'S COCK GREASER SHITFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG DAMN CUNNILINGUS WILLY WONKA BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER BALL SACK DIRTY SANCHEZ CLIT ASS FUCKWIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIENER JACKASS BONER NAZI JENKEM SHIT HELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF FUCK WILLY WONKA DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANKER WANK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WANKER SHITPISSER I'LL RAPE YOU SIGMUND FREUD SCROTUM MICK CRAPPY BITCH COCK LET'S SHIT DICK JUMPING JESUS!!! GOOK FUCKWIT TACO JACKASS DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSY REDEEMING VALUE CHOAD DAGO MASTURBATION PISS I WILL END YOU! EMO CUNT ASS BUTTFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK RAT'S ASS QUEEF DICK COCK BONG JACK OFF KRAUT FUCKING SCROTUM PENISBIRD INCEST RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT RUSKIE PISS FUCKHEAD INBRED NAZI BALL SACK FENCE JUMPER NEGRO PIG POO POO BLOWJOB SPUNK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DIRTY SANCHEZ BAT FUCK INSANE SHITTY PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKER LOLCAT CUNT SHITFACE SHITFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE BATMAN & ROBIN SHITE FUCK YOU WANKER MASTURBATION DAMN JIZZ SHITSLIDE ASSCRACK CRAPFUCKER SCUMBAG I DON'T HAVE AIDS FLYING FUCK COON FRIG FUCK MILF CUNT CRAPPER BUTTFUCKER BLOWJOB TITS & DICKS NAZI ASSHOLE NIPPLES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DUNE COON ASSHAT SHITSLINGING FELCHING WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE GOD DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHOAD KISSER SHIT FELLATIO JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] ANAL DIABETES FUCK CROTCH DIPSHIT WIGGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN IT GANGBANG HELL ART METAL PRODUCTS DOG FUCKER SEMPRINI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF TITS FIRECROTCH NI DUNE COON BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY TAMPONS PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD PUSSY CLEMEN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT GENITALIA SEX TWAT BONER GRAPE PENIS DICKHEAD SAGGY TITS NIGGER MONKEY SHIT FRAK SHITCOCK CLEMEN FUCKER JAP ASSFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO ALEX TREBEK COCK HORSE PENIS SOAPY TITWANK O CANADA BUTTFUCKER POLAK PIECE OF SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITE GANGBANG GYPSY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK WIENER DUMBASS FLUFFY CLOUD PUSSY JACK OFF CHUFF GOD DAMMIT FRITZ BUTT PIRATE CONDOMS HO CUNTRAG RAPE WOP MILF WANK CRACKER NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD CHIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BATHING SUIT AREA FENCE JUMPER POLESMOKER TITS FUCK ASSRAMMER CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT PORCH MONKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEMEN COCKGOBLIN PUSSYLICKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RECTUM RAIDER FAGGOT GREASER SHITTY NIGNOG HORSE PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGGER ASS SHITE BULLCRAP LIMEY CLEMEN FUCKING JACKASS DAMN FUCKING BULLCRAP WETBACK RAPE ARSE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN WHORE BEANER POLAK DILDO SAGGY TITS PENISFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT LENS CRAFTERS GOD DAMN SOD JERK OFF TIT SPRINKLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE SHITHEAD GRIS COLGATE SEX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD REBECCA BLACK CLUSTERFUCK WANK ARSEBADGERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S ASS DUMBASS YOGHURT CANNON FUCKER SAND NIGGER PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT EXTRA LONG PENIS GOOK ASSHAT GRUE RAPE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOOK GRINGO WANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HORSE PENIS FAGGOT PISS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITPISSER BITCH FUCKSTAIN WANKER BUGGER POLESMOKER DICK DEVELOPERS! MOZILLA FIREFOX FIRECROTCH DICK TITS EMO SCUMBUCKET ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TAFFY FUCK YOU HELL BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITMOUSE PIGFUCKER BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE MASTICATION FOR THE NATION WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DONKEY DICK PISS FUCKING SON OF A BITCH POMMIE DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER RICK MORANIS HAIL SATAN! DONALD RUMSFELD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BENCH PRESS JACKASS FELCHING BALLS ORGASM NORTH KOREA TITTYWANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER FUCKTARD DOT HEAD SPUNK DYKE PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT FUCKER WOP BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FELLATIO BUGGER CHOAD HITLER POWERSHIT EAT MY SHIT! SUCK MY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ALF BALL SACK ASS LICKER FUCK OFF BITCH BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT HELL ASS RAGHEAD SHITSLINGING DICKFACE JAP RAPE MOLDY TITS SHITFACE HELL SHITCUNTING AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FRIG MOTHERFUCKER WHORE SHITTY RAGHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION FUCK COCKSHITTER CHOAD DYKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MAMA MIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKHEAD CONDOMS D'OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITSKIN FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK TONY LA RUSSA JOHNNY I WILL END YOU! INBRED GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE HORSE SHIT DAMN IT FIST FUCK SHIT DUMBASS RAGHEAD BITCH RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITE YOU WANKER FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN DIRTY SANCHEZ RUSTY TROMBONE SON OF A BITCH RADIO FREE LUNCH WOODPECKERSHIT SCUMBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NECROPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLACK ROSIE O'DONNELL PENISBIRD TITMOUSE ARSE BASTARD FUCKSTAIN WHORE ASSWIPE GOD DAMN CHOAD BONER EXTRA LONG PENIS BUNG-HOLE ARSE BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JUSTIN BIEBER BUGGER OFF TWAT PUSSY WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! POTTYMOUTH FUCKER SPIC POOPOO SHITBALLS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SOD ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE POLESMOKER BITCH PENIS JIZZ FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK NIPPLES SHITFACE SHITSLINGING SHITTY FELCHING DOUCHE WIENER RAT'S ASS DAMN SHAKOPEE WALRUS SHIT FRIG BOOBS GENITALIA WOP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ WANK PICKANINNY GENITALIA YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI SCUMBAG ANUSCAKE FUDGEPACKER BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS GENITALIA SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS ARTIST HITLER SPIC BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DUMBASS CHRISTHUMPER DUNE COON BLOWJOB BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SON OF A BITCH ARSE DUMBASS ASSCRACK FELCHING SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER WEHATEMARIO CLEMEN SHITTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING BONER HELL BIG FOOT SAGGY TITS DICKHEAD BOOBS PUSSY GREASER FEMADOM SHITE SUCK MY DICK ASS TITWANK BONER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! MILF SHITHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MICK FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITCUNTING pen0r SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALL SACK VENEREAL DISEASE TOTAL INBRED CUNT ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKFACE DONKEY DICK LOLLIPOPS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SEX PENIS ON A BUN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SPIC DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BALLS NEGRO FENCE JUMPER JAP RAGHEAD BRITNEY DIPSHIT STEVE BALLMER SOD ANAL DIABETES SCUMBUCKET SOD ROSIE O'DONNELL BEAVER HELL SHIT BASTARD FUCKSTAIN FELCHING SUITCASE PENIS ORGASM ORGASM Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TWAT and with the CUNT and his POLAK of girraffes in which BUTTFUCKER while reading about BUKKAKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHOAD KISSER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JACKASS