Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKWIT'DAMNED TABERNACLE'RIGHT WING'CUNT'WHORE'FUCKSTAIN'MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIPSHIT, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTY or SHITSLINGING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PUSSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REDNECK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TIT DIRT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAT'S COCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING GOATSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMMIT television programs to address I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be SOD OFF confused with JIGGABOO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CAPTAIN CRUNCH random JUSTIN BIEBER disorientation, culturally-COCKING FUCKBOROUGH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELLATIO GOD DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIG souvenir shoppes and massive DICKFACE quantities FIST FUCK of ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A GOBSHITE Polite Note to the CONDOMS Author:

The CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's RAT'S ASS Research Institute was FUCK founded to BUGGER OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DILDO article RAT'S COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITTYWANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAGHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FROG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOMO Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can FUCKBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the DILDO bad side of a terrible DILDO thing.
• The main ASSWIPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKWIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WALRUS SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INBRED knee COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIPPLES school for BONER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BAD MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and NEGRO commit TITS & DICKS suicide.
• There is no SOD cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOUR MOM tics often have adverse RAPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go POMMIE numb and PEARL NECKLACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT it is without the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drug.

I am an active member of a HADJI tourette syndrome DOUCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DIPSHIT the JOHNNY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD "hi-jacking" your MILF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REDNECK this that really TWAT annoys me. I am working towards a TONY LA RUSSA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CAMEL FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a TOSSER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TOWELHEAD time.

Best NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are INDIA HAS NUKES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill EUROIPODS Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. DAGO Regards to Andrew CLEVELAND STEAMER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The HUEY P. NEWTON bastard who wrote this article. You can FOUR-EYES punch him if you CHOAD want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DIPSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NAZI and FUCKWIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOTHERFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SAND NIGGER BAND WITH 4 VENEREAL DISEASE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHUT UP, MEG! HORSE! DIPSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DIPSHIT'S HOUSE

How GANGBANG to RAT'S ASS cure JACKASS the TRANNY Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRIENDS for DAMN Tourette's ASS Syndrome DICK is TITS & DICKS following CUNT these DONGSHOVER rules LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD in FUDGEPACKER order:

• 1: Avoid CHALICE immature COCKSHITTER little CUNTYMINTS kids,
• 2: Count to WANKSPLAT within GOD DAMN 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your I WILL KILL YOU! WANK HIGH WAGES nor CLUSTERFUCK talk,
• 4: Tell HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS yourself you FUCK don't FUCK A DUCK have SHIT this ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DIPSHIT last straw PENIS ON A BUN!

I fucking put GYPSY' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at POLACK the TOP OF PRICK THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUGFUCK offensive. PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PUSSY people who try FUCKSTAIN to battle BITCH'SHITSLINGING that tight-ass HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 17-year-JACK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLAMEVIPER it now, but someone said CUNT' GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE'EARS OF CHRIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JIGGABOO is a laughing FUCKHEAD matter. Plus there SIGMUND FREUD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELLFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles ASSHOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BASTARD stuff. So CLIT that means GYPSY stop getting mad at the COCK first part too and WOMEN'S RIGHTS talking about the MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's WANK mocking (what TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self RAT'S ASS even made a really WOODPECKERSHIT good point. "It's ASSHAT nothing more SAND NIGGER from a head nod to a MOTHERFUCKER knee tick". HADJI. Which I'll add WIENER onto NEOPETS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POMMIE suffer that FRENCH TICKLER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HONKY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a BUKKAKE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! hilarious. If you FUCKWIT Want facts, go on TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKWAD be offended, don't read PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the freaking ASS article anyway.

SCUMBUCKET RUSKIE BOOBIES NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS BELGIUM FUCKWIT YID HORSE SHIT AAAAAAAAA! LIMEY

FUCK GOD DAMN ANAL SUGARTITS JUSTIN BIEBER WANK CAMEL JOCKEY ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK MILF JENKEM ASSCRACK REDSKIN ASSHAT FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! ASS ARSE BLUMPKIN HADJI MOLDY TITS FLYING FUCK TAMPONS CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKTARD ASSHAT CLIT WALRUS SHIT BITCH FALSE BENSON ASSHOLE DAMN PEARL NECKLACE MONKEY SHIT ASS FASCIST CLUSTERFUCK NAZI DOUCHING BLISTERING BARNACLES WIGGER CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE SHAKOPEE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT DAGO WHITE RIGHTS DIPSHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS FUCKER HORSE SHIT MASTURBATION GOAT DICK POLACK GOBSHITE BOOBIES FRED PHELPS HORSE SHIT CUNT CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS FUCKING FUCKWIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DOG SHIT SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT POLACK CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUKKAKE DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHING FUCK YOU HELL KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCKTARD FUCKING A ANAL DICK FUCKBAG DOUCHE NAZI DICK PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NI INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX GENITALIA ASSHAT PISSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS O CANADA NIGGER DONKEY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POWERSHIT SEMEN FROG SHITFACE GENITALIA MOLDY TITS FEWMETS HELL CUNT MARGARET THATCHER AUTOFELLATIO WANK SON OF A BITCH PENIS FUCKTARD HO CROTCH ASSHOLE NECROPHILIA ASS PIECE OF SHIT ARSEBADGERS FUCK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS KAFFIR BUTT-FOR-BRAINS REDNECK COCKSHITTER NECROPHILIA DAGO GARBAGE DAY! FROG FUCKFACE PISS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TRANNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NAZI SCROTUM SHITFACE HITLER TITS & DICKS BITCH FUCKTARD TRANNY BUKKAKE WIENER BUGGER CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF BELLEND FRENCH TICKLER BULLSHIT GOBSHITE WANK DIPSHIT MOCCASINS WANK TOTAL FUCK OFF DAMN BUTT PIRATE CANDY CUNTRAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS [EXPLETIVE] CHUFF DEVELOPERS! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU ASSWIPE HOSER DICKHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK WIENER FELCHING DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK GOAT DICK BUTT PIRATE POMMIE BITCH GOD DAMN YOU SUCK BALLS PENISBIRD SHITE PEARL NECKLACE HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NAZI NIGNOG TWISTY VAGINA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! AUTOFELLATIO SAMUEL L. JACKSON MONKEY SHIT D'OH BAT FUCK INSANE BITCH ABO BUTTFUCKER PUNANI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RUSKIE SEX FLYING FUCK WALRUS SHIT ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTT-HEAD PENIS RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES FASHION BUG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNNILINGUS OSTRICH MY ASS HELL BANGKOK SHITCUNTING FELCHING MARCH OF FLAMES PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DEVELOPERS! TITS SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT SHAKOPEE BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT FIRECROTCH FUCKBAG BENCH PRESS PISS ASS GANGBANG NIGNOG HELLFIRE ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH BEANER FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM FUCK YOU YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE URINE-GARGLING SHITFACE GIVING HEAD PRICK RAT'S COCK BEAVER HELLFUCKER HENTAI SEX FUCKWIT ASS LICKER FRED PHELPS FUCKING CUNT RAT'S COCK WHORE BULLCRAP FUCKING JUMP! HEIL HITLER! FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO FASHION BUG WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MARY WHITEHOUSE ALF CUNT FAG SOD OFF RAT'S ASS WHORE TRANNY SHITHEAD DAMMIT CUNT CRAPPER CUNT PISS HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BOB SAGET TITMOUSE FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT HEIL HITLER! SHITSLINGING BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITSLINGING FUCK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS WANK DAMN IT FLYING FUCK ABO PENIS GOBSHITE FUCK OFF TWAT JACKASS SHUT UP, MEG! NIGNOG WANK SPUNK BUKKAKE BULLSHIT TIT SPRINKLES INCEST FRIG I WILL KILL YOU! SHITE SHITE FRITZ ASS SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER FALSE BENSON GOD DAMN DYKE LIMEY TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE CUNT DIPSHIT ASSHOLE BEANER CLEVELAND STEAMER BELLEND suck my mothers SPUNK ARSEBADGERS PEEPEE FUCKSTAIN JENKEM SHITBALLS ASS TENTACLE RAPE HAIL SATAN! FUCK BITCH CUNT CRAPPER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TIT SPRINKLES CLUSTERFUCK GOAT DICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TURD PISS OFF CUNT BALLS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN BITCH WILLY WONKA JACKASS BALL SACK SHITBALLS CLIT RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CROTCH EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM POLAK GIVING HEAD CUM BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKTARD CLEMEN JAP MACACA ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO HEIL HITLER! COCK WIENER JOHNNY BULLCRAP JIZZ FUCK YOU POLACK DAMN KAFFIR DICK IN A BOX DICKFACE CUNT CRAPPER SHIT KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON FLYING FUCK WANK BENCH PRESS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ANAL NIGNOG PUSSY WOP EPIDIDYMIS MOCKIE TAFFY PISS FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF ASSCRACK BIGNOSE BOOBIES ASS FUCK YOU FUCK RECTUM RAIDER I WILL END YOU! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFACE SHITE BALL SACK JENKEM HELL BASTARD GRASS MUD HORSE DOM DeLUISE CUNT BUTT PIRATE NIGGER TITS SHITCOCK DILDO NIGNOG FENCE JUMPER FUCK TOWELHEAD PISS DOT HEAD ASS FUCKHEAD JACK OFF PEEPEE SHITFUCKER PISS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHIT CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY SHITTY TITTIES DAMN FRITZ COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING DIPSHIT [EXPLETIVE] BLISTERING BARNACLES FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD SEX FLYING FUCK KIKE CHOAD PENIS CUNT CUNT POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST BUGGER OFF CAMEL FUCKER SHIT SUITCASE PENIS SHIT FUCKING A EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITBALLS VAGINA FRIG VENEREAL DISEASE LET'S SHIT RANDY TRAVIS BONER ASSFACE CRAPPY MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT TOSSER TOSSER COON CUNT JENKEM WOP FUCKSTAIN NIGGER SHITSLINGING INCEST BULLSHIT WEHATEMARIO SHITFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUTTFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER TACO ASSWIPE TAFFY CONAN O'BRIAN BOOBIES GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK FU SPANG COCKSUCKER ASS DICKFACE SAGGY TITS NIPPLES FIST FUCK NAZI YOU WANKER BELGIUM TITS & DICKS JERK OFF BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK SEMEN TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD MAMA MIA BELLEND JACKASS BUTT PIRATE FU SPANG FUCKFACE DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BENCH PRESS FELLATIO BONER CHAV DUNE COON CARPET MUNCHER FUCKSTAIN BONER FUCK BOLLOCKS WIENER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITTY ORGASM DARTH VADER NIPPLES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKER ANAL DIABETES CRAPPY DOUCHE ASSHOLE HELL GANGBANG WIENER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS BEAVER PISS POLACK TWAT ASS LICKER BUKKAKE GOD DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT SHIT PRICK BALLS SOD SHITFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHIT DICKFACE POMMIE NI RAT'S ASS MILF TENTACLE RAPE SON OF A BITCH CUNT SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD TURD FUCKING JUMP! WANK JOHNNY [EXPLETIVE] HELL JENKEM SPUNK FUCKFACE DAMN HELL SHITTY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHIT ORGASM BEAVER ASSHAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG DOUCHE COON FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG INCEST FUCK NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT FRENCH TICKLER CRAPPY NECROPHILIA STRAWBERRY ASS JAP ASS POTTYMOUTH POLACK FUCKSTAIN SEMEN GREASER JIGGABOO [EXPLETIVE] POMMIE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN CHIGGER TITWANK JUNGLE BUNNY RAPE FUCKSTAIN KIKE FUCKBAG POMMIE DAMN ASS LICKER SEMEN RUSTY TROMBONE WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY DICK CLIT WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPPY SON OF A BITCH MILF ASSHOLE DICK MASTURBATION BASTARD SCUMBAG DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET SHITSLINGING BIBLE BASHER BALL SACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS OFF MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! SHIT BONER ASSHOLE DIPSHIT FUCK AUTOFELLATIO BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE BULLSHIT WIGGER RAPE HELL BULLSHIT MONKEY SHIT JERK OFF BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS DAMMIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CROTCH MARGARET THATCHER FELLATIO CHOAD DAMMIT CRACKER PISSHOLE NAZI MONKEY BALLS CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKFACE BITCH DONKEY DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH ASS HELLFIRE OH SHI– DICK BULLSHIT NAZI SHITFACE NIGGER PENIS DAMN ASSHOLE WANKER GOBSHITE JESSE McCARTNEY GOAT DICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICKWAD CUNTRAG CUNTRAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM CAMEL JOCKEY THONG TASTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TESTICLE CHOKE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUGGER KRAUT DARTH VADER BUGGER OFF ALF WIENER CHOAD KISSER SIGMUND FREUD JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT FUCKING KNOBJOCKEY BOB SAGET FUCK NUGGET FUCKFACE DICKWAD ASS SMEG AUTOFELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DUMBASS TITTIES RIGHTS BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER WANK DILDO DICKHEAD PRICK HAIL SATAN! POMMIE BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH ASS JENKEM COON CLEAN DRINKING WATER COCKGOBLIN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER JENKEM FUCKSTAIN INCEST SHITFUCKER CUNT FUCK RECTUM RAIDER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHAKOPEE GOD DAMMIT SHITE FUCKER FUCKING NIGGER ANAL HITLER PENIS FUCKING ASSFACE JIZZ ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT CRAPPER DICKHEAD CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BUGFUCK NEGRO BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS COCK FUCKHEAD TITS FUCK KAFFIR HELL DICK SUGARTITS COCKGOBLIN EUROIPODS SHITFUCKER HONKY MASTURBATION CHICKEN SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE PISS OFF DOG SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUCHING HELLFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BLUE PENIS! GENITALIA COCKSMOKER ASSCRACK ASSHAT HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN WANKER CHOAD KISSER HONKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INJUN GARBAGE DAY! SUITCASE PENIS ASS NIPPLES FUCK COCKGOBLIN NIGGER NIGNOG ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT ANUSCAKE ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS LICKER MOTHERFUCKER CRAP SCROTUM NEGRO CAPTAIN CRUNCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER BIRD SHIT FROG I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT CRAPPER SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFUCKER WETBACK CLIT FUCK JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKER PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER SOD SHITE FUCKING CLEMEN FRIG HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY CRACKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE BORDER HOPPER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD SHITCOCK FUCK D'OH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CHIGGER FELLATIO GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFACE PAKI DELICIOUS CAKE FELCHING PORCUPINE'S BALLS BEANER REDNECK I'LL RAPE YOU TACO HELL TIMBER NIGGER SHITTY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HELLFUCKER SACRAMENTO BIGNOSE BITCH PRICK ASSFACE FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSMOKER SEX DUMBASS HELL FUCK YOU ASSHAT FLAMING ASS BADGER SON OF A BITCH DILDO FUCK GENITALIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMMIT CUNT WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO NECROPHILIA CUNT PISS ARTIST BEANER INBRED SPUNK DAMN COCKSUCKER ASS FASCIST HORSE SHIT PECKERHEAD DOM DeLUISE COON BUKKAKE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BASTARD GOD DAMMIT YID ASS FASCIST JACK OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITCOCK ANAL DIABETES FIST FUCK PENIS ON A STICK KIDDY FIDDLER ANAL FUCK OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BITCH 666 CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD DICK FELCHING CUNT SCUMBAG ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SNUFF PORN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT FIST FUCK RAGHEAD WINDOWS VISTA KOREA LOVER SHITE POMMIE DUMBASS MOLDY TITS CLUSTERFUCK DAGO PIECE OF SHIT FREE ELECTIONS BUKKAKE GOATSE BALLS ANAL PENIS BITCH BORDER HOPPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WANKSPLAT JACKASS FEWMETS CROTCH DIPSHIT MALARKY CUNTYMINTS ASS GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER PISSHOLE WIGGER DILDO INBRED CUM GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX DILDO REDEEMING VALUE BULLSHIT KRAUT SCUMBAG BELLEND FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY DOODIE HEAD SCROTUM COCK PUSSY ARSEBADGERS HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT BONG CRAPPY JACKASS MOSES 666 ARSE FEWMETS LIMEY INBRED RAPE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING JUMP! SHITSKIN CUNT DICK IN A BOX RAT'S COCK ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

WANK PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! PORCH MONKEY BALL SACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SEX TOSSER COLGATE MOTHERFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JIZZ MARGARET THATCHER WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICK SHITFACE WIENER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CARPET MUNCHER YOUR MOM DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER SHIT LIMEY SHIT LIKE A HORSE BULLSHIT SCROTUM SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GIVING HEAD FUCKING BALL SACK DAMN FELCHING FUCKTARD SOD CUM TIT SPRINKLES FELCHING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK CRAP ABO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD BELLEND SMEG D'OH WIENER CUNNILINGUS GYPSY YID SACRAMENTO GOATSE FUCKWIT NIPPLES WANK GO HOME AND DIE DONGSHOVER BITCH CUNT DIPSHIT BALL SACK BOOBIES FUCKER NECROPHILIA RAT'S ASS TAFFY ASS PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITTY and with the DICKFACE and his DICKLICK of girraffes in which KAFFIR while reading about FUCKWIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MY ANUS IS BLEEDING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CLUSTERFUCK