Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK YOU'SEX'TIBET'HAIL SATAN!'SUCK MY DICK'DUMBASS'FEWMETS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder PISSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSRAPING, sudden SHITSKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF A BITCH or HI, BILLY MAYS HERE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITTIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SOD OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESSE McCARTNEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIRD SHIT television programs to address DICKFACE Tourette's syndrome.

COCKSMOKER Tourette's is DARTH VADER not to be DAMN confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KIDDY FIDDLER random HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-CHOAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK TITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL language, TURD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive BUTTFUCKER quantities HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! garbage.

Darnit.

A CARPET MUNCHER Polite Note to the SNUFF PORN Author:

The SHITFUCKER Tourette's P'KANG Research Institute was CC PLZ founded to CUNT LAPPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIPPLES article MONKEY SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOOBS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can JAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JIZZ TV, for always focusing on the FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible FUCKHEAD thing.
• The main TAMPONS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HORSE SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKWIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIG FOOT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GIVING HEAD school for CHAV something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHICKEN SHIT sufferers to become I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL manically depressed and HORSE SHIT commit I'LL RAPE YOU suicide.
• There is no SHITFACE cure, and the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse SPANK THE MONKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SACRAMENTO perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK body to go BALLS numb and POLAK basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMMIT it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PAKI the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCK sorry for SONNY BILL WILLIAMS "hi-jacking" your DICK TITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really CONDOMS annoys me. I am working towards a MASTURBATION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUM, and making fun of a FUCKFACE horrible disorder is (not) BOOBIES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITTY time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BEAVER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. NEGRO Regards to Andrew RAT'S COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The REDNECK bastard who wrote this article. You can DILDO punch him if you BUGGER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOCCASINS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CHIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSRAPING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUGFUCK and PISS UP MY ARSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JENKEM BAND WITH 4 CRAPPY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUM HORSE! ASSRAPING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSRAPING'S HOUSE

How MOTHERFUCKER to WALRUS SHIT cure BOOBIES the NIGGER Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BRUSH MA TEETH for COCK Tourette's CLEMEN Syndrome WETBACK is SHITSKIN following TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK these ANAL DIABETES rules DICKFACE in FUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature FAG little TITTIES kids,
• 2: Count to CONAN O'BRIAN within WOP 10 PISS ARTISTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING COMMUNIST DILDO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT nor BUTT-HOLE talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you NAZI don't CHOAD KISSER have JACKASS this FUCKTARD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PENIS WITH NASTY RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSRAPING last straw BITCH!

I fucking put SACRAMENTO' my comment at the TOP OF THE YOU WANKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TOSSER the TOP OF COMMUNIST DILDO THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKWIT offensive. PENISFUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try MONKEY BALLS to battle PAKI'DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! that tight-ass PECKERHEAD 17-year-SHITSKIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHAV it now, but someone said MICK' COCKSMOKER INJUN'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUGGER OFF is a laughing HONKY matter. Plus there WHORE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SCROTUM Uncyclopedia, there are JERK OFF articles KIKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKHEAD stuff. So HI, BILLY MAYS HERE that means RUSKIE stop getting mad at the DIRTY SANCHEZ first part too and FUCKFACE talking about the FUCKING A letter that it's ABO mocking (what MR WINKLER IS GAY letter? I don't even know what SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRIG hi self SUCK A BIG DICK even made a really WANKSPLAT good point. "It's SPANK THE MONKEY nothing more NIPPLES from a head nod to a FUCKING knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add BAT FUCK INSANE onto MASTURBATION saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUM be, because if I were a RAT'S COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TURD hilarious. If you TAMPONS Want facts, go on DICK CHICKEN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELLATIO be offended, don't read JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS the freaking NIGGER article anyway.

BITCH NEGRO FUCKFACE SPIC ASS FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA HORSE SHIT SLITTY EYES COCK

BORDER HOPPER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FENCE JUMPER CUNNILINGUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKTARD DUMBASS RUSTY TROMBONE DONKEY DICK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TITTIES PUSSY JOHNNY COON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HEIL HITLER! VAGINA PEDOPHILIA EPIDIDYMIS FUCKHEAD POMMIE CUNNILINGUS SUCK A BIG DICK GOD DAMMIT TACO BUTT PIRATE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CAUCASIANS MOCCASINS COCKSMOKER PECKERHEAD PORCH MONKEY PISS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCK FUCK BLOWJOB GARBAGE DAY! BUTT-HEAD MASTURBATION CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGGER DAMNATION WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE CHUFF CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE ALF LET'S SHIT PISSHOLE DOT HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIGGER COCK PISS OFF CUNT CRAPPER BAD MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD HELL JENKEM PIG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS FRIG FUCKING DONGSHOVER THONG TASTER DOT HEAD GOATSE BOLLOCKS FUCKER SHAKOPEE ARSE JOHNNY ASS AY-AY-AY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HELL BULLCRAP FROG'S FAT ASS STEVE BALLMER CRAPFUCKER ASSFACE BOOBS FUCK NUGGET DOG FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHAT SHAKOPEE DAMN BASTARD TURD BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT COON DAGO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK QUEEF EMO GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT NORTH KOREA PISS FUCK SHAKOPEE DAMN FUCKER GANGBANG CLIT TUBA WALRUS SHIT SCUMBAG DIPSHIT RAGHEAD DICKLICK DICKHEAD TAMPONS JIGGABOO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKSMOKER KIKE BELGIUM NI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WARNER MUSIC GROUP TIT SPRINKLES KAFFIR 666 DICKLICK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MONKEY SHIT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! FUCK A DUCK FUCK YOU GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN HORSE PENIS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING CHENEY WIENER BULLSHIT FAG PENIS COON JAP CUNTYMINTS TWISTY VAGINA FUCK YOU NIPPLES FIREWALLS ASSHAT BONER JACK ABRAMOFF HATE HATE HAT HOMO ASSHAT POLESMOKER BLOWJOB OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMMIT SPIC COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MICK PRICK PAKI PIG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAT'S COCK CUNT BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER INCEST BITCH DICKLICK FELLATIO PRICK JERRY DOUCHEBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF GREASER BUGGER OFF suck my mothers FUCKING NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ TWISTY VAGINA BLUMPKIN INJUN TITS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MALARKY NEOPETS DICK DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JUNGLE BUNNY DIPSHIT TAFFY CUNNILINGUS MOLDY TITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS FUCK DICKFACE DAMN KRAUT BOOBS BEANER HELL FELLATIO SHITTY GOD DAMMIT JERRY EMO BASTARD MONKEY SHIT VAGINA FLYING FUCK SHITTY FUCKWIT HELLFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT SLOPE SOD RANDY TRAVIS CUNT CRAPPER ASSHOLE FAGGOT SPICY CUNT FUCK CUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK WANK BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUCHE NAZI PISS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BALL SACK BUKKAKE BITCH ASSCRACK DOT HEAD SCROTUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK NUGGET FUCK NIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! REBECCA BLACK SUCK MY DICK TITS RAT'S ASS SHIT FUCK SPIC DAMN IT FUCK NIGGER BITCH DOUCHEBAG FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES CHENEY ASSRAMMER BASTARD FLUFFY CLOUD RAPE FUCK ASS SHITTY RAT'S COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MASTURBATION HELLFIRE SHITCOCK DICK CHICKEN MOCKIE GENITALIA ASSWIPE CUNTRAG BITCH JACK OFF FALSE BENSON PISS PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PIECE OF SHIT SHITE SHITCOCK SPIC PRICK PENIS ON A BUN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITHEAD CRAP DOODIE HEAD CC PLZ OSTRICH MY ASS BOB SAGET BAT FUCK INSANE BEAVER NICARAGUA DAMN IT LENS CRAFTERS CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE SAGGY TITS WOP CAMEL JOCKEY SOD DUNE COON SHIT CHALICE FUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIAN DICKHEAD FUCK REDSKIN SOD GRAPE PENIS SHITTY NAZI HELLFIRE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD FAG FUCKFACE NEGRO GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS CRACKER SHITFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TWAT TWISTY VAGINA HELL MARGARET THATCHER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN IT COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER MILF DICKWAD FAGGOT ARSE POOPOO SHIT GOD DAMMIT SHIT BASTARD PISS OFF NIGGER HELL BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE CUNT CRAPPER RAT'S ASS BELLEND POMMIE BALL SACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK DAMMIT GREASER SON OF A BITCH MOCKIE GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE WIGGER YOUR MOM BANGKOK NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD GANGBANG SHIT SEMEN FELCHING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOUCHEBAG POLESMOKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARSEBADGERS MASTURBATION PENISBIRD CLIT GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT SCUMBAG NEGRO [Insert silly non-swear here] SOD OFF PISS PISS ARTIST JERK OFF FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG YOU SUCK BALLS DOUCHE NAZI CHING CHONG CHINK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GOOK VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT TOWELHEAD DAMMIT BENSON SUCKS DILDO DICK BORDER HOPPER ROSIE O'DONNELL GOD DAMN ASSHAT CUM FRIG BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT CANNED QUOTE PISS DOUCHING RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD ASSFACE DAMN IT BLOWJOB DICKFACE URINE-GARGLING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NECROPHILIA EAT MY SHIT! SHIT FUCK JACKASS KAFFIR TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE QUEEF KEEP TOSSER VENEREAL DISEASE DAGO FENCE JUMPER RECTUM RAIDER GOOK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS VAGINA JERK OFF PISS POTTYMOUTH MOTHERFUCKER CUNT POLACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BLOWJOB TESTICLE CHOKE SCROTUM [expletive deleted] QUEEF SUCK MY COCK SHIT ARSEBADGERS JUNGLE BUNNY SACRAMENTO DOG SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TAFFY POLESMOKER JIZZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS SEMEN RAPE COCKGOBLIN ASS LICKER DAMN FUCKWIT ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT CLIT FUCKER CUNT GRIS PIGFUCKER MACACA CRAPFUCKER PISS OFF CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN IT PAKI FAG ART METAL PRODUCTS POMMIE JACK OFF POLACK TWISTY VAGINA CUNTSWILLING ASSWIPE RUSKIE STEVE BALLMER RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT COCKSMOKER CUNT FUCK KIKE RANDY TRAVIS ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICK {{USERNAME}} NIGGER GOBSHITE CHIGGER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKWIT ARSE DICK IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER DAMN PIECE OF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU PENISBIRD DOUCHETITS INCEST SMEG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS BALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKWIT SHITE MOTHERFUCKER ASS CUNT ANAL DIABETES DONKEY PUNCHER MALARKY FUCKER JACKASS SHIT BUGGER OFF SHITE ASSWIPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELLATIO JENKEM ASS PAKI TITTIES NIGNOG CRAP ON A STICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKHEAD GOD DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL FUCK YOU DICKFACE ASSFACE TONY LA RUSSA HORSE SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER ASS ASSWIPE TOTAL PUSSY RAPE WANKER SUITCASE PENIS DIPSHIT ANAL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POTTYMOUTH SHITFACE URINE-GARGLING DAMN COCKGOBLIN HELL ASSHOLE BOOBS BULLCRAP DAMN SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE WANK SHITFACE ANAL DIABETES CHOAD PORCH MONKEY BOOBS DICK MICK FUCKFACE DONKEY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KAFFIR FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! GOATSE DAMN IT GANGBANG STRAWBERRY ASS PRICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT SHAKOPEE INJUN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BULLSHIT ASS LICKER BULLSHIT CUNT RAT'S COCK PUNANI GRAPE PENIS HELL CHAV BUGFUCK BANGKOK SAND NIGGER POMMIE WIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHIT DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER WHORE NEGRO SHITFACE FUCKING BONER FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN WANK NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS BOOBS WANKER CHOAD KISSER MOCCASINS D'OH CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT DUMBASS SHITHEAD JENKEM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING RAT'S ASS YOUR MOM NAZI HELLFUCKER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSHOLE CUM HELL JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN COON CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK CRAPFUCKER CUNTRAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE CLEMEN ASSHOLE COON INBRED CUNT ORGASM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOMO PISS TURD GOBSHITE MASTICATION FOR THE NATION YOU WANKER ASSBANDIT SHIT QUEEF FAGGOT SHIT FUCKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER DAMMIT ALF SCROTUM PUSSY BUTTFUCKER CHOAD DUMBASS BALLS DAMN IT SHIT CUNTYMINTS [EXPLETIVE] CLUSTERFUCK SAND NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX PEEPEE PISS ARTIST WANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT MASTURBATION NAZI ANAL HENTAI MARGARET THATCHER BITCH FUCKSTAIN NEOPETS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICK DICK SHITPISSER ARSE COCKGOBLIN FLYING RAT'S ASS BRITNEY O CANADA DAMN WHORE DAMN GOD DAMN DOUCHING RUSKIE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BIRD SHIT BELLEND CUNT POMMIE KNOBJOCKEY ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN NIGGER ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS SHIT BULLSHIT MILF NEOPETS SHITE CANDY I'LL RAPE YOU JOHNNY CHIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK SCROTUM FUCKWIT PEARL NECKLACE SHITCUNTING SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER TITTYWANK BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING SHITE CHRISTHUMPER QUEEF JERRY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HADJI YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS JUNGLE BUNNY WALRUS SHIT DAMN BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS DICKHEAD D'OH DUMBASS BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE HELL FLAMEVIPER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BALL SACK COCKSMOKER FIRECROTCH FUCKTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE YID YUKY DOODY PISSHOLE BONER HOMO GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD CLIT RAPE SHITSKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BIGNOSE EMO ASSCRACK FEWMETS TUBA FELCHING RAT'S ASS BITCH FIST FUCK HORSE PENIS TITS KIKE WETBACK JACKASS PENISBIRD CUNT DONGSHOVER CLUSTERFUCK FRAK TITS AUTOFELLATIO PIGFUCKER TWAT GRINGO ASS LICKER COON KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TITS GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FLAMING ASS BADGER POWERSHIT ASS SHUT UP, MEG! BOOBS suck my mothers DICK BATMAN & ROBIN BALL SACK NICARAGUA FUCK OFF PISS OFF SHITPISSER SOD OFF DOUCHEBAG UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN EAT MY SHIT! BUKKAKE OSTRICH MY ASS GANGBANG REDSKIN ASSCRACK HAIL SATAN! DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAT'S ASS WANK NIGGER NICARAGUA YOU WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFACE ASSRAPING REDNECK LET'S SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MASTURBATION BIRD SHIT ASSFACE BLUMPKIN CHICKEN SHIT NAZI FUCKWIT FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING JUMP! CUNT MASTURBATION DILDO P'KANG BUTT PIRATE BRITNEY BOB SAGET CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TOSSER SHITSLINGING PUNANI BOOBIES GANGBANG FRED PHELPS PISS ARTIST SHITE MAMA MIA FUCK DOT HEAD DYKE FU SPANG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH STEVE BALLMER DICK WANK FUCKING A KNOBJOCKEY CUNNILINGUS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TAMPON IN MY ASS TITWANK BOOBIES CUNNILINGUS WHORE KIKE CHENEY TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN GENITALIA ASSWIPE ALF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MOCCASINS MONKEY SHIT HELL INBRED BULLSHIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING TITS CUNNILINGUS DOUCHING MICK 666 ASSRAPING SAGGY TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARSE DICK WANK PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLIDE ASS SCUMBAG PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WINDOWS VISTA LOGJAMMER HORSE PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY EPIDIDYMIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT WANK GANGBANG DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER WANKSPLAT SHITPISSER FUCKER ASSHAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AUTOFELLATIO ALF BITCH DICKLICK ORGASM LET'S SHIT DOT HEAD GOD DAMMIT HELLFIRE RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT WIGGER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BASTARD CUNT TOSSER FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY PISS GREASER DAMN CUNTRAG DICKFACE ASS PENIS ON A BUN KIKE MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING A PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHUFF DAMN FUCKBAG CUM JACK OFF DICK NAZI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHOLE HELL GOD DAMMIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK CHENEY ASSCRACK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITPISSER DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GREASER FLAMING ASS BADGER PEARL NECKLACE SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH HENTAI DYKE FUCK YOU SHIT GOAT DICK SHIT NAZI DICKFACE TWAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHOAD KISSER WILLY WONKA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY PISS WOP VAGINA FIST FUCK CHAV ASS FIST FUCK DAMN VAGINA RUSKIE DONKEY DICK TITTYWANK PENIS ON A STICK MACACA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S COCK BASTARD ASSWIPE WIGGER DOUCHE BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT HELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMN DICKLICK BASTARD PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS TACO SHITSLINGING EMO PISS BOB SAGET HELL BOLLOCKS ASS BITCH PIGFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK AMERICA ONLINE FUCKER REDNECK FUCK PENIS GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE ASS PEEPEE GOD DAMMIT TITTYWANK BUTTFUCKER CUNT GOD DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSFACE and with the ASS and his GREASER of girraffes in which TOSSER while reading about COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See AMERICA ONLINE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MASTURBATION