Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD'FUCKHEAD'FUCKER'GRAPE PENIS'PISS'CUNNILINGUS'SPIC Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NEGRO neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MONKEY BALLS, sudden JERK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFUCKER or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITS & DICKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHUFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENISBIRD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT PIRATE utterFUCKance of socially HORSE SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first REDSKIN television programs to address AMERICA ONLINE Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is BUTT PIRATE not to be PIG confused with FUCK YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying [Insert silly non-swear here] chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITTYWANK random EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA disorientation, culturally-RAPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CONDOMS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANKSPLAT language, DUMBASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMMIT BUTT-HOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GIVING HEAD souvenir shoppes and massive ASSWIPE quantities CUM of ANAL DIABETES CUNTYMINTS garbage.

Darnit.

A MARCH OF FLAMES Polite Note to the DIRTY SANCHEZ Author:

The BLUMPKIN Tourette's JAP Research Institute was DIRTY SANCHEZ founded to SNUFF PORN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POLACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEDOPHILIA article PISS ARTIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NICARAGUA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN IT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITCUNTING Tourrette's sufferers COON swear. You can TACO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
• The main RUSTY TROMBONE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SLOPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFACE knee PECKERHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PRICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NEGRO sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and SHITE commit PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! suicide.
• There is no ASSHAT cure, and the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS drugs that are available to, "calm" the GENITALIA tics often have adverse BUKKAKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITTY perodol" which caused my entire WETBACK body to go DYKE numb and PRICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT it is without the DICKFACE drug.

I am an active member of a CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS the FUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "VENEREAL DISEASE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SEX much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BEAVER sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITCUNTING this that really IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a DICKFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, and making fun of a WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST time.

Best COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew SUCK A BIG DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The FUCKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can AAAAAAAAA! punch him if you CLUSTERFUCK want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNNILINGUS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my GOATSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MONKEY BALLS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITSLINGING and SMEG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INCEST music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MICK BAND WITH 4 GO COUNT YOUR DICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PRICK HORSE! MONKEY BALLS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MONKEY BALLS'S HOUSE

How WANK to SHITTY cure MACACA the ASSFACE Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for GOD DAMN Tourette's ASS Syndrome PENIS ON A BUN is FLYING FUCK following GRINGO these PUNANI rules FUCKING A in DICKLICK order:

• 1: Avoid SEMEN immature TITWANK little FUCKBAG kids,
• 2: Count to WANK within FUCKSTAIN 10 ASSCRACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD SEX nor WOODPECKERSHIT talk,
• 4: Tell DICK TITS yourself you BEANER don't GINGERBREAD have DOUCHE this FENCE JUMPER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE WITH NASTY GOD DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MONKEY BALLS last straw BIRD SHIT!

I fucking put BLUMPKIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE YOUR MOM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BALL SACK the TOP OF GANGBANG THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. CHAV. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SPUNK people who try DUMBASS to battle BUGGER OFF'SHIT that tight-ass GANGBANG 17-year-SHITHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INBRED it now, but someone said CAPTAIN CRUNCH' SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER'FUCKTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER TITS is a laughing BAT FUCK INSANE matter. Plus there RAT'S COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCK Uncyclopedia, there are RAT'S ASS articles BELGIUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So BUGGER that means CRACKER stop getting mad at the FUCKHEAD first part too and DAMMIT talking about the SOD letter that it's CHINK mocking (what SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS letter? I don't even know what PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHOAD KISSER hi self WINDOWS VISTA even made a really FLYING RAT'S ASS good point. "It's RAT'S ASS nothing more FUCKFACE from a head nod to a CROTCH knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add CHAV onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POOPY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CROTCH be, because if I were a TWISTY VAGINA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TENTACLE RAPE hilarious. If you PRICK Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FENCE JUMPER be offended, don't read BEANER the freaking SAMUEL L. JACKSON article anyway.

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! WIENER CUNT PENIS ON A STICK POMMIE DICKHEAD BASTARD TESTICLE CHOKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH JOHN ELWAY

SOD OFF TITS BLUMPKIN SCROTUM FELLATIO FUCKBAG FUCKER PISS PRICK BASTARD ASSFACE TWISTY VAGINA JAP YOU WANKER GENITALIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CHAV BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SEX GOAT DICK FUCK SHIT CUNT SHITTY PORCH MONKEY BIG FOOT JOHN ELWAY CHING CHONG CHINK INBRED QUEEF FUCKWIT DIPSHIT ASS HELLFUCKER GOD DAMN HORSE PENIS FUCKING JUMP! FIST FUCK DICKLICK FRED PHELPS BULLSHIT PENISBIRD NAZI EPIDIDYMIS HOT GRITS BUTT-HOLE FELCHING TURD WIENER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COON SOD TOWELHEAD FUCK FRAK CLEMEN JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMMIT JAP SHIT FUCKBAG WANKER GREASER FAG DONKEY PUNCHER FAGGOT FUCKFACE TRANNY HELL SEMEN WIENER SAND NIGGER PUSSYLICKER BOOBS HONKY BUTTFUCKER MALARKY BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A SHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT FUCK WHORE ANUSCAKE I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK POMMIE WIGGER WANK HUMAN RIGHTS MALARKY COMMUNIST DILDO WANK BOOBS YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO TUBA 666 PISS ARTIST PIG DONALD RUMSFELD suck my mothers HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD CUNT DAMN IT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD FUCK TITTIES FUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HAIL SATAN! YOUR MOM SAND NIGGER PUSSY JUSTIN BIEBER DAGO MOTHERFUCKER WOP DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST QUEEF CUNT BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK DAMN POLESMOKER MONKEY SHIT FUCK NICARAGUA NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK MICK JOHN ELWAY O KURWA! ADMINS ARE GAY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PENIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONGSHOVER KRAUT TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG MASTURBATION LOLCAT HUMAN RIGHTS COLGATE ASSCRACK FAG INJUN DICKFACE FUCKER JACKASS CLEMEN ABO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PENIS BOOBS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKTARD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HORSE SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSFACE SHITE FRIG FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE CRAP GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING MICK COCK FUCKING TRANNY MONKEY SHIT CHOAD FIRECROTCH RAT'S COCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD DUMBASS JAP BASTARD DICKLICK COCKSMOKER CUNTBUCKET BITCH POMMIE PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE WEHATEMARIO BULLSHIT DAMN IT FLOWERS TWAT SAGGY TITS CUNT CHIGGER PENIS TAMPONS PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE TIMBER NIGGER DILDO RAT'S COCK CUNT BIRD SHIT QUEEF BIRD SHIT CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST BIBLE BASHER PISS ARTIST BLUMPKIN TUBA PIGFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON GOD DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE POLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL REDNECK pen0r CHIGGER GENITALIA DUMBASS ASSCRACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF HEIL HITLER! AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK ABO ASSHAT NAZI BUTT-HEAD DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE DAMN ASS LICKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TURD WANKER BASTARD SHIT SHAKOPEE NIGGER TITS DONKEY DICK RAT'S COCK SCROTUM GANGBANG CLIT GOD DAMN CUNT YOU WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKBAG JIGGABOO COON SHIT COON SHITPISSER RUSKIE FUCK NUGGET TITS BUTT PIRATE SHITCUNTING KRAUT SHIT FEMADOM CUM DICKHEAD WETBACK HOMO WEHATEMARIO ANAL DIABETES BOOBS BEANER SOD OFF COCK LET'S SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DOM DeLUISE FROG'S FAT ASS LOLCAT TITWANK SHITFACE GENITALIA CHRISTMAS TREES WINDOWS VISTA CHOAD KISSER BALL SACK VENEREAL DISEASE 666 FRENCH TICKLER DICKHEAD BEAVER HUMAN RIGHTS SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS OFF ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK NECROPHILIA BASTARD MALARKY DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT JENKEM ARSE SHITHEAD CUNT PAKI CUNTYMINTS FELCHMONKEY ASS LICKER DAMMIT DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST CUNT ASSHAT PISS ARTIST FRAK YOU WANKER NEOPETS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST ALF CANDY AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT CHINA IS CAPITALIST JACKASS WANK CHIGGER POOPY BASTARD IT'S OVER 9000! DARTH VADER CHALICE GOD DAMMIT BOOBS NAZI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HO CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN HELL MONKEY BALLS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FELCHING WOP BULLCRAP PISS ARTIST SHITE SHITSLINGING [expletive deleted] DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT FRIG BELLEND CUM BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS AMERICA ONLINE FRAK GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY SHIT GOD DAMN POLAK BOLLOCKS SEX GOD DAMN HOT GRITS DISSIDENTS DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK TIT DIRT BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE GOAT DICK NIGNOG HITLER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER CRACKER BOLLOCKS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCKGOBLIN SEX I WILL END YOU! MICK FUCK BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS PISS OFF SHITHEAD DAMN TWAT BUTT-HEAD HORSE SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES POTTYMOUTH RAT'S COCK ASS DICKHEAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASSFACE BATMAN & ROBIN CROTCH JACKASS ANUSCAKE FUCK TITS DONKEY PUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT SAND NIGGER SEMPRINI SHIT SHITHEAD SLOPE PIECE OF SHIT CUNT AAAAAAAAA! SCUMBUCKET MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING SHITHEAD TITTIES SHITCOCK FUCK MONKEY SHIT SHAKOPEE COCK CUNT RAPE WANK COCK HELL DAMN GOD DAMMIT ASS SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD HITLER ASSCRACK WIKIPEDIA ORGASM TIT SPRINKLES FUCK NICARAGUA FUCKFACE DICKLICK DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS SHIT WHORE TITWANK DAMMIT EMO PECKERHEAD HONKY CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY DICK TITS BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT FAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE JIGGABOO MILF ARSEBADGERS CUNT DUMBASS FUCKING A NICARAGUA CUNTYMINTS AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER LAKE TITICACA BITCH COCKSHITTER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK OFF CECIL JOHN RHODES CLIT MOTHERFUCKER SUGAR DONGSHOVER JUNGLE BUNNY SEMEN BLOWJOB SHITE NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU CLEMEN GOD DAMN MASTURBATION BITCH ORGASM FUCKING BITCH SAND NIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FENCE JUMPER CUNT PICKANINNY CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY DILDO ASSHAT EXTRA LONG PENIS BEANER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE DYKE JIZZ EMO DICKLICK SPIC INBRED CHAV COLGATE PENIS PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WANK BOOBS VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT NICARAGUA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DARTH VADER ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSRAPING CUNTSWILLING DICKLICK POO POO BLOWJOB BATMAN & ROBIN JERRY JAP FELLATIO DARTH VADER GOD DAMN THONG TASTER FELCHING FAG ASSCRACK FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER POISON IN BABY FORMULA CHOAD KISSER CRAPMUNCHER COCK TITS PUSSY GIVING HEAD BUGGER HELL NIHILISM TUBA FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF WANK DAMN QUEEF CHRISTHUMPER BITCH TAMPONS CHING CHONG CHINK BALL SACK DICK SON OF A BITCH KRAUT JAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT INBRED MILF SHITSLINGING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KIKE FUCKING JUMP! WANK GRINGO JIZZ ASSCRACK BALLS GENITALIA FUCK COCKSMOKER ARSE BUKKAKE FUCK PISS OFF BUKKAKE SEMEN ARSE FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS FUCK DEVELOPERS! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRIG D'OH I AM CORNHOLIO! GOBSHITE MOCKIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN IT REBECCA BLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHENEY ASS WIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS MALARKY I RAPE WALRUSES! DAGO JACKASS DUMBASS SOD BITCH DOODIE HEAD INBRED FUCKFUCKFUCK POLAK NECROPHILIA POMMIE BUTT PIRATE RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX FUCKER SHITCOCK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKWIT RAPE TITTIES CRAP WANK ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLIDE TOWELHEAD SOD DOT HEAD ORGASM RUSTY TROMBONE BONER GYPSY DIPSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG ORGASM ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH DELICIOUS CAKE CHOAD ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT FIST FUCK CLIT FUCK OFF HELL TAFFY FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF MOCCASINS CRAP SCROTUM ASSBANDIT SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS GANGBANG CLIT DAMN FUCK A DUCK SHIT SUITCASE PENIS COCK SHITSLINGING FUCK MICK GO HOME AND DIE RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD FUCKING A INBRED DARTH VADER JACKASS HADJI TAMPONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FOUR-EYES BIBLE BASHER FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK SOAPY TITWANK GENITALIA RAPE TITS & DICKS FUCK PORCH MONKEY VAGINA ASS FASCIST FUCK OFF 666 CUNT BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BONG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JAP DAMN CRAP ON A STICK DICK IN A BOX TAMPON IN MY ASS WALRUS SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK YOU HELLFUCKER FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN SEX SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKTARD CHIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS ASS PUNANI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK NUGGET JAP TIMBER NIGGER DIPSHIT FELCHMONKEY COON SHIT MOCCASINS ASS COCK CUNT BUGFUCK BOLLOCKS JIGGABOO DIPSHIT TAMPONS FUCK CHICKEN FRIES DICKLICK GYPSY HELLFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITTY FUCK NUGGET ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JAP POLESMOKER DOUCHE NAZI KNOBJOCKEY SOD PENIS TAMPON IN MY ASS CHOAD SUCK MY DICK [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK TITTIES GRINGO CHICKEN SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHINK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKWIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANK FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS PISS BASTARD SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSCRACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT ARSE TITWANK HORSE PENIS RAPE ASSBANDIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE FUCK OFF YOU WANKER CHOAD PRICK DICKFACE BASTARD HELLFIRE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY BALLS MONKEY BALLS BASTARD FRED PHELPS ASSRAPING FEMADOM I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SHITE BEAVER SEX ABO GOD DAMMIT REDNECK GANGBANG MONKEY BALLS NECROPHILIA LET'S SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CAPITALISM OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO SHITSLINGING KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH JERK OFF BIGNOSE PRICK ASSWIPE HELL FELLATIO SHIT SHITHEAD SHITBALLS LOLCAT DOT HEAD CC PLZ DOUCHE OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSY TURD BOOBIES CLEMEN LIMEY DICKHEAD O KURWA! PISS OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS POO POO BLOWJOB CUNT NIPPLES PENISBIRD DAMN IT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING HORSE PENIS WANK SHITE BALLS SHITFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER HO TOSSER P'KANG BUTT-HOLE CONDOMS DAMN FELLATIO COON SHITTY RAPE [expletive deleted] HORSE SHIT DICKFACE SHIT TWAT DONKEY DICK FUCK YUKY DOODY ARSE NI FAG DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT DICKHEAD CRACKER DUMBASS WOP KIKE BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG NEGRO SHITSKIN SCROTUM FELCHING RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCK OFF INJUN JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH EMO FROG'S FAT ASS CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT DOT HEAD SPIC DUMBASS JACKASS CROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER DOT HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE LOLCAT KRAUT JOHNNY SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN DEVELOPERS! DICK CHICKEN IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHAKOPEE GOD DAMN SLOPE FUCKTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GRINGO and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his FUCKTARD of girraffes in which JOHN SMILEY FACE while reading about PENISBIRD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOCCASINS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK YOU