Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'DAMN'RUSTY TROMBONE'[expletive deleted]'FUCKWIT'SEMEN'FUCKFUCKFUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING A characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOUCHEBAG, sudden BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HOMO or INBRED vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GENITALIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLAMING ASS BADGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially GANGBANG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHIGGER television programs to address WOP Tourette's syndrome.

DICKHEAD Tourette's is BOOBS not to be CUM confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOAT DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GENITALIA random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POLAK language, INCEST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DIPSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLINGING souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities TURD of ANAL DIABETES SHAKOPEE garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the TOWELHEAD Author:

The LENS CRAFTERS Tourette's SPUNK Research Institute was DONKEY DICK founded to PIG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING JUMP! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHIGGER article DICKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLAK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTBUCKET changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TRANNY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAUCASIANS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMMIT swear. You can DOUCHING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFACE TV, for always focusing on the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? bad side of a terrible BOB SAGET thing.
• The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMNATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSUCKER knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHOLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUCK MY DICK school for COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and FUCKER commit TOTAL suicide.
• There is no FRITZ cure, and the BAD MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FENCE JUMPER tics often have adverse MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go SNUFF PORN numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING FUCKFUCKER it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a EMO tourette syndrome DUMBASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I AM CORNHOLIO! the SON OF A BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "CHOAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GRINGO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRACKER sorry for WANKER "hi-jacking" your PORCH MONKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS FASCIST this that really FLYING FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a BALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) SHITFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INBRED time.

Best FRENCH TICKLER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING A” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The JOHNNY bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITSLINGING punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POOPOO saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOUCHEBAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and COCKSHITTER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MASTURBATION music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKLICK BAND WITH 4 HORSE SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHOAD KISSER HORSE! DOUCHEBAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOUCHEBAG'S HOUSE

How RAT'S COCK to DOG SHIT cure BUKKAKE the DUMBASS Tourette's SHITSKIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I WILL END YOU! for LET'S SHIT Tourette's HONKY Syndrome SOD OFF is FELCHING following PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT these WIKIPEDIA rules CUNT in HOMO order:

• 1: Avoid CLUSTERFUCK immature WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? little FUCKING kids,
• 2: Count to FASHION BUG within ASSHOLE 10 DOUCHETITSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your O KURWA! FUCKBAG TITS nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell CUNTBUCKET yourself you INCEST don't PISS have JOHN SMILEY FACE this PISS OFF MY ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK STUB WITH NASTY BOOBIES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GRINGO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOUCHEBAG last straw FELCHING!

I fucking put BAD MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSRAPING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! the TOP OF PISS ARTIST THIS ASS LICKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD offensive. SPUNK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRIG people who try IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! to battle ASS'PISS that tight-ass PISS UP MY ARSE 17-year-OSTRICH MY ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CROTCH it now, but someone said SHITFACE' FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA'DOUCHING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK is a laughing CHIGGER matter. Plus there JIGGABOO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FIRECROTCH Uncyclopedia, there are FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD articles WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So JAP that means BUNG-HOLE stop getting mad at the FUCK OFF first part too and ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA talking about the lowercase letter that it's CHICKEN SHIT mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what COMMUNIST DILDO the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITSLIDE hi self CLEVELAND STEAMER even made a really MONKEY SHIT good point. "It's TAFFY nothing more TWAT from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". DAMMIT. Which I'll add DICKHEAD onto I'LL RAPE YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WOMEN'S RIGHTS suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAP ON A STICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHING CHONG CHINK be, because if I were a ASSHOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKBAG hilarious. If you FUCKER Want facts, go on SHITCOCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOCCASINS be offended, don't read 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 the freaking BUTT PIRATE article anyway.

JOHNNY INBRED GENITALIA SHITCOCK COON ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITHEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

SACRAMENTO FELLATIO HORSE PENIS ARSE SHITSLIDE URINE-GARGLING TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT IN SACREMENT DAMN JACKASS SHIT PIG REDNECK FENCE JUMPER GANGBANG WANK FUCKING SAND NIGGER TRANNY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FAG INJUN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GYPSY ORANGE TURTLE CUNT DONGSHOVER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS ARTIST CONDOMS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ASS WANKSPLAT BALL SACK BITCH FRITZ FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LENS CRAFTERS GRINGO BOOBS CUM BITCH FUCKER NIGGER BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER COON FELCHMONKEY BIRD SHIT SHITE SON OF A BITCH SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE SPICY CUNT FUCK PRICK CUNT CUNT LAPPER CUNT CUNNILINGUS PRICK I WILL END YOU! ORGASM HO JACK OFF YUKY DOODY I WILL KILL YOU! INBRED FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK 666 POMMIE BUTT PIRATE CUNTBUCKET BANGKOK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM PIG ALF FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT GANGBANG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE TITTIES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARSE BUTTFUCKER BITCH ARSE PEDOPHILIA SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HITLER FELCHING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PORCH MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU EAT MY SHIT! HELL CHIGGER SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOG FUCKER HOSER SHIT PRICK PISSHOLE CONAN O'BRIAN ASSCRACK HONKY JERRY POMMIE FUCK JAP DICK TITS CHIGGER FUCKING JUMP! PRICK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER COCKSHITTER CUNT FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES BASTARD BUKKAKE BUGGER OFF TITS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHITTY SNUFF PORN DOODIE HEAD SHITFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLCRAP GENITALIA BITCH WANK JAP JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGGER FUCKER PRICK ASSHOLE CHOAD CUNTSWILLING JOHN ELWAY DALAI LAMA SHITSKIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK NIGGER CHRIS CHAN CLEMEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CRAPMUNCHER BULLCRAP LOGJAMMER CHICKEN FRIES CHENEY BUGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS OFF MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY TITMOUSE SHITE DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT DICK SPIC TOTAL ASS FASCIST PISS ARTIST MAMA MIA WANK DAMN IT HORSE SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANKSPLAT DAGO FUCKING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FRIG QUEEF NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER O KURWA! FIST FUCK HONKY FASHION BUG CUNNILINGUS RAPE OSTRICH MY ASS SHITFUCKER BEAVER WOODPECKERSHIT JERK OFF PISS OFF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER BONER DAMN IT BUGGER OFF BENCH PRESS MOLDY TITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST suck my mothers SHITTY ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU PEARL NECKLACE CLEMEN FUCKING SHIT FUCKER DIPSHIT SHAKOPEE DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK GENITALIA DOG SHIT ASSHAT PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE BASTARD pen0r TITS FUCK OFF FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER REDSKIN RAPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK PENIS WIGGER SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK HEIL HITLER! PISS CLUSTERFUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES JIGGABOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRACKER FUCK OFF ANAL DUNE COON DICKHEAD FAGGOT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITBALLS NIGGER FUCKER CRAPPY P'KANG ORGASM FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKFACE WANK ALEX TREBEK CHOAD DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! NEGRO FUCK NUGGET SHITHEAD WANK BASTARD BUGGER OFF EAT MY SHIT! FALSE BENSON BULLSHIT GOBSHITE DAMN FUCK OFF BUGGER WIENER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HELLFIRE REBECCA BLACK FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PEARL NECKLACE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DAMN YOGHURT CANNON HELL SHITBALLS FASHION BUG POMMIE FUCK A DUCK POLACK GREASER ARSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT FUCK ASSBANDIT DOUCHING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JERRY ASSCRACK DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH REDNECK ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NEGRO SIGMUND FREUD ASSHAT BUGGER OFF PISS OFF SHITE JACKASS FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE FRIG FEMADOM BUDDHIST MONK HADJI DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY FUDGEPACKER ASSHAT BUGFUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HORSE PENIS DOUCHING NIGNOG HELL BULLSHIT HELL WIKIPEDIA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT FUCKING JUMP! INBRED MARGARET THATCHER DUNE COON SPIC WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO ASSHOLE DUMBASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BLOWJOB BORDER HOPPER EPIDIDYMIS BEAVER SHIT LIKE A HORSE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING YID BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK FUCK YOU YOUR MOM SHITTY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICK FUCK HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMN DAGO SHITHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES WETBACK SHITFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YOU WANKER COCKSTUFFER JACK ABRAMOFF BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST BUTT-HEAD CUNT DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSMOKER FUCKBAG BIRD SHIT WEHATEMARIO WETBACK ANUSCAKE BITCH BASTARD FUCK MILF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASS MALL SANTA URINE-GARGLING PENIS SOD DIRTY SANCHEZ SPICY CUNT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD DOUCHEBAG WANK BUTT PIRATE YID JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JIZZ COCK FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD FUCK NUGGET I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TRANNY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ROMANIA ASSHAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS [expletive deleted] DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS TITMOUSE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS TOSSER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AUTOFELLATIO NEGRO ASS CHIGGER HELLFIRE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIPSHIT FUCKER [expletive deleted] STUDENT PROTESTS HELL FUCKWIT WIENER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITFACE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS NECROPHILIA DILDO BOLLOCKS CLEMEN FUCKFACE TITTIES ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT JERK OFF SHITHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS ARTIST SHITTY POLACK FUCK CUNNILINGUS JAP HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS NIGGER FUCK NUGGET FUCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CRACKER DONKEY PUNCHER HOLY DUMB FUCK GARBAGE DAY! NIPPLES GOAT DICK ASSWIPE SHITBALLS POWERSHIT FUCKFACE BULLSHIT COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELLATIO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DUMBASS COCKSMOKER NIPPLES ASSCRACK CHAV 666 Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKSTAIN ASS GANGBANG ASSFACE REDNECK TURD VANDAL ARSE TURD FRED PHELPS MALARKY FUCKING BORDER HOPPER TITS FUCK OFF NEGRO TITS ASSHAT LAKE TITICACA SPUNK FOREIGN CURRENCY BOOBS OLD CHRIST OF A DOT HEAD SHITE GOD DAMN NAZI SHITPISSER ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE TITMOUSE CRACKER DUMBASS CUM NICARAGUA BELLEND SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE TAMPONS SEMEN BONER WANKER PISS TWO-INCH PENIS SHITCOCK ASSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE NIPPLES ASS FLYING FUCK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING A TITS BUKKAKE ARSE NIGGER SWIMMING POOL ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK PISS AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT LAPPER WIKIPEDIA GENITALIA DAMN IT PIGFUCKER BRITAIN HO ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK FUCK JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD BORDER HOPPER FUCKFACE PIG SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! LAKE TITICACA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES ASS BELLEND BOB SAGET CUM JACK OFF BOOBS LOLCAT DIPSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN PISSHOLE TWAT SHITCOCK RUSKIE JERK OFF YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST FUCK DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHIT PISS OFF PISS OFF MY ASS COCK PISS SHITFACE DAMN [Insert yet another person's name here] MOCKIE BLUMPKIN MOTHERFUCKER HOMO PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT DAMNATION TAMPONS PIG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PRICK FRAK PUSSY GANGBANG CUNT PEEPEE ASS PUSSY BITCH POOPY ORGASM SCROTUM NIPPLES JESSE McCARTNEY PUNANI FLYING FUCK CRAP SOD KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BLUE PENIS! ASS FASCIST ASS JAP GREASER I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK HENTAI FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK FUCK CONDOMS SCROTUM HONKY SLOPE BITCH CUM CHENEY YOU WANKER NAZI POLACK DEVELOPERS! FUCK TITMOUSE JIGGABOO BUNG-HOLE HENTAI PECKERHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY FEMADOM DOG SHIT BITCH FUCKING SCUMBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK BUTT PIRATE I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BUGGER OFF FUCK LIMEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE DAMN ASS LICKER GOAT DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOU WANKER COCK ASSHAT BUGGER OFF SHITE FUCKFACE POLAK FUCKER CUNT NAZI BITCH SHITFUCKER BASTARD FUCKING REDSKIN YID FOUR-EYES PICKANINNY WIENER BUTTFUCKER BASTARD NAZI EPIDIDYMIS BEAVER ASSHAT BITCH YOU WANKER FUCK DICKLICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCRATCH! GROUNDER! and with the BUKKAKE and his GIVING HEAD of girraffes in which POOPOO while reading about IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! !!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WOP