Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKLICK'SHIT'WANK'CHRISTHUMPER'DICK'BLUE PENIS!'DOG FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INBRED neurochemical FUCK disorder TOWELHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden WARNER MUSIC GROUP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITPISSER or NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOB SAGET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK FLYING FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BENCH PRESS utterFUCKance of socially THONG TASTER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address TOSSER Tourette's syndrome.

POOPY Tourette's is DUMBASS not to be MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SAMUEL L. JACKSON random DAMN disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUGGER OFF language, PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA DOT HEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky QUEEF souvenir shoppes and massive FLAMING ASS BADGER quantities HIGH WAGES of ANAL DIABETES PIECE OF SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A ROSIE O'DONNELL Polite Note to the PISS OFF Author:

The DOUCHETITS Tourette's DICK IN A BOX Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to PEARL NECKLACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEMEN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS article COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLUSTERFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSRAPING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSFACE Tourrette's sufferers MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHICKEN SHIT TV, for always focusing on the DICK bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HATE HATE HAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TWAT knee TAFFY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMNATION no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for CUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGNOG sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and CHIGGER commit DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suicide.
• There is no BATMAN & ROBIN cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE tics often have adverse GANGBANG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire DAMMIT body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and TAMPON IN MY ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than NORTH KOREA it is without the POLACK drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK tourette syndrome SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the MOCKIE public view of Tourettes as a "COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CAMEL FUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS FASCIST sorry for CLIT "hi-jacking" your TITTIES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMMIT this that really SACRAMENTO annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTT PIRATE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSCRACK, and making fun of a RUSTY TROMBONE horrible disorder is (not) PUNANI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOT GRITS time.

Best FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACKASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA SUCKS countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew WIENER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The SHITFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can WOP punch him if you BORDER HOPPER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONKEY DICK saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my SCRATCH! GROUNDER! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CANNED QUOTE and BASTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFUCKER BAND WITH 4 BUTTFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICK HORSE! SHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITE'S HOUSE

How BAD MOTHERFUCKER to CAMEL JOCKEY cure DICKWAD the FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's JERRY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment OSTRICH MY ASS for NECROPHILIA Tourette's NI Syndrome CROTCH is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! following SHIT these FUCKSTAIN rules PISS ARTIST in BULLSHIT order:

• 1: Avoid RAT'S ASS immature NEOPETS little [Insert silly non-swear here] kids,
• 2: Count to SHITTY within WALRUS SHIT 10 ORGASMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SOD SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK nor INJUN talk,
• 4: Tell FROG yourself you PORCUPINE'S BALLS don't KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 have NIGGER this [expletive deleted] disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PUSSY WITH NASTY CLUSTERFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITE last straw FELCHMONKEY!

I fucking put I WILL END YOU!' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACKASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRITZ the TOP OF DAMN THIS ROSIE O'DONNELL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLSHIT offensive. GOD DAMMIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try PENIS to battle BIGNOSE'PAKI that tight-ass GRAPE PENIS 17-year-CHICKEN SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CRAPFUCKER it now, but someone said BOOBIES' FENCE JUMPER SEMEN'INBRED on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITFUCKER is a laughing GENITALIA matter. Plus there INJUN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTSWILLING Uncyclopedia, there are SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS articles MOCCASINS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So ASS that means CONDOMS stop getting mad at the DOODIE HEAD first part too and BLOWJOB talking about the WIENER letter that it's GRAPE PENIS mocking (what DIPSHIT letter? I don't even know what ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian STRAWBERRY ASS hi self GOD DAMMIT even made a really FUCKFACE good point. "It's SON OF A BITCH nothing more WANKSPLAT from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". FELCHING. Which I'll add CONDOMS onto REDNECK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! suffer that CLEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TITS & DICKS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PAKI be, because if I were a PIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BATHING SUIT AREA hilarious. If you FRIG Want facts, go on CUNTSWILLING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FRAK be offended, don't read DUMBASS the freaking CLUSTERFUCK article anyway.

TITS MALL SANTA INJUN BUTTFUCKER RAPE SHITTY ASSHOLE GOD DAMN TAMPONS DAGO

FUCKSTAIN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS NAZI PECKERHEAD DOUCHEBAG BIRD SHIT VAGINA BALLS RUSKIE FEWMETS BUGGER OFF SPIC DAMN IT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! SHIT MALL SANTA NECROPHILIA CHOAD ASSHAT BUGFUCK NECROPHILIA SHITSLINGING GOOK DAMN IT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BIGNOSE FEMADOM OH SHI– YOU WANKER POMMIE WANKER FUCKSTAIN SHIT NICARAGUA CHOAD JACK OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKING ARSE TIT DIRT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD PIG NEGRO DAGO BALL SACK YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER KIKE RAT'S COCK JACKASS FUCKER ASSCRACK BEAVER FUCK OFF BIGNOSE PEARL NECKLACE DAMN FUCKSTAIN SHIT ASSCRACK ASSWIPE SHIT SUGARTITS BOOBIES BEANER GIVING HEAD MONKEY SHIT KAFFIR CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES DICKFACE DICKLICK BLISTERING BARNACLES MILF CUNT PORCH MONKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITE DUNE COON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TWAT RAT'S COCK JUNGLE BUNNY ASS DICKFACE RAPE NIPPLES ARSE SUGARTITS YOUR MOM DIPSHIT FUCKWIT PISS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNNILINGUS COCK FUCK REDSKIN ASS CHIGGER FLUFFY CLOUD DAMN IT CLEMEN DAMMIT GOD DAMN FENCE JUMPER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POLESMOKER BASTARD DICK TITS JUSTIN BIEBER FU SPANG DOUCHE URINE-GARGLING WANK GARBAGE DAY! WANKSPLAT FUCKTARD SHAKOPEE YID CUNT BITCH PISSHOLE BLUMPKIN ANUSCAKE KRAUT ASSWIPE JERK OFF PEARL NECKLACE DAMN FUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHIT HORSE PENIS COLGATE ASSFACE QUEEF TRANNY JUSTIN BIEBER CUM HOMO GOD DAMN SEMEN CUNTRAG CRAPPY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBAG BALLS FUCK FUCKHEAD MOLDY TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! PIG ASS ASSHOLE PISS OFF SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER BONER HOMO FUCKTARD QUEEF DAMN SHITFUCKER TOSSER PRICK SEMEN TAFFY FUCK YOU BRITNEY YOU WANKER POWERSHIT DAMNATION ASS AY-AY-AY HONKY ASSWIPE CHIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES FREE ELECTIONS FIRECROTCH TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER BALLS MARY WHITEHOUSE COCK FRIG PENIS ON A STICK NIGGER WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DIPSHIT FALSE BENSON HO CUNT CHICKEN SHIT RAPE HO CUNTBUCKET DAMN INJUN BALLS CHOAD TWO-INCH PENIS CUNT REDSKIN JACK ABRAMOFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK YOU FUCKER CUNT BALL SACK GOD DAMN RAGHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE ASSHAT CHUFF BUTTFUCKER TITS MARY WHITEHOUSE ORGASM MARGARET THATCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HELL COLGATE DAMN HOT GRITS SUITCASE PENIS CUNT DEVELOPERS! CHIGGER WANK ASS BRITNEY BULLSHIT HELL DOODIE HEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK PISS ARTIST SHIT WOP SEMPRINI GENITALIA YOU WANKER WEHATEMARIO FIST FUCK TITS TRANNY ASSFACE SHIT GRINGO JIGGABOO BELLEND DICKLICK CHENEY FUCKWIT FUCK ALF DAGO PUSSY FUCKFACE ASSWIPE ASSFACE FUCKING JUMP! ASSFACE NECROPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE DIPSHIT DICKFACE SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT BATHING SUIT AREA PECKERHEAD VAGINA NIGNOG WANK HELL FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS O CANADA SHAKOPEE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLUSTERFUCK [expletive deleted] SPUNK RAPE WIKIPEDIA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNTRAG I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS ARTIST CHOAD GOBSHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK TACO ASS MALARKY LAKE TITICACA BITCH HOSER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA SHUT UP, MEG! CUNNILINGUS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DUNE COON TALK PAGES HELL HELL SHITPISSER DOUCHE NAZI BUKKAKE CLEMEN DUMBASS FIST FUCK WOP SHIT CUNT WINDOWS VISTA NIGGER FUCKWIT HITLER SHAKOPEE GOBSHITE ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ARSE VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF ORGASM BULLCRAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER SHITHEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PISS OFF ASSHOLE BEANER NIGNOG TIT DIRT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ABO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA D'OH FENCE JUMPER SOD SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS LET'S SHIT BITCH SHIT TIMBER NIGGER FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE DAY! CHOAD WOODPECKERSHIT FELCHMONKEY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DOUCHE NAZI TOWELHEAD DUNE COON GOBSHITE ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! [expletive deleted] WHORE PECKERHEAD POLESMOKER BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD FUCKFACE SHITE POMMIE ASS YOU WANKER JACKASS ASSWIPE BEANER NIGNOG WILLY WONKA FUCK FUCKING A NIGGER ASSRAMMER TRANNY WANK BUNG-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA PORCH MONKEY SIGMUND FREUD FLYING FUCK PIGFUCKER LET'S SHIT ASS FASCIST BITCH SCUMBAG CONDOMS DONALD RUMSFELD FLYING FUCK BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT RUSKIE GOATSE JOHNNY GOOK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLAMEVIPER FUCKSTAIN A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! KNOBJOCKEY RICK MORANIS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSBANDIT INCEST FAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIPPLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE SHAKOPEE BUGGER OFF FUCKING A NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS PIGFUCKER DONGSHOVER ARSEBADGERS POLESMOKER CHOAD 1984 INCEST MAMA MIA FELLATIO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE LIMEY BLUE PENIS! FUCK FUCKING A PISS ARTIST FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER BALL SACK CRAPPY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPANK THE MONKEY HELL DICKHEAD FELLATIO FUCKFUCKFUCK DICK MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG HELL DICK BIRD SHIT SEX BULLCRAP CRAPMUNCHER CUNTBUCKET INCEST WANK YID WANK TITS & DICKS DICKHEAD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKTARD QUEEF BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD DILDO TITWANK FUCK OFF ASSBANDIT NICARAGUA ASS CUNT LAPPER FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER KRAUT ASS CUNT CHUFF FUCKER FUCKING DIPSHIT FUCKING MONKEY SHIT DOG FUCKER BULLSHIT FUCK FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA ARSE INJUN DICK IN A BOX CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN TAFFY FUCK OH SHI– GREASER BIRD SHIT HELL LOGJAMMER ALF SON OF A BITCH HOMO BITCH GOAT DICK ASSBANDIT SEX TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU HI, BILLY MAYS HERE YUKY DOODY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JERK OFF NICARAGUA FUCKWIT ASS SHITE CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT YOU WANKER BOOBS CRAPPY TOSSER MOZILLA FIREFOX BAT FUCK INSANE GRAPE PENIS FUCKER CRAP PAKI ANAL TIBETAN BUDDHISM PORCUPINE'S BALLS POLESMOKER CROTCH SHIT BUTTFUCKER ASS DIPSHIT GRINGO MAMA MIA HELLFUCKER TOSSER BIRD SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES WOP PISS ARTIST HELL BALLS PUSSYLICKER ASS CUNT TITS GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS FAG DAMN ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD COCKGOBLIN MALARKY PAKI SHITSLINGING ASS WANK CHOAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ORGASM SHITBALLS NIGGER TITS ART METAL PRODUCTS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SUCK MY DICK PISSHOLE CLIT HELL GOD DAMN HONKY GOOK CUNNILINGUS TITS SHITSKIN JOHN ELWAY TAMPONS YOU WANKER FUCK YOU YID FUCK SON OF A BITCH BUKKAKE FUCKING A JACKASS FRITZ HONKY DAMMIT CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? VAGINA SNUFF PORN YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER HEAVEN DUMBASS PISS OFF BULLSHIT DAMN CRAPFUCKER FAG ARSE VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MILF FUCKWIT POLESMOKER CANNED QUOTE DICK IN A BOX CUNT TWISTY VAGINA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKFACE HOCKEY CHAV suck my mothers FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS ANAL FLYING FUCK RAINBOWS TRANNY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE YOU WANKER BOOBIES ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT 666 WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS MY COMMUNION WAFER OF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BASTARD BASTARD ASS I WILL END YOU! ASSCRACK WANKSPLAT BITCH PORCH MONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOG FUCKER JAP BASTARD DOUCHE ASSWIPE CRACKER SCUMBAG ARSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK ARSE ASSBANDIT BOOBIES BEAVER ASSHOLE FUCK REDEEMING VALUE PENIS ON A BUN PISS ARTIST DAMN IT MONKEY BALLS BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BALLS CHUFF SHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS NAZI CHICKEN SHIT PAKI FUCKING JUMP! CUNT GOD DAMMIT COON JACKASS SHITFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER GOAT DICK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT GREASER COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE ARSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FLYING FUCK CHAV CAMEL FUCKER BUTT-HOLE TOWELHEAD CUNTRAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CRAP TITTIES MOCKIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCKFACE D'OH BUGFUCK FUCKWIT DOUCHING ASSFACE PUSSY DAMN RANDY TRAVIS COCKSHITTER JACKASS SHIT DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE OH SHI– MONKEY BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INBRED DOUCHE CUNTBUCKET ANAL AY-AY-AY NIGGER SEMEN BUKKAKE SHITE SPUNK CUNT ASSHOLE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK FROG JIZZ BUTTFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER DUNE COON WALRUS SHIT SEX FUCKER MOLDY TITS BALL SACK POMMIE LET'S SHIT JERK OFF BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH SNUFF PORN BITCH SON OF A BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WHORE URINE-GARGLING DOUCHEBAG HELL WIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE WANK MALARKY CHOAD DICKFACE TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL JESSE McCARTNEY DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS SHITFACE HELLFIRE TOSSER FUCK YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ MOCCASINS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RAPE 666 LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ABORTIONS FOR ALL FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER JOHNNY SHIT ASSWIPE ASS MONKEY SHIT FRENCH TICKLER DICK FUCK YOU HO BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! FROG FAGGOT SHITSLINGING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITSLINGING FUCKING BASEBALL CRAP ARSE GOD DAMMIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FELCHMONKEY WANK HO PENIS ON A STICK ASS FREEDOM OF SPEECH SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKER INJUN NICARAGUA CUNT BUTT PIRATE CLEMEN DAMN 666 TITTYWANK ASSFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POMMIE CONAN O'BRIAN MASTURBATION CHIGGER PISS SHIT PIG FUCKER CUM GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES WANKER SHITBALLS CRACKER JUNGLE BUNNY CARPET MUNCHER FELCHING GIVING HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RUSTY TROMBONE FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING SOD PISS OFF PORCH MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT CRAPMUNCHER BITCH DICK CLIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ORGASM EMO WALRUS SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITE BUGFUCK DAMN HOMO JENKEM CONAN O'BRIAN DUMBASS COON ASSWIPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DIPSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITHEAD SHITFACE BASTARD DAMN ANUSCAKE FUCKBAG BEAVER CLIT SPUNK CARPET MUNCHER BUKKAKE MARGARET THATCHER GRINGO SEMEN INBRED LIMEY JAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK SHITE YOU WANKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BLISTERING BARNACLES FIRECROTCH suck my mothers MACACA MASTICATION FOR THE NATION HOMO BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON NI SHITHEAD FUCKFACE HOMO BUKKAKE ASSHOLE JACKASS BITCH DAMN WOP CLUSTERFUCK TWAT CUNT LAPPER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANK ABO DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASS TWAT CUNT FROG SCUMBAG SLOPE SOD ASSCRACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BONER CUNT pen0r SHITSLINGING PENIS RAT'S ASS HELL DILDO WIENER TITTYWANK DARTH VADER FUCKER CHOAD RUSTY TROMBONE DICK IN A BOX CROTCH DOUCHETITS PISS OFF ANAL BITCH SHITSKIN JACK OFF FEMADOM SUCK MY DICK PAKI NIGNOG FUCK YOU FUCKTARD EMO AMERICAN SPELLING ASS LICKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SMEG BALLS PISS BALLS COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK RAGHEAD QUEEF FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUM NIGGER NIGGER BUKKAKE GOBSHITE ASSWIPE JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ STRAWBERRY ASS DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT DAMN IT FUCK OFF FELCHING COMMUNIST DILDO DUMBASS FUCKHEAD PISS ASS FUCK OFF DICKWAD SHIT BUGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FEWMETS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUDGEPACKER FROG'S FAT ASS FELLATIO FLYING FUCK COCKSHITTER JIZZ TWAT DAMN ARSE MONKEY BALLS ASS CROTCH NIGGER BOOBIES JACKASS SHITCOCK GOATSE CLEMEN BOON FUCK YOU NIGGER KRAUT O CANADA WANK ASSCRACK FOUR-EYES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NAZI SCROTUM DICKHEAD SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHIT BONER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTT-HEAD BALLS TESTICLE CHOKE DIPSHIT BOOBS TITS DAGO HO SHIT SCROTUM GOD DAMN MOCCASINS FUCKWIT DAMMIT SNUFF PORN KAFFIR PENIS JERRY DAMN RAT'S COCK SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES DICK IN A BOX FUCK YOU ORGASM CARPET MUNCHER BUTTFUCKER PRICK GANGBANG DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT CLUSTERFUCK THONG TASTER MOCCASINS PISS OFF FUCK YOU SHITPISSER JOHNNY CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS JERK OFF CHINA IS CAPITALIST MASTURBATION POMMIE DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS and with the PENISBIRD and his CUNT CRAPPER of girraffes in which ARSE while reading about BAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See LENS CRAFTERS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHOLE