Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKHEAD'PENIS'DICKHEAD'BITCH'VAGINA'RAPE'RAT'S ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder ORGASM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VENEREAL DISEASE, sudden DOUCHING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN IT or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KAFFIR include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GRAPE PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLIT BOLLOCKS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK NUGGET utterFUCKance of socially GENITALIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address CHRISTHUMPER Tourette's syndrome.

TWAT Tourette's is DAMNED TABERNACLE not to be PISS confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHICKEN SHIT random BUTT PIRATE disorientation, culturally-DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth P'KANG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKSPLAT ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NICARAGUA souvenir shoppes and massive ASS FASCIST quantities DOG SHIT of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the pen0r Author:

The WANK Tourette's REDNECK Research Institute was ASSHOLE founded to CLEMEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TUBA article SCUMBAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFUCKFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance STUDENT RIOTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIENER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers ASSCRACK swear. You can JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the DICKWAD bad side of a terrible SCUMBAG thing.
• The main COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SWIMMING POOL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE knee RICK MORANIS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes REDNECK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MONKEY'S UNCLE school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKBAG sufferers to become GIVING HEAD manically depressed and REDNECK commit ALF suicide.
• There is no FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure, and the FUCKWIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BALL SACK tics often have adverse WHORE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PRICK perodol" which caused my entire CARPET MUNCHER body to go MALL SANTA numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than EMO it is without the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST tourette syndrome BUGGER OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the POLAK public view of Tourettes as a "HITLER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOCCASINS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PORCUPINE'S BALLS sorry for JACKASS "hi-jacking" your PUNANI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITSLINGING this that really DUNE COON annoys me. I am working towards a JOHN ELWAY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOLDY TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) FROG'S FAT ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FLUFFY CLOUD time.

Best QUEEF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SPIC” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. JACKASS SHIT Regards to Andrew JERK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The SHITSLINGING bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU WANKER punch him if you MILF want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VENEREAL DISEASE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHICKEN SHIT and PEARL NECKLACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FLYING RAT'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BAND WITH 4 DOUCHEBAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITFUCKER HORSE! VENEREAL DISEASE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VENEREAL DISEASE'S HOUSE

How DIMETHYL GLYCOL to FRITZ cure HELL the CUNTBUCKET Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER for WIENER Tourette's JAP Syndrome JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE is pen0r following ABO these CLEMEN rules SHITCOCK in FOUR-EYES order:

• 1: Avoid TITWANK immature CUNT little DICKFACE kids,
• 2: Count to PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! within SHIT LIKE A HORSE 10 CUNT LAPPERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFACE SHIT SCUMBAG nor NIGGER TITS talk,
• 4: Tell NIGNOG yourself you SHITPISSER don't PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! have LAKE TITICACA this ASS LICKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WITH NASTY MONKEY'S UNCLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VENEREAL DISEASE last straw CLUSTERFUCK!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOT GRITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BULLSHIT the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS CHICKEN FRIES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITHEAD offensive. SHITPISSER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITBALLS people who try PEARL NECKLACE to battle RAT'S COCK'FUCKFACE that tight-ass DAMN IT 17-year-DAMNATION—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAT'S COCK it now, but someone said SHIT' PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TIT DIRT'BRITNEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHICKEN SHIT is a laughing CRAPFUCKER matter. Plus there MARY WHITEHOUSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POMMIE Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles ASSWIPE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAPE stuff. So HELL that means DICK CHICKEN stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and FUCKFUCKFUCK talking about the WETBACK letter that it's CAMEL FUCKER mocking (what ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP letter? I don't even know what GYPSY the heck you're talking about). Adrian HORSE PENIS hi self PEDOPHILIA even made a really CUM good point. "It's [expletive deleted] nothing more SHITE from a head nod to a DARTH VADER knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add MOLDY TITS onto LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMN suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GREASER be, because if I were a LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHEBAG hilarious. If you NIGGER TITS Want facts, go on SPIC Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLUSTERFUCK be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking BALLS article anyway.

FIST FUCK ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHE PISS ARTIST SIGMUND FREUD BAT FUCK INSANE CHINK CRAPMUNCHER FRITZ

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YOU WANKER CUM REDSKIN DAMN FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BLOWJOB ASS CRACKER REBECCA BLACK DICK WANKSPLAT COCKSHITTER COLGATE SHITFACE [EXPLETIVE] TENTACLE RAPE ASS ASS WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PUSSYLICKER WANK CUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE REDSKIN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER BELGIUM CLEMEN JACKASS KRAUT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SMEG PRICK DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING CRACKER WOP SEMEN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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WIENER TWAT EUROIPODS SHIT FUCK MOCKIE CHIGGER ASSWIPE CUM DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU! SHITSLINGING URINE-GARGLING CHUFF RECTUM RAIDER FUCKWIT DAMN IT SHITTY POMMIE CUM MOCKIE PENISPENISPENIS!!! PENIS WHITE POWER JACKASS SHIT FUCKING FUCK YOU HO CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT YOU WANKER KAFFIR RAPE PISSHOLE COCK CLEMEN CUNT GARBAGE DAY! SHITFUCKER PUSSY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER HADJI PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER FRIG CHOAD PAKI YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST MOLDY TITS PISS ARTIST DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER ASSRAPING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INBRED MOCCASINS FRAK WIENER YID RAT'S COCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD PENIS PISS ARTIST CUNT BITCH SUGARTITS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MALARKY GOD DAMMIT CUNT CRAPPER ASS SAGGY TITS DICKWAD FUCK OFF FIST FUCK PEARL NECKLACE WANK NAZI ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES PEDOPHILIA PIGFUCKER CRAPFUCKER ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITE SHITE TAFFY GOAT DICK QUEEF NIGGER HORSE SHIT YID SCUMBAG LET'S SHIT FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN TITS & DICKS POO POO BLOWJOB CHIGGER WIKIPEDIA TACO CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NICARAGUA JOHN SMILEY FACE JACK OFF FIRECROTCH PIECE OF SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS POMMIE NEGRO ARSE MARCH OF FLAMES RAPE DILDO FRENCH TICKLER PENISFUCK LET'S SHIT FAGGOT COCKSHITTER COMMUNIST DILDO PRICK BEAVER SPICY CUNT FUCK TURD BULLSHIT MOLDY TITS HENTAI RAGHEAD TACO ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMN ASSWIPE DAMMIT CUNTING ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SCUMBAG JACKASS SHIT TITS & DICKS FEWMETS FIRECROTCH GOD DAMN ASS BUGFUCK TWO-INCH PENIS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBIES PISS BANGKOK SOD DILDO FUCK FUCK BOOBS GOATSE COMMUNIST DILDO NICARAGUA DUNE COON SCUMBUCKET JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT ADMINS ARE GAY JERK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

ASS SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD DYKE EPIDIDYMIS WIENER HITLER POLAK CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNTBUCKET FUCK VANITY PAGES ROCK INJUN FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBIES lowercase BITCH PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK PUSSYLICKER BALL SACK BOON CHIGGER FUCK YOU CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER WANK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER FASHION BUG IN SACREMENT NECROPHILIA CARPET MUNCHER BUGFUCK POLESMOKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS POOPY NIPPLES DAMN FUCKING JUMP! SCUMBAG NORTH KOREA FELLATIO TITWANK THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITHEAD FIST FUCK COCK MARGARET THATCHER CLEMEN EPIDIDYMIS BOOBS DEVELOPERS! Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITTING DICK NIPPLES and with the PUSSY and his SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of girraffes in which OH SHI– while reading about MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DONKEY DICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOBSHITE