Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GYPSY'PENISBIRD'PISSHOLE'CUNTRAG'ARSE'DICKFACE'SHITFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or REDSKIN neurochemical FUCK disorder WIKIPEDIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOUCHING, sudden I AM CORNHOLIO! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DUNE COON or FLYING FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I'LL RAPE YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TOWELHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY SHIT FUCKING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHE utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI television programs to address CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

DIPSHIT Tourette's is ASSFACE not to be HITLER confused with FLYING FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWO-INCH PENIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKTARD random ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA disorientation, culturally-FAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BALLS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GO COUNT YOUR DICK language, SIGMUND FREUD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FASHION BUG WIENER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIPSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive SPANK THE MONKEY quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The NECROPHILIA Tourette's ABO Research Institute was CONDOMS founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOG FUCKER article MONKEY SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JERK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GRAPE PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JENKEM Tourrette's sufferers JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame 666 TV, for always focusing on the HONKY bad side of a terrible FLYING FUCK thing.
• The main JESUS FUCKING CHRIST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are THONG TASTER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOG SHIT knee FUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHEBAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A school for GINGERBREAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTT PIRATE sufferers to become FEMADOM manically depressed and CRAP commit POTTYMOUTH suicide.
• There is no I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! cure, and the TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse DICKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BULLCRAP perodol" which caused my entire TITWANK body to go CLIT numb and TENTACLE RAPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT it is without the TWAT drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the QUEEF public view of Tourettes as a "JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BELLEND much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DONKEY PUNCHER sorry for SHITHEAD "hi-jacking" your KIKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TAMPON IN MY ASS this that really NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MACACA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUCK COCKS IN HELL!, and making fun of a SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) DICK CHICKEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NAZI time.

Best DOUCHEBAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELLFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. BELGIUM Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can JUNGLE BUNNY punch him if you SONNY BILL WILLIAMS want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my COON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOUCHING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JAP and DICKHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SPUNK BAND WITH 4 RAT'S COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RAPE HORSE! DOUCHING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOUCHING'S HOUSE

How DUMBASS to DOG FUCKER cure COCKSUCKER the LAKE TITICACA Tourette's FOUR-EYES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for SCUMBAG Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome PISS is FUCKER following KIKE these CUNTBUCKET rules SHITTY in NIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid BALL SACK immature FRAK little FLYING RAT'S ASS kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKER within INCEST 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOUCHE CRAPFUCKER KIKE nor I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL talk,
• 4: Tell SAMUEL L. JACKSON yourself you SHIT don't DAMN have BUTTFUCKER this BUKKAKE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOUCHING last straw SPANK THE MONKEY!

I fucking put ORGASM' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE the TOP OF ASSFACE THIS DICKWAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOB SAGET offensive. CUNTING ASSCRACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITE people who try ASS to battle SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH'PRICK that tight-ass WANK 17-year-GRINGO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CANDY it now, but someone said [expletive deleted]' CHINK CUM'COMMUNION WAFER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNT is a laughing CHIGGER matter. Plus there HYPERINFLATION was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Uncyclopedia, there are ARSE articles CAMEL FUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So ASSWIPE that means CONDOMS stop getting mad at the SHITHEAD first part too and LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT talking about the CRAPMUNCHER letter that it's SHITHEAD mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what I AM CORNHOLIO! the heck you're talking about). Adrian WALRUS SHIT hi self BUTTFUCKER even made a really MALARKY good point. "It's COCKSUCKER nothing more NIGGER TITS from a head nod to a WETBACK knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto POOPOO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BULLSHIT suffer that COCKGOBLIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSLIDE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MONKEY SHIT be, because if I were a FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LAKE TITICACA hilarious. If you SHITFACE Want facts, go on YID Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read HELL the freaking ASS article anyway.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COCK WANK CRACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL DICKFACE SHITTY RAT'S COCK DAMN IT DOUCHING

MALARKY HELL DICK WIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS [EXPLETIVE] CROTCH FRED PHELPS TRANNY FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG SHIT CUNTRAG BUKKAKE SHIT GIVING HEAD FELCHING BIGNOSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHICKEN SHIT SOAPY TITWANK CLIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TOWELHEAD COCKSMOKER FRAK BASTARD HO JAP PISS ARTIST INBRED [expletive deleted] NIGGER TITS HELL JAP DAMN TURD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COON FAG ASSHOLE FAG CRACKER SHITFACE DUMBASS PENISBIRD TWAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RHODESIA ORGASM HELLFUCKER SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARSE EPIDIDYMIS FELCHMONKEY PISS VAGINA I WILL END YOU! SHITSLINGING JAP SHITSLINGING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK BASTARD BORDER HOPPER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BEANER MACACA BOLLOCKS POMMIE VAGINA FUCKBAG ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS CUNT I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! FUCKER ARSE BOLLOCKS MASTURBATION WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER SHIT WANK PISS OFF MY ASS GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT PRICK FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE HEIL HITLER! CHOAD KISSER CHICKEN FRIES ANAL TIMBER NIGGER HAIL SATAN! CRACKER SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPUNK COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKFACE ASSCRACK CUNTBUCKET ORGASM DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COON PISS DUMBASS HELL CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF MY ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCK ASSHAT [Insert yet another person's name here] BUKKAKE TURD SOD FUCK DILDO 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER BITCH GOBSHITE PUNANI BOOBS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN MOCKIE FUCKER HONKY HOSER COCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WIGGER YOU WANKER RAPE PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICK PORCH MONKEY SHITTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FASHION BUG DAGO RAT'S ASS JENKEM CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING PISS OFF BULLSHIT FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE HONKY ASSHAT SCROTUM FUCK NUGGET CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN ASS LICKER MASTURBATION LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DOUCHEBAG DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLAMING ASS BADGER BLUE PENIS! WEHATEMARIO SHITTY DAGO DAMN EPIDIDYMIS I AM CORNHOLIO! CROTCH TRANNY BELGIUM MOCKIE ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD UIGURS CUNTRAG HADJI BOOBIES PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP [EXPLETIVE] JIGGABOO CHICKEN SHIT SPUNK FLAMING ASS BADGER DOG SHIT FUCKING ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN IT BASTARD SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE OH SHI– GO HOME AND DIE COCKSUCKER BOLLOCKS GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKSTUFFER JESSE McCARTNEY SHITSLINGING TURD FUCKWIT NIGGER ASSCRACK DAMN SOD OFF ASSWIPE FUCKBAG SHIT YOUR MOM BUTTFUCKER TOSSER WIENER SMILES ASSCRACK FIRECROTCH ORGASM DAMN FUCK FUCK NUGGET MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING VAGINA YOU WANKER PECKERHEAD TRANNY RAGHEAD CRACKER HOSER PUSSYLICKER NIGNOG BALLS DICK BIRD SHIT CUNNILINGUS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SCROTUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HOCKEY SLOPE TOWELHEAD INJUN REBECCA BLACK PISS ASSRAMMER DIRTY SANCHEZ JAP GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SLOPE BALL SACK PISS UP MY ARSE JACKASS SHIT GOAT DICK SHITFACE RAT'S ASS TWAT ASS JACKASS TURD PEARL NECKLACE MOCKIE CLEMEN GARBAGE DAY! SHIT DOUCHETITS PUNANI HOMO KRAUT MICK PIXIES FUCKTARD JACK OFF BEANER TITTYWANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE D'OH FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHN ELWAY LET'S SHIT PRICK GOD DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHOLE JACKASS COCKGOBLIN BRITNEY SCUMBAG PEARL NECKLACE QUEEF BITCH BUGGER YOUR MOM FRITZ FUCKFACE GOATSE WEHATEMARIO BULLSHIT JERK OFF PRICK WANK CUNT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? SEX ASSHAT SHITCUNTING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FLYING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK JOHN ELWAY BUGGER LET'S SHIT JAP CHING CHONG CHINK 666 BASTARD ASSHAT COLGATE FIRECROTCH WANK CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT GANGBANG TUBA FUCKING A GRIS FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BULLCRAP ASSFACE DICKLICK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PUSSY CUNT LAPPER SHIT BUTTFUCKER O CANADA DICK CHICKEN CUNT HITLER CLEMEN BOLLOCKS JUSTIN BIEBER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT CROTCH BATHING SUIT AREA HAIL SATAN! CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI HADJI CHOAD PISS DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET CLEVELAND STEAMER JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT CUNT NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK ASSWIPE BALLS PENIS CHOAD FUCKSTAIN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PUSSY CHRISTHUMPER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS DAMMIT QUEEF SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HOMO BASTARD FLYING FUCK SHITE DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS NIGNOG BONER BOOBIES HOSER ASSWIPE DOUCHE BIGNOSE FUCK GOATSE DOODIE HEAD SEX BUTT-HOLE CUNT WANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHOAD FUCKER CHUFF SHITBALLS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JESSE McCARTNEY CUNTRAG COCKGOBLIN FUCK NUGGET OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER POLACK WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT NAZI WHORE BEAVER FUCK NUGGET MOCCASINS TURD PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS CRAPPY MALL SANTA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITBALLS CUNTYMINTS BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLIT CHICKEN FRIES CRAPMUNCHER BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS NAZI FUCK SHIT SHITFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DONKEY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK TITS PISS FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JENKEM HO SHIT ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING JAP CUNTRAG FAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FRIG SPANK THE MONKEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PIXIES DICKFACE BEAVER LAKE TITICACA BRUSH MA TEETH JOHNNY BALL SACK TOTAL 666 PENIS HOT GRITS BANGKOK CLEMEN FELLATIO TITTYWANK DIPSHIT ASSFACE POLAK DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S COCK ASSHAT RAPE WANK BULLSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFACE JERK OFF FUCKING A BUGFUCK NAZI ASSHAT FUCK BITCH HELLFUCKER WANK HOMO SPANK THE MONKEY POLESMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE INBRED MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF NIPPLES DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUNG-HOLE INBRED CARPET MUNCHER BOOBS ASSRAMMER BUGGER OFF SCUMBUCKET TITS ASS MONKEY SHIT CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSLINGING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CROTCH CUNT SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK ASSHOLE INCEST FRIG INCEST BOOBIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU ASS LICKER MOTHERFUCKER HADJI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUDGEPACKER SOD MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF CLEMEN ARSE TITS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKTARD INBRED DAMN FUCKING GENITALIA PUSSY SUCK MY COCK WINDOWS VISTA DIPSHIT FUCKER [EXPLETIVE] CAUCASIANS DICKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITCOCK JACKASS SHIT POLACK ARSE ARSEBADGERS BASTARD BULLSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKER MONKEY BALLS DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CONDOMS NECROPHILIA SHIT DEVELOPERS! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN MOCCASINS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS MARGARET THATCHER DICKFACE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK TAFFY FROG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SON OF A BITCH HELL KIKE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY BULLSHIT WOP SEMEN INCEST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! EMO TESTICLE CHOKE MOTHERFUCKER MILF DAMN DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT NAZI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS REDSKIN ASSCRACK ARSEBADGERS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUKKAKE FUCKFACE JACKASS SHIT GRINGO JERK OFF DICKHEAD SEMEN YOU SUCK BALLS RAT'S COCK DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN POMMIE BITCH DAMMIT GOOK [expletive deleted] ASSHAT CHAV FUCK BOOBS PISS WIENER SHITE SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS POLAK COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER DAMNED TABERNACLE CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS TWAT BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL ASSHAT NIGGER CRAPPY RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA SHITCUNTING PEDOPHILIA DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE DAMN CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE FUCKER JAP WANK STEVE BALLMER PECKERHEAD GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHINK PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WIGGER BOOBIES pen0r CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOYCOTT VIACOM! MONKEY SHIT JERK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN IT SUCK MY DICK GOBSHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WOP FUCK WALRUS SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO ASS BIG FOOT KIKE MARGARET THATCHER WANKER BOOBS CUNT ASSHOLE COCKSTUFFER ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS FUCK CRAPPY YOU WANKER THONG TASTER FELCHING DAMNED TABERNACLE VILLAGE DUMP SEMEN SHITTY COCK BONER CUNT BONG DOG SHIT FUCKING JUMP! ASSFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMNATION ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT WIENER PORCH MONKEY ASS COON SHITSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA TOTAL I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAPE DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK ALEX TREBEK CUNTYMINTS SPIC PAKI MOCCASINS CRAP JACK OFF SHITE O CANADA MARGARET THATCHER SUGARTITS AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE PISS OFF SHAKOPEE DUMBASS DAMN BITCH FUCKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS COON TAMPON IN MY ASS KAFFIR FUCK TURD CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT LET'S SHIT SEX JUNGLE BUNNY ASSRAPING WANK JENKEM PENIS ON A BUN HO JOHNNY WIENER PRICK FLYING FUCK TURD PRICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE WETBACK SHITHEAD BIGNOSE POWERSHIT CHRISTHUMPER CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE SAGGY TITS PAKI CUNT PUSSY FUCKING A NIGGER WIGGER HELLFIRE HADJI BULLSHIT FUCKTARD GOD DAMN NORTH KOREA DAMNATION PISS OFF DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT COCKSUCKER DONKEY DICK PIECE OF SHIT BELGIUM CONDOMS ASS SON OF A BITCH FRIG SUCK MY COCK FUCK OFF ASSFACE FUCKBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SCUMBAG MALARKY ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT FOUR-EYES PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHAT EDITABLE DYK BIRD SHIT BENCH PRESS BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUCK MY COCK DAMN BONER DAMN IT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS SHITPISSER CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK CUNT BIRD SHIT HELLFUCKER DOUCHETITS JUNGLE BUNNY PISS ARTIST ARSE DAMN CUNT JIZZ TITTYWANK WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN FAG DOUCHEBAG FRIG JACK OFF RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT MOCKIE INBRED ASSFACE BALL SACK PUSSY SHAKOPEE GOAT DICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEDOPHILIA SHITE EMO NIGGER JOHNNY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKSTAIN CRAP CRAPPY ASSHOLE PISS HELL BUKKAKE SHIT REDNECK ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO HELL COCKGOBLIN COMMUNIST DILDO GOOK PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU suck my mothers CHIGGER VAGINA YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TESTICLE CHOKE BIRD SHIT COCK SHITFUCKER STEVE BALLMER NEOPETS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUKKAKE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT FRAK BOOBS DOUCHEBAG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SPANK THE MONKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DELICIOUS CAKE and with the DAMN and his HOMO of girraffes in which FUCKING while reading about ORGASM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PEDOPHILIA