Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITSLINGING'YOU WANKER'SHIT'GO COUNT YOUR DICK'TWAT'BOOBIES'HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FLYING FUCK look at the DAMN IT talk page of this PRICK article for notes or discussion before BALL SACK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HOT GRITS neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden JACKASS SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or FRIG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPMUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TESTICLE CHOKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUGHNUT PUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELLATIO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTYMINTS PEARL NECKLACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOOK utterFUCKance of socially FEWMETS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS television programs to address CHENEY Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK OFF Tourette's is PEDOPHILIA not to be SHITE confused with DICKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random FELCHMONKEY disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS WANKSPLAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [expletive deleted] souvenir shoppes and massive BLOWJOB quantities NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the WIKIPEDIA Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's FIRECROTCH Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to MONKEY'S UNCLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOLLOCKS article MASTURBATION funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOT HEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOLLOCKS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FOUR-EYES Tourrette's sufferers All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy swear. You can OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICK CHICKEN TV, for always focusing on the BUGGER OFF bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main RAT'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITMOUSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK A DUCK knee SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNTBUCKET no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CONDOMS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCUMBAG school for RAT'S COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! manically depressed and BUTT PIRATE commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no CUNT cure, and the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse TWAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPIC perodol" which caused my entire BAD MOTHERFUCKER body to go DAMN numb and CHOAD KISSER basically made it NIGGA! worse than LIKE FATHER LIKE SON it is without the FUCK NUGGET drug.

I am an active member of a SON OF A BITCH tourette syndrome SCROTUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LET'S SHIT the FUCKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "FRAK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PORCUPINE'S BALLS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FELLATIO sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your OSTRICH MY ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really NIPPLES annoys me. I am working towards a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CROTCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHAV, and making fun of a DICKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) BORDER HOPPER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FROG'S FAT ASS time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA SUCKS Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “KOREA LOVER” Wen

P.S. SUGARTITS Regards to Andrew MOCKIE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you VAGINA want to.

As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITHEAD saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHAT and SHITSKIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PRICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITTY BAND WITH 4 RAGHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSRAPING HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How BONER to FAGGOT cure FUCKFACE the FUCKTARD Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INBRED for COCK Tourette's TITTIES Syndrome NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES is CHOAD following I WILL END YOU! these GIVING HEAD rules WIKIPEDIA in KIKE order:

• 1: Avoid CRAPMUNCHER immature POO POO BLOWJOB little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to BASTARD within FAGGOT 10 WIENERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you HELL don't SEX have CRAPMUNCHER this SEX disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER WITH NASTY TACO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GREASER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw NIGNOG!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE PAKI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKER the TOP OF HELL THIS PISS OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK offensive. DELICIOUS CAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CANDY people who try FUCKING JUMP! to battle BALL SACK'REDNECK that tight-ass MALL SANTA 17-year-DIPSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITS it now, but someone said FUCK NUGGET' DICKFACE REDSKIN'JERK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS is a laughing BIGNOSE matter. Plus there GOD DAMMIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BENCH PRESS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKFACE articles BANGKOK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So ASSHOLE that means TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! stop getting mad at the RAGHEAD first part too and ASSHAT talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's POO POO BLOWJOB mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what COCKSTUFFER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FELCHING hi self COON even made a really ORGASM good point. "It's DICKLICK nothing more PISS OFF from a head nod to a BULLCRAP knee tick". FLYING FUCK. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto BELGIUM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGFUCK suffer that MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a SHITPISSER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSCRACK hilarious. If you BIGNOSE Want facts, go on MICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITCUNTING be offended, don't read YOU WANKER the freaking ASSHAT article anyway.

PICKANINNY TENTACLE RAPE FUCK GO HOME AND DIE SHIT SEX ASSCRACK DUMBASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTT-HOLE

VAGINA GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK DYKE TITS FUCKWIT DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FIRECROTCH TACO RAT'S ASS PUSSY DONKEY DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HITLER PISS WANK BOB SAGET MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK JOHN SMILEY FACE LIMEY CAMEL FUCKER MOCCASINS TWISTY VAGINA FUCKWIT FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST TAFFY MOZILLA FIREFOX AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER HADJI SHITE POLESMOKER FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKWIT DOG FUCKER BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS GENITALIA ASS SHAKOPEE NIGGER CUNTSWILLING INBRED CHINK CUNT LAPPER GOD DAMMIT DOODIE HEAD JESSE McCARTNEY CUNTRAG MASTURBATION INVISIBLE! FLYING FUCK SHITE FUCKING ASSFACE ASSCRACK BULLCRAP DAMN GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES QUEEF KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCKHEAD MONKEY SHIT MOCCASINS BELGIUM PISSHOLE DAGO POLACK ASS FASCIST FUDGEPACKER FELLATIO FELLATIO CRACKER BIBLE BASHER VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSRAPING FUCKHEAD GENITALIA FAGGOT TOTAL BITCH HELL FEATURED KIKE TAFFY NAZI PISS ARTIST HONKY YOUTUBE, BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BASTARD CHOAD KISSER WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE FOUR-EYES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YID PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU GOD DAMN FUCK OFF WANKER HELL SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER CHUFF WANKSPLAT JACKASS FUCK OFF AY-AY-AY WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL KILL YOU! JACK OFF BASTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKFUCKFUCK FASHION BUG TUBA FUCK A DUCK CUNT FUCKFACE JENKEM MASTURBATION O CANADA JENKEM CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER OFF POMMIE ASSWIPE CONAN O'BRIAN CONDOMS HONKY BALLS REBECCA BLACK SHITSKIN PEDOPHILIA HELL CHUFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SUITCASE PENIS COON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO DUMBASS POLAK WANK CUNTRAG DYKE FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN FUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER WINDOWS VISTA DICK WANK SAGGY TITS PISSHOLE BUNG-HOLE INBRED WIENER COCK MOCKIE FUCK OFF DOUCHE BEAVER FUCKING JUMP! NECROPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHING DAMN JOHNNY FUCK ASSWIPE SHITE MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHETITS WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT DAMN SHITFUCKER WEHATEMARIO WANK CRAPMUNCHER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE TIBETAN BUDDHISM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ABO TWAT BOB SAGET JERRY HOMO FUCKTARD SHITCUNTING PIECE OF SHIT TITS & DICKS NORTH KOREA NI BOYCOTT VIACOM! P'KANG SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK BASTARD EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG DOUCHING DAMN IT CHIGGER SCROTUM PUSSY PRICK MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN SHITFACE DESU DAMN FEMADOM HO ASSWIPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JAP WHORE SUCK MY COCK FUCKING FLYING FUCK TITS JERRY BOOBIES FUCK DOG FUCKER SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN THONG TASTER GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK PENIS ON A BUN PISSHOLE DAMN DUMBASS MAMA MIA ORGASM CUNT FUCK OFF SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTRAG CRAP FUCKHEAD PISS BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A SOD OFF CHINK SOD SON OF A BITCH TITMOUSE ASSFACE HORSE SHIT O KURWA! WANKSPLAT FUDGEPACKER PISS FUCKER DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE BELLEND I WILL END YOU! BUGGER OFF NIPPLES CUM JACKASS SHIT PENISFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER MOCKIE DIPSHIT PENISFUCK TITTIES 666 DOUCHETITS SHITHEAD JACK OFF BUGFUCK CHIGGER SHITFACE DARTH VADER SHIT DICKHEAD SHITE WETBACK FAGGOT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK NUGGET FELCHMONKEY BANGKOK HOSER PUSSY CHUFF PISS DICKLICK PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING BALL SACK VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER DAMN IT FUCK PISS OFF BUTT PIRATE COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS CUNT BEAVER FUCKHEAD RUSKIE ASS BASTARD BITCH SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CRAP REDSKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER PUSSY NIPPLES NAZI SHITHEAD DIPSHIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS EARS OF CHRIST WIENER HOMO PAKI JERK OFF BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT JACK OFF INBRED I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKSMOKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD BITCH PEDOPHILIA BALLS FUCKING JUMP! ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU DOODIE HEAD TWAT MICK BASTARD CLEMEN HADJI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HORSE SHIT PORCH MONKEY CHRISTHUMPER POMMIE BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK CODEINE IS A QUEER INBRED BITCH CUNTBUCKET BATHING SUIT AREA DOT HEAD CRAPFUCKER FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICK CHICKEN BONG ASSWIPE BEAVER JIZZ WANK DAGO JERK OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SMEG SHITE WETBACK SMEG SCROTUM DAMMIT WANKSPLAT DAMN NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 NEGRO FUCKING FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG ASS LICKER FUCKING A FELCHING DOG FUCKER JACKASS SHIT MACACA GANGBANG POMMIE KAFFIR FIST FUCK LAKE TITICACA FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER SHITE CHOAD COCK BOB SAGET LET'S SHIT LENS CRAFTERS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH [Insert silly non-swear here] HELL ASS BEAVER SOAPY TITWANK NIGGER TITS FUCK SHIT FUCKWIT KRAUT ASSHAT TAMPON IN MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD BALLS SHITCUNTING PAGE BLANKING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SCUMBAG SHIT GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT JAP DICK FUCK YOU REDSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER PUSSYLICKER TOTAL FUCK OFF HIV NEGATIVE FELLATIO ANUSCAKE BOB SAGET URINE-GARGLING CUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FROG SHITTY TWISTY VAGINA COLGATE BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DUMBASS DOUCHE GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH GOD DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE SPIC FROG BITCH O CANADA CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA BALL SACK CHINK suck my mothers SHIT RAGHEAD TITTIES DUMBASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS RAT'S ASS DAMN DICKLICK FEMADOM DOUCHETITS SHITSLIDE DAMN GOATSE JIZZ PRICK BRITNEY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RAT'S ASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DAMNATION KRAUT FUCKING A JENKEM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LET'S SHIT BITCH BOOBS PEARL NECKLACE WANK DUNE COON HELL BUGFUCK CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ARSE ASSHOLE JACK OFF CHINK FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BONER ASS SCROTUM SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TITWANK MARCH OF FLAMES PISS OFF BIRD SHIT FUCK CUNT REDNECK BONER DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RUSTY TROMBONE COCK BANGKOK WIGGER ORGASM ASSHAT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCROTUM HIGH WAGES DICKWAD JERK OFF PISS ARTIST SUITCASE PENIS WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT BONER CHAV DAMN BUKKAKE CUNT SHITE FUCKING JUMP! NAZI FUCKING BITCH DILDO DICKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS ARTIST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK SUCK MY COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING RAT'S ASS CONDOMS SHIT DAMN IT DAMN ASS TOSSER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TAMPONS SHITTY NIGNOG ASSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER DAMN DAMN IT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK SHITHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! RAT'S COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE HENTAI FUCKFACE SHITE CHRIS CHAN WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORANGE TURTLE RECTUM RAIDER VILLAGE DUMP DUNE COON NIHILISM OLD CHRIST OF A SHIT PEARL NECKLACE TOURETTE'S IS FUN CUNT TOSSER JOHN ELWAY WIENER ABO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTRAG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUCHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT INBRED CONAN O'BRIAN ASSHOLE CHUFF DOODIE HEAD INBRED TITMOUSE CUNTRAG THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAGO FRIG BASTARD WANK AY-AY-AY BULLCRAP BASKETBALL POOPY GANGBANG DYKE DAMN CRAPMUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOATSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK OFF DEMOCRACY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DUNE COON BIRD SHIT WANK BLOWJOB FUCK CRAPPY SHIT SHITPISSER O CANADA BUGGER OFF SEMEN CROTCH LOLCAT HONKY NEGRO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT GOBSHITE NIGGER NECROPHILIA SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER DICKLICK ASSWIPE NEGRO POTTYMOUTH EAT MY SHIT! CUNNILINGUS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKER FELLATIO HELL NIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSRAPING SON OF A BITCH HELL DOUCHING ANUSCAKE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT GO HOME AND DIE FUCK YOU DICKFACE DOUCHEBAG CHENEY CLUSTERFUCK ASS MAMA MIA FIST FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CRACKER CUNT NIGGER DOM DeLUISE TWISTY VAGINA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAPE ASS PEDOPHILIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS BULLCRAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKFACE GENITALIA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN TITWANK BORDER HOPPER DUNE COON COCKSUCKER FUCK OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHINK HELL BIGNOSE POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMMIT BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER WARNER MUSIC GROUP NORTH KOREA NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER HOMO HOLY DUMB FUCK BULLCRAP DILDO FELCHING SMILES ASS FUCK PISS COCKSHITTER FAGGOT BEAVER WIKIPEDIA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FRIG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS SHIT KRAUT ASS CLEMEN NEGRO RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT YID SCUMBAG RECTUM RAIDER PUNANI FUCKFACE DIPSHIT FELLATIO TITWANK WOODPECKERSHIT LAKE TITICACA COCKSMOKER BALLS SHIT WALRUS SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE STRAWBERRY ASS ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FROG CRAPMUNCHER DAMN FIRECROTCH SHIT CUNT WANK HOSER SHITTY JACKASS FEMADOM PISS OFF SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS FASCIST CUM FENCE JUMPER TITS VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS BITCH BORDER HOPPER FLYING FUCK WIGGER I AM CORNHOLIO! PUNANI JUNGLE BUNNY WOP CUNT BOLLOCKS SEMEN SHITSKIN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER TITTIES VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBAG SHITTY SHITHEAD POLAK PICKANINNY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GANGBANG WARNER MUSIC GROUP ANAL CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE ASS TITMOUSE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKBAG SHITSLIDE COON BOOBS NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT PENISFUCK FUCKING SAGGY TITS ABO KNOBJOCKEY BALL SACK INJUN INJUN QUEEF EPIDIDYMIS TAMPONS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER HOT GRITS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OFF TITS DOM DeLUISE FUCK OFF JENKEM BUTT-HEAD DELICIOUS CAKE SAGGY TITS COCKGOBLIN NIPPLES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSCRACK HEIL HITLER! SIGMUND FREUD DAMN IT TOWELHEAD REDSKIN NIPPLES BITCH CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER THONG TASTER FUCK YOU BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE CLIT WANKER TWAT NORTH KOREA FUCK OFF SHITTY DOUCHING DICK IN A BOX ASSHAT SEX PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER JAP DUMBASS CUNT GOOK BATHING SUIT AREA JIZZ TIMBER NIGGER FELLATIO SHITSLIDE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK SPIC All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy YUKY DOODY ASSCRACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! STEVE BALLMER FASHION BUG TITWANK FUCKING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI PISSHOLE POWERSHIT JACKASS WANK ASS LICKER BELLEND WIKIPEDIA SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK TITWANK CUNTYMINTS BUTT-HEAD BALLS BUTTFUCKER HENTAI MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS CHOAD HOMO MOCCASINS POMMIE RAGHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRIG BITCH MOCCASINS CUNTBUCKET SHITHEAD NAZI PISS OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUTT PIRATE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DONGSHOVER SHIT ANAL MILF JACKASS SHITSKIN BALLS COCK GOD DAMN ASSHAT COMMUNISM IS STUPID WOMEN'S RIGHTS BASTARD SHITTY PORCH MONKEY HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMN ORGASM FUCKER SHITTY HAIL SATAN! POO POO BLOWJOB MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK JACKASS FUCKFACE ABO FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT SCROTUM DICKHEAD WANK SAGGY TITS JACK OFF CRAP ON A STICK INBRED DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POMMIE PISS CHOAD NORTH KOREA SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ PROLES PAKI GO COUNT YOUR DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL CUM ASSHAT FUCKFACE FUCKING A JACKASS HELL NAZI WIGGER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FAGGOT ASS YOU WANKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE DAMN D'OH BEANER SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DICKHEAD NIGGER BASTARD FALUN GONG CHINK PEDOPHILIA HELL FUCKING A ASS FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE JAP HENTAI CHICKEN SHIT FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER ALF CHIGGER BULLSHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JERK OFF TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE DICKHEAD DAGO DOUCHE NAZI BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHENEY ASSHOLE TONY LA RUSSA WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

COCKSMOKER ASS LICKER BONER RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMN PIGFUCKER HOT GRITS POMMIE ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS SHIT JACK OFF CHRISTHUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY ANUSCAKE JOHN SMILEY FACE TITTIES CHIGGER PIG BULLCRAP GOD DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIRD IN THE HOUSE SCROTUM ORGASM FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOWELHEAD JACK OFF FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA JIZZ ASS BOLLOCKS TITTIES KIKE FUCKWIT MILF Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GIVING HEAD and with the CHING CHONG CHINK and his INCEST of girraffes in which O KURWA! while reading about PUSSYLICKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAPE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKER