Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSCRACK'CHING CHONG CHINK'WANK'HELL'CROTCH'SHITBALLS'I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder FELCHMONKEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DYKE, sudden TAMPON IN MY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POTTYMOUTH or CUNTYMINTS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POLAK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUTOFELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may VAGINA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CARPET MUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DUMBASS FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially BUGGER OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NAZI television programs to address DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's is CHRISTHUMPER not to be CLUSTERFUCK confused with PORCH MONKEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random SHITCOCK disorientation, culturally-JAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FAGGOT language, SHITBALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BAT FUCK INSANE TWAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKTARD souvenir shoppes and massive CUM quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A MAMA MIA Polite Note to the FELLATIO Author:

The CLEMEN Tourette's WANK Research Institute was CUNTRAG founded to HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MARGARET THATCHER article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WOP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance [EXPLETIVE].

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAP ON A STICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHENEY Tourrette's sufferers suck my mothers swear. You can SHITTING DICK NIPPLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VENEREAL DISEASE TV, for always focusing on the GANGBANG bad side of a terrible TACO thing.
• The main ORGASM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICK IN A BOX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLIDE knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN IT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLINGING school for PISS OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST sufferers to become CHOAD manically depressed and BONER commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no SCRATCH! GROUNDER! cure, and the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHIGGER tics often have adverse SEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna 30 CASES OF PICKLES perodol" which caused my entire FAG body to go TITS numb and SHITFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than NI it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK YOU tourette syndrome DAMNATION association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! the PORCUPINE'S BALLS public view of Tourettes as a "JACK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for PENIS "hi-jacking" your BUTT PIRATE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY PUNCHER this that really POOPOO annoys me. I am working towards a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I WILL KILL YOU!, and making fun of a DOUCHEBAG horrible disorder is (not) TITS & DICKS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MONKEY SHIT time.

Best SHITBALLS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MASTURBATION” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CULT OF THE DEAD COW in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. CLUSTERFUCK Regards to Andrew CLEMEN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The MICK bastard who wrote this article. You can DIPSHIT punch him if you CHUFF want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUTOFELLATIO saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DYKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI and BOOBIES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) STRAWBERRY ASS BAND WITH 4 TIT SPRINKLES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE! DYKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DYKE'S HOUSE

How COCKSMOKER to WANKSPLAT cure BULLCRAP the POO POO BLOWJOB Tourette's PEDOPHILIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S COCK for Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Tourette's CUNT Syndrome LENS CRAFTERS is SCROTUM following CLEMEN these FUCK YOU rules BOLLOCKS in KRAUT order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK YOU immature FUCKHEAD little CRAP ON A STICK kids,
• 2: Count to NI within DICKHEAD 10 SUCK A BIG DICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PRICK SHITFACE DELICIOUS CAKE nor FUCKING A talk,
• 4: Tell TITS yourself you FLYING RAT'S ASS don't YID have HORSE PENIS this FUCK NUGGET disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FEMADOM WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FASCIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DYKE last straw VENEREAL DISEASE!

I fucking put FLYING FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SNUFF PORN the TOP OF FUCKWIT THIS MALARKY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MAMA MIA offensive. FUCKWIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSFACE people who try LAKE TITICACA to battle MASTURBATION'CLIT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-JAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NICARAGUA it now, but someone said COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS' BOOBIES WANK'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOOK is a laughing JOHNNY matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS Uncyclopedia, there are BALLS articles ALEX TREBEK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MASTURBATION stuff. So PISS OFF MY ASS that means O KURWA! stop getting mad at the AUTOFELLATIO first part too and DOUCHETITS talking about the HELL letter that it's BALLS mocking (what ARSE letter? I don't even know what BALLS the heck you're talking about). Adrian VENEREAL DISEASE hi self VENEREAL DISEASE even made a really HEIL HITLER! good point. "It's CUM nothing more VILLAGE DUMP from a head nod to a TOWELHEAD knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add YOU WANKER onto FELLATIO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't VAGINA suffer that TITS & DICKS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKSMOKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CODEINE IS A QUEER be, because if I were a GENITALIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL FUCKER hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on WOODPECKERSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PORCH MONKEY be offended, don't read BUTT-HEAD the freaking TESTICLE CHOKE article anyway.

DICK TITS BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CHAV ASS LICKER PISSHOLE PUSSY DIPSHIT AY-AY-AY MOZILLA FIREFOX

COMMUNIST DILDO NORTH KOREA FUCKING FUCK YOU BOOBIES JENKEM GRIS BULLCRAP CROTCH JACK OFF CLEMEN ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER INBRED TIMBER NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS WANK BASTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN JENKEM INBRED YOUR MOM ASS BASTARD FLYING FUCK NICARAGUA PISS ARTIST CLEVELAND STEAMER WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD BOB SAGET WOP SOD OFF SHIT OUT OF MY DICK CUNTBUCKET WANK VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK SUCK MY DICK BALLS HELL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALL SACK BASTARD HELLFUCKER CUNTSWILLING CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD SHITE CHOAD WANK CUM GENITALIA FUCK YOU ARSE ELECTION RAT'S ASS ASS FEWMETS CUNT BEAVER SPUNK PISS JOHN ELWAY BEANER BENSON SUCKS FUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE LET'S SHIT SOD RUSKIE TWAT BIRD SHIT FUCKER FUCK YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK JENKEM [Insert swear here] FUCKER DOUCHEBAG CHAV PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY GOBSHITE WANK WHORE NIPPLES BASTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUTT-HEAD BUTT PIRATE WOODPECKERSHIT MICK CUNT ANAL SUCK A BIG DICK GOBSHITE FUCK YOU DAMN ASS INBRED BALL SACK BUTT-HEAD COMMUNIST DILDO PISS ARTIST GOATSE INCEST JERK OFF PICKANINNY BEAVER FUCK YOU FUCK RECTUM RAIDER BITCH GOBSHITE FUCKING SUITCASE PENIS ASS LICKER JENKEM RAT'S ASS BELGIUM ASSCRACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COCK PISSHOLE FENCE JUMPER ORGASM EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG CRAPPY TITTYWANK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES ASS HATE HATE HAT FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM KAFFIR YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF CUNNILINGUS ASSWIPE FAGGOT NAZI POTTYMOUTH SAMUEL L. 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DICKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE DICK I WILL END YOU! CUNTBUCKET VAGINA BLUE PENIS! JAP BUGGER HORSE SHIT WALRUS SHIT WANK COCK SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FALSE BENSON SHITSLINGING ARSE PORCH MONKEY WIENER FUCKING A FRED PHELPS CUNNILINGUS PENIS GOD DAMMIT TRANNY BASTARD ASSCRACK GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOG FUCKER SHITCOCK ORGASM DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTT PIRATE GREASER DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU BLOWJOB ASSFACE CHALICE YOU WANKER ARSE GOD DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITS & DICKS DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKTARD BITCH YID COCK FIST FUCK SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ORGASM PUSSY SOD DAMN RAT'S ASS TITTIES DOT HEAD DOUCHE HONKY WILLY WONKA FUCKFACE TWO-INCH PENIS FELCHMONKEY ASSRAPING I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHE VAGINA MOCCASINS CHIGGER JACKASS PRICK JOHN SMILEY FACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BONG I WILL END YOU! FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITFUCKER ORGASM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK ARSE LGBT RIGHTS INCEST GIVING HEAD ARSEBADGERS NIGNOG DAMN PORCH MONKEY JACKASS SHIT RUSKIE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOZILLA FIREFOX TWAT SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE CUNTSWILLING PRICK BANGKOK TAMPONS DUMBASS FUCK FUCKTARD NAZI TOURETTE'S IS FUN CRAPPY I WILL END YOU! PEARL NECKLACE PENIS CHENEY SUCK MY DICK FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK CLIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WIKIPEDIA RAT'S COCK ASS INBRED CHOAD KISSER DAMMIT SHITHEAD SHITHEAD MALARKY FUCKING BASEBALL BOOBS BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER MOCKIE SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCK HELL RADIO FREE LUNCH SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE ASSHAT BULLSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SNUFF PORN FUCKING BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOOK ASSHAT FUCK CUNT ASS CRAPFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DEVELOPERS! BRUSH MA TEETH INJUN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MOLDY TITS VENEREAL DISEASE HELL PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN INBRED FLYING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! BOB SAGET FUCK ALF FLYING FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAGHEAD TOWELHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WARNER MUSIC GROUP COON JIZZ CONDOMS JACK OFF SHITE DIPSHIT MOCKIE WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER EMO BITCH FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT HORSE PENIS ARSE POOPY NICARAGUA RUSKIE BUTT PIRATE FUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFACE RAT'S ASS SHITE AY-AY-AY EXTRA LONG PENIS FLYING FUCK DICK ASSFACE PEARL NECKLACE GANGBANG ASSFACE TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN [Insert swear here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK BUTT-HEAD AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK DICKWAD BASTARD ASS LICKER BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS SHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER CHOAD SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A DAMN IT JACKASS CRACKER NAZI SHITTY TOWELHEAD DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE SHIT OUT OF MY DICK BIRD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TIT DIRT BUGGER ASS FASCIST INBRED BELGIUM MOCCASINS SHIT TURD DICKWAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCUMBUCKET IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING RAT'S ASS CONAN O'BRIAN SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMN ASSHOLE QUEEF EPIDIDYMIS RECTUM RAIDER MELAMINE DOT HEAD BEAVER INBRED PISS OFF WINDOWS VISTA YOU WANKER BULLSHIT WIENER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GO HOME AND DIE MARCH OF FLAMES P'KANG JERK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX DOT HEAD HORSE PENIS PEEPEE ASSHOLE SEMPRINI FIST FUCK PEARL NECKLACE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY COCK TWISTY VAGINA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHALICE JACKASS SHIT ARSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFUCKER WANKER GRINGO ASSCRACK HELL SMEG HOT GRITS FELLATIO DICKLICK VAGINA JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ VAGINA DICK TITS BAT FUCK INSANE SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER BANGKOK SHITSLINGING SOD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CAMEL FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOOBS SOD NIGGER I WILL END YOU! SHITHEAD COCKSTUFFER SPUNK WIKIPEDIA PENIS DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM FELCHMONKEY BELGIUM PISS OFF NIGGER WILLY WONKA SHAKOPEE RAGHEAD GIVING HEAD FUCK BASTARD BONER PAKI CRAPFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF SHITBALLS GENITALIA TOWELHEAD TWAT GANGBANG FUCKFACE BITCH FUCK CLUSTERFUCK DAMN CUNT BEANER FLYING FUCK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] JOHN ELWAY MARGARET THATCHER PISS FUCKING SHITTY LENS CRAFTERS BUTTFUCKER BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKFACE LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PUSSY and with the GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS and his SHIT of girraffes in which DUMBASS while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FRIG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WIENER