Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD'BITCH'PENISFUCK'SEMEN'FUCKING'JOHN SMILEY FACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL look at the GOD DAMN talk page of this BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA article for notes or discussion before BUTT PIRATE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK MY COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder KAFFIR characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLCRAP, sudden MICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements O CANADA or FRITZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPMUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MARGARET THATCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BELGIUM include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BENSON SUCKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially REBECCA BLACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTTFUCKER television programs to address HADJI Tourette's syndrome.

WANKSPLAT Tourette's is CHOAD KISSER not to be BIRD SHIT confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOOBIES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRAP random YID disorientation, culturally-DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELLEND outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHOAD language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MY COMMUNION WAFER OF WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK CHICKEN souvenir shoppes and massive ANAL quantities WOP of ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:

The DAMMIT Tourette's SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Research Institute was VENEREAL DISEASE founded to DICKHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEARL NECKLACE article RAPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BIRD SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BLUE PENIS! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TOWELHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRACKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of POLACK Tourrette's sufferers MALARKY swear. You can GARBAGE DAY! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NEOPETS TV, for always focusing on the CAMEL JOCKEY bad side of a terrible FUCK YOU thing.
• The main ANAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POLACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S ASS knee BIRD SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PORCH MONKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BEAVER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUDGEPACKER school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS LICKER sufferers to become SCROTUM manically depressed and JESSE McCARTNEY commit GOBSHITE suicide.
• There is no SHUT UP, MEG! cure, and the BOOBS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse COCKGOBLIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HORSE PENIS perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go ASS numb and CHING CHONG CHINK basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOBSHITE it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE tourette syndrome PENIS ON A STICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKHEAD the NIPPLES public view of Tourettes as a "PEDOPHILIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really RECTUM RAIDER annoys me. I am working towards a PRICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FIRECROTCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a KNOBJOCKEY horrible disorder is (not) POMMIE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD time.

Best GOD DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. DAMN IT Regards to Andrew DIPSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can FELCHING punch him if you FROG'S FAT ASS want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SMEG saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my SPUNK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLCRAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LENS CRAFTERS and FROG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ANUSCAKE BAND WITH 4 CLEMEN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLIT HORSE! BULLCRAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLCRAP'S HOUSE

How GOD DAMMIT to CUNT cure COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS the TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKTARD for ASSHOLE Tourette's JAP Syndrome VAGINA is WANK following CONAN O'BRIAN these MOTHERFUCKER rules BOOBS in DILDO order:

• 1: Avoid BONER immature SAGGY TITS little FRAK kids,
• 2: Count to ASSWIPE within SLOPE 10 HORSE SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BALL SACK [EXPLETIVE] JACKASS SHIT nor BLISTERING BARNACLES talk,
• 4: Tell ORANGE TURTLE yourself you ASS don't CRAPFUCKER have 666 this FEWMETS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POLAK WITH NASTY MR WINKLER IS GAY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MONKEY SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLCRAP last straw SLOPE!

I fucking put CRAP' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAGO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF HADJI THIS FIRECROTCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PORCH MONKEY offensive. SHITSKIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRED PHELPS people who try HELLFUCKER to battle PICKANINNY'SHITFACE that tight-ass SHITFUCKER 17-year-ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTRAG it now, but someone said JESSE McCARTNEY' DICKFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL'COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKTARD is a laughing COON matter. Plus there DICKLICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSFACE Uncyclopedia, there are TIT SPRINKLES articles DYKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NORTH KOREA stuff. So TITS that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the WETBACK first part too and SPICY CUNT FUCK talking about the COCKGOBLIN letter that it's SHUT UP, MEG! mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what GYPSY the heck you're talking about). Adrian CENSORSHIP hi self WANKER even made a really BIRD SHIT good point. "It's GOOK nothing more FELLATIO from a head nod to a JIGGABOO knee tick". DUMBASS. Which I'll add CHINK onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ARSEBADGERS suffer that ORGASM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHAKOPEE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHOAD be, because if I were a NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCKSHITTER hilarious. If you LET'S SHIT Want facts, go on TAFFY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll YOU WANKER be offended, don't read BUKKAKE the freaking ASS article anyway.

30 CASES OF PICKLES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PUSSYLICKER BULLSHIT SHITHEAD BUGFUCK NIPPLES ASSFACE LET'S SHIT ASS

PISS FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] HO [Insert silly non-swear here] PENIS GOD DAMN RAPE FUCK CHINK COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT TIT DIRT SHITE FUCKWIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SON OF A BITCH WANKER ASSFACE PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT CUNT CUNT SEX CUNTBUCKET MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHIGGER FEWMETS CRAPMUNCHER SPUNK GOD DAMMIT TALK PAGES DAMN REDNECK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING A POO POO BLOWJOB SUITCASE PENIS SHITTY BUTTFUCKER CUNT TITWANK TAMPON IN MY ASS BRITNEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS ASSHAT BOOBIES CUNT FUCKHEAD INJUN SAMUEL L. 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SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHETITS BALLS ASS LICKER TURD SACRAMENTO FLYING FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK HITLER ASS ANAL MONKEY BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT 666 DIPSHIT DICKFACE SHITFACE SHITE MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT ASSCRACK MOCCASINS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSHAT PRICK CROTCH FUCK BALL SACK suck my mothers DOUCHETITS RUSTY TROMBONE WANK DAMN CRAP ASSFACE GOD DAMN SEX ANAL BUKKAKE DICK [EXPLETIVE] FROG BUGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSRAMMER MONKEY SHIT SHAKOPEE BULLSHIT PICKANINNY TUBA MASTURBATION POLACK FUCKER SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS TOWELHEAD TOSSER ASSWIPE DICKFACE RAGHEAD WANKSPLAT SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT SHIT MONKEY SHIT WANK FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! FAG ARSE PUNANI O CANADA HO ASSCRACK WETBACK POLACK INCEST FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE ABO CUNT COCKSUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JERRY ASS RAT'S ASS POO POO BLOWJOB TACO NORTH KOREA PISSHOLE COCKSMOKER SEX CUNT PUSSY NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK FUCK OFF FUCK LOGJAMMER INCEST WIENER ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE CONDOMS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DUMBASS BULLSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO DOG FUCKER PENIS SCUMBUCKET CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK VAGINA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN SNUFF PORN GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE DOODIE HEAD BUKKAKE SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BALLS HO ABO GOD DAMN TITTYWANK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DAGO GOD DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHAT CLEMEN REDSKIN RAGHEAD FELLATIO SHIT FUCK PISS CONDOMS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NEGRO ASSBANDIT DUNE COON O CANADA DOUCHING SHITHEAD NEGRO POLESMOKER LIMEY FUCKFACE TITWANK DICKFACE PISSHOLE CUNT TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHEBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! SCROTUM YOUR MOM GOOK NAZI EUROIPODS FUCKSTAIN INCEST CROTCH KRAUT EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD BLESS AMERICA TEDDY BEARS SHAKOPEE FUCKING DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK FUCKWIT SHITSKIN PIG BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER DAMN GOD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING DOUCHE NAZI FUCK COON AY-AY-AY WANK HOSER YOU WANKER LOLCAT RUSKIE PENIS GREASER FUCK YOU CUNTYMINTS TESTICLE CHOKE CLUSTERFUCK FRAK MONKEY BALLS PENISBIRD SHITCUNTING RUSTY TROMBONE POOPY GYPSY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE ASS LICKER CHOAD MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER TAFFY BASTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFACE SHIT FUCKTARD ABO ASSRAPING INCEST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MONKEY BALLS HELL RAT'S COCK SHIT SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PAKI COON MOTHERFUCKER ALEX TREBEK SEMEN DAMN NORTH KOREA SAND NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER D'OH PICKANINNY ARSEBADGERS GOOK TUBA ABO BOOBS HOSER DONKEY DICK PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! ASSCRACK [Insert yet another person's name here] SHITCOCK GOBSHITE GREASER FUCKSTAIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POISON IN TOOTHPASTE GANGBANG HELL YUKY DOODY BITCH TITWANK DAMN BUTT PIRATE FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NEGRO DICK TITS DAMNATION AY-AY-AY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NEGRO BASTARD BULLSHIT FUCKING A ORGASM DILDO DOT HEAD KRAUT LIMEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CANNED QUOTE MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK ASS ORGASM suck my mothers ASSRAMMER WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK TITMOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT CUNT FASHION BUG RECTUM RAIDER DAMN CONDOMS FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FLYING FUCK WEHATEMARIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIGNOG DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FAGGOT CRAP ON A STICK SHITE SHITCUNTING HOSER GOOK ORGASM FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YOU SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! BAD MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER TRANNY SHITFACE MALARKY CHOAD ASS GOD DAMMIT DAMN WOP CUM CHOAD PEARL NECKLACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FRITZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO CONAN O'BRIAN JESSE McCARTNEY AMERICA ONLINE CUNT CRAPPER MOCCASINS BEAVER CHINK DICKHEAD HOT GRITS SUNSHINE MOLDY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED PEARL NECKLACE SECOND BALLS WIKIPEDIA INCEST COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS ASSHAT KRAUT GOAT DICK BASTARD HELL FELLATIO SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER TITS SAGGY TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT SCUMBAG CUNT CLEMEN RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD KRAUT DARTH VADER YOU WANKER TITTIES BITCH CUNT WIKIPEDIA SHITE BITCH PISS D'OH CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE ARSE CUNT ASSCRACK KIKE JIGGABOO RAPE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WANK SHITTY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SPUNK WIGGER RAGHEAD WANKER FUCK FUCK SEX ASSFACE DAMN JACKASS SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE TAIWAN FROG'S FAT ASS DICK DICKLICK CHUFF DAMN BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PUSSY JACKASS I WILL KILL YOU! JIZZ DAMNATION CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CRAPPY ASS FELLATIO DAMN CRAPFUCKER CHOAD [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] LENS CRAFTERS FUCKFACE HOSER YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS MOCKIE WANKSPLAT CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER REDSKIN ASS BLOWJOB BLUMPKIN WANKSPLAT JIZZ CHRISTHUMPER TITWANK PENISPENISPENIS!!! BALLS PAKI URINE-GARGLING TITTIES CLIT FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES PASTURE GOBSHITE BASTARD TOSSER FUCKFACE MACACA RAT'S COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASS [EXPLETIVE] WHORE BUGFUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS OFF SHITHEAD PUSSY FIRECROTCH SON OF A BITCH TITTIES CROTCH CRACKER DOUCHE NAZI CHIGGER GOD DAMN NAZI suck my mothers SOD DIPSHIT TRANNY HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! HELL FRAK NAZI BALL SACK FUCKWIT SHITFACE GOD DAMN SPUNK SHITTY SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD SPIC FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF LOLCAT FUCKTARD FRED PHELPS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GANGBANG TITTYWANK MALARKY DUMBASS DOT HEAD RAT'S COCK CROTCH TAMPONS SHITSLIDE CRAPPY HENTAI PUSSYLICKER RAPE HONKY ASSHAT FUCKHEAD DAMN GOATSE SHIT CHOAD DICK SHIT BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER DICK CHICKEN FUCKING A KAFFIR DOUCHE FUCK YOU GOAT DICK DONKEY DICK DICKLICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TIT SPRINKLES FRITZ COCK FUCKER DILDO HELL ASS FUCKSTAIN POLAK OH SHI– CLUSTERFUCK BOOBS MAMA MIA BELLEND DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS BULLSHIT CRAP ON A STICK CUNT FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST FOUR-EYES OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN WIKIPEDIA DOUCHETITS DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER PORCH MONKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FELLATIO FUCK DICKFACE WOP HAIL SATAN! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
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• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See POO POO BLOWJOB also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!