Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PUSSYLICKER'DICKFACE'BITCH'SHIT OUT OF MY DICK'CUNNILINGUS'MACACA'WHORE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden DUMBASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I RAPE WALRUSES! or CUNT CRAPPER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WOODPECKERSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPANK THE MONKEY utterFUCKance of socially TAFFY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSE television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is POKÉMON not to be SPANK THE MONKEY confused with STRAWBERRY ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying YOU WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TESTICLE CHOKE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local P'KANG language, INCEST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NAZI ASSCRACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive FLAMING ASS BADGER quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES POTTYMOUTH garbage.

Darnit.

A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Polite Note to the COCK Author:

The FUCKING A Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER Research Institute was WANKSPLAT founded to BUTT-HOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RUSKIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGNOG article CUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DARTH VADER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of VENEREAL DISEASE Tourrette's sufferers TWAT swear. You can ASS FASCIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NAZI TV, for always focusing on the TAFFY bad side of a terrible SHITFACE thing.
• The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GO HOME AND DIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRENCH TICKLER knee 666 NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FLYING FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTTFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOMEN'S RIGHTS school for DICKFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become REDSKIN manically depressed and SHIT commit BLUMPKIN suicide.
• There is no SHITFACE cure, and the PUNANI drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse MACACA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire HITLER body to go CROTCH numb and CROTCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENIS ON A BUN it is without the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKWIT tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTTFUCKER the HORSE SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am 666 sorry for FENCE JUMPER "hi-jacking" your FRAK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KAFFIR this that really CAMEL JOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a DYKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF A BITCH, and making fun of a POMMIE horrible disorder is (not) GENITALIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING BASEBALL time.

Best CLIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RUSTY TROMBONE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. POMMIE Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The PISSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFACE punch him if you O CANADA want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOATSE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CHING CHONG CHINK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WETBACK and BASTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOD DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITE BAND WITH 4 JIZZ MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE

How GO COUNT YOUR DICK to FUCKSTAIN cure REDSKIN the PISS OFF Tourette's PISS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN IT for FAG Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO Syndrome BUGGER is I'LL RAPE YOU following PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE these BAD MOTHERFUCKER rules MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! in FU SPANG order:

• 1: Avoid MOCCASINS immature SHITFACE little CONDOMS kids,
• 2: Count to BUTTFUCKER within BALL SACK 10 ASSFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GREASER GOD DAMN YOU WANKER nor HONKY talk,
• 4: Tell ASSWIPE yourself you FRIG don't BULLSHIT have pen0r this TRANNY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITSKIN WITH NASTY INBRED DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK OFF last straw TESTICLE CHOKE!

I fucking put JIGGABOO' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S ASS the TOP OF ARSE THIS DICK IN A BOX ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLYING FUCK offensive. I AM CORNHOLIO!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITCUNTING people who try NECROPHILIA to battle TITTYWANK'POLAK that tight-ass KAFFIR 17-year-DICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DARTH VADER it now, but someone said BUTTFUCKER' FELCHING DUMBASS'BUTT PIRATE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing BOOBS matter. Plus there RADIO FREE LUNCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BOLLOCKS Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NI stuff. So NIGGER that means PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and HIGH WAGES talking about the PISS letter that it's SACRAMENTO mocking (what [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] letter? I don't even know what FUCKING BASEBALL the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITHEAD hi self SHITFACE even made a really LENS CRAFTERS good point. "It's MOTHERFUCKER nothing more CUNT CRAPPER from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". ASSCRACK. Which I'll add BASTARD onto NEGRO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I WILL KILL YOU! suffer that SHITSLINGING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TITTIES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ART METAL PRODUCTS be, because if I were a WIKIPEDIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUGGER hilarious. If you BENCH PRESS Want facts, go on SAGGY TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CAMEL JOCKEY be offended, don't read DONGSHOVER the freaking CLEVELAND STEAMER article anyway.

FRAK RICK MORANIS CLEVELAND STEAMER GRIS DICKFACE ABO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACKASS SHIT TITTYWANK FUCKING

CHRISTMAS TREES DYKE SAND NIGGER CHINK JACKASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITFACE HORSE PENIS FUCK FUCKING ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTIES MOZILLA FIREFOX SUCK MY DICK WOODPECKERSHIT GOOK SOD OFF CLIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DAGO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUTT PIRATE DOG FUCKER BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK PISS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE BUGFUCK WANK ASSHAT JERRY SHITE ASS PEARL NECKLACE SHITE FUCK YOU DICK TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BATHING SUIT AREA PEEPEE MONKEY'S UNCLE ABO GOD DAMMIT PECKERHEAD FUCK HELL DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA SHITBALLS NAZI BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHING BALLS GRIS COCKGOBLIN DOUCHE NAZI DAMN FUCK YOU NIGGER FUCKHEAD BUTT-HEAD SHITHEAD GOATSE CUNTSWILLING TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK WIENER SPUNK FRIG SIGMUND FREUD FAG SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK NIGGER ASSFACE COLGATE COCKSHITTER HELL FUCKING A FAGGOT ASSCRACK DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT RANDY TRAVIS ANAL ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS THONG TASTER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TITTYWANK ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT FUCKHEAD BOOBIES TIT SPRINKLES SHITE DAMN IT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WOODPECKERSHIT FELCHING MONKEY'S UNCLE KRAUT BULLSHIT CRAP ON A STICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT CUNTSWILLING GENITALIA CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO MOLDY TITS FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN ORGASM BORDER HOPPER BUNG-HOLE MOLDY TITS PIG SMEG JIGGABOO COCKSUCKER BOOBS YOU WANKER DICKFACE BEAVER GOD DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITCOCK AMERICA ONLINE WANK RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE GOD DAMN SHITE PEEPEE SHIT CUNTRAG GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HELL FUCKSTAIN POMMIE WIENER OPINION FUCKER CRACKER CUM TOSSER SHITE FAG TITS & DICKS FUCK BUGFUCK RANDY TRAVIS FUCKING FUCKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA SPIC DICK CHICKEN DONGSHOVER FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD SHITHEAD AY-AY-AY JERRY FUCKSTAIN NAZI PIG REDSKIN SHITTY BUGGER RAPE FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS JACKASS BULLCRAP TOTAL SHIT CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMMIT GREASER ASSHAT ASS GIVING HEAD SCUMBUCKET FUCK OFF DOUCHETITS JACKASS ASSHOLE BOOBS CUNTRAG DUNE COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIRTY SANCHEZ 666 DOUCHEBAG MAMA MIA FUCK OFF ASSFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIG DICKFACE ASS WIGGER PECKERHEAD CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF I AM CORNHOLIO! HO GARBAGE DAY! TAMPONS TAFFY GRAPE PENIS BLUMPKIN SHITTY JAP FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER SHITSLIDE PISS OFF FUCK FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKFUCKFUCK HUEY P. NEWTON SOD OFF TAFFY SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN NAZI ASSHOLE WIGGER RAT'S COCK DICKFACE FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU LIMEY FUCKWIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! AMERICA'S GREAT! CLEMEN CONDOMS CONAN O'BRIAN PEEPEE PUSSYLICKER HADJI SHIT CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER CAMEL FUCKER FUCK RAT'S ASS BITCH DOUCHE CRAPMUNCHER SEMEN SEMEN BITCH BULLSHIT TIT SPRINKLES AMERICA ONLINE CUNT POMMIE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PEDOPHILIA FUCKING DIPSHIT JERK OFF SIGMUND FREUD FLYING RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS MALL SANTA DAMN CUNT CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER MOCCASINS BOOBS FUCK PUSSY JACKASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT WOP BAT FUCK INSANE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT GARBAGE DAY! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TURD LET'S SHIT BRITAIN BUTTFUCKER FELCHING DOUCHEBAG SHITTY CHAV BENCH PRESS KNOBJOCKEY EMO SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO JENKEM COCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ASSHOLE SAGGY TITS PECKERHEAD SEX SHIT PUSSYLICKER CARPET MUNCHER ABO TAMPONS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD 4CHAN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM D'OH DICKWAD NIGGER CLEMEN PISS UP MY ARSE PAKI BALLS SEX CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTBUCKET FUCKHEAD SCROTUM DAMN AUTOFELLATIO CUNT FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS COON O KURWA! JACKASS CLIT SON OF A BITCH HOMO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER YOU WANKER CRAPPY BRITNEY DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS TITS BALLS SHITBALLS SHITSKIN RAT'S ASS CUM ASS LICKER BUGGER PUSSY FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER DICKWAD PISS OFF MY ASS ASSFACE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN FUCKING FUDGEPACKER SUCK MY DICK BORDER HOPPER SHITE BITCH BITCH WIENER CHALICE FROG CAMEL FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A FUCK CUNT FUCKHEAD DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS FRIG ANAL WANK GOD DAMMIT BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT TURD BUGGER DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD CROTCH COLGATE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK YOU FUCK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM JIGGABOO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS WIENER BUKKAKE ARSE DAMN IT TWAT VAGINA YOU WANKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! AY-AY-AY WANK RAT'S COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST CRAP JIZZ I AM CORNHOLIO! REDNECK SUGARTITS SHIT DICK CHICKEN SHITTY PISS OFF KAFFIR CONAN O'BRIAN TITS & DICKS FRENCH TICKLER TESTICLE CHOKE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHAT GRINGO SHITSLINGING DESU DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PENISBIRD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEX THONG TASTER CUNNILINGUS WANK CLEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL DIPSHIT SUITCASE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT FAGGOT BITCH DILDO DICKFACE FRAK CHOAD KISSER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DYKE ASSWIPE SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCK MONKEY SHIT CHOAD SHITFUCKER SUGARTITS BALLS SHITSLIDE TWAT SHITFACE WILLY WONKA [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST SHITPISSER COCK YOUR MOM WANK TITS PISS AUTOFELLATIO BONER PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF SHITTY NEGRO SUITCASE PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKWIT CRAP TWAT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE FIST FUCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN GARBAGE DAY! CUNT TACO SHITFACE DAMN NAZI FUCKSTAIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUSSYLICKER FUCK YOU ASSFACE BUTT-HOLE TITMOUSE FUCK OFF CLIT FUCK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HEIL HITLER! WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAGHEAD SOD YOU WANKER ASSWIPE BONER HONKY CUNT 666 MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION CLEMEN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DYKE BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH JACKASS POMMIE GANGBANG BUTT PIRATE HORSE PENIS DICK GYPSY JACKASS PEDOPHILIA JACKASS FUCK OFF SHITCOCK DOUCHE NAZI COCK ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING FUCKING SHITCOCK CHICKEN SHIT HENTAI [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER DILDO GRAPE PENIS TITS & DICKS NEOPETS FENCE JUMPER CANNED QUOTES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHUFF 666 GO HOME AND DIE CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER SHITE PORCH MONKEY SHIT CRAPMUNCHER SHITHEAD HELL HELL DICKFACE CHINK WIENER BALLS GOOK ARSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH QUEEF SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKHEAD HEIL HITLER! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNTRAG PUSSYLICKER PUSSYLICKER REDSKIN JERRY CHINK PISS ARTIST GRINGO ASSHAT TOWELHEAD SHIT SHIT PENIS BITCH JIGGABOO GIVING HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS RICK MORANIS ANUSCAKE BUGGER SIGMUND FREUD FALSE BENSON WHORE DIPSHIT DAMN FUCKFACE COLGATE WANK GENITALIA SHITFUCKER FRITZ HELL DICKFACE D'OH RAGHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN TITS SACRAMENTO CHINK FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER DARTH VADER MAMA MIA ASSCRACK MASTURBATION BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER CRAP ALF BITCH FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT SWIMMING POOL [expletive deleted] JACK OFF CLUSTERFUCK HADJI DICKLICK SHIT FUCK YOU OSTRICH MY ASS MONKEY BALLS HELL DILDO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PRICK PECKERHEAD SEX TRANNY DAMN YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER POO POO BLOWJOB FRITZ SHITHEAD SPIC HOT GRITS TESTICLE CHOKE GO HOME AND DIE PENIS PENIS BIRD SHIT MASTURBATION FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER COON FUCKSTAIN SHIT DICKLICK HELLFUCKER CUNT NIGGER PIG D'OH MILF BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF NIGGER TITS GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX NIPPLES SAND NIGGER SON OF A BITCH POOPOO DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN HUEY P. NEWTON DAMN JAP TITTYWANK DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER DUMBASS DAMN BUTT-HEAD PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE TOURETTE'S IS FUN KRAUT FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT TITMOUSE DILDO FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT [EXPLETIVE] BATHING SUIT AREA JOHN ELWAY BALLS BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKHEAD HEIL HITLER! SEX POTTYMOUTH POO POO BLOWJOB HELL pen0r INBRED MOTHERFUCKER GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BULLSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOD DAMN LAKE TITICACA DICK TITWANK JIZZ PRICK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN IT GANGBANG DOUCHEBAG ASSHAT FUCKING ASSHAT PAKI SOD SPUNK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS DIPSHIT TWAT TIMBER NIGGER FUCK FUCK TIT DIRT TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK FELCHING DICKHEAD SHIT DUMBASS TWAT POMMIE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITHEAD CONDOMS PIGFUCKER PECKERHEAD CONDOMS NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOAT DICK BEANER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BLOWJOB CUNT AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS BORDER HOPPER ARSE FIST FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY JACK OFF DOUCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS SHIT DUMBASS CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBAG BITCH BASTARD DOM DeLUISE FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT SHITTY O KURWA! JERRY BASTARD DUMBASS TIT DIRT GOD DAMMIT FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WOODPECKERSHIT GRINGO BIRD SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITBALLS WOODPECKERSHIT BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHIT FAG ARSE MOTHERFUCKER PRICK NECROPHILIA DOUCHEBAG DICK SHITBALLS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSCRACK HOSER I RAPE WALRUSES! BULLSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS DILDO CUNT FUCK SHITE INBRED DAGO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT SHITFUCKER SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DYKE DILDO FUCKSTAIN DILDO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS DOUCHEBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL DILDO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NAZI ASS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HO SEX AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CRAPPY GOATSE PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SIGMUND FREUD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU TOSSER BLUMPKIN DICKLICK CAMEL FUCKER CHINK RAPE WANK NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET [expletive deleted] BIGNOSE LOLCAT FLYING FUCK BUGGER PRICK WOP HOT GRITS SCROTUM JERRY SEMEN PEEPEE BUGFUCK BULLCRAP BAT FUCK INSANE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK FAGGOT DAMN KNOBJOCKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALL SACK BASKETBALL HOOP EAT MY SHIT! BIG FOOT TWAT FAGGOT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOAT DICK ALF SHITE AMERICA ONLINE FUDGEPACKER ASS DYKE CANDY BASTARD PRICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SUCK MY COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS REDSKIN COON JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD ASS MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK TWAT PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD SHITTY BUNG-HOLE SEX SACRAMENTO BUGGER JIGGABOO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS CHOAD KISSER BOLLOCKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON DARTH VADER HELL [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE FASHION BUG CUNT DAMN JIZZ CUNT ASSHOLE DAMN INBRED CONDOMS ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE SON OF A BITCH MONKEY BALLS FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD BIG FOOT REDNECK HELLFUCKER DUMBASS FUCKER BITCH ARSE SHITSLINGING CC PLZ SHITFACE WHITE POWER BIRD SHIT BEAVER MARCH OF FLAMES DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMN CLIT FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE FIRECROTCH MASTURBATION SHITHEAD CROTCH INBRED TITMOUSE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT HOMO ASSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHUFF DIPSHIT PRICK FEMADOM COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HELL BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK WIENER WIGGER DAMN ASSHOLE HADJI ORGASM OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH MICK FUCKSTAIN MALL SANTA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG SUGAR ASS SHITFACE NEGRO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FIST FUCK BIGNOSE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BASTARD MONKEY SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONGSHOVER YID ANAL JIZZ FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS FUCKER CHENEY DONGSHOVER SHIT MONKEY SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EPIDIDYMIS POMMIE JACKASS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITBALLS TOWELHEAD DAMN IT HELL SCROTUM FUCK NUGGET FUCKING BASEBALL FRITZ SEX NECROPHILIA CRAPMUNCHER WHORE CUNTSWILLING HEIL HITLER! AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY SHIT PICKANINNY DONKEY PUNCHER BIRD SHIT BUKKAKE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFUCKER MALARKY FUCK CHINK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS FASCIST BITCH PENIS ON A STICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER FUCKER FAGGOT WANKSPLAT BALL SACK I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH DICKFACE JIGGABOO CRACKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the FUCKING BASEBALL and his NIPPLES of girraffes in which ASSHAT while reading about FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See INJUN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE