Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JAP'PENIS ON A BUN'DONKEY PUNCHER'CAMEL FUCKER'DICK'SHITTY'YOU WANKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or URINE-GARGLING neurochemical FUCK disorder PENISPENISPENIS!!! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHENEY, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOTHERFUCKER or MASTURBATION vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITBALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOAT DICK BOOBS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BONER utterFUCKance of socially SIGMUND FREUD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITMOUSE television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Tourette's is AY-AY-AY not to be DOUCHING confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VENEREAL DISEASE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU WANKER random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFACE language, NICARAGUA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISFUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MILF souvenir shoppes and massive ASSFACE quantities BALLS of ANAL DIABETES PRICK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKWIT Polite Note to the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Author:

The CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's HELL Research Institute was BEAVER founded to PENIS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIENER article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DOUCHING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers PISS ARTIST swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKBAG TV, for always focusing on the JAP bad side of a terrible MARY WHITEHOUSE thing.
• The main BLOWJOB symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LAKE TITICACA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BIRD SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRAPPY knee FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS ARTIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCKSMOKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOSSER school for FROG'S FAT ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become DIPSHIT manically depressed and PEARL NECKLACE commit GANGBANG suicide.
• There is no GOATSE cure, and the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go BALL SACK numb and DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITSKIN it is without the FLYING FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a ANUSCAKE tourette syndrome LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKSTAIN the FUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "TWO-INCH PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEX sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your HITLER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOBSHITE this that really ORGASM annoys me. I am working towards a AUTOFELLATIO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLESMOKER, and making fun of a URINE-GARGLING horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOGHURT CANNON time.

Best AMERICA ONLINE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. PEEPEE Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The GOAT DICK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you PISS ARTIST want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCK saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHENEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTTFUCKER and DOUCHE NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSRAPING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 DICKFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! CHENEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHENEY'S HOUSE

How FUCK to MASTURBATION cure LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD the BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment THONG TASTER for FEMADOM Tourette's DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Syndrome RAT'S COCK is OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH following FLYING FUCK these CUNT rules FROG'S FAT ASS in BUTTFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA immature YOU WANKER little FUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to PISS ARTIST within ASS FASCIST 10 MACACAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE KRAUT nor KIKE talk,
• 4: Tell BULLSHIT yourself you PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS don't FUCK YOU have ASS this PAKI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY GOATSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHENEY last straw FUCKING FUCKFUCKER!

I fucking put RAGHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FAG the TOP OF ALF THIS WOODPECKERSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RAT'S ASS offensive. HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEMEN people who try AUTOFELLATIO to battle FUCK A DUCK'SHITFACE that tight-ass IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 17-year-FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GYPSY it now, but someone said CHENEY' ARSE ASS'SEX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SAGGY TITS is a laughing BUTTFUCKER matter. Plus there FUCKTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WEHATEMARIO Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles CLUSTERFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching VAGINA stuff. So SHITSLIDE that means WANK stop getting mad at the EXTRA LONG PENIS first part too and BIRD SHIT talking about the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE letter that it's WANK mocking (what I'LL RAPE YOU letter? I don't even know what CHOAD KISSER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITCOCK hi self DAMN even made a really SUCK MY DICK good point. "It's YOU WANKER nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a DIRTY SANCHEZ knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add DOG SHIT onto PISS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGNOG suffer that MARGARET THATCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHOLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPICY CUNT FUCK be, because if I were a O KURWA! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NEGRO hilarious. If you PORCH MONKEY Want facts, go on FAGGOT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COON be offended, don't read BUGGER the freaking SHIT article anyway.

YOGHURT CANNON DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKFACE EPIDIDYMIS COCKSHITTER NIGGER TITS SCROTUM NAZI ASS LICKER NEGRO

BUTTFUCKER SHITSKIN DIPSHIT BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT FRITZ GRIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANK ASSFACE CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! LIMEY CUNT THONG TASTER DAMN SCROTUM HELL D'OH BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUDGEPACKER CHENEY BUTT PIRATE BIG FOOT JOHNNY FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JIGGABOO HORSE SHIT DILDO ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MACACA JESSE McCARTNEY SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK DILDO TWAT FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRACKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNTSWILLING BEANER RUSTY TROMBONE DONKEY DICK ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUMBASS TOTAL CHOAD RUSTY TROMBONE INJUN DAMN GYPSY DAMN YID CAPTAIN CRUNCH PUNANI INBRED DICK CHICKEN DAMN INCEST DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! CUM TAMPONS SCROTUM CUNT LAPPER SHITHEAD DICK INJUN WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK A BIG DICK PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION INCEST FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE BOYCOTT VIACOM! OSTRICH MY ASS JACK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK MOCCASINS ARSE TITTIES SON OF A BITCH FASHION BUG DICKWAD DONGSHOVER PRICK FRITZ SHITE DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK SEX SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT MARY WHITEHOUSE JACKASS INCEST Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 666 BLOWJOB WIENER EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS ARTIST GENITALIA CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK RANDY TRAVIS GYPSY PIG SHITFACE FASHION BUG CUNTRAG NECROPHILIA DAMN HELL SACRAMENTO CONDOMS DOODIE HEAD DUMBASS SUGAR I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE RAGHEAD GOBSHITE ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKFACE ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MALL SANTA POLAK ORGASM INJUN FUCKER VAGINA CHAV I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHAKOPEE JIZZ 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD DIPSHIT KRAUT SNUFF PORN HO HORSE PENIS BASTARD BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD NI SHITE NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFUCKER CLIT WALRUS SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BLUE PENIS! NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN URINE-GARGLING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG PIG ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK suck my mothers JAP I AM CORNHOLIO! WHORE SCROTUM NI TWAT FUCK CRAPPY BANGKOK BOB SAGET FUCKER TIT DIRT I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! P'KANG UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK CHIGGER CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCK OFF CRAP ON A STICK SOD OFF [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNT SOD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAT'S COCK PUSSYLICKER DOUCHEBAG AUTOFELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCOCK ANAL EAT MY SHIT! JACKASS ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK OFF MASTURBATION CUNT DILDO BULLSHIT SHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SUCK MY COCK FUCKING NI RAT'S COCK HORSE SHIT PIG TACO PORCH MONKEY ASS POLAK SHITFACE SHITFUCKER MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! INBRED SEX BALL SACK PENIS I LIKE SCHOOL SMEG FENCE JUMPER NEGRO DAMN IT COCKSMOKER SHITFACE SHITTY INJUN SEX PENIS DILDO FUCK RAPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ANAL PENIS AY-AY-AY KU KLUX KLAN PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS suck my mothers NIGGER GOOK BEAVER HONKY COCK WOP CLEMEN FUCKWIT SHIT SOD OFF ORGASM JERK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE BLOWJOB PIECE OF SHIT JOHNNY EMO SMEG LIMEY SHITHEAD PENIS DAMN IT WIENER CUNT ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JACKASS SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS POMMIE TWAT FLYING FUCK AAAAAAAAA! SEX THIS IS SPARTA! ANUSCAKE HADJI JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COCK DAMN VAGINA PENIS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITSLINGING SHIT NIGGER FUCKHEAD I WILL END YOU! FUCK BITCH FUCK NUGGET MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST HELL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITHEAD FUCK FELCHMONKEY JACKASS NIPPLES FUCK OFF DUMBASS DELICIOUS CAKE SPIC SLOPE FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY WIENER ASSCRACK INJUN DELICIOUS CAKE FEMADOM HITLER CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ALEX TREBEK TOTAL ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN HELL FUCKTARD FUCK OFF DICKWAD HONKY NAZI ASS FUCK RIVER CRABS SUCK FUCKWIT FAGGOT EXTRA LONG PENIS FEMADOM DOUCHETITS JACKASS SHITE MOTHERFUCKER POTTYMOUTH PEARL NECKLACE POLAK FUCKING ANAL TITS & DICKS SHITBALLS BUTT PIRATE O CANADA RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD SOD SHIT BEANER TIT SPRINKLES SHIT ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER ARSE POWERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAGO GOD DAMMIT WANK FAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS VAGINA BONG CUNT CRAPPER [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU ANAL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DONKEY PUNCHER FOUR-EYES BUKKAKE FUCKING MACACA BOON FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY 666 DICKLICK TITS PISS UP MY ARSE BITCH DICK SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PISS ARTIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK MILF NIGNOG DICKFACE FUCK YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING WIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK YOU FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK PIG INCEST BIGNOSE SHITE CLEMEN FUCK DOUCHE JIGGABOO FUCKTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! TITS & DICKS NIPPLES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HELL FUCKING BEAVER PISS PENIS ON A BUN PORCH MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO COON JACKASS BRITNEY DAMNED TABERNACLE SHITFACE KIDDY FIDDLER FAG PRICK ADMINS ARE GAY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM KNOBJOCKEY FUCK REDSKIN FUCK OFF MASTURBATION CHRISTHUMPER MARGARET THATCHER COCK COCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE GARBAGE DAY! INCEST LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK SHITTY CLEVELAND STEAMER PISSHOLE SEMEN SHITE DAMN FAG GRAPE PENIS JACKASS SHIT CHOAD NAZI TITTIES DICKHEAD WIGGER CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE O KURWA! TACO D'OH COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POLACK GOD DAMMIT GREASER TIMBER NIGGER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JENKEM POMMIE MARGARET THATCHER HORSE PENIS PICKANINNY MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK FLAMING ASS BADGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKTARD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK A DUCK DAMN ALF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DICK CHICKEN NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE SEX DICK DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER DAMMIT CHINK FUCKFACE CUNT WANKER VAGINA FELLATIO NICARAGUA BALLS CUNT DICKHEAD TRANNY CUNT [Insert swear here] BATHING SUIT AREA SON OF A BITCH COON DOG FUCKER BUGFUCK BITCH BALL SACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LET'S SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUCHING FIRECROTCH ASS BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKING A FAG PISS ASSWIPE ARSE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER TITS NAZI FUCK SHITE TITS CUNT PEDOPHILIA HAIL SATAN! DILDO DONKEY DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS HOMO KIDDY FIDDLER BEAVER MOCCASINS COCK DUMBASS WIGGER SHITTY KIKE SHIT SHITHEAD FRIG BULLSHIT TITTIES YUKY DOODY SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS HELL FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUM SHITTY SEX YUKY DOODY SHIT BOOBIES FUCKFACE DAMN IT CUNTSWILLING BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK SHAKOPEE FUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! GO HOME AND DIE TITWANK DICKWAD EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JERK OFF JIZZ MASTURBATION COON BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA BELGIUM EXTRA LONG PENIS BONER JUMPING JESUS!!! GIVING HEAD PASTURE DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG CLUSTERFUCK DICK TITS DICK CHICKEN WOODPECKERSHIT POOPY SHIT LOGJAMMER BLOWJOB MICK PECKERHEAD POMMIE SHITTY CUNT MALARKY DAMN SHITFACE DAMN CRAP ON A STICK ARSE PISS CAMEL FUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHOAD WANK COON ASSWIPE LOGJAMMER LET'S SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FELLATIO SEMEN RAGHEAD BITCH PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER BITCH FUCKING JUMP! MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE SCROTUM BOOBS MARCH OF FLAMES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT AUTOFELLATIO PENIS ON A STICK I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU JAP ALF COCK FUCK BOB SAGET MASTURBATION PUSSYLICKER TITMOUSE TAFFY WETBACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS REBECCA BLACK SHITFACE FUCK NUGGET PISSHOLE SHIT JACKASS CHINK GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT HIV NEGATIVE SHIT [EXPLETIVE] GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITE PUSSY FELCHMONKEY PEDOPHILIA PISS SHITFUCKER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH FLOWERS GOBSHITE TOSSER SCROTUM PENISFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK CHICKEN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER TITS SHIT JACKASS SNUFF PORN UNITED KINGDOM SEMPRINI YOU WANKER FUCK YOU CUM SHITCOCK POMMIE CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL BOB SAGET FUCK ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS FUCK FUCK OFF BITCH O KURWA! SHITCOCK FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL FUCKER RAPE NIGGER SUGARTITS DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO FUCK FUCKWIT ASS FUCK NUGGET [Insert silly non-swear here] AUTOFELLATIO SHAKOPEE FELLATIO BULLCRAP SPRINKLES FUCKING LENS CRAFTERS TITWANK VAGINA YID CUNT INJUN GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LOGJAMMER ASSHAT POTTYMOUTH BALLS HADJI CLIT YOUR MOM FOUR-EYES FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST KIKE GARBAGE DAY! HOMO CHALICE SHITE BLUE PENIS! DAMN BASTARD RAT'S COCK FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK JIZZ FUCKBAG GARBAGE DAY! SHITE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS TITTYWANK MAMA MIA HOSER GYPSY PISS ARTIST FUCK SHIT HAIL SATAN! SHIT QUEEF FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITTY RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT JACK OFF SHITSLINGING PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT POOPY BEAVER FUCK FUCK SEX SHIT MOSES JACK OFF TITTIES FUDGEPACKER NECROPHILIA HOMO CHOAD FOUR-EYES I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER DIPSHIT EMO CRAP GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK SEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE NIPPLES FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SEX ASSCRACK REDNECK DAMN INBRED COCKSUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU TUBA CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE BLUMPKIN TITS FUCK YOU FUCKWIT FELCHING LAKE TITICACA PISS OFF MY ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SPUNK HELL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY YOGHURT CANNON [EXPLETIVE] CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBIES TITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BULLSHIT PENIS ON A STICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK YOU WANK COCK PEDOPHILIA RAPE CHICKEN FRIES pen0r ASSWIPE PECKERHEAD BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHAT SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER ASSWIPE BUGFUCK HUMAN RIGHTS GOD DAMN SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD YID HEAVEN FRIG URINE-GARGLING FUCK YOU BULLSHIT BALLS BASTARD FUCKTARD INCEST SHIT FRENCH TICKLER TITS & DICKS POLAK FUCKSTAIN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK I'LL RAPE YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUMBASS WANKSPLAT ROSIE O'DONNELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER SHIT BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TENTACLE RAPE HELLFIRE DILDO FUCK TURD CONDOMS JOHNNY CHOAD KISSER HO BLUMPKIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JERK OFF SPIC MONKEY SHIT JACKASS BONER FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST JACKASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK HELLFIRE SHITTY FAGGOT SEMEN DOT HEAD CROTCH BEAVER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SPANK THE MONKEY COCKSMOKER PRICK DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD SHIT JACKASS JAP THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS DUMBASS MALARKY NORTH KOREA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNNILINGUS DEVELOPERS! VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT MONKEY SHIT BUGGER OFF ARSE BLUE PENIS! ORGASM DIPSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY PUNCHER WANKSPLAT CUNNILINGUS CUNT DOUCHING BONER FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JAP FUCKER FELLATIO HOMO BEANER GENITALIA I RAPE WALRUSES! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BEAVER QUEEF ASSWIPE YOU WANKER TWAT SHITBALLS RAGHEAD TIMBER NIGGER RAPE FEMADOM BITCH WANKER NIPPLES FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER SUCK MY COCK BOOBS SPICY CUNT FUCK FELCHMONKEY ASS MICK HELL GENITALIA BIRD SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN DICK CARPET MUNCHER SHITPISSER FAGGOT TITS & DICKS FELLATIO TOTAL OH SHI– CUNT FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SEX DOUCHEBAG FUCKING FUCK YOU SHITFACE HONKY COCK GRINGO TWO-INCH PENIS NIHILISM WOODPECKERSHIT FAG QUEEF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YUKY DOODY and with the FUCKTARD and his ASS of girraffes in which ANUSCAKE while reading about BUKKAKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SONNY BILL WILLIAMS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• [expletive deleted]