Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALLS'HELL'FUCKING'SHITHEAD'EMO'SHIT'SPUNK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ANAL neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP, sudden CUNTRAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GRAPE PENIS or JENKEM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BONER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HOLY DUMB FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FENCE JUMPER JACKASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous OLD CHRIST OF A utterFUCKance of socially PEARL NECKLACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FLAMING ASS BADGER television programs to address DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

ASSCRACK Tourette's is HELL not to be TWAT confused with KIKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NORTH KOREA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NEGRO random 30 CASES OF PICKLES disorientation, culturally-WIENER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOCCASINS language, NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ARSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SAMUEL L. JACKSON souvenir shoppes and massive PEARL NECKLACE quantities WIENER of ANAL DIABETES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the GARBAGE DAY! Author:

The SHITFACE Tourette's MACACA Research Institute was CUNNILINGUS founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FELCHING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! article NECROPHILIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MY ANUS IS BLEEDING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PIGFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTT PIRATE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourrette's sufferers MOCKIE swear. You can DICK IN A BOX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible RAGHEAD thing.
• The main TWISTY VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JACK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHOAD KISSER knee FUCKBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BELLEND no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BEANER school for WOODPECKERSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PEEPEE sufferers to become BUTTFUCKER manically depressed and FUCKING A commit HELL suicide.
• There is no DICK IN A BOX cure, and the PUSSY drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIPSHIT tics often have adverse BELGIUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BAD MOTHERFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire GYPSY body to go BALL SACK numb and GOD DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than TIMBER NIGGER it is without the FLAMING ASS BADGER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK YOU tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "KAFFIR swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CECIL JOHN RHODES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? "hi-jacking" your POLAK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITBALLS this that really FELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK NUGGET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a CLIT horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIRD SHIT time.

Best CAMEL JOCKEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MONKEY SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew PUSSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The BONER bastard who wrote this article. You can MONKEY'S UNCLE punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PENISBIRD saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my [expletive deleted] intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are REBECCA BLACK and CHRISTHUMPER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 AY-AY-AY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACK ABRAMOFF HORSE! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP'S HOUSE

How FUCKHEAD to FROG'S FAT ASS cure POWERSHIT the MALARKY Tourette's FLYING FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for GENITALIA Tourette's HELL Syndrome BLISTERING BARNACLES is DOUCHING following WANKER these SON OF A BITCH rules HOT GRITS in PEEPEE order:

• 1: Avoid CHENEY immature HELL little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to STEVE BALLMER within DOG SHIT 10 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING BASEBALL SHITPISSER ASSFACE nor SOD OFF talk,
• 4: Tell INBRED yourself you FOUR-EYES don't GOD DAMN have RAT'S COCK this SHITHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST WITH NASTY LIMEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SON OF A BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP last straw SHITE!

I fucking put GANGBANG' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF FUCK NUGGET THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JIGGABOO offensive. GRINGO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ABO people who try CUNT to battle RAPE'CRACKER that tight-ass PEARL NECKLACE 17-year-HOMO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find [expletive deleted] it now, but someone said FUCK OFF' JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUGFUCK'RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING QUEEF is a laughing FUCKHEAD matter. Plus there CROTCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTBUCKET Uncyclopedia, there are MARCH OF FLAMES articles ASSBANDIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NI stuff. So JIGGABOO that means FUCKSTAIN stop getting mad at the FUCKHEAD first part too and PISS talking about the BEANER letter that it's PENIS mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self BIGNOSE even made a really MOCCASINS good point. "It's SHITSLINGING nothing more BOLLOCKS from a head nod to a PISSHOLE knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add FUCKER onto BOOBS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DUMBASS suffer that TITTYWANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUCK MY COCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKHEAD hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on HADJI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BALLS be offended, don't read BAD MOTHERFUCKER the freaking NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES article anyway.

BULLSHIT CUNT FOUR-EYES DICKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT POTTYMOUTH BUGFUCK FUCK OFF SHITHEAD

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BUTT PIRATE ANAL TOWELHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICKLICK SOD ASSRAPING BALLS BEANER FUCKBAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES ART METAL PRODUCTS BEANER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KRAUT SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK PUNANI SOD OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHIT DOUCHEBAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIRD SHIT BITCH JIZZ STEVE BALLMER INBRED SPIC FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK DAMN IT PECKERHEAD RECTUM RAIDER PENISBIRD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JIZZ BOLLOCKS ARSE LOLCAT JERRY FUCK ASSWIPE PISS OFF WANK YOU WANKER PUSSY BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITTY GARBAGE DAY! FUCKFACE FU SPANG ASS BUTTFUCKER DOUCHETITS GUMDROPS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY CHRISTHUMPER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD KISSER RAPE BOOBS ASS BEAVER HADJI FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON STEVE BALLMER SHITBALLS ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INBRED POMMIE RAGHEAD HELL FUCK CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD SHITFUCKER EUROIPODS BUGGER OFF O KURWA! RECTUM RAIDER BRITNEY BUTT-HEAD ASSHAT FUCK OFF RECTUM RAIDER FOUR-EYES FUCKTARD RAPE FENCE JUMPER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT SACRAMENTO JUMPING JESUS!!! ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT DICKWAD BELLEND SHITPISSER PIECE OF SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FELLATIO DICKFACE HORSE PENIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOOBS SHITFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BOLLOCKS CUNT FUCK BITCH DOT HEAD BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER HORSE SHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BITCH FUCK NUGGET BALLS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JOY WANK BRUSH MA TEETH TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SCROTUM SHITTY DIPSHIT BELLEND NEGRO PRICK SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MACACA FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM INCEST RAT'S ASS DUMBASS TWAT JACKASS LET'S SHIT TIMBER NIGGER HELL INJUN POLAK JAP FAGGOT MOLDY TITS BUTTFUCKER PRICK DAMN CHENEY TITS & DICKS FUCKING A HELLFUCKER CRACKER SNUFF PORN MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS INJUN TOSSER PISS UP MY ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUITCASE PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SUITCASE PENIS KAFFIR BOOBIES CUNT BITCH CRAP WHORE GIVING HEAD RAPE PEEPEE SCUMBAG HELL TITS CHIGGER SAND NIGGER PUSSY TITTIES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS SHITE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT NIGGER TITS DILDO BELLEND PRICK TOWELHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PUNANI DAMN DAMMIT BITCH ASSCRACK BOOBIES PENISPENISPENIS!!! BAD MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT REBECCA BLACK WANKSPLAT HEIL HITLER! CUNT COCKSHITTER CUNT WINDOWS VISTA RUSTY TROMBONE ASS LICKER REDSKIN FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS HELLFIRE POLACK LET'S SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD PISS OFF FEWMETS TOWELHEAD HORSE PENIS BITCH DAMN DILDO GOBSHITE JACK OFF CHOAD YOU WANKER FUCK ASS PISSHOLE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SAGGY TITS POLAK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITS & DICKS JACKASS SHIT CROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS WIKIPEDIA FRIG CUNT CHINK BASTARD CRAPPY CLIT FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN IT SPANK THE MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE GYPSY ART METAL PRODUCTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCK PEEPEE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE NAZI FEATURED DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK ARSE NECROPHILIA PIG FUCK KIKE FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT ASS FLYING FUCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DICKHEAD ARSE MALARKY GO HOME AND DIE [expletive deleted] TITS DICKHEAD ORGASM FUCKING A SHITFUCKER ORGASM FOUR-EYES CUNT PISSHOLE PEDOPHILIA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB JOHN ELWAY INJUN COCKSHITTER CRAP NIGGER TITS CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE CRACKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ANAL COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NIGGER TITS TITS & DICKS BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES CHAV SHITFACE JAP SHITPISSER POMMIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE INCEST DUMBASS FUCKING ASS FLAMEVIPER DICK TITS DICK IN A BOX LET'S SHIT MICK FRIG TWAT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TITMOUSE JOHNNY WIGGER PRICK EMO CHOAD JOHN SMILEY FACE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA BITCH JACKASS SIGMUND FREUD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JERRY CRAPMUNCHER COCK BUTT PIRATE CUNT DICKFACE 666 DOG SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMN GOBSHITE SHITBALLS BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK FAGGOT YUKKY DOODY JACKASS GOATSE MICK SHITE FUCKBAG BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFACE EPIDIDYMIS MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING JIGGABOO PORCUPINE'S BALLS FOUR-EYES DICKFACE WANK BEAVER RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD CRAP ON A STICK FUCK OFF TAFFY ARSE SHITE CUNT ASSRAPING SHUT UP, MEG! MICK DICK TITS BUKKAKE HELL BASTARD ASSWIPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK TIMBER NIGGER COCK DAGO DOUCHING MICK CRACKER FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH LENS CRAFTERS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BLUMPKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PENISPENISPENIS!!! NI DICK CUNT SCROTUM BUTT PIRATE DILDO SHITFACE NECROPHILIA BONER BUGFUCK ANAL DIABETES SHIT RANDY TRAVIS FUCK NUGGET HONKY SHITFACE ASSBANDIT GOD DAMN BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD SHITE FUCKSTAIN CUNT DILDO FUCK MARGARET THATCHER KIDDY FIDDLER DOG FUCKER SHITE FUCKHEAD DAMN BUGGER COCK NEOPETS BASTARD FIRECROTCH CHOAD SPUNK CUNT DOUCHE NAZI MOTHERFUCKER SHITSKIN PUSSYLICKER GOD BLESS AMERICA CUM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE DICK BASTARD ASSWIPE FEWMETS CARPET MUNCHER FUCKFACE ANUSCAKE QUEEF TITTYWANK CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN FUCK INJUN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CRAPPY GIVING HEAD COON SHITHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD DICKLICK BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHICKEN SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WALRUS SHIT POMMIE SON OF A BITCH JACKASS ASS LICKER GOBSHITE JACK ABRAMOFF BUKKAKE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING A DUMBASS ASS ABO POMMIE DAMMIT FUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES FOUR-EYES I AM CORNHOLIO! JOHNNY DOUCHE HORSE SHIT BOB SAGET KRAUT SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS LICKER CUNNILINGUS JACKASS FRENCH TICKLER NIGNOG FUCK YOU RAPE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE HOLY DUMB FUCK DILDO WANK PENIS DICKLICK RAT'S COCK BASTARD BELLEND AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI EAT MY SHIT! BUGGER PAKI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRICK ASSRAMMER MONKEY'S UNCLE CLUSTER FUCK DIPSHIT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE BITCH YUKKY DOODY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD ASS ASS BOOBIES BAT FUCK INSANE TIBETAN BUDDHISM DICK SCUMBUCKET CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLINGING MALARKY FUCKER PRICK PORCH MONKEY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SHITE GO HOME AND DIE BEAVER FUCKER ASSRAPING SHITFUCKER QUEEF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT BITCH WHORE MOCKIE BENCH PRESS BEAVER SON OF A BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWAT I RAPE WALRUSES! MOLDY TITS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE VAGINA FUCKER JAP DICK CHICKEN NAZI GOBSHITE FUCK CUNTYMINTS CUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YOU JOHN ELWAY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT CUNT FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE WIENER JACKASS SHIT FIST FUCK ANAL JACKASS ASSHAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! HONKY SPIC HEIL HITLER! SCROTUM FEMADOM DOUCHEBAG DOG FUCKER SPUNK TITMOUSE TITTIES DUMBASS BIRD SHIT JERK OFF BONER BASTARD DOODIE HEAD FLYING FUCK RUSKIE DAMN RAGHEAD BITCH TITS AY-AY-AY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN FUCKER BALLS DICKHEAD DYKE REBECCA BLACK SHIT DAMNATION SPIC ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT NAZI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT YOU WANKER DUMBASS RAPE DOUCHE SACRAMENTO CLEMEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING WIKIPEDIA INJUN JOHNNY BENCH PRESS RAGHEAD BALL SACK FUCK A DUCK POOPY DOUCHING KAFFIR FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST BITCH ASSHOLE SHITFACE POTTYMOUTH PRICK WANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER SLOPE DUMBASS BONG PISS ARTIST BORDER HOPPER FRAK NAZI TITS FRED PHELPS WIENER DICK TITS TITS NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN JACKASS CUNTYMINTS CUNT PAKI TITWANK SEX FROG'S FAT ASS ASS suck my mothers SCUMBAG SHITTY SHITE GENITALIA DAMN IT ART METAL PRODUCTS OH SHI– CLUSTER FUCK QUEEF YOU WANKER NEOPETS BULLSHIT GOBSHITE FELLATIO SAMUEL L. JACKSON POLESMOKER ALF I RAPE WALRUSES! DIRTY SANCHEZ PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLIT DAMN IT CHAV NIGGER FIRECROTCH JACKASS SHIT FUCK NUGGET PUNANI POMMIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JAP FUCKSTAIN DICK PRICK O CANADA POOPY GRIS HELL CRAPPY BASTARD CRACKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LOGJAMMER POO POO BLOWJOB INCEST NORTH KOREA ARSEBADGERS FUCK A DUCK URINE-GARGLING CLEVELAND STEAMER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS YOU WANKER SHITSKIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD JERK OFF GRINGO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BALL SACK PORCH MONKEY SHITSKIN TIMBER NIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITHEAD SUITCASE PENIS DIPSHIT BITCH SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH NAZI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JOHNNY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU CUNTRAG CLIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKGOBLIN SCUMBAG CUNTYMINTS TITS AMERICA ONLINE SACRED DAMN ARSE DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! ASSBANDIT YID SCUMBAG CUNTYMINTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSRAPING WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD HELL CONAN O'BRIAN BLUMPKIN GYPSY ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA FUCKER BITCH ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS SUGARTITS BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD LIMEY MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHITHEAD FUCKING A PENISBIRD GANGBANG NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR VAGINA WANKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PENIS ON A STICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK OFF FOUR-EYES COCK TWISTY VAGINA YOU WANKER FELCHMONKEY GOAT DICK DAMN FUCK ASSHAT YUKKY DOODY RAT'S COCK MILF DICK CHICKEN HELLFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS LET'S SHIT PUNANI FUCKER CHIGGER HOMO HELL Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DUMBASS and with the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? and his BUTT PIRATE of girraffes in which SEX while reading about FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HOSER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TWISTY VAGINA

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DOUCHE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITFACE subject. If you do not find it funny PEDOPHILIA, it is probably because you are an INBRED PISSHOLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLEVELAND STEAMER joke loses its humour HELLFIRE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK OFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TOTAL TWAT ASSHAT CRAPPY SHITTY!!!!!I <3 COCK

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