Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHITPISSER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUM article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOATSE neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ANAL, sudden BUTTFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! or TWAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITPISSER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOB SAGET by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN IT utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address FUDGEPACKER Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN IT Tourette's is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! not to be SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH confused with SCUMBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTT PIRATE random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFACE language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUNSHINE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS OFF souvenir shoppes and massive JOHNNY quantities DUNE COON of ANAL DIABETES CHRISTHUMPER garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSFACE Polite Note to the RAT'S ASS Author:

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette's BOB SAGET Research Institute was DOODIE HEAD founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKTARD article IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SUCK MY DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIPPLES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can ASSCRACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the SEMEN bad side of a terrible NIGGER TITS thing.
The main CANNED QUOTE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ORGASM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PORCUPINE'S BALLS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING knee SEX NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHITSLINGING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SOD OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for CUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and CUNTYMINTS commit BANGKOK suicide.
There is no GRINGO cure, and the PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSKIN tics often have adverse CUNNILINGUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RUSTY TROMBONE perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go DICK TITS numb and FUCKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than PORCH MONKEY it is without the COCKSHITTER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome QUEEF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the FUCKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NORTH KOREA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WEHATEMARIO sorry for SAND NIGGER "hi-jacking" your SACRED entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really CRAPFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a HELLFIRE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENISPENISPENIS!!!, and making fun of a ASSWIPE horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DUNE COON time.

Best TITTYWANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. VAGINA Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The FUCKING A bastard who wrote this article. You can JACK OFF punch him if you RAT'S ASS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NAZI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ANAL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITFUCKER and FAGGOT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MONKEY BALLS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PEDOPHILIA BAND WITH 4 MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TIT DIRT HORSE! ANAL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ANAL'S HOUSE

How FLYING FUCK to SHIT cure FROG'S FAT ASS the CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's PISS OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANKSPLAT for WANKER Tourette's ROSIE O'DONNELL Syndrome JACKASS is BAD MOTHERFUCKER following INCEST these DUMBASS rules SNUFF PORN in DAMN order:

1: Avoid SUITCASE PENIS immature CHRIST OF TABERNACLE little KNOBJOCKEY kids,
2: Count to ASSFACE within TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 10 FUCKINGseconds,
3: Do not open your FU SPANG PEARL NECKLACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD nor SCUMBAG talk,
4: Tell LIKE FATHER LIKE SON yourself you DAMMIT don't DIPSHIT have FUCKSTAIN this ALF disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY BOOBS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WEHATEMARIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ANAL last straw WANKER!

I fucking put PORCH MONKEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FEWMETS the TOP OF MOTHERFUCKER THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING A offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNNILINGUS people who try FUCKER to battle CHICKEN SHIT'SHITE that tight-ass FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA 17-year-PENIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITE it now, but someone said CUNTING ASSCRACK' HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS'URINE-GARGLING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ORGASM is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there POLAK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACKASS Uncyclopedia, there are BUGGER articles CHIGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISSHOLE stuff. So ASSWIPE that means SCUMBAG stop getting mad at the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA first part too and CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON talking about the SHITBALLS letter that it's BOON mocking (what COCK letter? I don't even know what PISS the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self CUNT even made a really COCKSUCKER good point. "It's TWAT nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a SHITTY knee tick". YOU WANKER. Which I'll add HOMO onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NORTH KOREA suffer that DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITCOCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BONER be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITE hilarious. If you SCUMBUCKET Want facts, go on TONY LA RUSSA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOM DeLUISE be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking SHITBALLS article anyway.

TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE SHIT SMEG ASS BUKKAKE

ASSWIPE JOHNNY DONKEY PUNCHER I RAPE WALRUSES! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK YOU BASTARD DYKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOON JACKASS PISS ARTIST WHORE SHITCUNTING DILDO FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN HOMO SUCK MY DICK JACKASS SHITE ASSHAT SOD FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN CUNT ASSWIPE FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JERRY FLAMEVIPER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER DAMMIT FELCHING DICK TITS TOSSER MONKEY SHIT GYPSY TENTACLE RAPE POOPY BLOWJOB I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD DAMN IT PRICK BITCH GENITALIA DICKHEAD SHITTY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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BUKKAKE BITCH SHITFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PISS ARTIST PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE CUNTSWILLING ASSWIPE FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NORTH KOREA TITS DUMBASS PISS WANK SHITFUCKER HELL WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT NIGGER DEMOCRACY DONKEY PUNCHER BLOWJOB CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PICKANINNY NEGRO SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK CRAPFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES TITS & DICKS BORDER HOPPER BITCH SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU RAPE JACKASS NORTH KOREA LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POMMIE BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KRAUT INCEST LOLCAT CUNT REDNECK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INBRED RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE MOCCASINS FUCK POLAK SPUNK PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD DAMN GOD DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITSLINGING DILDO SLOPE I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN IT VAGINA LAKE TITICACA FUCK PICKANINNY TRANNY TOSSER FUCKHEAD WIGGER WANK RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT SHITE MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS ARTIST SHIT CONDOMS SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK WANKSPLAT FAG WANKSPLAT RAPE FUCK OFF TWAT POMMIE FUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROG PIECE OF SHIT CHUFF SHIT CROTCH BEAVER KRAUT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WHORE ASSHAT SHIT GOAT DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! VAGINA DYKE STRAWBERRY ASS SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIRTY SANCHEZ DEVELOPERS! FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT DAMN SHITHEAD NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ GYPSY ASS CUNT MOCKIE DIPSHIT FAG [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK COCK FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY ABO FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS GOBSHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES POLESMOKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES [EXPLETIVE] AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING DOUCHEBAG TRANNY CRAPMUNCHER RUSTY TROMBONE ANAL DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD DAMN GOAT DICK DAMN NICARAGUA DARTH VADER DICKLICK SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES DICKFACE FUCKHEAD TAFFY FUCKSTAIN BEAVER FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA NICARAGUA CECIL JOHN RHODES JUNGLE BUNNY SOD YOU WANKER HELL FUCKWIT RANDY TRAVIS COON INJUN PISS ASSRAMMER PIG BOOBIES ASSRAPING BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE SHITFUCKER ASS O CANADA EMO CRACKER HITLER TWAT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSWIPE SLOPE HAIL SATAN! PUSSY JACKASS RAT'S COCK WIGGER TWAT BUTT PIRATE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER DAMN PEDOPHILIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT CUNNILINGUS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SUITCASE PENIS PISS INBRED CHRISTHUMPER BEAVER EPIDIDYMIS CHRISTHUMPER ASS SPUNK JIZZ ASSFACE GYPSY TITS GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT PUSSY JERK OFF LENS CRAFTERS POLACK WHORE ASS BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN BOOBS OH SHI– ASSHOLE BITCH ARSE FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER CHUFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOOK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAND NIGGER FEWMETS PUNANI DAMN DARTH VADER BITCH SHITSLINGING DICKFACE URINE-GARGLING PEARL NECKLACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELLFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACK OFF FUCKWIT CHIGGER INBRED FUCKFACE CRAP JACKASS GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING HENTAI suck my mothers BITCH BOON NAZI TAMPONS DUNE COON CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK WIKIPEDIA LOGJAMMER ASS ASSHAT SHITCOCK BUTT-HEAD CHOAD BELGIUM MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOCCASINS WHORE JERRY FUCK NUGGET JACKASS NECROPHILIA DONKEY PUNCHER KRAUT COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT FELCHING JACKASS SHITPISSER WARNER MUSIC GROUP NICARAGUA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TOSSER DAMN GOBSHITE CARPET MUNCHER JAP SUNSHINE BITCH DICKHEAD RANDY TRAVIS WANK COCKSHITTER FUCKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES ANUSCAKE FELCHING CUNT DAMN NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY RAPE CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CLIT TENTACLE RAPE FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION BLISTERING BARNACLES GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSFACE KNOBJOCKEY NIPPLES I RAPE WALRUSES! TAFFY DICK IN A BOX RAT'S COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGGER OFF SMEG DILDO ASS BULLSHIT WALRUS SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER BOB SAGET MOCKIE DUMBASS BEAVER CHINK TITMOUSE FUCKTARD SHIT PEEPEE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE FUCK FIRECROTCH SCROTUM FUCK OFF NIGGER PUNANI JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN NEGRO SHITE ASSHOLE PISS YOU WANKER SHIT DAMN IT SHITE POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! POMMIE HELLFIRE SHIT TAMPONS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ARSE FIRECROTCH HAIL SATAN! 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CUNTING ASSCRACK JOHNNY DICKHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS TAFFY DAMN IT SHITSKIN DEMOCRACY SEX ASSHAT JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF TAFFY DOT HEAD NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING WIENER MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER NIGGER ASSHAT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR REBECCA BLACK ASSRAPING DOUCHING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT CHRISTHUMPER SHITSLINGING SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NECROPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER DAMMIT POOPOO TITTIES WETBACK SMEG FUCKFACE FUCK DAMN FLYING FUCK JUMPING JESUS!!! BUKKAKE TESTICLE CHOKE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN DAMNATION DOUCHING GRAPE PENIS POMMIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BRITNEY SHITFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT BONG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICKFACE BASTARD NEOPETS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MARGARET THATCHER STEVE BALLMER HONKY CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD KISSER CLIT SPUNK PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS GYPSY FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER MARCH OF FLAMES BRUSH MA TEETH ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD WANKER WIGGER SOD OFF GENITALIA HEIL HITLER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSWIPE TACO PISS CHING CHONG CHINK PIG PUSSY FUCKING BASEBALL JAP DOUCHEBAG WHORE DAMN BOOBIES MASTURBATION WARNER MUSIC GROUP BONER BELGIUM JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHAT ASS DILDO GYPSY WIGGER KAFFIR WANKER WIGGER FUCKING FUCKHEAD ASSHAT POLACK JIGGABOO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I LIKE SCHOOL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BELLEND PISS ARTIST BITCH SHITFUCKER BOB SAGET [expletive deleted] RECTUM RAIDER DICK CUNT SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITHEAD BEAVER BOOBS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EPIDIDYMIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DYKE NIGGER PUNANI HELL FUCKHEAD TRANNY BUGGER DUMBASS SHITPISSER PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS GIVING HEAD CAMEL FUCKER CANNED QUOTE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! TWAT FUCKHEAD CUNT WANK YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD SEX RAGHEAD DICK CHICKEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLUE PENIS! COMMUNIST DILDO BELGIUM OH SHI– DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE MILF ASS FASCIST ANUSCAKE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKHEAD CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT BALL SACK SOD OFF NIPPLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS KIKE PISS UP MY ARSE CLIT WIENER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK NUGGET SHITFACE FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS INDIA HAS NUKES SCUMBAG SHITFACE JACKASS SUCK MY DICK DAMNATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS PEDOPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL BITCH HELL TITS OH SHI– BUTTFUCKER SUGARTITS DOG SHIT BUTT-HEAD WIENER TOWELHEAD HOMO WANK ASS PORCH MONKEY AUTOFELLATIO BITCH FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSTUFFER WIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN ANAL SHITTY CUNTYMINTS SHITBALLS SHITE SHITSLIDE TITMOUSE RAT'S COCK YUKY DOODY CHICKEN SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY EAT MY SHIT! PISS HADJI CHICKEN SHIT NI ASS LICKER INBRED SOD FUCKSTAIN BASTARD HELL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK BALLS SPIC BRUSH MA TEETH FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK HELL FAGGOT ASSHAT FUCKFUCKFUCK SEX Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHE and with the ASSFACE and his WANK of girraffes in which GOD DAMMIT while reading about FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is PISS ARTIST funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its GOBSHITE subject. If you do not find it funny WANKSPLAT, it is probably because you are an INBRED TWAT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. COON If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TITTYWANK joke loses its humour I'LL RAPE YOU when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! GOD DAMMIT COCKSMOKER COON FRITZ TAFFY!!!!!I <3 COCK

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