Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITTYWANK neurochemical FUCK disorder ROSIE O'DONNELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHOLE or ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEARL NECKLACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TWAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FLYING FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BASTARD GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially MAMA MIA objectionable words).
ASSHOLE Tourette's is SOD not to be HELL confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TOWELHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POOPY random CLUSTERFUCK disorientation, culturally-RUSKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BAD MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT LIKE A HORSE language, GOAT DICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIKIPEDIA SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PUSSY souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHMONKEY quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES PIG garbage.
Darnit.
A VANDAL Polite Note to the SHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELLFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AUTOFELLATIO article SEMPRINI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TITTYWANK Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMN swear. You can DOUCHEBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PRICK TV, for always focusing on the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
bad side of a terrible POMMIE thing.
- The main FUCKING FUCKFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING RAT'S ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSMOKER knee YID NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for FAGGOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HAIL SATAN! sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and GOD DAMN commit BOOBIES suicide.
- There is no CUNT cure, and the HORSE PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTTFUCKER tics often have adverse ASSRAMMER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WOODPECKERSHIT perodol" which caused my entire FLYING RAT'S ASS body to go QUEEF numb and DONKEY DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS it is without the CAMEL FUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a TIT SPRINKLES tourette syndrome BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TRANNY much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PIG sorry for FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE "hi-jacking" your HITLER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NAZI this that really PEARL NECKLACE annoys me. I am working towards a DONKEY PUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTT-HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRIG, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHEBAG time.
Best HELL regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply
As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BELGIUM degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society TIBET.
Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen
P.S. FENCE JUMPER Regards to Andrew WOP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a CONDOMS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?
Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ARSE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SAND NIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are ART METAL PRODUCTS and IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POLACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MONKEY SHIT BAND WITH 4 CHOAD KISSER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JESSE McCARTNEY HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE
How PRICK to FROG'S FAT ASS cure FRIG the LET'S SHIT Tourette's SUITCASE PENIS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment I WILL KILL YOU! for HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's FUCK Syndrome CUNT is FLAMING ASS BADGER following MOCKIE these DYKE rules MOCCASINS in NIGGER order:
- 1: Avoid FRIG immature SOD little WANK kids,
- 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within PAKI 10 CONDOMSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BIRD SHIT SHITFACE DAMN nor CLUSTERFUCK talk,
- 4: Tell FUCKING A yourself you ASSWIPE don't PISS ARTIST have SHITTY this PISSHOLE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GENITALIA WITH NASTY SUCK MY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK CHICKEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw SLOPE!
I fucking put CROTCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNNILINGUS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at POLAK the TOP OF HELLFUCKER THIS SOD OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHIGGER offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REDSKIN people who try ASSHAT to battle COON'PECKERHEAD that tight-ass TRANNY 17-year-ASS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said SACRAMENTO' JAP BAT FUCK INSANE'CRAPMUNCHER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER is a laughing PRICK matter. Plus there MALARKY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUCK A BIG DICK Uncyclopedia, there are ASSFACE articles GIVING HEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CRAPPY stuff. So GOOK that means BASTARD stop getting mad at the PENIS ON A STICK first part too and HAIL SATAN! talking about the SON OF A BITCH letter that it's BASTARD mocking (what SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH letter? I don't even know what GOD DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE hi self CAMEL FUCKER even made a really COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT good point. "It's AY-AY-AY nothing more MOTHERFUCKER from a head nod to a DOG SHIT knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add BUTT PIRATE onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't [expletive deleted] suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITS be, because if I were a FAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you PENIS ON A BUN Want facts, go on TWAT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHOLE be offended, don't read FUCK OFF the freaking MOCCASINS article anyway.
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WIGGER HELL ARSE BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOOBIES HATE HATE HAT SHIT PUSSY GOD DAMMIT DILDO FUCKING A COCKSHITTER SCROTUM PENIS RAGHEAD RICK MORANIS CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST ORGASM FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT CHOAD FUCKFACE WANK JACKASS RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD DICKHEAD NIPPLES CUNT COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD GANGBANG TOSSER JAP CAUCASIANS BUTTFUCKER DAGO [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DAMN AMERICA ONLINE WANK PISS OFF MY ASS ASSWIPE CUNT GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI DOG FUCKER BONG DICKLICK SLOPE NAZI BOLLOCKS JACKASS SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COLGATE ASSWIPE SHITTY CUNNILINGUS HELL PASTURE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELLFIRE CHOAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TAMPONS SOD OFF ASSHAT SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA LAKE TITICACA GO HOME AND DIE FUCKSTAIN NI WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU ASSHOLE ASS CHIGGER MOCCASINS CUNT SHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD BELLEND FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MOZILLA FIREFOX CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CAMEL FUCKER TOSSER BOLLOCKS PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER DAMN NI BOB SAGET FIRECROTCH PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCK HELL BRITNEY DIPSHIT ASSHAT BELLEND FUCK FROG DONALD RUMSFELD SOD OFF CUNTSWILLING MOCKIE RAT'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT FUCK WINDOWS VISTA ASS LICKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COCK TWAT SHAKOPEE PENIS ON A BUN BOOBIES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL JERK OFF GENITALIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION WANK SHITSKIN WHORE LAKE TITICACA HELLFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK A DUCK ARSE BOOBS PENIS CROTCH BASTARD FELCHMONKEY CLIT FUCKING FUCKING A PISS WOODPECKERSHIT KAFFIR BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive [expletive deleted] and with the CHENEY and his BLOWJOB of girraffes in which NEGRO while reading about BULLCRAP!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DONKEY DICK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PISS OFF MY ASS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is GOD DAMMIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FEWMETS subject. If you do not find it funny GOATSE, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAMMIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BASTARD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAMN joke loses its humour ASS LICKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BUTT-HEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have P'KANG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMMIT ABO JOHNNY BALL SACK!!!!!I <3 COCK |

