Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WIENER'FUCK'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH'SHIT'CLEMEN'SHITSLINGING'MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT look at the MOTHERFUCKER talk page of this PISS OFF article for notes or discussion before SOD OFF editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, sudden BUGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOT HEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BIRD SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPUNK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOG FUCKER CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUMBASS utterFUCKance of socially ASSCRACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAPE television programs to address CUNNILINGUS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKER Tourette's is ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT not to be HELL confused with GOOK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUKKAKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOU WANKER random WIKIPEDIA disorientation, culturally-NIGNOG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NIGGER language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHE ASS FASCIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSE souvenir shoppes and massive FLYING FUCK quantities TURD of ANAL DIABETES 666 garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSWIPE Polite Note to the ART METAL PRODUCTS Author:

The OLD CHRIST OF A Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was JUSTIN BIEBER founded to RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITTIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article BLOWJOB funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPANK THE MONKEY Tourrette's sufferers [Insert swear here] swear. You can FUCKSTAIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the JAP bad side of a terrible SHITTY thing.
• The main POWERSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSEBADGERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOBSHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ART METAL PRODUCTS knee DICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SOD OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNTSWILLING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for ALEX TREBEK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I WILL KILL YOU! sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and NAZI commit DOUCHETITS suicide.
• There is no RUSKIE cure, and the FLYING RAT'S ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse DONGSHOVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHETITS body to go CUNT LAPPER numb and POOPOO basically made it NIGGA! worse than SUCK MY DICK it is without the PEDOPHILIA drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHEBAG the FENCE JUMPER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GRIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for FELLATIO "hi-jacking" your COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOUCHE this that really CUM annoys me. I am working towards a JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! , and making fun of a FUCKING JUMP! horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.

Best FELCHING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MASTURBATION” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. COON Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The JACK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can WIGGER punch him if you SUGARTITS want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSCRACK saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WIENER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOCCASINS and NIPPLES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISSHOLE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SEMEN BAND WITH 4 [expletive deleted] MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHAT HORSE! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST'S HOUSE

How COON to HELL cure POLACK the MOCKIE Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DILDO for DAMMIT Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome WANKSPLAT is FUCKFACE following SHITTY these FUCKWIT rules DOODIE HEAD in SACRAMENTO order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA immature FUCKWIT little BLOWJOB kids,
• 2: Count to DONGSHOVER within DUMBASS 10 COONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN BITCH nor PISS talk,
• 4: Tell GIVING HEAD yourself you SHITFACE don't PIG have HELL this MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY FIST FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST last straw CUNT!

I fucking put CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE I'LL RAPE YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at EPIDIDYMIS the TOP OF GYPSY THIS SPANK THE MONKEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FAGGOT offensive. HEIL HITLER!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try SHIT to battle TURD'FUCKWIT that tight-ass NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES 17-year-MONKEY BALLS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JUNGLE BUNNY it now, but someone said BOYCOTT VIACOM!' SCUMBAG NIGGER TITS'GOBSHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PENISBIRD is a laughing POOPOO matter. Plus there BULLSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are JOHN SMILEY FACE articles JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So TITS that means JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE stop getting mad at the TAMPONS first part too and PENISBIRD talking about the EAT MY SHIT! letter that it's EPIDIDYMIS mocking (what HENTAI letter? I don't even know what FLYING FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ANUSCAKE hi self CUNTRAG even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's GO HOME AND DIE nothing more AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI from a head nod to a RAT'S COCK knee tick". SHITBALLS. Which I'll add LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD onto WIKIPEDIA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JOHN ELWAY suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITBALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PECKERHEAD be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAT'S COCK hilarious. If you TWAT Want facts, go on LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INBRED be offended, don't read ASSCRACK the freaking HELLFUCKER article anyway.

FUCKING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RECTUM RAIDER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD ORGASM SON OF A BITCH DOG SHIT

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JAP TACO SIGMUND FREUD DUNE COON DOUCHETITS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DONKEY DICK HENTAI POTTYMOUTH I'LL RAPE YOU KAFFIR EMO TIT SPRINKLES CLUSTERFUCK SHIT SHITCOCK BUGFUCK BITCH JERK OFF FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WIKIPEDIA OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK A DUCK CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS BALLS COCKSUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANKER BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKER ASS CHICKEN SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY CLUSTERFUCK JUSTIN BIEBER CROTCH SHITHEAD CLEMEN PRICK TWAT SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT GOBSHITE JAP PENIS PISS BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE ASSHAT YOGHURT CANNON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BEAVER WALRUS SHIT FUCKER TURD GOOK TWAT HENTAI SCUMBAG COON TWISTY VAGINA FUCK ASSHAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! KRAUT HELLFIRE VAGINA PISS OFF MY ASS WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NICARAGUA BALLS PORCH MONKEY TITTIES BASTARD PECKERHEAD Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRENCH TICKLER and with the SPICY CUNT FUCK and his HO of girraffes in which FLYING RAT'S ASS while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICKHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITE