Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'CONSENSUS'URINE-GARGLING'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT'LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD'DICKFACE'SLOPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKHEAD, sudden CHIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or YOU SUCK BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOGHURT CANNON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HOMO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROG'S FAT ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCUMBAG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING JUMP! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MY ANUS IS BLEEDING television programs to address GIVING HEAD Tourette's syndrome.

ARSE Tourette's is BUTT PIRATE not to be SCUMBUCKET confused with ASSCRACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying suck my mothers chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JIGGABOO random BUKKAKE disorientation, culturally-CAPTAIN CRUNCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PENIS ON A BUN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FELCHING language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAGHEAD ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSKIN quantities QUEEF of ANAL DIABETES FUCK A DUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The BOOBS Tourette's YOGHURT CANNON Research Institute was TITS founded to FLYING FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PRICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DILDO article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SON OF A BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GANGBANG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE swear. You can NIPPLES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the DUMBASS bad side of a terrible DICKHEAD thing.
• The main SHITPISSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAGO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ROSIE O'DONNELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSUCKER knee DAMN IT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WHITE POWER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITTY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUGFUCK school for MOCCASINS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT sufferers to become FUCKHEAD manically depressed and FUCKING commit JACKASS SHIT suicide.
• There is no TWISTY VAGINA cure, and the POO POO BLOWJOB drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAG tics often have adverse DOUCHETITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! numb and MR WINKLER IS GAY basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK drug.

I am an active member of a NIPPLES tourette syndrome FENCE JUMPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the SHITTY public view of Tourettes as a "DAGO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for TWISTY VAGINA "hi-jacking" your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a FELLATIO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LENS CRAFTERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ANUSCAKE, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) DOUCHETITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHING time.

Best NECROPHILIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LAKE TITICACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMMIT punch him if you BUTTFUCKER want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YOU WANKER and RAT'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BULLSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKGOBLIN BAND WITH 4 GRIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUKKAKE HORSE! DICKHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKHEAD'S HOUSE

How CLEVELAND STEAMER to LIMEY cure MASTURBATION the FUCKER Tourette's DOUCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAGHEAD for ASS Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome ARSE is DOG FUCKER following PUNANI these SHITFUCKER rules DAMN IT in SHITHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid BOOBIES immature CHICKEN SHIT little PENIS kids,
• 2: Count to TACO within DONKEY PUNCHER 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HOMO NIGGER nor CUM talk,
• 4: Tell ORGASM yourself you NORTH KOREA don't NI have PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT this CLUSTERFUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DIPSHIT WITH NASTY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKHEAD last straw BOB SAGET!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE INBRED PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITTING DICK NIPPLES the TOP OF CUNTRAG THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SOD OFF offensive. MALARKY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOZILLA FIREFOX people who try BUNG-HOLE to battle CUNTING ASSCRACK'PENISPENISPENIS!!! that tight-ass MOLDY TITS 17-year-PICKANINNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOATSE it now, but someone said BELLEND' FUCKSTAIN FUCKING'FLYING RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! is a laughing MASTURBATION matter. Plus there ARSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLAMING ASS BADGER Uncyclopedia, there are PISS OFF MY ASS articles CENSORSHIP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK A DUCK stuff. So WOODPECKERSHIT that means HADJI stop getting mad at the DUMBASS first part too and SHIT talking about the GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS letter that it's FUCK mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN IT hi self HAIL SATAN! even made a really DICK CHICKEN good point. "It's PISS nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a BALLS knee tick". JIGGABOO. Which I'll add FUCK YOU onto DOG SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA suffer that POMMIE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHOLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DONKEY DICK be, because if I were a TIMBER NIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BULLSHIT hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WIKIPEDIA be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking DIRTY SANCHEZ article anyway.

FUCK OFF ASSCRACK CHAV SHITE ASSBANDIT COCK FUCKHEAD CRAPPY ARSE DAMN IT

PAKI KAFFIR SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRAP ON A STICK WOODPECKERSHIT HELL DOG FUCKER FRITZ I WILL END YOU! TACO HOMO BALLS WANKER TUBA JOHN ELWAY I AM CORNHOLIO! RAGHEAD SHITE RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING HELLFIRE WANK DILDO ORGASM FUCKING A GOBSHITE CUNT FUCK OFF MILF KNOBJOCKEY BUGGER OFF GRIS FUCK BITCH FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER DOG SHIT MONKEY BALLS CUNT FUCKWIT PEARL NECKLACE TIT SPRINKLES PIGFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD WILLY WONKA PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD GRIS CUM FUCKFACE TITS BULLSHIT JERK OFF HELL COCK FUCKFACE GOATSE CONDOMS ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON VENEREAL DISEASE FASHION BUG SUCK MY DICK KAFFIR BULLSHIT BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK PISS ARTIST [Insert silly non-swear here] DICK BONG SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKHEAD FUCKTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK FENCE JUMPER CHIGGER NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NIGGER SHITFUCKER CUNT MONKEY BALLS P'KANG CRAPPY SHITTY RECTUM RAIDER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING FUCK REDSKIN GREASER FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT DIRTY SANCHEZ PUNANI HADJI SON OF A BITCH ASS CUNT HELLFUCKER FUCK NUGGET BULLSHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUTT PIRATE TITWANK LOLCAT WINDOWS VISTA JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKSTAIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASS FASCIST BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK OFF BELGIUM JOHN SMILEY FACE JACKASS WANKSPLAT HITLER BONER MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNNILINGUS BENCH PRESS DICKLICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST POLESMOKER COCK TWAT FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BIGNOSE PUSSYLICKER O CANADA FUCKTARD pen0r FUCKTARD BEANER DIPSHIT NEGRO SON OF A BITCH DUNE COON ASS FUCK OFF INBRED ASS LICKER HOMO WHORE OH SHI– WHORE SHIT BUGFUCK CLEMEN SMEG SHITSKIN FUCKER BONER BOB SAGET PIGFUCKER ASSFACE NORTH KOREA SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHOLE DAMN IT CHOAD ASSHOLE DAMMIT CUNT YUKY DOODY PUNANI DYKE FUCKTARD YUKY DOODY ASSWIPE FUCK OFF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE SCUMBAG DIPSHIT WIKIPEDIA BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITSLINGING BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMN POMMIE RAT'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS SHITFACE DICKHEAD ORGASM FASHION BUG DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POLAK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YID ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY HELLFUCKER ANUSCAKE HELL CC PLZ Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK TOWELHEAD KAFFIR FENCE JUMPER WHORE O KURWA! MONKEY'S UNCLE BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY DICK PUSSY CUNT CRAPPER TRANNY FUCKING A FROG SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER ABO DICKWAD RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK JACKASS SHIT IT'S OVER 9000! TAMPON IN MY ASS YID VENEREAL DISEASE GENITALIA MILF SACRAMENTO DAMN IT RAT'S ASS SHITSLIDE CRAPMUNCHER BUTT-HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD FUCK FUCKHEAD DICK THONG TASTER MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK PIG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RUSKIE FUCKER TWAT DICKHEAD BEAVER PISS OFF FUCK OFF FUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK CUNT SHITFACE PISS OFF CUNT SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY JESSE McCARTNEY BULLCRAP GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT WANK DAMN IT COLGATE PEARL NECKLACE HO NAZI BOYCOTT VIACOM! BAD MOTHERFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKTARD TOSSER JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTYMINTS ABO NIGGER PISSHOLE FRIG WANK FUCK ALF ANAL DOT HEAD ASSHAT CLEMEN FUCKING BASTARD DARTH VADER PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT FUCK PENISFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POLACK BRITNEY BRITNEY CLEMEN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY DAMNATION BUTT PIRATE DAMN JACKASS HELL PISS SHITBALLS GENITALIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SEX CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUM SON OF A BITCH TITTIES FUCKWIT ANAL HELL ANAL CHAV DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE KIKE SEX COCK FUCK BOOBIES DAGO CHAV FUCKING HONKY HEIL HITLER! SHITHEAD GRINGO RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN SUGARTITS BULLCRAP WANK FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST TWAT BALLS ASSHOLE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER TAFFY DIPSHIT HENTAI CHICKEN SHIT MAMA MIA TITS POLAK EAT MY SHIT! O KURWA! GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER WANK BRITNEY FUCK NUGGET FUCKER SHIT JACK OFF BITCH TITTIES FELCHMONKEY SCROTUM DICKHEAD CHAV FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK WIKIPEDIA SUITCASE PENIS PIGFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM SHITBALLS DOG SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! INBRED WIENER BASTARD BELLEND FUCKFACE BASTARD DOG FUCKER RIVER CRABS SUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING SEMPRINI PISS UP MY ARSE CRAPFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK CLEVELAND STEAMER TOWELHEAD WHORE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK FAG DYKE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD DYKE WIKIPEDIA SHIT SHIT ASS DICKHEAD FAGGOT BALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKHEAD GRUE RAPE JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT FUCKER BITCH CHOAD FUCKER CC PLZ ASS ASSHAT FUCK YOU MASTURBATION FAGGOT lowercase MOTHERFUCKER DAMN ASS TITTIES MOCKIE YOU WANKER PUNANI DOM DeLUISE WIKIPEDIA WEHATEMARIO GIVING HEAD GANGBANG FUCKING A SLOPE MAMA MIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANKSPLAT QUEEF FUCKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WHITE POWER OSTRICH MY ASS COON FUCKING DAMN LAKE TITICACA PISS OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MICK BONG DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICKHEAD YOU WANKER SAGGY TITS FUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BIGNOSE SHIT HELL DONKEY PUNCHER MALL SANTA DICK CUM TITS & DICKS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD REDSKIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAPE ARSE SHITBALLS SHITE D'OH JACKASS SHIT BUGGER OFF FUCK BONER ASSBANDIT FUCK SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HIGH WAGES PISS OFF HOMO BUGFUCK SUGARTITS DICK TITS FAGGOT DICKHEAD RAGHEAD I WILL END YOU! NIHILISM MARGARET THATCHER RANDY TRAVIS PUNANI TWAT ASSHAT POLACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BEAVER AMERICA ONLINE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH WOP GOOK FUCKING A CUNT DICKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA DILDO TWAT SHIT BULLCRAP SHUT UP, MEG! AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK DOT HEAD SHITHEAD CUNT WANK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS FUCK OFF SHITE VAGINA CLEMEN VAGINA SPUNK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WIKIPEDIA BITCH INJUN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM IN SACREMENT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT SCUMBAG WINDOWS VISTA ARSE BLUMPKIN TIT DIRT BITCH suck my mothers MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SCROTUM JOHNNY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL END YOU! LET'S SHIT FEMADOM NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AY-AY-AY SOD OFF FUCKWIT SHIT CUNT SUGARTITS TITTIES NAZI COMMUNION WAFER ANAL DIABETES QUEEF ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BLISTERING BARNACLES CHICKEN SHIT JOHN ELWAY POOPY TITMOUSE YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNNILINGUS FASHION BUG [Insert yet another person's name here] CUNT WANK WANKER CUNTYMINTS PISS DOUCHING MOLDY TITS BLOWJOB BASTARD CHENEY CRACKER SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK BIGNOSE PUNANI JOHN ELWAY WIENER DOUCHING DUMBASS GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS VAGINA LET'S SHIT DAMN IT DICKHEAD ASSFACE SHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ALF BORDER HOPPER POOPOO WANK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANKER ANAL BAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA SHITHEAD NAZI BLOWJOB JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PIGFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE FRENCH TICKLER DIPSHIT BASTARD D'OH DUMBASS PIGFUCKER BRITNEY RAT'S COCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS GRINGO HELL ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS CLIT PUNANI FELCHMONKEY FUCKING A TACO ASS REBECCA BLACK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT COCK HELL BASTARD TIT DIRT FROG'S FAT ASS CRACKER TITMOUSE FUCK MEG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSFACE DYKE LET'S SHIT RAINBOWS WETBACK HELL BASTARD HORSE SHIT MILF RUSKIE PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT SACRAMENTO KIKE PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK INJUN CUNTBUCKET NIGGER SUCK MY DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CLUSTERFUCK O CANADA KIDDY FIDDLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PIGFUCKER VANDALISM IS COOL CHICKEN SHIT ASS FASCIST PUSSY INBRED BITCH HOT GRITS BIG FOOT TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK PEDOPHILIA ALEX TREBEK NAZI SHUT UP, MEG! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY TWAT MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY TOWELHEAD JIZZ PORCH MONKEY FROG ABO SHITE PENISBIRD DUMBASS CROTCH CUM CUNT ASSHOLE SOD NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD HORSE PENIS JIZZ MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMMIT TITS PAKI BUKKAKE DICK TITS HORSE PENIS FELLATIO CUNT HITLER CUNT PEDOPHILIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCUNTING WANKER CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT WETBACK REDSKIN CHICKEN SHIT NORTH KOREA GOD DAMN SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD JACK OFF TIMBER NIGGER FOOTBALL PEDOPHILIA VENEREAL DISEASE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENISFUCK LOLCAT POMMIE HOLY DUMB FUCK POMMIE DAMN NECROPHILIA DARTH VADER COON RAGHEAD HOMO FUCKING ASS BALLS AY-AY-AY RUSKIE FUCKTARD DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK GOAT DICK RANDY TRAVIS ORGASM INCEST HADJI HELL SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LAKE TITICACA DICK CHICKEN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOD DAMMIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PENIS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK FUDGEPACKER CUNT ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEDOPHILIA SHIT GENITALIA TITS AAAAAAAAA! SHITCOCK CUNTBUCKET DOG SHIT CUNT NORTH KOREA POMMIE GOD DAMN RAPE CHAV ORGASM MOLDY TITS YOUR MOM ASS DICK IN A BOX SEX SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE HITLER SHITE COCK DICKFACE GANGBANG DYKE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SAND NIGGER SUCK MY COCK BALL SACK COMMUNIST DILDO SEMEN BELLEND FUCKING TRANNY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON suck my mothers TITS & DICKS POMMIE FUCK OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE MASTURBATION SEX SHITFUCKER WIENER COCK FUCKFACE JUMPING JESUS!!! DOM DeLUISE SHITSLINGING WIGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FEWMETS RUSKIE FUCKER KRAUT SEMPRINI WALRUS SHIT BITCH HONKY WIGGER NIGGER SOD OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP GREASER DYKE MASTURBATION ASS FASCIST SUITCASE PENIS CHRISTHUMPER LIMEY CHICKEN SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS PIGFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS WIKIPEDIA OSTRICH MY ASS ASSBANDIT FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX BOLLOCKS SCUMBUCKET MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK WANK CRAPFUCKER COCKSHITTER ASSHAT FRITZ DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DAMMIT DUMBASS CUNTYMINTS OH SHI– YOU WANKER JACK OFF MOLDY TITS ASSWIPE SHITPISSER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT DAMN PISS DICK CHICKEN ABO FAGGOT BOLLOCKS CHUFF NIGNOG FUCKHEAD POMMIE FUCKHEAD TITS BUTT-HEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER SHITSKIN RAT'S ASS HOSER FUCKER HELL COON SHITE SPIC 30 CASES OF PICKLES SPUNK SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER FUCKING PORCH MONKEY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE [expletive deleted] WANK WANK LENS CRAFTERS BIGNOSE ASSFACE LOLCAT TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE MOLDY TITS RAT'S ASS VAGINA SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG CONDOMS YOU WANKER JACK OFF COCKSUCKER SHITE BITCH RUSKIE SHITFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG TOWELHEAD DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE ASS SHITFACE RUSKIE FLYING FUCK KNOBJOCKEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DILDO ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FEWMETS SHITHEAD REDSKIN ROSIE O'DONNELL PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON FUCKFACE CRAPFUCKER MOLDY TITS CLIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MALL SANTA HELL BOON TITS & DICKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEAVER HORSE SHIT CRAPFUCKER JACKASS POLAK FLYING FUCK DAMN FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH WHERE? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN HORSE SHIT BUGFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE ASS LICKER DOG SHIT GOD DAMN RAPE COCKSTUFFER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YID PIECE OF SHIT HITLER ASSFACE LET'S SHIT REDSKIN RAT'S COCK RANDY TRAVIS POMMIE FRENCH TICKLER BUTTFUCKER CUNT NIGNOG TITTYWANK FELLATIO ASS SPANK THE MONKEY BUKKAKE FUCK YOU FUCK DAMN CUNT CHIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKER CLIT MALARKY BENCH PRESS CHOAD BITCH CHOAD KISSER GOBSHITE YOU WANKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMMIT BASTARD BULLSHIT TOTAL OH SHI– SHITBALLS DAMN SHIT ANUSCAKE CUNT BONER I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASS YOUR MOM STEVE BALLMER SHITSKIN DICKHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER INCEST KRAUT SAND NIGGER DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER HOMO BEANER AY-AY-AY BITCH GARBAGE DAY! SHAKOPEE JACKASS SHITTY DIPSHIT ASSHOLE WILLY WONKA BITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHINK and with the NEGRO and his CLUSTERFUCK of girraffes in which MY ANUS IS BLEEDING while reading about HONKY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POMMIE