Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHAT'JACKASS'ASS LICKER'DICK'SHITE'IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD'PISS UP MY ARSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOAT DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder BRITAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIENER, sudden MILF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PEDOPHILIA or PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FENCE JUMPER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHAKOPEE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TURD FUCKING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICK CHICKEN utterFUCKance of socially BIRD SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MONKEY SHIT television programs to address NECROPHILIA Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is SHITFUCKER not to be BUGFUCK confused with SACRAMENTO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTERFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DONALD RUMSFELD random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-BLOWJOB-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELLEND outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MILF language, INBRED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCKGOBLIN NECROPHILIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAFFY souvenir shoppes and massive DIPSHIT quantities DIRTY SANCHEZ of ANAL DIABETES BUTTFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A WIENER Polite Note to the TITTIES Author:

The IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's PISS Research Institute was 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT founded to SON OF A BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have lowercase Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JERK OFF article VENEREAL DISEASE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLUSTERFUCK Tourrette's sufferers CUNTYMINTS swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIENER TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUNG-HOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee WANKSPLAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FROG'S FAT ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HO school for GRUE RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITTY sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and LOLCAT commit MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! suicide.
• There is no BULLCRAP cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKFACE tics often have adverse DONKEY PUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire BIRD SHIT body to go ASS numb and DIRTY SANCHEZ basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFACE it is without the DICKLICK drug.

I am an active member of a ASSRAMMER tourette syndrome FUCKING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the FUCKTARD public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SCRATCH! GROUNDER! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your ASSHOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really FUCKING JUMP! annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FIRECROTCH, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) BUTT-HEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GRINGO time.

Best TRANNY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MARCH OF FLAMES” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an CHINA SUCKS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing KENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. BUTTFUCKER Regards to Andrew SUCK A BIG DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The STRAWBERRY ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS FASCIST punch him if you BIG FOOT want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WIENER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITFUCKER and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOLLOCKS BAND WITH 4 CAMEL JOCKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKWIT HORSE! WIENER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIENER'S HOUSE

How WANKER to CLIT cure CHICKEN SHIT the RHODESIA Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment EUROIPODS for FUCK Tourette's WANK Syndrome ASS LICKER is GOATSE following CUNT these DOG SHIT rules FUCK YOU in DOUCHE order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature BOOBS little BALL SACK kids,
• 2: Count to GANGBANG within TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 10 ANUSCAKEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS OFF FAGGOT NEGRO nor SAMUEL L. JACKSON talk,
• 4: Tell MONKEY'S UNCLE yourself you SHITFACE don't JESUS FUCKING CHRIST have BIG FOOT this DONKEY DICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY COCKSHITTER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WIENER last straw RAT'S ASS!

I fucking put BOYCOTT VIACOM!' my comment at the TOP OF THE JIZZ PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKWIT the TOP OF BOOBS THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POOPOO people who try MASTURBATION to battle NIPPLES'CUNT that tight-ass SEX 17-year-WIKIPEDIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SON OF A BITCH it now, but someone said ASSCRACK' ASSRAPING JOHNNY'POLESMOKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BIRD SHIT is a laughing DARTH VADER matter. Plus there RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFACE Uncyclopedia, there are BUGFUCK articles 666 about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHAT stuff. So CLIT that means SHIT stop getting mad at the BATHING SUIT AREA first part too and SHIT talking about the SHUT UP, MEG! letter that it's DAMN mocking (what DOUCHE letter? I don't even know what CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAPE hi self ASSHAT even made a really POTTYMOUTH good point. "It's YOU WANKER nothing more FELCHING from a head nod to a CAMEL FUCKER knee tick". DICKHEAD. Which I'll add SHITSLIDE onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ANAL DIABETES hilarious. If you LET'S SHIT Want facts, go on CONDOMS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read SHITSLINGING the freaking JACK ABRAMOFF article anyway.

FUCKFACE CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTT PIRATE FROG AUTOFELLATIO GOAT DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK

FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK BALLS DICK CHICKEN HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS CHIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEX JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK DYKE GOBSHITE NIPPLES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON [expletive deleted] TITS CRACKER CUNNILINGUS FUCK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCK SUGARTITS RUSTY TROMBONE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITE CUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOG FUCKER DAMNATION ASS BITCH YOU WANKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JIGGABOO FUCKFACE DAMN FUCK YOU SHITE JOHN SMILEY FACE POLAK YOU WANKER BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS TITTYWANK BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING ASS FAG BALL SACK DICKWAD SHITTY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITSLINGING CUM CUNTRAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING JUMP! CHAV CHENEY SHIT CUM COON GENITALIA WANK WIENER DOG SHIT ASS FUCKWIT COCKSHITTER PISS OFF CUNT NIGNOG PICKANINNY FUCKHEAD ARSE FIST FUCK D'OH WANK MICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RUSTY TROMBONE HONKY WOODPECKERSHIT WALRUS SHIT DICK DOUCHE INCEST BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU ASS JERK OFF FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN PRICK PISS JESSE McCARTNEY DILDO SCROTUM LIMEY CRACKER STEVE BALLMER WIGGER COON PIG BOLLOCKS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD FAGGOT SUCK MY DICK MARGARET THATCHER FELLATIO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOTAL WIGGER PAKI JOHN ELWAY SHIT DEVELOPERS! BELLEND HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT RAGHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY COLGATE PASTURE NI BITCH FUCKHEAD CLEMEN SHITTY BEANER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTTFUCKER DICKWAD LOGJAMMER SAND NIGGER BENCH PRESS VANDAL FUCKER NIGGER FUCKHEAD TEDDY BEARS BOOBIES NICARAGUA DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS ARTIST BUTT-HEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PUNANI FUCKWIT PISSHOLE FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET BOOBS FELLATIO URINE-GARGLING SHITFUCKER SPUNK TIENANMEN SQUARE FUCK SOD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BASTARD FUCKBAG CANNED QUOTE INCEST MAMA MIA HENTAI KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 D'OH FROG'S FAT ASS CRACKER FAGGOT BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCKER CROTCH BUGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGGER BITCH ASSHOLE DAMN FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA SACRAMENTO SOD DAMN NECROPHILIA BITCH DAMN PIG 666 WIENER DIPSHIT PUSSYLICKER WIENER YID SCUMBAG COMMUNIST DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ SPANK THE MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHOLE BELLEND PRICK PENIS WIGGER YOGHURT CANNON ASS CRAPMUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK OFF JAP PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASSFACE DAGO 666 BITCH GOD DAMMIT GREASER SHITSLINGING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT JERK OFF JACKASS JOHN ELWAY CHINK ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI BALLS BUGFUCK GOOK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING FEWMETS BASTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ALEX TREBEK FIRECROTCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY LIMEY JACK OFF TITS ALEX TREBEK CUNT SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE WHITE RIGHTS SPANK THE MONKEY CUM PRICK DIRTY SANCHEZ MILF MALARKY BASTARD PENIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK SUGARTITS ARSE NEGRO FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD ORGASM SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FROG'S FAT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BOLLOCKS FLAMING ASS BADGER SEX RAT'S COCK HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SMEG FUCK OFF TRANNY FUCKING FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHEBAG FELLATIO 666 THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE LIMEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHE KIKE I AM CORNHOLIO! WILLY WONKA SHITCOCK WANKER PUSSY OSTRICH MY ASS MARGARET THATCHER HORSE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE REBECCA BLACK TAFFY SHITBALLS RAT'S ASS SIGMUND FREUD TITTIES GOD DAMMIT SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! ASSWIPE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIG FOOT FUCK YOU FUCKER HO ASSHOLE CHING CHONG CHINK DUNE COON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SOD FLYING FUCK BASTARD FUCK NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LIKE BUSH SOD OFF ASSFACE WETBACK PISS COON YOUR MOM BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD ASS DICKFACE BUKKAKE YOU WANKER FUCK NUGGET DICKFACE COLGATE QUEEF CUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGNOG BUTT PIRATE [expletive deleted] CROTCH INBRED SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY SHITE CHAV TWAT ASSHOLE URINE-GARGLING FUCKWIT DOUCHING SCROTUM INBRED DICKHEAD VAGINA BULLSHIT SEMEN WOP DAMNATION JACKASS FUCK YOU GYPSY PEDOPHILIA PENIS RAT'S ASS BALLS TAMPONS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITFUCKER suck my mothers SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PORCH MONKEY HELLFIRE RAPE DOG FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON WIENER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITTY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOD BLESS AMERICA PRICK FUCK OFF WANK POMMIE NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HORSE PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASS FUCKTARD YID EAT MY SHIT! PISS OFF FELLATIO NIGGER GOBSHITE THONG TASTER RAT'S COCK OLD CHRIST OF A INJUN FAGGOT QUEEF YOUR MOM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKFACE FUCKING JUMP! COON ANAL DIABETES TITWANK BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY DICK CHIGGER SHITCUNTING FROG BASTARD FUCKHEAD BITCH PENISFUCK TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITSLIDE CRAPPY CROTCH ARSE SHITE DILDO SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PIECE OF SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HO SHITPISSER I RAPE WALRUSES! BUGGER OFF WANK SON OF A BITCH BITCH SEMEN FUCK A DUCK SHITFACE DAMN FUCK OFF SCUMBAG DICK TITS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! LAKE TITICACA POOPY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK BITCH GOD DAMN WANK BELLEND BATMAN & ROBIN AUTOFELLATIO DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIGGER DAMN [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKING JUMP! SHIT PAKI PRICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM NIPPLES PENIS BONER DICK CHICKEN CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS MOCCASINS POLESMOKER PRICK DOUCHE BITCH TIBET PEEPEE SACRAMENTO NI POLAK BITCH ASSHAT PAKI PISS ARTIST HELL ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACK OFF FAG VOTE PENIS ON A BUN CRAPMUNCHER CHENEY CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN SHIT CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE DAMN BASTARD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BOLLOCKS ASS LICKER CHICKEN FRIES ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA SHUT UP, MEG! COCK ASS CRAP WANKER ASSWIPE FELCHING FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ABO ASSWIPE POLAK CUNT HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE TOSSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EUROIPODS YOU WANKER WIENER REBECCA BLACK DICKFACE RICK MORANIS SHIT NIGGER TITS ASSWIPE COON CUM ARSE HELL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNNILINGUS CHUFF SEX FRIG CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLAMEVIPER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIRD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE PEDOPHILIA BASTARD DOT HEAD POLAK DICKLICK DYKE GOAT DICK TOURETTE'S IS FUN PICKANINNY CHENEY NIGGER SHITTY BOOBS FUCKFUCKFUCK TACO O CANADA CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER SHITE PISS BUTT PIRATE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CRAPPER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSHOLE GRIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH BUNG-HOLE PENIS CUNT FELCHING FUCKTARD RAPE PIGFUCKER BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK JACKASS BLUE PENIS! FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKER ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS SHIT DIPSHIT SPIC GRIS MICK GANGBANG I CAN AFFORD FOOD BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING SHITSKIN SHITE FAG DAGO CLUSTERFUCK NORTH KOREA FAG BOLLOCKS WIGGER SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY DICK CUNT DAMN MASTURBATION NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN COCKSHITTER FENCE JUMPER GOBSHITE O KURWA! SCUMBAG TWAT BOOBS PEARL NECKLACE pen0r BUKKAKE ARSE PIECE OF SHIT YUKY DOODY VAGINA RAT'S ASS FRITZ WALRUS SHIT POLESMOKER BELLEND YUKY DOODY POOPY DOUCHEBAG PRICK TRANNY BLOWJOB FROG FU SPANG DOT HEAD VILLAGE DUMP NEGRO JERK OFF WIGGER CODEINE IS A QUEER ASS COON POLESMOKER GANGBANG MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD BASTARD LICK PUSSY BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT MOCCASINS VENEREAL DISEASE JIZZ WANK COCKSUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKWIT BAT FUCK INSANE KAFFIR FUCK JAP SHIT COCK CUNTRAG CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER TOSSER RAPE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU TAFFY JERK OFF CARPET MUNCHER PUSSY BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GRINGO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK YOU URINE-GARGLING DYKE WANK CHIGGER ASSFACE ASSBANDIT COCKSUCKER OH SHI– D'OH FUCKING A SMEG NIPPLES FUCKING JUMP! NIPPLES WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTT-HOLE JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE PAKI I'LL RAPE YOU CANNED QUOTE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POLACK ANUSCAKE SCUMBAG BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS MICK BASTARD JERRY I AM CORNHOLIO! ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] CHOAD HORSE SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRIG PUSSY BASTARD FUCKTARD FUCK A DUCK SHIT BIG FOOT TACO WANK INBRED FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS STEVE BALLMER DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE TACO CROTCH FUCK OFF SHITTY SOD OFF POLAK ASSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT BASTARD BUTTFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN FUCK A DUCK FUCK SHITE FUCKING A HUMAN RIGHTS BIRD SHIT COCKSTUFFER AUTOFELLATIO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTBUCKET TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH WANK SHITFUCKER WANKER ASS NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE SHIT COCKSMOKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT LAPPER POLESMOKER CUNT INBRED SEX CHINK ASS COCKSTUFFER pen0r CUNT CRAPPER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU PAKI LET'S SHIT POLACK PRICK TITTIES [expletive deleted] JACK OFF SEMEN TITTIES CUNTSWILLING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER ASS LICKER SCUMBUCKET AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MILF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DILDO 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DICKFACE BOOBS PISS ARTIST DOUCHEBAG DYKE JESSE McCARTNEY FELCHING DOUCHEBAG JAP YOUR MOM O CANADA YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE JAP SHITSLINGING TITTYWANK FUCKING ANAL DIABETES LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS PENIS ON A BUN JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DILDO WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKTARD HOMO PRICK FUCKBAG FUCK BUGGER ASSFACE TITWANK POLACK GOAT DICK POTTYMOUTH ASS HELL HELL ARSE ASSFACE ASSHAT MOCCASINS PISS ARTIST DAMN FUCKING WANK TWAT POLACK DICKFACE {{USERNAME}} FUCK A DUCK SNUFF PORN RAT'S COCK FUCKING A JACK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE INBRED SHIT DICKHEAD INBRED MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JIZZ ASS LICKER HELLFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY DAMMIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD LENS CRAFTERS BELLEND DILDO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DUNE COON JACKASS O CANADA BUTT-HOLE STUB SEMEN MARGARET THATCHER PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG SPIC PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD SCUMBAG JUNGLE BUNNY DAMNED TABERNACLE BUTTFUCKER SHITE SHITFUCKER PENISBIRD SOD OFF ASSHAT FAG PISS FUCK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITS & DICKS DIPSHIT TITS BUTT PIRATE POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK SOD JACKASS SHIT TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE BUGFUCK TAMPONS FUCK ASSWIPE CUNT PAKI TWAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE O CANADA DOUCHETITS HOMO DUMBASS DICK TITS BIG FOOT JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT LOGJAMMER WANK CUNT CHICKEN FRIES I WILL END YOU! DEVELOPERS! SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BULLSHIT JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKHEAD YID SHITTY WIKIPEDIA TWISTY VAGINA PISS SHIT PIG BENCH PRESS JOHNNY 666 JACKASS PISS ARTIST I WILL KILL YOU! NECROPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT SHITBALLS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AMERICA ONLINE FUCK GOOK CHICKEN FRIES DAMN WIENER BUGFUCK ARSE BRUSH MA TEETH COCK CUNT DICK IN A BOX SOD FUCK SHITSKIN SHIT GOD DAMN INBRED SUCK MY DICK FUCK FUCK NUGGET BOYCOTT VIACOM! FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER POLESMOKER BOOBS BITCH GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK BLOWJOB PRICK PEDOPHILIA FUCKING COCK BUGGER OFF CHOAD WANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BALLS I WILL END YOU! CRACKER FENCE JUMPER SHIT GARBAGE DAY! BITCH FOUR-EYES GOD DAMN ASS CLIT ARSE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TITS FUCK OFF BITCH GENITALIA GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNNILINGUS SHITTY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHITCOCK ORGASM ANAL [Insert swear here] DOUCHE NAZI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WHORE PECKERHEAD DOG SHIT COON COON FIRECROTCH SPIC HENTAI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRAPE PENIS JACKASS PIG BIRD SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DOUCHING DAMN JIZZ TOTAL BUTTFUCKER NICARAGUA BUTTFUCKER POLAK ASSFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BULLCRAP FLYING FUCK SHITBALLS SHITCUNTING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I WILL END YOU! PORCH MONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY BLOWJOB FUCK YOU CLIT SHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOD DAMN CONDOMS REDSKIN ASS TAMPONS VAGINA ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH HOSER I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER CUM P'KANG DOUCHING BUNG-HOLE SHITFACE SPANK THE MONKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TITS & DICKS and with the [Insert swear here] and his 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT of girraffes in which VENEREAL DISEASE while reading about ANAL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SEMEN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCK