Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICK TITS'PIGFUCKER'DOUCHEBAG'FUCKWIT'CLUSTERFUCK'SHITCOCK'DAMNATION Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKWIT look at the SOD talk page of this DOG FUCKER article for notes or discussion before TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or QUEEF neurochemical FUCK disorder WINDOWS VISTA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden WHORE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD or PAKI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BEAVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUSSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIZZ DOUCHE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GENITALIA utterFUCKance of socially DOUGHNUT PUNCHER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BOLLOCKS television programs to address BENCH PRESS Tourette's syndrome.

I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Tourette's is MACACA not to be COCKSUCKER confused with ABO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AUTOFELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SIGMUND FREUD random CUNT disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WOP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNNILINGUS language, WOP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUKKAKE BANGKOK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ANAL souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities BULLSHIT of ANAL DIABETES GRINGO garbage.

Darnit.

A TAMPONS Polite Note to the FUCKSTAIN Author:

The DAMMIT Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT Research Institute was ASS founded to BEAVER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITWANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALL SACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITS Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can LIKE FATHER LIKE SON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITCOCK TV, for always focusing on the DICK bad side of a terrible BIRD SHIT thing.
• The main FLYING RAT'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITWANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HORSE PENIS knee SLOPE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOBSHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for BULLSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become DOUCHING manically depressed and NIPPLES commit WANK suicide.
• There is no FUCK YOU cure, and the CUNTRAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FOOTBALL tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JENKEM perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS numb and REDNECK basically made it NIGGA! worse than TAFFY it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DYKE the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "ORGASM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASS sorry for BRITNEY "hi-jacking" your DOUCHE NAZI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really SAND NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOLLOCKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YID, and making fun of a DONKEY DICK horrible disorder is (not) ASSWIPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK IN A BOX time.

Best GENITALIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As PORTUGAL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The BOOBS bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKHEAD punch him if you SHITSLINGING want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING JUMP! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BRUSH MA TEETH and CUNNILINGUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INJUN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BAND WITH 4 DIPSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How ASSHAT to CRAPPY cure BITCH the SHUT UP, MEG! Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's NAZI Syndrome PISS OFF MY ASS is CROTCH following SHUT UP, MEG! these JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS rules CLUSTERFUCK in PRICK order:

• 1: Avoid WIKIPEDIA immature CLIT little HIV NEGATIVE kids,
• 2: Count to NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES within FUCKING 10 NAZIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHOLE CRAPPY DAMN nor TITS talk,
• 4: Tell COCKSHITTER yourself you TITMOUSE don't GRINGO have I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! this DOUCHETITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESSE McCARTNEY WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw SON OF A BITCH!

I fucking put DESU' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMMIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SUCK MY COCK the TOP OF CRAPMUNCHER THIS AY-AY-AY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be [EXPLETIVE] offensive. PIECE OF SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CRAPMUNCHER people who try WANK to battle FLYING FUCK'BITCH that tight-ass CHIGGER 17-year-MASTURBATION—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NAZI it now, but someone said BOON' MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHRISTHUMPER'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BELGIUM is a laughing FUCKING matter. Plus there MONKEY SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Uncyclopedia, there are SPUNK articles JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YID stuff. So SPIC that means CAMEL JOCKEY stop getting mad at the KAFFIR first part too and BASTARD talking about the YOU WANKER letter that it's SCRATCH! GROUNDER! mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what AMERICA ONLINE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING BASEBALL hi self CLIT even made a really ASSCRACK good point. "It's DARTH VADER nothing more FROG'S FAT ASS from a head nod to a DONKEY PUNCHER knee tick". KIKE. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto CRAPPY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that CUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHAV it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a SHITBALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTBUCKET hilarious. If you [expletive deleted] Want facts, go on GYPSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read CRAPPY the freaking HENTAI article anyway.

DICK TITS FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE JENKEM BOLLOCKS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POTTYMOUTH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS BULLSHIT

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ASSWIPE PIG AY-AY-AY BLESSED DAMN SAINT FASHION BUG DUNE COON DAMN IT PRICK CRAPPY REBECCA BLACK [expletive deleted] DEVELOPERS! FUCKING BASEBALL PENISBIRD BIGNOSE HO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JIGGABOO NIGGER SHITTY SHITSLINGING SEX CRAPFUCKER DOUCHE SHITSLINGING PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD POLACK BASTARD FLYING FUCK MOCKIE TIMBER NIGGER TITS & DICKS ASSCRACK ASSBANDIT RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS BATHING SUIT AREA CLUSTERFUCK RAGHEAD HELL NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO CANDY DICKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUNE COON COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE BITCH FUCKSTAIN TAMPON IN MY ASS PUSSYLICKER INBRED CLIT DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK TACO TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING TOWELHEAD WANK HELLFUCKER BITCH GOD DAMMIT CRAPPY NIPPLES PRICK FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE SUCK MY DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMMIT WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU SHITE TWAT BASTARD WIENER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DILDO CANNED QUOTES BONER TITS & DICKS FUCKING DICKHEAD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? 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CAMEL JOCKEY D'OH BLOWJOB ASSWIPE DAMMIT POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT TOWELHEAD SOD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIPPLES HELLFUCKER MACACA NIHILISM SHITCUNTING BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CAMEL FUCKER DIPSHIT DYKE JACKASS DOUCHING SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GRIS FUCKWIT DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD POOPY SEX GIVING HEAD WIKIPEDIA CHRISTMAS TREES NIGGER TITS CHIGGER MOSES SHIT LIKE A HORSE FLYING FUCK DAMN FUCKWIT HELLFUCKER SUCK MY COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE 30 CASES OF PICKLES SEX POMMIE SHITTY COCKSHITTER CAMEL FUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITBALLS PUSSYLICKER DICK CHICKEN FLAMING ASS BADGER KNOBJOCKEY SOD OFF CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER SHIT SON OF A BITCH BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO SAND NIGGER WANK ASSCRACK TITS JERRY CC PLZ CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK DAGO DEVELOPERS! OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA MALARKY BITCH SHUT UP, MEG! FOUR-EYES SHITHEAD FUCKING CUNT EAT MY SHIT! CHRISTHUMPER FUCK SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ NAZI BATMAN & ROBIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON FIRECROTCH PISS SCUMBAG JACKASS AY-AY-AY INBRED GO HOME AND DIE BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE MASTURBATION WHORE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HO MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER TITS I WILL KILL YOU! THIS IS SPARTA! CUNT GARBAGE DAY! ASS BULLSHIT SCUMBAG DAMN COON DAMN DAMMIT NIGGER REBECCA BLACK FUCKHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITSLINGING SHIT JUMPING JESUS!!! PECKERHEAD SHITFUCKER FELCHMONKEY DAMN IT CRAPMUNCHER JACK OFF SHITHEAD POMMIE GOBSHITE MARGARET THATCHER DICKFACE WOP DICKWAD MILF SHITCUNTING DIRTY SANCHEZ MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BASTARD PISS ARTIST DUMBASS POLAK PIECE OF SHIT DOM DeLUISE NAZI RAPE DILDO BITCH BELGIUM NEGRO MOLDY TITS ABO ASSWIPE WEHATEMARIO BITCH SUITCASE PENIS COCKSHITTER PISS OFF PICKANINNY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A NIGNOG P'KANG [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMMIT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SPUNK COCKSMOKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN IT PISS FUCKSTAIN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS BOOBS GOD DAMN SLOPE DICKLICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKWAD SON OF A BITCH BALLS MACACA SPUNK NECROPHILIA PISS OFF MY ASS SAND NIGGER CHENEY ASSFACE ASSRAMMER FUDGEPACKER HENTAI POOPY DOUCHING DILDO BOLLOCKS DOODIE HEAD HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE BITCH DICK CHICKEN WANK SHITBALLS SHITBALLS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BATHING SUIT AREA CHUFF DOUCHEBAG CRAPFUCKER DOUCHE SHITE JAP SHIT HELLFIRE DICK FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD TAFFY PEEPEE DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKFACE NEOPETS PEACEFUL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ DAMN LET'S SHIT ASS PISS CRAPPY CUNT BULLSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER DOUCHING SHITHEAD MILF MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! DOM DeLUISE BASTARD FUCKING A BLUE PENIS! MAMA MIA WIENER BUTT PIRATE BASTARD suck my mothers ASSHOLE CHIGGER FUCKING THONG TASTER WINDOWS VISTA WANKSPLAT DAMN HELLFIRE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SPIC CUNT ASSFACE DICKLICK RUSKIE RAPE BELLEND JIZZ BOOBIES WOP PRICK ASSFACE SHITFACE GENITALIA WIENER NICARAGUA FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FRIG DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN EMO CUNTBUCKET PEARL NECKLACE WOODPECKERSHIT REDNECK PRICK FREE ELECTIONS FUCKTARD BEAVER YID DILDO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN IT CARPET MUNCHER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ROSIE O'DONNELL [expletive deleted] FELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CLUSTERFUCK KNOBJOCKEY NEGRO ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN IT TOTAL HOLY DUMB FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PIG FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD NIPPLES PENIS ON A STICK CUNT WANK NEGRO CROTCH EMO BATHING SUIT AREA CRAPMUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COON DICKFACE CUNT JOHNNY SHAKOPEE ORGASM WETBACK SLOPE DAMN BITCH YOU WANKER FALSE BENSON GRINGO GRINGO PUSSY JERRY GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK SUITCASE PENIS DONKEY DICK PISSHOLE O CANADA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE FEWMETS CHING CHONG CHINK HELL BULLSHIT JERK OFF ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE MACACA RAGHEAD BENSON SUCKS RAPE CHOAD SPUNK TWAT PIECE OF SHIT TURD FUCK LIMEY PISS BITCH ASSHAT HORSE PENIS CHOAD KISSER PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES [Insert yet another person's name here] I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT PENIS SAND NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BASTARD FUCK HO SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSHAT TOSSER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LET'S SHIT and with the SEX and his RAPE of girraffes in which DOUCHING while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WOP also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHETITS