Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SEMEN'DUNE COON'FUCKSTAIN'EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM'YOU WANKER'FROG'S FAT ASS'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a I WILL KILL YOU! look at the INJUN talk page of this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article for notes or discussion before POMMIE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid IT'S OVER 9000!, sudden BEANER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PEEPEE or GOOK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ABO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITBALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ARSEBADGERS FUCKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous VENEREAL DISEASE utterFUCKance of socially CRACKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address TIMBER NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is MILF not to be FUCK YOU confused with BANGKOK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITE random CUNTRAG disorientation, culturally-PISS ARTIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CAMEL FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VENEREAL DISEASE language, BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PRICK PISS ARTIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities LET'S SHIT of ANAL DIABETES SHITTY garbage.

Darnit.

A FROG'S FAT ASS Polite Note to the CHINK Author:

The BELLEND Tourette's REDSKIN Research Institute was LAKE TITICACA founded to DUMBASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INJUN article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INCEST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SNUFF PORN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YID.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JERK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers CLIT swear. You can DUMBASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK OFF TV, for always focusing on the BONER bad side of a terrible JOHN SMILEY FACE thing.
• The main CRAP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK CHICKEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS FASCIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee DOODIE HEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHING school for GREASER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD manically depressed and BLISTERING BARNACLES commit JAP suicide.
• There is no NIGGER cure, and the CHRISTHUMPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! tics often have adverse O KURWA! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CLEMEN perodol" which caused my entire CUNNILINGUS body to go TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! numb and DICKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS SHIT it is without the DOM DeLUISE drug.

I am an active member of a CLEVELAND STEAMER tourette syndrome PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMN the BOOBS public view of Tourettes as a "VAGINA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSBANDIT sorry for FUCKTARD "hi-jacking" your MACACA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIGFUCKER this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTBUCKET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIPSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MONKEY SHIT, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BAT FUCK INSANE time.

Best FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. FUCK OFF Regards to Andrew BONG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The YOUR MOM bastard who wrote this article. You can TITWANK punch him if you HELL want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FRITZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine IT'S OVER 9000! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SPICY CUNT FUCK and CONDOMS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 WHORE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PORCH MONKEY HORSE! IT'S OVER 9000! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO IT'S OVER 9000!'S HOUSE

How NIPPLES to SHIT cure DOUCHE the EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's FAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's SHIT Syndrome WARNER MUSIC GROUP is ASSCRACK following ABO these WANK rules FLYING FUCK in REDSKIN order:

• 1: Avoid RAGHEAD immature DOUCHE little CHOAD kids,
• 2: Count to WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? within CLUSTER FUCK 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BOOBIES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISSHOLE nor GYPSY talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHETITS yourself you COCKSUCKER don't FUCKING A have FUCKING A this TITWANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING JUMP! WITH NASTY POMMIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the IT'S OVER 9000! last straw NIGGER TITS!

I fucking put DAMN IT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PUNANI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CC PLZ the TOP OF BALL SACK THIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK offensive. BUKKAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS people who try SHUT UP, MEG! to battle TAMPONS'TONY LA RUSSA that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-GOD BLESS AMERICA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AAAAAAAAA! it now, but someone said I'LL RAPE YOU' DUNE COON PUSSY'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HORSE SHIT is a laughing BALL SACK matter. Plus there DICKLICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CRACKER Uncyclopedia, there are FLAMING ASS BADGER articles REDNECK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE that means POLAK stop getting mad at the JACK OFF first part too and ASS talking about the POMMIE letter that it's HOLY DUMB FUCK mocking (what HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS letter? I don't even know what AY-AY-AY the heck you're talking about). Adrian BBBBBBBBB! hi self CRAPPY even made a really FLOWERS good point. "It's CHING CHONG CHINK nothing more CHIGGER from a head nod to a SHUT UP, MEG! knee tick". DOG FUCKER. Which I'll add HOLY DUMB FUCK onto FAGGOT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FELCHING suffer that ASSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MOTHERFUCKER be, because if I were a YID Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHE hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on MOZILLA FIREFOX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TESTICLE CHOKE be offended, don't read GENITALIA the freaking DONKEY DICK article anyway.

FALSE BENSON DICKLICK TITS SHIT ALEX TREBEK TITS & DICKS WILLY WONKA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITHEAD WIGGER

CRAPPY SOD CUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIENER GIVING HEAD PUSSY BUGFUCK NIPPLES CROTCH FUCK YOU BASTARD ASSHOLE TIT DIRT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD NI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WINDOWS VISTA WANK DAMN IT SHITHEAD WANK [expletive deleted] MILF TURD GIVING HEAD RAPE I WILL END YOU! ARSE RAGHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHAKOPEE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT CRACKER DAMN MALARKY FUCK YOU WANK PISS AUTOFELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX STRAWBERRY ASS TURD WIKIPEDIA WIGGER SHIT FUCK ADMINS ARE GAY WANKSPLAT EPIDIDYMIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMMIT [expletive deleted] DAMN CUNTBUCKET CUNNILINGUS suck my mothers DAGO DAMN FUCKHEAD GYPSY ASSHAT BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE PIECE OF SHIT KRAUT CHOAD KISSER INBRED SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOD DAMN FIRECROTCH DARTH VADER YOU WANKER FUCKWIT WOP SHIT ASSHAT CHICKEN FRIES MONKEY SHIT BOLLOCKS GOBSHITE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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JACK OFF REDSKIN SHITE BITCH DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES BITCH BUTT PIRATE WANK DICKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER SHIT ARSE PRICK NIGNOG SHITTY YID HONKY BASTARD PENIS GENITALIA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JIZZ COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF WANK TENTACLE RAPE FUCK ARSE CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK TOSSER THONG TASTER SON OF A BITCH ALF I WILL END YOU! CUNT CRAPPY JUNGLE BUNNY CAMEL JOCKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK BUGGER COCKSMOKER PEARL NECKLACE SHITBALLS PISS JENKEM WANK PEARL NECKLACE SCROTUM LAKE TITICACA FUCKHEAD SCUMBUCKET QUEEF PUSSYLICKER URINE-GARGLING FENCE JUMPER CLUSTER FUCK BITCH WANK ASS WILLY WONKA MICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER MALARKY HELL CLIT RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD OFF PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT BITCH DEVELOPERS! DONGSHOVER VAGINA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTRAG DAGO FUCKWIT SHITE SHIT PENIS SHIT URINE-GARGLING PISS OFF PISS PISS FAG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WANKER DICKFACE RAT'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKGOBLIN BULLSHIT POOPOO FELLATIO SHITFACE FRITZ PECKERHEAD ASS CAMEL FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK ASS BRITNEY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT RAT'S ASS WANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTT PIRATE FELCHING PISS POLESMOKER SHIT CLEMEN CUNTSWILLING HIGH WAGES SHITTY 666 GRINGO BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT PORCH MONKEY VAGINA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKWIT SHIT CRAPPY WOMEN'S RIGHTS PORCUPINE'S BALLS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA IT'S OVER 9000! DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JERRY POLAK CUNTSWILLING CUNT FUCK OFF WIENER GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING PISS INBRED PRICK FROG BUGGER OFF SPUNK WILLY WONKA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD COCKGOBLIN FUCKER ASSHAT FUCK TRANNY TWAT ARSEBADGERS YUKKY DOODY ABO PIECE OF SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! ORGASM DOUCHETITS DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITHEAD GRINGO FAG BORDER HOPPER CUNTRAG FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB SHITHEAD CUNT CAMEL FUCKER PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK TWO-INCH PENIS WANKER FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT SUNSHINE FUCK YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH ARSE FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER BASTARD SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO BUNG-HOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMMIT DAMNATION ANAL DIABETES DICK TITS TUBA MOZILLA FIREFOX SPUNK FUCKWIT BLISTERING BARNACLES LIMEY SHITTY RAT'S COCK HOMO WANKER BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD SEX LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN TRANNY SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE HOSER DILDO WANK BIRD SHIT TITMOUSE OH SHI– FRAK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAPE DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TURD LIMEY MALARKY SUCK MY DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME RECTUM RAIDER FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN ARSE PISS OFF MY ASS BLOWJOB DAMMIT COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY BUGFUCK FUCK YOU THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DOUCHE NAZI CHINK BUTTFUCKER DAMN TONY LA RUSSA SCROTUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SEMEN WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT PUNANI GENITALIA PISSHOLE JIZZ RAT'S COCK HELL BRITNEY DAGO MACACA PEARL NECKLACE SHIT SHIT FUCK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG FUCK OFF PRICK MACACA INBRED SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT SHITSLINGING PISS REBECCA BLACK HELL VAGINA HAIL SATAN! RAPE DAMN DOUCHING FUCK A DUCK FUCK OFF TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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SLOPE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK FUCKER SEX DAMN ANAL DIABETES [expletive deleted] ARSE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHAKOPEE PISS ASSCRACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT POTTYMOUTH AUTOFELLATIO DAMN CLEMEN MARCH OF FLAMES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUGGER OFF ARSE REDNECK WANKER FUCKTARD BEANER BEAVER DOG FUCKER TITS BORDER HOPPER TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD CUNT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST CONAN O'BRIAN DILDO DAGO CUNTRAG SCUMBAG HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE POLACK GOD DAMMIT DICK TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAT FUCK INSANE CHINK DAMN I WILL END YOU! BUTT-HEAD SHITHEAD PRICK BUGFUCK SHIT DOG SHIT JERK OFF JACKASS TAFFY BIRD SHIT WIENER WOP FUCK YOU CUNT BUKKAKE CRAPFUCKER SHITTY CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! BUGGER OFF CHOAD DUMBASS SAGGY TITS HONKY DUMBASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLEAN DRINKING WATER MILF PUSSY PISS RAPE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ASSFACE ASS LICKER GYPSY SON OF A BITCH ASSBANDIT DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITFACE DELICIOUS CAKE DICKLICK FLYING FUCK TITTYWANK BANGKOK PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER TAMPONS FRAK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBS JACKASS SHIT WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLUSTER FUCK ASS GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S COCK BUGGER BOOBS CAMEL FUCKER SCROTUM CUM SHAKOPEE HELL SCUMBAG WANK VENEREAL DISEASE DAMMIT CRACKER DONALD RUMSFELD DONKEY DICK ASSWIPE STUB VAGINA BORDER HOPPER ARSE SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT SHITE PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER SUCK MY DICK FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BLUMPKIN SHITE BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS SEMEN SHITFACE DAMN FUCKING FUCKHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHIT CLUSTER FUCK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CUNNILINGUS BIRD SHIT GOAT DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHITSLIDE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITHEAD DOG SHIT ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS LONGCAT IS LONG JOHN ELWAY DICK RAT'S ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ANAL DIABETES ABO BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT FUCK HOMO BUTT-HOLE CUNNILINGUS YUKKY DOODY VAGINA SCUMBAG FUCKFACE DUMBASS SHITFACE SCROTUM PENISBIRD FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE NAZI BULLSHIT ASS HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK REDNECK GOD DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK OFF BASTARD BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER TWAT JACKASS DUMBASS BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BELGIUM ARSE MARGARET THATCHER TITS SOD COCKSUCKER PISS MICK BOOBIES WANKER DAMN TWAT BIGNOSE CHENEY SCROTUM RUSKIE ANAL FAG RAT'S ASS GOOK BASTARD SHIT TWAT SHITSLINGING BOOBS TITWANK WANK CLEMEN ANUSCAKE COCK DOG SHIT NORTH KOREA CUNT PEDOPHILIA FEMADOM BITCH DUMBASS FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER FRED PHELPS FELLATIO TWAT SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK ASS FASCIST BUKKAKE DAMN IT JACKASS CUNNILINGUS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NECROPHILIA BITCH NIPPLES FENCE JUMPER PUSSY DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK NIPPLES ALF CHINK FUCKING BIGNOSE PEDOPHILIA ASS LICKER JIZZ FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCROTUM COCKSMOKER DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! DIPSHIT PUSSY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY MILF NAZI FAGGOT SCUMBUCKET FUCK CRACKER SHITSLINGING TACO DAMN IT CUNT RAT'S COCK TITWANK CHIGGER SHITCOCK FRIG PISSHOLE BLUMPKIN DONKEY DICK GENITALIA GOD DAMN DICKWAD ASS FUCK CLIT WHORE BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT SHIT MOLDY TITS SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD BOOBS FUCKING A YOU WANKER CHOAD TWAT SHITE DAMN DICKFACE VAGINA BATMAN & ROBIN BASTARD CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE DUMBASS DAMN TACO FUCK PUSSY MAMA MIA ASSFACE RICK MORANIS CHOAD EPIDIDYMIS GANGBANG ARSE RAPE DICKFACE MACACA WHORE FUCK OFF CUNT HORSE PENIS SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BUTTFUCKER INJUN SPIC SUGARTITS RAT'S ASS JACK OFF ASS DIPSHIT CROTCH DUNE COON CLIT CAMEL JOCKEY MICK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE WILLY WONKA DOUCHING GANGBANG PISSHOLE CUNT CRAPPER PRICK FUCK YOU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH MICK SHITHEAD NIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITCOCK HELL PRICK FUCK DAMN FUCKER DICKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL COON COCKSUCKER WANK FUCK OFF TURD BOB SAGET DAMN NIGGER FUCK ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT BALLS BLOWJOB WOP NAZI SHITFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JIZZ SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GIVING HEAD GRUE RAPE DIPSHIT POLAK TOSSER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN HELL DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! DIPSHIT ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING BLISTERING BARNACLES ANUSCAKE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITSKIN WIENER WHORE PISS ASSHOLE FUCK OFF RIGHTS DILDO BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT ASS FRITZ CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM THONG TASTER JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS CARPET MUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS CROTCH BUTT PIRATE BELLEND FUCK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DILDO PISSHOLE POLAK JERRY FLYING FUCK TAMPONS FELLATIO SHIT BALL SACK FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS NECROPHILIA SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE DONALD RUMSFELD WALRUS SHIT QUEEF PEDOPHILIA DICKLICK JACK OFF ANAL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH COCKSHITTER PEDOPHILIA DICKWAD DELICIOUS CAKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS SPANK THE MONKEY DICKFACE PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS CHICKEN SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DICKLICK DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM AY-AY-AY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITMOUSE ASSBANDIT HOLY DUMB FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE MARGARET THATCHER ASS FASCIST BLOWJOB EAT MY SHIT! I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT FOUR-EYES DOM DeLUISE MASTURBATION MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HORSE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE PEEPEE HELL FUCK KIKE FROG INBRED INCEST JENKEM CUNT DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FELCHING TRANNY HORSE PENIS BASTARD ANUSCAKE FUCK FOUR-EYES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKWIT SEX WETBACK POOPOO SHITSKIN MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DAMN PISS ARTIST CLIT SHAKOPEE DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD OFF ASS BONER CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL HO SON OF A BITCH PENIS PANCHEN LAMA NECROPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY POLESMOKER MARCH OF FLAMES BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST VENEREAL DISEASE BULLCRAP ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER BUTT-HEAD PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING CUM D'OH GIVING HEAD HAIL SATAN! PISS SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS ASSFACE ASSFACE WETBACK DAMN RAPE GOD DAMMIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! and with the SHITHEAD and his SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS of girraffes in which WANK while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BENCH PRESS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SPUNK subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKWIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED HORSE SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HENTAI If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FREE ELECTIONS joke loses its humour DAMN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITCOCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have FLAMEVIPER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TWAT ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAPE BLUMPKIN!!!!!I <3 COCK

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