Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOG FUCKER'PISSHOLE'SHITE'WANKER'GYPSY'GANGBANG'ASSWIPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAP, sudden PISS OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIG or CUNNILINGUS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLEVELAND STEAMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may AMERICA ONLINE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [Insert silly non-swear here] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL TWAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BLUMPKIN utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JOHN ELWAY television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is MASTURBATION not to be FUCKING confused with COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHEBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TWAT random TIT SPRINKLES disorientation, culturally-BULLCRAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, ABO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GRAPE PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive MAMA MIA quantities FUCKHEAD of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A TACO Polite Note to the TITS Author:

The CHICKEN FRIES Tourette's FUCKWIT Research Institute was PISS founded to COCKSUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article POLACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or OLD CHRIST OF A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NEGRO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Tourrette's sufferers GIVING HEAD swear. You can SHITHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PUNANI TV, for always focusing on the POLESMOKER bad side of a terrible EPIDIDYMIS thing.
• The main ARSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BULLCRAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD knee CHIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FOUR-EYES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNTYMINTS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BALL SACK school for POMMIE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITSLINGING sufferers to become CHICKEN FRIES manically depressed and NEGRO commit IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK suicide.
• There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the SCUMBAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the TIT DIRT tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire JUNGLE BUNNY body to go RAT'S ASS numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITWANK it is without the SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a GOD BLESS AMERICA tourette syndrome ANAL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNTYMINTS the WOP public view of Tourettes as a "GOAT DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD KISSER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BONER sorry for CHRISTHUMPER "hi-jacking" your FUCKING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHICKEN FRIES this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a JUNGLE BUNNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKTARD, and making fun of a FENCE JUMPER horrible disorder is (not) CUNTRAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best HI, BILLY MAYS HERE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHING CHONG CHINK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. JUSTIN BIEBER Regards to Andrew RAT'S COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The BLISTERING BARNACLES bastard who wrote this article. You can POLAK punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMMIT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my TUBA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CRAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITTY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGGER BAND WITH 4 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTT-HEAD HORSE! CRAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CRAP'S HOUSE

How PENIS to WIENER cure FUCKSTAIN the AY-AY-AY Tourette's DICKLICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NEGRO for CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome FUDGEPACKER is DOUCHING following PISS OFF MY ASS these ASSCRACK rules JACKASS in CHRISTHUMPER order:

• 1: Avoid POLACK immature ANAL little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER within BAD MOTHERFUCKER 10 SHITSLIDEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CONDOMS nor FUCKTARD talk,
• 4: Tell 30 CASES OF PICKLES yourself you ASSCRACK don't BITCH have CRAPMUNCHER this CUNNILINGUS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FELCHING WITH NASTY COMMUNION WAFER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITTY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CRAP last straw PISS OFF!

I fucking put SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIENER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTT-FOR-BRAINS the TOP OF VAGINA THIS GOD DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ABORTIONS FOR ALL offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICK CHICKEN people who try RAGHEAD to battle VENEREAL DISEASE'CUM that tight-ass WIKIPEDIA 17-year-JOHNNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find STRAWBERRY ASS it now, but someone said FUCKWIT' I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JERK OFF'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOOK is a laughing ALF matter. Plus there BOOBS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BELLEND Uncyclopedia, there are JAP articles BOON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HI, BILLY MAYS HERE stuff. So PEARL NECKLACE that means GOD DAMN stop getting mad at the HO first part too and SOD OFF talking about the JAP letter that it's SAMUEL L. JACKSON mocking (what GIVING HEAD letter? I don't even know what CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE hi self SLOPE even made a really SHIT good point. "It's FRENCH TICKLER nothing more DONKEY PUNCHER from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". FUCKING. Which I'll add YID onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HUEY P. NEWTON suffer that ANAL DIABETES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FOUR-EYES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GYPSY be, because if I were a DUMBASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITFACE hilarious. If you CHOAD Want facts, go on I DON'T HAVE AIDS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read CRACKER the freaking FUCKER article anyway.

POMMIE HELL FUCKING ASSWIPE JENKEM BEANER JAP KAFFIR FUCKTARD BALLS

GIVING HEAD NIPPLES NI BOOBS WANKSPLAT SEX ASS LICKER ASSFACE SHITSLINGING BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK CUM MONKEY SHIT DONGSHOVER BONER TWAT BITCH CHIGGER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! HELL TITTYWANK GOD DAMN WANK SHITCUNTING FIST FUCK ASSCRACK CUNT LAPPER FUCK HORSE SHIT GRINGO COON NIGGER BRITNEY PRICK NIGGER TITS FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK MOLDY TITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BLOWJOB ASSHOLE WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOSER WOP POLESMOKER I WILL END YOU! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITS & DICKS BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS POO POO BLOWJOB VENEREAL DISEASE PEDOPHILIA VENEREAL DISEASE SUITCASE PENIS ASSHAT GYPSY BASTARD SUCK MY DICK DICKHEAD CRACKER STRAWBERRY ASS FELCHMONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD CUNT NEGRO FUCKING DOUCHING PICKANINNY DIPSHIT TITTIES BONER CANNED QUOTE CRAPMUNCHER POMMIE BUGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE O CANADA PEDOPHILIA POLAK MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER COLGATE JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN pen0r FUCK OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUM TITS & DICKS ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER GOD DAMMIT BOON VAGINA PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE SHIT FUCKWIT DIPSHIT CUNT COCKSHITTER SCUMBAG TRANNY FUCK OFF ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK OFF SHITHEAD CLEMEN ASSWIPE POMMIE WOP FUCK YOU COON SHITPISSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TENTACLE RAPE DYKE SHITFACE NIGGER TITS ORGASM QUEEF JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK DONKEY PUNCHER GOAT DICK CAMEL JOCKEY WHORE ASSFACE FUCKBAG ASS WETBACK ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] PRICK REBECCA BLACK BUNG-HOLE SHAKOPEE CUNTBUCKET PEEPEE PISS ARTIST OSTRICH MY ASS CROTCH ANUSCAKE SHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BIRD SHIT HELL DOUCHETITS FUCKING INJUN JACKASS FUCKING BUTTFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! BULLSHIT SHITHEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DAGO TAIWAN FUCK NUGGET CHICKEN SHIT PENISFUCK YOGHURT CANNON BITCH ICE CREAM FEMADOM CC PLZ CUNTYMINTS CUNT YOU WANKER HOSER CHIGGER SUCK MY COCK PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT GRINGO PENIS BITCH POLACK FUCKING FROG'S FAT ASS TOTAL SHIT VAGINA SOD OFF FUCK PENIS SAND NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FAG GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS INCEST PISS FEMADOM HELL ANAL DIABETES SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSWIPE PICKANINNY SHITE SHITTY KAFFIR BULLSHIT ASSHAT ORGASM SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER DAMN SAND NIGGER BASTARD SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU EMO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SOD SHITSLINGING WHORE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESSE McCARTNEY BENCH PRESS DICK JACKASS HELL COCK NIGGER CUNTBUCKET OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA PENIS SUCK MY DICK SHITTY JACKASS ARSE JAP FELCHMONKEY RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD D'OH JIZZ STEVE BALLMER JIGGABOO VENEREAL DISEASE COCK PISS ARTIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DYKE DONKEY PUNCHER EPIDIDYMIS CUNTBUCKET COCK GOAT DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER DOG FUCKER SHITCUNTING CRACKER TWAT DOUCHE VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BEANER MONKEY BALLS BULLSHIT MOCKIE [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] CHOAD KISSER SHITSLINGING BALL SACK POOPY NIGGER YID ARSEBADGERS PUSSY FUCK NECROPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER RANDY TRAVIS FUCKING JUMP! CUNT PISS OFF SUCK MY COCK CUNT CRAPPER BELLEND TITWANK HOMO DAMN INJUN FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT EAT MY SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CHOAD SHIT STEVE BALLMER INBRED DAMN HONKY FENCE JUMPER TITTIES GENITALIA HELL SHIT CHOAD FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JIZZ CROTCH O KURWA! TRANNY FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING SOD OFF SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SOD NAZI KIKE PAKI SAND NIGGER ARSE SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DILDO PIG TWAT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK O CANADA BITCH ASSWIPE BOOBS HORSE PENIS CRAP WANKSPLAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHIT RAGHEAD JERRY ASSFACE QUEEF PECKERHEAD CUNTSWILLING DICKWAD HOMO BATHING SUIT AREA BELGIUM WHITE RIGHTS BATHING SUIT AREA WEHATEMARIO RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING SEMEN NIGGER BOLLOCKS PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD FEMADOM ASSHOLE BASTARD YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER VENEREAL DISEASE DARTH VADER ASSRAMMER DOT HEAD NORTH KOREA GOOK DOG FUCKER RAPE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BONER INBRED DOT HEAD POTTYMOUTH MALARKY TAMPONS ASSWIPE MASTURBATION GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHAT BUGFUCK COCKSMOKER BATHING SUIT AREA STEVE BALLMER CHIGGER RAPE JACKASS HELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BEAVER VAGINA JERK OFF TOWELHEAD JACKASS DUNE COON ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRAPPY CROTCH AUTOFELLATIO HITLER CUM FUCKER ABO GUMDROPS BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN BALLS DUMBASS MARCH OF FLAMES PUSSY DARTH VADER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS FELCHING FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER FELCHMONKEY DAMN CUNTRAG JAP MOTHERFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD KIKE BULLSHIT WIGGER FUCKBAG YID WETBACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BULLSHIT GOD DAMN ASSHOLE WANK CAMEL JOCKEY WANK ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOB SAGET PUNANI ASSHAT BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF I WILL KILL YOU! CC PLZ WANK POWERSHIT ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS HITLER SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKFACE SUITCASE PENIS TITWANK TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT DOG SHIT FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS CRACKER BITCH POOPY FUCK DAMMIT CHOAD DISSIDENTS FUCK LOLCAT HADJI TITWANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE ASS POOPY MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY AUTOFELLATIO DAGO FRIG GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMN SHIT HOSER COON RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES QUEEF SHIT MALL SANTA RUSKIE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING A BULLSHIT YUKY DOODY WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT FUCKHEAD DUMBASS TITTYWANK PENIS CRAP ON A STICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! YOU WANKER PRICK DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKER GENITALIA BASTARD ARSEBADGERS BRITNEY POWERSHIT YOU WANKER NIGGER PISS JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT SEMPRINI HELL CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CLUSTERFUCK BUGFUCK FOUR-EYES CUNT PISS ARTIST CHUFF COON DAMN WANKSPLAT PISS ARTIST WIGGER DICKHEAD TITS FAGGOT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GINGERBREAD LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! TITS & DICKS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITS NORTH KOREA DOG SHIT WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BAT FUCK INSANE SHAKOPEE ASSRAPING POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK SHIT FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT VAGINA DAGO FLYING FUCK ARSE CRAPFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCKER BUGGER FUCKSTAIN BOON EPIDIDYMIS BELGIUM SHITFUCKER DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER TITS STRAWBERRY ASS JACKASS WOP DUMBASS DAMN ASSHAT BALL SACK WIENER INJUN BALLS FUCKING DICKFACE SEX DUMBASS TWAT NAZI SON OF A BITCH WANK BITCH BUNG-HOLE FIST FUCK COCKGOBLIN DUMBASS ASSFACE SOAPY TITWANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAGO DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE SHIT CHOAD KISSER FUCK WALRUS SHIT COCK FEWMETS FUCKING WANK MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKFACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN WIENER NIGNOG FELCHMONKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLUSTERFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH BELLEND GOBSHITE NAZI BULLSHIT CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO PAKI CUM CAMEL FUCKER HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB YOU WANKER DAMNATION CHICKEN SHIT LENS CRAFTERS CUNNILINGUS COCKSTUFFER BELLEND SLOPE DOUCHE BITCH INBRED FUCK OFF SHITHEAD THIS IS SPARTA! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MALL SANTA THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CRAP ON A STICK WIENER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FUCKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER CHENEY DAMN BALL SACK SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH DICKLICK ASSHOLE BUKKAKE BOLLOCKS CLIT BORDER HOPPER DUMBASS VAGINA CHICKEN FRIES JERK OFF BASTARD POLACK CHINK SHITBALLS DYKE DAMMIT DOUCHING SCROTUM DYKE CUNT LAPPER ARSE DAMN DAGO HITLER WOODPECKERSHIT BORDER HOPPER RAPE SHITCUNTING NORTH KOREA TACO SHITHEAD PENIS BITCH SPUNK CRAP FUCKER MOLDY TITS PUNANI WALRUS SHIT BANGKOK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POISON IN TOOTHPASTE NECROPHILIA I WILL END YOU! FUCK MOTHERFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAT'S COCK CUM WEHATEMARIO CUNTRAG FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP INJUN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITBALLS FU SPANG GOOK GOD BLESS AMERICA FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FUCK A DUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FOUR-EYES CUNT SNUFF PORN DYKE MICK SHITCOCK BEANER MONKEY SHIT MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN NAZI GOOK NECROPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCOCK BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO ARSE KAFFIR KRAUT RAPE TWAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN SPUNK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFUCKFUCK BUKKAKE BONER RANDY TRAVIS DAMN TITS ARSEBADGERS WETBACK YOUR MOM FUCKING BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS LET'S SHIT TITS BULLSHIT SHITHEAD ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY BEANER FELLATIO CRAP SHITCOCK POLAK ASS FASCIST JUSTIN BIEBER BLOWJOB ORGASM SCROTUM SAMUEL L. JACKSON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BATHING SUIT AREA TIT SPRINKLES SUCK A BIG DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT SUCK MY COCK BELGIUM RUSTY TROMBONE CONDOMS YID FUCKTARD GANGBANG PICKANINNY TITS & DICKS FAGGOT NIGGER TITS CLUSTERFUCK PENIS ASSWIPE SEMEN NIGGER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! LET'S SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHAKOPEE ORGASM GOD DAMMIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE DAMN MALL SANTA FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BALLS CHICKEN SHIT FUCK RAPE SHITPISSER COCKSUCKER PEDOPHILIA JOHN ELWAY BOB SAGET SHITBALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TENTACLE RAPE FUCK OFF FUCKING A ASSRAMMER BOOBS TITWANK REDSKIN WALRUS SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE [Insert silly non-swear here] TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DAMN COCKSHITTER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION BALL SACK WARNER MUSIC GROUP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FAGGOT SHITTY GOOK SHITE HOSER HAIL SATAN! CRAPMUNCHER WIGGER INCEST CUNT TOSSER GO HOME AND DIE BEAVER BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOT HEAD YOUR MOM DOG FUCKER FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YOU SOD TOSSER PEDOPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER JERK OFF FUCKING CROTCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLSHIT WINDOWS VISTA BOOBS JUNGLE BUNNY DOG SHIT DAMN GOD DAMMIT SHIT RAPE BLOWJOB CUNTRAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSFACE JIGGABOO THONG TASTER JACK OFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WIKIPEDIA CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNTSWILLING MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAT'S COCK DUMBASS GENITALIA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HENTAI INBRED DOUCHEBAG FUCKER SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN FRIG BALLS SHITCOCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOG SHIT TAMPONS SOD OFF WANK SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER RAT'S COCK HOMO DICKHEAD PENIS GOBSHITE BIRD SHIT WHORE BASTARD TURD BOON ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN 1984 CLUSTERFUCK EPIDIDYMIS PEARL NECKLACE PECKERHEAD SHIT [Insert swear here] DICKFACE CRAP ASS POMMIE DICK TITS FUCKER FUCKER PISSHOLE FUCKTARD SEMEN DAMMIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICKHEAD BOOBIES DILDO BEANER MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHETITS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKSUCKER GOAT DICK BULLSHIT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS FUCK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DYKE GRINGO TURD ASSFACE MALARKY SUCK MY DICK MONKEY BALLS NIGNOG DIRTY SANCHEZ JAP REDSKIN DICKHEAD POLACK TITTIES MASTURBATION ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHENEY URINE-GARGLING BUTT PIRATE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT BULLCRAP FUCKING A ORGASM BUTT PIRATE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! TIMBER NIGGER BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH PISS BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE RAPE BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN COON LET'S SHIT DICKLICK SHITE LAKE TITICACA CUNT COCKSHITTER FELCHING GOD DAMMIT ABO NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT CLEMEN YOU WANKER BUGGER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MICK FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING GOBSHITE JENKEM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DICKFACE DICK CHICKEN CUM NIPPLES HELL DONKEY DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HELL ASS KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKING NIGGER DUMBASS PRICK SHITCOCK HOMO INBRED DUMBASS TACO PISS OFF BOOBIES ALF COCKSUCKER CUM FUCKBAG YID BITCH NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS INJUN ANAL SCUMBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL TIMBER NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT DICKHEAD DAMN IT TITS & DICKS TWISTY VAGINA POMMIE GREASER BIG FOOT HO YOU WANKER YOGHURT CANNON HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS HADJI GOATSE GO HOME AND DIE DICKHEAD PIG FAG JIZZ OH SHI– FUCK TAMPONS HOMO GANGBANG ASSWIPE SEX COON FRAK SHITHEAD PUNANI PENIS ON A BUN FUCKTARD CUNT POMMIE FUCK PRICK DOUCHE NAZI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive URINE-GARGLING and with the FUCK YOU and his BUGFUCK of girraffes in which WALRUS SHIT while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
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