Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER'GANGBANG'ASS'DIPSHIT'FUCKSTAIN'BUTTFUCKER'CRAPPY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSCRACK look at the FUCK talk page of this DAMN article for notes or discussion before CHICKEN FRIES editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NAZI, sudden JESSE McCARTNEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE or SHITSLINGING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLEVELAND STEAMER FROG'S FAT ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially TURD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITWANK television programs to address BEANER Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is BLUMPKIN not to be ASSHOLE confused with GOD DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALARKY random SUITCASE PENIS disorientation, culturally-SOD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KAFFIR language, THONG TASTER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PUSSY NIGNOG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POLACK souvenir shoppes and massive SCROTUM quantities SHITFACE of ANAL DIABETES FRED PHELPS garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the NIPPLES Author:

The MOCCASINS Tourette's BLUMPKIN Research Institute was SHITTING DICK NIPPLES founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAFFY article TOSSER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHINK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS LICKER Tourrette's sufferers PRICK swear. You can DILDO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTYMINTS TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible FEMADOM thing.
• The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FASHION BUG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JUSTIN BIEBER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIPPLES knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GENITALIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNNILINGUS school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S COCK sufferers to become DILDO manically depressed and RAT'S COCK commit SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no BALLS cure, and the WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ABO tics often have adverse FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS ARTIST perodol" which caused my entire POLACK body to go MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE numb and PISS OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the FUCKWIT drug.

I am an active member of a PORCH MONKEY tourette syndrome DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HORSE PENIS the TITS & DICKS public view of Tourettes as a "POOPY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSTUFFER sorry for FRAK "hi-jacking" your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SOD this that really RAPE annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FOUR-EYES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TESTICLE CHOKE, and making fun of a CUNNILINGUS horrible disorder is (not) EPIDIDYMIS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MASTICATION FOR THE NATION time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITMOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The I'LL RAPE YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can PEDOPHILIA punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIPPLES saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SEX intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NAZI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHICKEN FRIES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 WIKIPEDIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISSHOLE HORSE! NAZI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NAZI'S HOUSE

How DOUCHE NAZI to FUCK cure SCROTUM the KAFFIR Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SOD OFF for PISS Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome FROG'S FAT ASS is DICKFACE following SIGMUND FREUD these CAMEL JOCKEY rules MOTHERFUCKER in TOWELHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS immature TAFFY little CHENEY kids,
• 2: Count to YOU WANKER within INBRED 10 FROG'S FAT ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BOOBS GRINGO COCKSUCKER nor SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS yourself you DAMN don't BITCH have TURD this BONG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY HAIL SATAN! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NAZI last straw WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

I fucking put PISS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BELGIUM the TOP OF DOT HEAD THIS BUNG-HOLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FELLATIO offensive. COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BANGKOK people who try THIS IS SPARTA! to battle BOON'ASSHAT that tight-ass SEX 17-year-GIVING HEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said SHITSKIN' PRICK BUGFUCK'SHITFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCKSUCKER is a laughing MONKEY SHIT matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS ARTIST Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles GYPSY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA stuff. So SHITTY that means PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT stop getting mad at the TURD first part too and POOPOO talking about the CHIGGER letter that it's FUCKWIT mocking (what DUNE COON letter? I don't even know what TESTICLE CHOKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHICKEN SHIT hi self FELCHING even made a really BULLSHIT good point. "It's PISS ARTIST nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a ANUSCAKE knee tick". DICKWAD. Which I'll add ASSHOLE onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FELCHMONKEY suffer that BEAVER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JERK OFF be, because if I were a CC PLZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKSTAIN hilarious. If you GOD DAMMIT Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FLYING FUCK be offended, don't read AY-AY-AY the freaking FUCK article anyway.

FUCK DAMN INCEST HOT GRITS SEMEN BUNG-HOLE RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE SMEG BITCH

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PHELPS FRENCH TICKLER SEMEN GOD DAMMIT DICKWAD NORTH KOREA ARSE NIPPLES WILLY WONKA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTBUCKET FUCK SHITCOCK ORGASM DUMBASS FUCKING A CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK GRINGO TIENANMEN SQUARE FUCKWIT KAFFIR SCUMBAG CHOAD KRAUT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUKKAKE BOOBS CUM FUCK YOU FIST FUCK DONKEY DICK CUNT AY-AY-AY YID ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER BELLEND DAMN BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD ASSHAT WHORE DAMN CLUSTERFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE FALSE BENSON PRICK SHITFACE BALL SACK WOODPECKERSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JIGGABOO RAT'S ASS SHIT RAPE COCKSMOKER POO POO BLOWJOB TITMOUSE MASTURBATION POMMIE BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT PIG [expletive deleted] PISS UP MY ARSE EMO CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHIT DAMN FUCKING A CHOAD JACKASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TONY LA RUSSA GYPSY COMMUNIST DILDO SWIMMING POOL BOB SAGET SPIC HELLFUCKER [Insert swear here] CARPET MUNCHER EUROIPODS CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT PIRATE CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMMIT COCKSTUFFER GOBSHITE RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE NAZI MAMA MIA ASSBANDIT WANK RUSTY TROMBONE PISS CUNT TUBA DAMN IT WOP CUNTRAG GO HOME AND DIE STEVE BALLMER pen0r FUCKHEAD TITWANK FUCKING CUNTBUCKET VAGINA DICKHEAD TITTYWANK CUNT WANK YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO TITWANK SLOPE FUCKBAG SCROTUM TURD SOD COCK GOD BLESS AMERICA ANUSCAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES EPIDIDYMIS GOD BLESS AMERICA JOHNNY FUCK YOU YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! 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COCK JUNGLE BUNNY CUNNILINGUS SPUNK TITTIES MOCCASINS BALL SACK MOLDY TITS TIT SPRINKLES CUNT ASS MOCCASINS BITCH YOU WANKER DILDO URINE-GARGLING BALL SACK YOU WANKER ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S ASS D'OH SCUMBUCKET SIGMUND FREUD SPUNK RUSTY TROMBONE HELL NI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHUFF CAMEL FUCKER POLESMOKER SPIC HORSE SHIT FENCE JUMPER QUEEF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER INJUN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CRACKER NIGNOG BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH ARSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TWAT JACK OFF FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ DIPSHIT SHIT WHORE JERRY DONGSHOVER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH DICKFACE WETBACK SHITE BUGFUCK FUCK YOU PEEPEE BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT TAMPONS SHITHEAD FELCHING TAFFY SAGGY TITS CLEMEN CRACKER NIGNOG TWAT FUCKHEAD POLACK BITCH NIPPLES SPIC I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK NUGGET ALF FUCK NUGGET CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUGFUCK ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT SHITE ASSWIPE TIMBER NIGGER TITS HELL ASSWIPE FRITZ REDSKIN BALLS PISSHOLE JOHNNY REDSKIN ASSRAMMER ABO SHITSLINGING SHITTY TITS BOOBIES SHITSKIN CHING CHONG CHINK 666 ASSCRACK FUCKBAG BITCH PEDOPHILIA HORSE SHIT CUNT HOMO suck my mothers COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH ORGASM SHITTY BUKKAKE RECTUM RAIDER BUTTFUCKER CUNTBUCKET CUNT TURD COCKSHITTER CUNT DOUCHING PUSSY SHIT TOSSER JACK OFF GOBSHITE OPINION SLOPE DICKLICK HO ASS SHITE SHITSLINGING POMMIE CLEMEN SPUNK ASSFACE POISON IN BABY FORMULA FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT MOLDY TITS HELL ASSHAT DUMBASS DIPSHIT BELGIUM BASTARD HONKY WANK YID DUNE COON DICKFACE P'KANG CARPET MUNCHER DYKE ART METAL PRODUCTS PEDOPHILIA BASTARD FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE CECIL JOHN RHODES WHORE ADMINS ARE GAY SPIC GANGBANG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MARGARET THATCHER DAMN IT DOODIE HEAD TWAT GANGBANG PISS ARTIST DAMN NIGNOG MILF FIRECROTCH COON POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT DAMN DOG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT CUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF A BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RUSKIE HITLER YUKY DOODY MOTHERFUCKER WANK MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG HOLY DUMB FUCK MOSES DONKEY PUNCHER SCROTUM POO POO BLOWJOB BALLS WHO'S A PEACH? 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POOPOO FALSE BENSON PAKI JAP HORSE PENIS LET'S SHIT GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN SHITE PENIS ON A BUN BASTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNTING ASSCRACK JAP SHIT CHOAD KRAUT PAKI HELL BUGGER NORTH KOREA FUCK WOP PUNANI POLACK TWISTY VAGINA DICK ASS DOG SHIT DYKE CLUSTERFUCK ANUSCAKE SHITE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PIG HOT GRITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKWAD FUDGEPACKER RAT'S COCK CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE BELLEND HITLER CUNT COCK FENCE JUMPER OH SHI– CLEMEN CHUFF KIKE ANUSCAKE SHITSLINGING WANKSPLAT BEAVER POWERSHIT ASS PENIS TACO TITS GREASER BALLS BOOBS FUCKTARD P'KANG 4CHAN TOTAL DEVELOPERS! TOURETTE'S IS FUN DICK SLOPE DILDO DAMN IT TRANNY YOU WANKER CHENEY FUCKER SLOPE ASSHOLE JOHNNY MOCKIE PIG DARTH VADER CAMEL FUCKER BORDER HOPPER MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN FUCKSTAIN VILLAGE DUMP FUCKFACE HORSE PENIS BULLSHIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? PENIS ON A STICK TENTACLE RAPE ASSFACE BOON YOU WANKER SHITTY DICKFACE LICK PUSSY SHITFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS LICKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FOREIGN CURRENCY SEX JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GREASER DICKLICK DYKE TAMPONS FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SUGARTITS DICKHEAD INBRED BLUE PENIS! [EXPLETIVE] TAMPONS SHITE HAIL SATAN! WANK BUTT PIRATE YUKY DOODY FUCKSTAIN HELL SPUNK SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS DUNE COON GOBSHITE CLUSTERFUCK SOD OFF [EXPLETIVE] GYPSY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS PIG ASS POOPY SHITFACE BITCH WHORE COCKSHITTER BUTT-HOLE POLACK FEWMETS DAMN JIZZ INBRED BASTARD NIGGER BASTARD DAMN PISS OFF RAT'S COCK OSTRICH MY ASS WIENER GOD DAMN DOODIE HEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NAZI GOATSE WINDOWS VISTA NIPPLES FRENCH TICKLER CONDOMS BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FIRECROTCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BORDER HOPPER PRICK INBRED BEAVER FUCKSTAIN BALLS PORCH MONKEY INCEST RAT'S ASS POMMIE BALLS WHITE PEOPLE BALLS GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS TANK MAN GIVING HEAD PORCH MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MICK NAZI BITCH WIGGER JACKASS SHIT BELGIUM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POOPOO CUNT CRAPPER FUCKTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITCOCK PENISFUCK SCUMBAG FUCK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? SHITSLIDE [expletive deleted] MILF SHITHEAD WIKIPEDIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SLOPE CHIGGER DUMBASS SHITSLINGING EMO INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! HORSE PENIS DAMN BRITNEY POLAK HOLY DUMB FUCK DIPSHIT PORCH MONKEY INJUN TIT DIRT HELL PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD BALL SACK BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE KAFFIR SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD CUNT COCKSTUFFER NIGGER TITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN CUM I'LL RAPE YOU PISS FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT INCEST FUCK YOU NI BLUMPKIN SAGGY TITS PISS SHITSLINGING PEACEFUL TITTIES BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK FELCHMONKEY WOP PISS DICK FUCKBAG PISS OFF EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG WOP NICARAGUA ALF BENCH PRESS SMEG RAT'S COCK JUNGLE BUNNY TAMPONS HO DAMN COON JUSTIN BIEBER SCROTUM WEHATEMARIO BIGNOSE BASTARD SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POOPOO SON OF A BITCH CUNT FUCKER GOD DAMMIT ASS BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ASSHOLE MOLDY TITS TIMBER NIGGER WILLY WONKA FUCKING MAMA MIA ASSFACE PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS CHIGGER ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE FOUR-EYES TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE SON OF A BITCH CARPET MUNCHER DELICIOUS CAKE LOGJAMMER BITCH BLOWJOB BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOLLOCKS FELLATIO GOOK TWAT SAND NIGGER TWAT WIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK ORGASM SHITPISSER PISS DAMNED TABERNACLE PISS VENEREAL DISEASE JAP BASTARD FUCKING A SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG SON OF A BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? RAT'S COCK FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN FRIES O KURWA! EAT MY SHIT! BUGGER SCROTUM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKER DAMN PRICK SHITE BASTARD FUCKSTAIN ASS DICK IN A BOX YOGHURT CANNON I'LL RAPE YOU DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! MONKEY'S UNCLE BLUMPKIN PIECE OF SHIT ORGASM ASS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S ASS PISS OFF FUCK DICKHEAD CLIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTT-HEAD TAFFY GOD BLESS AMERICA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY FIST FUCK DOUCHEBAG KIKE HOSER GOD DAMN SHITHEAD 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CUNT WIGGER ABO SEMEN DIPSHIT SPIC RICK MORANIS SHITBALLS BUKKAKE NICARAGUA FRITZ Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HIGH WAGES and with the GENITALIA and his CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A of girraffes in which FELCHING while reading about ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BAD MOTHERFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKHEAD