Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CLEMEN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DANDELIONS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLUSTERFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POMMIE or SHITFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WOODPECKERSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCROTUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CRAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST television programs to address DAGO Tourette's syndrome.

WIKIPEDIA Tourette's is DYKE not to be BALLS confused with PISS OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSWIPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK random SHIT disorientation, culturally-SHITSKIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JIGGABOO language, ARSEBADGERS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHETITS souvenir shoppes and massive FRIG quantities BOOBIES of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the FELCHING Author:

The FUCKFACE Tourette's DUMBASS Research Institute was ANUSCAKE founded to SCRATCH! GROUNDER!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PENIS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article SOD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Tourrette's sufferers I'LL RAPE YOU swear. You can FRAK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PEARL NECKLACE TV, for always focusing on the PEARL NECKLACE bad side of a terrible WIKIPEDIA RULES thing.
The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are EAT MY SHIT! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BOOBS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee POLACK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is MAMA MIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIPPLES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for BUTTFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING FUCK sufferers to become DOODIE HEAD manically depressed and GYPSY commit FAG suicide.
There is no TAMPONS cure, and the MASTURBATION drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICK CHICKEN tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire JENKEM body to go SHITFUCKER numb and NICARAGUA basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOODPECKERSHIT it is without the FEMADOM drug.

I am an active member of a RUSKIE tourette syndrome IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANKSPLAT the PISS ARTIST public view of Tourettes as a "PISS OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PECKERHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE sorry for CROTCH "hi-jacking" your BRITNEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PUSSY this that really FUCKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a SHITPISSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOLLOCKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INBRED, and making fun of a NECROPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best SHITTY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CULT OF THE DEAD COW in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. NAZI Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The PRICK bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you HORSE SHIT want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GANGBANG saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my CONDOMS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANKSPLAT and DICK CHICKEN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FLYING RAT'S ASS BAND WITH 4 MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GYPSY HORSE! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'S HOUSE

How RAT'S ASS to KNOBJOCKEY cure TRANNY the PAKI Tourette's GANGBANG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LAKE TITICACA for PISS Tourette's ORGASM Syndrome MONKEY'S UNCLE is PUNANI following FUCKTARD these PISS OFF rules DAGO in PISS OFF order:

1: Avoid WANK immature PISS OFF MY ASS little YOU WANKER kids,
2: Count to CUNT within CUNT 10 FUCKWITseconds,
3: Do not open your HELL FUCKSTAIN CHINK nor DOUCHE talk,
4: Tell FUCKFUCKFUCK yourself you BAD MOTHERFUCKER don't HELL have FUCK this FROG'S FAT ASS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY DONKEY PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INBRED FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI last straw FLAMING ASS BADGER!

I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AMERICA ONLINE the TOP OF [expletive deleted] THIS BUTT PIRATE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NI offensive. SOD OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! people who try All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy to battle MONKEY SHIT'RAT'S COCK that tight-ass GOD DAMN 17-year-FLAMING ASS BADGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLUSTERFUCK it now, but someone said BRUSH MA TEETH' GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? is a laughing JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS matter. Plus there FUCK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JIZZ Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKFACE articles NEGRO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GRAPE PENIS stuff. So SHIT that means YOU WANKER stop getting mad at the NEOPETS first part too and SHITFACE talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's ASSHAT mocking (what HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS letter? I don't even know what ANUSCAKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SCROTUM hi self DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT even made a really POMMIE good point. "It's SHITSLINGING nothing more CAMEL FUCKER from a head nod to a MARGARET THATCHER knee tick". COCK. Which I'll add [expletive deleted] onto PORCH MONKEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FEMADOM suffer that FRIG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMN be, because if I were a FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LET'S SHIT hilarious. If you FLYING RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on PEDOPHILIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ANAL be offended, don't read ASSFACE the freaking [expletive deleted] article anyway.

YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT DAMN SHITHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CHOAD DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF

CLUSTERFUCK SHITE CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE CHOAD JACKASS SHITBALLS HELL BASTARD YOU WANKER TACO FUCKTARD HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! PICKANINNY DUMBASS FIRECROTCH JACKASS SHIT BOLLOCKS AUTOFELLATIO FROG CHRISTHUMPER PISSHOLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LET'S SHIT SUGARTITS JAP PISS NI RAT'S COCK BIG FOOT DICKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE BLUE PENIS! CRAPPY DUMBASS GENITALIA PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITTY ASSFACE CUM JERRY DOUCHEBAG BOOBS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH FELCHING FUCKWIT RANDY TRAVIS FAGGOT PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWAT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ARSE FEWMETS JOHNNY MILF BASTARD BOOBIES HELL MALL SANTA THONG TASTER BAT FUCK INSANE KAFFIR DUNE COON NAZI FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE POLACK JIGGABOO SCUMBAG JESSE McCARTNEY CLIT JOHN ELWAY FENCE JUMPER GOOK DICKHEAD FUCKER WINDOWS VISTA CRAPPY ASS CUNTSWILLING BOOBIES FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER TWAT DOUCHEBAG HOSER HORSE SHIT CLEMEN GRIS FRITZ HELL BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] CHRISTHUMPER ASSHOLE HELL BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN PANCHEN LAMA BOOBS HENTAI RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE BULLCRAP MONKEY BALLS LET'S SHIT BUGFUCK SEMEN WANK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BULLSHIT WANK YUKY DOODY DARTH VADER GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER SMEG SHIT CRACKER DICK TRANNY PORCUPINE'S BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL END YOU! FUCK NUGGET CUNT WANK SOD FUCKING A TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKBAG NEOPETS FUCKING A COCKSMOKER KAFFIR STEVE BALLMER TAFFY SHITTY PISSHOLE TAFFY COCKSHITTER RECTUM RAIDER BOLLOCKS CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKING JUMP! BUTTFUCKER ASS BALL SACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE INJUN POO POO BLOWJOB DIPSHIT BASTARD FUCKING GRINGO CONDOMS REDSKIN ROSIE O'DONNELL SON OF A BITCH DICK CHICKEN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HELLFIRE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH ABO WARNER MUSIC GROUP [EXPLETIVE] HADJI TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! POLAK FUCKING A PUSSY CUNT PISS ARTIST CHINK BOOBS BASTARD SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY CROTCH PUNANI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ARSE WIKIPEDIA CHAV FUCK WHORE SCUMBUCKET PISS FEMADOM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER DICKWAD INBRED FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUKKAKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FRAK FUCK FLYING FUCK CLIT DAMMIT BULLSHIT PISS PIG BASTARD STEVE BALLMER TITTIES TITS & DICKS TITS ASSBANDIT WOP HITLER BITCH COCKSMOKER FUCK OFF BUGFUCK TACO CARPET MUNCHER JOHN SMILEY FACE SUCK MY DICK PUSSY SHITFUCKER CROTCH URINE-GARGLING SPANK THE MONKEY ASSFACE CHAV JIZZ DOG SHIT SHITFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BALLS COCK PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFACE SIGMUND FREUD YUKY DOODY CHIGGER NAZI JACKASS SHIT BITCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNT SHITTY BITCH BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT BANGKOK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LENS CRAFTERS REBECCA BLACK MEG FUCKING CLEAN DRINKING WATER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS LICKER NIGGER FUCKER ANAL PUSSY FUCK CHAV FUCK BUTTFUCKER BOB SAGET SHITE NAZI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PEEPEE FUCKING JUMP! CHINK SEMEN GANGBANG CUNTBUCKET CUNT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITE CHIGGER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK POLACK PEARL NECKLACE CHIGGER NIGGER VAGINA DAMMIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SCROTUM WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITS & DICKS PUSSY ASS FASCIST SUCK A BIG DICK CHIGGER ASSHOLE DOUCHE SHITFUCKER RADIO FREE LUNCH SHITHEAD FUCKING INCEST SHITFUCKER FUCK HELL WANK YID WANK ORGASM BUGFUCK MONKEY SHIT GRINGO WANKER PISS ARTIST FUCKING JUMP! I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITE PEEPEE PEARL NECKLACE THONG TASTER FUCKING A FELCHING ARSE FAGGOT PENIS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TONY LA RUSSA JUSTIN BIEBER JUSTIN BIEBER BAD MOTHERFUCKER IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! INBRED DARTH VADER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LIMEY FROG COCK BUNG-HOLE FEMADOM TITTIES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN WIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES TITTIES DILDO GOBSHITE PISS FUCKING JUMP! CRAP ON A STICK SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SHITE FUCKER ORGASM SHIT FRIG SHITFACE JUNGLE BUNNY PEDOPHILIA DOG SHIT FUCKWIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK LIMEY CHINK GRAPE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE COCKSUCKER CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST OSTRICH MY ASS ASS BOOBIES DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN BUGFUCK HELLFIRE SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS FUCKER TWAT PISS SLOPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ORGASM SHITE CUNT CUM BELLEND ASSWIPE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRAPE PENIS SEX COCKSUCKER BOLLOCKS NAZI MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT HYPERINFLATION EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PICKANINNY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK YOGHURT CANNON PUSSY SCUMBUCKET DOG FUCKER PISS OFF HATE HATE HAT MONKEY SHIT PEDOPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK ASSCRACK HAIL SATAN! FLYING FUCK EAT MY SHIT! FELCHMONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT ANUSCAKE CUNNILINGUS JENKEM RICK MORANIS BUTT-HOLE PISS ARTIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS JERRY FELCHMONKEY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SOD OFF MACACA HELL WEHATEMARIO FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT DICK BASTARD SHITBALLS SUCK MY DICK FUCKER CUNT BOLLOCKS SHITFACE DOG FUCKER CHOAD CRAPMUNCHER CUNNILINGUS TITS BONER BRITNEY HELL DAMN IT WANK GANGBANG ASSCRACK FUDGEPACKER KRAUT TIT DIRT BOLLOCKS WETBACK HITLER I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN BUKKAKE SEX BITCH NIGGER TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT SOD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMMIT GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT ALF WANK FUCKING HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITCOCK DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! PIECE OF SHIT CRAPFUCKER PENIS CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE ORGASM BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK SHITTY LENS CRAFTERS LENS CRAFTERS CUNTRAG SCROTUM COCK ASSFACE BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND PORCH MONKEY BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING CRAPMUNCHER FOUR-EYES JACKASS ASSBANDIT ASS ASS BEANER BASTARD DICKLICK BITCH FUCK A DUCK KIKE BALL SACK BLOWJOB TWISTY VAGINA JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PEARL NECKLACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOCCASINS BEAVER SHITE SHITHEAD WHITE RIGHTS FRIG SHITTY PISS ARTIST CARPET MUNCHER DOUCHEBAG JIGGABOO BUGGER OFF MASTURBATION BUTT PIRATE PIGFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE CAMEL FUCKER HELL FUCKFACE BASTARD DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JIZZ DAMN PUSSY MALL SANTA CUNNILINGUS POLAK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NAZI GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHITE MACACA CHINK CUNT DICK CHICKEN PENIS BASTARD PISS WANK FELLATIO YOU WANKER BITCH FUCKTARD HELL DICKFACE CRAPPY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER HOT GRITS TITMOUSE POLESMOKER TAMPON IN MY ASS DOODIE HEAD SEMEN SACRAMENTO BOLLOCKS PENIS FUCKHEAD RAGHEAD SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN DICK CHOAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CRACKER FELCHING ORGASM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICK CHICKEN CHOAD FASHION BUG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM BALL SACK DEVELOPERS! BLUMPKIN SHITTY FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK PIG BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SOD OFF REDNECK CUM INCEST ASSRAPING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DUNE COON WHORE SHIT ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT FUCKBAG FUCKING THONG TASTER CHOAD CUNT DOG SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITWANK TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM PRICK SPIC FUCK BEANER STRAWBERRY ASS BUGFUCK BEANER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHE OH SHI– REDNECK REDSKIN HORSE SHIT FUCKWIT TWAT SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH PRICK CUNNILINGUS FIST FUCK HELL BUTT PIRATE JACKASS SUCK MY COCK NIPPLES ASSWIPE FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK BELLEND SHITHEAD SHITFACE ANAL BITCH EMO BITCH MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BOON RANDY TRAVIS FUCK OFF TURD FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN BOON YUKY DOODY BLUMPKIN FUDGEPACKER BATHING SUIT AREA CLIT GOD DAMMIT LIMEY NICARAGUA SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKFUCKFUCK RHODESIA EAT MY SHIT! FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE IN SACREMENT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCKSMOKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SACRAMENTO NIPPLES PISS UP MY ARSE SHITBALLS ASSWIPE ASS SHIT WILLY WONKA TWAT CHICKEN SHIT BONER BUTTFUCKER DICKLICK DICKHEAD JERK OFF BIGNOSE WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SEMEN SEMEN COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG SHITFACE DUMBASS ASSHAT GYPSY TWISTY VAGINA CROTCH GANGBANG BALLS ARSE YOU WANKER FUCKTARD I WILL KILL YOU! ANAL CROTCH HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTTFUCKER BRITNEY ORGASM FUCKWIT BOOBIES HO DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA OSTRICH MY ASS WIENER PENIS ON A STICK SHITHEAD TRANNY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JERRY CUNT GENITALIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRIS CHAN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SPIC GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD BUNG-HOLE BAT FUCK INSANE BOOBS WIENER WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMMIT O CANADA CHING CHONG CHINK PISS KIDDY FIDDLER WANK ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK DUMBASS WOP PAKI CHENEY FUCK OFF ORGASM HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOOK TITMOUSE WIENER FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK FUCKING BASEBALL WIENER JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER FOUR-EYES WANK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS POOPOO MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS [Insert swear here] COCK GO HOME AND DIE SON OF A BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES YOUR MOM MALL SANTA FUCKING PORCH MONKEY DAMN INBRED BITCH WETBACK DICK TITS SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER RICK MORANIS BITCH MONKEY SHIT PIG PORCH MONKEY BITCH DUNE COON ORGASM BULLSHIT SHITHEAD BUTT-HOLE CROTCH CUNTSWILLING CUNT DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST HELL ABO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS OFF MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKSTAIN JERRY CUNT FUCKSTAIN TWAT GIVING HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK NIGGER TITS NEGRO PISS TIT SPRINKLES PRICK SCUMBUCKET SON OF A BITCH FRED PHELPS DAMN FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKWIT DUMBASS WANK ORGASM VENEREAL DISEASE NICARAGUA TITTIES COCKSHITTER FUCK YOU PISS FUCKWIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? STRAWBERRY ASS SHITE FUCK RAPE ARSEBADGERS HELLFIRE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT POLAK BOB SAGET DUMBASS BIGNOSE ASS FUCK YOU ASSRAPING SHIT GRINGO DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN NEGRO BAT FUCK INSANE DAMN PISS SPIC VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD INCEST POMMIE HO WEHATEMARIO TITS SEX MOCKIE JACKASS MARY WHITEHOUSE ALF CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS PRICK JACKASS SHIT KNOBJOCKEY ANAL DIABETES I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING CHUFF ASSHOLE NECROPHILIA CHINK BITCH SHITFACE SACRAMENTO JUNGLE BUNNY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HEIL HITLER! BOOBIES FUCK BITCH PEARL NECKLACE ARSEBADGERS FU SPANG VENEREAL DISEASE CLIT GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON GANGBANG REDNECK POO POO BLOWJOB INJUN TURD FENCE JUMPER FUCKING A FRITZ ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM DAMN TENTACLE RAPE WANKER SHITTY PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX GO HOME AND DIE ORGASM FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT SHITE MONKEY SHIT FUCK MASTURBATION FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS GOD DAMMIT DICK FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER CUNT ASS FASCIST CHOAD FAGGOT LIMEY FLYING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK MALL SANTA ASSWIPE BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKTARD DOG FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER DICKWAD FAGGOT PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY ASSRAPING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WOP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TACO TITWANK RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD FUCKTARD YOU WANKER SEX BASTARD [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DICKLICK BLOWJOB FUCKING BONG CUM HIV NEGATIVE ASSHAT HELL ASSHAT FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL CUNT PRICK VAGINA ASSFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN IT LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER HELL FUCKWIT BOB SAGET BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE GENITALIA FUCKER PENIS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI SHITBALLS GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA TITS REDSKIN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HAIL SATAN! POLACK NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD DAMMIT HO GOD DAMN ASS ARSE DAMMIT GIVING HEAD RAT'S ASS JOHNNY ASSCRACK DOUCHE MALARKY OSTRICH MY ASS GIVING HEAD BONER PISS NIGGER SOD OFF MICK BITCH OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTRAG DICK CHICKEN CLEMEN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD BITCH BONER NIGGER TITS FUCKER HELL I'LL RAPE YOU BATHING SUIT AREA I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN BEANER FUCKER AY-AY-AY DUMBASS BELGIUM BELGIUM FUCKING SHITSLINGING VAGINA FENCE JUMPER GO HOME AND DIE FUCK NAZI JOHN SMILEY FACE LOLLIPOPS YOU WANKER PISS OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSFACE BUKKAKE JOHN ELWAY BEAVER COCKSUCKER REDSKIN FUCKHEAD HOMO LET'S SHIT REDSKIN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

GENITALIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTSWILLING and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his FLYING RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which FUCKWIT while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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