Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SPUNK neurochemical FUCK disorder FENCE JUMPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS or COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKWIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POOPY NIGNOG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLUSTERFUCK utterFUCKance of socially PISS OFF MY ASS objectionable words).
JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourette's is BIRD SHIT not to be ASS confused with ASSWIPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENISFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKFACE random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-RICK MORANIS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAGHEAD language, DICKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SOD souvenir shoppes and massive SLOPE quantities JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS of ANAL DIABETES JOHN ELWAY garbage.
Darnit.
A HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HORSE SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WOMEN'S RIGHTS article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and LAKE TITICACA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TIT DIRT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOCKIE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NORTH KOREA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TIT DIRT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can BLUMPKIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFACE TV, for always focusing on the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
- The main PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TUBA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNNILINGUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTBUCKET knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is I WILL KILL YOU! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANAL DIABETES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JERK OFF school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MARGARET THATCHER sufferers to become LOLCAT manically depressed and ASS commit CRAPPY suicide.
- There is no POLACK cure, and the FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE tics often have adverse COCKSHITTER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS LICKER perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go GOD DAMN numb and MARY WHITEHOUSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the JOHN ELWAY drug.
I am an active member of a BOON tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUCK MY DICK the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am NIGGER sorry for CUNTRAG "hi-jacking" your THONG TASTER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY DICK this that really BUKKAKE annoys me. I am working towards a CHOAD KISSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REDNECK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PUSSYLICKER, and making fun of a COMMUNIST DILDO horrible disorder is (not) SUCK MY COCK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST time.
Best PISS OFF regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BUGGER OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply
As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIANENMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society MINORITIES.
Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen
P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew FUCK NUGGET Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply
As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ABO saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my HOMO intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKING Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SEX and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TUBA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BALL SACK BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BITCH HORSE! FUCKING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING'S HOUSE
How BEAVER to HELL cure TOURETTE'S IS FUN the BORDER HOPPER Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment DAGO for INJUN Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Syndrome GO COUNT YOUR DICK is DONALD RUMSFELD following CONDOMS these TITMOUSE rules CHENEY in FUCK order:
- 1: Avoid D'OH immature MUGABE'S MOMMA little FELCHING kids,
- 2: Count to DEVELOPERS! within DAMNATION 10 I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROMEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your ALEX TREBEK GYPSY SHITFUCKER nor DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! talk,
- 4: Tell DOODIE HEAD yourself you POLAK don't BASTARD have DARTH VADER this WARNER MUSIC GROUP disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY KRAUT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKING last straw FUCK!
I fucking put PISS ARTIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BRITNEY the TOP OF CHINK THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANK offensive. FUCK A DUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INBRED people who try BIG FOOT to battle WETBACK'WEHATEMARIO that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-DICKFACE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELCHING it now, but someone said BUTTFUCKER' BASTARD COON'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS is a laughing ART METAL PRODUCTS matter. Plus there LIKE FATHER LIKE SON was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are RAPE articles [expletive deleted] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So MOCCASINS that means PENIS stop getting mad at the CHINK first part too and BOOBS talking about the GO HOME AND DIE letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what BUGFUCK letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self ASS even made a really NI good point. "It's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! nothing more REDSKIN from a head nod to a FRAK knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add PISSHOLE onto BEANER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE suffer that FUCKSTAIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHUT UP, MEG! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK CHICKEN be, because if I were a DAMNED TABERNACLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELLFIRE hilarious. If you ASSHAT Want facts, go on CLEVELAND STEAMER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS OFF be offended, don't read CRAPPY the freaking TAMPONS article anyway.
FUCKTARD ABO SHIT DAMN MONKEY SHIT TWAT CUNT ASSWIPE HELL
PAKI CROTCH BUTT-HOLE O KURWA! FUCK NUGGET INCEST EPIDIDYMIS AY-AY-AY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT NAZI ARSE BUGFUCK suck my mothers CLUSTERFUCK WHORE ASS DOG FUCKER CUNT WANK GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI REDNECK BALLS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA HOSER NI SHIT SHITE NIGGER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SEMEN FENCE JUMPER NEGRO MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT ALF FUCKSTAIN TWAT TWO-INCH PENIS RAT'S COCK CUM HONKY CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY SHIT DAMN CUNT FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD RAT'S COCK FUCKING A CUNT FUCK BONER TITWANK ASSFACE JACKASS WANKER MALARKY TWISTY VAGINA ASS CUNT GOAT DICK PRICK SHITFUCKER DAMN DYKE TITS FUCKING A WANKSPLAT SPIC THONG TASTER WANK MONKEY BALLS CHICKEN SHIT SHITCUNTING MONKEY SHIT WIKIPEDIA ASSBANDIT DOUCHE DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD POLAK TITS & DICKS EMO NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT JERK OFF FUCKING BASEBALL INBRED COCKSHITTER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ELECTION TWAT PEDOPHILIA UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! RAT'S COCK DICKLICK GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM O CANADA DAMNATION VENEREAL DISEASE CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BASTARD MOCKIE LET'S SHIT ARSE CHENEY COMMUNIST DILDO SHITHEAD ASSHAT TENTACLE RAPE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! ASSWIPE CHENEY OLD CHRIST OF A MACACA JUSTIN BIEBER BLUMPKIN GRIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS SHIT WINDOWS VISTA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WHORE DICKFACE RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCK YOU SACRAMENTO JERK OFF SHITE ASSBANDIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT PENIS ON A STICK DUMBASS ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON [expletive deleted] DICKFACE TITS JACKASS FEWMETS BITCH SHITSLINGING THONG TASTER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FELLATIO FUCKING FIST FUCK JOHNNY BULLSHIT WANK NIGNOG FRIG NIGNOG PEARL NECKLACE DELICIOUS CAKE SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LOGJAMMER EPIDIDYMIS BONER FUCKHEAD BITCH PISS OFF WANK PUNANI MACACA BLOWJOB CUNT WIENER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INJUN COCK I WILL END YOU! FUCK CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX MALARKY ANUSCAKE PISS OFF NIGNOG RUSKIE RUSTY TROMBONE BUGFUCK FUCKER PISS ARTIST FOOTBALL CUNTING ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK NUGGET DICK TITS COCKSMOKER RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING SPIC TITS & DICKS ASSHAT CLEMEN JIZZ FUCKING CHING CHONG CHINK PISS FRAK BITCH ASSBANDIT COCKSUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CLIT SAND NIGGER SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER BITCH DAMN JACKASS SCROTUM AUTOFELLATIO PUNANI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSWIPE JUSTIN BIEBER DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES YOGHURT CANNON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TAMPONS YOU WANKER GYPSY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JAP HELL RUSKIE ARSE CHIGGER YOU WANKER DIPSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT 4CHAN KIKE FUCK YOU POLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS TWO-INCH PENIS ASSRAPING SHIT PISS OFF CONDOMS HOMO JESSE McCARTNEY BUGGER FUDGEPACKER CUNTRAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELLFIRE ASS ASSFACE ASSHOLE BUKKAKE SEX ORGASM FUCK OFF BALLS PISS OFF BASTARD BOOBS SMILES DAMN PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE QUEEF DAMNATION PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHING BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK YOU INBRED FELLATIO ARSE POLACK BITCH GRAPE PENIS BAT FUCK INSANE MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER JACK OFF BULLSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF PISS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NICARAGUA BRITNEY FUCK A DUCK JERK OFF DUNE COON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TRANNY DICKHEAD PRICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TOWELHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH GRINGO GOATSE ORGASM INBRED MOTHERFUCKER PICKANINNY OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH COCKSTUFFER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK ASSFACE CRAPPY JAP ASS BUGGER COCKSUCKER HADJI BITCH P'KANG FUCK YOU CHRISTHUMPER BITCH SPRINKLES POOPOO DOUCHE P'KANG BELGIUM JESSE McCARTNEY RAT'S ASS TWAT HELL BULLSHIT MOCCASINS FUCK OFF INBRED DAGO BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF DAMN DOUCHEBAG DIPSHIT DICKFACE SEX CLIT DIPSHIT D'OH PISS ARTIST FUCKING BASEBALL WANK BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE COCK CUNT ARSEBADGERS PRICK HELLFUCKER GANGBANG DIPSHIT FUCK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL TAMPONS RAPE MUGABE'S MOMMA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITFACE NEGRO INCEST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSFACE SHIT JACK OFF FAG DILDO CHOAD FLYING FUCK POMMIE FUCKTARD FUCKWIT DICKLICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLESMOKER PIECE OF SHIT ASS SLOPE CHICKEN FRIES CUM REBECCA BLACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD CRAPMUNCHER SAND NIGGER ASS JOY LAKE TITICACA DICKFACE DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX PUNANI BELLEND MONKEY SHIT TAMPONS BUTTFUCKER HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! GOD DAMN suck my mothers FUCKFACE JERRY CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD DICK ASS SHITCUNTING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKBAG FUCK FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] MALARKY RAT'S COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BUDDHIST MONK WANK CLUSTERFUCK I DON'T HAVE AIDS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN WOP DICK IN A BOX WARNER MUSIC GROUP NECROPHILIA FRAK BITCH GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE PENIS ON A BUN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITCOCK JACKASS SHIT NIGGER PEEPEE POOPOO CUNTRAG FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK FLYING RAT'S ASS NORTH KOREA COCKSMOKER PISS OFF ARSE VAGINA SPUNK FUCKING CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER GOD DAMMIT HOMO CUNTYMINTS CHINK BULLSHIT HOSER BRITNEY LOLCAT DICK SCUMBAG BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOM FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SCROTUM BITCH NI CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING PRICK FUCK YOU BUGFUCK PORCH MONKEY HELL 666 PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHAT FUCKWIT FAG BUGGER OFF P'KANG SHITHEAD JAP DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT SHITHEAD PENIS SHITHEAD TITWANK LENS CRAFTERS ASS WANK NAZI FUCKING A RICK MORANIS FUCKTARD HADJI DOODIE HEAD DEVELOPERS! FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH ASSRAMMER JERK OFF BULLSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS TAFFY SUCK MY COCK SHIT DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER NEOPETS NAZI YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS OH SHI– CUNT GOD DAMN YOU WANKER CUNT SEX GOD DAMMIT SUITCASE PENIS DICK CHICKEN JERK OFF INCEST FAGGOT SHUT UP, MEG! SHITFUCKER RUSKIE FOUR-EYES DAMN IT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PRICK SHIT MOLDY TITS LAKE TITICACA SOD GREASER LET'S SHIT SCUMBAG GOD DAMN CHRISTHUMPER DICK TITS CLUSTERFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAT'S COCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME LENS CRAFTERS YOU WANKER FELCHMONKEY COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN FUCK NUGGET JUSTIN BIEBER ARSE BOOBIES SHAKOPEE BIRD SHIT WEHATEMARIO DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER DICKFACE SHIT PEDOPHILIA BUGGER OFF MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY WIKIPEDIA POLACK REBECCA BLACK DICK CHICKEN BATHING SUIT AREA ASSCRACK TIT SPRINKLES SHITHEAD NICARAGUA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUCHE FIST FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY FU SPANG PEEPEE BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTT-HOLE ASS FUCK YOU CUNT ASSHOLE TITTYWANK ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK PUNANI O CANADA SEMEN FEWMETS BOOBS POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO BITCH FUCKING POOPOO BEANER ASS LICKER I'LL RAPE YOU BLOWJOB LET'S SHIT CUNT LAPPER TOWELHEAD BITCH HELL DONKEY DICK LET'S SHIT FELLATIO DAMN IT SPANK THE MONKEY NICARAGUA FAG BRUSH MA TEETH DILDO PRICK FAGGOT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUSSY GOD DAMN SCUMBAG AUTOFELLATIO SEMEN FUCKSTAIN PIG FUCKSTAIN NIGGER BORDER HOPPER TOWELHEAD DYKE CROTCH BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POOPOO SHITFUCKER CONDOMS HITLER ANUSCAKE DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MARY WHITEHOUSE VAGINA BUGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS ASSWIPE JERK OFF CANNED QUOTE DONKEY PUNCHER I WILL KILL YOU! WANK BALL SACK SHITTY SOD FUCKING DAMN DUMBASS GOOK WANK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! JACK OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MASTURBATION SOD FUCKING A BONER SAGGY TITS PAKI BUGFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK HOMO RUSKIE NAZI JAP CHOAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTTFUCKER ARSE LOGJAMMER LET'S SHIT NAZI CLEMEN TITWANK WANK BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS PRICK FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDSKIN TESTICLE CHOKE WARNER MUSIC GROUP SUNSHINE BOOBIES BALLS SHITFUCKER BALLS RAT'S ASS SHIT SHIT FUCKFACE FRAK POMMIE COMMUNIST DILDO FELCHING BITCH INCEST HONKY I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY DICK INBRED COCKSMOKER FLAMING ASS BADGER I RAPE WALRUSES! BOOBS POLACK CROTCH GOATSE INCEST BUGGER BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT HELLFIRE RAGHEAD CUNT [expletive deleted] SOD OFF SOD OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POLACK TOSSER CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD BASTARD HUEY P. NEWTON SOD OFF NECROPHILIA RUSTY TROMBONE EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS FUCK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLIDE BOON WIENER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SHITTY CUNT DOG FUCKER HELL GOD DAMMIT RUSKIE CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SCROTUM SHAKOPEE LET'S SHIT NIGGER TITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU BITCH BORDER HOPPER SHIT HOT GRITS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FELLATIO PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD FEWMETS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO CUNNILINGUS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS BANGKOK MARGARET THATCHER DAMN IT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS OFF MY ASS FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH SHIT DAMMIT BASTARD PORCUPINE'S BALLS CRACKER RAPE YOU WANKER SHITCUNTING LAKE TITICACA HELL PRICK SUCK MY DICK BONER CLEMEN BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET FRENCH TICKLER GIVING HEAD DOM DeLUISE COCK GOOK INBRED PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! SCROTUM FUCKBAG PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CUNTING ASSCRACK FAG TWAT TITS WIKIPEDIA BANGKOK ASSFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PEEPEE ORGASM GYPSY BITCH HELL LENS CRAFTERS DUMBASS SEMEN JOHNNY GOD DAMN SOD OFF CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY FRIG I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT FUCK RAT'S COCK CRAP DICKFACE FUCK BUGGER CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE SHIT FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT SLOPE DILDO COCKSMOKER TOWELHEAD SHITFACE SEX JIZZ PENIS FUCK GENITALIA HELL ARSE GOD DAMN I WILL END YOU! LIMEY SUCK MY DICK FUCK ARSEBADGERS FRIG CUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKWIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BAT FUCK INSANE DONALD RUMSFELD FIST FUCK O KURWA! TAMPON IN MY ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCKGOBLIN SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTRAG FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER POLACK DICKHEAD NIGGER DICK PISS ASSHOLE ASSFACE COMMUNIST DILDO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING ASSHAT PISS OFF YUKY DOODY POWERSHIT WANK JIZZ GOOK DESU PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB BOOBIES DAMNATION NAZI HELLFIRE BUTT PIRATE CUM TONY LA RUSSA CUNT CRAPPER POWERSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS HORSE PENIS PIKACHU MAMA MIA PISS ARTIST GARBAGE DAY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT PISS BIG FOOT PRICK FELLATIO BUKKAKE DOUCHING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITTY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA PUNANI FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE WANKSPLAT TURD GOD DAMN DYKE SHIT BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD DONKEY DICK TAFFY SOD OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT WALRUS SHIT INBRED DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE IN SACREMENT FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD FUCKER DICKFACE DICKFACE EMO AUTOFELLATIO BITCH SEX DIPSHIT FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BALLS CANDY INVISIBLE! LIMEY DIPSHIT BUGGER SOD OFF PUPPIES DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLCRAP TAMPONS PISS OFF DICKHEAD ORGASM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ARSE BUTTFUCKER FALUN GONG SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COON BUTT PIRATE TUBA JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN HELL NIPPLES SHIT WALRUS SHIT JACKASS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT INCEST Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKING A and with the CARPET MUNCHER and his SPANK THE MONKEY of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about DICKLICK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DICKHEAD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- JAP
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITTY subject. If you do not find it funny CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED TRANNY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SUCK MY DICK joke loses its humour CRAPMUNCHER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so COCKGOBLIN ignorant, then you wouldn't have CAPTAIN CRUNCH needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! INCEST SHITFACE SUCK MY DICK GANGBANG BUGGER OFF!!!!!I <3 COCK |
