Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AMERICA ONLINE neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden PEDOPHILIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PENISPENISPENIS!!! or DIPSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SON OF A BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TRANNY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BULLCRAP utterFUCKance of socially NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! objectionable words).
SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's is INBRED not to be RAPE confused with FUCK NUGGET Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHINK random WARNER MUSIC GROUP disorientation, culturally-PIGFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TENTACLE RAPE language, PENIS ON A STICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING A BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JOHN SMILEY FACE souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSUCKER quantities MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH garbage.
Darnit.
A PORCH MONKEY Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BONG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSWIPE article CHOAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JUSTIN BIEBER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PUSSYLICKER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about STEVE BALLMER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHICKEN FRIES Tourrette's sufferers BULLSHIT swear. You can DUMBASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the DIRTY SANCHEZ bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
- The main PAKI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INCEST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK OFF knee ARSE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HITLER school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKLICK sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and FUCK commit BUKKAKE suicide.
- There is no MOZILLA FIREFOX cure, and the CUNNILINGUS drugs that are available to, "calm" the EPIDIDYMIS tics often have adverse YUKKY DOODY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire COCKSMOKER body to go BITCH numb and FAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the TWO-INCH PENIS drug.
I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the NEOPETS public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I WILL KILL YOU! much much (hand spasms) more...
I am ARSEBADGERS sorry for MILF "hi-jacking" your RAGHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL this that really CHRIST OF TABERNACLE annoys me. I am working towards a MOCCASINS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTRAG, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOG SHIT time.
Best TIMBER NIGGER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “WIKIPEDIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply
As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society FIREWALLS.
Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen
P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?
Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSWIPE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my SCROTUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DAMN and FUCKING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BAND WITH 4 NEGRO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GIVING HEAD HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE
How SHITE to FROG cure ASSCRACK the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment MOCCASINS for KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's PRICK Syndrome CLEMEN is ORGASM following CUNTRAG these NIGGER rules ASSCRACK in THONG TASTER order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKER immature MOTHERFUCKER little TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! kids,
- 2: Count to JESSE McCARTNEY within PENIS 10 BULLCRAPseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BOLLOCKS EPIDIDYMIS BONER nor FELCHMONKEY talk,
- 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you GOAT DICK don't OSTRICH MY ASS have CLEMEN this BOB SAGET disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT CRAPPER WITH NASTY FUCK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSWIPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw CLEMEN!
I fucking put PISSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FLYING RAT'S ASS the TOP OF CUNT THIS SMEG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RAT'S COCK offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SLOPE people who try WANKSPLAT to battle BEAVER'THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES that tight-ass BOOBS 17-year-MARGARET THATCHER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT it now, but someone said TWAT' MOTHERFUCKER WANK'CAMEL JOCKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there FUCK YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FROG'S FAT ASS Uncyclopedia, there are SHITTY articles DAMNATION about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So RAPE that means SHITE stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK talking about the CHING CHONG CHINK letter that it's PUSSY mocking (what ASSHAT letter? I don't even know what YID the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self FUCK OFF even made a really YOU WANKER good point. "It's FUCKING nothing more COCK from a head nod to a WIENER knee tick". PRICK. Which I'll add FUCK onto HORSE SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TWAT suffer that PRICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHUFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a RAT'S COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you VAGINA Want facts, go on TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOBSHITE be offended, don't read WANKSPLAT the freaking FUCK article anyway.
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BULLSHIT BUTT-HEAD [expletive deleted] DOT HEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOG SHIT SHITBALLS KOREA LOVER VOTE ASSFACE MOCCASINS COCKSMOKER SEX 666 [Insert silly non-swear here] TWAT HADJI JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKFACE COLGATE EPIDIDYMIS POLAK GOAT DICK AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT MASTURBATION MARGARET THATCHER TWAT JACKASS MASTURBATION AMERICA ONLINE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S COCK DAMN FENCE JUMPER SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS WIENER PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE FUCKER ASSHAT GIVING HEAD DAMN IT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 666 FUDGEPACKER ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST CAPTAIN CRUNCH TOSSER BOOBS CHOAD THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE MOCCASINS FUCKWIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOOBS FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU TITS SHITFUCKER BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! 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SHITCOCK TITS & DICKS WANK MONKEY SHIT HELLFIRE FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES BITCH FRIG SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOLLOCKS HOMO FUCKING A GRINGO DUNE COON ASS FUCK OFF FUCKING INBRED NAZI HELL GENITALIA PISS ARTIST BRUSH MA TEETH TIMBER NIGGER PISS OFF SOD PENIS SHITE RUSKIE BOOBIES COCKSUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BASTARD DICKLICK STEVE BALLMER COMMUNIST DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS FRITZ INJUN KAFFIR TALK PAGES CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK DICKLICK VAGINA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITS ASS MARCH OF FLAMES PRICK SEX FRIG RAPE TITWANK WANK RAPE DIPSHIT TITTIES RAT'S ASS GYPSY RAPE FUCK DICKLICK GANGBANG INJUN I'LL RAPE YOU [EXPLETIVE] SOD TITS HELL DICKLICK FELLATIO DICKHEAD HELL CHING CHONG CHINK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOUCHEBAG SHAKOPEE REDSKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE COON MONKEY SHIT COCKSTUFFER FUCK FLYING FUCK WANK SUCK A BIG DICK VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA TWAT WIGGER SHIT DAMN RAT'S COCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ARSE PORCH MONKEY SAND NIGGER BUGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHIGGER SHITE FAG BITCH PRICK CTHULHU FHTAGN BALLS DOUCHING BUGGER [expletive deleted] BASTARD TARTAR SAUCE ALF ASSHAT 4CHAN ASS BUGGER ASSFACE DAMN JOHNNY DAGO PUNANI GOBSHITE RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA JUNGLE BUNNY JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHE DAMN ASSFACE ASS FASCIST WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANK TITTIES CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE PENIS DOUCHING BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK MY COCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT BUTTFUCKER TITS DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BITCH BIRD SHIT BIGNOSE ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT ASSHAT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SHITSLINGING and with the VENEREAL DISEASE and his PRICK of girraffes in which FUCKHEAD while reading about PISS ARTIST!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See PISS ARTIST also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- POOPOO
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CUNTSWILLING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SEMEN subject. If you do not find it funny GOD DAMN, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK YOU ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PICKANINNY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAMN IT joke loses its humour FAGGOT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NIGNOG ignorant, then you wouldn't have YUKKY DOODY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAMN ARSE FELCHING [EXPLETIVE] SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
