Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHAV neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MACACA, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOU WANKER or GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOG SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHINK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENIS HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTBUCKET utterFUCKance of socially NIGGER objectionable words).
DAMMIT Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be FUCKING JUMP! confused with [expletive deleted] Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT LIKE A HORSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKSMOKER random CHINK disorientation, culturally-PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HADJI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RUSTY TROMBONE language, FUCKWIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MY ANUS IS BLEEDING souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM of ANAL DIABETES DONALD RUMSFELD garbage.
Darnit.
A DUMBASS Polite Note to the JOHNNY Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BONER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YID article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOCKIE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUCHE NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MARCH OF FLAMES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers DONKEY PUNCHER swear. You can TENTACLE RAPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NICARAGUA TV, for always focusing on the JIGGABOO bad side of a terrible SHITCOCK thing.
- The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLUMPKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD knee VAGINA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHITPISSER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for GOBSHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become RAT'S COCK manically depressed and BORDER HOPPER commit BUGGER OFF suicide.
- There is no TITTIES cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the TUBA tics often have adverse NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna EAT MY SHIT! perodol" which caused my entire JIZZ body to go SPIC numb and PENIS ON A BUN basically made it NIGGA! worse than KAFFIR it is without the SHITHEAD drug.
I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating D'OH the NIPPLES public view of Tourettes as a "MAMA MIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KNOBJOCKEY much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PISS OFF sorry for FELLATIO "hi-jacking" your POOPOO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FAGGOT this that really PEDOPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a SUCK MY DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JOHN ELWAY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BEANER, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) PEDOPHILIA funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.
Best DICKFACE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “GO COUNT YOUR DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply
As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.
Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen
P.S. FROG Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply
As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK OFF saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DONGSHOVER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine MACACA Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CHRISTHUMPER and BULLCRAP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TAFFY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SON OF A BITCH BAND WITH 4 JIZZ MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS FASCIST HORSE! MACACA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MACACA'S HOUSE
How BLOWJOB to CLEVELAND STEAMER cure MONKEY SHIT the DAMN Tourette's CUM Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SEMEN for JERK OFF Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome AUTOFELLATIO is MY ANUS IS BLEEDING following ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA these FUCKFACE rules HENTAI in DAGO order:
- 1: Avoid DONKEY PUNCHER immature PEDOPHILIA little DIRTY SANCHEZ kids,
- 2: Count to BUKKAKE within SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 10 JACKASSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your DAMN IT TONY LA RUSSA SHIT nor CUM talk,
- 4: Tell TOSSER yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't TOSSER have AY-AY-AY this COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the MACACA last straw SHITCOCK!
I fucking put CUNTSWILLING' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPIC PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE the TOP OF VENEREAL DISEASE THIS NAZI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTRAG offensive. FUCK YOU. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITMOUSE people who try FUCK to battle REBECCA BLACK'EXTRA LONG PENIS that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-PENISPENISPENIS!!!—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GANGBANG it now, but someone said COCK' TRANNY CHICKEN SHIT'CRAP ON A STICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING is a laughing JERRY matter. Plus there WOMEN'S RIGHTS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are CHICKEN SHIT articles DICKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POOPY stuff. So GO HOME AND DIE that means POLESMOKER stop getting mad at the SCROTUM first part too and CRACKER talking about the FLYING FUCK letter that it's CONDOMS mocking (what GIVING HEAD letter? I don't even know what BUTT-FOR-BRAINS the heck you're talking about). Adrian PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT hi self FUCKING A even made a really ASS good point. "It's TWAT nothing more DAMN IT from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!. Which I'll add BULLSHIT onto SHITHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOCCASINS suffer that MOLDY TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JIZZ it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOUCHE be, because if I were a FUCKSTAIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FAGGOT hilarious. If you SHITHEAD Want facts, go on I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read CUNT CRAPPER the freaking COON article anyway.
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CAMEL JOCKEY SEMEN WANK BITCH DOUCHE SCROTUM RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY TURD TITTIES TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! D'OH DOUCHEBAG CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT JESUS H. 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MASTURBATION SHITSLIDE ARSEBADGERS DICK CHICKEN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DYKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED TITTIES SHITFACE PISSHOLE TOTAL ANAL SPIC SHITFACE HORSE SHIT BEANER TITTIES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JOHN ELWAY KNOBJOCKEY LENS CRAFTERS LET'S SHIT CLIT RUSTY TROMBONE INCEST ASSRAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS TURD FUCK A DUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAT'S ASS FAGGOT JAP DICKHEAD BEAVER BOB SAGET FROG BOLLOCKS SLOPE [expletive deleted] ORGASM DOUCHE NAZI DICKFACE DONKEY DICK I WILL KILL YOU! DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SPUNK MASTURBATION MONKEY SHIT SEX JAP REDNECK FUCK YOU HOMO BALL SACK PUSSY ASSHOLE CTHULHU FHTAGN WHORE ASSWIPE CUNT FUCKSTAIN COCK FUCKWIT DICKWAD DICK TITS DICKHEAD BUKKAKE CROTCH DICKHEAD DILDO YUKY DOODY PAKI INJUN EAT MY SHIT! 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SCUMBUCKET DOUCHE NAZI SOD FUCK LONGCAT IS LONG BITCH GYPSY WETBACK JACKASS PORCH MONKEY CUNT DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL ON CRACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT NICARAGUA DUMBASS NIGGER FRIG JESSE McCARTNEY DAMMIT CHINK DAMNATION ABO PISS ARTIST SACRAMENTO CLEMEN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELLFUCKER VAGINA DICK CHING CHONG CHINK PRICK GIVING HEAD YOUR MOM FUCKWIT OSTRICH MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE MOLDY TITS BASTARD WANKER PENISFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YOU PISS DOG SHIT FUCK OFF MUGABE HAS AIDS SMEG DOG SHIT YOU WANKER D'OH SCROTUM FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS ASS LIMEY CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE NIGGER TITS SCUMBUCKET [expletive deleted] OSTRICH MY ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT PICKANINNY [expletive deleted] I'LL RAPE YOU JAP FUCK OFF GENITALIA WIENER DOUCHETITS WHORE BUKKAKE MAMA MIA SHIT ASS GOD DAMMIT DUNE COON BLUMPKIN TWAT NIGGER FUDGEPACKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE ASS PAKI DAMN WETBACK BONG NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BULLSHIT CLEMEN PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST CHENEY THIS IS SPARTA! RUSKIE TITTIES FROG'S FAT ASS DUNE COON CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK PENIS JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK FRAK BITCH SHITFACE CHINK NIGNOG ORGASM FENCE JUMPER WOODPECKERSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT HELL GOBSHITE SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BOB SAGET TWAT NAZI FUCKER SHITCOCK FUCKFACE FUCK SMEG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS ASS LICKER BONER TOSSER ASS RAT'S COCK MOCKIE ASSBANDIT ARSE BELLEND FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SON OF A BITCH TRANNY PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE GRINGO SUCK MY DICK BALL SACK PRICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTT-HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANKSPLAT BITCH DARTH VADER CLIT BOOBS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH COCK NIGGER BALL SACK DOG SHIT BITCH CLIT ARSE JIZZ FUCK OFF MICK FLOWERS FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITBALLS HOT GRITS SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKTARD PENIS ON A BUN BUTT PIRATE LET'S SHIT FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRIG DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING NAZI POOPY CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS POLACK SHITHEAD DAMN HOMO EAT MY SHIT! ADMINS ARE GAY PISSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSRAPING DIRTY SANCHEZ WALRUS SHIT COON NIGGER ASSFACE POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO WANKSPLAT DAMN SHITTY TACO FUCK DAMN BASTARD CUNT DAMN FUCK DICK FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT SEX RAT'S ASS WHITE POWER BUGFUCK BELLEND SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS TOWELHEAD WANK ASS RAPE JACKASS WANKER BEAVER CUNT TWISTY VAGINA BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKER DAMN CECIL JOHN RHODES PUSSY BUTT PIRATE MOLDY TITS SHITPISSER HAIL SATAN! BEAVER DILDO JENKEM CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOUCHE SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SHITSLIDE NECROPHILIA JACKASS DAMN IT FU SPANG PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTSWILLING SEMPRINI FROG'S FAT ASS LIMEY SMEG SHIT ASSBANDIT PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST ARSE SHIT FAG POOPY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NORTH KOREA CAPITALISM DOM DeLUISE ASS DAMN IT FROG'S FAT ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SOD NIGNOG DAMN SHITSLIDE WANK NIGNOG BLUE PENIS! ASSWIPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CAMEL FUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK PIG P'KANG NECROPHILIA GANGBANG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER PISS OFF JUSTIN BIEBER OSTRICH MY ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TITTIES WANK DAMN NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER POLACK HOMO DIPSHIT PISS OFF CUNTBUCKET FENCE JUMPER CUNT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NIPPLES RAGHEAD HITLER POOPY FUCKING BLUMPKIN PEDOPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE BITCH KIKE FUCK FLYING FUCK NIGGER FUCKTARD DAMN IT KIKE YOU WANKER CHOAD BUTTFUCKER JACKASS HOSER FUCK NUGGET WANKER WIGGER MALARKY BIRD SHIT BOLLOCKS BRUSH MA TEETH ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK SCUMBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REDNECK PRICK BOLLOCKS MAMA MIA YID MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST BOOBS JIZZ DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTT PIRATE MICK ARSE DIPSHIT WANK HADJI DICK ASSCRACK BUKKAKE ORGASM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK BITCH HOSER CRAPMUNCHER FAG DAMN SHITSLINGING CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY ASS JOHN ELWAY POWERSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS JAP FUCK CLUSTERFUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER HELL CUM FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DILDO FUCKSTAIN NEGRO LOLCAT YOU WANKER ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! MACACA MOCKIE SOAPY TITWANK MASTURBATION CHRISTIANITY GENITALIA TWAT RAGHEAD BULLSHIT FUDGEPACKER DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIRTY SANCHEZ GOBSHITE FUCKER ASSRAPING CRAP CUNTRAG SHIT FUCKFACE JERRY FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER YUKY DOODY PUSSY GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD BEANER FRAK BELLEND CLIT FUCKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY CUM COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITFUCKER ANUSCAKE FUCKER CHIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER MACACA 30 CASES OF PICKLES SIGMUND FREUD BULLSHIT BASTARD HORSE SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE BATMAN & ROBIN BUKKAKE BULLSHIT SCUMBAG ORGASM FEMADOM MALARKY NAZI SUITCASE PENIS ANAL DIABETES DONKEY DICK INBRED PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITHEAD NAZI COCKSTUFFER FELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES DAMMIT BLUMPKIN POO POO BLOWJOB SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSBANDIT LIMEY FUCKHEAD JIZZ PIG SHITSLINGING ASSFACE PUNANI CUNT DICKHEAD WOP I WILL KILL YOU! JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER SHUT UP, MEG! PENIS TESTICLE CHOKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHAKOPEE CHOAD KISSER COCK FIST FUCK FRENCH TICKLER PENIS PUSSYLICKER CAMEL JOCKEY SPUNK FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER PISS FUCK A DUCK CUNT SEMEN BITCH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME [EXPLETIVE] ASS JACKASS TUBA FRENCH TICKLER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE CRAPFUCKER BELLEND ART METAL PRODUCTS PUSSY PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TOWELHEAD COON GOOK PISS ARTIST ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE DAMN FUCKER COCKSMOKER HEIL HITLER! FLAMING ASS BADGER BOOBIES CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TIT DIRT MONKEY'S UNCLE SPANK THE MONKEY YOU SUCK BALLS SHIT DEVELOPERS! ASSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS REBECCA BLACK BALL SACK DICKFACE BULLSHIT BUGFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX TITS & DICKS NIGGER FUCK YOU BALLS BALLS CLEMEN MALARKY ASSFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKFACE ASSWIPE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FIST FUCK CHOAD KISSER UIGURS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOB SAGET FUCK FUCKHEAD EMO HELLFUCKER WEHATEMARIO PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK ANAL WETBACK PENIS ARSEBADGERS BALLS VAGINA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FRAK HOSER FUCK ASS WIKIPEDIA HELLFUCKER WANK BULLCRAP SCROTUM INBRED YOU WANKER DUNE COON BALLS HO ASSHAT JIZZ TITTYWANK SHITFACE WHORE DIPSHIT GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK ANAL PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD BELLEND BENSON SUCKS POMMIE ARSE BITCH OH SHI– PEACEFUL SIGMUND FREUD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS FUCKFACE TWAT ARSE JACKASS WILLY WONKA DAMMIT FUCK OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUM ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH FUCKING BLISTERING BARNACLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive WHORE and with the ASS and his LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD of girraffes in which JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST while reading about FUCKBAG!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CUNTBUCKET also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- WIKIPEDIA
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FUCKSTAIN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITSLINGING subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKSTAIN, it is probably because you are an INBRED QUEEF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. POOPOO If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JUNGLE BUNNY joke loses its humour FUCKWIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TONY LA RUSSA ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK YOU needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PISS ARTIST MALARKY GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES GOAT DICK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
