Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SON OF A BITCH'FELLATIO'ASSRAPING'FUCKHEAD'INCEST'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK'FUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WANKSPLAT neurochemical FUCK disorder DARTH VADER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHICKEN SHIT, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMMIT or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOUCHE NAZI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SOD HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially HORSE SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHE television programs to address IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's syndrome.

JIZZ Tourette's is CHOAD not to be ASSCRACK confused with JACKASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I WILL END YOU! random FLYING FUCK disorientation, culturally-SIGMUND FREUD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BAT FUCK INSANE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIPSHIT language, SPANK THE MONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHE JUSTIN BIEBER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FROG'S FAT ASS souvenir shoppes and massive WEHATEMARIO quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES SEX garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the PENISBIRD Author:

The SCROTUM Tourette's BIRD IN THE HOUSE Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to NICARAGUA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOLLOCKS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POOPY article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ABO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POLAK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers ASS FASCIST swear. You can SHITCUNTING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DONKEY DICK TV, for always focusing on the TITS & DICKS bad side of a terrible ORGASM thing.
• The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! knee FUCKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TIT SPRINKLES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LIMEY school for FUCK A DUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR sufferers to become POLAK manically depressed and JUNGLE BUNNY commit CHUFF suicide.
• There is no GO COUNT YOUR DICK cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the ORGASM tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITE perodol" which caused my entire GANGBANG body to go PUSSYLICKER numb and SON OF A BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than INBRED it is without the FRENCH TICKLER drug.

I am an active member of a ASSCRACK tourette syndrome ASSHAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the NIPPLES public view of Tourettes as a "CUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHAT sorry for JOHN SMILEY FACE "hi-jacking" your VENEREAL DISEASE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BRITNEY this that really PORCH MONKEY annoys me. I am working towards a CHOAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS SHIT, and making fun of a FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) FIST FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUSSY time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NORTH KOREA Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. VENEREAL DISEASE Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTERFUCK punch him if you ASSHOLE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FAGGOT saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHICKEN SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGGER and CARPET MUNCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CONDOMS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PIGFUCKER BAND WITH 4 FUCKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD OFF HORSE! CHICKEN SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHICKEN SHIT'S HOUSE

How PENIS ON A STICK to MILF cure MASTURBATION the ASS Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INCEST for KAFFIR Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome FUCKHEAD is COMMUNIST DILDO following CUM these TITS rules FUCKHEAD in DONALD RUMSFELD order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature TITTYWANK little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to SAND NIGGER within NEGRO 10 ANALseconds,
• 3: Do not open your VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT INBRED nor FUCKWIT talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S COCK yourself you SHITTY don't GANGBANG have MONKEY BALLS this VAGINA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOB SAGET WITH NASTY CUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHICKEN SHIT last straw FROG!

I fucking put KAFFIR' my comment at the TOP OF THE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF INBRED THIS BUGGER OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM offensive. SHITPISSER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK OFF people who try PISS OFF to battle BENCH PRESS'OPINION that tight-ass ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP 17-year-FUCK YOU—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SPANK THE MONKEY it now, but someone said CLUSTERFUCK' CAPTAIN CRUNCH TACO'FUCKBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLUSTERFUCK is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there PUSSY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN IT Uncyclopedia, there are BIRD SHIT articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSWIPE stuff. So SHITBALLS that means FUCKING BASEBALL stop getting mad at the DOG SHIT first part too and WHITE POWER talking about the CRAPMUNCHER letter that it's WOP mocking (what SHITCOCK letter? I don't even know what VAGINA the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKTARD hi self FROG'S FAT ASS even made a really PUSSYLICKER good point. "It's FUCK NUGGET nothing more INJUN from a head nod to a FUCK YOU knee tick". FEMADOM. Which I'll add FUCK OFF onto WALRUS SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HORSE PENIS suffer that JOHN SMILEY FACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITE be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you INCEST Want facts, go on SUITCASE PENIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! be offended, don't read SAND NIGGER the freaking ART METAL PRODUCTS article anyway.

HOMO TUBA ANUSCAKE CUNT DAMN ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOB SAGET ASSHAT PISS OFF

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POLAK FROG MONKEY SHIT CROTCH CHENEY HONKY KIKE INCEST INCEST SHITSLINGING ALF MALL SANTA PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! YOUR MOM WANK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITFACE FELLATIO RAGHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF HO EPIDIDYMIS SHIT BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS TALK PAGES FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF GOOK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HORSE SHIT BITCH HELL YOU WANKER NEGRO PUSSY CHINK CC PLZ I RAPE WALRUSES! FLYING FUCK INBRED PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO TITS FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK CUM GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE BALL SACK I WILL END YOU! FUDGEPACKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS UP MY ARSE CRAP ON A STICK ASSFACE WANK AUTOFELLATIO MILF CUNT BUGFUCK BOLLOCKS GARBAGE DAY! BELGIUM BITCH CRAP ON A STICK GRIS BUKKAKE CHOAD BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS HUMAN RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN CHUFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GENITALIA and with the KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 and his GOAT DICK of girraffes in which DOUCHING while reading about SOD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JUNGLE BUNNY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• OPINION