Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TWAT'BITCH'SHITSLINGING'PISS OFF'SOD OFF'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKSTAIN look at the MALL SANTA talk page of this DAMN article for notes or discussion before LET'S SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHAKOPEE neurochemical FUCK disorder JESUS FUCKING CHRIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEX, sudden SHITTY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ORGASM or POTTYMOUTH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRIG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIPSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LET'S SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTTFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FASHION BUG television programs to address CRACKER Tourette's syndrome.

DILDO Tourette's is STEVE BALLMER not to be ASS confused with HO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AMERICA ONLINE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! disorientation, culturally-NIPPLES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CONAN O'BRIAN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKWAD SACRAMENTO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIRD SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFACE Polite Note to the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Author:

The HELLFUCKER Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was DELICIOUS CAKE founded to SPANK THE MONKEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JIZZ Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SAND NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FALSE BENSON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance [expletive deleted].

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BALLS TV, for always focusing on the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS bad side of a terrible O CANADA thing.
• The main SEMEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAPPY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'AY-AY-AY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WEHATEMARIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BIRD SHIT school for DICK TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOCKIE sufferers to become YID manically depressed and LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! commit suck my mothers suicide.
• There is no ARSE cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire SHITFACE body to go DICK numb and MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE basically made it NIGGA! worse than RECTUM RAIDER it is without the GOAT DICK drug.

I am an active member of a RICK MORANIS tourette syndrome GO HOME AND DIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOTHERFUCKER the COON public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTING ASSCRACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITCOCK sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! this that really COON annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YID article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MICK, and making fun of a LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! horrible disorder is (not) LENS CRAFTERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTBUCKET time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RUSKIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew RAPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK punch him if you PIECE OF SHIT want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CLIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEX Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS and BUTTFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITHEAD BAND WITH 4 FUCKING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANUSCAKE HORSE! SEX IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEX'S HOUSE

How REDNECK to EXTRA LONG PENIS cure TONY LA RUSSA the GOD DAMN Tourette's TOTAL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ABO for GOD DAMN Tourette's TOWELHEAD Syndrome TURD is AY-AY-AY following DICKHEAD these HOLY DUMB FUCK rules COON in BENCH PRESS order:

• 1: Avoid BUGFUCK immature BEANER little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to HI, BILLY MAYS HERE within [EXPLETIVE] 10 JAPseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOBSHITE ARSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM nor FUCK A DUCK talk,
• 4: Tell MALARKY yourself you GENITALIA don't GANGBANG have CRAPPY this GOD DAMMIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFUCKER WITH NASTY VENEREAL DISEASE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEAVER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEX last straw NIGNOG!

I fucking put MOCCASINS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ORGASM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REDNECK the TOP OF TITS THIS NIPPLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BLUMPKIN offensive. CUNNILINGUS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try JACKASS to battle BLISTERING BARNACLES'CHING CHONG CHINK that tight-ass HELL 17-year-I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find O CANADA it now, but someone said DOUCHE' PRICK BASTARD'PENIS ON A STICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DONKEY DICK is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOAT DICK Uncyclopedia, there are CHIGGER articles GOD DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITSLINGING stuff. So BAT FUCK INSANE that means ASSCRACK stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY talking about the PEDOPHILIA letter that it's PENISFUCK mocking (what BUGFUCK letter? I don't even know what FELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHAKOPEE hi self WANK even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's DAMN IT nothing more DICKHEAD from a head nod to a WETBACK knee tick". MONKEY'S UNCLE. Which I'll add REDSKIN onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIPPLES suffer that GYPSY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKWIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a SEX Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DONKEY DICK hilarious. If you WOODPECKERSHIT Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POOPY be offended, don't read SAGGY TITS the freaking DOUCHE article anyway.

HELL ASSCRACK FUCKBAG POLACK FUCK A DUCK HELL HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SPANK THE MONKEY NIPPLES WANK

HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD YOUR MOM FUCK A DUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CROTCH ASSHAT DAMMIT BULLSHIT DILDO BELLEND SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE FRENCH TICKLER PISS FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER SHUT UP, MEG! DICKWAD BITCH FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF SUGARTITS SHITPISSER DONKEY DICK DICK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BATHING SUIT AREA COON BEAVER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKING SON OF A BITCH HELL POLAK ASSHAT ASSHOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS DICK IN A BOX BUGGER SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING DICKWAD BOB SAGET STEVE BALLMER LET'S SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD CUNT NIGGER PISS OFF BASTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOB SAGET ASS BEAVER PISSHOLE 666 FUCKWIT SEX CRAP ON A STICK MONKEY SHIT ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER JACKASS BONER MONKEY SHIT FAG DICKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE SEX DUMBASS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN SEMEN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS CUM TITS PORCH MONKEY JAP PIECE OF SHIT SOD FUCKING JUMP! DICK CHICKEN ASSBANDIT FUCKBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PENISBIRD FUCKSTAIN TITWANK DUMBASS DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST INBRED WANKER FUCK OFF BUKKAKE JENKEM FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD PUSSY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER MILF JUNGLE BUNNY DIPSHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITSKIN FUCK OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BEANER INCEST SCROTUM TOTAL REDNECK DOUCHEBAG CRACKER POOPOO BOLLOCKS DAMN FUCKWIT WANK FOUR-EYES POLAK PENIS ON A STICK NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN PUSSY CRACKER PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE CHRISTHUMPER VAGINA DAMMIT SPUNK BANGKOK YOUR MOM TITS & DICKS BULLCRAP CRAPFUCKER NIPPLES PISS PISSHOLE LET'S SHIT LENS CRAFTERS YUKY DOODY FUCK FUCKING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTT PIRATE SPANK THE MONKEY FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER COCKSUCKER WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE PAKI BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NICARAGUA BASTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHIT CARPET MUNCHER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITS CUNTBUCKET TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING RAT'S ASS SHIT JAP PRICK SHITE TITMOUSE ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PAKI NI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PICKANINNY CHING CHONG CHINK CROTCH WANK SCROTUM ASSCRACK [EXPLETIVE] BUGGER DICKLICK FAG SCROTUM GOBSHITE POMMIE FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK OFF KIKE CHENEY BONG BUGFUCK SHIT GARBAGE DAY! JACKASS SHIT SCUMBAG ASS FUCKING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHEBAG [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SMILES SHITE CUNT NIPPLES P'KANG RAT'S COCK MICK ABO FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKFACE REDSKIN COON MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKFACE FUCKTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BAT FUCK INSANE SHITSLINGING SCROTUM NEGRO YUKY DOODY BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD JACK OFF FIRECROTCH DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WANK PISS OFF MY ASS SHITTY PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HORSE SHIT CUNT DAMN IT CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN IT POOPY TITS DICKHEAD NICARAGUA FUCKSTAIN SLOPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER VAGINA I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT JERK OFF WOP FUCKING A TITWANK MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT NIGNOG WOP SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CUNTRAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POLESMOKER BALLS JIZZ WANK NIPPLES POO POO BLOWJOB TOWELHEAD FUCK NUGGET FUCK BLOWJOB DIPSHIT D'OH KAFFIR HITLER FUCKWIT CUM FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT DEMOCRACY SHITCUNTING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT BUKKAKE SHITE I WILL END YOU! CUNT FUCKER PIGFUCKER suck my mothers YOUR MOM ARSE TRANNY TENTACLE RAPE SOD CUNT HELL DICK CHICKEN BITCH MALARKY COCKSHITTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN SEMEN BASTARD FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT DAMN NIGGER CUNT BASTARD FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BELLEND AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHETITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WHORE PECKERHEAD SHAKOPEE FRIG BULLSHIT FRED PHELPS TITS DILDO CHOAD KISSER HOSER BITCH BITCH WIGGER CHENEY SHITSLINGING SHITFACE SPIC DICKFACE PISSHOLE BUNG-HOLE CUNTYMINTS JUSTIN BIEBER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOODPECKERSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG SHIT FUCKWIT LOGJAMMER TITTYWANK FUCKFACE NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE HAIL SATAN! DICKFACE CROTCH INBRED AMERICA ONLINE TWAT SHITCUNTING SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE BUTT-HEAD FLYING FUCK ARSE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITSLINGING SHITE SHIT BONER CHENEY SACRAMENTO PRICK CROTCH BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS SUCK MY COCK FUCKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BIRD SHIT FUCKING A WANKSPLAT HO EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM URINE-GARGLING DAMN JOHN ELWAY DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN RAPE GOD DAMN DICKHEAD CHUFF FUCKHEAD FUDGEPACKER MALL SANTA CRAP GANGBANG TWAT TITTIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT NECROPHILIA BITCH POTTYMOUTH PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK PUSSY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WIENER VAGINA ASS LICKER BOLLOCKS BELLEND DUMBASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICKFACE HITLER BALLS GOBSHITE ASS FUCKING A WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN CUNT CROTCH DOUCHETITS DAMN PIECE OF SHIT CONDOMS ANUSCAKE GO HOME AND DIE EAT MY SHIT! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD COLGATE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BENCH PRESS ASSHOLE HORSE SHIT BASTARD WANKSPLAT NIPPLES GANGBANG CANNED QUOTE TACO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAGHEAD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET SHIT FUCK GOD DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU SCUMBAG DAMN PENIS DUMBASS FUCK GOATSE CUNT SHITBALLS FUCK CUNT TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP YOU WANKER COON FRIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YOU WANKER ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT EMO TIT DIRT SCUMBAG SPUNK HEIL HITLER! WETBACK GANGBANG HELL LET'S SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKHEAD BEANER COON CUNT CRAPPER CARPET MUNCHER POLACK CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK WANKER POLACK TIT DIRT CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMMIT SHITSLIDE CRAP ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT FUCKSTAIN MACACA CUNNILINGUS FUCK MALARKY ASS FASCIST NORTH KOREA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NEGRO TITWANK COCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WIENER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN RAGHEAD HELL COCK RAT'S COCK I AM CORNHOLIO! BEAVER CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER TAMPONS CUNTYMINTS JAP PENIS ON A BUN DICKHEAD JOHNNY TIMBER NIGGER GRINGO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BORDER HOPPER TUBA NICARAGUA CUNT POLACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS UP MY ARSE DICKWAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ INJUN CHOAD BUTT PIRATE WANK INBRED CRACKER CLIT HITLER RAPE MASTURBATION GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHETITS MACACA LAKE TITICACA GENITALIA BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK PISSHOLE SHITE CRAP ON A STICK FUCK YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT YOU WANKER DICK IN A BOX COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE BENSON SUCKS AY-AY-AY MOCCASINS SHIT MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF SCROTUM NAZI FUCKER PENISFUCK WANK BOOBIES KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 NIPPLES MICK SHITE ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL QUEEF KAFFIR WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK FRAK DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN UIGURS GOD DAMN GOD DAMN BUGFUCK FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT WIGGER CUNT DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN BOOBS FUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRIG DICKFACE DONKEY DICK WANK POLACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PRICK PIG COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA PENIS ON A BUN HOLY DUMB FUCK CLUSTERFUCK GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITFACE CHIGGER BULLSHIT DIPSHIT ASS FRITZ EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKWAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGNOG FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CROTCH NI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BASTARD SHIT BASTARD WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS COON SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER DICKHEAD DAMN IT BUGFUCK SUITCASE PENIS SHIT ANUSCAKE PIG FIST FUCK FUCKTARD CROTCH BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER CRAPMUNCHER SPUNK JACKASS FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH HELL JACK OFF NI HO ASS TITS FUCKWIT CAMEL FUCKER KNOBJOCKEY TWAT ASS DOG FUCKER SUITCASE PENIS ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST pen0r DICKHEAD DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET SHITSKIN GRIS DIPSHIT BLUE PENIS! CLUSTERFUCK WANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO FUCK YOU DAMNATION DAMMIT FUCKHEAD SACRAMENTO HELL BUGGER COCKSUCKER KRAUT RAT'S ASS SHITE SHIT GOATSE GIVING HEAD ASSFACE CUNT CUNT CRAP ON A STICK SHITE DOUCHEBAG DONKEY PUNCHER DOG SHIT BALL SACK ORGASM BOLLOCKS FUCK A DUCK CUNT RAT'S ASS DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER CROTCH FEMADOM PIG BASTARD SHIT PRICK DAMN WANKSPLAT PUSSY FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY WIENER PISS ARTIST ASS FASCIST YOU SUCK BALLS CUM SPANK THE MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK DAMMIT NIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER DIPSHIT DOUCHING SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS TITTIES DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE CUNT PISS FUCKFACE CRAP SHUT UP, MEG! GENITALIA GREASER PIECE OF SHIT YOU WANKER JACK ABRAMOFF CONDOMS GARBAGE DAY! HELL BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK MILF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HITLER SHITTY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CROTCH HELL BUTT PIRATE PIG THIS IS SPARTA! BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK NI FUCKFACE LOGJAMMER COON PICKANINNY CHIGGER JACKASS JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink 666 GANGBANG BENCH PRESS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSYLICKER SHIT SHITSLINGING GANGBANG RAPE WIENER CAMEL FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER WANKER JENKEM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT CUNT GOD DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA SCUMBAG FLOWERS CHUFF TURD CUNTBUCKET RAPE ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER DICK FUCK DAMN ASSWIPE TWAT TITTIES HELL BUTTFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] SLOPE CHIGGER CONDOMS GANGBANG PENIS AUTOFELLATIO ASS ASS LICKER DICKHEAD [Insert yet another person's name here] CHICKEN FRIES HELL COON NIGGER BLESSED DAMN SAINT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITS PRICK JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA I WILL END YOU! PEDOPHILIA RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHE NAZI TURD RAPE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKBAG PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKING PISSHOLE ASSHOLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNT FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR KAFFIR TESTICLE CHOKE DICK BUGGER PAKI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHICKEN SHIT and with the I WILL KILL YOU! and his HELL of girraffes in which FROG while reading about JIGGABOO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TWISTY VAGINA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WANK