Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKER'ASSHAT'BUGFUCK'CUNT'SHIT LIKE A HORSE'CUNNILINGUS'DICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a HELL look at the SHITHEAD talk page of this I WILL KILL YOU! article for notes or discussion before PEARL NECKLACE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder PENIS ON A BUN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CC PLZ, sudden FUCKING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT or CRAPPY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMMIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PENIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BLOWJOB by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL VENEREAL DISEASE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially PEDOPHILIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BOOBIES television programs to address HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourette's syndrome.

HOSER Tourette's is FUCKHEAD not to be DAMMIT confused with COCKSHITTER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NORTH KOREA random NECROPHILIA disorientation, culturally-MILF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCKSUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HYPERINFLATION language, DICKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRACKER DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BATHING SUIT AREA souvenir shoppes and massive LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES ORGASM garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The HONKY Tourette's ROSIE O'DONNELL Research Institute was RUSKIE founded to PISS UP MY ARSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOT HEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFUCKER article KAFFIR funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCUMBUCKET I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FROG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NEGRO Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can 666 blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING bad side of a terrible HEIL HITLER! thing.
• The main DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKING FUCKBOROUGH knee WIENER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HONKY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTT-FOR-BRAINS school for SAMUEL L. JACKSON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUKKAKE sufferers to become I'LL RAPE YOU manically depressed and SHITFACE commit THONG TASTER suicide.
• There is no CUM cure, and the LONGCAT IS LONG drugs that are available to, "calm" the SOD OFF tics often have adverse ORGASM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBIES perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go INCEST numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than PIECE OF SHIT it is without the FUCKSTAIN drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome SCROTUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the TESTICLE CHOKE public view of Tourettes as a "BRUSH MA TEETH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WOP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK OFF sorry for DOUCHE NAZI "hi-jacking" your DICK CHICKEN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WOP this that really ASSFACE annoys me. I am working towards a JESSE McCARTNEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHUT UP, MEG! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL, and making fun of a JIZZ horrible disorder is (not) TIT DIRT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your THONG TASTER time.

Best CRAPMUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TAMPONS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. MACACA Regards to Andrew BIRD SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The JACKASS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING A punch him if you COCK want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my JERK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CC PLZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and DOUCHING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITS & DICKS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKSUCKER BAND WITH 4 DOODIE HEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHAKOPEE HORSE! CC PLZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CC PLZ'S HOUSE

How DIRTY SANCHEZ to FUCKBAG cure FUCK the CHIGGER Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for BULLCRAP Tourette's SHITFUCKER Syndrome BASTARD is CONDOMS following FUCK these SHITHEAD rules BUTTFUCKER in PENISFUCK order:

• 1: Avoid TAMPONS immature CLIT little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within FUCKWIT 10 DIRTY SANCHEZseconds,
• 3: Do not open your VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO nor WOODPECKERSHIT talk,
• 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you BITCH don't RUSKIE have PENISBIRD this HADJI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PORCH MONKEY WITH NASTY PISS OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SON OF A BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CC PLZ last straw PIG!

I fucking put MASTURBATION' my comment at the TOP OF THE WEHATEMARIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AUTOFELLATIO the TOP OF GOATSE THIS CHUFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOOBS offensive. JERK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL people who try CUNT to battle BEANER'FUCK YOU that tight-ass DAGO 17-year-[expletive deleted]—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said ASSHAT' CUNT FOUR-EYES'ABO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DONKEY PUNCHER is a laughing CAMEL FUCKER matter. Plus there STRAWBERRY ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are TURD articles NECROPHILIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS stuff. So FUCKBAG that means PEEPEE stop getting mad at the DOG FUCKER first part too and ASSHAT talking about the BULLSHIT letter that it's FUCK OFF mocking (what FUCKING A letter? I don't even know what ASSHAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKWIT hi self SHIT even made a really suck my mothers good point. "It's WANK nothing more SHITHEAD from a head nod to a WOMEN'S RIGHTS knee tick". ABO. Which I'll add D'OH onto BALLS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PORCH MONKEY suffer that FUCK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DEVELOPERS! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PEARL NECKLACE be, because if I were a GOATSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLUSTERFUCK hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on FUCKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BIGNOSE be offended, don't read SHITCOCK the freaking TITTIES article anyway.

TWAT SHIT FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS CLEMEN SHIT SAND NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER TRANNY

FUCKWIT NEGRO CLIT CHINK SHITFACE PUSSY PUNANI ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHOAD KISSER CUNT HYPERINFLATION ASS FUCKWIT BAT FUCK INSANE EMO FUCKSTAIN TWO-INCH PENIS BUTTFUCKER CHENEY PECKERHEAD HOMO CHENEY ARSE TITMOUSE CUNT REDSKIN FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BELGIUM ARSE FUCKWIT GANGBANG NAZI DOUCHEBAG FUCKFUCKFUCK CUM MALARKY DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK HELLFIRE BOB SAGET SUGARTITS FUCK FOUR-EYES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NAZI TAFFY WARNER MUSIC GROUP GO HOME AND DIE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE MICK TURD PISS ARTIST BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DILDO BITCH FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUGFUCK JUSTIN BIEBER CRACKER KRAUT WHORE FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT TITMOUSE CLEMEN TITS BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY WIKIPEDIA BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS ASSFACE DELICIOUS CAKE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER TWAT BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST CHING CHONG CHINK DOT HEAD CONDOMS HONKY SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE PISS ARTIST CUM BUTTFUCKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT FELCHING D'OH SHITTY JUSTIN BIEBER BOB SAGET GANGBANG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING D'OH WOODPECKERSHIT HUMAN RIGHTS DUNE COON ASS HOMO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOLLOCKS DAGO 666 WIKIPEDIA FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING RECTUM RAIDER POMMIE BITCH SHITFACE DAMMIT CUNTING ASSCRACK PUSSYLICKER ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITS & DICKS FUCK A DUCK SEMEN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENIS FUCKTARD MOCKIE PEARL NECKLACE HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD ASSBANDIT FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER COCK GRINGO HORSE SHIT GOAT DICK O CANADA NEGRO TOTAL ASSHOLE POLAK TIT DIRT FUCK NEGRO DOUCHING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SPUNK FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT JENKEM JERK OFF SHITSLINGING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NAZI OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHIT BALL SACK SHITTY LICK PUSSY FAGGOT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET NIGNOG WANK SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK MOCCASINS BITCH CUNT BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER PIGFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER CLIT BUTTFUCKER BOLLOCKS PORCH MONKEY NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION WARNER MUSIC GROUP ORGASM COCK MACACA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH NAZI REDNECK SAND NIGGER SUITCASE PENIS BLOWJOB MOCKIE MARGARET THATCHER CRAPPY ABO DOUCHING ARSE BASTARD FUCKING HYPERINFLATION WANK DICKFACE ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST PEEPEE PENISPENISPENIS!!! BITCH FUCK OFF PRICK CUNTRAG PIECE OF SHIT SUITCASE PENIS CUM FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNTBUCKET BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCKGOBLIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FELCHING SHIT SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN JERRY SHITE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH DONKEY DICK COCKSMOKER SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I WILL END YOU! SPICY CUNT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU ALF BUGGER HADJI GO HOME AND DIE NIGGER BOB SAGET POLACK FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS TITS & DICKS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNTYMINTS FUCK CROTCH RAGHEAD KIKE HELL PISS OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICKFACE SHAKOPEE SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU KAFFIR BITCH PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH NIGNOG DAMN IT TWISTY VAGINA YOU WANKER FUCKFACE MICK SHITFUCKER ASS DOUCHE SON OF A BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS DONKEY PUNCHER COON PISS UP MY ARSE RIGHT WING FRENCH TICKLER TWO-INCH PENIS POTTYMOUTH TWAT BLUMPKIN CLUSTERFUCK COCKSHITTER JACK OFF FUCKING COCK CLUSTERFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT-HOLE DONGSHOVER SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PICKANINNY MICK TACO PECKERHEAD GOOK GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK HATE HATE HAT MASTURBATION JOHNNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE FUCKTARD FUCK TAMPONS ASS CLEMEN FUCKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSWIPE FRAK NIPPLES FASHION BUG CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS SCROTUM DOUCHEBAG COCK TITS BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS ORGASM NEGRO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOUCHE SPUNK PIG BALL SACK BELLEND ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY FUDGEPACKER FREE ELECTIONS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ASSHOLE DOM DeLUISE PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH JAP DAMN IT ANUSCAKE WANK BEAVER SHITPISSER FUCKHEAD HEIL HITLER! GIVING HEAD MAMA MIA SUGARTITS ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ORGASM FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG POOPOO PISS OFF MY ASS DAGO DAMN ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT KIKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BRITNEY ASS ANAL CLEMEN FUDGEPACKER WOP BOLLOCKS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFUCKER NIGGER FUCKWIT NEGRO VAGINA FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON DOODIE HEAD ASSWIPE FUCK OFF SHITBALLS EAT MY SHIT! ARSE JERK OFF BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS HADJI BOOBIES HELL FAG RECTUM RAIDER GANGBANG FUCK OFF MOCKIE COCKSUCKER FUCK BUTT PIRATE BASTARD JOHN ELWAY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUGGER OFF PISS UP MY ARSE SHITTY ASSRAMMER BITCH CHOAD CHIGGER FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER MONKEY SHIT CUNTRAG FUCKBAG ARSE ASSHOLE ORGASM PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF FUCK [expletive deleted] JOHNNY NIGNOG RAT'S ASS SEMEN KRAUT BOOBIES ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST TWISTY VAGINA DAMN SOD OFF JACK ABRAMOFF YOUR MOM BUTT-HEAD HELL BIGNOSE MONKEY SHIT PUNANI HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY NIGNOG DEVELOPERS! EXTRA LONG PENIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YID SCUMBAG POTTYMOUTH CUNT SHITE ASSFACE KIKE ASSRAMMER PECKERHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD WALRUS SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH BUGGER OFF BONG FRED PHELPS GRIS MOCCASINS PICKANINNY JACKASS BULLCRAP DICKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA ASS PORCH MONKEY HEIL HITLER! INJUN CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO CHIGGER BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BAT FUCK INSANE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH MARGARET THATCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAMPONS CLEMEN GOATSE ARSE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN DAMN SHITE HELL FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA RICK MORANIS FEWMETS CC PLZ CROTCH BUKKAKE RAPE SHITHEAD REBECCA BLACK WALRUS SHIT BUGGER OFF DICKFACE ASSFACE TITTIES POLAK CRAPMUNCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOUCHE SON OF A BITCH GOAT DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PICKANINNY CRAPPY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMN ASSRAPING TWAT QUEEF BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY SHIT DOG SHIT [Insert swear here] DOUCHE NAZI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN TIT SPRINKLES ASSHOLE JACKASS COCKSHITTER TOSSER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MAMA MIA WANK FUCKWIT JACKASS COON FUCKFACE TONY LA RUSSA HELL CAMEL JOCKEY TITS SHIT LAKE TITICACA INJUN ASSWIPE CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SAGGY TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS TIMBER NIGGER CRAPPY POOPOO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHOAD FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A CLUSTERFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHOAD KISSER ARSE CRACKER FUCKTARD DOUCHE PISS GANGBANG CONDOMS [Insert silly non-swear here] ASS LICKER CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING BASEBALL HAIL SATAN! BORDER HOPPER WOP SOD SEMEN CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PAKI COCKSHITTER EMO JACK OFF MALL SANTA DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT MICK YOU WANKER BOOBIES BEAVER URINE-GARGLING I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY DOG SHIT MOCKIE CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SHITTY COCKSTUFFER INBRED SUGARTITS COMMUNIST DILDO PORCH MONKEY SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT FUCK FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER HOMO SHITE WANKER CARPET MUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK CLEMEN LET'S SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHENEY ASSHOLE JAP SOD COCKSHITTER COCK KAFFIR WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX ART METAL PRODUCTS WOP PUSSY DAMMIT WEHATEMARIO WANKER CHOAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PRICK SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST SHITTY SEMEN JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD HOT GRITS MONKEY BALLS GOD DAMMIT CHOAD DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK POLESMOKER WEHATEMARIO WIENER NIPPLES SHITFUCKER RAPE FUCKWIT RAPE DOUCHING CHIGGER DAMN COCKSUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT-HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BIGNOSE BEAVER SAGGY TITS SHIT CLEMEN SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS JAP I AM CORNHOLIO! MONKEY SHIT SHIT SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PISS ARTIST PENIS ON A STICK CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BELGIUM SHITSKIN ASSHOLE FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHEBAG POMMIE MOCCASINS NIPPLES CHRISTHUMPER PISS OFF BULLSHIT DICK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PISS ARTIST BORDER HOPPER FUCKFUCKFUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITWANK OH SHI– BALL SACK ARSE PENIS CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO JERRY CLEMEN FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GENITALIA JENKEM FUCKING WETBACK HOSER CRAPMUNCHER FIST FUCK GREASER DAMN IT BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE MALL SANTA RAT'S ASS HEIL HITLER! SHIT BELLEND BEAVER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CROTCH GOAT DICK NAZI HELLFIRE BIGNOSE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT INCEST SHAKOPEE GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD ASS BUTT PIRATE CHRISTHUMPER FUCK RAT'S COCK YID ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS PEDOPHILIA INBRED BUTTFUCKER SMEG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAPE ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CROTCH BENCH PRESS RAT'S COCK NIGGER MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN TOTAL FELLATIO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITHEAD WANK VAGINA ARSE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DUMBASS FUCKER CHOAD FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SUGARTITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WOODPECKERSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIRTY SANCHEZ CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS MACACA BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE BONER GARBAGE DAY! BONER 666 HOSER FUCK AAAAAAAAA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUNE COON DEVELOPERS! SPANK THE MONKEY MONKEY SHIT POTTYMOUTH TITS ORGASM ASS LICKER ASSHAT ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTERFUCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN HOT GRITS DONKEY DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WANK FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH WINDOWS VISTA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKFACE BULLCRAP ASS FASCIST MILF BASTARD DOG SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS YOGHURT CANNON DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER JIGGABOO MOCCASINS BUKKAKE BOOBS BALL SACK ASSFACE ASS HO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD YUKY DOODY WANK NAZI WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITE PORCH MONKEY [EXPLETIVE] WIGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKFACE PAKI BEAVER COCKSMOKER TOSSER FUCK CROTCH DOT HEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! OH SHI– MONGOLIANS DONKEY DICK CUNT CRAPPER FUCKFACE WANK BUGFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU SHITPISSER GOATSE DICKFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] and with the GANGBANG and his FUCK of girraffes in which SCUMBUCKET while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FELCHMONKEY