Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or KIDDY FIDDLER neurochemical FUCK disorder RAPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden BRUSH MA TEETH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or MELAMINE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOCKIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKBAG ASSWIPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKBAG utterFUCKance of socially POLESMOKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DONKEY PUNCHER television programs to address FELLATIO Tourette's syndrome.

SCUMBUCKET Tourette's is SHITBALLS not to be BLISTERING BARNACLES confused with PICKANINNY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VENEREAL DISEASE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUNG-HOLE random JIZZ disorientation, culturally-JACK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITTIES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WOODPECKERSHIT language, FELLATIO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive BEANER quantities SHITSLINGING of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Polite Note to the DICKLICK Author:

The DAMN IT Tourette's ANAL DIABETES Research Institute was GOD BLESS AMERICA founded to SEMEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOT GRITS article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOCKIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of REDNECK Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can FUCKING A blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CAPTAIN CRUNCH TV, for always focusing on the DOT HEAD bad side of a terrible LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS thing.
  • The main HORSE PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BALL SACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee DOG FUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCKING A no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RUSKIE school for CAMEL JOCKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKHEAD sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and SPANK THE MONKEY commit MILF suicide.
  • There is no TWAT cure, and the FENCE JUMPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK tics often have adverse FRENCH TICKLER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire DILDO body to go BOB SAGET numb and WIENER basically made it NIGGA! worse than O CANADA it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a SHITTY tourette syndrome JIGGABOO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BEAVER the WETBACK public view of Tourettes as a "ASSFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NAZI sorry for PAKI "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAPE this that really WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? annoys me. I am working towards a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BLOWJOB article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a BUGFUCK horrible disorder is (not) TITTYWANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FLYING FUCK time.

Best DIRTY SANCHEZ regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MALL SANTA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew THONG TASTER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITBALLS punch him if you ASSWIPE want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the [expletive deleted] saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my PEDOPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE to AUTOFELLATIO cure POWERSHIT the CHIGGER Tourette's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BRITNEY for CROTCH Tourette's OSTRICH MY ASS Syndrome FELCHING is MONKEY BALLS following SHITFUCKER these [Insert yet another person's name here] rules PISS in CUNNILINGUS order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature FIST FUCK little JAP kids,
  • 2: Count to BLISTERING BARNACLES within CHINK 10 WANKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your YOGHURT CANNON CUNT CRAPPER suck my mothers nor ASSHOLE talk,
  • 4: Tell HELL yourself you ASSHOLE don't BIRD SHIT have BULLSHIT this COCKING FUCKBOROUGH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AY-AY-AY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKER last straw ASSFACE!

I fucking put FLYING FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE POWERSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HITLER the TOP OF BOOBS THIS FLYING RAT'S ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCUMBAG offensive. CHRISTHUMPER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKSTAIN people who try DAMN IT to battle BOLLOCKS'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass TITS 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSCRACK it now, but someone said P'KANG' CROTCH HOMO'DICKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing NIGGER TITS matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LOLCAT Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So POMMIE that means I RAPE WALRUSES! stop getting mad at the BIRD SHIT first part too and MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! talking about the NIHILISM letter that it's FUCKING mocking (what ASSRAMMER letter? I don't even know what PORCUPINE'S BALLS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGGER OFF hi self CLUSTER FUCK even made a really CHUFF good point. "It's BUGFUCK nothing more WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? from a head nod to a JAP knee tick". BUKKAKE. Which I'll add JIZZ onto SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS ARTIST suffer that POLESMOKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUTTFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BULLSHIT be, because if I were a WETBACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EXTRA LONG PENIS hilarious. If you DILDO Want facts, go on MOCKIE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER be offended, don't read NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! the freaking DAMMIT article anyway.

CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUTT-HOLE DYKE RAINBOWS DICK CHICKEN INCEST DOODIE HEAD BUNG-HOLE FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK

PISS OFF MY ASS COMMUNIST DILDO SMEG RECTUM RAIDER DUNE COON ASSRAPING I'LL RAPE YOU TOSSER BLOWJOB TACO ASS BASTARD SUGARTITS BUTT-HEAD ASSFACE NIGGER SUCK MY COCK CONDOMS FAG WANK WIGGER GIVING HEAD RAGHEAD HADJI SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG FUCK PISS OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TOSSER CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOM DeLUISE GOBSHITE GIVING HEAD WIGGER CHIGGER COON GOATSE SUCK A BIG DICK SHITSLINGING FROG CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING A ASSWIPE NIGGER TITTIES DIPSHIT WANK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN DILDO BULLSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOTHERFUCKER DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHAKOPEE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUSSY CHICKEN FRIES MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT BITCH NICARAGUA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHOLE PRICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BULLSHIT CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER FRITZ FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN CHIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES PISS TWISTY VAGINA ASSCRACK ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PISS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HORSE SHIT CUNT JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT FIRECROTCH PISS BOOBIES PISS SHITHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB PISSHOLE HENTAI FUCK WEHATEMARIO YUKKY DOODY ARSE CLEMEN ASSRAMMER BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GRINGO ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER OFF SIGMUND FREUD RAGHEAD BASTARD WOP CUNT NICARAGUA DAMMIT BIRD SHIT KAFFIR DUNE COON JACKASS FUCK NUGGET ASSHOLE GRAPE PENIS CUNNILINGUS FROG DOUCHEBAG DAMN SHITE TITS SHITHEAD PRICK QUEEF REDNECK FUCKER PENIS DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING BULLCRAP THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUM PISS CUNTRAG DYKE GOOK BASTARD BULLSHIT POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK JOHNNY JOHN ELWAY BONER DIPSHIT FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PECKERHEAD GRIS FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD ASSHAT TITTIES PAGE BLANKING BITCH FAG KAFFIR FELCHING TIT DIRT NIGGER DICK TITS SOD DIPSHIT JERRY FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD WANK BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE SHIT MALL SANTA DAMN EMO SHAKOPEE AMERICA ONLINE NAZI FUCKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR HELL DAMMIT CLEMEN FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE DIRTY SANCHEZ DONALD RUMSFELD FRAK CUNT DEVELOPERS! COCKSHITTER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSFACE CHINK CENSORSHIP JACKASS SUCK A BIG DICK ASSCRACK DAMN BLUMPKIN NORTH KOREA BOOBIES PIECE OF SHIT HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER ASS SHIT FEWMETS FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG SHITE SEX PAKI FUCKING JUMP! LIMEY FUCKING DAMN FUCKER JACKASS AAAAAAAAA! SHITFACE PENIS ON A BUN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PICKANINNY TWAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MAMA MIA BUTT-HOLE SHAKOPEE MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS SHIT GOBSHITE MASTURBATION ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITE SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD HELL DOG SHIT CHIGGER ASSFACE SAND NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY COCK FUCK NUGGET BALL SACK TAFFY PEEPEE JIGGABOO FUCKING A TWAT BITCH ASSHAT SHIT SOD OFF CLIT DARTH VADER BITCH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKING JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT WETBACK ASS COON COCKSTUFFER MOCKIE FUCKER SHIT DAMMIT BONER RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX YUKKY DOODY CUNT CRAPPER TITS BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT DAMN POLAK SPANK THE MONKEY FRAK ASSHAT JIZZ PISS OFF TUBA CUM SHAKOPEE ARSE FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN TIT SPRINKLES WIKIPEDIA MOLDY TITS TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST STEVE BALLMER FUCKING MONKEY SHIT HELL DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU WOMEN'S RIGHTS DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT BOOBS SHITSLIDE BALL SACK DAMN CUNT CRAPPER DUMBASS DAMNATION BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH BUGGER DILDO BITCH NECROPHILIA FUCK SHITSLINGING POMMIE MARCH OF FLAMES BOOBS JOHN SMILEY FACE BELGIUM MOCKIE BUTT-HEAD PISSHOLE SHITTY REDNECK SHITE BALLS ASSCRACK DOUCHE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUMBASS COCKGOBLIN BASTARD JAP DICK CUNNILINGUS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PORCH MONKEY ASSFACE NEGRO ASSCRACK SHITHEAD TRANNY DAMMIT BLOWJOB TITS CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF COCKSTUFFER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITTY TITMOUSE CUNNILINGUS DILDO BEAVER CHAV BIGNOSE SHIT DICK IN A BOX SCUMBAG DOG SHIT SPRINKLES ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE FUCK OFF FUCK CUNNILINGUS CRAP ON A STICK CUNT BOOBIES FUCKHEAD HELL SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TOURETTE'S IS FUN JACKASS SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS WANK TITS JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH DAGO SHIT ASS SHITE CRAPFUCKER NIPPLES DICKHEAD MASTURBATION PAKI ANAL DIABETES BUTT-HOLE JACKASS SHIT PISS DICKHEAD FUCK OFF NEGRO SHITFACE SHITHEAD DAMN FUCK PRICK RAPE PENISPENISPENIS!!! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RAT'S COCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOTAL MOCKIE SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS FAG PUSSYLICKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DUMBASS [Insert yet another person's name here] MOLDY TITS SON OF A BITCH SCUMBAG CHINK HELLFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY PEARL NECKLACE INCEST FUCK WANK VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN POOPOO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SPUNK ARSE HELL I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU ARSE POLAK P'KANG TAFFY NEGRO ASSFACE FUCKTARD DAMN TUBA SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKING BUTTFUCKER CROTCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE FUCKTARD FUCK YOU CLEMEN FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT SHIT HOMO DOUCHETITS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSKIN HELL FUCKTARD TUBA DAMMIT FUCK OFF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CAPTAIN CRUNCH BOON WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS ASS FUCK OFF PRICK FELCHMONKEY O CANADA DAMN IT CODEINE IS A QUEER SHITE REDSKIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER DAMN AY-AY-AY COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITBALLS SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT CUNT HITLER RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES VAGINA CUNTYMINTS CARPET MUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY PEDOPHILIA GIVING HEAD SHITPISSER DICKHEAD JACKASS SHITSLINGING DAMN PEEPEE CHOAD MOZILLA FIREFOX MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HORSE SHIT DAMN PAKI FUCKWIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT COCKGOBLIN YOU WANKER WANKER GYPSY JIZZ SHITHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE NIPPLES PISS OFF TAMPONS TITS ASSRAPING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOG SHIT COON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITTY DAMN IT CUNT ASSRAMMER MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK HELL SUITCASE PENIS SHITE DONGSHOVER RAT'S COCK OSTRICH MY ASS POWERSHIT BITCH FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER KIKE SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSFACE COON BIRD SHIT DICKWAD FUCK OFF BEANER PISS TAMPONS SEMPRINI DAMMIT Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the DICKFACE and his FUCKER of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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This article is BARBRA STREISAND funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MICK subject. If you do not find it funny BITCH, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. JACKASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a YOU WANKER joke loses its humour FIRECROTCH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ARSE ignorant, then you wouldn't have DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKWIT JIZZ COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST NEGRO!!!!!I <3 COCK
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