Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIGGER'ASSWIPE'BUKKAKE'PUSSY'SHITSLINGING'SHIT'NI Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FELCHMONKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder HONKY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BEAVER, sudden GOD DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANKER or NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BULLSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DONALD RUMSFELD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY PUSSY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRENCH TICKLER utterFUCKance of socially FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA television programs to address JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette's syndrome.

TITS & DICKS Tourette's is VENEREAL DISEASE not to be PORCUPINE'S BALLS confused with GOATSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PORCUPINE'S BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HI, BILLY MAYS HERE random I RAPE WALRUSES! disorientation, culturally-BUGGER OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, TAFFY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIECE OF SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive GOAT DICK quantities NIGNOG of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A PEARL NECKLACE Polite Note to the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Author:

The PEDOPHILIA Tourette's PISS Research Institute was CUNTSWILLING founded to TITWANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUNG-HOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSFACE article DONKEY DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOATSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JOHN ELWAY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MALARKY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can COCKSUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TV, for always focusing on the KNOBJOCKEY bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
• The main CONAN O'BRIAN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[Insert yet another person's name here]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSTUFFER knee PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PENIS ON A STICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LOGJAMMER school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JERK OFF sufferers to become suck my mothers manically depressed and DICK CHICKEN commit PRICK suicide.
• There is no WOP cure, and the ASSWIPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE tics often have adverse HOMO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go DIRTY SANCHEZ numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACK OFF it is without the BALLS drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome NI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKFACE the PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "HORSE SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTT-HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNTRAG sorry for RAT'S COCK "hi-jacking" your SOD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a BONG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) SHITCOCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PENIS time.

Best SHITFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOG FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Regards to Andrew AUTOFELLATIO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The SHITFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can SCUMBAG punch him if you MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my JESUS FUCKING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BEAVER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHING and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YUKY DOODY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TOSSER HORSE! BEAVER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BEAVER'S HOUSE

How DOUCHEBAG to INCEST cure CONDOMS the JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's HYPERINFLATION Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for PEDOPHILIA Tourette's FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Syndrome FUCK YOU is NAZI following DAMMIT these DUNE COON rules CUNTRAG in INCEST order:

• 1: Avoid BOLLOCKS immature WIENER little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to NEOPETS within CUNT 10 DONKEY DICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MONKEY BALLS TWAT GREASER nor PISS OFF talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you SMEG don't KAFFIR have FUCKFACE this CLEVELAND STEAMER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BEAVER last straw CUM!

I fucking put MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!' my comment at the TOP OF THE FELCHMONKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LAKE TITICACA the TOP OF SEMEN THIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITPISSER offensive. BOLLOCKS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SOD people who try HOMO to battle [expletive deleted]'QUEEF that tight-ass DOUCHE 17-year-GYPSY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSHOLE it now, but someone said CHICKEN SHIT' CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BULLSHIT is a laughing CHUCK NORRIS matter. Plus there IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles WIKIPEDIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MICK stuff. So HORSE SHIT that means SUCK MY COCK stop getting mad at the BALLS first part too and GO HOME AND DIE talking about the DONKEY PUNCHER letter that it's SHIT mocking (what SOD letter? I don't even know what GENITALIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHAKOPEE hi self COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK even made a really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS good point. "It's QUEEF nothing more CRAPMUNCHER from a head nod to a PROTESTS knee tick". ASSHOLE. Which I'll add CUNT onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKFACE suffer that IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PENISPENISPENIS!!! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSFACE be, because if I were a GOOK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you PEARL NECKLACE Want facts, go on MONKEY BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSRAPING be offended, don't read BATHING SUIT AREA the freaking SHIT article anyway.

MILF BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUTTFUCKER SPUNK

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TAFFY SHITFUCKER NIPPLES WIENER RICK MORANIS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ASSHAT TITTIES DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT NIPPLES MILF FUCK ASS BELGIUM BULLSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNTSWILLING SEX CAMEL JOCKEY NEOPETS BUGFUCK FELLATIO MALARKY FUCKHEAD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU MAMA MIA CLEVELAND STEAMER BELGIUM FUCKFACE FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA TWAT BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! CHINK CUM suck my mothers JAP HELL SHITFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK OFF DICKHEAD POLACK BASTARD PECKERHEAD WIKIPEDIA HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! DARTH VADER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNNILINGUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSWIPE REDNECK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHOAD COON BLUE PENIS! CLEMEN INBRED BITCH GOOK WIENER ASSWIPE MASTURBATION JERK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSCRACK FUCKFACE JAP PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHEBAG CUNT NEOPETS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSHOLE WANK PUSSYLICKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER BORDER HOPPER WANKER SHITTY ASSHOLE JOHNNY CHIGGER CRAPPY BRITNEY SHITFACE WIENER PENIS FENCE JUMPER ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK CUNT CRAPPER HONKY FUCKTARD PISS UP MY ARSE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BOB SAGET NIGGER WANK SPANK THE MONKEY BRITNEY DIPSHIT DUMBASS FUCK SCROTUM DOUCHE WIGGER NEOPETS FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY YID SAGGY TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK RAT'S COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKHEAD ASS NECROPHILIA BULLCRAP FEWMETS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUM DICKWAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD DOM DeLUISE TRANNY TAMPONS JACKASS PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT NECROPHILIA SHITE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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SCUMBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK HOSER WANK TOWELHEAD RAT'S COCK NEGRO RAT'S COCK POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN PRICK CHING CHONG CHINK CLIT JOHN ELWAY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GIVING HEAD SHITSLINGING DICK INCEST SCROTUM WANK CAMEL FUCKER RAPE BULLSHIT FUCKBAG DILDO WANK SAGGY TITS VAGINA PISS TWO-INCH PENIS 666 DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY CONDOMS CRAPPY DICKHEAD CRAPFUCKER FUCK OFF BENCH PRESS 4CHAN SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS STUDENT PROTESTS PRICK WIKIPEDIA FUCK DICK TITS MICK DEMOCRACY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS FASCIST CRAPPY NORTH KOREA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POLESMOKER FLAMING ASS BADGER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK INJUN HO CUNT PISS ARTIST TITWANK NIGGER MOCCASINS SHITSLINGING BASTARD BASTARD TACO HADJI SUGARTITS CUNNILINGUS ASS LICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK SHIT BUGGER THONG TASTER SHITPISSER ARSE BUGGER OFF VANITY PAGES ROCK MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMMIT BOLLOCKS CUNT ASSRAPING ASSHAT TWISTY VAGINA WANK CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT INBRED EPIDIDYMIS PISS FELLATIO FELLATIO CARPET MUNCHER FASHION BUG TITS OH SHI– FUCKTARD DICKWAD SHITSLINGING PENIS WANK FOUR-EYES ALEX TREBEK BATHING SUIT AREA ASSWIPE SHITFACE WIENER FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHEBAG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIENER INCEST OPINION DICKFACE BUDDHIST MONK MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T HAVE AIDS pen0r RAPE BASTARD HOT GRITS TAFFY SHITTY FUCK SAGGY TITS GIVING HEAD BUNG-HOLE CRAP ON A STICK ASS FUCKSTAIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the GO HOME AND DIE and his FUCKBAG of girraffes in which CARPET MUNCHER while reading about BIRD IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN IT