Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CRAPMUNCHER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BUTTFUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK YOU, sudden FROG'S FAT ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JESSE McCARTNEY or GOD DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly STEVE BALLMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAGHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MALARKY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JOHN SMILEY FACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JENKEM utterFUCKance of socially HORSE SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHAV television programs to address DOUCHE Tourette's syndrome.

CHAV Tourette's is TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! not to be DUMBASS confused with SHITHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POLESMOKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSWIPE random BOLLOCKS disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LOLLIPOPS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, NIPPLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK GOBSHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive JUSTIN BIEBER quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A KRAUT Polite Note to the INBRED Author:

The SHIT Tourette's FUCKING Research Institute was LOLCAT founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ORGASM article D'OH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMEL JOCKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMNATION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENIS ON A STICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHITCOCK Tourrette's sufferers SOD OFF swear. You can DIPSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUKKAKE TV, for always focusing on the HOLY DUMB FUCK bad side of a terrible ANAL thing.
The main TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOG SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKFUCKFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFUCKER knee ORGASM NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PENIS ON A BUN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NEGRO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITTY school for BLUE PENIS! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCROTUM sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and MALL SANTA commit WANKSPLAT suicide.
There is no FAGGOT cure, and the NIGGER TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT tics often have adverse WETBACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALL SACK perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go ASS numb and BULLSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONGSHOVER it is without the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU the POOPY public view of Tourettes as a "NAZI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLEMEN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFACE sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your SHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT LIKE A HORSE this that really TITTIES annoys me. I am working towards a PISS ARTIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BAD MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING A, and making fun of a JUNGLE BUNNY horrible disorder is (not) DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT time.

Best CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITTY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As AAAAAAAAA! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMN Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The I'LL RAPE YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can JERRY punch him if you FUCKWIT want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAPMUNCHER saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK YOU Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK and SCUMBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 DOT HEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKTARD HORSE! FUCK YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK YOU'S HOUSE

How ALEX TREBEK to FUCKER cure DAMN the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCROTUM for SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's BITCH Syndrome PISSHOLE is BITCH following DOUCHE these SCUMBAG rules CRACKER in JERRY order:

1: Avoid SUCK MY DICK immature GOD BLESS AMERICA little FUCK kids,
2: Count to DOUCHE NAZI within JOHN ELWAY 10 GIVING HEADseconds,
3: Do not open your JACK ABRAMOFF NIPPLES WANKSPLAT nor BOOBS talk,
4: Tell PIGFUCKER yourself you PENISBIRD don't DICK IN A BOX have BONG this GOATSE disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PORCH MONKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK YOU last straw SHIT!

I fucking put BALL SACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF NIGNOG THIS EMO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITE offensive. BALL SACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHAKOPEE people who try HELL to battle PRICK'GRAPE PENIS that tight-ass ASSHAT 17-year-BULLSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING JUMP! it now, but someone said FUCK' BIG FOOT ASSWIPE'REBECCA BLACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DYKE is a laughing JIGGABOO matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUM Uncyclopedia, there are INBRED articles [Insert stupid word you just made up here] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! stuff. So ASSFACE that means ASSBANDIT stop getting mad at the RUSTY TROMBONE first part too and DICK talking about the PISS OFF letter that it's PISS ARTIST mocking (what FUCKWIT letter? I don't even know what DICKLICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHOLE hi self BASTARD even made a really MALARKY good point. "It's FELCHING nothing more JIZZ from a head nod to a ARSE knee tick". ASSWIPE. Which I'll add TESTICLE CHOKE onto [EXPLETIVE] saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGGER OFF suffer that CRACKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HOSER be, because if I were a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you PORCH MONKEY Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT be offended, don't read KIKE the freaking SHITSLIDE article anyway.

FUCK ASSHOLE SEX ASSRAMMER DIPSHIT FUCK OFF HELL CUNTRAG POOPY FUCKWIT

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PRICK and with the FLYING FUCK and his ASS FASCIST of girraffes in which ASSCRACK while reading about BULLCRAP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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