Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's EMO'PISS ARTIST'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK'EAT MY SHIT!'ASSCRACK'FUCKFACE'WOODPECKERSHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or BUGGER OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS LICKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG'S FAT ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOYCOTT VIACOM! TWAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JERK OFF utterFUCKance of socially AMERICA ONLINE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MILF television programs to address PAKI Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKSTAIN Tourette's is DICKHEAD not to be COMMUNIST DILDO confused with SON OF A BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AUTOFELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKER random WIENER disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SMEG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOOBS language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOMO DICKLICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIPSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHOLE quantities REDNECK of ANAL DIABETES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKER Polite Note to the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Author:

The BANGKOK Tourette's SCUMBAG Research Institute was ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP founded to DEMOCRACY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article YUKY DOODY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WHORE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAP ON A STICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JERK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can EXTRA LONG PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TUBA TV, for always focusing on the HORSE PENIS bad side of a terrible SHITPISSER thing.
• The main BENCH PRESS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ALF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKFACE knee TESTICLE CHOKE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PEEPEE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICK school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI sufferers to become CHAV manically depressed and SHIT commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no JACK ABRAMOFF cure, and the BORDER HOPPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BRITNEY tics often have adverse NIGGER TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go RAT'S COCK numb and FLYING FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the HADJI drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome DONKEY DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating INCEST the DIRTY SANCHEZ public view of Tourettes as a "HYPERINFLATION swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HADJI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for ASSHOLE "hi-jacking" your ASSHAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN this that really MASTURBATION annoys me. I am working towards a VENEREAL DISEASE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICK IN A BOX, and making fun of a TOTAL horrible disorder is (not) TAMPONS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CLIT time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not I LIKE BUSH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. ASSRAPING Regards to Andrew BASTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The WIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can BONER punch him if you CHUFF want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POLACK and SHAKOPEE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BAND WITH 4 TWO-INCH PENIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How PRICK to CAMEL JOCKEY cure JACKASS the BUGFUCK Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT LIKE A HORSE for SHIT Tourette's BLISTERING BARNACLES Syndrome GOD DAMN is PISS following FIST FUCK these WALRUS SHIT rules FUCKFACE in VENEREAL DISEASE order:

• 1: Avoid CUM immature PROLES little BASTARD kids,
• 2: Count to DICKHEAD within CLUSTERFUCK 10 BIGNOSEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BANGKOK FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE nor RECTUM RAIDER talk,
• 4: Tell HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS yourself you CLIT don't CUNT have MOCCASINS this BITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP WITH NASTY SHITFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw SAGGY TITS!

I fucking put SHITCUNTING' my comment at the TOP OF THE LOGJAMMER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF FUCKING BASEBALL THIS HADJI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INBRED offensive. BALLS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try AUTOFELLATIO to battle CRAP'INBRED that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-DAMMIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MICK it now, but someone said CUNTING ASSCRACK' DONKEY PUNCHER DICK IN A BOX'FUCK A DUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing INBRED matter. Plus there FUCK YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POTTYMOUTH Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKSTAIN articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JIGGABOO stuff. So BUKKAKE that means FUCK stop getting mad at the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS first part too and TOWELHEAD talking about the CLIT letter that it's COCK mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what BUTTFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self YOU WANKER even made a really ORGASM good point. "It's PENIS nothing more ANAL DIABETES from a head nod to a DAMMIT knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add COCKSUCKER onto PISS OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PUSSY suffer that DICKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ORGASM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FAG be, because if I were a PENIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PAKI hilarious. If you JACKASS Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HORSE PENIS be offended, don't read TWO-INCH PENIS the freaking BULLSHIT article anyway.

BOOBS ORGASM DIRTY SANCHEZ RUSKIE FUCKHEAD JOHNNY SCUMBUCKET ASSCRACK LICK PUSSY CAMEL JOCKEY

GOD DAMN DOG SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY PUNCHER BOON INBRED CONAN O'BRIAN GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH BELLEND SHITE JERK OFF WIENER SHITFUCKER THONG TASTER POOPY SHITFACE BOOBIES DICK BEAVER SHITBALLS PECKERHEAD PIG CUNTING ASSCRACK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SHITTY FRAK SHAKOPEE JIZZ FUCKING BASEBALL MASTURBATION COCKSMOKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH TAMPONS BUTT PIRATE NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POMMIE BULLSHIT HELLFUCKER FELCHING BRITNEY FUCKING A SHITTY TITS FASHION BUG NEGRO SHITE FUCKSTAIN WANK NORTH KOREA FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF PEDOPHILIA BOOBS CONDOMS DOG SHIT FENCE JUMPER BELLEND WHITE RIGHTS CUNT CRAPPER FUCK OFF POLACK FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT POTTYMOUTH CARPET MUNCHER CRACKER GANGBANG DICK TITS MOCCASINS GIVING HEAD JACK OFF FAGGOT BULLSHIT DAMN IT FUCKWIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD COCKSUCKER FUCK CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO TAMPONS ASS RECTUM RAIDER SEMEN GANGBANG JACKASS RAT'S COCK DYKE PIECE OF SHIT DOG FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS CHENEY BASTARD [expletive deleted] SEX GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICK HOCKEY BOOBIES DICKHEAD DAMN WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TOTAL FUCKING BASEBALL PORCH MONKEY BASTARD TAFFY FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANKER SHITSLINGING TITTIES TOWELHEAD PRICK JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT SLOPE PRICK ANUSCAKE RAT'S COCK WANK FEWMETS SEMEN WANK BITCH ARSEBADGERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST HENTAI CUNT CRAPPER SAGGY TITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BEAVER SHAKOPEE RAPE COMMUNIST DILDO ASS FUCKFACE BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MILF TWAT FUCK OFF RUSKIE FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY CARPET MUNCHER TURD SHITFUCKER DAMN SUCK MY DICK BEAVER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPY PEARL NECKLACE ANAL DIABETES CHINK FRAK DOM DeLUISE CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT HORSE SHIT NIPPLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GARBAGE DAY! PISS ARTIST DOUCHETITS JERK OFF DUMBASS BASTARD PISS CROTCH AY-AY-AY PUSSY PIG SHITTY BITCH ANAL TITTIES SOD HOT GRITS ASSBANDIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICK IN A BOX SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNTBUCKET POLACK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE CRAPMUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE GOD DAMN FENCE JUMPER NAZI BITCH suck my mothers DAMN KNOBJOCKEY I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE NIGGER CLEMEN JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST BUTT-HEAD ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING POMMIE FUCK BUDDHISM CLIT JUSTIN BIEBER WANK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKSTAIN MACACA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET WIKIPEDIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT DEVELOPERS! RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF WILLY WONKA PISSHOLE ASSFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NECROPHILIA BANGKOK BEANER COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN WANK FUCKING RAT'S COCK ASSHAT HELL BOB SAGET MICK ASS FUCKING JUMP! INBRED LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SAGGY TITS RUSKIE DICKHEAD GREASER PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS DUNE COON FUCK DIPSHIT SHITTY BATHING SUIT AREA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SOD OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANKSPLAT YOGHURT CANNON RAGHEAD INCEST CLIT BITCH TWAT FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE INCEST DICKHEAD SHITTY INCEST BIGNOSE TIT DIRT MARCH OF FLAMES BALL SACK MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT-HOLE AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER COCK DICKFACE COCKSHITTER SNUFF PORN COCKSUCKER COCKSUCKER PENIS ON A BUN FLYING FUCK POTTYMOUTH BLOWJOB HELLFIRE BOOBIES YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA HITLER POLESMOKER ASSHAT DAMN COON NIGGER TITS OH SHI– SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD SHIT SCUMBAG ORGASM BALL SACK PUSSY BASTARD PENIS WANK AMERICA ONLINE TWISTY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN INJUN TITS & DICKS SLOPE FUCK MARGARET THATCHER SHITE BONER TWO-INCH PENIS DUNE COON ASSWIPE FUCK CHENEY TIT DIRT SHITTY FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY JIZZ FUCK SUCK MY DICK SHIT WIKIPEDIA BUTT-HOLE JACKASS GOOK YOU WANKER FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD GRIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING A FUCKBAG FUCKING PISS SHITE SHITSLINGING TITMOUSE PIG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITSLINGING CUNT SPIC SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT POLAK SPIC TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CROTCH DAMN IT DUNE COON PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE WANK SEX SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPIC FUCK HELLFIRE HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOOBS PISS UP MY ARSE HOT GRITS SHITE BUTT-HEAD BITCH DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DONKEY PUNCHER TITS FUCKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOCCASINS HELL WEHATEMARIO CRAPPY FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA FELLATIO DONALD RUMSFELD SACRAMENTO GREASER SHITTY DICK CHICKEN YOUR MOM FELCHING GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFUCKER HELL FLYING FUCK PENISFUCK CHOAD PUSSY SHITCOCK DICK CHICKEN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS suck my mothers HONKY CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF HO FUCKFUCKFUCK D'OH PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG SHITTY DOG SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER ABO BEAVER BOOBS HOMO KNOBJOCKEY JERK OFF SCUMBUCKET CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL SHITSLINGING POLESMOKER FUCKWIT FRIG CHOAD PUSSYLICKER YOU WANKER NIPPLES FUCKBAG NIGGER JACKASS SHITFACE FRIG SEX WIKIPEDIA FUCKER NORTH KOREA ROSES FUCK BUTT PIRATE PENISFUCK SHIT JELLY BEANS NIGGER TITS CHOAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING ORANGE TURTLE WIENER FUCK BLUMPKIN CONAN O'BRIAN FLYING RAT'S ASS BRITAIN HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITFACE SHIT TITTIES FUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCK SHITFUCKER HORSE SHIT ALEX TREBEK NEGRO SAND NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITTY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BITCH BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITTYWANK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SPIC JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S COCK BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! RECTUM RAIDER CLUSTERFUCK JIGGABOO YOU WANKER DUNE COON ASS HORSE SHIT FOUR-EYES PISS OFF MY ASS PISS OFF PENIS GIVING HEAD IN SACREMENT MAMA MIA GOD DAMN FAGGOT BUNG-HOLE COLGATE PISS OFF BULLSHIT SHITTY TITTYWANK MICK FU SPANG DAMN FIST FUCK SHITCOCK GOBSHITE HELLFIRE YOU WANKER ASSWIPE SCROTUM ASSHOLE SEMEN FUCK MALARKY BLOWJOB SHITSLIDE FUCKTARD PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS HADJI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SOD FIRECROTCH REBECCA BLACK DAMMIT HENTAI FUCK POOPOO NECROPHILIA FUCK OFF ASSHOLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH FAG DAMN SCUMBAG CHOAD SCROTUM DYKE BUGFUCK YOU WANKER PISS HORSE SHIT WINDOWS VISTA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PAKI SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT BIRD SHIT BELLEND ANUSCAKE FUCKBAG SHAKOPEE CUM TONY LA RUSSA PUSSY BUNG-HOLE BASTARD LIMEY FOREIGN CURRENCY HAIL SATAN! TOSSER PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT RAPE REDSKIN MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE CUNT DIPSHIT SHITFACE POLESMOKER HORSE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPONS DARTH VADER SHIT HONKY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WIKIPEDIA PUSSY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM [expletive deleted] BLUE PENIS! GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER WANK SEMEN DUMBASS CHUCK NORRIS ASSFACE DICK IN A BOX DAMMIT GOAT DICK TITS WOP BUGFUCK CLIT PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS CRACKER SAND NIGGER ASS JESSE McCARTNEY POMMIE RANDY TRAVIS WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BONER LAKE TITICACA HITLER CUM SHITSLINGING POTTYMOUTH CLUSTERFUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU HELL BASTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHAT [Insert silly non-swear here] CC PLZ RAT'S COCK WANK FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK TRANNY JIZZ INBRED GREASER SHITSLIDE ORGASM SHITCOCK WEHATEMARIO INBRED LOGJAMMER FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK CROTCH I WILL END YOU! SCUMBUCKET CUNT WHITE RIGHTS BOOBIES CHRISTHUMPER FELCHMONKEY SHITFACE TACO DAMN COON FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MASTURBATION ASS RAT'S ASS MILF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AMERICA ONLINE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT PRICK 666 suck my mothers COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSMOKER BELGIUM ASSHOLE CUNTRAG CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT CUNT CHRISTHUMPER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN IT CROTCH TAFFY NIGGER FAGGOT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LAKE TITICACA MALARKY BUTTFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE BUTTFUCKER JAP WALRUS SHIT JAP JIGGABOO BUTT PIRATE I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE SHIT ASSWIPE DICK TITS WANK CHOAD WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF [EXPLETIVE] BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKHEAD WANK KITTENS CUNT HAIL SATAN! VENEREAL DISEASE PUNANI CUNT CUNT POOPY CHOAD INBRED FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS RAT'S COCK HORSE SHIT FLYING FUCK WANK HEIL HITLER! CRAPMUNCHER JAP SHITE BOOBS PIECE OF SHIT JIGGABOO DAMN DUMBASS POLACK POTTYMOUTH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DIPSHIT BITCH SEX PISS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CHIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY BUTT PIRATE DAMN POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT DILDO BORDER HOPPER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER FUCK NUGGET LAKE TITICACA MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD FUCK CAMEL FUCKER ASSWIPE ABO SPANK THE MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN O CANADA TWAT ANUSCAKE DUMBASS SHITTY LOGJAMMER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER NIPPLES BONER BASTARD CHIGGER BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT JERRY TAMPONS WIGGER BRITNEY SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT FRIG CHOAD FUCKING COCK SHITFUCKER COCK BONG DICKFACE BUNG-HOLE GENITALIA BITCH JACKASS FUCKSTAIN POMMIE BITCH NIPPLES NIGGER BOOBS ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER suck my mothers I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER WANK BENSON SUCKS TOSSER FROG NECROPHILIA CC PLZ I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOOBS DOUCHING JAP BULLSHIT BITCH JERK OFF FUCK OFF CRACKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY TITS & DICKS RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE PRICK MOTHERFUCKER INBRED GOD DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NAZI BASTARD BUTTFUCKER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JUNGLE BUNNY BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOBSHITE BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER DAGO DONALD RUMSFELD MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT CUNTRAG PIG DAMN IT PISSHOLE WIGGER DICK CHICKEN COCK WALRUS SHIT DAMN IT CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKLICK TWO-INCH PENIS CRAPMUNCHER DAMN CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT SOD BULLSHIT HO FUCKBAG MARY WHITEHOUSE TWAT BLOWJOB TWAT BUKKAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER WANK WOP CUNTRAG LAKE TITICACA BALLS ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN TESTICLE CHOKE TAMPONS AMERICA ONLINE FAGGOT FUCK GUMDROPS FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INCEST SHITFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELCHMONKEY CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCUMBAG and with the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and his CUNT of girraffes in which CHOAD while reading about MALARKY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GIVING HEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DUNE COON