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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITCOCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FU SPANG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JUSTIN BIEBER, sudden WETBACK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or BELGIUM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEARL NECKLACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHAKOPEE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KIKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK YOU by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WIKIPEDIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BRITNEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GYPSY television programs to address HOMO Tourette's syndrome.

JENKEM Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be PISS confused with ASS LICKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DARTH VADER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth INCEST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SPIC language, TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BLUMPKIN souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities MICK of ANAL DIABETES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI garbage.

Darnit.

A OSTRICH MY ASS Polite Note to the CUNNILINGUS Author:

The ASS Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was CHUFF founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD article DILDO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CONDOMS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PENIS ON A STICK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers BOOBS swear. You can D'OH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TV, for always focusing on the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
  • The main RAPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITTY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small D'OH knee CHAV NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DICKLICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMMIT school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUGGER sufferers to become MONKEY SHIT manically depressed and INJUN commit BELLEND suicide.
  • There is no CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cure, and the MOLDY TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the lowercase tics often have adverse COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TUBA perodol" which caused my entire AY-AY-AY body to go CHOAD numb and CHOAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the JAP drug.

I am an active member of a SHITSKIN tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITBALLS the BASTARD public view of Tourettes as a "SONNY BILL WILLIAMS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSWIPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SCROTUM sorry for PORCH MONKEY "hi-jacking" your FLYING FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I'LL RAPE YOU this that really INBRED annoys me. I am working towards a JESSE McCARTNEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a TAMPON IN MY ASS horrible disorder is (not) GO HOME AND DIE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKHEAD time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. JACKASS Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAPPY punch him if you ASSWIPE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my NIPPLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JUSTIN BIEBER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YOU and MACACA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JERK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSLIDE BAND WITH 4 CLIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCROTUM HORSE! JUSTIN BIEBER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JUSTIN BIEBER'S HOUSE

How COCKSUCKER to [Insert silly non-swear here] cure HENTAI the SHITHEAD Tourette's POOPY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSCRACK for BOOBS Tourette's MOLDY TITS Syndrome CROTCH is CLIT following MY ANUS IS BLEEDING these PUNANI rules CHOAD in PISS UP MY ARSE order:

  • 1: Avoid JIZZ immature NIPPLES little FEMADOM kids,
  • 2: Count to WIKIPEDIA within CHALICE 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BASTARD SHITE BITCH nor ORGASM talk,
  • 4: Tell BIRD SHIT yourself you NEOPETS don't I'LL RAPE YOU have FELCHING this CUNNILINGUS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I WILL END YOU! WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN IT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JUSTIN BIEBER last straw MOTHERFUCKER!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE WOODPECKERSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITS the TOP OF CROTCH THIS PRICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANKSPLAT offensive. COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHING people who try BOLLOCKS to battle WHORE'MASTURBATION that tight-ass GOD DAMMIT 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find KITTENS it now, but someone said O CANADA' MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE'EPIDIDYMIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing SOD matter. Plus there SCUMBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles GREASER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So SHITSLINGING that means DOUCHEBAG stop getting mad at the WANK first part too and BUTT PIRATE talking about the TITWANK letter that it's BOLLOCKS mocking (what JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK letter? I don't even know what ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS the heck you're talking about). Adrian AUTOFELLATIO hi self ASSWIPE even made a really MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's FEMADOM nothing more TWAT from a head nod to a DUMBASS knee tick". KRAUT. Which I'll add DOUCHEBAG onto BEAVER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKSHITTER suffer that [expletive deleted] much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN IT be, because if I were a MAMA MIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CROTCH hilarious. If you RANDY TRAVIS Want facts, go on CUNT LAPPER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MOTHERFUCKER be offended, don't read SCUMBAG the freaking BULLCRAP article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SEX PUSSY SHITSLINGING FRITZ ASS FUCKING COCK

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BUGGER OFF PIGFUCKER BITCH BEANER SMEG DICKLICK ANAL DIABETES PENIS ASSWIPE PISS OFF SAND NIGGER MOLDY TITS TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK DICK IN A BOX HELLFUCKER CLEMEN DOUCHE CLUSTERFUCK NEOPETS CHOAD KISSER YOU WANKER MALARKY PENISBIRD ANAL WIGGER FUCKFACE CUNT LAPPER BASTARD FUCK OFF STEVE BALLMER MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER DICKHEAD BELLEND ART METAL PRODUCTS SPIC SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES NECROPHILIA CUNT CRAPPER DIRTY SANCHEZ PENIS ON A BUN ASSFACE JUSTIN BIEBER MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SCROTUM PRICK CUNT LAPPER ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH FUCKHEAD GOATSE NECROPHILIA DAMMIT TITTYWANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITTYWANK PUSSY NAZI DOG SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITWANK FIRECROTCH CUNNILINGUS COCK CHOAD FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY WANK PENISBIRD WETBACK BALLS GOD DAMN GYPSY WANK BOLLOCKS SHITE COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT EAT MY SHIT! MARGARET THATCHER DAMN REDSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY HONKY FUCKING JUMP! SHITE DICKFACE FUCK OFF NICARAGUA COCKSUCKER REBECCA BLACK BUTT PIRATE DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT TITS & DICKS DIPSHIT CUNT DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JERRY I'LL RAPE YOU WANK DUNE COON HADJI NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN ASS PORCH MONKEY CRACKER FUCK OFF DELICIOUS CAKE D'OH FLYING FUCK PISS FUCKING A PISS MOCKIE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GIVING HEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKER LET'S SHIT SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT MOCCASINS JACKASS BULLSHIT YOGHURT CANNON CRAP ON A STICK WANK FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHE FLYING FUCK PIG MALL SANTA FIST FUCK TITTYWANK BUTT PIRATE SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD GENITALIA GOD DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS AUTOFELLATIO CONSENSUS PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY COON BASTARD BULLSHIT ASSCRACK FUCK OFF DAMN CHUFF ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DICKHEAD GOBSHITE BANGKOK FRAK RAGHEAD SHITTY ASSCRACK DOT HEAD DILDO GYPSY CLIT BULLSHIT CUNT MOCCASINS ASS SCUMBAG ASSHAT FUCKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT GOOK NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BALLS FLYING FUCK SOD FUCKING A COLGATE CROTCH 666 MALL SANTA BUTTFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! ASSFACE TITTIES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MICK DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS BASTARD COCKSUCKER PISS HEIL HITLER! BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMN REDNECK BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT DICKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA CONDOMS SHITBALLS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GANGBANG BUGGER BUTTFUCKER HAIL SATAN! TITS YID SUCK MY DICK NI FUCKFACE ASS CANNED QUOTE BULLCRAP TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIPSHIT BASTARD DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS FRIG TOSSER SHITFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING JUMP! INBRED BASTARD SHITHEAD SHITHEAD PENISBIRD HOSER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A PIECE OF SHIT DUMBASS HELL PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCK OFF PISS PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD BITCH WANK BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX BRITNEY ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST BALL SACK ASSCRACK PISSHOLE CUNTYMINTS WANK WIGGER TWAT ASS FASCIST DAMN MALARKY LOLLIPOPS DONKEY PUNCHER SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK BLOWJOB SHITFACE PISS ARTIST SHIT BUKKAKE DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER GOBSHITE FUCK OFF FUCKWIT MICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CHAV BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NECROPHILIA JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE CLIT CRAPMUNCHER DOODIE HEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN PISS OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER HO DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBAG FUCK YOU FUCKBAG CRAPFUCKER GANGBANG PORCH MONKEY CRACKER FUCK SHITCUNTING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT FAG FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAPPY HO JERK OFF NIGNOG BLUMPKIN FUCKING JUMP! INBRED TITTIES NIGGER CRAP SHITE FRAK ASSHAT KIKE FUCKING A SHIT ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITBALLS CHENEY ASS DEMOCRACY SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SAGGY TITS BULLSHIT TURD ASS CLUSTERFUCK MOCCASINS [EXPLETIVE] FELLATIO ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITTIES HOMO FUCKER WANK PEDOPHILIA INBRED BASTARD CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING DAMNATION EMO KITTENS NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT FUCKING HELL CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT SHITTY NIPPLES FUCKER LAKE TITICACA HADJI VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING DILDO HELL I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CHAV ASSHOLE DUNE COON MARGARET THATCHER GOAT DICK FUDGEPACKER SCROTUM CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD CRACKER SPANK THE MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT FUCK ASSHAT DAMN CRAPFUCKER FUCKER NIGGER TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the BITCH and his COCKSTUFFER of girraffes in which FRIG while reading about CUNNILINGUS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSRAPING also

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FUCK YOU Stephen Colbert! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
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