Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder I AM CORNHOLIO! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden QUEEF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I LIKE SCHOOL or FELCHMONKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BONER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRACKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BELLEND include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER WOP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY utterFUCKance of socially JERRY objectionable words).
RAT'S COCK Tourette's is DUNE COON not to be TOTAL confused with DOUCHEBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING random DICK TITS disorientation, culturally-COON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YOU WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS ASSCRACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities CHOAD of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.
Darnit.
A CHUFF Polite Note to the WANKSPLAT Author:

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HI, BILLY MAYS HERE article ASSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKWIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BATHING SUIT AREA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I WILL END YOU! Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourrette's sufferers CC PLZ swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BAD MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHE bad side of a terrible DOG SHIT thing.
- The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HYPERINFLATION involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAMEL JOCKEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTER FUCK knee I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CRAPMUNCHER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCRATCH! GROUNDER! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSWIPE school for CUNTRAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ANAL sufferers to become WIENER manically depressed and SHITSKIN commit SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? suicide.
- There is no BONER cure, and the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMN tics often have adverse PAKI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACK OFF perodol" which caused my entire POLACK body to go LET'S SHIT numb and CUNNILINGUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than I DON'T HAVE AIDS it is without the DICK drug.
I am an active member of a GENITALIA tourette syndrome CLEMEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the SHITSLINGING public view of Tourettes as a "PISS UP MY ARSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am GRINGO sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really GARBAGE DAY! annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NAZI, and making fun of a CLEVELAND STEAMER horrible disorder is (not) PISS ARTIST funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN IT time.
Best FUCKING regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “INCEST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply
As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society VOTE.
Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen
P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew PORCUPINE'S BALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?
Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKFACE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my PUSSY intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BASTARD and SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCUMBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POOPOO BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ARSE HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE
How I WILL END YOU! to BOLLOCKS cure CROTCH the DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's ASS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMMIT for ASS FASCIST Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome CARPET MUNCHER is DICKHEAD following CLUSTER FUCK these FUCK OFF rules COON in FUCKSTAIN order:
- 1: Avoid AUTOFELLATIO immature FELLATIO little WANK kids,
- 2: Count to FROG'S FAT ASS within NIGGER 10 DICKFACEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BUNG-HOLE DRAMA MOCKIE nor FOUR-EYES talk,
- 4: Tell COCK yourself you SHITFUCKER don't KRAUT have CLIT this JACK ABRAMOFF disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY MARGARET THATCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the CUNT last straw PEDOPHILIA!
I fucking put PORCH MONKEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JOHN SMILEY FACE the TOP OF LET'S SHIT THIS NI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANK offensive. ASSCRACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TIT DIRT people who try ALF to battle SAMUEL L. JACKSON'DOT HEAD that tight-ass KRAUT 17-year-LAKE TITICACA—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELCHING it now, but someone said FUCKWIT' WANKER DONKEY DICK'PISS OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing DICKFACE matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSCRACK Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles CRAPMUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOATSE stuff. So TITS that means JAP stop getting mad at the CLUSTER FUCK first part too and DOUCHING talking about the SHITSLINGING letter that it's CHIGGER mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAGO hi self MAMA MIA even made a really VAGINA good point. "It's FUCKING A nothing more RAT'S COCK from a head nod to a CUNNILINGUS knee tick". CUNNILINGUS. Which I'll add GRAPE PENIS onto AY-AY-AY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITS suffer that CLIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LET'S SHIT be, because if I were a BLUMPKIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on SEMEN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITTIES be offended, don't read CHICKEN FRIES the freaking FUCKFACE article anyway.
SHITCOCK DAMMIT TITWANK FUCKTARD FUCKER BASTARD MOCKIE RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT DAMN
CHOAD VAGINA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSWIPE POMMIE NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH HELL CUM BOOBS RAPE AUTOFELLATIO JENKEM CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSWIPE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PENIS ASS FELLATIO CHUFF CUNT [Insert yet another person's name here] ASS FUCKFACE GENITALIA CUM PISS PISS DICKFACE BOLLOCKS CLEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER FROG SAMUEL L. JACKSON HOSER BUNG-HOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NI NAZI TWO-INCH PENIS BASTARD NIGGER COCKGOBLIN FUCK FUCKSTAIN PISS JESSE McCARTNEY HELL COON BASTARD PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA YOUR MOM BAD MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS MALARKY DIRTY SANCHEZ POMMIE CUNT FUCKER DAMN SHITFACE NEGRO BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE BULLSHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK A DUCK DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT INCEST JAP CUNT THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS DOUCHE FUCK YOU GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU THONG TASTER YOU WANKER INBRED INCEST SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT HELL SEMEN TACO GO COUNT YOUR DICK CRAPMUNCHER DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK ASSWIPE INBRED ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS BLUE PENIS! BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE MONKEY BALLS LOLLIPOPS SHITE FAG MARGARET THATCHER BLOWJOB FUCK YOU DILDO IT'S OVER 9000! CROTCH FRENCH TICKLER HEIL HITLER! FRENCH TICKLER POLAK BITCH ASSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT FOUR-EYES PENISFUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE SUCK MY DICK LIMEY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF FUCKING FRIG DUMBASS ASS GENITALIA FUCK YOU FUCKFACE SHITSKIN HELLFUCKER GIVING HEAD HELL CAMEL JOCKEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAP FUCK INCEST SHITFUCKER BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT SHITE COCKSHITTER URINE-GARGLING ANAL SOD OFF TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF FUCK SHITFUCKER CANNED QUOTE REBECCA BLACK ASSHOLE ASSHOLE EMO HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FAG BITCH FUCK YOU PRICK NICARAGUA BITCH VAGINA DOT HEAD NAZI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GANGBANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER RHODESIA FAG YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S ASS BENSON SUCKS GREASER CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING WIGGER SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HELL FROG'S FAT ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PIGFUCKER BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA DOUCHING PISS OFF SHAKOPEE I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL GOD DAMN BITCH FUCKBAG FUCKWIT MAMA MIA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DONKEY DICK LET'S SHIT 666 TIT DIRT YID MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK DAMN BUGGER MACACA BUGFUCK ASSBANDIT ARSEBADGERS MILF GOD DAMMIT CHOAD CUNT CRAPPER DOG SHIT DIPSHIT TWAT CUM TWAT FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK PISS OFF TWAT BALL SACK FUCK YOU SPIC NAZI SHITTY YOU WANKER WIGGER SAND NIGGER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST TACO POOPOO CHAV YOUR MOM ASS FASCIST SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JAP BITCH PRICK PENIS FRENCH TICKLER BITCH ASS CHRISTHUMPER RUSTY TROMBONE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER WETBACK TESTICLE CHOKE PUSSY FUCKWIT POO POO BLOWJOB WOP BANGKOK DONKEY DICK TITS & DICKS DAMMIT SHAKOPEE GOD DAMMIT POMMIE I CAN AFFORD FOOD CUNT CHIGGER SHITCUNTING ANAL CHING CHONG CHINK THONG TASTER BITCH YOU WANKER BALL SACK NEGRO WANKSPLAT INBRED EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG FUCK FUCKER CUNT BALLS ASSFACE ASS STRAWBERRY ASS BOB SAGET URINE-GARGLING FUCKING BASTARD DAMN PISS ARTIST GREASER FUCKING A FUCKING A SHITHEAD DUMBASS SHIT GENITALIA ASSFACE HOT GRITS TOSSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUSSY CLIT FELLATIO BEAVER LIMEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEEPEE POLAK MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI COCKSTUFFER CRAP CHINK JACK OFF BONER BUTTFUCKER YID HAIL SATAN! MARGARET THATCHER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FIST FUCK FUCK OFF DICK CLEMEN JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICKHEAD WIENER JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCKING ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE DOG FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS EPIDIDYMIS DYKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BEAVER BUTTFUCKER BLUMPKIN DAMN SHITE DIPSHIT POTTYMOUTH THONG TASTER HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN CRACKER CUNT PISSHOLE DONKEY DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAPE SHITCOCK POLAK FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN PISSHOLE TWAT HENTAI WANK YID HOT GRITS I WILL KILL YOU! FAG BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKER SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN MOCKIE CUNT PISSHOLE PIGFUCKER GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB DAMN IT BASTARD FUCK OFF FUCK YOU SHITHEAD BONER FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH DICK ASSHAT WANKSPLAT CHUFF SHITPISSER HELL FUCKWIT KIKE HEIL HITLER! THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS BENSON SUCKS ARSE HADJI ANAL FUCKING DICKFACE ARSE TITS GANGBANG ASS I WILL KILL YOU! ARSE CHIGGER DICKHEAD OH SHI– CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT FELCHING GO HOME AND DIE SEMEN HELL BASTARD WIGGER [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE YOU WANKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PORCH MONKEY FUCK DAMN SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE MAMA MIA FELLATIO DOODIE HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SMEG MOCKIE CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNTSWILLING DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY BUKKAKE BOOBS BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS BAT FUCK INSANE PEARL NECKLACE CARPET MUNCHER PRICK BALLS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DICK IN A BOX CRACKER GOATSE BLOWJOB DICKLICK RAT'S ASS BOOBS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ANAL YOU WANKER BEANER HELLFIRE FELLATIO FELLATIO PICKANINNY HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY THONG TASTER BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER NIPPLES MACACA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHAT DOG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES TITS SEMEN DICKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH SMEG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SPIC OSTRICH MY ASS WANK PISSHOLE COCK CUNT CRAPPER TWAT FUCKSTAIN WIKIPEDIA DAMN FUCKER DAMN IT COCKSMOKER BITCH CHICKEN FRIES MICK SHITE BITCH PUSSY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHIT FUCK YOU PISS OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DONKEY DICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES COON ASSCRACK DUNE COON SHITCOCK GOAT DICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MICK TOURETTE'S IS FUN LENS CRAFTERS SEX DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIGGER PRICK GANGBANG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INJUN CONDOMS ARSE DIPSHIT TIT DIRT BITCH ASS CLIT FLYING FUCK POLACK FASHION BUG RAT'S ASS SHIT TITS GOOK ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK CLEAN DRINKING WATER DYKE RICK MORANIS THONG TASTER TAMPONS FAG DIRTY SANCHEZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG CHAV BOOBIES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOG SHIT CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TWAT PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITE DICK CHICKEN MALARKY ALF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE [expletive deleted] NIGGER SHITE ARSE INCEST WANK PEDOPHILIA PUSSY JERRY SEX CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GRINGO SHIT LIKE A HORSE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMMIT SPUNK SHITE SHITFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMMIT LOLCAT HO SHITE MILF BITCH BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN TACO POLAK ORGASM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LENS CRAFTERS BONG TIT SPRINKLES BONG NIPPLES NIPPLES COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK POOPOO POTTYMOUTH CAUCASIANS INBRED PRICK FUCKSTAIN SOD CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK FREE ELECTIONS ASSHOLE WHITE PEOPLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PUSSY GO COUNT YOUR DICK SOD CUNT SHITFACE BUTT-HOLE EMO DOODIE HEAD DICK IN A BOX CLUSTER FUCK OH SHI– DICKHEAD BASTARD TITS COCKSMOKER GOAT DICK CUNT DICKLICK DICK TITS VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK WOP VENEREAL DISEASE BELGIUM FUCKING A RAGHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELLATIO ASSHAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE BALLS HOSER ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST POLESMOKER GOD DAMMIT NAZI JOHN SMILEY FACE CHOAD WANK HELL ASS CUNT REBECCA BLACK BASTARD HELL PRICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCUMBAG SHITTY SOD OFF PENIS ON A BUN ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN ABO ALF WANKER JACKASS BITCH PUPPIES DUNE COON CLEVELAND STEAMER JERK OFF PAKI JOHNNY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE BITCH NEGRO INBRED HUEY P. NEWTON BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD PISS ASSHOLE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT CHRISTHUMPER WOODPECKERSHIT BELLEND FUCK OFF ASSFACE STUDENT RIOTS CRACKER ASS LICKER CRACKER PRICK FUCKER GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS JACKASS BUTT PIRATE FELLATIO DICKFACE CARPET MUNCHER WANKER JAP SEX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ORGASM DAMN HYPERINFLATION ASSCRACK SCUMBAG DARTH VADER BASTARD DUMBASS SHIT CUNT PRICK CUM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SOD SON OF A BITCH DAMN HO SHITE COCKSTUFFER WOP STEVE BALLMER LET'S SHIT HOSER WANK WANKER ASS BUGFUCK DONKEY DICK KNOBJOCKEY PISS CUNT FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER CUNT BUTTFUCKER BITCH CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SMEG SLOPE PISS COCKSHITTER SEMEN BIRD SHIT MOCKIE FUCK FIRECROTCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSCRACK FUCKING A FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK SHIT SAGGY TITS PEEPEE RIVER CRABS SUCK ANAL SLITTY EYES MOCKIE PISS FUCKWIT BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG TITTIES BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! PEARL NECKLACE QUEEF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT OH SHI– MARY WHITEHOUSE DICK GRIS MASTURBATION ARSE PENIS BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! BATHING SUIT AREA BIGNOSE BASTARD ASSHOLE ASSCRACK POLAK DIPSHIT BUTT-HOLE CLEMEN D'OH FUCK YOU BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GIVING HEAD BALLS BASTARD BOLLOCKS CC PLZ SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT JACKASS FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT FUCK YOU TURD DOUCHETITS SHIT FUCK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCKWIT SHITE AUTOFELLATIO BUKKAKE ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT WETBACK SACRAMENTO BITCH FAGGOT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH HELL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNTRAG YOU WANKER BASTARD SHITPISSER FUCKER FUCK INCEST MALL SANTA PISS GREASER PRICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOG SHIT MONKEY BALLS JUSTIN BIEBER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICKWAD SCUMBUCKET DICK ASS FUCKWIT DOT HEAD FUCK OFF FUCK BASTARD DICKWAD GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN DAMN PISSHOLE PAKI ASSWIPE HORSE SHIT WANKSPLAT MARCH OF FLAMES WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT TWAT CUNTRAG DICKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITCUNTING FUCK YOU CUNT SHITSLINGING BEAVER PISS OFF MY ASS CHICKEN SHIT TITTIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS WIENER WANKSPLAT BEAVER SHITSKIN OSTRICH MY ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLIT FLOWERS BUGGER SHITTY POLACK MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT CUM PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER RAT'S COCK REDNECK DOUCHE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING A WIENER KIKE DOUCHE NAZI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BIRD SHIT DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CROTCH BOLLOCKS MILF CUNT CRAPPER CLIT DONKEY DICK FUCK MUGABE HAS AIDS COCK COCK FUCKBAG MONKEY SHIT ARSE BEAVER MOCCASINS CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTYWANK BUKKAKE FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE DICK CHICKEN PUNANI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT INCEST FUCKING BASEBALL INBRED TOWELHEAD SPUNK FUCKER MASTURBATION RUSKIE DICKHEAD INCEST PISS OFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITS FUCKER CUNT FENCE JUMPER HELL GENITALIA GIVING HEAD AY-AY-AY SHIT PISS ASSHOLE CRAPFUCKER TITTYWANK CHICKEN FRIES CONAN O'BRIAN INJUN FOUR-EYES CRAPMUNCHER SEX ASS SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMN DAMN IT ASS EPIDIDYMIS SHIT DILDO CHRISTHUMPER BOOBS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD DILDO FUCKING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JOHNNY SHIT WANK SEMEN CUNT PUSSY DICKFACE BITCH FIST FUCK P'KANG YOU WANKER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] MOSES Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DAMN and with the CHIGGER and his VAGINA of girraffes in which SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY while reading about PECKERHEAD!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SHITE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCK A DUCK
![]() This article is NEGRO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! subject. If you do not find it funny TITS & DICKS, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKWIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TIT DIRT joke loses its humour DOUGHNUT PUNCHER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CUM ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOUCHETITS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! MONKEY SHIT D'OH I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT TURD CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |