Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PENIS'DOM DeLUISE'BUTT PIRATE'FUCKBAG'SAND NIGGER'ASSHOLE'COON Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FOUR-EYES look at the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! talk page of this PENIS ON A STICK article for notes or discussion before PUSSY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EPIDIDYMIS neurochemical FUCK disorder DICK CHICKEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCKSHITTER or SHITSKIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated suck my mothers way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CONAN O'BRIAN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AMERICA ONLINE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLAK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN CHALICE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WINDOWS VISTA utterFUCKance of socially WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT television programs to address BOB SAGET Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKTARD Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be INBRED confused with PISS OFF MY ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHETITS random WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! disorientation, culturally-SPANK THE MONKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KRAUT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BEAVER language, GREASER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FU SPANG ASS LICKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SEX souvenir shoppes and massive FELLATIO quantities CUNNILINGUS of ANAL DIABETES JOHN SMILEY FACE garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGGER OFF Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The HELL Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was OSTRICH MY ASS founded to MALARKY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BORDER HOPPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FELLATIO article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIGFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS FASCIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BATHING SUIT AREA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MASTURBATION Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKTARD Tourrette's sufferers ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT swear. You can ASSWIPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the COCK bad side of a terrible FUCK YOU thing.
• The main SONNY BILL WILLIAMS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKWIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BENCH PRESS school for PISS OFF MY ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become CUM manically depressed and TESTICLE CHOKE commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no BUGGER cure, and the SPIC drugs that are available to, "calm" the SLOPE tics often have adverse FAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHE body to go CONAN O'BRIAN numb and FELLATIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLEMEN it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a RAT'S ASS tourette syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the FIST FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "CHINK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ART METAL PRODUCTS this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GIVING HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKHEAD, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your AMERICA ONLINE time.

Best RAT'S COCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. NICARAGUA Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK YOU punch him if you ROSIE O'DONNELL want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLEVELAND STEAMER saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my BULLCRAP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GANGBANG BAND WITH 4 [EXPLETIVE] MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NIGGER HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How ASS to NAZI cure DAMN the KAFFIR Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LICK PUSSY for HORSE SHIT Tourette's CECIL JOHN RHODES Syndrome DILDO is FROG'S FAT ASS following HELLFUCKER these FRITZ rules MOTHERFUCKER in SHITTY order:

• 1: Avoid PRICK immature INBRED little NEGRO kids,
• 2: Count to GOAT DICK within DAMN IT 10 BALLSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MALARKY MONKEY SHIT TOTAL nor POOPY talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK OFF yourself you FREE ELECTIONS don't FUCK OFF have FEWMETS this CUNTSWILLING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw DAMN IT!

I fucking put DILDO' my comment at the TOP OF THE DONKEY DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOLLOCKS the TOP OF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH THIS MILF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. FUCKSTAIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POWERSHIT people who try [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] to battle TURD'GOBSHITE that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BALL SACK it now, but someone said ASSFACE' BIRD IN THE HOUSE POMMIE'CARPET MUNCHER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MONKEY SHIT is a laughing DAMMIT matter. Plus there DUMBASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SIGMUND FREUD Uncyclopedia, there are OSTRICH MY ASS articles LOLCAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITHEAD stuff. So BITCH that means BOOBIES stop getting mad at the DAMNATION first part too and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD talking about the MALARKY letter that it's SOD OFF mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what COCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKFACE hi self WALRUS SHIT even made a really COCKSMOKER good point. "It's BUTT PIRATE nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a HADJI knee tick". GOBSHITE. Which I'll add BAD MOTHERFUCKER onto LET'S SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS OFF suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LOGJAMMER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSWIPE hilarious. If you ASSCRACK Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNTSWILLING be offended, don't read TIMBER NIGGER the freaking PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS article anyway.

COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWO-INCH PENIS WANK SHITCOCK EPIDIDYMIS SHITSLINGING WIKIPEDIA RAT'S COCK ANAL OH SHI–

INBRED GOD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES CHOAD SHITSLINGING SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING JERK OFF WIKIPEDIA BITCH SOD CLIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING A EMO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD FUCKFACE WANKER FUCK JACK OFF DICKFACE HADJI WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKHEAD SHITCOCK SPICY CUNT FUCK GENITALIA BLOWJOB ASSCRACK PISS ORGASM BUTTFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON SON OF A BITCH SCUMBAG DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CANNED QUOTE POLAK FUCKTARD BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO TITS RAGHEAD UNICORNS JIZZ SAND NIGGER RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK DOT HEAD CRACKER FELCHING BUGGER OFF FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER DOODIE HEAD BELLEND FENCE JUMPER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER CHENEY INBRED TAMPONS CAMEL JOCKEY TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHE NAZI HADJI TITTIES QUEEF SON OF A BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK FUDGEPACKER JUNGLE BUNNY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKFACE FUCKTARD SPUNK ASS BUTT PIRATE TWAT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKFACE FUCKING SOAPY TITWANK BULLSHIT SHITHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE SOD JERK OFF FAGGOT EMO MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! QUEEF BIG FOOT INBRED SOD OFF DAMN SEMEN CRAP I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS TURD REBECCA BLACK CUNT BEAVER NIGGER BASTARD FUCK A DUCK CHOAD ASSHAT KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING SCUMBUCKET SCUMBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOUCHEBAG TRANNY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A TACO CHIGGER DICK IN A BOX SHIT RAPE PISS OFF LENS CRAFTERS TUBA GYPSY FUCK YOU SOD KIDDY FIDDLER DOG FUCKER DICKWAD TWAT BATHING SUIT AREA FAGGOT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING A RHODESIA FUCK BITCH MOTHERFUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD ALEX TREBEK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE HOSER ASSHAT DICKHEAD DICKHEAD COCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKLICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT FAGGOT ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER POTTYMOUTH FUCKBAG WIENER DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK CONDOMS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BIG FOOT I WILL KILL YOU! EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG BUTT-HOLE SHITE HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER FUCK NUGGET BASTARD CUM DUMBASS DAGO BRITNEY CRACKER RECTUM RAIDER SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIGNOG CUNT ASS LICKER CONAN O'BRIAN VAGINA FUCKER FUCKING A PENISBIRD CUNTBUCKET SHITCUNTING CLIT NIPPLES JOHNNY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SHITFACE SHIT BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD HADJI LET'S SHIT SHITTY YOUR MOM PEDOPHILIA CUNT GARBAGE DAY! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CROTCH FUCKSTAIN BUGGER WIENER CUNT INBRED WARNER MUSIC GROUP PUSSYLICKER CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK REDNECK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DAMNATION CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHUT UP, MEG! ASSFACE TRANNY BUTT PIRATE WEHATEMARIO SHITE TITS HELL NIGGER STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK WANKER MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITTY DAMN IT DAMN IT BIRD SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY BORDER HOPPER POLACK ASSFACE SHITFUCKER JERRY SPICY CUNT FUCK FRENCH TICKLER DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE ASSRAMMER ASSHOLE BALLS MONKEY SHIT COCKSUCKER HELL SHITSLINGING HONKY FEWMETS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PICKANINNY FUCKWIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRITZ URINE-GARGLING WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE CRAPFUCKER CC PLZ GOAT DICK SCUMBAG RAT'S COCK SHIT FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT FUCKING VAGINA RAPE ALF PRICK BUGGER JIGGABOO ANAL NI VENEREAL DISEASE SHAKOPEE YID PRICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAGHEAD POLAK DOUCHEBAG INCEST MALARKY BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DONKEY PUNCHER COON CUM NIGNOG CHENEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACKASS JACKASS VAGINA BITCH BASTARD BRUSH MA TEETH KRAUT CUNT CARPET MUNCHER POOPY SHITE SEMEN LENS CRAFTERS SHIT DIPSHIT BASTARD FUCK A DUCK HADJI CECIL JOHN RHODES FELCHING TAMPONS SHITE DICK IN A BOX FUCKTARD [Insert silly non-swear here] ON CRACK PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING GRIS JERK OFF ASSHAT MACACA PIGFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE SHIT DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ GREASER JUNGLE BUNNY BOOBS ASS PORCH MONKEY INBRED DICK PISS SHITCOCK DAGO SHITHEAD PRICK INBRED ASS LICKER URINE-GARGLING SHITSLINGING ASSFACE DUNE COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBIES INBRED COON PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF DAMMIT MILF FRENCH TICKLER FUCKER BALL SACK CLEMEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT SPUNK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITHEAD ASSCRACK DAMN IT FAG GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE JOHN SMILEY FACE LIMEY JACK OFF CLUSTERFUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOOK TITTIES [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY PENIS WANKER POMMIE CARPET MUNCHER MILF [EXPLETIVE] COCKSTUFFER CRACKER CLEAN DRINKING WATER NIGNOG HAIL SATAN! CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES BUGFUCK BASTARD GOD DAMMIT PRICK TOTAL ASSCRACK AMERICA ONLINE SEX RECTUM RAIDER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKHEAD CLEMEN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BANGKOK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK DAGO SHITFACE SCUMBAG DAMNATION NORTH KOREA ARSEBADGERS TIT SPRINKLES QUEEF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HOLY DUMB FUCK GRASS MUD HORSE JACK ABRAMOFF SCROTUM PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE JOHN SMILEY FACE BOB SAGET TWAT COCKSMOKER FUCKING SHITFACE GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER POLACK FUCK SEX KIKE ASSHOLE SHITTY HAIL SATAN! FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER LET'S SHIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCK OFF BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK WALRUS SHIT PENIS COCK HELL JACKASS MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CC PLZ PICKANINNY BRUSH MA TEETH ARSE ASS FUCK POWERSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! WANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUDGEPACKER NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD BALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN NEOPETS BUTT-HEAD SEX COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH SUCK MY COCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! REDEEMING VALUE CLIT TOWELHEAD SAMUEL L. 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JIGGABOO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS LICKER INBRED CUNT PEDOPHILIA TITWANK JERRY DIPSHIT NIGGER TWAT PISS UP MY ARSE ASS DICKFACE PISSHOLE SEMEN LIMEY TITS & DICKS ASS FASCIST BUGGER OFF ORGASM ASSHAT ORGASM ASS WIENER GOVERNMENT FILTERS DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PRICK CHUFF PUSSY CHOAD CHIGGER WIGGER BITCH PISS ARTIST COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUMBASS EPIDIDYMIS PENIS SUITCASE PENIS RICK MORANIS JACKASS SHIT NIPPLES GRINGO IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU CUNT CUNT FUCKSTAIN GENITALIA FUCKING BUTT PIRATE ASSHOLE FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTT-HOLE BALL SACK NEOPETS RAGHEAD BORDER HOPPER BEANER TURD CHIGGER PRICK DICKHEAD HELL FUCKER DAMNED TABERNACLE MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHIT GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER PEEPEE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MICK PRICK JOHNNY DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE BALL SACK BITCH ASSFACE DAMMIT SOD MASTURBATION PEDOPHILIA DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLEVELAND STEAMER ALF CHOAD KISSER PISS ARTIST NEGRO BITCH CONDOMS CLIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK SUGARTITS DAMN NIGGER DEMOCRACY KRAUT DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD CARPET MUNCHER I WILL END YOU! GIVING HEAD VAGINA SHIT CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT DAMNATION BOOBIES I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHITFACE CUNTRAG GIVING HEAD ASSHAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ALEX TREBEK ANAL AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE WETBACK DICK SHITSLIDE DICKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM BENCH PRESS JAP SHITE RAT'S COCK BULLCRAP WOODPECKERSHIT HEIL HITLER! WIENER CRAPFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON WHITE PEOPLE TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MOTHERFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH PUSSY BRUSH MA TEETH FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUCHETITS NIGGER TITS GREASER SAGGY TITS DARTH VADER SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK BITCH CHINK PISS DAMN IT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITS BEAVER FUCK FUCKING A PRICK SOD CUNT FU SPANG SOD OFF ASS FUCKER SHITCOCK ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK BALLS SECOND BALLS AY-AY-AY JACK OFF ASSCRACK TITWANK PENIS PENIS WANK SON OF A BITCH CHUFF ASSHOLE PISS NI YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO DOUCHEBAG JACKASS SHIT EMO FOUR-EYES POLAK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COLGATE SAGGY TITS DUMBASS DELICIOUS CAKE HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN MALARKY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER GANGBANG SHUT UP, MEG! SPUNK HELL BULLSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK ASSFACE BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING WOP RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LET'S SHIT SLOPE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG WIKIPEDIA HONKY TITWANK NAZI BALL SACK BATHING SUIT AREA MALL SANTA ASS HEIL HITLER! JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBIES PENIS ON A BUN OSCAR WILDE IS GAY PEARL NECKLACE LIMEY ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF INBRED MASTICATION FOR THE NATION MILF CHALICE SNUFF PORN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GRINGO MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT PENIS BASTARD HENTAI BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE WANK DYKE TONY LA RUSSA DIPSHIT GOBSHITE FUCKBAG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NECROPHILIA TOSSER COCK DAMN SHITCOCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH TARTAR SAUCE GOOK INCEST SON OF A BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS BIG FOOT O CANADA TUBA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHOAD HONKY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKBAG INBRED SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TITS MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE SHITTY GOOK WIENER DIRTY SANCHEZ FRIG NEGRO FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE LICK PUSSY TWISTY VAGINA BELGIUM ASSRAMMER RUSTY TROMBONE FAG DICK TITS NIGGER DICKFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASS SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROG FUCKWIT ASSHOLE DICKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS PIECE OF SHIT DOODIE HEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WIKIPEDIA ASS FOUR-EYES MAMA MIA AY-AY-AY JENKEM FUCK NUGGET WOP CUNNILINGUS TURD BONG BUTTFUCKER BITCH HORSE SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER GOBSHITE ARSE RAGHEAD PUSSY SHITE ASSCRACK WIGGER HELLFIRE DICKHEAD SHITHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER HELL DONGSHOVER RAT'S COCK FRIG NIGGER BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH SHITE BONG SHITHEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE MOTHERFUCKER PIGS MIGHT FLY NICARAGUA RUSKIE PISS OFF MASTURBATION DUMBASS DICKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ BUKKAKE BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF SHIT DAMN YOUR MOM SHITFACE WANK ARSE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FRENCH TICKLER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JACKASS SUGARTITS DICKHEAD ASS BOOBS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHICKEN SHIT BITCH DOM DeLUISE SEMEN JACK OFF HELLFIRE DIPSHIT SHIT WANK DOT HEAD PISS ARTIST DICK TITS FUCK YOU FUDGEPACKER SHITHEAD ASSCRACK WOP ASSHOLE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITBALLS HORSE SHIT REDNECK PISS ARTIST MOLDY TITS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BUKKAKE FUCKER CHIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOLLOCKS PROTESTS PISS TOURETTE'S IS FUN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD ASSFACE CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX FLUFFY CLOUD TACO BUTT-HOLE JAP ORGASM TAFFY TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKFACE BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHOAD FUCK PISS OFF CROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD ASSHOLE CROTCH ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES POLACK FUCKFACE JACKASS NECROPHILIA SHITTY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER GOD DAMMIT ASS FASCIST INJUN TITS & DICKS BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS BUTTFUCKER CUNT TONY LA RUSSA GOAT DICK SEX FUCKFACE RUSKIE POTTYMOUTH WIENER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FRIG SHITE DICKFACE FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK POLAK ASS DAMN COCKSUCKER DOUCHING LENS CRAFTERS BLESSED DAMN SAINT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING WIGGER FUCKING LET'S SHIT JERK OFF FUCKTARD SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN CUNT FELLATIO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VAGINA TWAT HOMO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SUCK A BIG DICK and with the FUCKING JUMP! and his PISS OFF of girraffes in which CLEMEN while reading about PIG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MALARKY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ELECTION