Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'MASTURBATION'FUCKER'FELLATIO'WANKSPLAT'NIPPLES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder RUSTY TROMBONE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NECROPHILIA, sudden PAKI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKLICK or RUSKIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly REDNECK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITTYWANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ABO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMNATION utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first EMO television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is CHAV not to be WANK confused with SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMN IT random WANKER disorientation, culturally-BENSON SUCKS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOTHERFUCKER language, TURD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHENEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SOD souvenir shoppes and massive POOPY quantities DONKEY DICK of ANAL DIABETES PUSSY garbage.

Darnit.

A WIKIPEDIA Polite Note to the PUSSYLICKER Author:

The LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT founded to COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ARSEBADGERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your VENEREAL DISEASE article CHIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SOD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKSTAIN Tourrette's sufferers KIKE swear. You can FELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the INCEST bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOMO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKLICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MASTURBATION knee NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GIVING HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BELLEND school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WOP sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and RAPE commit BOOBS suicide.
• There is no PENIS ON A STICK cure, and the LET'S SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS tics often have adverse CLIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITHEAD perodol" which caused my entire FENCE JUMPER body to go CUNTRAG numb and DICKLICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOCKIE it is without the DICK TITS drug.

I am an active member of a RUSTY TROMBONE tourette syndrome DOUCHETITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FELCHING the FUCK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "POMMIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TACO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN IT sorry for CLUSTERFUCK "hi-jacking" your DOUCHING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNNILINGUS this that really CRACKER annoys me. I am working towards a PIECE OF SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLAK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JENKEM, and making fun of a JOHN ELWAY horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TESTICLE CHOKE time.

Best MALL SANTA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRITZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As PORTUGAL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “BELGIUM” Wen

P.S. TITTIES Regards to Andrew DIRTY SANCHEZ Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The MR WINKLER IS GAY bastard who wrote this article. You can P'KANG punch him if you I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NECROPHILIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and ABO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACKASS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MALARKY BAND WITH 4 MARGARET THATCHER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITTIES HORSE! NECROPHILIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NECROPHILIA'S HOUSE

How TWAT to PISS cure EXTRA LONG PENIS the TWAT Tourette's SOD OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S COCK for COCKSUCKER Tourette's DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! Syndrome FUCKWIT is YID following WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? these WHORE rules BULLCRAP in ASSCRACK order:

• 1: Avoid BOYCOTT VIACOM! immature CUNT little CONDOMS kids,
• 2: Count to AUTOFELLATIO within SCROTUM 10 WOODPECKERSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF TWAT nor ASSHOLE talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKHEAD yourself you FRAK don't PEDOPHILIA have ASSWIPE this LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PECKERHEAD WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HORSE PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NECROPHILIA last straw BUTT PIRATE!

I fucking put DAMNED TABERNACLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITWANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHOLE the TOP OF FRENCH TICKLER THIS GOBSHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POOPOO offensive. PRICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TOWELHEAD people who try CAMEL JOCKEY to battle SOD OFF'JACKASS that tight-ass BULLCRAP 17-year-FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AUTOFELLATIO it now, but someone said BOOBS' TURD CLEMEN'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! is a laughing BAT FUCK INSANE matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are WANKSPLAT articles BALL SACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FAG stuff. So YOGHURT CANNON that means ASSWIPE stop getting mad at the SON OF A BITCH first part too and ARSE talking about the BONG letter that it's LENS CRAFTERS mocking (what FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE letter? I don't even know what INCEST the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUKKAKE hi self REBECCA BLACK even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's BITCH nothing more BLESSED DAMN SAINT from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". FLYING FUCK. Which I'll add NIGGER TITS onto ADMINS ARE GAY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't suck my mothers suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to INJUN be, because if I were a CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS hilarious. If you WIKIPEDIA Want facts, go on ORGASM Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HOSER be offended, don't read ASSCRACK the freaking YOU WANKER article anyway.

ASSFACE SCUMBAG BITCH FAG TWAT SEMEN OH SHI– BONER COCKSUCKER DICKFACE

CUM RAT'S COCK TAMPON IN MY ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LENS CRAFTERS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT SEX CUM NAZI ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS YOU WANKER IT'S OVER 9000! JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER WANK BALL SACK FAGGOT HELLFUCKER ARSEBADGERS FAG MAMA MIA DUMBASS DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YOU TAMPONS REDSKIN FUCK OFF BORDER HOPPER CHICKEN SHIT PRICK MARGARET THATCHER SEX MICK SHITTY NEGRO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REDSKIN DOUCHING YOU WANKER ASSCRACK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER CUNT CONDOMS SHIT FUCK BUGGER GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA BALL SACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GANGBANG POMMIE JIGGABOO POLACK FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT FUCKING A TITS & DICKS CUNT WANKSPLAT BUGGER FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER NIGNOG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS suck my mothers FUCKING POO POO BLOWJOB URINE-GARGLING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHENEY INCEST SAND NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKER NIPPLES CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST MOSES PISS ARTIST ASSFACE RICK MORANIS CUNT BALL SACK FUCKTARD PEDOPHILIA DAMN NAZI KRAUT FUCKSTAIN KNOBJOCKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK PUSSY PAKI CUNNILINGUS BIGNOSE BLOWJOB EMO NEGRO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK PIGFUCKER SHITFACE DILDO FELCHMONKEY BASTARD COON CUM SUCK MY COCK JACK ABRAMOFF WANKER SEX CUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS YID DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANKER CUNNILINGUS POOPY BELLEND DOG SHIT SHITSKIN FUCKER DILDO SHITTY NORTH KOREA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS WANKER SEX STRAWBERRY ASS DEVELOPERS! BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD LIMEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK BITCH BEAVER WIGGER FUCK NUGGET TOWELHEAD JERRY WIENER PISSHOLE FUCK YOU FELLATIO BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS OFF MY ASS CECIL JOHN RHODES suck my mothers PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT DARTH VADER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT WIGGER WIKIPEDIA WILLY WONKA WIGGER RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHICKEN SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE HONKY PENIS ON A STICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JERK OFF FUCKING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER FELLATIO BITCH FUCK DIPSHIT FRIG SCROTUM FUCK WANKER I WILL END YOU! DAGO NIGNOG AY-AY-AY BALLS PIGFUCKER SHITFACE PISS OFF FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH HELL DAMN TITS & DICKS FUCKING A POMMIE BANGKOK PISS OFF GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS BUGGER TWAT NIPPLES SHITFACE BASTARD FELLATIO FUCKING SHIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN TWAT ASS ASSWIPE FROG PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LET'S SHIT I WILL END YOU! RICK MORANIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITHEAD CUNT MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK BASTARD BALLS PISS OFF ASSHAT MALL SANTA DAMMIT TOWELHEAD CHOAD KISSER MASTURBATION GRINGO DAMN CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH JOHN ELWAY CAMEL JOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS BOLLOCKS LIMEY DICKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES YUKY DOODY WANKER FUCKER COON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIGGER ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK WIKIPEDIA FUCKBAG GRINGO MONKEY BALLS HOMO JACKASS SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK YOU TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DUMBASS JERRY CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE DOUCHING GIVING HEAD INBRED DIPSHIT DOT HEAD INBRED DYKE NIPPLES NEGRO KRAUT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BITCH PEEPEE HELL PUSSYLICKER O CANADA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PUSSY PISSHOLE WANK HOMO DILDO WIENER GENITALIA GRINGO ASSHOLE NAZI SON OF A BITCH BASTARD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JAP CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKTARD YOU WANKER ASS LICKER FROG HELLFIRE BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN CHIGGER BASTARD JERRY SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK FUCKING PENISBIRD FUCKING A SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLACK DIPSHIT FUCKING JUMP! DYKE COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS WINDOWS VISTA DILDO CLIT VAGINA SHITE SHITCOCK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE PISS OFF PUSSY DOT HEAD HONKY ASSCRACK SHITHEAD DICKHEAD SHIT GOD DAMN WANK KRAUT TOWELHEAD WINDOWS VISTA FUCKTARD ASS JAP ASSCRACK SACRAMENTO FUCK OFF ASS CUNNILINGUS CUNT CHOAD PISS ARTIST ASSRAPING JIGGABOO BITCH TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING A FELLATIO WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE FELLATIO COCKSUCKER NECROPHILIA RAPE CAMEL JOCKEY CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT MAMA MIA CLEVELAND STEAMER BEANER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PUSSY PISSHOLE SHITSLIDE ASSHOLE BUGFUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITCUNTING ASSHOLE POMMIE RAT'S COCK FELLATIO HOMO HELLFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS FUCKWIT GOBSHITE JERK OFF LENS CRAFTERS TURD TOWELHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BALLS FEMADOM POMMIE NORTH KOREA WANK BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE FUCKFACE KIKE MICK PRICK CUNT CRAPPER COCK BASTARD TITTIES PENIS GRINGO CUNTRAG NAZI FUCKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKER BIGNOSE ASSRAPING NORTH KOREA JAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL NIGGER PISS ARTIST POLAK SMEG BOYCOTT VIACOM! VAGINA TWAT FUCKBAG AUTOFELLATIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MASTURBATION MILF [expletive deleted] WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITCUNTING DICKWAD JERRY ASSHOLE FUCKTARD TIT DIRT TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER MAMA MIA WANK FELCHING STEVE BALLMER FUCKBAG FUCK OFF CROTCH PORCH MONKEY SOD BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCK SPIC SHITE DAMN MALARKY DICK TWISTY VAGINA WANKER BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PICKANINNY FUCKING A PIECE OF SHIT JIGGABOO CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT DAMN PISS DOM DeLUISE LENS CRAFTERS GENITALIA ANUSCAKE DICK SHUT UP, MEG! TOSSER FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUGGER FAGGOT FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ARSE SHITHEAD COON ASSWIPE WANK FUCKTARD MOCCASINS CUM BOOBIES MALL SANTA DICK GOATSE SUCK MY DICK SNUFF PORN COLGATE KNOBJOCKEY NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST GRIS FUCK JOHN ELWAY SOD D'OH FUCK YOU FUCK CUNTSWILLING [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK DEMOCRACY TITWANK PORCUPINE'S BALLS INBRED SHAKOPEE BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS BUTTFUCKER YID BASTARD POMMIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POMMIE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD TWAT CUNT PENIS ON A STICK MOLDY TITS CUM INBRED BELLEND POLESMOKER JIGGABOO FUCKSTAIN CUNT NI BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE BOB SAGET DICK IN A BOX CRAP SHITE SOD ASS SHITHEAD JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS JERRY JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT SCROTUM DILDO STRAWBERRY ASS DUMBASS PISS OFF WIGGER PORCH MONKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAP ON A STICK POOPY VAGINA DUNE COON ASSHAT FUCK REDNECK BOOBS ANAL DIABETES TWAT SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG DICKFACE CHOAD REBECCA BLACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SIGMUND FREUD ASSWIPE FOUR-EYES JERK OFF EARS OF CHRIST MASTURBATION GIVING HEAD POLAK WOODPECKERSHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CHRISTHUMPER DICKFACE ASSRAPING PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MILF TOSSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TWAT ARSE BATMAN & ROBIN MOLDY TITS TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITTYWANK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SPICY CUNT FUCK INBRED HELLFIRE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! REDSKIN MARY WHITEHOUSE YID GO COUNT YOUR DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE CLEMEN PUSSY MOSES CRACKER BIRD SHIT PUSSY HONKY ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK VAGINA JAP ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS FUCK SHIT DAMN BUGGER BRITNEY WANKER DOUCHING PISS FUCK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLCRAP WANK BUTT PIRATE WANK SPANK THE MONKEY ASS BUKKAKE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SPANK THE MONKEY POOPY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN IT FLYING FUCK SHIT CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS BONG FUCK JACK OFF CUNNILINGUS BUGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKLICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHOAD HELLFIRE ASSCRACK FUCKBAG SHITBALLS CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YOU KRAUT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE ARSE CUNTRAG PEDOPHILIA BOOBS SHITFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUM SHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY COCKGOBLIN BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH FUCKING JUMP! PISS OFF MY ASS DICK CRAPFUCKER BUGGER RAGHEAD DICK FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE FUCKING BASEBALL WIGGER SHIT ALEX TREBEK COCKSHITTER DAMN HOT GRITS DOG SHIT BOLLOCKS CHAV BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS HOMO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BASKETBALL HOOP MARGARET THATCHER NIGNOG DUMBASS RICK MORANIS HADJI JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PEDOPHILIA BIGNOSE DAMN ARSEBADGERS COCKSMOKER SOD OFF WANK TITTYWANK JACKASS SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON EAT MY SHIT! KRAUT WANK CHIGGER SHITHEAD FUCKER MILF BALLS SHITE FUCKTARD RAPE PISS DICKFACE SHITFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS KIKE CHICKEN FRIES BOOBIES CLIT DAMN HELLFIRE SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SON OF A BITCH DAMN SHITSLINGING BASTARD CLEMEN SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE SHITSKIN ASSHOLE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SON OF A BITCH CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITSLIDE HITLER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITTIES CUNTSWILLING ANUSCAKE BASTARD SEMEN BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN POLACK LET'S SHIT GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! VENEREAL DISEASE TITMOUSE JIZZ WIKIPEDIA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DUMBASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DONKEY DICK BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY COON SHIT pen0r JACKASS SHIT HELLFUCKER DICKHEAD SHITCUNTING DOUCHING SHIT FASHION BUG I WILL KILL YOU! RAT'S COCK DAMN HAIL SATAN! BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] YID FUCKSTAIN RAPE PICKANINNY ASS ASSWIPE I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS UP MY ARSE SUCK MY DICK FUCK FUCKTARD SHITTY FUCKWIT SOD COCKSUCKER BONER SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK PIGFUCKER GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT GREASER FALSE BENSON DOUCHE ASSHOLE MALARKY ANUSCAKE DONKEY DICK ASS LICKER LOLCAT FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD SOD OFF INJUN WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS FELCHING PISSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POOPOO JERK OFF DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK PEARL NECKLACE TIT DIRT FUCK OFF PRICK HENTAI DICKHEAD SHITE ASS ORGASM CHOAD DAMN BULLSHIT CUNT FUCK SON OF A BITCH BITCH CUNT WANKSPLAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUSSY ORGASM CHOAD DAGO GREASER SHITCOCK CHAV MARGARET THATCHER DAMN FUCKER CRACKER CUNT CRAPPER VAGINA PORCH MONKEY TRANNY FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD POOPOO MARGARET THATCHER FELLATIO BONER ALEX TREBEK FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS ASSWIPE COCKGOBLIN 666 ASSWIPE PUSSY BAT FUCK INSANE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD BITCH SHITFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT DOODIE HEAD BUTT PIRATE COON BALL SACK PIECE OF SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ANUSCAKE POLAK SCUMBAG DIPSHIT INJUN ASSHAT ASSFACE FUCKER NICARAGUA FUCKSTAIN ARSEBADGERS RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKLICK SHITSLINGING NIGGER SHIT JOHNNY GOD DAMN SHITE MOLDY TITS JACKASS SHIT CHICKEN FRIES EXTRA LONG PENIS COCKSUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE PISS OFF ASS DARTH VADER I WILL END YOU! VAGINA SHITHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MONKEY BALLS RUSKIE NIGNOG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LOGJAMMER CUNT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FRITZ DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT WANK TAMPONS WANKER TWISTY VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING JACKASS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JERRY SHIT BUGFUCK SOD DONKEY DICK SCUMBAG PISS FUCKTARD FUCK OFF FUCK OFF CLIT WIENER SHITCOCK SHITTY SHITFACE WIGGER TAFFY CUM PISSHOLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NICARAGUA MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK SHIT BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink IN SACREMENT FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE POMMIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS JACKASS RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD KRAUT GANGBANG BITCH TOTAL BUGGER FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRIG RAPE COCK I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH GIVING HEAD HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS INBRED SHITFUCKER DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE HO GREASER FRIG FAG YID DONGSHOVER SCUMBAG CC PLZ DUMBASS MICK MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITHEAD HADJI EMO TITTIES DAMN FIST FUCK PEDOPHILIA ORGASM FUCKER FUCKHEAD TOSSER WINDOWS VISTA DICK ORGASM FRIENDS WIENER CHINK SHITSLINGING BUDDHIST MONK FELCHMONKEY BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING JERK OFF SUCK MY DICK LENS CRAFTERS DOT HEAD FAG CHIGGER DUMBASS BLUMPKIN NEOPETS INJUN FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT SHITCOCK SHITTY ASSFACE PISS OFF SHITE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NECROPHILIA and with the FUCKFACE and his COON of girraffes in which JOHNNY while reading about MARY WHITEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PORCUPINE'S BALLS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNTRAG