Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOD DAMN'SUGARTITS'FUCKWIT'FENCE JUMPER'CUNTSWILLING'FUCKING A'I AM CORNHOLIO! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN IT neurochemical FUCK disorder FASHION BUG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BORDER HOPPER, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEMEN or FUCKTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITBALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY PUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MY ANUS IS BLEEDING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TWISTY VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAPE MASTURBATION words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRACKER television programs to address GANGBANG Tourette's syndrome.

VAGINA Tourette's is RAT'S ASS not to be CRAP confused with MASTURBATION Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying YOU WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHUCK NORRIS random SHAKOPEE disorientation, culturally-TITTYWANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSFACE language, YID and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YID CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive JESUS FUCKING CHRIST quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES PIECE OF SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A CONAN O'BRIAN Polite Note to the TITMOUSE Author:

The HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette's MALARKY Research Institute was BLUMPKIN founded to HOLY DUMB FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEARL NECKLACE article NIPPLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I AM CORNHOLIO! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NICARAGUA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers TWISTY VAGINA swear. You can JACK ABRAMOFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NORTH KOREA TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible BELLEND thing.
• The main GOD DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are VENEREAL DISEASE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WOMEN'S RIGHTS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRIG knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PRICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BEANER sufferers to become DAMN IT manically depressed and BOOBS commit ARSEBADGERS suicide.
• There is no MONKEY'S UNCLE cure, and the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOOK tics often have adverse PISS OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACKASS SHIT perodol" which caused my entire JAP body to go BEAVER numb and FAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the PENIS drug.

I am an active member of a JENKEM tourette syndrome DIPSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICK CHICKEN the BOON public view of Tourettes as a "I DON'T HAVE AIDS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BLISTERING BARNACLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUM sorry for FLYING FUCK "hi-jacking" your GOBSHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really FELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLUMPKIN, and making fun of a LENS CRAFTERS horrible disorder is (not) JENKEM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. FUCKHEAD Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The SLOPE bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you FENCE JUMPER want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHOAD saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BORDER HOPPER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOCKIE and FELLATIO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMNATION music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKSTAIN BAND WITH 4 SHITHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TRANNY HORSE! BORDER HOPPER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BORDER HOPPER'S HOUSE

How FUCK to SUCK MY DICK cure SHIT the CUNTSWILLING Tourette's FELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TURD for ABO Tourette's MACACA Syndrome BRITNEY is CUNT following DICKHEAD these PENIS ON A STICK rules TITS in EMO order:

• 1: Avoid CHALICE immature BIGNOSE little STRAWBERRY ASS kids,
• 2: Count to MASTURBATION within BUTTFUCKER 10 DICKFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FELCHING MICK ASS nor FUCKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell TAFFY yourself you TOSSER don't GIVING HEAD have SUGAR this FUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKER WITH NASTY JOHNNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I WILL END YOU! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BORDER HOPPER last straw FUCKSTAIN!

I fucking put FUCKWIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE KIDDY FIDDLER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEMEN the TOP OF YUKY DOODY THIS CHOAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HI, BILLY MAYS HERE offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FOREIGN CURRENCY people who try POMMIE to battle BUTTFUCKER'DIPSHIT that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-VENEREAL DISEASE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NECROPHILIA it now, but someone said AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI' SCUMBAG DILDO'EMO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing SONNY BILL WILLIAMS matter. Plus there PRICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are COCK articles LOGJAMMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TESTICLE CHOKE stuff. So COCKSHITTER that means POLAK stop getting mad at the SMEG first part too and SHITFACE talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's ANAL mocking (what FUCK YOU letter? I don't even know what LIKE FATHER LIKE SON the heck you're talking about). Adrian DILDO hi self BASTARD even made a really WANK good point. "It's BEAVER nothing more SCUMBAG from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". CRACKER. Which I'll add WOP onto SHITSKIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TALK PAGES suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FREE ELECTIONS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a PIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NECROPHILIA hilarious. If you WANKER Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PEARL NECKLACE be offended, don't read POTTYMOUTH the freaking GREASER article anyway.

JAP POLAK WIGGER SACRAMENTO DICK ASSWIPE JIZZ FENCE JUMPER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHOLE

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BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS FELLATIO ANUSCAKE SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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FUCKFACE WIENER GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSRAMMER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BITCH SEX ASSHAT BITCH TRANNY BEANER BITCH DAMNED TABERNACLE DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SEMEN BOOBS SHITHEAD MASTURBATION FRENCH TICKLER MONKEY SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK YOU WANKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WANK RAT'S COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE DAMN DYKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT ASS DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX FUCKING JUMP! I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT SHITE DAMN IT MOCCASINS [Insert swear here] GOOK CUNT CRAPPER 666 CRAPMUNCHER INBRED WALRUS SHIT WIENER CRAPPY PISS ARTIST PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL DOUCHING PEARL NECKLACE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCK YOU DAMN HELL THIS IS SPARTA! ASS HELL BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT BALL SACK MASTURBATION YOUR MOM BULLSHIT JACKASS CUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKING JUMP! ICE CREAM FEWMETS ELECTION SPIC HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE DIPSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT LUV JACKASS FELCHING POMMIE BALL SACK SHITSKIN SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN IT COMMUNIST DILDO BUGFUCK COON HOSER AUTOFELLATIO BUGFUCK HONKY HELL YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING JACKASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SPUNK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS SHIT DONKEY DICK WANKER BANGKOK FLYING FUCK FRIG DOT HEAD CROTCH FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER CUNT FUCK OFF NIPPLES WILLY WONKA DICKWAD TOWELHEAD SHIT FUCKER DYKE BEAVER PENIS PUNANI FUCK DOG FUCKER PISS OFF CUM O CANADA COCKGOBLIN PEDOPHILIA BITCH ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE FUCK YOU THONG TASTER SHITE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BONG DONKEY DICK SHIT BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT VAGINA FELLATIO MASTURBATION TOTAL GREASER TAFFY DAGO MAMA MIA JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT BONER RAPE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS FUCKER SHITE CRAPMUNCHER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE PISSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITE FUCKER DAMN IT BOB SAGET TITS & DICKS CUNT ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST BIRD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD BOLLOCKS BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK SLOPE DAMN BITCH GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK PAKI FRAK BEAVER COCKSMOKER FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! BUGGER OFF POOPOO DOUCHE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNTBUCKET FUCKHEAD BOOBS DICK CUNTRAG DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER MACACA PUSSY FUCK YOU BELLEND FELCHING ASSHAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUGFUCK BEAVER LIMEY VENEREAL DISEASE [expletive deleted] I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD FROG SHIT SHITFUCKER BEAVER SHITFACE SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ASSHOLE 666 TAMPONS CLEMEN TITMOUSE SHITSLINGING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING A COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK DOUCHE BUTT PIRATE TIT SPRINKLES WANK PISS OFF MY ASS FIST FUCK DUMBASS MARCH OF FLAMES TOWELHEAD GRINGO DAMN IT POLAK FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF SHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER DYKE DARTH VADER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT CLEMEN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELLATIO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BONER BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAPMUNCHER MILF CHIGGER FRIG SHITE STUDENT MOVEMENT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WIGGER JACKASS COCKSUCKER FUCKING A CUNTBUCKET KRAUT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER HOT GRITS CUNNILINGUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT ASS STRAWBERRY ASS YOUR MOM UIGURS CLIT FUCK SPUNK BUTT PIRATE BULLSHIT NIGNOG TITWANK BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD NIPPLES NICARAGUA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE CUNTRAG DOODIE HEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT ARSE BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING SEMPRINI DYKE BASTARD RAPE THONG TASTER HORSE SHIT ASSHAT CHIGGER FALSE BENSON FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHAV DAMN DYKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE NAZI TRANNY FUCKWIT CUNTRAG OSTRICH MY ASS YOU WANKER SLOPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD SHITE INCEST DUMBASS FELLATIO DOT HEAD RECTUM RAIDER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTT-HEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY NI BLOWJOB CHING CHONG CHINK GRINGO DOUCHEBAG INJUN RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HEAD JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE JACKASS SHITFACE BASTARD SHITCOCK MALARKY HOSER POMMIE TOSSER CROTCH SHITE FUCK CUNT LAPPER ASS CUNTBUCKET VAGINA FEWMETS GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GRAPE PENIS BULLSHIT WANK PISS FUCK FUCK OFF ASSCRACK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOCCASINS HO POWERSHIT DOG SHIT NORTH KOREA DICKLICK NIPPLES SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BONER COON DAMN IT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PRICK FUCKFACE CHIGGER CRAP ON A STICK WIKIPEDIA ASS PISS ARTIST TWAT BITCH BENSON SUCKS GOD DAMMIT BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER ALEX TREBEK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIPPLES HELL BOOBIES FRAK DICKWAD SHAKOPEE TITTIES PORCUPINE'S BALLS FIRECROTCH PENIS BASTARD ASS DAMN IT SUCK MY DICK FUCK PENIS TACO REDNECK DONALD RUMSFELD CROTCH POMMIE ASS YID GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIGGER NIGNOG GRIS BEAVER PORCH MONKEY PISS OFF POMMIE INBRED CHOAD SHITFACE SHITFACE FUCK NIPPLES SPANK THE MONKEY Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ANAL DIABETES and with the ASSHOLE and his PISS UP MY ARSE of girraffes in which PEARL NECKLACE while reading about BAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PEEPEE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DILDO