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Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NEGRO, sudden KAFFIR m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITTYWANK or WHORE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOG SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INBRED include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WIENER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ORGASM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOG FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DYKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF SHIT television programs to address EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's syndrome.

POLESMOKER Tourette's is BULLSHIT not to be DIPSHIT confused with FUCKING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPUNK random DAMN disorientation, culturally-CONDOMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSYLICKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLIT language, RICK MORANIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! POLACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky QUEEF souvenir shoppes and massive BUGFUCK quantities CLEMEN of ANAL DIABETES WIKIPEDIA garbage.

Darnit.

A GO HOME AND DIE Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:

The TIT DIRT Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was YUKKY DOODY founded to FELLATIO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNTRAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BEAVER article CUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NICARAGUA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LIMEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FELCHING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TENTACLE RAPE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TOWELHEAD Tourrette's sufferers ASSRAPING swear. You can POLACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING FUCK TV, for always focusing on the FUCKER bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
  • The main GYPSY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee EMO NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHAKOPEE school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRACKER sufferers to become CONDOMS manically depressed and CUNT commit DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suicide.
  • There is no THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE cure, and the PIGFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SACRAMENTO tics often have adverse WHORE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANKSPLAT perodol" which caused my entire LIKE FATHER LIKE SON body to go WANK numb and SAMUEL L. JACKSON basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTER FUCK it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! tourette syndrome THONG TASTER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHING the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "WARNER MUSIC GROUP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUCHETITS sorry for BULLCRAP "hi-jacking" your FUCKING JUMP! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a DOM DeLUISE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TIT SPRINKLES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CRACKER, and making fun of a CHALICE horrible disorder is (not) SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best COCKING FUCKBOROUGH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIRD IN THE HOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. YOU WANKER Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The SHITTY bastard who wrote this article. You can SCROTUM punch him if you MY ANUS IS BLEEDING want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TOWELHEAD saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NEGRO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are QUEEF and CAMEL FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BELLEND music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKFACE BAND WITH 4 CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ALF HORSE! NEGRO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NEGRO'S HOUSE

How WOP to CHENEY cure POMMIE the ASS Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCKSMOKER for FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's PISS Syndrome DAMN is FUCKWIT following HORSE SHIT these PISS rules POLACK in FUCKBAG order:

  • 1: Avoid ABO immature FROG little PISS OFF kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITHEAD within CONDOMS 10 PRICKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your CLUSTER FUCK CRAP RAT'S COCK nor SHITCOCK talk,
  • 4: Tell THONG TASTER yourself you SHITTY don't FUCKING have CUNT this DONGSHOVER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY suck my mothers DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NEGRO last straw SMEG!

I fucking put FLYING FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE POMMIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DUMBASS the TOP OF JELLY BEANS THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHE NAZI people who try CHUFF to battle HORSE PENIS'BITCH that tight-ass FROG 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BONER it now, but someone said WIKIPEDIA RULES' CRAP DOODIE HEAD'SCUMBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JAP is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there DOUCHING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Uncyclopedia, there are CHOAD articles BUTT-HEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCKSUCKER stuff. So HELL that means SIGMUND FREUD stop getting mad at the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! first part too and HELL talking about the FUCKWIT letter that it's HELL mocking (what PISS letter? I don't even know what NIPPLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian INCEST hi self ASS FASCIST even made a really PENISFUCK good point. "It's SHITBALLS nothing more LIKE FATHER LIKE SON from a head nod to a YOU WANKER knee tick". GOD DAMN. Which I'll add GO HOME AND DIE onto FLAMING ASS BADGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that ASSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PRICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a TIMBER NIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article YOU SUCK BALLS hilarious. If you BIRD SHIT Want facts, go on MASTURBATION Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIECE OF SHIT be offended, don't read NORTH KOREA the freaking DUMBASS article anyway.

JIZZ BOB SAGET SON OF A BITCH BIBLE BASHER WILLY WONKA SHITHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE MICK ASSHAT ART METAL PRODUCTS

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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNNILINGUS ARSE CUM CUNTYMINTS FUCK OFF DICK DUMBASS DAMN IT DICKFACE RAPE TOSSER SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITTY FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD SHITE TITS SCUMBUCKET GOAT DICK FUCK SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT GOD DAMN POLACK BITCH CRAP ASS NEGRO FUCK YOU DUMBASS NIGGER PISS FUCKING YUKKY DOODY CAMEL JOCKEY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TAFFY DICKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIENER BONER PIXIES BALL SACK DAMN CUM TWISTY VAGINA FIST FUCK BALL SACK PISS OFF COCKSUCKER I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE PIECE OF SHIT NAZI PENIS COON HORSE SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FEMADOM RUSKIE DUMBASS FUCK ALEX TREBEK DOUCHE FUCKFACE HELL ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITCOCK FUCKING A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER ROMANIA COON WHORE BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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LAKE TITICACA HONKY ARSE BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK REDNECK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK TOWELHEAD ORANGE TURTLE JIZZ ASS FUCKWIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCK WILLY WONKA ART METAL PRODUCTS SEMEN WALRUS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER ASSHOLE BANGKOK VAGINA COCK DOT HEAD VAGINA EPIDIDYMIS [EXPLETIVE] DOUCHING SHIT DAMN COON KRAUT FELLATIO BEANER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DOG SHIT COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSRAPING TUBA CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKFACE [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS DICK IN A BOX WANK DYKE BOOBIES INBRED POLAK FUCK YOU TWAT ASS ASS BALL SACK SHITFACE ASSHOLE PUNANI MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING A JIGGABOO GO HOME AND DIE BELLEND BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY MALL SANTA DUNE COON SOD DONKEY DICK FUCKING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF AMERICA ONLINE TAFFY GYPSY YOU WANKER DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER BONER CUNT SEMEN SEMEN CUNT FUCKSTAIN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BOOBS CHENEY PORCH MONKEY BOOBIES CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PRICK WANK TWAT CONDOMS FUCK CUNTRAG BUKKAKE ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SLOPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH [expletive deleted] CAMEL JOCKEY P'KANG ASSCRACK MONKEY BALLS ALEX TREBEK BASTARD FROG MOLDY TITS WANK DAMN DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAMEL FUCKER ASS FASCIST SHITE TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHING DONALD RUMSFELD SAGGY TITS FOUR-EYES CUNT SHITSLINGING WANK TITTIES DUNE COON CLIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCK BUTTFUCKER HELL SUCK MY DICK ASSWIPE CUNTYMINTS SHITSLIDE SUCK A BIG DICK JENKEM DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN JAP SHIT FUCKFACE TAMPONS DICKHEAD WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY DAGO ASS FUCK POTTYMOUTH BUGFUCK ASSHAT SPIC FUCKING A COCKSTUFFER 666 ASSWIPE SHITBALLS DAGO JERK OFF BIG FOOT P'KANG DILDO DICKWAD WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM BALLS CUNT CRAPPER DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NEOPETS ARSE BUTT PIRATE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT SCROTUM COON GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DIPSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS JIZZ DUNE COON GOATSE HORSE SHIT GRINGO PUNANI FUCKHEAD TOSSER PECKERHEAD DICK CHICKEN BITCH DAMN NIGGER FLYING FUCK CUNT CUNT TOSSER WARNER MUSIC GROUP MARCH OF FLAMES SAND NIGGER BUKKAKE HELL WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LET'S SHIT BOLLOCKS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNTRAG SUCK MY COCK FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE FROG SHITE CLIT I WILL KILL YOU! TWISTY VAGINA DICKLICK SHIT SCUMBAG COON CECIL JOHN RHODES FEWMETS GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE SHIT HOSER HORSE PENIS FUCK YOU ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN SNUFF PORN KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DOUCHE SHITHEAD SHITHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK SHITFUCKER SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK BULLSHIT DICKHEAD FUCKING GO COUNT YOUR DICK QUEEF DOG SHIT BULLSHIT DAMN IT FELCHING ASSRAPING CRAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS BASTARD JERRY FUCKHEAD POOPY LOLCAT [EXPLETIVE] PUSSY GOD DAMN FUCKWIT BULLSHIT ARSE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS SHIT CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD HO SUITCASE PENIS JAP KAFFIR DOG SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MOTHERFUCKER COCK SHITHEAD DOG FUCKER WANK JERRY DOUCHE FUCKING A BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SON OF A BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER PIGFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT ALF BLISTERING BARNACLES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELLATIO SHITHEAD WIGGER TITS & DICKS TRANNY FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE 666 FUCK OFF HELL ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK ORGASM DAMN AY-AY-AY DIPSHIT KIKE PISSHOLE NIGGER DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS SHITTY FUCKHEAD CHINK BLUE PENIS! TWAT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSCRACK DOG SHIT PISS OFF PIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! STEVE BALLMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAP ASS SEMEN FENCE JUMPER DICKHEAD DIPSHIT SCUMBAG MONKEY BALLS NIGGER THONG TASTER CUNTRAG GREASER ANUSCAKE DICK CHICKEN WANKER SHIT RICK MORANIS RAPE SHITTY GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE PUNANI CHING CHONG CHINK GOATSE POLAK FENCE JUMPER WIENER BALLS SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT PISS [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! PISS OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES COMMUNISM IS STUPID FUCK OFF GOD DAMN CHRISTHUMPER ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER PRICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS suck my mothers BIGNOSE HELL ARSEBADGERS BUTTFUCKER WANK SHIT SHITTY TIMBER NIGGER RAT'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE GREASER CAMEL FUCKER DICK FUCK OFF DICKHEAD SMEG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTT-HEAD DUMBASS WANKER TITWANK BELGIUM FLAMING ASS BADGER MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JESSE McCARTNEY GRIS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER CLEMEN CRAPMUNCHER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAPMUNCHER CONAN O'BRIAN BUKKAKE NEOPETS WIENER CUNT WIENER RECTUM RAIDER DYKE FUCKING A SAND NIGGER JACKASS SAND NIGGER FUCK BITCH FUCKING SON OF A BITCH ASS HELL EMO CLEMEN CLIT HORSE SHIT FAG BOOBS DONGSHOVER CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DARTH VADER CUNTRAG FUCK CUNNILINGUS POMMIE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS ARSE CHIGGER BELGIUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY DICK LOLCAT CHING CHONG CHINK TWAT BUTT-HOLE SCUMBAG SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT JAP DUNE COON BITCH AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD ANAL DIABETES D'OH BITCH FUCK TIMBER NIGGER FEMADOM DICKFACE FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK MY DICK DONKEY DICK WIENER DIPSHIT FRAK THONG TASTER DAMMIT ASSFACE HELL SHITBALLS DICKWAD ASSFACE CHUFF SHITTY CUM HORSE PENIS BUNG-HOLE ASS BITCH COCKSUCKER SHITTY FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSTUFFER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YID ALEX TREBEK FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLINGING AMERICA ONLINE BITCH WILLY WONKA SHITTY CUNT CRAPPER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POTTYMOUTH CUNT PISS RAT'S COCK JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE POLESMOKER BRITNEY ANUSCAKE WALRUS SHIT VAGINA MACACA BITCH ASSFACE DOUCHE COCKSUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK YOU and with the FUCK YOU and his PIGFUCKER of girraffes in which ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP while reading about DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A ALLIGATOR Polite Note to the DRUNK Author:

I am FLORIDA 17 years old and HURRICANE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your MARLINS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it WHITE PEOPLE removed or changed as soon as RACISM possible.

Let me tell you BEER about FLORIDA MAN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of RACISM Tourettes sufferers JAGUARS ALLIGATORS DRUNK PEOPLE swear. You can BEER blame television for always focusing on the TRUMP 2020 bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of ALLIGATOR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BEER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MAGA jerk. Tourettes is no TAMPA BAY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ALLIGATOR school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BEER depressed and commit suicide. There is no SWAMP cure, and the WHITE PEOPLE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWAMP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DRUNK PEOPLE caused my entire ALLIGATOR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLORIDA drug. I am an active FLORIDA member of a BEER tourette syndrome association and JAGUARS I am making steps towards MARLINS eradicating the public BEER view of Tourettes as a I SAW SOMEONE GET EATEN BY AN ALLIGATOR ACROSS THE STREET "swearing" disorder, because it is BEER much much more.

I am sorry BEER for "hi-jacking" your entry on ALLIGATORS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLORIDA that really RACISM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TRUMP 2020 tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WHITE PEOPLE editing this ALLIGATORS article. Remember, everything SWAMP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ALLIGATOR BEER WHITE PEOPLE TRUMP 2020 RACISM SWAMP not funny at all.

Thank you RACISM for your JAGUAR time.

Best RACISM regards,

Phil

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FUCK YOU Bono! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!

Don't forget, the earth was created 4004 BC and fossil evidence is a test of faith! Don't let school pervert you, little children! ;)
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This article is BASTARD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK A DUCK subject. If you do not find it funny FLAMING ASS BADGER, it is probably because you are an INBRED SUITCASE PENIS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BASTARD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a YOU WANKER joke loses its humour D'OH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NICARAGUA ignorant, then you wouldn't have TITS & DICKS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CUNTBUCKET CUNNILINGUS I WILL END YOU! BOYCOTT VIACOM! YOU WANKER!!!!!I <3 COCK
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