Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PEDOPHILIA'PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM'CRAPPY'ASSCRACK'CHRISTHUMPER'BALL SACK'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK look at the FLYING FUCK talk page of this PENIS article for notes or discussion before MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOLDY TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FLYING FUCK, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSFACE or PEEPEE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BIG FOOT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TWAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HOSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COMMUNIST DILDO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHICKEN SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSWIPE utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address BLOWJOB Tourette's syndrome.

DICK CHICKEN Tourette's is DOUCHING not to be BOB SAGET confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUNANI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random CROTCH disorientation, culturally-WHITE POWER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAPE language, CONAN O'BRIAN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCKSMOKER SOD OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities DICK CHICKEN of ANAL DIABETES FELLATIO garbage.

Darnit.

A JESSE McCARTNEY Polite Note to the BOLLOCKS Author:

The CUNTBUCKET Tourette's AMERICA ONLINE Research Institute was FAG founded to TWAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TENTACLE RAPE article DYKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DYKE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers CUM swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the CAMEL JOCKEY bad side of a terrible ORGASM thing.
• The main SCROTUM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACKASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITTY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACK OFF school for CROTCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT sufferers to become TURD manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit INBRED suicide.
• There is no WANK cure, and the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse SUGARTITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE perodol" which caused my entire O CANADA body to go CONDOMS numb and DIPSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAGO it is without the ASSFACE drug.

I am an active member of a CROTCH tourette syndrome GOOK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BELLEND much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HADJI sorry for RAT'S COCK "hi-jacking" your PISS OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WIENER this that really I WILL KILL YOU! annoys me. I am working towards a CAPTAIN CRUNCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DILDO, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) MARCH OF FLAMES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIBLE BASHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. FRITZ Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The SOD bastard who wrote this article. You can BULLSHIT punch him if you GOATSE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NICARAGUA saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FLYING FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS and JACKASS SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACKASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHIGGER BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HORSE! FLYING FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FLYING FUCK'S HOUSE

How ASS to SEMEN cure DAMMIT the JACK OFF Tourette's PISS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOOBS for ASS Tourette's TITTYWANK Syndrome ASSHOLE is NEOPETS following ASSWIPE these BRITNEY rules TITS & DICKS in DOG SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature BLUMPKIN little KITTENS kids,
• 2: Count to HOMO within ASS 10 BLOWJOBseconds,
• 3: Do not open your REDSKIN BLUMPKIN ASS FASCIST nor GRINGO talk,
• 4: Tell FROG yourself you PORCH MONKEY don't GANGBANG have DICKHEAD this CUM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK pen0r WITH NASTY BONG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITCOCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FLYING FUCK last straw SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

I fucking put SOD' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIHILISM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PUNANI the TOP OF BITCH THIS DOG FUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKLICK offensive. FENCE JUMPER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GRIS people who try SHIT to battle BULLSHIT'WOODPECKERSHIT that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-DICKHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CONDOMS it now, but someone said FUCKFACE' BORDER HOPPER CARPET MUNCHER'DAMN IT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing HIGH WAGES matter. Plus there PIECE OF SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BIRD SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHOLE articles TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So NI that means BITCH stop getting mad at the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR first part too and FUCKFACE talking about the NIGGER letter that it's CUNTBUCKET mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self CLEMEN even made a really SAGGY TITS good point. "It's JESSE McCARTNEY nothing more DOG FUCKER from a head nod to a REDNECK knee tick". SHITCOCK. Which I'll add FUCKHEAD onto TAFFY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA suffer that TAMPON IN MY ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOG FUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKSUCKER be, because if I were a RAGHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you POMMIE Want facts, go on DICKWAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK CHICKEN be offended, don't read PUSSY the freaking TWO-INCH PENIS article anyway.

SHIT SHITTY DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH DICKHEAD VAGINA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP HORSE PENIS ARSEBADGERS

MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL MR WINKLER IS GAY BALLS CLUSTER FUCK PIECE OF SHIT GENITALIA MILF SHITFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FROG'S FAT ASS FU SPANG PORCH MONKEY MARY WHITEHOUSE BELGIUM SHITFACE BEAVER PAKI DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD EMO TRANNY WOP GOD DAMMIT DEMOCRACY BAT FUCK INSANE SEMEN BENCH PRESS FUCK SHITHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES I AM CORNHOLIO! BIRD SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT TACO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GYPSY FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK OFF BLUMPKIN DONGSHOVER FUCKING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSCRACK TITTYWANK TAFFY NI JOHNNY COCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUM FUCKING PISS ARTIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER ARSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIPPLES BALL SACK FUCK GOD DAMMIT CUNT POOPY FUCK YOU FEMADOM ASSHOLE FIRECROTCH BUTTFUCKER SHITTY ASS LICKER POMMIE PENIS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JACKASS SHIT MACACA WIENER TITWANK PORCH MONKEY NIGGER SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! FROG PEDOPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE POWERSHIT SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EMO BASTARD HO FUCKING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TRANNY SHIT GOOK MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY PUSSY POTTYMOUTH JOHNNY CHIGGER CHINK CUNT BEANER CRAPPY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK COCK LIMEY DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER TWAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WANK CUNT BITCH CUNT PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE HELL SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HITLER BASTARD FIRECROTCH ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TIMBER NIGGER WANK SHITPISSER SCROTUM AY-AY-AY ASS ASSWIPE WANK BEAVER DAMN FELCHING GRIS RUSTY TROMBONE CHUCK NORRIS SHITFUCKER SHIT TENTACLE RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! HOMO CHAV MOCKIE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RUSTY TROMBONE HELL AY-AY-AY GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY LIMEY OSTRICH MY ASS PRICK AY-AY-AY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BIGNOSE FUCKER RAT'S ASS GOOK PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE PIG SHITFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ARSE POLESMOKER YID CRAPPY SHITFUCKER STEVE BALLMER HYPERINFLATION NECROPHILIA SPANK THE MONKEY RAGHEAD MILF MICK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BITCH FUCKING YOUR MOM DAMN HOMO GRINGO BOYCOTT VIACOM! TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD DAMN PISS UP MY ARSE JIZZ BIRD IN THE HOUSE WANKSPLAT DICKWAD CHICKEN FRIES CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING A CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER HELL TAMPONS SPIC 666 DUNE COON SAND NIGGER TITS SHITFACE AY-AY-AY CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD CUNT PEARL NECKLACE DYKE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BUTTFUCKER ASS COCKSMOKER COCKSHITTER ASS ASSHAT PISSHOLE CUNTSWILLING KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SUCK MY DICK EPIDIDYMIS CRAP WHORE WHORE FUCKWIT FROG HONKY DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT TITTYWANK ASSWIPE NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER HATE HATE HAT BULLSHIT TEDDY BEARS LET'S SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPUNK ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE CROTCH BOON CUM FUCK NEGRO I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOZILLA FIREFOX PISSHOLE BITCH SLOPE DONKEY PUNCHER NIHILISM CHENEY PENIS ON A BUN FELLATIO MAMA MIA CUNT WIGGER DICKHEAD VAGINA ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS DAMN MALARKY COCK KNOBJOCKEY CUNTBUCKET SUGARTITS NI DUMBASS ORGASM SHITPISSER FUCKWIT TITTIES HELL ASS LET'S SHIT BITCH BLOWJOB ORGASM PISS UP MY ARSE BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA JERRY BLUE PENIS! PUPPIES CRACKER FELCHING MASTURBATION SHITFACE SHITE CUM HENTAI GOD DAMMIT SEX BITCH GOAT DICK CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER MILF FLYING FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELLFUCKER EMO DONKEY DICK FLYING FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS PUSSY HORSE SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE WINDOWS VISTA DONKEY DICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUKKAKE KIDDY FIDDLER WETBACK BLESSED DAMN SAINT FELLATIO ASSFACE FUCKWIT REDNECK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH BONER PISSHOLE BENCH PRESS CUM FUCKSTAIN CROTCH BOLLOCKS FRIG ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER ARSE lowercase SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOLDY TITS DUMBASS BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE DICKLICK BIRD SHIT SHITBALLS SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUM ASSHOLE WANK GENITALIA JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK EAT MY SHIT! ALEX TREBEK BIRD SHIT HIGH WAGES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCK BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK CROTCH FUCKING FELCHING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASS CLUSTER FUCK ASSCRACK FUCK FUCKER BITCH SHITTY DIPSHIT TAFFY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBS ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PIECE OF SHIT TUBA JACK OFF CHUFF FUCKING A DIPSHIT BITCH CUNT POMMIE WANK FUCKING A CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS SHIT BOLLOCKS JOHNNY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CROTCH BENCH PRESS LENS CRAFTERS SHITCUNTING CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO BEANER CUNTRAG BITCH BALLS POMMIE [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S COCK BALLS NIPPLES DICK SHITFACE YID SHIT CUNT TIMBER NIGGER LIMEY MILF CAPITALISM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JAP GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS REDSKIN ORGASM SHITCOCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHUFF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BOOBS BELLEND BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU DOT HEAD DAMN CRAP CUM FUCKBAG DUMBASS WANK INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD BELLEND SON OF A BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER POOPY SHIT HORSE SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA TWAT NIGGER BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS VAGINA FUCK YOU BUGFUCK FUCK YOU ASSWIPE WANK PISS OFF INJUN DILDO BALLS SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT HONKY HOLY DUMB FUCK TOWELHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUCK MY DICK POLAK PISS JACKASS DICK IN A BOX SCROTUM HONKY SCUMBAG HORSE PENIS PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK MICK TACO PECKERHEAD FUCK A DUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE GANGBANG BUGFUCK FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING TITS PENIS ON A STICK CAMEL JOCKEY POMMIE RAT'S COCK PEEPEE FLYING RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TWAT HOMO CLIT BASTARD PAKI GO HOME AND DIE ASSHAT ASS SEMPRINI TWAT WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN BALLS DAMN SHITFACE SHITTY COON PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! WIKIPEDIA JERRY FOUR-EYES FUCKHEAD FUCKING A WANK HELL BITCH ASS DICKFACE FUCKHEAD BONER GRINGO BOOBIES TITS PISS ARTIST COON SHITFUCKER COON COCK BLUMPKIN DAGO TWAT FEWMETS KAFFIR FUCK RECTUM RAIDER FIRECROTCH DICK TITS YOU WANKER SHITFACE FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER NAZI DOUCHEBAG GENITALIA EXTRA LONG PENIS PISSHOLE CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN IT SHITE ANUSCAKE ALF WANK TITS & DICKS CUNTBUCKET DIRTY SANCHEZ HADJI MARCH OF FLAMES BOLLOCKS ABO 666 MILF FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU PIG PECKERHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNNILINGUS PEEPEE DICKLICK CLEMEN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HEIL HITLER! CUNT CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO TWAT TENTACLE RAPE MACACA OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHIT WANKER GOD DAMN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! LIMEY CHOAD HATE HATE HAT TARTAR SAUCE JACK OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AUTOFELLATIO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK GREASER YOU WANKER HOMO D'OH YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SAND NIGGER NORTH KOREA JERK OFF AUTOFELLATIO INCEST TAIWAN WANK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKFACE FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER HEAVEN CHICKEN FRIES DAMN BALLS PIGFUCKER ASSCRACK POTTYMOUTH FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER CUNT CUM DAGO ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! PISS PISS JUSTIN BIEBER MALL SANTA AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SPUNK ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS GOOK HELL BOOBIES I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE CLIT DAMN FUCK YOU DICK GIVING HEAD ASSFACE PUSSY TWISTY VAGINA MILF FRED PHELPS FUCK NUGGET BRITNEY DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE DOT HEAD ASSRAPING GOD DAMN POLESMOKER PIG CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS FELCHING TWAT PENIS DOUCHEBAG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ALF HENTAI ASSFACE FUCKHEAD BALLS DONKEY DICK BITCH NIGGER YID EMO DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE BITCH ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT FRAK SHITFACE RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG NECROPHILIA DOG SHIT SHIT SCUMBUCKET WIKIPEDIA HITLER PIGFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBAG COCK BITCH RAGHEAD COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT FUCK OFF JACKASS TWAT FUCK A DUCK CHENEY DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH TWAT ASS HELL DYKE ASS FASCIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PEDOPHILIA JACKASS DOG SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL URINE-GARGLING DAMN WIKIPEDIA POO POO BLOWJOB GOBSHITE HOMO ADMINS ARE GAY PISS ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUKKAKE ASSHAT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKBAG FUCK NUGGET BONER POLAK JAP ASSHAT SHITE ASS VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES PISS UP MY ARSE CROTCH PISS ASS PICKANINNY SHITE CUNTYMINTS [Insert silly non-swear here] BORDER HOPPER QUEEF PISS ARTIST SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK SHITFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK CHIGGER HITLER GANGBANG ASS JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER DIPSHIT SHITTY DICKFACE CUNT COCKSHITTER FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD SHIT CUM HOT GRITS SHIT COCK NEOPETS BONG HADJI SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY GRINGO JACKASS WANKER ARSE WIKIPEDIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER THERE IS A CABAL SHIT SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JACKASS BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT POLESMOKER CUNT CLEMEN COON MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT DILDO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HO DICKFACE SHITE HELLFIRE DOUCHING ROSIE O'DONNELL DYKE I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND RANDY TRAVIS ASS FUCKWIT DIRTY SANCHEZ NIPPLES GIVING HEAD FUCK ANUSCAKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE DIPSHIT FEWMETS YID RAT'S COCK WINDOWS VISTA HOMO VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN BOOBS TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU NEOPETS ORGASM BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLCRAP SHITHEAD SHIT NEGRO WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS SUITCASE PENIS KIKE HELLFUCKER DICK BIRD SHIT ASS DUMBASS WIENER JACKASS PISS ARTIST SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GENITALIA DOG SHIT DAMMIT DAMN IT CC PLZ FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FEMADOM DAMN TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT LIMEY JACK OFF SEX TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKTARD FAGGOT DOUCHEBAG ORGASM DICK I AM CORNHOLIO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACKASS SHIT SUCK MY DICK DAMMIT YOU WANKER DUMBASS KIKE FUCK NAZI CLIT PENISBIRD RAT'S ASS DAMN COCK PISS UP MY ARSE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BASKETBALL SMEG PRICK DICK FUCK CRACKER JACKASS MAMA MIA HOSER MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA ASS FASCIST CARPET MUNCHER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FENCE JUMPER YUKKY DOODY HELLFIRE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PISS ARTIST JAP DICKFACE ORGASM TAMPONS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOLDY TITS SHIT CLUSTER FUCK SOD ASSHAT SHITHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOOK SHITE FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES BONER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DIPSHIT GOBSHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS RAT'S ASS ASS SHITE DICKFACE I WILL END YOU! CUNT FLUFFY CLOUD O KURWA! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! WANK QUEEF CHOAD DAMN TURD BELLEND CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER TWAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITPISSER SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

WANK GOD BLESS AMERICA Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING RAT'S ASS and with the YOU WANKER and his INBRED of girraffes in which DARTH VADER while reading about ANAL DIABETES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKFACE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUGFUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITFACE subject. If you do not find it funny LOLCAT, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITFACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKFACE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNT joke loses its humour FUCKING A when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FELCHMONKEY ignorant, then you wouldn't have DIRTY SANCHEZ needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FIRECROTCH TITMOUSE PISS O CANADA SUGARTITS!!!!!I <3 COCK

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