Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BIRD IN THE HOUSE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a JUNGLE BUNNY article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder 30 CASES OF PICKLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SUITCASE PENIS, sudden CAMEL FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS or PEDOPHILIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NECROPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RICK MORANIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRACKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FIST FUCK SHITSLINGING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PIG utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITPISSER television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is MONKEY SHIT not to be FUCK OFF confused with PISS OFF MY ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEARL NECKLACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CROTCH random HENTAI disorientation, culturally-NEOPETS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive PISS ARTIST quantities BENCH PRESS of ANAL DIABETES GIVING HEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A RUSTY TROMBONE Polite Note to the REDNECK Author:

The POMMIE Tourette's JACK ABRAMOFF Research Institute was BOOBS founded to DUMBASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER article SHITHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PRICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POLACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JIGGABOO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHOOP DA WHOOP Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of GOD DAMN Tourrette's sufferers WANK swear. You can PISS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LIMEY TV, for always focusing on the ANUSCAKE bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POTTYMOUTH knee TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMNATION cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOM DeLUISE school for HAIL SATAN! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I AM CORNHOLIO! sufferers to become SEX manically depressed and SHIT commit BIRD SHIT suicide.
There is no FUCKING cure, and the TACO drugs that are available to, "calm" the ARSE tics often have adverse FROG'S FAT ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire INCEST body to go JOHN SMILEY FACE numb and FUCKING FUCKFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a BOOBS tourette syndrome NORTH KOREA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLUSTERFUCK the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PEDOPHILIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for EAT MY SHIT! "hi-jacking" your SCROTUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INCEST this that really DAMNATION annoys me. I am working towards a SOD OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this OH SHI– article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEDOPHILIA, and making fun of a GOD DAMN horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUGHNUT PUNCHER time.

Best PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TOSSER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. INBRED Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSLINGING saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my RUSTY TROMBONE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SUITCASE PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TWAT and BUTT PIRATE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GINGERBREAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 COCKSHITTER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! SUITCASE PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SUITCASE PENIS'S HOUSE

How FUCKFACE to EAT MY SHIT! cure FUCK the DAMMIT Tourette's INJUN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS for PEDOPHILIA Tourette's SHIT Syndrome SNUFF PORN is WIGGER following pen0r these JESSE McCARTNEY rules PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! in SHITSLINGING order:

1: Avoid RAT'S COCK immature POLAK little HORSE SHIT kids,
2: Count to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! within ASSHAT 10 WANKseconds,
3: Do not open your GOOK PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA nor DALAI LAMA talk,
4: Tell BULLSHIT yourself you SOD OFF don't FUCK OFF have HELLFUCKER this WIKIPEDIA disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT WITH NASTY I'LL RAPE YOU DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SUITCASE PENIS last straw NECROPHILIA!

I fucking put FLYING RAT'S ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPANK THE MONKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the TOP OF ASSFACE THIS VENEREAL DISEASE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. RAPE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BELLEND people who try JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK to battle PIG'EPIDIDYMIS that tight-ass FUCKSTAIN 17-year-SHITTY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SEMEN it now, but someone said FAG' ANAL DAMMIT'SHITSKIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POMMIE is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there CHIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INCEST Uncyclopedia, there are YOU WANKER articles CLUSTERFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LAKE TITICACA stuff. So RAGHEAD that means BALLS stop getting mad at the MONKEY SHIT first part too and SEMEN talking about the PEDOPHILIA letter that it's BOB SAGET mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what PISSHOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCK hi self SHITFACE even made a really FUCK good point. "It's WHORE nothing more DILDO from a head nod to a DOG FUCKER knee tick". CUNNILINGUS. Which I'll add NAZI onto WALRUS SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BORDER HOPPER be, because if I were a PENISFUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JOY hilarious. If you SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Want facts, go on WOP Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK be offended, don't read DICKHEAD the freaking SHITE article anyway.

CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKLICK O KURWA! GRASS MUD HORSE FUCKSTAIN HELL GOD DAMN FUCK OFF SHITFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK

GRINGO SHIT TITS HELL DOG FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WOP SEX ASS CUNTRAG FUCKTARD BUKKAKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOT GRITS SIGMUND FREUD LAKE TITICACA ASS ANAL RAT'S COCK CHING CHONG CHINK SUITCASE PENIS BUTT PIRATE DIRTY SANCHEZ CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT BONER GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT BELGIUM DOG SHIT GARBAGE DAY! CHINK ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSFACE CLIT TIT DIRT BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS GOOK SEX SEMEN FRITZ POOPY GOD DAMN FUCK YOU DAMN DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE HOMO PRICK HELLFIRE FUCK YOU COON FUCK INBRED FUCKBAG BOOBS MALARKY CONDOMS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GYPSY LOGJAMMER FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITE PECKERHEAD FUCKING PENIS FUCKING A SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER FUCK CUNNILINGUS FRED PHELPS FUCKFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT DUMBASS FUCKWIT DONKEY PUNCHER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DYKE ASS JESSE McCARTNEY FLYING FUCK TITTIES INBRED FUCKSTAIN WIGGER HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS BONER DAMN NECROPHILIA CLIT MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE COCKSMOKER JENKEM CONDOMS ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFACE SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA BANGKOK SHIT CUM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING A TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE FELLATIO JOHN ELWAY DOUCHING POMMIE ASSFACE ASSCRACK FEMADOM FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL JACKASS SHIT ARSEBADGERS BUGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN IT P'KANG RAT'S COCK ASSFACE BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD RAPE FIST FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY CUNTBUCKET MOCCASINS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMMIT LET'S SHIT DAMN IT PISS ARTIST EXTRA LONG PENIS DUMBASS CRAPFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN EAT MY SHIT! ORGASM TITS ASSRAMMER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JACKASS LOGJAMMER RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KRAUT SHITFACE ASS WIENER WANK FIST FUCK SEMEN FUCK VAGINA NEGRO TITTIES BELGIUM BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? AY-AY-AY DUMBASS CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK SPIC FUCK NUGGET DAMN TITTIES PENIS POMMIE PENIS MOCCASINS BONER TIT DIRT NIHILISM FUCK OFF BASTARD COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WOP DAMMIT COON BOOBS TOWELHEAD SHITSLINGING BOB SAGET DAMN IT PRICK CC PLZ THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS LET'S SHIT BASTARD SHITCOCK HO DUMBASS DARTH VADER BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE HENTAI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD DUNE COON AMERICA ONLINE JERRY DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN RAT'S ASS FUCKER RAT'S ASS FUCK DICK P'KANG ABO DICKHEAD TOSSER WANKER LIMEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE SPUNK SHITE POWERSHIT ARSE BOOBS CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD SHITTY SHITFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TACO MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER GOD DAMN CHAV BUTTFUCKER BONG DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLSHIT ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER KIKE POMMIE CHINK DOM DeLUISE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CONDOMS ASS PRICK TOSSER CHRISTHUMPER DOM DeLUISE CRAP FOREIGN CURRENCY CROTCH FRENCH TICKLER CHINK BALL SACK GOD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER BOOBS SCUMBAG BOLLOCKS SEX FRED PHELPS YOU WANKER FUCKING A FUCKING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT SHITTY DAMN GOD DAMMIT NIGGER CRAP FUCK A DUCK COCKSHITTER FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT INJUN ASS YOU WANKER CHRISTMAS TREES SHITHEAD EARS OF CHRIST FUCKWIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPIC BUKKAKE GOD DAMN ARSE EMO NAZI SMEG SPIC TUBA DARTH VADER VAGINA GOD DAMMIT WOP FUCKHEAD SHITE AUTOFELLATIO WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT JACKASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PUSSY HO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PISSHOLE GOD DAMN SHITFACE CRAPPY DAMN IT POMMIE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PENIS QUEEF ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIENER SHITBALLS CRAP BASTARD DOG FUCKER ASSBANDIT FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NIGGER SHITCUNTING PEDOPHILIA FLAMEVIPER SOD suck my mothers MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS FAG COCK GOBSHITE UNICORNS YOU WANKER TITS GOBSHITE MALARKY BOOBS BOOBIES BASTARD FUCKTARD BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT FUCK YOU D'OH SAND NIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PORCH MONKEY ORGASM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE SUITCASE PENIS BITCH POOPY FUCKTARD WIKIPEDIA JOHN SMILEY FACE PUNANI POMMIE PRICK SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A COMMUNIST DILDO SUGARTITS SHITE BITCH TITWANK TOSSER FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT DUMBASS TURD CUNT BUGGER GENITALIA GOOK RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT SLOPE YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY WIKIPEDIA CHUFF FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE FUCK OFF WANK ASSHAT PISS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHICKEN FRIES CAMEL FUCKER ASSFACE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN REDNECK FUCK A DUCK FUCK ASS ALEX TREBEK WANK ASS SHITFACE HELLFUCKER SHITHEAD GOD DAMN FUDGEPACKER PUSSYLICKER DAMN SHITFUCKER ASS PUNANI TUBA FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING JUMP! FUCKFACE HELL ASS LICKER JESSE McCARTNEY ASS HO DAMN FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKFACE HELL ASSHAT SIGMUND FREUD NORTH KOREA SHITE MOCCASINS DUMBASS LET'S SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUGFUCK GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FELCHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS REDNECK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TUBA FUCK YOU TITTIES SHIT GANGBANG BOOBS NIGNOG EXTRA LONG PENIS FENCE JUMPER CUNT BLUMPKIN FUCKING A NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BOOBS TITTIES SWIMMING POOL MOTHERFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS WANK DOT HEAD JAP CUNT GOBSHITE AUTOFELLATIO MALL SANTA MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY JENKEM FUCKTARD MACACA BOOBIES BASTARD PISS PISS MOTHERFUCKER DILDO DAMN ASSWIPE FUCK RAGHEAD TOSSER SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO FRED PHELPS DIPSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOAT DICK SHITFUCKER COCKGOBLIN ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN FRED PHELPS ASSRAMMER MONKEY SHIT RICK MORANIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SEX SCUMBAG FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST SHIT ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER PIG WOMEN'S RIGHTS GENITALIA FUCKBAG I WILL KILL YOU! ASS BIRD SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! KRAUT DAMN DOG FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER CUNT FUCKER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER BOLLOCKS DICK CHICKEN AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! TOURETTE'S SYNDROME INCEST BOOBIES RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU DESU RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN FUCK JACKASS BEANER ANAL DIABETES FUCKER BRITNEY SHITCUNTING JERK OFF BOOBIES WETBACK PIG BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON JIZZ WANKSPLAT CUNTYMINTS PICKANINNY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ABO GOATSE ASSWIPE FUCKBAG FUCKBAG WANK WANKER PRICK ASSCRACK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUTTFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT MILF GRINGO FELCHMONKEY P'KANG PEARL NECKLACE COLGATE DAGO CLUSTERFUCK HEIL HITLER! CUNT ARSE DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION ASSHAT ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD ASS WANK MICK FRIG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CONAN O'BRIAN BELLEND DICKHEAD KIKE CRAPPY ALEX TREBEK GOOK SAND NIGGER BUTTFUCKER CUM SHITTY DICK IN A BOX DAMMIT FELLATIO MASTURBATION P'KANG ALF DESU GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TWAT BUGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MICK CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE REDSKIN HELL TACO HO NAZI DIPSHIT FUCKFACE CHINK BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY WETBACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKFACE FUCK OFF CUNNILINGUS MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE NAZI COCKSUCKER SUITCASE PENIS TWAT VAGINA DOT HEAD TOSSER FUCKFACE TITTYWANK ASSHOLE FEWMETS NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH INBRED BASTARD ASS FASCIST BUGGER MAMA MIA COCKSMOKER MICK PISSHOLE DAMN MONKEY SHIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! WANKER BOLLOCKS BITCH ASSHAT PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM SHITTY CHIGGER FELLATIO DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET NICARAGUA SHITFUCKER SUCK MY COCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CRAP ASSCRACK CROTCH CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH SHITSLIDE FUCKWIT WANK CUNT ORGASM BULLSHIT CRACKER CONAN O'BRIAN DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF NORTH KOREA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOODIE HEAD FUCKSTAIN REDNECK SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASTARD DOUCHING ARSE DICKWAD FUCKWIT FUCKING SCUMBAG ASS SHITTY CRACKER WALRUS SHIT PISS OFF CUNT SHIT FUCKTARD COCK COCKSUCKER WANKER FUCK JIGGABOO SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD POMMIE DARTH VADER ARSE ASSHAT PISS DICKHEAD ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER BALLS FUCKFACE BONER FRENCH TICKLER CUNT SHITHEAD JACKASS FUCK A DUCK WANK FUCK YOU BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING SHIT BULLCRAP FIRECROTCH BUGGER OFF BOB SAGET JACKASS SEX FUCK CUNT DAMN WANK FUCKING BASEBALL CARPET MUNCHER SHIT HOMO POLACK DAMN FUCKWIT DOG SHIT BIGNOSE GENITALIA SOD SHITE RUSKIE FELCHING SHITFUCKER DICKFACE KRAUT YOU WANKER DUMBASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITTIES WIENER FLAMING ASS BADGER BUTT-HOLE CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT GOAT DICK DIPSHIT BOON STEVE BALLMER WANKSPLAT GANGBANG BONG BALLS AUTOFELLATIO INBRED SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS DUNE COON SHIT CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING DEVELOPERS! NIPPLES I AM CORNHOLIO! FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD DICKFACE YOGHURT CANNON FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK MOLDY TITS FUCKING A BOOBS ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT WANK FELLATIO O CANADA CHOAD YOUR MOM CUNT CAMEL FUCKER DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BATMAN & ROBIN MASTURBATION ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE WANK SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT [expletive deleted] BASTARD FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUSSY SEX WANK DAMNATION WOODPECKERSHIT CHINK SHITTY SHITBALLS SHIT PAKI GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF RAT'S COCK THONG TASTER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COON CAMEL JOCKEY ASS DAMN VAGINA ASSHAT JACKASS HELL FRAK FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK FUCK BOOBIES CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER PAKI BITCH SHITE DYKE ASSBANDIT SNUFF PORN SHITFACE FUCKING JUMP! WALRUS SHIT PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD TOWELHEAD ARSE BASTARD INBRED PISS [expletive deleted] FUCK AMERICA ONLINE FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE SHITBALLS FUCK YOU DAMN BITCH DAMN DAMN HELL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BULLSHIT INBRED GOD DAMN ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT FUCKER COCK WANK CUNNILINGUS DICK IN A BOX FUCKTARD ASSRAMMER FUCK YOU PIGFUCKER EMO FUCKFACE WANK FRIG SHITE BOOBS CLEMEN DICKFACE TITTIES CUNTSWILLING INJUN SOD DIPSHIT ASS LICKER BASTARD POWERSHIT ALEX TREBEK BANGKOK MAMA MIA YOGHURT CANNON YOU WANKER DUMBASS SCUMBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAPE RAPE ANUSCAKE MONKEY SHIT FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE BULLSHIT BITCH SHIT FUCK OH SHI– CUNT SLOPE BASTARD PRICK HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE ASSHAT YOU WANKER FEMADOM POMMIE SHIT CUNTSWILLING CHUFF FRAK MARY WHITEHOUSE JOHN ELWAY LIMEY OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK SHIT TURD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER JACKASS SHIT HELL FELLATIO DAGO KAFFIR RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK MICK GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD HELL TURD TITWANK DILDO FUCK SHITCOCK [EXPLETIVE] BEANER WIGGER CHICKEN SHIT SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCK YOU BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FUCKER YOUR MOM FLYING FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFACE DICKFACE DUMBASS QUEEF MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK CROTCH ANAL CUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LIMEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT WOP PENIS ON A STICK DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH YID DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER DICK IN A BOX PIG CHICKEN SHIT DONGSHOVER FUCK YOU O CANADA SHITE FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING OSTRICH MY ASS [Insert swear here] BITCH KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD TITTIES BLUE PENIS! PISS PISS ARTIST NIGNOG BUGFUCK DOUCHE DICKFACE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! HO PEDOPHILIA GREASER JACKASS CRAP I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS TITS FUCK WANK FUCKING A PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY [expletive deleted] HORSE SHIT ASS BUGGER GENITALIA ASSFACE ASS JACKASS SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK FRIG COCKSHITTER PENISBIRD PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY VAGINA SHIT NEGRO RECTUM RAIDER BITCH Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BALL SACK and with the SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? and his TENTACLE RAPE of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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