Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without YOU WANKER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden CUNT LAPPER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIG FOOT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JESUS FUCKING CHRIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING JUMP! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTYMINTS utterFUCKance of socially FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SLOPE television programs to address EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's syndrome.

SHITFUCKER Tourette's is VANDALISM IS COOL not to be COCK confused with BOOBS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LIMEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-BOB SAGET-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NORTH KOREA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT PIRATE language, BUTT-HOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSFACE GYPSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COMMUNIST DILDO souvenir shoppes and massive PISS quantities FELLATIO of ANAL DIABETES WILLY WONKA garbage.

Darnit.

A ALF Polite Note to the SEMEN Author:

The TOSSER Tourette's PISS Research Institute was BOOBS founded to SHITBALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAPPY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS article GENITALIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEVELAND STEAMER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NECROPHILIA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of BOB SAGET Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLIDE swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible COCKSTUFFER thing.
The main KIKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTRAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALL SACK knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PRICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YOU WANKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for FENCE JUMPER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNTING ASSCRACK sufferers to become DONKEY PUNCHER manically depressed and BALLS commit YID suicide.
There is no LOLCAT cure, and the SACRAMENTO drugs that are available to, "calm" the PENISBIRD tics often have adverse FRED PHELPS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBS perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go RAT'S COCK numb and MILF basically made it NIGGA! worse than CROTCH it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a TITS tourette syndrome PUNANI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE public view of Tourettes as a "DICKFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FROG'S FAT ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LONGCAT IS LONG sorry for CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON "hi-jacking" your RICK MORANIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSFACE this that really DIRTY SANCHEZ annoys me. I am working towards a SMEG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRAPFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSCRACK time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING A” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen

P.S. HELLFUCKER Regards to Andrew CAMEL FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The SHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can WIGGER punch him if you LIMEY want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIPPLES and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOSSER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) KIKE BAND WITH 4 FAGGOT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LENS CRAFTERS HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cure WANK the FUCK OFF Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOODIE HEAD for SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome FUCK is WANKSPLAT following CUNTYMINTS these SHITTY rules HAIL SATAN! in HOSER order:

1: Avoid ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS immature DICKFACE little SHITE kids,
2: Count to CUNT within CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON 10 FLYING RAT'S ASSseconds,
3: Do not open your CUNTBUCKET WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS nor I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! talk,
4: Tell ASSFACE yourself you FUCK don't WANKER have BITCH this TITS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMMIT WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw FLYING RAT'S ASS!

I fucking put SPIC' my comment at the TOP OF THE STEVE BALLMER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NEGRO the TOP OF JOY THIS CLIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HO offensive. FUCKWIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WEHATEMARIO people who try [Insert stupid word you just made up here] to battle SHITHEAD'KNOBJOCKEY that tight-ass ARSE 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SCUMBUCKET it now, but someone said CHOAD KISSER' SHITTY NAZI'TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLUSTER FUCK is a laughing SHITTY matter. Plus there ANAL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are GO HOME AND DIE articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELL stuff. So GOD DAMMIT that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the FUCKING A first part too and SPIC talking about the BALL SACK letter that it's BUTTFUCKER mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what I'LL RAPE YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian DONKEY DICK hi self CUNT even made a really UIGURS good point. "It's SPICY CUNT FUCK nothing more FUCKFACE from a head nod to a BOON knee tick". THERE IS A CABAL. Which I'll add WANKER onto DAGO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MY ANUS IS BLEEDING suffer that DONGSHOVER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BONER be, because if I were a SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article AUTOFELLATIO hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on REDSKIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PAKI be offended, don't read MACACA the freaking BOLLOCKS article anyway.

JERK OFF YOU WANKER SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN ANAL DIABETES WANK CUM NIPPLES FUCK

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BENSON SUCKS DOUCHEBAG PISS ASSHAT DAMN IT ASSFACE WHORE PUSSY SHIT FEWMETS JACKASS FUCK YOU ASS GANGBANG JIGGABOO JIZZ SLOPE SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INBRED NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ROSIE O'DONNELL REBECCA BLACK DAMN CUNT ASS DUMBASS RAT'S COCK JACKASS BITCH SHIT FLYING FUCK FUCK GOATSE SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CONDOMS TITWANK PISS ARTIST RAGHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE WHORE SHITFACE PISS OFF BUGGER FRIG GYPSY SHITSLINGING [Insert silly non-swear here] STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT FELCHING CHING CHONG CHINK WIGGER ANAL 30 CASES OF PICKLES FRIG HELL HELLFUCKER FUCK OFF RECTUM RAIDER FUCKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SEX SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT GENITALIA GRAPE PENIS ORGASM CRAP ON A STICK RAT'S COCK HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK BITCH FUCKING A FUCKING A FELCHMONKEY Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the FUCKSTAIN and his RUSTY TROMBONE of girraffes in which WETBACK while reading about DOUCHE NAZI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FROG'S FAT ASS also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is CUNT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITFUCKER subject. If you do not find it funny DICKHEAD, it is probably because you are an INBRED TESTICLE CHOKE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PISS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITCUNTING joke loses its humour ASSWIPE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSHAT ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOUCHE NAZI needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JACK OFF PEDOPHILIA BOB SAGET BITCH GOOK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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