Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN'FRIENDS'COON'PUSSYLICKER'AUTOFELLATIO'BUTTFUCKER'DOG SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a YOUR MOM look at the OSTRICH MY ASS talk page of this BUTTFUCKER article for notes or discussion before KRAUT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FAG neurochemical FUCK disorder ABO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUM, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or HELL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EAT MY SHIT! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING A way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CAMEL JOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NEOPETS P'KANG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially PENIS ON A STICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MONKEY SHIT television programs to address IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

BLUMPKIN Tourette's is MOLDY TITS not to be GOAT DICK confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANKSPLAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random FUCKWIT disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BALLS language, FUCK YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLINGING souvenir shoppes and massive SAMUEL L. JACKSON quantities CAMEL FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the FIRECROTCH Author:

The CUNT Tourette's TITS Research Institute was ASSHOLE founded to TURD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TRANNY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAMPONS article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING JUMP! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TURD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOATSE Tourrette's sufferers HADJI swear. You can FUCK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BLISTERING BARNACLES TV, for always focusing on the JAP bad side of a terrible ASSWIPE thing.
• The main MAMA MIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SOD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCROTUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JERRY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BIRD SHIT school for All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JESSE McCARTNEY sufferers to become PISS manically depressed and BALL SACK commit CRACKER suicide.
• There is no COCK cure, and the GANGBANG drugs that are available to, "calm" the NEOPETS tics often have adverse ASSBANDIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NI perodol" which caused my entire ASSFACE body to go SHIT numb and PRICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES it is without the MARGARET THATCHER drug.

I am an active member of a CLEMEN tourette syndrome ASSHAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POLAK the BLISTERING BARNACLES public view of Tourettes as a "DIRTY SANCHEZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TOURETTE'S SYNDROME much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGFUCK sorry for DUMBASS "hi-jacking" your POO POO BLOWJOB entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSRAPING, and making fun of a FAG horrible disorder is (not) MONKEY SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOG SHIT time.

Best NICARAGUA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. TRANNY Regards to Andrew MASTURBATION Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The BOB SAGET bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKSHITTER punch him if you TITS want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my INBRED intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and CUNNILINGUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAP BAND WITH 4 DICKFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS OFF HORSE! CUM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUM'S HOUSE

How FUCK to FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD cure SHITSLINGING the HELLFIRE Tourette's CROTCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRITZ for JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome SON OF A BITCH is CUNT following FUCK these WANK rules CUNT in GOBSHITE order:

• 1: Avoid MOLDY TITS immature SUITCASE PENIS little ARSE kids,
• 2: Count to ASSCRACK within TOTAL 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ANAL FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT nor FUCK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell CLEVELAND STEAMER yourself you HELL don't EAT MY SHIT! have SCUMBAG this MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER WITH NASTY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUM last straw TURD!

I fucking put GOD DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOU WANKER the TOP OF JUNGLE BUNNY THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SEX offensive. WARNER MUSIC GROUP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to 30 CASES OF PICKLES people who try TITWANK to battle YOGHURT CANNON'PISS OFF that tight-ass SON OF A BITCH 17-year-FUDGEPACKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said CUNT' WANK RAT'S ASS'TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FROG'S FAT ASS is a laughing HELLFUCKER matter. Plus there HOMO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOT GRITS Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSMOKER articles FUCKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOG SHIT stuff. So BUKKAKE that means SHITTING DICK NIPPLES stop getting mad at the FIRECROTCH first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the CRAPPY letter that it's HORSE SHIT mocking (what BELGIUM letter? I don't even know what ASSRAPING the heck you're talking about). Adrian FEMADOM hi self INBRED even made a really JOHNNY good point. "It's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS nothing more SMEG from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". FUCKBAG. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto POOPOO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGNOG suffer that KNOBJOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes P'KANG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BORDER HOPPER be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PEARL NECKLACE hilarious. If you CHAV Want facts, go on SEMEN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read PENIS the freaking PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article anyway.

GIVING HEAD SCUMBAG CUNT KRAUT FIST FUCK TWISTY VAGINA ANUSCAKE ASSFACE FUCKHEAD DAMN

AMERICA ONLINE SHITCUNTING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITS DAMN WANK I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL IT'S OVER 9000! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BALL SACK JAP BEANER CUNTBUCKET I WILL END YOU! FUCKER WANKSPLAT TOSSER FRAK BIG FOOT MAMA MIA DOODIE HEAD INBRED PAKI SAND NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN POMMIE FELCHMONKEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSY ANAL DIABETES DICK IN A BOX BIRD SHIT BONG MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD SCROTUM DYKE CRAPMUNCHER MILF BUTT-HOLE COON BRITNEY DOUCHE CUNT DAMN DOG SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKBAG FUCKBAG SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHAV LENS CRAFTERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [expletive deleted] DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK KIKE BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! COLGATE TOSSER ASSFACE DAMNATION FELCHING DAMN CUM YOU WANKER ASSCRACK CUNT BUTTFUCKER CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BITCH POLESMOKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I WILL END YOU! WHITE POWER MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BALLS FUCKING WALRUS SHIT WIKIPEDIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT FUCKING BASTARD BONG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG ASSHAT TWAT RAT'S ASS DAMN MONKEY SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK WIENER ICE CREAM SHIT FUCK BASTARD DESU AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING JUMP! SHIT PIGS MIGHT FLY BELLEND TOWELHEAD FUCK OFF JACKASS BELLEND CHUFF PIG TOWELHEAD TITMOUSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESSE McCARTNEY CROTCH DOUCHE BEANER BOLLOCKS CAMEL JOCKEY DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUGARTITS POLACK AY-AY-AY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITS I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE NAZI KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH DOUCHETITS SUCK A BIG DICK BALL SACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK WIGGER VAGINA CUNT SPUNK DOUCHEBAG THONG TASTER DICKFACE FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE SLOPE FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BASTARD FUCK PRICK BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD NECROPHILIA BALL SACK TAFFY BLUMPKIN DUMBASS FUCKBAG SHITE PRICK PENIS PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK KAFFIR FROG'S FAT ASS WANK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU PISS OFF FUCK MACACA BALLS CHENEY FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY WANKER SHITHEAD SNUFF PORN TOTAL DAMMIT [EXPLETIVE] SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING PISS TAFFY GANGBANG BENCH PRESS HONKY CHIGGER SHITFACE BATHING SUIT AREA HELL SUCK MY COCK FUCK LGBT RIGHTS CRACKER WEHATEMARIO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INBRED SEMEN FENCE JUMPER TITTIES DIRTY SANCHEZ YOUR MOM PORCUPINE'S BALLS HORSE SHIT SACRAMENTO HORSE PENIS WANK SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS BULLSHIT PISSHOLE FUCKER DAMN FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER CHOAD NIGNOG FUCK BUKKAKE BATMAN & ROBIN SHITFACE CHICKEN FRIES CUNNILINGUS BRITNEY SHITHEAD DICKLICK TITMOUSE FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER MACACA JACKASS PRICK SMEG ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITBALLS JIGGABOO FUCKER SHIT SHITE DAMN JACK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER BONER FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER SHITHEAD DUMBASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON RUSKIE RUSKIE FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST SEMEN THONG TASTER SEMEN ASS LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER ABO GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN HELL ANUSCAKE GOD DAMMIT SOD FUCKING PENISPENISPENIS!!! GOAT DICK 666 GENITALIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY DUMBASS FLAMING ASS BADGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF BEAVER NIGGER SHIT BOLLOCKS SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB CLIT INCEST SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD STEVE BALLMER FUCKING KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKING BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS POOPOO CUNT INCEST CRAP CHIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SPUNK FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT CUNT CHICKEN SHIT CHUFF BIGNOSE BOOBS FUCK BITCH WANK DOT HEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! I'LL RAPE YOU CUM SHIT JACKASS PORCH MONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT HORSE PENIS NIGNOG ASSWIPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIG SHIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SHITSLINGING VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF BULLCRAP DIPSHIT VAGINA CUNT FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PAKI JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK SHITCOCK CHRISTHUMPER WALRUS SHIT INBRED TWAT TITTYWANK TITS MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER PUSSY ASSFACE SHIT CRACKER ASS ASSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK MOCCASINS TWAT HO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE INCEST ASS HOMO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CAMEL FUCKER SHITE REDSKIN HONKY FUCK TITS SEMEN DILDO LIMEY RUSTY TROMBONE NEOPETS SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRAK WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? DICK NAZI WANK FUCKSTAIN FEWMETS TITWANK JOHN SMILEY FACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS INJUN SHITFUCKER ASSRAPING ASSHAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BEANER MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSRAMMER INCEST CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST PIECE OF SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOG SHIT BALLS BLOWJOB JIGGABOO WANK HELL I RAPE WALRUSES! PENIS FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR SHITE SHITSLIDE GANGBANG NICARAGUA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REBECCA BLACK BLUMPKIN ASSCRACK CTHULHU FHTAGN FOUR-EYES BULLCRAP FRITZ CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT PISS DICKWAD CHRISTHUMPER PENIS ON A STICK SHITFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BONG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASS FASCIST PEARL NECKLACE NEGRO BANGKOK FOUR-EYES FUCKHEAD DILDO NAZI ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS LICKER FU SPANG BASTARD JERRY DOM DeLUISE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TWAT BALLS BULLSHIT ASSWIPE DOG FUCKER ASSCRACK JACKASS FUCKING DOUCHING PISS OFF SHITHEAD TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS JENKEM SHITSLINGING FUCKING A GO HOME AND DIE BOOBIES SHITTY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MONKEY SHIT DICK SAND NIGGER WIENER BELLEND DOG SHIT TACO WANK [EXPLETIVE] FRENCH TICKLER GIVING HEAD BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS CLEMEN FUCKER ALF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DILDO DICK TITS FUCKING A BEAVER INBRED CUM DILDO FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS LICKER SIGMUND FREUD HOMO FUCKING HOMO JAP SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT SCUMBAG DILDO COON CUNTRAG TWAT FEMADOM [expletive deleted] DONGSHOVER INCEST [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CHICKEN FRIES NI DIPSHIT SHITE FUCK NIGGER GRIS ASSCRACK SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE EMO SHITTY WOMEN'S RIGHTS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FLYING FUCK PENIS DAMNED TABERNACLE DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK EMO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTT-HEAD BITCH BANGKOK SHITTY FUDGEPACKER BEAVER DICK IN A BOX BITCH POLAK DICKLICK SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE COMMUNIST DILDO SHITCOCK DIRTY SANCHEZ SPANK THE MONKEY COCKSUCKER [Insert swear here] RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK FUCKFACE FEATURED JAP POO POO BLOWJOB KEEP TESTICLE CHOKE LONGCAT IS LONG ASSHAT HOLY DUMB FUCK KIKE SON OF A BITCH PENIS WIENER MOZILLA FIREFOX HENTAI FUCK YOU BEAVER SHITPISSER FUCKING JUMP! FUCKBAG HELL BITCH FUCKFACE CRAPPY WOP ANAL DIABETES JACKASS DOM DeLUISE FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! pen0r TITMOUSE DONKEY DICK COCKSTUFFER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BUTT PIRATE HONKY WANK ASS KRAUT DAMNATION NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SON OF A BITCH TOWELHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BASTARD KRAUT DAMN ASS SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH FUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHIT PRICK BASTARD CONDOMS CHINK ASSFACE BIRD SHIT ANAL SHIT PASTURE SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE DUMBASS ARSE KRAUT SHITSKIN PICKANINNY FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT ABO RECTUM RAIDER BITCH FUCK YOU O CANADA GO HOME AND DIE BELGIUM SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] TENTACLE RAPE FROG CROTCH DARTH VADER HOT GRITS JENKEM PIGFUCKER JERK OFF FUCKFACE DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER WILLY WONKA SEX CRAPPY FUCK ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK WANKER PECKERHEAD CUNTBUCKET CHUFF HENTAI pen0r SCUMBUCKET WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN ASSHOLE ASSFACE BALL SACK JIGGABOO BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! CRAP BITCH BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSHOLE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BELLEND TENTACLE RAPE POMMIE POMMIE NECROPHILIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN IT FELCHMONKEY BELLEND SOD CHALICE WIKIPEDIA FUCKING A DOG SHIT FLYING FUCK DUNE COON DUMBASS WIENER KIKE FUCKER BITCH YOU WANKER GRINGO POMMIE BEANER MOCCASINS DAMN GIVING HEAD JENKEM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING RAT'S ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCKSTUFFER CUNT DEMOCRACY CUM ASSCRACK SHITSKIN FEMADOM PENIS SLOPE CUNT FUCKING A NIGGER TITS OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT CRACKER BOB SAGET YOU WANKER CANNED QUOTE FUCK OFF FRIG CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND JOHN ELWAY DICK NIGGER TITS GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE DOG SHIT DILDO BOOBS WANK PIECE OF SHIT MOCKIE ASSWIPE BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB COMMUNION WAFER SAND NIGGER SHITCUNTING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL ASS SHITHEAD ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GIVING HEAD MACACA FUCKWIT FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY SCROTUM OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE DYKE I AM CORNHOLIO! HELLFUCKER BITCH JERK OFF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK BUTT-HOLE JOHNNY TRANNY CAMEL FUCKER PISS OFF FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS DAMN SHITPISSER CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER DAMMIT BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS SCUMBAG BONER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLAK TUBA POO POO BLOWJOB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHNNY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PEARL NECKLACE SHIT FUCK NUGGET MASTURBATION JUSTIN BIEBER DUNE COON FUCKFACE KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER BUNG-HOLE DONKEY PUNCHER JOHN SMILEY FACE WOP ASS CLUSTERFUCK SHITE YOU WANKER PENISFUCK PRICK FUCKTARD FROG'S FAT ASS SAND NIGGER SON OF A BITCH WANKSPLAT COMMUNIST DILDO MICK TIT SPRINKLES TOSSER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ALEX TREBEK BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKFUCKFUCK OSTRICH MY ASS PUNANI ASS FASCIST CUNT INBRED PISS OFF DOUCHING DAMN FRIG FUCKHEAD SEX SEMEN HO BUTT PIRATE SHITCUNTING NECROPHILIA DUMBASS CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACK OFF LET'S SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICK TITS ASS PAKI CUNT FUCKHEAD LICK PUSSY FIST FUCK POMMIE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY JIGGABOO MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT FUCKING A BIG FOOT CRAPFUCKER BASTARD FUCK SHIT BUGGER OFF BOB SAGET NIGGER pen0r THONG TASTER BASTARD CUNT SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! FUCK YOU DICKHEAD BORDER HOPPER WILLY WONKA ORGASM ASSWIPE NIGNOG TAFFY PENISBIRD PISS SHITFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! ASS DAMN SLOPE I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSCRACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKWIT 666 BITCH BELGIUM GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY SHIT UIGURS PISS ARTIST MONKEY SHIT ARSEBADGERS ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST TITTIES YOU SUCK BALLS ASS BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE CHINK CROTCH MILF ORGASM SEX COCKSUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT DICK DICKFACE SHITTY ASS CROTCH NORTH KOREA CUNT ARSEBADGERS SEMEN DICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFUCKER ASS LICKER DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK SON OF A BITCH POOPY MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE CRAPFUCKER WIENER SHITCUNTING CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK BLESSED DAMN SAINT BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCK HELL POLAK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LIMEY RUSKIE JAP RAPE HADJI JAP FUCK ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DESU LIMEY CUNNILINGUS ASS SHITFACE DIPSHIT FUCK CUNTYMINTS ASS OSTRICH MY ASS O CANADA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS ARTIST HELL JIZZ ARSE YOU WANKER HADJI CHOAD GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK YOGHURT CANNON ORGASM PENIS CUNTSWILLING POTTYMOUTH CLIT BEAVER RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! THONG TASTER DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI TITS SHITBALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF WOP SHIT CHUFF CHOAD KISSER BASTARD BRUSH MA TEETH CLEMEN RAINBOWS PIECE OF SHIT CUNT TWAT DUMBASS BITCH HELL SHUT UP, MEG! TITTIES CUNT ASSWIPE FUCKING A FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING CLEMEN FLAMING ASS BADGER INBRED SHITCUNTING BITCH DICK CHICKEN D'OH BLUE PENIS! FUCKING A Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSHAT and with the FUCK and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PAKI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKSTAIN