Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY'CLEMEN'HORSE SHIT'PIGFUCKER'FELCHING'ASSHOLE'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GO COUNT YOUR DICK look at the BASTARD talk page of this BONG article for notes or discussion before BELGIUM editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALL SACK neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WOP, sudden HOMO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK OFF or WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly STEVE BALLMER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LENS CRAFTERS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TIT SPRINKLES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITHEAD GO HOME AND DIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLUSTERFUCK television programs to address FELCHING Tourette's syndrome.

SON OF A BITCH Tourette's is MALL SANTA not to be REDSKIN confused with JACK OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOLY DUMB FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random FUCKFACE disorientation, culturally-DOG FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LIKE FATHER LIKE SON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITS language, FRIENDS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOOBS SHITFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive TITS quantities suck my mothers of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DOM DeLUISE Polite Note to the CRAPMUNCHER Author:

The PUSSY Tourette's JAP Research Institute was GO HOME AND DIE founded to CUNNILINGUS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NORTH KOREA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? article TURD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or O CANADA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can GOD DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the CRAPMUNCHER bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main SHITBALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MALL SANTA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOCCASINS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING school for SON OF A BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and CUM commit FUCK A DUCK suicide.
• There is no MY ANUS IS BLEEDING cure, and the DICKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the NEGRO tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire CUM body to go PUSSY numb and HADJI basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the DICKFACE drug.

I am an active member of a SOD OFF tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS the RUSKIE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SMILES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD sorry for suck my mothers "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really SNUFF PORN annoys me. I am working towards a MOTHERFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHINK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POOPOO, and making fun of a SOD horrible disorder is (not) GOOK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INJUN time.

Best CRAPMUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHOAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries NORTH KOREA leadership, those problems does not FIREWALLS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. TITS Regards to Andrew COLGATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can SIGMUND FREUD punch him if you PENIS want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLYING FUCK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WOP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOB SAGET and SPICY CUNT FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKSUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SPUNK BAND WITH 4 FIST FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITSLIDE HORSE! WOP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WOP'S HOUSE

How CLUSTERFUCK to CUNT cure BENSON SUCKS the SHITCOCK Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment [expletive deleted] for DILDO Tourette's SEX Syndrome FUCKHEAD is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD following LONGCAT IS LONG these ASSHAT rules BIGNOSE in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid COCKGOBLIN immature COCKSHITTER little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within SHIT 10 SHITSLINGINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRAK POTTYMOUTH nor CHINA SUCKS talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM don't NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! have NEGRO this SHITSLINGING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANKER WITH NASTY DUMBASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WOP last straw ASS!

I fucking put GOBSHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGNOG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF NIPPLES THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITS offensive. CHING CHONG CHINK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOATSE people who try SHITTY to battle BITCH'GENITALIA that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-I WILL END YOU!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKSTUFFER it now, but someone said TOWELHEAD' DICKFACE ASSWIPE'FROG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YID is a laughing WANK matter. Plus there BLUMPKIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BONER Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles MONKEY SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! stuff. So WIKIPEDIA that means DOG FUCKER stop getting mad at the CLUSTERFUCK first part too and PISS ARTIST talking about the DILDO letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what LAKE TITICACA letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTTFUCKER hi self FUCKSTAIN even made a really PISSHOLE good point. "It's ASSHAT nothing more I'LL RAPE YOU from a head nod to a JERK OFF knee tick". DAMMIT. Which I'll add SHIT onto BUGGER OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TRANNY suffer that PIECE OF SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLEMEN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PUSSYLICKER be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHOLE hilarious. If you SCUMBAG Want facts, go on COMMUNIST DILDO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK OFF be offended, don't read FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA the freaking FUCK article anyway.

SHITCOCK WANK SHITFACE INBRED ASSWIPE SUGARTITS ASS NEGRO GOATSE BASTARD

BELLEND PUSSY VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBAG TITTYWANK CONDOMS BITCH ABO I WILL END YOU! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK ASS LICKER WANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BORDER HOPPER JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKFACE DAMMIT DAMN IT HONKY O CANADA VAGINA BITCH WANK TACO CRACKER MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY DAMN IT DICKWAD CHICKEN SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS POTTYMOUTH INCEST SHIT BITCH FUCK YOU JACKASS FUCKING SHAKOPEE DILDO DICKFACE SEMEN WIENER SHITE SHITE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BENCH PRESS TWAT JACKASS ASSHAT WIENER PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER FEMADOM FUCK FUCKWIT NEGRO FEWMETS POMMIE FROG'S FAT ASS BUTTFUCKER ASS SUGARTITS GANGBANG REDSKIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER DOUCHETITS SUITCASE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE GOAT DICK CONDOMS TACO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE FU SPANG KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHETITS COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF SEX JERRY GENITALIA BENCH PRESS DONKEY DICK BUTT PIRATE BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITCUNTING TIMBER NIGGER FUCK CUNTRAG BULLSHIT BELLEND SHIT JACKASS PISS SHIT PUSSY SHIT ASSRAPING BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLAK MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER COCK SHITFUCKER WIENER HONKY BORDER HOPPER ASS INBRED YUKY DOODY CUNT ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK ASS LICKER JACKASS JUNGLE BUNNY BUTTFUCKER FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN CUNT LAPPER DICKFACE PUNANI FUCK DAMMIT GOATSE FELCHING AY-AY-AY COCKSHITTER FUCKER MOCCASINS MACACA AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES CHICKEN FRIES ASSCRACK PIG HELL ASSHOLE WOP BUTT PIRATE SHIT SHITTY COON ASSCRACK ANAL DIABETES GRAPE PENIS SHITE SHITSKIN DOT HEAD PAKI FUCKWIT HORSE SHIT CUNT WOP FENCE JUMPER POLAK JELLY BEANS SHITHEAD WANK DICK IN A BOX CHRISTHUMPER PRICK ASSRAPING SHITFUCKER NIGNOG pen0r GOD DAMN BLOWJOB CHINK BASTARD FOUR-EYES FUDGEPACKER BULLCRAP CHING CHONG CHINK FRIG FRED PHELPS HOMO FELCHING NAZI CUNTBUCKET TAFFY FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSKIN CHOAD KISSER BIGNOSE CUNTYMINTS MOLDY TITS GRINGO FUCK A DUCK RAPE JOHNNY RAPE DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH MASTURBATION BOLLOCKS CLIT SHITTY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKFACE TITTYWANK CUNT TRANNY CC PLZ ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH FUCKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS DUNE COON NIGNOG BONG D'OH ARSE NINTENDOGS FIRECROTCH DRAMA FUCKER DAMN SOD OFF NAZI JAP SHIT BOON SHITBALLS HELL CLUSTERFUCK GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER CROTCH DAMMIT COCK FUCK DARTH VADER JACK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPPY PEEPEE NAZI HATE HATE HAT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS JUSTIN BIEBER QUEEF FUCKING A REBECCA BLACK TITWANK BUTTFUCKER CUNT COON GOBSHITE NIGGER NAZI WANK JUMPING JESUS!!! CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHE JIGGABOO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMN EAT MY SHIT! SHITTY CLIT SON OF A BITCH HENTAI SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS DOG SHIT PAKI NEOPETS BITCH GOD DAMN GENITALIA [expletive deleted] YUKY DOODY YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD BOON FUCKTARD SHITTY TAMPON IN MY ASS FAG ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN HOMO FUCKTARD HITLER O KURWA! CHOAD ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER SLOPE FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT DAMNATION SHITCOCK CUNTING ASSCRACK CHOAD KISSER PUNANI POMMIE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TEDDY BEARS I'LL RAPE YOU COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT WHITE RIGHTS WIENER JOHNNY SCUMBAG MONKEY BALLS PORCH MONKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNTSWILLING DAMMIT GOOK ASS REBECCA BLACK SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN ANAL TWISTY VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! OH SHI– HADJI SHITFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKBAG COON JIGGABOO BOON BITCH WIKIPEDIA OH SHI– WIKIPEDIA DICKFACE FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD CUNT HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SACRAMENTO FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE PISS OFF DICK TITS PENIS GOATSE JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD EMO FROG'S FAT ASS MARGARET THATCHER ABO PORCH MONKEY BELLEND MOCCASINS DICK JACKASS HELL TIMBER NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKWIT NAZI WETBACK WHORE BEAVER CUNTYMINTS GOOK FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DICK TITS SAND NIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG BITCH RAPE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE TOTAL WANKSPLAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MARY WHITEHOUSE DIPSHIT GENITALIA DICK JIGGABOO TWAT DAMMIT SHIT HOT GRITS TITWANK PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FAGGOT SOD PENISBIRD HELLFIRE MASTURBATION HOLY DUMB FUCK TAFFY SPIC STEVE BALLMER THONG TASTER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAP WIGGER BUNG-HOLE TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SOD OFF JACKASS SHIT MOCKIE INJUN FUCK CUNT CRAPPER PIGFUCKER NORTH KOREA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YOU WANKER CRAPPY CUNTRAG DICK TITS RUSKIE COCKSMOKER MONKEY SHIT TITS & DICKS FUCK ARSE SHIT INCEST CHOAD DILDO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WANK CUNNILINGUS BLOWJOB JACKASS JAP QUEEF AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASS CLEMEN PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK SALISBURY DAMN IT FUCK OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSWIPE SEX ALF MONKEY SHIT COON JAP BULLSHIT GANGBANG FUCKER HITLER GOD DAMMIT POWERSHIT BALLS ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING INJUN SLOPE BALL SACK FLYING FUCK BITCH DICK FEMADOM FELLATIO DICKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS FROG'S FAT ASS WANK VAGINA DAMN PUSSY GANGBANG SHITFUCKER BANGKOK FELCHING FRENCH TICKLER PISS FUCK MOCKIE JACKASS NEGRO FENCE JUMPER WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING FUCK WANK SAGGY TITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER BLUE PENIS! CARPET MUNCHER CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCK CUNNILINGUS TWAT CUNT NECROPHILIA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BALLS CUNTRAG BOOBS BALLS GENITALIA PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA ASS LICKER PISS OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE I AM CORNHOLIO! SCROTUM WIENER GANGBANG BUKKAKE HELLFUCKER LHASA TIT SPRINKLES FUCKTARD ASSHAT BITCH BLOWJOB JOY DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER SHIT DOUCHE AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS POMMIE PUNANI FUCK OFF FUCK YOU EUROIPODS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO BORDER HOPPER RAGHEAD CONDOMS FENCE JUMPER FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SPANK THE MONKEY REDSKIN SHITE SHITTY PISSHOLE COCK FRED PHELPS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FRIG DAMMIT BUKKAKE RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT BORDER HOPPER HELL FUCK OFF SUGARTITS FUCKING JACK ABRAMOFF JERK OFF HONKY FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TAFFY YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT O KURWA! VAGINA BONER YOU WANKER HELL ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS GRINGO TWAT SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTT PIRATE POOPOO SHITE CUNT RAT'S ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMN SMEG CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS DIPSHIT ASSWIPE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FOOTBALL FAGGOT NIPPLES BATHING SUIT AREA ASSWIPE BAT FUCK INSANE CARPET MUNCHER WIENER YUKY DOODY DICK SHITFACE TOSSER CUNT PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BULLSHIT BITCH FUCKING A WIGGER HOMO MARGARET THATCHER FELCHMONKEY GANGBANG DAMN FUCK WANK BORDER HOPPER PENIS ON A STICK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FENCE JUMPER WANKER DOT HEAD BOOBS PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF JIZZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT DOUCHING DOG SHIT FAGGOT suck my mothers FRAK GENITALIA CC PLZ CLIT REDNECK BULLSHIT BULLSHIT POMMIE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT THONG TASTER [expletive deleted] FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ORGASM ASSCRACK FUCKTARD NEOPETS WANK WEHATEMARIO SLITTY EYES BUTT PIRATE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DYKE FUCK OFF FAGGOT PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN IT REBECCA BLACK WANK NORTH KOREA CUNT GRINGO BALLS [EXPLETIVE] DOT HEAD AUTOFELLATIO CAPTAIN CRUNCH ALF GRAPE PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE YOU WANKER KIKE BASTARD PEEPEE PORCH MONKEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT BOOBS BUTTFUCKER TWAT MAMA MIA SHITE SHITBALLS FELLATIO DOG SHIT FUCKFACE CHUFF CHINK RUSTY TROMBONE NAZI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSWIPE FOUR-EYES FUCK OFF SNUFF PORN ORANGE TURTLE GOAT DICK FUCKER INBRED SHITE TRANNY WANK GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POO POO BLOWJOB DONKEY PUNCHER CROTCH JESSE McCARTNEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITHEAD RAPE PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOG FUCKER DILDO HELL BUGFUCK DAMN DICKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DUMBASS DICKHEAD FUCKING CUM PICKANINNY FENCE JUMPER BOB SAGET ASS DOUCHING BOYCOTT VIACOM! PUSSYLICKER DILDO FUCK WOP ASSRAMMER GOBSHITE I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY COCK PENIS DYKE MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK CHOAD FUCKSTAIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CONDOMS RAT'S ASS SOD HELL JACK OFF RECTUM RAIDER FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD ARSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK suck my mothers YOU WANKER HELL SEX ASS SPUNK JACK OFF TURD DAMMIT WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE DICKHEAD CHOAD FUCKING GINGERBREAD SOD GOOK FUCKING GIVING HEAD DAMNATION DILDO CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSWIPE FUCKWIT DICKFACE NIPPLES RAPE DOUCHE BITCH SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER BAT FUCK INSANE INBRED FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMN FROG CLIT LET'S SHIT TOWELHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPPY GOD DAMN DIPSHIT CUNTRAG MOZILLA FIREFOX FRIG JENKEM ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER GO HOME AND DIE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PEARL NECKLACE POMMIE FUCK OFF SCROTUM COCK WANKSPLAT TAMPONS SHITE BIRD SHIT RAPE SOD OLD CHRIST OF A FUCKER PUSSY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] GENITALIA SHITTY CUNT FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER CONDOMS COCKSTUFFER P'KANG NORTH KOREA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE FUCK OFF CUNT INBRED DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH POTTYMOUTH BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS NIGNOG I WILL KILL YOU! GENITALIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CONDOMS LET'S SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHING PRICK DILDO POOPOO INJUN SHITTY SOD OFF ASS SUCK MY COCK PECKERHEAD FUCKER DUNE COON JOHN ELWAY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH DICKHEAD FRIG GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT FRIG LICK PUSSY INBRED COON LENS CRAFTERS TURD YOUR MOM FUCKTARD COCK FUCKWIT HELL TITS HELL CLEMEN KIKE FUCKER FUCKING TWAT PAKI GOATSE FLAMING ASS BADGER DUNE COON JACK OFF GARBAGE DAY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AMERICA ONLINE WANK BOOBIES NIPPLES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PRICK MOTHERFUCKER STUDENT PROTESTS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOOBIES DOUCHING FRIG BRUSH MA TEETH TITWANK BATHING SUIT AREA ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CARPET MUNCHER WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCK NUGGET SOD FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT BOOBIES ASS TITS & DICKS PENISBIRD ABO FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE BONER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF DAGO DYKE FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT CHINK HELL FELLATIO SHITFACE FLYING FUCK DAGO ASS FELLATIO CHAV BULLSHIT FUCK OFF SOD COCKSHITTER NIPPLES LOGJAMMER SHITSLINGING DAMNATION SHIT ASS FUCK YOU SHITFACE WINDOWS VISTA [EXPLETIVE] KNOBJOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSRAPING CC PLZ PORCH MONKEY SHITSLIDE WANKSPLAT SHITTY SHITE STUDENT MOVEMENT RUSKIE TITWANK MALL SANTA DICKHEAD JACKASS FLYING FUCK TOSSER WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! and with the ASS and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which PRICK while reading about TEDDY BEARS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ANAL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNTRAG