Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CUNT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BLUMPKIN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder SMEG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CAUCASIANS, sudden IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOODPECKERSHIT or BUGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PEDOPHILIA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DUMBASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKWIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAPE SHITTY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPUNK utterFUCKance of socially DAGO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKWAD television programs to address TUBA Tourette's syndrome.

MARGARET THATCHER Tourette's is FELCHING not to be CONDOMS confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TRANNY random GOD DAMN disorientation, culturally-BUKKAKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKSPLAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKHEAD language, NI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JACKASS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKWAD souvenir shoppes and massive BONER quantities NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES PUSSY garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Author:

The WANK Tourette's BIGNOSE Research Institute was HONKY founded to PORCUPINE'S BALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE article CLUSTER FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRENCH TICKLER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUKKAKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I'LL RAPE YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASSHOLE Tourrette's sufferers SLOPE swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS FASCIST TV, for always focusing on the FAGGOT bad side of a terrible PISS OFF thing.
The main I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITTYWANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS OFF MY ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HOSER knee CRACKER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS ARTIST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for POWERSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CROTCH sufferers to become WOP manically depressed and SAMUEL L. JACKSON commit GOD BLESS AMERICA suicide.
There is no TITMOUSE cure, and the BALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUNG-HOLE tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PRICK perodol" which caused my entire TOSSER body to go PENISBIRD numb and ASSCRACK basically made it NIGGA! worse than PIG it is without the CHIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome NAZI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY DICK the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "CLEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I RAPE WALRUSES! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PORCH MONKEY sorry for PISS OFF MY ASS "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAPE this that really HOMO annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VENEREAL DISEASE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POWERSHIT, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) FRIG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MICK time.

Best GOATSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIRD IN THE HOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. MOTHERFUCKER Regards to Andrew DIPSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can SEX punch him if you FUCK NUGGET want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my DOUCHE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CAUCASIANS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HAIL SATAN! and HAIL SATAN! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COLGATE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTTFUCKER BAND WITH 4 FUCK YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTTFUCKER HORSE! CAUCASIANS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CAUCASIANS'S HOUSE

How ASSWIPE to SHITFUCKER cure CUNT the CC PLZ Tourette's CLUSTER FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH for DOG FUCKER Tourette's ASSFACE Syndrome POOPOO is INCEST following SEX these TAMPONS rules HYPERINFLATION in CUM order:

1: Avoid BIGNOSE immature STRAWBERRY ASS little BAD MOTHERFUCKER kids,
2: Count to FELLATIO within RAPE 10 DOT HEADseconds,
3: Do not open your DOT HEAD WIENER PRICK nor CUNT talk,
4: Tell CRAPMUNCHER yourself you TAMPON IN MY ASS don't SNUFF PORN have MOTHERFUCKER this TENTACLE RAPE disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FRIG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CAUCASIANS last straw TOSSER!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOB SAGET PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA the TOP OF PIGFUCKER THIS JERK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. PUSSYLICKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try FUCKFACE to battle DYKE'FUCKFUCKFUCK that tight-ass DICKFACE 17-year-GOD DAMMIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find REDNECK it now, but someone said DAGO' SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SPIC'FROG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YOUR MOM is a laughing INBRED matter. Plus there SHITFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLYING FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles SHITTY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CROTCH stuff. So IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! that means NICARAGUA stop getting mad at the COMMUNIST DILDO first part too and PISSHOLE talking about the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM letter that it's I WILL END YOU! mocking (what WANKSPLAT letter? I don't even know what MOCKIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian CRACKER hi self PUSSY even made a really RAGHEAD good point. "It's IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! nothing more DICK from a head nod to a DOG FUCKER knee tick". BOOBS. Which I'll add CHICKEN SHIT onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKSTAIN suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes KIKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HADJI be, because if I were a CONDOMS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article YOU WANKER hilarious. If you FUCKFACE Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read GOOK the freaking JOHN ELWAY article anyway.

COMMUNIST DILDO ASSFACE OSTRICH MY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSCRACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRISTHUMPER ANAL DIABETES

DICKLICK AUTOFELLATIO PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TURD FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNT COCKSHITTER ARSE RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT FUCKER FUCKTARD BALLS TITS & DICKS BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLINGING ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH BITCH JERRY GO HOME AND DIE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSHAT VAGINA POMMIE BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ PIGFUCKER FUCKHEAD MICK CUNTSWILLING MILF NECROPHILIA ICE CREAM SOD FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED WANK SHITSKIN LENS CRAFTERS ASSRAPING PISS ARTIST GYPSY ASS FASCIST BITCH DAMN NIGGER YID FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM ASSHAT TITS FLYING FUCK CLEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PRICK MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT FIST FUCK NAZI DUMBASS TAMPONS D'OH FUDGEPACKER FUCKING A POLACK DAMNATION FENCE JUMPER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHING CHONG CHINK PISSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS PENISBIRD ASSFACE SHITE JOHN ELWAY CUNT BOOBS HUMAN RIGHTS ASS LICKER ASS BITCH CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SCUMBUCKET I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT PRICK GOD DAMN DUMBASS EAT MY SHIT! DAMN IT GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHE WIENER PISS ALF NICARAGUA BUGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK POTTYMOUTH REDNECK DAGO FUCK AMERICA'S GREAT! 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BUTT PIRATE SCROTUM TURD DOT HEAD NIPPLES NEGRO DOT HEAD SUNSHINE CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM WANK HELL CLUSTER FUCK TOSSER FELCHING TITWANK BASTARD MICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON KIKE DOG FUCKER HELL TAMPONS FELCHING GOD DAMN QUEEF VAGINA WANKSPLAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BIGNOSE GREASER HOSER PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON AY-AY-AY PUSSYLICKER BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK PENIS ON A STICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ORGASM DAMN IT ASSHOLE COON CLEMEN KRAUT SHITE TOSSER FUCK GOD DAMN HEIL HITLER! SAGGY TITS FELCHING DOUCHE NAZI SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIKIPEDIA CC PLZ BASTARD FOUR-EYES ASSWIPE HELL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER HIGH WAGES BUTTFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE WOODPECKERSHIT FIRECROTCH YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN INBRED PISS OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD DAMMIT CLIT FUCKSTAIN BITCH JACKASS SHIT BITCH BIGNOSE FUCKING RAT'S ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HOSER WIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S ASS WANKER SHITSLINGING [EXPLETIVE] CLEVELAND STEAMER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICK TITS POTTYMOUTH WANK PIG SHITCOCK FUCK ASS SHITCOCK BOOBIES SHAKOPEE CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM D'OH RAGHEAD SEX PRICK DOUCHING FLAMING ASS BADGER LIMEY DOT HEAD FAGGOT PISS OFF I WILL END YOU! RAT'S COCK POMMIE KNOBJOCKEY FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE BEANER FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK BLOWJOB IN SACREMENT CROTCH SON OF A BITCH INCEST PISS ARTIST SUCK MY DICK WANKSPLAT BUTT PIRATE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF SEMEN NEGRO FAGGOT MICK BLOWJOB HORSE SHIT DICK CROTCH TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT FLYING FUCK GO HOME AND DIE SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD SHIT SEX DAMN ASS BOOBIES FUCKWIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK OFF YOU WANKER KIDDY FIDDLER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WILLY WONKA DONKEY DICK FUCK BUGGER RANDY TRAVIS TITMOUSE LOGJAMMER FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORANGE TURTLE CHENEY RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK ABO CLUSTER FUCK INJUN SHAKOPEE DAMN PISS ARTIST SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK PUSSY SOD TITTYWANK TUBA SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER CLIT FUCKBAG CODEINE IS A QUEER DIRTY SANCHEZ FENCE JUMPER BUGFUCK WANKER KNOBJOCKEY JUNGLE BUNNY UNITED KINGDOM HOLY DUMB FUCK KNOBJOCKEY DUNE COON BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG ARSE FUCKING FRIG PIG JIGGABOO NAZI JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFACE TIT DIRT ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD HONKY SHITSLINGING MOZILLA FIREFOX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SCUMBAG LIMEY MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK COMMUNIST DILDO GOD DAMN GOBSHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLYING FUCK TIT SPRINKLES BULLCRAP STRAWBERRY ASS CUNT CUM FUCKTARD DICK IN A BOX SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN IT ASSHOLE DAMN ANAL AUTOFELLATIO BITCH SHIT PEDOPHILIA RAPE GOD DAMMIT CONAN O'BRIAN CHUFF TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHIT PISS OFF WEHATEMARIO BASTARD FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI ANAL WIGGER SIGMUND FREUD SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS CLIT RAT'S ASS RAPE DOM DeLUISE SUCK MY DICK BITCH FAGGOT POO POO BLOWJOB MOLDY TITS BUKKAKE TITS DUMBASS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE EPIDIDYMIS SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN FUCKWIT JAP 666 HATE HATE HAT HELL FUCKER ASSWIPE TAFFY FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HADJI TOWELHEAD CHOAD WIENER GOD DAMMIT LIMEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOATSE BUGGER TWAT SEMEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN ARSEBADGERS FUCK PENISFUCK RUSKIE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIPSHIT SUGARTITS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ARSE FUCKSTAIN BATHING SUIT AREA PISS OFF WETBACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HEAVEN SHITE BLOWJOB lowercase FAGGOT HOMO CHIGGER MAMA MIA NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE SHITBALLS DICKFACE FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK GENITALIA BITCH DICKFACE GIVING HEAD WANK CRACKER CUNT MOLDY TITS NICARAGUA GRINGO EMO BASTARD PIG CHICKEN SHIT MILF FUCKSTAIN DEMOCRACY TUBA GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK RAGHEAD INJUN FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA BITCH COCKGOBLIN CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE WALRUS SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE FELLATIO HEIL HITLER! MONKEY BALLS TWAT BITCH SUCK MY DICK BONER 30 CASES OF PICKLES TITTIES CLIT ORANGE TURTLE DAMN IT WOP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER INBRED FUCK OFF NIPPLES ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER FUCK RAT'S ASS TITS SHIT SLOPE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN IT DOG SHIT ASSFACE BULLSHIT PISS OFF SHITBALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT BATMAN & ROBIN ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS GANGBANG BOB SAGET TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER PISS UP MY ARSE BUGGER OFF CARPET MUNCHER NAZI MICK SOD GANGBANG NECROPHILIA CUM JERK OFF BOON MALARKY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JACKASS DAMMIT FUCKWIT JESSE McCARTNEY HELL JUNGLE BUNNY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOT HEAD DAMMIT DILDO GOATSE BULLSHIT TITS & DICKS BASTARD SHITFUCKER COON FUCK NEGRO ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER SON OF A BITCH PIGFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKWIT RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN IT SPANK THE MONKEY CHIGGER FUCKBAG FUCK SHIT PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING PENIS ON A BUN INBRED JACK OFF INCEST COMMUNISM IS STUPID MOZILLA FIREFOX GOBSHITE CUNT GOOK DIRTY SANCHEZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BONER LIMEY PENISBIRD TACO BOOBIES JENKEM BULLSHIT FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PIG CRAPPY SHITFACE FUCK PRICK MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK PUSSY FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN HELL CUNTRAG BITCH SOD OFF SHITBALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT CUM MARGARET THATCHER SHITE FUCKSTAIN WETBACK RAGHEAD CUNT SHITE BONER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BELGIUM BLOWJOB TWAT WANKER FUCK LOGJAMMER TWISTY VAGINA ASSRAPING PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD HELL TWAT BUKKAKE CONDOMS DILDO FUCKING A NECROPHILIA YOUR MOM ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO JIZZ MONKEY BALLS FUCKER CUNT CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE GANGBANG ASSFACE TITTIES CTHULHU FHTAGN TRANNY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE CRAP ON A STICK FELLATIO JOHNNY NECROPHILIA FUCKBAG SMEG CRACKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GENITALIA JACKASS JOHN ELWAY FUCKING A DOUCHE NAZI BULLCRAP TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CUM FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE BIRD SHIT CLEMEN DOUCHE NAZI MILF DIRTY SANCHEZ BONER FUCKING NIGGER TITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING TOSSER CHIGGER CUNT HORSE SHIT SEX FUCKING HADJI SON OF A BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK CUNNILINGUS suck my mothers TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSE MOLDY TITS BONER RAT'S COCK JACKASS NEGRO KIKE WANKER SHITTY PISS OFF MY ASS SCROTUM COLGATE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE CHICKEN SHIT CRACKER CHOAD KISSER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE AUTOFELLATIO HO BITCH ASSWIPE PUNANI SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS DAMN NEGRO DICK CHICKEN NAZI COON DELICIOUS CAKE NEGRO ASS YOU WANKER ASSCRACK DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHAT SHITHEAD DUMBASS DIPSHIT FUCKTARD YOU WANKER BASTARD BORDER HOPPER FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITTYWANK TWAT FUCKER CLEMEN BANGKOK CUNTRAG FRITZ CAMEL JOCKEY PIG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SUCK A BIG DICK CHENEY GYPSY FUCKBAG DELICIOUS CAKE FROG'S FAT ASS HAIL SATAN! TWAT DUNE COON ASS TWISTY VAGINA YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT DAGO CUNT TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY HAIL SATAN! CUNT DICK INBRED BOOBIES FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER JIZZ TITWANK BUGFUCK BULLSHIT ASSRAPING BUKKAKE SUCK MY COCK FUCKING A FAGGOT CRAPMUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD FUCKING ORGASM HELLFUCKER GREASER SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER JOHNNY NIGNOG ASSRAPING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MICK CRAPFUCKER PISS ARTIST EPIDIDYMIS CHOAD ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK PECKERHEAD CHICKEN SHIT CUNT DOUCHING SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK BALL SACK EPIDIDYMIS DICKWAD RANDY TRAVIS PEDOPHILIA GREASER DONGSHOVER DUMBASS NI SOD CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT BOOBIES FUCKING I AM CORNHOLIO! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLINGING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MARCH OF FLAMES SHIT THONG TASTER DOG SHIT DICK TURD FAGGOT OLD CHRIST OF A BAT FUCK INSANE FRIG FUCKER SOD ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] NIGNOG HOMO COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACK OFF FUCK WANKSPLAT VAGINA INBRED BUGFUCK ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER ASS NIGNOG COCKGOBLIN BRITNEY YOU WANKER QUEEF PISS DIPSHIT BITCH SLOPE ANAL PUSSY ARSE JAP GRINGO CUNT JAP DOUCHE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DAMN FUCK JACKASS SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INCEST Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the CUNT and his DAMN of girraffes in which CAMEL JOCKEY while reading about ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is BUGGER OFF funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FRAK subject. If you do not find it funny BUKKAKE, it is probably because you are an INBRED All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a LET'S SHIT joke loses its humour WIKIPEDIA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so MASTURBATION ignorant, then you wouldn't have ANAL needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS!!!!!I <3 COCK

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