Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS'ASS FASCIST'FUCK'FELCHING'CHENEY'NECROPHILIA'SHIT LIKE A HORSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PISS OFF look at the D'OH talk page of this HELL article for notes or discussion before BUTT PIRATE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS ARTIST, sudden HELLFIRE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AUTOFELLATIO or SEX vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITTY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MY ANUS IS BLEEDING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS OFF DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAP utterFUCKance of socially FLYING RAT'S ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSE television programs to address BUTTFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS ON A STICK Tourette's is COMMUNIST DILDO not to be KAFFIR confused with PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLSHIT random INJUN disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HI, BILLY MAYS HERE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MONKEY SHIT language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD JOHNNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky URINE-GARGLING souvenir shoppes and massive MONKEY'S UNCLE quantities COCKSTUFFER of ANAL DIABETES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM garbage.

Darnit.

A HENTAI Polite Note to the CRAPMUNCHER Author:

The CUNT Tourette's SHITFACE Research Institute was CLEMEN founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNTRAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKHEAD article LET'S SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MONKEY'S UNCLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MARCH OF FLAMES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SON OF A BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JAP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGGER OFF Tourrette's sufferers COLGATE swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING TV, for always focusing on the TWISTY VAGINA bad side of a terrible CHOAD thing.
• The main SHITFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FALSE BENSON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S ASS knee MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKWAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NEGRO sufferers to become suck my mothers manically depressed and SIGMUND FREUD commit JOHN ELWAY suicide.
• There is no PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! cure, and the BIRD SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GO HOME AND DIE tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna AY-AY-AY perodol" which caused my entire WARNER MUSIC GROUP body to go DOT HEAD numb and ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PAKI it is without the PENIS drug.

I am an active member of a DOG SHIT tourette syndrome FUCKSTAIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAMEL JOCKEY the DONKEY PUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "TRANNY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DUNE COON sorry for CARPET MUNCHER "hi-jacking" your HENTAI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD KISSER this that really ASSHAT annoys me. I am working towards a PEDOPHILIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCRATCH! GROUNDER! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFUCKER, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) HORSE SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHICKEN SHIT time.

Best FAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing EUROIPODS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. MOCCASINS Regards to Andrew SHITFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The POWERSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BELLEND punch him if you PEARL NECKLACE want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SMEG saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my CHRISTHUMPER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS ARTIST Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S ASS and KIKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BAND WITH 4 INBRED MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLIT HORSE! PISS ARTIST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS ARTIST'S HOUSE

How FASHION BUG to ASS cure BITCH the FUCKSTAIN Tourette's TITTIES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RECTUM RAIDER for PISSHOLE Tourette's SHIT Syndrome FUCK OFF is DONKEY PUNCHER following TRANNY these ARSE rules NORTH KOREA in PISS order:

• 1: Avoid MACACA immature CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE little DAMNATION kids,
• 2: Count to DOG FUCKER within FUCKTARD 10 HEIL HITLER!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT PISS OFF GOAT DICK nor TONY LA RUSSA talk,
• 4: Tell EXTRA LONG PENIS yourself you INCEST don't FUCKING A have ANAL DIABETES this HELLFIRE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SMEG WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS ARTIST last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put MALARKY' my comment at the TOP OF THE CROTCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS the TOP OF FUCKWIT THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PEDOPHILIA offensive. TAFFY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try SCUMBUCKET to battle NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!'ASSHAT that tight-ass BUKKAKE 17-year-POWERSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLIT it now, but someone said EAT MY SHIT!' COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS OSTRICH MY ASS'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REDNECK is a laughing CUNTBUCKET matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE articles I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLEMEN stuff. So DAMN IT that means BOLLOCKS stop getting mad at the GOD DAMN first part too and PISS talking about the FUCK letter that it's HAIL SATAN! mocking (what ASSCRACK letter? I don't even know what PORCH MONKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian CLUSTERFUCK hi self PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT even made a really CUNT good point. "It's SHITCOCK nothing more YOU WANKER from a head nod to a CAMEL JOCKEY knee tick". COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK. Which I'll add JERK OFF onto ASSRAMMER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JENKEM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK hilarious. If you CHOLERA IS FUN! Want facts, go on CROTCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOOBS be offended, don't read POLAK the freaking NICARAGUA article anyway.

SHITSLINGING CUNT BULLSHIT DOUCHING SLOPE PENISBIRD BUDDHIST MONK INJUN SHITTY FELCHING

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SAGGY TITS ORGASM MICK CUM FUCK NUGGET FRED PHELPS JOHNNY CLUSTERFUCK CUNT HO SEX COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KIKE TAFFY MALARKY TWAT DEVELOPERS! INBRED RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKSHITTER ASSCRACK suck my mothers DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT PUSSY [EXPLETIVE] COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DARTH VADER 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITE FUCK YOU KRAUT BALL SACK EARS OF CHRIST SHITTY PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG ORGASM NEGRO SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SAND NIGGER SIGMUND FREUD MOTHERFUCKER INJUN GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FUCK CRAP ON A STICK CLIT INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUNG-HOLE CRACKER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFACE BIRD SHIT BUKKAKE BASTARD DICKWAD PIECE OF SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO YUKY DOODY INCEST TAFFY FUCK YOU TITS GARBAGE DAY! TITTIES FROG'S FAT ASS TITS FELCHING HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING HONKY SHIT BASTARD WILLY WONKA CLIT CUM GOATSE I WILL KILL YOU! BEANER FUCK ASS RAGHEAD NORTH KOREA CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER BITCH DICKHEAD 666 DOUCHEBAG LUV JAP RAGHEAD BONER HOSER GOD DAMN SHIT GYPSY TITS & DICKS SHITE SAGGY TITS FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE CUNTSWILLING DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK PISS UP MY ARSE ASS SHIT HORSE PENIS PENISFUCK DICK DAMN JERRY SHITE JERK OFF SHITE FUCKBAG NIPPLES FUCK YOU MASTURBATION DICKHEAD THONG TASTER FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT CHENEY FLYING FUCK BITCH CUNT FUDGEPACKER BUTTFUCKER BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SEX CUM SHITTY FELLATIO ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS TURD FUCKING FROG MARGARET THATCHER VAGINA MASTURBATION ARSE BRITNEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SON OF A BITCH TURD CONDOMS DIPSHIT BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER PIG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRINGO ROSIE O'DONNELL GREASER SHIT SOD OFF ASS FASCIST DOUCHING DICKHEAD ANAL CRAPFUCKER SHIT GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER DICKHEAD DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE PRICK COON CUNT CRAPPER EMO WANKER VAGINA SHITFACE FUCK TWAT SHIT MILF PISS OFF MY ASS ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY ABO DAMN PISS ARTIST BONER MAMA MIA PAKI JACK OFF BITCH WIENER BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN IT CLIT GOD DAMMIT DICK TWAT SHITFUCKER DAMN IT BLUMPKIN SAGGY TITS DILDO COON CAMEL FUCKER BITCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NIGGER SUCK MY DICK GOBSHITE GRINGO FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY NORTH KOREA GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK ASSHAT SHITHEAD JERK OFF MOCCASINS HONKY BUGGER DUNE COON CUNT BASTARD YOU WANKER SHIT DAMN FUCKING FUCK PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS JERK OFF ANAL CROTCH WALRUS SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD BUTTFUCKER DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER CUM [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNT FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS KIDDY FIDDLER PISSHOLE HENTAI ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FASHION BUG LAKE TITICACA HEIL HITLER! TAFFY BALLS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! MR WINKLER IS GAY GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH PRICK HONKY PISSHOLE CHINK INJUN SHITSKIN BULLSHIT BELLEND SHIT CROTCH DICKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE JACKASS BULLSHIT URINE-GARGLING YID MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIGFUCKER SCUMBAG NIPPLES TURD DICK CHICKEN SMEG FROG'S FAT ASS WOODPECKERSHIT BRITNEY FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SEMEN SHITHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKTARD BENSON SUCKS MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKWIT CUNT REDSKIN JAP FUCKING A SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MOCKIE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BALLS SHITFACE ASS ASS PUSSY BIBLE BASHER FUCKHEAD CUNT SON OF A BITCH FUCK WANK BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BORDER HOPPER SEMEN FELCHING AY-AY-AY HO GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY BALLS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BONER DAMN FUCK ORGASM SHITE BASTARD BOOBS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POOPY HAIL SATAN! SHITE BUKKAKE CHIGGER BOOBS TAFFY SON OF A BITCH PEDOPHILIA SOD OFF FLYING FUCK FELCHING WHORE SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA ASS SHITSLINGING NIGGER DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKING A POLESMOKER TITS PUSSYLICKER SHITTY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT CHICKEN FRIES CHING CHONG CHINK SHITE SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK JAP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOURETTE'S SYNDROME and with the NIPPLES and his ANAL DIABETES of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SON OF A BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POWERSHIT