Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTTFUCKER'POO POO BLOWJOB'POOPOO'FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'JIGGABOO'TWISTY VAGINA'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder EXTRA LONG PENIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD, sudden DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FAG or YID vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SAND NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FAGGOT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JOHNNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BIG FOOT JACKASS SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially CAMEL JOCKEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FLYING FUCK television programs to address DICK IN A BOX Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHOLE Tourette's is BLOWJOB not to be DAMN confused with MONKEY SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BAD MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random GOD DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-GOATSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOOBIES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OH SHI– language, CLEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RECTUM RAIDER ORGASM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WOP souvenir shoppes and massive LET'S SHIT quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES BONER garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS SHIT Polite Note to the LET'S SHIT Author:

The D'OH Tourette's TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Research Institute was IN SACREMENT founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELLFIRE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCROTUM article HI, BILLY MAYS HERE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MARGARET THATCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance QUEEF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAGO Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can MASTURBATION blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSFACE TV, for always focusing on the DILDO bad side of a terrible BIGNOSE thing.
• The main CUNTRAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INBRED knee THONG TASTER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKING A no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for CROTCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become YOGHURT CANNON manically depressed and TWISTY VAGINA commit JACKASS suicide.
• There is no CRAP ON A STICK cure, and the PEDOPHILIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the ORGASM tics often have adverse FUCKTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHE NAZI perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go CLUSTERFUCK numb and DONALD RUMSFELD basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHING tourette syndrome HELLFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING A the FUCKSTAIN public view of Tourettes as a "SEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLEMEN sorry for VAGINA "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEX this that really COCKSUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a GRINGO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUM, and making fun of a BUTT-HOLE horrible disorder is (not) JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK NUGGET time.

Best IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As KENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. FUCKSTAIN Regards to Andrew JACKASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The SHITFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can JUMPING JESUS!!! punch him if you CLEMEN want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER TITS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HADJI and SOD OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WALRUS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITS BAND WITH 4 TWO-INCH PENIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! FUCKHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKHEAD'S HOUSE

How TOSSER to PISSHOLE cure WANK the FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's PISS OFF MY ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REBECCA BLACK for MONKEY SHIT Tourette's BITCH Syndrome ASSHAT is JERK OFF following SHITSLINGING these FUCK NUGGET rules SUGARTITS in GOD DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid DOG FUCKER immature COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to [EXPLETIVE] within HELL 10 ASSFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NIGNOG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I WILL KILL YOU! nor JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you JIZZ don't NI have PISS this COCKSHITTER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY POMMIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKHEAD last straw TOURETTE'S SYNDROME!

I fucking put MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DONKEY PUNCHER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSHOLE the TOP OF GIVING HEAD THIS WIENER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN IT offensive. FUCKFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KIKE people who try NIGGER to battle JENKEM'ARSEBADGERS that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-BLUMPKIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WHORE it now, but someone said SUCK MY COCK' FUCKTARD BLUMPKIN'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CC PLZ is a laughing WINDOWS VISTA matter. Plus there CRAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTBUCKET Uncyclopedia, there are BOYCOTT VIACOM! articles TWAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT stuff. So BUGGER OFF that means CUNT stop getting mad at the DICKFACE first part too and CUNT CRAPPER talking about the LICK PUSSY letter that it's SCUMBAG mocking (what BUTTFUCKER letter? I don't even know what ART METAL PRODUCTS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKWIT hi self AY-AY-AY even made a really DAMN good point. "It's HONKY nothing more BITCH from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". SONNY BILL WILLIAMS. Which I'll add TIBETAN BUDDHISM onto SHAKOPEE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGGER suffer that ASSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSCRACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING JUMP! be, because if I were a REDSKIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHOLE hilarious. If you FRED PHELPS Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKSTUFFER be offended, don't read RAPE the freaking NORTH KOREA article anyway.

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BITCH TWAT ASSCRACK SHITFACE FUCK NUGGET FENCE JUMPER TWISTY VAGINA RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD BITCH DAGO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKFACE GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD FROG'S FAT ASS BIG FOOT NAZI FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CRAPMUNCHER DARTH VADER BITCH BITCH YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT CHENEY TENTACLE RAPE WANK MOCCASINS JACKASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FAGGOT SCROTUM BENCH PRESS JACKASS SHIT ASS P'KANG FUCKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY GOATSE CHENEY PISS ARTIST JAP FUCKTARD TITTYWANK DICKFACE LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK FUCK ASSFACE TITS & DICKS CROTCH JAP POOPOO BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT GOD DAMN DOUCHING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAGHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITTIES HOLY DUMB FUCK BEAVER DAMN GOBSHITE MICK BITCH DICK TITS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITCOCK GENITALIA OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICKHEAD DAMN FUCK PISS OFF JACKASS MOCCASINS ABO CHICKEN SHIT RANDY TRAVIS HENTAI [EXPLETIVE] SON OF A BITCH NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! NIGGER WIENER TOSSER DAMN EAT MY SHIT! SHITE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER GRIS CHINK TWAT HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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BOOBS TURD CUNTING ASSCRACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FEWMETS AUTOFELLATIO REDNECK DOUCHING YOU WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PIGFUCKER PUSSYLICKER REDNECK FIRECROTCH MILF SCROTUM CRACKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK A DUCK FUCK ARSE SCUMBAG FUCKBAG COON MOCKIE POMMIE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITHEAD MILF GOD BLESS AMERICA RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN HADJI BITCH REDSKIN ABO DAMN IT TWISTY VAGINA DIPSHIT HEIL HITLER! TITS JAP GARBAGE DAY! SHITCOCK ASSFACE SHITFUCKER PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER LIMEY DIPSHIT CUNT FAG CUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER FASHION BUG BALL SACK SWIMMING POOL BULLSHIT ASS PEDOPHILIA FIST FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKSUCKER DAMN IT DICK CHICKEN GOAT DICK FUCKHEAD CHOAD NIGNOG BITCH JACKASS CRACKER LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT ASSCRACK RAGHEAD FAGGOT GYPSY DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY SANCHEZ WOP BITCH RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTBUCKET NIGNOG SHITE MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK SHIT FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] PIECE OF SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK MAMA MIA FUCK BUTT-HOLE MOLDY TITS RANDY TRAVIS FELLATIO PISSHOLE MILF SEMEN FUCK FROG CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN HADJI NIGGER TITS NI CUNTBUCKET BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK ARSEBADGERS FUCKER COCK FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER SUGARTITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK CHRISTHUMPER BIRD SHIT CRACKER SHIT RANDY TRAVIS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCK DUMBASS SHIT DICKWAD COCKSUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NAZI GOAT DICK CHING CHONG CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS PAKI VAGINA BORDER HOPPER FUDGEPACKER BITCH RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD CUNT BOOBS ASSWIPE SLOPE PISS BALL SACK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN FEMADOM ASSHOLE NICARAGUA DAMN ASSFACE ANAL SHITSLINGING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TOSSER INBRED SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH WIENER FUCK OFF SOD FUCK JACK OFF ASSRAPING ASSWIPE POOPOO MOCKIE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT ARSE BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH ASSWIPE FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK GO HOME AND DIE BALL SACK FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRITZ SHITCOCK HUEY P. NEWTON SHITFACE CUNT INBRED TITWANK COCKSUCKER PORCH MONKEY [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD SPIC NIPPLES SUCK A BIG DICK HELL WIENER DOODIE HEAD SHITE DAMN GOBSHITE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BLUMPKIN YOU WANKER DAMN PEEPEE BOON WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHING CHONG CHINK COLGATE AUTOFELLATIO ASS LICKER DICKHEAD POLAK CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT TIMBER NIGGER MOLDY TITS P'KANG JENKEM LAKE TITICACA I'LL RAPE YOU BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITFUCKER BEAVER SHITE SPIC MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING A CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY CTHULHU FHTAGN JERRY SUGAR TITS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK FUCK BRITNEY MOCKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKTARD FIRECROTCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WANK SHITTY RAT'S ASS WINDOWS VISTA DUMBASS REDSKIN CLEMEN ASS LICKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SUGARTITS DICK TITS EPIDIDYMIS INVISIBLE! ASSWIPE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT WIENER BASTARD FUCKING A CUM DAMNATION BULLSHIT ASS NIGGER TITS TITWANK ASSFACE NAZI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INJUN HELL ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ WARNER MUSIC GROUP TAFFY JOHN ELWAY FUCKBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JOHN ELWAY SEMEN MILF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY BATMAN & ROBIN DILDO SHIT CUNT PENIS TURD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKTARD CLIT ASSWIPE COMMUNIST DILDO BUTT PIRATE ARSE PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES WINDOWS VISTA GOBSHITE JACKASS SHIT ORGASM HO BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNNILINGUS CUNTRAG JUSTIN BIEBER SHITFACE DAMN SHITE GOBSHITE TITS & DICKS SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN SHITTY BITCH SCUMBAG BELLEND CLUSTERFUCK DARTH VADER JESSE McCARTNEY FLYING FUCK TITWANK CHOAD KISSER VAGINA SHITE COCKSUCKER FAGGOT DAMN IT HELL ASS ORGASM PEARL NECKLACE JOHN ELWAY CLIT CUM BOOBS GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENIS FUCKING JERK OFF NIPPLES FUCKER FUCK SHITSLINGING FRED PHELPS BUGFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE ROSIE O'DONNELL LET'S SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PISS DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE DAMN FUDGEPACKER P'KANG TACO TITS [EXPLETIVE] TWAT DONKEY DICK CHAV BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS BUTTFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN PISS OFF WOP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICK HELL BITCH [expletive deleted] BITCH NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE CUNT FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER MAMA MIA HELLFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FRED PHELPS SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG INBRED TWAT GOD DAMN INCEST FAG SHITFACE POLAK LET'S SHIT GREASER RAT'S COCK DAMN CRAPMUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIG TOSSER SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FIRECROTCH DAMN CHIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKFACE ASSHAT ARSE CHINK RAT'S COCK BEAVER SHIT FUCK ARSEBADGERS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK YOU FUCKING HADJI JACKASS ASSHOLE suck my mothers TWAT BOON CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT PUSSY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS REDNECK DICKFACE VAGINA NIGGER CONDOMS PISS OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? TITS NIGGER PENISBIRD LOLCAT SOD PENIS RAPE FUCK YOU COON DUNE COON ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WETBACK O CANADA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TALK PAGES FUCKWIT PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD PENIS ASS FASCIST BOLLOCKS SOD OFF DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK BASTARD MOCCASINS CHINK TWAT GENITALIA HELL DUMBASS ARSEBADGERS CROTCH FRED PHELPS NECROPHILIA COCKSUCKER FUCK YOGHURT CANNON SPANK THE MONKEY PISSHOLE ASS FUCK OFF CHIGGER BASTARD PISS ARTIST GOOK FUCKER ASS FUCKING BASEBALL GOAT DICK ANAL DIABETES LIMEY EXTRA LONG PENIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOTHERFUCKER BITCH NI COMMUNIST DILDO UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PISSHOLE JAP WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT TWAT QUEEF NORTH KOREA FELCHING YOU WANKER BALLS FUCK SHIT JAP SCUMBUCKET FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST MICK DOUCHE WANK FAG SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN BUGGER OFF GRIS FUCK OFF WINDOWS VISTA BULLSHIT SHIT SOD FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE DAGO LOGJAMMER STEVE BALLMER TIT SPRINKLES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK GENITALIA SHITE SHITCOCK TAMPONS CAMEL FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING YUKY DOODY DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! CUM RAPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT CROTCH BITCH SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS ORGASM SUCK MY DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! LOLCAT SLOPE WALRUS SHIT I WILL END YOU! DOUCHEBAG SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN THONG TASTER CHICKEN SHIT FIST FUCK [Insert swear here] VAGINA FUCKSTAIN JAP INBRED SPUNK GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY MOCCASINS CUNT CROTCH ASSHAT GYPSY DAMN PISS OFF SUITCASE PENIS ASS WANK DOG SHIT SHITSKIN RAPE WANKSPLAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS O CANADA ASSBANDIT SHITE RAPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKBAG SHIT GENITALIA SHITSLINGING FELCHING DAMMIT FUCKHEAD SHITE WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKSTAIN ORGASM I WILL END YOU! I CAN AFFORD FOOD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCUMBAG TAMPONS HADJI SHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CRACKER FRAK GENITALIA DOM DeLUISE POMMIE DICKFACE FUCK PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG TIT DIRT KIKE CUNT BLUMPKIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHINA IS CAPITALIST BLOWJOB FUCKING A THONG TASTER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING TWAT YOU WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS FRAK ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK CUNTYMINTS GO HOME AND DIE YOU WANKER GO HOME AND DIE POO POO BLOWJOB CHIGGER FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK ASSWIPE MOLDY TITS BONG NORTH KOREA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE GRAPE PENIS AY-AY-AY FUCKBAG MOLDY TITS MOTHERFUCKER I LIKE BUSH DICKFACE COCKGOBLIN BASTARD DAMN IT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NAZI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POLACK SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER BORDER HOPPER WIGGER D'OH ARSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIGGER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKWIT NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS JOHNNY SHITFACE GENITALIA FUCK D'OH SHIT BUTT-HOLE SCROTUM BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK PUSSY ARSE BALL SACK FAGGOT BIRD IN THE HOUSE COON CUNTBUCKET JAP DAGO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JACK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GANGBANG SACRAMENTO CUM DRAMA TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER SCROTUM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DONKEY PUNCHER POLAK MASTURBATION PUNANI DAMN SHITPISSER JIGGABOO PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF SHIT JOHNNY CUNNILINGUS ASS SPUNK SHITFACE CHOAD KISSER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GOD DAMN SHITFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS POLAK ARSEBADGERS COCKSMOKER ASSFACE CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN TITTYWANK DAMN MALARKY PISS ARTIST TITTIES JOHN ELWAY FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK KIKE DAMMIT FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK CONAN O'BRIAN DONKEY DICK CUNTSWILLING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING SHITHEAD SIGMUND FREUD BITCH ANAL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKER {{USERNAME}} JACKASS CRAP ON A STICK MALARKY CLEMEN SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CONDOMS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SAND NIGGER SPIC CC PLZ FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BRITNEY DYKE ASS CUNT SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMN DICKHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK OFF QUEEF MONKEY SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! BUTT PIRATE BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH YOUR MOM REDNECK BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK DOUCHEBAG DAMN KRAUT FUCKER DAMN TITS WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH CRAP CUM BORDER HOPPER WHORE ASSFACE DYKE FRIG JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT JOHN ELWAY CRACKER PAKI MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE [EXPLETIVE] WARNER MUSIC GROUP I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSHITTER JACK ABRAMOFF TACO SHIT REDNECK JAP FRITZ BASTARD CUNT RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

PORCUPINE'S BALLS HELL WIENER FUCKFACE ASS ASS CUNNILINGUS FUCKING REDNECK SHITFACE COCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which JESSE McCARTNEY while reading about YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI