Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INCEST neurochemical FUCK disorder AUTOFELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, sudden RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or ASSWIPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MACACA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOLLOCKS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKSTAIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT CRAPPER PICKANINNY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY DICK utterFUCKance of socially BIRD IN THE HOUSE objectionable words).
YOU WANKER Tourette's is DIRTY SANCHEZ not to be RAT'S ASS confused with POOPOO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITTY random ASSWIPE disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NECROPHILIA language, FUCKING A and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WEHATEMARIO BEAVER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITWANK souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities BALL SACK of ANAL DIABETES SACRAMENTO garbage.
Darnit.
A HELL Polite Note to the DOUCHING Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUGFUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DONKEY DICK article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and LOLCAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MASTURBATION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SOD OFF.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCKTARD Tourrette's sufferers DILDO swear. You can FROG'S FAT ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the HOT GRITS bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
- The main GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING A involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRITZ knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TAMPONS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BLOWJOB school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and SUITCASE PENIS commit GRINGO suicide.
- There is no JERRY cure, and the NIPPLES drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHINK tics often have adverse BUTT-FOR-BRAINS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRED PHELPS perodol" which caused my entire QUEEF body to go NEGRO numb and HI, BILLY MAYS HERE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SAMUEL L. JACKSON it is without the WIGGER drug.
I am an active member of a CUNTYMINTS tourette syndrome PEEPEE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the SHITHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "BOLLOCKS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICK CHICKEN much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for MONKEY SHIT "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INCEST this that really BELGIUM annoys me. I am working towards a DICK CHICKEN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MACACA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?, and making fun of a MASTURBATION horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOHNNY time.
Best TITTIES regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CLIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply
As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society LHASA.
Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen
P.S. ARSEBADGERS Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?
Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PORCUPINE'S BALLS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my JERK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are JERRY and COON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MACACA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BAND WITH 4 BLOWJOB MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HOLY DUMB FUCK HORSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'S HOUSE
How FUCKING to BITCH cure CHUFF the CRAPFUCKER Tourette's SHITSLINGING Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment HOLY DUMB FUCK for FUCK Tourette's FUCK Syndrome PEARL NECKLACE is DAMN IT following ARSE these FELLATIO rules ASS in SHITTY order:
- 1: Avoid JACKASS SHIT immature SUCK MY DICK little WIENER kids,
- 2: Count to TITMOUSE within FUCKTARD 10 WOPseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHITE DICKWAD CUNT nor DEMOCRACY talk,
- 4: Tell FUCK yourself you POOPOO don't FUCK YOU have BIGNOSE this MALARKY disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HOSER WITH NASTY GANGBANG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT last straw DESU!
I fucking put PRICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK OFF the TOP OF D'OH THIS FUCKFUCKFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOON offensive. WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FELLATIO people who try DAMMIT to battle DAMN IT'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS that tight-ass BUGGER 17-year-WHORE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE it now, but someone said DICK TITS' SUCK A BIG DICK PISSHOLE'HO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JACK OFF is a laughing NEOPETS matter. Plus there DOG FUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TIT SPRINKLES Uncyclopedia, there are WANKER articles CROTCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHOLE stuff. So FASHION BUG that means WANK stop getting mad at the REDSKIN first part too and SOD OFF talking about the JACK OFF letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what ARSE letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKHEAD hi self GOOK even made a really BIRD SHIT good point. "It's MOCCASINS nothing more CLEMEN from a head nod to a PISS knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add ASSHOLE onto DILDO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHE suffer that PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOD DAMMIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a FUCK A DUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOSER hilarious. If you GOD DAMN Want facts, go on BUTT PIRATE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK OFF be offended, don't read TURD the freaking MOLDY TITS article anyway.
PISS ARTIST NIPPLES DOT HEAD CUNTSWILLING BLUE PENIS! ARSEBADGERS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING DIPSHIT HITLER
ASSCRACK FLOWERS ASSWIPE CUNTYMINTS DELICIOUS CAKE MONKEY SHIT PISSHOLE SHITTY CUNT SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER INCEST TAMPON IN MY ASS TITS HOSER LIMEY CUNT BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT ASSWIPE HONKY FUCKTARD LENS CRAFTERS WANK COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING POMMIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WILLY WONKA ASSFACE FALSE BENSON FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE WIGGER TENTACLE RAPE PISSHOLE BULLSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MILF MOCKIE DICK IN A BOX SHITFUCKER SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY DICK TITS SEMEN DOUCHETITS BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH 666 BONER DUNE COON CHENEY SOD OFF DIPSHIT TIMBER NIGGER NICARAGUA VAGINA MOCCASINS BALLS HELL CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT FUCK OFF CHINK CHINK ORGASM DONKEY DICK BITCH BUTTFUCKER DICK CHICKEN CUNTRAG CAMEL FUCKER MONKEY SHIT CHOAD KISSER DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK pen0r HONKY I RAPE WALRUSES! 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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK TIMBER NIGGER BOOBS CUNT CHINK CHUFF SEMEN BUNG-HOLE TURD SUCK MY DICK BEAVER PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS ASS PICKANINNY TWAT BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE SPUNK POTTYMOUTH SHITCOCK FIRECROTCH DICKHEAD FROG TITS SHITFUCKER WANK INCEST DICK IN A BOX EXTRA LONG PENIS TITWANK FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RANDY TRAVIS WANK JACKASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT DICKFACE DAMNATION CUNNILINGUS CUNT 666 MICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITWANK COLGATE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive HELL and with the RECTUM RAIDER and his TESTICLE CHOKE of girraffes in which TIBET while reading about BEAVER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See HITLER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCK NUGGET
Article written in the style of its subject This article is SLOPE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CHOAD KISSER subject. If you do not find it funny PISS OFF, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITHEAD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DOUCHE NAZI If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TOWELHEAD joke loses its humour BALL SACK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMMIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have CUNT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BLOWJOB DICKLICK VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK CRAP!!!!!I <3 COCK |
