Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT'YID'QUEEF'GIVING HEAD'ANAL DIABETES'GENITALIA'WIKIPEDIA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKWIT neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCK, sudden IN SACREMENT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITHEAD or MASTICATION FOR THE NATION vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MARGARET THATCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHUFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOG FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VAGINA BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DICKFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address CHIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's is RECTUM RAIDER not to be FUCKTARD confused with POO POO BLOWJOB Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TOWELHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random GANGBANG disorientation, culturally-FUCKING FUCKFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DUMBASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SMEG language, CRAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNTYMINTS ASSWIPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TOSSER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK NUGGET quantities TANK MAN of ANAL DIABETES PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A SHUT UP, MEG! Polite Note to the suck my mothers Author:

The CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Research Institute was WOP founded to PISS OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COON article CUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHEBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JUSTIN BIEBER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANKSPLAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHENEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers SHITHEAD swear. You can NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the ARSE bad side of a terrible NIPPLES thing.
• The main MONKEY BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POMMIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POOPY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MY COMMUNION WAFER OF knee FUCKING A NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKING A no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BELGIUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at REDNECK school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST sufferers to become FELLATIO manically depressed and FUCKING commit ANAL suicide.
• There is no I WILL KILL YOU! cure, and the GOBSHITE drugs that are available to, "calm" the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! tics often have adverse GENITALIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna KIKE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go BEAVER numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKWAD it is without the MARGARET THATCHER drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome P'KANG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BOB SAGET the FAGGOT public view of Tourettes as a "SUCK MY DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WIENER sorry for RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your TRANNY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HO this that really DOUCHEBAG annoys me. I am working towards a DIPSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTIES, and making fun of a MOCCASINS horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best JACKASS SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTRAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. FUCK NUGGET Regards to Andrew VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The BIBLE BASHER bastard who wrote this article. You can IN SACREMENT punch him if you JUNGLE BUNNY want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GENITALIA saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HONKY and CLIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITTY BAND WITH 4 CUNT CRAPPER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCK'S HOUSE

How BAT FUCK INSANE to BUTT-HOLE cure JAP the CUM Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS for suck my mothers Tourette's HELL Syndrome FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK is POOPY following 30 CASES OF PICKLES these ABO rules CROTCH in RAT'S COCK order:

• 1: Avoid ANUSCAKE immature YOU WANKER little DOUCHEBAG kids,
• 2: Count to TITMOUSE within FOUR-EYES 10 WETBACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PUSSYLICKER YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE nor KAFFIR talk,
• 4: Tell COCKSMOKER yourself you SHITSLINGING don't FELCHMONKEY have BOOBS this ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAP ON A STICK WITH NASTY COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCK last straw Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!!

I fucking put TOWELHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE P'KANG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S COCK the TOP OF FRITZ THIS GOATSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACKASS offensive. HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRITZ people who try SOD to battle GOD DAMN'CHIGGER that tight-ass SCUMBAG 17-year-DOG FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said JAP' LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SON OF A BITCH'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there KNOBJOCKEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are BOOBS articles MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRIG stuff. So BIRD SHIT that means JIZZ stop getting mad at the CRAPMUNCHER first part too and CHOAD talking about the WANKSPLAT letter that it's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS mocking (what FUCKING letter? I don't even know what JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian CONDOMS hi self BALL SACK even made a really ASSHOLE good point. "It's PUSSYLICKER nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a FREE ELECTIONS knee tick". MACACA. Which I'll add TURD onto RAT'S ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that JERRY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NAZI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to KAFFIR be, because if I were a SHITE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLEMEN hilarious. If you FAG Want facts, go on ASSRAPING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUTT-HEAD be offended, don't read HOLY DUMB FUCK the freaking SHITFACE article anyway.

LIMEY INCEST ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER ARSE CHUFF CUNT PEDOPHILIA

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT DYKE MONKEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHOLE DAMN IT SMEG CUNT TAFFY TEDDY BEARS SHITTY LAKE TITICACA CROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE COON WANK TIT DIRT BOOBS MOLDY TITS BASTARD DICKHEAD FENCE JUMPER KIDDY FIDDLER GOD DAMN WHITE RIGHTS BONG CRACKER DOG FUCKER COON CUNTRAG YOU WANKER HATE HATE HAT BENCH PRESS SHITFACE ORGASM HORSE SHIT BASTARD SHITCOCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOOBS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITHEAD MICK DIPSHIT FUCKING A JACKASS SHIT CUNTSWILLING FEWMETS BEANER FLYING FUCK BOOBS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIPPLES SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER ANUSCAKE WIENER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WHITE PEOPLE JACKASS SEX INBRED JAP FUCK YOU BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER ANAL DIABETES PIECE OF SHIT WIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS FUCK YOU DOUCHETITS TWAT CHIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CLUSTERFUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MASTURBATION and with the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS and his FUCKBAG of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about JAP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SLOPE