Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'WANK'ARSEBADGERS'FLYING FUCK'SHITFACE'JOHNNY'SHITCOCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI look at the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT talk page of this FUCKING article for notes or discussion before CRAPMUNCHER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN IT neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGNOG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden TENTACLE RAPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITE or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOBSHITE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHING CHONG CHINK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASS WANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially HELL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! television programs to address SEMEN Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSYLICKER Tourette's is BLISTERING BARNACLES not to be TOTAL confused with DOUCHE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MALL SANTA random DAMNATION disorientation, culturally-ORGASM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRAK language, MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTSWILLING souvenir shoppes and massive WANKER quantities MASTURBATION of ANAL DIABETES BAD MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The QUEEF Tourette's ARSE Research Institute was BLISTERING BARNACLES founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your POWERSHIT article AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ORGASM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLYING FUCK Tourrette's sufferers GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS swear. You can CLIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WINDOWS VISTA TV, for always focusing on the BEANER bad side of a terrible JENKEM thing.
• The main PISSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YID no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FU SPANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for ASSWIPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SEX sufferers to become BALLS manically depressed and QUEEF commit BLUE PENIS! suicide.
• There is no SHITHEAD cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the NAZI tics often have adverse DAMN IT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA numb and BENCH PRESS basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS SHIT it is without the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome JOHNNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TOWELHEAD the I WILL KILL YOU! public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FELCHMONKEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWAT sorry for MICK "hi-jacking" your CHIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BORDER HOPPER this that really DUMBASS annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TUBA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RUSTY TROMBONE, and making fun of a PISS UP MY ARSE horrible disorder is (not) CONDOMS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S ASS time.

Best DILDO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GRIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The FUCKING FUCKFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can BOOBIES punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHUFF and NIPPLES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PIG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HONKY BAND WITH 4 JACKASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How ARSE to BASEBALL cure GOD DAMN the MARGARET THATCHER Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LIMEY for ARSEBADGERS Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome RAGHEAD is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! following FUCK YOU these SHIT rules INBRED in BIRD IN THE HOUSE order:

• 1: Avoid ASSHOLE immature CUNTBUCKET little GIVING HEAD kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within SHITTY 10 BLUMPKINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FROG'S FAT ASS ANUSCAKE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE nor CUNT talk,
• 4: Tell STEVE BALLMER yourself you SHITTY don't HIGH WAGES have DAMN IT this DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCKSUCKER WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw BLISTERING BARNACLES!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE OH SHI– PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PUSSY the TOP OF NIPPLES THIS ASSHAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACKASS SHIT offensive. GOATSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIECE OF SHIT people who try LOLCAT to battle JOHN SMILEY FACE'PISS that tight-ass IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 17-year-BAT FUCK INSANE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find [expletive deleted] it now, but someone said NIGGER' MOCKIE FROG'S FAT ASS'INJUN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PEARL NECKLACE is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there FIRECROTCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles FUCKING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCROTUM stuff. So VAGINA that means CHIGGER stop getting mad at the POOPY first part too and COCK talking about the SPICY CUNT FUCK letter that it's 30 CASES OF PICKLES mocking (what CHICKEN SHIT letter? I don't even know what GARBAGE DAY! the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHAT hi self SHITHEAD even made a really PEDOPHILIA good point. "It's FUCK nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a FROG'S FAT ASS knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add SPUNK onto PIG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that PEARL NECKLACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TURD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAGHEAD be, because if I were a WETBACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING JUMP! hilarious. If you CRACKER Want facts, go on FUCKSTAIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NECROPHILIA be offended, don't read NAZI the freaking CUNT article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOCCASINS PUSSY BUKKAKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHUT UP, MEG! SAND NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN [EXPLETIVE] ASS MONKEY SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING JUMP! ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TEDDY BEARS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITHEAD SACRAMENTO FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS SHITCOCK ANAL DIABETES BAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED NAZI JERRY SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKBAG HELL BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSMOKER GANGBANG CRAPMUNCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIGGER FUCK HO SHITSLINGING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ABO FUCKWIT REDSKIN FUCK YOU WIGGER ASSHAT BITCH SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK WEHATEMARIO YUKY DOODY SPIC DICK CHICKEN BITCH ASSBANDIT pen0r NAZI BASTARD DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE HOMO NEGRO OSTRICH MY ASS SHITCOCK FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS HONKY GENITALIA SEX FAGGOT BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT FRAK PUSSYLICKER NAZI SPANK THE MONKEY INCEST SHIT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK COCK FUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the SHITFACE and his FRAK of girraffes in which ARSE while reading about GOOK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING A also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HORSE PENIS