Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN IT'NEGRO'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS'FAG'SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM'GO COUNT YOUR DICK'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a EMO look at the SCROTUM talk page of this DUNE COON article for notes or discussion before DOG SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHRISTHUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder TIT DIRT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden WHORE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DILDO or MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TOSSER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BULLSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BIRD SHIT BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ABO television programs to address PIG Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is CRAPFUCKER not to be YOU WANKER confused with TAFFY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WHORE random FELCHING disorientation, culturally-BAT FUCK INSANE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFACE language, DOUCHEBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOODPECKERSHIT WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive HO quantities CHICKEN SHIT of ANAL DIABETES RAPE garbage.

Darnit.

A JACK ABRAMOFF Polite Note to the CUNTBUCKET Author:

The CHRISTHUMPER Tourette's DOG SHIT Research Institute was PISSHOLE founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS FASCIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article BASTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WHORE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ANUSCAKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS swear. You can MONKEY SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS bad side of a terrible SOD OFF thing.
• The main SPICY CUNT FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BALL SACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKWIT knee COON NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POTTYMOUTH school for TWAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSFACE sufferers to become LET'S SHIT manically depressed and HADJI commit COON suicide.
• There is no CLEMEN cure, and the WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSHITTER tics often have adverse DOUCHE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUNE COON perodol" which caused my entire MARGARET THATCHER body to go O KURWA! numb and RAT'S COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the BUTTFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS tourette syndrome GRAPE PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HORSE PENIS the DUMBASS public view of Tourettes as a "BULLSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHOLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCK sorry for DOUCHEBAG "hi-jacking" your EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like O CANADA this that really SHAKOPEE annoys me. I am working towards a FROG'S FAT ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANK, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BONER time.

Best ASSBANDIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTT PIRATE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those BELGIUM countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “PRINCE PHILIP” Wen

P.S. SOD Regards to Andrew BLUMPKIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

The PRICK bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN IT punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WOODPECKERSHIT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my COCKGOBLIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DILDO and INBRED playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUGGER OFF BAND WITH 4 TUBA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How ASS to BENCH PRESS cure PAKI the FEMADOM Tourette's SEX Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITCUNTING for GYPSY Tourette's FUCK Syndrome ASSCRACK is CUNT following SAMUEL L. JACKSON these I'LL RAPE YOU rules HATE HATE HAT in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid DOUCHING immature SON OF A BITCH little MOZILLA FIREFOX kids,
• 2: Count to POOPOO within FUCK OFF 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF JIZZ nor DYKE talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you PENISPENISPENIS!!! don't THIS IS SPARTA! have SHITCOCK this MAMA MIA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BELLEND WITH NASTY FAGGOT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw EPIDIDYMIS!

I fucking put VAGINA' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSTUFFER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AMERICA ONLINE the TOP OF WHORE THIS RIVER CRABS SUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. JACKASS SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS people who try IN SACREMENT to battle SHITFUCKER'INBRED that tight-ass SHITSLIDE 17-year-VAGINA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find THONG TASTER it now, but someone said BLESSED DAMN SAINT' MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PUSSYLICKER'TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS is a laughing POLAK matter. Plus there REDNECK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHALICE Uncyclopedia, there are YUKY DOODY articles SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching pen0r stuff. So NIPPLES that means ON CRACK stop getting mad at the NIGGER first part too and DONKEY PUNCHER talking about the TITWANK letter that it's MONKEY SHIT mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what MOTHERFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian MASTURBATION hi self HORSE PENIS even made a really ANUSCAKE good point. "It's FAGGOT nothing more SHITTY from a head nod to a JACKASS knee tick". PISS ARTIST. Which I'll add CHUFF onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EPIDIDYMIS suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PIG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHICKEN SHIT be, because if I were a HENTAI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHINK hilarious. If you RAPE Want facts, go on BEANER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DONALD RUMSFELD be offended, don't read DONKEY DICK the freaking AUTOFELLATIO article anyway.

TAMPONS SHITTY FUCKFACE POLESMOKER HELLFIRE BALL SACK ARSEBADGERS JUNGLE BUNNY

REDNECK CHICKEN SHIT BONER TITTIES EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM MONKEY SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DILDO MOZILLA FIREFOX ANUSCAKE NIGGER CUNNILINGUS SHITE BALLS DOG SHIT WANKSPLAT FRIG SHIT BUGGER BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITTY RANDY TRAVIS ASSWIPE SCROTUM HELL ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FROG'S FAT ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS TOSSER BEAVER SPUNK YUKY DOODY CHIGGER FUCK YOU SCROTUM DOM DeLUISE WANK DICK TITS MONKEY BALLS DOUCHETITS PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY HENTAI WANK CHIGGER PUSSY ASSWIPE BRITNEY SCROTUM DOUCHE FLYING FUCK ASSRAPING ASSHAT PEARL NECKLACE WHORE HELL PISS OFF CHIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RUSKIE HELL RAT'S ASS HELL FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DAMN HITLER YID BUGFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ BOYCOTT VIACOM! HO SOD OFF SHAKOPEE MONKEY SHIT EPIDIDYMIS JACKASS SHIT PISS ARSE HELL DISSIDENTS WIENER HADJI CUM HOT GRITS BUKKAKE FUCKING WETBACK DICK FUCKFACE BEAVER D'OH DAMN YUKY DOODY JESSE McCARTNEY TWAT SUCK MY DICK DOT HEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS OFF MY ASS TWO-INCH PENIS WIGGER EAT MY SHIT! P'KANG FUCK COCK NAZI DOUCHEBAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT CHOAD CUNTSWILLING WOP ASSCRACK ALF ASSHAT BOOBIES NORTH KOREA FLYING FUCK TWAT YOU WANKER BITCH pen0r LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNTRAG CRAPPY FLYING FUCK SUCK MY DICK GANGBANG TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT ARSE GOD BLESS AMERICA BORDER HOPPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONGSHOVER JACKASS PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT QUEEF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT BUGGER WIGGER JACKASS SHIT 666 RAT'S ASS HORSE PENIS DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK NIGGER TITS FUCKING ARSE FUCKER NIGGER FELCHING WEHATEMARIO ANAL DIABETES SAMUEL L. JACKSON JAP RAT'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! CLIT SHITE GOD DAMN CUNT WETBACK JESSE McCARTNEY ART METAL PRODUCTS SEX CRAPPY TITS & DICKS DUMBASS SEX CUNNILINGUS FUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE FUCK GRAPE PENIS FAGGOT POTTYMOUTH CUNNILINGUS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHUFF ASSHOLE DUMBASS GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS NIGGER DOT HEAD PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT ASSHOLE SEX PISS ARTIST DOUCHING WIKIPEDIA CUNT FASHION BUG SHITSLINGING BASTARD JACKASS BASTARD OH SHI– GENITALIA WIGGER TITS BUGGER DIPSHIT BUGGER CUNT CRAPPER FENCE JUMPER PISS PIECE OF SHIT DAMN SHITFACE DONALD RUMSFELD JUSTIN BIEBER CHENEY JACKASS SHIT DIPSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUKKAKE FUCKING DUNE COON FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH BUGGER OFF PAKI BANGKOK BULLCRAP BASTARD BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN BUGGER BIRD SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNT FUCKTARD FUCKING A SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSCRACK TIMBER NIGGER TIT SPRINKLES DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHICKEN FRIES VAGINA DICKFACE ASSWIPE ASS FUCKING BASTARD BUTT PIRATE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK RUSKIE HEIL HITLER! ASSFACE ASSCRACK INBRED GOBSHITE SHITHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FRITZ SPIC PECKERHEAD HOMO MOZILLA FIREFOX FELLATIO LET'S SHIT CHUFF SIGMUND FREUD MALARKY MONKEY BALLS FUCKING A FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUNE COON NIPPLES BOLLOCKS NIGGER ANAL DIABETES CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! DICK CHICKEN DYKE FRITZ FAG LIMEY SHITTY TURD CHALICE TOTAL DAMN NIPPLES DICK TITS MILF FLAMING ASS BADGER FRED PHELPS CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT GOD DAMN SHITE GRIS FLAMING ASS BADGER POMMIE BASTARD SHITCUNTING FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK CRACKER CROTCH ORGASM FUCKHEAD RAPE INCEST BASTARD FEWMETS DAGO SEX BOOBIES QUEEF FUCK YOU FUCKFACE DOUCHETITS pen0r GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] CHICKEN SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCKTARD CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GIVING HEAD POMMIE SEMEN CUNTSWILLING ABO JERK OFF INJUN ANAL JIZZ SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK TITWANK ASSHAT MOCCASINS DICKFACE BITCH LICK PUSSY POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK FELLATIO MONKEY BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES JIGGABOO BLUMPKIN KIKE WIGGER ASSCRACK FUCK YOU MALARKY TUBA FROG'S FAT ASS POLAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT LIKE A HORSE CLIT AY-AY-AY FAG DARTH VADER DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUGFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP CRACKER FUCK NIGGER GOOK CUNT FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK GANGBANG FLYING RAT'S ASS FUDGEPACKER AUTOFELLATIO CLEMEN PENIS BASTARD FENCE JUMPER POLESMOKER FUCK YOU CUNTBUCKET WANK TAMPONS FUCKING PENIS ABO GRINGO STEVE BALLMER COCKSMOKER NEGRO WIKIPEDIA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHAT SMEG ASS LICKER GO HOME AND DIE TITS HELL DICKFACE TACO INCEST EAT MY SHIT! POTTYMOUTH SHITFUCKER RICK MORANIS DAMMIT PISS GOD DAMN FEMADOM CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO JOHNNY SHITTY SOD FUCKSTAIN COCK LAKE TITICACA DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS BALLS PUNANI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BATMAN & ROBIN JUSTIN BIEBER FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED DILDO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FELCHING FUCKSTAIN BASTARD INBRED PUNANI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD BASTARD FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA HELLFIRE TACO INJUN LET'S SHIT SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE JACK OFF SCUMBAG FUCKING JUMP! PORCH MONKEY TOSSER CUNTRAG PISSHOLE GOAT DICK SCROTUM BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE BOOBS HADJI I WILL END YOU! FUCK OFF GENITALIA DOT HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT INCEST REBECCA BLACK FRITZ MALL SANTA WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BANGKOK SHIT NIPPLES FUCK YOU EMO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFACE SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT FUCK HORSE SHIT [expletive deleted] MOCCASINS TIENANMEN SQUARE FUDGEPACKER PUSSYLICKER [Insert silly non-swear here] JACK OFF PRICK ASSHAT PISS OFF RAGHEAD RAGHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CHRISTHUMPER SON OF A BITCH DICK CHICKEN COCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MASTURBATION WALRUS SHIT RUSKIE ASSRAPING FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ANAL DIABETES INBRED SHITTY NECROPHILIA VAGINA ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSRAPING SHITPISSER SHIT TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT ASS CRAPPY I WILL END YOU! ARSE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST HEIL HITLER! FRENCH TICKLER MALARKY CUM FUCKER ASSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LIMEY BITCH BASTARD FUCK YOU FAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BULLSHIT SEX FELLATIO BITCH NIGGER TITS GRINGO HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSLINGING SMEG ARSE POMMIE FUCK LIMEY SHITTY FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS FUCK OFF NIGGER SOD OFF AUTOFELLATIO NI FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WANKER CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM GOAT DICK SAND NIGGER HELL ANUSCAKE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACK ABRAMOFF LIMEY HOT GRITS CRAPPY COCKSMOKER FUCKER CUNT CRAPPER GO HOME AND DIE DICKHEAD FUCK OFF CUNT JACK OFF ASSHAT CHOAD CRACKER CUNTYMINTS MASTURBATION ASS KNOBJOCKEY HENTAI FUCKING MARCH OF FLAMES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK EAT MY SHIT! SHIT LIKE A HORSE NIGGER TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST INBRED FUCKER SCUMBUCKET FUCKING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIG CUNT FUCK INCEST BULLSHIT LIMEY GRINGO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING FRAK HELL QUEEF QUEEF DAMN GOAT DICK WANK JACKASS BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT BALLS PISS SHITSKIN WANK BATMAN & ROBIN FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG POLESMOKER REDSKIN TITS & DICKS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! HELL CHICKEN SHIT ASS FASCIST SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITCOCK SACRAMENTO ARSE JOHN ELWAY SHIT INBRED SON OF A BITCH SHITSKIN CLIT SEMPRINI MASTURBATION BUKKAKE DICKFACE SHIT GOD DAMMIT FRITZ COCKGOBLIN JERK OFF CHIGGER HAIL SATAN! TITS FUCK YOU PISS HELL FAGGOT GOD DAMN DILDO AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY ASSFACE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH FELCHING WANKSPLAT SPICY CUNT FUCK TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE SHAKOPEE REDNECK AMERICA ONLINE DAMN BALLS COCK JAP SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE I WILL KILL YOU! ASS PISS UP MY ARSE FRENCH TICKLER BOOBS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FAGGOT ASS SHITSLIDE FUCKING PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD DICKFACE COCK GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSHAT BLUMPKIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BALL SACK POLACK WANK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SUCK MY COCK RAT'S ASS CHAV HADJI FUCKING JUMP! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPUNK NIGGER TITS TONY LA RUSSA JERRY I WILL KILL YOU! SEX SON OF A BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS pen0r FRAK FUCK SMEG BASTARD THONG TASTER AMERICA ONLINE BATHING SUIT AREA GRINGO CUNT PEDOPHILIA TWAT FELCHMONKEY SHITBALLS FAGGOT JACKASS NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK WEHATEMARIO FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES FUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT LIKE A HORSE AUTOFELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE REDSKIN ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS DICK CHICKEN FAG PEEPEE DICKWAD PEDOPHILIA KRAUT JAP DICK PISSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK DICK BENSON SUCKS NIGGER TITS SMEG FUCKFACE BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD POOPOO PEDOPHILIA BUKKAKE DAMN DICK BUGGER CUNT FEWMETS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JUSTIN BIEBER DICKFACE MOCCASINS PISS TITTYWANK DOODIE HEAD SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER POLACK DIPSHIT TWAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL POOPOO I WILL END YOU! REDNECK GANGBANG QUEEF AY-AY-AY BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA DEVELOPERS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER PISS NEGRO FAG DIPSHIT DICKHEAD FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER BUNG-HOLE SON OF A BITCH ORGASM GRAPE PENIS NICARAGUA HELL ASSCRACK FUCKFACE WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS RAT'S COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RECTUM RAIDER BULLCRAP FRAK MILF DONGSHOVER FUCKBAG SHIT BUKKAKE RAT'S COCK JACK OFF FUCKTARD BOLLOCKS PUNANI FUCKWIT REDNECK RAPE FRIG CUNT RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO COCK CONAN O'BRIAN BUKKAKE GOD DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFACE PISS BIRD SHIT MONKEY BALLS DUNE COON SHIT SUGARTITS HADJI DUMBASS FRITZ BITCH SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD DAMN FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK NIGGER ASSHAT D'OH LOGJAMMER CRAP ON A STICK HEIL HITLER! NIPPLES FUCKER FOUR-EYES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN IT PRICK ASSHAT SPIC IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK DOG SHIT CUNNILINGUS ROSIE O'DONNELL RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHICKEN SHIT and with the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! and his PIG of girraffes in which BEAVER while reading about LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JIGGABOO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NAZI