Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's INJUN'FELCHING'DOUCHEBAG'I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST'MOTHERFUCKER'JACK OFF'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a YOU WANKER look at the BITCH talk page of this DICK article for notes or discussion before FRED PHELPS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BANGKOK neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOLY DUMB FUCK, sudden SHITSLINGING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLIT or LIMEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUMBASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELLATIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSEBADGERS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COMMUNIST DILDO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CONDOMS DONKEY PUNCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NICARAGUA utterFUCKance of socially SLOPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FIST FUCK television programs to address ASSCRACK Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPPY Tourette's is JOHN SMILEY FACE not to be CROTCH confused with SHAKOPEE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANKSPLAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISSHOLE random HELLFUCKER disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S COCK language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOWELHEAD FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive ASSHOLE quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the DILDO Author:

The CLEMEN Tourette's SAGGY TITS Research Institute was RICK MORANIS founded to BOOBIES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PRICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAMPONS article POOPOO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIECE OF SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DYKE Tourrette's sufferers JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST swear. You can ASSCRACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DONKEY DICK TV, for always focusing on the DICK CHICKEN bad side of a terrible YOUR MOM thing.
• The main DOUCHING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HONKY knee MILF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ART METAL PRODUCTS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FOUR-EYES school for DAMN IT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become INBRED manically depressed and SHITCOCK commit DOUCHING suicide.
• There is no BASTARD cure, and the CROTCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse GRINGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BELGIUM perodol" which caused my entire BLUMPKIN body to go BITCH numb and COCKSTUFFER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNNILINGUS it is without the RUSTY TROMBONE drug.

I am an active member of a KRAUT tourette syndrome CROTCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE the ICE CREAM public view of Tourettes as a "TONY LA RUSSA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for SPANK THE MONKEY "hi-jacking" your CLUSTERFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really TENTACLE RAPE annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANKSPLAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUCK A BIG DICK, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) BOOBIES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best ORGASM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HENTAI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. POWERSHIT Regards to Andrew COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The CUM bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my [EXPLETIVE] intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HOLY DUMB FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRAPPY and HORSE SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SPUNK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PAKI BAND WITH 4 BIRD IN THE HOUSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WALRUS SHIT HORSE! HOLY DUMB FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HOLY DUMB FUCK'S HOUSE

How JACKASS to SHITBALLS cure IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! the FUCKWIT Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAPTAIN CRUNCH for ASS Tourette's FUCKFUCKFUCK Syndrome CRAPFUCKER is FUCK YOU following DICK these DARTH VADER rules BONER in ABO order:

• 1: Avoid SPRINKLES immature REDNECK little DONKEY DICK kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK YOU within FUCKHEAD 10 PISSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT TAMPONS nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell CHINK yourself you IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

don't SHITTING DICK NIPPLES have GIVING HEAD this BITCH disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WEHATEMARIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HOLY DUMB FUCK last straw BITCH!

I fucking put BEANER' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DUNE COON the TOP OF YOGHURT CANNON THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BATMAN & ROBIN offensive. AAAAAAAAA!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIECE OF SHIT people who try NECROPHILIA to battle ARSE'NIGGER that tight-ass POO POO BLOWJOB 17-year-DICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGGER it now, but someone said FUCKING A' SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S ASS'WOODPECKERSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WIKIPEDIA is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHING CHONG CHINK Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles MOCCASINS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOUCHING stuff. So DONKEY PUNCHER that means TOTAL stop getting mad at the WANK first part too and CRAPMUNCHER talking about the I WILL KILL YOU! letter that it's BRUSH MA TEETH mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what MOLDY TITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOCKIE hi self WOP even made a really EMO good point. "It's FELCHING nothing more ALF from a head nod to a CRACKER knee tick". HITLER. Which I'll add SHIT onto JOHNNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKFACE suffer that JIGGABOO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BRITNEY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHICKEN SHIT be, because if I were a SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you FRED PHELPS Want facts, go on PEARL NECKLACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read BASTARD the freaking AUTOFELLATIO article anyway.

PISS ARTIST NAZI BASTARD BUKKAKE RIGHTS BULLSHIT YID MAMA MIA SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFACE

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BASTARD FUCK CUNTSWILLING FROG'S FAT ASS MICK YID SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT JOHNNY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA NIGGER GOOK FUCKWIT BALL SACK WANK BITCH HOT GRITS SHITE ASSBANDIT ALF ASS SHITSLINGING BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT FASHION BUG FIRECROTCH HELL RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT ASSHAT JACKASS BASTARD SUCK MY COCK DICKHEAD FUCKING A RECTUM RAIDER GRAPE PENIS NIPPLES FUCK THIS IS SPARTA! DICKLICK PRICK FEWMETS ASSFACE BITCH CRAPPY COCKGOBLIN FUCK A DUCK JUSTIN BIEBER HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CODEINE IS A QUEER LET'S SHIT NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER BOON DAMN IT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWAT HELL CUNT BUGGER ARSE HOSER BULLSHIT WALRUS SHIT TAMPONS GREASER JACKASS SHIT DAMN DICKFACE GOBSHITE ASS ASSHAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIPSHIT SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI YID TWAT PEARL NECKLACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD OSTRICH MY ASS MASTURBATION SHITTY FELCHING CRACKER LENS CRAFTERS JESSE McCARTNEY HO COMMUNIST DILDO ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD SHITSKIN GOD DAMN CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSWIPE FUCK SAGGY TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISSHOLE JERK OFF GOOK HOMO BUGFUCK DONKEY DICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE JERK OFF DICKHEAD WIENER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DIRTY SANCHEZ LIMEY YOU WANKER FROG FUCK HORSE SHIT LIMEY DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU TOSSER PORCH MONKEY DONALD RUMSFELD SHITCOCK TWAT SCUMBAG ABO HORSE SHIT ASS LICKER DOG FUCKER SHITCOCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FRIG FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG SHITHEAD NIGGER DARTH VADER BONER DAMN COLGATE DOUCHE SHITTY FUCKER DICK PORCH MONKEY FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU BIGNOSE PRICK DARTH VADER CUNT PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? CRAPPY CUNT ASSFACE SHITCOCK SAGGY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT BELLEND GOD DAMMIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIPPLES LOLCAT CRAP FUCK CHRISTHUMPER TAMPONS WOODPECKERSHIT TITMOUSE RAPE SCUMBAG CHUFF WIGGER FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER POMMIE LIMEY WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LIMEY CUNT BITCH DICKHEAD SHITTY MOZILLA FIREFOX PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS PUSSY POMMIE BOOBIES GENITALIA DAMMIT BRITNEY BASTARD PISS FUCK OFF SHITTY CUNT PUSSY WOP SHITFUCKER SACRAMENTO SHITE FLAMEVIPER FUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PENIS FUCKER ASSFACE HITLER BASTARD HORSE PENIS ASS FASCIST DILDO COLGATE TIMBER NIGGER ANAL BALLS NIGNOG HELLFUCKER WANKSPLAT NI WIENER DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF BIRD SHIT TWAT RAPE RAT'S COCK BEAVER BUGFUCK JOHN ELWAY BUTTFUCKER BITCH NEOPETS WANK SON OF A BITCH DILDO TITTIES POOPY HONKY BOOBS SEMPRINI REDSKIN [expletive deleted] WANKSPLAT ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK REDSKIN FELCHMONKEY HELL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSFACE ASS LICKER DARTH VADER DAMN IT MOLDY TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NORTH KOREA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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CLEMEN TITTIES FELLATIO SCUMBAG LENS CRAFTERS WANK PORCH MONKEY FUCKING JUMP! WANK SCUMBUCKET ASSHOLE STEVE BALLMER PISS DAMMIT WANK SEMEN TONY LA RUSSA MASTURBATION CUNT CRAPPER SAGGY TITS CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST FRIG FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FRITZ PIGFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT CRAPPER PUSSY WIGGER DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MONKEY SHIT FUCKER BANGKOK VENEREAL DISEASE MOLDY TITS DAMN IT SHIT CECIL JOHN RHODES NIGNOG FOUR-EYES ASSHAT WANK AMERICA ONLINE SUCK MY COCK FUCK FUCK BALLS FELLATIO [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNT EUROIPODS WANK BUKKAKE MICK DAMN JIGGABOO DICKHEAD DILDO FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SHIT YOU WANKER CUNT PEEPEE DICKLICK SHITE JERK OFF CROTCH KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS BUTTFUCKER SHIT BONER ASS SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK HEIL HITLER! TWAT NIHILISM RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN FUCK BITCH FUCKING SHITFUCKER TOTAL TITS POO POO BLOWJOB LIMEY MALL SANTA DOUCHEBAG HOSER CRAPFUCKER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER DAMN QUEEF BALL SACK MASTURBATION WANK MASTURBATION HELL ASSHAT BEANER PENISBIRD BALL SACK SHITHEAD HELL FAG PRICK FUCKTARD SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTY CROTCH CHIGGER YOGHURT CANNON GENITALIA WIKIPEDIA DICK SOD OFF FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN REBECCA BLACK PISS OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S ASS TUBA SHITHEAD JACKASS JIZZ HO BIG FOOT TIT DIRT TRANNY TITWANK PIGFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SLITTY EYES DICKFACE WANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKING BASEBALL CHIGGER PISS ARTIST DAMMIT FUCKWIT NI BELGIUM MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK ASSHAT BIRD SHIT DUNE COON KIKE BENCH PRESS SHITBALLS DAMN BOOBS TIT DIRT PUNANI CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER NECROPHILIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIGGER BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MOCCASINS ALF FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCKER NIPPLES DOUCHEBAG WANK FUCKFACE FUCKER BIRD SHIT DAMN DICKFACE SAND NIGGER DAMN SHITPISSER RAT'S COCK YID [expletive deleted] DELICIOUS CAKE HOT GRITS DONKEY PUNCHER WANK ASSWIPE PRICK INJUN JACKASS BITCH KNOBJOCKEY CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF FUCKING A MALARKY DUNE COON GRINGO TOWELHEAD FRIG TIT DIRT SUITCASE PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YID DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG DONGSHOVER SHITHEAD BASTARD ASSHOLE HENTAI CUM DEVELOPERS! JACKASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH CHOAD YOUR MOM ASS FASCIST TRANNY FUCKFACE FUCKTARD MICK PIG SHIT INBRED DUMBASS SOD OFF FUCK YOU BULLSHIT ARSE CLEMEN SUGARTITS CUNT DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT BLUMPKIN HOMO FUCK BELGIUM FUCKTARD DICK CHICKEN TUBA JACKASS HORSE PENIS ASS PISS OFF BALLS MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE FUCKFACE MARGARET THATCHER FU SPANG BATMAN & ROBIN DICK TITTIES JERK OFF CRAP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SCUMBAG SHIT BOB SAGET BIRD SHIT SHITBALLS DAMN ASSHAT SHITE TITWANK BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SHITHEAD AMERICA ONLINE ASS RECTUM RAIDER SCUMBUCKET DICKWAD NIGNOG HADJI FUCKTARD TITS PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER BALLS ASSHOLE BASTARD WETBACK FUCKING A SAND NIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS JERRY I WILL END YOU! POO POO BLOWJOB DICK DICK PISS NIPPLES MOLDY TITS BAT FUCK INSANE CAPTAIN CRUNCH AY-AY-AY SHITTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS BASTARD TITTIES FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA MICK CHIGGER CUNT CRAPPER PRICK CROTCH FUCKING A FLYING FUCK WILLY WONKA GANGBANG GOBSHITE CLUSTERFUCK CUNNILINGUS PEDOPHILIA FUCKER DICK BORDER HOPPER TWAT ASSFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEX MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITTY SHITSLINGING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUNANI SON OF A BITCH DESU PECKERHEAD JACK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TOWELHEAD BITCH MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! BOOBIES NIPPLES SIGMUND FREUD CHOAD FAGGOT GRINGO ASSWIPE HOMO INBRED BUNG-HOLE SNUFF PORN CLEVELAND STEAMER TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK WINDOWS VISTA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD DICK EMO DAGO RAINBOWS TOSSER MACACA FUCKING A DOG FUCKER SMILES JACK OFF DILDO FLYING FUCK DAMN CROTCH DIPSHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT DAMMIT FELLATIO CUNT WANKSPLAT DOUCHING O CANADA DAMN BITCH MACACA POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS COCKSUCKER PENISFUCK FUCKSTAIN CROTCH HADJI DOM DeLUISE CARPET MUNCHER SHITE FUCKTARD FUCKTARD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE TITS & DICKS PAKI SHIT DAMN IT CRAP ON A STICK PISS ARTIST JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO CHAV TITS WHORE POTTYMOUTH RAPE SHITTY DAGO HELL CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY LAKE TITICACA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK NIPPLES JACKASS I RAPE WALRUSES! WHORE BITCH BANGKOK MONKEY SHIT JOHNNY SHIT BULLCRAP BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX PENIS ON A BUN FUCKSTAIN CUNT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HAIL SATAN! AUTOFELLATIO MOCCASINS CUNT ASSHOLE HELL WIENER FRENCH TICKLER ASSCRACK FRIG BITCH FRED PHELPS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COON TITTIES MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS BOOBS REDSKIN DOUCHE DILDO MACACA MICK BEAVER AUTOFELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NEGRO PORCH MONKEY FAG FUCKFACE BEANER GANGBANG COON JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JACK OFF PISSHOLE BITCH CHINK SHITCUNTING SHITFACE SCROTUM BONER PIECE OF SHIT FRITZ BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT CRAP ASS DOUCHING BENSON SUCKS SHITE HAIL SATAN! WANKER SHITBALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NAZI JOHNNY BIRD SHIT DOUCHE WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH PISSHOLE TITWANK WANK PISS WIKIPEDIA INJUN HADJI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT WANK CRAP BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BITCH GOATSE TITTYWANK CHICKEN FRIES [Insert yet another person's name here] DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKTARD DOODIE HEAD SHIT POLAK DICKFACE MASTURBATION DICKFACE ASS BENSON SUCKS BULLSHIT ASSFACE YUKY DOODY JACKASS POLESMOKER CUNT LAPPER P'KANG DOUCHEBAG BUTT PIRATE ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU WANKER DAMN IT PICKANINNY HOMO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KIKE JACKASS SHIT BALL SACK AY-AY-AY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POOPY GREASER CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN CHENEY FUCKSTAIN ASS WALRUS SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! and his SHITTY of girraffes in which ANAL DIABETES while reading about MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT