Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKTARD'LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT'RUSTY TROMBONE'CRACKER'I RAPE WALRUSES!'ORGASM'YOUR MOM Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder MAMA MIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTERFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA suck my mothers words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN BOOBS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially BONG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S ASS television programs to address REDNECK Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS not to be GIVING HEAD confused with BUGFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COLGATE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I'LL RAPE YOU random PIECE OF SHIT disorientation, culturally-FUCK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FIST FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, SUGAR and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive SHITBALLS quantities POLACK of ANAL DIABETES CHING CHONG CHINK garbage.

Darnit.

A MOZILLA FIREFOX Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The MASTURBATION Tourette's MOLDY TITS Research Institute was COMMUNIST DILDO founded to DIRTY SANCHEZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MARY WHITEHOUSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIGNOSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ANAL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I LIKE SCHOOL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TV, for always focusing on the FELLATIO bad side of a terrible FAG thing.
• The main GO COUNT YOUR DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FOUR-EYES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHE knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TAFFY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEMEN school for PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HO sufferers to become GIVING HEAD manically depressed and GOD DAMN commit WANKER suicide.
• There is no DICKFACE cure, and the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SON OF A BITCH perodol" which caused my entire SHITTY body to go SEX numb and INCEST basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOODPECKERSHIT it is without the RUSTY TROMBONE drug.

I am an active member of a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT tourette syndrome REDSKIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WOP the I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS public view of Tourettes as a "NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIKIPEDIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD sorry for PORCH MONKEY "hi-jacking" your WIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUGFUCK this that really SACRAMENTO annoys me. I am working towards a I WILL KILL YOU! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GRIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a COON horrible disorder is (not) WOP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMMIT time.

Best BUGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LET'S SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an KOREA LOVER effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BOYCOTT VIACOM! Regards to Andrew SHITTY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The CUM bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you CHINK want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOCCASINS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my FUCKBAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FELCHMONKEY and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TURD BAND WITH 4 ASSFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKSTAIN HORSE! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'S HOUSE

How TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE to DOT HEAD cure GOATSE the BLOWJOB Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LET'S SHIT for SUCK MY DICK Tourette's HELL Syndrome JAP is SUCK MY COCK following OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH these VAGINA rules FLYING FUCK in DOG SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid TIT DIRT immature VAGINA little LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! kids,
• 2: Count to SPIC within BASTARD 10 FUCKSTAINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS CAUCASIANS GRAPE PENIS nor FUCKTARD talk,
• 4: Tell SON OF A BITCH yourself you POLAK don't CUNTING ASSCRACK have BULLSHIT this COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NAZI WITH NASTY BATHING SUIT AREA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHENEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! last straw BITCH!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD KISSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF SPUNK THIS REBECCA BLACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOOBS offensive. CRACKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FEWMETS people who try POLESMOKER to battle GOD BLESS AMERICA'TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE that tight-ass FRITZ 17-year-PISS OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HENTAI it now, but someone said HITLER' EMO DAMN'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING A is a laughing DONKEY PUNCHER matter. Plus there CLUSTERFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOOK Uncyclopedia, there are CHING CHONG CHINK articles PISS OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSE stuff. So CRAPPY that means CHAV stop getting mad at the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES first part too and PENIS ON A BUN talking about the POTTYMOUTH letter that it's CHINK mocking (what NIGGER letter? I don't even know what TITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BRITNEY hi self FUCKHEAD even made a really SHITHEAD good point. "It's FUCKHEAD nothing more CRAP ON A STICK from a head nod to a SHITBALLS knee tick". CHICKEN SHIT. Which I'll add FUCKHEAD onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK OFF suffer that DELICIOUS CAKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLUSTERFUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKHEAD be, because if I were a SEX Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKLICK hilarious. If you CHING CHONG CHINK Want facts, go on RAT'S COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKSTAIN be offended, don't read JAP the freaking DOUCHING article anyway.

POLESMOKER PISSHOLE '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000108-QINU`"' ASSHOLE PRICK SEX DAMN NIGGER TITS ASS GRASS MUD HORSE

BUGFUCK FELLATIO GOD BLESS AMERICA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PUNANI JACKASS TWAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PENISBIRD PENIS HEIL HITLER! BATHING SUIT AREA CHAV CUNT WANK FRITZ TAMPON IN MY ASS BOLLOCKS BOOBIES DAMN CRAPMUNCHER POOPY AUTOFELLATIO GANGBANG REBECCA BLACK TRANNY POTTYMOUTH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD ASS LICKER CHENEY SON OF A BITCH FUCKING DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK TITS SAND NIGGER JACKASS SHIT FUCK COCK GRIS SHIT ALEX TREBEK FUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN WANK PENISFUCK ASSWIPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SAND NIGGER LET'S SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE NEGRO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWISTY VAGINA DICK CHICKEN WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN JACKASS JAP POISON IN TOOTHPASTE SUCK MY DICK FAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK GYPSY DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL VENEREAL DISEASE WANKSPLAT ASSFACE RAT'S ASS BASTARD POWERSHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER [Insert silly non-swear here] BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER BANGKOK MARCH OF FLAMES CAMEL JOCKEY MILF PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE PENIS ON A STICK SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASSRAPING RAT'S COCK POMMIE FROG'S FAT ASS PRICK GARBAGE DAY! HITLER ASSWIPE GOBSHITE SOD DOUCHE CHIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFACE FRENCH TICKLER SUCK MY COCK COON TITS & DICKS TACO BITCH DICKLICK TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPFUCKER DOUCHE FUCK SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAPE WALRUS SHIT PISSHOLE FIST FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BALL SACK BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA DONGSHOVER DOUCHE NAZI SEX SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WALRUS SHIT CUM MOLDY TITS BUTTFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! DAMMIT CUNTRAG PRICK BASTARD COCK PISS UP MY ARSE KIKE BALLS BITCH GANGBANG FUCKING BENCH PRESS FUCKTARD CHIGGER SHIT COCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITFACE BITCH EMO DAMN BASTARD DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS TRANNY FUCK YOU YOU WANKER MASTURBATION DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY WANK SHITFACE GOATSE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! HOMO EUROIPODS CUNT DARTH VADER PEDOPHILIA TURD PISS OFF DAMN RAT'S COCK SOD CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT SCUMBAG MICK SHITSLINGING GOOK FELLATIO SUGARTITS SOD OFF YOUR MOM JACKASS SON OF A BITCH WIENER WILLY WONKA BIGNOSE CHOAD SHITTY DOUCHING SEMEN PISS OFF MY ASS POLAK MONKEY SHIT SHIT ARSE HEIL HITLER! SHITTY POMMIE SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING WALRUS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKHEAD MICK WETBACK CUNT HELL WOP DAMN MOCCASINS DAMMIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CRAP ON A STICK MACACA FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HONKY GOD DAMN DAMN JACKASS POMMIE SHITFUCKER TAMPONS P'KANG P'KANG RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG FASHION BUG CUM DIPSHIT DICK TITS MOTHERFUCKER CHINK HELL LOGJAMMER TITWANK LET'S SHIT SHIT CHENEY DOUCHETITS CUM ASSFACE DAMN BALLS ASSHAT NICARAGUA DOUCHE PISS HELLFIRE DYKE GREASER PUNANI BONG JACK OFF WANK FUCKBAG ORGASM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOD DAMN ASSHOLE CUM FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER CUM I'LL RAPE YOU POLESMOKER FAGGOT HELLFUCKER HORSE SHIT SCUMBAG CUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MILF PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING TRANNY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PENISBIRD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER FELCHING FUCKTARD DIPSHIT FUCK DICKHEAD FIRECROTCH SPIC KEEP SUCK MY DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME POMMIE FLAMING ASS BADGER TWAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK BEAVER FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FUCKSTAIN GOOK JACK OFF ARSE HONKY ANAL DIABETES WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! TRANNY PISS OFF MY ASS CC PLZ DIPSHIT PISS HITLER CANDY PRICK CRAPMUNCHER GENITALIA MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CLEMEN HELLFUCKER CLIT GOD DAMN FUCK KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHING PORCH MONKEY SAGGY TITS STRAWBERRY ASS BUKKAKE YID TURD NICARAGUA BONER DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE HITLER DILDO BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKHEAD PAKI PIECE OF SHIT KIKE SNUFF PORN PISS CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF DICKFACE AY-AY-AY CLIT TURD HORSE PENIS WANKER FUCKFACE HO FUCKFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN JACKASS CHRISTHUMPER SHIT FUCKER JIGGABOO WIGGER DOUCHING SPIC ASSCRACK BALLS PIGFUCKER DONKEY DICK BEANER CHUFF POLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD JOHN ELWAY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO HEIL HITLER! TITS WIENER SECOND BALLS BITCH SHITHEAD SEX FRIG NIPPLES CAMEL JOCKEY 1984 DAMN IT KAFFIR CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHOLE CLIT CHICKEN SHIT FELCHMONKEY SHITCUNTING HELL HONKY FLAMING ASS BADGER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKSTAIN FELCHING CUNTBUCKET JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF SHITCUNTING RAPE DICKFACE FELCHMONKEY NIPPLES BUGGER OFF CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK SHITCUNTING TITWANK SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE GYPSY ASS FUCK TRANNY MOCCASINS BASTARD SHITFUCKER TITWANK FELCHING MALARKY FUCKBAG BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST WIENER DOUCHEBAG MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! ASSWIPE SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS DAMN FUCKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI NEGRO POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK JOHN ELWAY ORGASM BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FRIG DAMN IT DOUCHE JUNGLE BUNNY PORCH MONKEY BUGFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS REDNECK BITCH FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD NECROPHILIA TACO CAMEL FUCKER CROTCH ASSHAT SHITFUCKER LIMEY FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOB SAGET CUNTSWILLING SON OF A BITCH FRITZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POMMIE CUNT JERK OFF SCROTUM BONG POOPY PUNANI WIKIPEDIA ARSE BITCH RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA ASS POO POO BLOWJOB INCEST FELLATIO BITCH ASS SHITE ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN BUKKAKE ARSE POMMIE CHOAD KRAUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ANUSCAKE BRITNEY BLOWJOB FUCK DAMN IT CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY JOHN ELWAY JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ BLUE PENIS! D'OH TITWANK CLUSTERFUCK CUNT GINGERBREAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT ASSRAMMER POLACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITE CHOAD HADJI BONER DICK CHICKEN TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE DYKE HELL DICKWAD SHITHEAD JIZZ SHITFACE POLAK NIGGER TITS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DICKFACE COON CRAP ON A STICK JACKASS SHIT NAZI PISS ARTIST JUNGLE BUNNY SEX SEX GOD BLESS AMERICA FOUR-EYES AMERICA ONLINE FUCKBAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MR WINKLER IS GAY ANAL FUCKTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHETITS RAGHEAD EPIDIDYMIS PISS OFF BORDER HOPPER HOT GRITS CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF BOON LIMEY RAT'S ASS WANKER BRUSH MA TEETH BITCH SCUMBAG DICK TITS DONKEY DICK GOAT DICK CUNT P'KANG SHITE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MARCH OF FLAMES DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK SHITBALLS AY-AY-AY BASTARD ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK COON FUCK INBRED SHIT WIKIPEDIA BELLEND WIENER GIVING HEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY DICK PICKANINNY VAGINA PISS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MACACA WIENER BATMAN & ROBIN LAKE TITICACA SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JACKASS FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS SCROTUM GANGBANG MASTURBATION BEAVER FRAK ASSFACE SHITSLINGING PIGFUCKER COCK DICKFACE DICK WANKER ASS FELCHING URINE-GARGLING BENCH PRESS PEACEFUL BALLS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WIKIPEDIA SCUMBAG JACKASS FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH ANUSCAKE SCROTUM CUNTYMINTS CHING CHONG CHINK MONKEY SHIT POLAK FUCK OFF FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT TRANNY TURD BRITNEY SUCK MY COCK TESTICLE CHOKE JACKASS FUCK CHOAD WETBACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JIZZ RAGHEAD SEX HONKY SHITBALLS DILDO WIGGER RAT'S COCK WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE CHUFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RUSKIE WOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NICARAGUA BAT FUCK INSANE HELL FUCKING A COCKSTUFFER HORSE SHIT COCKSHITTER BUGFUCK INBRED BUNG-HOLE JACKASS SHIT NEGRO SOD PEDOPHILIA BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT SOD FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FELCHING RAT'S COCK HORSE SHIT RAPE BOOBIES YID DAMN IT HAIL SATAN! FRIG NIGGER INBRED TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBIES THERE IS A CABAL TWAT FUCKING WIENER BONER ASS GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMMIT HO YOU WANKER NIGGER TITS EMO TWAT SHITPISSER CRAPMUNCHER SEX MICK CONDOMS SEX MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE KIKE POMMIE PIGFUCKER GOD DAMN RAPE HELLFIRE SHITFACE CRAP ON A STICK WHORE ASSHAT FUCKHEAD BALLS FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK BIRD SHIT BITCH BALLS FUCKING ARSE DAGO CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN FALSE BENSON FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS HELLFIRE PEEPEE RAT'S COCK SHIT CARPET MUNCHER TWAT HELL JACKASS PISS ARTIST NIGGER SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT WANK BALL SACK ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD FUCKER CUM SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITSLINGING TIT DIRT CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT [expletive deleted] WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING JUMP! CRAPFUCKER FRIG BONER KIKE BUTT-HOLE FENCE JUMPER KIKE DAMN CHOAD JERK OFF ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! FAGGOT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK OFF FUDGEPACKER BOOBIES FLYING FUCK CUNT CRAPPY WALRUS SHIT GOAT DICK SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ WEHATEMARIO [EXPLETIVE] ORGASM TURD INJUN FOUR-EYES YOU WANKER NIGNOG O CANADA SHITE CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD KISSER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JESSE McCARTNEY CHOAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CONDOMS ASS FASCIST DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER NIGGER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK EAT MY SHIT! I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DUMBASS ASSHAT FRENCH TICKLER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT COCKSUCKER YOGHURT CANNON CHICKEN SHIT FRED PHELPS PISS ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE STEVE BALLMER POLACK FUCK WIGGER TOWELHEAD OH SHI– RICK MORANIS DUMBASS SUGARTITS BULLSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! REDNECK HELL DICKHEAD ASSWIPE DAMN IT RANDY TRAVIS MALARKY FUCKSTAIN FUCKING I WILL END YOU! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST OH SHI– FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD YOUR MOM DAMN ALF PISS OFF TITTIES CAMEL FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LET'S SHIT DAGO SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD DICK BUTT PIRATE TITS FUCK OFF PICKANINNY BELGIUM TOURETTE'S SYNDROME THONG TASTER BUTTFUCKER JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKTARD CUNTRAG FUCK FRIG WINDOWS VISTA [Insert silly non-swear here] ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS BLUMPKIN NICARAGUA SHIT JOHNNY JENKEM SHIT BASTARD JERRY CHAV MOCCASINS GYPSY NIPPLES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS MARGARET THATCHER RUSKIE BASTARD CUM BULLCRAP GOOK SHIT O CANADA HATE HATE HAT DUMBASS PUSSY BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD PISS MARGARET THATCHER CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTYMINTS SHITFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER RUSKIE RAPE PISS FELCHING ORGASM FELLATIO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT CLIT BANGKOK ASSRAPING SAMUEL L. JACKSON HELLFUCKER GANGBANG PIGFUCKER CONDOMS BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK FIRECROTCH TIT DIRT SHITFUCKER BLUE PENIS! PISSHOLE GOD DAMN POWERSHIT POLAK JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HOMO DAMN REBECCA BLACK BALLS FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS SHITE FUCKFACE BEAVER ROSIE O'DONNELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING JUMP! CUNT SHITE CLEMEN SHITFACE CUNTSWILLING DAMMIT CHICKEN FRIES BUTT PIRATE CROTCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSCRACK BEANER BUGGER OFF BITCH SHITE INCEST BUTT-HEAD MALARKY JIZZ ASSHOLE SHITTY ASSFACE FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT ALEX TREBEK FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT SHITFACE ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! CLIT TUBA FUCK YOU JIGGABOO SMEG GOATSE SHITBALLS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKWIT ASSCRACK JUSTIN BIEBER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive THONG TASTER and with the JACK OFF and his SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM of girraffes in which BUTTFUCKER while reading about pen0r!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MONKEY'S UNCLE