Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CONDOMS'ASSWIPE'WANK'ARSE'TITWANK'FUCK'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FELCHMONKEY look at the GOD DAMMIT talk page of this TITS article for notes or discussion before PECKERHEAD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid AUTOFELLATIO, sudden THONG TASTER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE or HELL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFACE DOUCHE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKSTAIN utterFUCKance of socially DUMBASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK television programs to address PENISBIRD Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKHEAD Tourette's is TURD not to be ASSHAT confused with WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOT HEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SCROTUM random CAUCASIANS disorientation, culturally-AUTOFELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHINK language, FIST FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKSPLAT SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive POOPOO quantities BLOWJOB of ANAL DIABETES OSTRICH MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the SEX Author:

The WANK Tourette's COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Research Institute was FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK founded to BIRD SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAMEL JOCKEY article PIG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTING ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HONKY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers BRITNEY swear. You can JAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the ARSE bad side of a terrible PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT thing.
• The main DOUCHETITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GREASER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S ASS knee BLOWJOB NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKWAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGNOG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for GYPSY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNTSWILLING sufferers to become CHINK manically depressed and TUBA commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no PISS ARTIST cure, and the RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse PUNANI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS perodol" which caused my entire TWAT body to go DOG SHIT numb and MONKEY SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOMO it is without the JAP drug.

I am an active member of a BATMAN & ROBIN tourette syndrome GOD DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH public view of Tourettes as a "AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BANGKOK sorry for INBRED "hi-jacking" your MARY WHITEHOUSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TRANNY this that really DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a TAMPON IN MY ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACK ABRAMOFF, and making fun of a PICKANINNY horrible disorder is (not) FELCHMONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FRITZ time.

Best TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. YID Regards to Andrew VENEREAL DISEASE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The INCEST bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS OFF MY ASS punch him if you BEAVER want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine AUTOFELLATIO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITFUCKER and NEGRO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCUMBAG BAND WITH 4 DUMBASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POLESMOKER HORSE! AUTOFELLATIO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO AUTOFELLATIO'S HOUSE

How FASHION BUG to SPICY CUNT FUCK cure POTTYMOUTH the FUCKFACE Tourette's MOSES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for REDSKIN Tourette's GIVING HEAD Syndrome ARSE is CUNT following CAMEL JOCKEY these SHIT rules ASSHOLE in DONGSHOVER order:

• 1: Avoid SON OF A BITCH immature SCUMBAG little SHITCOCK kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within SPICY CUNT FUCK 10 TWATseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT nor DICKLICK talk,
• 4: Tell PORCH MONKEY yourself you DICK don't MOCKIE have PENIS this DAGO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLEMEN WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HUMAN RIGHTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the AUTOFELLATIO last straw I'LL RAPE YOU!

I fucking put RAT'S COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSHITTER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITTY the TOP OF JACKASS SHIT THIS CUNTING ASSCRACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD offensive. POLAK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try MILF to battle FUCKHEAD'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! that tight-ass JERK OFF 17-year-ARSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITCOCK it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' BUKKAKE DICKFACE'TENTACLE RAPE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NAZI is a laughing TWAT matter. Plus there MASTURBATION was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK OFF articles MACACA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FEATURED stuff. So PORCH MONKEY that means FUCK OFF stop getting mad at the ANUSCAKE first part too and PICKANINNY talking about the DONALD RUMSFELD letter that it's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL mocking (what TACO letter? I don't even know what POLAK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BELGIUM hi self SPANK THE MONKEY even made a really BIG FOOT good point. "It's LUV nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". JACK OFF. Which I'll add ARSEBADGERS onto SIGMUND FREUD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that DUMBASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YID it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a SOD OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMMIT hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on MARY WHITEHOUSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITWANK be offended, don't read RUSTY TROMBONE the freaking TURD article anyway.

FELCHMONKEY RUSTY TROMBONE COON DAMN IT GOATSE DOG FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAGHEAD DONKEY DICK [Insert stupid word you just made up here]

BUKKAKE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SEX TITWANK BUGGER BALLS FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER TOTAL SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE WANK DONKEY PUNCHER HELLFIRE DICK TITS SCROTUM TITS GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHIT HORSE PENIS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA GOD DAMMIT SPUNK NIPPLES GIVING HEAD CONDOMS NIGGER TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT HADJI CUM RUSKIE TITS & DICKS RUSKIE THONG TASTER DOUCHE COCKSUCKER FASHION BUG TUBA CLEMEN POWERSHIT CUNTSWILLING CUNT FUCKWIT NAZI DAMMIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HOMO CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF PISS OFF MY ASS PISS ARTIST URINE-GARGLING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL INBRED BEAVER BITCH CTHULHU FHTAGN JAP FUCKER PEDOPHILIA GO HOME AND DIE CRACKER RAPE JERK OFF SOD OFF SHIT CUM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING BLUMPKIN SHITCOCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HORSE SHIT WANK DICK CHICKEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHIGGER BASTARD PEEPEE SCROTUM LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUDGEPACKER CHIGGER CUNTSWILLING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENIS BIG FOOT BOOBIES CC PLZ GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FELCHING ORGASM WETBACK DOUCHEBAG BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER THONG TASTER ASSHOLE SOD CHOAD FENCE JUMPER TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN IT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PUNANI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKER DICK CHAV ASS SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTT PIRATE CHOAD ASS BORDER HOPPER SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HAIL SATAN! FUCKTARD ORGASM FIST FUCK DICKWAD FUCKWIT BOOBIES DAMN IT PISS FRIENDS FUCK CRAP ON A STICK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING SACRED DICK TITS CUNT ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUGGER OFF CHOAD BALLS WANK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] TOSSER JAP WETBACK O CANADA DOM DeLUISE BEAVER SACRAMENTO D'OH SAND NIGGER DONKEY DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS NIGGER DICKHEAD SHITSKIN BENCH PRESS TITS WHORE EXTRA LONG PENIS CRAP PISS CHINK REBECCA BLACK BONER POMMIE PIG JIGGABOO PISS OFF FAG DOT HEAD BOOBS CRAPPY MARY WHITEHOUSE CARPET MUNCHER COCK MONKEY SHIT JAP PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER BASTARD DOUCHETITS PIKACHU FUCKWIT JACK ABRAMOFF JIZZ NIGGER PISSHOLE DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! CLUSTERFUCK BEANER POOPOO NIPPLES YUKY DOODY SHITFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POMMIE MACACA TITS BUTTFUCKER BOB SAGET NI CROTCH DAMN IT CRAP BLUMPKIN SEX PISS HELL AMERICA ONLINE JOHN ELWAY TITTYWANK PEARL NECKLACE WANKSPLAT HIGH WAGES CUNNILINGUS BITCH SHITHEAD DIPSHIT FELCHING SHIT JACKASS BUNG-HOLE HORSE SHIT ASS LICKER CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG RAPE SHIT CUNTBUCKET RUSKIE ASSWIPE SHITCUNTING INJUN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT JIGGABOO FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKER POLAK ASSBANDIT SHITFUCKER PUSSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HONKY COCKSUCKER DONKEY DICK HELL POLACK BALLS CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG KAFFIR PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAT'S COCK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS lowercase BUGGER OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SUGARTITS JAP ASSHAT RAT'S ASS PUNANI BASTARD NIPPLES DAMN IT YID HELL DIPSHIT WOP I'LL RAPE YOU BANGKOK DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS ASSHOLE PENIS ON A STICK BOOBIES CUNTRAG GRAPE PENIS SHITHEAD REDSKIN FUCK NIGGER BUGGER OFF FAGGOT PISS ARTIST COCKSHITTER BASTARD SHITTY CROTCH FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF A BITCH MAMA MIA CHINK BALLS BUTTFUCKER BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD FUCK FUCK OFF FUCKING DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT BLOWJOB WOODPECKERSHIT PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER GOD DAMMIT SHIT SCUMBAG ARSEBADGERS FUCK NIGGER SEX FUCK ASSHOLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD NIHILISM SUCK MY COCK BOOBIES JACKASS NIGNOG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PEDOPHILIA MARCH OF FLAMES MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCROTUM JACKASS HO CARPET MUNCHER COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY DICK CHICKEN DONGSHOVER SHITSLINGING SHITCUNTING PORTUGAL MOTHERFUCKER TACO POWERSHIT SACRAMENTO TITTIES RAT'S COCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BENCH PRESS LENS CRAFTERS CAMEL FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT LIMEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOM DeLUISE TITS & DICKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! ASSWIPE ASSCRACK WANK RUSKIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACKASS SHITFACE TIT DIRT SHITFACE COCK SEX HORSE SHIT JACKASS SHIT TITTIES PAKI SHITTY ASSCRACK INBRED JACKASS HELL JOHN ELWAY SHITFACE TITTIES ASS DUMBASS ASSWIPE AMERICA ONLINE HAIL SATAN! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT TWAT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BAT FUCK INSANE AY-AY-AY SHIT SHITFUCKER RUSKIE DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FAG TITTIES NIGGER DAMN DICKLICK YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD BUGFUCK TITTIES BIGNOSE GANGBANG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TWAT CONDOMS POOPY FUCKHEAD DICK ARSE BOB SAGET ASS WANK WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE HADJI FUCKWIT JIZZ WANK BITCH MACACA ABO SHITBALLS NIPPLES SPUNK DICKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITS BOON TWAT SON OF A BITCH KRAUT GOBSHITE SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BIRD SHIT FUCKING SHITHEAD CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSRAMMER TITS GO HOME AND DIE FUCK FRENCH TICKLER SHIT SHIT DILDO JERK OFF ASSHOLE ASS BASTARD CUNTRAG TUBA DAMN FUCKING MASTICATION FOR THE NATION SHITE DYKE MARGARET THATCHER DYKE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE COON CAMEL JOCKEY DICKLICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA INJUN O CANADA BITCH HAIL SATAN! FUCK FRED PHELPS ASS CUNTYMINTS FUCKTARD SHITE FUCK NUGGET SHITSLINGING STUDENT RIOTS CRAP CUNTYMINTS GANGBANG BITCH TITS SCROTUM ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHAT SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JOHNNY DAMN IT FUCK YOU SHITPISSER ASSHAT [Insert swear here] CARPET MUNCHER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD KISSER SHIT ASSHOLE DICKFACE DAMN POOPOO SHIT YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUSSYLICKER CUNT JERRY SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOCCASINS CUNNILINGUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WOP ANAL DIABETES PISS TOSSER BOOBS RAT'S ASS NIPPLES FUCK POOPY BUGGER OFF BORDER HOPPER SHIT NAZI BELLEND BITCH BUTT PIRATE PRICK NECROPHILIA CONAN O'BRIAN PIGFUCKER JACKASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WHORE KIKE COCKSUCKER AAAAAAAAA! CHOAD KISSER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN WANK FRAK SHITHEAD BUGGER SHITTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GRINGO JACK OFF BOOBS PRICK RAT'S COCK BOOBS JUMPING JESUS!!! CHENEY DICKFACE INCEST DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE COCKSHITTER QUEEF BATHING SUIT AREA I WILL KILL YOU! FRENCH TICKLER BUTTFUCKER FUCKER BIGNOSE CHIGGER IN SACREMENT POLESMOKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JACK ABRAMOFF FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT PISS MALARKY MOCCASINS SCROTUM DICK TITS BASTARD CUNT DUMBASS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY CUNT LAPPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING JUMP! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HAIL SATAN! POMMIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE TAMPONS FENCE JUMPER TWAT SOD OFF SEX BULLCRAP JIGGABOO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TACO POLAK TOWELHEAD FEMADOM RUSKIE TWISTY VAGINA SHIT FUCKER FUCK JACKASS SAGGY TITS ASSHAT FUCKING A FUCK OFF FAGGOT DARTH VADER DAMMIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT PENIS BASTARD SPANK THE MONKEY PISS ARTIST NIGGER CUNT WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN STEVE BALLMER MALL SANTA ASS DOUCHETITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANKSPLAT CLIT SOD OFF CUNT DAMN FUCKSTAIN AMERICA ONLINE ORGASM FUCKING A RAT'S COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK FUDGEPACKER KIKE GENITALIA PENIS TAMPONS JERRY MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN ARSE KNOBJOCKEY SHITE HELL GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD suck my mothers STEVE BALLMER CHICKEN SHIT ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EMO CRAPFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMMIT ASSRAPING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT O KURWA! YOU WANKER DAMN BOON BLUE PENIS! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD JIZZ BUGGER OFF ASSRAPING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HAIL SATAN! ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK FIRECROTCH POMMIE PENIS ON A BUN FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE ASSHAT FUCKING SPIC INBRED DOUCHEBAG CHENEY SHITE BLUMPKIN AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD FAG DAMMIT SHITSLIDE DOUCHEBAG CUNT BUKKAKE CHINK CUM BRITNEY SHITCOCK HOLY DUMB FUCK GOOK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK DICKHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD FRIG FUCK ASSFACE BITCH RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH WANK CHIGGER DOG SHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A COCK MACACA AMERICA ONLINE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FALSE BENSON SOD OFF FUCKWIT FUCKING [expletive deleted] CHOAD NIPPLES BLOWJOB BONER DAGO DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BEAVER CRAP FUCKWIT DILDO AOL IPs DEVELOPERS! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS DUMBASS INCEST DYKE DYKE ANUSCAKE OSTRICH MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS PEDOPHILIA TITS & DICKS NAZI JOHNNY SHITTY HATE HATE HAT YOU WANKER DYKE CRACKER FUCK FUCK OFF BULLCRAP DICK IN A BOX DICKHEAD PISS OFF OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNTRAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNTSWILLING EPIDIDYMIS BOOBIES DAMN FUCK YOU TOSSER FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING DICK CHICKEN TAFFY TITS & DICKS NIGGER CLIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TAMPON IN MY ASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT HAIL SATAN! PISS OFF MY ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WHORE ARSE VANDAL FRIG SHIT DAMN GYPSY BITCH SHITCOCK SHITTY NEGRO WANK FELLATIO MASTURBATION NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER POMMIE BEAVER I RAPE WALRUSES! GIVING HEAD SHITFACE GRINGO CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TRANNY TITS CLIT FUCKHEAD PEEPEE BEAVER PISS OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS FELCHING JUMPING JESUS!!! RAT'S COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITTYWANK CLUSTERFUCK BALLS LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS GOBSHITE DAMN IT BELLEND ASS FASCIST FUCKTARD SHITTY JOHN ELWAY DAMN PISS ARTIST JAP CHENEY FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER ANUSCAKE NECROPHILIA DAMN DAMN IT JIZZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER JIGGABOO FUCK YOU FUCKTARD lowercase YOU WANKER ASSCRACK POTTYMOUTH ASSRAPING WIENER MOCCASINS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT PEDOPHILIA BALLS BULLSHIT DAMN IT ASS CLIT JOHN ELWAY WANK FLYING FUCK JUMPING JESUS!!! ASSBANDIT TOSSER FAG SHITE YID LIMEY POLACK BITCH NAZI JACK OFF BUGFUCK MONKEY SHIT ASS SHAKOPEE PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT JAP CRAPFUCKER TITS & DICKS FUCKING MICK TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY JACKASS TWAT CHICKEN FRIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING FUCK PAKI GOD DAMMIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF DAMMIT WANKSPLAT COCKSUCKER BITCH ORGASM JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKING A SHITSLINGING ARSE SEX PIGFUCKER SHIT ASSRAPING INJUN LOGJAMMER CUNNILINGUS HAIL SATAN! GRIS RAPE MALARKY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD SAGGY TITS CHINK ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBUCKET KNOBJOCKEY YOU WANKER YOU WANKER ARSE FUCKFACE ASS FUCKING SHITCOCK ASS FUCKING BASEBALL DOUCHING SHITE PEEPEE CUNT FUCKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCK MONKEY BALLS SCROTUM ASSFACE CHOAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WHITE RIGHTS I'LL RAPE YOU MARCH OF FLAMES HO CROTCH VAGINA PUSSY HELL DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ARSE SCUMBUCKET CUNTYMINTS TIT DIRT TIT SPRINKLES JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE SEMEN NIPPLES SHITFUCKER HOMO INBRED PIECE OF SHIT BULLCRAP IT'S OVER 9000! WHORE CUNT FUCKER NIPPLES SHITTY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DELICIOUS CAKE PUSSYLICKER MONKEY SHIT DAMN SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER SOD WANKER NAZI MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF BALLS LOGJAMMER SHIT FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT FUCKER BUGGER OFF SCUMBAG FUCK OFF CUNT SHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE MOCKIE I'LL RAPE YOU WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNTSWILLING CUNT RAPE DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD DICKLICK TOSSER DICKFACE CAPITALISM ABO ASSFACE [Insert swear here] WIENER PUSSYLICKER DOM DeLUISE ASS RECTUM RAIDER CHIGGER PICKANINNY FRAK GYPSY BOB SAGET WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JOHN ELWAY RAPE CLIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT RAPE FUCKBAG EARS OF CHRIST WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPFUCKER NAZI CRAP SHIT CUNT SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS POOPY FROG'S FAT ASS BOLLOCKS FLYING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK FUCK FUCKING 666 REDSKIN PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMN HOMO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the DONKEY PUNCHER and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK while reading about FRIG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MARY WHITEHOUSE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DONKEY DICK