Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NECROPHILIA'FUCKTARD'JUNGLE BUNNY'ASSHOLE'HORSE SHIT'PENIS'GO COUNT YOUR DICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHINK neurochemical FUCK disorder CRAPMUNCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TIT SPRINKLES, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITCOCK or DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAGHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACK ABRAMOFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GRINGO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DEVELOPERS! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WIENER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANK CHOAD KISSER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFACE utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MASTURBATION television programs to address FUCK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's is BELLEND not to be NIGNOG confused with RUSKIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUSSYLICKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING A random JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS disorientation, culturally-DUMBASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITBALLS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKTARD language, FUCK OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POMMIE GREASER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTTFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.

Darnit.

A VENEREAL DISEASE Polite Note to the WANK Author:

The PEEPEE Tourette's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Research Institute was GO HOME AND DIE founded to IT'S OVER 9000!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRACKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WOODPECKERSHIT article HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GENITALIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INCEST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DUMBASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers SCRATCH! GROUNDER! swear. You can CONAN O'BRIAN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the INJUN bad side of a terrible INBRED thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING A' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOON knee PICKANINNY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUTT PIRATE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BIGNOSE school for DONKEY PUNCHER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become CUNTBUCKET manically depressed and SUGARTITS commit THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE suicide.
• There is no GANGBANG cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the ROSIE O'DONNELL tics often have adverse CLUSTERFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy perodol" which caused my entire PISS OFF body to go LAKE TITICACA numb and BIRD SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the DICK CHICKEN drug.

I am an active member of a SPUNK tourette syndrome HORSE SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS the DOUCHE public view of Tourettes as a "HELLFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSWIPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TOSSER sorry for SHITE "hi-jacking" your CARPET MUNCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAGO this that really FRENCH TICKLER annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIGGER, and making fun of a DIPSHIT horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK IN A BOX time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROG'S FAT ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. CRAP ON A STICK Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The BUGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU WANKER punch him if you BULLSHIT want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN IT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my CRAPPY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TIT SPRINKLES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTING DICK NIPPLES and LENS CRAFTERS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ANUSCAKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIGGER BAND WITH 4 BAD MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HORSE! TIT SPRINKLES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TIT SPRINKLES'S HOUSE

How ASS to FLAMEVIPER cure BENCH PRESS the BULLSHIT Tourette's PAKI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for DAMN Tourette's TWAT Syndrome DICKFACE is CUNT following PENIS these PUSSY rules JACKASS in FELLATIO order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature FELCHING little MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE kids,
• 2: Count to UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! within GOD DAMN 10 PISS UP MY ARSEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH POTTYMOUTH nor SEMEN talk,
• 4: Tell SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY yourself you COCKING FUCKBOROUGH don't PISS have FASHION BUG this POMMIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FELCHING WITH NASTY NECROPHILIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ARSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TIT SPRINKLES last straw TITWANK!

I fucking put CLIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GO COUNT YOUR DICK the TOP OF TITTYWANK THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HADJI offensive. HORSE SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITCOCK people who try FUCKING A to battle GO HOME AND DIE'REBECCA BLACK that tight-ass MONKEY SHIT 17-year-AUTOFELLATIO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DILDO it now, but someone said FELCHING' HOT GRITS RUSTY TROMBONE'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POTTYMOUTH is a laughing [expletive deleted] matter. Plus there MACACA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKFACE Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSMOKER articles FELCHING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHAKOPEE stuff. So DYKE that means BALLS stop getting mad at the HOMO first part too and SEMEN talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's ARSE mocking (what JAP letter? I don't even know what DOG FUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS hi self BASTARD even made a really DOUGHNUT PUNCHER good point. "It's FUCKFUCKFUCK nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a FUCKER knee tick". FUCKWIT. Which I'll add ASSHOLE onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIRTY SANCHEZ suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSWIPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SON OF A BITCH be, because if I were a BELLEND Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITSKIN hilarious. If you POLAK Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MONKEY'S UNCLE be offended, don't read TENTACLE RAPE the freaking RAPE article anyway.

YOU WANKER TWAT HORSE SHIT RAPE MALARKY MALARKY GOD DAMMIT FUCK DAMN YOU WANKER

PORCH MONKEY MOCKIE JACK ABRAMOFF I CAN AFFORD FOOD WANK FIST FUCK CUM RAT'S COCK ASSHAT DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK RICK MORANIS HAIL SATAN! 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOAT DICK FUCK YOU SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD PISS ARTIST DOUCHEBAG DOUCHEBAG FAG BASTARD FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! SOD OFF BONER DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER SHIT FELCHMONKEY SNUFF PORN ASS WALRUS SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS SHIT CUNTSWILLING CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK FELLATIO [Insert swear here] SHIT TITS TOTAL LIMEY SHITTY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFACE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GOD DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BUKKAKE WIKIPEDIA CHINK RAT'S ASS CUNT ASSHOLE POTTYMOUTH WEHATEMARIO DICK TITS WEHATEMARIO TWAT REBECCA BLACK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS CUNT DUNE COON FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS HATE HATE HAT GENITALIA SCROTUM BITCH GANGBANG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE FELCHING ASS LICKER JACK OFF I WILL KILL YOU! REDSKIN ASSCRACK FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFACE ASS BASTARD SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN NIGGER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DAMN IT CRACKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD GOD DAMN WIENER PIECE OF SHIT BUKKAKE SPIC BUNG-HOLE BOOBS GOATSE FUCKTARD MACACA BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUTTFUCKER ASS PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING CLIT CUNTSWILLING SHITE ASS PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CHENEY FUCK FAG FUCKER BUKKAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN CC PLZ COCK DICKHEAD EAT MY SHIT! [Insert silly non-swear here] ASS WANK CHIGGER BONG SHIT PUSSY WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST HENTAI FUCK GIVING HEAD HELL ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PRICK NEGRO SAGGY TITS FU SPANG HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY! ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BUGFUCK FUCK PEARL NECKLACE BITCH WIKIPEDIA POMMIE MILF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS NEGRO SON OF A BITCH BASTARD SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL TITTYWANK BATHING SUIT AREA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH FUCK BUTTFUCKER WOP MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK WANKER JACKASS SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT INBRED BULLCRAP WALRUS SHIT BUGGER HEIL HITLER! DOUCHETITS BLUMPKIN FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS O CANADA NEGRO TURD GYPSY BUKKAKE FUCK FUCKTARD ASSHAT JIZZ DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK OLD CHRIST OF A GO HOME AND DIE ALF SOD SHITHEAD JERRY SUCK MY COCK TITMOUSE RAT'S ASS DAMN BOOBS HAIL SATAN! BONER HO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JAP NIPPLES CRAPFUCKER ASSWIPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK WANKSPLAT FUCKER TITS BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER WANK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE LIMEY [expletive deleted] ANAL CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ASS FASCIST SEMEN CLIT SHITFUCKER HOT GRITS BEANER PEDOPHILIA RAPE AUTOFELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS HONKY BASTARD BULLCRAP FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY ARSE SAND NIGGER TWAT FUCKFACE BOOBIES SUGARTITS JIGGABOO TRANNY DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX MICK DICKFACE PUSSY TAFFY SHIT NI DOT HEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK OFF BLOWJOB BULLCRAP SPICY CUNT FUCK PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JAP NIGGER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH JOHN ELWAY TOSSER SHITE PENIS ON A BUN FUCKTARD O CANADA SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN IN SACREMENT BUNG-HOLE YOUR MOM FUCK YOU MELAMINE CROTCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHINK MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK INCEST POTTYMOUTH SHITSLINGING PEEPEE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHAV FUCKTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PICKANINNY RUSKIE BONER DICKHEAD FROG ASSHAT WIENER BRITNEY JOHNNY DAMN TOTAL FUCKHEAD ASS REDSKIN NIGGER ASS CAMEL FUCKER DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLSHIT SUCK MY COCK SPIC SHIT WIENER SUCK MY COCK suck my mothers BITCH DUMBASS YOU WANKER DYKE ASS FIST FUCK BOLLOCKS TWAT HELLFIRE FEATURED HELL REDSKIN BITCH ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING DOUCHING BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSKIN NI BUTT-HOLE DAMN PISS MOCCASINS [Insert yet another person's name here] PECKERHEAD HELL SPIC TITS CUNNILINGUS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSRAPING COLGATE BEAVER WILLY WONKA FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT FUCK YOU WANK WANK CAMEL JOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HUEY P. NEWTON WANK SEX REDSKIN WANK TITWANK POMMIE ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH WANK MOLDY TITS FRED PHELPS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKHEAD TAMPONS ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS FROG ARSEBADGERS SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKSMOKER HITLER COCKSTUFFER CLEMEN BORDER HOPPER GOBSHITE SHITHEAD WANK NAZI ASSHAT TITTIES DOUCHE NAZI SHITBALLS SAGGY TITS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT SHITHEAD FUCK KIKE CARPET MUNCHER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YOUR MOM HELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NECROPHILIA CUNT WIKIPEDIA TWAT COMMUNIST DILDO GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING CHIGGER FUCKTARD JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN SHIT COCKSMOKER GO HOME AND DIE MONKEY SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS URINE-GARGLING SLOPE DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD JACKASS REDSKIN MAMA MIA GOBSHITE GOD DAMN PISS MALARKY POMMIE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] WALRUS SHIT CHOAD KISSER JACKASS SHIT JIGGABOO WIKIPEDIA DONKEY DICK DUMBASS BIG FOOT KIKE DAMNATION TURD SUGARTITS JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFACE I WILL END YOU! MONKEY'S UNCLE SHIT DUNE COON TITS & DICKS ASSFACE CUNT CRAPPER BOLLOCKS I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNTYMINTS FUCKING PISS OFF BOON FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY JOHN ELWAY BOOBS WANK HONKY NAZI PRICK GOATSE SHITFACE MUGABE'S MOMMA FRED PHELPS NIGGER SHITBALLS GRIS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? ASSCRACK ASSHAT SHITTY FUCK CLIT TACO NI CUNT BALL SACK CHICKEN SHIT FUCK DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING GENITALIA PICKANINNY SHITE VAGINA [expletive deleted] BITCH SHITTY COON ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER HELL FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER KIKE TAMPONS ASSHAT PICKANINNY FUCK BORDER HOPPER SHIT GYPSY I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN FUCK OFF SHITFACE DICKHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKER LICK PUSSY SOD CUNTRAG HELL ORGASM SLOPE MOTHERFUCKER TITS ASSHOLE ARSE SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! WIENER PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT ASSHOLE MARY WHITEHOUSE I AM CORNHOLIO! FLYING FUCK PISS SNUFF PORN HADJI SOD OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY TAMPONS SEX ASS ASSCRACK SHITCOCK HEIL HITLER! YOU WANKER BASTARD DOT HEAD BALL SACK PISS OFF WIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JACK OFF FUCKING CAPTAIN CRUNCH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY DOUCHE DIPSHIT WIGGER RAT'S COCK SHIT WANK CHOAD FUCK YOU LOGJAMMER WALRUS SHIT PISS ARTIST BASEBALL JERRY FUCKING ASSFACE BITCH NIGGER PISS UP MY ARSE SHITCOCK NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH DOM DeLUISE DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH CHENEY FLYING FUCK MALARKY SEX COON POOPOO PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK GOOK DIPSHIT WALRUS SHIT BOOBS ASSFACE URINE-GARGLING CHAV EUROIPODS GO HOME AND DIE FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD KISSER CHICKEN FRIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FROG SHITSLINGING INCEST BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK HONKY DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS P'KANG CUNT BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU HAIL SATAN! CHIGGER CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY HOLY DUMB FUCK JENKEM PORCH MONKEY DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUGFUCK BOOBS CRAP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE BITCH CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES TITWANK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS LET'S SHIT CLEMEN CUNT CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT SHITTY GYPSY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GIVING HEAD ASS ASSFACE HENTAI FUCKHEAD BUGGER OFF ASS FASCIST [expletive deleted] REDNECK FUCKER BUTT-HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOZILLA FIREFOX CLEMEN FUCKER DICKFACE SHITTY JOHNNY POLACK TITWANK SPANK THE MONKEY WIKIPEDIA WIENER PEARL NECKLACE HOMO FAGGOT HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS FELLATIO WOP WANK ASSWIPE JIZZ PUSSYLICKER GENITALIA INBRED SHITE BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS CONDOMS RICK MORANIS SHIT FUCK DICKFACE FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN SEX TRANNY DUMBASS LET'S SHIT SHITTY LET'S SHIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 VAGINA WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMN SHITHEAD TACO PEDOPHILIA CHOAD SEMEN ASSFACE LET'S SHIT DICKWAD CRAPPY SMEG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DONALD RUMSFELD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TIBET DOUCHE NAZI JOHN SMILEY FACE SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF KIKE ORGASM SHITHEAD DAMN ASSWIPE FELCHING CARPET MUNCHER ASS MOLDY TITS POLESMOKER BONER NAZI DOUCHETITS EPIDIDYMIS ARSE CHIGGER DAMN IT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOOBS SMEG PENISBIRD SHITFUCKER FELCHING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET TITTIES BITCH FUCKSTAIN BEANER BALLS SHIT DOG FUCKER NIGGER WANK CHICKEN FRIES DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS RAGHEAD PICKANINNY FLYING FUCK PISS OFF TITS & DICKS DUMBASS ANAL DOG SHIT FUCKING FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPON IN MY ASS MILF FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT FUCKER ANUSCAKE HELL GREASER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT CLEMEN EMO NAZI STRAWBERRY ASS PISSHOLE 666 FUCKWIT GRINGO ASS FUCKER BUTTFUCKER I WILL END YOU! CARPET MUNCHER CRAPFUCKER NAZI BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITE SHITBALLS SHAKOPEE O CANADA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE ASS LUV RICK MORANIS POLAK FUCKTARD POLACK DAMN SHITTY BONER ASS SPUNK TITS WILLY WONKA ASSHOLE CUNT SIGMUND FREUD CLUSTERFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY BASTARD SEX SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCKFUCKFUCK CLUSTERFUCK WIENER MACACA CUNT CROTCH TITS & DICKS FOUR-EYES SOD THONG TASTER [EXPLETIVE] ASSFACE RAPE AAAAAAAAA! SHITCUNTING PISS CRAP SOAPY TITWANK BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SEX ASS CHENEY PRICK RAT'S ASS CLIT SUGARTITS LET'S SHIT FUDGEPACKER RAT'S COCK FUCKING JUMP! CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHAKOPEE ASSHOLE GOD DAMN GOATSE DICKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS DICK CRACKER GOD DAMN BASTARD NICARAGUA POTTYMOUTH CARPET MUNCHER FUCK DUMBASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COCK LET'S SHIT BEAVER DONGSHOVER CUNNILINGUS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH ARSE DOUCHETITS GOOK FUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRAK and with the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS and his FELLATIO of girraffes in which FUCK A DUCK while reading about FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITSLINGING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SCRATCH! GROUNDER!