Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'BASTARD'CHOAD'PENISFUCK'TRANNY'SHAKOPEE'SHITSLINGING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FEMADOM look at the SHIT talk page of this KAFFIR article for notes or discussion before ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKWAD neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden FUCK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or CROTCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NECROPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FEMADOM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTTFUCKER RAPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POLESMOKER utterFUCKance of socially IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

CHINK Tourette's is FUCKING not to be LOLCAT confused with CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOMO random MASTURBATION disorientation, culturally-PUSSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF A BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, SHITSLIDE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive COON quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES DOG FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the QUEEF Author:

The SHITTY Tourette's ASS Research Institute was SHAKOPEE founded to I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIECE OF SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHAKOPEE article DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INJUN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about THONG TASTER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourrette's sufferers WANKSPLAT swear. You can MOCCASINS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHE TV, for always focusing on the BLUE PENIS! bad side of a terrible PRICK thing.
• The main MOCKIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DUNE COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUMBASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TOTAL knee BALLS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SUCK MY DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTTFUCKER school for BUTTFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHICKEN SHIT sufferers to become DOUCHE manically depressed and BITCH commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no DUMBASS cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse FLYING RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHE perodol" which caused my entire COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT body to go FEWMETS numb and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOCCASINS it is without the CAPTAIN CRUNCH drug.

I am an active member of a SHITTY tourette syndrome CRAPMUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the WIENER public view of Tourettes as a "[expletive deleted] swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JAP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your FUCKSTAIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like IN SACREMENT this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a TOWELHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALLS, and making fun of a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE horrible disorder is (not) DELICIOUS CAKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YID time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “EPIDIDYMIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. TOWELHEAD Regards to Andrew DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT CRAPPER punch him if you WANKER want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF A BITCH saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JERK OFF and WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TURD BAND WITH 4 MASTURBATION MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A URINE-GARGLING HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How FENCE JUMPER to PUNANI cure BUTTFUCKER the PENIS Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome FUCKING A is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA following SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS these FAG rules KRAUT in WANK order:

• 1: Avoid TWAT immature FEMADOM little QUEEF kids,
• 2: Count to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS within BITCH 10 Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TIMBER NIGGER HONKY SUCK A BIG DICK nor BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA talk,
• 4: Tell RAPE yourself you NECROPHILIA don't FUCKBAG have DOG SHIT this ASSHAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw SCROTUM!

I fucking put BELGIUM' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORGASM the TOP OF CRAP THIS BONER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REDNECK people who try WIGGER to battle DOG FUCKER'FUCKBAG that tight-ass WOODPECKERSHIT 17-year-ASS FASCIST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POMMIE it now, but someone said PISS OFF' SAND NIGGER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST is a laughing NEGRO matter. Plus there TWAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUTTFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles FROG'S FAT ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching QUEEF stuff. So SHIT that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA first part too and PIGFUCKER talking about the STEVE BALLMER letter that it's SHITE mocking (what CHOAD KISSER letter? I don't even know what ASSHAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self WANK even made a really TIMBER NIGGER good point. "It's INCEST nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a FUCKHEAD knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add BUTT-HEAD onto DOUCHING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OSTRICH MY ASS suffer that QUEEF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WARNER MUSIC GROUP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a SEMEN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE hilarious. If you SHITBALLS Want facts, go on DAMN IT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FRIG be offended, don't read FUCK OFF the freaking GOD DAMMIT article anyway.

BUGGER SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU MASTURBATION MOCCASINS BALLS DAMN BLOWJOB ASS PENIS

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JOHNNY MOCCASINS SCROTUM DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET GOD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY MARGARET THATCHER NIGGER CUNT PICKANINNY FUCKING MONKEY SHIT THONG TASTER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHRIST OF TABERNACLE MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF COON CHINK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH SHITFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLIDE SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK I'LL RAPE YOU WANKSPLAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICKFACE DYKE SHITSKIN DIPSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH EUROIPODS SHITHEAD PICKANINNY FUCK OFF PISS FUCKSTAIN WIENER BASTARD JAP CRACKER JACKASS SHIT CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BANGKOK VANDALISM IS COOL TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY PISS ARTIST MILF PIG FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LAKE TITICACA DAMN FUCKFACE BALLS ASS COON SHITHEAD MOCCASINS JACKASS PUSSY YOU WANKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT NICARAGUA CLEVELAND STEAMER NAZI SHITFACE TAMPONS TITTYWANK SHUT UP, MEG! suck my mothers Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BOOBS and with the FUCKSTAIN and his DONKEY DICK of girraffes in which PISS OFF while reading about FUCKWIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOOK