Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHINK'BIRD SHIT'ASSFACE'MONKEY SHIT'HORSE SHIT'DICKFACE'PUSSY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WOODPECKERSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder HORSE PENIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITBALLS, sudden JACKASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CRAPFUCKER or AMERICA'S GREAT! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BIGNOSE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITS & DICKS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRAK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially 30 CASES OF PICKLES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address SCUMBAG Tourette's syndrome.

BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette's is ASSBANDIT not to be FUCK OFF confused with NIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying YOU WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FOUR-EYES random FROG disorientation, culturally-CC PLZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SACRAMENTO language, INJUN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSRAPING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YOU souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities BUTTFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES TITWANK garbage.

Darnit.

A CONAN O'BRIAN Polite Note to the NEGRO Author:

The I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's FUCKING Research Institute was MOZILLA FIREFOX founded to LET'S SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BULLCRAP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTTFUCKER article ASSWIPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BAT FUCK INSANE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSRAPING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette's sufferers INCEST swear. You can YOUR MOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

TV, for always focusing on the SPANK THE MONKEY bad side of a terrible FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE thing.

• The main JACK ABRAMOFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BALL SACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTRAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small URINE-GARGLING knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become CLUSTERFUCK manically depressed and SCROTUM commit ASSFACE suicide.
• There is no FRIG cure, and the HORSE SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHIGGER tics often have adverse FUCKING FUCKFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BIRD IN THE HOUSE perodol" which caused my entire CROTCH body to go ANAL numb and ASSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUGGER OFF it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a BIRD SHIT tourette syndrome TITWANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAT'S ASS the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS public view of Tourettes as a "JACK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOB SAGET sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your FLYING RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FEMADOM this that really PISS ARTIST annoys me. I am working towards a PIECE OF SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GENITALIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLEMEN, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) CROTCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BOLLOCKS time.

Best CUM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WIKIPEDIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AAAAAAAAA! byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. ANAL DIABETES Regards to Andrew HENTAI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The POLESMOKER bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you I'LL RAPE YOU want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my NEOPETS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITBALLS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PRICK and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK MY DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTSWILLING BAND WITH 4 FUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PENIS HORSE! SHITBALLS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITBALLS'S HOUSE

How COCK to TITS cure EXTRA LONG PENIS the CHENEY Tourette's TAFFY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BLUMPKIN for NAZI Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome SAND NIGGER is BULLSHIT following SEMPRINI these COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK rules FUCKFUCKFUCK in DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid RUSKIE immature DAMN little FELLATIO kids,
• 2: Count to CHOAD KISSER within INCEST 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TWAT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS nor PIECE OF SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you SCUMBAG don't GANGBANG have SOD this REBECCA BLACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITBALLS last straw TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE!

I fucking put EAT MY SHIT!' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEX the TOP OF DILDO THIS [EXPLETIVE] ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMMIT offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I'LL RAPE YOU people who try DAMN to battle DIPSHIT'TWAT that tight-ass INBRED 17-year-ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find suck my mothers it now, but someone said EXTRA LONG PENIS' SHITFACE JERRY'SUCK MY COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BENCH PRESS is a laughing RAT'S COCK matter. Plus there FROG'S FAT ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHOLE articles BELGIUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So HELLFUCKER that means BUTT-FOR-BRAINS stop getting mad at the CLUSTERFUCK first part too and PISS OFF talking about the FUCKING letter that it's PUSSY mocking (what MICK letter? I don't even know what BULLSHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHOAD KISSER hi self ALEX TREBEK even made a really SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH good point. "It's DIPSHIT nothing more DICK from a head nod to a SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? knee tick". DIPSHIT. Which I'll add COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT onto FROG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CLEVELAND STEAMER suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUGARTITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INBRED hilarious. If you CUNT CRAPPER Want facts, go on I'LL RAPE YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! be offended, don't read LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT the freaking FLYING RAT'S ASS article anyway.

DAMN IT BONER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE SHITE BALLS LET'S SHIT SHITSLINGING AAAAAAAAA! BITCH

FELCHING PISS DICKHEAD POMMIE DONGSHOVER FUCKING JUMP! JIGGABOO WANK JERK OFF FUCK FUCKHEAD DAMN FUCKWIT PENIS ON A BUN TWAT SHITTY JAP FELLATIO DAMN HEIL HITLER! HELL ASS MOLDY TITS BOB SAGET HELLFUCKER FOUR-EYES FUCKTARD SHITHEAD BITCH FUCK CUNT FUCKING FUCKHEAD TAIWAN FUCKHEAD BITCH SHITBALLS BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER GOATSE RUSTY TROMBONE CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT BITCH DAMN GOD DAMN CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS JERK OFF TOTAL DAMMIT SHIT TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS BUKKAKE DAMN IT BULLCRAP IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ARFENHOUSE CLIT DUMBASS ASSWIPE PIG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BRITNEY BUKKAKE SOD ASS LICKER BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR PASTURE FUCK POMMIE DAMN WALRUS SHIT PISS CHUCK NORRIS BITCH SHITTY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANK CUNT SHIT BULLSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! POMMIE COCKSUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY TITTYWANK DOT HEAD SUCK MY COCK DEVELOPERS! JERK OFF SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD ARSEBADGERS HOMO ASSWIPE DICK ASS ARSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHRISTHUMPER CLEMEN PEEPEE PRICK DOUCHING I WILL END YOU! DAMN IT DONKEY DICK SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER DUMBASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH DARTH VADER JAP DICK CHICKEN DOUCHING SHIT FUCK DAMN CHOAD GYPSY CUNT BUGFUCK PUSSY HELL WANK HADJI ANUSCAKE CUNT FUCK YOU DAMN IT TWAT CHRISTHUMPER ANUSCAKE SUCK A BIG DICK DAMN IT PISSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSFACE POLACK KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS SHIT TITS MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCKER BUTTFUCKER TITWANK ARSE FELCHING SHITFACE BULLSHIT ORGASM FRITZ MOCCASINS FEWMETS DILDO SHITCOCK TITMOUSE CONDOMS FELLATIO WALRUS SHIT PENISFUCK PRICK BEAVER MONKEY SHIT PISS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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BELLEND MUGABE'S MOMMA MALARKY FOUR-EYES LAKE TITICACA BITCH SHITSLINGING HUMAN RIGHTS CHIGGER BEANER HELL DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCK TIMBER NIGGER DAMN ASSHAT FUCKING A CHINK TITS FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE INCEST SEX INJUN DOG SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JIZZ PISS FUCK OFF CHRISTHUMPER SHIT COCK SHITFACE TAFFY FELLATIO DICKFACE JERK OFF NIGGER HADJI BEANER COCKSUCKER MAMA MIA I AM CORNHOLIO! SUCK A BIG DICK JACK OFF CLEMEN DAMMIT WIENER NORTH KOREA NIPPLES DICKHEAD MALL SANTA MOLDY TITS KIKE SHIT TARTAR SAUCE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BANGKOK DICKWAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! EMO BULLSHIT DAMN DUMBASS FUCKTARD DICKHEAD DAMNATION DYKE MOTHERFUCKER SPIC All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKTARD ASSHOLE HELLFUCKER BASTARD ASS INBRED SHITFUCKER DONGSHOVER [expletive deleted] FENCE JUMPER HELL SOD NIGGER FUCKSTAIN YID VAGINA NIGGER WETBACK PIXIES FUCK DOM DeLUISE NIGGER TITS TWAT FUCK SHITE SCUMBAG SHITHEAD SHITSLIDE DIPSHIT SOD OFF NIPPLES HOMO BITCH SHITE ASS FASCIST ASS DUNE COON BASTARD POTTYMOUTH JAP YOU WANKER CROTCH ASSCRACK POO POO BLOWJOB BALL SACK BITCH FRED PHELPS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH REDSKIN SHITFACE CLIT THONG TASTER WINDOWS VISTA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CRAPPY SUCK MY COCK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER JIGGABOO DUNE COON FUCK FLYING FUCK COLGATE NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT CUNT SON OF A BITCH DAMN GOBSHITE FUCKING BASEBALL PISS ABO CUNT PRICK BITCH HEIL HITLER! SHITE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RANDY TRAVIS HENTAI CHAV FUCK OFF SHITTY DICKFACE PUSSYLICKER FELLATIO SHITFACE TACO CRACKER FUCKER ASSBANDIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD pen0r BATHING SUIT AREA EPIDIDYMIS HELL SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER DONGSHOVER CHIGGER SHITE CLEMEN KIKE DOT HEAD FUDGEPACKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF CLIT DONGSHOVER FUCK RHODESIA BOLLOCKS MONKEY SHIT BALLS CHOAD BASTARD CHENEY BAT FUCK INSANE BULLSHIT RUSKIE SHITTY FRIG BITCH DAMN FUCKSTAIN WILLY WONKA GOD DAMMIT SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HELLFUCKER SUCK MY COCK PENIS ON A STICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFUCKER CANNED QUOTE ASSHOLE CUNT PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK CRAPFUCKER FLYING FUCK ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI WOODPECKERSHIT BUTT PIRATE FRIG FUCK SHIT CRAPPY SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKFACE WIENER INCEST GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY EXTRA LONG PENIS BEAVER PEDOPHILIA FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS UP MY ARSE SHITFUCKER SEX ASS FASCIST CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH DUNE COON DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE DAGO RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK BOLLOCKS HELL DOT HEAD DAMMIT FUCK FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HELL INJUN SIGMUND FREUD TWAT GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER JAP TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKER ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES POLACK GARBAGE DAY! FUCK OFF ARSEBADGERS CUM CHENEY CHOAD KISSER WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WALRUS SHIT BALL SACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK JUNGLE BUNNY ALEX TREBEK FELLATIO DOG SHIT MALL SANTA BUTTFUCKER BALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSCRACK BITCH SHIT GOD DAMN RICK MORANIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JERK OFF FAGGOT ASSFACE CHINK INBRED LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RUSTY TROMBONE CAMEL FUCKER JIZZ FUCKTARD SHITBALLS FUCKTARD PAKI SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNNILINGUS PRICK HO YOU SUCK BALLS BITCH FLYING FUCK SHITE ANAL IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SMEG HO PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT MICK FIST FUCK AY-AY-AY TACO O CANADA DICKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKER INBRED FUCKING A PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN HELL DAGO SHITFACE COCKSHITTER JOHN ELWAY suck my mothers FEWMETS MOZILLA FIREFOX BIGNOSE ASSCRACK DICKFACE FELLATIO MOCKIE SHITSLINGING WHORE FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH ASSHOLE HELLFIRE PENIS FUCKTARD NIGGER DUMBASS PISS ARTIST ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK A DUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD ASSCRACK DOUCHING SPICY CUNT FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] DARTH VADER CLEMEN COON PUSSY DAMN BITCH GRINGO WIENER NIPPLES FELCHING FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO LENS CRAFTERS FRED PHELPS HORSE SHIT INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER SMEG FUCK OFF PENIS BASTARD AY-AY-AY VENEREAL DISEASE PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT FUCKING ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA LENS CRAFTERS CONDOMS VAGINA TAMPONS GOBSHITE HORSE SHIT LOGJAMMER SHITE RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE ASS BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN IT DAMNATION BUGGER DICKHEAD MILF ASSRAMMER FIRECROTCH JACKASS BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A BITCH YOU WANKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN FUCKSTAIN BASTARD INBRED CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE FEMADOM ASS WANK FELLATIO PRICK FUCKHEAD DAMN FUCKING DICKHEAD DAGO NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING CROTCH HO TWISTY VAGINA GYPSY KNOBJOCKEY SHIT FAGGOT TUBA D'OH GENITALIA GOBSHITE HELL RAPE AY-AY-AY HELL SON OF A BITCH BALLS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER HONKY FUCKSTAIN CLIT INJUN SHITFACE CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF SHIT WHORE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF MY ASS DICK BORDER HOPPER FUCK YOU SHIT DAMNATION ASSFACE JAP BASTARD NICARAGUA SHITTY ASSHAT DARTH VADER TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT FUCKTARD SCUMBUCKET 666 SCUMBUCKET DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PUSSY PORCH MONKEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK SOD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA P'KANG WIGGER POMMIE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SPIC YOGHURT CANNON WOODPECKERSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCROTUM ANUSCAKE ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE suck my mothers HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! JERK OFF RAT'S ASS DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL WANKSPLAT GOATSE INBRED BOOBIES DUMBASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP INJUN FUCKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCK OFF BUGGER GOAT DICK PAKI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DONKEY PUNCHER FEWMETS CUNTSWILLING CAMEL JOCKEY DICKWAD LAKE TITICACA POOPY POLESMOKER SHITSLINGING WANK BASTARD BITCH PISS CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNTRAG BULLSHIT WANK HORSE SHIT PRICK TOWELHEAD CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT CUNT FUCKER SHITFUCKER ASSFACE CHUFF CUM BOOBS HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD SHITE STEVE BALLMER CARPET MUNCHER EAT MY SHIT! POMMIE SHITE URINE-GARGLING BASTARD HELLFIRE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT FELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTTFUCKER FELCHING RUSKIE RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER DUNE COON GOBSHITE BLUMPKIN DOUCHE HITLER FUCK FUCK YOU PISS OFF SHITSKIN JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOWELHEAD TITS & DICKS ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKER CHAV IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT JACK OFF SHAKOPEE GYPSY TOWELHEAD DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE EAT MY SHIT! FUCKER I WILL END YOU! FUCKING A POMMIE ASSCRACK JAP DAMN DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER HOSER D'OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD TOTAL SHITBALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA POOPY POMMIE YOU WANKER ABO D'OH COCKSHITTER TURD SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT WANKSPLAT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CC PLZ PRICK MILF REDSKIN O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TWO-INCH PENIS PISSHOLE YOU WANKER BITCH FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BITCH CUM CLUSTERFUCK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BATMAN & ROBIN SON OF A BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT TURD RAT'S COCK CRAP FUCK KNOBJOCKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK [expletive deleted] GOBSHITE NIPPLES EAT MY SHIT! SEX ARSE BIG FOOT WANKER COCK SUITCASE PENIS SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS SHITBALLS ARSE ARSEBADGERS DAMMIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PORCH MONKEY CUNNILINGUS DICK SON OF A BITCH FELCHING BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST CUNT CARPET MUNCHER PRICK HELL MAMA MIA WANK FUCK WIGGER JACKASS SHIT SLOPE RAGHEAD JIGGABOO KIKE GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM FAG GOD DAMN SHITE CHRISTHUMPER RUSTY TROMBONE JERK OFF NIGGER TITS YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER ORGASM SPRINKLES PUSSY SIGMUND FREUD JACKASS DICKHEAD FUCKWIT INCEST HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HELL DOUCHE TOSSER PORCH MONKEY BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE GOBSHITE PISS OFF FRIG GOD DAMN BULLSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS JOHNNY FUCK MONKEY SHIT DOUCHEBAG CHOAD YOU WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE ASS ORGASM RAPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BOB SAGET BUTT-HOLE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK BASTARD DAMMIT BATHING SUIT AREA HORSE PENIS SLOPE PISS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PIG ASSFACE ANUSCAKE HO DAMN ASS LICKER RUSKIE BIRD SHIT EMO REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT RUSTY TROMBONE REDNECK GENITALIA WANK CRAPFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GYPSY GUMDROPS BIGNOSE DICK VAGINA BONER TWAT FELLATIO DAMN TWAT FUCKWIT VAGINA BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CLIT ASSFACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRACKER GOOK EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE TWAT HAIL SATAN! PISS OFF RAGHEAD DAMMIT ASSFACE HELL ASSCRACK BASTARD DUNE COON CRAP ON A STICK SHIT PUNANI VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD GINGERBREAD BITCH FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CHIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY SHITFACE DILDO GOD DAMN DAMN SAGGY TITS FUCKWIT HELLFUCKER ASSCRACK SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD BITCH GENITALIA TITTYWANK PISS CHOAD KISSER CRAPMUNCHER HOT GRITS DAMN SEMEN NIPPLES AMERICA ONLINE FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG DAMN IT TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKLICK TIT DIRT BITCH [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH CRAPFUCKER ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD YID CRACKER NEOPETS COCK SUCK MY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS DILDO MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SEX BUGGER TWAT SMEG LOGJAMMER VAGINA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the FUCKFACE and his DOUCHE of girraffes in which VAGINA while reading about RECTUM RAIDER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTSWILLING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COLGATE