Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PUPPIES'RECTUM RAIDER'JACKASS'PICKANINNY'I'LL RAPE YOU'CUNT'BUTT-HOLE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HITLER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid EXTRA LONG PENIS, sudden lowercase m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSWIPE or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLUE PENIS! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PECKERHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHING CHONG CHINK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TOSSER HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUDGEPACKER utterFUCKance of socially NICARAGUA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PRICK television programs to address COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's syndrome.

HEIL HITLER! Tourette's is JOHN SMILEY FACE not to be FUCKING confused with DONKEY DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIPPLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MASTURBATION random I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disorientation, culturally-DONKEY PUNCHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, PIECE OF SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD LONGCAT IS LONG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HADJI souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKER quantities SHITSLINGING of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the MALL SANTA Author:

The CROTCH Tourette's SHITTY Research Institute was SHITBALLS founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MARGARET THATCHER article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS ARTIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK A DUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FELCHMONKEY Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBIES TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible TAMPONS thing.
• The main GOOK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PEARL NECKLACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TOWELHEAD knee SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSRAPING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUGGER OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CROTCH school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKWAD sufferers to become MILF manically depressed and BUTT PIRATE commit BAD MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
• There is no RANDY TRAVIS cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRED PHELPS perodol" which caused my entire RAGHEAD body to go GYPSY numb and CUNTRAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITTIES it is without the KAFFIR drug.

I am an active member of a HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! tourette syndrome I WILL KILL YOU! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SAMUEL L. JACKSON the DOG SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BOYCOTT VIACOM! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIENER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPUNK this that really INBRED annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF MY ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KAFFIR article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I'LL RAPE YOU, and making fun of a CLUSTERFUCK horrible disorder is (not) SAND NIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POOPOO time.

Best SHITFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The HELL bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS OFF punch him if you MASTURBATION want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE'S MOMMA article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TIT DIRT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my SOD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine EXTRA LONG PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and FELCHMONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DILDO BAND WITH 4 HITLER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I WILL END YOU! HORSE! EXTRA LONG PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO EXTRA LONG PENIS'S HOUSE

How PENIS ON A STICK to VAGINA cure FROG the SHIT Tourette's TAFFY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKWIT for CAUCASIANS Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome COCK is POLESMOKER following ASS these CRAPMUNCHER rules ALEX TREBEK in DIPSHIT order:

• 1: Avoid CRAP ON A STICK immature ASSFACE little GOD DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to WOODPECKERSHIT within MAMA MIA 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH ASS WIGGER nor TAMPONS talk,
• 4: Tell TOWELHEAD yourself you FUCKER don't FUCKSTAIN have GOD DAMMIT this DONGSHOVER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY JOHNNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the EXTRA LONG PENIS last straw BLUE PENIS!!

I fucking put SHITFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKER the TOP OF BORDER HOPPER THIS FUCKING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. DONKEY DICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITBALLS people who try YOU WANKER to battle I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'SHITFUCKER that tight-ass BULLSHIT 17-year-CLEVELAND STEAMER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FRIG it now, but someone said CUNTING ASSCRACK' POLAK NIPPLES'MOCKIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WALRUS SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are SAND NIGGER articles FUCK YOU about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CONDOMS stuff. So PENISFUCK that means LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! stop getting mad at the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! first part too and REDSKIN talking about the CONAN O'BRIAN letter that it's COMMUNION WAFER mocking (what BIRD IN THE HOUSE letter? I don't even know what TANK MAN the heck you're talking about). Adrian LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT hi self PENIS even made a really PISS ARTIST good point. "It's CUNT nothing more WALRUS SHIT from a head nod to a BUGGER knee tick". DAGO. Which I'll add DOM DeLUISE onto [EXPLETIVE] saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKER suffer that NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GRINGO be, because if I were a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKLICK hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on DAMN IT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSFACE be offended, don't read JAP the freaking JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST article anyway.

MONKEY BALLS PUNANI FUCKFACE WANK JIGGABOO FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE DONKEY PUNCHER BLUMPKIN DOG FUCKER

AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY EXTRA LONG PENIS GIVING HEAD DAGO FLYING FUCK WHITE RIGHTS SHITE SOD FUCKWIT TAMPONS WIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE INBRED CRAP ON A STICK pen0r GARBAGE DAY! MASTURBATION SHIT FELCHING BITCH FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK ASS DELICIOUS CAKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BATHING SUIT AREA SHITCOCK BASTARD RAGHEAD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BITCH WANK CHING CHONG CHINK HELL FAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COMMUNISM IS STUPID CROTCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LET'S SHIT MICK RAT'S COCK PUNANI FIST FUCK CUNT DICKFACE FUCK PISSHOLE FUCKWIT HONKY FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HOSER ASS COCKGOBLIN FUCK COCKSHITTER CHRIS CHAN LOLCAT FELLATIO TOWELHEAD VILLAGE DUMP FLYING FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WIENER BONER SHITFUCKER POMMIE DOUCHE DOUCHE SHITHEAD ASS LICKER FELCHING SHITCOCK BONER INBRED PENIS ON A STICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK VAGINA DUMBASS PUSSY 4CHAN CUNTSWILLING SOD OFF CANNED QUOTE FAGGOT BEAVER SEMEN ASS KIKE GANGBANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON WANK RAGHEAD BUTTFUCKER WIKIPEDIA SHITTY DOUCHEBAG TITWANK MAMA MIA WIENER SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSHAT FUCKWIT SHITFACE DICKHEAD TWAT CARPET MUNCHER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING PUNANI SHITCUNTING LAKE TITICACA VAGINA ANUSCAKE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOBSHITE STEVE BALLMER JUSTIN BIEBER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JENKEM GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RAT'S ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKFACE SHIT LET'S SHIT DUNE COON DICK CHICKEN FELLATIO HENTAI MOCCASINS ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN FELCHING KNOBJOCKEY EPIDIDYMIS PEDOPHILIA BOOBIES GOD DAMN DYKE DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER CLEMEN POLAK MOCKIE INBRED VAGINA BUTT PIRATE SHITFACE MASTURBATION A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER SUCK A BIG DICK TITWANK FUCKFACE HITLER ANAL DICKFACE BIRD SHIT WINDOWS VISTA I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE BLESSED DAMN SAINT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALL SACK COCK FUCKFACE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GRINGO DICKFACE NECROPHILIA JACKASS FELCHING FUCKWIT SHITFACE CUNT HITLER ASSRAPING CHRISTIANITY DAGO DAMMIT WIGGER SHITFUCKER POLESMOKER MONKEY BALLS COCKSUCKER FELLATIO PUSSY FELCHING PISSHOLE CUNT POLAK HONKY NI PEARL NECKLACE BOB SAGET COLGATE DOUCHEBAG CHINK FUCK QUEEF FUCK FUCKING JUMP! COCKSMOKER FUCK CUNT SEX BULLCRAP PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FUCKSTAIN ANUSCAKE DICK LET'S SHIT CROTCH FRENCH TICKLER SHITTY FLYING FUCK FUCKING 666 SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA TURD TWAT FUCK FEATURED ASS SHITE JENKEM FRED PHELPS CUNT FUCKSTAIN PUNANI BORDER HOPPER DOUCHEBAG JACK ABRAMOFF PIG TOSSER INJUN BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER FUCKER BALLS FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD ASS SPUNK PUNANI BONER CUNT DICKLICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FEWMETS ARSE BOLLOCKS CHIGGER HELL LOGJAMMER BUTT PIRATE BASTARD MY COMMUNION WAFER OF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TURD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SPIC VAGINA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INCEST YOU WANKER JOHNNY DOT HEAD CUNT SHITCUNTING FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER CUNTRAG D'OH FIST FUCK CUNTRAG FELCHING DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS FELCHMONKEY BUGGER OFF HO I'LL RAPE YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUGGER OFF DOUCHE PICKANINNY SHIT DICK FUCKTARD GOD DAMN POMMIE BITCH FUCKER LAKE TITICACA CROTCH SHITSLINGING PUSSYLICKER MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER FUCK BITCH ORGASM NEGRO SHITTY DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS GOD DAMN POOPY FUCK YOU CUNT TWAT GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SHITE SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PUSSY BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE NEGRO FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKING A ORGASM SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCUNTING [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CLUSTERFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER YOU WANKER SHAKOPEE SOD OFF LENS CRAFTERS GOD BLESS AMERICA MARCH OF FLAMES BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SAND NIGGER FENCE JUMPER BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK SHIT SHITSKIN FUCK BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS FUCK DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE O KURWA! CONDOMS SHITBALLS FUCKING BASEBALL TWAT PIGFUCKER ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAMPONS DICK IN A BOX NECROPHILIA SHIT VAGINA 666 TOWELHEAD DOUCHE FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY ALEX TREBEK AMERICA ONLINE HOLY DUMB FUCK MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD pen0r ASSHAT ARSE CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS CHOAD DOT HEAD SHITFACE WIGGER JACKASS FUCKER BULLSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FELLATIO ASSHOLE ASSCRACK FAGGOT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JUNGLE BUNNY DAMMIT GRAPE PENIS FRITZ SHITFUCKER ASS WHORE AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT PENIS ON A BUN GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD SHIT ASSHAT SOD BIRD SHIT TRANNY HELL CLEMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER FUCKING FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER CONDOMS JUSTIN BIEBER HONKY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GIVING HEAD COCKSMOKER DUMBASS DIPSHIT DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MOCCASINS BEAVER HOMO CRAPFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON HONKY BULLSHIT DICKFACE DICKHEAD GOD DAMN DAMN DICKFACE DOG SHIT MALARKY TITS & DICKS TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU NIGGER TITS MALARKY ASS CLUSTERFUCK PENIS CONDOMS WIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK DAMNED TABERNACLE DUMBASS DAMN COCK PISS UP MY ARSE CLIT BLUE PENIS! ASSWIPE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SUCK MY COCK SAGGY TITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK FUCKSTAIN TWAT BEAVER DOUCHEBAG YOU WANKER BITCH SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT SEX SEMEN ASSCRACK PAGE BLANKING YOU WANKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PENIS ON A BUN PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKFACE JERRY BONG POLESMOKER FUCK OFF BITCH FUCK OFF BATMAN & ROBIN JIZZ BIRD SHIT WIENER BITCH BIRD SHIT HELL PISS ARTIST DOUCHE YOU WANKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK QUEEF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DYKE FAG CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ASS SPIC SHITFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT FAGGOT PEDOPHILIA DILDO INJUN TAFFY TAFFY [Insert silly non-swear here] SOD WANK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST THONG TASTER CUNTBUCKET MONKEY SHIT ASSHOLE WIENER RUSKIE FUCKTARD PUSSY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SON OF A BITCH POTTYMOUTH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUNG-HOLE GOATSE CUNT BULLSHIT PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK CUNT GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKWIT SLOPE SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK I'LL RAPE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING BASTARD NI BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS POOPY LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT SHIT DICKLICK RECTUM RAIDER ORGASM PIGFUCKER BITCH SHITHEAD WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANKSPLAT FUCKING A FUCKER DAMNATION BASTARD DOUCHETITS GOATSE FOUR-EYES HORSE SHIT NIPPLES CHOAD FIRECROTCH MOCKIE PISSHOLE WHORE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE MALARKY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MASTURBATION SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUGGER OFF DIPSHIT BASTARD TWAT BALL SACK PISS UP MY ARSE VAGINA DAMNATION BANGKOK HORSE PENIS BUGGER KEEP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHOAD COCK FUCK YOU ANAL DIABETES HADJI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FASHION BUG ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS BORDER HOPPER FUCKING SMEG EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKING A DAMN DICK CHICKEN MONKEY SHIT ASSWIPE WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS URINE-GARGLING MOCKIE ASS AUTOFELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP CRAPFUCKER ASSWIPE O CANADA JOHNNY SCUMBUCKET GANGBANG AY-AY-AY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES GANGBANG O KURWA! BASTARD JOHNNY HEIL HITLER! FUCKER SHITTY ORGASM SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER BULLCRAP HORSE PENIS ASS SHITFUCKER ASS FAG HELLFUCKER PUNANI DICKFACE MONKEY BALLS ASSWIPE ARSE GOD DAMN MICK DUMBASS SOD OFF SHITFACE ASS BEAVER FLYING RAT'S ASS POLAK MICK FLYING FUCK TITS CANNED QUOTE ASSHOLE YOUR MOM BOON WINDOWS VISTA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S COCK BATMAN & ROBIN JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSCRACK DAMN MOCCASINS DAMN CRAP ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITE SEX SHIT BELGIUM FRENCH TICKLER POOPOO SHITCUNTING SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER DOM DeLUISE BOOBS BUTT PIRATE TITMOUSE ABO SOD OFF ABO TENTACLE RAPE ASS CONDOMS ASSFACE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCKING A CRAPMUNCHER LIMEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING DICKFACE FUCK NIGNOG FUCKTARD SAND NIGGER DAMN CARPET MUNCHER KIKE DOUCHE CHICKEN SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER CLEMEN JIZZ PRICK MARY WHITEHOUSE BUKKAKE POOPOO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOUCHETITS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSCRACK DOUCHE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE SHITHEAD FUCKER BITCH JACKASS HORSE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE TUBA DICKFACE DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE CC PLZ SHITCOCK DOG SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BALLS RAT'S ASS FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! NEGRO RAPE WANKSPLAT SCROTUM CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT LIMEY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HITLER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK TITS ABO FUCKWIT TIMBER NIGGER MAMA MIA FUCKHEAD WIGGER GOBSHITE INBRED HELL BENCH PRESS PENIS BASTARD GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT WANKER CROTCH CAMEL JOCKEY CARPET MUNCHER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HATE HATE HAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOBSHITE PECKERHEAD SEMEN EPIDIDYMIS COMMUNION WAFER DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE ASS DONKEY DICK PENISFUCK BASTARD CUNTSWILLING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RICK MORANIS JAP POLAK DICKLICK REDSKIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] INCEST SEMEN HELL ASSWIPE BONER REDSKIN CARPET MUNCHER DOODIE HEAD BLOWJOB DARTH VADER FRITZ SHITHEAD CHICKEN FRIES PUSSYLICKER CLIT FUCK DICKFACE WANK ASS SOD OFF NAZI PISS WALRUS SHIT COCKGOBLIN DAMN WANK FUCKING BASEBALL SHITHEAD BULLSHIT PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY VAGINA BOOBIES CHUFF AMERICA ONLINE BEANER BUGGER FUCK SHITE DAGO JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI FUCK COCK SHITHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUDGEPACKER SHITTY GOD DAMMIT DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITE BASTARD DOG SHIT FRITZ RAPE YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD SHITTY FUCK MOCKIE EMO GREASER CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING TOURETTE'S SYNDROME IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TITTYWANK HORSE PENIS BONER FUCKFACE ARSE FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK PUSSY AY-AY-AY RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER WHORE SEMEN ASSWIPE SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS SHITBALLS SEMEN TITTYWANK BUNG-HOLE WINDOWS VISTA PIG NEGRO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITBALLS ASSRAPING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JACK OFF GOOK ARSEBADGERS DAMN IT ASS CUNT KIKE CROTCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKHEAD DUMBASS COCK NIGGER CUNNILINGUS BOOBS SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK NIGNOG FIREWALLS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT GARBAGE DAY! ASS ANAL NECROPHILIA HOMO JACKASS SHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BULLSHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITSLIDE GOOK CRAP WINDOWS VISTA POMMIE SEMEN DUMBASS CECIL JOHN RHODES TITWANK CHIGGER NORTH KOREA SHIT BOOBIES BIRD SHIT WALRUS SHIT FUDGEPACKER FLAMING ASS BADGER BEANER suck my mothers SHITTY PUNANI SHITSKIN SHITBALLS POWERSHIT PAKI YOUR MOM I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE YOU WANKER YID FUCKTARD BITCH FOUR-EYES SHIT FUCK BALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD VAGINA HELL NI FROG'S FAT ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE FUCK ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS NIGGER TITS FENCE JUMPER WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER POLAK PISS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMN CUM BULLSHIT FUCKER ASSCRACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN TOWELHEAD BIRD SHIT SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKBAG PISS UP MY ARSE SHITSLINGING CUM JAP BOLLOCKS FUCKER [expletive deleted] BIGNOSE BITCH GOBSHITE CHAV AUTOFELLATIO WANKSPLAT PISS OFF HORSE PENIS FOUR-EYES I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU LAKE TITICACA CLIT DAMN IT SHITSKIN MALARKY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT INBRED PENIS ON A STICK WIKIPEDIA SUCK MY DICK HORSE PENIS LOLLIPOPS TITS INCEST MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICK TITS TITS & DICKS SHITTY BIBLE BASHER FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS LICKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD [EXPLETIVE] SAMUEL L. JACKSON TWAT DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BUTT-HOLE WANK NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER CUNT MALL SANTA CLEMEN VAGINA GRIS ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE COCK SHITCUNTING SAGGY TITS POLAK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WIENER GOD DAMMIT SHIT GREASER FUCKTARD DILDO BELGIUM DOG FUCKER BUKKAKE MOZILLA FIREFOX BEAVER TOSSER KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITSLINGING and with the PEARL NECKLACE and his CLUSTERFUCK of girraffes in which ALEX TREBEK while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOOBS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK