Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'ASS'FUCK'POLESMOKER'VAGINA'KAFFIR'ASSFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAPPY neurochemical FUCK disorder POTTYMOUTH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden BUGFUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BAD MOTHERFUCKER or YOU WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ANAL DIABETES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSWIPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WILLY WONKA DOUCHING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BLUMPKIN utterFUCKance of socially FAG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address SHITCUNTING Tourette's syndrome.

DOG SHIT Tourette's is ASSCRACK not to be FUCKFACE confused with TWO-INCH PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSEBADGERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITSKIN random BITCH disorientation, culturally-TOURETTE'S SYNDROME-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITTY language, CAPTAIN CRUNCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFUCKER PUNANI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS UP MY ARSE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities SHITHEAD of ANAL DIABETES FIST FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFUCKER Polite Note to the POOPY Author:

The ASSWIPE Tourette's MARCH OF FLAMES Research Institute was DICKHEAD founded to I WILL KILL YOU!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOLLOCKS article BEAVER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PORCUPINE'S BALLS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCROTUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Tourrette's sufferers FUCKBAG swear. You can COCKING FUCKBOROUGH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIENER TV, for always focusing on the SCROTUM bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
• The main GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MILF knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is INBRED no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BEANER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ART METAL PRODUCTS school for CLEVELAND STEAMER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FOUR-EYES sufferers to become RAPE manically depressed and BITCH commit TITWANK suicide.
• There is no FUCK YOU cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse COON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire TAFFY body to go FLYING FUCK numb and WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a FLYING RAT'S ASS tourette syndrome BUTT-HEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! the FROG public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT LAPPER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOUR MOM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHOAD sorry for BALLS "hi-jacking" your AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POOPOO this that really FLYING FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a DEMOCRACY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CARPET MUNCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HOMO, and making fun of a SEX horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! time.

Best TRANNY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NAZI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Regards to Andrew BONER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can TAMPONS punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YOUR MOM and HELL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PUNANI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JERRY HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! to INBRED cure FUCK the CUNT Tourette's JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEX for FUCKER Tourette's WALRUS SHIT Syndrome SCUMBAG is FEWMETS following D'OH these BUGGER rules BUKKAKE in TITS order:

• 1: Avoid NECROPHILIA immature STRAWBERRY ASS little FAGGOT kids,
• 2: Count to BASTARD within CUNTING ASSCRACK 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT NAZI SHIT LIKE A HORSE nor NAZI talk,
• 4: Tell SCROTUM yourself you BOB SAGET don't DELICIOUS CAKE have CUNTING ASSCRACK this FUCKING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING A WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEAVER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw SPUNK!

I fucking put BOOBS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DONGSHOVER the TOP OF SOD OFF THIS BEAVER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GIVING HEAD offensive. GENITALIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS people who try TITS & DICKS to battle WANK'BUTTFUCKER that tight-ass RAGHEAD 17-year-PENIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING FUCK it now, but someone said VENEREAL DISEASE' WANK PIECE OF SHIT'DILDO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOG SHIT is a laughing VENEREAL DISEASE matter. Plus there CUNTSWILLING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLCRAP Uncyclopedia, there are ASSRAPING articles HO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HOMO stuff. So BUGGER that means CHRIS CHAN stop getting mad at the BLOWJOB first part too and MOLDY TITS talking about the MASTURBATION letter that it's JAP mocking (what WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! letter? I don't even know what JOHN ELWAY the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self SCROTUM even made a really LAKE TITICACA good point. "It's WANKSPLAT nothing more INBRED from a head nod to a CRAP knee tick". YID. Which I'll add HORSE PENIS onto SUCK MY DICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BIRD IN THE HOUSE suffer that INCEST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WILLY WONKA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKHEAD be, because if I were a VAGINA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ANAL hilarious. If you YID Want facts, go on BRITNEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! be offended, don't read VENEREAL DISEASE the freaking NIPPLES article anyway.

PISS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIRTY SANCHEZ CARPET MUNCHER INBRED ANAL CRAPMUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT CONDOMS

P'KANG DILDO CHUFF JIZZ WIKIPEDIA POLAK ASSHOLE CONDOMS NORTH KOREA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOG FUCKER FUCK YOU PISSHOLE SHITE BUKKAKE LIMEY TIMBER NIGGER WIENER suck my mothers BASTARD TOWELHEAD SEX ANUSCAKE DEVELOPERS! FUCKING BASEBALL BITCH CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BAT FUCK INSANE PRICK FUCK ANAL WOP SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER FUCKBAG ORGASM VAGINA FUCKTARD POMMIE FUCKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACKASS CC PLZ TURD FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK GANGBANG BUGGER OFF WANK JACKASS TRANNY URINE-GARGLING CONDOMS FOUR-EYES BALL SACK WOP [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBS BIRD SHIT LAKE TITICACA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWAT NI WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PORCH MONKEY BITCH POTTYMOUTH SUCK MY COCK REDSKIN AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST FUCKING A SHITTY DOUCHETITS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SPUNK WANK TITS DYKE GOD DAMN SHIT PIGFUCKER DICKFACE BRITNEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOLLOCKS NEGRO SUCK MY DICK TITS JIGGABOO TWAT FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA SHITFUCKER JIZZ LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER BONER SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS NEGRO BALL SACK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LAKE TITICACA DAMN ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD SHITCUNTING JUNGLE BUNNY GRAPE PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOT HEAD SCUMBAG FROG CTHULHU FHTAGN DOUCHE SHITSLIDE DAMN NIGGER FUCKING DAMN BASTARD POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK DAMN O KURWA! 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CHENEY FUCKER SHITTY GRAPE PENIS RAT'S ASS GRINGO FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING A DOG SHIT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD JACK OFF PUNANI COCKSTUFFER BRITNEY GOD DAMN INBRED FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST DAMMIT CHOAD COCKSTUFFER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TACO RAT'S COCK GYPSY FIRECROTCH SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE WARNER MUSIC GROUP FIRECROTCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TENTACLE RAPE HOMO RAT'S COCK HUEY P. NEWTON DOUCHING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITHEAD ASS FASCIST JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT INCEST CROTCH FUCKER BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES WINDOWS VISTA PISS FELLATIO GOD DAMN DUNE COON JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT NIGGER GOD DAMMIT CHENEY INCEST GENITALIA SHITE HITLER WANK DOUCHEBAG YOU WANKER D'OH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN REDSKIN SEX CHICKEN FRIES DICKFACE DILDO ASSFACE DOG SHIT DYKE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER YOU WANKER SOD YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY FUCKING ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN BIRD SHIT UNICORNS JOHNNY CUNT FIST FUCK YOU WANKER PUSSY WARNER MUSIC GROUP BEAVER [expletive deleted] CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE FUCKFACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN ASSRAPING FUCKTARD DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD BOLLOCKS CHIGGER DOUCHE CHOAD DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT BULLSHIT CLEMEN NIGGER DILDO BLOWJOB FUCK YID BAD MOTHERFUCKER URINE-GARGLING CHUFF FUCKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHNNY SHITE CHIGGER GANGBANG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKWAD FROG HOLY DUMB FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL FUCK BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT FRIG GREASER SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS JENKEM DICKLICK LOGJAMMER KAFFIR FUCK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INCEST CLEMEN TAMPON IN MY ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNNILINGUS DAMN DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA GOATSE NEGRO TENTACLE RAPE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ANUSCAKE HELLFUCKER GOD DAMMIT VAGINA FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANK EMO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS suck my mothers FUCKTARD CROTCH FUCKTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN FEWMETS ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD WILLY WONKA CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS HORSE SHIT DUMBASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN IT FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMMIT SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD STRAWBERRY ASS ASSRAMMER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WIGGER IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! SHIT CRAPFUCKER JACKASS FUCKWIT JACKASS FUCKING BASEBALL SHITCUNTING FUCKING JUMP! TOURETTE'S IS FUN GOD DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER DUMBASS PISS ARTIST O KURWA! CHRISTHUMPER WIENER CROTCH BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY FEWMETS YOU WANKER SPUNK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS FUCKING A PISS OFF BUGGER OFF SHITE PISS OFF PIGFUCKER CUNT CC PLZ FUCKING NAZI BIGNOSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLACK BITCH WIGGER CUNT NIGNOG CUM CARPET MUNCHER INBRED SHITTY CROTCH CHUFF ASSCRACK DOG SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING DICKHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCKSTUFFER TWAT FUCKFACE ASSFACE COLGATE WANK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [EXPLETIVE] BITCH SHITE FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS MACACA FUCK SAND NIGGER FUCK MONKEY BALLS BLUMPKIN SHITTY ASS LICKER SHITHEAD BOOBS ASSHOLE DILDO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CROTCH CHOAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITBALLS CRAP ON A STICK TITTIES BULLCRAP WALRUS SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NEGRO BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKWIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HOT GRITS HOMO HO BITCH BITCH POLESMOKER BASTARD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT BLOWJOB PROLES TESTICLE CHOKE TURD CROTCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUCK MY COCK RAT'S COCK CHAV INBRED [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASS TITTIES WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SAGGY TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK JAP CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFUCKER ASS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! TITMOUSE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN WIENER DOM DeLUISE WANK BEANER FLAMING ASS BADGER POTTYMOUTH INBRED NAZI HADJI PRICK BALL SACK POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK DIPSHIT TITMOUSE SHIT BULLSHIT SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK IN A BOX FUCKSTAIN TITWANK BATHING SUIT AREA PENISBIRD FUCK ASSWIPE SPUNK ASSHOLE DAMN PEEPEE PUNANI CUNT GIVING HEAD JERRY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAGO HOLY DUMB FUCK DIPSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT DAMNATION AUTOFELLATIO CUNT ASSCRACK PRICK BITCH BIG FOOT DICK CHICKEN SHITSLIDE FUCKBAG JACK ABRAMOFF TITS & DICKS FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSCRACK TITMOUSE FUCK CHINK SHUT UP, MEG! FENCE JUMPER SPUNK SCUMBAG FUCKTARD PISS GRINGO GENITALIA DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY FAGGOT HITLER DAMN IT BELGIUM SUGARTITS FRITZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DUNE COON PUSSY CHIGGER WEHATEMARIO DICK TITS BULLSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE SACRAMENTO FUCK OFF SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK QUEEF BASTARD PISS OFF BULLSHIT DICKFACE ASS RAT'S ASS DOUCHE ASS HELL FELCHING BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN CHIGGER FOUR-EYES CLEMEN BEAVER HORSE SHIT MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA JERRY HELL DAMN HELL FUCK YOU HO SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT BITCH WETBACK GINGERBREAD SUGARTITS SHITHEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BALLS SHIT LET'S SHIT HELL BULLSHIT FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOOK WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSCRACK WANK ASSHOLE GREASER MARGARET THATCHER FIST FUCK BONER PRICK CHIGGER FOREIGN CURRENCY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLESMOKER BUKKAKE FEMADOM CUNNILINGUS DAGO ASSHAT BULLSHIT POMMIE FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER LIMEY FUCKTARD SHITCOCK BOOBIES I AM CORNHOLIO! DICK IN A BOX FUCKSTAIN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY NECROPHILIA BOOBIES DICKFACE YOUR MOM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUGFUCK GYPSY DIPSHIT COCK DICK CHICKEN DOG SHIT SHAKOPEE DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING NECROPHILIA KRAUT SMEG ASSWIPE TAFFY DOUCHEBAG PUSSY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU NIGGER CRAPFUCKER YOU WANKER SHIT SON OF A BITCH BUGGER COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH CROTCH SHITSLINGING HELL PENIS JACK ABRAMOFF TAMPONS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKER YUKY DOODY FUCK DICKHEAD BITCH NIPPLES SHIT GOAT DICK DAGO NIGNOG FUCK GREASER HONKY SEMEN JAP TWAT HORSE SHIT FUCKING A BALLS BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK HADJI JERK OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLEMEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JENKEM DUMBASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SLOPE FUCK WETBACK SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSHAT SHIT FIST FUCK PRICK DICK TITS FLYING FUCK ASS DONKEY DICK BITCH WIENER FUCKER QUEEF MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK FUCKING SHITSLINGING PRICK SHITCOCK PUSSYLICKER FRAK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER PISS BUGGER ANUSCAKE BASTARD FELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE GRAPE PENIS SHAKOPEE CHICKEN SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FOUR-EYES ASS LICKER TONY LA RUSSA GENITALIA MOCKIE CHIGGER POOPY GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER BUGGER WANKSPLAT CHICKEN FRIES SHIT GINGERBREAD BALL SACK ABO BUGGER OFF PIG TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING BASEBALL SAND NIGGER [expletive deleted] CHICKEN SHIT SIGMUND FREUD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE LENS CRAFTERS FLYING FUCK INBRED FUCKHEAD INBRED FUCKING SCROTUM JIZZ TWAT SHITTY WANK GOD DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INBRED and with the LIMEY and his BUGFUCK of girraffes in which RICK MORANIS while reading about ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See LET'S SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WIKIPEDIA