Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSRAPING'GOD DAMN'JUNGLE BUNNY'BITCH'MOSES'YID'I WILL END YOU! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POMMIE look at the ASSHOLE talk page of this BALLS article for notes or discussion before TITS & DICKS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTTFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder MOZILLA FIREFOX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSCRACK, sudden COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or ASSWIPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RUSKIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIGNOSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHOLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS utterFUCKance of socially WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is JERK OFF not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with POMMIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SOD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WIENER random suck my mothers disorientation, culturally-FROG'S FAT ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SLOPE language, HONKY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAGO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive RAT'S ASS quantities CHOAD KISSER of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A SON OF A BITCH Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette's NIGGER TITS Research Institute was FELCHING founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INCEST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your THONG TASTER article MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DYKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOB SAGET.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIRD SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITS Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can JERRY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACK OFF TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible BELLEND thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITFACE knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POOPY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes POMMIE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOODIE HEAD school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PRICK sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
• There is no CUNT cure, and the TIMBER NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse BLOWJOB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TACO perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go PISS numb and DICKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITHEAD it is without the BIRD SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! tourette syndrome YID association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER OFF the COON public view of Tourettes as a "CRACKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLAMING ASS BADGER sorry for PRICK "hi-jacking" your DOG SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTRAG this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BELGIUM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CARPET MUNCHER, and making fun of a SHITCUNTING horrible disorder is (not) JAP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MALARKY time.

Best ASSFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TIT DIRT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew BITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The AMERICA ONLINE bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you PEARL NECKLACE want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAPFUCKER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSCRACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITCOCK and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INJUN BAND WITH 4 DICKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKFACE HORSE! ASSCRACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSCRACK'S HOUSE

How FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA to MICK cure ASSHOLE the BONG Tourette's COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NORTH KOREA for NIGGER TITS Tourette's LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Syndrome CHUFF is PISS OFF following SHITSLINGING these GOAT DICK rules JIGGABOO in RAT'S ASS order:

• 1: Avoid WHORE immature TENTACLE RAPE little COMMUNIST DILDO kids,
• 2: Count to CC PLZ within CUNT 10 PISSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your STEVE BALLMER FUCKER TOSSER nor CUNT talk,
• 4: Tell JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST yourself you DAMN don't CHIGGER have SHITFACE this ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BALL SACK WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELCHING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSCRACK last straw CUNNILINGUS!

I fucking put JIZZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF WEHATEMARIO THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PRICK offensive. BELLEND. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try SEMEN to battle ASS'BALLS that tight-ass TITS 17-year-VENEREAL DISEASE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING RAT'S ASS it now, but someone said GOD DAMMIT' POO POO BLOWJOB DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'DONKEY DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TOWELHEAD is a laughing LIMEY matter. Plus there CRAPFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FAG Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMN articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCROTUM stuff. So FUCK A DUCK that means JOHN ELWAY stop getting mad at the SHITE first part too and CUNTYMINTS talking about the PENIS letter that it's PRICK mocking (what BORDER HOPPER letter? I don't even know what FELCHING the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITWANK hi self BASTARD even made a really ICE CREAM good point. "It's JACKASS SHIT nothing more SLOPE from a head nod to a FENCE JUMPER knee tick". YOU WANKER. Which I'll add FUCK OFF onto CLUSTERFUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that CHINK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK A DUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA be, because if I were a BUGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITFACE hilarious. If you YOGHURT CANNON Want facts, go on SHITFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read JAP the freaking IT'S OVER 9000! article anyway.

BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHINK DONKEY PUNCHER GENITALIA GIVING HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKLICK PISS OFF CHING CHONG CHINK BOLLOCKS

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PHELPS GOBSHITE WANK CLEMEN DICK DIPSHIT CLIT SCUMBAG DONKEY DICK BASTARD CUNT SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE INJUN CLEMEN FUCK YOU FLYING FUCK FUCK CHINK PISS ARTIST BOOBS CHOAD KISSER KNOBJOCKEY FUCKTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD SHITFUCKER FRAK DOUCHEBAG HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCKSTAIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ORGASM SHITFACE DONGSHOVER FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT ORGASM ASSHAT ASS PUNANI BULLSHIT CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNTRAG GIVING HEAD WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU CHUFF COCKSMOKER ON CRACK SHIT SHIT BASTARD NEOPETS TENTACLE RAPE FUCKSTAIN RAPE HAIL SATAN! HELL SHIT WANK POMMIE BULLCRAP WANKSPLAT TITTYWANK HELL THONG TASTER SHIT BASTARD VAGINA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHOLE JIGGABOO SHITPISSER PEEPEE CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN PEEPEE LENS CRAFTERS EMO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH COON FLYING FUCK DUMBASS SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER SHIT CUNTYMINTS TITTYWANK SHITHEAD WANK BENSON SUCKS ASSCRACK PRICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOUCHE NAZI PENIS 30 CASES OF PICKLES PIG PISS ARTIST POMMIE NIGGER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! RAT'S ASS CROTCH MALARKY WANK DICKHEAD SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DICKHEAD ASSWIPE FUCKWIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MACACA HITLER DUMBASS YOU WANKER FELCHING CRACKER PORCH MONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN FUCKER DOUCHEBAG BITCH PEDOPHILIA BITCH FAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUCK MY DICK DAMN IT CLIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BAD MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER SNUFF PORN DYKE JIGGABOO SUCK MY COCK DOUCHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKTARD ASS ARSE REBECCA BLACK pen0r JOHNNY CHOAD FUCK YOU PRICK NECROPHILIA WANK FRED PHELPS TAMPONS ASSHAT BITCH FUCKER SHITHEAD REDSKIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN TWAT FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHEBAG FUCKING GIVING HEAD GRIS FELLATIO SEX JAP ORGASM SHITE LOGJAMMER 4CHAN FUCKING A NAZI TWAT RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY CRAP ON A STICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER FUCKING A DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN IT SHITTY DICKHEAD DAMMIT BULLCRAP MONKEY SHIT FAGGOT BASTARD PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUDGEPACKER LONGCAT IS LONG ASSHOLE ANAL CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT CHICKEN SHIT WANK DICKFACE GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK BOB SAGET RAPE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS GOOK COCKSUCKER PECKERHEAD AMERICAN SPELLING BLUMPKIN MAMA MIA BITCH ASSHOLE NECROPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING FOUR-EYES TITWANK PRICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S ASS FEWMETS DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT-HOLE NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU NEGRO CUNT DAMNATION JIZZ ASS LICKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DONKEY DICK DICKHEAD TRANNY WOP TURD SHITFACE GANGBANG CUNT AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE BOB SAGET FUCK OFF CAMEL FUCKER SMEG HELL BEAVER RAT'S COCK CRACKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FOUR-EYES I WILL END YOU! ASS I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DICKLICK FAG SHIT ORGASM BOON DOUCHEBAG INCEST CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT WIENER ANUSCAKE MONKEY BALLS ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD EUROIPODS PEARL NECKLACE LIMEY SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WEHATEMARIO SCUMBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE YUKY DOODY FELCHMONKEY TWAT BELGIUM COCK NIGGER PISS UP MY ARSE SHIT CUNT JACKASS DOG FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS TOWELHEAD FRITZ DAMNATION PISS ARTIST GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG FUCKER GOD DAMMIT LOGJAMMER SUCK MY COCK FUCK FUCKWIT INJUN JAP DICKFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN SHIT LET'S SHIT DAMMIT BOLLOCKS JAP WANK BASTARD YOU WANKER SACRED SHIT GRIS PISSHOLE QUEEF INCEST FOUR-EYES FUCK YOU KIKE TIMBER NIGGER WANK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SPIC WIENER FUCKWIT LICK PUSSY PENIS CHICKEN SHIT JELLY BEANS CHOAD BLOWJOB AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKLICK EMO DAGO JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSKIN YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS WIENER pen0r TITWANK SON OF A BITCH WALRUS SHIT CHOAD SIGMUND FREUD SHIT SHITHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK THONG TASTER CUNT FEWMETS FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD BUNG-HOLE DICKFACE ASSHAT RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK MALARKY RECTUM RAIDER BITCH FUCK VAGINA PUSSY DICKLICK ASSBANDIT JACK ABRAMOFF TOWELHEAD TURD SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON KIKE FUCKING PENIS NIPPLES SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT DAMN IT DICK ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS DICKWAD JESSE McCARTNEY KIDDY FIDDLER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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SUCKS SHITHEAD SCUMBAG POOPOO WANKSPLAT SHITTY PENIS ON A BUN SHIT NIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY CUNT BEANER FUCKBAG GOAT DICK DAMN IT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUDGEPACKER BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK ASS DOUCHEBAG FUCKING DICKHEAD CROTCH GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN BUGFUCK DICK REBECCA BLACK TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER WANK PISS MARY WHITEHOUSE WANKER SON OF A BITCH GOOK WALRUS SHIT INBRED TITS NEOPETS DICK IN A BOX CUNT SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCK YOU FELCHING SHITFACE BUGGER OFF LET'S SHIT NIGGER TITS YID INBRED DAMNATION MALL SANTA WIKIPEDIA PORCH MONKEY ASS FUCK YOU JACK ABRAMOFF VAGINA RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD POTTYMOUTH POOPOO DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS ORGASM PENIS ON A BUN JERK OFF ASSHAT GRIS HELL BALLS FUCKTARD INBRED FUCKING A FLYING FUCK CONDOMS BULLSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE BIRD SHIT NIGNOG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FELLATIO JAP BITCH ARSE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM EARS OF CHRIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COMMUNIST DILDO CAMEL JOCKEY BOON COCKSHITTER DOODIE HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MALARKY FENCE JUMPER ASS LICKER CUNT MAMA MIA ASSHAT PISS UP MY ARSE O CANADA NIGGER WANK PENISBIRD FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES CLIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERRY NAZI SHITTY MALARKY CUNNILINGUS WIENER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NECROPHILIA MARY WHITEHOUSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GRUE RAPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHAKOPEE INCEST TIT SPRINKLES BUGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! P'KANG NAZI BOLLOCKS BUGFUCK GOATSE ASS SHITFACE CUNTBUCKET TAMPONS NIGGER DOG SHIT HEIL HITLER! SOD WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CROTCH BITCH DIPSHIT BUTT-HOLE DICKFACE SUCK MY DICK DICK CHICKEN NIGGER BASTARD BENCH PRESS BITCH CUNT NIGGER SUCK MY DICK BEANER CUNTING ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI CRAP ON A STICK WOP FUCK HORSE SHIT LENS CRAFTERS DAMN MICK COON JIZZ Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLCRAP and with the FAG and his JACKASS of girraffes in which PEEPEE while reading about PRICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GANGBANG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BELGIUM