Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOT HEAD'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST'WIKIPEDIA'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'INBRED'DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!'DICKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BOLLOCKS look at the TIMBER NIGGER talk page of this FUCKWIT article for notes or discussion before ANUSCAKE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOYCOTT VIACOM! neurochemical FUCK disorder INBRED characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIGNOSE, sudden GOD DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CAPTAIN CRUNCH or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EMO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WIENER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may 666 include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PAKI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHAKOPEE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM utterFUCKance of socially O KURWA! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUGFUCK television programs to address SHITSLINGING Tourette's syndrome.

MICK Tourette's is CHOAD not to be BOLLOCKS confused with BOOBIES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DILDO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random 30 CASES OF PICKLES disorientation, culturally-SEX-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JIZZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAMPONS language, CLUSTER FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOOK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ARSEBADGERS souvenir shoppes and massive REBECCA BLACK quantities BOLLOCKS of ANAL DIABETES HOSER garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The SLOPE Tourette's COMMUNION WAFER Research Institute was WIENER founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BONG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DEVELOPERS! article COCKING FUCKBOROUGH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BELGIUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can MONKEY BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITPISSER TV, for always focusing on the LOGJAMMER bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main SLOPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRACKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHINK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SCRATCH! GROUNDER! knee DICKLICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HORSE SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SAMUEL L. JACKSON school for POOPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACK ABRAMOFF sufferers to become MALARKY manically depressed and MY COMMUNION WAFER OF commit FUDGEPACKER suicide.
• There is no DONKEY PUNCHER cure, and the JOHNNY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUDGEPACKER tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GIVING HEAD perodol" which caused my entire NIPPLES body to go RAT'S COCK numb and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTRAG it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK YOU tourette syndrome SONNY BILL WILLIAMS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE the LIMEY public view of Tourettes as a "PIGFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CROTCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFACE sorry for GO COUNT YOUR DICK "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAGHEAD this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a BALL SACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a FUCK OFF horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUKKAKE time.

Best TURD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SEX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SHITHEAD Regards to Andrew BASTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The WETBACK bastard who wrote this article. You can SEX punch him if you SHITSKIN want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my GENITALIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BIGNOSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHE NAZI and FASHION BUG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSFACE BAND WITH 4 WANKSPLAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCROTUM HORSE! BIGNOSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIGNOSE'S HOUSE

How BEANER to FUCKHEAD cure DUMBASS the ASS Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BAD MOTHERFUCKER for JERK OFF Tourette's [Insert swear here] Syndrome DOUCHE is ASSWIPE following TITS & DICKS these COON rules BUKKAKE in PISS ARTIST order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTY immature PISS little SPICY CUNT FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to FRITZ within ART METAL PRODUCTS 10 DICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN IT TAMPONS ASS nor FAGGOT talk,
• 4: Tell FAG yourself you ASS don't POOPOO have YID this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY WOODPECKERSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN IT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BIGNOSE last straw I WILL END YOU!!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUGGER OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES the TOP OF GOD DAMN THIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHAT offensive. KRAUT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INBRED people who try FLYING FUCK to battle MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'BEAVER that tight-ass TENTACLE RAPE 17-year-TRANNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said JACKASS' BELLEND AUTOFELLATIO'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! is a laughing DIPSHIT matter. Plus there SONNY BILL WILLIAMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTSWILLING Uncyclopedia, there are AOL IPs articles 666 about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SMEG stuff. So BATHING SUIT AREA that means SHITSLINGING stop getting mad at the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS first part too and BATHING SUIT AREA talking about the GOBSHITE letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what BIRD SHIT letter? I don't even know what ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSTUFFER hi self DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! even made a really BIG FOOT good point. "It's FUCKTARD nothing more SHITE from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". MOTHERFUCKER. Which I'll add POMMIE onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INCEST suffer that NIPPLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes AMERICA ONLINE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LICK PUSSY be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSRAPING hilarious. If you MARGARET THATCHER Want facts, go on BAD MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll [expletive deleted] be offended, don't read PENIS the freaking DONKEY PUNCHER article anyway.

O CANADA FUCKTARD PENIS CROTCH FUCK OFF MASTURBATION SOD BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING

FUCK YOU QUEEF ASSFACE NIGGER ASSHAT GOATSE DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER BALLS WIENER BUTT PIRATE HONKY CUNT FUCKING RAT'S COCK FEMADOM KRAUT POMMIE CUNTBUCKET GREASER GENITALIA RUSKIE BULLSHIT BITCH ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE WILLY WONKA DICK IN A BOX FUCKING SUITCASE PENIS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BULLSHIT TURD DUMBASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PENISBIRD DOUCHE BITCH PISSHOLE FUCKWIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COON NIGGER BOOBS FUCKING CUNT TAMPONS HO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO lowercase SPIC GARBAGE DAY! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASS SEMEN SHIT TEDDY BEARS FUCKING JUMP! BASTARD AY-AY-AY SNUFF PORN CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! JACK OFF MOCKIE FUCK KNOBJOCKEY FIRECROTCH DIPSHIT CHOAD HELL TITTYWANK PIECE OF SHIT ARSE GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCK ASSHAT FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER TRANNY CUNT GANGBANG COCKSTUFFER SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIPPLES BONG COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE LIMEY ANAL NIGGER TITS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSCRACK FIST FUCK WANK WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK DILDO ROSIE O'DONNELL NECROPHILIA SCROTUM TWO-INCH PENIS SPIC LET'S SHIT ASS MOCKIE CONDOMS BASTARD ANAL DIABETES CUNTING ASSCRACK NORTH KOREA DICKFACE FUCKHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON BEANER WETBACK PISS OFF TOSSER BEANER BENCH PRESS BORDER HOPPER NIGGER WHORE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELLFUCKER pen0r SUCK MY COCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DEMOCRACY FUCKHEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DUMBASS HO FRITZ WINDOWS VISTA INCEST RAT'S ASS COON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKBAG BITCH BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! SHITTY CUNT FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS FOUR-EYES LET'S SHIT SHITE MASTURBATION SUGARTITS JIZZ MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS SEMEN SHITE RAPE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN SHIT PISS ARTIST WIENER TAFFY MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS CUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NAZI BELLEND POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD BITCH RAT'S ASS HITLER FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU VAGINA RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG HELL SHIT TITTIES JOY FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS ASS SHITHEAD ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS QUEEF NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK SIGMUND FREUD FLYING FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COCKSTUFFER CUNT CRAPPER MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF ASSHOLE BULLCRAP DICKFACE FUCKBAG PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT TOWELHEAD SHITPISSER DOT HEAD WANKER KIKE FUCKING YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BELGIUM ASSFACE BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK BALLS DEVELOPERS! MASTURBATION JERRY DUMBASS CUNT CUNT TAMPONS BASTARD TOTAL BUGGER OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WETBACK SHIT GOATSE CHRISTHUMPER BOOBS CC PLZ FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS BUNG-HOLE PISS OFF MY ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT LIKE A HORSE CARPET MUNCHER ANAL DIABETES [expletive deleted] I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUM HOSER FIST FUCK PRICK NAZI WALRUS SHIT PISS BITCH CUNTBUCKET ASSRAPING ASSHOLE CHUCK NORRIS TITS & DICKS FUCK WIENER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE FIST FUCK JACKASS WIENER CRAP ON A STICK SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK GO HOME AND DIE RECTUM RAIDER TOSSER ASS FASCIST EPIDIDYMIS FUCK YOU RUSKIE BOLLOCKS PORCH MONKEY NAZI GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE SHITSKIN KRAUT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS ARTIST SUGARTITS FUCK JACKASS FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK DAMMIT GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RUSKIE DAMN IT TOSSER FUCKWIT SHITTY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PENIS ON A STICK COON DEVELOPERS! ARSE TAMPONS NEGRO WEHATEMARIO DOG FUCKER DIPSHIT BIRD SHIT ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES INBRED BUGGER OFF SCROTUM FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE ASSHOLE I WILL END YOU! PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT ASS CHAV BLISTERING BARNACLES WOODPECKERSHIT BANGKOK FRENCH TICKLER SNUFF PORN PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO TAMPONS BALLS SHITSKIN TITS & DICKS RAGHEAD NECROPHILIA DICKFACE HELL ASSFACE COLGATE DAMN POTTYMOUTH TIT DIRT AAAAAAAAA! ASSCRACK FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT DOUCHE NAZI WANK SHIT SHITFACE BASTARD WANK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FUCKING A WANKER JAP SHITPISSER REDNECK TWAT BITCH SHITE FUCKING QUEEF SEMEN THONG TASTER HELLFUCKER BUGFUCK DUMBASS BORDER HOPPER CUNNILINGUS LIMEY TOSSER JACKASS CUNT FUCKSTAIN FRIG BAT FUCK INSANE SUGARTITS GRIS GO HOME AND DIE SHITPISSER RANDY TRAVIS PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES FELLATIO CONDOMS ASSCRACK ASSCRACK CRAP DICKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT ORGASM SHIT SHITHEAD JENKEM STUDENT PROTESTS CUNT ASSRAMMER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITS DICKHEAD SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SHITCUNTING NIPPLES MAMA MIA TITS NAZI DIPSHIT FELLATIO ASSBANDIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF HELL TWAT FUCKING CHING CHONG CHINK JOHNNY CUM RICK MORANIS FIST FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK HELL CUNT BASEBALL BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER TITS TITS EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMMIT ASS WHORE WANK FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FLYING FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX POLACK RAPE HORSE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN COON 666 ASSBANDIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK SWIMMING POOL SHITTY PISS SHITFUCKER PEEPEE JACK OFF BITCH FRAK WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING FUCK A DUCK CHIGGER REBECCA BLACK RAT'S COCK BOOBIES JERK OFF FUCK OFF SMEG BONER FUCKHEAD TITTIES FUCK OFF TITWANK MALARKY PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT CONDOMS FUCKWIT TITWANK BORDER HOPPER SMEG LICK PUSSY MILF FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER HELL COLGATE O CANADA FREE ELECTIONS MOCCASINS COMMUNIST DILDO CUM FUCK YOU RAGHEAD P'KANG DONKEY DICK JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF SHIT SHIT SCUMBAG TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK ASSFACE SHITE NAZI SHITPISSER SOD FUCKING A BOOBIES FUCKWIT CUNT MASTURBATION SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT DICKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPMUNCHER SPUNK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSEBADGERS FUCKING HELL DYKE DICKWAD FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS & DICKS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HO GIVING HEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ BELGIUM NIGNOG FELLATIO NEGRO FUCKHEAD SCROTUM CHOAD FRIG HONKY WHORE FRIG POTTYMOUTH ASS SHITSLINGING MAMA MIA LICK PUSSY FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD WANKER [Insert yet another person's name here] MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN DICK HELLFUCKER BULLSHIT BONER JACKASS SHIT COCK WIENER SHITSLINGING JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN FREE ELECTIONS VAGINA CLUSTER FUCK BEAVER YOU WANKER ASS GOOK BLOWJOB FELLATIO MOCKIE CUNTING ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS JIGGABOO SHIT BLUE PENIS! CHENEY CUM SHITE SHITSKIN FUCKING FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER CHINK SMEG WOODPECKERSHIT DICK IN A BOX HEIL HITLER! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK FUCKFACE HO FUCK OFF JIZZ NIGNOG CUNTYMINTS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS WALRUS SHIT FRENCH TICKLER FLYING FUCK QUEEF ABO BIGNOSE TWAT BUGGER DIPSHIT FUCK YOU FUCK A DUCK ANUSCAKE BITCH CUNT BITCH FUCK OFF BUKKAKE PENIS ON A STICK TWAT CRAP DAMN FELLATIO HELLFIRE GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT WIENER PISS DICK CHICKEN FRIG MALARKY DOG FUCKER TOWELHEAD CHUCK NORRIS CLIT RAT'S COCK CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKER BLUE PENIS! HELL GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF SHITE DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT PUSSYLICKER SCROTUM HORSE PENIS MALARKY PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK YOU HELLFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN ROSES PRICK BITCH YOUR MOM FELLATIO ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK POTTYMOUTH POLACK ORGASM FRAK STRAWBERRY ASS BULLSHIT FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG YOU WANKER BASTARD BOON CLEMEN PISS ARTIST WETBACK CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD DAGO FRIG DONALD RUMSFELD FELLATIO FUCKHEAD ANAL DIABETES CUNTYMINTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CAUCASIANS CHOAD SHITE COCKSMOKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR KIDDY FIDDLER KRAUT CUNNILINGUS TRANNY STEVE BALLMER COCKSUCKER SMEG SPUNK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BLOWJOB HELL BATHING SUIT AREA CAPTAIN CRUNCH ABO HELL AMERICA ONLINE NAZI CRACKER ASS LICKER YOU WANKER JESSE McCARTNEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTING ASSCRACK BLUMPKIN DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS RAPE NAZI DAMN IT ASS FASCIST ART METAL PRODUCTS FRITZ CLEMEN INBRED RAT'S COCK DICK IN A BOX BALL SACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUM POLACK CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT PISS MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S COCK SUCK MY DICK JACKASS FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS HENTAI MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKBAG ORGASM PORCH MONKEY DOUCHING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POLESMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN TITS FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCK CUNT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS HELL FUCK FUCKING NIGGER MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER BORDER HOPPER CLIT KRAUT NAZI PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST DARTH VADER INBRED ASSCRACK DICKWAD WETBACK REBECCA BLACK DAMN GOD DAMN POLACK DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER [EXPLETIVE] PICKANINNY DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN FLAMEVIPER FENCE JUMPER PEARL NECKLACE FIRECROTCH SOD OFF WIKIPEDIA ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHAKOPEE JERK OFF FUCKER BASTARD OH SHI– CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE GOAT DICK FIST FUCK PRICK FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN DICKLICK FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK ABRAMOFF NIGGER JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN DICK ASS POWERSHIT ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK STEVE BALLMER COLGATE CRAP JACKASS THONG TASTER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD FELLATIO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT PISS ARSE BLISTERING BARNACLES INCEST BUKKAKE HOMO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT PEDOPHILIA DOUCHEBAG CAMEL FUCKER NI JUMPING JESUS!!! BITCH TAFFY THONG TASTER COCKSHITTER DOUCHING LIMEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS OFF HELL ASSHAT TAMPONS SHIT CLIT POMMIE DICKFACE TWAT URINE-GARGLING ASS SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT BASTARD ARSE ART METAL PRODUCTS GIVING HEAD EUROIPODS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ABO BOOBIES ASSHAT SEX HELL SHITE SHIT MOLDY TITS CUNT POWERSHIT CHRISTHUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT CRAPMUNCHER BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK FAG SEMEN JUNGLE BUNNY ANAL DIABETES TITWANK ASS FLYING FUCK SEMEN DAMN SEX BLUE PENIS! MOCCASINS NEOPETS JACKASS SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS OFF COCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUCHING WIENER SEMEN CRAP WANK TOSSER PISS OFF BELGIUM ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DICKFACE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKBAG CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT LAPPER BORDER HOPPER BEAVER BUTTFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LIMEY CUNNILINGUS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DIPSHIT TITWANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE SEX [EXPLETIVE] FUCKHEAD SCROTUM SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN RANDY TRAVIS CHOAD SHITHEAD BITCH SHIT DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNNILINGUS MACACA BELGIUM BITCH RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER SHITE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BOOBS BELLEND PRICK COMMUNIST DILDO RAT'S ASS COCK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! FUCKSTAIN NI TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! REDNECK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIECE OF SHIT TACO CUNTBUCKET COCKSHITTER DICKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT NIGGER CHIGGER WANK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I WILL KILL YOU! RANDY TRAVIS TITS DUMBASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCK FELCHMONKEY ASS FASCIST CLIT SEMEN YOU WANKER REDEEMING VALUE WANK FUCKING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU WANKER I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU GANGBANG RAPE SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD FUCKING HORSE SHIT SNUFF PORN TIANENMEN SQUARE PORCH MONKEY NAZI SAND NIGGER BUTT-HEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT MACACA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOOBS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS NIGGER FENCE JUMPER NIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOCCASINS COCKSMOKER BASTARD FRAK GOD DAMN LOLCAT SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAG SUGARTITS RAGHEAD DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT OH SHI– FUCKWIT GOBSHITE BASTARD FUCKING DAMN IT COON MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT BOOBS WALRUS SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKWIT SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT DAMNATION HOSER BOLLOCKS PENIS COCKSHITTER COCK FASHION BUG SPICY CUNT FUCK PORCH MONKEY TOWELHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFACE JESSE McCARTNEY JACKASS FEMADOM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANK KIKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT MILF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITE PRICK WANK SUCK MY COCK ORGASM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER REDNECK BASTARD CHOAD TWAT AMERICA ONLINE TITS WANKER CUNTBUCKET BOOBS GOD DAMMIT WANKER BRITNEY ASSRAPING DICK IN A BOX PIGFUCKER BONER ASS CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING VAGINA CLUSTER FUCK JAP PUSSY BOOBS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TESTICLE CHOKE and with the ANAL DIABETES and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! while reading about PISS UP MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DONKEY PUNCHER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNNILINGUS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BRITNEY subject. If you do not find it funny ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED PISS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DAMN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SOD OFF joke loses its humour FLYING RAT'S ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WIENER ignorant, then you wouldn't have TWAT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BOB SAGET BUGGER JACK OFF ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS!!!!!I <3 COCK