Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without REDNECK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GYPSY article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or VAGINA neurochemical FUCK disorder SEX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COON, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOT HEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUDGEPACKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address SAGGY TITS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is DOUCHING not to be DICKHEAD confused with PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FENCE JUMPER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTT PIRATE random WANK disorientation, culturally-CLUSTERFUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DILDO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BELGIUM language, CRAPFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT BUKKAKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OH SHI– souvenir shoppes and massive SEX quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING JUMP! Polite Note to the PISS UP MY ARSE Author:

The BITCH Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was BUNG-HOLE founded to JACKASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article CUNTING ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONALD RUMSFELD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRED PHELPS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HORSE PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers SUGARTITS swear. You can KRAUT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PORCUPINE'S BALLS TV, for always focusing on the I'LL RAPE YOU bad side of a terrible YOU WANKER thing.
The main DICK CHICKEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are EMO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING A knee CHAV NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SEMEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMMIT school for CUNTBUCKET something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIGGER sufferers to become DUNE COON manically depressed and GRINGO commit DELICIOUS CAKE suicide.
There is no FRIG cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS tics often have adverse DAMN IT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMMIT perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go DAMN IT numb and BAT FUCK INSANE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SOD it is without the BLUE PENIS! drug.

I am an active member of a FROG'S FAT ASS tourette syndrome FLYING FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GIVING HEAD the KIKE public view of Tourettes as a "TWAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SPICY CUNT FUCK sorry for I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL "hi-jacking" your NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF MY ASS this that really SUITCASE PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a [expletive deleted] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOG FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT LAPPER, and making fun of a GRINGO horrible disorder is (not) I LIKE SCHOOL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HITLER time.

Best AUTOFELLATIO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HONKY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew JERK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The SEMEN bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS ARTIST punch him if you IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CECIL JOHN RHODES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLISTERING BARNACLES saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COON Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHRISTHUMPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITHEAD BAND WITH 4 D'OH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HORSE! COON IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COON'S HOUSE

How SHITFUCKER to ASSHAT cure HOSER the FUCKFACE Tourette's LOLCAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for BOLLOCKS Tourette's INBRED Syndrome QUEEF is FUCK following RAT'S COCK these DOUGHNUT PUNCHER rules YOU WANKER in DICKHEAD order:

1: Avoid BITCH immature MOZILLA FIREFOX little COCKING FUCKBOROUGH kids,
2: Count to DAMNATION within PORCH MONKEY 10 BULLSHITseconds,
3: Do not open your PISS OFF MY ASS SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN nor HELLFIRE talk,
4: Tell YOU WANKER yourself you FUCKING don't FLAMING ASS BADGER have WANK this YOUR MOM disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TURD WITH NASTY GARBAGE DAY! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COON last straw JUSTIN BIEBER!

I fucking put BIG FOOT' my comment at the TOP OF THE STEVE BALLMER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUCHEBAG the TOP OF DONKEY PUNCHER THIS JENKEM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JAP offensive. DOUCHING. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOM DeLUISE people who try CLUSTERFUCK to battle DICK'SHIT that tight-ass BOOBS 17-year-GOD DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TWAT it now, but someone said SHIT' AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAGHEAD'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING STEVE BALLMER is a laughing DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT matter. Plus there IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WALRUS SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are ART METAL PRODUCTS articles ANUSCAKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA stuff. So KAFFIR that means PISS stop getting mad at the DOUCHETITS first part too and DAMN talking about the BLOWJOB letter that it's PAKI mocking (what ARSE letter? I don't even know what TWISTY VAGINA the heck you're talking about). Adrian GIVING HEAD hi self BLESSED DAMN SAINT even made a really WANKER good point. "It's SAMUEL L. JACKSON nothing more TOSSER from a head nod to a BANGKOK knee tick". YOGHURT CANNON. Which I'll add JACKASS onto CHIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MASTURBATION suffer that HADJI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GRINGO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIHILISM be, because if I were a FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSCRACK hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on SON OF A BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMN be offended, don't read COLGATE the freaking BITCH article anyway.

LOLCAT JERK OFF DICKFACE DAMN BASTARD CUM FUCK BIGNOSE ASS FUCKSTAIN

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DUMBASS SHITSLINGING CUM CLIT FELLATIO HELL TWO-INCH PENIS BEAVER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN SPIC CUNTRAG CUNT TITS BITCH RAPE BEAVER NIPPLES FUCKER BASTARD RAPE CUNT NIGGER ASSHAT FUCK NUGGET FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SUITCASE PENIS MONKEY BALLS ASSHAT BULLSHIT ASSHAT BUGGER NIPPLES CRAPPY SPUNK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITE CUNTYMINTS BASTARD ASS JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING A AAAAAAAAA! HELL BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCK OFF TAMPONS FUCKING BASEBALL SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS LICKER CLUSTERFUCK ASS SEMEN TIMBER NIGGER CHOAD ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ORGASM VANDALISM IS COOL WANK SON OF A BITCH DEVELOPERS! JENKEM PISS RAGHEAD CUNT WIKIPEDIA TITS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS WHORE FUCK OFF BELGIUM BLOWJOB DAMN RAPE TOWELHEAD JERK OFF SCUMBUCKET YID RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHE NAZI FUCK PISS ARTIST TWAT FLYING FUCK THONG TASTER RAT'S ASS PIGFUCKER FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WIENER JACK OFF ASS CRAP ON A STICK BALLS PEARL NECKLACE YID ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK HELL DIPSHIT DARTH VADER REBECCA BLACK PISSHOLE BEANER FLYING FUCK TITWANK FUCKTARD YID SWIMMING POOL SHITE CUNT HOT GRITS LET'S SHIT CHIGGER RAT'S ASS CUM ANUSCAKE YOU WANKER FUCK GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS CUNT SON OF A BITCH DILDO CHING CHONG CHINK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK BASTARD WANKER DAMN IT PISS ASSCRACK MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CUNT SHITFUCKER FAG HUMAN RIGHTS BITCH BASTARD CUNTSWILLING FUCKING JUMP! MOCCASINS PECKERHEAD COCKSUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY BUTTFUCKER HONKY SUGARTITS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUTT PIRATE SEMEN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POOPY RUSKIE YOU WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING A DILDO BITCH RAT'S ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PUSSYLICKER DYKE YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT JERK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITE TITS FELCHING TITTIES ASS FASCIST BLOWJOB GIVING HEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPUNK JUSTIN BIEBER YOUR MOM GENITALIA SHITHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUCHING JACK OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DICKLICK DAMN HORSE PENIS BITCH ASSFACE DOUCHEBAG SCUMBAG DOUCHE O KURWA! DICKHEAD ASS NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAGO BITCH ORGASM WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHIGGER FUCK YOU BONER FRIG AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA DIRTY SANCHEZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRIG WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BITCH LENS CRAFTERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TITS & DICKS ASSHOLE NICARAGUA FLYING FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUGGER OFF BOLLOCKS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SUGARTITS OH SHI– RANDY TRAVIS SAND NIGGER FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSCRACK VAGINA BANGKOK HOT GRITS SHITSLINGING NIGGER TITS JAP LET'S SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICK TITS FUCKWIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BELGIUM WIGGER YOU WANKER BALLS CUNT PRICK FAG POOPOO FUCKWIT CHINK DIPSHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POMMIE SCROTUM SHITFUCKER RICK MORANIS LAKE TITICACA HOSER DUMBASS CUNT JIGGABOO BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER CHOAD SHITFUCKER GANGBANG SHITTY SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSLINGING FUDGEPACKER ASSHOLE BITCH BASTARD GIVING HEAD NICARAGUA FRITZ LOLCAT FUCK WIGGER PEARL NECKLACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BULLSHIT MOLDY TITS HELL WIENER POWERSHIT DOG SHIT SUITCASE PENIS JACK ABRAMOFF FLYING FUCK TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN FUCK YOU BOOBS SEMEN HOSER FUCK OFF FUCKTARD SHITE SUCK MY COCK SPIC FUCK YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK JOHN ELWAY PENIS COCKSMOKER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHOLE CROTCH MARGARET THATCHER CUNTYMINTS NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHING NECROPHILIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER EPIDIDYMIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKFACE DICKHEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DICK IN A BOX BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMNATION ASSRAPING MAMA MIA FUCK BOLLOCKS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS ARTIST NIPPLES TOURETTE'S IS FUN ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE BULLSHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMN IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKER O CANADA BULLSHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BASTARD SHITSLINGING ASSFACE NIGGER INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS POO POO BLOWJOB TITS PICKANINNY SUCK MY COCK HELL FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO WHORE [Insert swear here] SHIT BEAVER SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU TOTAL I RAPE WALRUSES! BOLLOCKS RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU NIPPLES COCK PRICK GOD BLESS AMERICA TWAT ASS FASCIST KIKE ASSCRACK ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER ASS SHITE FUDGEPACKER FUCKBAG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT CUNT DEVELOPERS! KIKE AY-AY-AY POTTYMOUTH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BITCH TURD VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TENTACLE RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ORGASM HADJI ASSRAPING SAND NIGGER FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHIGGER URINE-GARGLING BELLEND FUCKFACE MALARKY DUMBASS PENIS ON A STICK GENITALIA CHAV EAT MY SHIT! SCUMBAG FRITZ GOD DAMN HADJI EMO LIMEY ARSE THONG TASTER SHITHEAD SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA BITCH CRAPMUNCHER RAPE PICKANINNY WIENER DICK CHICKEN BOLLOCKS BEAVER HOMO HELL WINDOWS VISTA DAMN NIGGER TITS ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE FUCK WIENER ASS JERRY POMMIE MASTURBATION SHITSLINGING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK NIPPLES CLIT PISS OFF SHITFUCKER INBRED 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKLICK JIZZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKHEAD FEMADOM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REBECCA BLACK CARPET MUNCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIPPLES ASS MOTHERFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY BASTARD FUCKSTAIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN CLEMEN FUCK YOU suck my mothers TWAT BOLLOCKS YID JAP [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD VAGINA BUGFUCK RANDY TRAVIS ARSE PENIS PUSSY TUBA CLIT CUM SON OF A BITCH BORDER HOPPER FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT QUEEF FUCKING A TITTYWANK SHITFACE FUCKWIT SHITCUNTING BITCH POOPOO SHITE BONG ASSBANDIT ASSHOLE JAP SHITFACE DIPSHIT BONER CHRISTHUMPER WIENER VAGINA JAP RAT'S ASS BITCH WANKER FRITZ BUNG-HOLE TWAT GRINGO DONKEY DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PEDOPHILIA CUNT PISS BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING BIGNOSE BASTARD SOD COCKSMOKER DAMMIT SPUNK PUSSY TITWANK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NIPPLES FIST FUCK ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SHITE CUNT WIKIPEDIA RULES FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JAP KIKE YOU WANKER DOG SHIT BOOBS DIRTY SANCHEZ WIKIPEDIA CHUFF PUNANI ASS CLEMEN MARGARET THATCHER SHAKOPEE PENIS CHRISTHUMPER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS TWO-INCH PENIS BEANER TWAT ASSWIPE JUNGLE BUNNY SHITHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S ASS INBRED BASTARD SPIC BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT JACKASS DOUCHE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKTARD COON FUCKFACE POMMIE FUCKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA PISS WANK CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY COCK SHIT CONDOMS FUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITFUCKER BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY COON TWAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITE POLAK BULLSHIT BASEBALL ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS BOB SAGET ASSHOLE FUCKER FIST FUCK YUKY DOODY LENS CRAFTERS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU I RAPE WALRUSES! STUB WOP ASSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT EMO RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE BASTARD DAMN DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK BUGGER OFF POLACK ARSEBADGERS BUTTFUCKER NICARAGUA HELLFUCKER DOG SHIT MARGARET THATCHER DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK CRAP ON A STICK DUMBASS WANK DONKEY PUNCHER HELL CUNT SACRAMENTO ASS FASCIST DONKEY DICK BEANER WIENER FUCK OFF WALRUS SHIT NIGNOG FUCKING EXTRA LONG PENIS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT BULLSHIT BOB SAGET STRAWBERRY ASS PISS ARTIST NIGGER MOCKIE HOLY DUMB FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCUMBAG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SEX CARPET MUNCHER SEMEN CLEVELAND STEAMER GIVING HEAD TURD BUGFUCK suck my mothers ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD SOD CONDOMS DAMNATION TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BASTARD SOD FUCK NUGGET LICK PUSSY BEANER FUCKWIT PUSSYLICKER RICK MORANIS BITCH BOLLOCKS STEVE BALLMER TITS BITCH GYPSY BALL SACK JAP DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER SEMPRINI CUNT HORSE SHIT GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE HELL BUTTFUCKER HO FUCK YOU BUKKAKE TAMPON IN MY ASS MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT SHITTY TAMPONS GO HOME AND DIE BALLS DIPSHIT GANGBANG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKSPLAT CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PRICK WOODPECKERSHIT FAGGOT [expletive deleted] WIENER FUCKTARD ASSFACE SOD CUM FUCKTARD pen0r FLYING FUCK DICK SUCK A BIG DICK FIRECROTCH BONG PISS ARTIST THONG TASTER BEANER DAMN FUCKHEAD INBRED MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL FUCK GRIS BRITNEY DAMMIT FUCK YOU ASSHAT BOOBIES FROG'S FAT ASS NEOPETS FLAMING ASS BADGER CUM FUCKSTAIN STRAWBERRY ASS TITS WALRUS SHIT CUNT FUCKHEAD RICK MORANIS CRAP BASTARD [Insert swear here] DICKHEAD DOUCHETITS ASSBANDIT WIENER SHAKOPEE SHIT PENIS EPIDIDYMIS CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK TITWANK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER TITTIES MOSES DICK TITS TAFFY PECKERHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT CUNT TITS POLESMOKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUDDHISM FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA ASS NEOPETS SEX DICKFACE JAP SHITFACE WIKIPEDIA BOOBIES WANK GIVING HEAD HELL MARGARET THATCHER WIKIPEDIA TURD ASS SOD OFF YOU WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUKKAKE BIG FOOT DILDO DOG SHIT FUCKER LOLCAT MICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOATSE BITCH DUMBASS COMMUNIST DILDO DICK TITS LIMEY TOSSER TITS & DICKS SHITFUCKER FRAK ASS PUSSYLICKER FUCKER SCUMBUCKET TWAT FUCKING A DAMN WALRUS SHIT CHOAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DONKEY PUNCHER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKING JERRY FUCKER DIPSHIT CHIGGER PUNANI PISS ARTIST GYPSY CUNT GOOK YOU SUCK BALLS

SHITTY GIVING HEAD PUNANI CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN MASTURBATION GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER FUCK OFF WETBACK SPIC BULLSHIT DYKE BLOWJOB FUCKFACE DOUCHING TITS & DICKS PORCH MONKEY DOG FUCKER WILLY WONKA BALLS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GANGBANG BITCH AUTOFELLATIO 30 CASES OF PICKLES D'OH SHOOP DA WHOOP EMO I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK CHUCK NORRIS MOCKIE SHIT CLUSTERFUCK DILDO SHITTY TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD BITCH Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SUGARTITS and with the HITLER and his ASSFACE of girraffes in which ORGASM while reading about CRAPMUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is LOGJAMMER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny BEANER, it is probably because you are an INBRED ORGASM ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. YOGHURT CANNON If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TAMPONS joke loses its humour PENIS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WANK ignorant, then you wouldn't have CUNT LAPPER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCK COON WANKER ASSHOLE DICK!!!!!I <3 COCK

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