Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WILLY WONKA neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOMO, sudden BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHIGGER or HORSE SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KRAUT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MASTURBATION include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITPISSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TIMBER NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).
BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's is COON not to be INCEST confused with PENISFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD random TOSSER disorientation, culturally-BUTT-HOLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIPSHIT language, JERRY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOZILLA FIREFOX DILDO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NECROPHILIA souvenir shoppes and massive BUGFUCK quantities MICK of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.
Darnit.
A FIRECROTCH Polite Note to the PEARL NECKLACE Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GREASER article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BONER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or THIS IS SPARTA! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALLS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can CHUFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TV, for always focusing on the JACK OFF bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
- The main HOMO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FIRECROTCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee PEDOPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is [Insert silly non-swear here] no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WHORE sufferers to become ASSWIPE manically depressed and HO commit TITS suicide.
- There is no PICKANINNY cure, and the AUTOFELLATIO drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse TRANNY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PORCUPINE'S BALLS perodol" which caused my entire JACK OFF body to go ABO numb and SUCK MY DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK it is without the EMO drug.
I am an active member of a BUGGER tourette syndrome TWAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOU WANKER the INCEST public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WINDOWS VISTA much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DOUCHE sorry for PENIS "hi-jacking" your KIDDY FIDDLER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GRINGO this that really DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! annoys me. I am working towards a OPINION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIKIPEDIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) JACK OFF funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JERK OFF time.
Best ARSEBADGERS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “WHITE PEOPLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.
Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen
P.S. FUCKTARD Regards to Andrew NIGGER TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?
Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOCCASINS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my BUTTFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine HOMO Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are ANUSCAKE and suck my mothers playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIGGABOO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITFUCKER HORSE! HOMO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HOMO'S HOUSE
How SEX to DICKHEAD cure NIPPLES the SON OF A BITCH Tourette's SPUNK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! for FUCKFACE Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome FUCKHEAD is FUCKWIT following FUCKHEAD these GENITALIA rules CRAPFUCKER in FELLATIO order:
- 1: Avoid FUCKING A immature WANK little SHITE kids,
- 2: Count to ASS FASCIST within I WILL KILL YOU! 10 BUGGERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CLUSTERFUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POTTYMOUTH nor FUCK YOU talk,
- 4: Tell FLYING FUCK yourself you PISS ARTIST don't CUNTYMINTS have BUTTFUCKER this DICKFACE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER WITH NASTY FLYING FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NICARAGUA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the HOMO last straw RAPE!
I fucking put WARNER MUSIC GROUP' my comment at the TOP OF THE POTTYMOUTH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORGASM the TOP OF ARSE THIS CHOAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be D'OH offensive. MARGARET THATCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITE people who try COCKSTUFFER to battle DICK CHICKEN'FUCKER that tight-ass BONG 17-year-CRAPMUNCHER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said TIMBER NIGGER' BOOBIES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'AUTOFELLATIO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I'LL RAPE YOU is a laughing PENISFUCK matter. Plus there DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SPUNK Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT articles BENCH PRESS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So SPIC that means LONGCAT IS LONG stop getting mad at the CHOAD KISSER first part too and TACO talking about the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT letter that it's ASS FASCIST mocking (what MOCCASINS letter? I don't even know what SEX the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self MONKEY SHIT even made a really CUNTSWILLING good point. "It's YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS nothing more GOBSHITE from a head nod to a DONALD RUMSFELD knee tick". SUCK MY DICK. Which I'll add TURD onto BOOBS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FENCE JUMPER suffer that TIMBER NIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a PIECE OF SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FRITZ hilarious. If you [expletive deleted] Want facts, go on WANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BOOBS be offended, don't read BIRD IN THE HOUSE the freaking FAG article anyway.
BELGIUM FAGGOT SHITE WETBACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER DICKHEAD PISS YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU
GOD DAMN PUSSY GOD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY SCROTUM THONG TASTER POMMIE FUCK OFF GIVING HEAD SHIT FUCK CHUFF BOOBS GOD DAMMIT HELL SHITFACE GOD DAMN SCUMBAG TOSSER CAMEL FUCKER DAMN NORTH KOREA SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HOMO FAGGOT MOCCASINS pen0r [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BITCH PRICK PICKANINNY MAMA MIA DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT SHITE ANAL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN SCUMBAG GOD DAMMIT OH SHI– FELLATIO ANUSCAKE CHIGGER LOGJAMMER MARCH OF FLAMES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICKFACE FLOWERS FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER WIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAGHEAD BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX TITS & DICKS TIMBER NIGGER FEWMETS DAMN IT NIPPLES FUCK YOU HEIL HITLER! I'LL RAPE YOU DYKE YID SHITHEAD SPIC BOON FUCK YOU SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT HELL JERRY CAMEL JOCKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX BOYCOTT VIACOM! GYPSY TITS FUCKER GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT RAT'S ASS FRIG YOU WANKER CLEMEN HELL FUCKER FELCHMONKEY MASTURBATION I WILL END YOU! 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ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS BEAVER SCUMBUCKET POWERSHIT STUB HELLFIRE CUNTBUCKET ASSHAT CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER STEVE BALLMER ASSCRACK DIPSHIT TITS & DICKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED WIENER SHITFUCKER DAGO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFUCKER COON CLIT BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER BUKKAKE DAMN JACKASS SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE BALL SACK 666 TOWELHEAD SEMPRINI ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFUCKER CROTCH JACKASS TIT DIRT BRITNEY BELGIUM DOG FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX HO FUCK NUGGET FUCK YOU ARSE I RAPE WALRUSES! TITTIES TITTIES YID HORSE SHIT SMEG JENKEM COCKGOBLIN KAFFIR FUCKER MALARKY DIPSHIT JACKASS FELLATIO DAMN WEHATEMARIO INCEST FELCHMONKEY BASTARD ASS ABO FUCK TWISTY VAGINA SHIT CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK PISS FUCK SAGGY TITS SHIT WIGGER HOT GRITS FELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOOBS SHITTY CROTCH ANAL DIABETES NIGGER NEGRO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NICARAGUA DAMN IT FUCKTARD BASTARD BASTARD BONG SCUMBUCKET PISSHOLE BORDER HOPPER FIST FUCK SEMEN ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS SHIT DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE BUKKAKE SOD DILDO SHITFACE COCKSUCKER PEEPEE DAMN GOATSE BITCH BONER NIPPLES CHICKEN FRIES COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN IT SAND NIGGER STEVE BALLMER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI WINDOWS VISTA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOCCASINS POMMIE SHITFACE RIGHT WING ASSHOLE SHITE SON OF A BITCH FUCK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK ARSE GANGBANG SEMEN HO MACACA SEMEN FUCKTARD SHITTY YOGHURT CANNON PEARL NECKLACE SUCK MY DICK JUSTIN BIEBER INCEST BORDER HOPPER RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK WIENER KAFFIR FEMADOM FUCK OFF DAMMIT BITCH BOB SAGET WIGGER 666 KIKE ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD DOUCHING CUNT DOUCHING BONER ASSHOLE PENISBIRD FUCKHEAD FAGGOT JAP NIGGER TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FAGGOT TITTIES BORDER HOPPER DICKLICK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! suck my mothers JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BITCH PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL DOT HEAD TWAT ASSCRACK FAGGOT SOD OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON INBRED CLIT TUBA SHITBALLS DICK TAFFY I WILL END YOU! CRAPMUNCHER TITS JACKASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE WIENER FUCKING FENCE JUMPER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKTARD WHITE PEOPLE TITTYWANK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive COCK and with the HELL and his PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of girraffes in which INBRED while reading about POLAK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See URINE-GARGLING also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCK YOU
Article written in the style of its subject This article is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FEWMETS subject. If you do not find it funny DICKHEAD, it is probably because you are an INBRED POLESMOKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. KAFFIR If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a VAGINA joke loses its humour WANK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITCUNTING ignorant, then you wouldn't have I'LL RAPE YOU needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BULLSHIT INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKFACE!!!!!I <3 COCK |

