Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's LET'S SHIT'DAGO'JOHNNY'ASS'DAMN'DOG SHIT'FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST look at the TITS talk page of this GYPSY article for notes or discussion before pen0r editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder BOB SAGET characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOG SHIT, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WHORE or FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POOPOO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOG SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUCK A BIG DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHAT television programs to address FAG Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK OFF Tourette's is TWAT not to be JESSE McCARTNEY confused with WHORE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHETITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HORSE SHIT random FUCK OFF disorientation, culturally-DOUCHE NAZI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFACE language, SHITCOCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK HUMAN RIGHTS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky O KURWA! souvenir shoppes and massive PECKERHEAD quantities COCKING FUCKBOROUGH of ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNTBUCKET Polite Note to the EMO Author:

The IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to GO HOME AND DIE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YOU article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GENITALIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WEHATEMARIO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SEX Tourrette's sufferers SPUNK swear. You can WIENER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

thing.

• The main TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITPISSER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAPTAIN CRUNCH knee DEVELOPERS! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ART METAL PRODUCTS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN IT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKBAG school for SHITPISSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become TOWELHEAD manically depressed and COCKGOBLIN commit DAMMIT suicide.
• There is no AY-AY-AY cure, and the FAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the OH SHI– tics often have adverse GOD DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONKEY DICK perodol" which caused my entire DONKEY PUNCHER body to go JACK OFF numb and JUSTIN BIEBER basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the POLAK drug.

I am an active member of a IT'S OVER 9000! tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD public view of Tourettes as a "GOOK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HORSE PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLEVELAND STEAMER sorry for SONNY BILL WILLIAMS "hi-jacking" your PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YID this that really CONDOMS annoys me. I am working towards a TAMPON IN MY ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAGHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a HELLFIRE horrible disorder is (not) HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON time.

Best RECTUM RAIDER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAPPY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. HOSER Regards to Andrew PISS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you SHIT LIKE A HORSE want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELL saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TACO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOG SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITSLINGING and TRANNY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITSLINGING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! DOG SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOG SHIT'S HOUSE

How SAND NIGGER to EPIDIDYMIS cure WALRUS SHIT the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette's AMERICA ONLINE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for DAMN Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome SACRAMENTO is FUCK OFF following DICKHEAD these FELCHMONKEY rules SHITTY in SCROTUM order:

• 1: Avoid CUNTING ASSCRACK immature THONG TASTER little ASSHAT kids,
• 2: Count to BIRD SHIT within DICK IN A BOX 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFACE ASS FASCIST WHORE nor MOTHERFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT yourself you LIMEY don't BOB SAGET have JUNGLE BUNNY this TITTYWANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRIG WITH NASTY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOG FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOG SHIT last straw NIGGER!

I fucking put GOD DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FLYING FUCK the TOP OF BLISTERING BARNACLES THIS SHITFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOG FUCKER offensive. DOUCHE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUM people who try FUCKHEAD to battle RAPE'FU SPANG that tight-ass PISS 17-year-BASTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELLATIO it now, but someone said COON' FUCKER SOD OFF'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INCEST is a laughing BUKKAKE matter. Plus there P'KANG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ARSE Uncyclopedia, there are SEMEN articles SHITTY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS stuff. So SEX that means SHITFACE stop getting mad at the BELGIUM first part too and BELGIUM talking about the POMMIE letter that it's SNUFF PORN mocking (what WANKSPLAT letter? I don't even know what FUCKSTAIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEX hi self OSTRICH MY ASS even made a really ASS good point. "It's MILF nothing more CARPET MUNCHER from a head nod to a SLOPE knee tick". RUSTY TROMBONE. Which I'll add CHRISTHUMPER onto VENEREAL DISEASE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHETITS suffer that FLYING FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NECROPHILIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOUR MOM be, because if I were a JUNGLE BUNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTTFUCKER hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on HENTAI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read FUCK YOU the freaking PISSHOLE article anyway.

ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOU WANKER JIGGABOO HO CARPET MUNCHER WANK BALL SACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS

DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD POTTYMOUTH BUGFUCK FUCKING BASEBALL ASSRAMMER YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT JAP HORSE SHIT ASS TOSSER SEMEN WEHATEMARIO DOODIE HEAD BLUE PENIS! DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK HADJI COLGATE YID DILDO MARGARET THATCHER BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES CLEMEN TESTICLE CHOKE STUB PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MASTURBATION BRITNEY PISS UP MY ARSE BEAVER HELL KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKBAG SHITTY DIPSHIT CHUFF SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHING ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT POLAK ASSHAT ASS FUCKER PISS GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH POTTYMOUTH SHITTY HAIL SATAN! CROTCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT FUCKING A GOD DAMN HORSE PENIS BUGGER VAGINA FUCKWIT CUNT TURD JOHN ELWAY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BALLS TITWANK POTTYMOUTH PISS NI GYPSY SHIT WIGGER SHITTY ORGASM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRAPPY TWAT PAKI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GYPSY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSHOLE CUNT POKÉMON ASSFACE FU SPANG FUCK YOU DUMBASS ORGASM SHITE FUCKING BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN PAKI HELL SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS DYKE CUNT BIG FOOT BALLS JOHN ELWAY ARSE SAGGY TITS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIKACHU JUSTIN BIEBER PRICK GIVING HEAD FAGGOT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PRICK DAMN IT DOG FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF ALF DAMNATION ASS FRITZ MOLDY TITS PAKI WOODPECKERSHIT MASTURBATION FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! ASSWIPE SHIT JOHN ELWAY DICK CHICKEN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SAND NIGGER FUCKER FUCKING A AMERICA ONLINE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NICARAGUA CHUFF FLYING FUCK VAGINA WIENER SHITE NEGRO FUCKTARD CC PLZ SHITSLINGING SCROTUM DILDO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKTARD TUBA FUCKING RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING DAMN HELLFUCKER GOD DAMMIT REBECCA BLACK CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS HELL CAMEL FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE SHIT JOHNNY CUNT TITWANK FUCKING A DAMN FUCKFACE WOP LAKE TITICACA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE SHITSKIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TONY LA RUSSA DAMN WANKSPLAT AY-AY-AY FUCK GOBSHITE FUCK DILDO RAT'S COCK WOP ASSHAT TURD BUTT-HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHE GRINGO FUCK YOU PENIS DONALD RUMSFELD HO GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE CUNT GOBSHITE INBRED FUCK RAT'S ASS CUNT CUNT FUCK JACKASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FROG ASSHAT DAMNATION JIGGABOO PORCH MONKEY NIGGER TITS SEX AY-AY-AY WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER BEAVER FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK FIRECROTCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE CUNT HORSE SHIT ASSFACE FROG HELL POOPOO PISS ARTIST INBRED FELLATIO ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS BIRD IN THE HOUSE TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST YOU WANKER POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD WANK ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK POKÉMON WANK BLOWJOB FUCKER JERRY SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKHEAD ASS FASCIST FUCKING ASSRAPING DICKFACE SHITTY HELL DUMBASS BITCH SUCK MY DICK PIG JOHN ELWAY KNOBJOCKEY NECROPHILIA INBRED TAMPONS PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT FUCKING DIPSHIT POMMIE FEMADOM JOHNNY FUCKING JUMP! CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKBAG BEANER JIZZ WHITE POWER TRANNY CUNTING ASSCRACK SOD OFF HELL COLGATE FUCKING SUCK MY COCK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DICK TITS SCUMBAG [Insert yet another person's name here] ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING COON INBRED LOLCAT CUNNILINGUS LOGJAMMER COCKSMOKER TWAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! DICK IN A BOX JOHNNY DICK CHICKEN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOATSE DEVELOPERS! REBECCA BLACK AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK WANK BUGGER CHOLERA IS FUN! FUCK OFF SPUNK TITS SHIT WANK BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FAGGOT SHITE FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF BLOWJOB EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCK DOUCHETITS MALARKY FRIG QUEEF HORSE SHIT JAP WIENER CONDOMS CLIT PUNANI SEX DOUCHING O CANADA RAPE DOUCHEBAG JUSTIN BIEBER CHING CHONG CHINK SON OF A BITCH TITS TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE DAGO NIGNOG CRAP ON A STICK DAMN IT NIGGER TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHING MAMA MIA PUSSY CHIGGER WHORE BALL SACK FUCKER SHIT NIGGER ASSHAT YOU WANKER FUCKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS POOPY NIGGER FUCK YOU DAMNATION I'LL RAPE YOU ASS BIGNOSE DAMN TOWELHEAD SON OF A BITCH BOOBS FUCKING SHITHEAD JACK OFF DELICIOUS CAKE SHITE JACKASS SHIT MOCKIE pen0r ASSFACE POLAK ASSWIPE AMERICAN SPELLING ASSHAT BORDER HOPPER FUCK JAP WIGGER FAGGOT CUNT ORGASM JERK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MASTURBATION DUNE COON SACRAMENTO DIPSHIT PUSSY PISS ARTIST DUMBASS BIRD SHIT LET'S SHIT BUKKAKE SCUMBAG FUCKFACE RUSKIE CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS SUGARTITS O CANADA BULLSHIT FUCK SHITCOCK WIGGER FUCK FUCKING PISS ARTIST PEDOPHILIA SHIT SHITFACE MOLDY TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP POO POO BLOWJOB GOAT DICK DIPSHIT FUCK A DUCK DAMN PUSSY REDNECK BONER TITS CRAPMUNCHER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITFACE KIKE PISS SHITBALLS PENISFUCK RAT'S COCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITCOCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MOCCASINS TITTYWANK CHENEY YOUR MOM WIGGER SHITTY FELLATIO TITS & DICKS BASTARD GOOK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS MICK ANAL DIABETES PISSHOLE CONSENSUS SHITE SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NORTH KOREA ASS FASCIST STEVE BALLMER GARBAGE DAY! CUNTSWILLING NI SUGAR JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TIBET FUCKWIT CUNT SHITFACE BLOWJOB FUCK DICK TAFFY COON WARNER MUSIC GROUP SPANK THE MONKEY HELL YUKY DOODY SHITE BASTARD GOOK DUMBASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DOM DeLUISE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BALLS SEX DAMN IT BENCH PRESS MOCCASINS TITS & DICKS SHITTY MOCCASINS SHITBALLS TWAT COCK SHIT BUTT PIRATE CRAP BITCH BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD COMMUNISM IS STUPID DOUCHE NAZI SHITE POMMIE PUSSYLICKER FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH BOOBS FUCK OFF NIPPLES SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE LIMEY CHOAD ASSCRACK DYKE SHITBALLS FUCKING NEGRO DICKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S COCK HEIL HITLER! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TEDDY BEARS RECTUM RAIDER SCUMBUCKET LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCROTUM INBRED DAMN FELLATIO JELLY BEANS FRIG BITCH POMMIE DOG FUCKER CC PLZ BUTTFUCKER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA NORTH KOREA NIGNOG FAGGOT BASTARD CUNT DILDO JACKASS CONDOMS HO WIENER WANK CRAP NORTH KOREA MOCCASINS RAPE DICKFACE BULLCRAP WANK FAG PISS RICK MORANIS DILDO [expletive deleted] JERK OFF JIGGABOO ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMN DAMN PISS FROG [EXPLETIVE] ANAL DIABETES WOP GOD DAMN FUCKER HONKY DOT HEAD GOD DAMN GANGBANG DUMBASS SOD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKTARD DAMN NI FUCKING MILF PISS OFF MY ASS GOATSE MICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER BASTARD FUCK FELLATIO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT BEAVER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSLINGING CHIGGER DICK TITS TITS & DICKS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNNILINGUS AMERICA ONLINE BEAVER COCK SLOPE RAT'S COCK ASS BEANER BOOBS SHITTY COCKSUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! [expletive deleted] ASSWIPE I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK SUGARTITS MUGABE HAS AIDS FAG YOU WANKER ASSFACE DIPSHIT ASSHAT FUCKWIT ASSHOLE YID FELLATIO FLAMING ASS BADGER INCEST CHAV NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS CUNTRAG WETBACK DICKHEAD CUNTSWILLING RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE CHOAD KISSER TACO ORGASM YOU WANKER DUMBASS SHITE FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA REDSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT FUCKSTAIN COON BOYCOTT VIACOM! D'OH GENITALIA LIMEY FREE ELECTIONS DAMN IT TRANNY HOMO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS ASSHAT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE BEANER FLYING FUCK WALRUS SHIT ASS PENIS HEIL HITLER! I WILL END YOU! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! DONKEY DICK WIENER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MACACA COCK [expletive deleted] BOLLOCKS CAMEL FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO FRITZ O CANADA ARSE ANAL FUCKING A D'OH BOLLOCKS GOAT DICK REBECCA BLACK CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKER BONER RAT'S ASS DAMN IT GRAPE PENIS HELL GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELL INCEST FAG LOLCAT ASS TITTIES BASTARD CRAP KNOBJOCKEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMMIT FEWMETS ASSFACE SCROTUM JERK OFF SHITFACE ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD LOLCAT HOMO WIENER SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST POLAK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CRAPPY JAP LET'S SHIT CLEMEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HONKY HELLFUCKER CHUFF SWIMMING POOL FAG BUKKAKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAT'S COCK ARSE FELLATIO DAMN FRIG GOBSHITE ASS LICKER CLUSTERFUCK NORTH KOREA MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK QUEEF GRAPE PENIS LOGJAMMER DAMMIT NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD OLD CHRIST OF A WANK ASSCRACK PISS CROTCH CUNT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! PISS FAGGOT HELL ABO MASTURBATION ANUSCAKE CONAN O'BRIAN FIRECROTCH SEX GRINGO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ARSE DOUCHEBAG ASS CUM MALARKY ANAL DICKLICK WANK COCKSMOKER BEAVER SHITE INCEST ASS FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK DAMMIT DAGO BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK HELL THONG TASTER SEX TONY LA RUSSA HELL LOLCAT CLIT SPUNK CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS WALRUS SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JAP WIGGER AY-AY-AY DOUCHING BUGFUCK DOT HEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH COCK CAMEL JOCKEY CHINK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TAMPONS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! INCEST BELGIUM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DONKEY DICK DAMN IT ASSFACE KRAUT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS YOU WANKER FUCKING CRACKER RECTUM RAIDER SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE FUCKING A SAND NIGGER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS VAGINA CRACKER BUTTFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING BOOBS BLUMPKIN BELLEND FUCKER HELL WANKSPLAT SHIT DICKFACE FLYING FUCK COCKSHITTER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CTHULHU FHTAGN ASS FASCIST SNUFF PORN JAP FLYING FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN IT NIGNOG BUKKAKE DICK CHICKEN TOSSER TOSSER QUEEF DAMN SUCK MY DICK TITTYWANK BULLSHIT JACKASS SHIT CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANK SCUMBAG DOUCHEBAG YOGHURT CANNON CUNTYMINTS SHIT DAMN IT DICKHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB NIPPLES BALL SACK MARGARET THATCHER SHITE CARPET MUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN DICKFACE TAMPONS EMO MOCCASINS REDNECK BITCH SUITCASE PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE INBRED HELLFUCKER TURD SCUMBAG BELLEND FUDGEPACKER ASSHAT DAMN ASS LICKER YOUR MOM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITCOCK WANK AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEDOPHILIA HOLY DUMB FUCK WHORE KNOBJOCKEY SHIT GOBSHITE CHRISTHUMPER BLOWJOB PIG JERK OFF SON OF A BITCH BITCH FRED PHELPS HONKY PENISPENISPENIS!!! NICARAGUA DOODIE HEAD ASSHAT PENIS ON A BUN FLOWERS DILDO FELCHING BALLS NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBUCKET ANUSCAKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHOLE ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE RAT'S COCK RECTUM RAIDER SUCK MY DICK NEGRO FUCKING A SHITE YOU WANKER ASS DILDO MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT BALLS BITCH ABO EMO TITWANK POOPOO BUTTFUCKER NEGRO POLESMOKER SEMEN FUCKING A YOU WANKER POLAK ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST GOAT DICK CAMEL FUCKER ORGASM SAND NIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK DAMN KIKE FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE SHITCOCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RUSKIE MONKEY SHIT O KURWA! ASSHAT RAT'S ASS FUCKER ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK PISS TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE SHITE MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PUSSY GIVING HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HOT GRITS FEWMETS TWAT MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT SPIC NIGGER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKFACE FUCKING BASEBALL SHITE CUNNILINGUS FLYING RAT'S ASS POTTYMOUTH DICKLICK ASSHOLE TITTYWANK SUITCASE PENIS TACO BASTARD GOD DAMN CHENEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BLUMPKIN ARSE JACK ABRAMOFF WIENER TWO-INCH PENIS CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER LET'S SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA FUCK SCUMBUCKET FEWMETS FUCK WANKER DICKLICK HELL GOOK FUCKSTAIN WIENER FUCK SCUMBUCKET All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL JAP JOHNNY WANKER FUCK SEMEN YUKY DOODY ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POTTYMOUTH SHITE DUMBASS ANAL MICK BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY MILF PENIS ON A BUN WANKER SHITCOCK FAG FUCK FUCK OFF RAGHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK FAG Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the JIZZ and his SPANK THE MONKEY of girraffes in which PISSHOLE while reading about PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TURD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM!