Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKLICK'TRANNY'JUSTIN BIEBER'CUNTYMINTS'CUM'SHITHEAD'ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SAGGY TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder PRICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIGGER TITS, sudden FUCK YOU m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or CANDY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONGSHOVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUCK COCKS IN HELL! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUNANI FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SONNY BILL WILLIAMS utterFUCKance of socially DAGO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHE Tourette's is POLACK not to be ASS confused with LET'S SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying THONG TASTER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FRED PHELPS random JUSTIN BIEBER disorientation, culturally-PENISBIRD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITTIES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELLFUCKER language, PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD BLESS AMERICA NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER OFF souvenir shoppes and massive DICKLICK quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES JUSTIN BIEBER garbage.

Darnit.

A PEDOPHILIA Polite Note to the YOGHURT CANNON Author:

The BITCH Tourette's DICK CHICKEN Research Institute was CLEVELAND STEAMER founded to CRAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I'LL RAPE YOU article NAZI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSBANDIT Tourrette's sufferers I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT swear. You can CUNT CRAPPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible FUCKWIT thing.
• The main TWAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JUSTIN BIEBER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER knee NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNTING ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FELCHMONKEY school for ARSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKWIT sufferers to become GRINGO manically depressed and NAZI commit DAMN suicide.
• There is no DUMBASS cure, and the ASSRAMMER drugs that are available to, "calm" the BLUMPKIN tics often have adverse BELLEND side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIGS MIGHT FLY perodol" which caused my entire BUGGER OFF body to go BAD MOTHERFUCKER numb and JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOTHERFUCKER it is without the SEX drug.

I am an active member of a FRAK tourette syndrome WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the SOD OFF public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DONKEY PUNCHER sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like pen0r this that really ASSWIPE annoys me. I am working towards a GIVING HEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOD DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIGNOSE, and making fun of a FRITZ horrible disorder is (not) Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JAP time.

Best SHITPISSER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTYMINTS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The ORGASM bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you DAMN IT want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMNATION saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my VENEREAL DISEASE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NIGGER TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS and BUTTFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITE BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PRICK HORSE! NIGGER TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NIGGER TITS'S HOUSE

How TITS & DICKS to YOU WANKER cure DONKEY DICK the FUCK Tourette's PEDOPHILIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MONKEY'S UNCLE for PISSHOLE Tourette's HORSE SHIT Syndrome WOMEN'S RIGHTS is DONKEY DICK following SHITPISSER these DUMBASS rules RECTUM RAIDER in LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! order:

• 1: Avoid TOURETTE'S IS FUN immature LET'S SHIT little BALL SACK kids,
• 2: Count to TURD within SHITCOCK 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BOOBS BALL SACK PENISPENISPENIS!!! nor PEARL NECKLACE talk,
• 4: Tell BELLEND yourself you CHUFF don't FUCKING JUMP! have SEX this JIGGABOO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HAIL SATAN! WITH NASTY JIZZ DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NIGGER TITS last straw CHICKEN FRIES!

I fucking put FRIG' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST THIS SHITFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. VENEREAL DISEASE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTYMINTS people who try GOBSHITE to battle DONKEY DICK'FUCKFUCKFUCK that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SCUMBAG it now, but someone said RAT'S ASS' HELL WANK'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TRANNY is a laughing COCKSUCKER matter. Plus there FUCKING JUMP! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITTY Uncyclopedia, there are DAMNATION articles AUTOFELLATIO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So BITCH that means DAMN stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and GIVING HEAD talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's ROSES mocking (what FIST FUCK letter? I don't even know what CRAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self BASTARD even made a really LIKE FATHER LIKE SON good point. "It's I'LL RAPE YOU nothing more BONER from a head nod to a GOD DAMN knee tick". MOTHERFUCKER. Which I'll add CLIT onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JACKASS suffer that FUCK YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BULLSHIT be, because if I were a CHICKEN FRIES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD hilarious. If you ASS LICKER Want facts, go on WANK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll VAGINA be offended, don't read AUTOFELLATIO the freaking SHIT article anyway.

HELL NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT 666 DICKFACE PISSHOLE PENIS ON A BUN CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT FUCKWIT

PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT FUCKTARD WIENER FUCK A DUCK RAPE PENIS ASSWIPE ASSRAPING FUCKSTAIN PRICK SHITTY EMO FRED PHELPS FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK HELL NECROPHILIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHIGGER GANGBANG CLIT SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CANNED QUOTE JERRY FUCK OFF NORTH KOREA A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! CONDOMS SHITE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES INCEST ASSHOLE SHIT SHITE BEANER AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER DYKE LHASA PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE FUCKING A BASTARD POMMIE DAMN INJUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE GOBSHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER TWAT JIZZ JACK OFF CHIGGER FUCK NUGGET LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ASS NEGRO JIGGABOO BITCH JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD BOON FUCKING ARSE SPIC JAP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELCHMONKEY BUKKAKE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF SOD BITCH SHIT DICK TITS BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER BITCH DICK DIPSHIT CUNTRAG BASTARD BELLEND FUCKFACE CUNT LAPPER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BALL SACK WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMN ASSWIPE WANK DOUCHE BALL SACK SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTT PIRATE DAMN SAND NIGGER DAMN IT PORCH MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY CLIT SHITE GOD DAMN TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELLFIRE FUCK YOU BULLSHIT BULLSHIT ASS BALLS ASSHAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS BASTARD ARSE FRIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE TITWANK DAMN CHOAD RIGHT WING BITCH LOLCAT AMERICA ONLINE CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY BLUMPKIN I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK DYKE BITCH DOUCHE WANK FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS RAPE CRAPFUCKER RICK MORANIS DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK PUSSY SAMUEL L. JACKSON TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH PUNANI TITS & DICKS HELL FUCKFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WETBACK WIGGER BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST BASTARD DOUCHING SHIT CLIT INJUN REDNECK HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD ASSHOLE JERK OFF HORSE PENIS CAMEL FUCKER HELL COON BITCH MARGARET THATCHER SHITFUCKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOG FUCKER INBRED DICKFACE BIRD SHIT DICKFACE COCK I WILL KILL YOU! HELL BONER SHITFACE POMMIE FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMN FUCKWIT SPANK THE MONKEY SPUNK BOB SAGET CONDOMS SHITFUCKER WANK PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD BOOBS ASSHAT CROTCH PENIS DUMBASS CUNT GOD DAMN BUGGER OFF DICKFACE FELLATIO HOMO WIGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SCUMBUCKET WIENER BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD POLACK FIRECROTCH SCUMBAG ASS FASCIST PUSSY PENISFUCK POLAK SHIT TITS ASS ASSWIPE CC PLZ HORSE SHIT NEGRO KNOBJOCKEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKSHITTER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKWAD NEGRO HELL POLAK POO POO BLOWJOB CUNTSWILLING SOD OFF ALF JACKASS SHIT PRICK NI FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASS KIKE FUCKING BITCH FUCKWIT PUNANI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AAAAAAAAA! ASSRAPING D'OH GREASER SOD PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER CONDOMS URINE-GARGLING DICKWAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP SUGARTITS QUEEF CHUFF DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS BALL SACK FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD PISS RICK MORANIS INBRED POLAK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU DOUCHETITS FELCHING WINDOWS VISTA BULLSHIT NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITCOCK FUCK NUGGET PORCUPINE'S BALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HOLY DUMB FUCK BUTTFUCKER HO RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER BALLS SCROTUM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PENIS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CRACKER BASTARD FUCK YOU FLAMING ASS BADGER JIZZ SHITFACE JAP INCEST DAMN FUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITTIES BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS ARTIST P'KANG FELLATIO THONG TASTER WANK BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY JIGGABOO FUCK FUCKHEAD WETBACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL JIGGABOO BIRD SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS BIG FOOT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING A SHIT JACKASS SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT FUCKTARD FRENCH TICKLER SHIT RUSKIE WIENER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH BUGGER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PISS OFF DYKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE WANK ARSE NIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS DARTH VADER BEAVER JACKASS BIRD SHIT PISS suck my mothers CUM DIPSHIT WANKER BIGNOSE COCKSUCKER FUCK BUGGER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FELLATIO BUGGER SHIT AMERICAN SPELLING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKFACE FEMADOM MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN CROTCH REBECCA BLACK LOGJAMMER DAMN CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK TRANNY BRUSH MA TEETH CUM BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS PENISBIRD CUNT STEVE BALLMER DAMN FELCHING PISS ARTIST NAZI DOUCHEBAG HORSE PENIS BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK INCEST CLEMEN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BITCH DAMN BALLS PUSSY POOPY FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTRAG SHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POOPOO DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT HOSER TENTACLE RAPE ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT GOAT DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY CRAP WIENER ASSHOLE FEMADOM SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? DICK IN A BOX ASSFACE ARSE HOLY DUMB FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLIT GOD DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER BULLCRAP CRAPFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! OH SHI– FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY CHUFF FIST FUCK SHITCUNTING FUCKFACE FUCKBAG FUCK PISS OFF SEMEN FUCK YOU HITLER DICKHEAD FUCKTARD FELLATIO NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG SAND NIGGER SCUMBUCKET DOUCHING FAGGOT ASSWIPE WHORE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITE FUCKWIT YOU WANKER DICK TWAT ASS CARPET MUNCHER TACO FUCK GOD DAMMIT ASS WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU DUMBASS DAMN IT YOGHURT CANNON BITCH DUMBASS FUCKWIT FUCK LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD SEX CAMEL FUCKER HORSE SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES BOYCOTT VIACOM! FRAK STEVE BALLMER CUNT WANK SHIT JACKASS SHIT CHIGGER GYPSY ASSHAT TONY LA RUSSA MALL SANTA SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK BITCH ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD GREASER SHITE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD PECKERHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCK BALL SACK SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS CAMEL JOCKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GYPSY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTT-HEAD DOUCHING HELL FUCKING COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT DARTH VADER FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT FU SPANG WANKER FUCKTARD ARSE YID IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER CUM RAGHEAD CECIL JOHN RHODES PUSSY BATHING SUIT AREA AY-AY-AY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SUCK A BIG DICK JERRY DIRTY SANCHEZ BALL SACK BLISTERING BARNACLES WANK DICKHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOOBIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN FEMADOM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAPE BLOWJOB MOCCASINS KRAUT BOOBS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE BLOWJOB FIST FUCK COCKSUCKER DICKLICK PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM CUM DICKHEAD DOUCHE CUNT SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB KIKE KNOBJOCKEY FRIENDS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO BLUE PENIS! CUNT FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NIGGER NIGGER TITS CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT COCK WANK BEAVER NEOPETS BELLEND SUCK MY DICK I CAN AFFORD FOOD FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA BOOBIES FUCKING BASEBALL RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU ANUSCAKE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKWIT GREASER BASTARD POLAK JIGGABOO DOUCHE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE BLISTERING BARNACLES SAMUEL L. JACKSON WIENER DIPSHIT FASHION BUG SCUMBAG FAGGOT FUCKHEAD suck my mothers DAMN FUCKHEAD COCKGOBLIN CHUFF DAMN DIPSHIT ARSE HUEY P. NEWTON SLOPE BULLCRAP CLUSTERFUCK SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FELLATIO DOG FUCKER ABO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAGHEAD VAGINA PISS BELGIUM RICK MORANIS DICK BITCH SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK WIENER BOOBIES CHALICE SHITFUCKER WANK CHICKEN FRIES CHOAD KISSER BULLSHIT CUNTRAG FUCKING JUMP! TITS & DICKS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK PASTURE CUNT FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN PEDOPHILIA POMMIE CRACKER MOLDY TITS CRACKER DAMN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCK DICKHEAD ASS BUTT PIRATE CUNNILINGUS FOUR-EYES EPIDIDYMIS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD FUCKING A NIGGER WANK SHITE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHAKOPEE TOWELHEAD PENIS QUEEF HOSER BITCH PEARL NECKLACE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD RAPE HELLFUCKER COCKSUCKER TURD SHITFUCKER INBRED DICKHEAD CUNT CRAPPER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN TITS FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN SHITFUCKER BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN SHITE DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOLLOCKS ASS BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN SHITPISSER SHIT NIPPLES PISS OFF TITS & DICKS FIST FUCK RAPE ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT CRAPPY BONG FLAMING ASS BADGER PIXIES MARGARET THATCHER CUNTBUCKET CRAPPY SUCK MY COCK TUBA CUNT DICKLICK BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JENKEM PISS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICKLICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT SHITTY REDNECK PEDOPHILIA SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT DYKE BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN CUNNILINGUS NICARAGUA GREASER FELLATIO MILF HONKY SHAKOPEE DONKEY DICK DILDO THONG TASTER SAND NIGGER MALL SANTA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HADJI SHIT BULLSHIT GIVING HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER DICKHEAD STEVE BALLMER TITWANK DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S ASS ASSHAT DICKHEAD CUNT LIMEY PEARL NECKLACE SLOPE BITCH BONER FELCHING FUCK KIKE PENIS BUKKAKE PISS ARTIST REDNECK FUCKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAGO FEMADOM INBRED DOG FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOG FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER CROTCH FUCKSTAIN SHIT PISS BITCH GENITALIA DAGO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKHEAD BITCH LET'S SHIT TUBA REDSKIN RAPE HOMO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHOLE PISS OFF JERK OFF PRICK GREASER DONKEY PUNCHER ALF WANK DICKFACE DIPSHIT COON CUNT FLYING FUCK ABO BITCH CARPET MUNCHER POLACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TITTYWANK DOUCHE SHIT SOD OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE BOOBIES BUGGER OFF ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA POOPOO HELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JERK OFF [Insert silly non-swear here] CHING CHONG CHINK SACRAMENTO SCUMBAG SPUNK RAT'S COCK ASS DICK IN A BOX SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE WIENER [expletive deleted] HOSER FUCKSTAIN TWAT WIENER CUNT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU INBRED RAGHEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JACKASS SHIT BOOBS WANK BALLS YOUR MOM VAGINA FUCKER WEHATEMARIO GENITALIA DAMMIT WANK SHITCUNTING HEIL HITLER! GOBSHITE JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKFACE EPIDIDYMIS [Insert yet another person's name here] SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MAMA MIA HELL HORSE PENIS DUMBASS TITS FUCK BOOBS pen0r BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN suck my mothers FUCK A DUCK REDNECK COCKSTUFFER SHITFACE BALLS COCKSTUFFER STEVE BALLMER BLUMPKIN PENIS FUCKING SHITTY CUNT BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS CHINK POLACK SEX ASS DAMN IT ASSFACE FEWMETS FUCKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING A CLIT AUTOFELLATIO SHITCOCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TOSSER SHITSLINGING INCEST TUBA SHIT EMO JUNGLE BUNNY REDSKIN DAMN IT FELCHING DUMBASS ASSCRACK FUCK BOOBIES BULLSHIT POMMIE SHITSKIN FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OFF FUCKING A FASHION BUG CAPTAIN CRUNCH BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI FLAMEVIPER FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN JOHNNY ASS LICKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMN HEAVEN MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER BLUMPKIN ANUSCAKE ASS GANGBANG ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD HENTAI PAKI SMEG ASSHAT ORGASM BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LGBT RIGHTS DAMN BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BEAVER O KURWA! POOPY MALARKY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EMO CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN ASS BUNG-HOLE ASS DICKHEAD DONKEY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MILF COCK [Insert yet another person's name here] ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY! ASS COCKSHITTER BASTARD FUCK NICARAGUA DAMN FUCKWIT FUCKING YOUR MOM AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SAND NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSWIPE FUCKING A BULLSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE YOGHURT CANNON KIKE SHITFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NICARAGUA TITS DAGO PENIS ON A STICK BITCH CHIGGER ASSCRACK pen0r HELLFUCKER [Insert swear here] MILF FRENCH TICKLER HO MONKEY'S UNCLE DOT HEAD BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHALICE INBRED DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK A DUCK DOUCHE NAZI AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION CUNTING ASSCRACK COCK FUCKWIT WHITE PEOPLE RAGHEAD WIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH PISS CUNNILINGUS PUNANI DIPSHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the DOG FUCKER and his ASS LICKER of girraffes in which FUCKING while reading about NIGGER TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PENISFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SALISBURY