Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'WINDOWS VISTA'DIPSHIT'PISS'DICK'CAMEL JOCKEY'LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DAMN look at the DOUCHE NAZI talk page of this BUTT PIRATE article for notes or discussion before PRICK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COON neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS SHIT, sudden TAFFY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS or BONER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOUCHETITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FELCHMONKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNNILINGUS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPANK THE MONKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGGER BUTT PIRATE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITS utterFUCKance of socially VOTE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNNILINGUS television programs to address PISS Tourette's syndrome.

CRACKER Tourette's is JESSE McCARTNEY not to be FUCKHEAD confused with DOG FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHIGGER random DAMN disorientation, culturally-DOG SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BAT FUCK INSANE language, WIKIPEDIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS & DICKS BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK NUGGET souvenir shoppes and massive BAD MOTHERFUCKER quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES AMERICA ONLINE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITSLINGING Polite Note to the POLACK Author:

The ASSHOLE Tourette's BIRD SHIT Research Institute was JOHNNY founded to POLACK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POOPY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! article JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOCCASINS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSKIN Tourrette's sufferers FUDGEPACKER swear. You can SAND NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GYPSY TV, for always focusing on the SPICY CUNT FUCK bad side of a terrible FUCKING FUCKFUCKER thing.
• The main PISS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BULLSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITCUNTING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIENER knee JIZZ NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GENITALIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMN school for WOODPECKERSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and CUNNILINGUS commit CUNTRAG suicide.
• There is no FUCK cure, and the I'LL RAPE YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse BIGNOSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCUMBAG perodol" which caused my entire MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! body to go BOOBIES numb and SHITBALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOU WANKER it is without the YOGHURT CANNON drug.

I am an active member of a PECKERHEAD tourette syndrome PUSSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PENISBIRD the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "PRICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MACACA sorry for LIMEY "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN IT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NAZI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIRTY SANCHEZ, and making fun of a GOD DAMN horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUNG-HOLE time.

Best SLOPE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOODPECKERSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society MEG.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. RICK MORANIS Regards to Andrew GIVING HEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you PENIS want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JACKASS SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE and DYKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CAMEL FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITS BAND WITH 4 MONKEY SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GANGBANG HORSE! JACKASS SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS SHIT'S HOUSE

How GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS to ASSHAT cure HELL the BULLSHIT Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTBUCKET for TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette's PISS OFF Syndrome WANKSPLAT is CUNT CRAPPER following CUNTBUCKET these PIECE OF SHIT rules JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE in DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid CUNT LAPPER immature FUCKING A little JACKASS SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within FUCK YOU 10 JERRYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HOLY DUMB FUCK PIGFUCKER PEDOPHILIA nor MARGARET THATCHER talk,
• 4: Tell I WILL END YOU! yourself you CLUSTERFUCK don't CLIT have GOD DAMN this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! WITH NASTY HONKY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JACKASS SHIT last straw TRANNY!

I fucking put INDIA HAS NUKES' my comment at the TOP OF THE WETBACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BIRD SHIT the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS CUNNILINGUS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. CHENEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ARSE people who try PISS to battle JAP'SEX that tight-ass INBRED 17-year-RUSTY TROMBONE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOOBS it now, but someone said SOD OFF' TITTIES NAZI'KNOBJOCKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALLS is a laughing BUGGER matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SOD Uncyclopedia, there are GENITALIA articles BALLS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So PISSHOLE that means OSTRICH MY ASS stop getting mad at the BIGNOSE first part too and Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! talking about the CUNT letter that it's FELCHMONKEY mocking (what CHUFF letter? I don't even know what JIZZ the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITSLIDE hi self I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! even made a really 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT good point. "It's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE nothing more EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG from a head nod to a SHITSKIN knee tick". COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT. Which I'll add BUGGER OFF onto NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKWAD suffer that ASSHAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JIGGABOO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHICKEN SHIT be, because if I were a DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKBAG hilarious. If you PAKI Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BLOWJOB be offended, don't read FAG the freaking GOOK article anyway.

PEEPEE GOD DAMN PUSSYLICKER FUCK SCUMBUCKET HELL SHITCOCK WIKIPEDIA KAFFIR CUNT

FELLATIO FUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK SUGARTITS YOU SUCK BALLS GOD DAMN TAFFY CUNNILINGUS TOSSER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACK OFF FRIG ASSHOLE MALARKY CHIGGER HELL FEMADOM YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY ASS NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DICK FLYING FUCK O KURWA! BULLSHIT COCK RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE CHINK HORSE SHIT TITS CLUSTERFUCK ARSE MICK ASS CRACKER CUNT DAMN PISS ARTIST FRIG GOATSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS FUCK BOOBS SHIT PRICK BENSON SUCKS WANK BITCH BOOBS WALRUS SHIT PUSSY HELLFUCKER CRAPPY GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH SHIT PENIS ON A BUN FUCKTARD FUCKING SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER FAG GRIS PAKI HELL QUEEF DONGSHOVER I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK COLGATE PUSSY SCROTUM CUNT DAMN JACKASS SHITFACE RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELLFUCKER BULLSHIT SEMEN BEAVER ALF PISS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS I'LL RAPE YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ORGASM WANK FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TWISTY VAGINA AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER RAPE SCROTUM SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE SHITFACE SHITFACE ASSFACE WANK WOODPECKERSHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS CHINK BUGGER OFF PIG ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT TAMPONS [EXPLETIVE] SCUMBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PENIS GYPSY HAIL SATAN! KNOBJOCKEY POWERSHIT MASTURBATION DUMBASS MARGARET THATCHER BALLS SHITPISSER COON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PUSSYLICKER INBRED BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY POOPY AUTOFELLATIO CHUFF WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHRISTHUMPER CHICKEN FRIES FUCKHEAD COLGATE ORANGE TURTLE FRIG BITCH INCEST BITCH ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL STUB WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! JOHN ELWAY BLUMPKIN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN JACK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY PAKI FLYING RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANAL ASSHOLE SCUMBUCKET FUCKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES VAGINA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK VAGINA SHITSKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOM DeLUISE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHING BIGNOSE JOHN SMILEY FACE FELLATIO WANK DUMBASS TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK O CANADA POOPOO SCROTUM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUM BITCH FLYING FUCK PRICK MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD CLEMEN FLYING FUCK SHIT DOUCHE NAZI MONKEY SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SCUMBAG MOLDY TITS BATMAN & ROBIN DIPSHIT SHITFACE BUTT-HOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHAKOPEE FUCK YOU PIG BORDER HOPPER WANK PICKANINNY CHIGGER FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CUNTBUCKET [expletive deleted] SHITE PEACEFUL BALL SACK BOOBS DIPSHIT CONDOMS FUCK BITCH BELLEND BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER OFF COMMUNIST DILDO BALL SACK DAMN SHITCOCK FUCKER HITLER DAMN FENCE JUMPER ASSCRACK BASTARD ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOLLOCKS SHITPISSER GOD DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS QUEEF CLUSTERFUCK DICK DAMN IT TWAT CUNNILINGUS SCUMBAG FUDGEPACKER LENS CRAFTERS NIGGER PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS FRIG SHITFUCKER PIGFUCKER FUCKHEAD SPUNK LENS CRAFTERS JACKASS RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD LENS CRAFTERS PORCH MONKEY FUCKING A SUCK MY DICK GRINGO [Insert swear here] BOOBIES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACKASS GOD DAMN TIMBER NIGGER INCEST FUCKING FASHION BUG DOG FUCKER BITCH LOLCAT FUCK TAMPONS NI TITWANK CHOAD PISS ARTIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH AUTOFELLATIO RICK MORANIS REDNECK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SHIT NEGRO DAMN CRACKER WIKIPEDIA FUCK ASSCRACK DOT HEAD DONKEY DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT CRAP ON A STICK BOB SAGET BOOBS COCKSHITTER GOATSE WANK FAGGOT CUNTBUCKET BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A WHORE WALRUS SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER WIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRAK FUCKING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FASHION BUG ASS YOU WANKER KAFFIR I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE BITCH FUCK FAGGOT SHAKOPEE MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE ASSHAT FUCK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FAG WETBACK INBRED JACKASS TITMOUSE SLOPE FUCKTARD DYKE DILDO COCKSHITTER CLEMEN GRINGO CUNT BITCH FUCK ARSEBADGERS WOODPECKERSHIT KIKE SIGMUND FREUD BLUMPKIN FLAMING ASS BADGER CLIT DAMN JENKEM SHITSLINGING POMMIE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! POOPY FROG POOPY WANKSPLAT LOLCAT KIKE TITTYWANK ASSWIPE BASTARD POOPOO BUTT-HOLE FUCKING A INJUN CHAV RAPE FELLATIO SOD OFF SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! INJUN FUCKING A FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI WILLY WONKA JERRY SCUMBAG DICKLICK DAMN FLYING FUCK PUSSY ORGASM BITCH DOUCHETITS SHITFACE FUCKFACE WALRUS SHIT WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPMUNCHER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS LICKER PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU CRAPPY CHUFF I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY MARCH OF FLAMES SHITHEAD PENISBIRD DICKHEAD DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! BALLS FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB ASSHAT YID PEDOPHILIA DAMN FUCK A DUCK I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DOG SHIT SAGGY TITS TWAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE D'OH FUCKING A ASSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKFACE BUDDHIST MONK BOON DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY DAMN DOT HEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKER DICK ASSRAMMER WANK FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS FASCIST BUTTFUCKER POOPOO ASSCRACK HOMO MOTHERFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! BANGKOK CAMEL JOCKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKSHITTER JOHNNY ALF POWERSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MILF FROG'S FAT ASS ASSWIPE CUNT I WILL END YOU! CHIGGER BUTT PIRATE DAGO SHITFUCKER PICKANINNY FUCK OFF SHIT YOU WANKER CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS HORSE PENIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BOLLOCKS CUNT GOD DAMN ASSHAT BEAVER ORANGE TURTLE PENISBIRD SOD CHAV NORTH KOREA FUCKFACE JACKASS SHIT HELL LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TITS DOUCHEBAG MARGARET THATCHER DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE ANUSCAKE WANK REDNECK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POLESMOKER POKÉMON PISS OFF MY ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PUSSY WOODPECKERSHIT URINE-GARGLING GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKING A KIKE SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE NAZI CAMEL FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TONY LA RUSSA MOTHERFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS WIGGER NIHILISM WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE PISS OFF HELL DILDO TITTIES TWISTY VAGINA FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD HONKY THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ASSWIPE INCEST BITCH FIST FUCK DAMN IT DAMN IT TWAT FUCKING SNUFF PORN TITS FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON POLACK FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I WILL END YOU! FIST FUCK FELLATIO WIENER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EPIDIDYMIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER TACO SPIC TITS POLACK REDNECK FUCKHEAD MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE ASSCRACK INBRED FAG CROTCH GOAT DICK BIGNOSE CUNTSWILLING FU SPANG BUKKAKE SHITE HORSE PENIS DICK IN A BOX PISS ARTIST DUMBASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK EXTRA LONG PENIS TIT SPRINKLES GOD DAMMIT LIMEY CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE P'KANG JAP CLIT HORSE SHIT DICK TITS RUSTY TROMBONE SAGGY TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING DICKHEAD NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU JUNGLE BUNNY CHUFF CUM GOVERNMENT FILTERS SCUMBAG DOG FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK WHORE VAGINA SHIT SOD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF MY ASS NICARAGUA BUTT PIRATE ASS TURD BOLLOCKS GRIS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS [EXPLETIVE] CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIPSHIT FELCHING SAND NIGGER SHITE POLESMOKER SCROTUM FAGGOT HELLFUCKER JACK OFF JIZZ FUCKING A DOUCHING GOBSHITE DICK TITS GIVING HEAD HORSE SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT HONKY ASSHAT TWAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASS MASTURBATION HO HELLFIRE SOD SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACKASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST CHAV DUMBASS DICKHEAD BASKETBALL DIPSHIT TURD DILDO MOZILLA FIREFOX EPIDIDYMIS PORCH MONKEY FUCKTARD SHITE DIPSHIT YUKY DOODY RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT SHITTY WIGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT JOY SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLCRAP CROTCH FOUR-EYES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FELLATIO PISS ARTIST TACO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKBAG ASSCRACK FIST FUCK CUNTRAG TENTACLE RAPE GYPSY GIVING HEAD POMMIE ASS NIGGER BUGGER OFF COON BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS BASTARD BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA POMMIE FROG DICKHEAD TONY LA RUSSA CUNT DILDO ABORTIONS FOR ALL VENEREAL DISEASE BUGFUCK RUSKIE TITTIES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOD DAMMIT DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER KAFFIR PENISFUCK BITCH KNOBJOCKEY COON BONG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS TACO BOOBS JACKASS PISS ARTIST SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU DOODIE HEAD INJUN MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP DOUCHEBAG 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 WANK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MARGARET THATCHER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK SLOPE GOD DAMMIT CHOAD FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF FUCK YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSHITTER JIGGABOO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS ON A BUN SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS FUCKBAG DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BENCH PRESS YOU WANKER DILDO DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER CLEMEN INBRED I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKFACE NAZI INBRED POMMIE WANK DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN NIGGER DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SEX CUNT FUCKFACE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! NAZI GOBSHITE PEARL NECKLACE DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER PIGFUCKER URINE-GARGLING LENS CRAFTERS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICK GOD DAMMIT CUM FIRECROTCH ASSHOLE COON SCROTUM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT INBRED TWAT COCKSHITTER NIGGER BEAVER FAGGOT MONKEY SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FRIG CLEMEN ASSWIPE HENTAI POOPY DARTH VADER SAND NIGGER NECROPHILIA FUCK INBRED [Insert silly non-swear here] RAGHEAD SHIT SHITSKIN JIZZ CLIT FRITZ DOUCHETITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BALLS DICKHEAD FEWMETS I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY POO POO BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BULLSHIT WANKSPLAT ARSE CUNT TIT DIRT TWAT INBRED CUM SOD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKWIT BANGKOK VAGINA HADJI DYKE DICKFACE COCKSUCKER SECOND BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE CHICKEN FRIES REDNECK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICKFACE FELLATIO BASTARD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CHUFF ASSHAT PISS OFF MOCCASINS DICK CHICKEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NEGRO TOWELHEAD EUROIPODS TWAT SHITE BALL SACK ASSHOLE FU SPANG FUCKWIT FELLATIO FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER FRITZ MACACA 666 CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER SHIT DICK IN A BOX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY SEX PISS TOSSER GOD DAMMIT SHIT POTTYMOUTH MOCKIE SON OF A BITCH SEX CUNT LAPPER DAMN TOTAL GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS SHITSKIN I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY COCK BEAVER PEDOPHILIA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GREASER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SPICY CUNT FUCK WHITE PEOPLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NECROPHILIA DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! POMMIE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUSSY MASTURBATION CUM DICKLICK BUGGER GENITALIA SHITTY TITWANK VAGINA MONKEY SHIT UNICORNS BAD MOTHERFUCKER INJUN INBRED TUBA suck my mothers TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NIGGER FUCKWIT KAFFIR MOCCASINS PIG FELLATIO FUCKING VAGINA TURD ASSFACE FUCKWIT GOD DAMN WETBACK JERK OFF SMEG FUCK OFF PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE FUCK YOU FUCK GOD DAMMIT WANK CRACKER DAMN SHITSLINGING DYKE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BIRD IN THE HOUSE JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT PISS ARTIST CRAPFUCKER DICKLICK BOLLOCKS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PIECE OF SHIT FRITZ VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK DOUCHING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FIST FUCK CUNTRAG FUCKER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! NAZI TIMBER NIGGER COCK FALSE BENSON COON FELLATIO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER CHAV HORSE SHIT CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK DICKHEAD ASSFACE WHORE RANDY TRAVIS JIZZ RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD KIDDY FIDDLER CUNT FENCE JUMPER WANKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SEMEN JERRY SHITPISSER SHAKOPEE REDNECK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PECKERHEAD FUCKTARD [Insert swear here] BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT JAP HELL ASS BOOBS ASSHAT BONG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JIZZ GANGBANG FLYING FUCK GREASER BLISTERING BARNACLES TITWANK PISS OFF MY ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKWIT ASS FUCK OFF ORGASM CUNT DESU BOOBS CHOAD POLAK ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS AMERICA ONLINE WANKSPLAT FUCKING EAT MY SHIT! JACKASS FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE FELLATIO SHITSLINGING CRAP MICK DAGO REDEEMING VALUE ASS FUCK YOU FUCKER INBRED ASS LICKER BALLS SHITCOCK MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING JUMP! HELL PISS OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUKKAKE CUM MICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISSHOLE and with the YOU WANKER and his BULLSHIT of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about SHITCUNTING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHIGGER