Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without RAT'S COCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKHEAD article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AMERICA ONLINE neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTT PIRATE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden BUTTFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOHN SMILEY FACE or DUMBASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly REDNECK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HOT GRITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLESSED DAMN SAINT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MAMA MIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFACE utterFUCKance of socially HO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HOMO television programs to address JACKASS SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

NEOPETS Tourette's is AY-AY-AY not to be CUNT confused with CROTCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DONKEY DICK random INBRED disorientation, culturally-FLYING RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITS & DICKS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFACE language, MASTURBATION and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL BUTT PIRATE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YOU quantities BUTT-FOR-BRAINS of ANAL DIABETES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSCRACK Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was BEAVER founded to ALF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BLUMPKIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOLLOCKS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers JERK OFF swear. You can JOHNNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MALARKY TV, for always focusing on the FROG'S FAT ASS bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
The main ASSWIPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCUMBAG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NEOPETS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITCUNTING knee VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is AUTOFELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for FAGGOT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKHEAD sufferers to become PISS OFF manically depressed and WOP commit CHICKEN SHIT suicide.
There is no BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! cure, and the SHITHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the INBRED tics often have adverse KRAUT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWAT perodol" which caused my entire FASHION BUG body to go NECROPHILIA numb and DUMBASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the BRITNEY drug.

I am an active member of a GARBAGE DAY! tourette syndrome DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HADJI the BRITNEY public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PIGFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for DICK CHICKEN "hi-jacking" your BALL SACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LUV this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITSLINGING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEARL NECKLACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUM, and making fun of a GRIS horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best FUCK YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew MOTHERFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you DEVELOPERS! want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING JUMP! saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my DICKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S COCK and CRAPPY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TWAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How RANDY TRAVIS to FRIG cure FUCK A DUCK the MOLDY TITS Tourette's FUCK YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POWERSHIT for BOLLOCKS Tourette's DOUCHE NAZI Syndrome BLUE PENIS! is NIPPLES following BIRD SHIT these COCKSTUFFER rules FUCK A DUCK in SONNY BILL WILLIAMS order:

1: Avoid TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! immature YUKKY DOODY little LENS CRAFTERS kids,
2: Count to ARSE within BASTARD 10 POOPYseconds,
3: Do not open your BOOBIES DAMN IT NIPPLES nor ASSHOLE talk,
4: Tell HONKY yourself you SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH don't WEHATEMARIO have FEMADOM this CAPTAIN CRUNCH disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTY WITH NASTY DELICIOUS CAKE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw JAP!

I fucking put BASTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE INJUN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIECE OF SHIT the TOP OF FUCKWIT THIS RECTUM RAIDER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FLYING FUCK offensive. TENTACLE RAPE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKLICK people who try WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? to battle COON'BOLLOCKS that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-HENTAI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA it now, but someone said WANKSPLAT' JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DEMOCRACY'SLOPE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WILLY WONKA is a laughing BOOBIES matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS Uncyclopedia, there are COCK articles FRIG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FEATURED stuff. So GYPSY that means SON OF A BITCH stop getting mad at the JERRY first part too and DONKEY DICK talking about the NORTH KOREA letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what COON letter? I don't even know what BUTT-HOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian MICK hi self PIECE OF SHIT even made a really CROTCH good point. "It's DOUCHING nothing more I'LL RAPE YOU from a head nod to a JOHN SMILEY FACE knee tick". WHORE. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto FEWMETS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS suffer that BONER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GO COUNT YOUR DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK OFF be, because if I were a HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITWANK hilarious. If you SOAPY TITWANK Want facts, go on POTTYMOUTH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MAMA MIA be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking SHITHEAD article anyway.

DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK JERRY FUCKTARD FAGGOT BITCH DAMN WANK BOB SAGET

TOSSER CAMEL JOCKEY TACO LIMEY HAIL SATAN! CHENEY BOLLOCKS FREE ELECTIONS SCUMBAG SHIT SEMEN ASSCRACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKHEAD COON FUCKTARD ASS ASS GOD DAMMIT FROG SHITSLINGING PUSSYLICKER PECKERHEAD pen0r ASS FASCIST DOUCHING GOD DAMN FUCK BOOBIES CRAP ON A STICK BOOBS BUKKAKE JIZZ POLAK BOB SAGET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIPSHIT BELGIUM MOTHERFUCKER FROG CAMEL FUCKER FUCK FUCKWIT BULLSHIT RICK MORANIS DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI BRITNEY BITCH SHITHEAD POMMIE DICKFACE FLYING FUCK RECTUM RAIDER JOHNNY RAPE ASS CHOAD DONKEY DICK BEANER YID PISS OFF DAMN DOUCHE PISS [EXPLETIVE] ASS LICKER BOOBS FUCKBAG ASS SHITFUCKER ASS suck my mothers FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COLGATE DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS OFF CLUSTER FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITHEAD ASSFACE JERRY FRENCH TICKLER SUGARTITS CHIGGER JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FLAMING ASS BADGER BLOWJOB JOHNNY REBECCA BLACK WALRUS SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DUNE COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LET'S SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK SHITSLINGING SPICY CUNT FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHING VENEREAL DISEASE KRAUT JOHN SMILEY FACE YOU WANKER DICKWAD VAGINA FUCKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD COON BITCH POLESMOKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELCHMONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES WALRUS SHIT DICKWAD CLUSTER FUCK TITMOUSE DARTH VADER TRANNY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HORSE PENIS PISS OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHAT EXTRA LONG PENIS DIPSHIT CHINK HO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN WANK CUNT PENIS FUCK NUGGET NIPPLES BUTT PIRATE HITLER ASS NIGGER WHORE WOP DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT PRICK CROTCH BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY SIGMUND FREUD FUCKFUCKFUCK SON OF A BITCH NIGGER GIVING HEAD INCEST PEEPEE CRAPPY SUGARTITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHRISTIANITY MOCCASINS WANK NORTH KOREA SHITFUCKER BITCH ASSHAT PEARL NECKLACE TWAT GO HOME AND DIE WIGGER HELL HELL NIPPLES FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH MARGARET THATCHER PISS BUGGER FELCHMONKEY COON NIGGER TURD INJUN FUCKING A MONKEY BALLS CUM DUNE COON PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKER FUCKTARD SEMEN BENSON SUCKS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL SHITBALLS VAGINA BOLLOCKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN WIENER JERRY CUNT POMMIE ASSHOLE BIGNOSE URINE-GARGLING CHOAD SEMEN MICK HAIL SATAN! DOUCHETITS GANGBANG SHITSKIN PENIS CARPET MUNCHER BONER CUNTYMINTS FUCK FUCKHEAD ASSHAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH MACACA HITLER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD GYPSY I RAPE WALRUSES! MONKEY BALLS FELLATIO HELL TOWELHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INBRED CC PLZ PORCH MONKEY TEDDY BEARS RECTUM RAIDER TITTIES DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT RAT'S COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITTYWANK WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT GOD BLESS AMERICA CANNED QUOTE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK STEVE BALLMER CUNT CHOAD KISSER VAGINA JACKASS ASSWIPE FUCKING JUMP! BUNG-HOLE ASSFACE HEIL HITLER! SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBS RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GRUE RAPE FELCHING SHIT CUNT BITCH ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WALRUS SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU PAKI PECKERHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE TWISTY VAGINA BITCH TITTIES DONGSHOVER VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM SHITE BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS LIMEY TRANNY ASSCRACK BUGFUCK LENS CRAFTERS BONER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER BUGFUCK JACKASS SHIT NEOPETS REBECCA BLACK PENISFUCK BITCH CLUSTER FUCK FELCHING COLGATE SLOPE I'LL RAPE YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! REBECCA BLACK JACKASS WANKER MONKEY SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FEWMETS FUCK POMMIE suck my mothers FAG ASSWIPE ORGASM MOCCASINS SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER FASHION BUG BRITNEY SEMEN JOHN ELWAY BLUE PENIS! FUCKER SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WALRUS SHIT GANGBANG FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTY VAGINA POOPOO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK YOU BOOBS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK KRAUT FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN RAPE FUCK JERRY CHICKEN SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCKSUCKER ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITE INJUN CLUSTER FUCK INBRED SCUMBAG PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE DICKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MALARKY BONG TOWELHEAD SHIT GOBSHITE NEGRO TWISTY VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK ANUSCAKE CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK MACACA ASSHAT CHOAD SHITHEAD FUCK PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE PICKANINNY BUGFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSBANDIT PISS ARTIST HOMO SHIT NEGRO ROSIE O'DONNELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PAKI HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS CLUSTER FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BALL SACK FUCKER PORCH MONKEY BALL SACK FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA PUNANI RAT'S ASS TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKER BUTTFUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! YUKKY DOODY BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT FUCK OFF TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHEBAG YID BRUSH MA TEETH YOU WANKER SNUFF PORN MOSES PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAPE TACO DOUCHEBAG POOPOO [expletive deleted] FRIG FU SPANG DAMN CONDOMS ANUSCAKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TURD DICK TITS RECTUM RAIDER COON CARPET MUNCHER BIGNOSE CUNTRAG POTTYMOUTH ARSE CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN HONKY BITCH SPUNK HORSE PENIS SHITFACE CROTCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES BIBLE BASHER DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASS FASCIST WANK BASTARD NAZI HELL BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD DAMN TAMPONS DICKHEAD HELL JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA RAPE YOU WANKER FUCK OFF NECROPHILIA INBRED SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMN WOP BASTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BASTARD GOOK ASSCRACK FUCKWIT [EXPLETIVE] CUNTSWILLING [expletive deleted] JOHN ELWAY YOU WANKER INBRED SHITCOCK FELCHMONKEY BELLEND DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER SACRAMENTO BELLEND FUCK WILLY WONKA HELL VAGINA BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT ASS ASSFACE DOG FUCKER BEANER ASSRAPING PENIS ON A STICK COCKSMOKER HORSE SHIT CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD BLESS AMERICA POLESMOKER CLUSTER FUCK ARSE CONAN O'BRIAN TURD SHITSLINGING BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST HELL JIGGABOO SHITHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DOUCHING CROTCH FUCKSTAIN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITBALLS CHOAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TUBA CUNT DYKE BUGGER DYKE FEMADOM RANDY TRAVIS GENITALIA TWAT MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT O CANADA SHITTY JAP HITLER SHITHEAD GYPSY SAGGY TITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS ARTIST DAMN IT NIPPLES TOWELHEAD INBRED FUCKBAG EMO NIPPLES CHIGGER LAKE TITICACA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSWIPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK RAGHEAD HORSE SHIT CHENEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POO POO BLOWJOB FENCE JUMPER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER TURD POOPOO FUCKER WANK PIG FUCKWIT SOD OFF BASTARD BEAVER CUNT WALRUS SHIT BOOBS FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN POLAK PISSHOLE SEX WETBACK CUNTBUCKET POLACK BONER SHITE SON OF A BITCH FUCKING STEVE BALLMER BITCH DUNE COON GANGBANG COON DICKLICK FELLATIO DOG FUCKER COCK RAPE FUCKFACE MOCCASINS SHITE RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED TIT SPRINKLES CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY THONG TASTER CHIGGER suck my mothers WOP CHOAD CLEMEN HOSER DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN HOT GRITS SCROTUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JERRY TITWANK SPUNK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PUSSY WIGGER RAGHEAD CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD SHITCOCK CLIT WANK PEDOPHILIA BUGGER ANUSCAKE SHITFUCKER HORSE PENIS PISS ARTIST PENIS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT CHIGGER DUMBASS SHIT JERRY JIGGABOO DAMMIT MOSES WETBACK SPIC SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFACE FUCK YOU DOUCHE [expletive deleted] JIGGABOO DARTH VADER JACKASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH CUNT SHITFACE DAMN SHIT ASSCRACK GANGBANG DOT HEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! GYPSY DUMBASS CUNT YOU WANKER POMMIE SHITBALLS [EXPLETIVE] FUCKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH RAGHEAD RAT'S COCK YOGHURT CANNON MONKEY'S UNCLE GOD BLESS AMERICA LET'S SHIT WETBACK SHITPISSER FUCKFACE FUDGEPACKER FUCK OFF CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ORGASM MOLDY TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HEIL HITLER! VAGINA TITS DOUCHE CHENEY CLEMEN FELCHING FU SPANG BITCH NEGRO BELLEND BATHING SUIT AREA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOCKIE ANUSCAKE POMMIE SHITE CHINK TOTAL RAPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKTARD YOU WANKER ASSCRACK HO TITTIES POLESMOKER SHIT COCKSUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS JAP VENEREAL DISEASE TWO-INCH PENIS ASS PISS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCK MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT TOWELHEAD FUCK POOPOO SOD REDSKIN DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER REDNECK CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER CHICKEN SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK CONDOMS BEANER FUCKWIT FU SPANG BUGFUCK ASS CHRISTHUMPER 666 CROTCH CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU JENKEM HORSE PENIS POLACK HYPERINFLATION FELCHMONKEY DAMN NICARAGUA BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKWIT FUCK OFF SUCK MY COCK [EXPLETIVE] DICKHEAD BELLEND POLACK DOUCHEBAG BOB SAGET TWAT SEX MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! NAZI FIST FUCK ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT BIRD SHIT WINDOWS VISTA BIGNOSE FUCKING A DONKEY DICK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKWIT SOD I WILL END YOU! BUTT-HOLE YOU WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSHITTER FELLATIO JIGGABOO NINTENDOGS YOUR MOM PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT INCEST MELAMINE ASSFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX DUNE COON NIGNOG FUCKFACE ASSFACE FUCKBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE PEDOPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK SEMEN BIRD SHIT ASSFACE FIST FUCK JERRY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HORSE SHIT BASTARD SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACK OFF BITCH JACKASS HOMO FUCK YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HOMO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GANGBANG BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER DICKHEAD BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK A DUCK SHITBALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JAP FUCKWIT DICKFACE SEMPRINI SHITTY MOCCASINS TIMBER NIGGER TITTIES PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY CUNNILINGUS TACO CLIT KRAUT DOG FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER ANAL CUNT HELL COON BASTARD JOHNNY ASSCRACK PISS OFF WANK SHIT ALEX TREBEK PORCH MONKEY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS DICKLICK TOWELHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSCRACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH HELL COMMUNISM IS STUPID SHIT FUCK MICK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT TITTYWANK BUGGER GOD DAMN SHIT HOMO FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD MAMA MIA PISS ARSE TITMOUSE HORSE SHIT ASSRAPING CONDOMS SPIC MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER WIENER FUCK OFF HELL FUCKTARD FUCK YOU WANKER DAMMIT JUSTIN BIEBER CUM CRAP ON A STICK ORGASM DAMN ASS BLUMPKIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MOCKIE SHITBALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS BOON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SOD OFF TAFFY HENTAI PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER DICKFACE SHIT BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT CUM WANKSPLAT INCEST JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGGER GARBAGE DAY! BITCH BALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK RECTUM RAIDER NI DAMMIT FEMADOM BUDDHISM GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION ORGASM YOU WANKER FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUKKAKE BOLLOCKS NIGGER TWAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTTFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TWAT WANK HITLER COCK DICKHEAD NIGGER ANAL DIABETES PIG GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK SPIC CUNTRAG BOLLOCKS HELL JACK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE DICKFACE SHAKOPEE JOY BAD MOTHERFUCKER EMO ASS PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES JOHNNY HADJI CARPET MUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON PENISBIRD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCK BUTT PIRATE BITCH SHITHEAD TURD QUEEF SAGGY TITS SEX FUCKER PISSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS DARTH VADER PUSSY DICK KRAUT FUCKING FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS CRAP EAT MY SHIT! CHUFF ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKFACE DONGSHOVER NIHILISM POWERSHIT ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER FUCK CHAV FUCK SHITFUCKER DAMN IT BITCH SHITTY ASSHOLE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT DOG SHIT MOSES FRENCH TICKLER SHITE FRENCH TICKLER NIGNOG BITCH ASSFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKING A WANK INBRED DAMN JACKASS WANK BASTARD HAIL SATAN! PRICK PRICK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT YOU WANKER BITCH BASTARD DAMMIT TWAT TAMPON IN MY ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ORGASM WANK MONKEY SHIT DICK WHITE RIGHTS FUCKHEAD FUCKING NIGGER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAGHEAD and with the RAPE and his ASSCRACK of girraffes in which FUCKWIT while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is PEDOPHILIA funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its COMMUNIST DILDO subject. If you do not find it funny PISS OFF, it is probably because you are an INBRED NAZI ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JACKASS SHIT joke loses its humour HELL when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FLYING FUCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have DICKHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PIGFUCKER NIGGER REDNECK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BELLEND!!!!!I <3 COCK

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