Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAGO comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DICK CHICKEN article about Tourette's syndrome.
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I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.

Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKWIT neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHRIS CHAN, sudden FUDGEPACKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MALARKY or SCUMBAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LOLCAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAFFY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIGGABOO BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HAIL SATAN! utterFUCKance of socially PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LIMEY television programs to address WIENER Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is LAKE TITICACA not to be SHITFACE confused with SPIC Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNNILINGUS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FEWMETS random SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS disorientation, culturally-CONDOMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FAGGOT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRAK language, DICKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive PUSSY quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A JAP Polite Note to the WANKSPLAT Author:

The FELLATIO Tourette's ASS Research Institute was CUNTBUCKET founded to CLEMEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YID article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUGGER OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KRAUT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance D'OH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITWANK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of DILDO Tourrette's sufferers TITS & DICKS swear. You can BUGFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible POOPOO thing.
  • The main NAZI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSWIPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POMMIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SPUNK knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is lowercase no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JAP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCRATCH! GROUNDER! school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLEVELAND STEAMER sufferers to become GOAT DICK manically depressed and [expletive deleted] commit HELL suicide.
  • There is no KRAUT cure, and the JOHN SMILEY FACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNNILINGUS tics often have adverse SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go PISSHOLE numb and CHINK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD it is without the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITS the PIECE OF SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WANK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLCRAP sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your DUMBASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really TIT SPRINKLES annoys me. I am working towards a COCKSTUFFER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COMMUNIST DILDO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a CHICKEN SHIT horrible disorder is (not) HORSE SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best TURD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “suck my mothers” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AAAAAAAAA! byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “TIANENMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. BALL SACK Regards to Andrew GOBSHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The D'OH bastard who wrote this article. You can RUSKIE punch him if you PISS OFF MY ASS want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ALEX TREBEK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How POLAK to SCROTUM cure LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD the ASSHOLE Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! for ALF Tourette's SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Syndrome COON is ASSWIPE following WILLY WONKA these YUKKY DOODY rules SHIT in FROG'S FAT ASS order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCK immature SHITCUNTING little DAMNATION kids,
  • 2: Count to PRICK within CC PLZ 10 FELLATIOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FUCK A DUCK RAPE nor ASSHAT talk,
  • 4: Tell BUNG-HOLE yourself you BASTARD don't ASSRAPING have SEMEN this I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLOWJOB WITH NASTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHRIS CHAN last straw DILDO!

I fucking put SHITFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF TOSSER THIS EPIDIDYMIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JERK OFF offensive. NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WOP people who try JAP to battle BUGGER'pen0r that tight-ass FROG'S FAT ASS 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CRACKER it now, but someone said RAT'S ASS' FUCKWIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'FUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HAIL SATAN! is a laughing DICK IN A BOX matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIGNOG Uncyclopedia, there are ARSE articles [expletive deleted] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So JOHNNY that means DIPSHIT stop getting mad at the GENITALIA first part too and DAMMIT talking about the REBECCA BLACK letter that it's BITCH mocking (what CHOAD KISSER letter? I don't even know what TITTYWANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHE hi self LET'S SHIT even made a really ASS good point. "It's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS nothing more ASSBANDIT from a head nod to a FUCKER knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add FUCK onto CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that SNUFF PORN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAPMUNCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LAKE TITICACA be, because if I were a HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP hilarious. If you SHITFUCKER Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WIKIPEDIA be offended, don't read POLAK the freaking TOWELHEAD article anyway.

SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS DRAMA ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS TIMBER NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GO COUNT YOUR DICK ARSE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE

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DAMN DIPSHIT HONKY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHING CHONG CHINK MONKEY BALLS FAGGOT BITCH WILLY WONKA DICKWAD JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK INJUN SHITE FAGGOT BASTARD MASTURBATION DAMN DICKHEAD ARSE HELL PENISFUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A DAGO LET'S SHIT DEVELOPERS! FUCKING YOU WANKER TOWELHEAD ASS LICKER CRAPFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS SHITHEAD HELL HELL FIST FUCK GRAPE PENIS O KURWA! CUNT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DYKE MARY WHITEHOUSE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH ASSHOLE DAMMIT FUCKBAG DUMBASS DILDO FUCKFACE DOUCHE CHIGGER POTTYMOUTH CHOAD PUSSY DAMN SUGARTITS FUCK FENCE JUMPER PAKI VILLAGE DUMP JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GRINGO FUCKHEAD NIPPLES LET'S SHIT REDNECK JERK OFF SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCKFUCKFUCK SIGMUND FREUD SHITSLINGING HO ASS FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA PISS FAG WANK VENEREAL DISEASE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHICKEN FRIES BULLSHIT ASSWIPE ALEX TREBEK FREEDOM OF SPEECH FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD ASS MASTURBATION DICKFACE ASSRAPING SOD OFF [expletive deleted] RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE PEEPEE FLAMING ASS BADGER COON CUNT CRAPPER INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POMMIE WIENER DUNE COON JAP DAMN IT HOMO GRINGO FUCKFACE JAP SPANK THE MONKEY ASS FUCKFACE TITS & DICKS TWISTY VAGINA HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! PISS OFF TITTIES SHIT BULLCRAP DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHE JACK OFF ALF ASS PUSSYLICKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN RECTUM RAIDER TITTYWANK FUCKTARD BUTT PIRATE PISS CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN SHITE COCKSTUFFER SPANK THE MONKEY CRAPFUCKER NIGGER ASS GO HOME AND DIE HELL FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA BONER DIPSHIT Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive STRAWBERRY ASS and with the FUCK OFF and his COCK of girraffes in which ASSWIPE while reading about ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A ALLIGATOR Polite Note to the DRUNK Author:

I am FLORIDA 17 years old and HURRICANE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your MARLINS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it WHITE PEOPLE removed or changed as soon as RACISM possible.

Let me tell you BEER about FLORIDA MAN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of RACISM Tourettes sufferers JAGUARS ALLIGATORS DRUNK PEOPLE swear. You can BEER blame television for always focusing on the TRUMP 2020 bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of ALLIGATOR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BEER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MAGA jerk. Tourettes is no TAMPA BAY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ALLIGATOR school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BEER depressed and commit suicide. There is no SWAMP cure, and the WHITE PEOPLE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWAMP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DRUNK PEOPLE caused my entire ALLIGATOR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLORIDA drug. I am an active FLORIDA member of a BEER tourette syndrome association and JAGUARS I am making steps towards MARLINS eradicating the public BEER view of Tourettes as a I SAW SOMEONE GET EATEN BY AN ALLIGATOR ACROSS THE STREET "swearing" disorder, because it is BEER much much more.

I am sorry BEER for "hi-jacking" your entry on ALLIGATORS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLORIDA that really RACISM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TRUMP 2020 tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WHITE PEOPLE editing this ALLIGATORS article. Remember, everything SWAMP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ALLIGATOR BEER WHITE PEOPLE TRUMP 2020 RACISM SWAMP not funny at all.

Thank you RACISM for your JAGUAR time.

Best RACISM regards,

Phil

See WANK also

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FUCK YOU Lech Wałęsa! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!

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This article is CROTCH funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BITCH subject. If you do not find it funny ART METAL PRODUCTS, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK NUGGET ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITFUCKER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHUFF joke loses its humour ORGASM when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FEWMETS ignorant, then you wouldn't have SEX needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANK ASSFACE!!!!!I <3 COCK
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