Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN IT'SHITSLINGING'DAMN'SHITSLINGING'NIGGER'SHAKOPEE'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or VAGINA neurochemical FUCK disorder WALRUS SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS OFF MY ASS, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WIENER or PISS OFF MY ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKWIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKFACE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING A words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHOLERA IS FUN! PEEPEE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DARTH VADER utterFUCKance of socially TAFFY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WIKIPEDIA television programs to address TOWELHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's is FLYING FUCK not to be HELL confused with FELCHING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEANER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves REDNECK random HOMO disorientation, culturally-DIPSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHICKEN SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, SHITSLINGING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOB SAGET PICKANINNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DUMBASS souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities MOZILLA FIREFOX of ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SPANK THE MONKEY Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:

The DAMMIT Tourette's WETBACK Research Institute was FELLATIO founded to TIMBER NIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ARSEBADGERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S ASS article FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JERRY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ANAL DIABETES Tourrette's sufferers LOGJAMMER swear. You can TWAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame [expletive deleted] TV, for always focusing on the FUCKSTAIN bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
• The main CRAPFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MACACA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BAD MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small REBECCA BLACK knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for CUNTBUCKET something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! manically depressed and PISSHOLE commit WOMEN'S RIGHTS suicide.
• There is no RUSKIE cure, and the STRAWBERRY ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DUMBASS tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FLYING FUCK perodol" which caused my entire JENKEM body to go BASTARD numb and YOU WANKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than JOHNNY it is without the WALRUS SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a COCK tourette syndrome BIRD IN THE HOUSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating INBRED the COCKSUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "MILF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS ARTIST sorry for MAMA MIA "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S COCK this that really SAGGY TITS annoys me. I am working towards a CUM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOM DeLUISE, and making fun of a TWAT horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best FUCKBAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHETITS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. SAND NIGGER Regards to Andrew INCEST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The SUCK A BIG DICK bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LET'S SHIT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS OFF MY ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CROTCH and BOON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with VENEREAL DISEASE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COMMUNIST DILDO BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A O KURWA! HORSE! PISS OFF MY ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS OFF MY ASS'S HOUSE

How VENEREAL DISEASE to BLOWJOB cure VAGINA the TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's NECROPHILIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FAGGOT for DOG SHIT Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome GREASER is ASSFACE following SHITFUCKER these EUROIPODS rules suck my mothers in CUNT order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature ANAL DIABETES little NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! kids,
• 2: Count to SCUMBUCKET within INBRED 10 TWATseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POMMIE BIG FOOT BULLCRAP nor WIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell CRAPMUNCHER yourself you KAFFIR don't COCK have TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK this CRAPMUNCHER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGNOG WITH NASTY FUCK YOU DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS OFF MY ASS last straw CRAPMUNCHER!

I fucking put CUNTRAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE BATMAN & ROBIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOG FUCKER the TOP OF PORCH MONKEY THIS I CAN AFFORD FOOD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. DOT HEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PORCH MONKEY people who try REDSKIN to battle REDNECK'HELL that tight-ass MOCCASINS 17-year-SHITCOCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HORSE PENIS it now, but someone said KIKE' JAP COLGATE'WINDOWS VISTA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN IT is a laughing TOSSER matter. Plus there SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on AY-AY-AY Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSUCKER articles CUNTING ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITSLINGING stuff. So HI, BILLY MAYS HERE that means WANK stop getting mad at the NORTH KOREA first part too and PISS talking about the DUMBASS letter that it's MOCCASINS mocking (what FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self FUCKING even made a really BASTARD good point. "It's 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT nothing more CHRIST OF TABERNACLE from a head nod to a SPANK THE MONKEY knee tick". JOHN ELWAY. Which I'll add SHITSLINGING onto DONKEY PUNCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MORGAN TSVANGIRAI suffer that LAKE TITICACA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK be, because if I were a BIGNOSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MAMA MIA hilarious. If you CHRISTHUMPER Want facts, go on CRAPMUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK be offended, don't read WIGGER the freaking ASSHOLE article anyway.

SON OF A BITCH P'"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000107-QINU`"'KANG COON CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT HAIL SATAN! DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK NAZI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT

CHICKEN FRIES ASS FUCK OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE WANK FUCKING TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ARSE DAMN PECKERHEAD SHITHEAD FUCKWIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER RUSKIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE SEMEN DICKHEAD GENITALIA JERK OFF RAPE YOU WANKER FUCKING JUMP! INCEST DOG FUCKER WANK SHIT ABO BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSLINGING ASS JOHNNY FAG NIGNOG CHINK EXTRA LONG PENIS CHOAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CUNT FUCKTARD ASSBANDIT FUCKWIT BLOWJOB Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSHOLE LOGJAMMER DAMN PRICK DEVELOPERS! 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CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT SEMEN DAMN SHIT SUGARTITS FELCHING SHITFACE JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS COCK NIGNOG CLIT INBRED ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHAV ASSCRACK TITMOUSE ALF BOLLOCKS WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMNATION PISS OFF SACRED SHIT CUNNILINGUS BUGGER CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU SCUMBUCKET TAMPONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN SHITE WOP GO HOME AND DIE HO FUCK DONKEY DICK MASTURBATION NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COON PRICK PAKI DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH ANUSCAKE RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN BITCH ANAL MICK SUCK MY DICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFACE TOTAL DICKFACE SHITTY FUCK YOU TURD POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS ASSWIPE PUSSYLICKER HELL WANK GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKHEAD SHITE HENTAI WOMEN'S RIGHTS SOD SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO NI GRINGO URINE-GARGLING WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS ARTIST SMEG TITTIES CLEVELAND STEAMER BONER ASSWIPE HADJI ARSE BOOBIES PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT ASS TENTACLE RAPE DOG FUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POWERSHIT KRAUT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS CRAPFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PUSSY GIVING HEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK GRINGO FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER SHIT FEWMETS PEDOPHILIA EPIDIDYMIS EXTRA LONG PENIS SOD OFF SHITE DICKWAD FUCKER CUM URINE-GARGLING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITE PUSSY RADIO FREE LUNCH VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITSLINGING ASS HITLER BOB SAGET DEVELOPERS! DUMBASS PRICK BALLS FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKLICK SHITTY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANK STRAWBERRY ASS REDNECK DIPSHIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN MALARKY BATHING SUIT AREA CRAP REDSKIN NIGGER TITS CHIGGER DUMBASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMMIT BASTARD YOU WANKER DONKEY DICK POMMIE GENITALIA THONG TASTER DICKHEAD MOLDY TITS BOOBIES FLYING RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER FIST FUCK CHRISTHUMPER WANK CLIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DICKHEAD SOD OFF HADJI POMMIE ASS CRAP ON A STICK JENKEM TAMPONS CAMEL FUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE FUCK OFF CUNT BELLEND DIPSHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACKASS SHIT BOOBS JAP TAMPONS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK FUCKING A FUCKING JUMP! COCKSTUFFER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TOSSER FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NORTH KOREA DAMN IT VAGINA SHITE BIGNOSE ASSRAMMER CHOAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING A TAFFY WIENER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NECROPHILIA WANK BUGFUCK HUEY P. NEWTON CUNT ASSCRACK ASSHOLE ANAL SLOPE CHIGGER SHITCOCK CHICKEN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DESU DICK SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DUMBASS CHIGGER PENIS ON A BUN JUSTIN BIEBER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS DICKFACE BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TOURETTE'S IS FUN COCK DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK QUEEF ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD MOCKIE TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU SUITCASE PENIS BUTT-HEAD PISS OFF TURD SHITFACE DICKLICK WOODPECKERSHIT ASSRAPING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FOUR-EYES BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] CHAV TAMPON IN MY ASS GANGBANG NICARAGUA LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT BEAVER MOCKIE SHITHEAD SHITHEAD DICKHEAD NIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS SHIT SHIT FUCKWIT SACRAMENTO PISS OFF DOUCHE SCUMBAG P'KANG VENEREAL DISEASE HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK TITMOUSE MOCCASINS GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST FELLATIO OH SHI– SHITTY SHITTY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BORDER HOPPER SAMUEL L. JACKSON LIMEY SHIT FUCK HOMO JACK OFF FRAK MONKEY SHIT YID IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOHNNY BUTT PIRATE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUITCASE PENIS BORDER HOPPER KAFFIR CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CLIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMMIT POLACK DILDO SCUMBAG PENIS TWAT SHITCUNTING SEX BASTARD GARBAGE DAY! AMERICA ONLINE GOAT DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK PISS CAMEL JOCKEY HELL MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD CHOAD GENITALIA TWISTY VAGINA JERK OFF CRAP SLOPE DOUCHEBAG CHOAD KISSER ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BULLCRAP ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BORDER HOPPER HELL DIPSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICK FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE QUEEF PRICK ORGASM SHITFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHIT DICKFACE PISS DOG FUCKER FUCK OFF WANK ASSHOLE FUCKTARD INCEST GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BONER WANK CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FAG PECKERHEAD RUSKIE FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST JAP BALLS CLIT SON OF A BITCH FENCE JUMPER DOT HEAD ASS FUCKFACE FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] DOG SHIT BITCH SHITTY FUCK SHITSLIDE DAGO JERRY ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK GIVING HEAD CHOAD FUCKWIT THONG TASTER WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF JIZZ BOYCOTT VIACOM! VAGINA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BELLEND TITTYWANK DILDO PISSHOLE SPIC RAT'S COCK WANK JAP TITS DICKHEAD PEEPEE SEMEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE PEDOPHILIA WIENER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER BALLS MOCKIE SHIT BUTTFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS WALRUS SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSFACE MASTURBATION DICK BIGNOSE NORTH KOREA NECROPHILIA FUCK DAMN BITCH ASSHAT BIRD SHIT PUNANI TESTICLE CHOKE MALL SANTA CHICKEN SHIT WANK FLYING FUCK DICKFACE MALARKY LET'S SHIT SOD ASS DILDO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BATHING SUIT AREA CUNTRAG ASSFACE TITTIES SHITFACE SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE RUSKIE SON OF A BITCH PENIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITE WANK SHUT UP, MEG! CUNTYMINTS DAMMIT TWAT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BORDER HOPPER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE BALL SACK SOD OFF FUCKWIT MICK SHITHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSLINGING TOSSER PISS UP MY ARSE DAMMIT DICKHEAD PEEPEE FUCKFACE TWAT POOPOO PEEPEE FUCK YOU AMERICA ONLINE CUNT MARGARET THATCHER BULLCRAP TURD FELCHMONKEY WANK PICKANINNY ASSHAT FUCKING VAGINA PEDOPHILIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SHIT SAGGY TITS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BOOBS FUCKFACE ASSHOLE JIGGABOO NI GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES ORGASM CUNT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICK HORSE SHIT SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER ALEX TREBEK PAKI JACK OFF DOUCHING MILF SHIT HONKY MARGARET THATCHER MONASTERIES MARY WHITEHOUSE HOSER TRANNY DAMN CUNT JACKASS MALARKY SHITE NAZI TONY LA RUSSA JENKEM BRITNEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITSLINGING BITCH DOG SHIT SHITTY BULLSHIT PUSSY CUNT DEVELOPERS! DILDO JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN IT FUCKFACE PUSSY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT SHITFACE ASSFACE YOU WANKER POKÉMON SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER DUMBASS SHITFUCKER ORGASM ASS FASCIST MARGARET THATCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT PUNANI HYPERINFLATION WANK FUCKFACE CHRISTHUMPER JAP SHITTY HOSER SHITTY BRITNEY FIST FUCK BASTARD FUCKING FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK DOG FUCKER WIENER DOUCHETITS BIRD IN THE HOUSE TURD HO TURD BLISTERING BARNACLES POLESMOKER YOU WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS COCKSHITTER TWAT FENCE JUMPER SHITHEAD DUNE COON ASSHAT GOD DAMN SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD SCUMBAG SHITE DEMOCRACY COCKSUCKER PRICK INBRED RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET CUNT CUNTSWILLING ORGASM PIGFUCKER BIGNOSE MICK DICK TITS AMERICA ONLINE MOCKIE DICKFACE NIGGER ASSHOLE SHITPISSER DAMN DICK SHIT NIPPLES ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITCUNTING COCKSMOKER FRAK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FOREIGN CURRENCY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT TOWELHEAD POLESMOKER DICKHEAD ALEX TREBEK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT TITTYWANK BUGFUCK FUCK OFF ASSFACE WIGGER SPUNK HADJI CHENEY SPICY CUNT FUCK NIPPLES ASS RAT'S COCK OSCAR WILDE IS GAY PISSHOLE GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE HELL SHITE BITCH WANKER BELLEND PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER YUKY DOODY CARPET MUNCHER TWAT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF PISS CHIGGER SEMEN FELCHING CLEMEN CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT POLAK DAMN DAMN SHITCUNTING FUCK AMERICA ONLINE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING FUCK CUNT MAMA MIA DICK BEANER GOD DAMMIT SEX SHIT PRICK CLIT FUCKSTAIN NEGRO STRAWBERRY ASS WANK WANK CUNT FUCKING JUMP! HADJI I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU WOP PICKANINNY BITCH RAPE CHAV SHIT REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF SHIT CHICKEN FRIES SEMEN BALL SACK SHITSLINGING MALARKY HENTAI LGBT RIGHTS CUNT WANKER TOSSER DUNE COON YOU WANKER BONER PISSHOLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BORDER HOPPER DICK IN A BOX SOD NIGGER ASS BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD AY-AY-AY HENTAI CROTCH MASTURBATION VAGINA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the BULLSHIT and his NEOPETS of girraffes in which DOG FUCKER while reading about INBRED!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHOAD KISSER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT