Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKBAG neurochemical FUCK disorder RUSTY TROMBONE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WOODPECKERSHIT, sudden WIENER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PRICK or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITCOCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCUMBUCKET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GREASER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT DONKEY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially BORDER HOPPER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address SHITCUNTING Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is WHORE not to be NIPPLES confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JUNGLE BUNNY random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VENEREAL DISEASE language, CUNNILINGUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RICK MORANIS COON of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHAKOPEE souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKER quantities CARPET MUNCHER of ANAL DIABETES WOMEN'S RIGHTS garbage.

Darnit.

A JAP Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The PISS Tourette's NAZI Research Institute was MASTURBATION founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! article CRACKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAGHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourrette's sufferers SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS swear. You can PEARL NECKLACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible BUTT-HOLE thing.
  • The main SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOTHERFUCKER knee FEMADOM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SAMUEL L. JACKSON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS school for BUTTFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANKER sufferers to become DARTH VADER manically depressed and JERK OFF commit LIKE FATHER LIKE SON suicide.
  • There is no IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! cure, and the INBRED drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOOBS tics often have adverse [Insert silly non-swear here] side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire I RAPE WALRUSES! body to go RUSTY TROMBONE numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than GANGBANG it is without the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome SHITTING DICK NIPPLES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POO POO BLOWJOB the PISS ARTIST public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BIRD SHIT sorry for TONY LA RUSSA "hi-jacking" your DUNE COON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEMPRINI this that really BOLLOCKS annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LET'S SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a LENS CRAFTERS horrible disorder is (not) GOOK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KAFFIR time.

Best WEHATEMARIO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PICKANINNY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AAAAAAAAA! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an KOREA LOVER effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. WALRUS SHIT Regards to Andrew LOLCAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The JAP bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you BUTTFUCKER want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How OLD CHRIST OF A to ASSHAT cure CHALICE the FUCKWIT Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CONDOMS for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is DEMOCRACY following COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK these ASS rules FUCK in FRITZ order:

  • 1: Avoid THIS IS A RARE SWEAR immature [expletive deleted] little POOPY kids,
  • 2: Count to CHIGGER within JACK OFF 10 CHING CHONG CHINKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PAKI BLUE PENIS! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS nor DOUCHE talk,
  • 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you LOLCAT don't ASSFACE have MALARKY this WIENER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSCRACK WITH NASTY FELLATIO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WOODPECKERSHIT last straw FAG!

I fucking put PISSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CONAN O'BRIAN the TOP OF CAMEL JOCKEY THIS COON ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS OFF people who try PEEPEE to battle I AM CORNHOLIO!'BELGIUM that tight-ass FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANK it now, but someone said NIPPLES' FUCKWIT DIPSHIT'NIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PEDOPHILIA is a laughing CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM matter. Plus there BATMAN & ROBIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PROXY SITES Uncyclopedia, there are FLYING RAT'S ASS articles PIKACHU about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUCK MY COCK stuff. So PISS OFF that means PISSHOLE stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and DAMN talking about the DEVELOPERS! letter that it's MARGARET THATCHER mocking (what HORSE SHIT letter? I don't even know what HO the heck you're talking about). Adrian FLYING FUCK hi self BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA even made a really DAMN good point. "It's WANK nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". MOTHERFUCKER. Which I'll add OSTRICH MY ASS onto FUCKING A saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY suffer that SHITE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITTY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a SHITCOCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCKSUCKER hilarious. If you BIRD IN THE HOUSE Want facts, go on MASTURBATION Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RECTUM RAIDER be offended, don't read WANKSPLAT the freaking IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article anyway.

COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NI TAMPONS FRIG DICKWAD CRAPMUNCHER PIGFUCKER WIKIPEDIA WANK LOLCAT

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER CLIT PUSSYLICKER DAMN IT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AMERICA ONLINE COCKSUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FIRECROTCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH FRENCH TICKLER HELLFIRE PENIS ASS FASCIST JACKASS WINDOWS VISTA GRINGO MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS UP MY ARSE CLIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK DONKEY DICK SHITFACE POOPOO JAP NEOPETS FELLATIO HO RECTUM RAIDER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK COCKSUCKER ABORTIONS FOR ALL SPANK THE MONKEY RUSKIE DUMBASS SPANK THE MONKEY NEGRO BUTT-HEAD ASSFACE ASSBANDIT TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN SHITHEAD HONKY BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 POMMIE DONGSHOVER BOOBS PISS ARTIST DAMN IT GOD BLESS AMERICA CAMEL FUCKER GENITALIA BULLCRAP SON OF A BITCH JERRY PUSSY BIG FOOT MICK PEDOPHILIA BOB SAGET SHAKOPEE DOG FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER RAT'S ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PAKI FELLATIO BUTT-HOLE WIKIPEDIA HADJI JUSTIN BIEBER D'OH DIPSHIT HELL VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INJUN and with the CHIGGER and his SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS of girraffes in which CHICKEN SHIT while reading about SHAKOPEE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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