Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GRIS'BASTARD'BLISTERING BARNACLES'KNOBJOCKEY'EMO'JACK OFF'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST look at the BIRD IN THE HOUSE talk page of this PUSSY article for notes or discussion before SCUMBAG editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT CRAPPER neurochemical FUCK disorder TRANNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIGNOSE, sudden SHITFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FAG or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BORDER HOPPER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELLFIRE WIKIPEDIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BATHING SUIT AREA utterFUCKance of socially SPANK THE MONKEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is JACK OFF not to be SMEG confused with JOHNNY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPIC chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHEBAG random ALEX TREBEK disorientation, culturally-CUNTRAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AMERICA ONLINE language, JESSE McCARTNEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive JOHNNY quantities GOBSHITE of ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the RAPE Author:

The PEDOPHILIA Tourette's SHITFACE Research Institute was LOLCAT founded to BANGKOK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article ICE CREAM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONAN O'BRIAN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITWANK Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can ASSWIPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POTTYMOUTH TV, for always focusing on the BAD MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible HITLER thing.
• The main DILDO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHEBAG knee MILF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN IT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NICARAGUA school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S ASS sufferers to become DUMBASS manically depressed and CC PLZ commit DIPSHIT suicide.
• There is no TURD cure, and the FELCHMONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the P'KANG tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTT PIRATE perodol" which caused my entire LET'S SHIT body to go WARNER MUSIC GROUP numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSE it is without the O CANADA drug.

I am an active member of a TOSSER tourette syndrome CRAPFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK the COCKSUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "PORCH MONKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LIMEY sorry for SACRAMENTO "hi-jacking" your DONKEY DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ANAL DIABETES this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a VAGINA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITPISSER, and making fun of a [expletive deleted] horrible disorder is (not) PUSSY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOLDY TITS time.

Best DICKLICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PRICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew PIECE OF SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The CROTCH bastard who wrote this article. You can WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! punch him if you SAND NIGGER want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CROTCH saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BIGNOSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HOMO and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOTHERFUCKER BAND WITH 4 MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BULLSHIT HORSE! BIGNOSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIGNOSE'S HOUSE

How BONER to FUCK OFF cure LOLCAT the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TAMPONS for DONKEY DICK Tourette's BALLS Syndrome SHIT is ABO following FELLATIO these FEMADOM rules BUGFUCK in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid DONKEY PUNCHER immature SHITE little FUCK A DUCK kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within KAFFIR 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKBAG FRITZ PIGFUCKER nor FLAMING ASS BADGER talk,
• 4: Tell COON yourself you GOD DAMMIT don't ARSEBADGERS have DONKEY PUNCHER this GOATSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK OSTRICH MY ASS WITH NASTY CHIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BIGNOSE last straw DICKFACE!

I fucking put BLUE PENIS!' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD THIS MARY WHITEHOUSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIGGER offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS people who try PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT to battle JACKASS'RAT'S ASS that tight-ass BEAVER 17-year-CAMEL JOCKEY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RECTUM RAIDER it now, but someone said HOSER' BLOWJOB INBRED'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RAGHEAD is a laughing ASS LICKER matter. Plus there BLISTERING BARNACLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles SEX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So CUNT that means TAMPON IN MY ASS stop getting mad at the CUM first part too and FUCKHEAD talking about the ASSHAT letter that it's DOUCHEBAG mocking (what QUEEF letter? I don't even know what PISS the heck you're talking about). Adrian EMO hi self JACKASS even made a really FUCK good point. "It's SOD OFF nothing more PRICK from a head nod to a FUCKING knee tick". NIHILISM. Which I'll add CUM onto JACKASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRAK suffer that SPUNK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUGHNUT PUNCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HITLER be, because if I were a SON OF A BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOT HEAD hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on TWAT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FROG'S FAT ASS be offended, don't read FELCHMONKEY the freaking CLEMEN article anyway.

ANUSCAKE CUNTRAG DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS DICK CHICKEN BANGKOK BUGGER INBRED SHITTY ASSWIPE

PISS UP MY ARSE KIKE CROTCH TITS & DICKS FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS JACK OFF CUM JAP BASTARD NEGRO WOP HELL BASTARD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BOLLOCKS SPICY CUNT FUCK FELLATIO FRITZ NECROPHILIA TIBETAN BUDDHISM FUCK DICKHEAD TITTYWANK SHITE BEANER ASS HORSE SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS STEVE BALLMER BUTTFUCKER SHITPISSER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SAND NIGGER FUCK YOU WANK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! AUTOFELLATIO NAZI JIZZ LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKWIT PRICK MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY DAMN IT HORSE SHIT PENIS ON A STICK JACKASS HELLFIRE JERK OFF JAP BASTARD CHIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BOOBIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JOHNNY HELL FUCKTARD TITTYWANK DOUCHE ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PRICK TWAT FUCKFACE MASTURBATION FRIG HORSE PENIS POISON IN BABY FORMULA TACO DIPSHIT SHOOP DA WHOOP CUNT JACK OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELLFIRE TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT BOOBS BITCH DAMNATION FUCK FROG STEVE BALLMER GANGBANG TOSSER FUCKTARD SEMPRINI SACRED GREASER TITWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HAIL SATAN! CLUSTERFUCK SNUFF PORN HELL PIECE OF SHIT FUCK BITCH DOUCHING ASS LICKER JIZZ PISS UP MY ARSE SHITSKIN SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE BALL SACK FALSE BENSON HELL BUTT PIRATE WIENER CHICKEN FRIES TRANNY BASTARD HELL BALL SACK LIMEY BELLEND FUCKING ASSHOLE BASTARD BITCH JAP PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOLLOCKS ARSE DAMN DAMN CUNT CRAPPER BANGKOK FELCHMONKEY DICKLICK ARSEBADGERS MASTURBATION DICKHEAD GYPSY SHITTY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITTY AY-AY-AY CRAP BEAVER FUCKFACE SOD EUROIPODS STUB POMMIE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TIT DIRT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED SHITFACE WIGGER BONER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CAPTAIN CRUNCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BLOWJOB RUSTY TROMBONE FIRECROTCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSHITTER BITCH RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY ASSCRACK ASSHOLE DAMMIT FOUR-EYES DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE TITMOUSE PRICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GUMDROPS TITTIES HITLER CUNT BITCH PIG DAGO CAUCASIANS WILLY WONKA PISS PORCH MONKEY COCK JERK OFF SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO JERRY PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER ASSHAT CUNT CRACKER WANK BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER SMEG SHITHEAD FIRECROTCH DICK TITS FUCK CRAP ON A STICK WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! CRACKER DAGO FELLATIO JESSE McCARTNEY PISS FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS CUNT DUMBASS HOMO DOG FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS ORGASM FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD GREASER DIPSHIT PISS OFF POLAK SCUMBAG KIKE DICKWAD BOON NIGGER SHITTY FIRECROTCH ASSCRACK HOT GRITS DAMN CUNTRAG GOAT DICK BUGGER MASTURBATION LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S ASS LIMEY PRICK DAGO ORGASM TITS DOT HEAD BUGGER SCROTUM HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY TAFFY ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKHEAD SMEG FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD HELL SHIT WANK SCUMBAG SHITE TITS SON OF A BITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT CROTCH BOB SAGET ORANGE TURTLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKFACE CRAP ON A STICK KRAUT FAGGOT RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE DOODIE HEAD HELL FUCK GOBSHITE 666 CUNTBUCKET FUCKING I WILL END YOU! SHITTY GOOK FUCKING A BUNG-HOLE BEANER BASTARD MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE CHIGGER SMEG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX BENSON SUCKS ASS FASCIST SHIT NIGGER JACKASS NECROPHILIA HOSER FUCKING ASSWIPE WANK SUNSHINE TITWANK DYKE SHITFACE FUCKTARD HOT GRITS CAMEL FUCKER DICKLICK JIGGABOO MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! [expletive deleted] FUCK INCEST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WIGGER CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY DICKHEAD NICARAGUA WHORE DAGO SOD COCKSMOKER RAT'S COCK BITCH SHITE INBRED DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA NICARAGUA TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MILF JOHN SMILEY FACE HORSE SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA DICK PUSSY CHOAD DAMMIT DICKLICK JIZZ MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCOCK DOUCHE NAZI PIECE OF SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FEMADOM SHITHEAD SOD OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT BELLEND FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF YOU WANKER SHIT BASTARD COON DICKFACE PISS OFF CHICKEN FRIES SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIHILISM HONKY JERRY WANKER SHITPISSER RAT'S COCK FUCKING ASSWIPE SCUMBAG DOUCHING ALEX TREBEK COCK STRAWBERRY ASS WHORE TWAT CRAP O KURWA! DOUCHETITS CAMEL FUCKER PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS OFF NAZI DOUCHE SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK A DUCK BUTT-HOLE FAGGOT TITMOUSE CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTBUCKET SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAPFUCKER BEANER RUSTY TROMBONE BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLCRAP HORSE SHIT GYPSY FUCKING BASEBALL UNICORNS [expletive deleted] HONKY WANK JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS SUCK MY COCK BITCH BASTARD PRICK CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER HELL FUCK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER DONKEY DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CRAPPY DOUCHING HENTAI FUCKWIT I WILL END YOU! BONER BOON PORCH MONKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GOD DAMMIT GOOK DUMBASS BOOBS DICKFACE FUCK CUNT PISSHOLE CONAN O'BRIAN I AM CORNHOLIO! CRAP ON A STICK AY-AY-AY COCKSMOKER WANKER DICKHEAD ASSFACE DAMN WANK FUCKFACE JACKASS JERK OFF HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT LIMEY ASSCRACK BATHING SUIT AREA TITS & DICKS WANK RUSKIE DICKHEAD SAGGY TITS FELLATIO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POMMIE SHITE GOD DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ARSE GOATSE RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT SHITCOCK FEMADOM AUTOFELLATIO FUCK PEDOPHILIA PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD DOUCHEBAG DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER GOBSHITE SOD FROG SHITHEAD YOU WANKER SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY DICKWAD RAGHEAD COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INJUN HADJI PORCUPINE'S BALLS BENCH PRESS DILDO HELL FENCE JUMPER EPIDIDYMIS INBRED TITS FUCKER ORGASM SHITTY YOU WANKER ASS FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS NIPPLES FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO SAGGY TITS SLOPE FUCKING CHAV SON OF A BITCH HORSE SHIT EMO [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT YID BUGFUCK DYKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLUSTERFUCK TIMBER NIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT CRAP TITTIES FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL FROG TOWELHEAD ORGASM YOU WANKER BASTARD DICKHEAD ASS ASSRAMMER ABO POO POO BLOWJOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MILF AY-AY-AY CLUSTERFUCK INBRED CHIGGER PUPPIES BITCH SHITE DAMN PUSSY TAFFY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DICKFACE SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG WEHATEMARIO PIECE OF SHIT SAGGY TITS TIT DIRT ASSBANDIT FUCK COCK INBRED [expletive deleted] TAMPONS DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE SCROTUM RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN SPUNK FUCK ARSE CHIGGER FEMADOM MONKEY'S UNCLE GIVING HEAD SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS OFF CHICKEN FRIES SCROTUM CHOAD KISSER PIECE OF SHIT ASSFACE BIGNOSE FUCKER SHIT PENIS WANKER FUCKFACE BITCH COCKSUCKER SHITHEAD CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BULLSHIT HELL FUCK YOU CHOAD TENTACLE RAPE VAGINA BELGIUM FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKTARD PRICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! RECTUM RAIDER COON VAGINA BALLS BOOBIES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YOU WANKER CHIGGER INBRED FUCKHEAD POMMIE BITCH FUCKBAG ASSHOLE HELL GOD DAMN TURD POOPOO BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK SPUNK FUCK BITCH COCK TITS & DICKS TWAT FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE PUSSY JERRY FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH SHITSKIN BUTT PIRATE HOT GRITS COCKSHITTER JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO POTTYMOUTH FELCHING RAT'S COCK CUNTSWILLING NICARAGUA CLUSTERFUCK 666 SHITE FELCHMONKEY SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS ASSFACE ARSE TITS PISSHOLE BONER FUCK CUNTYMINTS JOHN SMILEY FACE PRICK CRAPMUNCHER WANK BITCH BOOBS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PORCUPINE'S BALLS ALF BUGFUCK SAGGY TITS CROTCH BUGFUCK HELL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK MONKEY SHIT HOMO GRIS BULLSHIT QUEEF FENCE JUMPER SHITTY SON OF A BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FLYING FUCK NIGNOG BASTARD JACKASS SHIT HELLFIRE ANUSCAKE GOD DAMN FUCKFACE NIGNOG GO HOME AND DIE POLAK DONKEY PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA BOOBIES FLYING FUCK FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WEHATEMARIO SAGGY TITS BUNG-HOLE TURD QUEEF MONKEY SHIT MASTURBATION SOD YOU WANKER DAMN BULLSHIT SHITCOCK NORTH KOREA ANUSCAKE FIST FUCK FUCKING GRAPE PENIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SUITCASE PENIS BASTARD FUCKER HOMO FUCK PUSSYLICKER DIPSHIT LOGJAMMER POTTYMOUTH PRICK COCK FRITZ PEDOPHILIA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOATSE FEWMETS SHIT SHIT LAKE TITICACA BELLEND ASSCRACK JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK DUNE COON DONKEY PUNCHER 30 CASES OF PICKLES POLAK WANK WHORE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAGO EAT MY SHIT! SCUMBAG ASSHOLE SHITTY THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIGGER SHITFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MICK PENIS ON A STICK JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD DAMN BOOBS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FU SPANG TITTIES RECTUM RAIDER SHITTY BOOBS NIGGER MOLDY TITS FUCKWIT MILF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT HIGH WAGES CUNT CC PLZ I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! AY-AY-AY JACKASS PUSSY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PENIS MONKEY SHIT ORGASM DONKEY DICK FUCK SUGARTITS TIT DIRT SHIT SHIT O KURWA! PISS NIGGER PRICK FUCKSTAIN FUCK INCEST ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT MOLDY TITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TITWANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SPANK THE MONKEY ASS LICKER AY-AY-AY GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK YOGHURT CANNON TOWELHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX ORGASM BENCH PRESS FUDGEPACKER SHITSLINGING ARSE 666 JOHNNY CRACKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA PISS OFF BELLEND IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKING NIGGER FUCKER RAGHEAD ARSE BUTT-HOLE SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] GOD DAMMIT CLIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER PIGFUCKER SHITSKIN BLOWJOB MALL SANTA POLAK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOATSE MOCCASINS ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU SHITPISSER BIGNOSE KIKE GRINGO GOD DAMN TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN PIG GENITALIA NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE BITCH SHIT CHUFF BITCH DAGO SHITTY PUSSY PUSSYLICKER JACKASS SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSWIPE AY-AY-AY RAINBOWS GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT NAZI SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BASTARD FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK 666 FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITTY NEGRO INCEST BUKKAKE HELL INBRED CHOAD ASS CONDOMS BITCH HELL MOTHERFUCKER DILDO CHOAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HEIL HITLER! TRANNY SHITE BONER RAGHEAD BUTTFUCKER WIENER RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS CUNT PIECE OF SHIT DOODIE HEAD FUCKTARD HOSER TOSSER ASSFACE FUCKER PISS ARTIST BENCH PRESS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKFACE NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPIC SHITSLINGING DEMOCRACY DICKHEAD BOOBS BUTTFUCKER RAPE ASSHOLE ASS PISS ARTIST PUNANI GANGBANG HOMO INBRED CUNT CRAPPER BITCH JIGGABOO SHITE TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHENEY RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS JERRY TACO SON OF A BITCH SHITCOCK SEX EPIDIDYMIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT SHIT ASSFACE TITWANK MOCCASINS CHENEY FUCKING A SOD WIENER NIGGER TITS SHITFUCKER SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT CRAPPER DICKFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TWAT CLEMEN BALLS DAMN GANGBANG JERRY MOCCASINS FUCKING BASEBALL PISS UP MY ARSE POLAK WETBACK BULLCRAP PRICK GOD DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT CUNT JENKEM JAP CAPTAIN CRUNCH BLOWJOB WANK BUTT PIRATE BASTARD TITMOUSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST pen0r [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] [expletive deleted] BULLSHIT WEHATEMARIO SHUT UP, MEG! CAMEL JOCKEY D'OH BITCH FUCKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PENIS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRAPPY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER DOUCHETITS WALRUS SHIT SHITE BLUMPKIN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PISS CUNT BUGGER ASS SHITFACE COON FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TURD COCKGOBLIN SEMEN FUCKTARD HELLFIRE GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD TOTAL SCUMBAG JACKASS LET'S SHIT CUNT FUCKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SAGGY TITS FEMADOM SHITE LIMEY SHIT RAT'S COCK RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT CLIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TAFFY PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER YUKY DOODY PUNANI SHITE HAPPINESS DUMBASS NIPPLES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JUMPING JESUS!!! ASSHAT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN IT and with the TWAT and his COON of girraffes in which TITS & DICKS while reading about TITTIES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLUSTERFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCKING FUCKBOROUGH