Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOU WANKER'CC PLZ'AUTOFELLATIO'SCUMBAG'DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE'JESSE McCARTNEY'DICKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BIRD SHIT look at the GANGBANG talk page of this ASSHAT article for notes or discussion before FUCK OFF editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MALARKY neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBUCKET characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHUFF, sudden SECOND BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKFACE or PIECE OF SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I'LL RAPE YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING FUCK 666 words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

ORGASM Tourette's is TURD not to be DIRTY SANCHEZ confused with TITTIES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HORSE SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random DUMBASS disorientation, culturally-CHOAD KISSER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DILDO language, TITS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOG FUCKER TITWANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive SUCK MY DICK quantities BULLSHIT of ANAL DIABETES BAD MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the FUCKWIT Author:

The WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Tourette's SALISBURY Research Institute was EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHOAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NICARAGUA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUM Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TV, for always focusing on the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT bad side of a terrible CONDOMS thing.
• The main PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLIDE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS ARTIST knee DOUCHE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITTY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITWANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACKASS school for ABO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SLOPE sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and WANK commit ASS suicide.
• There is no ASSRAPING cure, and the DOUCHE NAZI drugs that are available to, "calm" the BIRD SHIT tics often have adverse WOP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOON perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go COCKSUCKER numb and DONKEY DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOB SAGET it is without the AAAAAAAAA! drug.

I am an active member of a POLACK tourette syndrome PISS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHING the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is VAGINA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HOMO sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your TURD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DUNE COON this that really FRITZ annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRACKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! , and making fun of a BLUE PENIS! horrible disorder is (not) GARBAGE DAY! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITS time.

Best D'OH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRED PHELPS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Regards to Andrew SUCK MY DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The POLACK bastard who wrote this article. You can FROG'S FAT ASS punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLUSTERFUCK saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHUFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOOBIES and SHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCRATCH! GROUNDER! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RECTUM RAIDER BAND WITH 4 DICK CHICKEN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A THONG TASTER HORSE! CHUFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHUFF'S HOUSE

How BULLSHIT to DAMN cure SHITSLINGING the CANNED QUOTE Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INCEST for GOBSHITE Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome FUCKSTAIN is BLOWJOB following BULLSHIT these MOTHERFUCKER rules BUGGER in MASTURBATION order:

• 1: Avoid FELLATIO immature SHAKOPEE little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to BANGKOK within MOCCASINS 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS LENS CRAFTERS JACKASS nor BLISTERING BARNACLES talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you [EXPLETIVE] don't COCK have FUCK A DUCK this FIRECROTCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITS WITH NASTY RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FRITZ FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHUFF last straw DICK IN A BOX!

I fucking put VAGINA' my comment at the TOP OF THE ABO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKING FUCKBOROUGH the TOP OF FUCK NUGGET THIS BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKFACE offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KRAUT people who try AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI to battle TIMBER NIGGER'THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS that tight-ass WANK 17-year-INCEST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GRIS it now, but someone said HELLFUCKER' ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI'POMMIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER is a laughing SHITFUCKER matter. Plus there ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK OFF articles COCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKER stuff. So RICK MORANIS that means JERRY stop getting mad at the PENIS first part too and COCKSHITTER talking about the CUNTYMINTS letter that it's BAT FUCK INSANE mocking (what VAGINA letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self SHITHEAD even made a really RAT'S ASS good point. "It's CRAPPY nothing more SHITTY from a head nod to a RICK MORANIS knee tick". ABO. Which I'll add DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! onto FRENCH TICKLER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HO suffer that SAGGY TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TRANNY be, because if I were a VAGINA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LICK PUSSY hilarious. If you BOLLOCKS Want facts, go on ASSHOLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! be offended, don't read HOMO the freaking BIGNOSE article anyway.

CHUFF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GIVING HEAD FUCKTARD WANK DARTH VADER PUSSY PISS AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY SHIT

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WETBACK FUCKFACE EPIDIDYMIS HUMAN RIGHTS JACKASS SHIT CRAP CHINK ASSCRACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS KRAUT MACACA MOTHERFUCKER CHINK HO SHITHEAD FAG INBRED PENIS AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK PISS SOD OFF RUSTY TROMBONE GENITALIA DICKFACE ASSHAT FEATURED SEX BALL SACK FUCKHEAD JERRY CECIL JOHN RHODES TOWELHEAD BELLEND PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FRIG ASSHAT TWAT RAT'S COCK PUNANI BALLS COCKSMOKER CUM CHICKEN FRIES ASSHAT BASTARD SHITE GENITALIA BITCH FUCKER DICKFACE GOBSHITE DONKEY PUNCHER THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HORSE SHIT DOUCHING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JENKEM DOG SHIT BASTARD COCK CONDOMS PENIS ON A STICK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! HELL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF TWISTY VAGINA TEDDY BEARS NAZI SEX GYPSY HOT GRITS YOUR MOM PISSHOLE DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT TAFFY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD DAMMIT ASS DAMN JIGGABOO PEEPEE WOP FUCKFACE NIPPLES FREE ELECTIONS TWAT DOT HEAD COCK HELL FUCKWIT DAGO SHIT SAGGY TITS POO POO BLOWJOB I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT CHUFF DOG SHIT SHITFUCKER CHUFF GANGBANG SHITSLINGING CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT SHITE AUTOFELLATIO PENIS ON A BUN SPICY CUNT FUCK FEWMETS MASTURBATION CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT GOAT DICK INBRED REDNECK DONKEY DICK TIMBER NIGGER BOB SAGET JOHN ELWAY TITTYWANK INCEST NECROPHILIA JIZZ CUNT WHORE ORGASM HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT FREE ELECTIONS CUNT GRINGO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK POOPOO JERK OFF FUCK CHICKEN SHIT SPIC DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BLUE PENIS! PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKBAG FELLATIO SHUT UP, MEG! VENEREAL DISEASE PECKERHEAD BLUE PENIS! GANGBANG FUCK YOU HELL RAT'S COCK DUMBASS P'KANG NECROPHILIA SUCK MY COCK FUCK OFF RUSKIE YOU WANKER DIPSHIT JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER ASS ASSHOLE ASSCRACK KAFFIR WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUTTFUCKER HELL CHINK GRUE RAPE HORSE SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL TUBA SHITBALLS GENITALIA COCKSHITTER pen0r POLACK HO BLUE PENIS! FUCKTARD CHOAD JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GYPSY BONER RAGHEAD KIKE WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RECTUM RAIDER WANKER ANAL ASSFACE FOUR-EYES BULLSHIT DAMN CLEMEN HITLER BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK VAGINA ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE [expletive deleted] BUGGER O CANADA PENIS ON A STICK SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALL SACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SNUFF PORN CUNTSWILLING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FLYING RAT'S ASS REBECCA BLACK FUCKWIT QUEEF WANK BOB SAGET CRAPPY ASSCRACK FRAK SHITFACE CUNTRAG TACO WIGGER ASS REBECCA BLACK GO HOME AND DIE CUNT PAKI PRICK TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT TITS PRICK FRED PHELPS DICKHEAD FUCK PRICK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! JIGGABOO BASTARD DAMN DILDO JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY JACK OFF POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE BENCH PRESS BASTARD CHIGGER FUCK SHIT JENKEM BITCH INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT FASHION BUG BIGNOSE LOGJAMMER FUCKSTAIN pen0r BASTARD POOPOO SHITE DAMN FUCKHEAD HORSE PENIS HONKY DAGO SMEG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER SCROTUM MASTURBATION DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PRICK CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKFUCKFUCK GRAPE PENIS FRIG DOUCHE MICK [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S COCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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BUGFUCK ARSE CRACKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKTARD DUNE COON SUITCASE PENIS RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK MALARKY ORGASM BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER DUMBASS TITS SHITHEAD CONDOMS AY-AY-AY ASSCRACK SHITTY BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHAT FUCKWIT ASSCRACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANKER ALF CUNTRAG COON WANK MR WINKLER IS GAY OH SHI– BEANER SPIC DOUCHE BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER REDSKIN CRAPFUCKER I WILL END YOU! TIBET 30 CASES OF PICKLES SIGMUND FREUD ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO CUM LAKE TITICACA DYKE CUNTING ASSCRACK POLESMOKER LIMEY LET'S SHIT TAFFY CHRISTHUMPER BONER DOUCHEBAG BUTT-HOLE CUNNILINGUS CLIT SHITSLINGING WETBACK FRENCH TICKLER LET'S SHIT SUCK MY COCK TITS ASSHOLE CUNT FUCK YOU SHITE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH MARGARET THATCHER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BLOWJOB GOD DAMN BITCH INBRED ASS BRITNEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BONER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GO COUNT YOUR DICK DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG JACKASS DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCK FUCKFACE INCEST WIENER BELLEND NAZI PISS ARTIST HELL CANNED QUOTE JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ QUEEF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT JOHN ELWAY FASHION BUG SON OF A BITCH SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD TIT SPRINKLES ASSHOLE PRICK BORDER HOPPER CUNT HORSE SHIT NIPPLES GOD BLESS AMERICA MALL SANTA FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEAVER SAND NIGGER MALARKY BITCH ASS LICKER NECROPHILIA BONG TWISTY VAGINA NEGRO LET'S SHIT BULLSHIT WANK SON OF A BITCH DAMN FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING DUMBASS SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN BULLCRAP CLUSTERFUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COON BOLLOCKS QUEEF BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER MONKEY BALLS CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL FUCKER FASHION BUG BOB SAGET FUCK suck my mothers SACRED YOU WANKER JIGGABOO CONDOMS WIENER INCEST INBRED FUCK NUGGET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MICK BUKKAKE FUCK ARSE DAMN IT INBRED ARSEBADGERS FUCK NUGGET NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISSHOLE SHITTY PUSSY FUCKWIT BALL SACK DOUCHE NAZI BOB SAGET I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK BITCH MASTURBATION ABO DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER BULLCRAP FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BITCH YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK BASKETBALL HOOP DOUCHE BUGFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA CUNTRAG CUNTBUCKET BUTT PIRATE BITCH TIMBER NIGGER P'KANG GOD DAMMIT GO HOME AND DIE SPIC BOLLOCKS JAP CRAPPY AUTOFELLATIO NAZI FROG WHORE ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD PISS JACKASS ABO CUNNILINGUS RAGHEAD WILLY WONKA CRAP PISSHOLE JAP TESTICLE CHOKE BLOWJOB HORSE SHIT CUNT FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS ASS MICK DOUCHE NAZI PISS PIECE OF SHIT DAMN INBRED TAMPONS MARGARET THATCHER MILF DAMN DAMNATION COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT MILF DILDO ASSFACE FAG INCEST SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE NEGRO PENIS DICK TITWANK TOWELHEAD TITS TWISTY VAGINA MACACA CONDOMS NIGGER CHINK JERK OFF SHITTY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! INCEST WANK ASSHAT SHITBALLS ASS FUCK NICARAGUA RAINBOWS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COLGATE POMMIE DOUCHE GOD DAMN BUGFUCK NIGNOG DAGO SPUNK ARSE SHITHEAD GRINGO SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES [expletive deleted] DYKE COCK SHITE CHAV CRAP DAMN I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DILDO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENIS ON A BUN FRITZ SALISBURY FRAK BELLEND THONG TASTER CUNT MARGARET THATCHER CRAPMUNCHER JACK OFF SEMEN CRAPFUCKER PISS CUNT SPIC DAMN ASSHAT PUSSY HOSER BOB SAGET MARCH OF FLAMES HOSER BUTT PIRATE GOBSHITE BOOBS FUCKWIT FUCK YOU PENISBIRD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKING PIKACHU FELCHMONKEY DOUCHETITS CUNT FAG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST EPIDIDYMIS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS KIDDY FIDDLER ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITTY WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SEMPRINI AUTOFELLATIO ANAL LET'S SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST DONGSHOVER FUCKTARD JERK OFF THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DOUCHE NAZI CUNNILINGUS BALLS O CANADA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CC PLZ SHIT FRED PHELPS FRITZ TITTIES GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU POOPOO FUCKWIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PRICK ASSHOLE FUCKING BASTARD ASS LICKER CLEMEN FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL INCEST NICARAGUA HELL VAGINA POLAK BALLS PISS UP MY ARSE BONER ASSHOLE BULLSHIT MOCKIE TOURETTE'S IS FUN PECKERHEAD FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKER YOUR MOM SHAKOPEE SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHEBAG BALLS BIGNOSE TITS MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA REDNECK ASSHOLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHOAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER DICKWAD CLIT HELL FUCK NUGGET COON ASSHOLE INJUN CLEMEN I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT MACACA WANKSPLAT POLESMOKER ABO BRUSH MA TEETH CLIT FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER GIVING HEAD BELGIUM GRIS SEX BUTTFUCKER FUCKING ART METAL PRODUCTS NECROPHILIA DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN BASTARD CUNTSWILLING SHITE SHITCOCK BUGFUCK ASS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HOSER CRAPPY BULLCRAP RECTUM RAIDER ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER ARSEBADGERS DOM DeLUISE FUCKING A SHITFACE BORDER HOPPER URINE-GARGLING MONGOLIANS CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS SHAKOPEE FROG'S FAT ASS I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER GREASER BUTT PIRATE NAZI PISS CUNT CRAPPER VAGINA BAD MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER PUPPIES O KURWA! ASSHOLE HELL PEEPEE SPIC DICKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUDDHIST MONK DICKFACE RAT'S COCK POO POO BLOWJOB BANGKOK SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK MILF TOWELHEAD SHITTY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DEVELOPERS! I WILL END YOU! PISS MONKEY SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GRIS COCKSHITTER EXTRA LONG PENIS GENITALIA BULLSHIT REDSKIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNT CHRISTHUMPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TWISTY VAGINA CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! pen0r DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA NEGRO PRICK ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TACO CANNED QUOTE NAZI CUNTSWILLING KIKE DIPSHIT BALLS SHITE WOMEN'S RIGHTS GREASER WINDOWS VISTA PISS WANKER SHITFUCKER O CANADA PORCH MONKEY SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY SEMEN DOG FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WHORE and with the FUCK and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which FUCKFACE while reading about NECROPHILIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JOHN SMILEY FACE