Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's REDNECK'BASTARD'PISS OFF'BASTARD'PISSHOLE'PEARL NECKLACE'WANK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT look at the DILDO talk page of this NEGRO article for notes or discussion before RAPE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIRD SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder HELLFIRE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHAV, sudden DILDO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FAGGOT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKFACE BEAVER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRED PHELPS utterFUCKance of socially WALRUS SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address DELICIOUS CAKE Tourette's syndrome.

SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette's is FENCE JUMPER not to be BITCH confused with SCUMBUCKET Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves 666 random BITCH disorientation, culturally-REDSKIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RUSKIE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, ORGASM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DILDO THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA quantities SEMEN of ANAL DIABETES DOODIE HEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Polite Note to the NAZI Author:

The JOHNNY Tourette's TITWANK Research Institute was HONKY founded to AUTOFELLATIO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DILDO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS article PIG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCUNTING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MARGARET THATCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TAFFY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS ARTIST Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTT PIRATE TV, for always focusing on the DAMNATION bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
• The main MAMA MIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLEVELAND STEAMER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ANAL DIABETES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COON knee BENSON SUCKS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for CONDOMS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WALRUS SHIT sufferers to become I WILL END YOU! manically depressed and SPANK THE MONKEY commit DICKLICK suicide.
• There is no RHODESIA cure, and the [expletive deleted] drugs that are available to, "calm" the Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! tics often have adverse PISS OFF MY ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKTARD perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go FUCKER numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than TIMBER NIGGER it is without the BAD MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTERFUCK tourette syndrome SIGMUND FREUD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating D'OH the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICK TITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFACE sorry for WIGGER "hi-jacking" your BEAVER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT CRAPPER this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a DUMBASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHOAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLEMEN, and making fun of a CONDOMS horrible disorder is (not) WARNER MUSIC GROUP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BELLEND time.

Best SPICY CUNT FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SON OF A BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. DICK IN A BOX Regards to Andrew DOM DeLUISE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The BUTT-HEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can SLOPE punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my POLACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHAV Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKHEAD and DARTH VADER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIPSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GREASER BAND WITH 4 SHUT UP, MEG! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CARPET MUNCHER HORSE! CHAV IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHAV'S HOUSE

How BASTARD to COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS cure INCEST the ASSWIPE Tourette's ANUSCAKE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TAMPON IN MY ASS for PUSSY Tourette's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Syndrome ABO is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS following RAT'S ASS these BALL SACK rules PRICK in FASHION BUG order:

• 1: Avoid ASSFACE immature NIGGER TITS little CHICKEN SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 10 FRITZseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JACKASS BRITNEY JACK OFF nor SHITSLINGING talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S COCK yourself you SON OF A BITCH don't YID have JACK OFF this TITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT WITH NASTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FIRECROTCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHAV last straw SHITSLINGING!

I fucking put BULLCRAP' my comment at the TOP OF THE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF CRAP THIS STEVE BALLMER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RAT'S ASS offensive. DICKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICK people who try DICK IN A BOX to battle FUCKTARD'POOPY that tight-ass MARGARET THATCHER 17-year-EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING RAT'S ASS it now, but someone said TOURETTE'S SYNDROME' WILLY WONKA FUCK'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing PISSHOLE matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BLUMPKIN Uncyclopedia, there are DIPSHIT articles DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching INJUN stuff. So NIGGER that means CARPET MUNCHER stop getting mad at the DOUCHING first part too and HOMO talking about the BOOBS letter that it's SHITE mocking (what INCEST letter? I don't even know what FEMADOM the heck you're talking about). Adrian JUSTIN BIEBER hi self SOD even made a really JESSE McCARTNEY good point. "It's DOUCHING nothing more DAMN IT from a head nod to a JIZZ knee tick". DARTH VADER. Which I'll add ABO onto DOUCHING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SOD suffer that CAUCASIANS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRACKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a PRICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PIECE OF SHIT hilarious. If you CHICKEN SHIT Want facts, go on SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GENITALIA be offended, don't read SEMEN the freaking PEARL NECKLACE article anyway.

RUSKIE TWAT NIPPLES ! LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING ORGASM TITMOUSE TUBA FUCKBAG

FLAMING ASS BADGER JOHN ELWAY WANK CHICKEN SHIT ALF WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER JACK OFF TITMOUSE DUNE COON GRINGO FUCKSTAIN CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MALL SANTA BUNG-HOLE PUSSY DUNE COON STRAWBERRY ASS DAMN FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE NAZI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSCRACK MOLDY TITS DOUCHEBAG PISS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOOK WOP GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK TITS TITTIES DICKWAD TWAT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT RICK MORANIS POMMIE INCEST GREASER BALLS BASTARD RICK MORANIS CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSMOKER TURD NIGGER WANK CLIT PENIS PENISBIRD DONALD RUMSFELD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT SEMEN BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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MOCCASINS FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO pen0r FELCHING FUCK OFF RAPE BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT CUNT CRAPPER HOSER FUCK OFF O CANADA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WIKIPEDIA ART METAL PRODUCTS CLUSTERFUCK WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ARSE FEWMETS DAMN IT DOODIE HEAD ANAL SHITSKIN POMMIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOUCHING POLAK DICK BITCH FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER UNICORNS DOG SHIT CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER TAFFY DUMBASS BALL SACK BITCH NIGGER BEANER ASS DAMNATION ORGASM GANGBANG ANAL WANK CUNT SHITE PUSSY TAMPONS GO COUNT YOUR DICK POO POO BLOWJOB INJUN WANKER FUCKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] SHITSLINGING COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER JACKASS CUNT CRAPPER BITCH FUCKHEAD INJUN BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PEEPEE SHITTY GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS PIGFUCKER FUCKSTAIN TONY LA RUSSA FUCKHEAD WANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DICKFACE HOT GRITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKFACE HELL CONDOMS FEMADOM ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! BITCH PORCH MONKEY CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BENSON SUCKS pen0r SHITHEAD BULLSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER YUKY DOODY HELL FUCKBAG O CANADA PIG SIGMUND FREUD ARSE BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING TWAT FUCKING TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER JACKASS SCROTUM FENCE JUMPER FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF SHITTY NORTH KOREA RAT'S COCK FEWMETS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BATMAN & ROBIN KRAUT ASSHAT BOON CUNT FUCKHEAD ASSHAT BUTT-HEAD PISS ARTIST GOOK CUNT PISS OFF FUCK WANK BULLCRAP FUCK YOU CUNTYMINTS COCKSTUFFER JOHN ELWAY SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK TAFFY SHITFUCKER QUEEF TIMBER NIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JACKASS SCROTUM SHIT WANK SHIT JACK OFF ARFENHOUSE LAKE TITICACA BRUSH MA TEETH NECROPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BALL SACK ASSHOLE POLAK CHIGGER PISSHOLE FELCHING KRAUT FELCHING WANK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITPISSER DOUCHETITS BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN WETBACK DAMN CUNTYMINTS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! I LIKE SCHOOL SHAKOPEE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT DAMMIT SAGGY TITS BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PUSSYLICKER TOSSER YID JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMMIT D'OH SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT DOM DeLUISE CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE CUNTBUCKET DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BEAVER FUCKING ASS DAMN PISS ARTIST BENSON SUCKS DYKE FELCHING PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM NIGNOG FELCHING PEDOPHILIA FUCKING CHOAD TITTYWANK SHITE CRAPFUCKER FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT NIGGER HELL MILF CC PLZ CHICKEN SHIT COLGATE FELLATIO JIZZ FUCKFACE ANUSCAKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK BANGKOK POLACK STEVE BALLMER TACO DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT FUCK SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! DICK IN A BOX SCROTUM COON ASSHOLE PISS BUKKAKE DICK JACKASS REDSKIN FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFUCKFUCK BULLSHIT DAGO CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUGGER TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANKSPLAT TIMBER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SMEG SHIT SHITTY FUCKTARD MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER RAGHEAD POLAK URINE-GARGLING BITCH POMMIE VAGINA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG FOUR-EYES BITCH FUCK OFF TURD DEMOCRACY BAD MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI WOP BALLS DARTH VADER VENEREAL DISEASE BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCKSTAIN PRICK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA BULLCRAP DICKFACE RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD DICKHEAD SHITCUNTING ART METAL PRODUCTS DOT HEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFACE FUCKER SNUFF PORN BUTTFUCKER HOMO WHORE KIDDY FIDDLER CHENEY HELL SCUMBAG TWAT TITS REBECCA BLACK TURD CRACKER FUCKTARD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO PENISPENISPENIS!!! YOUR MOM QUEEF ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUCHETITS FAG ASSCRACK PISSHOLE ORGASM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INCEST GOD DAMMIT D'OH BITCH JACKASS SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK ARSE GYPSY DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AY-AY-AY DILDO GO HOME AND DIE AMERICA ONLINE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CUNTRAG ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT KIKE FUCKFACE INBRED FUCKER JAP BLOWJOB HOMO HONKY SHITFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LET'S SHIT PEDOPHILIA HELL PIG GREASER DOUCHETITS SHITE DICKHEAD WETBACK RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET SHITFACE PIGS MIGHT FLY BALLS NIGGER TITS DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT ASS COCKGOBLIN NI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WILLY WONKA BLUMPKIN BOLLOCKS ASS DIPSHIT D'OH FUCKER ANAL CLUSTERFUCK GANGBANG FUCKBAG CHUFF YOUR MOM FUCK YOU BIG FOOT SPIC SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER ANAL FRIG DIPSHIT SHITE FUCK PISS EMO DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT SEMEN INCEST NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT JAP CHOAD MALL SANTA CUNT JIZZ DAMN FRITZ TWAT CONDOMS LENS CRAFTERS DOG SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX KEEP DONALD RUMSFELD ABO BASTARD BELLEND INBRED CHING CHONG CHINK NINTENDOGS SEMEN SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH SHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HORSE PENIS FUCK FUCK OFF YOU WANKER FUCK VAGINA BRUSH MA TEETH JACK OFF ASSFACE GOD DAMN BLOWJOB ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER PUSSY CHIGGER CUNTSWILLING NIGNOG BASTARD FRIG TRANNY ASS WANK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TOURETTE'S IS FUN THONG TASTER GOOK BUGGER FELCHING JIGGABOO SEX DOT HEAD SHUT UP, MEG! KRAUT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I WILL KILL YOU! GOOK RAT'S COCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACK OFF ASSHAT ASSFACE FUCK DICKFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS RAT'S ASS SHITFACE BRUSH MA TEETH KRAUT SHITSLINGING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHUT UP, MEG! SACRAMENTO ARSE CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER FUCKER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! HELLFIRE FUCK NUGGET CHIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK ASS POLAK TACO TWISTY VAGINA TITS DICK CHICKEN ASS FUCKWIT JERRY PAKI SEMEN DOUCHING BATMAN & ROBIN DICKFACE REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT FUCKTARD TAMPONS HOT GRITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WIENER FUCKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK OFF CRAPFUCKER SHIT ANAL CUNNILINGUS SHITTY FUCKTARD DAGO SHITFUCKER CRACKER BASTARD YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING BITCH BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEOPETS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK NORTH KOREA FUCKHEAD GOOK HELL ANAL DIABETES BUKKAKE CUNTSWILLING BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSTUFFER HENTAI FUCKWIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN CTHULHU FHTAGN NAZI GOATSE CUNTYMINTS BALL SACK SHIT JIGGABOO WIENER ORGASM DICK CHICKEN D'OH PICKANINNY TWAT MONKEY SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH CUM HOMO DEVELOPERS! HORSE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE MOCCASINS FAG FUCKHEAD ASSHAT GYPSY POOPOO INJUN FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOLERA IS FUN! INBRED PEARL NECKLACE FREEDOM OF SPEECH LET'S SHIT HAIL SATAN! 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DILDO TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA POMMIE CUNTRAG WANKSPLAT COCK GANGBANG FENCE JUMPER CUNNILINGUS KAFFIR PISS OFF COCK FUCKHEAD BASTARD FENCE JUMPER WANKER ARSE YOU WANKER DIPSHIT REDSKIN DAMN ASS PENIS ON A STICK DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPIC WANKER CUNTYMINTS FAGGOT FUCK SHITCUNTING BITCH SHITFACE DOUCHETITS SUCK A BIG DICK SCROTUM WOP SHITFACE COCK BASTARD FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INBRED YOU WANKER TWAT POMMIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU HOT GRITS FEMADOM CRACKER DESU BOB SAGET DICKHEAD HOSER RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD COCK GOD DAMN SHAKOPEE BOLLOCKS NIPPLES SCROTUM NIGGER CUNT DIPSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSHAT AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY INCEST CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG INBRED BRITNEY POOPOO ASS GOD DAMMIT COCKSMOKER INCEST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMMIT NIPPLES CHOAD HELL COLGATE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWAT JUNGLE BUNNY WANK YOU SUCK BALLS SHITE MILF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY WALRUS SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO DILDO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CARPET MUNCHER JACK OFF BUGFUCK NORTH KOREA FLYING RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS FUCK OFF FELCHMONKEY ARSE BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH WIGGER SMEG BUGFUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHOAD KISSER DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT FASHION BUG FUCKFACE FUCKING A BASTARD PISS OFF ORGASM KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS ASS FUCK FUDGEPACKER WANKER PISS FUCK DUNE COON BOOBIES BASTARD TWAT CUNTSWILLING DAMN IT POLACK BUTT PIRATE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN FUCKER RAT'S COCK PEEPEE WIENER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKFACE MOCKIE TENTACLE RAPE CUNNILINGUS AY-AY-AY SAND NIGGER RAPE PRICK PROTESTS ORGASM QUEEF JIGGABOO I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER DEMOCRACY PEARL NECKLACE CUNT PENIS ON A BUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER KIKE BITCH CRAP BEAVER JOHNNY CUNTRAG ARSE BUGGER DONALD RUMSFELD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGNOG and with the PIECE OF SHIT and his FALSE BENSON of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about NORTH KOREA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSRAMMER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WIGGER