Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS'CUNTING ASSCRACK'BASTARD'FROG'S FAT ASS'FROG'BUTTFUCKER'GOATSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BENCH PRESS neurochemical FUCK disorder JUNGLE BUNNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS LICKER, sudden WIENER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POLESMOKER or CHRISTHUMPER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHEBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SPIC by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ARFENHOUSE ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GREASER utterFUCKance of socially REDSKIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANKSPLAT television programs to address ASSHOLE Tourette's syndrome.

ORGASM Tourette's is DICKHEAD not to be CUNT CRAPPER confused with BORDER HOPPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOLLOCKS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ALEX TREBEK random SHITE disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSWIPE language, BUKKAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COON DOG FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SPANK THE MONKEY souvenir shoppes and massive I'LL RAPE YOU quantities PENIS of ANAL DIABETES MOCKIE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKFACE Polite Note to the GOD DAMN Author:

The SHITFUCKER Tourette's FASHION BUG Research Institute was FUCKBAG founded to BUTT PIRATE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article MACACA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HITLER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POLACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers GOBSHITE swear. You can SEX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAP ON A STICK TV, for always focusing on the BITCH bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main POOPOO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEMEN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIGNOSE knee CAMEL FUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [Insert swear here] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for VENEREAL DISEASE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSUCKER sufferers to become TITTIES manically depressed and CHICKEN SHIT commit DICK TITS suicide.
• There is no DIRTY SANCHEZ cure, and the TOWELHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHOLE tics often have adverse FUCKTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DONGSHOVER perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? numb and BORDER HOPPER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUTTFUCKER it is without the TITMOUSE drug.

I am an active member of a CC PLZ tourette syndrome WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSFACE the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "GIVING HEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DIPSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TAMPONS sorry for BUGGER OFF "hi-jacking" your TAMPONS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BATHING SUIT AREA this that really [EXPLETIVE] annoys me. I am working towards a WIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INJUN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHINK, and making fun of a REDSKIN horrible disorder is (not) SCROTUM funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KIKE time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. BOOBS Regards to Andrew GOD DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I WILL KILL YOU! saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my DICKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS LICKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YOU WANKER and VAGINA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BULLSHIT BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE! ASS LICKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS LICKER'S HOUSE

How FUCKING JUMP! to ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP cure MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS the SHITFACE Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REDSKIN for CUNTRAG Tourette's HAIL SATAN! Syndrome PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS is DOG FUCKER following FENCE JUMPER these MASTURBATION rules HELL in FUCKTARD order:

• 1: Avoid CRAP immature COCKSUCKER little SEX kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKWIT within HOSER 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BOOBIES SEX BULLSHIT nor DIRTY SANCHEZ talk,
• 4: Tell COLGATE yourself you GOD DAMN don't HONKY have DOG FUCKER this MOCCASINS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FREEDOM OF SPEECH WITH NASTY DONKEY PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSRAMMER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS LICKER last straw FUCK!

I fucking put FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTT-HEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF PISS OFF THIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCROTUM offensive. SPANK THE MONKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK OFF people who try WOODPECKERSHIT to battle SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'DICKHEAD that tight-ass BEAVER 17-year-WOP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it now, but someone said SCROTUM' SEMEN SOD'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POLESMOKER is a laughing DOUCHETITS matter. Plus there BOLLOCKS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WALRUS SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are BONER articles FRIG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCKSMOKER stuff. So CHIGGER that means DICK CHICKEN stop getting mad at the DICKFACE first part too and CLUSTERFUCK talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's GYPSY mocking (what DICKHEAD letter? I don't even know what AMERICA ONLINE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT LIKE A HORSE hi self EMO even made a really FAG good point. "It's FUCK A DUCK nothing more PRICK from a head nod to a BALLS knee tick". HELLFUCKER. Which I'll add SACRAMENTO onto BUTT-HEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT suffer that DICKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PUSSYLICKER be, because if I were a TIT SPRINKLES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article YOUR MOM hilarious. If you FROG'S FAT ASS Want facts, go on PIGFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING be offended, don't read SIGMUND FREUD the freaking SPICY CUNT FUCK article anyway.

HORSE SHIT MOLDY TITS WANK BITCH SNUFF PORN INCEST CUNT WANK BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL

DUMBASS YOU WANKER ALF DOUCHING FUCK TITTYWANK SHITPISSER COCKSUCKER TITWANK CHENEY DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY EMO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOUR MOM SPANK THE MONKEY TWAT MOCKIE FEWMETS WANK SOD OFF NIPPLES BEANER GARBAGE DAY! WIENER TOSSER LIMEY PEEPEE PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S COCK YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S ASS BALL SACK DIRTY SANCHEZ I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT YOUR MOM WOMEN'S RIGHTS SOD GANGBANG SAND NIGGER GOAT DICK FUCK WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER BALLS HORSE PENIS WIENER CLEMEN NI PISS OFF MY ASS SLOPE CROTCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMN SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK WINDOWS VISTA pen0r FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! TACO PUSSYLICKER POMMIE SHITPISSER NIGGER SAGGY TITS AMERICA ONLINE CHIGGER PECKERHEAD FU SPANG MALARKY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCK NIPPLES FUCKFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY HELL POLAK SHITFUCKER BUGGER BOOBIES CHICKEN SHIT FRITZ UIGURS PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS SHIT DICK CHICKEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MONKEY BALLS FUCK NUGGET FUCKING YOU WANKER BOOBS TWAT TURD ASS DONALD RUMSFELD ASSBANDIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WOODPECKERSHIT SOD OFF SHITTY SHITHEAD FUCK NIGNOG WHORE SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT YUKY DOODY SOD TRANNY TITS VAGINA FUCKFACE WANKSPLAT BASTARD MONKEY SHIT HELLFIRE LAKE TITICACA BLOWJOB ASSFACE [Insert silly non-swear here] DAMMIT BUTT-HOLE SHITTY SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CHALICE NIGGER PISS CC PLZ BOLLOCKS ASSHAT ASSHAT TURD FLYING FUCK BUTT-HOLE FUCK RUSKIE ASSHOLE POLAK ASSWIPE HELL FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU ASS FLYING FUCK CRAP ON A STICK DILDO NI YUKY DOODY GOD DAMN JIGGABOO CUNT LAPPER BIRD IN THE HOUSE NECROPHILIA FUCKER FUCKTARD SHIT WANK BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK POLAK DAMN IT BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIGGER FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS FUCKING SHITE GREASER JENKEM CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS WALRUS SHIT SUGARTITS JESUS H. 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COCKSUCKER GANGBANG PENISFUCK SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EMO DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER WETBACK SPICY CUNT FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TITMOUSE NIGGER MILF FUCK PENIS GIVING HEAD SHITE GOBSHITE FUCK NUGGET SHITHEAD POMMIE FUCK NUGGET SHITE JOHN SMILEY FACE O CANADA JACK OFF PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD DICKLICK DICKHEAD PIGFUCKER NIGGER BASTARD NIGNOG FUCKER BUTT-HOLE SCUMBAG PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITSLINGING BUGFUCK DAMMIT FAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DONKEY DICK DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKING BONG CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK POMMIE FRAK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL BOOBS MICK SHITE FAG SHUT UP, MEG! WANK FUCK COCKSTUFFER CRIMETHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS POO POO BLOWJOB INCEST MOCCASINS TWAT DAMN BOOBS FUCKHEAD NAZI DICK IN A BOX DAMN MOCCASINS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY SPICY CUNT FUCK TIT DIRT SPIC ASSBANDIT POMMIE FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BONER CRAP ON A STICK HITLER GOATSE MONKEY BALLS PISS OFF FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT PENIS ASS ALEX TREBEK SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO ARSE WANK FUCKING PISS ARTIST MILF FUCKHEAD JACKASS CUM LET'S SHIT WANK TURD FUCKING FUCKTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! SON OF A BITCH BASTARD CLEMEN SHITE VAGINA TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSEBADGERS ALEX TREBEK AUTOFELLATIO COCKGOBLIN GOBSHITE BITCH NIPPLES BULLSHIT MICK BUGFUCK ASS CRAPPY ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER GIVING HEAD PISS OFF JACKASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING PENIS ON A BUN FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN DARTH VADER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MASTURBATION HOSER DAMN TOTAL BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER MARCH OF FLAMES YOU WANKER MICK ASSHOLE DICKFACE SPIC FUCKFACE BASTARD DIPSHIT ASS TURD DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP TAMPONS VAGINA NIGGER DICK CHICKEN AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER PIGFUCKER LUV FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MILF PEDOPHILIA CHOAD KISSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS HOCKEY SOD SHITSKIN SAGGY TITS DARTH VADER BOOBS CHIGGER SPIC TOSSER INCEST BALL SACK BEANER INJUN ARSE DICKWAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT ASSCRACK DUMBASS CHIGGER TACO JENKEM ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSHAT FUCKING A SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INDIA HAS NUKES RAT'S COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL SUCK MY COCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HATE HATE HAT SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER SCUMBAG CHIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER TITS PRICK HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS ARSE FUCKTARD MOCKIE POLAK MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA LIMEY FUCK YOU NIGGER SHIT SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS CLEMEN PISS UP MY ARSE INBRED TITS FUCKTARD CUNT FUCK THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES D'OH CUNTSWILLING FUCK CUNT FUCKWIT JOHNNY TOTAL KNOBJOCKEY KIKE FROG RANDY TRAVIS FUCK BIRD SHIT FAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK JOHNNY DOT HEAD KIKE BEAVER FUCKING WEHATEMARIO SPIC SPIC ORGASM SHIT NICARAGUA DONKEY DICK SUCK MY DICK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL GOATSE STRAWBERRY ASS CUNTSWILLING POMMIE FROG MILF GOD DAMN JOHNNY BITCH FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY pen0r MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT ARSE HO AUTOFELLATIO WANK GOBSHITE TAFFY FRENCH TICKLER LET'S SHIT WANK ASSHOLE OPINION CUNNILINGUS JACKASS NI DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD BATHING SUIT AREA FELLATIO SHITE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ARSE ASS BITCH CHOAD SPUNK BOON GOD DAMMIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF MY ASS DAMMIT BITCH JIZZ GREASER BATHING SUIT AREA TITWANK FELCHMONKEY PENISBIRD BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITTY DIPSHIT LAKE TITICACA CRAPPY COCKSTUFFER TOTAL FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER CANNED QUOTE CRAP ON A STICK WIGGER EMO TAFFY GOOK WINDOWS VISTA FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK RAPE JACKASS SHIT GENITALIA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER BITCH COLGATE BALLS DICKHEAD DICKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GANGBANG RIGHTS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FEMADOM DICKWAD FUCKTARD NI FUCKSTAIN ABO DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE DAMN BELLEND CHENEY TITMOUSE KIDDY FIDDLER FRENCH TICKLER CHIGGER SHITSLINGING EMO FUCKHEAD FIST FUCK SHITE FUCK YOU MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER DAMN DICKFACE DAMN IT CHENEY PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG COCK HOT GRITS DAMN IT BOOBS ASSCRACK ROSIE O'DONNELL SEX TWISTY VAGINA VAGINA WOP BOYCOTT VIACOM! POLACK PICKANINNY SON OF A BITCH WALRUS SHIT DICKLICK WOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK DICKLICK GANGBANG PISS OFF BUGGER OFF NIGGER NIGNOG BASTARD YUKY DOODY MASTURBATION STEVE BALLMER FUCK YOU HENTAI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITTY ASSFACE SNUFF PORN DAMN PENIS NIGGER ASS WETBACK BOOBS FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU SHITBALLS SCROTUM DAMN FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO PUNANI BITCH FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS WOODPECKERSHIT GRINGO CRACKER TITS SCUMBAG BOON FUCKING DICKHEAD ASSFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! GOD DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT CHENEY FEWMETS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FUCKTARD FUCK YOU DAMN INJUN FLYING FUCK DAMN IT BOLLOCKS CHOAD GENITALIA MOLDY TITS THONG TASTER BRITNEY DUMBASS NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD ASSFACE DICK CHICKEN BASTARD BONER JIGGABOO DICK IN A BOX ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSWIPE GRIS FRITZ BEAVER WARNER MUSIC GROUP JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK TWAT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHITSKIN RUSKIE PEARL NECKLACE BOLLOCKS WHORE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TWAT BIRD SHIT PUSSY PISS ARTIST REBECCA BLACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BORDER HOPPER BUGGER OFF BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK POLESMOKER FUCKING BLOWJOB STUDENT PROTESTS FUCK AMERICA ONLINE PUSSYLICKER D'OH WOP CUNT ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUGGER OFF FRENCH TICKLER CHRISTHUMPER SEX JERK OFF POLESMOKER SEMEN PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE HOLY DUMB FUCK EAT MY SHIT! DICKFACE TURD JACKASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SON OF A BITCH BOLLOCKS PIECE OF SHIT DOG FUCKER SHITTY BRITNEY BLOWJOB PEDOPHILIA FLAMING ASS BADGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TAFFY MILF SPUNK SEX INCEST DOUCHING POLACK SUCK MY DICK WIGGER FUCK YOU FELCHMONKEY BULLCRAP 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE PEACEFUL FLYING FUCK PISS OFF JACK OFF ASSCRACK CUNT RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS HORSE PENIS CHICKEN FRIES WETBACK FUCKWIT FELLATIO FEWMETS DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH FUCKING A PUNANI NICARAGUA O CANADA FUCKING A POMMIE LAKE TITICACA HORSE SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PEDOPHILIA ALF RAPE CUNT TWAT DAMN WANK CUNNILINGUS SNUFF PORN POLAK CLIT TITS DIPSHIT TAFFY CUM DAMN JIZZ PIGFUCKER FUCK NUGGET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NIPPLES WANK DOUCHEBAG PUSSY WIKIPEDIA COCKSUCKER GOOK INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE CC PLZ PISS DICKHEAD COCK GOBSHITE FUCK BOLLOCKS DICKFACE POOPY BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM D'OH YOUR MOM ASSCRACK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKWIT FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LOGJAMMER DUNE COON JIZZ TACO BOON CLIT FUCKING BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD GIVING HEAD ASSHAT GOD DAMN AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION JAP SHITFACE HELL BONG NICARAGUA JACKASS DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK DIPSHIT BOOBS BITCH BITCH CRAPFUCKER SCUMBUCKET CAMEL JOCKEY EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT DAMMIT MASTURBATION NIGGER FUCKING JERK OFF BONER FUCK FUCKING A WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KRAUT I'LL RAPE YOU WHITE PEOPLE INJUN CUNTRAG TONY LA RUSSA ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT RECTUM RAIDER SHITHEAD JACKASS MOCKIE KAFFIR RAGHEAD SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS FRAK SIGMUND FREUD BEANER JACK OFF DOUCHE NAZI BUTTFUCKER NIGGER BITCH FRIG CROTCH RAGHEAD HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN HENTAI GOOK HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY HONKY HELL MARGARET THATCHER D'OH CUNNILINGUS AY-AY-AY MICK BITCH FUCKWIT GENITALIA SHITSLINGING DICKWAD YOU WANKER SHIT CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SOD HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK BLOWJOB SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT FLYING FUCK WHITE PEOPLE HITLER CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN PISS ASSHOLE LIMEY DICK CRACKER ASS TURD GOATSE VAGINA FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIRTY SANCHEZ GO HOME AND DIE PIG NIGGER TITS DAMN IT POMMIE BUTTFUCKER DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK TITMOUSE CRAPMUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK POLAK INJUN BIRD SHIT ARSE PENIS FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER HAIL SATAN! HELL SCUMBAG DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SEX O CANADA I'LL RAPE YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JIZZ JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DUNE COON DICK TITS HEIL HITLER! TAMPONS P'KANG LET'S SHIT CHUFF FUCKSTAIN COCKGOBLIN WOP IT'S OVER 9000! SHITE HELL TWAT CUNNILINGUS BELGIUM BALL SACK SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD WIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING COCKSMOKER BUTT PIRATE PENISBIRD SPUNK CLEMEN ALF PENIS QUEEF CUNTING ASSCRACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAMEL JOCKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH JACKASS ARSE SHITE FUCK YOU AY-AY-AY ASSFACE SHITFACE PISS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MICK and with the AUTOFELLATIO and his DICKFACE of girraffes in which MACACA while reading about DOT HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SAND NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BATHING SUIT AREA