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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GIVING HEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFUCKER, sudden RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CAMEL JOCKEY or BOOBIES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PORCH MONKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JACK ABRAMOFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FRIG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TOWELHEAD utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS television programs to address PUSSY Tourette's syndrome.

EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's is SIGMUND FREUD not to be CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM confused with MARGARET THATCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SIGMUND FREUD random SHIT disorientation, culturally-RUSTY TROMBONE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOG SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRAP ON A STICK language, RADIO FREE LUNCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKLICK JERRY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive DEVELOPERS! quantities SHITBALLS of ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the I WILL KILL YOU! Author:

The ASSHOLE Tourette's KIKE Research Institute was INBRED founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITWANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE article MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPUNK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCKSUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MONKEY BALLS Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the DICKHEAD bad side of a terrible BUGFUCK thing.
  • The main SUGARTITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOUCHING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RECTUM RAIDER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS LICKER knee JAP NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FRENCH TICKLER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NEGRO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POLESMOKER school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITHEAD sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and POLAK commit FLAMING ASS BADGER suicide.
  • There is no DILDO cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAMUEL L. JACKSON tics often have adverse JACKASS SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire 666 body to go EMO numb and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PEEPEE it is without the PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome SCRATCH! GROUNDER! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GO HOME AND DIE the SAND NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "GENITALIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUKKAKE sorry for WOP "hi-jacking" your SHIT LIKE A HORSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a BOYCOTT VIACOM! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUKKAKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a DOUCHE horrible disorder is (not) FELLATIO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HONKY time.

Best DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CONDOMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. DICK CHICKEN Regards to Andrew BELLEND Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can MOZILLA FIREFOX punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHIGGER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my I WILL KILL YOU! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and INCEST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOD DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) REDSKIN BAND WITH 4 DIPSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FROG HORSE! SHITFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITFUCKER'S HOUSE

How SHIT to RAT'S ASS cure LIMEY the ASSHOLE Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FROG'S FAT ASS for THIS IS A RARE SWEAR Tourette's ANAL Syndrome PUSSY is CRACKER following TOTAL these TITTIES rules POLACK in FROG order:

  • 1: Avoid EPIDIDYMIS immature CC PLZ little FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE kids,
  • 2: Count to ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT within NORTH KOREA 10 SEXseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PISS OFF ANUSCAKE SOD OFF nor ASSFACE talk,
  • 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you DONKEY DICK don't REDNECK have PIGFUCKER this WANK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DONKEY DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITFUCKER last straw WANK!

I fucking put MONKEY SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE suck my mothers PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF SHITSKIN THIS ASSRAMMER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BALL SACK offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS people who try EPIDIDYMIS to battle ASSHAT'NAZI that tight-ass PRICK 17-year-BEANER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said COMMUNION WAFER' FUCKTARD JACKASS'ASSHAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE matter. Plus there ANAL DIABETES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POOPY Uncyclopedia, there are WOP articles NAZI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKFACE stuff. So NECROPHILIA that means BALLS stop getting mad at the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the GOD DAMMIT letter that it's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI mocking (what SHITSLINGING letter? I don't even know what CHRISTMAS TREES the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKHEAD hi self CLIT even made a really YOU good point. "It's DILDO nothing more WANK from a head nod to a DICKFACE knee tick". SCRATCH! GROUNDER!. Which I'll add MOCKIE onto JACKASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? suffer that BLISTERING BARNACLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PEEPEE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SPIC be, because if I were a RAPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FIST FUCK hilarious. If you TITS & DICKS Want facts, go on FELCHMONKEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITFACE be offended, don't read 666 the freaking BASTARD article anyway.

PORCH MONKEY BITCH '"`UNIQ--nowiki-00000101-QINU`"' DOUCHEBAG CHRISTHUMPER MOCCASINS NORTH KOREA KIKE GANGBANG INCEST

SPUNK BALLS CHOAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WIGGER EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT FOUR-EYES SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DICKHEAD SUCK MY COCK SEX AUTOFELLATIO QUEEF PORCUPINE'S BALLS BASTARD SHIT WIKIPEDIA ARSEBADGERS PORCH MONKEY DOUCHE BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FELLATIO FLAMEVIPER WIENER TOWELHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU CUNT CRAPPER SHITE FELLATIO JOHNNY FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT GOD DAMN MAMA MIA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSCRACK ASS COCK POTTYMOUTH WANK CONDOMS NIGGER SHITTY BALLS FUCK GRINGO CLUSTERFUCK SHIT DOUCHING CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE REBECCA BLACK FENCE JUMPER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD VAGINA BUGFUCK YOU WANKER PISS BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS DICKFACE SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT PIG BELLEND ROSES ASSWIPE CUM PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHEBAG FUCK NUGGET SHIT YOUR MOM ASS TWAT FIRECROTCH BASTARD DICK IN A BOX PIG CUNTRAG DOUCHE NAZI SHITHEAD REDNECK CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT HORSE PENIS DAMN SHITE SHITE PISS ARTIST BENSON SUCKS CUNTRAG BLOWJOB SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD HELL FRAK GO HOME AND DIE PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS PRICK NI TWAT TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER RIGHT WING JACKASS JACKASS NICARAGUA ASSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS CUNTBUCKET BASTARD DEVELOPERS! 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NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT POOPY FUCKING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG PISSHOLE BIRD SHIT WIGGER FUCK NUGGET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEX NAZI JACKASS CUNTRAG SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GRIS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CRAPPY FUCK HELL GOD DAMN DIPSHIT CHOAD SHITE RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN FAG ARFENHOUSE FUCKTARD QUEEF HELL ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP KIKE BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN COCKGOBLIN PISS SHITBALLS FUCKING MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSRAPING HITLER SHITE DIPSHIT SHIT DICK suck my mothers PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRENCH TICKLER MALL SANTA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING FEMADOM BUGFUCK WEHATEMARIO PISS OFF CUNNILINGUS SAND NIGGER I WILL END YOU! SHITFUCKER DAMN ASSHOLE SHITFACE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES SHITFACE NIGGER TITS BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN BIG FOOT RAT'S COCK HOSER REBECCA BLACK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! 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FUCKBAG BITCH FUCKING DIPSHIT PEEPEE BALLS PUSSY MICK NEGRO EUROIPODS RAT'S COCK KRAUT HELL JERK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS DAMN IT FUCK TAFFY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JIGGABOO ASSFACE CRAP ON A STICK AUTOFELLATIO WANK DOUCHETITS 666 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR EAT MY SHIT! WIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS RAPE JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER RAPE AMERICA ONLINE YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK I DON'T HAVE AIDS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CONDOMS MASTURBATION FUCKBAG TOWELHEAD SOD OFF NIGGER BITCH NIGGER FUCKFACE SEX DICK SEX GRINGO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT O CANADA PIECE OF SHIT GOBSHITE BOOBIES ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY CUNT BLUMPKIN NAZI WALRUS SHIT WIGGER GRAPE PENIS DAMN IT DAMN IT FELLATIO BONER SUGARTITS ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT TURD DILDO WALRUS SHIT CLIT YOUR MOM WANK RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE ARSE DOUCHING SPIC FUCKSTAIN PISS COLGATE PENIS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK suck my mothers FUCKBAG SNUFF PORN NIGGER JACK OFF BEAVER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HENTAI KIKE KIKE YOU WANKER O KURWA! PICKANINNY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK YOGHURT CANNON MILF FRITZ EAT MY SHIT! FUCKWIT QUEEF ASS ASSHOLE JIGGABOO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEX FUCK OFF JOHNNY POLESMOKER CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE DARTH VADER ASSWIPE HEIL HITLER! BALLS TWISTY VAGINA SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG FUCKING A HONKY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT SLOPE BUGGER OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POWERSHIT BALLS NIPPLES CARPET MUNCHER SHITCUNTING ANUSCAKE PISS HORSE PENIS RAT'S COCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HELL DOODIE HEAD ASSHAT BLOWJOB YOU WANKER JOHNNY BUGGER YOU WANKER TITTYWANK WHORE PISS OFF ASSWIPE NIPPLES ASSFACE JIGGABOO BOYCOTT VIACOM! BLUMPKIN FUCKER DICKWAD GOD DAMN HELL CRAPPY FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN ARSE TURD PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE DICKLICK SCUMBAG NIGGER HENTAI FLYING FUCK SPIC AY-AY-AY JACKASS SHIT GIVING HEAD I WILL END YOU! TWAT SHITHEAD LIMEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSFACE BOB SAGET HEIL HITLER! TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER P'KANG COCKSUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE SHITFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WETBACK FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER CUNTSWILLING HELL RAT'S COCK SCROTUM BULLCRAP LET'S SHIT FUCKING HELL SHITCOCK NAZI CUNT LAPPER ASSRAPING DOG FUCKER EMO NEGRO DAGO POMMIE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKSTAIN SHIT suck my mothers GOD DAMN SHIT BOB SAGET TAFFY DOT HEAD SHITTY 666 DUMBASS SHITFACE SHITTY YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER ASSRAPING NECROPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS FAG BASTARD NAZI MAMA MIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNNILINGUS BITCH TAFFY ASSFACE BEAVER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA WHORE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PRICK SHITSLINGING Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the GOATSE and his FUCK of girraffes in which [expletive deleted] while reading about DICK TITS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MALARKY also

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