Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DIPSHIT'HELL'WANK'RAGHEAD'WOMEN'S RIGHTS'BONER'LOLCAT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHAT neurochemical FUCK disorder SACRAMENTO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PUSSY, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE or DYKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly AUTOFELLATIO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated QUEEF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSRAMMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSRAPING utterFUCKance of socially CHUFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK television programs to address COCK Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S ASS Tourette's is BUKKAKE not to be ABO confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUSSYLICKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SAMUEL L. JACKSON random 30 CASES OF PICKLES disorientation, culturally-BEAVER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLAK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, TIBETAN BUDDHISM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD ARSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSHITTER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK OFF quantities DONKEY PUNCHER of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Polite Note to the RAT'S COCK Author:

The POLESMOKER Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was GOBSHITE founded to JACKASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HONKY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article CUNTYMINTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POTTYMOUTH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or STEVE BALLMER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BELLEND Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can TITS & DICKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the ANAL bad side of a terrible FLAMEVIPER thing.
• The main COCKSMOKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MARCH OF FLAMES knee JOHN ELWAY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLEVELAND STEAMER school for POLESMOKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MONKEY BALLS sufferers to become DOUCHE NAZI manically depressed and BULLSHIT commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no BOB SAGET cure, and the O CANADA drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse TITTIES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOYCOTT VIACOM! perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go TAFFY numb and NAZI basically made it NIGGA! worse than GYPSY it is without the BIGNOSE drug.

I am an active member of a GANGBANG tourette syndrome FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOGHURT CANNON the COON public view of Tourettes as a "PEDOPHILIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for PISSHOLE "hi-jacking" your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS annoys me. I am working towards a SAND NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best POMMIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “POMMIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. PENIS Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can BELLEND punch him if you SCRATCH! GROUNDER! want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COON saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PUSSY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKFACE and GO HOME AND DIE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EXTRA LONG PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKER BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BITCH HORSE! PUSSY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PUSSY'S HOUSE

How PRICK to CLIT cure SCROTUM the SHITTY Tourette's JUNGLE BUNNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRIG for PUSSY Tourette's FUCK Syndrome PRICK is SHIT following JESSE McCARTNEY these FENCE JUMPER rules TAMPON IN MY ASS in SOD order:

• 1: Avoid LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! immature SHIT little SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH kids,
• 2: Count to SCROTUM within WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 10 FUCKINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INCEST PIECE OF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE nor IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

talk,

• 4: Tell DICK yourself you SHITFUCKER don't BATHING SUIT AREA have SHITFUCKER this BALL SACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUNE COON WITH NASTY RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PUSSY last straw COCK!

I fucking put JOHNNY' my comment at the TOP OF THE POOPY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF MONKEY SHIT THIS POLACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOTHERFUCKER offensive. FUCKING A. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BONG people who try TIT SPRINKLES to battle RUSKIE'DOUCHEBAG that tight-ass WHORE 17-year-HOT GRITS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SMEG it now, but someone said JACKASS SHIT' FRITZ SHITFUCKER'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISSHOLE is a laughing ASSCRACK matter. Plus there TITWANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ARSEBADGERS Uncyclopedia, there are BUKKAKE articles ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRITZ stuff. So SHITHEAD that means SHITE stop getting mad at the DIPSHIT first part too and SHIT talking about the VAGINA letter that it's MICK mocking (what DICKFACE letter? I don't even know what PISS the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKHEAD hi self WETBACK even made a really BOOBS good point. "It's FUCKHEAD nothing more BONER from a head nod to a PORCUPINE'S BALLS knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add BITCH onto KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITFACE suffer that FUCKSTAIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GYPSY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING A be, because if I were a CRAPFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TACO hilarious. If you SHITFACE Want facts, go on ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCUMBAG be offended, don't read EUROIPODS the freaking CAPTAIN CRUNCH article anyway.

PENIS ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF CUNNILINGUS FUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH DOG SHIT

INCEST MARCH OF FLAMES COCK SHITSKIN EPIDIDYMIS ALEX TREBEK CUNT LAPPER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BLISTERING BARNACLES GOATSE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BASTARD DAGO CHOAD KISSER ASSFACE FAG MALL SANTA REBECCA BLACK MOLDY TITS OH SHI– WINDOWS VISTA MOLDY TITS HELL GOBSHITE SCUMBAG DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP FAGGOT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD [EXPLETIVE] COON SHITSLINGING FRIG FUCKSTAIN SHIT SCUMBAG NAZI FUCKFACE NEGRO DICKFACE SHITTY ASS REDNECK BELLEND DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKING DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM SHITFACE BIRD SHIT PISS OFF DUNE COON ASSFACE PISS ARTIST DICK CHICKEN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PRICK CUNTBUCKET SLOPE TWAT CLUSTERFUCK AMERICA ONLINE CONDOMS HELL BASTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FIST FUCK FUCK NUGGET JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HITLER BOOBS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RUSKIE JAP ASS FUCKBAG BOOBS FUCKWIT JUNGLE BUNNY CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU POMMIE BUTTFUCKER WIGGER SHITHEAD PISS ASS DELICIOUS CAKE BELGIUM PISS JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD TITS & DICKS JACKASS EMO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MY COMMUNION WAFER OF MALARKY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH TENTACLE RAPE BUTTFUCKER PUNANI FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF JAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER GREASER PICKANINNY SHITTY WALRUS SHIT HONKY CLIT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITSLINGING TOWELHEAD WHORE FUCKING JUMP! DUMBASS TACO DAGO FEATURED DICKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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PHELPS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHICKEN SHIT MOCCASINS MICK FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK COLGATE BUTT PIRATE NIPPLES DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HELL FUCK FUCKING A NAZI ABO CUNT CHRISTIANITY DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NECROPHILIA HELL POO POO BLOWJOB DARTH VADER ARSE BITCH FUCK FLYING FUCK TITS SHITE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SNUFF PORN CLEVELAND STEAMER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUMBASS DOG SHIT HO CUNTRAG PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER DICKWAD POWERSHIT WIENER DUMBASS ASSCRACK ALF SAND NIGGER SHITTY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FLYING RAT'S ASS FEMADOM SHITBALLS DOM DeLUISE SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT WANK NEOPETS ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS WHORE CHOAD KIKE ASS POLACK SON OF A BITCH KAFFIR FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SCUMBUCKET JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK RAPE MOTHERFUCKER WANKER DAMN IT RAT'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD TURD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT DICK MAMA MIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLIT SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE SHIT CHOAD BOOBIES FUCK GOD DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! ASSFACE SHITE BUTTFUCKER CUNT COCKSTUFFER TITS FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ COMMUNIST DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER FRENCH TICKLER BULLSHIT TWAT MICK TACO MICK DOODIE HEAD LIMEY DOM DeLUISE BUTT-HEAD COCK FUCKWIT SCUMBAG SHIT DOUCHETITS SEX BITCH GOD DAMMIT BEANER JENKEM FELLATIO HOLY DUMB FUCK BUGGER TIMBER NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX MICK FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PUNANI FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY DICK BITCH BITCH NIGGER TRANNY VAGINA JAP LET'S SHIT FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS HITLER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK SUCK MY COCK BALLS FUCK GENITALIA WALRUS SHIT PENISBIRD TRANNY GYPSY SIGMUND FREUD DICKWAD FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DIPSHIT DAMN CLIT FUCKER SHITHEAD SHITE JACK OFF YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCUMBUCKET POLESMOKER CAUCASIANS JIGGABOO SCUMBUCKET DOUCHING BASTARD FOUR-EYES JERRY CONDOMS SHITSLINGING MILF FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ NEGRO WANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT SUGARTITS CHINK ASSHAT HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX DOODIE HEAD MAMA MIA SHIT FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JOHNNY BOOBIES SHIT BORDER HOPPER FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK PECKERHEAD FUCKER SHITE ASSCRACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SMEG SLOPE CRAPPY WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TAMPONS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO EAT MY SHIT! COON MASTURBATION CAMEL JOCKEY BAT FUCK INSANE WETBACK DICKHEAD DESU DAMN IT GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE DAMNATION BORDER HOPPER BITCH SPUNK FUCK ABO BUGFUCK WANK FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS KIKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RUSTY TROMBONE RAGHEAD REDSKIN GRINGO FUCKTARD CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS BIG FOOT BEAVER SACRAMENTO HELL SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT CUNT HO NIGGER GOBSHITE JIGGABOO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSKIN JOHN SMILEY FACE FIST FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER O KURWA! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER OH SHI– BITCH TURD SHITE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SCUMBAG FUCKBAG BOOBIES TIT SPRINKLES FUCK BLOWJOB FUCKING ASS NIGGER TITS FUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF WOODPECKERSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT NIGGER BULLSHIT ASSFACE POLACK FELLATIO ASS FEMADOM DONKEY DICK TOTAL MASTURBATION JACKASS SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER WANK HELL CHINA IS CAPITALIST ANUSCAKE ASSRAPING POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCKER FUCK YOU LOLCAT PISS ARTIST CUNTYMINTS SOD OFF DAMN NAZI BITCH DICK IN A BOX BIGNOSE NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK FRED PHELPS GOD DAMMIT BOOBS GREASER HOMO CHAV DOUCHE VAGINA DAMN CUNT FUCK WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HELL HELL SOD DICKHEAD WANK MICK DISSIDENTS WANK CLIT CUM MACACA SHITSLINGING BITCH CARPET MUNCHER FIST FUCK FENCE JUMPER FUCKER ASS LICKER JOHNNY BUTT PIRATE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SPIC WILLY WONKA LET'S SHIT MONKEY BALLS FUCKING JUMP! TAMPONS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PENIS DONGSHOVER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DAMN FUCKFACE MOCCASINS POMMIE JACKASS SHIT POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE JAP DOUCHE NAZI DICKLICK TAMPON IN MY ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HEIL HITLER! FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE POLAK TITS & DICKS DOT HEAD ASS REDNECK DOUCHE MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH PENIS FUCKING JUMP! WOODPECKERSHIT BENSON SUCKS FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TITTYWANK MOCKIE TRANNY FUCK BITCH FRIG BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN WIKIPEDIA LIMEY TITMOUSE CRAP CUM JAP SHITFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK FIRECROTCH BUTT-HEAD FUCKBAG DUMBASS PISS ARTIST CHOAD KISSER BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY FRENCH TICKLER CUM CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER BENCH PRESS SHITE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHICKEN SHIT TWISTY VAGINA ARSE JIZZ BOOBIES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BEANER KIKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PEEPEE DONKEY DICK BALL SACK INBRED BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TITS PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT COCK COON CRAPFUCKER DILDO O KURWA! AUTOFELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK NUGGET ASSWIPE ANUSCAKE SAGGY TITS BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD ASSWIPE RUSKIE FLYING FUCK WANK PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! NAZI HELL HEIL HITLER! CUNT SHIT FRIG DAMN NEGRO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SOD OFF FEMADOM CUNT FUCK BALLS HORSE PENIS AUTOFELLATIO TIT SPRINKLES CUNT DAMN GENITALIA TITWANK ASSCRACK TRANNY ARSE JOHNNY PENIS ON A BUN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNTRAG BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOOBS ASSRAPING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ARSE CHAV BONG FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKER SHITCOCK TITS & DICKS DICKFACE DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER DOUCHE YID FUCKHEAD FRIG JACKASS ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKBAG JACK OFF SON OF A BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SEX FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST TITTIES MOCKIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HONKY CUNTBUCKET ASS ASSHOLE GOD DAMN GO HOME AND DIE NECROPHILIA ORGASM FUCK OFF FUCK WIGGER CROTCH SHITE JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE CRAPFUCKER CUNT BUGGER WARNER MUSIC GROUP BANGKOK STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT WIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKHEAD DICKHEAD FUCKER MOCKIE PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER TITWANK DYKE SHITHEAD CUNT BITCH PECKERHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE PUSSYLICKER DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT TITS SHITBALLS AUTOFELLATIO DAGO SHITE ASSFACE DAMN IT SCROTUM SHITSKIN BELGIUM FUCKWIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DOT HEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PUSSY PIG CUNT HONKY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JIZZ BALL SACK SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD QUEEF TURD PISS COON CHOAD SUITCASE PENIS ASSHAT GENITALIA DAMN REDNECK RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT BEAVER FRED PHELPS POOPOO TWAT VENEREAL DISEASE BALL SACK GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT NECROPHILIA KEEP DUMBASS FELCHMONKEY JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN DOUCHING RAT'S ASS FELCHING BITCH FUCK ASSFACE SHITE SHITSKIN FUCKING BASEBALL BIG FOOT TESTICLE CHOKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RAPE FRITZ CLIT BONER WANKER SPICY CUNT FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS GOATSE YOU WANKER BASTARD pen0r JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS FLYING FUCK HATE HATE HAT WOP CTHULHU FHTAGN GOBSHITE CUNT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DILDO POLESMOKER SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMN [EXPLETIVE] ASS LOGJAMMER FUCKING A PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! FRAK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY MONKEY BALLS BOYCOTT VIACOM! AY-AY-AY FENCE JUMPER DOG FUCKER VAGINA REBECCA BLACK DICK TITS ORGASM DOUCHETITS TOWELHEAD PEEPEE FUCKING A POLACK BULLSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT BONER PEARL NECKLACE ARSE [EXPLETIVE] WILLY WONKA DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUGGER TACO WINDOWS VISTA SHITE WHORE TURD SCUMBAG DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER KIKE GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS PORCH MONKEY BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKHEAD BLUE PENIS! JACKASS SHIT ASS LICKER BUKKAKE HOMO FAGGOT DARTH VADER RAGHEAD NIPPLES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE CONDOMS CUNT ASS BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HATE HATE HAT JIGGABOO BALLS ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE FUCK SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ANAL PENISBIRD NIPPLES CLEMEN MASTURBATION SHIT TURD FUCKFACE ORGASM BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BOB SAGET I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DUMBASS BENCH PRESS KAFFIR CHENEY SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANK SHIT DICKHEAD DAMMIT BELLEND CLUSTERFUCK CHUFF INBRED PUSSYLICKER BIRD SHIT POLAK CUNT FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS CHIGGER NAZI SEMPRINI NIGGER FELCHING SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT CONDOMS LIMEY LOLCAT FRITZ BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG'S FAT ASS ASS SAGGY TITS ORGASM ASS LICKER I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD TITS SHITE SHITHEAD PENIS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK FUCK NUGGET O CANADA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK AY-AY-AY SCUMBAG NIGGER BIRD SHIT FASHION BUG PORCUPINE'S BALLS GREASER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HORSE SHIT BALL SACK ORGASM CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIPPLES ASSCRACK CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FIREWALLS RAPE YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY DICK TWAT ASS YOU WANKER BLUE PENIS! SHIT DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER NORTH KOREA MONKEY'S UNCLE DOODIE HEAD BATHING SUIT AREA DICKFACE ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ PRICK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK OFF SPIC DOUCHE BOOBIES I WILL KILL YOU! WANK BASTARD FUCKTARD BASTARD LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT SPUNK GRAPE PENIS CRAPMUNCHER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITBALLS and with the ASSFACE and his suck my mothers of girraffes in which RAGHEAD while reading about SHITFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BONG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS OFF