Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COON'BASTARD'POLESMOKER'YOU WANKER'CUM'INCEST'CAPTAIN CRUNCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOU WANKER neurochemical FUCK disorder DIPSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POOPOO, sudden GYPSY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS or CUNT LAPPER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ANAL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MY ANUS IS BLEEDING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PEDOPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHINK DOUCHEBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUMBASS utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUGGER OFF television programs to address COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S ASS Tourette's is WOMEN'S RIGHTS not to be DIRTY SANCHEZ confused with ASSCRACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HADJI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S ASS random HORSE SHIT disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KNOBJOCKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SAMUEL L. JACKSON language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BATHING SUIT AREA PRICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHING souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFUCKER quantities EAT MY SHIT! of ANAL DIABETES DEVELOPERS! garbage.

Darnit.

A JAP Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The SHITE Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Research Institute was GOOK founded to CHICKEN SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article GOD DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEARL NECKLACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HEIL HITLER! Tourrette's sufferers BALLS swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOG SHIT TV, for always focusing on the SCROTUM bad side of a terrible SPIC thing.
• The main FAGGOT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POLACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GREASER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JAP knee PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INBRED school for COCKSHITTER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GRIS sufferers to become TACO manically depressed and SHIT commit CRACKER suicide.
• There is no ASSCRACK cure, and the INBRED drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE tics often have adverse ANAL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TURD perodol" which caused my entire COCK body to go TOSSER numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than SLOPE it is without the FASHION BUG drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome SCROTUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POMMIE the MALL SANTA public view of Tourettes as a "FELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BAD MOTHERFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGGER OFF sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your FROG'S FAT ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMMIT this that really TWAT annoys me. I am working towards a REDSKIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHEBAG, and making fun of a BUTTFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JERK OFF time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PORTUGAL reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. SCROTUM Regards to Andrew DUMBASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The HEIL HITLER! bastard who wrote this article. You can PAKI punch him if you FRENCH TICKLER want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my HI, BILLY MAYS HERE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POOPOO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BLOWJOB and POLACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BULLSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOLDY TITS BAND WITH 4 GANGBANG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD HORSE! POOPOO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POOPOO'S HOUSE

How FUDGEPACKER to ASSCRACK cure BULLSHIT the BALLS Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POTTYMOUTH for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's SACRAMENTO Syndrome CUNTRAG is WALRUS SHIT following FLYING FUCK these INBRED rules FUCKHEAD in CLUSTERFUCK order:

• 1: Avoid ANAL immature GOD BLESS AMERICA little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within FLUFFY CLOUD 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SEX NEGRO CUNTBUCKET nor BOYCOTT VIACOM! talk,
• 4: Tell YOGHURT CANNON yourself you BEAVER don't GOOK have FUCKTARD this JIGGABOO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE WITH NASTY DONKEY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOOK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POOPOO last straw TITTIES!

I fucking put TITTIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOTHERFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMN the TOP OF COON THIS TITS & DICKS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE offensive. HELL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOOBIES people who try POMMIE to battle MR WINKLER IS GAY'COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS that tight-ass OSTRICH MY ASS 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFUCKER it now, but someone said LIKE FATHER LIKE SON' GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JACKASS'JERRY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SOD OFF is a laughing FUCKHEAD matter. Plus there ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Uncyclopedia, there are CLUSTERFUCK articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOU WANKER stuff. So HO that means CHINK stop getting mad at the GOD DAMN first part too and TWAT talking about the ASS letter that it's FUCK mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what DOG SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOT HEAD hi self FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's FELCHMONKEY nothing more BLUE PENIS! from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". BOOBIES. Which I'll add DUMBASS onto FUCKING JUMP! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING suffer that I WILL END YOU! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING A be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE hilarious. If you CHICKEN SHIT Want facts, go on FUDGEPACKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read BIGNOSE the freaking FRIG article anyway.

SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS HOSER PRICK CRAPPY DAMN ABO RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER SHITTY

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ASSWIPE RAPE ANUSCAKE FUDGEPACKER EXTRA LONG PENIS FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITTY WOP PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF SHITCUNTING PUSSYLICKER FRIG TITWANK ASSWIPE BASTARD MALARKY GO HOME AND DIE SHITSLINGING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEANER ASSFACE BEAVER DUMBASS ASS LICKER POMMIE PISS JESSE McCARTNEY POMMIE PISS ARTIST BALL SACK QUEEF RAT'S ASS DICK MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUKKAKE PUSSYLICKER WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU FUCK ASSFACE HADJI DUMBASS BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE GO COUNT YOUR DICK MICK SHIT SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER DAMN IT GANGBANG SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ WARNER MUSIC GROUP BOOBS BASTARD SAGGY TITS ASSFACE PENISFUCK DUNE COON CARPET MUNCHER DIPSHIT SHITHEAD DAMN SMEG PISS DIPSHIT SHIT NIGGER TITS GYPSY JAP TESTICLE CHOKE WOP ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKER BORDER HOPPER NIGGER TITS BONER FAGGOT WANK JACKASS NIGGER ASSWIPE PISSHOLE PISS ARTIST FUCK A DUCK TITWANK MASTURBATION POLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK ASSHAT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHITTY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANKSPLAT DONKEY PUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS POOPOO BOLLOCKS CRAPFUCKER PISS RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COCK DOG FUCKER MASTURBATION HELLFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT JOHN ELWAY BUGFUCK TIT DIRT PEARL NECKLACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YID NIGNOG ANAL DIABETES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY WALRUS SHIT REDSKIN KIKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLAMING ASS BADGER GOOK BITCH CUNT FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK CRAP ON A STICK ASS FUCKING CUNNILINGUS GANGBANG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ABO SHITCUNTING WIENER BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS JERK OFF DICK TITS DUNE COON DAMN IT GOD DAMN BOOBS WALRUS SHIT HOSER BLISTERING BARNACLES AOL IPs SHIT FRIG FUCKWIT PIG BIG FOOT SON OF A BITCH TIMBER NIGGER PUSSY CHICKEN FRIES PRICK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSFACE ASSHAT I WILL END YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PRICK SOD OFF SHITFACE GARBAGE DAY! ASSHAT COON suck my mothers ASSWIPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITWANK P'KANG NAZI WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BONG FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING ORGASM ASSWIPE ANAL SHIT LIKE A HORSE BIRD SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JACKASS SHIT TOSSER FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JAP CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP SHIT ARSE FUCKSTAIN JERRY FAGGOT FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER GOBSHITE JACKASS SHITSLINGING SHITE FROG GOATSE SHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY PUSSY CROTCH BRUSH MA TEETH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSCRACK TRANNY BASTARD SUCK MY DICK DAMN CUNTRAG BITCH TITS WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK DICK FELCHING FEMADOM FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE THONG TASTER TOTAL CUM NEOPETS DAMNATION DOUCHEBAG SHITSLINGING JOHN SMILEY FACE SOD AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK ANAL BUGGER OFF SEX SHITFUCKER CLEMEN YOU WANKER BULLSHIT YOU ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TITS HELL WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER OH SHI– ANUSCAKE JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKHEAD HELL CRAP ON A STICK CHIGGER CUNT DYKE JACKASS BULLSHIT POWERSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER WARNER MUSIC GROUP JIGGABOO ASS LICKER TAFFY ASSFACE FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS IT'S OVER 9000! 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COON VENEREAL DISEASE KIDDY FIDDLER PRICK MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY PUSSY THONG TASTER BLUMPKIN RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD YUKY DOODY DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN BONER GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK KAFFIR BUGGER ASSFACE SAND NIGGER FUCKING A AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE HORSE PENIS WIGGER BUGGER OFF FIRECROTCH TESTICLE CHOKE COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YID DOUCHE NAZI DUMBASS PIG NAZI [expletive deleted] MARGARET THATCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIGGER STEVE BALLMER GYPSY SEX CHUFF SACRAMENTO JENKEM BITCH ASSFACE JUSTIN BIEBER COCKGOBLIN CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT JACKASS FAGGOT I'LL RAPE YOU TWO-INCH PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN NAZI BALLS PISS NIGGER DAMN ASS DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND WETBACK CUNNILINGUS GOD BLESS AMERICA WANKSPLAT BUDDHISM BUKKAKE DOG SHIT POMMIE INBRED DOM DeLUISE DICK CHICKEN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNNILINGUS BUDDHIST MONK FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE FELCHING SHITSLINGING DAMN TAFFY DONKEY PUNCHER SUCK MY DICK CUNTYMINTS WANK WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! JACK OFF FUCKING FRITZ CONAN O'BRIAN SEMEN FUCK SHIT BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX BUGGER KNOBJOCKEY ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET WANKER FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT P'KANG BUGGER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PISS OFF BOOBS CUNT WANK CUM FUCKFACE FUDGEPACKER BUKKAKE SHIT BASTARD ASSFACE DIPSHIT PENIS CLEMEN STRAWBERRY ASS PICKANINNY JACKASS SHIT HELL BALLS TITTYWANK WANK BATHING SUIT AREA BALLS FAGGOT CUNTYMINTS ASS LICKER PENIS ON A BUN WOMEN'S RIGHTS MILF GREASER CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS JERK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER BUGGER DYKE FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD JAP WANK CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK DUMBASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK NUGGET HELL ASSRAPING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CLIT SHITFACE FEMADOM SHITTY BLOWJOB SHITTY HELL FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSWIPE TITS BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACKASS DAGO FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT FUCKER BORDER HOPPER PUSSY DAMMIT TUBA GOD DAMMIT SEMEN SHIT ASSHAT COON MASTURBATION DICKWAD PIECE OF SHIT TENTACLE RAPE DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD BASTARD FROG COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOBSHITE P'KANG KAFFIR HELL WETBACK FUCKING WARNER MUSIC GROUP TITS FUCKING MOLDY TITS PISSHOLE POOPY CHIGGER ARSEBADGERS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FROG COCK CUNNILINGUS BASTARD DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA WANKER NIGNOG FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT SHIT FUCK DEVELOPERS! DICK CHICKEN BONER BOON COLGATE RAT'S COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NORTH KOREA BIGNOSE BITCH DAMN BALL SACK WIENER ASSHAT TRANNY CHOAD KISSER CANNED QUOTE SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCK OFF RAGHEAD SHITE MILF FUCK CUNT MALL SANTA JACKASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACK ABRAMOFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ARSE WANK NI FUCKSTAIN TENTACLE RAPE DOUCHING CARPET MUNCHER YOU WANKER PUSSY FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF DILDO PISS PUSSY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DONKEY DICK WIENER FUCK YOU BALLS FUCKFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT POLAK CUNT FUCK RAPE WANK ORGASM NIPPLES VAGINA BASTARD PENIS SAND NIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO BORDER HOPPER BUTT-HOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TURD TITTYWANK NIGGER SHITTY DAMN IT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH EMO KIKE GANGBANG FUCK FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DAMN SHIT SHITE TITTIES CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS BITCH DICKWAD COCKSMOKER COON HELL FUCKHEAD BITCH KIKE PISS FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT GRINGO DICKHEAD INBRED BEAVER TAFFY BITCH FUCKFACE SHITE FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LIMEY TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS BUNG-HOLE RAPE GOAT DICK DIPSHIT TITTYWANK DOODIE HEAD DOUCHE DOG SHIT HATE HATE HAT PUSSY HORSE SHIT pen0r JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKBAG WANK HOMO MOTHERFUCKER WANK JAP OH SHI– BASTARD DOUCHING DICK IN A BOX ANAL BAD MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CANNED QUOTES JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKBAG LAKE TITICACA ASS DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE WETBACK COCK BRUSH MA TEETH WEHATEMARIO CAMEL JOCKEY ASS DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN CRAP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BASTARD OH SHI– CUNTBUCKET HORSE SHIT TWISTY VAGINA CUNTSWILLING DONKEY DICK FUCK DAMN LICK PUSSY

DICK CHICKEN SHITHEAD ASS FASCIST ORGASM WINDOWS VISTA COON MILF FUCKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOM DeLUISE ALF BIRD IN THE HOUSE AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT SUITCASE PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASS CUNTRAG DIRTY SANCHEZ VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS SHIT WOP FLYING FUCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the DOUCHING and his KU KLUX KLAN of girraffes in which JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST while reading about FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SAND NIGGER