Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST neurochemical FUCK disorder TOTAL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIPPLES, sudden HORSE PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SONNY BILL WILLIAMS or BULLSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TENTACLE RAPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAMEL JOCKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GYPSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INBRED VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTTFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially ASS objectionable words).
PENIS Tourette's is BOB SAGET not to be GOD DAMN confused with INBRED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SUCK MY DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! random BUKKAKE disorientation, culturally-FELLATIO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRACKER language, BOOBS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS BIRD SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive CRAPFUCKER quantities CECIL JOHN RHODES of ANAL DIABETES SPUNK garbage.
Darnit.
A PIECE OF SHIT Polite Note to the I WILL END YOU! Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CONDOMS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BELLEND changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BIGNOSE Tourrette's sufferers IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
swear. You can FELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOBSHITE TV, for always focusing on the POTTYMOUTH bad side of a terrible CAMEL JOCKEY thing.
- The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PORCH MONKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAGO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CRAPPY knee GENITALIA NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is EXTRA LONG PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LET'S SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RUSKIE school for PISS ARTIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WOODPECKERSHIT sufferers to become I RAPE WALRUSES! manically depressed and PEEPEE commit STEVE BALLMER suicide.
- There is no SHITFUCKER cure, and the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the PECKERHEAD tics often have adverse FUCKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SOD perodol" which caused my entire SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH body to go RAT'S COCK numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BITCH it is without the DAMN drug.
I am an active member of a BALL SACK tourette syndrome DOG FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the CHOAD public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DICKHEAD sorry for MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE "hi-jacking" your TWAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK this that really GOD BLESS AMERICA annoys me. I am working towards a HELL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKHEAD, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) SCUMBAG funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCUMBUCKET time.
Best PENIS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “HI, BILLY MAYS HERE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese KENNY reply
As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society FALUN GONG.
Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen
P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew PISS OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?
Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my VENEREAL DISEASE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine NIPPLES Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are HO and CHIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WARNER MUSIC GROUP BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GRASS MUD HORSE HORSE! NIPPLES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NIPPLES'S HOUSE
How BITCH to PISS ARTIST cure DOUCHEBAG the HO Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment PISS for NIGGER TITS Tourette's NAZI Syndrome DUMBASS is ARSE following DAMN IT these WANK rules SEMEN in O CANADA order:
- 1: Avoid DAMN immature COCKSHITTER little HI, BILLY MAYS HERE kids,
- 2: Count to DAMN within COCKING FUCKBOROUGH 10 OSTRICH MY ASSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FEMADOM I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT nor INBRED talk,
- 4: Tell RAGHEAD yourself you DAMN don't JUNGLE BUNNY have MOTHERFUCKER this DAGO disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD WITH NASTY ALEX TREBEK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS ARTIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the NIPPLES last straw SAND NIGGER!
I fucking put POMMIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEX the TOP OF DIPSHIT THIS ARSEBADGERS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BELGIUM offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SAGGY TITS people who try CUNT to battle WILLY WONKA'CLEMEN that tight-ass TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 17-year-JACKASS SHIT—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said BITCH' DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS'JERRY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POO POO BLOWJOB is a laughing MASTURBATION matter. Plus there SLOPE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHAT Uncyclopedia, there are POO POO BLOWJOB articles DIRTY SANCHEZ about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So SHITTY that means COON stop getting mad at the DUMBASS first part too and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD talking about the SHITHEAD letter that it's I WILL KILL YOU! mocking (what FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK letter? I don't even know what WOP the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK CHICKEN hi self HELL even made a really SHIT good point. "It's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT nothing more MALL SANTA from a head nod to a EXTRA LONG PENIS knee tick". CLIT. Which I'll add DICKFACE onto BALLS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PUSSY suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FLYING RAT'S ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING be, because if I were a FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LET'S SHIT hilarious. If you JOHNNY Want facts, go on FUCKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read FUCKER the freaking RAGHEAD article anyway.
TAFFY SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ RECTUM RAIDER PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK pen0r INCEST FEMADOM FENCE JUMPER
HOT GRITS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK ANAL DIABETES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TUBA CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS FUCK OFF KIKE PORCUPINE'S BALLS [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT ARSE ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSWIPE SEX MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN BLUMPKIN YID MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK NUGGET SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MARCH OF FLAMES PENIS ON A BUN CHOAD KISSER JACKASS HADJI CUNTING ASSCRACK BULLSHIT FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT RAT'S COCK CLIT KRAUT CHOAD MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT WANKSPLAT DAMN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JIGGABOO JOHNNY BITCH SHITE BEAVER YOU WANKER GREASER HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMMIT ASS FUCKING A BUTT-HEAD FUCK CHIGGER DAMN INBRED IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BOOBIES MOCCASINS CUNT SPIC RAT'S ASS HATE HATE HAT WANK CUNTSWILLING TWAT DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING A CLEMEN DOG FUCKER DOUCHEBAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUDDHIST MONK SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING CUNTING ASSCRACK CLIT CHENEY BLOWJOB DUNE COON DAMNATION LOLCAT PUSSY SPANK THE MONKEY HELL CHRISTHUMPER PISS POO POO BLOWJOB ASSFACE INBRED WIGGER BUTTFUCKER ASS CHOAD KISSER GIVING HEAD [expletive deleted] SAGGY TITS VAGINA PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT SOD OFF FLYING FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHEBAG CUNT HOSER GIVING HEAD DAMN IT TWAT AAAAAAAAA! DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! DOUCHEBAG SHIT REDNECK WANK WIENER HELL GOD DAMN TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD CONDOMS DAMN DAMNATION NECROPHILIA ASS LICKER ASS DAMN IT PUNANI CONAN O'BRIAN GRAPE PENIS PISS ASS LICKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE WANKER SHIT RAT'S ASS BUNG-HOLE BOYCOTT VIACOM! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HELL BIGNOSE ASSHAT LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT JENKEM ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK [EXPLETIVE] HUMAN RIGHTS PIG YUKKY DOODY SHIT FUCKHEAD BITCH DOUCHETITS HOSER LAKE TITICACA NIGGER OH SHI– FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER LAKE TITICACA TITS COON CUNTING ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY SEX GOBSHITE SON OF A BITCH NI PEDOPHILIA FIST FUCK JACKASS MASTURBATION SHITFACE FUCK YOU FUCK BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX KIKE FUCKER CRAPFUCKER GOATSE COON CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN GIVING HEAD COCKSTUFFER JAP INBRED JAP NECROPHILIA HELLFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT EARS OF CHRIST FUCK SHITTY MOCCASINS SHIT DISSIDENTS FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE DICKFACE BUKKAKE ANAL CRAP SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE TOSSER COCKSTUFFER GOBSHITE RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS & DICKS FU SPANG FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTYMINTS SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING SHAKOPEE BUGFUCK RAPE PORCH MONKEY PISS ARTIST LOLCAT GOD DAMN MOCCASINS SEX RAGHEAD GENITALIA CRACKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VAGINA DICKFACE FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER CHOAD TITS FUCKHEAD CHINK LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK SHITE BITCH FAG MASTURBATION ASSCRACK PUSSY NI TWAT DAMN [expletive deleted] SAND NIGGER MASTURBATION HITLER DOUCHE TITS DICKHEAD SHITFACE YOU SUCK BALLS GOD DAMN PENISPENISPENIS!!! FELLATIO PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE HELL JACKASS SPIC DAMN TITWANK RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMMIT PECKERHEAD DOT HEAD GENITALIA PUSSY FUCK YOU TWISTY VAGINA HORSE PENIS FLYING FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS FLYING FUCK SUCK MY DICK JAP DOUCHING FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING A NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARSEBADGERS THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMN JENKEM ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS LICKER BUGGER OFF BUGGER BUGFUCK FAGGOT SAND NIGGER PAKI POOPOO RAPE TURD NIGGER TITS DAMN DONKEY DICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE JIZZ FUCKBAG JAP SHITE HADJI JIZZ BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT GOBSHITE DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER DOT HEAD ASS SCROTUM MOCCASINS VAGINA TWO-INCH PENIS HELLFIRE ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHMONKEY BALLS INCEST NIPPLES REDNECK CUNT SHIT NI SHITHEAD WANKER [EXPLETIVE] WINDOWS VISTA BEAVER CUNT JERRY DYKE I'LL RAPE YOU BULLCRAP DICKWAD CUM SHITE DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE CUNNILINGUS CUNT SAGGY TITS BATHING SUIT AREA CLIT CHIGGER ASSFACE FRIG VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST TITWANK TITWANK POOPOO BEAVER CLIT SHITHEAD FUCKING HADJI SHITE ASSWIPE SCUMBAG ASSHAT POOPY BULLSHIT DICKWAD ALF BALL SACK HELL WHORE COON SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN BOOBS RAPE DAMN TOSSER ASSHAT CUNT NIPPLES BULLSHIT FUCKFACE ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT JAP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSKIN ANUSCAKE TITTIES PISS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA URINE-GARGLING FOREIGN CURRENCY GOD DAMMIT FUCKING DAMN IT YOU WANKER PISS OFF JERRY FELCHING BULLSHIT CUNT DOT HEAD WINDOWS VISTA NIGGER ASS DICKFACE FUDGEPACKER CHIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK BITCH BIGNOSE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JUNGLE BUNNY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICK GOD DAMMIT SEX NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FELCHING PUSSY ANAL CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHE TWISTY VAGINA CUNTBUCKET CUM LET'S SHIT DICKLICK BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX NORTH KOREA WIENER HELL ASSHOLE DICKWAD INBRED FUCKING JUMP! RAGHEAD FUCK NUGGET DICK RAGHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 30 CASES OF PICKLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTSWILLING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKHEAD SHIT SHITHEAD WANKER DAMN TOWELHEAD FENCE JUMPER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ORGASM GRAPE PENIS COON DAMN IT CUNT WANK MARGARET THATCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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DAMNATION SHIT DICKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT SEX BOOBS DOUCHETITS OSTRICH MY ASS PISS ARTIST ALF TIMBER NIGGER ASSWIPE TWAT EMO DICK suck my mothers GANGBANG ARSE BUTTFUCKER PIG PISS FUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING VAGINA HONKY ORGASM FUCKBAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE SON OF A BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK MILF CUNTRAG RAPE BRITNEY SUGARTITS SOD OFF INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA CUNT DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK BASTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES PEARL NECKLACE POOPOO DOUCHE DIRTY SANCHEZ BUKKAKE INCEST NAZI WANK BOLLOCKS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICK JIZZ GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HELL SACRAMENTO SHIT YID PUSSY WANKER suck my mothers DUMBASS HAIL SATAN! FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST ARSE BITCH CUNT LAPPER DUNE COON ASSCRACK ASSBANDIT HITLER BALLS FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS DOG SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUTT PIRATE BASTARD GOD DAMMIT COON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT NAZI RAT'S COCK FUCK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! WETBACK TITS & DICKS CRACKER JERRY SEMEN FUCKWIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GRAPE PENIS NAZI BOOBS WANKSPLAT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! EPIDIDYMIS SHITBALLS TITTIES PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY JACKASS SHIT FELCHING TACO DOUCHE TITTIES ORGASM PUSSY SUGARTITS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CRAPPY FAGGOT RAPE WOP BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS ASS BITCH DAMN PISSHOLE FUCKTARD CUNT ANUSCAKE I'LL RAPE YOU PRICK DICKHEAD CHIGGER FUCKHEAD NIGGER TOSSER CLUSTER FUCK PENIS WHORE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JUSTIN BIEBER GYPSY COCK LIMEY GREASER LOGJAMMER WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS [EXPLETIVE] PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPPY FUCK A DUCK LET'S SHIT NIGNOG SHITSKIN WARNER MUSIC GROUP PRICK JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER CUNT MICK DICKHEAD O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive JACKASS and with the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! and his DYKE of girraffes in which PUSSY while reading about BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See MOCCASINS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DOG FUCKER
![]() This article is DOT HEAD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DIRTY SANCHEZ subject. If you do not find it funny DOUCHING, it is probably because you are an INBRED PISS ARTIST ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. INBRED If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? joke loses its humour AMERICA ONLINE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WOODPECKERSHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have CHIGGER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSHOLE P'KANG REDSKIN RAT'S ASS COON!!!!!I <3 COCK |