Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCKSMOKER'NAZI'NIGGER'WHORE'BIGNOSE'FUCK'TENTACLE RAPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BASKETBALL HOOP look at the suck my mothers talk page of this BUTTFUCKER article for notes or discussion before NAZI editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INBRED neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTT-HOLE, sudden TITS & DICKS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SUCK COCKS IN HELL! or JERK OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING RAT'S ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YOU way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCROTUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially BIGNOSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKHEAD television programs to address MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is WOP not to be I RAPE WALRUSES! confused with DYKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHICKEN SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PIGFUCKER random WANKER disorientation, culturally-ASSWIPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BORDER HOPPER language, IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOCCASINS FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HORSE SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive KIKE quantities BRUSH MA TEETH of ANAL DIABETES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DAGO Polite Note to the NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK Author:

The FELCHING Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was SOD founded to BOON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PRICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPIC article PISS OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BIRD SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DIPSHIT Tourrette's sufferers CUNNILINGUS swear. You can FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLAMING ASS BADGER TV, for always focusing on the FRITZ bad side of a terrible FIST FUCK thing.
• The main JACKASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GENITALIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKWAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOOBS knee ARSE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLINGING school for WALRUS SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK manically depressed and BATHING SUIT AREA commit FLYING FUCK suicide.
• There is no DOT HEAD cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS & DICKS tics often have adverse BOLLOCKS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOG SHIT perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go JERK OFF numb and FENCE JUMPER basically made it NIGGA! worse than GYPSY it is without the ASS FASCIST drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome BUGGER OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS FASCIST the BUGGER public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUNG-HOLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for D'OH "hi-jacking" your BUTT PIRATE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLAK this that really CUM annoys me. I am working towards a ARSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JUNGLE BUNNY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a STEVE BALLMER horrible disorder is (not) CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK OFF time.

Best ANAL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANKSPLAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN TOOTHPASTE byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew SHITCOCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my HONKY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTT-HOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT and CHENEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JESSE McCARTNEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BAND WITH 4 TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A [expletive deleted] HORSE! BUTT-HOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTT-HOLE'S HOUSE

How KIKE to ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA cure DOUCHEBAG the WIKIPEDIA Tourette's ARSEBADGERS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLEVELAND STEAMER for GOOK Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome RUSTY TROMBONE is WHORE following FROG these WOP rules DYKE in WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? order:

• 1: Avoid PEARL NECKLACE immature MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE little RUSKIE kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMN within ASSCRACK 10 EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GENITALIA URINE-GARGLING COON nor TITS & DICKS talk,
• 4: Tell BELGIUM yourself you [expletive deleted] don't POLESMOKER have FUCK this CHOAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKLICK WITH NASTY DOG SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTT-HOLE last straw POLESMOKER!

I fucking put MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITSLINGING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WOODPECKERSHIT the TOP OF FUCKING A THIS WHORE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be QUEEF offensive. GRAPE PENIS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITFUCKER people who try DICK IN A BOX to battle MOTHERFUCKER'RUSKIE that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-COCKSHITTER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELCHING it now, but someone said DOUCHEBAG' DAMMIT DOUCHE'COON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing BANGKOK matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHING articles ORGASM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TEDDY BEARS stuff. So INJUN that means PISS OFF stop getting mad at the DUNE COON first part too and TITTIES talking about the ARSE letter that it's TAMPONS mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self SHITTY even made a really GIVING HEAD good point. "It's YOGHURT CANNON nothing more PIG from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". EMO. Which I'll add SCROTUM onto BUGGER OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that BOOBS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GRINGO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to 666 be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITTY hilarious. If you TITTIES Want facts, go on FIRECROTCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DONKEY PUNCHER be offended, don't read MOCCASINS the freaking ASS LICKER article anyway.

GARBAGE DAY! LIMEY FAG RUSKIE DAMN WANKSPLAT SOD OFF WANK ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT

JOHN ELWAY FROG'S FAT ASS GENITALIA PEEPEE ASS FASCIST RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! TAFFY FUCKING WHORE MALARKY DOT HEAD FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE SPIC Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT CHOAD DAMN ASSHAT BONG REDSKIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM DILDO I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SHITE DAMN I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUM DOODIE HEAD CHRISTHUMPER ASSWIPE ASS FUCK YOU BITCH SHITSKIN ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA WANK FUCK BULLSHIT DYKE HORSE SHIT FRENCH TICKLER JACK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU BOOBIES HO SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE WHITE RIGHTS FRAK ASSWIPE D'OH BUGGER OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMMIT BOLLOCKS SAND NIGGER INBRED YOU WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN TITTYWANK SHITPISSER FUCK PISSHOLE FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUDGEPACKER PISS OFF GIVING HEAD PUSSY SEX TITS & DICKS I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL DIABETES SHIT PRICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK YOU DAMNATION BASTARD CHIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH SHITSLINGING I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DICKHEAD SHITCUNTING DOG SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK DOG SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! WANK MOTHERFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JOHNNY FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS WIGGER RECTUM RAIDER DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKLICK WANK TITS & DICKS D'OH FUCK YOU DOG SHIT MOCCASINS FROG RAT'S COCK GO HOME AND DIE MOCCASINS DICKFACE ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SEMEN SPUNK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DOUCHE NAZI POWERSHIT RAT'S ASS GOATSE POTTYMOUTH KAFFIR MUGABE'S MOMMA GENITALIA ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! [expletive deleted] POOPY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL THONG TASTER CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS FUCKING WANK ABO SHITE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG CANNED QUOTE FUCKER SPUNK DAMN CUM SHITFACE GRIS TITS & DICKS CRAPPY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITE CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING BASEBALL CHIGGER GARBAGE DAY! BUGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE GANGBANG SUGARTITS CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE SIGMUND FREUD HELL ALF DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBIES FUCK BOLLOCKS INBRED ANAL CUNTSWILLING BUKKAKE FUCKFACE SHITFACE BELLEND BITCH VAGINA PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER BASTARD INBRED BELGIUM DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER HELLFIRE CUNTRAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BLUMPKIN ASSFACE 666 TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY DOUCHEBAG ARSE O CANADA CHIGGER GOBSHITE CRACKER RAT'S COCK HELL LICK PUSSY BULLSHIT BUGGER SHITE PISSHOLE FUCKING GOOK CHICKEN SHIT SNUFF PORN ARSE VAGINA YOUR MOM DICK IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER COON SEMEN WINDOWS VISTA CHAV MILF CUNT WHORE DICKFACE HELLFIRE CUNT FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKHEAD DOT HEAD ABO BASTARD FUCKFACE DUNE COON FUCKING POLAK DAMN IT ASS BUTT PIRATE BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE POLACK FEWMETS FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT SCUMBAG SCUMBUCKET FUCK SEX BIG FOOT CRAP ON A STICK DICKWAD FELCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SAND NIGGER LET'S SHIT BITCH ASSWIPE ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK MOCCASINS COON JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF MY ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOG SHIT FLYING FUCK FEWMETS SHITCOCK SCROTUM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT SEMEN PISS ARTIST TACO FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT NIPPLES BENCH PRESS LICK PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT CAMEL FUCKER QUEEF TURD HELL FUCKER THONG TASTER WANK CC PLZ FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK SPUNK DIPSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DEVELOPERS! INCEST FLYING FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT SHIT SCROTUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COON TITS SHITHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPUNK VENEREAL DISEASE BOB SAGET FEWMETS TITTYWANK HELL MILF NIGNOG ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER WHORE DAMN FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA PUPPIES LET'S SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ORGASM INBRED NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER PISS GOD DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE FUCK JACKASS DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TWAT DELICIOUS CAKE CRAP ON A STICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNT CRAPPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE DICKHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! DUMBASS SEMEN PISS JAP DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FENCE JUMPER HORSE SHIT FOUR-EYES DOUCHETITS TITTIES JOHN SMILEY FACE VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE GOAT DICK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BLOWJOB BANGKOK TWAT LET'S SHIT ARSE BALLS SHITTY HAIL SATAN! BUGGER OFF PICKANINNY HORSE SHIT THONG TASTER TAFFY HIGH WAGES BALL SACK GOD DAMN JERK OFF HELLFIRE DOUCHING ASSCRACK BALLS INCEST HOMO DAMN IT FUCK YOU LGBT RIGHTS SHIT PUSSY ON CRACK CHICKEN SHIT PRICK FELCHMONKEY FUCKWIT BASTARD TITS BALL SACK FUCKFACE BUGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WIKIPEDIA HENTAI BOLLOCKS GANGBANG REDSKIN TITTIES FELLATIO DICKLICK DICK MOLDY TITS CLIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MAMA MIA JACKASS JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD SHITE PENIS HATE HATE HAT BOON SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN IT ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER NICARAGUA BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER FOUR-EYES KIKE DICKHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHN ELWAY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT CUNTRAG DAMMIT SHITE MARY WHITEHOUSE SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITCOCK HELLFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER HO CUNTBUCKET COCKSUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN CUNT DAMMIT QUEEF ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA RAPE ASSFACE CUNT SUCK MY COCK BENSON SUCKS FUCKFACE BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET BRITNEY CUNT BITCH DAMN IT BIRD SHIT TUBA FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER TITS & DICKS RECTUM RAIDER GENITALIA PRICK NIGNOG BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY PENIS ON A BUN KITTENS NORTH KOREA GANGBANG SHIT TITTIES POTTYMOUTH PISS DUNE COON REBECCA BLACK FRITZ FUCKER SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GREASER BALL SACK GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WETBACK KIKE SUCK MY COCK GANGBANG CTHULHU FHTAGN CHUFF ORGASM COON LOGJAMMER SHITE FUCK DAMN JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHIT PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DOT HEAD SHITTY FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS LICKER CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN HELL GOD DAMN URINE-GARGLING I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD ASSHAT PIG FLYING FUCK FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER BUTTFUCKER CRACKER FUCK DOODIE HEAD TENTACLE RAPE GIVING HEAD MOCCASINS CUNNILINGUS JERK OFF TAFFY PORCUPINE'S BALLS SCUMBAG AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT YID CAMEL JOCKEY GANGBANG HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FELLATIO RUSKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCKIE BITCH ASS SON OF A BITCH FUCK GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS GRIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FLAMEVIPER FUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT HELL FUCK AUTOFELLATIO FELCHMONKEY TOSSER GOBSHITE HADJI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BOOBS FIRECROTCH EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNT ABO HO LAKE TITICACA TOSSER DICKLICK ASSHAT PISS SLOPE AMERICA ONLINE EPIDIDYMIS SHIT CUNT BALL SACK MONKEY'S UNCLE DIPSHIT CUNT BOOBS JIZZ ASSHOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BONG I WILL END YOU! BRUSH MA TEETH HEIL HITLER! MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE ASS FROG'S FAT ASS STEVE BALLMER BORDER HOPPER RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT GREASER FUCK OFF ASSHAT TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! UIGURS FUCK NUGGET BANGKOK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKTARD BASTARD BUTT-HOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITSLINGING GENITALIA WANKSPLAT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER HONKY HEIL HITLER! SHIT INBRED [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER CLEMEN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOUCHE NAZI JIZZ PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOG FUCKER CUNT CUNT WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL JOCKEY AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKTARD NIGGER TWAT JIGGABOO JOHN ELWAY BUKKAKE FUCKING A POMMIE DICKHEAD PUSSYLICKER JAP LOGJAMMER WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT BASTARD BUGFUCK FRED PHELPS BUTT-HEAD CRAPMUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS WIGGER CHOAD SOD OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER JACK OFF MALL SANTA NIGGER NIGNOG MONKEY BALLS NECROPHILIA JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKTARD CUNT LAPPER BUKKAKE CONAN O'BRIAN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT TAFFY RAGHEAD GIVING HEAD BASTARD WHORE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT PAKI HELLFIRE SHITFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TACO BOOBIES SHITSLINGING FIRECROTCH CHOAD KISSER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SON OF A BITCH REBECCA BLACK BITCH FUCK YOU DYKE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ANUSCAKE HELLFUCKER INJUN JUNGLE BUNNY BUGGER OFF FUCKING HEIL HITLER! SMEG BUNG-HOLE UNICORNS SHITFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT CHAV SHITBALLS LENS CRAFTERS NIGGER TITS MALARKY FAGGOT GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY JACKASS FUCKER WHORE BUTT PIRATE RUSKIE KAFFIR SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT TWAT WETBACK FUCK JENKEM BOOBS PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HADJI JERK OFF CLUSTERFUCK pen0r PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! MASTURBATION FUCK HONKY NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALL SACK ASS WALRUS SHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCKING FUCK OFF FRITZ TURD BASTARD PUSSY WIENER THONG TASTER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKER RAPE BEANER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TWAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COCKSHITTER ARSEBADGERS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHOAD KISSER BOOBS RICK MORANIS SIGMUND FREUD PISS OFF MALL SANTA CHOAD PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK BUKKAKE GOBSHITE MALARKY SHITHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE PEDOPHILIA LET'S SHIT SHITSKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD HUEY P. NEWTON OH SHI– CUNT FUCKTARD SUGARTITS FUCKER FAG SHITSLINGING CUNTRAG CHOAD I RAPE WALRUSES! PENIS ON A STICK HELL FUCK YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK OFF ASS CONDOMS MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHETITS DAMN SHITFUCKER BASTARD SHITTY CUNT GOD DAMN DOUCHE JAP ARSE SCUMBAG MALL SANTA DOG FUCKER TWAT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NIPPLES JUMPING JESUS!!! PRICK FAG SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BULLSHIT KRAUT CLUSTERFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS NECROPHILIA ASS CRACKER PRICK BOOBIES FUCK BASTARD NIPPLES FUCKWIT CONDOMS ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD SACRAMENTO FUCKWIT WETBACK DICK IN A BOX JOHN ELWAY SCUMBUCKET BOOBS TAMPONS SHIT INBRED TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT GOATSE CONDOMS YID DARTH VADER DICKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHRISTHUMPER CUNT DICK CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS FELCHING SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN CUNT KNOBJOCKEY DICKHEAD DOG SHIT DAGO TOSSER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING A DICKHEAD COON FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLUE PENIS! CUNT GOD DAMN GRAPE PENIS DICKFACE COCKSUCKER HELL HO SHIT HO BIBLE BASHER ASSHOLE DAMMIT DOUCHE CUNT JERK OFF AAAAAAAAA! DICKLICK TITMOUSE FUCKING A TWAT BELLEND SHIT SACRAMENTO PRICK WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHING CHINK SHITTY HEIL HITLER! suck my mothers MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NIGGER PISSHOLE DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK CARPET MUNCHER SON OF A BITCH BEAVER MOCKIE GRINGO JACKASS SHIT FUCKING A SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITHEAD ASSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK YOU BALL SACK JACKASS D'OH BULLCRAP DIPSHIT SHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WIKIPEDIA FUCKTARD MOCCASINS PEARL NECKLACE PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BLUE PENIS! LOGJAMMER PUSSY TITTIES PISS OFF ARSE WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX MALL SANTA DICK TITTIES DELICIOUS CAKE DONALD RUMSFELD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKHEAD WANKER SHIT COON DAMN ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITFACE BITCH POMMIE PIECE OF SHIT YOGHURT CANNON COON KIKE GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD DAMN PISS OFF FUCK DOT HEAD ASSHAT COCKSHITTER SEX BULLSHIT SHIT GOATSE BIRD SHIT ASS ASS GOBSHITE SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NECROPHILIA SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP DONKEY DICK MONKEY SHIT BITCH DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY CARPET MUNCHER PEDOPHILIA HAIL SATAN! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TENTACLE RAPE FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT CUNT SHITHEAD ASSFACE DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS BUGFUCK CLEMEN SEX I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING A POOPY I'LL RAPE YOU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOD DAMMIT CLIT FAGGOT BULLSHIT BUGGER FELLATIO SHITPISSER BASTARD TITS CC PLZ SCUMBUCKET AMERICA ONLINE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BULLCRAP POLACK FUCKFACE GANGBANG BUTT-HOLE JOHN ELWAY DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG JACKASS ASSFACE DIPSHIT FUCK YOU CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU CROTCH FUCK LIMEY POLESMOKER GENITALIA SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN QUEEF RICK MORANIS GOD DAMN SCROTUM LET'S SHIT BITCH ASS GOATSE CUNT FUCK POTTYMOUTH BOLLOCKS DOUCHE DIPSHIT HONKY NI TWAT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JOHNNY and with the FUCK and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which ARSE while reading about DOM DeLUISE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHUFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHOLE