Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?'CRAPPY'CUNT'RAPE'JACKASS'SHIT'DICKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CLEVELAND STEAMER look at the FRED PHELPS talk page of this PISS OFF article for notes or discussion before BOOBS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITTYWANK neurochemical FUCK disorder BONER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFACE, sudden OSTRICH MY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or GOD DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly I'LL RAPE YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SUCK MY COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKBAG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CARPET MUNCHER GOBSHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BLOWJOB utterFUCKance of socially JIGGABOO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JOHNNY television programs to address FENCE JUMPER Tourette's syndrome.

BALL SACK Tourette's is NEGRO not to be RAT'S COCK confused with JIGGABOO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIGFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUGHNUT PUNCHER random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-CRAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIENER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, REBECCA BLACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOT GRITS SUNSHINE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive HOSER quantities CHUFF of ANAL DIABETES COMMUNION WAFER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the MAMA MIA Author:

The SCUMBUCKET Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Research Institute was BASTARD founded to TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article COMMUNIST DILDO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUPPIES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DUNE COON Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can SAGGY TITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FEWMETS TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible BIRD IN THE HOUSE thing.
• The main I'LL RAPE YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LIMEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INJUN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT knee ARSE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SLOPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITTY school for JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! sufferers to become PUSSYLICKER manically depressed and SMEG commit BANGKOK suicide.
• There is no DICK cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the POMMIE tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA perodol" which caused my entire BONG body to go SON OF A BITCH numb and UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWAT it is without the BULLSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHOLE tourette syndrome JERK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUTOFELLATIO the BUTT PIRATE public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BIG FOOT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COMMUNIST DILDO sorry for BUGGER OFF "hi-jacking" your IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL this that really PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a BENSON SUCKS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY SANCHEZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOGHURT CANNON, and making fun of a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your REBECCA BLACK time.

Best CUNT CRAPPER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SCUMBUCKET Regards to Andrew BATHING SUIT AREA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The TOTAL bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COON saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LOLCAT and CONAN O'BRIAN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JIGGABOO BAND WITH 4 BUGFUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BONER HORSE! SHITFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITFACE'S HOUSE

How DONGSHOVER to JUNGLE BUNNY cure TAMPON IN MY ASS the PISSHOLE Tourette's FEMADOM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SONNY BILL WILLIAMS for BITCH Tourette's CUNT Syndrome FUCKWIT is BASTARD following DOT HEAD these ARSE rules SHIT in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature DICKLICK little PENIS kids,
• 2: Count to LOGJAMMER within PENIS 10 RANDY TRAVISseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER nor JENKEM talk,
• 4: Tell BIGNOSE yourself you GOD DAMN don't SUCK A BIG DICK have GOD DAMN this FLYING FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WITH NASTY RICK MORANIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITFACE last straw BUGGER!

I fucking put CUM' my comment at the TOP OF THE MICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK A DUCK the TOP OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS PECKERHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GENITALIA offensive. SHITPISSER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! people who try SHITCUNTING to battle FUCKSTAIN'BEAVER that tight-ass SEX 17-year-I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SON OF A BITCH it now, but someone said SPANK THE MONKEY' BOLLOCKS CAMEL FUCKER'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CARPET MUNCHER is a laughing WOODPECKERSHIT matter. Plus there FUCKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICK TITS Uncyclopedia, there are BLISTERING BARNACLES articles CLIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JOHN SMILEY FACE stuff. So FUCK YOU that means TITWANK stop getting mad at the [EXPLETIVE] first part too and CHINK talking about the ARSE letter that it's BUGFUCK mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what SCUMBUCKET the heck you're talking about). Adrian PENIS hi self CUNNILINGUS even made a really HORSE SHIT good point. "It's FUCKTARD nothing more GENITALIA from a head nod to a CLEMEN knee tick". [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here]. Which I'll add NIPPLES onto BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGGER suffer that COLGATE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELLFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a BUNG-HOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JOHN ELWAY hilarious. If you COCK Want facts, go on MALL SANTA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read CRAPFUCKER the freaking KAFFIR article anyway.

MASTURBATION PIKACHU WANK PISSHOLE ARSE I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKHEAD SHITFACE FUCKWIT OSCAR WILDE IS GAY

WIENER CUNT BUGGER MONKEY BALLS DONALD RUMSFELD JACK OFF BITCH JAP JOY BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER TWAT TAMPON IN MY ASS CROTCH JUSTIN BIEBER ASSWIPE WANKSPLAT PAKI BLUMPKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FREE ELECTIONS SHITHEAD BEAVER BELGIUM POO POO BLOWJOB GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS D'OH COCKSMOKER ORGASM FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS TITTIES DICK FRAK BASTARD ASS LICKER MALARKY DICK CHICKEN FUCK SUGARTITS PUSSYLICKER PUSSY FRED PHELPS TITS & DICKS MICK ASSCRACK ARSEBADGERS SHITFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK YOGHURT CANNON YID DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKING CUNT ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS O CANADA JACK OFF PISS ARTIST DICKFACE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DEVELOPERS! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSCRACK HENTAI SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOOBIES SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK SUGARTITS BORDER HOPPER NIGGER CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST HENTAI SHITTY ASSHOLE AOL IPs ASSCRACK TRANNY CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING A NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK OFF FELCHING SHITCOCK LIMEY JACKASS SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANK FUCK FUCK WOP PRICK PRICK CUNT FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY DICK IN A BOX FUCKFACE ALEX TREBEK PENIS ON A BUN SHITSLIDE ORGASM DRAMA NICARAGUA PIECE OF SHIT CLIT DUNE COON POLACK FUCK YOU MARCH OF FLAMES WETBACK DICKWAD FUCKTARD DAMN HITLER SHITFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE FEMADOM CHENEY LIMEY NIGGER TWO-INCH PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKING A TURD HELL CUNTRAG BUNG-HOLE FUCKING ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BEAVER FUCK OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL DICK TITS DAMN BUGGER NIGGER TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK A DUCK I WILL KILL YOU! CUNTRAG BULLSHIT HITLER PRICK BALLS HORSE SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSHOLE COMMUNIST DILDO ARSE DICKHEAD ASS LICKER BELGIUM SHITFUCKER PISS OFF SAGGY TITS ASSHAT FAG BALL SACK MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK THONG TASTER HELL WANKER PENISBIRD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER HOSER BRUSH MA TEETH TWAT DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS HO JACK OFF BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA THONG TASTER SHIT MASTURBATION BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS HOMO ARSE DOT HEAD BALL SACK BLUMPKIN CHENEY CUNTING ASSCRACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CAUCASIANS PEDOPHILIA MICK FUCK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! AY-AY-AY FEWMETS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK FUCKER GOOK WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKER TITS COCKSTUFFER FUCK YOU CUNT DOG SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELLATIO FUCK YOU BELLEND PISS UP MY ARSE EMO CHIGGER CUNT NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUDGEPACKER POLESMOKER THONG TASTER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TIT SPRINKLES CHAV FAGGOT FUCK YOU YOU WANKER ASSFACE DUMBASS THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONKEY PUNCHER FU SPANG UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY WANK TITTIES GARBAGE DAY! YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT SHITBALLS DIPSHIT YID VENEREAL DISEASE CHICKEN SHIT HELL CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK JAP PRICK JESSE McCARTNEY CROTCH YUKY DOODY SON OF A BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF WOP BUGFUCK DICKWAD WANK PISS ARTIST GRINGO JERK OFF GENITALIA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GENITALIA FELLATIO VAGINA HIGH WAGES PUNANI WANK INBRED AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ABO FUCK PENIS ON A BUN I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! BITCH WANKER JACKASS ASSWIPE CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE DAMN ASSFACE ASSFACE ASSHOLE SOD OFF DAGO SOD OFF DIPSHIT NICARAGUA CRACKER FUCKING DAMN WETBACK YID CONDOMS RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS SEMEN I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKBAG BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT ASSRAPING CUNT PIG FUDGEPACKER JUNGLE BUNNY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TURD ASS FUCKSTAIN WANK POLESMOKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RAT'S COCK PIG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GENITALIA A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DYKE FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SHITE P'KANG DICKLICK TAFFY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HOMO COMMUNION WAFER FUCK NUGGET MACACA RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE O KURWA! GENITALIA COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD FUCKING JUMP! DICKHEAD BULLSHIT AY-AY-AY PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS GIVING HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! FUCKBAG COCK BULLCRAP FUCK TITWANK BUGGER OFF FUCKHEAD AAAAAAAAA! LIMEY CRAPPY INBRED FUCK A DUCK POWERSHIT DICKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JERRY FUCKFACE TUBA SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK IN SACREMENT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCK CHENEY MOTHERFUCKER RICK MORANIS HITLER BUNG-HOLE YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER PEEPEE JACKASS CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SPICY CUNT FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNNILINGUS FUCK DIPSHIT BITCH JERRY MONKEY BALLS DAMN FUCKWIT CUNT CUNT NIGGER DOUCHETITS HELL SAND NIGGER NORTH KOREA MOLDY TITS MOCKIE CHOAD KISSER BUTT PIRATE RICK MORANIS HYPERINFLATION ASSHAT GOD DAMN AY-AY-AY SON OF A BITCH ASS P'KANG FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER WALRUS SHIT GREASER PEDOPHILIA BATMAN & ROBIN TWISTY VAGINA FUCK POOPY DOUCHEBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBIES GIVING HEAD CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT WINDOWS VISTA NIGNOG TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK CUNTRAG JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FRENCH TICKLER TIMBER NIGGER SHIT LIMEY CAMEL JOCKEY DYKE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AMERICA ONLINE CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH ANAL DIABETES NAZI HELL PIG GOD DAMMIT SHIT EMO SHIT DAMN ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS SHITCUNTING FUCK FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM REDNECK JIGGABOO POMMIE PENIS DICKHEAD FUCKER FEMADOM SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK ASSHAT PISS ARTIST ASS THONG TASTER SOD FELCHMONKEY TITWANK WIKIPEDIA DILDO MONKEY SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE DICK JOHN ELWAY AMERICA ONLINE ASSRAPING FUCK SUCK MY DICK HELL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PRICK DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA FUCK HELL DILDO CUNT RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK WINDOWS VISTA 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHITTY FELLATIO ASS CUNTBUCKET FUCK TITWANK YOU WANKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHAT BUKKAKE TOSSER WHORE HO CLUSTERFUCK JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBIES DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSRAPING FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD SEX ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT INBRED ASSHAT JUSTIN BIEBER WANK CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH BULLSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOG FUCKER NICARAGUA MASTURBATION JACKASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOSSER CRACKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER FUCK CUNTRAG VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS WANK TESTICLE CHOKE JAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHUT UP, MEG! LENS CRAFTERS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HOMO PISS CARPET MUNCHER HENTAI SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA NORTH KOREA BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKSTAIN HOMO PENIS PEDOPHILIA CRACKER ASS ANAL RAPE FELLATIO FUCK YOU FLAMING ASS BADGER GENITALIA CARPET MUNCHER DAMN SHITTY FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT POTTYMOUTH NORTH KOREA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO GOOK PISSHOLE HONKY REDSKIN NIGGER DIPSHIT ABO SHIT CHAV FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING BASEBALL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK CUNT LAPPER BALLS FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT FUCKSTAIN HELL DICKFACE SAND NIGGER LET'S SHIT CHOAD BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE CUM BUGFUCK SCUMBAG BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO WHORE COCKGOBLIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKER ASSHAT FIST FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] CC PLZ ASSCRACK HELL BUGGER OFF CRAPPY DONGSHOVER PISS OFF MICK FIRECROTCH CONDOMS CUNTBUCKET SHAKOPEE ASS NIGGER ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK POMMIE ALEX TREBEK HATE HATE HAT HADJI SEMEN HELL ASS BUGGER BAT FUCK INSANE BUTTFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX PEDOPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ CLIT CUNT CHIGGER KNOBJOCKEY JOHNNY LET'S SHIT PISS ARTIST ASSFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING INBRED CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED BUTT PIRATE BUTT-HOLE FUCKFACE BUTT PIRATE CHINK SHIT INBRED pen0r CROTCH ASS BEAVER RAT'S COCK GREASER BALLS FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING BITCH FUCKHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! DICK CHICKEN TWAT SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN QUEEF JIZZ CUNT BULLCRAP SHITSLINGING SHITSLINGING FAGGOT SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER [EXPLETIVE] SPICY CUNT FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! THONG TASTER FAG ASS BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARSE ASS FASCIST BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKFACE NORTH KOREA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELCHING FUCKING A COCK WHORE FUCKFACE NAZI ANAL DIABETES FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK MY COCK CHENEY BIRD SHIT SUGAR SHITCUNTING FUCKING A SHITFACE PUNANI COCKSMOKER CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK DIPSHIT ASSHOLE FUCK OFF PISSHOLE ASSFACE WANKSPLAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NAZI CRACKER FUCKSTAIN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TAFFY SHIT GOOK NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT DIPSHIT FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN FUCK NAZI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT LOLCAT STEVE BALLMER INCEST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BULLSHIT CHAV BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLESMOKER FUCK OFF FUCKWIT ANUSCAKE BUTT PIRATE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS COCK DICK TITS POLAK MOCKIE MASTURBATION DOUCHING DAMMIT HOSER BASTARD DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A SLOPE DAMN FUCKING SCUMBUCKET FAGGOT FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN SHIT CUNTBUCKET CANNED QUOTE INJUN ASSWIPE FIRECROTCH WANK HELL GOVERNMENT FILTERS POLAK SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SEMEN FUCKWIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SCUMBAG FUCK YOU I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAGHEAD WANK SHITBALLS WANKSPLAT SON OF A BITCH WANK BEAVER MOCCASINS CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS OFF CANNED QUOTE DICK TITS CUNT DUMBASS BUNG-HOLE BAT FUCK INSANE SUCK MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP BASTARD WANK BUGFUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICKFACE BLUMPKIN FEWMETS GENITALIA PEDOPHILIA BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER INBRED PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH FUCKER COON MONKEY SHIT NIGGER TWAT PISS ARTIST HELL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUTTFUCKER ABO WANK BULLCRAP SHIT COON PIGFUCKER COCKSMOKER ASS FRITZ TOTAL DAMN DAMMIT GOD DAMN BIGNOSE [Insert swear here] SHITE FELLATIO TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY KNOBJOCKEY FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA GYPSY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAP ON A STICK ASSFACE SHIT LIKE A HORSE NIGGER FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER SHITE YOU WANKER SPIC SCUMBUCKET SHIT JUMPING JESUS!!! SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTRAG CUNT CROTCH NECROPHILIA DAMN IT PISS OFF TITS NAZI 666 CRACKER SACRAMENTO DELICIOUS CAKE BUKKAKE INBRED BASTARD CUNTBUCKET DAMN SCUMBAG COLGATE MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER MOCKIE ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD DICKLICK LOLCAT JACKASS SHIT SHIT SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT OUT OF MY DICK TITTYWANK [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT CUNT WANK POO POO BLOWJOB SALISBURY ARSE HO I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF ASSWIPE SUGARTITS CUNNILINGUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKWIT SHITFACE FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKER NIHILISM ASSFACE PISS OFF TAMPONS NIPPLES SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG [expletive deleted] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TESTICLE CHOKE BONG PUNANI BITCH PENISBIRD TURD MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT ASS FUCKBAG TITTIES FUCK FEWMETS FUCK WANKSPLAT COCKSUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ORGASM FUCKWIT TOSSER BENSON SUCKS CLEMEN [Insert swear here] LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITHEAD HITLER SOD OFF CHUFF PEEPEE TITS & DICKS CONAN O'BRIAN ABO SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN WIENER NIPPLES SHITFACE SOD CHAV JOHN SMILEY FACE FRIG SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAP RAT'S COCK DOT HEAD HORSE SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHOLE FRITZ DAMN ASS BUGFUCK NIPPLES BUNG-HOLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PAKI FIRECROTCH BUTT PIRATE SEX RAPE DAMN IT PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SHIT PISSHOLE SEX OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD TWAT ORGASM FUCKING A BEANER NI CHOAD BALL SACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FEWMETS BELGIUM THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ANUSCAKE HELLFUCKER FUCKTARD BOB SAGET ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT COCKSHITTER YOU WANKER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 MAMA MIA NECROPHILIA ARSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK INBRED TAFFY LET'S SHIT FRIG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUCK MY COCK CHENEY WIENER DAMN SEMEN NAZI BONER BASTARD FOUR-EYES SHITHEAD POMMIE I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK DICK TITS BITCH TURD YOGHURT CANNON CUNT HELL MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK CLEMEN FUCK CUNNILINGUS WANK CAMEL JOCKEY DIPSHIT DAMN POLAK JACKASS PENIS DICK TITS SPIC VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN SEX MILF GRINGO DOUCHEBAG Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER and with the TITTIES and his CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE of girraffes in which GIVING HEAD while reading about CUM!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES