Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TAFFY'AUTOFELLATIO'BULLCRAP'DAMN'EPIDIDYMIS'D'OH'PUSSY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHETITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DONKEY DICK, sudden TITS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOLLOCKS or HONKY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOU WANKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTY GO HOME AND DIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PORCUPINE'S BALLS utterFUCKance of socially SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INCEST television programs to address PEEPEE Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is GENITALIA not to be CHOAD confused with FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENIS ON A BUN random EMO disorientation, culturally-FUCKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth VAGINA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLYING FUCK language, BLISTERING BARNACLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING A SCUMBAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky KRAUT souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities RECTUM RAIDER of ANAL DIABETES INCEST garbage.

Darnit.

A IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Polite Note to the BORDER HOPPER Author:

The ASSBANDIT Tourette's REDSKIN Research Institute was CHINK founded to JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TACO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article YOU WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOU WANKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GREASER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers FRIG swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the ASSWIPE bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main TENTACLE RAPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FLYING FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small REDNECK knee MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHING CHONG CHINK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for FEMADOM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SUGAR sufferers to become COCK manically depressed and FUCK commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
• There is no LET'S SHIT cure, and the BONER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse SOD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go ASSHOLE numb and PUSSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM it is without the CUNTBUCKET drug.

I am an active member of a CAPTAIN CRUNCH tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YOU the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "GOATSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHOLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JAP sorry for FIST FUCK "hi-jacking" your DOM DeLUISE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POO POO BLOWJOB this that really TITTIES annoys me. I am working towards a DYKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SUITCASE PENIS, and making fun of a PRICK horrible disorder is (not) PIG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS UP MY ARSE time.

Best RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. JAP Regards to Andrew PISSHOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK MY COCK punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ANAL saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DONKEY DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEACEFUL and FUCKING FUCKFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHOAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POMMIE HORSE! DONKEY DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DONKEY DICK'S HOUSE

How INJUN to GIVING HEAD cure JUNGLE BUNNY the FIST FUCK Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for PISS ARTIST Tourette's HELL Syndrome WIKIPEDIA is LIKE FATHER LIKE SON following FUCK these CLEVELAND STEAMER rules WHORE in NIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature ARSE little ARSE kids,
• 2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within JACKASS SHIT 10 JUMPING JESUS!!!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your HADJI CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK nor YOU WANKER talk,
• 4: Tell INBRED yourself you FLAMING ASS BADGER don't P'KANG have EXTRA LONG PENIS this GREASER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WITH NASTY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DONKEY DICK last straw NIGGER TITS!

I fucking put CLEVELAND STEAMER' my comment at the TOP OF THE NECROPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF KNOBJOCKEY THIS JAP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITHEAD offensive. DOUCHE NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS SHIT people who try ASSCRACK to battle BASTARD'HEIL HITLER! that tight-ass SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 17-year-CRAP ON A STICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PEEPEE it now, but someone said SAND NIGGER' DONKEY DICK FUCKING'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing ASSWIPE matter. Plus there BLUE PENIS! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAT'S ASS Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles TRANNY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLIT stuff. So TAMPON IN MY ASS that means CUNT CRAPPER stop getting mad at the KAFFIR first part too and JAP talking about the PRICK letter that it's O KURWA! mocking (what JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSTUFFER hi self GREASER even made a really COCKSHITTER good point. "It's CLEVELAND STEAMER nothing more BALLS from a head nod to a PUNANI knee tick". CROTCH. Which I'll add SHIT onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAPE suffer that FUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a DICKLICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICK CHICKEN hilarious. If you PENIS Want facts, go on BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HAPPINESS be offended, don't read POLACK the freaking GO HOME AND DIE article anyway.

BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING BULLCRAP GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST CHOAD PORCH MONKEY RAGHEAD GOD DAMN POWERSHIT

ASS POLAK NICARAGUA CLUSTERFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIPPLES I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FRENCH TICKLER DAMN FAG TIMBER NIGGER FAGGOT CLIT WIGGER O KURWA! SCUMBUCKET BIRD SHIT LIMEY GREASER MOCKIE WANKSPLAT FAG ASS LICKER FEMADOM MICK HELL JUSTIN BIEBER ANAL DIABETES DELICIOUS CAKE SUGARTITS CHAV NIGGER POMMIE FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS DAMN IT DOUCHE NAZI RAGHEAD HONKY BOON DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER SCROTUM 4CHAN SCUMBAG WANKER FUCKFUCKFUCK PENISBIRD SHIT CHAV SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT DOUCHE NAZI BITCH DAMMIT MOLDY TITS TWAT BUTTFUCKER SHITE WETBACK STEVE BALLMER NIGGER SEX TOWELHEAD ASSCRACK CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA FUCK YOU BUTT-HOLE JACKASS FUCK SHITFACE FUCKER POOPY SUGARTITS CRAPPY DICK TITS BITCH TRANNY FUCK ORGASM WIENER ASSBANDIT MARGARET THATCHER DOODIE HEAD DOG FUCKER JAP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JOHNNY SLOPE BITCH PUSSY ART METAL PRODUCTS DICK ASSHOLE SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE PENISPENISPENIS!!! PUSSY FUCK OFF GANGBANG WHORE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHMONKEY GOAT DICK CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNTSWILLING PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD BITCH TUBA ASSWIPE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHOAD CHINK BALL SACK JERK OFF DICKHEAD WIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU DAMN BEAVER FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT SHAKOPEE FRIG FASHION BUG HORSE PENIS ORGASM SEX PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BULLSHIT SHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TURD FLYING FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG GARBAGE DAY! DAMN FUCK NUGGET BOOBS MALARKY SEX SLOPE CUNTING ASSCRACK GOATSE POWERSHIT PENIS CHIGGER DICKLICK SHITTY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY SHITTY ASS LICKER DICKLICK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS REBECCA BLACK WOP GOD DAMN CHINK NIGGER MASTURBATION FUCKTARD BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER DOUCHING WHORE PISS FUCKING JUMP! BITCH FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SAGGY TITS FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER GREASER CLEVELAND STEAMER TITTIES ASS COCK I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ TITS BASTARD FUDGEPACKER DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY TAFFY SPIC SMEG OSTRICH MY ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT PIG SHITFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER DICK TITS FUCK OFF OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TITTIES PISS ARTIST GRIS FUCKING A PISS ARTIST FAG MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CUNT FRAK CUNTRAG LOLCAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SEMEN BOOBS YOUR MOM PUSSY RAPE FUCKTARD RAGHEAD WEHATEMARIO FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT BANGKOK ADMINS ARE GAY FUCKWIT BITCH WHORE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE EARS OF CHRIST YOUR MOM MONKEY SHIT TAMPONS TITMOUSE SHITFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FRENCH TICKLER VILLAGE DUMP 1984 PIG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YOU WANK BASTARD DICK CHICKEN FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? I LIKE SCHOOL SAND NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLUSTERFUCK BITCH POLESMOKER FLAMING ASS BADGER BUGGER OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK INJUN HOSER RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS CUNT ARSE JOHN ELWAY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BOOBIES CHOAD KISSER BITCH FUCK BASTARD SEX WHORE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INBRED HELL ASSHAT POTTYMOUTH DIRTY SANCHEZ YOU WANKER SHIT DAMN THONG TASTER HADJI GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE CHINK DUMBASS FUCK SHITFACE WIENER SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN CRAPPY ABO DAMN PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE PIECE OF SHIT HOMO SHITFUCKER FUDGEPACKER FEMADOM SHUT UP, MEG! ASSWIPE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK FUCKER MR WINKLER IS GAY PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUGGER FUCKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA DICK CHIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MONKEY SHIT SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE BOLLOCKS BENSON SUCKS COCK MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH CHAV POLACK FUCKING CLEMEN HELL JACKASS FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE WIGGER BIG FOOT ANAL DIABETES BONG GYPSY ORGASM TURD CHIGGER BEANER COON GREASER HO FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT WANK BEAVER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH CUNT ICE CREAM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ABO YOU WANKER I LIKE SCHOOL JACKASS SHIT CUNT WOP NI FLYING FUCK TWAT GENITALIA [EXPLETIVE] JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JAP TWAT CLIT HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE HOMO FLAMING ASS BADGER CHICKEN SHIT HO WETBACK KAFFIR ORGASM ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTT-HOLE CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ WOP FUCKTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPON IN MY ASS ORGASM ALEX TREBEK FROG'S FAT ASS SON OF A BITCH COCK CRAPMUNCHER JIGGABOO SHITHEAD BIGNOSE SEMEN JIGGABOO CUNT ASSWIPE DAMN HELL BAT FUCK INSANE INJUN MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CROTCH JERK OFF RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU CLEMEN BUGGER OFF NAZI MILF HORSE PENIS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT WOP BIRD SHIT SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WINDOWS VISTA SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY CROTCH FRAK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FOUR-EYES SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL DILDO BOOBS CHOAD KISSER SHITHEAD NI SHITCOCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT BASTARD CUNTSWILLING REDNECK FUCKWIT SUCK A BIG DICK CHOAD KISSER BALL SACK COCKSUCKER BITCH FUCKSTAIN DAMN NORTH KOREA BIRD SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITFACE COON ASSRAMMER MOCKIE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHAKOPEE SOD OFF PENISBIRD GREASER WANK LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES ASSFACE SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCKING GRIS NIGNOG TOSSER INJUN FUCK A DUCK YUKY DOODY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PIG WANK PEDOPHILIA DOG SHIT GANGBANG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS DAMN FELLATIO SUCK MY DICK BUGFUCK ORGASM FUCK YOU FUCKFACE YOU WANKER THIS IS SPARTA! DICKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH SHITFACE P'KANG TURD MARGARET THATCHER CRAPFUCKER GANGBANG LENS CRAFTERS ASSHAT CLEMEN FUCKBAG ASSHOLE PIGFUCKER SHIT CUNT HELL DOUCHE RAPE WOP COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHETITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS FRED PHELPS ASS WILLY WONKA DICKHEAD SCROTUM ASSRAPING CHRISTHUMPER NIPPLES FUCK FUCKING A WETBACK ASS JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO PISSHOLE SHIT BRITNEY ORGASM BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT SHIT FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH MICK PISS UP MY ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS CLIT TRANNY SPANK THE MONKEY GOBSHITE DAGO BATMAN & ROBIN BALL SACK DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! SHIT FUCKER ASSFACE FAG PIG SHITSLINGING BELLEND PAKI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUNE COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HENTAI DAMN ASSWIPE RUSTY TROMBONE DEVELOPERS! AUTOFELLATIO CUNTBUCKET JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING HORSE PENIS ASSHAT BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S COCK GOAT DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS WANKSPLAT CONDOMS SHAKOPEE SMILES BUKKAKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BATMAN & ROBIN BITCH SEMEN CROTCH SHIT BONER DEVELOPERS! KAFFIR MOZILLA FIREFOX DEVELOPERS! FUCKING A MARGARET THATCHER EDITABLE DYK PIGS MIGHT FLY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAPE WIENER FELCHING PENIS BANGKOK DOUCHE NEGRO INJUN DICKFACE LIMEY BOOBS ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK KIDDY FIDDLER TITWANK FENCE JUMPER BLUMPKIN PISS OFF CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITCUNTING FUCK YOU PENIS GYPSY BULLSHIT RADIO FREE LUNCH SHIT RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSCRACK NIGGER BUGFUCK BALLS EMO GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER VAGINA TOTAL RAT'S ASS JERRY THIS IS SPARTA! CARPET MUNCHER QUEEF GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG FUCK YOU FUCKING A CUNNILINGUS DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE ORGASM PAKI DIPSHIT BITCH CHRISTMAS TREES DAMN ASSCRACK DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TOWELHEAD BEANER BITCH RAT'S COCK SEX FELLATIO HELL WETBACK LOLCAT JOHN SMILEY FACE POTTYMOUTH CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHING WIENER CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD BONER PENIS ON A BUN ARSE BIRD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOG SHIT HOMO KRAUT MOCKIE BASTARD NECROPHILIA EMO FROG DOUCHE FUCKFACE TITWANK ASSCRACK ASSFACE DYKE TENTACLE RAPE DAMN TITWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHEBAG RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE BONG CHIGGER HELL COCKSMOKER DICK CHICKEN KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCROTUM and with the FUCK and his COCK of girraffes in which WEHATEMARIO while reading about GRASS MUD HORSE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DILDO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FAGGOT