Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NECROPHILIA'VAGINA'DONKEY PUNCHER'LENS CRAFTERS'REDSKIN'CLIT'GOD BLESS AMERICA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a VAGINA look at the FUCKING talk page of this YOGHURT CANNON article for notes or discussion before BLUE PENIS! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUGGER OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTT PIRATE, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SAND NIGGER or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITTIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ABO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITSKIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKFACE utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRACKER television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

SLOPE Tourette's is JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with ASSCRACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GARBAGE DAY! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFACE random FRED PHELPS disorientation, culturally-BAD MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JOHNNY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ABO language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSMOKER quantities CRAPMUNCHER of ANAL DIABETES CHUFF garbage.

Darnit.

A MONKEY SHIT Polite Note to the TOWELHEAD Author:

The SHITCOCK Tourette's POLACK Research Institute was DAMN founded to MASTURBATION.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSLINGING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSCRACK article FROG'S FAT ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOOK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEDOPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRENCH TICKLER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette's sufferers POLAK swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
• The main SEX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SOD OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PICKANINNY knee GOD DAMMIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TAMPONS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MASTURBATION cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BLUMPKIN school for SCUMBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSEBADGERS sufferers to become EXTRA LONG PENIS manically depressed and NORTH KOREA commit COCKING FUCKBOROUGH suicide.
• There is no GOD DAMN cure, and the FUCKTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMMIT tics often have adverse FUCK YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SOD OFF perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go BELLEND numb and SPICY CUNT FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than TRANNY it is without the BRITNEY drug.

I am an active member of a PISS tourette syndrome RAT'S COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SON OF A BITCH the FRENCH TICKLER public view of Tourettes as a "WALRUS SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUTTFUCKER sorry for COCKSTUFFER "hi-jacking" your RAGHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REDNECK this that really FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a MOTHERFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSEBADGERS, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) WIENER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BONER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BEAVER Regards to Andrew NAZI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The FLYING RAT'S ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can HELL punch him if you ASS want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough MUGABE'S MOMMA problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKFACE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my SNUFF PORN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTT PIRATE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and JACK ABRAMOFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DIPSHIT BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MASTURBATION HORSE! BUTT PIRATE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTT PIRATE'S HOUSE

How GRAPE PENIS to PEARL NECKLACE cure SCROTUM the BITCH Tourette's O CANADA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCUMBUCKET for HO Tourette's SHITE Syndrome HUMAN RIGHTS is QUEEF following ORGASM these FUCKSTAIN rules CLEMEN in FUCKING FUCKFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid SHITBALLS immature SHIT little PISS OFF kids,
• 2: Count to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD within NI 10 NIPPLESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHOLE TIT SPRINKLES CHICKEN SHIT nor RECTUM RAIDER talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHEBAG yourself you GARBAGE DAY! don't GANGBANG have PIECE OF SHIT this SHITFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PUNANI WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTT PIRATE last straw SHITFUCKER!

I fucking put SMEG' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOG SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICK TITS the TOP OF SHITE THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSCRACK offensive. BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAGO people who try ALEX TREBEK to battle BULLSHIT'TOWELHEAD that tight-ass SHITE 17-year-JACK ABRAMOFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' TITTYWANK FUCK'DICKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLEVELAND STEAMER is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there HO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LOGJAMMER Uncyclopedia, there are TWAT articles D'OH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TAMPON IN MY ASS stuff. So ASS that means SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS stop getting mad at the SEMEN first part too and TWAT talking about the BIGNOSE letter that it's NEOPETS mocking (what TESTICLE CHOKE letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian DEVELOPERS! hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really ASS FASCIST good point. "It's MOCKIE nothing more HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". FRENCH TICKLER. Which I'll add MALARKY onto POMMIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKFACE suffer that FUDGEPACKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS be, because if I were a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on FUCK OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELCHMONKEY be offended, don't read SOD OFF the freaking DICKHEAD article anyway.

BIGNOSE FUCKING JUMP! TITTIES PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD COCKSHITTER ASSCRACK BOON POISON IN TOOTHPASTE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU

BUGGER OFF CUNT BAT FUCK INSANE DICKLICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER GOBSHITE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BLOWJOB PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD TACO SHITHEAD BUGFUCK SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT VAGINA JACKASS ARSE YOU WANKER CUNT FLYING FUCK FELCHING HELL SHITBALLS TOWELHEAD RAGHEAD BUKKAKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTY BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER ASS GREASER DICKFACE DICKLICK DIRTY SANCHEZ I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT GOOK NAZI PISS ASSCRACK NIPPLES NORTH KOREA WHORE CUNTRAG DUMBASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIENER FUCKING BELLEND HENTAI SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST SHIT DICKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FAGGOT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER EMO BUKKAKE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHOAD KISSER TWISTY VAGINA BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWISTY VAGINA WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS JERK OFF POLESMOKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUTT PIRATE RECTUM RAIDER FUCK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS RAPE CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS FELCHING ASSHAT ANAL FRIG BOOBIES SCUMBAG CROTCH FUCKING JUMP! DICKLICK POMMIE WIENER REBECCA BLACK JUNGLE BUNNY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOON NORTH KOREA CLIT REDNECK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK REDNECK SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN SHITTY KAFFIR PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD PUSSY TITS BIGNOSE ABO DICKLICK RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU SHITFACE POMMIE DOT HEAD HORSE SHIT BOOBIES HELL COCKSUCKER COCKSHITTER CHIGGER CUNT TUBA ORGASM SLOPE COCK THIS IS SPARTA! BUTTFUCKER RAPE YID WIGGER SAND NIGGER INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHING VAGINA TITS BONER GREASER FU SPANG SHITFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME YID WANK BASTARD ORGASM BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK PEARL NECKLACE CRAPFUCKER MOLDY TITS CHENEY SHITE PENIS O CANADA [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT MACACA SHITE SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKBAG TITS RECTUM RAIDER PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS HATE HATE HAT SOD OFF SOD TOSSER CLEMEN ASS CUNTBUCKET JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK A DUCK FUCK YOU INBRED RAGHEAD SHITCUNTING TARTAR SAUCE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GENITALIA THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES FUCK OFF WANK WANK GIVING HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN ASSRAMMER CHINK CUNT BUKKAKE YOU WANKER FUCKING ORGASM CUNT BOLLOCKS FELLATIO BITCH ASSRAPING WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER ASSCRACK CLIT FUCK NUGGET SHITPISSER KRAUT OSTRICH MY ASS RAPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER BRITNEY INCEST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITCOCK FUCKING CUNT BULLSHIT FUCK BONER WANK YOGHURT CANNON COMMUNIST DILDO YOU WANKER GOD DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACKASS GYPSY RUSTY TROMBONE CRAP 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN FUCKING A CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NIGGER TITS FUCK YOU SHITE SON OF A BITCH BALLS FUCK BITCH SHIT ASS CROTCH DAMN PEARL NECKLACE MARGARET THATCHER SEMEN DOUCHING DELICIOUS CAKE FENCE JUMPER DOUCHING SUCK MY DICK CONDOMS FLYING FUCK DOUCHING GYPSY LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU SHITHEAD JENKEM RECTUM RAIDER FASHION BUG DUMBASS DICKHEAD JIZZ WANKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! INCEST PISS ARTIST BALLS SPIC ASSWIPE WANK BIGNOSE SHITSKIN SHITSLINGING FELCHMONKEY PIXIES FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TOSSER ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER PISS FUCKHEAD ASSHAT BONER FUCK A DUCK CLEMEN WINDOWS VISTA MOLDY TITS BUTTFUCKER WANK ASS LICKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SCUMBAG PUNANI RAT'S COCK MONKEY BALLS RICK MORANIS PENIS ON A STICK D'OH CONDOMS FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF FUDGEPACKER TITWANK CUNT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE MILF ANUSCAKE PAKI GRAPE PENIS DICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BITCH ASS DAMMIT BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITWANK MAMA MIA WIKIPEDIA D'OH BOOBS BENCH PRESS KNOBJOCKEY SHIT FUCK YOU BULLSHIT FUCK FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE ASS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? TAMPONS DAMN DONGSHOVER SHITBALLS TITS KNOBJOCKEY DAMN MACACA FUCKER YOU WANKER DONKEY DICK SHIT HELL PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING CONDOMS NAZI BULLSHIT FUCKING JUMP! PEARL NECKLACE GIVING HEAD OSTRICH MY ASS BUKKAKE HELL GOD BLESS AMERICA FELCHING DAMN AMERICA ONLINE BOB SAGET RAPE [Insert silly non-swear here] SLOPE WHORE VENEREAL DISEASE TITTIES FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE INCEST ASS ASS WIKIPEDIA FUCKING JAP MOTHERFUCKER PENIS HOMO BASTARD DAMMIT PISS SHIT SCUMBAG BITCH WIENER FUCK KNOBJOCKEY WIGGER FUCK MOCCASINS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD SHITHEAD RAGHEAD BOLLOCKS BOOBS RAGHEAD PUNANI SCUMBAG HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT HELL 30 CASES OF PICKLES POLACK WETBACK BALLS BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK EDITABLE DYK JACKASS CONDOMS FUCK YOU SCROTUM CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO CHUFF O CANADA WEHATEMARIO TUBA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SAND NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK OFF CHINK BASTARD CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN FUCKFACE SHITPISSER DIRTY SANCHEZ BELLEND TITS COON FELLATIO BITCH NIGGER CHIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LENS CRAFTERS DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE O KURWA! EXTRA LONG PENIS CC PLZ HITLER ANAL NIPPLES DAMN ANAL TWO-INCH PENIS ASS FASCIST JAP O KURWA! WEHATEMARIO BOLLOCKS ASS I WILL END YOU! COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER DAMN COMMUNISM IS STUPID ASSHAT FUCK FROG SPANK THE MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE FRITZ GOD DAMN FUCKER ARSE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING JUMP! 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DIPSHIT FUCK YOU RAPE TAMPONS GOAT DICK DOUCHE FAGGOT DUMBASS JACKASS 666 WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS BULLCRAP TAMPON IN MY ASS I WILL KILL YOU! REBECCA BLACK BOOBS SPUNK SHITFACE SHIT FUCK SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT SEX TOSSER TOSSER GRIS FUCKING JUMP! MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF DUMBASS BOOBIES DICKLICK CRAPFUCKER BUTT PIRATE CLIT O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER WHORE BENSON SUCKS DYKE COCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PIG GENITALIA TITWANK FUCKSTAIN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE VAGINA TITMOUSE I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JENKEM DONKEY DICK CUNTRAG CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAGO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIKIPEDIA FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU FUCKWIT BITCH CROTCH WALRUS SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU PUSSYLICKER FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK FU SPANG CRAPMUNCHER ARSE BLUMPKIN DUMBASS MILF FELCHING GOD DAMMIT WIENER BELLEND YOU WANKER ASSWIPE MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MONKEY SHIT SAND NIGGER WANKSPLAT JOHN SMILEY FACE PRICK RAT'S ASS SPIC PEDOPHILIA SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES GIVING HEAD INBRED SHITE POOPY ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELLATIO ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH TONY LA RUSSA ORGASM SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! TITTIES ARSE DICKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK COON COMMUNION WAFER GOD DAMMIT IN SACREMENT JERRY ORGASM COON SHIT ASSCRACK DOUCHETITS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INCEST WANK FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

PUSSY HELL FUCKFACE WANKER NIGGER TITS JACK OFF SEX BENSON SUCKS YID RAT'S ASS WANK BASTARD FRITZ DAMN CONDOMS EMO FUCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the ASSFACE and his CAUCASIANS of girraffes in which BOOBS while reading about ROSIE O'DONNELL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SCROTUM