Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER'ASS'INBRED'ASSBANDIT'GOBSHITE'JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK'DICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TURD look at the FEMADOM talk page of this JERRY article for notes or discussion before NAZI editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMMIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BELLEND characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS OFF or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSTUFFER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MASTURBATION utterFUCKance of socially GANGBANG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INBRED television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

TITS & DICKS Tourette's is DOUCHETITS not to be SHITTY confused with JIZZ Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUTTFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S ASS random MARCH OF FLAMES disorientation, culturally-CHRISTHUMPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRAPFUCKER language, CHOAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFUCKER FUCKING A of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities COCKSMOKER of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A WETBACK Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The PISS ARTIST Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was HIGH WAGES founded to CRAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your QUEEF article TAMPONS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DYKE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT swear. You can MOCKIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TV, for always focusing on the I WILL END YOU! bad side of a terrible DOM DeLUISE thing.
• The main RANDY TRAVIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BENCH PRESS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee SAGGY TITS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSHAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSHITTER school for FELCHING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become AMERICA ONLINE manically depressed and ASS FASCIST commit GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS suicide.
• There is no CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cure, and the BULLCRAP drugs that are available to, "calm" the RICK MORANIS tics often have adverse PUNANI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JERK OFF perodol" which caused my entire TITTYWANK body to go DICK numb and DIPSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMNATION it is without the URINE-GARGLING drug.

I am an active member of a PORCH MONKEY tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMMIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am KAFFIR sorry for ASSWIPE "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BAD MOTHERFUCKER this that really FUCK YOU annoys me. I am working towards a FELCHING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GREASER, and making fun of a HITLER horrible disorder is (not) D'OH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best BOB SAGET regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. COCKSMOKER Regards to Andrew PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The PUSSY bastard who wrote this article. You can TACO punch him if you CHRIS CHAN want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PENIS saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIPSHIT and BEAVER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CROTCH BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CONAN O'BRIAN HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How FUCKING A to TAFFY cure RAT'S ASS the SHITBALLS Tourette's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MONKEY SHIT for ASS Tourette's SPIC Syndrome CHICKEN SHIT is ASSCRACK following WANKER these WETBACK rules SHITFACE in WINDOWS VISTA order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS SHIT immature BUTTFUCKER little COMMUNIST DILDO kids,
• 2: Count to SMILES within COCK 10 NEGROseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTT PIRATE PISSHOLE TITS & DICKS nor SHITE talk,
• 4: Tell SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS yourself you VENEREAL DISEASE don't GIVING HEAD have BUTTFUCKER this DOUCHETITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS!

I fucking put CHRISTHUMPER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNTRAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS FASCIST the TOP OF WANK THIS WIKIPEDIA RULES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SPUNK offensive. POOPOO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try MASTURBATION to battle HELL'NECROPHILIA that tight-ass ARSE 17-year-DIRTY SANCHEZ—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK it now, but someone said TWAT' COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH'FUCKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLEMEN is a laughing CHENEY matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TOWELHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are YOU WANKER articles WIENER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BIRD SHIT stuff. So MASTURBATION that means COCK stop getting mad at the JACKASS SHIT first part too and BEAVER talking about the DOUCHING letter that it's FLYING FUCK mocking (what TURD letter? I don't even know what FUCKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS ARTIST hi self SUGARTITS even made a really LIMEY good point. "It's SCUMBAG nothing more DOUCHE from a head nod to a BONER knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add SHITE onto ASSRAPING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't KAFFIR suffer that PISSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BAT FUCK INSANE be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BULLSHIT hilarious. If you BOYCOTT VIACOM! Want facts, go on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll O CANADA be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking TITS article anyway.

DONKEY DICK BITCH JIGGABOO DOUCHETITS PISS ARTIST BITCH LAKE TITICACA NAZI BONER DICK TITS

HORSE PENIS BASTARD CHINA IS CAPITALIST GRIS ARSEBADGERS DAMN PISS ARTIST CHIGGER [expletive deleted] [EXPLETIVE] ASS DIPSHIT POOPOO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST BITCH PUSSY MASTURBATION NECROPHILIA FRIG BITCH TURD DIPSHIT FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES GIVING HEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICK ANAL SHIT RAPE GYPSY MILF REDSKIN YID DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PORCH MONKEY QUEEF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK SOD OFF WOP FIST FUCK ASSFACE ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG TITTIES CUNT COCKSTUFFER GRAPE PENIS JOHN ELWAY ASS CUNT LAPPER SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS CUNT DOUCHE DELICIOUS CAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITE HOT GRITS CHOAD CUNNILINGUS DAMN BEAVER WHITE RIGHTS VENEREAL DISEASE BOYCOTT VIACOM! SPUNK BLUE PENIS! PIKACHU CUNTING ASSCRACK JAP YUKY DOODY FRED PHELPS NIGNOG O KURWA! BASTARD DAMNATION PEEPEE SHITE CRAPMUNCHER WEHATEMARIO PAKI INCEST MALARKY YOU WANKER NI PORCH MONKEY CUNT DICKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT REDNECK WANK BITCH PENISPENISPENIS!!! JIGGABOO BASTARD PIG BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD WANK ASSRAPING YID PISSHOLE JOHNNY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WIENER DAMN ASS TITWANK YID CROTCH HOSER CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL FOREIGN CURRENCY SHITE CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD ASSWIPE HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNTBUCKET DAMN CUM JAP POMMIE SHITFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE I WILL KILL YOU! PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT EPIDIDYMIS GO HOME AND DIE SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLIDE BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF SHIT SHAKOPEE KIKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK CUNT LAPPER GOD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA CAMEL JOCKEY DUMBASS CUNT JACKASS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ANAL DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK ASS BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU RICK MORANIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN PUSSY CUNT FUDGEPACKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR KU KLUX KLAN LET'S SHIT JACKASS BUKKAKE SHITTY SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITTIES NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET BULLCRAP EPIDIDYMIS AUTOFELLATIO WIENER DONALD RUMSFELD SAMUEL L. JACKSON KU KLUX KLAN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] PISS MARGARET THATCHER VAGINA POMMIE BOB SAGET FUCK FUCKFACE DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE WANK SHIT DICKHEAD INCEST BAT FUCK INSANE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLISTERING BARNACLES WOODPECKERSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE FELLATIO DOG SHIT FUCK YOU CUNT DICK CHICKEN WIENER FUCKWIT RAPE DAMMIT SHITSKIN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHING JUNGLE BUNNY WIENER PISS DOT HEAD CONDOMS BOLLOCKS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIRTY SANCHEZ 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LIMEY FAGGOT FUCKTARD SHITTY GOBSHITE PRICK NIPPLES DAMN MOTHERFUCKER WHORE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PEARL NECKLACE BITCH BUTTFUCKER VAGINA TITMOUSE FUCKTARD PRICK TOSSER CUNT TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER BEANER COLGATE SHIT JERRY WHORE FUCK INBRED FUCK PENIS FUCKING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAT'S ASS DUNE COON RANDY TRAVIS BUTTFUCKER RAPE PISS FU SPANG LET'S SHIT FUCK FUCK OFF WINDOWS VISTA WOMEN'S RIGHTS MACACA SHITFUCKER DICKLICK JACK OFF JOHN ELWAY CUM BASTARD BULLSHIT ASSCRACK SOD OFF SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER HORSE PENIS CHUFF FUCK MOCKIE SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH RAT'S COCK FUDGEPACKER DAMN JAP NAZI SACRAMENTO SEMEN GENITALIA DUNE COON SHITSLIDE TACO DAMN SAND NIGGER SEMEN LIMEY FUDGEPACKER WANK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CONAN O'BRIAN SHITSLIDE VAGINA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LENS CRAFTERS SLOPE DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK MAMA MIA SHITFACE KAFFIR DOG FUCKER BUGGER OFF SHIT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY JACKASS SHIT BALLS ALEX TREBEK DAMMIT suck my mothers MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH AY-AY-AY FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFACE WHORE DAMN FUCKSTAIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITE PRICK DAMN MICK BULLSHIT TWISTY VAGINA DOG SHIT JOHNNY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITE BELLEND REDSKIN FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST DUNE COON SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE [expletive deleted] BUNG-HOLE TITS & DICKS HUMAN RIGHTS RICK MORANIS FUCK SHITE DYKE WIENER TITWANK ASSFACE FASHION BUG CAMEL JOCKEY CLIT BALLS YID JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JUNGLE BUNNY FEWMETS HELL CLIT FUCK YOU ASS BULLCRAP ASSWIPE ASSFACE DICKLICK COCKSMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER JACK OFF BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAGO CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT PUNANI DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD MOCKIE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TIMBER NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE DICKFACE FUCKWIT HELLFIRE VAGINA MARY WHITEHOUSE DOT HEAD CRAP CARPET MUNCHER SUCK MY DICK PISSHOLE PISS OFF SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMMIT BELGIUM DICKLICK CUNT JACKASS SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE TITTIES BASTARD GOD DAMN FREE ELECTIONS GOBSHITE ASS FASCIST BLUE PENIS! FELLATIO POMMIE O KURWA! DILDO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN STEVE BALLMER PUSSYLICKER SHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAMEL JOCKEY CECIL JOHN RHODES GOD DAMMIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKER DAMN JERRY JAP PORCH MONKEY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AAAAAAAAA! SEMEN ASS ASSFACE WIENER KRAUT FROG COLGATE CLIT NECROPHILIA FUCKBAG BUKKAKE CLIT COCK NORTH KOREA DICKFACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FELCHING BITCH CUNT PIG TITTYWANK ORGASM DAGO BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING A ASS SHITFACE FAG PISS OFF MY ASS LAKE TITICACA DAMNATION BIRD SHIT ASSHAT CROTCH BUKKAKE FRENCH TICKLER SHITPISSER ASS ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BOOBS O KURWA! TWAT HELL FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEAVER POMMIE SHITBALLS PEARL NECKLACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOT HEAD JACK OFF TOWELHEAD SHIT SHIT ANUSCAKE ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITTY BALLS FRITZ TITS & DICKS FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE YID HONKY FUCKFACE FUCK A DUCK KRAUT BALL SACK HOMO MALARKY DILDO NICARAGUA FUCK NUGGET ASS BORDER HOPPER INBRED CUNTYMINTS DOUCHING I WILL KILL YOU! ASS WANK BITCH FUCKING NIGNOG FUCKSTAIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POLESMOKER CLUSTERFUCK ASS FLYING FUCK SUCK MY DICK FUCKWIT COCK HELL BULLCRAP SHITFACE BOB SAGET CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER REDNECK BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSCRACK HONKY WOP JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MONKEY SHIT FLYING FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG PUNANI TITS INBRED PRICK VAGINA TAFFY BENSON SUCKS DOG FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT CLIT POLESMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JELLY BEANS SHITCUNTING BUGGER OFF WANKSPLAT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHOAD KISSER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA MONKEY'S UNCLE AY-AY-AY ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT SHIT FUCK DAMN PISS UP MY ARSE PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU LAKE TITICACA SEX TACO FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE WHORE HATE HATE HAT BORDER HOPPER DICK CHICKEN PORCH MONKEY STRAWBERRY ASS BULLCRAP I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE I'LL RAPE YOU SEMEN CAMEL FUCKER DAMN YOU WANKER EXTRA LONG PENIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK HELL EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL TOTAL SPUNK BOOBS MOSES FUCKER DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS HOSER SEX FUCKER ASSFACE ASSFACE FUCK FENCE JUMPER TITTYWANK GYPSY MILF CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKER POLACK THONG TASTER FAGGOT PISS OFF MY ASS CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BITCH FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING A CRACKER LET'S SHIT EUROIPODS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CC PLZ PAKI CLEMEN FELLATIO INCEST YUKY DOODY PENIS COON CLUSTERFUCK ABO RAT'S COCK PISS UP MY ARSE JACKASS SHIT KAFFIR ASSRAPING JACKASS GOAT DICK RAPE SHIT NI PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD NIPPLES PISS OFF FRED PHELPS SCUMBAG GOD DAMN SPIC SAMUEL L. JACKSON IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! CUNTBUCKET NAZI ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER PUNANI CULT OF THE DEAD COW NIGGER DAMN JIGGABOO CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FUCKWIT WIENER ASS FRAK BONER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES TACO YOUR MOM PICKANINNY VAGINA WHORE BONER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! COCKSHITTER HELL KNOBJOCKEY SCUMBUCKET MONKEY SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKFACE ANAL CLEVELAND STEAMER GINGERBREAD SHITSLIDE RAT'S ASS SEMEN CUNNILINGUS COCKSUCKER CRAP ON A STICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOOK PISS NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK RECTUM RAIDER POMMIE KAFFIR TAMPON IN MY ASS GREASER FRITZ DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL WANK ABO JOHN SMILEY FACE FELCHING SUGARTITS SHITBALLS TITTIES DELICIOUS CAKE DAMMIT TITTIES PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS HUMAN RIGHTS PRICK NICARAGUA PICKANINNY MOCCASINS CUM FELCHING DICKFACE WHORE SHOOP DA WHOOP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP O CANADA CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD COCKGOBLIN HOSER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOYCOTT VIACOM! ANAL DIABETES SEMEN MICK SHIT FUCKFACE YOUR MOM CUNNILINGUS FENCE JUMPER DIPSHIT CHIGGER MOLDY TITS NIGNOG EMO VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD DILDO KIKE DAMN CHICKEN SHIT ASS TITTIES GRAPE PENIS WANKER COCKSMOKER POWERSHIT SEMEN YID FUCKER DUMBASS ASS BUTTFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHUFF OH SHI– KAFFIR CHOLERA IS FUN! PISS UP MY ARSE FLYING FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS CONDOMS RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH ASSWIPE DAMMIT O CANADA TAMPONS BUKKAKE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS CRAPPY VAGINA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTBUCKET CLEMEN I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PAKI BUGGER OFF GYPSY PISSHOLE BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER MALARKY GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS JACK OFF KIDDY FIDDLER INJUN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS PRICK SHITFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GANGBANG CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE PISS ARTIST SHITFACE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS SHITBALLS BITCH JIGGABOO TIMBER NIGGER SHAKOPEE NIHILISM DUMBASS OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING FUCK LOGJAMMER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NEGRO KRAUT NI DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT DIPSHIT BONER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! YOU WANKER SIGMUND FREUD BUTT PIRATE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ANUSCAKE PISS ARTIST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK YOU NIGNOG BOOBS BITCH HELLFIRE FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT NI RAT'S ASS BELGIUM NICARAGUA DOG SHIT SACRED CAMEL FUCKER ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY BALLS BUKKAKE INBRED ASSHOLE SPIC DAMN JENKEM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WETBACK INJUN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CLEMEN ASSHAT INBRED Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the DAMN and his WIENER of girraffes in which IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! while reading about PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PRINCE PHILIP also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DIPSHIT