Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKTARD'WANKER'KNOBJOCKEY'FELLATIO'30 CASES OF PICKLES'POLAK'BORDER HOPPER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder LET'S SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAGO, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or FELCHING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF A BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SOD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SEMEN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YOUR MOM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHRISTHUMPER BALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCUMBAG utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COCK television programs to address BUGGER OFF Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is THONG TASTER not to be SHIT confused with FRAK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-FRAK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local REBECCA BLACK language, MALL SANTA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUGFUCK HAIL SATAN! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES HORSE PENIS garbage.

Darnit.

A LOLCAT Polite Note to the DOODIE HEAD Author:

The SCUMBAG Tourette's CUNTBUCKET Research Institute was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! founded to WIENER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WILLY WONKA article BOB SAGET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JUSTIN BIEBER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DISSIDENTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CROTCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFUCKFUCK swear. You can COCKSHITTER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK OFF TV, for always focusing on the KNOBJOCKEY bad side of a terrible HOMO thing.
• The main IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CONDOMS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHEBAG knee IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes AAAAAAAAA! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at KAFFIR school for TOSSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLACK sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE commit FIRECROTCH suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRIMETHINK tics often have adverse GRINGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHUT UP, MEG! perodol" which caused my entire DONKEY DICK body to go SHITE numb and FUCK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKHEAD it is without the TWAT drug.

I am an active member of a JOHNNY tourette syndrome GOBSHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FASHION BUG the PUSSY public view of Tourettes as a "MARY WHITEHOUSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITCUNTING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIECE OF SHIT sorry for DOUCHE "hi-jacking" your CHAV entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a TURD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITBALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KIKE, and making fun of a FELCHMONKEY horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best LET'S SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTRAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. DAMN IT Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The BIGNOSE bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you FLYING RAT'S ASS want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS ARTIST saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAGO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIKIPEDIA and DICKLICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CLIT BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FELLATIO HORSE! DAGO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAGO'S HOUSE

How PISSHOLE to POLACK cure SHIT the PISS Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for YOU WANKER Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is JOHNNY following DEVELOPERS! these AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI rules I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL in SON OF A BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid CHRISTHUMPER immature SHITPISSER little NIGGER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKER within FUCKER 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BONER SHITSLINGING DAMN nor COON talk,
• 4: Tell COMMUNIST DILDO yourself you MOTHERFUCKER don't JOHN SMILEY FACE have FUCK this PISS UP MY ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FELLATIO WITH NASTY SHITCOCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WEHATEMARIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAGO last straw BOB SAGET!

I fucking put Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!' my comment at the TOP OF THE SUCK A BIG DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JENKEM the TOP OF BOOBS THIS CHING CHONG CHINK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUKKAKE offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PUSSYLICKER people who try NIGGER to battle BOOBS'FUCKER that tight-ass KIKE 17-year-BUGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said CHIGGER' HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER'RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HORSE SHIT is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PORCH MONKEY Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS articles TIT DIRT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOUCHE stuff. So POTTYMOUTH that means DAMN stop getting mad at the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK first part too and HENTAI talking about the MOCCASINS letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what NIGGER letter? I don't even know what PISS OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian EAT MY SHIT! hi self FUCKING JUMP! even made a really 666 good point. "It's WIGGER nothing more DICKFACE from a head nod to a FLYING RAT'S ASS knee tick". RAT'S COCK. Which I'll add WANK onto EAT MY SHIT! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCUMBAG suffer that TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUNE COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JACK OFF be, because if I were a DOT HEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INBRED hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll THONG TASTER be offended, don't read BIGNOSE the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.

HEIL HITLER! FUCK DAMN FUCK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGNOG REDSKIN COON RECTUM RAIDER

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FUCKING SOD OFF TWO-INCH PENIS HELL SHITE JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHETITS JENKEM REDNECK ARSEBADGERS DICKHEAD BUKKAKE SHITHEAD BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE INCEST CUM FRITZ ASS ICE CREAM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PIG CUNTRAG SHITFACE FUCKER BULLSHIT BALL SACK SEMEN PENIS TWAT BONER VENEREAL DISEASE DAMNATION HELLFIRE ARSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH GOD DAMN NI PIG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MICK TAMPONS SHITE BITCH PISS BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER ASS DOUCHING NEGRO CUNT LAPPER BULLSHIT DICKFACE TOTAL BUGFUCK ASSWIPE TITTIES COCKSMOKER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKING CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT MACACA TWO-INCH PENIS DICKFACE TITS BATHING SUIT AREA WANKER MOCCASINS DIPSHIT PRICK YOU WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY DAGO VANDALISM IS COOL FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT PRICK FUCKTARD CHOAD KISSER BOOBS FELCHING GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH DICK GOOK SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING DAMN TWAT PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS PENIS NAZI JACKASS DUMBASS PENIS ON A BUN JERK OFF [Insert swear here] SHIT TITTYWANK GOVERNMENT FILTERS DAMN DEVELOPERS! HELLFUCKER GOD DAMMIT JIZZ PISS OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK HUEY P. NEWTON PRICK FUCKING JUMP! FUCK YOU ASSWIPE ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIKIPEDIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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CUNTSWILLING BATHING SUIT AREA CUNTYMINTS QUEEF FUCKER SCUMBUCKET BOOBIES MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTSWILLING TWO-INCH PENIS BOOBIES BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BEAVER WANK TITTYWANK SUNSHINE CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY CUNT BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN ASS DOG SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY RAGHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK REBECCA BLACK DAMN BOLLOCKS PORCH MONKEY NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH BOOBIES CHINK GANGBANG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MACACA FUCK OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK CUNT FLYING FUCK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FUCKING A JAP DAMN JACKASS FRIG KIKE JIGGABOO SHUT UP, MEG! 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FUDGEPACKER FUCKING A D'OH FUCK YOU FUCK NIPPLES SOAPY TITWANK SHIT SOD PORCH MONKEY HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD CUNTYMINTS EXTRA LONG PENIS BOB SAGET BALLS SHITCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER ASS PENIS SAGGY TITS JAP SHITCOCK HITLER CUNT HORSE SHIT THONG TASTER WANK FUCK JIZZ WILLY WONKA SUCK A BIG DICK FIRECROTCH DICKFACE WANKER DICK CHIGGER TOSSER SUCK MY COCK BALLS SHITCUNTING DAMN DAMN FUCKTARD PUSSY MARCH OF FLAMES WHORE DIPSHIT COCKGOBLIN BALLS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT BIGNOSE ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST GYPSY CRAP ON A STICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT CRAPPER COLGATE DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT DAMN O CANADA FLYING FUCK SEX MASTURBATION TWAT FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE MARGARET THATCHER SOD [EXPLETIVE] JERRY TOTAL DOUCHEBAG COCKSMOKER GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMN GYPSY ASS FUCK YOU TRANNY GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOCKIE SHIT GOAT DICK CHOAD SHIT FUCKSTAIN CONAN O'BRIAN GENITALIA O CANADA TOTAL BITCH KRAUT CHUFF CUNNILINGUS JIGGABOO CUNTYMINTS FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY FUCKING SHITCUNTING [expletive deleted] AUTOFELLATIO BITCH PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE NIGGER VAGINA RAPE GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT DAMN SHITSLINGING MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! LET'S SHIT COCKSUCKER I WILL END YOU! RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD ASSHAT [expletive deleted] CHENEY ALEX TREBEK SHIT PRICK BITCH CRACKER TAMPONS CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER CHOAD BORDER HOPPER JAP BASTARD NAZI FUCKING JUMP! FLAMING ASS BADGER BLUE PENIS! CUNTYMINTS MOCCASINS BASTARD DAMN DUMBASS CANNED QUOTE RAT'S COCK DAMN DUMBASS FUCKING JUMP! TOSSER [expletive deleted] YUKY DOODY JAP FUCK WANK MACACA CARPET MUNCHER BIG FOOT SON OF A BITCH FUCKING JUMP! YOGHURT CANNON CHICKEN SHIT CUNT PEDOPHILIA DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHEBAG TOSSER ARSE LET'S SHIT FUCKING A DAMN AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BONG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PIKACHU DUNE COON HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT WIENER FUCKFACE TITTIES PISS FUCK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITE RAT'S COCK FUCK DONKEY DICK CROTCH CHOAD KISSER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION BALL SACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUKKAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHINK GOOK TITMOUSE DICKFACE BOOBIES COON SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK NI FLYING RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE BLOWJOB FUCKING SHITCUNTING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOBSHITE BEANER JACK OFF ASSWIPE BOON ASSCRACK RUSKIE GOD DAMN DAMN IT FEMADOM RUSTY TROMBONE CLIT CROTCH COLGATE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUM ABO MARGARET THATCHER DAMNATION DICKHEAD BONG CHOAD ASSCRACK DAMMIT JACK OFF RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL BUTTFUCKER DYKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK RUSKIE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIPSHIT FUCK ARSE YUKY DOODY CANNED QUOTES FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH CAMEL FUCKER MILF DOUCHETITS FUCKER NEGRO SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SHITE BANGKOK MASTURBATION ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE DEVELOPERS! INJUN [expletive deleted] MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKHEAD CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS VAGINA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH BORDER HOPPER [expletive deleted] MICK WIENER PISS ARTIST COCKSMOKER TITWANK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKWIT ASSHAT SCUMBUCKET FOREIGN CURRENCY DOUCHE FUCK YOU BASTARD SHITHEAD PUNANI FUCK ORGASM FUCKING BASEBALL CRAP FUCKER BUGGER FELCHING CUNT PORCH MONKEY WOP MICK SLOPE SHITSLINGING DAMN BASTARD FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSHOLE I AM CORNHOLIO! [expletive deleted] NIPPLES WOP HELLFIRE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT JIZZ ASS FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF JACKASS QUEEF PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF ORGASM TURD HYPERINFLATION PISS UP MY ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER TRANNY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS [expletive deleted] NORTH KOREA BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ O CANADA SHIT PEDOPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO WALRUS SHIT WILLY WONKA CAMEL FUCKER HAIL SATAN! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHRISTHUMPER CHRISTHUMPER PUSSY ASSRAPING BELLEND PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TAMPONS and with the COCKSUCKER and his NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! of girraffes in which NIGGER while reading about PORCH MONKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WHORE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PRICK