Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MARGARET THATCHER'FELCHING'JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE'HORSE SHIT'QUEEF'HO'BELLEND Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder TRANNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH, sudden LET'S SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REBECCA BLACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VENEREAL DISEASE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS ARTIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUCHEBAG FUCKBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PORCUPINE'S BALLS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COON television programs to address THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Tourette's syndrome.

MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's is TWISTY VAGINA not to be YOU WANKER confused with ARSEBADGERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NEOPETS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST random QUEEF disorientation, culturally-SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, BUGFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YOU JACK ABRAMOFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ART METAL PRODUCTS souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities HELLFIRE of ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A CHOAD KISSER Polite Note to the PAKI Author:

The DOG FUCKER Tourette's TITWANK Research Institute was SHITCUNTING founded to NEOPETS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CARPET MUNCHER article FENCE JUMPER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and THONG TASTER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELLFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CAMEL JOCKEY Tourrette's sufferers JERK OFF swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CAMEL JOCKEY TV, for always focusing on the BEAVER bad side of a terrible ORGASM thing.
• The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CC PLZ involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOLLOCKS knee GOD DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is AY-AY-AY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHIGGER school for WALRUS SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFUCKER sufferers to become GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS manically depressed and FAG commit HENTAI suicide.
• There is no DICKFACE cure, and the LAKE TITICACA drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCUMBAG tics often have adverse PUSSY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SLOPE perodol" which caused my entire BIG FOOT body to go BASTARD numb and CRAPPY basically made it NIGGA! worse than INJUN it is without the [expletive deleted] drug.

I am an active member of a RUSTY TROMBONE tourette syndrome YOGHURT CANNON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POLESMOKER the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "RICK MORANIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DYKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for SUGARTITS "hi-jacking" your LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BAD MOTHERFUCKER this that really CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!, and making fun of a CHOAD horrible disorder is (not) CONAN O'BRIAN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! time.

Best PENISBIRD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MR WINKLER IS GAY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those FIREWALLS countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. DOG FUCKER Regards to Andrew RANDY TRAVIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can PRICK punch him if you ABO want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLSHIT saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my PORCUPINE'S BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOLDY TITS and GO HOME AND DIE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITSLINGING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 PISS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH'S HOUSE

How GOBSHITE to HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cure COCKSMOKER the PUSSY Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Tourette's THONG TASTER Syndrome CONDOMS is NAZI following SHITE these TURD rules WANK in PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS order:

• 1: Avoid BITCH immature FOREIGN CURRENCY little COCKSTUFFER kids,
• 2: Count to BITCH within SHIT 10 PEARL NECKLACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITE DILDO TURD nor DELICIOUS CAKE talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you COCK don't FENCE JUMPER have PISSHOLE this TENTACLE RAPE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH last straw PAGE BLANKING!

I fucking put ABO' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEMEN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF ASSHOLE THIS ASSHOLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICK offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BEAVER people who try VAGINA to battle FOUR-EYES'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass DAMN IT 17-year-JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUSSY it now, but someone said MONKEY SHIT' RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER'BALL SACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TITS is a laughing WANKSPLAT matter. Plus there NECROPHILIA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BELLEND Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA articles YOGHURT CANNON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOG SHIT stuff. So CLEMEN that means DONKEY PUNCHER stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and FOUR-EYES talking about the BULLSHIT letter that it's SHITTY mocking (what MONKEY SHIT letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOOBS hi self DICKLICK even made a really EPIDIDYMIS good point. "It's FUCK OFF nothing more MOCCASINS from a head nod to a CHICKEN FRIES knee tick". SHITSKIN. Which I'll add CLEMEN onto FUCKFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JACKASS SHIT suffer that MICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TWAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a FELLATIO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SCUMBAG hilarious. If you FUCK OFF Want facts, go on CUM Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKER be offended, don't read FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA the freaking ASSHOLE article anyway.

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING DICK TITS QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER YID DICKLICK GOOK CUNT FELLATIO

CUNT CUNT LAPPER RUSKIE YOU WANKER BUKKAKE BUGFUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANKER DUMBASS FUCKING A I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT SHITPISSER P'KANG GOOK EMO VENEREAL DISEASE DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TIMBER NIGGER CUNTRAG BITCH WIENER BUGFUCK SHIT DAMMIT NIGGER TITS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FELCHMONKEY POTTYMOUTH JACKASS DAMN RAT'S ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK ASSHAT PISSHOLE ASSFACE DICKLICK AY-AY-AY JACKASS SHIT FELCHING JACK OFF SIGMUND FREUD DUMBASS RAT'S COCK FUCKER FUCK BUTTFUCKER CHENEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BELGIUM FRIG TITS & DICKS FUCK PORCH MONKEY INBRED BITCH FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCKSUCKER PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY PRICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANKER FUCKHEAD POOPY FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE DICKHEAD DARTH VADER FIRECROTCH CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DILDO DICKLICK HOT GRITS BASTARD BONER PRICK FEWMETS BLUMPKIN FUCKFACE NAZI FUCK PENISFUCK GANGBANG CUNTRAG PICKANINNY MASTURBATION SAND NIGGER WIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSRAMMER YOU WANKER DOT HEAD SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD INBRED UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DAMMIT DOUCHING BOOBS FUCKING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BELGIUM OSTRICH MY ASS CUM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNNILINGUS ORGASM DICKFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CAMEL JOCKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TUBA HOSER GOD DAMMIT FUCK ASS FUCK JAP GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT BENSON SUCKS O KURWA! BOOBIES TWAT FUCKER SHITHEAD SOD AY-AY-AY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE DILDO DYKE DUMBASS PAKI FUCKING OH SHI– GANGBANG CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSCRACK GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIPSHIT SCUMBAG COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS POMMIE NI FUCK ASS WANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HOSER SHITSKIN DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS TITTYWANK ARSE ASSWIPE GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSHOLE CUNTBUCKET SHITE FUCK FUCK OFF DESU INJUN GOAT DICK RAT'S COCK FELLATIO CLIT AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE STEVE BALLMER JACK OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FELCHING BIG FOOT DUNE COON SHITFACE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BORDER HOPPER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE MARGARET THATCHER WIKIPEDIA YID MASTURBATION SMEG SHITFUCKER CRAPPY DICKFACE PISSHOLE O CANADA SHIT FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE JACKASS PUSSY IT'S OVER 9000! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHOAD HELL GOOK PENISPENISPENIS!!! WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST DELICIOUS CAKE TITS DAMMIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUGGER OFF VAGINA CUM DICKLICK YOU WANKER WANK FUCKSTAIN FUCK SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF COCK SHIT WIENER ASS DUMBASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRITZ FOUR-EYES PIXIES DONGSHOVER ANAL TWISTY VAGINA POOPOO ORGASM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE TUBA JACKASS VAGINA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY POO POO BLOWJOB PENISBIRD BUGFUCK FUCKFACE POKÉMON NICARAGUA WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS DOM DeLUISE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACKASS WIKIPEDIA RULES HEIL HITLER! WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER JIGGABOO CUM FUCKSTAIN CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST ALF CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD PUSSY ASS SUGARTITS BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK DAMNATION THONG TASTER MAMA MIA PEARL NECKLACE SPANK THE MONKEY BUTTFUCKER TURD ANAL DUMBASS TAFFY FRITZ CLIT WIENER SHITFACE CROTCH ASSCRACK FUCK BALLS DAMNATION CUNT SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHAV PIECE OF SHIT FELCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER MOCKIE CRAPPY BEANER FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK DARTH VADER NIGGER MONKEY SHIT SHIT JERK OFF NIPPLES ASSHOLE STRAWBERRY ASS HELL MALARKY DAMNATION ASSHAT BOON ASSHOLE PISS OFF RUSKIE FUCKTARD KNOBJOCKEY TACO SMEG GOAT DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKING MICK FUCKWIT CUNT CUNT DAMN IT DONKEY DICK ASS BOON DAMMIT HELL COCKSMOKER CUNNILINGUS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE HELL NECROPHILIA NIPPLES DAMN IT BUKKAKE PUSSY GYPSY PIECE OF SHIT DAMN TRANNY SCUMBAG HELL FUCK PUNANI SEX COCK BUTT PIRATE SHITE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITS TITS KIDDY FIDDLER MONKEY BALLS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN FRIG TWAT LET'S SHIT ARSE HELL COCKSHITTER FUCKING A CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SEMPRINI MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT O CANADA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOBSHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BITCH INCEST TWAT HELL ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKHEAD MILF TAMPON IN MY ASS suck my mothers REDSKIN SHIT CUNT VANITY PAGES ROCK SHITE FAG TRANNY RUSKIE WHORE OH SHI– JOHN ELWAY JAP FUCKWIT DUNE COON DICKHEAD BONER CUNT CUNT SIGMUND FREUD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PORCH MONKEY ASSHOLE SHITE LOGJAMMER PENIS GARBAGE DAY! SHITTY DAGO ASSWIPE DAMN ASS FASCIST PRICK SAND NIGGER REDNECK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING A EMO DARTH VADER SHIT NIGGER ASSCRACK YID BOOBS FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHAT PISS ARTIST INBRED DELICIOUS CAKE SHITSLINGING FRENCH TICKLER LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE SHITTY FELCHING GENITALIA NIGGER SHITBALLS RANDY TRAVIS ASSHOLE HOSER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BIGNOSE JACK OFF PEDOPHILIA WANK ASS FUCKING BASEBALL PISS ARTIST PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WALRUS SHIT PISS ARTIST ORGASM FUCK SHIT JOHNNY FEMADOM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I WILL END YOU! DILDO CUNT YOU WANKER NIGGER SHITTY PENIS FUCKBAG INBRED DAMNATION BASTARD TITWANK SHITE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT NIGGER HOMO INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISPENISPENIS!!! HOSER OH SHI– CONAN O'BRIAN COCKSHITTER CHRISTHUMPER GYPSY ORGASM JAP D'OH FUCKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SON OF A BITCH BEAVER ASS HELL [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] HO FIST FUCK ALEX TREBEK BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS O KURWA! I'LL RAPE YOU BELLEND POMMIE SHITTY WOP ASSFACE BITCH PISSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICK IN A BOX O KURWA! BALL SACK GENITALIA CRACKER COCK BONER GYPSY CLUSTERFUCK DILDO BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACKASS DUNE COON INBRED MARGARET THATCHER BUGGER OFF ASSFACE POWERSHIT JERK OFF ASSHAT COCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WIENER CLIT JACKASS FUCKTARD PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SOD FUCKING A FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITSKIN GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING TIT SPRINKLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I WILL END YOU! TAFFY DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BULLSHIT SCUMBAG ASSHOLE DIPSHIT PEEPEE RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK BALLS DICKFACE HORSE PENIS DOODIE HEAD SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST DONGSHOVER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANKER PEDOPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST SHITBALLS DAMN PEDOPHILIA STEVE BALLMER BASTARD SNUFF PORN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FELLATIO POOPY SHIT WANK CUNT JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING A SHITHEAD COCK EPIDIDYMIS WIKIPEDIA HELL CUM DOUCHEBAG BALLS SHITTY CUM DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH ASSRAPING PUSSYLICKER ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS SPIC CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH FUCK YOU FUCK A DUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GANGBANG DONKEY PUNCHER BALL SACK DUMBASS {{USERNAME}} BRITNEY BULLCRAP I AM CORNHOLIO! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KIKE CUNT MARY WHITEHOUSE CLUSTERFUCK GOBSHITE EMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FAGGOT FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU ASSCRACK CRAP ON A STICK NICARAGUA BOOBS CAMEL JOCKEY NEGRO HUMAN RIGHTS ASSHOLE DAMN FAG BATHING SUIT AREA SHITHEAD DOM DeLUISE DOUCHE POLACK BRITNEY FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT BOB SAGET JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COON DOG SHIT DILDO GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY FEWMETS DICK JERRY ASSCRACK CHICKEN FRIES PRICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TUBA NICARAGUA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKHEAD NIPPLES SHIT DIPSHIT TITS & DICKS FUCKING A RAPE INJUN JAP DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE POMMIE CRAP ON A STICK FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE FUCKING SHITSLINGING REDSKIN TWAT CHICKEN FRIES SHIT LIKE A HORSE BONER SCUMBAG POLACK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD TWAT TWAT CHOAD KISSER BOLLOCKS DOUCHE NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT CUNT PISS OFF BUGFUCK RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMN DAMN DAMN TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST GRINGO ASSFACE BELLEND HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ORGASM BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING CHUFF PIECE OF SHIT ALF ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS O CANADA HAIL SATAN! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FELLATIO RAGHEAD MILF PISS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF MY ASS TUBA HUMAN RIGHTS BULLSHIT RUSKIE INBRED BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO FUCK GOD DAMN ASSCRACK TENTACLE RAPE PIECE OF SHIT KIKE ASSWIPE CRAP ON A STICK JUSTIN BIEBER MALARKY CHAV VAGINA JERK OFF CLUSTERFUCK SAGGY TITS BAT FUCK INSANE EPIDIDYMIS PICKANINNY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTIES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [expletive deleted] CHING CHONG CHINK DOG FUCKER INCEST DAMN WIGGER LET'S SHIT JERK OFF JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIGGER PISS ARTIST BITCH DAMN DICKHEAD SEMEN STEVE BALLMER BULLSHIT SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRITZ SAND NIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GO HOME AND DIE PENIS WALRUS SHIT MONGOLIANS SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER POLACK FUCK BOOBIES SHIT YOU WANKER SOD POOPOO SEX SACRAMENTO HO GOOK DAMN BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CARPET MUNCHER PENIS RAT'S COCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITBALLS MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK GANGBANG POLACK CHOAD POLACK POLACK GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITMOUSE CROTCH SON OF A BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! YOGHURT CANNON WALRUS SHIT PISS POOPOO DIPSHIT ASS JACKASS SHIT TAMPONS TWAT BALL SACK PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF PENIS PISS TENTACLE RAPE YUKY DOODY DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE FASHION BUG SEMPRINI SEX DAMN DOUCHE YUKY DOODY DUMBASS DAMN PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT BONER RAPE VENEREAL DISEASE FOUR-EYES DIPSHIT GOBSHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the FELLATIO and his NIPPLES of girraffes in which FOREIGN CURRENCY while reading about MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DIPSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
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