Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOUCHING'AUTOFELLATIO'SUCK A BIG DICK'FUCK OFF'EXTRA LONG PENIS'SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DYKE neurochemical FUCK disorder LET'S SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISSHOLE, sudden BUNG-HOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ABO or JIGGABOO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SEX in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KNOBJOCKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOATSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOCCASINS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POLESMOKER DARTH VADER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PRICK utterFUCKance of socially HELL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is PIECE OF SHIT not to be 666 confused with BRITNEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHING random RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-CRAPMUNCHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, BOB SAGET and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive DICK TITS quantities DOG FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES HELLFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the JOHNNY Author:

The TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette's BUGGER Research Institute was BELLEND founded to CLIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article GOD DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKSTAIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEARL NECKLACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD KISSER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can SHITTY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CONAN O'BRIAN TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible SHITFACE thing.
• The main COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are VENEREAL DISEASE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOZILLA FIREFOX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small AUTOFELLATIO knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUTT PIRATE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ABO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICK school for BOOBIES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSWIPE sufferers to become FUCKER manically depressed and BIRD SHIT commit CUNNILINGUS suicide.
• There is no ASSHOLE cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHRISTHUMPER tics often have adverse DONKEY PUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ANAL perodol" which caused my entire TURD body to go FUCKFACE numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD it is without the BOLLOCKS drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the NECROPHILIA public view of Tourettes as a "DONKEY PUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am VAGINA sorry for ON CRACK "hi-jacking" your MONKEY SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VAGINA, and making fun of a TITS & DICKS horrible disorder is (not) INCEST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIPSHIT time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SAMUEL L. JACKSON” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. SEX Regards to Andrew JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The CHING CHONG CHINK bastard who wrote this article. You can GOOK punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BASTARD and I AM CORNHOLIO! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOLDY TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BAND WITH 4 ASSWIPE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! PISSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISSHOLE'S HOUSE

How SCUMBAG to DAMN IT cure ASS the HELL Tourette's COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIXIES for HORSE PENIS Tourette's CHIGGER Syndrome BIGNOSE is FUCKBAG following PISS these DAMN rules AUTOFELLATIO in HI, BILLY MAYS HERE order:

• 1: Avoid DUNE COON immature CHINK little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to OH SHI– within CRAP 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BELLEND TITS & DICKS TITS nor BASTARD talk,
• 4: Tell SHITHEAD yourself you SUCK MY DICK don't FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA have CUNT this JACKASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING A WITH NASTY JERRY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 666 FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISSHOLE last straw BUTT PIRATE!

I fucking put CRACKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JOY the TOP OF BALL SACK THIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSWIPE offensive. CUNTBUCKET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REBECCA BLACK people who try BUGFUCK to battle COCKSMOKER'BASTARD that tight-ass WOP 17-year-CHOAD KISSER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GRINGO it now, but someone said CUNTSWILLING' BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO'TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SWIMMING POOL is a laughing TAMPON IN MY ASS matter. Plus there INBRED was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are ORGASM articles CARPET MUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSFACE stuff. So BAD MOTHERFUCKER that means SHITTY stop getting mad at the PRICK first part too and LONGCAT IS LONG talking about the LIMEY letter that it's WANK mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what LOGJAMMER the heck you're talking about). Adrian PRICK hi self DONKEY DICK even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's DARTH VADER nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add ABO onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCUMBAG suffer that OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BLOWJOB it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANK be, because if I were a BUTTFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICKHEAD hilarious. If you BONER Want facts, go on FUCKING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TWO-INCH PENIS be offended, don't read TITS & DICKS the freaking COCKSMOKER article anyway.

SHITCUNTING VENEREAL DISEASE SEX NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN GOAT DICK SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK BALLS

DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK BUGGER OFF TOSSER FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA DOUCHING CHENEY JERK OFF DAMN IT BULLSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES COCKSUCKER COCKSUCKER WANK GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT SHIT DUMBASS EPIDIDYMIS JENKEM COLGATE ABO SHITE YOU WANKER SHIT BRITNEY COCK CLEMEN CHINK JAP DOT HEAD BUKKAKE JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER CHOAD KISSER ASSCRACK BANGKOK ARSE GOD DAMMIT PUSSY SEX SAND NIGGER CHIGGER POWERSHIT KRAUT FUCKSTAIN BITCH suck my mothers NIGGER ARSE DOUCHETITS TWISTY VAGINA HITLER ASSWIPE BITCH POOPY INBRED CUNT ASS PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ANAL JIGGABOO DOUCHE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT CONAN O'BRIAN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SCROTUM FUCKING BASEBALL ASSCRACK NAZI FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN JIZZ CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I AM CORNHOLIO! PRICK ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLCRAP BOOBS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SOD OFF SPANK THE MONKEY SECOND BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ I WILL END YOU! BELLEND FUCKSTAIN FUCK LAKE TITICACA BASTARD SIGMUND FREUD ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN WEHATEMARIO ASS SHIT DAMN TITWANK DAMN MAMA MIA FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHIT BASTARD SOD OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BATHING SUIT AREA FELLATIO PORCUPINE'S BALLS TOSSER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKFACE BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT SHITHEAD SCROTUM COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM NORTH KOREA SHIT FUDGEPACKER SHIT TWISTY VAGINA BRITNEY FRENCH TICKLER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HADJI COCKSUCKER PUNANI BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE HONKY SHITFACE SAND NIGGER JIZZ WANKER GOD DAMN COON SUCK MY DICK WETBACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DUMBASS CUNT SOD JOHN SMILEY FACE I RAPE WALRUSES! CARPET MUNCHER GENITALIA INJUN PISSHOLE BITCH I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CUNNILINGUS SHITE TOSSER AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO JERK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TAFFY CUM KNOBJOCKEY JAP WANK RAT'S ASS AY-AY-AY REDSKIN WALRUS SHIT SOD SHITSLINGING KRAUT FRED PHELPS STEVE BALLMER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NECROPHILIA NORTH KOREA FRITZ I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOOBIES BUKKAKE REDNECK MICK RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE HELL DICKHEAD SHIT CLIT FRENCH TICKLER DAMN HOSER TWAT SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD FU SPANG PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN WIGGER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BULLSHIT ANAL BULLSHIT SEMEN SHITHEAD AMERICAN SPELLING RICK MORANIS CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHIGGER CLEMEN ASSFACE SHIT DOUCHETITS SHITHEAD FUCK A DUCK DICKHEAD SHIT FUCKTARD BALLS CC PLZ PISS FUCKHEAD PIGFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK THONG TASTER FUCKING FUCKFACE DOUCHING FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION FOUR-EYES WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL ASSRAPING PISS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HORSE PENIS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS LENS CRAFTERS INBRED FUCKFACE CRAP ON A STICK DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKFACE ASSHAT OH SHI– FUCKFUCKFUCK PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE TUBA BASTARD CUNT SEMEN RAPE ASSFACE SHITHEAD FUCKING A ASSFACE SHITE DOG SHIT BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH SAGGY TITS NIPPLES BELGIUM DICKHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSWIPE CUNTRAG THONG TASTER FUCK OFF NIGGER FLYING FUCK BUGGER PUSSYLICKER WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TOSSER FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK REBECCA BLACK CUM VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD SEMEN FUCK OFF ASSFACE FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT WEHATEMARIO MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT SPIC INBRED BEAVER BIRD SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES PEARL NECKLACE HELL POLACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MONKEY BALLS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS FUCKHEAD WANK CLEMEN BITCH DAMN CUNT JACKASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMN CHINK SUCK MY COCK WINDOWS VISTA SUCK MY DICK HADJI WANKER BALL SACK BULLSHIT INBRED PISS DAGO DOODIE HEAD SHIT BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TACO PUNANI BULLSHIT NEGRO LET'S SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHOLE SHITCOCK WALRUS SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DOG FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER BOOBS PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT FUCKING A TAFFY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BEAVER ASSHAT FUCKHEAD MILF CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT CHRISTHUMPER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CRAPFUCKER DICKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT CUNNILINGUS SEMEN CRAPMUNCHER TWAT TESTICLE CHOKE MICK FUCKER INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK ALEX TREBEK SHITE DOG FUCKER BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOUCHE BRITNEY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF SHITHEAD DAMN ORGASM DEVELOPERS! BALL SACK BOON ASSHAT CRACKER CUNTRAG CLEMEN FUCK FUCK FELLATIO JACKASS GRINGO NAZI DUMBASS ASSWIPE CUNT GOATSE JOHNNY JENKEM SHITE WEHATEMARIO DAMN FUCKING A VAGINA JACKASS SHITTY GOBSHITE PISS OFF MY ASS BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK FELCHMONKEY BOOBS SUGARTITS BULLSHIT HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER BOLLOCKS HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG CHINK SHITFUCKER FRED PHELPS SPUNK CRAPFUCKER TRANNY FUCKFACE DAGO HORSE SHIT TUBA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHINA IS CAPITALIST BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN WANK suck my mothers ASSHOLE KRAUT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! WETBACK ROSIE O'DONNELL HIGH WAGES MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE BOOBIES TITWANK DAMN FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER BONG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BLUE PENIS! FUCK SON OF A BITCH SHITTY HONKY PENISBIRD FLAMING ASS BADGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WHORE FOUR-EYES VAGINA TAMPONS JERK OFF POLESMOKER YID BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN KIDDY FIDDLER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHAKOPEE DAMN CRAPPY SAGGY TITS TITTYWANK DICKWAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? BORDER HOPPER TITS & DICKS RAPE SAGGY TITS 666 GENITALIA CUNT MASTURBATION FUCK YOU CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHAT SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LICK PUSSY FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD FEWMETS FUCKING A CHOAD NORTH KOREA HOMO PENIS BITCH RAPE PENIS ON A STICK DICKFACE FUCKWIT SAGGY TITS NIGGER BUTT-HEAD SHITE PENIS ON A BUN ARSE BULLCRAP BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN IT ASSHOLE DAMN NIPPLES RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN PIG DARTH VADER BULLSHIT CROTCH SHUT UP, MEG! SHITHEAD BITCH TOSSER DAMN POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD FUCK BUKKAKE RAGHEAD ARSE FUCK FUCK YOU CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU PENIS BASTARD COCKSTUFFER ASSHOLE MARCH OF FLAMES CHUFF CUNT DAMN WALRUS SHIT SIGMUND FREUD DILDO BASTARD GRAPE PENIS SHITE BULLSHIT SHIT DICKLICK JAP BATHING SUIT AREA SEMEN WIENER BUGGER OFF FUCKING BASEBALL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DYKE AMERICA ONLINE PISSHOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! HELL FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT NAZI ABO YOU WANKER ASSCRACK ASS LICKER CRAPPY CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TIMBER NIGGER DILDO CARPET MUNCHER VAGINA BITCH SPIC WIENER PENIS BUGGER OFF NECROPHILIA BEAVER INJUN POMMIE PIG FUCKSTAIN DAMN BASTARD FUDGEPACKER JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK DAMNATION BEANER YOU WANKER SHITHEAD DOUCHING PUSSYLICKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIENER DONGSHOVER COCK CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BOOBIES CHING CHONG CHINK BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT ASSWIPE YID HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU CUM WALRUS SHIT GOBSHITE BULLCRAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITFACE COCKSTUFFER SHITPISSER SHITE NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK PUSSY HELL SHITE DICKFACE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DIRTY SANCHEZ CONDOMS DUMBASS SHITTY ANAL TITTIES SPICY CUNT FUCK ALF PISS TITS & DICKS SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FRENCH TICKLER BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU BLOWJOB PIG FROG'S FAT ASS MOCKIE CAMEL JOCKEY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD PRICK SHIT TITWANK FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RECTUM RAIDER BULLSHIT WHITE RIGHTS RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUM JACKASS BOB SAGET BUGGER 666 ARSE GOD DAMN CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE OH SHI– FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AY-AY-AY CLIT MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS CRACKER PEARL NECKLACE BULLCRAP PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX NAZI TWAT FUCK SPUNK DICK TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK ASSWIPE TITS PUNANI ASS ASSFACE FUCKING A NORTH KOREA ASS VANITY PAGES ROCK SHITHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BALLS SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 NI SHITHEAD LAKE TITICACA HO NECROPHILIA HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARSEBADGERS BALLS ASSWIPE NIGGER DOT HEAD RAT'S COCK DAGO ASSCRACK GOD BLESS AMERICA SOD FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT CUNT BUNG-HOLE DICKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE LOGJAMMER ASS FELCHING THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU TWAT SOD WALRUS SHIT FRIG FELLATIO BLOWJOB SAGGY TITS PUSSYLICKER PRICK FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TUBA YOU WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK DICKFACE FUCK OFF BELGIUM FLYING FUCK SHITE KNOBJOCKEY PICKANINNY PENISBIRD FLYING FUCK HELL COMMUNIST DILDO TIMBER NIGGER PISS FELLATIO CRAPPY CHOAD SHITSLINGING NIGGER ASSHAT HOLY DUMB FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU MASTURBATION WIGGER DUMBASS BITCH CAMEL FUCKER PISS ARTIST SAND NIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOM DeLUISE POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT CUNT NICARAGUA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU GRINGO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEANER FUCKTARD JOHNNY ASSCRACK JAP DILDO FUCKBAG FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKFACE HELL FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER PENISBIRD FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! CUNT NAZI HOMO JIGGABOO BEANER MICK ASSCRACK ASSCRACK PUSSY BOON GREASER JUSTIN BIEBER LIMEY JERRY SAMUEL L. JACKSON GENITALIA DAMN CUNT CUNNILINGUS BOON SHITSLINGING CUNT CRAPPER FUCK NUGGET DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DOUCHING NIPPLES BRUSH MA TEETH PENIS YOU WANKER FRIG COON BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE BASTARD KAFFIR HOSER JUNGLE BUNNY CANNED QUOTE FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH GOD DAMN DUMBASS BORDER HOPPER HOSER PISS OFF FUCKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN FRIES BITCH PISS OFF WANK SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD BEAVER CLEMEN STEVE BALLMER HELL DAMN JACKASS TIT DIRT PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN CUNT LAPPER KRAUT YOU WANKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN GYPSY ASSHOLE PRICK suck my mothers SHITE ASS NIPPLES CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN FUCKBAG BUKKAKE CUNT FUCKSTAIN BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT FEWMETS DAMN FUCKER POLACK BOOBS THONG TASTER CHAV BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT DAMNATION PISS WANK DUNE COON SHITFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL SHIT ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE YOU WANKER FUCK YOU JACKASS FUCKER DIPSHIT TITWANK LIMEY POMMIE FUCKBAG TITTYWANK GRAPE PENIS BITCH YOU WANKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHINK CROTCH PISS FUCKTARD MONKEY SHIT BITCH WANKER FUCKSTAIN NAZI FUCKER DICK BITCH CRACKER DAMMIT SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE DAMN FUCKING GOD DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CROTCH SUCK MY DICK ANAL TUBA FRIG DUMBASS FELLATIO INVISIBLE! DELICIOUS CAKE JIZZ DICKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY CHINK MONKEY SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOBSHITE RUSKIE NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX FRITZ HOMO GOD DAMMIT WHORE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING SHITCOCK CLUSTERFUCK WHORE RAPE YOU WANKER POMMIE PENIS JACKASS SHIT INBRED SMEG WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKBAG TOSSER SIGMUND FREUD SCUMBAG SMEG SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE HELL P'KANG DAMN IT FUCKFACE EPIDIDYMIS CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT ALF TWAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ALEX TREBEK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHAKOPEE FOUR-EYES CUNT ANUSCAKE DOT HEAD FENCE JUMPER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASS PISS WANKER WOP TOTAL BOOBS DICKHEAD SOD FUCKFACE FUCKTARD ASSCRACK POLESMOKER SHITFUCKER BASTARD BUTT PIRATE KAFFIR NIGGER DILDO VAGINA FEWMETS GIVING HEAD TIT SPRINKLES FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT TWISTY VAGINA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING YID GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA FUCK OFF SHITBALLS MONKEY SHIT NIPPLES CUM PISS OFF DAMN IT CUNT CRAPPY I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT CECIL JOHN RHODES JAP RAT'S ASS SNUFF PORN POWERSHIT THONG TASTER HEIL HITLER! DAMMIT FUCK HELL WIGGER THONG TASTER RAT'S ASS BUTT-HOLE NIPPLES CC PLZ REDNECK HENTAI SHIT CRAPPY BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS ARTIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER RICK MORANIS CROTCH [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE BUKKAKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WHITE POWER WIENER BELLEND PISS UP MY ARSE SUCK A BIG DICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POO POO BLOWJOB and with the SEMEN and his FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA of girraffes in which COLGATE while reading about FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CLUSTERFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITSLINGING