Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'FELCHMONKEY'BUTT-HEAD'TWISTY VAGINA'FELLATIO'BUTT PIRATE'PENIS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHAKOPEE look at the DELICIOUS CAKE talk page of this COCKSTUFFER article for notes or discussion before BLUMPKIN editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COLGATE neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NECROPHILIA, sudden CLUSTERFUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! or POWERSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BEANER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN IT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PUSSYLICKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially JOHNNY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S COCK television programs to address BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

WEHATEMARIO Tourette's is WETBACK not to be PRICK confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TURD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MONKEY'S UNCLE random DAMN disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TOSSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLUMPKIN language, PRICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN SHITHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FROG'S FAT ASS souvenir shoppes and massive NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! quantities PECKERHEAD of ANAL DIABETES WEHATEMARIO garbage.

Darnit.

A GO HOME AND DIE Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's HEIL HITLER! Research Institute was CRAPPY founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INBRED Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS FASCIST article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BOOBS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CROTCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOTHERFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NICARAGUA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAT'S COCK Tourrette's sufferers PISS OFF swear. You can FLYING RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POMMIE TV, for always focusing on the YOU WANKER bad side of a terrible BRUSH MA TEETH thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RECTUM RAIDER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee BUTTFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at D'OH school for FUCKING A something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PORCUPINE'S BALLS sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and PECKERHEAD commit CLUSTERFUCK suicide.
• There is no ARSE cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the ROMANIA tics often have adverse CUNTBUCKET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRENCH TICKLER perodol" which caused my entire MOLDY TITS body to go GOBSHITE numb and DICK CHICKEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than TWISTY VAGINA it is without the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST drug.

I am an active member of a ASSFACE tourette syndrome NAZI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICK IN A BOX the SCROTUM public view of Tourettes as a "COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITSLINGING sorry for PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOU WANKER this that really REBECCA BLACK annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best POMMIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTSWILLING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As CULT OF THE DEAD COW Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew MOCCASINS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

The FUCKSTAIN bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN IT punch him if you DIRTY SANCHEZ want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIENER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NECROPHILIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RUSKIE and TURD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT CRAPPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK CHICKEN BAND WITH 4 TOTAL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE! NECROPHILIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NECROPHILIA'S HOUSE

How FOUR-EYES to JIZZ cure SON OF A BITCH the BALL SACK Tourette's PUSSYLICKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TOSSER for TOTAL Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome TWO-INCH PENIS is FOUR-EYES following HELL these CHING CHONG CHINK rules BOLLOCKS in SON OF A BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid PENISFUCK immature FUCKING little TURD kids,
• 2: Count to RUSTY TROMBONE within TAFFY 10 CHINKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RIGHT WING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POOPY nor BOLLOCKS talk,
• 4: Tell JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST yourself you HI, BILLY MAYS HERE don't FUCKSTAIN have ASSFACE this SON OF A BITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT WITH NASTY DICK IN A BOX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FAG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NECROPHILIA last straw SHUT UP, MEG!!

I fucking put SOAPY TITWANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE WALRUS SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS THIS KIKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INBRED offensive. I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIPSHIT people who try JOHNNY to battle FIRECROTCH'BUTTFUCKER that tight-ass BULLSHIT 17-year-SHUT UP, MEG!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOT HEAD it now, but someone said MARGARET THATCHER' MOCCASINS WIENER'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTY is a laughing FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK matter. Plus there I'LL RAPE YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are PENIS ON A STICK articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BLUMPKIN stuff. So CLIT that means CROTCH stop getting mad at the HAIL SATAN! first part too and BITCH talking about the SEX letter that it's PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM mocking (what 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BALL SACK hi self PORCH MONKEY even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's SHITE nothing more CHICKEN SHIT from a head nod to a ASSFACE knee tick". CLUSTERFUCK. Which I'll add CLIT onto BUTTFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FENCE JUMPER suffer that GENITALIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a YID Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTBUCKET hilarious. If you GOBSHITE Want facts, go on FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FENCE JUMPER be offended, don't read MALARKY the freaking BUKKAKE article anyway.

FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INBRED CHIGGER INJUN SCUMBAG DIPSHIT SHITTY PRICK DONKEY DICK FUCK

JESSE McCARTNEY MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFUCKER BITCH BUKKAKE SPUNK DOUCHETITS TOSSER SHITE BITCH BOOBS FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO CRAP ASS VAGINA CLIT CUNT HELL FUCK YOU FUCKTARD CRAP ON A STICK FELCHING CUNT CLEMEN ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GRUE RAPE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COMMUNION WAFER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSRAPING FELCHMONKEY CLEMEN FASHION BUG JUSTIN BIEBER DAMNATION SHIT REDSKIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSCRACK GIVING HEAD FUCKSTAIN NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BALL SACK CHOAD KISSER NEGRO ASSHAT TAMPON IN MY ASS DICKFACE BIG FOOT PORCH MONKEY HITLER FUCKFACE CHOAD FUCKER GOD DAMMIT VAGINA CUNTRAG POWERSHIT MOCKIE I AM CORNHOLIO! FRITZ FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH FRITZ WINDOWS VISTA DOUCHE FUCKER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION POOPOO CHOAD ASS FASCIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUDDHISM BUTT PIRATE WANKER LOLCAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DAMN IT SEMEN SON OF A BITCH PENIS EPIDIDYMIS BOOBS WOP TITS & DICKS BORDER HOPPER FUCKING BUGGER OFF SEMEN ANAL FUCKWIT DUNE COON WANK TESTICLE CHOKE AY-AY-AY BOOBS SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF WANK FUCK DAMN IT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNNILINGUS MOCKIE FUCKING A FUCKING A ASSRAMMER DOT HEAD PUNANI TIT DIRT SCUMBAG BELLEND SHITSKIN HADJI DOUCHING BEANER ASSHOLE NIGGER FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHE BEAVER SHIT GRINGO DAGO MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SHITHEAD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DILDO FRENCH TICKLER SHITE BITCH SHIT FIRECROTCH CHRISTMAS TREES DICKLICK CLUSTERFUCK CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JUNGLE BUNNY FRED PHELPS DOUCHE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK MONKEY BALLS FUCK REDSKIN SUCK MY DICK ASS LICKER LIMEY SHITFACE YOU WANKER FUCK A DUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POWERSHIT PRICK HAIL SATAN! COCK CRAP ON A STICK FLYING FUCK SEMEN WILLY WONKA FUCKBAG GRIS HENTAI SCROTUM FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY MACACA SHITE MACACA DAMMIT SCUMBAG SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS CARPET MUNCHER LET'S SHIT TWAT SUITCASE PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOG FUCKER POLACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT FUCKING HAIL SATAN! FUCKHEAD MONKEY BALLS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANKER WEHATEMARIO DAMN DAMN WIKIPEDIA ARSE WIGGER FUCK YOU NIPPLES GOOK TWAT FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD RANDY TRAVIS ASS YID SHITE BULLSHIT NIGGER DOUCHEBAG GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMMIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA ASSHOLE HOMO [EXPLETIVE] BUTTFUCKER MOLDY TITS SACRAMENTO JESSE McCARTNEY NECROPHILIA FRIG NIGGER JOHNNY ASSHOLE GOOK BUGFUCK DUMBASS TUBA CUNT O CANADA STEVE BALLMER POO POO BLOWJOB SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSKIN JERK OFF SCROTUM FUCKING A BONG FUCKER MOLDY TITS SHITFACE SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER STEVE BALLMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL OSTRICH MY ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SAND NIGGER TITTIES GOATSE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHE HELL SAND NIGGER YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] CHUFF MOTHERFUCKER BITCH COCKSUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSE MAMA MIA GOOK OH SHI– CUNNILINGUS MOZILLA FIREFOX TIMBER NIGGER I WILL END YOU! GIVING HEAD PISS OFF JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS FUCKBAG QUEEF SPICY CUNT FUCK SHIT WANK RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIGGER JOHNNY SHIT CONDOMS FUCK OFF UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TAMPONS DICK TITS PUSSY DILDO REBECCA BLACK POO POO BLOWJOB VAGINA YID CHIGGER CUNT MILF WIENER VAGINA SUCK MY COCK ASS NIGNOG FUCKING PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE TAMPONS LET'S SHIT ORGASM WANK CHUFF MOZILLA FIREFOX DEVELOPERS! FIRECROTCH CUNT PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAPE FELCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SPIC FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING POMMIE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN IT MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANK BULLSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HADJI COON FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK WANKSPLAT BASKETBALL ASS FAGGOT POTTYMOUTH HONKY BUGGER OFF FELLATIO TIT DIRT SHITSLINGING GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE FUCK YOU SHITTY TITWANK GENITALIA SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK OFF PENIS SHAKOPEE NAZI COON THONG TASTER PUSSY MILF BUTTFUCKER CLIT GYPSY CLIT HELL BULLSHIT PUSSYLICKER ASSCRACK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CANNED QUOTE CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ KIKE FIRECROTCH SUCK MY COCK NICARAGUA MOCCASINS SHITHEAD CARPET MUNCHER CLEMEN DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGNOG FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BALLS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD SLOPE BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOUCHING DOUCHE FUCKHEAD O KURWA! DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK ANAL SEMEN PIG BUGFUCK DOUCHEBAG WIGGER FAG PIG DICK CHICKEN BRITNEY MOLDY TITS CUNT CRAPMUNCHER BITCH FUCKTARD BALLS NECROPHILIA HUEY P. NEWTON ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD BIGNOSE POWERSHIT TUBA HOSER NAZI SHIT ANUSCAKE NIPPLES COCKSMOKER STUB ASSWIPE CUNT FAG COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT BIGNOSE DAMN FUCK OFF BASTARD FAGGOT DAGO SHITSLINGING SHIT SHITHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SEMEN ARSEBADGERS DAMMIT CUNT SHITFUCKER PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE RUSTY TROMBONE GOBSHITE SPIC LOLLIPOPS FUCK OFF CRAP SHITPISSER RAT'S ASS SEX ASS FASCIST JOHNNY CRAP DICKFACE JAP RAT'S COCK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS THONG TASTER DOUCHING POMMIE MALL SANTA FAGGOT MOCCASINS JACKASS SHIT HITLER SHITE POLACK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BOOBIES BUGGER OFF TWAT SHIT CHOLERA IS FUN! SHAKOPEE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DAMNATION DICKLICK FUCKHEAD SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE FUCK OFF DYKE CUNNILINGUS CUNT CRAPPER O KURWA! COCKSHITTER ARSEBADGERS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RAPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN O CANADA FUCK MONKEY BALLS POWERSHIT POWERSHIT ASSHOLE HOSER DICK ASSWIPE POMMIE SHITE DICKWAD FASHION BUG CUNTSWILLING FLYING FUCK DILDO ANUSCAKE FUCK [EXPLETIVE] SUCK MY DICK PROLES I WILL END YOU! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS RAPE BASTARD SHIT NICARAGUA BENCH PRESS FUCK TITMOUSE RAT'S COCK POMMIE BRUSH MA TEETH PIG CONDOMS LOGJAMMER [expletive deleted] BITCH BITCH CRAPPY DILDO JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSRAPING CUNT CRAPPER CUNTBUCKET CUNT DONKEY DICK TIT SPRINKLES FELLATIO BOOBIES BONER ORGASM FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT JAP FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKWIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] WANK CLIT NIPPLES SPUNK ASSHOLE DONKEY PUNCHER EMO PISS SON OF A BITCH CHOAD ABO DICK TITS PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER SPUNK FUCKHEAD JERK OFF BASTARD FRITZ ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS TOSSER KIDDY FIDDLER WIKIPEDIA HEIL HITLER! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JERK OFF GIVING HEAD KRAUT TITTYWANK FUCKING A PAKI DEVELOPERS! HELL BONG BRITNEY BEAVER BASTARD COON BASTARD suck my mothers HELLFIRE HITLER HELL ASSWIPE RICK MORANIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK COCKGOBLIN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BULLSHIT MALL SANTA ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JACKASS SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT FUCK FUCK GREASER DAGO BUGFUCK SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DONALD RUMSFELD PIG WALRUS SHIT DAMN SLOPE FUCKING FAG CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING PISS MOCKIE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH HELL CUNTRAG ALEX TREBEK CHOAD FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOB SAGET MONKEY SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NECROPHILIA POTTYMOUTH DONKEY PUNCHER TRANNY DIPSHIT FAGGOT SEMEN BOOBS ASS CUNT FUCKING CHOAD RUSKIE CHUFF TWAT ART METAL PRODUCTS NECROPHILIA WANK COLGATE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ARSE CLUSTERFUCK CHENEY JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK CUNT CUNT COCKSMOKER SCUMBAG NAZI BASTARD OH SHI– WIKIPEDIA RULES NIGGER ASSHAT BITCH FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER FAGGOT COCK DAMMIT FUCKFACE VAGINA FUCKFACE FUCK YOU DILDO CLEMEN SNUFF PORN CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK OFF RAT'S COCK TAFFY BALL SACK FUCK RICK MORANIS HELLFIRE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER DAMN JACKASS SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE CLUSTERFUCK PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD TITS & DICKS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MICK DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCK SHITFACE COCKSMOKER RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES FUCK GOD DAMMIT ARSE SPICY CUNT FUCK GOBSHITE BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD ASS SHITTY NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK ORGASM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPPY CHIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK CLEMEN BITCH BASTARD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SEMPRINI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WIENER DIPSHIT BUGGER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A SHITSKIN CONAN O'BRIAN TESTICLE CHOKE BALL SACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PUNANI FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FAGGOT ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY POMMIE BITCH JIGGABOO FLAMING ASS BADGER PUSSY CUNNILINGUS HELL POWERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER RAT'S ASS NI DICK TITMOUSE CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMN MILF TIMBER NIGGER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT SHIT ASS FASCIST HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN HOSER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALLS SPIC DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE CHINK ASSHAT PENISBIRD PENISBIRD POLAK TITWANK RAGHEAD GOBSHITE DAMN ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS FUCKING SHITTY SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY BUTTFUCKER SLOPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TUBA TWISTY VAGINA PISS ARTIST FUCKING GRAPE PENIS FUCKING SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIPSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTT PIRATE NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER FUCKTARD DIPSHIT ORGASM ANAL WIENER NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COON PISS ARTIST BUGFUCK BULLSHIT ASS LICKER FUCKWIT ARSE BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE RAT'S COCK HOSER ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER PENISPENISPENIS!!! NI FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER TAFFY INBRED POMMIE WANK SCUMBAG FUCK YOU YOU WANKER ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAP JIGGABOO HENTAI BELLEND HONKY CHRISTHUMPER CRACKER BRITNEY FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKSTAIN HELL CUM COCK BULLCRAP CHENEY WIENER FUCK OFF BEAVER I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD SHITE JENKEM FUCKWIT CRAP RUSKIE GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER SUGARTITS CLIT BIRD SHIT PAKI CUNTYMINTS SHIT BITCH REBECCA BLACK BUTT PIRATE BOOBIES SEMPRINI FALSE BENSON SHIT COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHITPISSER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHIT MASTURBATION CAPTAIN CRUNCH DUMBASS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE ASSHOLE SHITTY BLUE PENIS! CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DAMN BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE THONG TASTER COON POLESMOKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE DEVELOPERS! SHIT SHITCOCK [expletive deleted] WANK DAMN IT WANKER SCROTUM FELLATIO 666 FUCKING BULLCRAP FEWMETS HORSE PENIS ASS LICKER TITS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DONGSHOVER MONKEY'S UNCLE TITTYWANK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JUNGLE BUNNY WIENER RAPE DICK HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF SCUMBAG HIGH WAGES BOOBS TALK PAGES COCK NEGRO DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHETITS SHITSKIN PISS OFF MY ASS ALEX TREBEK CUNT ARSE TURD SHIT BITCH RAT'S ASS BITCH MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT SHIT WIENER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WANK SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS INCEST NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PISS ARTIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOOBIES MASTURBATION QUEEF FUCKSTAIN DOT HEAD CRAP PISSHOLE SHITPISSER HELL P'KANG RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SHIT HORSE PENIS FRAK SHIT CHIGGER DOT HEAD NECROPHILIA INJUN FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET CARPET MUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DICKHEAD BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN BUGGER GOD DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PECKERHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WILLY WONKA JACKASS NIPPLES NEOPETS 666 TWAT ASS JACKASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNTSWILLING SHIT BITCH SHITSLINGING NAZI GOD DAMN PRICK DICK SUCK MY COCK CUNTRAG I LIKE SCHOOL DAMN FLYING FUCK NIPPLES WANK BEAVER GOD DAMMIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DUMBASS DUNE COON BASTARD CHOAD CUNT SACRAMENTO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITCOCK JUSTIN BIEBER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCKING FUCKER COON MOTHERFUCKER HOSER PISS POLACK DILDO GIVING HEAD CROTCH GREASER TOWELHEAD BITCH CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSCRACK WEHATEMARIO SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER PRICK SPANK THE MONKEY DOG SHIT FRIG SHITHEAD SLOPE PEEPEE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT LAPPER CLEMEN ASSWIPE TAMPONS HORSE SHIT DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN ASS PEARL NECKLACE SCUMBAG THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FROG'S FAT ASS PRICK BUGFUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the ASSHOLE and his SEX of girraffes in which SAMUEL L. JACKSON while reading about BULLCRAP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHAT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU