Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT CRAPPER'FUCKFACE'DOG SHIT'DOUCHING'CUNT'COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS'WEHATEMARIO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder RUSTY TROMBONE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I'LL RAPE YOU, sudden ROSIE O'DONNELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCKSUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NICARAGUA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLAK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YOU SUCK BALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENIS ON A BUN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GO HOME AND DIE POMMIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK YOU utterFUCKance of socially BLUE PENIS! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Tourette's syndrome.

ASSWIPE Tourette's is FAG not to be TURD confused with WIKIPEDIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK IN A BOX random EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA disorientation, culturally-TACO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKSTAIN language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOZILLA FIREFOX souvenir shoppes and massive CANNED QUOTE quantities HOMO of ANAL DIABETES SCROTUM garbage.

Darnit.

A TOWELHEAD Polite Note to the FROG'S FAT ASS Author:

The FAGGOT Tourette's MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to TWISTY VAGINA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUTT PIRATE article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NECROPHILIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITCOCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSRAPING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUCK MY COCK Tourrette's sufferers ASSRAMMER swear. You can DOG FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CAMEL JOCKEY TV, for always focusing on the REDSKIN bad side of a terrible TAFFY thing.
• The main 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SEX involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BENSON SUCKS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHAT knee MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAGO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BORDER HOPPER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUM school for POOPOO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NEOPETS sufferers to become WOMEN'S RIGHTS manically depressed and SPIC commit SHITSKIN suicide.
• There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the HADJI drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKHEAD tics often have adverse HI, BILLY MAYS HERE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRIG perodol" which caused my entire CLUSTERFUCK body to go FUCKBAG numb and COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD tourette syndrome FELCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKHEAD the ALEX TREBEK public view of Tourettes as a "SCUMBUCKET swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for CRAPPY "hi-jacking" your BOB SAGET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a DICK CHICKEN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KRAUT, and making fun of a [Insert swear here] horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your VAGINA time.

Best MY COMMUNION WAFER OF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. TITS & DICKS Regards to Andrew GO HOME AND DIE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The HELL bastard who wrote this article. You can THONG TASTER punch him if you WILLY WONKA want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOUR MOM saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BULLSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I'LL RAPE YOU Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NICARAGUA and DOG SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAGHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SNUFF PORN BAND WITH 4 RECTUM RAIDER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TOSSER HORSE! I'LL RAPE YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I'LL RAPE YOU'S HOUSE

How EPIDIDYMIS to FUCK cure GO HOME AND DIE the HAIL SATAN! Tourette's EMO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BALLS for PISS Tourette's D'OH Syndrome INBRED is FAG following DICKFACE these BUGGER OFF rules PIECE OF SHIT in ASSHAT order:

• 1: Avoid LIMEY immature POLAK little CUNTBUCKET kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within HELL 10 SLOPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COCKSUCKER MONKEY BALLS INBRED nor ARSE talk,
• 4: Tell YID yourself you FUCK YOU don't MARY WHITEHOUSE have TWAT this MOCKIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING WITH NASTY TIMBER NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FIST FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I'LL RAPE YOU last straw IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK!

I fucking put WALRUS SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOOK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BIRD IN THE HOUSE the TOP OF COCK THIS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try FUCKFUCKFUCK to battle FELCHING'BASTARD that tight-ass SHITSKIN 17-year-GENITALIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said DAMN IT' CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKLICK'WHORE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING FUCK is a laughing CONDOMS matter. Plus there INCEST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKTARD Uncyclopedia, there are WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? articles MONKEY BALLS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUSSY stuff. So I RAPE WALRUSES! that means DOG SHIT stop getting mad at the JERK OFF first part too and ARSE talking about the LAKE TITICACA letter that it's SLOPE mocking (what STRAWBERRY ASS letter? I don't even know what TRANNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian RUSKIE hi self BELGIUM even made a really JIZZ good point. "It's CUNT nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a SPIC knee tick". AUTOFELLATIO. Which I'll add BITCH onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that DICKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WALRUS SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a CONDOMS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACKASS SHIT hilarious. If you FUCKING Want facts, go on ANUSCAKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read PEEPEE the freaking ASSCRACK article anyway.

O KURWA! ASSHOLE PENIS DICK TITS DIPSHIT GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE FIRECROTCH ASSFACE WIGGER

CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE CUNNILINGUS FRITZ INCEST CUNTSWILLING CUNT CRAPPER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKSTAIN REDSKIN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOBSHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK GREASER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SHITFACE SUGARTITS FUCKING A SHIT SHITE DOUCHEBAG BUTT-HEAD FEMADOM FUCK YOU BITCH DONKEY DICK CLIT JIZZ WIGGER HELL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF WANK THONG TASTER HELL DICKFACE TURD PISS ARTIST BITCH REDNECK SHAKOPEE PISS ARTIST LICK PUSSY MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSCRACK ASSHAT SPUNK JACKASS SHITHEAD FUCKING GOBSHITE MARGARET THATCHER JIZZ BEAVER TACO BUTT PIRATE KIKE ASSHAT COCKSTUFFER NORTH KOREA MACACA BRITNEY DONALD RUMSFELD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKWAD STEVE BALLMER SEMEN SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SEMEN TWAT SHIT COCK FLYING FUCK RIGHT WING CHOAD SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH SHIT POMMIE ASSCRACK WANK FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ YOGHURT CANNON NIPPLES PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING JUMP! BONG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BLISTERING BARNACLES TAMPONS SCROTUM HEIL HITLER! BIRD SHIT ABO ASSWIPE CROTCH BANGKOK FLYING FUCK DAMN PISS OFF SOD SAND NIGGER LET'S SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS ARTIST ANAL NI NIPPLES RANDY TRAVIS FROG DARTH VADER FELLATIO SHITPISSER FUCK QUEEF SHITE CUNT FUCK YOU CUNT CRAPPER BEAVER DIPSHIT NECROPHILIA TOURETTE'S IS FUN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITFUCKER HEIL HITLER! FRED PHELPS BASTARD FLUFFY CLOUD DOUCHE CONDOMS HELL COLGATE GIVING HEAD pen0r SUCK MY COCK YID FROG'S FAT ASS MALARKY DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS FUCKFACE DAMN IT FUCKBAG DAGO PISSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY DAMN FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD HORSE SHIT TOSSER FUCKTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS PISSHOLE SMEG CHIGGER FUCK THONG TASTER BUTT PIRATE BONER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK LET'S SHIT NAZI KNOBJOCKEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RAGHEAD GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN RUSTY TROMBONE NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT JIGGABOO PISS OFF BELGIUM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKWIT PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI BUTT PIRATE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SAMUEL L. JACKSON NAZI TOSSER BELGIUM FIST FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE GENITALIA ASSRAMMER YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKFUCKFUCK TAMPONS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DIPSHIT DAMN IT GOBSHITE MOLDY TITS HELL DAMMIT JESSE McCARTNEY BULLCRAP POOPY YOU WANKER BITCH ASS FASCIST PISS OFF BELLEND D'OH SMEG ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI WANKER BALL SACK CUNT CRAP TOTAL CUNT AMERICA ONLINE MILF I'LL RAPE YOU DICKWAD ALEX TREBEK RICK MORANIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMMIT CLIT SHITHEAD JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK CHINK ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA TITS SHIT ASS JACKASS SHIT TITMOUSE POLAK FUCKING PISS ASS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS ANAL FUCK NUGGET ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS FUCK SHIT SHITSLINGING CUNT CUNT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FIRECROTCH DICKLICK NIPPLES BUGGER WOODPECKERSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! VAGINA PISS ARTIST FUCKER BASTARD SHIT FUCKWIT KAFFIR ASS FROG FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY ASS LICKER FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKSMOKER HITLER SON OF A BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK THONG TASTER FUCKFACE CRIMETHINK YOU WANKER BALL SACK FUCKWIT BASTARD GIVING HEAD BIGNOSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS JIZZ BUKKAKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BOB SAGET PORCH MONKEY ASS BULLSHIT TAMPONS SLOPE BELLEND INJUN CLUSTERFUCK CUM DOG FUCKER CROTCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK MOCKIE JACKASS BONER FEMADOM HELL SHAKOPEE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BOOBS SHITHEAD JIZZ FUCKFUCKFUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TAFFY FRITZ DAMN IT KIKE SCUMBUCKET COON MOTHERFUCKER BELGIUM BITCH WIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA NICARAGUA SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCUNTING HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KIKE DIPSHIT BASTARD JERK OFF YOU WANKER DAMN [expletive deleted] COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHOOP DA WHOOP SHITFACE DICKFACE CROTCH HAPPINESS JACKASS DICK TITS SLOPE QUEEF FUCKER FUCKHEAD CUNT SHITHEAD DAMN IT WANK BITCH TURD JACK ABRAMOFF DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMN GRINGO GREASER ABO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SCROTUM POOPY CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST DOM DeLUISE BELGIUM BORDER HOPPER TRANNY FUCKING TITTIES BOOBS FUCKTARD GREASER POTTYMOUTH JACKASS ASS ASS LICKER DICK COCKSHITTER DICK DONKEY PUNCHER REDNECK DAMN IT BOOBS COCKSHITTER ALEX TREBEK SON OF A BITCH FRENCH TICKLER DILDO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE O KURWA! ASSHOLE ASSFACE BUGGER BOOBS ASSHAT DUMBASS HENTAI VAGINA GOD DAMN ASS LICKER NIGGER BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE TITS & DICKS AUTOFELLATIO INCEST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITTY DOUCHEBAG ORGASM FUCKING FAG FUCK FUCKFACE DAMN IT NIPPLES RUSKIE DICKFACE ASSHAT SHIT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY INBRED 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX CRAPFUCKER GANGBANG ARSE CUNTRAG BOB SAGET DICK RAT'S COCK PORCH MONKEY BASTARD DOUCHEBAG HAIL SATAN! WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE INBRED DICKFACE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT GRAPE PENIS ASSWIPE FUCK BITCH SHITSLIDE GOD DAMN POLESMOKER BULLCRAP MAMA MIA SHITTY HORSE SHIT FUCKER SCUMBAG JIZZ CRAP ON A STICK RAGHEAD SHITFACE FIST FUCK MOLDY TITS TENTACLE RAPE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JIGGABOO HO JOHNNY ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD GOD DAMN JACKASS MOCCASINS JESSE McCARTNEY YID SHITFACE DICK GO HOME AND DIE REDSKIN GANGBANG BASTARD CUNT LAPPER SHITCOCK CUNT FAG GOATSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE BUKKAKE BONER FELCHING SEX CUNT ASS DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER YOUR MOM ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NEGRO FELCHING ORGASM DILDO RUSTY TROMBONE suck my mothers CLIT MALARKY NAZI JACKASS SHIT JERRY CUNT FLYING FUCK TIT SPRINKLES TAMPON IN MY ASS CHOAD FUCKSTAIN JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING BENSON SUCKS CRAPMUNCHER HORSE SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIPPLES FELLATIO SPUNK SCROTUM DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK FUCKFACE TITMOUSE DONKEY PUNCHER SCROTUM SHITSKIN NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT TIMBER NIGGER RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU YID RAT'S COCK AY-AY-AY MOZILLA FIREFOX SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK RUSKIE PISS ARTIST ARSE ASSHAT DOG FUCKER CHIGGER CUNT TRANNY SHITFACE BALL SACK FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY GOATSE CHOAD BANGKOK FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DUNE COON PISS OFF JACKASS FRITZ SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS [expletive deleted] FLYING RAT'S ASS POLACK CRAPPY COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK JOHNNY [expletive deleted] GREASER CAMEL FUCKER HELL PISSHOLE CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER ARSE BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP WANK DELICIOUS CAKE WANK [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD ASSCRACK FUCK SHITE POLACK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST BRUSH MA TEETH WOP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LIMEY CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FOUR-EYES JERK OFF PIGFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NEOPETS POOPY TOWELHEAD JACK OFF PEEPEE DILDO ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER PEDOPHILIA BALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITCUNTING JACKASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE ORGASM ASSWIPE YOU WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE ANAL ASSHAT ASSHAT DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG VAGINA PRICK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY COCK HAIL SATAN! CROTCH MOLDY TITS PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT FUCK NECROPHILIA TIBETAN BUDDHISM SHITTY FUCKTARD BULLSHIT CUNT FUCK FUCK DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT GRAPE PENIS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTSWILLING MAMA MIA NIPPLES ABO AY-AY-AY WIGGER DOODIE HEAD FIRECROTCH SOD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL DOUCHE NAZI BIG FOOT SOD FUCKING BASEBALL TITS & DICKS SPUNK SHITE HELL INBRED PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS BLUMPKIN WANKSPLAT BOLLOCKS DICK SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER BASTARD DIMETHYL GLYCOL HELL FUCK ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK SCROTUM SPUNK OLD CHRIST OF A FELCHMONKEY WANK DUMBASS GOD DAMN CUNT RAGHEAD BITCH JERK OFF JIZZ BASTARD REDSKIN DAMN CRAPMUNCHER WIENER TOSSER DICKLICK CRAP FUCKING JUMP! RUSKIE DOT HEAD GIVING HEAD CRAPMUNCHER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSRAPING TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE DOUCHETITS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT TACO GOOK COCK FUCKING A SHITSKIN BALLS POTTYMOUTH BALLS BOOBS PISS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BUKKAKE TWAT SHITBALLS COCKGOBLIN FUCK YOU SHITFACE BLUMPKIN FROG TOSSER JERK OFF FUCKTARD TITS DISSIDENTS DYKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK HORSE PENIS DAMN IT PRICK ASSFACE CUNT SNUFF PORN SHITCOCK FUCKER FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHITSKIN FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO GOBSHITE IT'S OVER 9000! WANK HADJI JERK OFF BIGNOSE DAMMIT POWERSHIT PUSSY HO WIENER VAGINA PISSHOLE HELL I WILL KILL YOU! ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHE FUCKING A ASSHOLE FELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS DUMBASS TRANNY BUGGER OFF DOG SHIT BASTARD CHUFF DIPSHIT DUMBASS COON DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PISS ARTIST BOB SAGET ASSHOLE I WILL END YOU! SHITHEAD DOT HEAD FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WANK GRINGO DAMNED TABERNACLE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLEVELAND STEAMER RUSKIE SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO HORSE PENIS CHENEY BLUMPKIN PENISFUCK BUTT PIRATE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK DICKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA SON OF A BITCH BOOBS RAT'S COCK ANUSCAKE DOUCHING POWERSHIT WANK COCKSMOKER FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT SHITE DIPSHIT DOUCHE NAZI GOOK BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA MOTHERFUCKER COCK VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER JACK OFF FUCKING JUMP! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM POOPOO OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE ASSCRACK BUKKAKE ASSHAT SHIT FUCK PISS OFF BLOWJOB PEEPEE JACK OFF MALARKY FUCKING MONKEY BALLS DYKE POOPOO FROG'S FAT ASS BIGNOSE DAMN SCUMBUCKET DOM DeLUISE FUCK MONKEY SHIT FENCE JUMPER FUCKING BASEBALL PAKI TWAT MASTURBATION BORDER HOPPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOT HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKBAG NICARAGUA BIRD IN THE HOUSE [expletive deleted] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS ARTIST GOOK HELLFIRE BITCH DICKWAD CUNT HELL YOU WANKER GENITALIA BASTARD SHIT SUCK MY COCK FRITZ FUCKHEAD PENIS DICKFACE SEX BUGFUCK pen0r ARSE ABO MONKEY SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUGGER FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD JOHNNY NIGGER SHITCOCK CAMEL JOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK TACO DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS DAGO SEMEN DOUCHEBAG FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST ASS TIMBER NIGGER DAMN NEGRO CC PLZ ASSRAMMER FUCKWIT JACK ABRAMOFF GANGBANG WANK DICKHEAD SHITFACE CUNT I WILL END YOU! BALLS FUCKING JUMP! BLUMPKIN DOUCHE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PIGFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EMO FAG BELLEND CHAV FUCK SEX LET'S SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK ASSHOLE INBRED HENTAI DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER COCKSMOKER BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT ASS FUCK POMMIE CROTCH DOG FUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE LAKE TITICACA WANK CLEMEN BASTARD BITCH PISSHOLE TWAT FELCHING FUCK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ARSEBADGERS BIRD SHIT FRIG GREASER COCKSHITTER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PUSSYLICKER SOD OFF BUTT-HEAD YOU WANKER MOCCASINS BASTARD WIENER JERK OFF SHITSLINGING BOOBIES COON CAPTAIN CRUNCH JACKASS SHIT WANK WANK pen0r BASTARD HIV NEGATIVE SUCK MY DICK INBRED POOPY YID SHIT HELL DOUCHE NAZI POWERSHIT KNOBJOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE ASS LOLCAT JUNGLE BUNNY MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER PIG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIENER CUNTBUCKET PIG CUNT LIMEY PENIS ON A BUN TITWANK SOD HADJI WHORE CHIGGER QUEEF DUMBASS ASSFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCK SHITHEAD FUCK GRUE RAPE TAMPONS FUCK BOOBS SEX DICKHEAD GOOK HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE DAMN FUCKWIT SCUMBAG FUCKING JUMP! MILF PUSSY PISS BRUSH MA TEETH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITS & DICKS CHINK SHITFUCKER BALLS [EXPLETIVE] PENIS DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER DYKE SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE SHIT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK and with the ASSFACE and his 30 CASES OF PICKLES of girraffes in which FUCK NUGGET while reading about VENEREAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GANGBANG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITFUCKER