Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BRITNEY'DICKHEAD'SHITSLINGING'WOP'CAMEL FUCKER'YOU WANKER'GOBSHITE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PORCH MONKEY, sudden FOUR-EYES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKWIT or KNOBJOCKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUMBASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KRAUT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PICKANINNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LIMEY ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BENCH PRESS utterFUCKance of socially WANKSPLAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

KAFFIR Tourette's is FUCKING A not to be ORGASM confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POTTYMOUTH random ASS disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKLICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD INBRED of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PEEPEE souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES RUSTY TROMBONE garbage.

Darnit.

A CONDOMS Polite Note to the FELLATIO Author:

The DAMMIT Tourette's POLACK Research Institute was BITCH founded to CHIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUTT-HOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SPIC article YOGHURT CANNON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAGO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POTTYMOUTH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAGHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FAGGOT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Tourrette's sufferers LENS CRAFTERS swear. You can SHITTY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMN TV, for always focusing on the NIPPLES bad side of a terrible JERK OFF thing.
• The main GANGBANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FU SPANG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GENITALIA knee BRUSH MA TEETH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HORSE SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHETITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LET'S SHIT school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TOTAL sufferers to become RAGHEAD manically depressed and BOB SAGET commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no 30 CASES OF PICKLES cure, and the CHING CHONG CHINK drugs that are available to, "calm" the BENCH PRESS tics often have adverse BONER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HI, BILLY MAYS HERE perodol" which caused my entire FEMADOM body to go POMMIE numb and DICK TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAMEL JOCKEY it is without the GRIS drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD tourette syndrome POMMIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the RAT'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "SHITBALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK MY DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TURD sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your LET'S SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOZILLA FIREFOX this that really DUMBASS annoys me. I am working towards a DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HONKY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CROTCH, and making fun of a CLEMEN horrible disorder is (not) HENTAI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSFACE time.

Best WALRUS SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew CHUFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The COCKING FUCKBOROUGH bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHING punch him if you RICK MORANIS want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PORCH MONKEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCK and FUCKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRACKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUGGER BAND WITH 4 ASSWIPE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITTIES HORSE! PORCH MONKEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PORCH MONKEY'S HOUSE

How CUNT to MOTHERFUCKER cure FRIG the SCUMBAG Tourette's BENSON SUCKS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSFACE for PUSSYLICKER Tourette's SHIT Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is SCUMBAG following SHITCOCK these SEMEN rules BITCH in LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! order:

• 1: Avoid CHAV immature MOTHERFUCKER little FUCKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to CC PLZ within TITS 10 SON OF A BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FLYING FUCK FUCKING A CRAPPY nor PENIS talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you WETBACK don't DUMBASS have HOMO this I'LL RAPE YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY SHIT LIKE A HORSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTIES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PORCH MONKEY last straw I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!!

I fucking put JOHN ELWAY' my comment at the TOP OF THE LET'S SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIGFUCKER the TOP OF ASSWIPE THIS JUSTIN BIEBER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. KRAUT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FELLATIO people who try MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! to battle ASSFACE'SON OF A BITCH that tight-ass BUTT-FOR-BRAINS 17-year-BOOBS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PUSSY it now, but someone said GOD DAMMIT' BUGGER SON OF A BITCH'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ARSEBADGERS is a laughing DAMMIT matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BONER Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles FUCKSTAIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BLESSED DAMN SAINT stuff. So SHIT that means SHITE stop getting mad at the OSTRICH MY ASS first part too and FRITZ talking about the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT letter that it's CRAP ON A STICK mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what GREASER the heck you're talking about). Adrian EPIDIDYMIS hi self BOOBS even made a really DOG FUCKER good point. "It's DILDO nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a PORCUPINE'S BALLS knee tick". FUCKFUCKFUCK. Which I'll add GOD DAMMIT onto MACACA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CARPET MUNCHER suffer that AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNTSWILLING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSBANDIT be, because if I were a BALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you GIVING HEAD Want facts, go on HADJI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NORTH KOREA be offended, don't read WIENER the freaking HAIL SATAN! article anyway.

PIGFUCKER HONKY FUCK COON BUGGER OFF DELICIOUS CAKE I AM CORNHOLIO! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT GANGBANG

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DAMN CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM BIGNOSE DRAMA D'OH FUCK BALL SACK PUNANI BALLS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DUMBASS FLYING FUCK BELGIUM PISS OFF NEGRO FUCK CHINK CUNNILINGUS CHINK CARPET MUNCHER GOOK PUSSYLICKER ASSCRACK FUCK FUCK SPUNK INCEST FUCKWIT CUNTRAG DIPSHIT MONKEY SHIT DOUCHEBAG SHITTY PISS DAMN MICK CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS DICKLICK NIGGER DICKHEAD PENIS PISS CARPET MUNCHER DICKLICK GRINGO HONKY CLIT DAMN YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT SHAKOPEE FUCK A DUCK AY-AY-AY NORTH KOREA KIKE ARSE CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT RUSKIE CUNT BORDER HOPPER FAGGOT SHITTY pen0r DIRTY SANCHEZ BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK SUNSHINE ASSCRACK DICKWAD HORSE SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS ASSFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HO ASS FASCIST WANK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TOWELHEAD DAMN BUGFUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BASTARD FUCK LOGJAMMER FUCKHEAD SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING BEANER CUNT FOUR-EYES BALL SACK RAT'S ASS BLUE PENIS! HELL DIPSHIT DOG SHIT TWAT MACACA GRINGO DOM DeLUISE BITCH YID NAZI TWAT BUTT PIRATE AMERICA ONLINE FUCKTARD REDSKIN PEEPEE DICK IN A BOX QUEEF CUNT MONKEY BALLS RAT'S COCK MAMA MIA SHITCUNTING WIGGER TWISTY VAGINA GRINGO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BLUE PENIS! BALL SACK WIKIPEDIA PEDOPHILIA FELLATIO TOSSER SACRAMENTO AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE DILDO BEAVER BALLS AY-AY-AY TIMBER NIGGER BOOBIES BOOBS SEX BITCH CLIT WETBACK SHIT TWAT PEDOPHILIA SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE HELL ASSHAT YOU WANKER POLESMOKER CUNT PUSSYLICKER CLEMEN DIPSHIT NORTH KOREA SCUMBUCKET ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE GOD DAMN BASTARD SEX AUTOFELLATIO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHOAD FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SHITE REDNECK BEAVER TESTICLE CHOKE MACACA ASS BUKKAKE WHORE DICK COON GIVING HEAD FELCHMONKEY BALLS DAMN JOHNNY PIG BITCH FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER ASS LICKER FUCK OFF SHIT JACKASS CUNTBUCKET DUMBASS WANK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKBAG BUKKAKE DICK MARGARET THATCHER SOD SHITCOCK STEVE BALLMER CRAP ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT ASSHAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX TITS GOBSHITE HO SPUNK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIPSHIT TIT DIRT DARTH VADER JESSE McCARTNEY SPICY CUNT FUCK JACK OFF SHITFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FASHION BUG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA POTTYMOUTH ASSWIPE CUNT ASS DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS SPANK THE MONKEY QUEEF PISS FUCKER ARSEBADGERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTBUCKET SEMPRINI FELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK ABO I'LL RAPE YOU FASHION BUG BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FELCHMONKEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS SUCK MY DICK BOON POMMIE CUNT FUCK PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SHIT JACKASS BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT POOPOO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS pen0r WANKER COCKSHITTER SAND NIGGER COLGATE I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFACE BASTARD CUNT DICKHEAD FELLATIO FUCKTARD NIGGER DUMBASS HORSE SHIT BOB SAGET CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POOPOO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE SON OF A BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ARSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS BALL SACK GRIS RAT'S ASS DAMN IT CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POMMIE FUCKSTAIN BITCH [EXPLETIVE] PISS OFF DICKFACE WALRUS SHIT KNOBJOCKEY ANUSCAKE COCKGOBLIN BASTARD KAFFIR COON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POMMIE CLEMEN FUCKHEAD JACK OFF WIENER CUNT CRAPPER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS ASSHAT CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE WIENER TITWANK CUNTSWILLING WOODPECKERSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK BALL SACK FUCK YOU BALLS SHITTY SAGGY TITS SHIT OUT OF MY DICK ORGASM ASS HORSE SHIT MONKEY SHIT BEAVER FLYING FUCK EPIDIDYMIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN BASTARD SHITSKIN BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD NIGNOG CAMEL FUCKER ABO YOU SUCK BALLS

BOB SAGET SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE FELCHING ARSE CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE CAUCASIANS PORCH MONKEY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FRIG JESSE McCARTNEY Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKWIT and with the DAMN IT and his PRICK of girraffes in which SAMUEL L. JACKSON while reading about FUCKING JUMP!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CAMEL JOCKEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK