Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKING A'YOU WANKER'JACKASS'SHITHEAD'BOLLOCKS'FUCKSTAIN'JACKASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DAMMIT look at the LAKE TITICACA talk page of this RAT'S COCK article for notes or discussion before FUCKFACE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITTIES neurochemical FUCK disorder GRIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS, sudden COMMUNIST DILDO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MACACA or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGNOG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMMIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CROTCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SAGGY TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTT-HOLE FIST FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially RUSKIE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address THERE IS A CABAL Tourette's syndrome.

NIGGER TITS Tourette's is ASS not to be DAMN confused with SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAPPY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOCCASINS language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT HOMO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PEARL NECKLACE souvenir shoppes and massive FROG quantities JERK OFF of ANAL DIABETES I RAPE WALRUSES! garbage.

Darnit.

A POLAK Polite Note to the DUMBASS Author:

The PENISBIRD Tourette's CHIGGER Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to ASSCRACK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SMEG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HORSE SHIT article DOUGHNUT PUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WETBACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FROG'S FAT ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE swear. You can SMEG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame LIMEY TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMN bad side of a terrible HITLER thing.
• The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMNATION involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHOAD KISSER knee TWAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CROTCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RANDY TRAVIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FROG'S FAT ASS school for STRAWBERRY ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUGGER OFF sufferers to become ORGASM manically depressed and BOLLOCKS commit WETBACK suicide.
• There is no KRAUT cure, and the I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JESUS FUCKING CHRIST perodol" which caused my entire FELLATIO body to go BLOWJOB numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS drug.

I am an active member of a FROG'S FAT ASS tourette syndrome MOCKIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCK the TRANNY public view of Tourettes as a "JAP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS ARTIST sorry for GOD DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GREASER this that really SUCK A BIG DICK annoys me. I am working towards a CHRIST OF TABERNACLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, and making fun of a COMMUNISM IS STUPID horrible disorder is (not) ASSHOLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHAT time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JUSTIN BIEBER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. ARSE Regards to Andrew BELGIUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The INCEST bastard who wrote this article. You can RAT'S COCK punch him if you [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLUE PENIS! saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HELL and PISS OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GYPSY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHICKEN SHIT BAND WITH 4 ANAL DIABETES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HORSE! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS'S HOUSE

How BOOBIES to DICKFACE cure PUSSYLICKER the SHITFACE Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOB SAGET for SUCK MY COCK Tourette's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Syndrome NIGNOG is [EXPLETIVE] following BELLEND these ANUSCAKE rules SHAKOPEE in SOD order:

• 1: Avoid DICKWAD immature MOTHERFUCKER little CUM kids,
• 2: Count to FLAMING ASS BADGER within CHOAD 10 HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANASseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GANGBANG WIENER ASSHOLE nor ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA talk,
• 4: Tell ANAL yourself you FLYING RAT'S ASS don't BASTARD have SHITBALLS this FUCKSTAIN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JENKEM WITH NASTY BRUSH MA TEETH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS last straw EXTRA LONG PENIS!

I fucking put FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA' my comment at the TOP OF THE DUMBASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLEMEN the TOP OF PUSSY THIS GOD DAMMIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKHEAD offensive. COCKING FUCKBOROUGH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIPSHIT people who try KAFFIR to battle FAG'PISS OFF that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHOAD it now, but someone said DAGO' JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNNILINGUS is a laughing COCKSUCKER matter. Plus there I WILL KILL YOU! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are FASHION BUG articles TACO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JOHN SMILEY FACE stuff. So FUCK that means SEX stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and SHITE talking about the BEAVER letter that it's DOUCHING mocking (what DICKFACE letter? I don't even know what DIRTY SANCHEZ the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHAT hi self BULLSHIT even made a really DOUCHING good point. "It's FIST FUCK nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a JACKASS knee tick". DICKHEAD. Which I'll add SHIT onto DOUCHE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BIGNOSE suffer that BONER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TURD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS be, because if I were a PUNANI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you THONG TASTER Want facts, go on FLYING RAT'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read BAD MOTHERFUCKER the freaking PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! article anyway.

PUSSY SOD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKHEAD OLD CHRIST OF A PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING BOOBS FUCK OFF PISSHOLE

FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN [expletive deleted] HEIL HITLER! SUCK MY COCK GO HOME AND DIE DAMN DOG FUCKER KRAUT TITTIES SHIT POLESMOKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I WILL KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT INCEST GOD DAMMIT BUTT-HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT ASSWIPE FUCKTARD [Insert yet another person's name here] BITCH TAMPONS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK OFF SHIT TWAT HEIL HITLER! MICK TACO FAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GANGBANG LET'S SHIT NIGGER SHITHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JACKASS MARY WHITEHOUSE CHOAD HAIL SATAN! FUCKHEAD NIGGER SHIT FIST FUCK BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK OFF TOTAL FLYING FUCK SHIT DOM DeLUISE BASTARD DAMN SHITE SHITTY FUCK OFF FELLATIO PISS OFF MY ASS CROTCH FUCKER ASS GENITALIA BOB SAGET CRAP FUCKHEAD SHITE ASSHOLE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ORGASM PISS POO POO BLOWJOB CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLUSTERFUCK JIZZ SHITCUNTING CUNT LAPPER FUCK A DUCK FUCKING JERRY SHITFACE INBRED TITS & DICKS DICK SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER GYPSY O CANADA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BAT FUCK INSANE MONKEY BALLS JESSE McCARTNEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT ARSE LET'S SHIT ARSE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKBAG MARGARET THATCHER BITCH WIKIPEDIA NIPPLES HO COON FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER COON WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MALARKY SHITTY INBRED SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOZILLA FIREFOX suck my mothers FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK CUNT BULLSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE PIECE OF SHIT MICK CONDOMS REDSKIN JACKASS CLIT WANK DAMNATION WANK ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE CONDOMS JERK OFF CUNT LAPPER COON TITMOUSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS OFF PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF WALRUS SHIT BUGGER OFF SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT ASSWIPE GOATSE FEWMETS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MALARKY WIGGER FUCKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD PRICK PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A DAMN SHITTY pen0r YOU WANKER PIG KIKE DOG SHIT LENS CRAFTERS HOMO CUNT SCUMBAG DEVELOPERS! DONKEY PUNCHER JENKEM SOD CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE JIZZ CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DARTH VADER I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT FENCE JUMPER ASS FASCIST BUGFUCK JACK OFF NIGGER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH DICK HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ROSIE O'DONNELL I WILL KILL YOU! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHOAD NIGGER HONKY WANK SHITE HELL SHIT GOD DAMN MOCCASINS BORDER HOPPER ARSE SPUNK CRAPPY JIGGABOO DAMNATION FRED PHELPS CONDOMS FUCK YOU FUCK BULLSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE DOUCHE FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PORCUPINE'S BALLS [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG HONKY WIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF WANKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BONG VAGINA BUTTFUCKER 666 I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS SHITBALLS TITS POMMIE SUGARTITS PIG MOTHERFUCKER BONER TRANNY JIZZ EARS OF CHRIST GARBAGE DAY! HELL WIKIPEDIA GENITALIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKLICK {{USERNAME}} POTTYMOUTH DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST SHIT DICKFACE ASSHOLE WANK FRITZ BLUMPKIN FUCKHEAD ASS FUCKING BASEBALL BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE POMMIE DOODIE HEAD HELL BIRD SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS BRUSH MA TEETH MONKEY SHIT PUNANI FLYING FUCK ORGASM INJUN suck my mothers FUCKHEAD PUSSY FUCKING SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY SPUNK DOG SHIT WIENER JOHNNY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKHEAD YOU WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES PORCH MONKEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS LIMEY GOD DAMMIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS OFF SHITFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CAMEL FUCKER FRAK DAMN GOBSHITE INBRED RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT DILDO MONKEY SHIT HITLER TWAT COCKSMOKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNTRAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIRD SHIT SOD PISS WIKIPEDIA FUCK BEAVER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! KNOBJOCKEY SHUT UP, MEG! NIGGER TITS TESTICLE CHOKE ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TOSSER PORCH MONKEY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS FUCKFACE ORGASM HELLFUCKER DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT GRAPE PENIS TACO WANK MOCKIE DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH TWISTY VAGINA FAGGOT CUNTYMINTS BEAVER TAMPON IN MY ASS BELLEND FRENCH TICKLER DAMN CUNT FUCKFACE SHITTY ASSWIPE HELL ASSBANDIT PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS BITCH SON OF A BITCH DONKEY DICK FUCKING SEMEN TITWANK FUCK FELCHING PUSSY PEEPEE DICKWAD DICKFACE DAMN EMO TAMPONS CUNT GOD DAMN SEMEN BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS GOATSE TENTACLE RAPE PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER DAMN ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE RAPE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH FENCE JUMPER BOB SAGET HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSFACE NAZI ASSFACE ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE JERK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMNATION DICKLICK MICK CUNT BEAVER NEGRO BENCH PRESS JAP FUCKTARD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DOG FUCKER CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT CHICKEN SHIT PORCH MONKEY NIGNOG PEDOPHILIA HELL JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE NAZI HELL FAGGOT RANDY TRAVIS FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD FUCKWIT FUCK GOD DAMN SCROTUM FUCK YOU TACO DAMN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT YOUR MOM JACKASS YOUR MOM CHOAD PISS ARTIST ANUSCAKE FUCKING CUNT BULLSHIT INBRED FUCKFACE FUCKING JUMP! DICK BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA PISS ARTIST RAPE CUNT NI TRANNY FUCKFACE NEGRO PIG FROG CHRISTHUMPER COCKSMOKER JACKASS ORGASM RAGHEAD BOON JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HO JERK OFF DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF FELCHING DICKHEAD TAMPONS GIVING HEAD DAMMIT BOOBS SHITTY LAKE TITICACA ASSHAT BULLSHIT BANGKOK FEWMETS COON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TWAT DAMN FASHION BUG DIPSHIT NECROPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE CHAV FUCKFACE FUCK PEDOPHILIA CRAPPY SHIT POLACK SUGARTITS FUCKTARD CUNT AMERICA ONLINE TIT SPRINKLES SHIT BIRD SHIT CUNTYMINTS COCK JACKASS GRINGO DIPSHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITE RAPE BULLSHIT BUKKAKE ARSE DOUCHE WANK FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING SHIT COON UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCK YOU DILDO GOD DAMMIT BANGKOK BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE ASSHOLE CHIGGER FLYING FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT CUNTBUCKET DAGO WANK NECROPHILIA CUNT SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! AUTOFELLATIO SHITSKIN MUGABE HAS AIDS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD FLYING FUCK SHITE JENKEM POO POO BLOWJOB DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HELL CHOAD KISSER CHING CHONG CHINK BIGNOSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON GRINGO BALL SACK TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN ALEX TREBEK BOOBS BITCH CAMEL FUCKER CHRISTMAS TREES DUNE COON GENITALIA FUCKING WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT COCK BEAVER CUNT MONKEY SHIT BASTARD VAGINA FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS JACKASS DICK IN A BOX LIMEY SEMEN RUSKIE TWISTY VAGINA SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK JAP PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS TITS DICKWAD JACKASS SHIT ANAL RUSKIE FUCK NUGGET CHINK FUCK TITS ASS FUCKFACE SHITBALLS MAMA MIA BLUMPKIN CLUSTERFUCK FEWMETS PEARL NECKLACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK VANITY PAGES ROCK SCROTUM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ABO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSHAT FUCKBAG BULLSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SMEG FUCK VAGINA BITCH BITCH WALRUS SHIT TWAT DICKHEAD FUCKING HUMAN RIGHTS DUMBASS WANK YID DAMMIT JIZZ MOLDY TITS GRINGO HELLFIRE AMERICA ONLINE ALF BOOBS MARCH OF FLAMES DEMOCRACY SHIT SHITE POLACK SHITCOCK HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS QUEEF CHUFF FUCKING A BASTARD WEHATEMARIO FREE ELECTIONS I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK NUGGET SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN GOBSHITE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! JERK OFF WANK POO POO BLOWJOB LIMEY MOLDY TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKTARD SOD LET'S SHIT CHOAD KISSER PISS ARTIST POLAK CRAPMUNCHER FAGGOT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CLIT FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSHOLE SHITE FUCK [expletive deleted] TAFFY GOD DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! CRAP ON A STICK CARPET MUNCHER NICARAGUA PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD JENKEM GOD DAMMIT WIENER BALLS ASSFACE ARSE TITS & DICKS JACKASS SHIT NECROPHILIA DICKLICK MAMA MIA YID VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD ARSE HOLY DUMB FUCK INBRED DEMOCRACY GREASER JOHNNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT GRINGO TAMPONS POO POO BLOWJOB PUSSYLICKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT COCKSHITTER JACKASS PENIS COON INBRED SHITFUCKER WANK ASSCRACK OH SHI– BITCH DICK IN A BOX BITCH SAND NIGGER SHITCUNTING JERRY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFUCKER SEX FUCKFACE GENITALIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WETBACK BASTARD DOG SHIT RAPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MACACA FELCHMONKEY GRINGO INJUN DONGSHOVER ARSE POLAK CUNTRAG DONKEY PUNCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS CHOAD HONKY CC PLZ BUTTFUCKER DAMN MASTURBATION DOM DeLUISE BASTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ALF YOGHURT CANNON SPUNK SHITFACE WINDOWS VISTA CAMEL JOCKEY SOD CHENEY NIPPLES MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT suck my mothers CUNT CRAPPER HOT GRITS PISS OFF GOD BLESS AMERICA BUGGER OFF I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD FUCK HELL PISSHOLE TITS CRAPFUCKER GREASER CUNT BASTARD COON RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD GO HOME AND DIE SHITCOCK SHITPISSER SHIT DAMN CONDOMS TACO JAP SEX PISS OFF WIENER MALL SANTA WANKSPLAT CHICKEN FRIES HORSE PENIS BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK STEVE BALLMER DICKHEAD SHIT ASSHAT SEMEN SHITE FRED PHELPS CUNT RAPE SUGARTITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CARPET MUNCHER PISS ARTIST TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITTY INJUN PORCH MONKEY D'OH JUNGLE BUNNY TWAT FUCKER BULLCRAP ABO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOLLOCKS GYPSY ASS SHITTY DOG SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FIST FUCK ASSFACE TITS & DICKS JENKEM FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS YUKY DOODY SEMPRINI OSTRICH MY ASS PIECE OF SHIT TACO DOUCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKHEAD HELL CUNT EUROIPODS BIRD SHIT FUCK NEGRO FUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HOLY DUMB FUCK SCUMBAG ASSHAT ANUSCAKE FIRECROTCH SHITFACE FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH SUCK MY COCK GYPSY JACK OFF DOUCHEBAG CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE GOBSHITE BOOBIES GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG NAZI TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BALL SACK SHIT GREASER FUCK YOU CUNTSWILLING WIENER HELL ASSFACE RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER DOM DeLUISE SUCK A BIG DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY DOUCHEBAG DOUCHING BIRD SHIT NIPPLES MOCCASINS DAMN SHIT BUTTFUCKER INBRED ASSRAPING BUGFUCK MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK GOD DAMN YOU WANKER FUCKWIT WOP PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ARSEBADGERS HO JUNGLE BUNNY BEAVER ASSCRACK SHITTY GREASER SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA BLOWJOB DONKEY DICK TRANNY SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ANUSCAKE CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER ALEX TREBEK MASTURBATION LOLCAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITTIES ASSHOLE VAGINA SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ANAL FUCK YOU WANK TITS ASSWIPE TACO WALRUS SHIT PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSBANDIT CUM BUGGER FUCKING CHAV SHITFACE DAMN SHITE GENITALIA COCKSUCKER PIG BITCH MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PICKANINNY BITCH MILF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN RAT'S COCK BONER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INBRED COCK SHIT BASTARD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF MY ASS DOUCHE NAZI CUNTSWILLING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAGO GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIBLE BASHER GREASER BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT BITCH FUCK YOU INCEST BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BLUMPKIN SPIC [expletive deleted] DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER FUCKING BASEBALL THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUNTBUCKET NAZI GOOK TUBA RUSTY TROMBONE ARSE ANUSCAKE NIPPLES DOUCHE NAZI DAMN NIGGER SCUMBAG RAT'S COCK BASTARD BALLS PECKERHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE PUSSY FUCK YOU MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BIG FOOT SHITFACE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SEX GRINGO CAMEL JOCKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSRAPING CRAPFUCKER GENITALIA CUNTSWILLING BUKKAKE ASSFACE YID WANKER DAMN DILDO DYKE MARGARET THATCHER ANUSCAKE DICK TITWANK COON BRUSH MA TEETH FROG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BENCH PRESS DOG SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BULLSHIT BITCH SHIT SHITBALLS CLIT SCUMBUCKET LET'S SHIT BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER FUCK BOOBS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSMOKER POLAK GOATSE BEANER SHITFUCKER MOLDY TITS CHOAD KISSER NICARAGUA POLESMOKER DAMN ASSHAT WIKIPEDIA FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK A DUCK and with the COCKGOBLIN and his HORSE PENIS of girraffes in which FUCKFACE while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOLLOCKS