Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKSTAIN'DAMN IT'JIGGABOO'DYKE'BUTTFUCKER'FEMADOM'FUCKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AUTOFELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKBAG, sudden PORCUPINE'S BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOB SAGET or SCUMBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JUSTIN BIEBER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITWANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN IT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPICY CUNT FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I'LL RAPE YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS OFF MY ASS television programs to address LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSYLICKER Tourette's is FLYING FUCK not to be SEMEN confused with SHITCOCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BELLEND chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITTIES random SPIC disorientation, culturally-ASSRAMMER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS ARTIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, MASTURBATION and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOCCASINS souvenir shoppes and massive CRAP ON A STICK quantities JAP of ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the BUTTFUCKER Author:

The FROG Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was BITCH founded to FROG'S FAT ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DYKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article REDNECK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIXIES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VAGINA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITBALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOG SHIT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can REDNECK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame STRAWBERRY ASS TV, for always focusing on the BUTT PIRATE bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
• The main VAGINA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POMMIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KRAUT knee PUSSY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JAP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLINGING school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and BRITNEY commit IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

suicide.

• There is no HENTAI cure, and the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse BOB SAGET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOON perodol" which caused my entire FU SPANG body to go BITCH numb and RANDY TRAVIS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKWIT it is without the SEX drug.

I am an active member of a INCEST tourette syndrome SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHICKEN SHIT the ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKBAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST sorry for POLACK "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGNOG this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a BUTTFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIRD SHIT time.

Best CONAN O'BRIAN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TANK MAN reply

As MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. TAMPONS Regards to Andrew INBRED Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The GRIS bastard who wrote this article. You can PUSSY punch him if you FROG'S FAT ASS want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOT HEAD saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PUNANI intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKBAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BOOBS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKER BAND WITH 4 YOUR MOM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DUMBASS HORSE! FUCKBAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKBAG'S HOUSE

How ROSIE O'DONNELL to TESTICLE CHOKE cure HELL the PENIS ON A STICK Tourette's BEAVER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JERRY for CUNT Tourette's LIMEY Syndrome FENCE JUMPER is CUNTING ASSCRACK following HONKY these GOD BLESS AMERICA rules PORCUPINE'S BALLS in COCKSMOKER order:

• 1: Avoid CUNT immature RUSTY TROMBONE little BRUSH MA TEETH kids,
• 2: Count to SHITHEAD within DICK CHICKEN 10 FUCKINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS LICKER SHAKOPEE nor FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you BULLSHIT don't ASSFACE have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS this WOMEN'S RIGHTS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK CHICKEN WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKBAG last straw SUCK A BIG DICK!

I fucking put PISS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BASTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CAMEL JOCKEY the TOP OF DAMNATION THIS BEAVER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PORCH MONKEY offensive. DELICIOUS CAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FIST FUCK people who try MICK to battle DOUCHE NAZI'SUCK MY DICK that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-RAPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AMERICA ONLINE it now, but someone said WIGGER' BUGGER BITCH'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING is a laughing PRICK matter. Plus there SEX was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on O KURWA! Uncyclopedia, there are LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD articles JACKASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCKSTUFFER stuff. So TURD that means HELL stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the EMO letter that it's CUNT mocking (what CUNT CRAPPER letter? I don't even know what TACO the heck you're talking about). Adrian BELLEND hi self JACKASS even made a really ANAL good point. "It's CLUSTERFUCK nothing more HO from a head nod to a TWAT knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add FLYING FUCK onto RAGHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SOD suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to REDNECK be, because if I were a NIGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you FELLATIO Want facts, go on CLUSTERFUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LENS CRAFTERS be offended, don't read ASS the freaking TWAT article anyway.

VAGINA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA WANK FUCKBAG TITTYWANK

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SHIT FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS BITCH MALARKY CLIT SUGARTITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS POMMIE EMO I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE RAPE CHING CHONG CHINK FRIG DICK TITS INCEST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUM SMEG SHITE FUCKING JUMP! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL FUCKING BASEBALL SUCK MY COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TAMPONS I DON'T HAVE AIDS POTTYMOUTH DONKEY DICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT SLOPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN RAT'S COCK WOODPECKERSHIT HELL TITTYWANK CUNT TUBA TOSSER LOLCAT RAT'S ASS AMERICA ONLINE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HEIL HITLER! TWAT CHOAD KISSER SHITHEAD MICK BULLSHIT COON NIPPLES SHITE ASS KNOBJOCKEY RAGHEAD NIGGER D'OH BOYCOTT VIACOM! BASTARD BASTARD CLEMEN DOUCHE FUCK OFF FUCKER FUCKTARD FELLATIO ORGASM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BELLEND PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DUMBASS FELLATIO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ORGASM FUCKING A DAMN SMEG ASSHAT SHITTY FUCKHEAD LOGJAMMER SCROTUM CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HELL HELL FUCKING DOUCHEBAG PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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BALL SACK WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD HELLFIRE SHITE SHITTY CLIT FLYING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! BUTTFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOLDY TITS CUNTRAG PISSHOLE PISSHOLE FUDGEPACKER FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER CUNTSWILLING NIPPLES ORGASM CLEMEN GRIS SCROTUM BLUE PENIS! PRICK ASSHAT OSTRICH MY ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HORSE SHIT FRITZ SEMEN DOUCHING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOCCASINS INBRED DAMN DICKHEAD DARTH VADER FUCKING POLESMOKER DUNE COON CUNTBUCKET FELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT SAGGY TITS SUCK A BIG DICK DICKHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK SLOPE BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS FASCIST GOD BLESS AMERICA DOT HEAD DIPSHIT HELL BULLCRAP PEDOPHILIA PISS OFF [Insert swear here] MONKEY SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BASTARD SUITCASE PENIS ANAL DIABETES TWAT CRAPFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE POLACK FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SOD OFF HOMO DUNE COON TITS & DICKS BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOT HEAD CRAP HELLFIRE WOP SHAKOPEE YID HEIL HITLER! BEAVER BALLS PIECE OF SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BLOWJOB BUGGER SCUMBAG PRICK BALLS TOSSER SPANK THE MONKEY SPIC FUCKSTAIN suck my mothers FU SPANG DAMN IT CUM BOLLOCKS CUNT SUCK MY COCK SMEG TITS ASS TOSSER PEARL NECKLACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUCHING RECTUM RAIDER BANGKOK BLOWJOB SHIT DICKLICK VAGINA BITCH SAGGY TITS FUCK REDNECK CUNT COMMUNION WAFER CUNT PRICK ASSHAT DILDO SHIT DAMN IT WANKSPLAT CHINK BEAVER BALL SACK NIGNOG TURD FUCK YOU CROTCH SHITTY HELL ARSEBADGERS SIGMUND FREUD WANK ASSRAPING FROG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE DICKHEAD GENITALIA CHOAD PROLES MOLDY TITS JAP BONER SHITE DICK SCUMBAG GOBSHITE PUSSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HEIL HITLER! TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN JUMPING JESUS!!! CUNT BUGGER OFF BUGGER NAZI CONDOMS SCROTUM FIRECROTCH NIPPLES ASSHOLE ASSHAT COCK FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER DUNE COON CHAV I'LL RAPE YOU DUNE COON BUKKAKE JACK OFF BUKKAKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER MILF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICKFACE YOUR MOM FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS RAT'S ASS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA BELLEND KAFFIR FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ALF PEEPEE CUNT PRICK URINE-GARGLING FUCKING WANKSPLAT FRITZ WANK WANK DICKLICK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE FAG FENCE JUMPER TACO DAMN SHITHEAD GREASER FUCK YOU MALARKY BLUE PENIS! DIPSHIT FUCK CHRISTHUMPER WOP COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT KIKE SHITFACE SACRED NECROPHILIA BITCH FUCKFACE PUNANI SHITSLINGING FUCK BULLSHIT DOG SHIT SPUNK MALARKY BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMN SHITCUNTING GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY TWISTY VAGINA FUCKHEAD WANKER SHIT SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD DUMBASS DAMN IT OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHING CHIGGER ASSRAPING HELL FUCK FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD [Insert swear here] JOHN ELWAY CRAPFUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! [Insert silly non-swear here] DOG SHIT PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK CRAPFUCKER WOP Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSFACE and with the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS and his RAT'S COCK of girraffes in which AMERICA ONLINE while reading about FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOG FUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKLICK