Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FIRECROTCH'POMMIE'AUTOFELLATIO'GOD BLESS AMERICA'CUNT'WANKSPLAT'SPICY CUNT FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKING A look at the SOD talk page of this FUCKFUCKFUCK article for notes or discussion before FIRECROTCH editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VAGINA, sudden NEGRO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WHORE or CUNNILINGUS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POTTYMOUTH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING A by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA VAGINA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITTYWANK VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY utterFUCKance of socially HADJI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HO television programs to address BUKKAKE Tourette's syndrome.

NI Tourette's is BALLS not to be NIGGER TITS confused with KRAUT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK random FUCKWIT disorientation, culturally-HAIL SATAN!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SAGGY TITS language, FUDGEPACKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SCROTUM souvenir shoppes and massive PENIS ON A BUN quantities REDNECK of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Polite Note to the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Author:

The BATHING SUIT AREA Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was SHIT founded to RECTUM RAIDER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOLLOCKS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLIT Tourrette's sufferers COMMUNIST DILDO swear. You can PIECE OF SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I AM CORNHOLIO! TV, for always focusing on the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI bad side of a terrible KAFFIR thing.
• The main PEDOPHILIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RUSTY TROMBONE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TITTIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BEAVER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHUFF school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BULLSHIT sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and CHENEY commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the ASSCRACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE tics often have adverse BLOWJOB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire POMMIE body to go GOD DAMN numb and SAGGY TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MICK it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a LET'S SHIT tourette syndrome RUSTY TROMBONE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ABO the KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH public view of Tourettes as a "MICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BOON sorry for MOCCASINS "hi-jacking" your PIG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAMUEL L. JACKSON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITCOCK, and making fun of a DIRTY SANCHEZ horrible disorder is (not) CHICKEN SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RICK MORANIS time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JERRY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BELGIUM byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. CLUSTERFUCK Regards to Andrew DICK IN A BOX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The MOLDY TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITHEAD punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUGGER OFF saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my BUNG-HOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VAGINA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTT PIRATE and BOOBS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIPSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROG'S FAT ASS BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMN HORSE! VAGINA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VAGINA'S HOUSE

How SPUNK to CUNT cure TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE the FUCKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTT PIRATE for DICKWAD Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome RAT'S ASS is ASS following DAMN IT these FRIG rules INJUN in HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS order:

• 1: Avoid DOUCHEBAG immature JACK OFF little CUNTING ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to BELLEND within ASSHAT 10 JACK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HATE HATE HAT HELL DICK IN A BOX nor DUMBASS talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHEBAG yourself you HELLFIRE don't DAMN IT have HENTAI this JERRY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SCUMBAG WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIENER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VAGINA last straw NECROPHILIA!

I fucking put MALL SANTA' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the TOP OF CUNT THIS ASSCRACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be QUEEF offensive. RUSKIE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PEARL NECKLACE people who try PUNANI to battle JAP'SHIT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-O KURWA!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS it now, but someone said MOLDY TITS' EMO DAMN'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on REBECCA BLACK Uncyclopedia, there are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT articles SCUMBUCKET about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So NIGGER that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and CHING CHONG CHINK talking about the HENTAI letter that it's JIGGABOO mocking (what FAG letter? I don't even know what LET'S SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACK OFF hi self TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE even made a really CLUSTERFUCK good point. "It's FUCKFACE nothing more ASS from a head nod to a SPANK THE MONKEY knee tick". HELL. Which I'll add ASS onto FUCKTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TRANNY suffer that JAP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKWIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JENKEM be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you LET'S SHIT Want facts, go on BOOBIES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITTY be offended, don't read GOD DAMMIT the freaking RECTUM RAIDER article anyway.

WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING WIENER SCUMBAG SHITE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NICARAGUA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT

ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FAG FLYING FUCK HADJI BALLS BONER DUMBASS POOPY CUNT DOUCHING DAMN MICK CHOAD COCK SHIT FUCKWIT PUSSYLICKER TITS BEANER NORTH KOREA CROTCH DUMBASS ASS BANGKOK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING RAT'S ASS BIG FOOT POLESMOKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLIDE GOOK DARTH VADER MOCCASINS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TIMBER NIGGER ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF FUCKWIT PISSHOLE SOD OFF MILF FUCKING FUCK YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSFACE CUNT MICK TURD FRIG FUCKING A DICKHEAD CRAP ON A STICK PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST CUNTRAG ASSCRACK NIPPLES PISS WIENER FUCKSTAIN WHORE FROG CHOAD JENKEM SHITCOCK SHITCUNTING DAMN BUTTFUCKER EMO ASS YOU WANKER MAMA MIA FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX VANDAL CAMEL FUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS PEEPEE BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITBALLS SHIT BOOBS POMMIE SAGGY TITS FELLATIO FUCKER WIGGER FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT FU SPANG MILF GIVING HEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HITLER RAGHEAD CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT ASSFACE SHITCOCK FUCKFACE DAMN HORSE PENIS SHITCUNTING FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOTAL RAT'S COCK SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSFACE WANK ASSRAMMER SOD HITLER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT P'KANG MARGARET THATCHER DOODIE HEAD JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU lowercase TITS & DICKS TIENANMEN SQUARE 666 INCEST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIPSHIT FUCKING A FLYING FUCK FUCKER RAPE BALL SACK JENKEM AUTOFELLATIO LET'S SHIT SHITE NI DICKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT BALL SACK NIPPLES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BOB SAGET LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU MOCKIE THONG TASTER MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN RAPE pen0r I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT TARTAR SAUCE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RANDY TRAVIS DOUCHE NAZI LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIPSHIT PISS YOU WANKER CHICKEN FRIES I WILL KILL YOU! FRITZ TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE suck my mothers MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD SHIT DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SEMEN SHITSLINGING FROG PORCH MONKEY SHITE PENISPENISPENIS!!! RAPE AUTOFELLATIO GYPSY DOUCHEBAG POLESMOKER FELLATIO ASSCRACK GANGBANG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI REDSKIN NAZI SAMUEL L. JACKSON STRAWBERRY ASS TOWELHEAD TRANNY DICK YUKY DOODY COCKSUCKER BITCH ASSBANDIT ASS DYKE HORSE SHIT WANK FUCKING JUMP! BIGNOSE ASSWIPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING SIGMUND FREUD FEWMETS PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK COCKGOBLIN AOL IPs EAT MY SHIT! D'OH COCK WANK CUNTSWILLING CUNT COCKSTUFFER PENIS CLUSTERFUCK DAMN INCEST SIGMUND FREUD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAPE ANAL DIABETES MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISSHOLE BITCH TAMPONS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INJUN ARSE TUBA COMMUNISM IS STUPID SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSY BITCH SUCK MY DICK DICKFACE INCEST MOTHERFUCKER BEANER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH INBRED LAKE TITICACA DOUCHING ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DOUCHE NAZI JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE DONALD RUMSFELD ASSFACE PISS WANK RECTUM RAIDER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY TAFFY GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE WANK YOU WANKER FELCHING MONKEY BALLS HOSER FUCKHEAD DICKWAD RUSKIE NIGNOG SHITFUCKER FELCHING FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT GRINGO WIKIPEDIA BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKLICK ASS FASCIST FLYING FUCK BALL SACK COON DICKLICK BULLSHIT NIGGER DOUCHEBAG ANAL FUCKER BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ORGASM CONDOMS CRAPPY CUNT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COMMUNIST DILDO DILDO CAPTAIN CRUNCH FELLATIO POMMIE BEAVER FUCK RUSKIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSFACE SEMEN GRINGO FUCK DICK CUNT LAPPER FUCK YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER CUNT PORCH MONKEY DICKFACE MOCCASINS SHUT UP, MEG! WOODPECKERSHIT INJUN BOOBS WEHATEMARIO TWISTY VAGINA SOD OFF PRICK SPUNK CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ POLACK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT SHUT UP, MEG! HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH SHITE HADJI FROG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFACE WINDOWS VISTA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS YUKY DOODY HELL BULLSHIT FROG FUCK ARSE CHOAD INCEST ASS [expletive deleted] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JUNGLE BUNNY TWAT MOTHERFUCKER MICK BUTT-HOLE KRAUT COCKSHITTER HONKY COMMUNIST DILDO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN KRAUT SAGGY TITS JACK ABRAMOFF FELCHING TWAT CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRIG TENTACLE RAPE NORTH KOREA BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHOAD FUCK DAGO DIPSHIT GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS SHITE BIRD SHIT FUCKING A ASSRAPING PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE YOGHURT CANNON TWAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GO HOME AND DIE GRINGO [EXPLETIVE] HELL PISS TWAT SHIT ASSFACE CARPET MUNCHER ORGASM CRACKER HONKY PIG BIRD SHIT DOUCHEBAG TWAT INJUN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DICK TITS HELLFUCKER NIGGER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YID FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUGFUCK BASTARD NI SHITFACE DICKLICK FEMADOM FUCK FUCKFACE DAMN COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BALLS FUCKWIT TOTAL GOOK SUCK A BIG DICK HELL DOUCHING CUNT WIGGER ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF ASS FASCIST PENIS ON A STICK FUCK YOU WANKER CHOAD FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPFUCKER SOD OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKWIT ASSHOLE BUGGER OFF WANKER ARSE PAKI DUMBASS RICK MORANIS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING A JAP CRAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBS GOD DAMN GOD DAMN FRENCH TICKLER REDSKIN FELLATIO BELGIUM SHITE FUCKER NICARAGUA SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK DICKLICK CUNT GRINGO FUCKHEAD QUEEF GOD DAMN DAMN FUCK OFF WANK GIVING HEAD MONKEY SHIT SPUNK FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET POWERSHIT COLGATE SHITE NIPPLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT MILF ORGASM NIPPLES YOGHURT CANNON SHITHEAD JOHNNY FUCKING CLIT GOAT DICK BASTARD SHIT ASSHAT SOD OFF FUCK YOU PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT CLEMEN BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKER HELL PENIS ON A STICK SHITFACE BASTARD CUNTSWILLING PISS MR WINKLER IS GAY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FRITZ RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD DICK CHICKEN FRENCH TICKLER STEVE BALLMER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON YOU WANKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JACKASS PENIS ON A BUN JIZZ NEGRO SHITFACE PENISFUCK ASSCRACK DARTH VADER EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD PORCH MONKEY DOUCHETITS PRICK HADJI WANK FUCKBAG FAG BIRD SHIT CUNNILINGUS FRIG GOBSHITE PORCUPINE'S BALLS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITE NECROPHILIA BORDER HOPPER ABO RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT GANGBANG BITCH BUTTFUCKER FELCHING CLIT BUTTFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER TWAT ASSHAT SEMEN DOUCHING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WHORE FROG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSWIPE BELGIUM TITS NIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB COON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS SHIT SHITHEAD WILLY WONKA JAP SLOPE LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER MILF YOU WANKER BOOBIES YOU WANKER WETBACK YOGHURT CANNON I RAPE WALRUSES! DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PENISBIRD FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING GANGBANG RAT'S ASS ASSHAT FAG DIPSHIT MACACA RAT'S ASS PRICK PRICK CHOAD BITCH HADJI FRIG FELCHING GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD CHOAD TACO FUCKTARD ASSBANDIT CUNNILINGUS RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT SCROTUM BITCH JACKASS DONKEY DICK SHIT FAGGOT SUGARTITS GOD DAMMIT ASS CARPET MUNCHER WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE FUCK OFF FUCK A DUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MOZILLA FIREFOX POLACK NAZI OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA SPUNK PENIS ON A BUN FUCKTARD SHIT BITCH DIPSHIT JENKEM PEEPEE DOUCHE BRUSH MA TEETH CANNED QUOTE PRICK GOOK BELLEND JACKASS FEMADOM SHITFUCKER TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY POLESMOKER MOLDY TITS BASTARD MOCCASINS SHITE POLESMOKER CUNNILINGUS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER TITTYWANK WALRUS SHIT suck my mothers STRAWBERRY ASS TWAT MOCCASINS ASS LICKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DEVELOPERS! [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD DAMN CONDOMS DICKFACE BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY PIG PUSSY YOUR MOM DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER RICK MORANIS JACKASS SCROTUM YOU WANKER QUEEF FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN CHUFF PRICK YOUR MOM SHITFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS NEGRO BUGGER PENIS SHIT WANK DAGO ANAL DICKHEAD JOHNNY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NAZI BELLEND BUTTFUCKER WIENER NAZI DYKE CHAV COCK FLYING FUCK CUM DAMMIT MILF TOSSER JOHNNY HEIL HITLER! SHITCOCK ASSHOLE [EXPLETIVE] DAMN FUCK CHICKEN SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHENEY RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST PISS HOLY DUMB FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS NECROPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOLDY TITS HOSER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHOAD 666 TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DARTH VADER SPIC HELLFUCKER FUCKFACE DAMN IT KIKE HOMO SCUMBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT LOLCAT HELL CHOAD PUSSY FUCKING SHITBALLS DIPSHIT MALARKY HO SHIT DAMN IT BATHING SUIT AREA SUCK MY COCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CRAP REDSKIN BLOWJOB JACK OFF POOPOO CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKWAD CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKSHITTER HOSER NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD GOD DAMN NIGGER DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LENS CRAFTERS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NECROPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE NORTH KOREA FUCKER ORGASM ASS POLACK NECROPHILIA POLESMOKER BUGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CUNTRAG SHITTY DAMN HORSE PENIS MARY WHITEHOUSE SEMEN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT NAZI POLESMOKER CLIT COCK SLOPE DOUCHING I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS BALLS INBRED FRIG SHIT PUNANI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD DOUCHING DARTH VADER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN TIT DIRT SOD THONG TASTER DICK ORGASM PRICK O KURWA! INCEST MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK MOCCASINS PEARL NECKLACE HELLFUCKER TITS FIST FUCK SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT RAPE YUKY DOODY ASS TACO FRAK WANK SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK CLIT FUCKFACE DOUCHING SEMEN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS PISSHOLE 666 JIZZ BLOWJOB LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS ARTIST I WILL KILL YOU! KAFFIR FUCK YOU SHITE FUCKBAG COON BONG FUCKFACE HELLFUCKER BELGIUM BASTARD CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER SLOPE TITTIES LOGJAMMER CLUSTERFUCK SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN DAGO DOUCHING DOUCHETITS ASSCRACK BEANER STRAWBERRY ASS BITCH GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SEX YOU WANKER JACKASS SCUMBAG BUTT PIRATE SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF 666 BONER BLUE PENIS! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and with the WIGGER and his GOD DAMMIT of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JERK OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NICARAGUA