Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DILDO'SLOPE'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'BOOBIES'GOBSHITE'TACO'ABORTIONS FOR ALL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK MY DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FENCE JUMPER, sudden SPUNK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HONKY or SHITCOCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKLICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTT-HEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ARSEBADGERS DUMBASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FEMADOM television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's is REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE not to be SEMEN confused with CLEMEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AY-AY-AY random I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! disorientation, culturally-COCKGOBLIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOUCHETITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I AM CORNHOLIO! language, RAT'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHUT UP, MEG! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [EXPLETIVE] souvenir shoppes and massive PICKANINNY quantities GO COUNT YOUR DICK of ANAL DIABETES DIRTY SANCHEZ garbage.

Darnit.

A CRAPFUCKER Polite Note to the CUNTYMINTS Author:

The DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Tourette's DOM DeLUISE Research Institute was DAMN founded to VAGINA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCROTUM article TIT SPRINKLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or EMO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST swear. You can NEOPETS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JERRY TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible FUCKTARD thing.
• The main BUGGER OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'REDSKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOCCASINS knee RAT'S COCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLEMEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELLFIRE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for POOPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and SHITE commit BULLSHIT suicide.
• There is no FELCHMONKEY cure, and the INBRED drugs that are available to, "calm" the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire CRAPPY body to go HADJI numb and ANUSCAKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMMIT it is without the FUCKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome FUCKING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the PIECE OF SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BUGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ABO sorry for PORCUPINE'S BALLS "hi-jacking" your GRINGO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REDNECK this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a [Insert silly non-swear here] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ARSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTIES, and making fun of a GOD BLESS AMERICA horrible disorder is (not) SHITFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.

Best MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CONDOMS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. LET'S SHIT Regards to Andrew NIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The ARSE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFACE punch him if you WIGGER want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FENCE JUMPER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ORGASM and STEVE BALLMER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ANAL DIABETES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CLEMEN BAND WITH 4 SOD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MAMA MIA HORSE! FENCE JUMPER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FENCE JUMPER'S HOUSE

How HORSE PENIS to NI cure FIST FUCK the NIGGER Tourette's D'OH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING for SHITBALLS Tourette's DAMN Syndrome PICKANINNY is SHITE following SHITFACE these TALK PAGES rules AUTOFELLATIO in SHITE order:

• 1: Avoid AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI immature ASSHAT little SHITHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER within TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 10 MARY WHITEHOUSEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS DAMN IT WOODPECKERSHIT nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell FLYING FUCK yourself you CUNT don't ASS have COCKSTUFFER this CONAN O'BRIAN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WITH NASTY PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CROTCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FENCE JUMPER last straw WILLY WONKA!

I fucking put MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE [Insert silly non-swear here] PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRIG the TOP OF MOCKIE THIS WANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGNOG offensive. BUTTFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BALL SACK people who try DICKHEAD to battle SHITCOCK'WANK that tight-ass HOLY DUMB FUCK 17-year-ARSEBADGERS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DIPSHIT it now, but someone said CHOAD' DICKHEAD INBRED'CUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing PENIS ON A STICK matter. Plus there GOD DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FROG'S FAT ASS Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! articles STUDENT MOVEMENT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So HOMO that means BAT FUCK INSANE stop getting mad at the ORGASM first part too and BITCH talking about the HELL letter that it's RAPE mocking (what FLAMING ASS BADGER letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian I'LL RAPE YOU hi self SEMEN even made a really CHOAD good point. "It's SHIT nothing more BELLEND from a head nod to a DOG FUCKER knee tick". NIGGER. Which I'll add FLYING RAT'S ASS onto PIG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIPSHIT suffer that SPIC much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes [EXPLETIVE] it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHING CHONG CHINK be, because if I were a LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? hilarious. If you RUSKIE Want facts, go on CLUSTERFUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITWANK be offended, don't read JOHNNY the freaking FEWMETS article anyway.

INBRED DUNE COON FUCKER FELLATIO HADJI SHITSLINGING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITTY SAMUEL L. JACKSON

BITCH CHENEY SMEG HORSE PENIS GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER GOBSHITE HATE HATE HAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN ASSCRACK ASS JACK OFF DAMN STEVE BALLMER NEOPETS DOUCHE NAZI PUSSY CUNNILINGUS TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN POLACK DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN HELL BELLEND ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REBECCA BLACK SHITTY BASTARD NI HONKY SLOPE BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST DOUCHE GARBAGE DAY! JUSTIN BIEBER DILDO SHITE BOLLOCKS SCUMBUCKET MONKEY SHIT DICK IN A BOX NEGRO REDNECK WIENER PISS ARTIST DOG FUCKER BASTARD HEIL HITLER! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PAKI SHITSKIN SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT TWAT [expletive deleted] MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS MILF NIPPLES HONKY PISS OFF SUCK A BIG DICK TWAT NIPPLES COLGATE FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD PEEPEE AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA DUMBASS POO POO BLOWJOB BANGKOK DILDO PUNANI FUCKWIT DAMN IT NIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SCROTUM MONKEY'S UNCLE DEVELOPERS! ASSWIPE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE BLOWJOB BULLSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN FREEDOM OF SPEECH FELCHING NIGGER POMMIE PRICK WOP NAZI FRIG ASSCRACK CROTCH O CANADA COON NI COON LAKE TITICACA CUM FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BATHING SUIT AREA SEX BEANER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK PENIS ON A BUN DILDO MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER BOON BLOWJOB PUSSY BITCH SHITE BENSON SUCKS TURD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ARSE CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HORSE SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG BONER HELL HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCKING FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER SNUFF PORN JIGGABOO GENITALIA DIPSHIT DAMN SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER KIKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HORSE SHIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CUNTYMINTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! HOT GRITS GYPSY BAT FUCK INSANE BALL SACK EXTRA LONG PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE PECKERHEAD PORCH MONKEY CROTCH HELL DAMN BITCH FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH WIENER FELLATIO BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY SHITCOCK FUCK YOU ORGASM CAUCASIANS ARSE DICK AUTOFELLATIO CHAV SPICY CUNT FUCK INBRED PENIS TITS & DICKS KRAUT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLACK CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU DICK BITCH WIKIPEDIA SUITCASE PENIS SCUMBAG DIPSHIT ASSHOLE DUMBASS ASSRAPING FELCHING EAT MY SHIT! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FOUR-EYES NIGNOG TAMPONS DAMN [expletive deleted] DICK IN A BOX HORSE SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKWIT SPUNK FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN YOU WANKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FLYING FUCK DAMN INBRED SHITFUCKER RUSKIE NIGNOG TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS DUNE COON SHITFUCKER JAP SHITE BUGGER COON DICKFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLIT FUCKFACE MACACA CROTCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD HOMO BITCH CUNT BUGFUCK FRAK PISS OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS O KURWA! GANGBANG CHENEY FUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTRAG FELCHING ALF HOT GRITS ASSHOLE GOOK SHITE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNTRAG INBRED CRAPMUNCHER SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF YOU WANKER DOUCHING FAGGOT WALRUS SHIT JENKEM FEWMETS NIGGER COON ASSHOLE BOOBS GOAT DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DALAI LAMA JAP SHITHEAD BALLS FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA PORCUPINE'S BALLS ABO EXTRA LONG PENIS MOCCASINS SUCK MY COCK ANUSCAKE RUSKIE FUCKING JUMP! SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WANK TITWANK [EXPLETIVE] COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK JACK OFF FUCKING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WIGGER COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN TOSSER DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK FRENCH TICKLER ASSWIPE ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ CHRISTHUMPER HO POWERSHIT DOG SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR LOLCAT FUCK YOU MALARKY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COLGATE PISS ARTIST DICK FROG DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT INBRED SCUMBUCKET BELGIUM CLIT COON FLYING FUCK RAPE DAMNATION CRACKER ASSHAT FUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKING BOOBS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT BUGGER NEGRO TITS GENITALIA HOSER BRUSH MA TEETH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN BITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCK DOG SHIT HOMO NORTH KOREA WANKSPLAT GOATSE DICK FUCKHEAD SEMEN MONKEY BALLS ARSEBADGERS TITWANK FASHION BUG DAMN SUCK MY COCK [Insert swear here] CUNTBUCKET SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOUCHE MASTURBATION PISS OFF MY ASS SPUNK SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT FUCKER CHENEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITTYWANK MOCKIE SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHIT LIKE A HORSE RAPE FENCE JUMPER DEVELOPERS! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DONKEY DICK JACKASS NIPPLES ASSFACE GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN MACACA SOD NEGRO RUSTY TROMBONE PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK CLIT ASS SCROTUM FRENCH TICKLER BELLEND GOBSHITE CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKHEAD FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER QUEEF SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT FEWMETS BLOWJOB SHITCOCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HITLER TRANNY DOUCHETITS DAMN BEAVER DAMN IT BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO DOODIE HEAD EMO D'OH DOUCHING FUCKWIT SOD OFF COLGATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HORSE PENIS SOD OFF YOU WANKER DAMMIT SCROTUM CUNT CONDOMS FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE 666 BULLSHIT NEGRO COON GANGBANG JACKASS SHIT BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES CRACKER BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER JACK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST SHITE DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUM DUMBASS SACRAMENTO DOG SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKBAG BASTARD FUCKING DAMN IT MICK PRICK NECROPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHEBAG FAG NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT POLACK GIVING HEAD BUTTFUCKER JOHN ELWAY DIPSHIT SOD NEOPETS KNOBJOCKEY SOD OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CAMEL FUCKER CUNT DAMMIT TITTYWANK SEX GOD DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS OFF MY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER SHIT BUTT-HOLE ASSWIPE FUCKTARD HADJI MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD DYKE FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS FUCK YOU POTTYMOUTH FUCK SON OF A BITCH TENTACLE RAPE BELGIUM DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS DONKEY PUNCHER TIMBER NIGGER POLAK MONKEY SHIT FEMADOM HELL MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BEANER FUCKBAG SON OF A BITCH HO PISS TOSSER SUCK A BIG DICK NIPPLES SHITPISSER ASSCRACK SHITE BITCH TAMPONS CANNED QUOTE BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BORDER HOPPER DAMMIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN FUCK OFF CHINK INCEST CHAV FUCK DOUCHETITS REDNECK BOOBS SHITFUCKER SOD COMMUNIST DILDO YUKY DOODY GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMMIT TRANNY FUCKER BOOBS BRITNEY SLOPE NICARAGUA DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT POLACK FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY STEVE BALLMER CLIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAPE ARSE MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKFACE ASSHAT FUCKER INJUN DIRTY SANCHEZ TITTIES RAT'S COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT LAPPER VAGINA LIMEY YID YOUR MOM INBRED GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE TOWELHEAD SHIT DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS TITWANK TENTACLE RAPE BANGKOK POLESMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE BASTARD CONAN O'BRIAN GENITALIA MASTURBATION SHITE BOB SAGET DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHICKEN FRIES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JACKASS TOTAL PUSSYLICKER HELL WOP DICK ASSCRACK MILF OH SHI– MICK COCK POOPY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CHOAD KISSER FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA KNOBJOCKEY OH SHI– CC PLZ DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER ASS SHITFACE ORGASM BASTARD DAMN IT PENIS ON A BUN WANKSPLAT CUNT VAGINA ASSCRACK BITCH BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN COCKGOBLIN SHIT REDNECK PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT GRAPE PENIS WIENER SHITSKIN MOCCASINS ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT BOOBS SEX DAGO FUCKTARD ASSFACE PISS ARTIST FUCK NAZI 666 PISSHOLE TRANNY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CONDOMS SHITCUNTING 30 CASES OF PICKLES DILDO CUNT HELL MASTURBATION ASSHOLE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BRITNEY DICKFACE AY-AY-AY DIPSHIT HITLER CLUSTERFUCK ABO JACKASS SHIT COCKSUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN NAZI FUCK PISS FUCK OFF SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE COON BIRD SHIT CROTCH JAP NIGGER DOUCHING CRACKER BULLSHIT CUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKFACE ASSHOLE HONKY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKHEAD BALLS BOLLOCKS SHITE GOD DAMMIT DAMN ASSHOLE POMMIE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK [expletive deleted] TITTYWANK CLEMEN BEANER DAMN WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TIMBER NIGGER DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOOBIES SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A JACKASS PISS ARTIST SOD FUCKBAG CRIMETHINK DAGO CUNTRAG RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN TAFFY SHITE JACKASS CARPET MUNCHER COON FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU TWAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKBAG BLUMPKIN WEHATEMARIO BULLSHIT SUGARTITS BIGNOSE NIGNOG DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE NICARAGUA FUCK ASS GENITALIA GOAT DICK TAFFY INCEST TWAT MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER BALL SACK TAMPONS PEACEFUL SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHOLE SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT NICARAGUA FUCKWIT REBECCA BLACK BEAVER SMEG WIENER GIVING HEAD PEDOPHILIA CHOAD FUCKWIT SHITE CHICKEN FRIES CUNT CRAPPER PIG MACACA HOMO LIMEY JACKASS TITTIES CAPTAIN CRUNCH MALARKY CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POLESMOKER RAPE NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNT WANK SHITE LENS CRAFTERS ROSIE O'DONNELL POLAK ASSWIPE WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT ASSWIPE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB BENCH PRESS GYPSY CC PLZ FUCKER MICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM MARGARET THATCHER SON OF A BITCH BITCH P'KANG FUCK OFF SHIT ASSHAT CONDOMS DUMBASS FUCKBAG PRICK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE DICK IN A BOX RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF RANDY TRAVIS ANAL BANGKOK PENISBIRD TITWANK HELL JERRY TITWANK PAKI STRAWBERRY ASS BUTTFUCKER DONKEY DICK RIVER CRABS SUCK BOOBS DONALD RUMSFELD SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CLUSTERFUCK CC PLZ CHOAD FUCKWIT DYKE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SEMEN BEANER DIPSHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DILDO PRICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSWIPE SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE TITS YID SOD HORSE SHIT TWISTY VAGINA FELCHING [Insert yet another person's name here] AUTOFELLATIO HENTAI ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD MICK SCUMBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TAMPONS POMMIE FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT COCK FEMADOM DAMNATION RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT SMEG CHIGGER ARSE ANAL TACO FUCK YOU LOLCAT DICKFACE EUROIPODS ASSHAT FRAK DOUCHEBAG BIGNOSE BUGFUCK FASHION BUG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CAMEL JOCKEY COCK FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD KIDDY FIDDLER CROTCH CONDOMS DAMMIT FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE INCEST BOB SAGET NAZI FIST FUCK DOG FUCKER WIKIPEDIA GENITALIA COCK HELL NEGRO HOMO MALL SANTA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOU WANKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JENKEM FUCK OFF FOREIGN CURRENCY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PIECE OF SHIT BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING A JACKASS I WILL KILL YOU! DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE TURD CLEVELAND STEAMER DIPSHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES I WILL END YOU! DYKE CUNTBUCKET BOB SAGET CAPTAIN CRUNCH PENIS ON A BUN INBRED ASSWIPE YOUR MOM NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER pen0r WILLY WONKA ASS TITS & DICKS POLAK VAGINA NEOPETS I WILL END YOU! BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO RAGHEAD DICK WEHATEMARIO [Insert stupid word you just made up here] MOCKIE RECTUM RAIDER FEWMETS COCKSUCKER HOMO FUCK BUKKAKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK SHIT TAFFY ASSHAT FUCKFACE JACK OFF INBRED NECROPHILIA GREASER GRASS MUD HORSE PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHICKEN FRIES FUCK COCKGOBLIN SHITCOCK FUCKING SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST NEGRO FUCK OFF ORGASM CLIT CHIGGER ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT and with the ASSRAPING and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITE