Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'WIGGER'FROG'S FAT ASS'FUCK OFF'VAGINA'BITCH'SCUMBAG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the PISS OFF MY ASS talk page of this NECROPHILIA article for notes or discussion before WANK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BONER neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid VENEREAL DISEASE, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITSLIDE or FELLATIO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LET'S SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WALRUS SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KNOBJOCKEY DOG SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTTFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DIPSHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPPY television programs to address SHITTY Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is BITCH not to be JESSE McCARTNEY confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHETITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BIGNOSE random NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! disorientation, culturally-[EXPLETIVE]-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RECTUM RAIDER language, TOSSER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SPIC ARSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELCHING souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A CRAPPY Polite Note to the suck my mothers Author:

The DAMN IT Tourette's FUCKWIT Research Institute was JAP founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSLIDE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article I WILL KILL YOU! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNTYMINTS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTT PIRATE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COCK Tourrette's sufferers FUCK OFF swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the BUKKAKE bad side of a terrible SNUFF PORN thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CAMEL JOCKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[expletive deleted]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT knee ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKSUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTERFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS school for NEOPETS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LENS CRAFTERS sufferers to become POOPOO manically depressed and I'LL RAPE YOU commit WIGGER suicide.
• There is no WOODPECKERSHIT cure, and the DIPSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS ARTIST tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK MY DICK perodol" which caused my entire CUNTING ASSCRACK body to go FUCK numb and CUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST it is without the DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a BONER tourette syndrome SONNY BILL WILLIAMS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating THONG TASTER the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "SHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for ASSRAMMER "hi-jacking" your CAMEL JOCKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PAKI this that really BUTTFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a LET'S SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VENEREAL DISEASE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HADJI, and making fun of a CHENEY horrible disorder is (not) SNUFF PORN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I WILL KILL YOU! time.

Best GOD DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. BATHING SUIT AREA Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The FUCKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you VAGINA want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine VENEREAL DISEASE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHAT and FELLATIO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ORGASM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POLAK BAND WITH 4 WIKIPEDIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKFACE HORSE! VENEREAL DISEASE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO VENEREAL DISEASE'S HOUSE

How BIRD SHIT to ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA cure MICK the FUCK A DUCK Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITE for GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome FUCK NUGGET is AUTOFELLATIO following DICK these SHITFACE rules TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK in DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid DIPSHIT immature VENEREAL DISEASE little I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! kids,
• 2: Count to EPIDIDYMIS within NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CROTCH HENTAI PISS nor CAMEL JOCKEY talk,
• 4: Tell TUBA yourself you FUCK NUGGET don't DICKFACE have JAP this I WILL END YOU! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HEIL HITLER! WITH NASTY GANGBANG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the VENEREAL DISEASE last straw MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE!

I fucking put ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ANAL DIABETES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLEMEN the TOP OF SHITTY THIS FLYING FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CRAPMUNCHER offensive. DOUCHE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try VENEREAL DISEASE to battle EPIDIDYMIS'BAD MOTHERFUCKER that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-DICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITTY it now, but someone said MOTHERFUCKER' LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITHEAD'SEX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing ASSHAT matter. Plus there CHIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FELLATIO Uncyclopedia, there are SEMEN articles REDNECK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELCHING stuff. So ASSHOLE that means GOD DAMN stop getting mad at the NIGGER first part too and RAT'S ASS talking about the SUCK A BIG DICK letter that it's JACKASS mocking (what FRITZ letter? I don't even know what FUCKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT hi self FLAMING ASS BADGER even made a really DAMN good point. "It's PISS nothing more FIST FUCK from a head nod to a BORDER HOPPER knee tick". YOUR MOM. Which I'll add RECTUM RAIDER onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMN suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SOD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PIGFUCKER be, because if I were a WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT LIKE A HORSE hilarious. If you SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Want facts, go on SHITSLINGING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITSLIDE be offended, don't read ASS the freaking ASS article anyway.

COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FEWMETS ! BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE NIGNOG ASSCRACK [expletive deleted] SACRED GOBSHITE

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DIPSHIT ORGASM DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKFACE FUCKTARD BULLCRAP EPIDIDYMIS WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE ASSCRACK KRAUT SOD OFF BUGFUCK CHRISTHUMPER NICARAGUA DOG SHIT MOCCASINS SCUMBUCKET DILDO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIG FOOT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD SHITCOCK TRANNY HO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS WETBACK FRAK VAGINA DOG SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT JACK OFF DICKWAD SHIT BIBLE BASHER NIGGER REDNECK PENIS ON A BUN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER DICKHEAD TACO NIGGER TITS WANK FUCKING A NEGRO SUCK MY DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHAKOPEE SOD OFF DOUCHEBAG DIPSHIT NEGRO DARTH VADER SLOPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIGGER TITWANK ASSHAT FELCHMONKEY DUNE COON JOHNNY VAGINA JAP HELLFIRE MOCCASINS TOSSER ASSBANDIT PEDOPHILIA CHOAD ASSWIPE PENISFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITS OH SHI– JERRY FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK COON JERK OFF CUNT PRICK WHORE ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS BONER SACRAMENTO EMO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EMO DEMOCRACY pen0r WIENER DONKEY DICK CHINK DAGO DICK FUCKER ANAL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI JENKEM COCKSHITTER BEANER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS INBRED DICK IN A BOX PORCH MONKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING YID JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ BALL SACK NAZI FRIG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK MOCKIE PENISBIRD NIGNOG RAT'S COCK BRITNEY BITCH DUMBASS TURD BUTT PIRATE COON O CANADA WANK VAGINA DAMN BUTTFUCKER CUNTYMINTS SHITE PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOT HEAD [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN GYPSY COLGATE JACKASS SHIT JIZZ SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! PUSSY PISS FAG ASSHAT CUNTING ASSCRACK MALL SANTA HONKY FUCKTARD LIMEY POLESMOKER DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JAP SHITHEAD CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO FRIG FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF PISSHOLE PEDOPHILIA PISSHOLE TESTICLE CHOKE KAFFIR CUNTYMINTS CUM CHENEY ASSHAT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHICKEN FRIES COCKGOBLIN DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER STEVE BALLMER PEEPEE JAP DAMMIT DICKHEAD FELCHING BONER GARBAGE DAY! WOP DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FIST FUCK BULLSHIT VAGINA GOD DAMN ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM ALEX TREBEK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FLYING FUCK DOUCHEBAG COCKSMOKER SHITE GANGBANG MOCCASINS SHIT LIKE A HORSE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING CHINK MALARKY DICK IN A BOX PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS CLEMEN SHITE BITCH JACKASS SHIT PUNANI BASTARD SAGGY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS COCKSMOKER DYKE CROTCH BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING SHITE POOPY FUCK HELL CROTCH ASSHOLE BASTARD FELCHING NIGGER TITS WANK DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE JENKEM FIST FUCK ANAL DIABETES PISSHOLE REDSKIN BUGFUCK PISS TITWANK ARSE CUNNILINGUS GOBSHITE BOB SAGET ASSHOLE GRUE RAPE DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU JERK OFF SHITE REBECCA BLACK BASTARD GREASER GOVERNMENT FILTERS DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING SIGMUND FREUD FOUR-EYES ANAL DIABETES WIGGER RAPE CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PAKI SCROTUM ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE BELGIUM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BIRD SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS BULLSHIT GOD DAMN WANK ASSWIPE DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKER WILLY WONKA ASSCRACK WIENER WALRUS SHIT SLOPE SHITCOCK CUNTBUCKET LET'S SHIT CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE ARSE SEMEN FUCKFACE ASSFACE TAFFY FUCKBAG HOMO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK PRICK CRAPMUNCHER KAFFIR TAMPONS JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF SHIT TAFFY CHIGGER RICK MORANIS SLOPE BOOBS TITS & DICKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG FUCKTARD ASSFACE HAIL SATAN! FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! BITCH PIG ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT FELCHING BITCH BEAVER ARSEBADGERS DUMBASS ASSHOLE FEWMETS D'OH CUNT PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS MAMA MIA FUCKBAG RAGHEAD pen0r WIGGER FEWMETS SHITHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK SHITCUNTING ASS HOSER PISS WETBACK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD CUNT LET'S SHIT DAGO SHITFACE BASTARD FUCKING DOUCHEBAG 666 FAGGOT BITCH FRIG COCK RAT'S COCK MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER JIZZ PORCH MONKEY WANKSPLAT ASSRAMMER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS FAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COCKGOBLIN RAT'S ASS ARSE SUCK MY DICK LOGJAMMER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT CUNTRAG FRAK SHIT PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK WOP ANAL DIABETES SEMEN HELLFIRE BIRD SHIT SHITE SMEG FUCKTARD NI BITCH TACO PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER TITS DICK IN A BOX REBECCA BLACK FUCK HELL DICKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BALL SACK DAMN IT CRAP ON A STICK COON GIVING HEAD BOOBIES BIRD SHIT TITTIES BITCH [Insert swear here] SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHINK JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD MOCCASINS ASS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITBALLS DAMN CHOAD I WILL END YOU! 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SPIC GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST WIENER WOMEN'S RIGHTS WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER FUCK SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY FUCK CUNT CRAPPER BITCH CHOAD WANK AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE BOOBS BITCH WANK MASTURBATION BENSON SUCKS SHIT WIGGER WETBACK SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SCUMBUCKET BUGGER OFF FROG FOUR-EYES BLISTERING BARNACLES BEAVER SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT DONGSHOVER BITCH FELLATIO GOD BLESS AMERICA SACRAMENTO ALF PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIGGER SHITHEAD ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSHOLE PISSHOLE DICKFACE SHITBALLS DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKFACE SHITE FUCKBAG ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF JAP FUCKWIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM RAT'S COCK CRAPFUCKER ASSHOLE NECROPHILIA SHITFACE CUNT BITCH CUNT ANUSCAKE BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BULLSHIT HADJI GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS FUCKHEAD CHENEY INBRED FUCK FIRECROTCH CHAV NIPPLES FUCK A DUCK SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITBALLS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST AY-AY-AY ORGASM MY COMMUNION WAFER OF LOGJAMMER SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING CONDOMS BELLEND DILDO BATHING SUIT AREA AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST REBECCA BLACK FAGGOT FUCKBAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE COCKSMOKER GRAPE PENIS ORGASM PORCH MONKEY WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER BASTARD LET'S SHIT WIENER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT HELL YOU WANKER FUCKER FEMADOM FUCKING NIPPLES CUNTYMINTS PISS DICK CHICKEN HAIL SATAN! PAKI SHUT UP, MEG! SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING RAT'S ASS and with the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! and his DOG FUCKER of girraffes in which PIECE OF SHIT while reading about PECKERHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTING DICK NIPPLES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• LIMEY