Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GYPSY'O KURWA!'FUCKHEAD'BITCH'CHIGGER'FUCKTARD'ASSHOLE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA neurochemical FUCK disorder DONKEY PUNCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden DAMN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS OFF MY ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WETBACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POWERSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COMMUNIST DILDO FEMADOM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHINA IS CAPITALIST utterFUCKance of socially SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BOOBIES television programs to address POMMIE Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is NIGGER not to be BITCH confused with CRAPMUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BLISTERING BARNACLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKFACE random CUNNILINGUS disorientation, culturally-DICKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BEANER WOP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOCKIE souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES FAG garbage.

Darnit.

A JUSTIN BIEBER Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The TITS & DICKS Tourette's FUCK A DUCK Research Institute was SHITTY founded to URINE-GARGLING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your REBECCA BLACK article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOCKIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOUR MOM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WHORE Tourrette's sufferers LET'S SHIT swear. You can YOUR MOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TV, for always focusing on the MOCKIE bad side of a terrible KIKE thing.
• The main POLAK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIXIES knee PISS ARTIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PENIS ON A STICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKHEAD school for PISS OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOBSHITE sufferers to become MALARKY manically depressed and HOLY DUMB FUCK commit SON OF A BITCH suicide.
• There is no DICKFACE cure, and the GANGBANG drugs that are available to, "calm" the AUTOFELLATIO tics often have adverse FLYING RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LOLLIPOPS perodol" which caused my entire WEHATEMARIO body to go PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM numb and SHITBALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUTT PIRATE it is without the CHING CHONG CHINK drug.

I am an active member of a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PEDOPHILIA the YOU WANKER public view of Tourettes as a "WHORE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSCRACK sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SIGMUND FREUD this that really TURD annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKWIT, and making fun of a BUGGER horrible disorder is (not) COON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEARL NECKLACE time.

Best O KURWA! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOAT DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Regards to Andrew DUMBASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! bastard who wrote this article. You can BORDER HOPPER punch him if you TAFFY want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUKKAKE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my FLAMING ASS BADGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TACO and GRINGO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SUITCASE PENIS BAND WITH 4 HO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SAND NIGGER HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE

How JAP to DICKHEAD cure PICKANINNY the NIPPLES Tourette's BLISTERING BARNACLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER for BEAVER Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome PENIS is NIPPLES following ANUSCAKE these I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL rules SHITTY in IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK order:

• 1: Avoid PISS immature PORCH MONKEY little FUCKWIT kids,
• 2: Count to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD within BITCH 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKFACE CRAPPY VAGINA nor FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you TITWANK don't LOLCAT have SPANK THE MONKEY this SACRAMENTO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BIRD SHIT WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITHEAD last straw TWAT!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE MASTURBATION PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PRICK the TOP OF DAMN THIS CONDOMS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANKSPLAT offensive. FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS SHIT people who try ASSFACE to battle CHAV'PISS that tight-ass SCUMBAG 17-year-SPIC—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAMPON IN MY ASS it now, but someone said BORDER HOPPER' CUNNILINGUS BALL SACK'HITLER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRACKER is a laughing FEMADOM matter. Plus there FROG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are D'OH articles NIPPLES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST stuff. So BUDDHIST MONK that means GANGBANG stop getting mad at the ASS FASCIST first part too and SOAPY TITWANK talking about the ARSE letter that it's GYPSY mocking (what ASSRAPING letter? I don't even know what DOG SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BONG hi self FUCK even made a really COCK good point. "It's SHITE nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a [expletive deleted] knee tick". DICKHEAD. Which I'll add SHIT onto JOHN ELWAY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAPE suffer that WOODPECKERSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEX it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT be, because if I were a ASSHAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOOK hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on CLIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGNOG be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking ASSHOLE article anyway.

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GIVING HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT JACKASS JACK OFF THERE IS A CABAL DAMN HENTAI WIKIPEDIA SHIT SHITTY FUCKING MALARKY HONKY BONER CHRIS CHAN BUGGER JACKASS SPUNK CUNT CUNNILINGUS MALARKY I RAPE WALRUSES! NAZI FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE DAY! ASSHOLE DICKFACE PISS OFF TURD NIGGER CUM SHITE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKWAD FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD DICK SPUNK FUCK OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSFACE POMMIE BUTT-HOLE GREASER WIKIPEDIA LET'S SHIT CLIT FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF SHITFUCKER BRITNEY GENITALIA SCROTUM ASSWIPE SEMEN FUCKER KAFFIR AMERICA ONLINE PIG FUCK YOU CRAPPY CUNT CRAPPER CHOAD KISSER CAPTAIN CRUNCH JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ANAL NAZI FLYING FUCK DUMBASS DELICIOUS CAKE HELL BOOBS VAGINA POLESMOKER BITCH TAMPONS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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ASS SMEG BASTARD PISS DUMBASS DICKFACE PISS CUNT RAT'S ASS SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARSE SHIT JACKASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAGHEAD FUCKWIT HONKY PISS JACKASS PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMN JAP SHITE BALLS FLYING FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BIRD IN THE HOUSE LET'S SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUM NIGGER FUCKING FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE TACO TITWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER PUSSY NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER POMMIE SHITHEAD NIGNOG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BATHING SUIT AREA RAPE BASTARD YOU WANKER ASS DIPSHIT YOU WANKER BOON LIMEY DICK CHICKEN FUCK DOUCHING BALLS DICKLICK LET'S SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY JOHNNY JOHNNY RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS BASTARD HELL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN MARCH OF FLAMES DICKHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS FASCIST PISS SON OF A BITCH PEDOPHILIA CUNTRAG FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY DOM DeLUISE BONER FUCKHEAD SHAKOPEE ALF SHITTY FAG PUSSY SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOOBS GIVING HEAD DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN PRICK SHITFUCKER BLUMPKIN GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A SHITSLINGING ASS LICKER PISS AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD HENTAI HEIL HITLER! WIENER CLIT COMMUNIST DILDO PENISBIRD POLESMOKER ASSCRACK CHOAD KISSER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITFACE FUCK NUGGET DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT BOLLOCKS SON OF A BITCH ABO INCEST SHITTY JUMPING JESUS!!! SHITHEAD suck my mothers POOPY SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKER POLACK MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR PENIS PIGFUCKER TURD AY-AY-AY CHENEY FIRECROTCH BONER FUCKFACE ANUSCAKE P'KANG ANUSCAKE SPIC CHOAD FUCK YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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FUCKBAG HADJI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSKIN STEVE BALLMER ASSHOLE DILDO MICK LIMEY DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER ASSBANDIT YOUR MOM BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK DICKFACE IN SACREMENT PISS BOOBS BRITNEY FUCK TWAT TAFFY BUGGER BUTTFUCKER PAKI SHITHEAD SHIT SHITBALLS 666 PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JIGGABOO RECTUM RAIDER TOSSER PUSSYLICKER CLEMEN SHITHEAD SOD OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY GREASER CRAP ON A STICK SOD DILDO SHITSLIDE CUNT DAMMIT BELGIUM PENIS ON A BUN ASSCRACK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASSHAT STEVE BALLMER DICK IN A BOX DIPSHIT BOOBS CUNT FUCKWIT CAMEL FUCKER SHITFUCKER DAMN INBRED DAMN ASSFACE HONKY LET'S SHIT DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER COMMUNION WAFER DOG FUCKER FUDGEPACKER VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTERFUCK MICK VAGINA DICKHEAD NIGNOG GENITALIA ASSFACE HADJI POMMIE FIST FUCK JENKEM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHE NAZI GANGBANG SMEG SHITE SHITBALLS CUNT SEMEN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WANK WALRUS SHIT BASKETBALL HOOP CROTCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DELICIOUS CAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS SHITFACE JACKASS LET'S SHIT FUCK PEARL NECKLACE TRANNY ASS ORGASM ASSHAT FUCKFACE ASSHAT [EXPLETIVE] MARGARET THATCHER DONGSHOVER HEIL HITLER! JACKASS SHIT FUCKING JUMP! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PIECE OF SHIT GOBSHITE CUNTBUCKET LET'S SHIT WANK FUCK JACKASS ASSWIPE SHIT SOD OFF JAP REBECCA BLACK COCKSMOKER DICK SPIC RAT'S COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE BOB SAGET PEEPEE BASTARD TOWELHEAD DICK FUCK YOU DILDO WALRUS SHIT LOGJAMMER BITCH HOMO MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE ASSHAT BIGNOSE FELCHING SHITTY FUCK OFF REDNECK RAT'S COCK INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TIMBER NIGGER REBECCA BLACK GRAPE PENIS PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER CLEMEN JACK OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING FUCKWIT YOU WANKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAGO MACACA BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK RUSKIE MONKEY SHIT COCK ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX HOMO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TWAT NIPPLES ASSFACE CLEMEN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SCUMBUCKET BORDER HOPPER SHITTY JACKASS TWAT FUCKING ASSRAPING GREASER TIT DIRT DIPSHIT TWAT WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKGOBLIN SHAKOPEE CUNT COCKSUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKHEAD ANAL BASTARD FUCKSTAIN COCK TWAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHOAD WETBACK SHITE GOOK TITTIES GANGBANG DICKLICK SAND NIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL MASTURBATION SHITCOCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONDOMS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITS BASTARD HELL INBRED FUCK YOU TITS SUITCASE PENIS POMMIE BATHING SUIT AREA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT SCROTUM WIENER DOUCHE THONG TASTER CHOAD KISSER INBRED SCROTUM FUCK A DUCK PROLES CROTCH PIECE OF SHIT WANK RUSTY TROMBONE PORCH MONKEY suck my mothers BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD FUCKING MARCH OF FLAMES PENIS KIKE FRIG SLOPE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOD DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER CROTCH WANK FUCKING A SHITFACE ASSHAT HONKY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A HYPERINFLATION DUMBASS SHIT CROTCH WANK BALLS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BOOBS WOP DAGO DOUCHING PISS ARTIST CUNT TITWANK PEARL NECKLACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITSLINGING ARSE HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ALEX TREBEK SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER JERRY DICK CHICKEN POKÉMON COON FLYING FUCK SHITBALLS BALL SACK JACKASS HELL JERRY ANAL DIABETES PENISPENISPENIS!!! SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JERK OFF MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK GENITALIA PISSHOLE PIGFUCKER TITTYWANK CARPET MUNCHER FUCKFACE BLUMPKIN COLGATE WANK FUCKER ASS POLACK DICK TITS WALRUS SHIT DOG SHIT SHITHEAD SHIT BALLS RAGHEAD HAIL SATAN! RAT'S COCK BIG FOOT SHITFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BLOWJOB and with the PISS ARTIST and his I'LL RAPE YOU of girraffes in which BOOBS while reading about MONKEY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMNATION also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUTTFUCKER