Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ARSEBADGERS'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE'GOOK'HORSE SHIT'SON OF A BITCH'MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLCRAP neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GO HOME AND DIE, sudden CRAPMUNCHER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ORGASM or RECTUM RAIDER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly REBECCA BLACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SNUFF PORN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DONKEY PUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSRAPING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TOWELHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SON OF A BITCH utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLIDE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKWIT television programs to address FUCKTARD Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD Tourette's is BAD MOTHERFUCKER not to be CC PLZ confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HORSE SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EPIDIDYMIS random KNOBJOCKEY disorientation, culturally-SAGGY TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BLUMPKIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH quantities GOD BLESS AMERICA of ANAL DIABETES WANKER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKFACE Polite Note to the FENCE JUMPER Author:

The CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette's TWAT Research Institute was [expletive deleted] founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MASTURBATION article DONKEY PUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS OFF MY ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WALRUS SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEX Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITTIES Tourrette's sufferers COCKGOBLIN swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ORGASM TV, for always focusing on the CHIGGER bad side of a terrible GOOK thing.
• The main SUGARTITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BIRD SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TOWELHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTERFUCK knee NIGNOG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POLAK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOOBIES school for DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become TRANNY manically depressed and FUCKING A commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse CHUFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS perodol" which caused my entire CLEMEN body to go TACO numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than SLOPE it is without the BATHING SUIT AREA drug.

I am an active member of a WIGGER tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LET'S SHIT the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "[Insert swear here] swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOUCHE NAZI sorry for WIENER "hi-jacking" your FUCKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BAD MOTHERFUCKER this that really FUCK OFF annoys me. I am working towards a CLEVELAND STEAMER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FEMADOM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RUSTY TROMBONE, and making fun of a CARPET MUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) DIPSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PICKANINNY time.

Best POLACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAPMUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Regards to Andrew DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The DAMN IT bastard who wrote this article. You can LENS CRAFTERS punch him if you PISS want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DEVELOPERS! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GO HOME AND DIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKGOBLIN and DIPSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCK BAND WITH 4 CHENEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LAKE TITICACA HORSE! GO HOME AND DIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GO HOME AND DIE'S HOUSE

How JOHN SMILEY FACE to BUGGER cure DOUCHE the SHITHEAD Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COON for WEHATEMARIO Tourette's SECOND BALLS Syndrome EXTRA LONG PENIS is SHITE following KAFFIR these KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 rules GOBSHITE in PICKANINNY order:

• 1: Avoid ASSRAMMER immature FUCK YOU little FLYING FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE within BALLS 10 CHRISTHUMPERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ALF CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FASHION BUG nor CARPET MUNCHER talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you OSTRICH MY ASS don't WOODPECKERSHIT have SHIT this BIRD SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER WITH NASTY YOU WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GO HOME AND DIE last straw FRAK!

I fucking put COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WEHATEMARIO the TOP OF HITLER THIS BEAVER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITTY offensive. MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FLYING FUCK people who try DIPSHIT to battle ASSWIPE'FUCKWIT that tight-ass TWO-INCH PENIS 17-year-FELCHING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! it now, but someone said CUNTYMINTS' WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'NIGNOG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING pen0r is a laughing JOHNNY matter. Plus there WANKSPLAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BIGNOSE Uncyclopedia, there are BOON articles SCUMBAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So PISSHOLE that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the HOMO first part too and IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK talking about the ASSRAMMER letter that it's POLESMOKER mocking (what BIRD SHIT letter? I don't even know what AUTOFELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian MACACA hi self DOT HEAD even made a really RAPE good point. "It's ASSWIPE nothing more MARCH OF FLAMES from a head nod to a GOD DAMMIT knee tick". MACACA. Which I'll add CARPET MUNCHER onto DILDO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WIGGER suffer that GANGBANG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CAMEL JOCKEY be, because if I were a JACKASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS hilarious. If you TAMPONS Want facts, go on RUSTY TROMBONE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JIGGABOO be offended, don't read SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the freaking BOOBIES article anyway.

FUCK FUCKFACE SCROTUM BASTARD YOU WANKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITTY INBRED SHITSKIN

ABO HENTAI HELL DONALD RUMSFELD CUNTRAG YOGHURT CANNON BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! TWAT HOT GRITS DARTH VADER PICKANINNY DOG SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN MARGARET THATCHER SHIT GOD DAMN JAP FLYING FUCK CUNT DOUCHE SHITCUNTING TOWELHEAD DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA TITWANK HORSE SHIT DAMN IT SPANK THE MONKEY NEGRO FUCKSTAIN NAZI BITCH RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO DAMN CARPET MUNCHER DILDO BASTARD PIGFUCKER ASS MASTURBATION ASSHAT TOTAL ASS P'KANG TACO TACO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH SCROTUM CHOAD INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL DIABETES WANK SHITTY HADJI WOP TACO PISS ARTIST I WILL END YOU! JACK OFF POO POO BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTTFUCKER CUNT BALLS FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER DICKHEAD FUCK SCUMBUCKET POLAK SON OF A BITCH PISS SON OF A BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHAT DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS OFF AMERICA ONLINE FUCKSTAIN WANK PUSSYLICKER RICK MORANIS DOUCHE ASSCRACK FUCKTARD BUGGER OFF PENIS PENIS I WILL KILL YOU! CROTCH DILDO SUCK MY DICK WANK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICK IN A BOX PIECE OF SHIT SEX BLOWJOB LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NIPPLES AY-AY-AY MOCKIE BAT FUCK INSANE TITS FELLATIO SHITCUNTING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCKER JOHNNY GRAPE PENIS CHENEY FLYING FUCK WILLY WONKA GOBSHITE ASSHAT SEX JUNGLE BUNNY FELLATIO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOGHURT CANNON LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHICKEN SHIT SHIT CAMEL FUCKER DAMMIT SHAKOPEE DAMN IT DAMMIT CRAP CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD SHITTY YID BRITNEY DAMMIT SCUMBAG BONER BALL SACK NAZI NEGRO POLACK BITCH SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN DICK IN A BOX CHICKEN FRIES BALLS CHOAD HOSER CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO JAP HELL P'KANG FOUR-EYES CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 666 POLESMOKER DICKHEAD BASTARD POWERSHIT FELLATIO ASSFACE ANAL DIABETES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD CHUFF SHIT RUSKIE DICKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FELLATIO RAT'S ASS WANK DOUCHETITS ASS BASTARD POWERSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF FUCK MARGARET THATCHER POLESMOKER DAMN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF HELLFIRE HOMO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUGGER OFF ORGASM DUMBASS BLUMPKIN FUCK YOU CLEMEN DOODIE HEAD HO FELCHING CUNTRAG FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT BONER RAGHEAD ASSCRACK SHITE FUCK OFF FUCKING ASSHAT SHAKOPEE PRICK RAT'S ASS SOD AMERICA'S GREAT! SCUMBAG BULLSHIT PISS INBRED AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANAL FAGGOT INCEST RAT'S ASS NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE WANK GOD DAMMIT JACK OFF FUCKFACE WANK AUTOFELLATIO ANAL I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER SHITFUCKER DOG FUCKER JAP PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK SCUMBAG FIRECROTCH ORGASM BITCH TITWANK SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIKIPEDIA INBRED SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD CHINK JACK OFF FUCKTARD DAMN IT TURD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BELLEND SHITSLINGING D'OH FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER SPUNK SHITFACE FASHION BUG BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLYING FUCK SPUNK HELL CLUSTERFUCK PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHINK WANK CHICKEN SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITFUCKER POOPOO HELL D'OH SHITHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES INBRED QUEEF BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSCRACK CRACKER RAT'S COCK AAAAAAAAA! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS GIVING HEAD JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS OFF FUCKWIT PISS CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER REBECCA BLACK CUNTSWILLING OSTRICH MY ASS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH FLAMING ASS BADGER SEX BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE QUEEF BASTARD PUNANI WOP STEVE BALLMER PECKERHEAD NICARAGUA FLYING RAT'S ASS OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE FUCK NUGGET COON MARCH OF FLAMES HAIL SATAN! MALARKY FIRECROTCH GREASER PUSSY SHITSLINGING DUMBASS KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT CUNTBUCKET FUCKER WIKIPEDIA JACKASS CLEMEN SHITSLINGING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JACK ABRAMOFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER SHITTY TITS CLEAN DRINKING WATER NI PIG CARPET MUNCHER LET'S SHIT FUCKING BITCH PIGFUCKER JERRY FUCKWIT CHIGGER FUCKFACE BITCH CHIGGER ALEX TREBEK TITWANK LIMEY ASS SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? GANGBANG TAMPON IN MY ASS WOODPECKERSHIT PISS CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT JOHN ELWAY BRITNEY GANGBANG DAGO GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE QUEEF VENEREAL DISEASE FRAK JESSE McCARTNEY DELICIOUS CAKE WIENER NAZI NIGGER FRAK SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCROTUM HADJI FRITZ FUCKFACE COCK HO JIZZ KNOBJOCKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CRAPMUNCHER CC PLZ BOOBS DOG FUCKER GINGERBREAD FROG'S FAT ASS ASS PUSSY SHIT LIKE A HORSE RAGHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TUBA CRAP DAMN ARSE CUNTYMINTS DICKHEAD DICK TITS FUCK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIECE OF SHIT WHORE CUNT GOD DAMN SHITE COCK WIENER COCKSTUFFER LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMN SLOPE YOGHURT CANNON BUKKAKE BULLSHIT MOCKIE ASSHOLE GOAT DICK PISS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE WILLY WONKA ROSIE O'DONNELL CLIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HELL KNOBJOCKEY ASSHOLE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DICKHEAD CUNT ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELLATIO TURD I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SCUMBAG MONKEY SHIT SOD DICKFACE FUCKTARD GANGBANG TIT DIRT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK SHITBALLS DAMN ASS CUNTBUCKET POMMIE MOCCASINS FUCK BUTTFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JERRY MASTURBATION LENS CRAFTERS JOHNNY NICARAGUA HORSE PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK SHITFUCKER SPUNK CRACKER GENITALIA GRAPE PENIS PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER BOON RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JERK OFF DAMN IT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITFUCKER MOCKIE WARNER MUSIC GROUP JACKASS WANKSPLAT TITTIES SLOPE BUKKAKE POOPOO DAMN NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICK WANK YUKY DOODY BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE TITTIES SHITSLIDE FUCKTARD POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN 666 SHITFUCKER FLYING FUCK PISS TITS DAMN IT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKHEAD BONER DUMBASS CRAP NICARAGUA I RAPE WALRUSES! CRAP AUTOFELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! POLAK FUCKING CAUCASIANS MICK SCUMBAG GYPSY PIECE OF SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK HEIL HITLER! SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN JERRY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICK SHITTY GENITALIA ASSCRACK HORSE PENIS TITTYWANK SCUMBAG YOU WANKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WIGGER DIPSHIT BUGGER DOUCHE NAZI COCKSHITTER DOUCHING BUGGER OFF ARSE WANKSPLAT DAMN BITCH JIGGABOO EAT MY SHIT! HELL HEIL HITLER! FEMADOM ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK O CANADA DONKEY PUNCHER COON SHITFACE RAT'S COCK CUNT 666 CLIT FRENCH TICKLER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOAT DICK SUCK MY COCK SHITSKIN BITCH MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PEDOPHILIA DAMN RAPE TENTACLE RAPE DOG FUCKER DICKFACE SHIT ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS WANK HOMO FUCKER BUGGER TONY LA RUSSA AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK JAP SIGMUND FREUD RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LENS CRAFTERS FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY DICKFACE CHOAD KISSER GREASER SHIT ASSFACE TENTACLE RAPE NEGRO DICKFACE JERRY NIPPLES MOCCASINS DOUCHEBAG TIMBER NIGGER WANK FUCK OFF GOD DAMN LIMEY JERK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS PENIS PUSSYLICKER FAGGOT GRAPE PENIS ASSFACE CARPET MUNCHER GOATSE DAMN SEMPRINI SHITSLINGING AMERICA ONLINE ARSE SHITSKIN FUCK MILF SEX DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER TOTAL FEMADOM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIGGER CUNTRAG BUKKAKE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING JUMP! LET'S SHIT KRAUT NECROPHILIA JERRY FUCK TITTYWANK BUTT PIRATE DAMNATION CUNTING ASSCRACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT SHITFUCKER O CANADA SHITCUNTING FEWMETS BITCH BOB SAGET YOU WANKER ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING FREE ELECTIONS WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOBSHITE RAPE INCEST DAMN FUCKHEAD CHOAD TWAT JACK ABRAMOFF TRANNY ASSWIPE BULLSHIT BITCH TITTIES TITWANK ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF MY ASS SPUNK DONGSHOVER ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S COCK GRAPE PENIS POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS [expletive deleted] FUCK HOMO EMO FUCKTARD MOCCASINS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GANGBANG I'LL RAPE YOU DICK ASSHOLE INBRED NIPPLES RAPE SHIT SCUMBUCKET DUMBASS FELCHING NI BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD VAGINA RAT'S COCK PUSSY PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DONKEY DICK BOB SAGET CLIT WANKSPLAT WETBACK SLOPE WANK RAT'S COCK SHITSLIDE GIVING HEAD AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE MACACA BOOBIES FUCKBAG DAMN RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU PIGFUCKER MICK SHITBALLS O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACK ABRAMOFF SHITHEAD DAMN WANK FUCKWIT GANGBANG FASHION BUG DICK CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK BIGNOSE RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT RAPE PEDOPHILIA FELCHMONKEY INJUN WOP ASSHAT ASSHOLE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL HOMO SUGARTITS DAMN IT FUCK PIG FUCKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKTARD GOATSE WANKSPLAT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKTARD DIPSHIT HAPPINESS PISS ARTIST FUCK JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE DUMBASS FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS FUCKER PISS TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU PISS OFF CRAP ON A STICK TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST CUNT DICKWAD COCK GOD DAMMIT MICK SHITSKIN TACO BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMMIT ASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HELL INCEST BASTARD SHIT COCKGOBLIN CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HYPERINFLATION HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE DICKFACE TACO DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS HAIL SATAN! AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CRACKER and with the ASSWIPE and his ASS of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DYKE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DIPSHIT