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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOGHURT CANNON neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN IT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIGFUCKER, sudden ARSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BALL SACK or YOU WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SAND NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PEDOPHILIA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS & DICKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHOLE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BULLSHIT utterFUCKance of socially RUSKIE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIPPLES television programs to address SCUMBAG Tourette's syndrome.

DONKEY DICK Tourette's is SHITCOCK not to be BAT FUCK INSANE confused with CHUFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOBSHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISSHOLE random BOLLOCKS disorientation, culturally-PENISFUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, PRICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LIKE FATHER LIKE SON souvenir shoppes and massive BUKKAKE quantities BIRD SHIT of ANAL DIABETES NIGNOG garbage.

Darnit.

A PUNANI Polite Note to the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Author:

The DAMN Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was FUCKER founded to DOUCHE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WALRUS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FAGGOT article CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I'LL RAPE YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MALARKY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JACK ABRAMOFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PENISFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YOU WANKER Tourrette's sufferers SHITSKIN swear. You can ANAL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOGHURT CANNON TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBAG bad side of a terrible SEMEN thing.
  • The main suck my mothers symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MY COMMUNION WAFER OF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PEDOPHILIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT knee SHITSKIN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is CHIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BONER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITTYWANK school for CHINK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MACACA sufferers to become RAPE manically depressed and NIGNOG commit DICKFACE suicide.
  • There is no HONKY cure, and the AMERICA ONLINE drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT tics often have adverse BRITNEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SEMEN perodol" which caused my entire FUCK NUGGET body to go DOUCHING numb and BOON basically made it NIGGA! worse than STEVE BALLMER it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTERFUCK tourette syndrome BONER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BOOBS the BUGFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TOTAL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHINK sorry for BIRD IN THE HOUSE "hi-jacking" your BOOBIES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BULLSHIT this that really INCEST annoys me. I am working towards a BUTT PIRATE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CARPET MUNCHER, and making fun of a TWAT horrible disorder is (not) BOLLOCKS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FAGGOT time.

Best HONKY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “QUEEF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AAAAAAAAA! reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. GANGBANG Regards to Andrew GOBSHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The GOD DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH punch him if you TRANNY want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my YOU WANKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIGFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMMIT and SHITSLINGING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKING A BAND WITH 4 OSTRICH MY ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PENIS HORSE! PIGFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIGFUCKER'S HOUSE

How JERRY to BAD MOTHERFUCKER cure RAT'S ASS the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for NIGGER Tourette's POWERSHIT Syndrome TITS is FUCK following ASSCRACK these FUCK rules REDSKIN in CUNNILINGUS order:

  • 1: Avoid SHITCOCK immature DICKFACE little HONKY kids,
  • 2: Count to JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST within FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH 10 GRINGOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your BANGKOK JOHN ELWAY BONER nor SOD talk,
  • 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you DICKHEAD don't SON OF A BITCH have AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI this FUCKFACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY JERK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITS & DICKS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIGFUCKER last straw KAFFIR!

I fucking put KAFFIR' my comment at the TOP OF THE BELGIUM PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF HITLER THIS SCROTUM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JOHN ELWAY offensive. FUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SPANK THE MONKEY people who try COCKSUCKER to battle FROG'S FAT ASS'OH SHI– that tight-ass QUEEF 17-year-MILF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSWIPE it now, but someone said CUNTRAG' FELCHING SNUFF PORN'DOUCHEBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COON is a laughing JERK OFF matter. Plus there FUCK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Uncyclopedia, there are PUSSY articles COCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MARGARET THATCHER stuff. So ANAL DIABETES that means SHITTY stop getting mad at the CUNTYMINTS first part too and BITCH talking about the SHITCOCK letter that it's SAND NIGGER mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what GOD DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian PECKERHEAD hi self DAMN even made a really POLACK good point. "It's GOD DAMMIT nothing more ASSRAMMER from a head nod to a ORGASM knee tick". CUNTRAG. Which I'll add BRITNEY onto DAMN IT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that SON OF A BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHAT be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLUSTERFUCK hilarious. If you MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Want facts, go on CHING CHONG CHINK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HONKY be offended, don't read GENITALIA the freaking SHITFACE article anyway.

SLOPE BULLSHIT BLUMPKIN I'LL RAPE YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHOLE FIST FUCK BITCH DILDO FUCK

SOD WIENER 666 FUCKFUCKFUCK BASTARD WANK BASTARD RAGHEAD REBECCA BLACK SEMEN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITTY DICKHEAD JACKASS SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING NICARAGUA ASSRAMMER O KURWA! PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBIES CUNNILINGUS DAMN SAND NIGGER BOOBS SHITFACE SAND NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO SHITPISSER VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY BALLS WANK PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A BUN KIKE COMMUNION WAFER JUNGLE BUNNY REDNECK FUCKING A SHITBALLS BIG FOOT MASTURBATION CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACKASS OH SHI– HELL BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN DAMN WANK CRACKER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER PECKERHEAD MARGARET THATCHER DAMN PAKI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT BOON REBECCA BLACK WIENER HELL TITTYWANK FIST FUCK CLUSTERFUCK LAKE TITICACA SCROTUM SHITE OH SHI– POMMIE MONKEY BALLS HELLFUCKER JIZZ DAMN SHITFACE COCKSMOKER DAMN IT SNUFF PORN BRITNEY WIGGER SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT JELLY BEANS DARTH VADER FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JAP FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SOD OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNTRAG WANK PRICK LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE P'KANG PENIS DYKE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FELCHING CUNTRAG JIZZ SOD OFF ASS SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK FUCK YOU BOYCOTT VIACOM! JIZZ FUCK FELLATIO BITCH COON CHINK BOYCOTT VIACOM! REDNECK BUGGER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER MOCKIE FOUR-EYES ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MAMA MIA RECTUM RAIDER [EXPLETIVE] WANK BITCH AMERICA ONLINE JACKASS HO FLYING FUCK FUCKING A ARSE DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT MOSES DUMBASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TIMBER NIGGER CHOAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FIRECROTCH RAT'S COCK PIECE OF SHIT SHITCUNTING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSFACE FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX SEX POLACK FUCKFACE EARS OF CHRIST RAPE GOBSHITE FUCKFACE MOCCASINS GANGBANG BULLSHIT JERK OFF VAGINA SHITE MASTURBATION RAGHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT TRANNY DUMBASS JAP FUCKFACE BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO COCK ORANGE TURTLE FUCK TENTACLE RAPE GANGBANG BALL SACK BULLCRAP TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER CUNTBUCKET BLUE PENIS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LIMEY DOUCHE NAZI FUCKER FUCKER FRIG YOU WANKER BITCH HOT GRITS TIT DIRT FUCKING BASEBALL DAMMIT JAP FUCK YOU BOLLOCKS HELL COCKSTUFFER [expletive deleted] HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANK SHITTY VAGINA SHIT JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKLICK FUCK NUGGET DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE PORCH MONKEY BUTT PIRATE POOPOO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK PRICK DUMBASS TAFFY JIGGABOO 30 CASES OF PICKLES REDSKIN WHITE RIGHTS BONER FUCKING BASEBALL GOBSHITE BASTARD SHITCUNTING DOUCHE NAZI YOU WANKER BITCH SOD GIVING HEAD ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE PEDOPHILIA BOOBIES PENIS ASSHAT MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS SHITHEAD HENTAI BOB SAGET ASSFACE ORGASM CLIT GOD DAMMIT NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE NAZI CUNT BELLEND TOSSER GOD BLESS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO PEDOPHILIA BOOBS CHRISTHUMPER FUCKER INBRED ASSBANDIT POOPY REBECCA BLACK POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN IT GOD DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKTARD DAMN DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE ASS YOU WANKER suck my mothers STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK FELLATIO BASTARD WANK DICKHEAD QUEEF YOUR MOM FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER TITS HOMO FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH PICKANINNY DONGSHOVER NEGRO FUCK TITS DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT JACKASS FELLATIO SHITFACE BEANER PASTURE MONKEY'S UNCLE NIGGER LENS CRAFTERS TITMOUSE KAFFIR GO HOME AND DIE BORDER HOPPER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK ARSE GO HOME AND DIE CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN YUKY DOODY SHITTY ASS FASCIST EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD CHIGGER YOU WANKER BUGGER BUTT-HOLE ORGASM DIPSHIT SECOND BALLS ASS RUSKIE HELL DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD DIPSHIT CROTCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CLIT SHITHEAD HEIL HITLER! CLIT BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY SHIT CONDOMS DICK KIDDY FIDDLER STRAWBERRY ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB CUNT KIKE CLEVELAND STEAMER PUNANI SAND NIGGER WIENER BULLCRAP ASSHAT ARSE WIKIPEDIA CUM JUSTIN BIEBER ASS JERRY SCROTUM ARSE CUNTBUCKET SHITPISSER CRAP ON A STICK TOTAL TOSSER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKWAD YID JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK COCKSTUFFER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PEEPEE BOOBS PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS FASCIST ARSE BLUMPKIN LOLCAT LIMEY WANK CUNT CHIGGER COCKSMOKER RAGHEAD JIGGABOO GOOK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT NIGGER SHITBALLS DELICIOUS CAKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOBSHITE DICKHEAD PISS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICK WIENER DICK SHIT JACK OFF FUCK YOU DILDO FUCK YOU GRAPE PENIS COCK REDSKIN CUNT SCROTUM SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK HELLFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE BUKKAKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SOD REDSKIN TACO KRAUT NI DAMN MICK DAMN PRICK MICK FUCKER BULLSHIT VAGINA VAGINA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER TURD SHITSLINGING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS EAT MY SHIT! WANK CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE ASSHOLE AY-AY-AY PORCH MONKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONKEY PUNCHER CONAN O'BRIAN CHICKEN FRIES NIPPLES DAGO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BLISTERING BARNACLES MOTHERFUCKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 NIGGER WANKSPLAT SHIT BITCH ASSFACE NIPPLES DAMN RAPE CAMEL JOCKEY SPANK THE MONKEY BEANER FUCK OFF LOLCAT MONKEY SHIT RAPE NIPPLES TIT SPRINKLES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK CHINK HAIL SATAN! BUTTFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES SPICY CUNT FUCK QUEEF JIZZ GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HELL DICK CHICKEN WINDOWS VISTA I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD SCUMBUCKET FEMADOM FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOT GRITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GYPSY BUGGER OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FAGGOT ASSFACE JERK OFF GREASER TOSSER POTTYMOUTH TWAT CUNTBUCKET FUCK OFF WANK GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG 666 MASTURBATION TAFFY GREASER ART METAL PRODUCTS CLIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT SHITBALLS SHITHEAD GENITALIA DAGO JACKASS SHIT BONER FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT WANK CROTCH DAMN FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT BLISTERING BARNACLES POWERSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKSUCKER TRANNY DICK CHICKEN SHITTY DICKHEAD ASSCRACK DAMN AMERICA ONLINE GOD DAMN CHICKEN FRIES NICARAGUA NI FASHION BUG NEOPETS PISS ARTIST TURD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MARGARET THATCHER DAMN IT PIECE OF SHIT JAP POLAK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BITCH SOD OFF BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS POLESMOKER CUM CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD DUMBASS PISS ARTIST WETBACK MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER TRANNY CUNTYMINTS ANAL DIABETES DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH TITS MOTHERFUCKER TACO BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SEMEN NAZI FUCK A DUCK SHIT HONKY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACKASS BASKETBALL ORGASM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING SUGARTITS MALL SANTA SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER RAPE HELLFIRE PISS OFF SOD OFF BLUE PENIS! FLYING FUCK FUCK SPIC FUCK FLYING FUCK DAMN DAMMIT YOGHURT CANNON POMMIE WHORE SCUMBAG FAG PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY BOOBS BORDER HOPPER BITCH WANK HOMO HOLY DUMB FUCK BOOBS EPIDIDYMIS BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT CHINK BIRD SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR KNOBJOCKEY PENIS GRINGO BITCH PEDOPHILIA WANK DAMNATION GANGBANG BITCH ASSFACE RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD COCK CAMEL FUCKER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! RAT'S ASS TOSSER PISS ARTIST JACK OFF SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT MOLDY TITS FUCKING ASSHOLE ASSCRACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FIST FUCK BUGGER POWERSHIT DOUCHING DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JIZZ TURD STEVE BALLMER DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] GOBSHITE PECKERHEAD DICKWAD SHITE WANK CUNT SACRAMENTO FUCK DAMN DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS FAG CRAPPY REDSKIN DOUCHE NAZI JIZZ PISS OFF MY ASS CUM MICK VAGINA WANKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELLFIRE DICKHEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHIGGER BOB SAGET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK SHITSLINGING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUTT PIRATE SHIT CHOAD FUCKING A FUCKTARD JERRY MICK MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT FUCKING ASS FASCIST DOG SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT SOD SPICY CUNT FUCK BUGGER [expletive deleted] DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET SUCK MY COCK BOLLOCKS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN HORSE SHIT DOUCHING CAMEL FUCKER BORDER HOPPER JACKASS SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK AY-AY-AY CUNT IT'S OVER 9000! WOODPECKERSHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE TIMBER NIGGER GRINGO FUCKHEAD FUCK BULLCRAP AUTOFELLATIO WETBACK NIGGER DOUCHEBAG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT ANUSCAKE SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER [expletive deleted] ASS CUNT DICKHEAD WANK FIST FUCK ASS ASS ANAL DIABETES FRENCH TICKLER SON OF A BITCH ASSBANDIT MOCCASINS SCROTUM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOOBIES HELL CROTCH BUGFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BANGKOK CRAPPY DICKLICK JUNGLE BUNNY MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BIRD IN THE HOUSE SPIC SEX KNOBJOCKEY ORGASM SUITCASE PENIS BASTARD GOD DAMN BELGIUM POLAK GOAT DICK FUCKTARD SHITE BUGGER CUM FUCKING PUSSY FLYING FUCK BASTARD JOHNNY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MAMA MIA YID INBRED WIGGER FAGGOT FUCK NAZI SEX RAGHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LIMEY SHITTY MILF DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN PRICK CRAPPY PISS OFF BASTARD WANK DAMN SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE SCROTUM CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! TWISTY VAGINA FUCK JAP JACKASS BITCH ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT FUCKER FUCK BASTARD BITCH RAPE DUMBASS FAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BALL SACK FUCKING GIVING HEAD BUTTFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES BOLLOCKS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOLDY TITS FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CUNT CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOBIES TITS MACACA BUGFUCK MOLDY TITS DOUCHE PRICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUGFUCK TITS & DICKS FUCKING A JIZZ I WILL KILL YOU! SHITTY ASSWIPE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEDOPHILIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT PEEPEE TOWELHEAD SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT SHITFACE TOWELHEAD SCUMBUCKET BASTARD FRIG NEGRO JACK OFF ASSWIPE BIGNOSE COCK PISS SUCK MY DICK HELL WOP QUEEF BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN BORDER HOPPER DAMN CRAP ON A STICK MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK TITS GO HOME AND DIE HELL TESTICLE CHOKE NEGRO HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKWIT CAMEL FUCKER BUGGER OFF WIENER HELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS suck my mothers ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COON CUNTSWILLING FUCKFUCKFUCK WINDOWS VISTA HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CAUCASIANS LOGJAMMER FOUR-EYES NIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK CRAP ON A STICK WILLY WONKA INBRED CAMEL FUCKER ASS YOU WANKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY DICK BULLSHIT SHITBALLS AMERICA ONLINE ASSCRACK FREE ELECTIONS INCEST FUCK OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES RAT'S COCK WIENER SHITSLINGING SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE WOP BUGGER OFF TWISTY VAGINA FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A BITCH WEHATEMARIO DOG FUCKER DICKHEAD PENIS FUCK A DUCK SMEG BAD MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DOUCHING GOD BLESS AMERICA LICK PUSSY DILDO ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT PISS CONAN O'BRIAN ARSE YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY POMMIE WIENER DOUCHING CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST QUEEF JACKASS SCROTUM FUCK DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS PRICK SON OF A BITCH BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGFUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAP ON A STICK WETBACK FEMADOM VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD BLESS AMERICA NEGRO ORGASM FUCK OFF FUCKER PISS PISSHOLE POLACK GRINGO FELCHING FUCK FUCK OFF D'OH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG VENEREAL DISEASE ASSCRACK BULLSHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKING WANK GENITALIA FELCHING SHITCUNTING KNOBJOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH FUCK CUNTYMINTS CROTCH YOU WANKER BULLSHIT CUNTRAG TAFFY AUTOFELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE PRICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHING DUMBASS BANGKOK NAZI CRAPFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA WIENER ASSHAT FAG LAKE TITICACA IN SACREMENT TIMBER NIGGER ASSWIPE EPIDIDYMIS BULLSHIT DILDO BUTT PIRATE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST WIENER WANK ANUSCAKE WANK JACKASS DICKLICK COCKSHITTER JACKASS SHIT SHITCOCK VENEREAL DISEASE HELLFIRE PECKERHEAD BALL SACK TWISTY VAGINA Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISSHOLE and with the NECROPHILIA and his FUCKHEAD of girraffes in which BIGNOSE while reading about JERK OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SONNY BILL WILLIAMS also

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