Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HADJI'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'JOHNNY'BOLLOCKS'FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK'FUCKING A'CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GREASER look at the ASSHAT talk page of this COCK article for notes or discussion before BUGFUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder RAGHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden VILLAGE DUMP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANKER or LOLCAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOD OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNTBUCKET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER GRINGO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FELCHING utterFUCKance of socially HI, BILLY MAYS HERE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address [Insert silly non-swear here] Tourette's syndrome.

DUMBASS Tourette's is WANKER not to be D'OH confused with BUTTFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FIST FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TESTICLE CHOKE random FLYING RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD language, SHITFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOP JAP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive BLISTERING BARNACLES quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the FAGGOT Author:

The [expletive deleted] Tourette's BONER Research Institute was DILDO founded to FEWMETS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article FLOWERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HIGH WAGES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HONKY Tourrette's sufferers FUCKBAG swear. You can GENITALIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENISBIRD TV, for always focusing on the FROG'S FAT ASS bad side of a terrible BELGIUM thing.
• The main RIGHTS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'LL RAPE YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee FUCKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BLOWJOB no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YUKY DOODY school for ORGASM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSE sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and CLEMEN commit PISS suicide.
• There is no EXTRA LONG PENIS cure, and the BOOBIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOWELHEAD tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CAMEL JOCKEY perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go TAMPONS numb and SHITPISSER basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOTHERFUCKER it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a ASS LICKER tourette syndrome JACKASS SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BRITNEY the SEMEN public view of Tourettes as a "GENITALIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for COMMUNIST DILDO "hi-jacking" your BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNNILINGUS this that really PISS ARTIST annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIENER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I AM CORNHOLIO!, and making fun of a ASSCRACK horrible disorder is (not) MALARKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIENER time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SMEG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill KENNY Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. PRICK Regards to Andrew WANKSPLAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FLYING FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S ASS saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my JACKASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNTRAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FROG BAND WITH 4 CHINK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS HORSE! SHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITE'S HOUSE

How FRED PHELPS to DONGSHOVER cure DIPSHIT the BAT FUCK INSANE Tourette's AMERICA ONLINE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment VAGINA for CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's HOLY DUMB FUCK Syndrome ASS LICKER is I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL following ASS these ABO rules ASSHOLE in SUCK COCKS IN HELL! order:

• 1: Avoid DOG SHIT immature CHICKEN SHIT little BUGGER OFF kids,
• 2: Count to DIPSHIT within PISS OFF 10 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

seconds,

• 3: Do not open your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM JAP nor FUCKTARD talk,
• 4: Tell WANKSPLAT yourself you NIGGER don't MOTHERFUCKER have SHITBALLS this POMMIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK VAGINA WITH NASTY TITS & DICKS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHOAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITE last straw ASSHAT!

I fucking put BULLSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK YOU the TOP OF GANGBANG THIS NAZI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCUMBUCKET offensive. DAMN IT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWISTY VAGINA people who try FROG'S FAT ASS to battle BASTARD'ASSHAT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-THIS IS A RARE SWEAR—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING A it now, but someone said BULLSHIT' JIGGABOO SHITSLINGING'ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NAZI is a laughing PUNANI matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GANGBANG Uncyclopedia, there are RAT'S ASS articles FUCKING A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TAFFY stuff. So NAZI that means GOD DAMMIT stop getting mad at the PIG first part too and FUCK talking about the PISS letter that it's SHIT mocking (what ASSFACE letter? I don't even know what CUNTBUCKET the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRED PHELPS hi self NAZI even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's FEWMETS nothing more WIKIPEDIA from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". YOU WANKER. Which I'll add BUTT PIRATE onto SUGARTITS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that BUKKAKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN IT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD be, because if I were a GOOK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy hilarious. If you FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS Want facts, go on CARPET MUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKSUCKER be offended, don't read SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM the freaking CUNT article anyway.

DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE CUNTRAG FUCK OFF BLUE PENIS! BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ CRACKER GIVING HEAD BITCH

SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER TOSSER BLUMPKIN SACRAMENTO DAMMIT NECROPHILIA SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT CRAPPER DICKFACE SHITFACE FUCKER FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKWIT SHITE FUCKFACE SCUMBUCKET HELL SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT WHORE ALF DOUCHEBAG FOUR-EYES STUDENT PROTESTS DUMBASS P'KANG SUITCASE PENIS SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER REBECCA BLACK I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING MALARKY WHORE CAMEL JOCKEY WANK DIPSHIT WIKIPEDIA SOD OFF ASS NAZI ALF CUNTRAG TITMOUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK OFF FUCKING A FUCK YOU SHIT PUSSY WIGGER SHITTY MONKEY SHIT TWAT CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER FRAK I AM CORNHOLIO! LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT KAFFIR RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING MICK FUCK PUSSYLICKER JACKASS RICK MORANIS GOD DAMN ORGASM CONDOMS ABO CUNTING ASSCRACK GOBSHITE EAT MY SHIT! COON CUM BOOBS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE BIGNOSE SEMEN suck my mothers DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JENKEM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSYLICKER QUEEF FUCKING Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COCKSTUFFER GRIS BONG TWO-INCH PENIS PISS ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT TAFFY FUCK YOU PUSSY FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS WOP STRAWBERRY ASS PISS SOD SHITE BRITNEY FUCK OFF PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD AMERICA ONLINE MARGARET THATCHER BIG FOOT PUSSY INBRED FUCK YOU HELL BOLLOCKS DICKFACE RAT'S ASS STRAWBERRY ASS TACO CUM BONER BALL SACK ASSBANDIT ASS FASHION BUG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKWIT NIGGER FUCKHEAD BASTARD GOBSHITE HOMO PUSSY SHITSKIN PISS OFF JIZZ FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE SHITCUNTING WANK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ORGASM FUCK BOOBIES EUROIPODS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GIVING HEAD BOOBS DONKEY PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA JUSTIN BIEBER CRACKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITTYWANK FUCKFACE VAGINA CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM TITWANK FELLATIO HO FELCHMONKEY SHITFACE FUCKWIT HORSE PENIS BASTARD RAT'S COCK SUGARTITS HELL BRITNEY NEGRO DAMN IT DIPSHIT SHITFACE FLYING FUCK DYKE SHIT LIKE A HORSE HONKY SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS HELLFIRE SHITSLINGING FU SPANG O CANADA SCUMBAG BEANER FUCK NUGGET BITCH DOUCHE TWAT FUCK YOU GENITALIA DICKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT HELL CROTCH POTTYMOUTH RAPE FLYING FUCK TAFFY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOODIE HEAD FUCK FAG BRITNEY D'OH FELCHING SCROTUM DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN GOATSE FRED PHELPS FROG'S FAT ASS KRAUT RAPE AUTOFELLATIO TWAT PIGFUCKER BUTT-HOLE CRACKER CHRISTHUMPER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER SHITCOCK POLACK BRITNEY CUNTRAG NIGGER JACK OFF BUGFUCK SHITTY WIENER ASSWIPE BASTARD PUNANI DAMN WANKSPLAT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT LAPPER MONASTERIES FAGGOT BEANER WIENER SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMMIT HONKY GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TITTIES KIKE SHIT FENCE JUMPER TURD SHITFACE CUNT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CAUCASIANS CUNT SHITHEAD SEX SEX MILF HITLER VAGINA D'OH VENEREAL DISEASE STRAWBERRY ASS HORSE PENIS SHITTY HELL FEWMETS CUNTING ASSCRACK ALEX TREBEK CLEVELAND STEAMER CONDOMS WALRUS SHIT DOUCHE HELLFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE STEVE BALLMER NIGNOG CRAPMUNCHER INBRED QUEEF CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT INJUN SHITSLINGING BUTT-HOLE VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN EARS OF CHRIST TITS & DICKS EMO DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN BEAVER SEX ASSRAPING FUCKING BONG COON SCUMBAG CUNTSWILLING BULLCRAP RAPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKFACE PRICK MICK SACRAMENTO ARSE BEANER JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA WALRUS SHIT INBRED WARNER MUSIC GROUP DUMBASS [expletive deleted] SUITCASE PENIS INBRED ABO REBECCA BLACK CUNT SHITHEAD MACACA BALL SACK FRAK BORDER HOPPER [expletive deleted] DICKHEAD MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCK TUBA WETBACK ASSHAT SHAKOPEE PAKI FELLATIO BOLLOCKS PUNANI PAKI CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BITCH REDNECK SHITTY CHOAD FUCKSTAIN BITCH 666 DIPSHIT DICK BIG FOOT RANDY TRAVIS JESSE McCARTNEY BASTARD CUNT CHIGGER DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE WOP CUNT CUNT ASS DICKWAD SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD NAZI MOSES INBRED WANK TAMPONS TITS & DICKS CUNT CHENEY FUCK ASS LICKER TITTIES JACKASS AY-AY-AY FROG FUCKFACE WANK SHITHEAD ASSHAT HELL CONDOMS PISS ARTIST CONAN O'BRIAN BUGGER OFF CUNTBUCKET HO SHITFACE BITCH PANCHEN LAMA SHIT LIMEY TWAT DAMN WIGGER CC PLZ FUCK YOU HELL P'KANG COCK FELCHING CLIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CONDOMS FUCKING CLEMEN TITS COCKSUCKER YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DILDO MARGARET THATCHER INBRED SHIT FUCK TITWANK FUCKHEAD BITCH FUCK OFF BUGGER GIVING HEAD NEGRO YOU WANKER ARSE ASSCRACK YOU SUCK BALLS ASSWIPE REDNECK TITTYWANK FUCKTARD HELL HEIL HITLER! FRENCH TICKLER FUCKER SHITBALLS HELL BITCH RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] CTHULHU FHTAGN FOUR-EYES FUCK BASTARD DICKLICK SHITCOCK NAZI SHITSLIDE WANKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TITWANK WIENER SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BANGKOK SHITPISSER SAND NIGGER SHIT CRACKER FUCKER DUMBASS DOUCHE DARTH VADER COMMUNISM IS STUPID WIKIPEDIA DONKEY PUNCHER ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER NEOPETS YOGHURT CANNON PICKANINNY DOT HEAD MASTURBATION PISS HONKY BASTARD POMMIE NICARAGUA DAMN IT GOBSHITE WETBACK DOUCHEBAG COMMUNISM IS STUPID HO SHIT PIG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHIGGER BELLEND LET'S SHIT JERK OFF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERFUCKER YID PISS ARTIST MALL SANTA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKTARD BANGKOK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TWAT BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK GRINGO ASSWIPE HELL GOD DAMMIT PISS BASTARD BASTARD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER MOLDY TITS JESSE McCARTNEY TWAT DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG ANUSCAKE CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY suck my mothers LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RICK MORANIS GYPSY BOOBIES FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INCEST POMMIE PEEPEE HOSER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT FUCKWIT COCK JUSTIN BIEBER LOLCAT BUGGER ALEX TREBEK POOPOO PRICK BITCH CHUFF YID PAKI WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SHITE MOCCASINS WANK ASSWIPE INBRED PIECE OF SHIT BITCH WIGGER POTTYMOUTH BIG FOOT DAMMIT FRED PHELPS WOP FUCK OFF JOHNNY KRAUT DIRTY SANCHEZ DILDO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BITCH DARTH VADER HO HELL FELLATIO PIECE OF SHIT TEDDY BEARS DALAI LAMA [expletive deleted] DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GENITALIA POLACK CRAPMUNCHER WHORE SHITE ORGASM DONKEY DICK BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR VILLAGE DUMP DAMN HO CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES FUCK BASTARD LENS CRAFTERS PISS TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE FAGGOT BANGKOK YID CLUSTERFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACK OFF DAMMIT ASSRAPING PENISFUCK CUNTRAG CHOAD KISSER JERK OFF DAMN HENTAI FUCK SHITTY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SAND NIGGER VAGINA EXTRA LONG PENIS BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER TWAT KAFFIR BENSON SUCKS NIPPLES FAG BITCH FUCKING KU KLUX KLAN GRIS ABO PUSSYLICKER ALEX TREBEK BIG FOOT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD DAMN JERK OFF SHITE DICK IN A BOX GYPSY MICK DONALD RUMSFELD QUEEF CHOAD KISSER I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH CRACKER TAIWAN LAKE TITICACA QUEEF SHITCOCK FRENCH TICKLER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH DUMBASS PISS MARY WHITEHOUSE SCUMBAG SUCK MY DICK SOD GOD DAMMIT ARSE MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT TITS POOPY COON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CHUFF LIMEY SCUMBUCKET ASS MALL SANTA BEAVER DAMN PORCH MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BELLEND GANGBANG DICKLICK MILF SHIT WANK SHIT HITLER SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS SNUFF PORN BUKKAKE SHITE GOOK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHING FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER TWAT PISS FUCKBAG PISS ARTIST ORGASM PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIRTY SANCHEZ BLUMPKIN GOD DAMN CROTCH NIGGER ARFENHOUSE CRAPPY FENCE JUMPER DUMBASS WIENER VAGINA RAT'S COCK SHITTY BUGGER HONKY CANDY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HELLFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT RAGHEAD FUCKFACE AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT JUNGLE BUNNY SMEG WANK TITTIES ASSWIPE BONER GOD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES FELLATIO JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER HORSE PENIS FUCKING A SUGARTITS SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS BASTARD POLESMOKER BITCH LET'S SHIT PIG HELLFIRE FUCKING ASSRAMMER CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY ASS DAMN SHITE BASTARD SHITFUCKER DAMN IT FREEDOM OF SPEECH POLACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKFACE FUCK YOU P'KANG BOOBS ASSHAT ASS INCEST PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA FUCKTARD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS GOD DAMN WINDOWS VISTA FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES RAPE VAGINA COCK OH SHI– GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELL FIST FUCK BALL SACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING A FUCKING ASS DOODIE HEAD FUCK WANKER FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMMIT HORSE SHIT LIMEY CHIGGER CHINK PUSSY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISSHOLE STRAWBERRY ASS MOLDY TITS FUCKWIT HORSE PENIS URINE-GARGLING WANKSPLAT CHINK TOTAL POLAK O CANADA GREASER BALL SACK JOHN SMILEY FACE TITS RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITHEAD WETBACK WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING POLESMOKER FUCKER FUCKER DICKLICK MILF KAFFIR TAFFY VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE CHIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS FUCKFACE WANK DICK PIECE OF SHIT CUNT MOCCASINS NIGGER TITS SHIT DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS CUNTYMINTS DARTH VADER SHIT HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES TITS PISS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK OFF SHITHEAD [EXPLETIVE] ANAL DIABETES WHORE HORSE SHIT MICK SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT WANK I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMMIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POLAK POOPY SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BOOBS PAKI [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK BITCH GOD DAMN BITCH GREASER COMMUNION WAFER GOD DAMMIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANKER ASS HELL RAT'S ASS BUGGER TITS & DICKS ASSHAT INBRED DIPSHIT GOD DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BEAVER SHITFUCKER SUCK MY DICK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK SHIT WANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LIMEY CONDOMS TWAT WANK BONER PRICK JACKASS BITCH FALSE BENSON BAT FUCK INSANE DILDO PRICK WANK RAGHEAD FUCKING A DAGO VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PENIS KAFFIR SAND NIGGER ASSWIPE NIPPLES POMMIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON COCK TRANNY HADJI CHAV GARBAGE DAY! CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED INBRED BALLS BEAVER SHITBALLS WANK ORGASM FELCHING GENITALIA DAMN COLGATE GOD DAMN WOP FUCKWIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS & DICKS EAT MY SHIT! CUNTSWILLING JACKASS FU SPANG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MOLDY TITS AUTOFELLATIO CLIT BUGGER [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST BASTARD ARSE CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH DAMN YOU WANKER FUCKING A ARSE FLYING FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS ARTIST LIMEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN CLIT BEANER KRAUT FUCKING A UNITED KINGDOM NIGNOG ROSIE O'DONNELL PIECE OF SHIT TURD BASTARD BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN IT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER WANK BALL SACK FAGGOT FUCKING GOATSE ASS MOTHERFUCKER HOMO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER DUMBASS LENS CRAFTERS PRINCE PHILIP D'OH CHICKEN SHIT DAMN PISSHOLE DOG SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT SOD OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ALF PRICK CUNTRAG ASS FUCK OFF SCUMBAG PUSSY I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITSKIN CUM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TITS BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICK TITS TOSSER FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER KIKE ABO I WILL KILL YOU! WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTBUCKET ASS GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE ABO CHUFF CHIGGER ORGASM SPUNK MARCH OF FLAMES SOD FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS HOMO DARTH VADER KRAUT BITCH RAGHEAD CRAPMUNCHER DICKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO RUSTY TROMBONE JIZZ SAGGY TITS VENEREAL DISEASE RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF SAGGY TITS PENIS WANKER TARTAR SAUCE YOU WANKER SHITCOCK SCROTUM GOD DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the NAZI and his CROTCH of girraffes in which RAT'S ASS while reading about MAMA MIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS