Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK YOU'CLIT'MACACA'DIRTY SANCHEZ'BASTARD'ASS'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITBALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden PRICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or WINDOWS VISTA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POMMIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NICARAGUA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACKASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITCOCK DIPSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITTIES utterFUCKance of socially DIPSHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FELCHING television programs to address CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSY Tourette's is ARSE not to be HELL confused with OSTRICH MY ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOBSHITE random FUCKWIT disorientation, culturally-TURD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HOMO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOLLOCKS language, NORTH KOREA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS UP MY ARSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLAMING ASS BADGER souvenir shoppes and massive AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI quantities JACKASS of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITCOCK Polite Note to the VAGINA Author:

The SHITSLINGING Tourette's COCK Research Institute was ORGASM founded to MILF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article YOU WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOT HEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance THONG TASTER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MOCCASINS Tourrette's sufferers CLUSTERFUCK swear. You can JENKEM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the TWISTY VAGINA bad side of a terrible GREASER thing.
• The main BALL SACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CROTCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MILF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAPE knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is INCEST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HELLFIRE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHAT school for ASSWIPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage QUEEF sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and ORGASM commit POLESMOKER suicide.
• There is no WANK cure, and the WIENER drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOU WANKER tics often have adverse ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire GO COUNT YOUR DICK body to go CHICKEN SHIT numb and VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOODPECKERSHIT it is without the GOD DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKBAG tourette syndrome CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AY-AY-AY the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "ASS LICKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOCKIE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGGER sorry for FUCKER "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TOTAL this that really BAD MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a [Insert silly non-swear here] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAT'S COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLEMEN, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPANK THE MONKEY time.

Best SHITBALLS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. CHRISTHUMPER Regards to Andrew GRIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you MALARKY want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOUR MOM saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POWERSHIT and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMNATION music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK YOU BAND WITH 4 TAMPONS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How FUCKING to ASSWIPE cure FRITZ the NIGGER Tourette's RAPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHOAD for BALLS Tourette's WALRUS SHIT Syndrome DICKHEAD is DAMN following BOOBIES these CUNT rules PECKERHEAD in RAPE order:

• 1: Avoid SON OF A BITCH immature INBRED little SOD kids,
• 2: Count to DONGSHOVER within GOD DAMMIT 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BONER NIGNOG LAKE TITICACA nor FUCKSTAIN talk,
• 4: Tell HOMO yourself you SHITTY don't FUCKHEAD have YOU WANKER this FUCKING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY NIGGER TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw COCKING FUCKBOROUGH!

I fucking put NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNNILINGUS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOCCASINS offensive. PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try CUNTING ASSCRACK to battle NAZI'SHITSLINGING that tight-ass NECROPHILIA 17-year-FUCKFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find EPIDIDYMIS it now, but someone said SHITFUCKER' FEWMETS FUCKHEAD'NORTH KOREA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING FUCK is a laughing AUTOFELLATIO matter. Plus there TOSSER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are FROG'S FAT ASS articles BOOBIES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANKER stuff. So DICKHEAD that means PENIS stop getting mad at the SHIT LIKE A HORSE first part too and PISSHOLE talking about the SHIT LIKE A HORSE letter that it's BLUMPKIN mocking (what ASSHOLE letter? I don't even know what RUSTY TROMBONE the heck you're talking about). Adrian PUSSY hi self HELLFUCKER even made a really MARGARET THATCHER good point. "It's FUCKHEAD nothing more FLYING RAT'S ASS from a head nod to a HENTAI knee tick". SOD. Which I'll add I WILL END YOU! onto PUSSY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOOBS suffer that COCKGOBLIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKER be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD hilarious. If you PENIS Want facts, go on VAGINA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FIST FUCK be offended, don't read POO POO BLOWJOB the freaking FUCKSTAIN article anyway.

ANAL YOU WANKER NIGGER IN , EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FELLATIO BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN BLISTERING BARNACLES FROG PORCH MONKEY

FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY AUTOFELLATIO JAP FUCK OFF TOSSER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT BRITNEY SON OF A BITCH SEMEN FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN URINE-GARGLING LET'S SHIT LAKE TITICACA NAZI WHITE PEOPLE DOT HEAD FUCK ASSHOLE ASSWIPE GOD DAMN NI LAKE TITICACA WHORE SHITHEAD CRAP POLESMOKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BEAVER BUGFUCK DYKE PUSSYLICKER SHIT DAMN CROTCH CUNT DAMNATION BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE PUSSY GOATSE ABO SIGMUND FREUD ABO FUCK pen0r SCUMBAG BLISTERING BARNACLES SMEG JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK CUNT ASSHAT CHALICE JERRY HELL TITS LENS CRAFTERS CLIT FUCKFACE WANK CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE SHITSLINGING SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH PENIS FUCKFACE GENITALIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TOWELHEAD LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! CLEMEN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GRIS JESSE McCARTNEY GRIS CUNT LET'S SHIT ANUSCAKE ARSEBADGERS PANCHEN LAMA FUCKTARD KAFFIR FUCKING DUNE COON CUNT SUCK MY DICK FUCK BLOWJOB TWAT SNUFF PORN DAMN CHAV JACKASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JIGGABOO TIT DIRT CRAPMUNCHER SHIT JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER URINE-GARGLING FUCK CUNT NORTH KOREA WIENER GIVING HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JAP BUKKAKE PISS OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JIGGABOO NIPPLES ASS SHITFACE PISS BITCH FUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE URINE-GARGLING JACKASS SHIT DICK GREASER DOUCHING DONKEY DICK TESTICLE CHOKE GIVING HEAD HAIL SATAN! ART METAL PRODUCTS HO BIGNOSE SHITBALLS CUNTRAG PISS CRAPPY TAFFY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BIRD SHIT suck my mothers GOBSHITE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKHEAD BALL SACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCKING DUMBASS SHIT GOATSE FUCKFACE ASSCRACK JACKASS BOOBS DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE WANK SON OF A BITCH DICK TITS IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! BITCH GRUE RAPE FUCKWIT ASS FASCIST INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE NICARAGUA ABO DIPSHIT MALL SANTA CRAPPY FUCK DICK CHICKEN NIGGER BLUMPKIN CUM WANK GOD DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOB SAGET MOZILLA FIREFOX BIGNOSE TRANNY DOT HEAD NIPPLES KIKE SHITCOCK SAND NIGGER ANAL DIABETES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BULLSHIT INBRED BULLCRAP GREASER BOOBIES WANK MICK JERRY YID HELLFUCKER DOUCHE TAMPONS COON BOON BATMAN & ROBIN BUTTFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU WANK COCK PISS ARTIST SUCK MY DICK BORDER HOPPER NAZI SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY STRAWBERRY ASS TURD RUSKIE JIGGABOO HELL ASSFACE FLYING FUCK GOOK FLYING FUCK BALLS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST I WILL END YOU! TITWANK PAKI YID ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT WANK YUKY DOODY TAMPON IN MY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS INBRED KRAUT DOUCHING BASTARD SHITSLINGING HELL CLEMEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK FELCHMONKEY ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! OH SHI– PENIS ON A BUN SOD OFF TOWELHEAD CUNT DOG SHIT CHICKEN FRIES SMEG ASSWIPE AMERICA ONLINE DICK CUNNILINGUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HORSE PENIS PISS ARSE FUCKHEAD CUNT LAPPER SHIT CUNT PRICK CRAPFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY ABO FUCK OFF MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY HOMO SNUFF PORN GO HOME AND DIE EARS OF CHRIST WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE WOP REDNECK JACK OFF FAGGOT PRICK FUCK YOU DAMN KNOBJOCKEY INBRED TITMOUSE BOOBS GOD BLESS AMERICA GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK ASSRAMMER FUCKBAG ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT ORGASM TWO-INCH PENIS COCKGOBLIN GRIS DAMN SHITFUCKER STEVE BALLMER NICARAGUA PUSSY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GANGBANG NEGRO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GO HOME AND DIE KRAUT ASSWIPE SHIT CUNNILINGUS MAMA MIA PUNANI FIST FUCK BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN JERK OFF DIPSHIT DAMN FUCKING FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! PEDOPHILIA I AM CORNHOLIO! DOG SHIT ASSWIPE SCUMBAG MOCCASINS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKFACE ANAL LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GIVING HEAD JOHNNY FUCK PIGFUCKER FUCK PISS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING BUTTFUCKER POLACK FUCKSTAIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKER DOUCHE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS FUCKING JUMP! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JIZZ YOU WANKER RAGHEAD CRAP ON A STICK KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT DOUCHE JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSHOLE FAGGOT SHITFACE NEGRO FRIG CUNT POMMIE CAMEL FUCKER THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS ANUSCAKE ASSRAMMER BALLS FUCKING A NIGNOG SEX FUCKBAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JOHN ELWAY BITCH TRANNY FAG NECROPHILIA JACK OFF DAMN DOT HEAD TWO-INCH PENIS EAT MY SHIT! DICKFACE FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE FUCK OFF DONALD RUMSFELD ANAL DIABETES SCROTUM TAMPONS BUTTFUCKER JAP TIMBER NIGGER TOTAL TURD RADIO FREE LUNCH GOBSHITE LET'S SHIT SHITE DAMN IT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ARSE GYPSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHEBAG COON pen0r DOUCHING LOGJAMMER DAMN IT DICKFACE PENISFUCK CHENEY FROG'S FAT ASS NIGNOG COCK ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HITLER DICKLICK PENIS ON A STICK PENISBIRD GIVING HEAD SHIT JERRY SEX I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSWIPE BOOBS ASS FASCIST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SLOPE HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE 666 WIENER ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON WOODPECKERSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK TWAT HO FUCK OFF FUCK YOU CTHULHU FHTAGN BATHING SUIT AREA SNUFF PORN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! ASS CUNNILINGUS CUNNILINGUS WIKIPEDIA HENTAI PISS ARTIST RUSTY TROMBONE PISS UP MY ARSE SHITFUCKER PUNANI DELICIOUS CAKE GREASER WIKIPEDIA FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER PORCH MONKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SOD OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN IT [expletive deleted] TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT CRAPPER WANK DICKFACE FUCKING GOD DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT BLOWJOB YUKY DOODY PORCH MONKEY HELL JACKASS SHIT MACACA PISS ARTIST DICKFACE MALARKY CUNT DAGO DICKFACE SEX CHIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SEMEN GENITALIA JACK ABRAMOFF DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN CHOAD BUGFUCK JENKEM FUCKFACE ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FRAK INBRED BITCH ASSCRACK BUGFUCK ARSE VAGINA RAT'S ASS BOOBS MARGARET THATCHER NI DOUCHEBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSWIPE CUNT FUCKHEAD FUCKING A CUNT FUCKHEAD SIGMUND FREUD HOMO ASSCRACK DICK CHICKEN SHITE KIKE ASSCRACK DAMN IT DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE RAGHEAD FUCK GOBSHITE FUCK YOU POTTYMOUTH SCROTUM PUSSYLICKER JERK OFF BULLCRAP SLOPE PORCH MONKEY WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS BEANER FUCKBAG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM INBRED SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK FUCKTARD RAPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA THONG TASTER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITFACE SHIT SUGARTITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING FUCK PEDOPHILIA PEDOPHILIA FEWMETS HONKY FUCK DICKFACE WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE CUNT GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER OSTRICH MY ASS BALLS TITTYWANK FUCKTARD BITCH CLIT CHRISTHUMPER EMO PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER TITTIES RUSKIE OSTRICH MY ASS BUTT PIRATE CUNT CRAPPER DELICIOUS CAKE BALLS TIT DIRT CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER BIRD SHIT PIG CUNT GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER TOSSER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SOD OFF DOT HEAD BEAVER ASS BOOBIES FUCKTARD MARGARET THATCHER SAND NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER CUNTBUCKET FAG COCKSUCKER ANUSCAKE SHIT BUGFUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA WHORE FLYING RAT'S ASS MOSES STEVE BALLMER ASS TAFFY INBRED SHITFACE SHAKOPEE DAMN FUCKFACE FIST FUCK PISS REDSKIN RICK MORANIS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK NIGGER SHITHEAD HELL PENISFUCK TOTAL HAIL SATAN! FUCK STEVE BALLMER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS LICKER SHIT SEMPRINI SHITE STEVE BALLMER SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK DAMMIT SHITTY FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG YOU WANKER DICKHEAD CHINK WETBACK BULLSHIT CROTCH FUCKING SPIC I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU WANK SHITHEAD ASSWIPE FUCKING A HELL SHITHEAD SEMEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER ASS FASCIST GANGBANG PUSSYLICKER GOAT DICK BUTT PIRATE SAGGY TITS TITS MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS JUNGLE BUNNY KNOBJOCKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TACO SHITE INBRED DYKE BLISTERING BARNACLES HO WOP DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT REBECCA BLACK CUNTYMINTS COCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK DARTH VADER NAZI FEMADOM BONER PENIS CUNT GOD DAMN DAMN NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK SEMEN PUNANI BOLLOCKS DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD BITCH FUCKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FAGGOT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HORSE PENIS P'KANG COCK ASSWIPE EXTRA LONG PENIS HENTAI WANKER GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON LET'S SHIT ASSHAT BOOBS FUCK NEGRO BONG COON GOD DAMN DICKLICK ASS MONKEY SHIT HATE HATE HAT GANGBANG FROG SHIT FUCKHEAD CUNT FUCKING JUMP! I WILL KILL YOU! TWAT CUNNILINGUS TIMBER NIGGER JIGGABOO BULLSHIT CHOAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELLFUCKER WHORE BELGIUM RAGHEAD TIMBER NIGGER CRAP CHICKEN SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS FELLATIO RAT'S COCK NICARAGUA CHAV BUGGER OFF ANAL DIABETES BENCH PRESS BANGKOK HENTAI WANK AAAAAAAAA! BULLSHIT BITCH SHIT DICK CHICKEN PECKERHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB COON RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE PIG AUTOFELLATIO SPICY CUNT FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CLIT POLACK DONGSHOVER ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS INBRED BUKKAKE NAZI PIGS MIGHT FLY DAMN CAMEL FUCKER INBRED FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALLS TOWELHEAD PAKI ABORTIONS FOR ALL WANK WANKER SHIT HOT GRITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKTARD P'KANG SHITTY SHIT PISS OFF SHIT FRENCH TICKLER WANK DAMN IT SHITCUNTING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ANAL BALL SACK TWAT GOD DAMN CLEMEN SEX CLEVELAND STEAMER WIENER BOOBS CLIT SHITPISSER FUCK WHITE RIGHTS RECTUM RAIDER BLUE PENIS! CUNT BONER FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT MOCKIE HOT GRITS DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIGFUCKER SHITTY WHORE FUCKING BITCH NIGGER DAMN BONER TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH ASSHAT DAMN MOCCASINS ASSHAT CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER MILF SHITSLINGING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH SHITCUNTING [EXPLETIVE] HORSE SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S COCK BITCH ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUNG-HOLE DICKLICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BULLSHIT MACACA MOLDY TITS CUNT KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FUCK A DUCK FLYING FUCK CONDOMS JUSTIN BIEBER TITWANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKTARD FRAK MOCKIE POLESMOKER CHOAD BOB SAGET DOUCHE NAZI KAFFIR TITTIES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOUCHEBAG TAMPONS BITCH ARSE FUCK OFF FEWMETS FUCKBAG NIPPLES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOCKIE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITTIES FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF BIRD SHIT NIPPLES CRAP NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT FIRECROTCH RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT CRAPPY CARPET MUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE WIENER BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHINK BUKKAKE BASTARD ASSHAT WIGGER BITCH RUSKIE CUNT SCROTUM DAMMIT SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE ASSHAT BULLSHIT TWAT PRICK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BORDER HOPPER SAND NIGGER GENITALIA WANKER SUGARTITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAPE POLACK CHINK WIKIPEDIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMN POOPY RAT'S COCK JOHN ELWAY FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY JUSTIN BIEBER CUNNILINGUS ASS LICKER FALSE BENSON SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS FROG SHITCOCK BANGKOK ASSHAT TAMPONS ORGASM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE I'LL RAPE YOU BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS CUNT PEEPEE GOBSHITE FRIG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOON BITCH BUTT-HEAD AUTOFELLATIO DAMN WANKSPLAT FUCKING A BALLS PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS DICKHEAD CUNT SHITCOCK RAGHEAD CHIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN EMO ROSIE O'DONNELL NI BUGGER OFF WANK RAPE TRANNY FUCKING TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFACE FUCKING BOOBIES CHINK BONER CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK ASSBANDIT BIGNOSE BOOBIES MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST CHIGGER BORDER HOPPER INBRED CLIT ASS WANK PISS ARTIST WIENER NEGRO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE TUBA TURD BULLSHIT NIGNOG HELL BUNG-HOLE NIPPLES RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO FLYING FUCK FREE ELECTIONS SHITFACE BULLCRAP FAGGOT SHITFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the CROTCH and his FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK of girraffes in which P'KANG while reading about TOWELHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHOLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• I WILL KILL YOU!