Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SON OF A BITCH'GOOK'SEX'WANK'SHIT'EXTRA LONG PENIS'SHITFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JERK OFF look at the WIENER talk page of this BUTTFUCKER article for notes or discussion before MUGABE'S MOMMA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SPUNK neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WETBACK, sudden TITMOUSE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or DYKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUITCASE PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHING CHONG CHINK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAGHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DUMBASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN SCUMBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT utterFUCKance of socially GOBSHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE television programs to address DOODIE HEAD Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! not to be CHICKEN FRIES confused with CRAPMUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHUFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS ARTIST random JERK OFF disorientation, culturally-RUSKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ORGASM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BELLEND language, FELCHING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JERRY GRASS MUD HORSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAPE souvenir shoppes and massive JOHNNY quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES LET'S SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FRITZ Polite Note to the HEIL HITLER! Author:

The CHIGGER Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER Research Institute was BUGFUCK founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNTSWILLING article PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BLOWJOB changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers D'OH swear. You can I WILL KILL YOU! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame KIKE TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible DICKFACE thing.
• The main FRITZ symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNNILINGUS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HAIL SATAN! knee PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DIRTY SANCHEZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BULLSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSCRACK school for FUCKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PECKERHEAD sufferers to become FUCKHEAD manically depressed and CHOAD KISSER commit DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! suicide.
• There is no ASS FASCIST cure, and the DILDO drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse WIENER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTBUCKET perodol" which caused my entire MICK body to go HELLFIRE numb and RAPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the DICKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a RAT'S ASS tourette syndrome MASTICATION FOR THE NATION association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FROG'S FAT ASS the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIHILISM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am INJUN sorry for HO "hi-jacking" your COCKSHITTER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG'S FAT ASS this that really CHOAD annoys me. I am working towards a BLUE PENIS! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOU WANKER time.

Best SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BLOWJOB” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. POMMIE Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The ASSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you BUGFUCK want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUM saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WETBACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTT-FOR-BRAINS and HI, BILLY MAYS HERE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ANAL BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POOPOO HORSE! WETBACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WETBACK'S HOUSE

How SHIT to JACKASS cure HOLY DUMB FUCK the CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOG SHIT for TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette's SHITCOCK Syndrome ART METAL PRODUCTS is DICK following FUCKSTAIN these BITCH rules SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid PISS ARTIST immature SHITHEAD little CHOAD KISSER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKER within SCUMBUCKET 10 PENISBIRDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE PRICK nor ORGASM talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you FUCKING JUMP! don't GOD DAMMIT have NIGGER this COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PAKI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WETBACK last straw GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS!

I fucking put SHITFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE NORTH KOREA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOLLOCKS the TOP OF NIPPLES THIS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TAMPONS offensive. PRINCE PHILIP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTING ASSCRACK people who try CHIGGER to battle SHIT'COCKGOBLIN that tight-ass SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 17-year-BORDER HOPPER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANKER it now, but someone said POMMIE' FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ARSE is a laughing SHITFACE matter. Plus there PIECE OF SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKSTAIN articles MASTURBATION about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TURD stuff. So RAT'S COCK that means SHIT stop getting mad at the PUSSY first part too and EMO talking about the COCKSMOKER letter that it's WIGGER mocking (what PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian CRAP ON A STICK hi self POWERSHIT even made a really HEIL HITLER! good point. "It's COCKSTUFFER nothing more FUCK YOU from a head nod to a FUCKFACE knee tick". LOGJAMMER. Which I'll add TACO onto DICKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that [expletive deleted] much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a YUKY DOODY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISSHOLE hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INJUN be offended, don't read SAGGY TITS the freaking DILDO article anyway.

RAPE ! FUCKFACE HOT GRITS SON OF A BITCH COCKSHITTER DOG SHIT FUCKBAG DICKHEAD DICK

TWAT GREASER TAFFY ARSE PISS OFF FIST FUCK NI CLEMEN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CROTCH SOD OFF ASS LICKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT ARSE MONKEY'S UNCLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FRITZ TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITFACE DILDO BUTTFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA NORTH KOREA MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SEMEN DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU TENTACLE RAPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SCUMBAG HORSE SHIT COON CHIGGER CC PLZ FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEDOPHILIA CUNTBUCKET TOTAL ARSE REDSKIN RECTUM RAIDER FUCKER OPINION FUCKTARD CC PLZ HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING SAMUEL L. JACKSON [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SON OF A BITCH SHIT CHICKEN SHIT KIKE FROG BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKSTAIN BOOBS FUCKWIT ASSFACE CUNTYMINTS DICK IN A BOX JIGGABOO PRICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHING GOBSHITE P'KANG CHRISTMAS TREES STRAWBERRY ASS FIST FUCK GIVING HEAD SUCK MY DICK FUCKING FUCKER BULLCRAP CRAPFUCKER DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY BITCH HONKY SHITHEAD POLAK RAGHEAD ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN EUROIPODS THONG TASTER PAKI MALARKY GO HOME AND DIE CAMEL JOCKEY TITTYWANK INBRED HOSER JOHNNY DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER COCK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PEDOPHILIA [EXPLETIVE] BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD CECIL JOHN RHODES WOP DOUCHE NAZI BELLEND PROLES BELLEND COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BLOWJOB SEMEN CLUSTERFUCK DICK CHICKEN DOG SHIT GRINGO FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE SPICY CUNT FUCK RUSKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL REDSKIN QUEEF SMEG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BELLEND REDEEMING VALUE WIGGER QUEEF SHITFUCKER MALARKY FUCKSTAIN WANK BITCH DAMN CUNTRAG ASS CRACKER DRAMA DAMN CROTCH COCK WIENER NECROPHILIA HELL TRANNY BEAVER BLUMPKIN SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT ASSHAT SHITFUCKER POLAK SEMEN BUGFUCK WIKIPEDIA THIS IS A RARE SWEAR HELLFIRE DICKHEAD GOAT DICK ASS DOUCHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS BUGFUCK CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT ANAL FRIG WOP JACKASS RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH NEGRO FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKWIT SHIT CHOAD I RAPE WALRUSES! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITFUCKER JENKEM FUCK OFF NEGRO WIENER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COON HELL SHITCUNTING SHITFUCKER SHITE DICKLICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BLUMPKIN FRITZ NECROPHILIA BITCH RAT'S ASS BEANER HELL FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PROXY SITES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST INCEST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHOLE HAIL SATAN! YOU WANKER MASTURBATION FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKER VAGINA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TWAT ORGASM JAP SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO REDNECK ORGASM CAMEL JOCKEY GENITALIA JAP DOM DeLUISE DAMN MONKEY SHIT MOCKIE VENEREAL DISEASE DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS FUCK NUGGET DIPSHIT POLACK NIPPLES POTTYMOUTH ASSFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKWAD REDNECK SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FAGGOT FUCKING A BASTARD BLOWJOB PUSSYLICKER HELL JAP RAPE GOBSHITE FUCK OFF SHIT SHITFACE CUNTYMINTS [expletive deleted] FUCK AMERICA ONLINE PENIS LOLCAT FUCKER CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET FUCKING A TITS JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHEBAG DAMN FUCKHEAD COCKSMOKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNT DICK BUGGER OFF BASTARD FAG FUCKTARD SOD OFF BITCH KNOBJOCKEY TAMPONS DAMN FUCKBAG WETBACK ASSWIPE NIGGER SHITHEAD HOMO SPIC CAMEL FUCKER DAMN FRENCH TICKLER SCROTUM CUNT FELLATIO CROTCH FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU SHITFACE DUNE COON DOUCHEBAG DAMMIT SPUNK REBECCA BLACK CUNT LAPPER DAGO REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSHAT O KURWA! GYPSY HELL CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BONER LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA CHIGGER FUCKFACE DICKFACE BIGNOSE FUCKING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LIMEY TWAT WOMEN'S RIGHTS INBRED CHUFF PIG ASSWIPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SAND NIGGER CHUFF FUCK YOU BLUE PENIS! FAG FUCKBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK TOSSER POLACK ASS CUM SCROTUM GOD DAMN BOOBIES LET'S SHIT ASS FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU CHENEY GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK TITTYWANK FUCKWIT BOON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FRITZ FLYING FUCK PISS TOWELHEAD DICK IN A BOX DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING FRENCH TICKLER EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSRAPING SON OF A BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RUSTY TROMBONE RECTUM RAIDER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL FUCK A DUCK FLYING FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP JACKASS SHIT PISSHOLE HOMO MICK FLYING RAT'S ASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SCUMBUCKET HELL BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS DICK IN A BOX SHIT FUCK SOD DICK CHICKEN FAGGOT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSFACE FUCKBAG SHIT JACKASS BOOBIES EAT MY SHIT! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITBALLS COCKSHITTER LOLCAT PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG COON CAMEL JOCKEY BLUMPKIN BRITNEY AOL IPs DAMN IT FELCHING GOD DAMN DOT HEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF BORDER HOPPER WIKIPEDIA FRED PHELPS RAT'S COCK DAMN IT GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER DEVELOPERS! NIGGER MAMA MIA SEX CLUSTERFUCK TITS CUNT ASS FLYING FUCK ARSE BITCH SHITCOCK MASTURBATION GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CRAPMUNCHER DICKHEAD ASSFACE SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS SEMEN FUCK DOG SHIT YOU WANKER OH SHI– JACKASS SHIT WANK MARGARET THATCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES COCKSUCKER BONER FUCKWIT FUCKER MILF WANK DICKHEAD CONDOMS YID BULLSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING A SHITFACE BOB SAGET SCROTUM [expletive deleted] SPIC PISS CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT FUCKING A TWAT VAGINA SACRAMENTO CUNTSWILLING BELLEND JENKEM ASSCRACK TITWANK POWERSHIT ASSFACE FLYING FUCK DICK IN A BOX JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT SCROTUM TITWANK CROTCH pen0r FUCK OFF GOBSHITE ASSBANDIT [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK WIENER TOTAL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD ASSCRACK CHAV BORDER HOPPER SHITFUCKER PUSSY MASTURBATION MARY WHITEHOUSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NI FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RECTUM RAIDER WANK DUMBASS FUCKFACE DIPSHIT SHITSKIN TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING A WANK FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITCOCK DAMN ASSCRACK TAMPONS ASS WALRUS SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHINK BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH FLYING FUCK NIPPLES FUCK OFF SHIT FUCKFACE INCEST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FAG I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER FUCKING SHITCUNTING DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT DIPSHIT PENIS BIGNOSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK POLAK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BONER ORGASM SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT FUCK NEOPETS DOT HEAD FU SPANG BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE TOTAL NAZI ARSE VAGINA RAGHEAD ARSE SEMPRINI BITCH DYKE INBRED ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CLIT FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY [Insert silly non-swear here] FIRECROTCH FUCK A DUCK FRITZ SHITFUCKER PISS WHORE WIKIPEDIA FUCK A DUCK CUNTSWILLING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSRAPING NICARAGUA DOT HEAD INBRED GOBSHITE HO BUGGER WANK PORCH MONKEY FUCKING WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS SHITHEAD CHIGGER FELCHMONKEY TITS JACKASS FUCKING YOU WANKER PEEPEE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JOHN SMILEY FACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT FUCK SHITFACE GIVING HEAD SHITBALLS SHITBALLS KIKE PISS OFF QUEEF CAMEL FUCKER SHIT FUCKSTAIN COON CUNT BITCH DILDO DICK HADJI JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN CHICKEN FRIES SHITBALLS SCUMBUCKET FUCK NUGGET GO COUNT YOUR DICK GENITALIA GOAT DICK NAZI PISSHOLE THERE IS A CABAL BITCH INBRED FOUR-EYES CAPTAIN CRUNCH HONKY TRANNY SCUMBUCKET FIRECROTCH [EXPLETIVE] DIRTY SANCHEZ [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FRIG AUTOFELLATIO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNTING ASSCRACK POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN CROTCH SAND NIGGER ANUSCAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEMPRINI BRITNEY DICK CHICKEN BONER SUITCASE PENIS BLOWJOB VAGINA DICK FUCKFACE SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITS NICARAGUA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLSHIT HOSER CHICKEN SHIT FUCK BITCH BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN SHIT COCKSHITTER PUNANI NI INJUN SOD OFF COON NIPPLES FUCKING A WOMEN'S RIGHTS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH VENEREAL DISEASE DONALD RUMSFELD JERRY CUNTSWILLING TITTYWANK TWISTY VAGINA PIG TAFFY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTT PIRATE DAMN BORDER HOPPER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITTY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WIGGER BASTARD MICK WEHATEMARIO DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG PUSSY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RECTUM RAIDER MONKEY SHIT pen0r FUCK A DUCK HELL YID DUMBASS DAMN COCKSUCKER WANK DUMBASS FUCKER ARSEBADGERS BASTARD CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENIS BONER CHIGGER BEAVER PAGE BLANKING ASS ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER TURD BITCH SHITHEAD CLIT BOOBIES PISS OFF SHIT CONDOMS TACO PUSSY ASSCRACK pen0r DAMN PISS ARTIST POLACK RAPE ASSCRACK WANK FLAMEVIPER SPIC DICK MOCKIE I RAPE WALRUSES! SCUMBAG SHITBALLS WANK WHORE SHITFACE TITMOUSE CUM YOUR MOM SHITBALLS I WILL KILL YOU! BELGIUM I CAN AFFORD FOOD CHOAD KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH INJUN HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLCRAP ORGASM FUCK DOG SHIT FUCKTARD STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT CHOAD JUSTIN BIEBER PAKI SUITCASE PENIS TACO FUCKWIT CRAP EMO BIG FOOT DAMN CRAPFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD SOD CUM SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BELLEND POLESMOKER BONER COMMUNION WAFER FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER NEOPETS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKHEAD BEANER PISS VENEREAL DISEASE CONDOMS POLESMOKER FUCKWIT FEWMETS I WILL END YOU! TOSSER NIPPLES SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DELICIOUS CAKE EAT MY SHIT! BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JACK OFF ASSFACE SCROTUM ASS DICK IN A BOX BULLSHIT FUCK YOU PORCUPINE'S BALLS TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH FUCKHEAD ASS CLEMEN ROSIE O'DONNELL IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! YID SUCK MY DICK GENITALIA DICKHEAD DILDO HAIL SATAN! TAFFY BITCH NIGGER ASS O KURWA! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN LIMEY HENTAI CHENEY HAIL SATAN! FLYING RAT'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE FUCK A DUCK DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSCRACK BASTARD ASS KRAUT TWISTY VAGINA CUM SHIT OUT OF MY DICK RAT'S ASS FELLATIO DAMN SHITTY BRITNEY SHITSLINGING BITCH SAND NIGGER SHIT [Insert swear here] BELLEND BOON HELL CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD ORGASM REBECCA BLACK ASSHOLE WIGGER CRAP BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEARL NECKLACE TITS & DICKS GOBSHITE ASS PISS ARTIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JAP and with the COCKSMOKER and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which FUCKFACE while reading about CHINK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITTIES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CRAP