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For those without CUM comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKWIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder DIPSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden FELCHING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FELLATIO or FUCKWIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NAZI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DUMBASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SEX by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIGGER DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BIRD SHIT utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! television programs to address FUCK YOU Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT Tourette's is VAGINA not to be GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS confused with JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCK random WIKIPEDIA disorientation, culturally-INJUN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I'LL RAPE YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, FUCKING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOOBS DICKFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POOPOO souvenir shoppes and massive ARSEBADGERS quantities DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING A garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS ARTIST Polite Note to the CLIT Author:

The BITCH Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FELCHMONKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article ANUSCAKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TIBET changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of INCEST Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TV, for always focusing on the PENISBIRD bad side of a terrible FUCKING A thing.
  • The main WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAT'S COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WILLY WONKA knee VAGINA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SIGMUND FREUD sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and PRICK commit FELCHING suicide.
  • There is no PUSSY cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIPSHIT tics often have adverse SAND NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOG SHIT perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go FUCKWIT numb and CAMEL JOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTER FUCK tourette syndrome SHITSLIDE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "TWISTY VAGINA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is INJUN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TIT SPRINKLES sorry for BLUMPKIN "hi-jacking" your DICKLICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEMEN this that really SONNY BILL WILLIAMS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING A better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CRACKER, and making fun of a DICKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) SHITFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. ARSE Regards to Andrew ASSRAMMER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The SOD bastard who wrote this article. You can DICKFACE punch him if you SHITFUCKER want to.

As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHOAD saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CLEVELAND STEAMER and I WILL KILL YOU! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGNOG BAND WITH 4 HELL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRITZ HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How NAZI to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI cure SHITFACE the CLIT Tourette's JIGGABOO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for BLOWJOB Tourette's PISSHOLE Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is DUMBASS following NIGGER these BULLSHIT rules DICKHEAD in BLOWJOB order:

  • 1: Avoid PEARL NECKLACE immature DOUCHEBAG little TIMBER NIGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to DICKFACE within INBRED 10 CARPET MUNCHERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD nor FLYING FUCK talk,
  • 4: Tell DICKHEAD yourself you COCKSTUFFER don't CLEMEN have BUGGER OFF this FLYING RAT'S ASS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GENITALIA WITH NASTY FUCKBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw FUCKING JUMP!!

I fucking put SALISBURY' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at EAT MY SHIT! the TOP OF CAMEL JOCKEY THIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TITMOUSE offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try JACKASS to battle PEDOPHILIA'CUNNILINGUS that tight-ass SHITFUCKER 17-year-NEGRO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GRINGO it now, but someone said lowercase' BALLS WIKIPEDIA'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FIREWALLS is a laughing CUNNILINGUS matter. Plus there TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAPE Uncyclopedia, there are BUTT PIRATE articles FUCKTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FROG'S FAT ASS stuff. So PRICK that means WANKER stop getting mad at the LIMEY first part too and SPRINKLES talking about the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS letter that it's SHAKOPEE mocking (what FUCKTARD letter? I don't even know what TESTICLE CHOKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self [expletive deleted] even made a really CUNTBUCKET good point. "It's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT nothing more WIGGER from a head nod to a WOMEN'S RIGHTS knee tick". FUCKFUCKFUCK. Which I'll add CUNT onto FLYING FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LOGJAMMER suffer that MILF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEMEN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SUCK A BIG DICK be, because if I were a DICKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HONKY hilarious. If you SHITHEAD Want facts, go on BRITNEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANKSPLAT be offended, don't read COCKSUCKER the freaking HELLFUCKER article anyway.

TITTYWANK NIGGER BUGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT NAZI COCK BELLEND FUCK

FUCK DUMBASS JENKEM I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSKIN SHIT TITMOUSE ASSWIPE CLEMEN FUCKHEAD DICK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TOSSER OSCAR WILDE IS GAY BULLSHIT DOUCHE DOG SHIT TOSSER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DIRTY SANCHEZ RAPE PENIS CHOAD TWAT CC PLZ CUNT DIPSHIT FUCK OFF GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE BLUMPKIN GOD DAMN BOOBS DOM DeLUISE FIRECROTCH TAMPONS I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS OFF MY ASS REDNECK CAMEL FUCKER WANKER BELLEND NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKER D'OH FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT WANK WILLY WONKA NIGNOG SHAKOPEE CUM BUGGER OFF CANDY TOWELHEAD ANAL VAGINA TRANNY ASS FASCIST [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] COCKSHITTER CUNTSWILLING TITS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE ASSHAT JACKASS DICK CHICKEN DICKFACE TRANNY EXTRA LONG PENIS CHOAD KISSER RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER BITCH TWAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER TITS HEIL HITLER! CUNT NAZI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JIGGABOO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SAND NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! ARSE PUSSY YID POLAK ARSEBADGERS GOATSE CUNNILINGUS PRICK pen0r JACKASS CONAN O'BRIAN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT FUCK EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS CUNT PENIS SHITCOCK CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S COCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WARNER MUSIC GROUP HORSE PENIS HELLFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD BITCH TURD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD NEGRO ASS BRITNEY FELLATIO DUMBASS WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT SOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD CUNT ASSCRACK CLEMEN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FELCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD VAGINA I WILL END YOU! FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE 30 CASES OF PICKLES RAT'S COCK I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK DUMBASS DOG SHIT POMMIE REDSKIN BALLS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD COLGATE HELL SHITSKIN BITCH SOD CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL FUCKER GOATSE NIGGER MOCKIE PEARL NECKLACE ANUSCAKE KIKE DONALD RUMSFELD KIKE RAGHEAD FUCK PECKERHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU SHIT DAMN WOP NIPPLES SEX SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN I CAN AFFORD FOOD BULLSHIT BASTARD SUCK MY COCK VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA TOTAL TITS & DICKS PISS ARTIST I WILL KILL YOU! SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS NIPPLES DILDO JENKEM ASSCRACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB WIENER DICKFACE WANK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHEBAG BEANER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FENCE JUMPER CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAT'S ASS FELCHING ASS LICKER JACK OFF BASTARD INCEST COON MOTHERFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT FUCKTARD HELL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HO GOATSE RUSTY TROMBONE CHICKEN SHIT HO DICKLICK ASS WHITE PEOPLE ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET FUCK ASS ASSFACE SHIT TITTIES SCROTUM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES YOU WANKER TITMOUSE WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTSWILLING CHENEY CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD TITMOUSE TOSSER SPUNK DUMBASS CRAPPY DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT WOP BALLS SAND NIGGER ANAL BASTARD SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT PIECE OF SHIT BUKKAKE WANKER FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH FUDGEPACKER VAGINA LAKE TITICACA ARSE BEAVER PUSSY BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE BELLEND FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRAK ART METAL PRODUCTS TWAT CHUFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PISS OFF MY ASS BUGGER POMMIE DICKFACE WANKER WIENER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN PIXIES FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY REBECCA BLACK SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU POLACK RAGHEAD NIGGER WIKIPEDIA CUNTING ASSCRACK ABO FUCK INBRED CRAPPY WANK ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE CLIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NORTH KOREA TOWELHEAD DICK TITS BLUMPKIN RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION WANK PORCH MONKEY TIT DIRT CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE PENIS INCEST DAMMIT BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSEBADGERS CLUSTER FUCK COCKSTUFFER SHITHEAD DICKFACE FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMN NIGGER GENITALIA BUGGER JACKASS WANKSPLAT PISS UP MY ARSE DUMBASS CUNTING ASSCRACK FLUFFY CLOUD AY-AY-AY SHITCUNTING TITWANK PUSSY COLGATE HELL BUTT PIRATE JOHNNY FUCKING A FLYING FUCK SOD FUCK O KURWA! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK BALL SACK FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE STEVE BALLMER HELL I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKSTAIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CROTCH POLESMOKER INCEST WETBACK DIRTY SANCHEZ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RANDY TRAVIS PISS OFF SPIC JIGGABOO POLAK JUNGLE BUNNY ASS LICKER FUCKTARD CHOAD KISSER CUM CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHING MALL SANTA ORGASM EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT ASS DAMN IT BELLEND JACKASS CUNT CRAPPER WOP MASTURBATION WANK ASSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA RAT'S COCK NIGGER VAGINA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHOAD KISSER SHITE CHIGGER STUDENT RIOTS FUCK ASSRAMMER SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD BALL SACK SHITE NECROPHILIA INCEST BATMAN & ROBIN NIGGER BUKKAKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD PORCH MONKEY WANK WIENER BUGFUCK BITCH GRIS DAMN IT BASTARD DICK CHICKEN PIGFUCKER SEX DYKE NIGGER SHITCUNTING VENEREAL DISEASE TWO-INCH PENIS TITS ANAL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM REBECCA BLACK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TURD PENIS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT VANDALISM IS COOL FELLATIO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DIPSHIT SCUMBAG HELL SPIC FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST POLAK PEARL NECKLACE BLUE PENIS! FUCKSTAIN suck my mothers HOT GRITS NAZI PORCH MONKEY FELCHING BELLEND BITCH ASSWIPE FENCE JUMPER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TAMPONS AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS SON OF A BITCH HELL SACRAMENTO SHITCOCK FEWMETS CUNT JAP BULLSHIT POLESMOKER WANK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING ASSFACE JAP LOGJAMMER RECTUM RAIDER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHOAD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY YID RAT'S ASS SHIT GENITALIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FENCE JUMPER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLIT YOU WANKER WILLY WONKA HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE ASSFACE JAP COON BATHING SUIT AREA RICK MORANIS DAMN GOD DAMN FUCK YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RICK MORANIS ASSCRACK KNOBJOCKEY SLOPE DYKE SON OF A BITCH AY-AY-AY CUNT ASSHAT TITS & DICKS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ASSHOLE BALLS CRAPPY FIRECROTCH ARSE DICK ASSHAT MOCKIE DAMN PUSSY FAGGOT GOD DAMN SUGARTITS CLUSTER FUCK GIVING HEAD NICARAGUA BASTARD CHIGGER COCKSHITTER JOHNNY REBECCA BLACK ASS FUCKING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLUSTER FUCK FRENCH TICKLER RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT FUDGEPACKER ABO FUCKING A PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CUNTSWILLING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PENIS ON A BUN TITS POOPY DAMMIT RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY DOUCHETITS DICKHEAD GOBSHITE FENCE JUMPER FELLATIO DICK CHICKEN PENISBIRD EPIDIDYMIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POMMIE FRIG VAGINA FUCKING JUMP! TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER SMEG ASSWIPE MONKEY'S UNCLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOG SHIT TAMPONS MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMMIT POWERSHIT ASSFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD DONKEY DICK ASSHAT CHOAD SUGARTITS SHITE BONER FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ASS FELCHMONKEY MAMA MIA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POO POO BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK HONKY PISS FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD BLUMPKIN PIG SHITSLINGING EPIDIDYMIS MALARKY FEATURED SHITE ASSRAPING TITS BASTARD BENSON SUCKS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POMMIE FUCKING A PUSSYLICKER SHITTY RAPE BUTT PIRATE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DUMBASS SOD TITMOUSE DOG FUCKER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK YOU ASS FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL DIABETES PAKI MOTHERFUCKER POOPY TITTYWANK FROG'S FAT ASS DOT HEAD CUNT SHIT FELCHING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCK WINDOWS VISTA P'KANG FELCHING SHITFUCKER ARSEBADGERS CROTCH INCEST O KURWA! AY-AY-AY ASSWIPE TACO BITCH GOD DAMMIT BRITNEY NEGRO CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE CUNT RAT'S COCK MONKEY SHIT TITTIES SEMEN DOUCHEBAG REDNECK ORGASM CUNT DICKLICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK BASTARD FUCK YOU HELLFIRE CHOAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON CROTCH FUCKBAG FUCKTARD FOOTBALL BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FIRECROTCH ASSHAT FUCK GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE I WILL KILL YOU! WANK GOD DAMMIT SHITTY ORGASM CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER CLUSTER FUCK FUCK CROTCH STRAWBERRY ASS HO WIKIPEDIA I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY ASSWIPE GRIS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MOTHERFUCKER SHITSKIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BALL SACK POTTYMOUTH DOT HEAD RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU FENCE JUMPER CHAV TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [EXPLETIVE] DONKEY DICK RANDY TRAVIS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE SHITHEAD BOOBS SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN FROG'S FAT ASS JENKEM PENIS POTTYMOUTH BEAVER SCUMBAG NAZI CHICKEN SHIT INJUN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE SHIT MOLDY TITS TITTYWANK DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! DOG FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK OFF OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MAMA MIA RAPE FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHE ASSWIPE WIGGER ASSHOLE KAFFIR BITCH NIPPLES YOU WANKER CUNT LAPPER ASSWIPE SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER HELL FUCKING CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE DILDO BUKKAKE FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCROTUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT FUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKER RAT'S ASS TAFFY SHIT YOU WANKER FREE ELECTIONS GOD DAMN VAGINA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK OFF DAMMIT FUCKER GOOK DAMN GOD DAMMIT EMO INBRED SON OF A BITCH BUDDHIST MONK FROG REDNECK BLUMPKIN FRAK CRAPFUCKER CHENEY BUKKAKE WOP EDITABLE DYK ASSWIPE BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS FELCHING PECKERHEAD SHIT CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL CLUSTER FUCK HELL FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU BOOBIES TONY LA RUSSA SPUNK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOB SAGET PUSSY WEHATEMARIO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NAZI BATHING SUIT AREA URINE-GARGLING WANK WANK PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! BOB SAGET TACO POLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TIBET DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS ASS LICKER ASSHOLE CAMEL JOCKEY PISS JACKASS REDNECK ASS SHITFACE GANGBANG FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE BONER FUCKSTAIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH HAPPINESS NIGGER PUNANI DAMN BORDER HOPPER SHITTY NIGGER P'KANG BONER FUCK OFF SHITTY BASTARD DYKE PIG HELL DICKFACE DOG SHIT RUSKIE SHITSLINGING FUCK KAFFIR GREASER COCKSMOKER DUMBASS SCUMBAG JIZZ CONAN O'BRIAN O CANADA ASS SHIT HOMO FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK TWISTY VAGINA COON NEGRO CLEVELAND STEAMER PENISFUCK SHIT PUNANI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PAKI FUCKER SAGGY TITS HELL BASTARD WANK RECTUM RAIDER 666 BITCH [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK FUCKER ASSHAT DIPSHIT GANGBANG WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUDGEPACKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITBALLS DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT ASSRAPING JUNGLE BUNNY BASTARD BRITNEY FUCK EPIDIDYMIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK HEIL HITLER! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BONER BASTARD GRIS BOB SAGET PEDOPHILIA SHITTY FUCK EMO HENTAI PISS OFF TIMBER NIGGER TWAT BITCH PUSSY BIG FOOT WANK GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RUSKIE SHIT FUCKHEAD MOSES SHITE suck my mothers PICKANINNY JACKASS JOHN ELWAY PRICK FENCE JUMPER VAGINA SHITSLINGING SEX CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK CRAP ON A STICK ASS BASTARD I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MASTURBATION INCEST [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PISS OFF BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSTUFFER SMEG BITCH MAMA MIA REDSKIN BITCH JAP I WILL KILL YOU! CLUSTER FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS COCKSMOKER ORGASM DOUCHETITS COCKSUCKER BUGGER ORGASM BLUE PENIS! DIPSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PICKANINNY NIGNOG FIRECROTCH FUCKWIT GOD DAMN FRIG MILF BELGIUM BLUE PENIS! CONDOMS SHITE POO POO BLOWJOB DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT D'OH CAPTAIN CRUNCH TWISTY VAGINA SHITFUCKER POOPOO FRIG CHRISTHUMPER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHING FUCK DOUCHE GOBSHITE ASS BALL SACK BUGFUCK JAP NIPPLES HELL FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST HOSER VAGINA ASSHAT DONKEY DICK BEANER ASSHAT MOCKIE HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPFUCKER GRIS CUNTBUCKET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ABO FLYING FUCK TAMPONS BASTARD FUCK BULLSHIT HONKY HEIL HITLER! FLYING RAT'S ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER TITS FAG MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTRAG JOHN ELWAY JOHNNY FUDGEPACKER SHITHEAD YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER SHITCOCK ANAL DIABETES DICKHEAD ASS NEGRO NIGGER NECROPHILIA NEGRO COON DARTH VADER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCKSUCKER JACKASS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG GOBSHITE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKHEAD FAGGOT BULLCRAP FUCK YOU INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHETITS BUGGER OFF MILF BLOWJOB CUNT OH SHI– GOAT DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK FUCKTARD PUSSY GOD DAMN ARSE FUDGEPACKER TITWANK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOCKIE and with the COON and his TITTIES of girraffes in which HENTAI while reading about TWISTY VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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