Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK'RAT'S ASS'PAKI'ANAL'MACACA'HELL'BASTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRACKER neurochemical FUCK disorder JIZZ characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WETBACK, sudden ASSFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SACRED or NEOPETS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRACKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HONKY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GO HOME AND DIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TIT DIRT TITTYWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR utterFUCKance of socially NORTH KOREA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PAKI television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

PENISFUCK Tourette's is SON OF A BITCH not to be PISS OFF confused with RAT'S COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENIS ON A BUN random PISS OFF disorientation, culturally-CRAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIENER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POLESMOKER D'OH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive BIGNOSE quantities FLYING FUCK of ANAL DIABETES DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A AY-AY-AY Polite Note to the RAPE Author:

The DILDO Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was GOOK founded to ASSFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article FELCHMONKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSEBADGERS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers DUMBASS swear. You can CUNTYMINTS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TV, for always focusing on the FUCK NUGGET bad side of a terrible NIGGER thing.
• The main FUCKING A symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DUMBASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CECIL JOHN RHODES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TWAT knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PUSSYLICKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTT-HEAD school for RAPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKTARD sufferers to become ASSCRACK manically depressed and BALLS commit JIZZ suicide.
• There is no BELLEND cure, and the PISS ARTIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the I'LL RAPE YOU tics often have adverse SACRED side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire FLYING RAT'S ASS body to go CHING CHONG CHINK numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than JAP it is without the D'OH drug.

I am an active member of a DICKLICK tourette syndrome SHUT UP, MEG! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING JUMP! the WOMEN'S RIGHTS public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIPPLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FAG sorry for ANAL DIABETES "hi-jacking" your FUCKBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONGSHOVER this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a GRINGO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSCRACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALLS, and making fun of a FLYING FUCK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKFUCKFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIRD IN THE HOUSE time.

Best ASSCRACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not KOREA LOVER occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. GIVING HEAD Regards to Andrew SIGMUND FREUD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The TWAT bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS ARTIST punch him if you CAMEL JOCKEY want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my NIPPLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WETBACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and MONKEY SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COMMUNIST DILDO BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WHORE HORSE! WETBACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WETBACK'S HOUSE

How WOODPECKERSHIT to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! cure MAMA MIA the DICKFACE Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DYKE for WILLY WONKA Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome I WILL KILL YOU! is POTTYMOUTH following BOLLOCKS these RUSKIE rules SHIT in FUCKING order:

• 1: Avoid ASSHAT immature LET'S SHIT little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to DONKEY PUNCHER within HELL 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CONDOMS GANGBANG QUEEF nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT yourself you MOTHERFUCKER don't DICKHEAD have HI, BILLY MAYS HERE this ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DONKEY PUNCHER WITH NASTY WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WETBACK last straw FUCK!

I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PAKI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SCROTUM the TOP OF DAMN THIS CUNTYMINTS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POTTYMOUTH offensive. INBRED. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try REDSKIN to battle JENKEM'DICKFACE that tight-ass COCKSUCKER 17-year-GANGBANG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CROTCH it now, but someone said AUTOFELLATIO' DYKE ASS'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSCRACK is a laughing CRAP matter. Plus there POO POO BLOWJOB was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITFACE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK articles MICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK YOU stuff. So SHITHEAD that means NIGGER stop getting mad at the SHITE first part too and JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST talking about the BAD MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's GOOK mocking (what DOT HEAD letter? I don't even know what P'KANG the heck you're talking about). Adrian REDNECK hi self SHIT even made a really BELGIUM good point. "It's ROSIE O'DONNELL nothing more GUMDROPS from a head nod to a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add DONKEY PUNCHER onto TAMPONS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RUSTY TROMBONE suffer that MY ANUS IS BLEEDING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POLACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIGNOSE be, because if I were a ASSRAPING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FIST FUCK hilarious. If you WOP Want facts, go on FUCKWIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHINK be offended, don't read SHITFUCKER the freaking REDSKIN article anyway.

BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI POMMIE FUCK YOU BELLEND

PUNANI DICKFACE DYKE POMMIE ORGASM GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JERK OFF SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES WANKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A DONGSHOVER FEATURED GRIS JAP SHITHEAD KAFFIR TITTYWANK BUGGER OFF COCK CLIT SHITSKIN CHIGGER SOD HELL FUCKING GYPSY BALLS CHOAD BASTARD PISSHOLE PORCH MONKEY STEVE BALLMER PISS COCKSTUFFER PISS OFF TURD TIMBER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH DAMNATION FUCKWIT DICKFACE ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PIG DICK TITS NAZI FRENCH TICKLER JOHN ELWAY FUCKER DICKHEAD FUCK OFF SHIT ASS TITS MOCKIE DAMN BASTARD BUGGER SHITSKIN VAGINA BIRD IN THE HOUSE BALLS ORGASM WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX WILLY WONKA SHITHEAD DICKFACE DICKFACE BUKKAKE DAMN INJUN JAP RANDY TRAVIS BUTT PIRATE HOMO SHITSLINGING CRACKER CRAPPY BAT FUCK INSANE SUGARTITS SPUNK SUGARTITS NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOBSHITE SHIT FELCHING SHITFUCKER SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY PICKANINNY SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING OSTRICH MY ASS DAMNATION DOG SHIT SHITSLIDE JACKASS SHIT HELL GENITALIA MALARKY ASSFACE JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHE DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE EMO SCUMBUCKET FELCHMONKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO TOWELHEAD DAMN INJUN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITBALLS BOOBIES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITS & DICKS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE BANGKOK SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JENKEM FUCK OFF ASSWIPE CHENEY CUNT JIZZ BALLS HONKY SHITBALLS POWERSHIT DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER GOBSHITE RAGHEAD DAMN COON FUCKFACE TITS & DICKS JERRY FUCK CTHULHU FHTAGN YID FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN CROTCH BUGGER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY JIGGABOO WIGGER BUGGER CHOAD DICKFACE LAKE TITICACA FUCKER KAFFIR TITS ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MASTURBATION ASSWIPE BOOBS TRANNY WANKER JENKEM DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKFACE CUNTRAG VAGINA BUKKAKE FROG'S FAT ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOBSHITE SPIC GANGBANG SHITPISSER ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHOAD KISSER CONAN O'BRIAN GOBSHITE BULLCRAP TAMPON IN MY ASS INBRED AMERICA ONLINE ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PEARL NECKLACE COCKSUCKER WIENER HONKY GOBSHITE BITCH CUM YOUR MOM FUCK A DUCK HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAMPONS EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS DICKFACE BLUMPKIN FUCK ASS FASCIST GIVING HEAD CONDOMS GO HOME AND DIE SHITE TITS LET'S SHIT BUTT-HEAD SHITPISSER MICK GOBSHITE WHORE BEAVER FUCKER DAMN ASSRAMMER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCK MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RUSKIE ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK CLIT FIRECROTCH SHIT YOU WANKER GOOK BUTTFUCKER MACACA ASSWIPE FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT URINE-GARGLING GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITE DOG FUCKER CUNTBUCKET ARSE HELL FUCKFACE DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT POLACK GOD DAMMIT WANK RAT'S COCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICK TITS YUKY DOODY CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OFF COCK PISS OFF MY ASS JOHNNY CHIGGER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKING TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE CUNT CHIGGER CROTCH URINE-GARGLING MILF FRAK BULLSHIT HADJI PEDOPHILIA SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASS CUNT CRAPPER JERK OFF DAMN CUM FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BLOWJOB TACO RAT'S COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS CUNT CUNT FENCE JUMPER BITCH ASS GOD DAMN YID CLIT BITCH MARGARET THATCHER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKHEAD DUMBASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH CLUSTERFUCK HITLER FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS KAFFIR SHITCUNTING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WOODPECKERSHIT ABO BITCH COCK HELLFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER COCK FLYING FUCK GOD DAMN FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD NI GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK FUCKWIT TAMPONS JESSE McCARTNEY BONG AMERICA ONLINE BANGKOK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BULLSHIT MALARKY SHIT SHITE WANKER DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD GRINGO RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK COON FUCK CRAP ON A STICK P'KANG LIMEY CLEVELAND STEAMER NIPPLES FUCK SHITCOCK FELCHING BALLS SOD OFF DAMNATION TITS FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DILDO SHIT SACRAMENTO JAP ASSHOLE GENITALIA BOLLOCKS FUCKING PISS ARSE SHIT SHITFACE INCEST RAGHEAD BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FAG REDSKIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT TIMBER NIGGER BALL SACK I CAN AFFORD FOOD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BATHING SUIT AREA WANK SEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK JACKASS DAMN GIVING HEAD MICK HELLFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY BUTT-HOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! PUSSY CROTCH ASSHAT SHUT UP, MEG! RAGHEAD DUMBASS MALARKY BITCH SHIT BASTARD PENISBIRD YOGHURT CANNON DAMN WANK MONKEY BALLS ASSWIPE BITCH HONKY DAMN CUNT SHITFACE FUCK CHICKEN FRIES SOD OFF BITCH YOU WANKER DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK PUNANI ASSWIPE CLIT SHITHEAD SHITBALLS BELLEND SCUMBAG CUNT CRAPPER SAGGY TITS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS FUCKWIT BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES DAMMIT SHITPISSER FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK WANKER COCKSUCKER ASSHAT ANAL STRAWBERRY ASS HELL CHINK HO TITS FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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FUCKHEAD BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS GOOK DIRTY SANCHEZ WIGGER MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A FUCK A DUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FELCHING POWERSHIT DOUCHING BITCH TWAT I WILL END YOU! BLUE PENIS! COCKSHITTER ASSHAT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU BIRD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER PISS OFF QUEEF SHITHEAD WANK PRICK SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BLOWJOB SEMEN CUNTBUCKET HADJI BASKETBALL HOOP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOSES PORCH MONKEY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS FUCKSTAIN SHITE SON OF A BITCH WANK TITS DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SMEG SOD OFF JACKASS SEX TAMPONS INBRED WETBACK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DOT HEAD WEHATEMARIO FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT INBRED SHITCUNTING CLIT FUCK BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS BIBLE BASHER JIGGABOO PISSHOLE BALL SACK FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT FELCHING SHITSLINGING LIMEY STEVE BALLMER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITMOUSE SHIT RICK MORANIS CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER BALLS COCK FRIG BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHOAD ALEX TREBEK SHIT CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK DAGO ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NEOPETS LOLCAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAT'S ASS SHITTY CUNT PROXY SITES ASSHAT BULLSHIT COON MOTHERFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER SOD BUTTFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS PISS OFF SHITBALLS CUNTBUCKET DOUCHETITS BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH SHITTY DOG SHIT ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT FUCK SHITFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE DONGSHOVER FAGGOT PENIS INCEST DICKHEAD HELL WANK SHIT BALL SACK HO FUCKING JERK OFF BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBIES ASS JOHN ELWAY CHOAD SHITCOCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK COMMUNIST DILDO HADJI BANGKOK DICKHEAD ORGASM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK FAG SEMEN JACKASS CUNTRAG ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT JAP SHIT pen0r CAMEL FUCKER ASS LICKER SHITFUCKER COCKSUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT FUCK NIPPLES SUITCASE PENIS HONKY HELL CUNT LAPPER JACKASS SHIT TOSSER GO HOME AND DIE INBRED ASS LICKER POOPY REDSKIN ANAL DIABETES COON WIENER FUCKTARD FUCK COON JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TIMBER NIGGER DICKHEAD DOUCHING INBRED SHIT THONG TASTER REBECCA BLACK CHENEY MACACA FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD SHITHEAD SUGARTITS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HENTAI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES SON OF A BITCH O CANADA VAGINA DUMBASS TITS PORCH MONKEY TOTAL FROG BASTARD DIPSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS NIGGER FUCK WANK HOSER CUNTYMINTS CUNT WEHATEMARIO RAT'S ASS ORGASM PENIS ON A BUN DAMN PIG GIVING HEAD ASSWIPE DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK SHIT RAT'S COCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOG FUCKER FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! D'OH PENIS CHIGGER FUCK YOU SCUMBAG CONDOMS PISS JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK A BIG DICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON POMMIE WANKSPLAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCK GOD DAMMIT SMEG DAGO CUNT VAGINA 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER DOUCHING PISSHOLE CHIGGER SHITFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS & DICKS JUSTIN BIEBER PEEPEE MOCCASINS FUCKTARD PISS LET'S SHIT CUNT ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA BITCH BUGFUCK POOPOO FUCK ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITFACE FUCKTARD GENITALIA PUSSYLICKER BEAVER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 666 FELLATIO BULLSHIT PISS FELCHING CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER TWAT BLUMPKIN POMMIE CUNT SHITBALLS SHIT BLUMPKIN DUNE COON ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY JACKASS SHIT WETBACK BUGFUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES WIENER BULLSHIT TITS & DICKS DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK CROTCH FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS O KURWA! WARNER MUSIC GROUP SMEG YUKY DOODY CUNT RAT'S COCK NIPPLES BASTARD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKER GREASER CAMEL FUCKER CRAP ON A STICK RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL POOPOO WANK BIGNOSE KRAUT PORCH MONKEY BIRD IN THE HOUSE INBRED SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN MOCCASINS DICKFACE DUMBASS TURD TRANNY FUCKTARD BASTARD HELL DYKE GRIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRENCH TICKLER SHITBALLS MOCCASINS SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT FUCK SHITTY SHIT COCKSUCKER MICK HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER CHOAD KISSER EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER SHIT SCUMBAG COCKGOBLIN NIPPLES NIGGER BALLS CUM FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK CUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PIG RAT'S COCK BASTARD FENCE JUMPER WALRUS SHIT ORGASM JERK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE GIVING HEAD DICKHEAD REDNECK BAT FUCK INSANE ASS FAG SMEG CUM BULLSHIT SHITHEAD NEGRO JERK OFF DOUCHING YUKY DOODY KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 HELL FAG FROG DAMN ASSCRACK DOG SHIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? TITS MONKEY BALLS MONKEY BALLS ANAL YOU WANKER FUCKTARD WANK SHAKOPEE CHUFF INBRED MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FRENCH TICKLER DOG SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS TACO CLEMEN WANK DOT HEAD ASSHAT HONKY YOUR MOM PISS OFF ROMANIA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUCK MY COCK BALLS BOB SAGET FUCK A DUCK FUCKFACE SEX DILDO SHITTY SHITCUNTING PRICK HADJI ASSHAT BUGGER OFF I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT O KURWA! ASS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCK OFF JACKASS HELLFUCKER GOBSHITE DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN FAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PUSSY HELL CLIT DOUCHE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMMIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT LIMEY DICKHEAD DOUCHETITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

TAMPON IN MY ASS RAT'S COCK ORGASM ORGASM BASTARD THONG TASTER DICKFACE BALLS JACKASS TUBA GRAPE PENIS DOUCHE ASS VENEREAL DISEASE FRAK CHING CHONG CHINK MICK NIGGER FUCKSTAIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JAP MASTURBATION TWAT CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE PISS AMERICA ONLINE FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH PECKERHEAD YID TWAT WANK GENITALIA OSTRICH MY ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS OFF Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOAT DICK and with the SPUNK and his NECROPHILIA of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about WARNER MUSIC GROUP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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