Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's POLAK'DOT HEAD'MOTHERFUCKER'BITCH'TRANNY'TITTYWANK'CUNT CRAPPER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AY-AY-AY neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TOWELHEAD, sudden PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BANGKOK or PUNANI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POOPY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIRTY SANCHEZ way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOM DeLUISE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MONKEY SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially NIPPLES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I WILL KILL YOU! television programs to address EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

JACK OFF Tourette's is PICKANINNY not to be DEVELOPERS! confused with FLYING FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RUSKIE random DAGO disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AUTOFELLATIO language, CLUSTERFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BLOWJOB PRICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DILDO souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES WIKIPEDIA RULES garbage.

Darnit.

A BLUMPKIN Polite Note to the WOP Author:

The GENITALIA Tourette's DIPSHIT Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MALARKY article DIPSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWISTY VAGINA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GENITALIA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers JESSE McCARTNEY swear. You can LET'S SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBIES TV, for always focusing on the FRED PHELPS bad side of a terrible PISSHOLE thing.
• The main SPIC symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BEANER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PORCH MONKEY knee NECROPHILIA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSRAPING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LENS CRAFTERS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BULLSHIT school for LONGCAT IS LONG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIKIPEDIA sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and PUSSYLICKER commit DAMN suicide.
• There is no FUCKER cure, and the FAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse DICKWAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire FROG'S FAT ASS body to go WOODPECKERSHIT numb and COMMUNIST DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE drug.

I am an active member of a SPUNK tourette syndrome SHITSKIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "PRICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BAT FUCK INSANE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSTUFFER sorry for CHIGGER "hi-jacking" your GENITALIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REDSKIN this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a FROG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GARBAGE DAY! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEMEN, and making fun of a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH horrible disorder is (not) LOLCAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your AUTOFELLATIO time.

Best COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing ELECTION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. CLEMEN Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The WANK bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFACE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my CRACKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TOWELHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUDGEPACKER and NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NAZI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ABO BAND WITH 4 POOPY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BULLSHIT HORSE! TOWELHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TOWELHEAD'S HOUSE

How TIT SPRINKLES to HO cure LENS CRAFTERS the CRAPFUCKER Tourette's BUGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SUCK MY COCK for ASS Tourette's CHICKEN FRIES Syndrome O KURWA! is WANK following PENISPENISPENIS!!! these FUCKFACE rules MALARKY in COCK order:

• 1: Avoid FROG immature TIT SPRINKLES little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to PRICK within SAMUEL L. JACKSON 10 HI, BILLY MAYS HEREseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN IT SHITHEAD SHIT nor PIG talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you NAZI don't ASSFACE have COCKING FUCKBOROUGH this SHITHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DARTH VADER WITH NASTY CHING CHONG CHINK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TOWELHEAD last straw BALLS!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GYPSY the TOP OF BULLSHIT THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BIRD SHIT offensive. FUCKWIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DEVELOPERS! people who try BENCH PRESS to battle PISS OFF MY ASS'SON OF A BITCH that tight-ass COCK 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAMPONS it now, but someone said HIV NEGATIVE' COCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'DICK CHICKEN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RAT'S ASS is a laughing SPUNK matter. Plus there TWAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Uncyclopedia, there are CRACKER articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HIGH WAGES stuff. So CUNT that means RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the DAMN first part too and DUMBASS talking about the LET'S SHIT letter that it's HELL mocking (what 30 CASES OF PICKLES letter? I don't even know what CHICKEN SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian GREASER hi self CUNT even made a really GIVING HEAD good point. "It's SHUT UP, MEG! nothing more JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE from a head nod to a TITS & DICKS knee tick". COON. Which I'll add HORSE SHIT onto LET'S SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE suffer that JERK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BLOWJOB be, because if I were a SUGARTITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITWANK hilarious. If you DICKLICK Want facts, go on NAZI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BASTARD be offended, don't read SHITPISSER the freaking NEGRO article anyway.

GOATSE SCUMBUCKET SHITCOCK PRICK DICKLICK DICKFACE ASSFACE COCKSMOKER PUSSY MONKEY BALLS

DONGSHOVER ANUSCAKE FAG SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK OFF STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN LAKE TITICACA MOTHERFUCKER WANK MONKEY BALLS ANAL MAMA MIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE LOLCAT GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHOLE JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSLINGING FUCK WIKIPEDIA BITCH MONKEY SHIT BUGGER OFF PEARL NECKLACE FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH BASTARD DAMN DILDO GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK CHUFF SHITE BASTARD HADJI HELL VOTE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORGASM MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS FUCK OFF POOPY FUCK OFF COCKSMOKER DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFACE GIVING HEAD CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACKASS LICK PUSSY FUCKWIT BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK BITCH ARSEBADGERS DICKLICK SAND NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE DICKHEAD REBECCA BLACK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH HORSE SHIT FUCK PRICK NIGGER SCUMBAG CRAP ON A STICK GOBSHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD BEAVER FLYING FUCK COCKSHITTER GOAT DICK BASTARD BITCH D'OH PENIS CUNTSWILLING FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT WANK FUCK YOU DIPSHIT PAKI PISS OFF WEHATEMARIO BUTT-HOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS ARSE WANK ASSFACE WANKSPLAT NIGNOG FUCK COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER TOSSER CUNT HO FUCKING CUNNILINGUS DICKFACE TOWELHEAD YUKY DOODY BITCH ANAL FUCKWIT JERK OFF PISSHOLE SUCK MY DICK BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOLDY TITS DICKFACE BOOBIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK FUCK YOU ASSHAT WIENER BEAVER SUCK MY DICK FUCK OFF ARSE TWAT FUCKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DUMBASS FUCKWIT SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY FUCKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANK FLYING FUCK ASSHAT TITWANK FUCKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HEIL HITLER! NEGRO [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ARSEBADGERS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU EMO FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU WANK FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN CUNT ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER DAGO GANGBANG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NEGRO DAMN BRITNEY OH SHI– DICK TITS DICK IN A BOX SPANK THE MONKEY PUNANI DYKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PUSSY SOD FUCK A DUCK FELLATIO SHITHEAD CRACKER JERRY KIKE YID DUMBASS DICK CHICKEN BITCH MICK 666 SEX COCKSUCKER HO BELGIUM NIGNOG BONER FUCKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT CUNT SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU CHIGGER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK SACRED JACKASS WANK BOOBS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN SOD DAMN TWISTY VAGINA KIKE DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTY BUTTFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSWIPE VAGINA FUCK YOU FUCK OFF HELL SHITFACE O CANADA BUGFUCK CUNTYMINTS CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKFACE CUNTRAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISSHOLE SHITFUCKER MOCKIE BRITNEY WILLY WONKA MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ SHITHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNT FUCKER PEEPEE SHITBALLS PISS OFF PUNANI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIENER CAMEL FUCKER SHITFACE ARSE WANKER DILDO SHITFACE TACO SAND NIGGER GENITALIA COCKSUCKER PORCH MONKEY BONER ASS VENEREAL DISEASE GREASER MARCH OF FLAMES SPICY CUNT FUCK INBRED JENKEM MASTURBATION FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SCROTUM [Insert swear here] CUNT ANUSCAKE SHIT TWAT BUKKAKE HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMNATION BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF GREASER GOD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS I AM CORNHOLIO! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUGFUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING BASEBALL GRIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WINDOWS VISTA JERK OFF [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] MOTHERFUCKER PICKANINNY SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKWIT FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK ARSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER NIPPLES ASSFACE NIGNOG CUNNILINGUS CUNT CRAPPER SAGGY TITS TOSSER FUCK BUTT PIRATE COCK SAGGY TITS PORCH MONKEY JERRY FOOTBALL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS ASSHAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FRIG RUSKIE BUTT-HEAD BULLCRAP SHUT UP, MEG! SHITSLINGING DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMMIT BONER SHIT CHENEY BONG VAGINA CHOAD KISSER JAP FAG DICK IN A BOX PIGFUCKER RAPE CROTCH PENIS ON A BUN CLIT POLESMOKER BLUE PENIS! COCK BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS HADJI WANK MACACA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MASTURBATION BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKWIT REDSKIN GOBSHITE DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI CRAP WANK PENIS DICKHEAD BULLCRAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICK IN A BOX HOMO PAKI ASSCRACK SHIT BUKKAKE FUCKFACE ASS NEOPETS SHITHEAD LAKE TITICACA CHING CHONG CHINK PISS TITWANK DAMN IT DICKFACE YOUR MOM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER FALSE BENSON CUNT FUCKFACE CLIT PENIS BENCH PRESS SAND NIGGER COCKSUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS BULLCRAP WEHATEMARIO SHITFUCKER PUNANI HELL PIG BOB SAGET DOG SHIT CHRISTHUMPER SHITFACE PENIS BALL SACK FIST FUCK BITCH DOUCHE NAZI BIGNOSE HYPERINFLATION ASSWIPE SMEG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT YOGHURT CANNON NIPPLES GENITALIA COCKSHITTER COCK ARSE DICKWAD BASTARD FUCKBAG FRIENDS ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE JAP CHRISTHUMPER TRANNY AUTOFELLATIO PISS HOMO NEGRO COCKSHITTER FUCK INCEST GOD DAMN SHITFACE WANK PUSSY DICKHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! [Insert yet another person's name here] SEX EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHICKEN FRIES BASTARD RAPE CHICKEN FRIES FUCKBAG DICKHEAD HENTAI BALLS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TITS CHINK BOOBS SHIT SHITFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BASTARD BAT FUCK INSANE NIGGER LOGJAMMER BEANER LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU ASS ASS LICKER SLOPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE WHORE CRACKER GRINGO DUMBASS FUCK OFF PENIS CUNT PISS ARTIST FOREIGN CURRENCY HELL CHOAD FRAK REDNECK CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITE HOMO ASSCRACK CHOAD DOG FUCKER GOBSHITE WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PORCH MONKEY ARSEBADGERS SOD EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM BOLLOCKS BAT FUCK INSANE GOAT DICK GOOK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS PRICK FUCKHEAD SAND NIGGER SHITSKIN BATHING SUIT AREA DUNE COON FUCK MICK INBRED DAMN GOD DAMN DILDO RAT'S ASS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PEDOPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ MONKEY BALLS TIT SPRINKLES FUCK FUCK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HADJI PEDOPHILIA FASHION BUG SHITCUNTING FUCKTARD CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S ASS WANKER PIECE OF SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER PIG DICKWAD GANGBANG ABO FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT DUNE COON FUCKHEAD CUNT FUCKFACE DICKFACE LAKE TITICACA [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER SHIT HELLFIRE CHINK BASTARD BULLCRAP CUNTRAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHOLE DICKFACE ORGASM POMMIE DUMBASS DOODIE HEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! BOYCOTT VIACOM! LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK D'OH DOUCHETITS MASTURBATION FUCKING FUCKING BITCH HELL WIENER DICK TITS HENTAI JACKASS SHIT TITTIES JIGGABOO SMILES ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DARTH VADER FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT WIKIPEDIA DILDO PICKANINNY WIENER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT SEMEN ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALL SACK JAP BUGFUCK HADJI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING BATMAN & ROBIN DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE PUSSY SUCK MY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT BOOBIES CRAP BOOBIES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PENISPENISPENIS!!! SMEG REDNECK MARY WHITEHOUSE TITS WIENER ASSHAT NAZI EPIDIDYMIS DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKWIT WANK HELL WOODPECKERSHIT PENIS ON A BUN COCKSTUFFER JOHN ELWAY FUCKTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS 666 POMMIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NAZI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BASTARD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOLDY TITS I WILL END YOU! DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISBIRD NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KAFFIR WIKIPEDIA CAMEL FUCKER JIZZ GIVING HEAD HELL SPUNK TAMPON IN MY ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS MALARKY SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE POLESMOKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PUSSY MILF BUGFUCK SEX PUSSY SON OF A BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! JIGGABOO SCROTUM BELLEND DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TIT DIRT LET'S SHIT DOG SHIT REDSKIN TURD FUCKBAG RAT'S ASS BUTT-HOLE SHIT TURD FRIG MOLDY TITS ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD VAGINA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GENITALIA CUNT FUCK YOU BOB SAGET OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DAMN GOD DAMN DAGO SHIT GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH ANAL TWAT SHIT BUTTFUCKER MOCCASINS CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN YOU WANKER NIGNOG WANK DIPSHIT TWAT FUCKWIT GANGBANG AUTOFELLATIO ASS ASSHOLE MALARKY TURD CHINK LET'S SHIT MICK SAGGY TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRACKER TITWANK BONER WOODPECKERSHIT MALARKY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MAMA MIA FUCK DOUCHING WIKIPEDIA KNOBJOCKEY BLUMPKIN DICK TACO EPIDIDYMIS [expletive deleted] MICK FRIG DONALD RUMSFELD FELLATIO PUPPIES SHITTY DOM DeLUISE BULLSHIT DICKFACE GOD DAMN JAP DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RAT'S ASS FUCKER CUNT FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK FRENCH TICKLER PISS OFF FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN FRITZ JUNGLE BUNNY COCKGOBLIN ASSFACE CUNT SON OF A BITCH SHITTY TITTYWANK GREASER OSTRICH MY ASS DICKWAD BIBLE BASHER RAPE ASSBANDIT TITS SHITFUCKER JACKASS INCEST ORANGE TURTLE [expletive deleted] CUNT EPIDIDYMIS WIGGER GOD DAMN ASSHOLE JAP FROG'S FAT ASS PAKI SHITFUCKER POTTYMOUTH MOCCASINS DAMN MALARKY FUCK OFF BEAVER BALL SACK EXTRA LONG PENIS SUCK MY DICK BITCH PENISBIRD TOTAL FELCHMONKEY DICK POTTYMOUTH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SAGGY TITS PIG CONDOMS SHITTY JAP CUNT INBRED JESSE McCARTNEY TURD JIZZ FUCKER MASTURBATION FUCK YOU TWAT DICKFACE D'OH ASS COON FUCK FUCKHEAD FEMADOM SAGGY TITS FIST FUCK FUCK SHITTY YUKY DOODY FUCK JERRY ASSHAT ASSCRACK FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JOHN SMILEY FACE COLGATE FUCK PISS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BULLCRAP BASTARD AY-AY-AY COCK SOD OFF NIGNOG DOUCHEBAG ASS ASSCRACK PISS VENEREAL DISEASE NEOPETS I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM OH SHI– DICK I'LL RAPE YOU FROG'S FAT ASS JOHN ELWAY CONAN O'BRIAN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUITCASE PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK DOG FUCKER BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD SHIT FRENCH TICKLER ANAL SHIT ASSFACE BUTT-HEAD ORGASM WOP CRAPFUCKER MALL SANTA DOUCHING FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCKFACE PUSSY CHOAD FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER FUCK DIPSHIT TITTIES RAT'S COCK CHOAD HORSE SHIT TURD MASTURBATION DIPSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE SPUNK POLACK ASSHOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHENEY CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YOU WANKER SHITE FRITZ ORGASM CUNT NIGGER GOAT DICK BASTARD BONER ASSHOLE COCKGOBLIN MALARKY DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER PIG CLUSTERFUCK ANAL FUCKSTAIN FUCK FREEDOM OF SPEECH WETBACK YOU WANKER SNUFF PORN EPIDIDYMIS HONKY WOP AMERICA ONLINE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BOOBIES ORGASM FUCK OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS OFF MY ASS FELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX WIGGER BANGKOK PISS EPIDIDYMIS BUTT PIRATE DILDO SAGGY TITS FUCK YOU Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the DAGO and his SHITCOCK of girraffes in which WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! while reading about MOCKIE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MY ANUS IS BLEEDING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS