Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BELLEND neurochemical FUCK disorder MOZILLA FIREFOX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOOBS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSRAPING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAGGOT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PUSSY utterFUCKance of socially TITS objectionable words).
CHIGGER Tourette's is PEEPEE not to be DONKEY DICK confused with ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? random ASS disorientation, culturally-HADJI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLISTERING BARNACLES language, JOHNNY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF TACO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOU WANKER souvenir shoppes and massive PIECE OF SHIT quantities SHITTY of ANAL DIABETES SHITE garbage.
Darnit.
A CRAPMUNCHER Polite Note to the FUCK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BALL SACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHIGGER article ASSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEWMETS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANKSPLAT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] swear. You can SHUT UP, MEG! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POTTYMOUTH TV, for always focusing on the DUMBASS bad side of a terrible ANAL DIABETES thing.
- The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HORSE SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee GOD DAMN NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is PRICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAPMUNCHER school for YID something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRENCH TICKLER sufferers to become JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS manically depressed and BUGGER OFF commit BELGIUM suicide.
- There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the PISSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the NEOPETS tics often have adverse DAMN IT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TOSSER perodol" which caused my entire MICK body to go PRICK numb and GOATSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than COON it is without the BULLSHIT drug.
I am an active member of a JOHN ELWAY tourette syndrome PISS ARTIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COLGATE the SHITFACE public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am CONDOMS sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your GIVING HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICKFACE this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRIG, and making fun of a JERK OFF horrible disorder is (not) DICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NECROPHILIA time.
Best SHITBALLS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply
As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society SLITTY EYES.
Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen
P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew RAPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply
As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?
Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my BUGGER OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BASTARD and All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DELICIOUS CAKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACK OFF BAND WITH 4 FASHION BUG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE
How 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT to PISS OFF cure POWERSHIT the STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette's CUNT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment ASS for HELL Tourette's SHITCOCK Syndrome suck my mothers is FUCKHEAD following PUSSY these BATHING SUIT AREA rules SCUMBAG in CLEVELAND STEAMER order:
- 1: Avoid TOURETTE'S SYNDROME immature LET'S SHIT little KRAUT kids,
- 2: Count to FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA within BOB SAGET 10 NORTH KOREAseconds,
- 3: Do not open your HEIL HITLER! SHIT GOD DAMMIT nor WIKIPEDIA talk,
- 4: Tell REDNECK yourself you HORSE SHIT don't FUCK A DUCK have FELCHING this BAD MOTHERFUCKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT WITH NASTY RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOAT DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw SMEG!
I fucking put HADJI' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGNOG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PORCUPINE'S BALLS the TOP OF DESU THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PEDOPHILIA offensive. CHUFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKTARD people who try BORDER HOPPER to battle CHENEY'COCK that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-SUCK MY DICK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFUCKER it now, but someone said SHITE' CONDOMS DAMN'DICK IN A BOX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CARPET MUNCHER is a laughing JUNGLE BUNNY matter. Plus there HELL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOT GRITS Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHING CHONG CHINK stuff. So CUNNILINGUS that means FRENCH TICKLER stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and FRED PHELPS talking about the COCK letter that it's SUCK MY DICK mocking (what MOCKIE letter? I don't even know what LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK hi self [EXPLETIVE] even made a really TAMPONS good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more WANKER from a head nod to a EAT MY SHIT! knee tick". I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL. Which I'll add COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT onto DAMN IT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BIRD SHIT suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a DONKEY PUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIPSHIT hilarious. If you FAG Want facts, go on FELLATIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BALL SACK be offended, don't read TITTIES the freaking DOM DeLUISE article anyway.
SHAKOPEE NIGGER TITS PECKERHEAD FUCKFACE COCKSHITTER CRAP ARSEBADGERS CTHULHU FHTAGN AY-AY-AY ASS LICKER
DIPSHIT TOWELHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER [EXPLETIVE] FIRECROTCH MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSRAPING REDNECK QUEEF SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAGHEAD NAZI BLUMPKIN LENS CRAFTERS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH [EXPLETIVE] THIS IS SPARTA! BITCH CUNT NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL TITS & DICKS JACK ABRAMOFF TOWELHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOATSE REDSKIN SEX SHITE SHITE ORGASM POLACK ASSHOLE DAMN IT FUCK OFF FUCK CAMEL FUCKER BIRD SHIT JACKASS SHIT DUNE COON TACO BUNG-HOLE PENIS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS PISS CHENEY GOD DAMMIT NECROPHILIA SHIT JERK OFF CHAV TACO PUSSY PORCH MONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKTARD ASS SHITHEAD DUMBASS MOCKIE CLEMEN HONKY BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY PIG FELLATIO NIGGER FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SPUNK CLEMEN PISS OFF MY ASS SLITTY EYES FUCKHEAD PEEPEE SHAKOPEE COCK FUCK TAMPONS SHITTY HOMO SHITHEAD ASSHOLE TIT DIRT HAIL SATAN! 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FLYING FUCK HELL SHITSLIDE TACO WETBACK DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO 666 CRAP TIMBER NIGGER CHRISTHUMPER SHIT BIRD SHIT GRAPE PENIS BLUMPKIN BITCH DONKEY DICK OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHIT EMO FUCKFACE SHITBALLS GRAPE PENIS PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS TWAT FENCE JUMPER SOD WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITHEAD HOMO CHOAD BUGFUCK DUNE COON WANKSPLAT EPIDIDYMIS CUNNILINGUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF TURD RUSTY TROMBONE OSTRICH MY ASS HELL NIGNOG QUEEF [expletive deleted] COCKSUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE JOHNNY ARSE POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PICKANINNY FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER FEWMETS WILLY WONKA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL HELL GENITALIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOCCASINS FUCK OFF TACO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY ASSHOLE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HORSE PENIS HELL FELLATIO ANAL BIRD IN THE HOUSE BONER SHITBALLS PORCH MONKEY CUNT CRAPPER CANNED QUOTE NAZI ASS FASCIST [Insert swear here] LOLCAT DICK IN A BOX RAPE DEVELOPERS! ARSE SHITCOCK FASHION BUG FLAMEVIPER CUNT ASSHAT JIZZ SUCK A BIG DICK WIGGER CHRISTHUMPER KRAUT CUNTBUCKET BELLEND BITCH DUMBASS PENISFUCK POWERSHIT POLESMOKER ASSHAT FUCKING ASSFACE PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF MY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIGGER CRAPPY SHIT MOCKIE GREASER GIVING HEAD KRAUT CHINK NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DUMBASS BASTARD BELLEND FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE MASTURBATION SHITFUCKER D'OH LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FRIG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN MALL SANTA [EXPLETIVE] BRITNEY GOD DAMN BOLLOCKS TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS DOG FUCKER JACKASS ORGASM JACKASS BASTARD SHITFUCKER GRINGO PISS OFF BOB SAGET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS VAGINA BASTARD ASS TITTYWANK YOU WANKER DICKFACE DONALD RUMSFELD TESTICLE CHOKE SHITFACE NIGNOG ASSWIPE FELLATIO BONER HELLFIRE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PORCH MONKEY PUSSYLICKER FRAK SHITCOCK ASS CHAV ASSRAPING BONER AY-AY-AY WANK YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER YOUR MOM DILDO CUNT DAMN FUCK NUGGET FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD FUDGEPACKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL DIPSHIT WIENER PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY POLAK TITMOUSE TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFUCKER DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DICKHEAD BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BITCH PEDOPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE ALEX TREBEK DICKLICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ORGASM SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS ARTIST HEIL HITLER! 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DAMNED TABERNACLE ASSCRACK DARTH VADER FLYING RAT'S ASS NEOPETS BIGNOSE CUNT CUNT DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY GRAPE PENIS HOSER PISS ARTIST CONDOMS SHITTY TITTYWANK DICK DONGSHOVER PIECE OF SHIT COCK WIENER DOUCHE BASTARD FRIG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAGO CHIGGER FRENCH TICKLER TACO HAIL SATAN! SON OF A BITCH DONKEY DICK DICK TITS MOTHERFUCKER AY-AY-AY SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNTBUCKET SHITCUNTING CUNT CAMEL FUCKER BUGFUCK CUNT ASS ASS FASCIST SHITFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITSLINGING GENITALIA SHITTY FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK JERRY DAMMIT CANNED QUOTE NEGRO TACO TITWANK CRAP DICK CHICKEN CUNT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SUITCASE PENIS DICKWAD CHAV COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LENS CRAFTERS DARTH VADER BUTT PIRATE TWAT DILDO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITS & DICKS CHENEY BASTARD BALL SACK TRANNY CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH JIZZ PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK TIMBER NIGGER MOCKIE BASTARD BALLS SLOPE SUCK MY COCK ADMINS ARE GAY DOUCHING BASTARD ORGASM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIPPLES RANDY TRAVIS DONKEY DICK BUTTFUCKER PRICK DOG SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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SEMEN PISSHOLE FUCKING A TRANNY FUCK YOU COMMUNIST DILDO ASS ASS FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA REDNECK CUNNILINGUS FAG FUCKTARD FUCK BOLLOCKS FUCKER ASS ASS COCKSUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER DILDO ARSE CUNT FIST FUCK HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKHEAD ANAL WHORE POMMIE JENKEM CUNT LAPPER WANK TITS FUCK FUCK TITS & DICKS CHICKEN SHIT CUNT WETBACK JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YID MY COMMUNION WAFER OF HO STRAWBERRY ASS CONDOMS FENCE JUMPER I WILL END YOU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RICK MORANIS CLUSTER FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT BRITNEY HELLFIRE TWISTY VAGINA GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE BULLSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK INBRED DICK MARGARET THATCHER GOAT DICK BOLLOCKS RECTUM RAIDER COCKSHITTER I WILL END YOU! BULLSHIT TITTYWANK PISSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER ASSCRACK MASTURBATION [expletive deleted] SPUNK YID DAGO RUSTY TROMBONE HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUCK MY DICK RAT'S COCK JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN IT RIVER CRABS SUCK REDSKIN WIENER TITTIES CAMEL JOCKEY PUSSY DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BULLCRAP DUMBASS POLESMOKER POLESMOKER MALARKY SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO CHIGGER NIPPLES FUCKING BLUMPKIN MONKEY BALLS DILDO TOSSER SHITE BONER FUCK OFF FUCK OFF BITCH HOSER PISS FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA GANGBANG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKFUCKFUCK SHIT ASSHAT PENIS SHITBALLS SOAPY TITWANK DAMN CUNT ANAL DAMN BUGGER SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKER ASS NEGRO ASS FUCK OFF DUMBASS LET'S SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER DICK CUNT DICK DEVELOPERS! YOGHURT CANNON WANKER SHITTY SON OF A BITCH BOON MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SUCK MY DICK PISS VAGINA CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM WHORE DAGO FLYING FUCK DOUCHETITS BIRD SHIT CUNTSWILLING MOTHERFUCKER FRIG Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SHITE and with the FROG and his CUNTYMINTS of girraffes in which CAMEL JOCKEY while reading about MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See PORCH MONKEY also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SHITFACE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DOUCHE NAZI funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its POLACK subject. If you do not find it funny BLUE PENIS!, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BUGFUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DICKFACE joke loses its humour FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKHEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAMN ASS HADJI ADMINS ARE GAY PUSSY!!!!!I <3 COCK |
