Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BORDER HOPPER'FELCHING'GOD DAMN'MACACA'DICK'CRAPPY'CC PLZ Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or pen0r neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITE, sudden O KURWA! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHAT or PORCUPINE'S BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK A DUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ANAL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLUSTERFUCK BITCH words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DILDO utterFUCKance of socially BIGNOSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address CLEMEN Tourette's syndrome.

REBECCA BLACK Tourette's is HELL not to be SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS confused with JACKASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK IN A BOX chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BIRD SHIT random SPIC disorientation, culturally-DONGSHOVER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE language, BUGFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CC PLZ HORSE PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS ON A STICK souvenir shoppes and massive CRAPPY quantities FUCKSTAIN of ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A ROSIE O'DONNELL Polite Note to the TOWELHEAD Author:

The CHAV Tourette's CONDOMS Research Institute was JERK OFF founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HORSE SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article CAMEL FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FRIG Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the DAMN IT bad side of a terrible MILF thing.
• The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITSLINGING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALL SACK knee VANDAL NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI school for BIRD SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TACO sufferers to become PIECE OF SHIT manically depressed and EMO commit TWAT suicide.
• There is no KNOBJOCKEY cure, and the JENKEM drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse GENITALIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING A perodol" which caused my entire FRITZ body to go Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAMEL JOCKEY it is without the BAT FUCK INSANE drug.

I am an active member of a POLACK tourette syndrome ASSBANDIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING FUCKFUCKER the 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EXTRA LONG PENIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHOLE sorry for MASTURBATION "hi-jacking" your FROG'S FAT ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCK this that really WANK annoys me. I am working towards a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TACO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KIKE, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best GOATSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOZILLA FIREFOX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “MEG” Wen

P.S. PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Regards to Andrew CHOAD KISSER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The [EXPLETIVE] bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSWIPE punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BIRD IN THE HOUSE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my FUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOOK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PRICK BAND WITH 4 WOP MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FLYING FUCK HORSE! SHITE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITE'S HOUSE

How DICKLICK to SHITSLINGING cure DELICIOUS CAKE the FRIENDS Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for HONKY Tourette's POLACK Syndrome DICKFACE is BAD MOTHERFUCKER following PORCH MONKEY these FROG rules POLAK in TITTIES order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTY immature FUCKING little PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to GOD DAMN within POLESMOKER 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOCCASINS YOU WANKER BANGKOK nor SHITTY talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you BATHING SUIT AREA don't FUCKFACE have ASS this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COLGATE WITH NASTY BOOBS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCUMBUCKET FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITE last straw FUCK!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BLUMPKIN the TOP OF GOD DAMMIT THIS PAKI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELLFIRE offensive. FELCHING. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY people who try CUNNILINGUS to battle BLISTERING BARNACLES'JESSE McCARTNEY that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TACO it now, but someone said WHITE RIGHTS' FUCKWIT FUCKTARD'DELICIOUS CAKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POLAK is a laughing PEDOPHILIA matter. Plus there PENISFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FIRECROTCH Uncyclopedia, there are PORCH MONKEY articles SHITFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUGFUCK stuff. So PEARL NECKLACE that means TWAT stop getting mad at the FELCHING first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the INCEST letter that it's NICARAGUA mocking (what SEX letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUGFUCK hi self PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! even made a really FLAMING ASS BADGER good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more FROG from a head nod to a SHITTY knee tick". FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD. Which I'll add BOOBS onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITTY suffer that FELLATIO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIRD IN THE HOUSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHEBAG hilarious. If you CHING CHONG CHINK Want facts, go on FUCK OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DIPSHIT be offended, don't read DAMMIT the freaking FUCKSTAIN article anyway.

SHITE GOAT DICK BOOBIES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JAP DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER FUCKER

COON NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT PUSSY WIKIPEDIA RECTUM RAIDER GOBSHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN NEGRO FUCKING PISS GOD BLESS AMERICA CRACKER HOLY DUMB FUCK DUNE COON FUCKHEAD DAMN BOB SAGET JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH SHITHEAD TWAT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DOG SHIT O CANADA TITWANK SON OF A BITCH BOLLOCKS GIVING HEAD GYPSY ASSFACE HEIL HITLER! DOUCHE NAZI WANK FUCKWIT ARSE CLIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHE [EXPLETIVE] PISS OFF MY ASS POMMIE PENIS ON A STICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT MONKEY SHIT FIRECROTCH ANUSCAKE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF CUNTRAG SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK P'KANG DAMN JERK OFF TONY LA RUSSA PIECE OF SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS SHIT DAMN D'OH FUCKING BASEBALL BUTTFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ALF GENITALIA SHIT SHITE BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS ASSCRACK HELL DAMN IT BAT FUCK INSANE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSBANDIT CRACKER REDSKIN PEDOPHILIA NEOPETS WIENER CUNT FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CONDOMS PISS UP MY ARSE ARSE NIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANKER FLYING FUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BOB SAGET DAMN CUNT FUCKTARD ASSWIPE BALLS SHITSKIN DONGSHOVER ANAL SHIT SHITCUNTING PISSHOLE PENISBIRD CLEVELAND STEAMER MONKEY SHIT GENITALIA TALK PAGES FUCKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK RECTUM RAIDER DESU TAMPON IN MY ASS DICK CUNT DAMN IT HEIL HITLER! FELCHING MASTURBATION BULLSHIT ASS HELL CRAPPY SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS UP MY ARSE SHIT CROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIPPLES STEVE BALLMER HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! FLYING RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK DOG FUCKER 666 JIZZ ASS FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT TEDDY BEARS DICKLICK YOUR MOM HAIL SATAN! SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITSKIN NICARAGUA FRIG DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COCK WANK POTTYMOUTH PISS ARTIST WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAT'S COCK HOMO WIGGER YID ORGASM FUCKING WIGGER FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER YID BUTTFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAPE CUNT MALL SANTA FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER HELL DARTH VADER POMMIE HORSE PENIS PISS OFF ASSCRACK NAZI SHITHEAD COCKSMOKER CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT WANK DAMNATION CUM TITS PRICK FAGGOT GIVING HEAD SUCK A BIG DICK JACKASS COCKSMOKER BUGGER OFF BUGGER OFF WANKSPLAT DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER ANAL LIMEY DYKE PISS OFF BANGKOK DAMN MILF FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE FAG DYKE SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS SHITFUCKER BALLS DICK YID PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHEBAG FRAK TACO COCKSTUFFER SUGARTITS BUGFUCK PUSSY POTTYMOUTH PISS ARTIST NIGGER DYKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD DAMMIT TITMOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK ASSHAT SHIT SHIT HOMO COCK BITCH COON PISSHOLE FUCKING BASEBALL CLIT TWAT SHITPISSER DAMN IT DONGSHOVER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTTFUCKER SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS MONKEY SHIT FIRECROTCH RAT'S ASS SOD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MARGARET THATCHER BELLEND SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PRICK BALLS ASS SHITFACE BOOBS GOD DAMMIT NIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS BUGGER SHITTY CHOAD SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO BORDER HOPPER CHINK RAT'S COCK VAGINA BITCH CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITSLIDE DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK TITWANK INBRED FIRECROTCH BITCH FRAK PISS OFF HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FELCHMONKEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE JOHNNY BRITNEY BULLSHIT BRITNEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SUCK A BIG DICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK KIKE ASS WOP BITCH OH SHI– DOT HEAD DAMMIT RAPE BUKKAKE CHICKEN SHIT BONG SLOPE WOP DOG SHIT DICKFACE NIGGER RAPE QUEEF FUCK ASSWIPE SHITE OSTRICH MY ASS BEAVER JENKEM CUM KIKE BENCH PRESS DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHOLE NIGGER WHORE RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY SHIT BITCH RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN GOAT DICK FUCKHEAD ASS NECROPHILIA HOMO DIPSHIT FUCK PEARL NECKLACE I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTYMINTS DAMN ASSRAMMER CHINK YOUR MOM PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU DILDO WANK DUMBASS ARSEBADGERS WALRUS SHIT BEAVER BATHING SUIT AREA DONKEY DICK TITS & DICKS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BORDER HOPPER JOHNNY NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DOT HEAD PECKERHEAD PENIS DILDO HO BAT FUCK INSANE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PRICK JACKASS SEX WIENER JAP BUTTFUCKER BIGNOSE SHITTY WOMEN'S RIGHTS BASTARD CUNTRAG RUSTY TROMBONE SAGGY TITS DAMNED TABERNACLE BUDDHIST MONK DICK IN A BOX DILDO LET'S SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNNILINGUS PUPPIES RAPE suck my mothers FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! MOCCASINS INJUN GOD DAMN SHITE POMMIE DICKFACE CROTCH TURD SPUNK FUCKER JACK OFF FUCKWIT SHITSKIN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHRISTHUMPER YOU WANKER HADJI INCEST JAP ASSCRACK I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS GRINGO ANUSCAKE DICKFACE LIMEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT WANKSPLAT ALF RAT'S ASS DAMN IT BULLSHIT FUCKING BELGIUM PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SLOPE NIHILISM CHICKEN SHIT GO HOME AND DIE PUSSYLICKER TRANNY BELGIUM GO HOME AND DIE SUCK MY DICK ASSWIPE WANK ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH MILF DOUCHEBAG DEVELOPERS! PISS ARTIST SEX WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SAND NIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MONKEY SHIT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FAGGOT CUNT BRITNEY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT DAMN DIPSHIT BOOBS SOD COCKSUCKER URINE-GARGLING SCROTUM GANGBANG WOP NECROPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RUSTY TROMBONE BLOWJOB BASTARD HELL FUCKBAG SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT BUGGER OFF BASTARD ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER MICK BOOBS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WIKIPEDIA [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT HELL PENIS ON A BUN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BITCH FELLATIO SUITCASE PENIS DICKLICK LICK PUSSY HEIL HITLER! CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE SHITCOCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS HADJI MONKEY SHIT BITCH HELL ASSWIPE DICKLICK ARSE GOBSHITE ANAL TAMPONS BUTT PIRATE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS SHITSKIN BIGNOSE BOLLOCKS BEAVER HELL SHIT CAMEL FUCKER DAMN WIGGER GOAT DICK BEANER HOMO COCK HELL HELLFUCKER FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT PRICK BULLCRAP ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON I AM CORNHOLIO! INCEST SHITHEAD FUCKING A CUNT NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN ASSWIPE NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE BOB SAGET CHUFF PIGFUCKER BLUMPKIN COCKSUCKER ASSRAMMER BAD MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS TURD CUNT EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD SOD OFF SHIT PORCH MONKEY TITS & DICKS INJUN DICK FAG SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK BONER GANGBANG GOAT DICK SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER BIG FOOT SHIT BUTTFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JACKASS ASSFACE BEAVER CUNT CRAPPER DAMN BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER RUSKIE GOATSE PISSHOLE BITCH FIST FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITFACE BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK COCKSHITTER BASTARD FIST FUCK POOPOO SON OF A BITCH MICK CRAP ON A STICK REBECCA BLACK DICKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKBAG HOSER FUCK MOCCASINS FRENCH TICKLER ASSFACE PENIS ON A STICK 666 SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ SEMEN LET'S SHIT DOUCHE GANGBANG FUCKHEAD FUCKING POTTYMOUTH JIZZ ASSHOLE FUCK YOU PISS OFF FRED PHELPS BASTARD GENITALIA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ORGASM COCKSHITTER ARSE SHITFACE ASSFACE INBRED DAMMIT MOCCASINS FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF SHITE MOTHERFUCKER BOON SHITTY DAMN RAT'S COCK COLGATE BALL SACK DAMN IT DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER FEWMETS FLYING FUCK FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE TRANNY BUGFUCK CROTCH PUNANI SHITCUNTING BOLLOCKS FLYING FUCK NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS SOD OFF TITTIES P'KANG CHIGGER HOMO SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BONER PRICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE YID SHITE COON RECTUM RAIDER CROTCH ASSWIPE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FIRECROTCH DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER PRICK JAP WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN PENIS JAP DOUCHEBAG BEAVER FOUR-EYES CRAP ON A STICK PROLES SOD OFF DICKLICK INCEST TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GREASER RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER FUCK GRIS DICKHEAD FUCK PISS FUCK OFF JOHN ELWAY POLAK ASSHOLE TOSSER SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY DEVELOPERS! NIGGER RUSKIE BOLLOCKS ASS FUCK FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF INJUN SIGMUND FREUD BUTT PIRATE PUSSYLICKER HELL FUCK SHITE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSRAPING BITCH RICK MORANIS CLEMEN BRITNEY SHITTY FLYING FUCK ANAL DIABETES WOP BOB SAGET LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSCRACK TOSSER CHINK SHITFACE KIKE PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT WIGGER FUCKBAG POOPY DONGSHOVER HELL WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKER QUEEF CRAPPY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK CARPET MUNCHER CUNT SNUFF PORN JAP JIZZ SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAT'S COCK SLOPE NECROPHILIA TITS & DICKS SPUNK ASSHAT BITCH CUM COCK FUCK OFF HELLFIRE SHITBALLS ASSHAT YID MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY YID ASSCRACK BULLCRAP MASTURBATION JOHN ELWAY TWAT SHIT BUKKAKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMNATION JACK OFF GOOK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ALF GOD DAMN ARSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRIG SPANK THE MONKEY BAT FUCK INSANE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER COCKSMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER GENITALIA REDNECK KIKE FAGGOT ASSHOLE AMERICA ONLINE FUCK NIGGER CUNT BOOBS FUCKSTAIN SOD HORSE SHIT HORSE PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY BALLS WANK FUCKING A HELL BASTARD FUCK SHIT WANK SHITFACE DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT BASTARD ASSHAT ASSHAT REDNECK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! DONKEY PUNCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SAGGY TITS CHING CHONG CHINK PIG Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SIGMUND FREUD and with the PENISPENISPENIS!!! and his WANK of girraffes in which THIS IS SPARTA! while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ANAL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITE