Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAMNATION comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GOD DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder BATHING SUIT AREA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOOBS, sudden CHIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MALL SANTA or DAGO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHRISTHUMPER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TUBA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BRITNEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLSHIT DICKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUNE COON utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAPE television programs to address SAND NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

TITTIES Tourette's is ASSWIPE not to be WIGGER confused with SHITSLIDE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SEMPRINI random DICKHEAD disorientation, culturally-DICK IN A BOX-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth P'KANG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CAMEL JOCKEY language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMMIT FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHAV souvenir shoppes and massive CRAP quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A TRANNY Polite Note to the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Author:

The TITTYWANK Tourette's SLOPE Research Institute was BUGGER OFF founded to BENSON SUCKS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I'LL RAPE YOU article SUCK COCKS IN HELL! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CTHULHU FHTAGN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of GOD DAMN Tourrette's sufferers WIKIPEDIA swear. You can WIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTBUCKET TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
The main FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS UP MY ARSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BLOWJOB knee HELLFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCROTUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL JOCKEY school for HOLY DUMB FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MALL SANTA sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and [Insert silly non-swear here] commit DUMBASS suicide.
There is no FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE cure, and the BUGFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the GANGBANG tics often have adverse DAMN IT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHAT perodol" which caused my entire FELLATIO body to go PISS numb and [expletive deleted] basically made it NIGGA! worse than POMMIE it is without the BRITNEY drug.

I am an active member of a KRAUT tourette syndrome I LIKE BUSH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CONDOMS the GOATSE public view of Tourettes as a "DIPSHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFUCKFUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I WILL KILL YOU! sorry for BATMAN & ROBIN "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! this that really BULLCRAP annoys me. I am working towards a PENIS ON A STICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a DICKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) MACACA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKLICK time.

Best MAMA MIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBETAN BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. FROG'S FAT ASS Regards to Andrew IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The BLOWJOB bastard who wrote this article. You can RAPE punch him if you STEVE BALLMER want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TAMPONS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BOOBS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOOBS and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with KIKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COON BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JERRY HORSE! BOOBS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BOOBS'S HOUSE

How ASS to YID cure TITS the FUCK NUGGET Tourette's WINDOWS VISTA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for RICK MORANIS Tourette's INBRED Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is CRAPFUCKER following FUCK YOU these MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS rules BRITNEY in WANK order:

1: Avoid NI immature CANNED QUOTE little POTTYMOUTH kids,
2: Count to HAIL SATAN! within QUEEF 10 CLUSTER FUCKseconds,
3: Do not open your HENTAI SEX MOTHERFUCKER nor POOPY talk,
4: Tell FUCKING FUCKFUCKER yourself you DIRTY SANCHEZ don't TESTICLE CHOKE have BALL SACK this DILDO disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRICK WITH NASTY WANKSPLAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BOOBS last straw COMMUNIST DILDO!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF I WILL END YOU! THIS TITMOUSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD KISSER offensive. CRAPMUNCHER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOAT DICK people who try DOUCHE NAZI to battle FUCKWIT'DIPSHIT that tight-ass VAGINA 17-year-RAT'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKLICK it now, but someone said HELL' DICKFACE SMEG'CLIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOTHERFUCKER is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there JESSE McCARTNEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YOU WANKER Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS articles PUSSY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So SHITE that means FROG stop getting mad at the EPIDIDYMIS first part too and FROG'S FAT ASS talking about the PISS letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what SNUFF PORN letter? I don't even know what BASTARD the heck you're talking about). Adrian TAFFY hi self CHING CHONG CHINK even made a really TACO good point. "It's WANKSPLAT nothing more FUCKTARD from a head nod to a CUNT CRAPPER knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add NIGGER onto GYPSY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOGHURT CANNON suffer that TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes VAGINA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL be, because if I were a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DILDO hilarious. If you BORDER HOPPER Want facts, go on DUMBASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll REDSKIN be offended, don't read PISS the freaking FUCK article anyway.

BIGNOSE FUCKING A FLYING FUCK DUMBASS SHITFACE DAMN QUEEF CRAP ON A STICK COON JENKEM

COCK RIGHTS HOSER MONKEY'S UNCLE VAGINA CUM FUCK YOU PAKI SHIT FUCKER PISS CLUSTER FUCK SACRAMENTO SCROTUM SHITBALLS SHITFACE DOT HEAD TIMBER NIGGER HELL HITLER SHITSKIN FASHION BUG FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK NIGGER FUCKFACE DICKHEAD LIMEY ASSHAT PRICK ARSEBADGERS TOSSER CUNT DICKFACE BASTARD RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER FEMADOM SON OF A BITCH HONKY CUNTRAG FUCKTARD ASSWIPE DICKLICK DAMNED TABERNACLE SMEG CRAP DUMBASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN DICK JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA COCK MICK SCUMBAG ANAL SHITSLINGING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS DOUCHETITS TWISTY VAGINA WANK BUGFUCK FUCK GOATSE JESSE McCARTNEY FRENCH TICKLER DIRTY SANCHEZ TIT SPRINKLES FUCKER FUCK GRIS FUCKFUCKFUCK CAPITALISM SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER TWAT FUCK FUCK FUCK CRAPPY CLIT FIRECROTCH CUNT PAKI MONKEY SHIT SNUFF PORN MALL SANTA ASSRAPING DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE PENIS CHRISTHUMPER MELAMINE FRED PHELPS ASSHAT FUCKING HADJI RIVER CRABS SUCK DANDELIONS CUNTRAG SHITE FUCKWIT CANNED QUOTE FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK CLEMEN BBBBBBBBB! WANK GYPSY FUCKWIT ASS LICKER ARSE SHITE MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSWIPE SCROTUM HADJI LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! HELL DOG SHIT ABO SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE BULLSHIT WANKER CHUFF FAGGOT DESU DOUCHE PISSHOLE CRACKER FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSRAPING PENISFUCK POOPOO HORSE PENIS DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN BEANER MOCCASINS FUCKFACE SOD OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER DILDO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS FAGGOT ASS DAMN SHITHEAD HUEY P. NEWTON CLIT MOCCASINS DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD SHITE CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BEAVER BITCH TIMBER NIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK DAMN IT FUCKFUCKFUCK DAGO YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER JOHNNY LICK PUSSY NICARAGUA BULLSHIT CUNT HELLFUCKER WILLY WONKA BUTTFUCKER HELL GOD DAMMIT BASTARD WANKER SHITFACE LOLCAT MICK DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MILF JOHN SMILEY FACE DIPSHIT DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ JERK OFF BONER GOD DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ARSE VAGINA FELLATIO JIZZ GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SCUMBUCKET RECTUM RAIDER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOZILLA FIREFOX SACRED FUCKSTAIN FRITZ COCKGOBLIN QUEEF MALARKY CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER DOG SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKHEAD COON PEDOPHILIA FUCKER TITTYWANK CHOAD ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COMMUNIST DILDO BALLS ASSFACE FUCKER TENTACLE RAPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAGHEAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY MICK FUCKSTAIN VANITY PAGES ROCK SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT FROG SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY DONKEY DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKSUCKER BULLCRAP TENTACLE RAPE LAKE TITICACA WEHATEMARIO JACKASS SHIT BALLS BITCH FUCKSTAIN JAP JACKASS ASSCRACK MOCKIE BASTARD ASSRAPING NIGNOG RUSKIE CUM FUCK DAMN SEMEN THONG TASTER ASS SHITE WIGGER GOD DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH DAMN IT [expletive deleted] DYKE SHITTY GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER CLIT BOOBIES MOCCASINS ASS PIECE OF SHIT FOOTBALL SHITSLINGING CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S COCK ANAL DIABETES ASS BOOBS RANDY TRAVIS FIRECROTCH DOUCHE CHAV YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIKIPEDIA PENIS JACK OFF SHITPISSER BUTTFUCKER SHITCUNTING COCK DICKHEAD FUCK NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER INBRED PENIS PISSHOLE TAMPONS WHORE CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY SHIT BIGNOSE DAMN DAMN BUGFUCK FUCKER FRED PHELPS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE YOUR MOM CHINK BATHING SUIT AREA REDNECK BALL SACK BULLCRAP BUKKAKE FUCKING A CUNTRAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF SOD TITTYWANK DICKFACE TITTIES FUCKER MOCKIE FUCK ASSHAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTTFUCKER GRAPE PENIS COCK I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK JOHN ELWAY ASSHOLE WANK MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TESTICLE CHOKE CHOAD KISSER MARGARET THATCHER NAZI HELL PENIS ON A STICK YOU WANKER POMMIE DAMN IT SHITTY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CLUSTER FUCK AUTOFELLATIO JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT YOU WANKER BEAVER TACO TIANENMEN SQUARE TITS & DICKS O CANADA DOUCHING 666 CRAPMUNCHER FUCK FUCK SHITHEAD CRAP HELL DAMN GOD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COMMUNISM IS STUPID FROG'S FAT ASS BULLCRAP JAP FAG SHITFACE GO HOME AND DIE MILF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKWIT ASSWIPE DICK IN A BOX PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD MAMA MIA BONER NEGRO BITCH SPUNK ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY BOLLOCKS BIRD SHIT FRIG TAMPON IN MY ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ARSE TRANNY WIENER FELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK KIKE FRAK FIST FUCK DAMNATION FUCKING FELLATIO WANK TITTIES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MASTURBATION BITCH TITTYWANK PISS OFF MY ASS WANKER FUCKTARD KIKE ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JERRY GOOD MORNING MR. 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[expletive deleted] ARSE SHITCOCK MICK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER POTTYMOUTH NICARAGUA NIGGER FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HENTAI FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH SEX CHINK REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT RAPE FUCK NUGGET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WEHATEMARIO TIMBER NIGGER SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TWAT POTTYMOUTH FUCKWIT TWISTY VAGINA HOSER BASTARD ASS REBECCA BLACK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKBAG SON OF A BITCH BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOODIE HEAD ORANGE TURTLE BUTTFUCKER CUNT ASSHAT BUGGER GREASER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK YOU FUCKING YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK MARY WHITEHOUSE BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN DYKE LIMEY SON OF A BITCH FELCHMONKEY HELLFIRE DICKLICK BORDER HOPPER TWAT JIZZ BONER DOT HEAD BASTARD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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PHELPS WOP CLUSTER FUCK ARSEBADGERS WANK CLUSTER FUCK ARSE AY-AY-AY BOLLOCKS CARPET MUNCHER FEWMETS SMEG FUCKER PUSSY WANK CROTCH DOUCHE NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS CUM CAMEL FUCKER POTTYMOUTH CHINK GENITALIA ARSE BUGGER OFF MACACA SHIT HENTAI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS LICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICK CHICKEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF PUSSY FIRECROTCH NECROPHILIA ASS DEVELOPERS! JOHN ELWAY MARGARET THATCHER POLAK ASSCRACK KNOBJOCKEY WIENER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS POO POO BLOWJOB CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY BUGFUCK BEANER BULLSHIT YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER DICK IN A BOX CUNT FUDGEPACKER WANKER ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER DICKFACE SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT SPUNK SCROTUM WANK KIKE FELLATIO PEDOPHILIA BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN COCKSMOKER PECKERHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA SNUFF PORN NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER JACKASS CLIT BASTARD CHOAD KISSER HELL BALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POLAK OSTRICH MY ASS SHITHEAD SMEG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH DAMNATION BITCH CUM SOD TIMBER NIGGER CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SMEG MASTURBATION NIGGER DIPSHIT PENIS ON A BUN suck my mothers DONKEY DICK TENTACLE RAPE DOT HEAD ASSCRACK MALARKY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KRAUT REDSKIN BUGFUCK ASSFACE DOT HEAD SHITSKIN SEX BANGKOK DICKHEAD TAFFY suck my mothers NEGRO EAT MY SHIT! FELCHMONKEY GIVING HEAD WANK SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SNUFF PORN BOOBIES JACKASS PEACEFUL FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHOLE YOU WANKER ASS COLGATE MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG AY-AY-AY NIPPLES DAMN FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! BITCH HONKY BITCH FUCKING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUMBASS PICKANINNY GRUE RAPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS NAZI WANK CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COON FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER CC PLZ CUNTBUCKET SHITFUCKER BORDER HOPPER COON HEIL HITLER! HELL DUMBASS MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHEBAG EPIDIDYMIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSHAT suck my mothers DAMN IT CHING CHONG CHINK ASSFACE TWAT HELL FRIG I RAPE WALRUSES! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK YOU ASSWIPE TOTAL YOU WANKER FUCK OFF DAGO DAMN CLIT DAMN NAZI FLAMING ASS BADGER CRACKER TWAT ASS FASCIST OH SHI– OSTRICH MY ASS TRANNY HOLY DUMB FUCK BULLSHIT WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS MALARKY MACACA WANK CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD BLUMPKIN FUCKING FUCK YOU FRITZ SUGARTITS WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK GRIS CUNT LAPPER INCEST DILDO JACKASS JACKASS ASSCRACK TAFFY ANAL SHITCOCK BITCH BATMAN & ROBIN AUTOFELLATIO TITS THONG TASTER WALRUS SHIT REDNECK CRAP DILDO FUCK ASSWIPE CONDOMS SHIT CUNT SMEG WANK SLOPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BENSON SUCKS CUM BASTARD WOP GINGERBREAD BASTARD COMMUNIST DILDO TURD CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT CHENEY BITCH DAMN NAZI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKFACE CUNT SHITE MOLDY TITS INJUN SOD OFF TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI FUCKFACE GOD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WOODPECKERSHIT JENKEM GO HOME AND DIE BONG CHOAD KISSER INJUN WIENER 666 ASSHOLE BASTARD ORGASM COMMUNION WAFER ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HORSE SHIT JAP BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF SHITE DOG SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ARSE LIMEY KIKE JESSE McCARTNEY EMO PIGFUCKER REDNECK SHITTY BASTARD FUCK YOU BLOWJOB MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER DAMN ASSRAMMER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CONDOMS PRICK TAMPONS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WIENER PRICK DOUCHE NAZI CHOAD BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER HONKY BASKETBALL FUCKING BASEBALL FELLATIO JOHN ELWAY YOGHURT CANNON BEAVER PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE GOBSHITE CHINK CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT PUNANI ARSE WEHATEMARIO WANK CRAPMUNCHER SHITE JACKASS DOG SHIT BITCH CHENEY DOUCHING FUCKING HADJI CROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER TOSSER FRENCH TICKLER MOZILLA FIREFOX I'LL RAPE YOU HELL PECKERHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTYMINTS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKFACE ASS MOTHERFUCKER RAPE CUNNILINGUS DAMN GOD DAMMIT DAMN Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GENITALIA and with the FUCK and his TIMBER NIGGER of girraffes in which CUNNILINGUS while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! also


	FUCK YOU Mr. Peanut! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TIT FUCK your ASS!
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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is MASTURBATION funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK OFF subject. If you do not find it funny NIGGER, it is probably because you are an INBRED WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JESSE McCARTNEY joke loses its humour FUCKSTAIN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JENKEM ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKWIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! RUSKIE WEHATEMARIO BUGFUCK KIKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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