Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without JESSE McCARTNEY comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PRICK article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WHORE neurochemical FUCK disorder WANKSPLAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden SHITCUNTING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CRAP ON A STICK or FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOBSHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SOD OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BEANER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLEMEN FIST FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEMEN utterFUCKance of socially ALF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITTY television programs to address WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's syndrome.

MOCCASINS Tourette's is SEMEN not to be FUCKHEAD confused with 30 CASES OF PICKLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BIRD IN THE HOUSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random FUCK disorientation, culturally-I'LL RAPE YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITS language, POLACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BORDER HOPPER WOODPECKERSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE souvenir shoppes and massive SOD OFF quantities SHITFACE of ANAL DIABETES JOHN SMILEY FACE garbage.

Darnit.

A YOU WANKER Polite Note to the PRICK Author:

The FENCE JUMPER Tourette's MAMA MIA Research Institute was SHITE founded to WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIECE OF SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your YOU WANKER article BRITNEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MONKEY SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CAMEL FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRACKER Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourrette's sufferers COON swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLCRAP TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible MOZILLA FIREFOX thing.
The main DOG SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BULLSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES knee ASSHOLE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for GOD DAMMIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCRATCH! GROUNDER! sufferers to become REDSKIN manically depressed and TITWANK commit SHIT suicide.
There is no FUCK cure, and the MACACA drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKLICK tics often have adverse ANAL DIABETES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT CRAPPER perodol" which caused my entire CUNNILINGUS body to go BENCH PRESS numb and CHIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the DICKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a DICKHEAD tourette syndrome JACKASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "BELGIUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DUMBASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MALARKY sorry for DICK TITS "hi-jacking" your [expletive deleted] entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NECROPHILIA this that really FUCKING JUMP! annoys me. I am working towards a MY ANUS IS BLEEDING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GO COUNT YOUR DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WALRUS SHIT, and making fun of a FUCKTARD horrible disorder is (not) PORCH MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKFUCKFUCK time.

Best WOP regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “[EXPLETIVE]” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are EUROIPODS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not KOREA LOVER occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. GENITALIA Regards to Andrew HORSE SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE bastard who wrote this article. You can FIST FUCK punch him if you ASS LICKER want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POMMIE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PISS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JOHNNY and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with QUEEF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHOLE BAND WITH 4 MASTURBATION MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How ARSE to SOD cure FEWMETS the DICK CHICKEN Tourette's DICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for FENCE JUMPER Tourette's BULLCRAP Syndrome FUDGEPACKER is SEX following SCRATCH! GROUNDER! these FELCHING rules TITTIES in NECROPHILIA order:

1: Avoid SHITFUCKER immature NIPPLES little MALARKY kids,
2: Count to TURD within JACKASS 10 EXTRA LONG PENISseconds,
3: Do not open your WIENER GOD DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! nor JACKASS talk,
4: Tell MOTHERFUCKER yourself you DIPSHIT don't RAPE have PISS ARTIST this ASSRAPING disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY DAGO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUNANI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw NIGNOG!

I fucking put WIENER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKING FUCKBOROUGH the TOP OF ASSRAPING THIS GIVING HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BIRD IN THE HOUSE offensive. CRAPFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try SHITFUCKER to battle SHITE'NAZI that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-FROG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUKKAKE it now, but someone said ARSEBADGERS' BUTTFUCKER FROG'DILDO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSWIPE is a laughing FUCKING A matter. Plus there ALF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are DEVELOPERS! articles FUCKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I RAPE WALRUSES! stuff. So SEX that means URINE-GARGLING stop getting mad at the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT first part too and ART METAL PRODUCTS talking about the WIGGER letter that it's ASSCRACK mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what BATMAN & ROBIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS hi self POOPOO even made a really LET'S SHIT good point. "It's FUCKWIT nothing more MONKEY SHIT from a head nod to a INJUN knee tick". 30 CASES OF PICKLES. Which I'll add BUGGER OFF onto POTTYMOUTH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER suffer that NECROPHILIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ANAL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DEVELOPERS! be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTTFUCKER hilarious. If you DIRTY SANCHEZ Want facts, go on NECROPHILIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TARTAR SAUCE be offended, don't read FROG'S FAT ASS the freaking TITWANK article anyway.

FUCKHEAD BELLEND BASTARD DOG SHIT SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO HELL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BAD MOTHERFUCKER

YOU WANKER SOD OFF FUCKING FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HENTAI LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JIZZ BEAVER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COLGATE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY PIG I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BALL SACK SHITBALLS CLEMEN FUCK YOU GOOK SEX TURD PEDOPHILIA JAP SHITE FUCKSTAIN PIG BUGGER OFF ANAL FELCHING INCEST WHORE MONKEY SHIT WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE FUCK BOLLOCKS CUM LOLCAT [expletive deleted] URINE-GARGLING BALL SACK BITCH POLESMOKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CRAPMUNCHER RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK WIENER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES SHITBALLS WHITE PEOPLE JOY SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK SHIT DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JIGGABOO PIG BUNG-HOLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WIENER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SUGARTITS SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE EMO FELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER DOUCHE INBRED SEMEN INBRED SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE NAZI HOMO MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS NIPPLES CAPTAIN CRUNCH SPIC PRICK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR NIGGER TITS BORDER HOPPER TENTACLE RAPE DUNE COON NIGGER WINDOWS VISTA FUCKWIT MASTURBATION JACK ABRAMOFF NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER DOG FUCKER LUV SOD OFF DAMNATION FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! ABO TWAT DOG SHIT GOD DAMN ORGASM STUB GO HOME AND DIE BALL SACK ASS LICKER MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFUCKER MOCCASINS SCUMBUCKET HOMO PISS OFF MY ASS PUSSY KAFFIR BEAVER FUCKING A ARSE TWISTY VAGINA VAGINA DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS REDNECK BULLSHIT FUCKTARD RAPE POMMIE FUCKFACE MOLDY TITS IN SACREMENT BOOBIES HO CLEMEN PISSHOLE DIPSHIT WIGGER POMMIE COMMUNIST DILDO FRITZ CUNTING ASSCRACK BRUSH MA TEETH CUNNILINGUS JAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER TAMPONS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DUMBASS SEMEN DAMN IT FUCK YOU WANKER ALEX TREBEK DICKFACE NECROPHILIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS CUNT BITCH BUTTFUCKER BITCH CUNTYMINTS FIRECROTCH CUNT BOOBIES TWAT FRIG TOWELHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SON OF A BITCH BIRD SHIT MONKEY SHIT CHOAD JOHN ELWAY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASS LICKER GOATSE TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT SHUT UP, MEG! FEWMETS DICKHEAD SCROTUM RECTUM RAIDER POMMIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKSTAIN REDEEMING VALUE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE AMERICA ONLINE AUTOFELLATIO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING BASEBALL BASTARD GRINGO PISS OFF BELLEND SHITSKIN WALRUS SHIT SUCK MY COCK PISS OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX PAKI DANDELIONS BUGGER FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY CUM SPUNK FUCK CUM INBRED NIGGER ASS WHORE SHITTY DICK CHICKEN YID NIPPLES HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S ASS QUEEF CLEMEN FUCK OFF FUCKFACE DAMN ASSHAT BIGNOSE YUKY DOODY SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS CUNNILINGUS HADJI CRACKER FUCKTARD SHITBALLS ASSHAT SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK MARCH OF FLAMES HELL IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BIGNOSE SCUMBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITS CUNTRAG SHITE ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT O CANADA HELL SHITFACE NIGNOG BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH GOBSHITE TURD FUCK SCROTUM CRAPPY COCK JOHNNY TITWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER AY-AY-AY WANK RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD BASTARD SHITSLINGING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MILF RAPE DAMMIT FUCKTARD NIPPLES FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY NIGGER HELL ASS FUCKSTAIN SHOOP DA WHOOP FUCKBAG BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RANDY TRAVIS FUCKTARD BALLS DAMN TWAT CUNTRAG FUCKTARD FUDGEPACKER WIKIPEDIA THIS IS SPARTA! CROTCH MOCCASINS DAMN IT WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE FLYING FUCK HELLFUCKER DICKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE FELCHMONKEY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU FAGGOT FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE CUNT RADIO FREE LUNCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MARGARET THATCHER ANAL DIABETES FEMADOM DAGO NIPPLES FAG MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK WANK DAGO BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RICK MORANIS TWISTY VAGINA [expletive deleted] ASSHAT ASS FASCIST FUCK FUCKFACE FUCKING SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT NAZI GOD DAMN GO HOME AND DIE FLYING FUCK BITCH SHITHEAD RAPE HOSER FOOTBALL SCUMBAG POMMIE RECTUM RAIDER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SCROTUM CUNT FUCKSTAIN COON BIGNOSE PISS ARTIST ASSFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSHOLE CUNTRAG JACKASS LAKE TITICACA YOU WANKER PEEPEE MONKEY'S UNCLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALLS LAKE TITICACA PISSHOLE PISS OFF NIGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOBSHITE MONKEY BALLS CRAP SHITSLINGING CHOAD MAMA MIA FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN HELL GYPSY FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCKING DIPSHIT PISS CHAV SAMUEL L. JACKSON MONKEY BALLS FUCK CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TWAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICK IN A BOX CUNT CRAPPER SHITFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TURD HOSER SHITFUCKER SUCK MY COCK SHAKOPEE GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD PEEPEE YOU WANKER GREASER WANKER RAGHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH CHOAD ASSBANDIT CUNT FENCE JUMPER ARSE SUGARTITS FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES EUROIPODS GOATSE BUGGER WANK HITLER FUCK CRAP ON A STICK CRAPMUNCHER RAGHEAD CHIGGER COCKSHITTER TITTYWANK FUCKING A VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA DICK DUMBASS ASSWIPE DOUCHE NAZI WIENER FUCKBAG FUCKFACE SHITE WOP WANK DICKFACE DAMN RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER REBECCA BLACK SHITFACE JOHNNY CLEMEN SAND NIGGER BONER CAMEL FUCKER NAZI BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHE STEVE BALLMER PISS WIGGER SCUMBAG FUCKFACE SHITE ASS BULLCRAP FUCK TITMOUSE SEX SUCK MY COCK PISS ARTIST BITCH HELL BUKKAKE PRICK DYKE [expletive deleted] INBRED BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN ASSWIPE SEMEN JIZZ FASHION BUG CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOLY DUMB FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF WILLY WONKA FUCK PENIS HELL FAGGOT DICKHEAD FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT YUKY DOODY SHITE JAP SAGGY TITS YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT FELCHING PEEPEE TITS WANK FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACKASS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BEAVER DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FROG BONER suck my mothers NIPPLES PISS ARTIST BUTT-HOLE SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG WIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! SPIC JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS PUNANI TITS BANGKOK DONKEY PUNCHER ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA JOHNNY OH SHI– SHIT TITTIES SHAKOPEE NECROPHILIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE POOPOO SHIT NAZI SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNTSWILLING TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKHEAD NIGGER ABO DOUCHING ASSRAPING 666 TITWANK REDNECK DOUCHE NAZI CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WIGGER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH SHIT INCEST VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTBUCKET FUCK OFF JOHNNY ASSCRACK PUSSY DEVELOPERS! FUCK YOUR MOM DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD FALSE BENSON DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK CUNTRAG SHIT ASSCRACK TITMOUSE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK YOU GENITALIA CHIGGER FEMADOM DAMN IT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? INBRED NIGNOG NICARAGUA BRUSH MA TEETH NORTH KOREA DOG FUCKER PRICK COON GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER PECKERHEAD PICKANINNY COLGATE FUCKER ASSHOLE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ARSEBADGERS PENISFUCK FUCKING COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN FUCKER CUNTBUCKET BONG DAMN GYPSY FUCKING JUMP! BELLEND TITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHRISTHUMPER CUNT FRIG ASS FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD BOOBIES ASS TOSSER BUGFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING CUNTYMINTS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSHAT TITS MOCCASINS SHIT DUNE COON ARSE TAMPONS FROG'S FAT ASS SOD OFF suck my mothers CUM BALL SACK SHITE suck my mothers CRAP FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE DAMN IT FUCK SLOPE ANAL DIABETES CRAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WETBACK NIGGER DUMBASS PEDOPHILIA DEVELOPERS! FOUR-EYES CROTCH DAMN IT DAMN IT HADJI SHIT SHAKOPEE WOP CUNTING ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT MONGOLIANS BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DONGSHOVER CONDOMS DAGO TEDDY BEARS INBRED FAGGOT COCK FUCK ASSCRACK MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS GANGBANG FUCK BASTARD KIKE JACKASS FROG DUMBASS SHIT CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK DOUCHEBAG FUCKING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JAP PUSSY I DON'T HAVE AIDS SHAKOPEE CUNT WIENER TITTYWANK I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER MOLDY TITS FALSE BENSON TWAT GENITALIA DOG SHIT RAT'S COCK CUNTSWILLING WETBACK POWERSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE YOGHURT CANNON RAPE DONGSHOVER WANKSPLAT DOG SHIT DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER CUM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! VENEREAL DISEASE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BONG DAMN OLD CHRIST OF A PISS OFF MY ASS JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DILDO SHIT DAMN SEX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SCUMBAG LOGJAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS TOWELHEAD CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH POOPOO GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS TITS & DICKS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH DOM DeLUISE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCKSTAIN MALARKY GENITALIA TWAT ASSHOLE FUCKBAG JENKEM MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNNILINGUS PEARL NECKLACE BUKKAKE WIENER DYKE NECROPHILIA CUNTSWILLING FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING JUMP! WANK FUCKWIT ASSCRACK DONGSHOVER FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RAPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSWIPE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH BUTT-HOLE FIST FUCK WANK SACRAMENTO CUNT SHITTY GO HOME AND DIE SHITSLIDE FUCK ORGASM JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER FUCKING JACKASS I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS ARTIST BITCH DONGSHOVER LOGJAMMER BASTARD WANK BASTARD SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU RUSTY TROMBONE FUDGEPACKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE PISS UP MY ARSE GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN INBRED BUTT PIRATE JENKEM SCUMBUCKET HONKY FUCK FELCHMONKEY SHITTY JACKASS TITWANK SHITBALLS BASTARD FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! HAIL SATAN! JIGGABOO GOBSHITE KRAUT DOUCHEBAG BITCH AUTOFELLATIO SHIT FLYING FUCK WHITE POWER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU JAP YOU WANKER PISSHOLE FUCK YOU BUTT-HEAD FLYING FUCK DOUCHING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER VENEREAL DISEASE MOZILLA FIREFOX MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK BOOBS BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY I'LL RAPE YOU WANK DUNE COON NIPPLES DICK CHICKEN FUCK CUNTRAG TWO-INCH PENIS ASS NAZI I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER FASHION BUG FRIG FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN SHUT UP, MEG! GOD DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK POOPY BOB SAGET FUCK CHOAD KISSER ASSWIPE GRIS BOON POLESMOKER SHITSLINGING CUNT DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS GOBSHITE PRICK ASS FASCIST DIPSHIT GYPSY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUCK MY COCK MILF CUNT BALL SACK PEEPEE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH CUNT CUNT O CANADA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ARSE BALLS PEARL NECKLACE LOLCAT GRINGO SEX PEDOPHILIA MICK FUCKTARD WIENER SHITFACE FUCK YOU ARSE FUCKING A ASSRAPING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL pen0r INJUN DAMN ORGASM BULLSHIT JIZZ FENCE JUMPER CROTCH FIST FUCK MALARKY BULLSHIT MOLDY TITS DIPSHIT FEWMETS CAMEL FUCKER SHIT CUNT [Insert silly non-swear here] HO RUSKIE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASS GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU CUM ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF DOUCHE NAZI BIG FOOT HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON SEX GANGBANG DONKEY PUNCHER SHITCOCK PIECE OF SHIT NIGNOG ARSE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SHITE BITCH TAMPONS TITWANK SNUFF PORN PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS INBRED MASTURBATION CLEMEN DAMN IT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKSTAIN TONY LA RUSSA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SPUNK BUKKAKE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHENEY BONER AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT SHAKOPEE DAMN DILDO BALL SACK 666 FUCKFACE FUCK CUNTRAG DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK WANK NEOPETS DICK IN A BOX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FASHION BUG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WOODPECKERSHIT PIG FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITHEAD GREASER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKFACE CHIGGER JOHNNY SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK FUCK SHITE FUCKWIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP ASSFACE PASTURE CUNT CHICKEN SHIT suck my mothers SHITE CRAP DAMN MONKEY SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS COON DAGO SUGARTITS KIDDY FIDDLER JIZZ KIKE MARY WHITEHOUSE DOM DeLUISE FUCK OFF CUNT COCK SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE TAIWAN MARY WHITEHOUSE DYKE CLUSTERFUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHAT SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS CHINK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FASHION BUG SEMEN WANK FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER SHOOP DA WHOOP BUGGER ASSBANDIT SCUMBUCKET SHITBALLS HOMO ASSWIPE HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER FUCK SHITE GIVING HEAD JAP PISS ARTIST DAMN SHITFACE MICK JOHN ELWAY FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK WOP I WILL END YOU! GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER JERK OFF Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BALLS and with the BUNG-HOLE and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which CRAPMUNCHER while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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