Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JERRY'COCKSHITTER'ARSE'BUGFUCK'MONKEY SHIT'QUEEF'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder KIKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMNED TABERNACLE, sudden SOD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BATHING SUIT AREA or COCKSMOKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGGER OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KITTENS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JUNGLE BUNNY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BLOWJOB words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPOO television programs to address FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Tourette's syndrome.

FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's is [expletive deleted] not to be BAT FUCK INSANE confused with GOOK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves QUEEF random FOUR-EYES disorientation, culturally-GOATSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ANAL DIABETES language, BOLLOCKS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHING CARPET MUNCHER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTRAG souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities WIGGER of ANAL DIABETES DICKLICK garbage.

Darnit.

A BALL SACK Polite Note to the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's ASS Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to DONKEY DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have REDSKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSEBADGERS article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FAGGOT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers DICK swear. You can NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKBAG TV, for always focusing on the FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible FAGGOT thing.
• The main HI, BILLY MAYS HERE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DONKEY PUNCHER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RECTUM RAIDER knee SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUITCASE PENIS school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOB SAGET sufferers to become CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS commit ASSHAT suicide.
• There is no SEX cure, and the JERRY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKBAG tics often have adverse BOOBS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITSLINGING perodol" which caused my entire AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS body to go BUGFUCK numb and MALARKY basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUM it is without the I'LL RAPE YOU drug.

I am an active member of a FIRECROTCH tourette syndrome BOLLOCKS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRAPFUCKER the DOUCHEBAG public view of Tourettes as a "DUMBASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WARNER MUSIC GROUP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITMOUSE sorry for MICK "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MY ANUS IS BLEEDING this that really FUCKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a BEAVER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOT HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLEMEN, and making fun of a KIKE horrible disorder is (not) CRAPPY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HEIL HITLER! time.

Best CUNTING ASSCRACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. COON Regards to Andrew SCUMBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The SCUMBAG bastard who wrote this article. You can WETBACK punch him if you FUCKER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKFACE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my NIPPLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMNED TABERNACLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are OH SHI– and DOUCHE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FELLATIO BAND WITH 4 BUGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMNATION HORSE! DAMNED TABERNACLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMNED TABERNACLE'S HOUSE

How POMMIE to FUCKWIT cure pen0r the TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's HENTAI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TAFFY for WOP Tourette's DAGO Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is DICKFACE following RUSKIE these ASSCRACK rules PISS in CRAP order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature 666 little ANAL kids,
• 2: Count to LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD within JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST 10 NIPPLESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CC PLZ BUTTFUCKER TITWANK nor PISS talk,
• 4: Tell PUSSYLICKER yourself you JERK OFF don't NEGRO have RAT'S COCK this WIGGER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BLUE PENIS! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMNED TABERNACLE last straw ARSE!

I fucking put DICKHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE YOU WANKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN IT the TOP OF FUCKHEAD THIS HOLY DUMB FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! offensive. HELL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POTTYMOUTH people who try FUCK to battle FUCKFACE'PIGFUCKER that tight-ass CUNNILINGUS 17-year-GIVING HEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUM it now, but someone said BASTARD' BUTT PIRATE FREE ELECTIONS'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TITTYWANK is a laughing JUNGLE BUNNY matter. Plus there CUNNILINGUS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FELCHMONKEY Uncyclopedia, there are SEX articles BUTTFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ORGASM stuff. So ARSE that means MONKEY'S UNCLE stop getting mad at the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH first part too and JIGGABOO talking about the WANKER letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what TWAT letter? I don't even know what POMMIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNTING ASSCRACK hi self FLYING FUCK even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's QUEEF nothing more QUEEF from a head nod to a ARSE knee tick". SHITTY. Which I'll add FUCK YOU onto INBRED saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't AMERICA ONLINE suffer that NI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CODEINE IS A QUEER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BEANER be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWAT hilarious. If you AY-AY-AY Want facts, go on JIGGABOO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FRIG be offended, don't read HORSE SHIT the freaking SON OF A BITCH article anyway.

GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELL ASS ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! DOUCHING DOT HEAD ARSE RAT'S COCK

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CUNT ASS LICKER HONKY CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS SHIT NIPPLES DICKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FELCHING WANK GIVING HEAD NICARAGUA BUKKAKE BELLEND FUCKING A FUCKTARD TITWANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKER DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCK FUCK OFF DAMN KIKE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT SHITFUCKER NIPPLES DIPSHIT ASS FEMADOM WIGGER JACKASS SHIT SNUFF PORN DAMN IT SHITFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY CHIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK CUNT CRAPPER HORSE SHIT FUCKING FAG O CANADA FUCK CHINK DAMN HORSE PENIS DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG DAMN INBRED BEAVER WINDOWS VISTA TIMBER NIGGER FUCKER BIRD SHIT SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ARSE INBRED INBRED SHITSLINGING WIENER CUNT FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA DICK TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT STEVE BALLMER MARGARET THATCHER FROG TENTACLE RAPE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BUGGER PAKI REDNECK JERK OFF MALARKY WANK SMILES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DILDO ASSRAMMER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLEMEN DAMMIT INBRED CUNTBUCKET WANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCKHEAD SPIC GOD DAMN CUNT BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT ARSE SNUFF PORN DAGO WANKER D'OH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE GOD DAMN SHIT SHITSLIDE ASS FASCIST NIGGER DOG SHIT BUGGER JACKASS MONKEY SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA HELLFIRE CHOAD ASSWIPE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NORTH KOREA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DEVELOPERS! FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE ANUSCAKE NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PECKERHEAD FUCKTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN REDSKIN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POLACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S ASS BEANER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RUSKIE CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF REDSKIN DOUCHE NAZI WANKSPLAT CUNTRAG ASSRAPING COCK FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE BASKETBALL ASSHAT REBECCA BLACK ASSFACE HORSE SHIT MASTURBATION ASSFACE BEAVER MAMA MIA FUCK YOU DAMN MILF BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE CUM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE OH SHI– I WILL END YOU! BULLSHIT FUCK BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF WANK HELLFUCKER SUGARTITS GOD DAMN MILF PUSSYLICKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK POLAK YOUR MOM PENIS DARTH VADER SUCK MY DICK BULLCRAP FELCHMONKEY JACKASS SHIT PRICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! VAGINA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD WIGGER POTTYMOUTH MOCCASINS CUNT GOD DAMN ASSWIPE CHING CHONG CHINK HUMAN RIGHTS TURD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WINDOWS VISTA PISSHOLE SHIT COCKSHITTER GANGBANG ASS BULLSHIT EPIDIDYMIS FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER BUGGER COON FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHE FRIG DAMN IT ASS JIGGABOO RANDY TRAVIS MALARKY KRAUT ASS TAFFY PECKERHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS DUMBASS JAP ALF MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WETBACK TITS FUCKFACE GANGBANG PISS OFF FRIG CLUSTERFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CLEMEN DICKLICK RAT'S COCK HOSER NICARAGUA FUCK YOU REDNECK NIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BULLSHIT RAGHEAD WANK SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER PENIS TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN LAKE TITICACA FUCKTARD MONKEY BALLS WANK FUCK YOU GOOK CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CRAPPER RICK MORANIS COCKGOBLIN DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE DILDO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LICK PUSSY YOUR MOM PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS TACO CUNT WANK JACKASS ASSWIPE TIT SPRINKLES NIGGER SOD BUGGER BOOBS RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH JACKASS FUCKSTAIN PUSSY PISS WANKSPLAT TACO NIGGER NICARAGUA AY-AY-AY REDNECK NICARAGUA SAND NIGGER BELLEND BITCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER PUNANI SHITTY CROTCH ASS POWERSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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WILLY WONKA SHITHEAD TITS SPUNK CUNNILINGUS TOSSER PRICK WANK TAMPONS CRAPPY COCK SHITBALLS SUCK MY COCK CUM POWERSHIT JACK OFF SHITBALLS FAG FUCKER FUCKER SHIT SAND NIGGER ON CRACK DAMN CRAPPY AMERICA ONLINE BUTTFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POWERSHIT DILDO FRENCH TICKLER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PEARL NECKLACE NIPPLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLACK SHITFUCKER TRANNY DOUCHE CHOAD KISSER FUCKSTAIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MACACA SHITFUCKER DOUCHE FELCHING SHITHEAD DICKLICK SUCK MY DICK SOD OFF ABO RAT'S ASS PRICK BOOBS SHITSKIN DONALD RUMSFELD SOD OFF FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK HOMO GOOK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD ARSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN FUCKER YUKY DOODY LIMEY ASS FUCKBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS WEHATEMARIO ASSWIPE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CANDY FUCKER CHOAD JACKASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TAMPONS WANKER CHICKEN SHIT DEVELOPERS! SOD OFF MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS ARTIST ASS BITCH ASSRAPING PEDOPHILIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! 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PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PISS ARTIST JESSE McCARTNEY BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SHIT QUEEF HADJI DYKE BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK CUM FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] INJUN JACKASS ASSWIPE PISS SHITFUCKER PENISFUCK SON OF A BITCH LGBT RIGHTS TESTICLE CHOKE MOZILLA FIREFOX JENKEM CAMEL FUCKER COCKGOBLIN JACK OFF YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS RECTUM RAIDER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSLINGING DOUCHE NAZI FUCKBAG HO NAZI WANK SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER MOSES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITWANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSWIPE HELL BOLLOCKS JOHNNY TOSSER SHITTY PENIS FUCKWIT SON OF A BITCH CHOAD MASTURBATION MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS CUNTYMINTS TOWELHEAD SHITSLINGING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP KRAUT DICK CHICKEN TWAT SCUMBAG BUKKAKE SOD OFF FAG PRICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JACK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUKKAKE FRITZ DILDO HELL RAGHEAD GOD DAMN DOODIE HEAD LENS CRAFTERS SHITSLINGING CLEMEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNTYMINTS WOP FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER BUTT-HOLE DUNE COON DAMN IT GOBSHITE SHITPISSER BLISTERING BARNACLES TAMPONS NIGNOG ANAL RUSKIE CUNT JERK OFF NAZI PENIS LET'S SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN WANK ARSE WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT SLOPE RAT'S COCK GOATSE BORDER HOPPER CRAP WOP FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOODIE HEAD FUCK YOU I LIKE SCHOOL CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK BOON BITCH CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITPISSER FOUR-EYES VAGINA NIGGER TITS JUNGLE BUNNY TITS & DICKS BOOBIES BOOBS FUCKSTAIN VAGINA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUGGER HORSE PENIS NEOPETS SHITCOCK pen0r PISS ARTIST DAGO DOUCHE TACO FUCK CHAV YID [expletive deleted] CHRISTHUMPER BORDER HOPPER CUM INBRED WANKSPLAT GOD BLESS AMERICA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SLOPE and with the GOD DAMN and his DICK of girraffes in which MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS while reading about REDSKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAPE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WIKIPEDIA