Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PUSSY neurochemical FUCK disorder MALARKY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST, sudden DELICIOUS CAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FAG or DARTH VADER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SONNY BILL WILLIAMS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOCCASINS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WHORE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN IT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! REDSKIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially POMMIE objectionable words).
RAT'S COCK Tourette's is PEDOPHILIA not to be MOTHERFUCKER confused with OLD CHRIST OF A Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAMEL JOCKEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JOHN ELWAY random FLAMING ASS BADGER disorientation, culturally-CHAV-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JOHN ELWAY GRAPE PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive DIPSHIT quantities CLIT of ANAL DIABETES CARPET MUNCHER garbage.
Darnit.
A NAZI Polite Note to the VENEREAL DISEASE Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUDGEPACKER article PISS UP MY ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CRACKER Tourrette's sufferers SEMEN swear. You can SHITHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ART METAL PRODUCTS TV, for always focusing on the BATHING SUIT AREA bad side of a terrible ASS FASCIST thing.
- The main I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOOBIES knee KAFFIR NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is URINE-GARGLING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOMO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOG FUCKER school for TITMOUSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become CAPTAIN CRUNCH manically depressed and PENIS ON A BUN commit SHITTY suicide.
- There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the ASSCRACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse COCKSMOKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPUNK perodol" which caused my entire I'LL RAPE YOU body to go MOCKIE numb and PUNANI basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the EMO drug.
I am an active member of a GOD DAMMIT tourette syndrome ASS FASCIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is INBRED much much (hand spasms) more...
I am MARGARET THATCHER sorry for PORCUPINE'S BALLS "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PORCUPINE'S BALLS this that really AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONKEY DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and making fun of a NECROPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) TITTIES funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKER time.
Best CC PLZ regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “NINTENDOGS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply
As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries KOREA LOVER leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.
Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen
P.S. ASS Regards to Andrew FUCKFUCKFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply
As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BLUE PENIS! intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CUNT and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHORE BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BEAVER HORSE! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST'S HOUSE
How CUNTING ASSCRACK to ASSCRACK cure FUCK YOU the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! for RAT'S ASS Tourette's CUNNILINGUS Syndrome SHIT is CHING CHONG CHINK following JIZZ these SOD OFF rules BLISTERING BARNACLES in GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS order:
- 1: Avoid JACKASS immature VENEREAL DISEASE little BLESSED DAMN SAINT kids,
- 2: Count to GOATSE within COCK 10 BALLSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHEBAG TITMOUSE nor GENITALIA talk,
- 4: Tell VAGINA yourself you VENEREAL DISEASE don't TOSSER have PIECE OF SHIT this YOU disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SPUNK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST last straw JUNGLE BUNNY!
I fucking put BEAVER' my comment at the TOP OF THE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TURD the TOP OF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS THIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOT HEAD offensive. FLAMING ASS BADGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FOUR-EYES people who try SEMEN to battle CHRIST OF TABERNACLE'NICARAGUA that tight-ass LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD 17-year-FRITZ—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITHEAD it now, but someone said ASSRAPING' HELL SOD OFF'SUGARTITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing YOU SUCK BALLS matter. Plus there BALLS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles RUSTY TROMBONE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BALL SACK stuff. So CRAP ON A STICK that means MAMA MIA stop getting mad at the AMERICA ONLINE first part too and YOU WANKER talking about the SHITTY letter that it's BULLSHIT mocking (what BOOBS letter? I don't even know what GANGBANG the heck you're talking about). Adrian JIGGABOO hi self GOD DAMN even made a really BALL SACK good point. "It's REDSKIN nothing more GO HOME AND DIE from a head nod to a JERRY knee tick". GRINGO. Which I'll add ANUSCAKE onto AUTOFELLATIO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BALLS suffer that TWO-INCH PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL be, because if I were a TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE hilarious. If you NIGGER Want facts, go on INBRED Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PUNANI be offended, don't read RAPE the freaking SPANK THE MONKEY article anyway.
DAGO JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCK POTTYMOUTH DICK TITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE TITS
FELCHING GOATSE JERK OFF FUCK FUCKER FUCKHEAD JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKSTAIN JIGGABOO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANKSPLAT DICKHEAD BRITNEY BRITNEY I'LL RAPE YOU YOUR MOM TWO-INCH PENIS CUNTBUCKET WALRUS SHIT WETBACK COCKSMOKER INBRED REDNECK DICK IN A BOX D'OH BENCH PRESS KRAUT SHITFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO JENKEM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DUMBASS CUNT CRAPPER I'LL RAPE YOU KAFFIR COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD DICKFACE DUMBASS JAP BELLEND SPUNK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOU WANKER THERE IS A CABAL SHIT SOD OFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLIT D'OH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG LAKE TITICACA RICK MORANIS CHOAD GIVING HEAD BORDER HOPPER SOD OFF FUCKWIT AMERICA ONLINE YUKY DOODY GOD DAMMIT FUCKING ANUSCAKE JOHNNY ASS JAP ASSRAPING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DOG SHIT FROG GANGBANG COCK DAMN ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BENCH PRESS MASTURBATION I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PIKACHU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WANK TITS TOTAL DOODIE HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS [EXPLETIVE] PEDOPHILIA GOOK INBRED SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NORTH KOREA CHRISTHUMPER WIKIPEDIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PRICK SEX FELCHMONKEY FUCKTARD FUCKTARD FUCK FUCK NUGGET FUCKSTAIN TITTIES RAT'S COCK PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER DILDO VAGINA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PUNANI FUCKSTAIN 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FLAMING ASS BADGER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT GYPSY BOOBIES FROG FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK ORGASM FUCKTARD FUCKER INBRED SHITTY SPIC EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK FUCKING JUMP! BASTARD BIGNOSE BUGGER GRINGO SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLSHIT TOSSER ASSHAT FUCK CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST ORGASM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING BASEBALL BEAVER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKFACE SPUNK HELL BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT CHINK PUSSY KNOBJOCKEY HELL SPANK THE MONKEY DOT HEAD HATE HATE HAT DAMN BLOWJOB LET'S SHIT BITCH PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS SHIT SHITE DAMN TWAT ASSFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD HOMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE GOBSHITE ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HAIL SATAN! PISSHOLE TUBA SUGARTITS EXTRA LONG PENIS BIGNOSE HEIL HITLER! BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK FEWMETS MALARKY CAMEL JOCKEY PISSHOLE ASS SHITTY PENIS MASTURBATION PENISPENISPENIS!!! SPIC MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU NI ASSFACE FUCK SNUFF PORN BEAVER CLEMEN JACKASS TOURETTE'S IS FUN SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING ASSBANDIT GOD DAMMIT DAMN SON OF A BITCH SHITCUNTING SUCK MY COCK POMMIE PIECE OF SHIT CHUCK NORRIS CUNNILINGUS BOLLOCKS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER CLIT CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER JIGGABOO ARSEBADGERS FUCKING BANGKOK BUKKAKE TWISTY VAGINA FUCKTARD PENISPENISPENIS!!! [EXPLETIVE] PUSSY INBRED NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CHIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY COCK I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHE DAGO YOU WANKER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! SPIC SEMPRINI BUGGER OFF EPIDIDYMIS CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RUSKIE YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS AY-AY-AY FUCKWIT DAMN IT FUCK DAMMIT TWAT HONKY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BIRD SHIT SEX PUSSY ORGASM D'OH CUNT PIG CUNT BULLSHIT BASTARD TITS MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION WANKER ORGASM SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN SAGGY TITS JACKASS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKWIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JERK OFF BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS HITLER DAMMIT DAGO LIMEY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT SLOPE ASS HOMO BUTTFUCKER FRIG WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT BASTARD SEMEN DICKFACE ASSCRACK GANGBANG COCK WIKIPEDIA PRICK BONG SOD CUNT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN EMO SHIT LAKE TITICACA WANK ALEX TREBEK SCUMBAG WANK FALSE BENSON CHICKEN SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK SLOPE SHITE SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS SPIC WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD SHITE EPIDIDYMIS PISS CUNT BASTARD FUCK NIGGER SHITHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NEOPETS QUEEF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MALARKY RAT'S COCK POLESMOKER TITS DYKE WANK SHITPISSER JESSE McCARTNEY suck my mothers CUNTYMINTS TOSSER ASS LICKER CHIGGER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! TOTAL BUKKAKE DAMNED TABERNACLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITTY GOOK SHITFACE HELLFIRE JACK OFF SCUMBAG PRICK CHENEY BUGGER OFF SHITFUCKER CHIGGER ASSCRACK CHIGGER WANK DOUCHE PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS CHICKEN SHIT BONER CHICKEN SHIT ASS LAKE TITICACA WANKSPLAT SCUMBAG POLESMOKER PUNANI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKHEAD WOP DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER PRICK RAT'S COCK FELLATIO SHIT SHITCOCK BUGFUCK FAGGOT SHITCOCK FUCKFUCKFUCK COCKSMOKER FAGGOT TWAT TITTIES SHITHEAD TAFFY ART METAL PRODUCTS GIVING HEAD WOP HELLFIRE JACKASS DOUCHE FUCKHEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! RAPE ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD FUCK YOU DICK TENTACLE RAPE PENIS ON A STICK GRINGO BUNG-HOLE CLEMEN ASS BALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY'S UNCLE COCKSHITTER TITS & DICKS WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS JOHN SMILEY FACE BLUE PENIS! BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY REBECCA BLACK PUSSYLICKER BELLEND INBRED DICK HELL COCK INBRED BASTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DYKE EXTRA LONG PENIS FAG FUCKBAG FASHION BUG SHITFACE GO HOME AND DIE POLACK DICKFACE CC PLZ WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO SAGGY TITS TUBA FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST KAFFIR WANKER FUCKSTAIN SACRAMENTO PISS ARTIST PENISFUCK FEWMETS SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ KIKE ASSWIPE MILF DICKHEAD COCKSTUFFER FUCK CUNTSWILLING HELLFIRE INBRED DILDO FUCK OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS JESSE McCARTNEY HELL RUSTY TROMBONE SHAKOPEE SHIT FUCKFACE TOSSER FUCKTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN PUSSY SON OF A BITCH COLGATE TRANNY CLIT O CANADA CUNT FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER FIST FUCK DICKHEAD FAG SHIT DICKWAD CUNT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOUCHING MOCCASINS BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY TAFFY FLUFFY CLOUD CARPET MUNCHER NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITTY SCUMBAG TITTIES GOD DAMN SCUMBAG NIGGER TITS CHINK CUNT FUCKING JUMP! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER BENCH PRESS PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS ARTIST COCK JAP ANUSCAKE BUTTFUCKER GENITALIA NIGNOG VAGINA FUCK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS TOTAL FUCK HEIL HITLER! HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD MACACA BULLSHIT ASSBANDIT BEAVER SHITSKIN JACKASS SHIT WIKIPEDIA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING A DIPSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSLINGING DAGO SIGMUND FREUD COLGATE NIGGER NIHILISM BOOBIES BITCH NIPPLES SHIT PUSSY MALARKY KIKE SHITBALLS JACKASS SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING COCKSHITTER BASTARD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKING A HENTAI SHITBALLS CLEMEN CUM ASSFACE FAG FUCKHEAD BUNG-HOLE SHITE COON CROTCH TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTRAG DAMN CHRISTHUMPER BALL SACK MONKEY SHIT TWAT ASS LICKER THONG TASTER SEX FUCK GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK SHITCUNTING ASS ARSEBADGERS BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS EPIDIDYMIS FUCKWIT KOREA LOVER BASTARD PORCH MONKEY DAMMIT SCUMBAG 666 CUNTING ASSCRACK SUGARTITS ASSWIPE DICKFACE FUCK CLIT FLYING FUCK UIGURS JIZZ FUCK YOU LOGJAMMER PISS ARTIST WANK RAT'S COCK EMO FUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER SHITE SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COON SHITE BUTT PIRATE SHIT BITCH POOPOO CLIT JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT HORSE SHIT HOMO NIPPLES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COCKSTUFFER FUCKTARD ASSRAMMER ASSRAMMER TITMOUSE BONER DICKFACE DUNE COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCKFACE FELLATIO PEARL NECKLACE JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKBAG CRAP HELL GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FIST FUCK TITTYWANK TAMPONS BEANER GYPSY CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JAP LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG DOUCHING JACK ABRAMOFF SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKFACE POMMIE FAGGOT TURD ASS ASS PISSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! FUCKWIT DAMN IT CROTCH COCK WANK CHICKEN SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY TWAT JOHNNY DICKFACE WANKER DIPSHIT FUCKTARD BATMAN & ROBIN SHIT FLYING FUCK SOD OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKTARD AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CUNTYMINTS NEOPETS NIGGER TITS FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! BALLS DAMN IT NAZI HONKY AY-AY-AY DONKEY DICK PRICK DOUCHETITS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY CHIGGER SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE DONALD RUMSFELD DICKWAD BALLS ASSHAT SHITE HENTAI JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT PENIS BULLSHIT JIGGABOO FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK NECROPHILIA SLOPE RICK MORANIS RAT'S COCK SHITFACE SUITCASE PENIS HEIL HITLER! FUCK DICKHEAD ASS RAT'S COCK BELLEND SHIT RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER CRAPFUCKER PENIS CUNT CRAPPER BELLEND [expletive deleted] BORDER HOPPER NIGGER FUCKBAG DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF YOU WANKER ARSE ARSE HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER PEDOPHILIA SOD JERK OFF FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ BLUE PENIS! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFUCKER DOUCHING LET'S SHIT SHITCOCK DAMMIT FUCKWIT RHODESIA JERRY RAT'S ASS NIGGER JERRY FLAMEVIPER CUNTRAG HELLFUCKER DUNE COON PISS CHICKEN SHIT DAMN FAGGOT JACKASS ARSE DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN BUGGER RAT'S ASS CROTCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH ASSCRACK DOUCHE SHITFUCKER RAPE MOCCASINS DAGO PEARL NECKLACE BELGIUM DONGSHOVER ANUSCAKE BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY COCK MOCKIE DICKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT 666 BIRD SHIT DICKFACE BITCH BORDER HOPPER ASSFACE JUNGLE BUNNY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITS & DICKS WANKSPLAT FELLATIO MACACA suck my mothers GANGBANG TITWANK BITCH SHITTY FUCK CUNTBUCKET ABO DUMBASS BLESSED DAMN SAINT CROTCH TEDDY BEARS FAGGOT JACKASS SHIT NEOPETS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITSKIN SHITPISSER JACKASS CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PRICK ABO [expletive deleted] BOLLOCKS SHITFACE WANK FUCK YOU FUCKING A BUGFUCK COCK FRIG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK MY DICK BITCH ASSCRACK FUCKING HADJI DAMN WANK MOCCASINS PUSSY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITSKIN FUCK YOU I RAPE WALRUSES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CROTCH SHITSKIN FUCKFACE DOUCHING pen0r SHITCOCK DUMBASS TITS CHUFF DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP BASTARD MOCKIE REDNECK I WILL KILL YOU! HOMO BUTTFUCKER BASKETBALL HOOP CUNTRAG FUCKWIT JIGGABOO JACKASS YOU WANKER DELICIOUS CAKE JUNGLE BUNNY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MONASTERIES CRAP BITCH HELL CUM ANUSCAKE FELCHING OSTRICH MY ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK JUSTIN BIEBER NIGGER TRANNY ASS LICKER FAGGOT EXTRA LONG PENIS KAFFIR CUNT HELL COON CUM JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITCOCK TITTIES TAMPONS SUITCASE PENIS TITTIES SON OF A BITCH PUSSY KRAUT COCKSUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHUT UP, MEG! POLESMOKER TITTYWANK SPUNK SHITHEAD [Insert swear here] MOCCASINS [expletive deleted] CUNT PISS FRAK VAGINA BLISTERING BARNACLES SCROTUM NIPPLES PISS ARTIST ASS SHITFACE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! BULLSHIT CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ARSE NAZI MOCKIE BOOBS FIRECROTCH VAGINA BRITNEY ASSHOLE SHITE CC PLZ BONER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE DOUCHING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUCK MY COCK BONER JERK OFF GOOK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RAPE BIRD SHIT DICK IN A BOX ASS GRINGO FUCK OFF DAMN HEIL HITLER! NIPPLES KAFFIR FELCHING DOUCHING GOBSHITE YUKY DOODY FUCK YOU Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNNILINGUS RAT'S COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOT HEAD LET'S SHIT COCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUMBASS ANAL DIABETES PENISFUCK HEIL HITLER! DAMMIT TOWELHEAD BASTARD WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKING ASSHAT I RAPE WALRUSES! JACK ABRAMOFF SUCK MY COCK TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD BUGGER BOOBIES NEGRO RUSKIE YUKY DOODY DICKLICK GARBAGE DAY! BUTT PIRATE BLESSED DAMN SAINT INCEST DAMNATION TWAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK YOU suck my mothers ABO ASSFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! JERRY SHITFACE JOHNNY CLEMEN RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING SHUT UP, MEG! PRICK BASTARD COCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MARGARET THATCHER FUCK WIGGER BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PORCH MONKEY SHITTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROG ARSE CUM HELL LAKE TITICACA SHOOP DA WHOOP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HOT GRITS OH SHI– FUCK YOU SHITTY BENSON SUCKS RAPE JERRY BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF [Insert silly non-swear here] EPIDIDYMIS CUM FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF HOMO PORCH MONKEY CUNT FRIG CUNT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive NIPPLES and with the JAP and his BULLSHIT of girraffes in which BENSON SUCKS while reading about RUSTY TROMBONE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BOOBS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PENIS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is ROSES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its KEEP subject. If you do not find it funny BITCH, it is probably because you are an INBRED SON OF A BITCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. AUTOFELLATIO If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a RAT'S ASS joke loses its humour PENIS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JACK OFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have JACKASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SON OF A BITCH DAMMIT SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EAT MY SHIT!!!!!!I <3 COCK |

