Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK'FELLATIO'SHITCOCK'FUCKHEAD'BOOBS'DAMMIT'FELCHMONKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GRUE RAPE look at the FELLATIO talk page of this ASSCRACK article for notes or discussion before SOD OFF editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIGFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOOBIES, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or DUMBASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YID in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTT PIRATE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BLUMPKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DUNE COON [EXPLETIVE] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING A utterFUCKance of socially JERK OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKFACE television programs to address CUM Tourette's syndrome.

MILF Tourette's is EMO not to be RANDY TRAVIS confused with CHAV Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEX chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BONER random KIKE disorientation, culturally-suck my mothers-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TRANNY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITTY language, GENITALIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSKIN CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive MICK quantities SHITBALLS of ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A JUNGLE BUNNY Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The WHORE Tourette's BLOWJOB Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article BUGFUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHAV I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BIRD SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FIST FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NAZI Tourrette's sufferers CHOAD swear. You can FROG'S FAT ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHOAD TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
• The main BUTTFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIPSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIPPLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [expletive deleted] knee DICKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHINK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HITLER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUDGEPACKER sufferers to become DICKFACE manically depressed and COCK commit SUCK A BIG DICK suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the BLISTERING BARNACLES drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKHEAD tics often have adverse MONKEY SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YID perodol" which caused my entire P'KANG body to go YOU SUCK BALLS

numb and FUCKWIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSWIPE it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a WANKER tourette syndrome FELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HELL the GOBSHITE public view of Tourettes as a "FRIG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON sorry for TWO-INCH PENIS "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT PIRATE this that really SHUT UP, MEG! annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TESTICLE CHOKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LIMEY, and making fun of a SOD OFF horrible disorder is (not) KRAUT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRACKER time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NEOPETS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. TAMPONS Regards to Andrew CUNTING ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The GOD DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COCKGOBLIN saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my JOHN SMILEY FACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BOOBIES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIPPLES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHUT UP, MEG! BAND WITH 4 POLAK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WIGGER HORSE! BOOBIES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BOOBIES'S HOUSE

How SHITHEAD to BITCH cure ASSWIPE the GOD DAMN Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POOPY for PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome FUCKFACE is DRAMA following JIZZ these WHORE rules COCK in WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? order:

• 1: Avoid SON OF A BITCH immature FAG little HYPERINFLATION kids,
• 2: Count to CUNNILINGUS within BOOBS 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN IT FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER nor ASS talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you ASS don't RAT'S ASS have BEAVER this FUCKFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FAG WITH NASTY DILDO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BOOBIES last straw SHITFACE!

I fucking put BOOBS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SUCK MY DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMMIT the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS FUCKING JUMP! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SEX offensive. SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JIGGABOO people who try BITCH to battle SHIT'PIECE OF SHIT that tight-ass MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE 17-year-BIGNOSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BULLSHIT it now, but someone said CHOAD' ASSWIPE ASS'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HITLER is a laughing COCKSHITTER matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PUNANI Uncyclopedia, there are MACACA articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching VENEREAL DISEASE stuff. So PISS that means ASSHAT stop getting mad at the NORTH KOREA first part too and MONKEY SHIT talking about the QUEEF letter that it's FRAK mocking (what QUEEF letter? I don't even know what I WILL END YOU! the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITS & DICKS hi self CONAN O'BRIAN even made a really MY ANUS IS BLEEDING good point. "It's NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES nothing more BITCH from a head nod to a DOUCHEBAG knee tick". HELLFUCKER. Which I'll add JERRY onto COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHOLE suffer that INJUN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING FUCKFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA be, because if I were a TITS & DICKS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BAD MOTHERFUCKER be offended, don't read JOHN SMILEY FACE the freaking MASTURBATION article anyway.

VENEREAL DISEASE BOON SNUFF PORN PISS UP MY ARSE BLUMPKIN ASS JACK OFF BASTARD FUCKER HELL

BIGNOSE SAGGY TITS ABO FUCKSTAIN P'KANG TAFFY ASSHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT LAPPER STEVE BALLMER CARPET MUNCHER IN SACREMENT TURD COCK ASSFACE CANNED QUOTE POOPY DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER SCROTUM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S ASS HELL SPUNK FELCHING CUNT FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS KRAUT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOU WANKER PISS PICKANINNY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD MILF DAMN IT SPANK THE MONKEY CHRIS CHAN PRICK ASSRAPING TWISTY VAGINA CHALICE BALLS HELL SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER LOLCAT GIVING HEAD GANGBANG DUMBASS TALK PAGES DICK IN A BOX OLD CHRIST OF A ARSEBADGERS DICKLICK NIGNOG AUTOFELLATIO PISS BIRD IN THE HOUSE GYPSY CHOLERA IS FUN! DAMN NAZI BRITNEY PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES KNOBJOCKEY FELCHING FEWMETS PIECE OF SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO CANNED QUOTE HAIL SATAN! DICK IN A BOX CUNT ASSHOLE DIPSHIT YOU WANKER SUCK MY COCK TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN SHITSLINGING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I'LL RAPE YOU COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLSHIT TOTAL CRACKER FELCHING SHITTY FUCKER POMMIE [expletive deleted] FUCK JERK OFF CLEMEN NEGRO DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS REBECCA BLACK FELLATIO GARBAGE DAY! CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKSTAIN WHORE MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER JACK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LET'S SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES CLEMEN TURD ORGASM THONG TASTER SLOPE D'OH JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER JERRY FUCK YOU TWAT FRIG FUCKING FUCK OFF WANKER ABO SUCK MY COCK CAMEL JOCKEY EPIDIDYMIS FUCK BIG FOOT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK BELLEND RAPE ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT HITLER POLAK FUCKER ASS FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITCOCK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE SHIT FUCKING A ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO BOOBS FUCK OFF NICARAGUA JIZZ JACK OFF ASSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITHEAD I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT TWAT MOCCASINS TESTICLE CHOKE MOCKIE YOU WANKER POTTYMOUTH QUEEF ARSE SPUNK HELL BUKKAKE BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH KIKE SEX CUM WALRUS SHIT TITS BENCH PRESS SPANK THE MONKEY CLEMEN JERK OFF FIRECROTCH RAGHEAD POWERSHIT FUCK OFF DICKWAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BELLEND SHITBALLS ASSCRACK DICKHEAD TAMPONS ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAP ON A STICK SUCK A BIG DICK YOU WANKER YOU WANKER GOD DAMN BEAVER DICKFACE FLYING FUCK REDNECK FUCKSTAIN VAGINA BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS BOON SCUMBAG QUEEF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN BALL SACK BITCH D'OH DICK FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS ARTIST GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSHAT DONKEY DICK BUGFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITE WIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TWAT CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CHRISTHUMPER WOP FUCKING A TITS NI ASSRAPING DIPSHIT NIPPLES BALL SACK BULLSHIT FUCKFACE TWISTY VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAGO ORGASM TWAT FAGGOT DICKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY PORCH MONKEY DAMN JAP PISS OFF NIGGER FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE POLAK TITS AY-AY-AY SHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PUSSY FUCKING BASEBALL JIZZ I WILL END YOU! NAZI HO NAZI PUSSY INBRED ORGASM TURD GOD DAMMIT BITCH FUCK A DUCK DOG SHIT ASSCRACK RAGHEAD FUCKING A DIPSHIT HELL BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD DICKFACE QUEEF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITTIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS OFF AY-AY-AY CRAPMUNCHER DAMN BUTT-HOLE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN BAT FUCK INSANE GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT CUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JERRY SHITSLINGING FUCKER GOBSHITE BEANER FROG'S FAT ASS PEDOPHILIA CUNT HELL YUKY DOODY I AM CORNHOLIO! CHOAD KISSER MICK JACKASS VAGINA SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT PIRATE COMMUNIST DILDO BLUMPKIN SPICY CUNT FUCK TAMPONS I WILL END YOU! FUCK OFF FUCK YOU FELCHING CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF DAMN HELL AMERICA ONLINE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ARSE BUGFUCK GRIS SHITTY SCUMBUCKET DOUCHE NAZI FRAK BALL SACK DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ARTIST ASS ANUSCAKE SPANK THE MONKEY SEX ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK YOUR MOM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY MICK DOG FUCKER BLUMPKIN BELLEND BUKKAKE BUGFUCK FUCKING CLIT TRANNY ARSE TITWANK TRANNY DICK CHICKEN ASSWIPE CUM GIVING HEAD VAGINA SHITE INJUN GOD DAMMIT WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD GOATSE PISS FUCKING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING suck my mothers SHITE WIENER TRANNY JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT SUITCASE PENIS SHITFACE GOD DAMN CHOAD DOG SHIT SEX PIGFUCKER MACACA CLEMEN NIGGER JACK OFF JAP RECTUM RAIDER PIGFUCKER TITS & DICKS GOATSE GOD DAMN EMO SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SMEG CHOAD CUNNILINGUS WIENER ASSFACE FUCKTARD CRAPMUNCHER BELGIUM CUNTRAG JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT DOT HEAD NORTH KOREA COCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOD DAMMIT PIG BRITNEY SOD OFF RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA HELL SCUMBAG PISS OFF FUCKHEAD DAMN SEX PUSSY GOOK FALSE BENSON SON OF A BITCH GOATSE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK DAMN INCEST I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD JACK OFF ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE DYKE DOUCHEBAG DICK IN A BOX PUSSYLICKER ASSRAMMER GANGBANG BEAVER FUCK ASSWIPE PIGFUCKER WANKER NEGRO PUSSY POLACK ASSCRACK HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISSHOLE HOT GRITS CRAPMUNCHER FLYING FUCK BASTARD FUCK OFF pen0r PEARL NECKLACE pen0r ARSE SHIT GANGBANG SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS D'OH ASSHOLE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PENIS POMMIE DAMN PUSSY CTHULHU FHTAGN JUSTIN BIEBER KAFFIR IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MASTURBATION SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT REDSKIN TOWELHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT MALARKY BITCH SHITBALLS CUNNILINGUS CUNTBUCKET COCKSMOKER SHITE SNUFF PORN HORSE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN SHITTY YOU WANKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT DIPSHIT FUCKER FUCKFACE SHIT DOG SHIT JOY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHE BEANER ARSE SHITBALLS WANK CUM MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS BITCH PROTESTS JACK OFF SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD FROG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SLOPE FUCK YOU SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY JOHN SMILEY FACE CRACKER MACACA WANK RANDY TRAVIS CUNTBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN GIVING HEAD TURD BASTARD CUNT ASSCRACK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOUCHE NAZI DAGO FUCK ASSCRACK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JIGGABOO ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK WANKER POLESMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FOREIGN CURRENCY JIGGABOO DAMMIT DAMN CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER JOHNNY NAZI GANGBANG CONAN O'BRIAN SOD OFF BOOBS EARS OF CHRIST SCUMBAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOMO DOODIE HEAD DAMN BULLSHIT DICKFACE SCUMBAG WANK SHITCOCK MARGARET THATCHER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HENTAI COLGATE SHITFUCKER FELLATIO CHOAD BONG SHIT NIPPLES BONER JOHNNY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD PISSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER WHORE FUCK pen0r BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE ASS URINE-GARGLING DICKHEAD ASSRAPING FOUR-EYES RAINBOWS FUCK PEDOPHILIA MAMA MIA BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER CHOAD WANKER DICKFACE POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] DONGSHOVER SLOPE DRAMA FUCK WANK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BOOBS GOD BLESS AMERICA CONDOMS BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK JACKASS HELLFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE FUCKING A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GO HOME AND DIE JACKASS SHITBALLS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NECROPHILIA DYKE MICK BUGFUCK SEMEN SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAP RUSKIE BELGIUM FUCKHEAD DAMN SOD DOUCHING JENKEM YOU WANKER FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH RAPE SUITCASE PENIS ASSWIPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PRICK SEX BASTARD REDSKIN SUGARTITS ASS LICKER CUNT CRAPPER MONKEY BALLS ASSCRACK INCEST SHITTY NAZI SHITE BOOBIES DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK AUTOFELLATIO HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELL BITCH WANK SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER JOHNNY I'LL RAPE YOU TOWELHEAD POLAK WINDOWS VISTA DAMN HELL CHAV SHITE RECTUM RAIDER CUNTSWILLING DAMN FUCK SHITCUNTING INJUN DICKFACE BUDDHIST MONK FUCKTARD SHITTY FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TWAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER POMMIE DAMN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE FIST FUCK DUNE COON ARSEBADGERS PEEPEE YID WANKER KRAUT DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT PUNANI FRIG GARBAGE DAY! I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE DYKE CLUSTERFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT EPIDIDYMIS TWAT FAGGOT BELLEND ASS PISS OFF SHITSLINGING NORTH KOREA SCUMBAG [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ALF MONKEY SHIT JIZZ FELCHMONKEY BASTARD SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD DAMMIT FUCKING DICKHEAD [expletive deleted] SPUNK WANK DEMOCRACY SOD [EXPLETIVE] INBRED SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF NEGRO DAMN IT NIGGER TITS FLAMEVIPER AUTOFELLATIO THONG TASTER CUNT YOU HADJI BUKKAKE FUCK [EXPLETIVE] PISS ARTIST CONDOMS PIGFUCKER TITTYWANK HADJI SCUMBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI JAP CUNNILINGUS CHIGGER JERRY YOU WANKER SHITCOCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHIGGER SHITFACE RAPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PENIS SHITBALLS COON BELGIUM DAMN SHITTY BULLSHIT FUCKER BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS TITS & DICKS PORCH MONKEY STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN FLUFFY CLOUD NIPPLES DAMN PEEPEE VAGINA SNUFF PORN FUCKSTAIN JACKASS CUNT LENS CRAFTERS DICK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSHITTER BUTTFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS ASSFACE GENITALIA MOCKIE BULLSHIT FUCKFACE NIGGER SPIC BITCH DOG SHIT SHITTY FELLATIO DUMBASS TENTACLE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MONKEY SHIT SHITSKIN HEIL HITLER! TITS SHITCUNTING SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRENCH TICKLER SHITCUNTING SHITFACE SPIC LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK FAGGOT CLEMEN BELGIUM ASS TAFFY WETBACK PEEPEE INBRED PASTURE ASSBANDIT BIGNOSE FRITZ I WILL END YOU! PISS OFF CRACKER CHUFF NAZI BOON FELCHING TITMOUSE VANITY PAGES ROCK JENKEM SHIT CHINK NIGGER RUSKIE ASSFACE FUCKHEAD DICK CHICKEN FUCKTARD TITMOUSE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BEANER FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST FUCK NAZI KIKE CLEMEN ANAL DIABETES HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS NIPPLES POOPOO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKWAD ASSRAMMER FUCK OFF FUCKING A CHICKEN SHIT WHORE CUNTYMINTS SHITFUCKER HELL CHOAD JACK OFF ASSHOLE FUCKFACE SHITE JENKEM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PIG CLEMEN ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS FUCK NIGGER DIPSHIT MOCCASINS MOLDY TITS WIENER HONKY JACKASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAGGY TITS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POMMIE YOGHURT CANNON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SUCK MY COCK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU RAPE YOU WANKER RAPE CHOAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RECTUM RAIDER CLUSTERFUCK BIGNOSE BUGFUCK POOPY WANK FUCK NAZI JIZZ DICKFACE HORSE SHIT FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIPPLES TITMOUSE DILDO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER YID GENITALIA ASSRAMMER WANK BITCH HOMO ASSWIPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROG URINE-GARGLING BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHE NAZI I WILL END YOU! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE TIMBER NIGGER FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT ASS MOCCASINS DOUCHE BITCH FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS HELL BULLCRAP NIPPLES SCROTUM PISS OFF MY ASS REBECCA BLACK COON HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE CUNTRAG PISS DOUCHING LET'S SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU WHORE AY-AY-AY CUM DICK TITS HADJI CUNT CRAPPER CLUSTERFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL NIGGER PISS ARTIST PUNANI FRITZ SON OF A BITCH DONGSHOVER FUCKSTAIN JACKASS REBECCA BLACK CUNT CRAPPER SHIT CHRISTHUMPER JIGGABOO FUCK HORSE SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG PEDOPHILIA CHIGGER FUCKFACE ANAL DIABETES BITCH CRAPMUNCHER WETBACK DONALD RUMSFELD BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU FUCK OFF HOMO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT LIKE A HORSE and with the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT and his TAMPONS of girraffes in which DICK IN A BOX while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See KRAUT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CARPET MUNCHER