UnTunes:My Baggage

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The 8th track on Side L of Alected. Performed by Weird Al. Originally "Close to Your Heart" by Rami Kleinstein, the original Israeli Bad Ass.


My Baggage


Lyrics[edit | edit source]

My Baggage - Weird Al.jpg

I did something special so my hiatus would end

UnNews after UnNews

UnTunes after UnTunes

I was away writing for my homeland

'Cause she needed me so much

I wrote for her a bunch

So feature my UnTunes so that it gets featured

So it's on the front page so that I don't feel so caged


Chorus:

I'm back this is our Brokeback

Spamming all of my crap so I won't be missed

Unpack my baggage again

Time to pay your fee — your respect for me.


I did something special so my hiatus would end

Tariff after tariff

I'm falling off the cliff of

My fucking ego and I'm taking with me,

The country and the world so give me Danish gold

Give me the prize give me your eyes or I fire you

So I don't go to jail so Donald Trump gets to bail


Chorus:

I'm back this is our Brokeback...


(Guitar Solo)


Chorus:

I'm back this is our Brokeback...

(X2)

Credits[edit | edit source]

Translation by Kakun

Grammar assistance + obstruction by Jet Chipitty