UnTunes:My Baggage
The 8th track on Side L of Alected. Performed by Weird Al & Bon Jovi. Originally "Close to Your Heart" by Rami Kleinstein, the original Israeli Bad Ass.
- My Baggage
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
I did something special so my hiatus would end
UnNews after UnNews
UnTunes after UnTunes
I was away writing for my homeland
'Cause she needed me so much
I wrote for her a bunch
So feature my UnTunes so that it gets featured
So it's on the front page so that I don't feel so caged
Chorus:
I'm back this is our Brokeback
Spamming all of my crap so I won't be missed
Unpack my baggage again
Time to pay your fee — your respect for me.
I did something special so my hiatus would end
Tariff after tariff
I'm falling off the cliff of
My fucking ego and I'm taking with me,
The country and the world so give me Danish gold
Give me the prize give me your eyes or I fire you
So I don't go to jail so Donald Trump gets to bail
Chorus:
I'm back this is our Brokeback...
(Guitar Solo)
Chorus:
I'm back this is our Brokeback...
(X2)
Credits[edit | edit source]
Translation by Kakun
Grammar assistance & obstruction by Jet Chipitty
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