Donald Trump's Report Card

University of Pennsylvania STUDENT TRANSCRIPT Semester: SPRING 1967 Student: TRUMP, DONALD JOHN Year: JUNIOR Major: ECONOMICS

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Subject	Grade	Teacher's Comment
ECON 2020 MANAGERIAL ECONOMICS	D+	Donald struggled to understand basic ideas in managerial economics. He kept proposing business goals that were antithetical to the material taught and insisted they were "the best trade deals in history".
ECON 2030 INTERNATIONAL TRADE	F	Donald did not show up to a single class session. He appeared in class for the first time during the final exam and wrote "I'd just call their president" in response to each question.
ENGL 1045 INTRODUCTION TO POETRY	A	Donald was an outstanding poetry student. He showed great creativity and strong oral presentation skills. Perhaps he'll change his major to English and become a poet! He would be very welcome in my Advanced Poetry Writing class next fall.
ENVS 1000 INTRODUCTION TO ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE	C-	After a solid start to the semester, Donald stopped taking this class seriously, once he realized that "environmental science" is not, in fact, the science of destroying the environment.
HIST 1280 FASCISM AND WORLD WAR II	B+	Donald is a puzzle. In one respect he is brilliant, in another one might wonder how he managed to enter an Ivy League school. He received A's on most exams and papers and memorized content easily, showing his academic intelligence. However, he seemed very interested in Adolf Hitler and grossly misinterpreted his actions both in essays and in class discussions. I recall that one day he showed up to our class screening of Triumph of the Will with popcorn and laughed during many serious scenes. I cannot tell whether he is being ironic and attempting to entertain his classmates or he genuinely believes these ideas.
RELS 1504 INTRODUCTION TO ISLAM	C	Donald did not take this class seriously. He yelled "wrong!" in the middle of lectures and seemed very mistrustful of his peers. His final essay was excellent and I gave him an A on it just to pass him, but I think he hired someone else to write it for him.
RUSS 1400 RUSSIAN IV	A	Donald was an exemplary student. He worked hard to learn the language this semester and was always willing to work with his peers. I predict them continuing a relationship for years to come.
WH 2010 BUSINESS ETHICS	D	Donald managed to barely pass this class despite not possessing any apparent moral compass. I pray that he does not enter a position of power like President of the United States.