|Motto: Vaton Taxui |
(English: Texas Horray)
|Previous capital||Little Mice|
|Largest city||GIANT BOWLSSSSSSSSS!|
|Official languages||Cat's Meow|
|Last emperor||Gady, Björk's ancestor, 800 AD|
|Religion||self-worship, Kittenanity, mouse sacrifice, human/moogle sacrifice, fish sacrifice|
|Area||Half the size of Texas|
|Ethnic groups||Kittens, Cats, Dogs, Mud Puppies, Mayans, Lions|
While the Ancient Kittenolivia area was initially inhabited around the 8th millennium BC, the first clearly “Ancient Kittenolivia” settlements were established in approximately 1800 BC in Üpzst region of the Pacific Coast. Archaeological evidence suggests the construction of ceremonial architecture in Ancient Kittenolivian area by approximately 1000 BC, approximately on Aug. 4, 21:33 A.M. not by Shakespeare. Ancient Kittenolivia was formed when many kitty tribes wanted to make a trading spot where the nearby Maya civilization and Olmec civilization. They traded goods like jade, calenders, cowbell, Mud Puppy oil, mummy paper, Axolotls, lungfishes and much more. They were great traders by 90 BC, and the Maya reached their .
The empire reached its peak by 50 BC, due to successful imports and exports, beating the city-state of Catalonia and stealing Olmec food crops. Ancient Kittenolivia stretched across the entirety of Texas, even reaching the now nearby Inca empire in south America. The vast empire got new ideas, from the Inca and Nazca — fodging Bowie knives, Rambo knives, Ginsu knives and Deity Elections ― for weaponry. On the castle cortyards, invaders will find themselves raiding in a ₪ insead of the castle it surrounds!
At 50 BC, Ancient Kittenolivia stretched across the entirety of Texas, pulled a muscle, and limped all the way back again. Geography of Ancient Kittenolivia was like the Mayans farmland, suitible for growing tropical crops, but not kidneys or plecostomuses. Ancient Kittenolivians tried to fix broken eggs but they fail. Some came as far as Lake tahoe, and some Road kill.
The Ancient Kittenolivian crops were:
Ancient Kittenolivians were skilled poets about Unhappy-land and Surtsey. Lindsay Lohan also made a flag and a poem about this great civilization. She used ivory for the flag, though. Because she thinks elephants come from Anatolia. They invented the Ѻ symbol.
May The Force be with you (or crops).
- It rhymes. See also: Olmec.
- Evidence sponsored by jade.
- This emperor was called Lil' Lohan, maybe an ancestor of Lindsay Lohan of AD 1. In the Days of yore, she did a lite memo for her kittens.
- That's what she thinks.
- Its use has been shrouded in doubt for the last five minutes. Orginally it could be used to show an O with peircings, or maybe the mouth of a very hungry orphan. However Stewie Griffin have since decied that it now means a snake eating itself. Or Zá¦záººX»½¼¾¿ÀÁzôÈ, or a part of Xenogears.
- Ms. washed them. Thats why she's running.