Ancient Kittenolivia
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| Motto: Vaton Taxui (English: Texas Horray) | |||||
| Anthem: MMMMMMM...mice | |||||
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| Capital | Sparta | ||||
| Previous capital | Little Mice | ||||
| Largest city | GIANT BOWLSSSSSSSSS! | ||||
| Official languages | Cat's Meow | ||||
| Last emperor | Gady, Björk's ancestor, 800 AD | ||||
| Government | ??? | ||||
| National Hero(es) | ??? | ||||
| Declaration of Formation |
100 BC | ||||
| Currency | ₯ | ||||
| Religion | self-worship, Kittenanity, mouse sacrifice, human/moogle sacrifice, fish sacrifice | ||||
| Population | 14,000,000 | ||||
| Area | Half the size of Texas | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Kittens, Cats, Dogs, Mud Puppies, Mayans, Lions[1] | ||||
Ancient Kittenolivia was a old, pre-Columbian empire that appered on 100 BC on Central America. It was a precedent of modern Kittenolivia.
History[edit | edit source]
While the Ancient Kittenolivia area was initially inhabited around the 8th millennium BC, the first clearly “Ancient Kittenolivia” settlements were established in approximately 1800 BC in Üpzst region of the Pacific Coast. Archaeological evidence[2] suggests the construction of ceremonial architecture in Ancient Kittenolivian area by approximately 1000 BC, approximately on Jul. 1, 19:51 A.M. not by Fat Albert. Ancient Kittenolivia was formed when many kitty tribes wanted to make a trading spot where the nearby Maya civilization and Olmec civilization. They traded goods like jade, calenders, cowbell, Mud Puppy oil, mummy paper, Axolotls, lungfishes and much more. They were great traders by 90 BC, and the Maya reached their Classic period.
The empire reached its peak by 50 BC, due to successful imports and exports, beating the city-state of Catalonia and stealing Olmec food crops. Ancient Kittenolivia stretched across the entirety of Texas, even reaching the now nearby Inca empire in south America. The vast empire got new ideas, from the Inca and Nazca — fodging Bowie knives, Rambo knives, Ginsu knives and Deity Elections ― for weaponry. On the castle cortyards, invaders will find themselves raiding in a ₪ insead of the castle it surrounds!
In AD 9, the ancient Kittenolivian emperor[3] decied to make a flag and a great seal, based on what she saw.
Geography[edit | edit source]
At 50 BC, Ancient Kittenolivia stretched across the entirety of Texas, pulled a muscle, and limped all the way back again. Geography of Ancient Kittenolivia was like the Mayans farmland, suitible for growing tropical crops, but not kidneys or plecostomuses. Ancient Kittenolivians tried to fix broken eggs but they fail. Some came as far as Lake tahoe, and some Road kill.
The Ancient Kittenolivian crops were:
- Maize
- Spider Pig chops
- Nintenhamsters' teeth
- Minja-fruit
- Chocolate cowbell
Popular Culture[edit | edit source]
Ancient Kittenolivians were skilled poets about Unhappy-land and Surtsey. Lindsay Lohan also made a flag and a poem about this great civilization. She used ivory for the flag, though. Because she thinks elephants come from Anatolia.[4] They invented the Ѻ symbol.[5]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
His Holiness, the Dalai Lama accompanied by two traditional Zen Buddhist nuns.
“In the other side of Misty Mountains.”
May The Force be with you (or crops).
![Run from the mummies![6]](//images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/thumb/e/e9/New_and_Improved.jpeg/120px-New_and_Improved.jpeg)
Run from the mummies![6]
Do ya know where a monoclonal antibody you aaaaaaaaaaaaare!!!
![Run from the mummies![6]](/wiki/File:New_and_Improved.jpeg)
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ It rhymes. See also: Olmec.
- ↑ Evidence sponsored by jade.
- ↑ This emperor was called Lil' Lohan, maybe an ancestor of Lindsay Lohan of AD 1. In the Days of yore, she did a lite memo for her kittens.
- ↑ That's what she thinks.[look it up yourself]
- ↑ Its use has been shrouded in doubt for the last five minutes. Orginally it could be used to show an O with peircings, or maybe the mouth of a very hungry orphan. However Johann Sebastian Bach have since decied that it now means a snake eating itself. Or Zá¦zẺX»½¼¾¿ÀÁzôÈ, or a part of Xenogears.
- ↑ Ms. puce matured them. Thats why she's running.
See Also[edit | edit source]
- Ancient Greece
- Earthlike planets
- Ancient Egypt
- Kittenolivia
- Sacrifice
- Extrasolar planet
- Kittenanity
- Kitten Huffing
- Kitten soup
- Sailor Jupiter
Empires
Sumeria - Babylon - Egypt - Persia - Greece - Roman Empire - Holy Roman Empire - Byzantine Empire - Ottoman Empire - Mughal Empire - Aztec Empire - Inca Empire - China - India - Japan - Korea - Mongolia - England - France - Germany - Spain - Portugal - Deutschland - Kittenolivia - Bulgaria - Russia - USA - Cat Nation - Holy Martian Empire
Year of the Four Emperors - Age of Empires
Hellenic States
Cyprus - Greece - Macedonia - Victoria
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