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There are lots of kinds of emperors. Which kind floats your boat?

There are several other ways to be an emperor, like being a penguin, a moth, a black metal band, or a tarot card - so if the options mentioned do not apply to you, never mind and try something new.

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Yes. You did just fuck everything up.