An article that is currently being made one character per edit

It seems to work.

An article that is currently being made one character per edit (this article) is the most insane project in the history of Uncyclopedia. It has a long history that is comprised of lots of edits. This is because of the fact that each edit has been made one character at a time. Of course, there have been several instances of vandals ruining the integrity of this article, and a few edits have been contested. Spaces don't count, as MediaWiki does not allow trailing spaces at the end of a paragraph.

This may be because we want to break the edit history record, for we are the pinnacle of comedy.

Pros and cons

Pros

• It is a fun game to play... if you say so.
• God likes it.

Cons

• It wastes a lot of server space.

Why it exists

Many have pondered the reason for why such an article needed to exist. The reason this page exists is that it is a somewhat fun minigame for bored Uncyclopedia editors who can't think of anything funny to write and definitely don't have anything better to do.

The end. Or is it? The truth is not as simple as that. Yup, I am schizophrenic.

This article is not funny

It was not trying to be. You should think of this as a brilliant and emotionally deep work of art, like Ecce Homo, or a thrilling social experiment, like abstinence-only sex education.

Image

This article currently only has one. Probably because using more images wouldn't fit the article's contents.

I digress, this is funny

You bet your ass this is! This is sure as hell fun! And painful. I think one of our editors went a bit insane over this thing. Do not question why I have over 9,000 Bee Movie DVDs. Okay, but I think people should stop making this goddamn sentence over several months. Actually, this is addictive. No wonder L10n has 2000 edits. Like, this might start a war!

Oh by the way, here's a random userbox:

alula was here

Pretty cool, huh?

Yes it is!

mOcCaSiNs

Warning: Do not scroll past here

Among Us ඞ

Please scroll past here :3

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey, using templates is cheating!

Hypocrite!