User:Gammakid999

I am some random dude on the internet, please send me a photo of the back of your credit card!

Alternatively, GIVE ME YOUR WALLET, MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY!

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This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

“This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about.” – Captain Obvious

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

This user respects and admires the fine art of trolling.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user's IQ is over 2.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user plays on a PS3 and probably regrets ever buying one.

nth	WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.

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this FUCKING user FUCKING swears FUCKING occasionally

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This user is fucking magical or something.

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This user is a n00b.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!

This user puts chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay.

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This userpage is bullshit.

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This user has been infected with the YANKEES SUCK! virus. YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!

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