User:Gammakid999

Gammakid999

— Uncyclopedian male —
Nationality	'merican
Country	'merica
Languages	English, ASL (just a lil' bit)
Time zone	Utah idk
Current time	I... what fuckin' time is it in utah?
Height	tall
Weight	I forgor
Hair	brown
Eyes	color
Handedness	I have hands
Blood type	I have no blood
IQ	-9
Family and friends
Marital status	nuh uh
Spouse	nuh uh
Girlfriend	nuh uh
Boyfriend	nuh uh
Children	nuh uh
Siblings	yuh huh
Pets	yuh huh
Education and employment
Occupation	lazy
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	gaming
Religion	idk
Politics	President Asshole can go fuck himself
Aliases	James Cheese
Account statistics
Thumbsucker	no
Rollbacker	no
Autopatrolled	no
Administrator	no
Bureaucrat	no
Edit count	like.. 3?
Permissions	none
Signature	Gamma Here, friend, have some meth.
Userboxes
This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ “This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about.” – Captain Obvious LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. This user respects and admires the fine art of trolling. usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx This user's IQ is over 2. ... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ... This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime. This user plays on a PS3 and probably regrets ever buying one. nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms. FUCK this FUCKING user FUCKING swears FUCKING occasionally FUCK This user is fucking magical or something. This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you. AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA. (AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA) This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY! This user puts chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. BS This userpage is bullshit. BS This user has been infected with the YANKEES SUCK! virus. YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! Gammakid999 was here This user has edited using a Nintendo 3DS This user has joined the Communist Revolution as a Recruit to spread Communism across this website! Sgn X This user only speaks Sign Language enough to seduce native Sign Language speakers. Sgn X

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Gammakid999?

I am some random dude on the internet, please send me a photo of the back of your credit card!

Alternatively, GIVE ME YOUR WALLET, MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS A FUCKING ROBBERY!

literally me irl

literally me irl

Did you know? Every time I edit I fuck the formatting up somehow

literally me irl