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OFFICIAL MANIFESTO FOR THE REVOLUTION

Greetings comrades. As you may know, ever since the Dark Ages of this website, the once well-kept templates of the maintenance categories have drifted away, being neglected. Stubs in the category have been piling up like the trash heap in the Pacific. Our current admins have done few to solve the issue. With no unified push to crack down on these pages and templates, this website has been rotting away, seeming like all of the issues that have been bugging this website, would just... stay here. Forever.

But we can change.

That is why I shall mark today, January 27th, 2025, at Whatever time (UTC), as the beginning of the Communist revolution of Uncyclopedia. No longer shall this website be kept back by the lazy fucks in the higher class! For us lower class peasents shall revolt against the upper class, and provide a TRUE Communist land of equality! We shall fight against the imperalists that have ruined this website, and form a new government where we can question the beliefs that have uphold this website for so long! That is why I'm asking everyone, yes, EVERYONE, to help. Communism must spread!

WHAT TO DO

Every two months (or earlier), we shall propose a new goal on this forum. Our current goal is to get these categories empty by February 28th, 2026. There is one notable exception, which shall be the AI articles. Some AI is unfixable, but some is salvagable. Some also parody AI. If you do plan on rewriting an AI article, just make sure to rewrite it by the end of February! Otherwise, you will be retired from your position... and from life.

OUR CURRENT GOALS

You may clean up any of the articles/templates in these categories. Our goal is to get these categories empty (or as low as possible) by February 28th.

• Special:LonelyPages (Mainspace only)

• Category:Articles to be merged (0 left)

• Category:Cleanup (10 left)

• Category:Templates that need fixing (0 left)

• Category:AI-generated articles (3 left)

SPREAD THE REVOLUTION

The people must know about the revolution! Therefore, you may add the template {{Revolution Invitation}} to their talk page. It's a handy guide on who we are, and what we do!

USERBOXES

As for now, we only have one:

This user has joined the Communist Revolution as a Recruit to spread Communism across this website!

More will come!

JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

You may join the revolution by adding your signature here. You'll get a fancy userbox ({{Revolutionary Recruit}}) to put on your userpage! Remember, it's your choice between joining and not joining. You may add your signature below here:

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:43, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:03, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:05, 27 January 2026 (UTC) permabanned

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OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 17:01, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:01, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

17:17, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Ryan Gosling 17:24, 28 January 2026 (UTC)

Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:23, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

FINAL REMARKS

May Communism save this website.

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:43, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Comrades

The revolution is spreading. We have capitulated all of the articles to be merged, and all of the templates that need fixing. The remaining articles in AI-generated articles are simply parodies of AI, or William Henry Harrison's long filibuster (which is long on purpose), or Uncyclopedia:Climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man which CAN NEVER be deleted. (Though, we should probably rewrite that one.) That means that the only thing that's left to fix is to fix the articles in Category:Cleanup. The articles here will be more fierce than the previous ones. Good luck, comrades! :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 13:27, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

And a SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN to you! --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:54, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

5 days left. Focus, guys. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:02, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

@gergdown: why the time limit? what will happen if we don't have this finished in 5 days? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:24, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

Execution. Or forced migration. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:24, 23 February 2026 (UTC)

You gotta serve in the army, then. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 00:16, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

I've cleaned up Software. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 01:24, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

I've replaced Uncyclopedia:Climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man with a Wikipedia spork --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:48, 24 February 2026 (UTC)

1 day left!!! I'll prepare the trains right now... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:44, 27 February 2026 (UTC)