Forum:Gerg's Villian Arc

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At 7:54 AM (MST), on December 28th, 2025, I requested to get banned by DaniPine3. This may seem illogical (as I had an AIBOPAAT to defend), but it was all a part of my plan for Uncyclopedian dominance. You might think that the previous statement is a contradiction, after all, why would you kamikaze ban yourself to continue the path of "Uncyclopedian dominance"? Well, there's a hidden story that I didn't talk about.

I had several... other... projects that I had to work on, and forcibly diverting myself to work on those projects would end up with me finishing my non-Uncyclopedian projects. Which means... the only thing I have left to do is doing shit on Uncyclopedia! And since I have plenty of free time, this practically means productivity.

And now, with those done, I can be an OMEGA UNCYCLOPEDIAN! You might say that means I have no life... but how can you explain the fact that I take a shower every day?!?

I have learned several crucial details on comedy (comedic timing, subverting expectations, bat fuck insanity), and have received a PHD in total dumbassery. So beware! And watch yourselves, before you fucking shit yourselves! Remember, you are dump, I am shart. And NOBODY can stop me! MWAHAHAHA!

So, for my new years resolutions, I plan on cleaning up this fucking site, while STILL being comedic. Who knows, I have plenty of feature article-worthy ideas in the bag! The only thing that matters is execution. Like the rest of my life, trying will lead me into success... until it doesn't.

Ta-ta, <insert name here>! My evil domination has just begun... why else do you think I've made The Daily News public? To have other people work on it so I don't get distracted. Why else would've I got Dani to ban me for three days? To focus on other non-Uncyclopedian stuff. Why else would've I created User:Gergdown/Gergpedia? To practice my writing skills. I've been planning this switch-up since October... yet none of you had figured it out! Most likely because this is a probably good thing to this website.

Now... begins... JUSTICE!

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:31, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

here's an idea: revamp the song i asked you to revamp like a month ago Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:32, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

No that's not Uncyclopedian enough to be on my priorities 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:33, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

but it's being used on an uncyclopedia game????? Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:34, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Nah that's a Bat Fuck Insane Publishers, Inc. game. Dunno what you're talking about, bro 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:36, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

How you have so much free time? Don't you have work or school? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:57, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

@Soviet: No, I just stretch spacetime so that the days feel exponentially longer for me. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:25, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Can you make a HowTo on that? I really want to do that. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 03:31, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

Okay... soon, though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:32, 2 January 2026 (UTC)

do you want to maybe collab on an article? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:34, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: Sure, eventually... but right now, I'm practising my EVIL IMPRESSION... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:36, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

Wow, this is nostalgic already, an era where I actually had free time! Now I have to micromanage schoolwork, the Priest Goofball mod, me not getting distracted, and a hundred other things! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:25, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: if school seems too much for you, you can always leave the priest mod for later. it's not like you're obligued to keep working on it.... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:35, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: Nah, school's fine. I'm the A+ student. Plus, the DELTAROTTERS NEED THE PRIEST GOOFBALL SPICE TO FLOW! It's how we live... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:37, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

You just reminded me. I should watch Dune sometime. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my talk page) 22:38, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: how did this conversation remind you of Dune? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:35, 8 January 2026 (UTC)

"the spice must flow" is a reference to the dune movie (the one made in 1984) 00:04, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

d(eltar)une --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:10, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

the dark must get darker 00:12, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

the priest must goofball --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:16, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

the deltarot keeps growing 00:18, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

no one is safe, not even me. not even my cat. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:21, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

not even schism's youtube shorts recommendations 00:24, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

not even me, toby fox (apparently) Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:26, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

not even my dreams --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:31, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

not even the uncyclopedia discord server 01:02, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

not even sidewalk chalk drawings --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:25, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

not even the clouds 01:49, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

flying in my plane right after a beer, hey that cloud is shaped like a deer --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:17, 9 January 2026 (UTC)

THE ACTUAL OPERATION

Ya ready guys? Because it's 'bout to go from one to a hundredo...

Agenda 2026

AGENDA 2026

WHAT THIS IS ABOUT

Sup.
This is a word-by-word guide for making this website better. It tangles issues not by directly charging at it, but by tackling each part on at a time. By the end of this, you should've learned all of the issues currently going on with this website, and will now have the capabilities of making it better. Though, you don't have to be a part of this. I can do this... in like, a year. Hopefully, after all of these suggestions are met, this website will become a much better, nicer, and a much cleaner place.
The name of this page is a parody of Klaus Schwab's Agenda 2030, for your information.

STAGE 1: CLEAN UP

This section is dedicated to the brave fighters of Afghanistan cleaning out articles in maintenance categories and fixing several articles that need a little bit of a wash.

LONELY PAGES

Special:LonelyPages will go through a process we like to call the One-Day protocol. Every day, I'll check onto Special:LonelyPages, and I'll find an article, and I'll try to find a way to have another article link to it. This protocol is excluding the UnNews articles. Once every main-space article is cleaned up, this phase is completed.

MERGING

Pages inside Category:Articles to be merged will be merged and combined with their sister article. This is by far the easiest task to do, only behind solving Special:LonelyPages.

CLEANING ARTICLES

Pages inside Category:Cleanup will have their contents revamped and reworked by me. This is a much more difficult process, and should also go through the One-Day protocol. You should also read User:Famine/Do some work to figure out how to rewrite an article about something you don't know about.

TEMPLATES

Pages inside Category:Templates that need fixing will be fixed. I know that's a dumb thing to say, but it's hard to generalize it for every template. But in general, each template inside of that category will either gain a new documentation, have a little polishing, or something else that I didn't state.

STAGE 2: YOU WILL WORK

You will work. You won't be payed. But you will be happy.

I WILL CREATE

Article creation is the core of this website. It's what keeps this website together. Which is why I'm asking everyone, yes, everyone to create. Unless you're a admin who does anything but create articles. You're free from this. Write about what you know! Write about that one miscarriage you had. I literally don't give a fuck.

THAT'S ALL

That's all

CONCLUSION

Andddd that's basically all we have to do. Really easy, huh? Just fix some articles, and make some pages. Of course, you could also help the growth of this website by sharing it to your friends, promoting it on Xitter, and other shit, but saying that you're an Uncyclopedian is kind of a death sentence. You could go the Netflix way, by integrating into a website's forums, becoming a respected user there, and then promoting this website... but that's a bit too much.

STAGE 1 - CLEANING UP THIS WEBSITE

• Right now, there are 304 main-space lonely pages. I'll try to get that to ZERO by the end of the month.
• Right now, there are 12 articles to be merged. I'll try to get that to ZERO by the end of the month.
• Right now, there are 22 templates that need a beating. I'll try to get that to ZERO by the end of the month.
• Right now, there are 17 pages that need a little cleaning. I'll try to get that to ZERO by the end of the month.

Obviously, this isn't everything there is to fix this website. But it's a good start. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:24, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh, and here's the purge button: 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:40, 10 January 2026 (UTC)

good luck. idk if I can do much but i'll try and help if I got time. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:59, 10 January 2026 (UTC)