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Your unmood went down again

Any particular reason why, or no? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 03:45, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Also could you remove my interfact op flag? It's basically useless when you're also an admin. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 04:14, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Stuff happens. It's kinda my own problem, so i'm probably not gonna talk about it.

Also, i could remove it you want me to, but there's no harm in keeping redundant user rights. I still have rollback from before i became an admin, even though it's completely useless since being an admin lets you do the same thing too. 10:00, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Yea I guess.
Also would there be any objections to giving my bot C.A.T 3000 the admin flag as well? So I can use that for my bot script. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:09, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Depends. Does it need admin specifically, or can i just give it the "bot" one? 10:11, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Well, the bot flag has pretty much everything it needs for what is already coded, but if I want it to delete pages (such as from Special:DuplicateFiles - which is yet to be done still, or Special:BrokenRedirects) then I'd need it to be admin. Then again, I can see why you'd not be fine with an automated process being able to delete pages. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:17, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Broken redirects aren't a huge deal (there's barely any of them ever and i clear them myself when they appear, as with double redirect). And i think i cleared out the duplicate files myself about a week ago, so that's not important either. 10:21, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Ok then, it probably doesn't need admin then. Maybe interface op though, so it can ignore page protection. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:23, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Ok, got it. 10:24, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

 Done. 10:26, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Thanks. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:26, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Beep boop. C.A.T. Iteration #3000 (Bot of L10nM4st3r) 10:31, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

boop :3 13:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Thanks for making me an admin

And well, giving the admin flag. But mostly, for voting for me! I don't have a fancy template, but I don't have paws! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 04:33, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, uh, no problem! I kinda forgot to announce to people that we had a VFS going this time, but i don't know how many people would've actually showed up to vote if i pinged everyone in discord (especially not with the response DaniPine got when he did it) 10:03, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Yea, that response was... wild. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:07, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I swear I wasn't expecting so many people to show up... :,[ 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:16, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Why would you @everyone in a discord server with 600 fucking members!? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:19, 1 May 2025 (UTC)

Frøya the moth?

How creative. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:09, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Yea, uhm... i honestly just picked the first name i thought would fit a moth, and i guess that's the one i thought of.
But really, are you certain that one of the moths isn't called Frøya? 23:12, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Yes I am, they're all called HOME INVADERS — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:15, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Like literally, why can't they just leave me alone and stop harassing me!?? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:16, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Probably because they're insects. They don't really know that they're bothering you, they just automatically gravitate towards somewhere with lights and warm air 23:50, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

"i don't think our IRC channel even works anymore"

I'm testing it, and it does seem to work. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:11, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh, ok. Now there's a bigger question: does anyone use it? Because i don't think anyone actually does. 23:13, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm using it right now. With myself. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:17, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

What does... "Eye arr see" mean.? (Mostly a joke to indicate I never use it, but I'm assuming it's a communication platform thing.) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:18, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Special:WebChat
would you want to give it a test by yourself? (this is the first time I'm using it btw) 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:23, 2 May 2025 (UTC)

I've been there before, literally nobody was on it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:52, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

That's what it was like on there for the last two to three years before this (i think. We have a Discord bot that's supposed to connect one of our channels there to IRC, but it broke at some point) 00:54, 3 May 2025 (UTC)

I never thought I would have to tell you this, but...

Smash!

You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. OPOSSUM just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include breaking the truce on ASB2WAAT. I think we can all agree that it isn't fun when we're constantly at war. You don't want the page to get flooded with Goatse, and I don't want it to be flooded with lesbians. And remember, the only viable way to fight spam is with more spam. You have been warned.

TAKE THAT! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 19:19, 6 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh boy, here we go again... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:26, 6 May 2025 (UTC)

i honestly forgot that there was a truce to begin with 21:15, 6 May 2025 (UTC)

Why?

curprev 20:54, 15 May 2025‎ Alula talk contribs‎ m 2,564 bytes −1,804‎ Reverted edit(s) of Coffi (talk) to last version by DaniPine3 undothank Tag: Rollback

Why? Coffi (talk) 20:59, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Because the user you welcomed already had a welcome message. Besides, yours didn't fit since their only edits were vandalism. 21:00, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Oh yeah, one more thing: Use the preview button please. You don't need to save the page every time you add a new line or sentence or wanna see how a template you paste in looks like (unless you're dealing with a switch parameter or something fancy like that, but you almost definitely don't do that regularly) 21:02, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

regarding your unmood

I have no idea what happened today to make you feel like that, but whatever it was, I hope you get better :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:14, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

That enter key be really conveniently pla — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:39, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

Nothing happened today. It happened tomorrow. And also this is probably the first time the text on the unmood has been accurate (i want to destroy my router rn) 23:15, 15 May 2025 (UTC)

New ASBOWAAT.

It's happened. As the prophecy foretold. I've created another one. What have I done... Coffi (talk) 02:28, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

You've been recruited...

🎖️YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED🎖️
into the elite forces of the
ASBOLAAT LITERARY LEGION

---

MISSION: Write a few glorious lines(following the rules, of course) to shape the fate of a chaotic epic.
Your words may doom the world, summon a new god, or just give WAR another heart attack.

📜 To enlist: go to The Grand ASBOLAAT Story and add ONE LINE to the end. Then, wait for your next turn, and write another.
🎯 Do NOT edit others' lines. Do NOT write a banana. Do NOT back away from KALKUTNIDAK.
💥 Do it for glory. Do it for Coffi. Do it because KALKUTNIDAK must never win.

⚔️ JOIN THE STORY WAR ⚔️
Failure to comply will result in eternal narratological confusion.

Coffi (talk) 03:06, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

I can't read this. What does it say? 15:25, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

it says "you've just lost the game" 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:31, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

No it doesn't, i can actually read it now (the font was changed from indeciferable to Comic Sans apparently) 15:32, 16 May 2025 (UTC)

Your new userpage:

After ∞ years, your new page is ready:
User:Coffi/Under/FakeUsers/User:FakeAlula
Coffi (talk) 06:13, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Sorry, but i don't need a new userpage. Especially not when it looks like absolute garbage. 10:15, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

tbf, that "fake alula" thing looked different when Coffi created it, but I had to get rid of most of the userboxes to avoid having the page categorized. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:38, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I did see that, and i think that version also looks like garbage. 10:41, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

well, I can't deny, how your userpage currently looks like it's pretty cool. there isn't any real need for change. idk why Coffi wanted to. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:49, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Probably because it doesn't display well on a phone. And it doesn't need to (besides, stuff like the background template is heavily geared towards looking good for PC users specifically). 10:58, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

what the... you're telling me that the Pollandsball guy and the other guy were Coffi all this time??? wtf???? why didn't he just ask to create those articles himself?? this is so weird... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:51, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I didn't actually know that either, i just thought Coffi was being a bit... uhhh... sus, and i decided to check if he was a Panther sock. Luckily he most likely isn't. 10:58, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I must admit, I made the background template on a phone Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:01, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, but the template itself doesn't necessarily work well on a phone, especially not if you use the default skin (which is Minerva) 15:56, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

hold on, isn't Modern(2010) the default skin? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:57, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Sorry

All I have to say is sorry. (talk) 17:11, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I'm truly sorry for the trouble I caused with the sockpuppet accounts and the 'FakeAlula' userpage. I realize now that what I did was wrong and went against community guidelines and common courtesy. I understand if you're upset, and I want to assure you that I've learned from my mistakes and will not repeat this kind of behavior. I apologize for the disruption and any offense caused. (talk) 17:20, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I mean, the userpage isn't against any "community guidelines" or anything like that, i just think it sucks. 15:57, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Cool page!

Anyway, I've made this cool page that should allow you to see what you missed across multiple pages while you were gone. Uhhh.... Please ignore the joke, I guess I'm sorry for that as well. talk 05:01, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Which page? 15:57, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

you know what you did. talk 15:59, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Yeah, i know. I clicked on the link and there wasn't a page there. 16:00, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Spammer McSpamface

Please note: User_talk:Coffi#Spammer McSpamface before you block, as it contains important info. talk 05:18, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Alright, sure. 15:57, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

YAY!

ALULA CAME BACK AFTER 100 YEARS(five hours)! talk 15:58, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Please edit ASBOLAAT so I can edit it. It's been inactive. talk 16:00, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Be patient. Someone else will edit it eventually, you can wait until then. 16:02, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: you can't force people into editing ASBOLAAT, specially if it's only been inactive only for like a few minutes - it must flow naturally. the fact that alula only stopped editing for a few hours and it already felt like half a decade to you shows how few pattience you have. my diagnosis is that you shouldn't see so many YouTube shorts. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:05, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks for saving me. User:IAMBLOCKEDONMAINACCOUNTDONTBLOCK/spintalk 18:19, 18 May 2025 (UTC)

So much for saving them. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:18, 19 May 2025 (UTC)

More help

Bro help Akbar off MimicryBoss (talk) 17:53, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

@MimicryBoss: *sis. alula's a girl. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:20, 21 May 2025 (UTC)

Ok u do it off Mrs DaniPani MimicryBoss (talk)

Uncyclopedia:VFP/Gale5050 mem.png

this has been sitting on VFP for like 4 years now. There's no way it's gonna get featured. is there a template for failed VFP nominations, like in VFH? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:43, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

That's 1: not really what i'd call "failed" (VFP doesn't have a timer or anything like that) and 2: i assume it was featured at some point, but dropped out (my assumption is based on the fact that it's on the expired page and in the feature queue) 14:59, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

tatersforever

Please unrevert my edits on tater's userpage. He gave me permission on discord. talk 14:57, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Sure. 15:01, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

Template:Awardpage

In Template:Awardpage, Sandwich of the Month links to Uncyclopedia:VFS instead of Uncyclopedia:Sandwich of the Month. Could I be allowed to edit the template to change that?  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 16:34, 22 May 2025 (UTC) 16:34, 22 May 2025 (UTC)

No, but i fixed the problem instead. 16:36, 22 May 2025 (UTC)