Road Rage
PICK A FUCKING SIDE, ASSWIT! Anyways, road rage is what happens when THESE FUCKTARDS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE! GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE ROAD, ASSTARD ! As I was saying, when mommy and daddy really love each- Oh, sorry, wrong article. So road rage is what happens when somebody driving bothers another driver. It is a very serious thing, and should be MY UNBORN FUCKING BABY CAN DRIVE BETTER THAN YOU, SHITSTAIN ! Like I was saying, it should be avoided at all costs.
Causes[edit | edit source]
Road Rage is caused by DAMMIT, QUIT GOING SO SLOW, MOTHERFUCKER ! *ahem* People thinking they're better than every other driver on the road. In most scenarios, the rager is the worse driver, like this fucker BEHIND ME! TAKE YOUR GODDAMN SIGNAL OFF, YA NO-BRAINED SQUIDWARD-DICK ! Woah, almost hit that group of children there. Don't contribute to this by being a SHIT DRIVER! GET ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK! YOU HEARD ME! KNEES TO CHEST, SHITSTAIN !
Results[edit | edit source]
Road ragers are often some of the most intelligent people on Earth, unlike THIS RETARD! ARE YOU DRIVING A FUCKING LAWNMOWER? SPEED IT UP, ASSCLOWN ! They will not hesitate to fuck your shit up. Majorly. Most road ragers are very determined, and will not stop pursuing an aggressor for several hundred miles, like this TAILGATING FUCK! PEDAL TO THE FUCKING METAL, YOU FUDDRUCKER ! .
WHAT'S THIS FUCKER DOING?![edit | edit source]
Hey, you in the piece-of-shit '97 Corolla! Yeah, you! PEDAL TO THE FUCKING METAL, YOU FUCKPUDDLE ! You wanna fucking go?!? WHAT THE HELL? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN ME OFF THE ROAD?!? I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS! YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT, DICK-ASSED FACE-HEAD ! GET READY TO SAY GOODNIGHT! Wait, is that a fucking KNIFE?! NOOOOOOO! WHY, GOD, WHY? HEY, WHAT'S THAT FUCKER IN THE FORD F-150 DOING?! STAY IN THE LINES, HORSECOCK-FOR-A-BRAIN ! LIKE A FUCKING COLORING BOOK! Wait, NOOOO! NOT THE HANDS! OH, GOD IT HURTS!! OW OW OW OW! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAA-
