Gas station
A gas station is a place where you go to expel gas from your rectum, which in turn is used to power up cars.
Everyone needs to discharge that unwanted gas that accumulates because of eating certain types of foods, such as beans, cheese, and mowed grass. And that gas is really really gross. It is really disgusting, unless it is your own.
It is extremely rude to discharge the gas in front of others. That is why, sometime in the early 20th century, someone unknown came up with the idea of a gas station.
The gas that is collected at gas stations is very useful and valuable. It is made of methane and other gases that burn and can be very powerful in an engine.
Once it is collected by the gas station, it is extremely useful. And valuable. And is something people pay very dearly for. That is because it enables them to drive drive drive their cars. They pollute the air when they do so, exacerbating global warming, but no one really cares that their own driving is causing this problem because getting somewhere is about me me me.
As a place for cars[edit | edit source]
“Isn’t it funny that the thing we most often call ‘gas’ is a liquid”
“The bad guy will succeed when they have the thing we most need”
Gas stations draw lots of cars. Lots of them. That’s because the gas that the people expel at the gas stations is liquified. And once it becomes a liquid, it is still called ‘gas’ and it is one of the products people spend most of their money on because they like to drive.
Every car needs gas. Lots of it. That is unless you have a electric car and you put that money into the pockets of Elon Musk.
Gas should be cheap. It should be free. But it is expensive because of some tycoons out there who can sell it for as much money as they want to because they know how many people need it and are willing to pay a lot of money for it. And they use that money once they have too much for themselves to buy elections and have the candidates of their choice win. Because of this, people work extra jobs just to earn money for gas. The price of all goods goes up when the price of gas does.
Places where gas stations are found[edit | edit source]
Convenience stores[edit | edit source]
Many gas stations are found together with convenience stores. These little stores sell exactly the food that causes people to need to fart. This way, they can provide more gas to the gas stations that they can sell for use in cars.
Car washes[edit | edit source]
Some other gas stations are paired wish car washes. Women want to keep the house clean. But men like keeping their car clean and requiring all passengers, including the women they date, to take off their shoes before getting into their cars. Men can be found at the car washes, asking for their cars to be detailed.
Costco[edit | edit source]
There is a gas station at almost every Costco. When you pick up your hot dogs and chicken, you will need to pass some gas too. And Costco is ready.
