Borat Sagdiyev, also known as "Borat", (born 27 February 1972) is the current President of Kazakhstan.
| President Borat Sagdiyev
Президент Борат Сағдиев
|Date of birth||February 27, 1972|
|Place of birth||Kuzcek, Kazakhstan|
|Date of death||n/a|
|Place of death||n/a|
|Term of office||2019–|
|Preceded by||Kassym-Jomart Tokayev|
Birth[edit | edit source]
Borat was born in the quaint village of Kuzcek, in the Kazakh Soviet Social Republic in the Soviet Union. Born to loving parents, I think, Asimbala and Boltok "The Rapist" Sagdiyev. Borat was born in 1972 from his mother, who was only 9 when pregnant.
Family[edit | edit source]
As mentioned, his parents are Asimbala and Boltok, often nicknamed "The Rapist". He also has three children Huey Lewis, born Hooeylewis, and twins Bilak and Biram. He presumably has a cousin named taroB which has committed several war crimes in various places and is often confused with him.
Presidential Campaign[edit | edit source]
After former president Kassym-Jomart Tokayev stepped down from presidency, Borat broke into the government building in Nur-Sultan and said the presidential pledge and legally became president. His first act as president was deporting all Jews for fear of "sucking our beautiful Kazakh minds out of skull".