BMW

Look at me go, mum!

BMW is an abbreviation often associated with cars (see image).

It might also refer to:

Big Mouthed Wiccan
Burger Mario World
Black Mother Womb
Black Mama Whoopin'
British-Martian War
Barbarian Mongol Warlords
Brokeback Mountain Warriors
Bankrupt Married Woman, AKA your mom
Bitch Magic Witch, AKA your mom (again)
Be My Wife, What I said to your mom last night

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