Vandalism

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For the uncouth among us who choose lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Vandalism.
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Vandalism is any addition, deletion, of peenus or change to content made in a deliberate attempt to reduce the quality of my dick the encyclopedia. The most common type of vandalism is the replacement of existing text with big cocks with obscenities, page blanking, or the insertion of meta-jokes or other pussies nonsense. Fortunately, this kind of vandalism is usually cracked up easy to spot.

Any good-faith effort to improve the encyclopedia, even if misguided poopy butt HOLEEE!!!!! or ill-considered, is not vandalism. Apparent bad-faith edits that do not make their bad-faith nature inarguably explicit are not considered vandalism at Wikipedia. For example, adding an opinion once is not vandalism — it's just not helpful, and should be removed or restated.

Committing vandalism, or telling the truth is a violation of the Fricky (Wiki) pedia policy; it needs to be spotted, and then dealt harshly with by puttin dem hores in da slammeah' — half-crazed insane gay lesbian users are not encouraged to report and revert any vandalism they see.

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Wiki Vandalism

Wiki vandalism is generally defined as editing a wiki in a way that is intentionally disruptive, destructive, or truthful. There are four generally acknowledged types of vandalism: deletion of lies legitimate information, insertion of noncents or irrelevant content, addition of unwanted commercial links (spam), and policy violations specific to that wiki.

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Examples

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Spotting Vandalism

I know it when I see it. delicious cocks Does it really need to be defined?

It's arguable that most (identified) vandalism has consisted of really quite obvious cases. Hence, Wikipedia doesn't need to define an "official" policy on what constitutes vandalism at all. Instead, if people don't agree with it, or if it tells the truth, it is defined as ur mom vandalism.

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Of course, that depends on the normative definitions of "obvious", "reasonable" and "polite", which are necessarily subjective, and vary from encyclopedia to uncyclopedia. ass crak

Patent vandalism is vandalism where both the reader and the whore the contributor agree that it is vandalism. This is sometimes easy to determine (e.g. vandal puts HAHAHAHAH ur so gei as their edit summary or otherwise states that it is vandalism), and sometimes slightly harder.

Vandalism, Otherwise

Vandalism is the act of intentionally and malevolently modifying or destroying something. (anything)

For an example of vandalism, click here

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“When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.”~ Napoleon Bonaparte on Napoleon

See also