User:Deemox

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Deemox
pawn
— Uncyclopedian —
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Born
  • F7 pawn
  • February second, sometime after jesus
  • the board
Name in real lifeDeemox
Nationalityandromidian
Country [[|]]
LanguagesFreedom speak
Ethnicityblack (as in black pawn.)
Heighttwo inches
Hairnone
Eyesnone
Handednessnone
Blood typenone
SexualityBisexual
IQ110
Alignmentchaotic good
Family and friends
Marital statusnone
Spousenone
Girlfriendnone
Boyfriendnone
Childrennone
SiblingsxomeeD, my evil twin who is a white pawn
PetsA small dragon
Education and employment
Occupationchess grandmaster, uncyclopedian
EmployerOscar Wilde
Educationall of them
Primary schoolMrs. Knight's school for young pawns
Intermediate schoolMr. Knight's school for slightly older pawns
High schoolMr. Bishop's school for nearly adult pawns
CollegePawniard university
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbiesgunpla, miniature painting
ReligionPastafarianism
Politicsnone
AliasesDeemox64, Deemox648494, DeemoxDaGreat, Deemox1, Deemox5, and "that weird guy who showed up randomly whom nobody invited"
MoviesKiller Klowns from Outer Space
ShowsNone
BooksProject Hail Mary
Interests

Writing

Account statistics
Joinedsome point after I was born, sometime before right now
First editsome random article that I fixed a typo for
Administratornot
Edit count99999999999
Permissionsnone of them
Signaturea bunch of scribbles
Userboxes
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This user has beaten level 10 of Spinny Links.
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about me[edit | edit source]

I am Deemox, an alleged super noob, or, as that skater fish girl said, slightly less than total noob. will this change? Who knows. As for what I'm working on currently, I am trying my absolute best to map out the text adventure game make it to Ketchikan, which, if you somehow didn't know, is the largest text adventure game on the site with over 2,000 sub pages (although I am not really mapping every subpage, mostly just the choices). I am using a very shitty program called lucid chart, which the upside is that there is no limit to how big you can make the flow chart. currently, I am probably maybe 20% done, but the actual percentage is most likely much lower. anywho, if you hate yourself, and have twelve hours on your hands, feel free to help me map it out. actually, please help me. Please god send help. you can find a link to it here.

things i've done[edit | edit source]

  • Wrote the article about promethium, the least funny element.
  • made that map.
  • annoyed a bunch of admins.
  • nothing else.