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As one of the creators of MITK...[edit source]
I must say, you're blowing my brains off. I'm Richard Richardson on there, by the way. That's not my real name FYI. (duh) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:12, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
- oh believe me i've just gotten started. Deemox (talk) 23:19, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
- It's nice seeing all laid out like that eh? Deemox (talk) 23:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
- Yeah. By the way, to reply to a post, make sure you add a
: before the text of the reply, that way you're actually replying and not just adding text. And to reply to replies, just add another : depending on how many : the reply has.
- For example, reply with
:Example ~~~~ to posts instead of Example ~~~~. And to reply to other replies, reply with ::Example ~~~~ to :Example ~~~~, reply :::Example ~~~~ to ::Example ~~~~, and so on. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:28, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
- ah yes, alright. I think the mini game after the Luna fight is impossible by the way? Deemox (talk) 23:29, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
- Just saying, I really appreciate you mapping out our game :) Have a cookie! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:16, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
- ooo a cookie! also, wanna know what i'm doing when I'm not working on the chart? I'm collecting every single fucking korok in breath of the wild. which there are 900 of. Deemox (talk) 21:06, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
- I would help you out, but it's paid for some reason :( 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:56, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
Since you're Mr. MITK...[edit source]
Do you want to rank the songs for the game? Sadly, the first 20 songs have already been ranked, so you have to deal with the 10 new songs (which are objectively better than the first 20) and BiB. The link to the poll is HERE! Now vote, or DIE! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:54, 24 January 2026 (UTC)
Flowchart of Centralia[edit source]
Here you go :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 00:14, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
- Yes I did map that area. I kinda skipped over a lot of it because there was like a hundred little jokes and stuff and I got tired of it real quick. Deemox (talk) 13:17, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
i wanted to fix this myself but the flowchart website literally didn't let me do anything so i'm just telling you directly instead.
firstly, sleeping in Möcäsenn and then heading north doesn't result in death like your flowchart says. instead it sends you here. second, GGG has a couple of mistakes/things missing that you probably didn't notice while mapping it out:
- the climate anomaly will either kill you or let you live based on your offset number while entering (basically a 50/50 chance i believe)
- the moccasin pictographs are similar except that it's an actual 50/50 chance there
- you can enter the three cabins
- trying to cross the creek on "other side of creek?" doesn't actually let you cross, it just sends you to an unmapped death page below it
sorry if this seems kinda nitpicky, but you're probably gonna miss at least some of this (especially anything decided by luck, but luckily we didn't add too many things dependent on that) 
00:37, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- oh and before i forget: there's an entire side path missing that you can access by evacuating the bus/train (although it just leads back to the eldritch zone again, but at this point what doesn't?) 00:48, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- ah thank you. I'm taking a break for a few days but I'll get around to it.Deemox (talk) 03:09, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- Don't worry Deemox, I fixed all of those (except for the Möcäsenn one) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:30, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, I also finished Olympia as you wanted. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:30, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- completely forgot to do this, but thank you so much for helping with the map. you know, it just came to me. If you're nice to people, they'll do nice things for you. I know that's probably incredibly honest but I think this is the first time in my life someone has done something like that for me. so thank you. it means a lot to me. Deemox (talk) 14:17, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
I thought i quit doing this[edit source]
Better than grandma's cookies!
February 11, 2026 •
Issue #243 • New look, same lingering taste of shit
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FEATURED ARTICLE DELETED!
This isn't a joke. We actually VFD'd an FA! Taylor Swift's "psy-op", an article[duh] created by alleged AI-writer Tranvit, has been fucked baleeted tossed down that super deep hole in Russia or wherever it is on VFD. MrX briefly lost his shit over it, before everybody seemingly forgot about it all. What were we talking about?
Courtroom Shenanigans
On LPTEW, Fish on skates started complaining about Turb0-Sunrise's constant edit conflicts. Both of them complained like 5-year-olds to DaniPine3, when ColonelKurtz decided to hold a fair trial, hearing both sides. Upon hearing both sides, Kurtz decided Turb0's description of the events wasn't detailed enough, at which point Fish threatened him. Hockey salmon was there too, for some reason. As with all court cases, it eventually came down to more angry five-year-old arguing. Aside from arguing, highlights include God making an appearance, confirming his secret gay relationship with Satan.
I can apparently make sitenotices now?
So. Uhh. Yeah. You probably know what a sitenotice is. Those things nobody looks at and dismisses as soon as they pop up. Well MrX had the bright idea to parody Wikipedia's 25 year anniversary. I made the editnotice, MrX made some tweaks, and long story short, my work is on every page of this website.[note 1]
New monstrosity created
Dani's revision of the original drawing. The horrors...
nice tits on it though...
Fish's reply. Not to be confused with GlitchyZorua, the topic of the biopic, even though the damn wrapper puts it in the biopic section and i don't feel like adding more whitespace to this fucking thing to make it not in the biopic, even though this ridiculous rant is causing way more whitespace than should be allowed in an average UnSignpost issue
Demon spawning ground and local dumbassery[note 2] LPTEW has spawned yet another monstrosity, this time in the form of a moe personality of LPTEW itself. Fish on skates began the horrors, mentioning it in a completely unrelated thing, only for DaniPine3 to create an eldritch abomination beyond the wildest dreams of Satan himself.
These creations were met with mixed reactions, with GlitchyZorua calling for them to be killed with fire, ColonelKurtz having a stroke, Turb0-Sunrise forcing Fish to give hers red socks, and somebody masturbating. I heard it. It was in the broom closet.
If you see these creatures, seek medical attention immediately. You will likely die if exposed to these creatures for long periods of time. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
LET IT BURN! BURN IT ALL!!!!!!!
The week is upon us. Forest Fire Week. BURN THE SHIT! BURN IT! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Biopic
There's a place in France or somewhere. They say there's nude dancing. Sounds like fun. This has nothing to do with GlitchyZorua, who is honestly great. They don't do much actual writing, but they're around. Mostly on VFD, but if you hide in the dark corners of MrX's talk page, Zorua'll be there.
- Are you some random guy on the internet, or an FBI agent pretending to be some random guy on the internet — Gammakid999
- How do I make dirty water? — MK
- one part fenway dirt per two parts charles river water
From The Logs
- 10:57, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 7 minutes and 5 seconds (account creation disabled) (Felt like it)
- 11:02, 7 February 2026 DaniPine3 blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 hour and 8 minutes (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Payback >:[)
- 11:10, 7 February 2026 Alula unblocked Alula (it's not very effective...)
- 11:12, 7 February 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (DaniPi3)
- 14:08, 9 February 2026 Alula blocked 50.206.73.246 with an expiration time of 1 day (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (pay attention in class you idiot)
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UnSignpost News
If your talkpage doesn't have some weird CSS on it,*cough* MKyou may be noticing that the good[citation needed] ol' USP looks a bit different. We've revamped[note 3] some stuff in the back.
First off, if you look at the super fucking old issuses, you'll see a little thing next to the issue number. We brought that back. Then we split the heading thingy in half. It doesn't do much, but it looks nicer. Then we put the heading in a box. Looks so fucking nice. Now we put the WHOLE THING in a bo- excuse me...
oh, oh, OH!
Where were we?
Quote(s) of the Week
“usiong hHE POWER OF NTO CORERCTINT WORDS I WILL UNCYCLEOPEDIA A MAJROR STROEK AND THEN TO STOP THE STOPKE THEY WWKKWKKWWKWKWKWKWJWWJ”
– ColonelKurtz
“I'd rather be Spamton, because back then he had a giant TV sugar daddy.”
– DaniPine3
Humorous misreading of the week #1
I read Category:Flag Images as Category:Fag Images
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