Forum:Count to fucking twenty (This is for you VFD-nommers)

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Over the last TWO DAYS, we've seen THREE distinct users (who I shall not name) nom articles on VFD when the nom limit hit twenty. I am MORTIFIED that this occurred (which is why I said count to FUCKING twenty, you can tell I'nn angry) Now, as a part of this therapy session, I shall require you guys to count to twenty. Just hope nobody messes it up!

Here, I'll start: 1 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:15, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Nine? (IDK how to count) Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 17:01, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Too 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:05, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Tree --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:31, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

1 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:37, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

√2 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:41, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

π 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:42, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm fucking crying 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:43, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

Thats way off from π. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:44, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

So true 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:44, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

"I'nn"? What are you, Nachlader? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:45, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: the answer to that question is I'n masturbating! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:47, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

1 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:42, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

11 23:43, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

485 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Turb0-Sunrise (talk • contribs)

π --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:52, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

:3 23:52, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

the letter G TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:53, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

161 23:54, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

the letter A 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:54, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

the letter Y --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:55, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

6 23:57, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

r/peenixsc TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 23:57, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

i'll 67 your nuts 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:58, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

i'll 68 them --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:59, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

I'll fuck you. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:01, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

the ship name should be turbdown --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:02, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Counter-point! Can we count to the lettter 1 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:03, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

alright. uhhh... 0 00:03, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

1 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:04, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

1 00:05, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

1 and a piece of cheese --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:05, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

2 pieces of my balls 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:06, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

3 DaniPines --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

4 pieces of not coal 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

5 golden riiiiiiiiiiiiiiingsss --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:09, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

6 bat fuck conspiracies 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

7 chapters 00:11, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

8 dumbasseries 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:11, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

9 dumbassaries --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:12, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Hold on I gotta nut real quick here 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:14, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

11 skyscrapers 00:14, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

OHHH YEAHH that felt awesome 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:14, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Okay I finished nutting

Continue 1 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:17, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

@gergdown: not everybody needs to know about your personal little adventures --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:22, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: yeah they do! like the one time i had sex with one of the admins 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:23, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

IMAGE TO EDIT CONFLICT

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

...which admin? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:24, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

that does not matter. what matters is that WE HAVE TO COUNT TO TWENTY 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:26, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

0 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:27, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

-1 00:27, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

-2 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:28, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

-4 00:28, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

-: 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:29, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

-:3 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:31, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

20 00:33, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:34, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

21 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:34, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

9+10 00:34, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

9+10+1 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:35, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

1 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:35, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

10 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:38, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

9/11 00:39, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

10/11 --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:42, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

7/11 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:25, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

i'm gonna fucking assault you guys 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:26, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

gerg/11 01:32, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

WHAT'S 0+1 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:34, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

0+1, obviously 01:35, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: you have no moral authority here. literally some minutes ago you told everyone about your psycho-sexual habits unprompted. you are no less bat fuck insane than anybody else here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:35, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

i gotta nut again 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:37, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

@Gergdown: no you don't
think of what baby Jesus will think of you if you do 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:38, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Yeah you're right. It's not like we'll forget your LPTEW-chan though 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:39, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

that one was mere satire. plus it was fish's idea, not mine 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:41, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Counter-counter point

Can we count to 5?!? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:48, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

no TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 01:52, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

@gergdown: we can count to 3. that's all we're willing to promise to do. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:54, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Alright... 1... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:54, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

21 guns! Throw up your arms into the sky; you and Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:56, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

Dang we were close 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:09, 22 February 2026 (UTC)

2 02:10, 22 February 2026 (UTC)