User talk:Gergdown
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archived 2.0[edit source]
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:25, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
UnSignpost delivery for January 1, 2026[edit source]
By ARandomPage
After having my the UnSignpost stolen revived by Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates, going on monthly month-long hiatuses for 3 years (what do you mean it's been 3 years since I was active???), and forgetting Uncyclopedia's existence despite frequently lurking in its discord server, I have forgotten how to write an UnSignpost. How do I use the template (which I myself modified back in 2022)? What do all these inputs mean? How do I write things? I'm quite sure the UnSignpost wrapper used to be centered! What's even happening in this site these days? AAAAAAAAA!
Anyway, it should be January 2026 for everyone here, right? ... Right? So, first UnSignpost of the year goes to me. I sure do love collecting meaningless achievements and titles!
...gosh, what do I even do here anymore? What am I allowed to put in this signpost, again?Deltarune can be tomorrow again
By ARandomPage
As it is now 2026, the possibility for tomorrow to be the release day of Deltarune Chapter 5 has become existent once more. Despite the halfway mark of their game having been attained, new chapters are not likely to stop the insanity of Deltarune fans. Assuming Chapter 5 is not shadow-dropped and instead has a release date announced, the world will once again have a day where "tomorrow" means "the day after today" instead of "the day a new chapter of Deltarune releases". Once that happens, there will only be up to 2 Deltarune Tomorrows until the world's concept of tomorrow returns to something that doesn't always mean Deltarune.
Biopic
I don't know what a biopic is
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From The Logs
- *plant noises.ogg*
- *animal noises.ogg*
- Oh, it meant stuff like Special:Log and stuff. Well, gotta use these sounds I recorded from inside a literal log somehow. We're keeping it in.
Top VFH Competitors
- Frodo Baggins (6/2)
- Osu! (4/2)
- Microwave oven (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (4.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News ARandomPage writes her first UnSignpost in 3 years. She has forgotten how to do that.
Quote(s) of the Week miaaow mrrow mrrp miaow meow mreooow -Alula
ARandomPage, also named Space (ARandomTalkPage) (ARandomContributionsPage) 13:36, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
ok now i get to brag[edit source]
i have 7 votes for this month. IT'S THE FUCKING FIRST! Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:58, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
- Yeah, you can now legally brag about this. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:59, 1 January 2026 (UTC)
oh wow[edit source]
you're tied with arandompage for the worst admin nomination in history Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:58, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- Okay, you say that, but literally on the same page is a nomination with a score of -0.5??? Also, the worst nomination is obviously Shabidoo's right gay testicle. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:05, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Deltarune[edit source]
Should I get it? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Soviet: Here's what I think: Yeah, with several notable precautions. It's a really great game! You probably just need a basic understanding of how Undertale works. Don't worry, that's easy. It's basically just an RPG but it's also a Touhou-like game? Like, the enemies actually fight you in a battle box which you can move your SOUL around. If you know that, that's all you need to know. Hell, I actually didn't play Undertale before this... played it easily.
- Here's what NOT to do though: Don't do what I did and play all the chapters in one sitting. I was a casual guy before I played it, but I got hooked. Then the game and fandom consumes you like a black hole. TL;DR: Eh, sure, but don't fall into the Deltarune rabbit hole like Alula and DaniPine, who have lost their ability to write! Oh, and probably don't join one of the Deltarune discord servers. They eat you whole and consume your liver. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:38, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- i can write just fine. i just choose not to
15:55, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- i can write just fine. i just choose not to
ERM, ACTUALLY[edit source]
shabidoo put that "agressive" there Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:24, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: They DID??? I didn't know Shabi can Shabifuck up this hard... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:26, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
hey[edit source]
the top 10 graph needs to be updated Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:12, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
- Woops. Will fix that soon! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:14, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
guess what[edit source]
only 8 edits away from 10 thousand Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:21, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
She un on my sign till I post[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Holy. Fucking. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the new year comes the yearly awards. The scramble of the top 10. The xOTY nominations.
Alright, let's get the fuck down to business.
First off, I have a UOTM nomination open. I have 7 votes already. side note, you should vote for me. side note over.
Now, I have a UOTY too. But that's not the end of it. don't waste your time here
And to cap it all off, I have a WOTY nom too!Turb0-Sunrise hits 10,000 edits
By Fish on skates
Some dude Turb0-Sunrise has officially got 10,000 edits as of January 6, 2026. He's only been on here for like 5 months. To put that in perspective, Alula has been around since late 2021 and has around 30,000 edits. You do the math.
ColonelKurtz is back
By Fish on skates
ColonelKurtz, who took an involuntary unbreak back in October, has returned. Here's hoping he learned from whatever brought on that involuntary break!
Biopic
This biopic is about biopics. There are many different ways to write them, but I'm trying out writing them in the style of ARandomPage, who half the time treats this section as another story. I'm lazy, etc. On to the fanmail!
- Do you think Deltarune is Tomorrow? — ARandomPage
- As Toby Fox, I can state the following: Yes.
- When's the next time I come back to this site? — ARandomPage
- when deltarune comes out
- what did you get for krismas — Fish on skates
- coal
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
- Microwave oven (3.5/0)
- Osu! (4.499/2)
- Joseph Gobbles (5.5/3)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Frodo Baggins (8/2)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News nobody is doing the daily news anymore we are all LaziBums. if you want to complain please put it in the next daily news issue.
Quote(s) of the Week
“OH BOB SAGET”
--Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 19:50, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
gerg's terrible sig test[edit source]
{{User:Gergdown/sig/fall|User:Gergdown}} 02:47, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- OH DEAR MAN BAGA DABOOSH WHY DID THAT HAPPEN 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:48, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- did somebody forget to check the "treat as wikitext" box
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 02:49, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- No, I just... added an extra nosubst template for some reason. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- that's even more dumbass! Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling nosubst is nosubst!!! Obviously not nosubst|nosubst!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 04:26, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- Why did you add the {{!}}? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 04:28, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- Why did you add the {{!}}? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling nosubst is nosubst!!! Obviously not nosubst|nosubst!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates
- that's even more dumbass!
- No, I just... added an extra nosubst template for some reason. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:50, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- did somebody forget to check the "treat as wikitext" box
so that the pipe is a parameter in the sig template and not in the nosubst template. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 04:29, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- yeah, if you add a normal pipe it counts everything from then until the end brackets as a different parameter, essentially removing whatever is supposed to be there (like, let's say, a link to your userpage) 10:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
??? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏYou snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 14:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- Sooo the reason why I did that was because I thought a ping from Cassie didn't work. But no, I just beat the ping. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- i've done that before Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 17:41, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
- i've done that before
- Sooo the reason why I did that was because I thought a ping from Cassie didn't work. But no, I just beat the ping. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:56, 10 January 2026 (UTC)
You have been disqualified from the Beat A Dead Shoe Competition.[edit source]
Several times did you add 198 moccasins instead of 99 (although adding 100 is allowed.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
You snooze, you lose, Squaw Deer! (vandalize my user page) 21:57, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- SUCK IT GERG
General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 21:58, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise:@OPOSSUM: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Or maybe youv'e fallen for my TRAP! You know why? It's because I have shit to do! Therefore, I have kamikazed myself from the competition... I hope Fish gets it, though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- i'm only participating because it gives me an excuse to vandalize his page General Turb0-Sunrise of Boston 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Me too. I actually don't want to be the moccasin man. Dab me up, brah! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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- @Turb0-Sunrise: I've been rick rolled so many times that it doesn't even matter anymore. Not even Goatse hits me in the balls anymore. Lesbian hentai does, though. You should make that my talk page background. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:03, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- Okay nevermind 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:05, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: I've been rick rolled so many times that it doesn't even matter anymore. Not even Goatse hits me in the balls anymore. Lesbian hentai does, though. You should make that my talk page background. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:03, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
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- @Turb0-Sunrise: Me too. I actually don't want to be the moccasin man. Dab me up, brah! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:00, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
- i'm only participating because it gives me an excuse to vandalize his page
- @Turb0-Sunrise:@OPOSSUM: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Or maybe youv'e fallen for my TRAP! You know why? It's because I have shit to do! Therefore, I have kamikazed myself from the competition... I hope Fish gets it, though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:59, 11 January 2026 (UTC)
