User talk:Gergdown
Archyves shal be made if this page getteth over 50KB. I am also knowen for my horrible Middle English skilles.
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archive'd[edit source]
archive π gergdown π π 00:41, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
new sig[edit source]
π gergdown π π 02:07, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
or should i say... signatures???
βοΈ gergdown π π πΈ gergdown πΌ π ποΈ gergdown π¦ π π gergdown π π
Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.------------
USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
- What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
- Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
- U got a big stick? ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) -OPOSSUM yet again
- Perchance.
- why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
- How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet
- Yes.
From The Logs
- 19:08, 27 September 2025 User:Turb0-Sunrise created page Backwards-ass hillbilly bullshit (βRedirected page to Lynyrd Skynyrd)
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Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 16:48, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: you forgot to do vfh highlight of the week and vfh contenders π gergdown π π 18:49, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
- i know π»CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 18:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
- i know π»CUN Turb0-
Cookie[edit source]
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Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:19, 21 October 2025 (UTC)
Ugh, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.------------
Yonkagor Sucks, Panther!
By Turb0-Sunrise
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.
Gerg nommed for admin, does not go well
By Turb0-Sunrise
Notable[I Don't Believe This] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.
"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet π€ also give me half an year and then nom me again π€ π€ π€" β Gergdown
Biopic
- how does water taste in New England -IP man
- Yankee hatred and a little bit of rust
- are you a aviation enthusiast? -Soviet
- Not really, but planes are cool I guess.
- More questions?
- Yes, Gerg.
- Are you unemployed? -Soviet
- Squirrel!
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Quote(s) of the Week It skids over the sea like Jesus on crack. -OPOSSUM
π»CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire π» 22:42, 22 October 2025 (UTC)