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Archyves shal be made if this page getteth over 50KB. I am also knowen for my horrible Middle English skilles.

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Tank you

Thanks you for helping me on jan mayen. =) May 12:32, 28 November 2024 (UTC)

@May: also please don't delete my comments. I get you weren't meaning wrong, but it's kinda rude. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:50, 28 November 2024 (UTC)

cherbia

I've seen you've found a liking to the Cherbia-related articles. Do you think you could expand them? the guy that created the country for some reason won't work on them; they prefer to create nonsensical pages and then recreate them when the admins delete them, and I frankly don't know how the guy wants us to leave their other articles when they themselves completely ignore it. if we make them get out of ICU, at least this guy won't be annoying us by recreating them again for a third time in a row. of course, you don't have to if you don't want; this is just a suggestion as I've seen you haven't been coming up new stuff for your Jan Mayen stuff recently. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:12, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

thanks for expanding on that stuff :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:20, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

you're welcome! i found the cherbia page mostly because when i'm bored, i just see whatever pages are on category:ICU. for some reason the cherbian page caught my attention. i quit working on the jan mayen page (for now...) because it's much funnier and better to write stuff that actually exists... but on the cherbia page, i just decided to screw it and write. for the fact that he keeps recreating those pages, yeah that sounds very annoying :P i'm not going to work on chrz city or zirbia because there's nothing that you can really write about them. one last thing, the page "Zirbia" has ACTUALLY EXISTED BEFORE. it was on the simple english wikipedia on january 1st, 2025, before getting deleted. according to google's tiny description of webpages, it actually had the exact same text as the zirbia page currently on uncyclopedia. one last thing, when did he start recreating those pages? oh yeah, i could also just make zirbia and chrz city redirects to their specific parts of cherbia, so he doesn't recreate those pages over and over again... anyway, cheers.--Theultimategergdown (talk) 23:43, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

well, if the zirbia thing existed already in a different wiki, then that proves even more my suspicions that who created (wikicreator) is just some kind of vandal/spammer; they probably got banned from Simple English Wikipedia, so they came here instead. But guess what, they got banned here too fro recreating three times in a row a really nonsensical page after we explicitly told them not to do that.
btw, I don't think zirbia or that other city should be their own articles either; I tried to merge them with the Cherbia article, but the guy got pissed and undid the merge... no idea what they were trying to do with such few content on those pages. well, now it's bigger and now it's actually funny, and all thanks to you :] 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:51, 22 January 2025 (UTC)

thx! also i did a bit of digging... and yeah! he was banned, or "globally locked" from the simple english wikipedia for "long-term abuse". i dunno why someone would go to uncyclopedia out of all places after being banned for vandalism on another wiki... whatever. for me though he doesn't appear to be a vandal, he probably just enjoys creating articles related to the Cherbian Cinematic Universe. speaking of which, he also did make chrz city and zirbia on the simple english wikipedia, so that's something. this is (probably) going to be the end of my research... this already feels like too much lol. well at least he can go outside for 59 days until he makes his pages again! cheers. --Theultimategergdown (talk) 00:52, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

well, thanks for the info... it's true there's a chance they might not be a vandal, but their behavior is rather suspicious in the cryptic way they talk, the nonsensical pages they create, and how they completely ignored what they were told by the admins; plus it's weird how they tried the whole "cherbia" on the Simple English Wikipedia first, which is a factual wiki and doesn't allow fake stuff like this one... a lot of times it seems this guy is more alien than human. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 07:58, 23 January 2025 (UTC)

okay so this conversation was going to be over, but i found this yesterday. okay so he can speak in German, and if that's his first language, that's probably why he writes with broken english. but... the best thing i found was that he was a sockpuppet of another account linked here. i'm believing that he's a vandal, but he just doesn't think he's vandalizing. ngl i didn't want to do comment anything about wikicreator anymore, it's generally just feels like tattling.--Theultimategergdown (talk) 04:34, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

oh, k, thanks for the information. don't worry, you don't need to talk about that guy anymore; as a matter of fact, I had completely forgotten about that guy's existence already... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 06:35, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

File:UNPLevel 1.png

How the hell do you get an 750 by 750 image to be 1 MEGA byte!? Is every pixel a slightly different colour? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:25, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Well, I made a .jpg version that's only 69KB, so… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:34, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r:. That's the problem with png images. They have ridiculous file size, but at least they can be transparent. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:36, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

I've never seen a large png image (large as in file-size) whenever I create them (then again, I use some strong compression since the WAY I use them almost always requires it) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 16:41, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

oh yeah... i forgot that compression and jpg files existed. i also forgot that images take data, mostly because it's not an issue MOST OF THE TIME.--gergdown, eh (talk) 16:43, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: I used a lot of Wikimedia Commons for Make it to Ketchikan. A lot of them had ridiculously large file sizes and took a few seconds to load as page backgrounds. I'm trying to figure out how to load low-resolution versions without uploading a new file altogether. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (addicted) 16:58, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

turns out the drawing software that i'm using (paint.net) has a compression tool. nice. would've been useful...--gergdown, eh (talk) 17:03, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

Not sure there is a way, other than just compressing the image. Why not upload it directly to commons to replace the old image? The old image can always be reverted to if somebody thinks there is a problem. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:25, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

Theultimategergdown was automatically promoted from (none) to extended confirmed user

Congrats! Now you're officially one of us... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:34, 29 January 2025 (UTC)

Congratumulations!

You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with perks, such as:

• Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
• Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
• Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
• Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month

If you have any questions, slap Fenris2010 with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 10:11, 30 January 2025 (UTC)

Congaetublargaurntioans!!!

You actually did it! You beat the hot-garbage UnGame known as DodgeUltra. You deserve, like, five medals for getting through that thing. But since I can't give you that, have an MLG Ninjastar instead.

Also, thanks for your contributions to Make it to Ketchikan. Since I haven't seen squaw dee in a while, you're doing me a big help. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:40, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

you're welcome :) gergdown, eh (talk) 01:42, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

Hle

u Tyyp btre ten me can aer abel too! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:38, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

that's shocking, mostly because i keep spelling "sing" "sign". gergdown, eh (talk) 23:49, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

wait, no, "sign" not "sing" gergdown, eh (talk) 23:50, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

I can see that... Also impressed you could even read my message lol. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:57, 4 March 2025 (UTC)

i didn't think it was that impressive... "you type better than i can able to", or something like that gergdown, eh (talk) 00:00, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: Ibwas going to ask you what that mesage ment, but I was able to decipher it myself! I feel so proud of myself right now.
also hi don't mind me just dropping by and getting edit conflicted in the process 00:01, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh my, you can actually understand what I say!!! HELP MEE PLEASE YOU HAVE TO HLPEWS MEEE!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:03, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

Oh, hi dani. Wait, that's not dani, it's the headless horseman!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:04, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

hi L10n. yes, it's me, the headless horseman. and now I'm going to eat you for dinner! oooooo spooky HeadlessHorseman (talk) 00:08, 5 March 2025 (UTC)

THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: L10nM4st3r wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: not updating zeitpyramide for an ENTIRE fifty minutes!!!! — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 00:03, 8 March 2025 (UTC).

funningly enough, looking at the revision history, apparently i updated zeitpyramide at 4:11 MDT. last time, i did it at 4:19 MDT. if i procrastinated for 9 more minutes, i would be late. to be fair i did skip 4 days but let's not talk about that... nice knowing that people are actually paying attention to this though. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:15, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

oh wait, nevermind, forgot to update the word count... thx for reminding me gergdown, eh (talk) 00:17, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

wait, why didn't i just use an alarm in the first place? gergdown, eh (talk) 01:01, 8 March 2025 (UTC)

happy 2/3 completion of unnotpron

congratulations myself, for doing 20 of the 30 (secretly 33) levels of unnotpron. also congratulations to myself for having 2000 edits. Fuck you. gergdown, eh (talk) 19:29, 15 March 2025 (UTC)

Poorly hidden battle plan for aibopaat

To see it, you must visit the Lingojam Sealese translator that you made, then scroll down to the comment section. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:05, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: already solved it, too ez. now THAT'S a good flag of canada gergdown, eh (talk) 01:18, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

anyway, going back to playing gd... code is gulliblexdlolfu if you're wondering gergdown, eh (talk) 22:47, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

Nice, I know it wasn't that hard. And I think that Dani might have gotten to it before us. I need to get better at encryption… Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:20, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

i mean, i was playing gd while this happened... gergdown, eh (talk) 01:21, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

speaking of puzzles... i should work on Thje Project... gergdown, eh (talk) 01:50, 21 March 2025 (UTC)

Gerg...

Any relation to a specific youtuber who may or may not go by the same name? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:34, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

every time i see his videos, it always made me feel... funningly weird... dunno how to explain it. but no, no correlation at all. gergdown, eh (talk) 23:36, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

Funningly enough, you made that typo at least twice on this page. I guess I would feel weird if I watched a video made by somebody with my real name (though I managed to claim my username hehehe) — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:41, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

funningly enough, i just learnt that it's spelt funnily. funning means "in a strange manner" gergdown, eh (talk) 23:42, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

Aaahh, so did you type that intentionally then? — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 23:45, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

yes. pretty sure i typed and wrote it as funnily like a month ago, so maybe i just forgot. which reminds me of a very good question: can you make an uncyclopedian article with alzheimer's disease? gergdown, eh (talk) 23:54, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

Maybe, if you write exessive notes and reminders everywhere. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:29, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: ...or he could write the Uncyclopedia article on Alzheimer's disease. that way it won't feel out of place. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:33, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

I thought he was asking if it was possible to write an article while you have alzeheimer's disease. — L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:55, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

@L10nM4st3r: that's the joke. the best thing to do while you have alzeheimer's disease is to write the Uncyclopedia article on Alzheimer's disease. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:21, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

i mean, there's already an article about dementia... hey, that reminds me: is it possible to write an uncyclopedian article with alzheimer's disease? (this "joke" has been overdone...) gergdown, eh (talk) 14:48, 28 March 2025 (UTC)

time i tie up loose ends

uhh... unnotpron will be finished before gta 7. that's all. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:32, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

I don't mean to rush you or anything, but...

Any updates on the Make it to Ketchikan music? I mean, I'm not trying to urge you to finish it or anything, take your time with it, I'm sure that you've got plenty of other stuff to do. I'm just wondering about how much progress you've made on the MITK music. And again, I'm really glad that you could help with our game so much. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:39, 24 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: OH SHEET I JUST REMEMBERED THAT

srry i was working on music for another game gergdown, eh (talk) 13:14, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

actually, since the music i was working on was for another game that i made, i could just upload it here. pretty up-beat. gergdown, eh (talk) 13:24, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

I've gotta say, your UnNotPron game is pretty cool though. I struggle with it but it felt really fucking good solving the seventh puzzle yesterday. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:44, 25 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: dang you made it past the seventh puzzle? that's nice! that one was actually pretty hard. the eighth puzzle has a bit more difficulty than all of the previous puzzles, maybe excluding puzzle 7. i consider it to be an early "boss" stage. if you have some knowledge on music notation though, this should be somewhat easy. like, actual music notation. gergdown, eh (talk) 21:46, 27 May 2025 (UTC)

Indeed, I do have knowledge of it. I used to play the piano... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:48, 27 May 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: hey. i did the thing. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:39, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

Nice! I'll definitely find a place for it. I think it would go well in British Columbia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:47, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

eh, i think it would fit as general background music due to the sheer length of it. bc is fine though. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:57, 29 May 2025 (UTC)

The Empire has accepted you!

You have been accepted by the Empire and granted the rank of Knight. To advance to the rank of King, continue improving Uncyclopedia!  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue ^{You hear growling... • Join the Empire!} 12:42, 26 July 2025 (UTC)

thanks gergdown, eh (talk) 14:34, 26 July 2025 (UTC)

oi

You want in on the UHC? --The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 14:59, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: nah, i'll pass. i'm not really into hurricanes, probably because i live in the mountains. thx for the offer though gergdown, eh (talk) 15:08, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Well i'm like a thousand miles away from anywhere hurricanes usually hit but i'm still obsessed with them The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 15:10, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

what's a mile gergdown, eh (talk) 19:35, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

what's a a The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 19:49, 5 August 2025 (UTC)

hey

@Theultimategergdown: You wanna help Hamsters get to featured? The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 16:19, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: sorry, the article would need a lot more changes... i didn't really laugh to it, and is the whole joke hamsters combusting, pooping, or dying? also you'd probably need to extend your article by a lot. many featured pages are about 10,000 bytes or longer in length. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:40, 6 August 2025 (UTC)

^ The above comment did not age well. gergdown, eh (talk) 01:09, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

^You can say that a-fucking-gain Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 10:37, 14 August 2025 (UTC)

Regarding Union city high school(where I go to for school)

Please remove citations and make the article more funny. Greenpickles987 (Freedom For Uncyclopedia!) 15:46, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

okay so first, after reading this, isn't this just a forked version of the wikipedian page with some slight emphasize on some of the words and some minor jokes sprinkled in? this isn't how most uncyclopedian articles are made. most uncyclopedian articles are either the opposite of what you'd expect (e.g. holocaust denial denial being a play on holocaust deniers, or lawrencium, an article i made, being more about the law than the element), playing with the concept (e.g. Base64, E. E. Cummings, or Dissolution of the Soviet Union), made the concept more extreme (see UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall), or just have a constant funny joke throughout the entire article (most good articles). forking from wikipedia and changing a some words is not humour. in fact, you basically gave up changing any words at the last few passages... y'know this is practically plagiarism, right?

also i'm not really in the mood to completely change a lot of your article right now... sorry. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:09, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

Thought you were asleep

So i was going to wreck the Canada flag. Anyways, you should vote for hamsters on VFH. I had Asian food for dinner, so i've been farting like crazy. if you dont vote, im gonna fart all over your talk page, eh? Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 01:42, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

mk gergdown, eh (talk) 01:42, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: donezo gergdown, eh (talk) 01:50, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

you have officially become the only tolerable Canadian on Uncyclopedia, eh? Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 01:53, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: @Theultimategergdown: Does Uncyc even have any other major Canadian active users? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:57, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

uh... Chicken4War? gergdown, eh (talk) 01:59, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

@Theultimategergdown: Chicken doesn't edit all that much anymore... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:02, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: oh. so then it's just me. just me. Just me. gergdown, eh (talk) 02:03, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

Well some of my ancestors from like the early 1700s were Acadian, so im technically Canadian... Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 13:26, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

By that logic, since I have some native american ancestry, and they had to cross the Bering Strait at some point, I am technically Siberian. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:38, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

No, like my great-grandmother's name was french as a fucking horn. Turb0-Sunrise (Yell at me) UHC 14:40, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

Alright. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 14:52, 13 August 2025 (UTC)

Well done

...featuring Lawrencium. It's not clear to me if this is your first feature. Once you have three, you can add them to the Hall of Shame here. Nice approach to the article. Really made me laugh. Will be feautred on the 21st :) ShabiDOO 02:20, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

I'm sorry to say...

...but you just got voted out in Uncyclopedia Survivor. I really wish that you could've made it further. It really would be funny if you actually won. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:59, 21 August 2025 (UTC)

one round before merge... this is truly the saddest placement ever in the history of survivor. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:07, 22 August 2025 (UTC)

What a shame. I think that if I were to do another season of Uncyclopedia Survivor, I would make it more like the old Survivor forum game from 2007. I still wanna somehow include immunity challenges in some way, though. For example... whichever tribe edits ASBOWAAT the most over a 24-hour period wins immunity. (Would we even have enough people to make a tribe?) I think I'd also have to get involved in the Uncyclopedia Discord server (as much as I hate Discord), that would likely help me organize shit. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:21, 22 August 2025 (UTC)

hey

You better vote me for NOTM, or the same consequences as the stuff with Hamsters will happen. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 22:43, 25 August 2025 (UTC)

Im in ur sandbox...

stealin ur article ideas! Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 23:59, 4 September 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: yeah, you can do that. some of my ideas are really crap. the only idea i don't want to be taken (or, in formal manners, fanum taxed) is UnVoyage:Vancouver. I DO have an idea for that. And if someone steals it... I WILL find you. gergdown, eh (talk) 00:17, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Feel free to help with it though. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 00:29, 5 September 2025 (UTC)

Hey-o gergo

How close is the Make it to Ketchikan soundtrack poll to 750 total points? (Sorry, I am feeling rather impatient right now.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:27, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

@OPOSSUM: 227 points. so about two more people. gergdown, eh (talk) 21:46, 12 September 2025 (UTC)

you asked for it

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Since LPTEW just got archived...

Should the Make it to Ketchikan soundtrack poll finally be closed? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:17, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

yeah. poll results coming in like... an hour and a half. gergdown, eh (talk) 20:34, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

Any time you're ready. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:18, 19 September 2025 (UTC)

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

vote or die Turb0-Sunrise(Hunt for Red Soxtober!) 14:38, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

mnok gergdown, eh (talk) 14:59, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

Actually

i have irish ancestry. pick another question. Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 23:08, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

@Turb0-Sunrise: cool! btw did you like today's issue gergdown, eh (talk) 23:34, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

yes Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 23:35, 30 September 2025 (UTC)

YANKEES SUCK! also, UnSignpost

The UnSignpost

Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

October 1, 2025 • Issue #223 • Archives • Press Room

A competitor? What perverted bullshittery is this?!

By Turb0-Sunrise
In a shocking twist of events, the UnSignpost's monopoly on bullshit news is under a nonexistent threat. Theultimategergdown's "Gerg's Shitroom" is "a shittier version of the UnSignpost" that only he can edit. I smell perverted bullshittery! To be fair, I don't have a great sense of smell. Fuck you. Also, what's with this weird line? Yeah, that one. On the right. Other right, retard!------------

Bermuda's Fucked. By Turb0-Sunrise
As Hurricane Humberto becomes the latest Cabo Verde swing-and-miss, Tropical Storm Imelda brews north of the Bahamas. Forecast to begin affecting Bermuda as a hurricane this afternoon.

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VFS is Open! By who do you think
As of earlier this morning, Alula has opened up VFS. Let the shitstorm begin. RealDonaldTrump has jumped out to an early lead. Biopic The Olula is a Frankenstein-esque monster created by duct-taping the head of an Alula to the body of an OPOSSUM. The brain power of an Olula is very weak, as they only know hot to say one phrase, "“HIPPITY HOPPITY SHMIPPITY SHMOPPITY PIPPITY POPPITY FLIPPITY FLOPPITY SCRIPPITY SCROP-" OH GOD GET THE CUCUMBERS!

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From The Logs

• 19:08, 27 September 2025 User:Turb0-Sunrise created page Backwards-ass hillbilly bullshit (←Redirected page to Lynyrd Skynyrd)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Burn Your Friend's House Down (6.5/0)

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From The Forums

• Forum:Last person to edit wins
• Uh...
• Nothing else.
• Go make a forum, dipshit.

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UnSignpost News

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Turb0-Sunrise(YANKEES SUCK!) 14:22, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

awesomesauce gergdown, eh (talk) 18:21, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

So nice to see this up and running again. Please include me when posting ShabiDOO 22:56, 1 October 2025 (UTC)

@Shabidoo: if you want to get unsignpost news whenever it releases, uh, you may put this template on your user talk page: {{UnSignpost}} gergdown, eh (talk) 23:41, 1 October 2025 (UTC)