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It was about time to archive for the upcoming "Gergup"... you could even say its an... ARCHIBE! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:13, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

Well, now that you mention it...[edit source]

how long IS the longest page? the only reason iOS isn't any longer is because i ran out of ideas for funny apps... buuuuuut 8th place seems like a lame place to leave it at... (jk, i don't want to make it a lag machine) LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 22:36, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

@MK: ~2 megabytes, aka 2,048 kilobytes. iOS is 6% of the longest article, being... The scientifically biggest page possible. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:37, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
A story built one sentence at a time is the next longest, and is as long as 3 of my talk page --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif DUN VFH UotM 22:40, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
wow, that is quite the page! Looking at the source code was not very easy haha. a shame i'm getting beat by British history tho LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 22:48, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
@MK: ideas for the iOS thing: Flappy Birds - Angry Birds - Pinterest - Temu - Netflix - App Store - Stocks app - Discord - Weird Game from India/China that uses a recognizable characters and stamps It in an unrelated game - Umasume or however it's called - and, of course, Grindr. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:59, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: oh feck, you're so right! These are perfect additions. #fuckgoldship LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 23:01, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
@MK: Can there be a Cards against Humanity mobile clone called "Master Baiters"? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:02, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
no js allowed, so it all has to be faked unfortunately, but i miiiiight be able to squeak something out with more pag offsets. maybe. or just have it auto play itself. Most of the app templates exist on there already, so its pretty easy to churn out new ones now, the hard part is doing unique ones like that LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 23:05, 1 April 2026 (UTC)

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