This is Gergdown's talk page, also known as a pile of hot garbage. It's garbage. This is also a page where you can send shit, poo, and garbage to Gergdown.
THE THREE GERG RULEZ:
1. I don't really care if you sign.(It's because I'll just add it myself.)
3. Go wild!(You only have a short time in this world, spread out in the infinite view of space that seemingly goes on forever and ever... but doesn't that give life meaning? Maybe you should stop listening to this random Reddit nerderator behind the screen!)
how long IS the longest page? the only reason iOSisn't any longer is because i ran out of ideas for funny apps... buuuuuut 8th place seems like a lame place to leave it at... (jk, i don't want to make it a lag machine) MetalKittenっ◔◡◔)っ 22:36, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
wow, that is quite the page! Looking at the source code was not very easy haha. a shame i'm getting beat by British history tho MetalKittenっ◔◡◔)っ 22:48, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
@MK: ideas for the iOS thing: Flappy Birds - Angry Birds - Pinterest - Temu - Netflix - App Store - Stocks app - Discord - Weird Game from India/China that uses a recognizable characters and stamps It in an unrelated game - Umasume or however it's called - and, of course, Grindr. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:59, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: oh feck, you're so right! These are perfect additions. #fuckgoldship MetalKittenっ◔◡◔)っ 23:01, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
@MK: Can there be a Cards against Humanity mobile clone called "Master Baiters"? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:02, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
no js allowed, so it all has to be faked unfortunately, but i miiiiight be able to squeak something out with more pag offsets. maybe. or just have it auto play itself. Most of the app templates exist on there already, so its pretty easy to churn out new ones now, the hard part is doing unique ones like that MetalKittenっ◔◡◔)っ 23:05, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
Pulverize this talk page with my UnSignpost[edit source]
The former UnSignpost everythinger and Bostonian propaganda spreader Turb0-Sunrise was banned after evidence that he used sockpuppets. There are too many to list here, but the accounts were usually named after hockey coaches.
That's right, the former admin and very old user Zombiebaron came back after a nearly 3-year-long hiatus. Gammakid999 immediately spammed his talk page with what appears to be lengthy messages of gibberish. He was then banned for one month and 2/3rds of a second due to spamming on Zombiebaron's talk page. Very sad.
We're happy to get the Baron back, but I have just one warning to tell you: If you see him on a FurAffinity page... be on alert... maybe run depending on your opinions.
Gergdown was caught trying to do EVIL, like creating bad articles to clog up qvfd, and breaking into Noopnurf's home! That's right, something so EVIL, it was in real life! In addition to these horrible crimes, Gerg was convicted of being from Edmonton.
Gergdown added over a million spaces to my talk page, breaking every single template on there and making it even more laggy than it was before. Obviously, I reverted it moments later, but it made me realize what "the scientifically biggest talk page possible" would actually look like. However, before I reverted, I replied to it and signed my post with four tildes that would expand into my signature and make my talk page longer than the scientifically biggest page possible. On the talk page of the scientifically biggest page possible, Gergdown's response to the whole situation was "We broke Uncyclopedia, thanks to Fish on skates (and I guess me too). What the fuck."
The moment VFS opened up, three users were immediately nominated; Turb0-Sunrise, Fish on skates and Gergdown. All of which had positive votes from various users. Later in the voting process, PriestGoofball and MK were nominated, with Priest Goofball getting more positive votes and MK being a candidate for the worst VFS nom EVER.
Uncyclopedia now has an official Fluxer server! From what I can understand, it's a Discord alternative. Among the people who've joined are L10nM4st3r, Alula, Neco arc's husband, the pikaclone guy, and of course, yours truly.
Recently, a ton of spambots have been flooding recent changes. All of them are sock puppets that either blank, spam or replace various articles and talk pages. All the vandals target Turb0-Sunrise's talk page likely because he keeps reverting their vandalism. What makes the situation more annoying is that they keep vandalising when no admins are active leading to them wreaking havoc for extended periods of time. Fortunately, Fish on skates, Turb0 and I have been able to revert the vandalism.
15:27, 8 April 2026 Turb0-Sunrise moved page Uncyclopedia:Last person to edit wins to Forum:Last person to edit wins over a redirect without leaving a redirect (NO. UNFORGIVABLE. GOODBYE.) (Tags: wTools, Disambiguation links)
19:24, 8 April 2026 Alula moved page Film to Movie(the literal displaytitle of this article is "movie". like come on) (Tag: wTools)
Just letting you know I used temp mail to confirm my email so I cannot view that message. Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 02:35, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
@Soviet: Ok so it was basically the fact that the Purple leaf plans were decoded by ME. Though since nobody else has decoded it (lol) I'll just say that the first day they plan to attack is on a weekend, so you probably don't have to worry about school or something. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:37, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
Yeah uh, i cracked it too. I think I'll be free on all the days. But I am so writing about this in the UnSignpost. --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 03:03, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
Reminder that the true signal is unknown and will only be known by a few once I finally get a Fluxer acc. There are many potential options as to what it could be. Also I don't even remember all of them LOL only 1 of them. Gerg has to crack all the codes I put there. AtomicAnonSteal my electrons 03:36, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
Over on AIBOPAAT and AIBOPAAT/Big, a small coalition has begun to take the Canadian flag by force. In a clear break of the Armistice, the troops have begun turning the flag perple, which if successful, will lead to the presence of two Chanadian flags on each versions, with a total of 4. Gergdown and Soviet have begun fighting back, though with little success.
After a counter-attack on the 24th and the 25th however, the Canadians have been able to push the Purplese back from almost total destruction of the Canadians to having the flag be painted red in AIBOPAAT and being painted pure Canadian blood in AIBOPAAT/Big.
I've been visiting our wacky cousin Illogicopedia a few times. It's a peculiar land where they tell stories of fnurdle-toots, eeble-sonks, and long-gone legends. I was wandering around one day, as I often do, and decided to write a few articles. Articles there are pretty easy to write, it just has to not be gibberish. And the people, while not as active as the Uncyclopedian bunch, answer questions eventually. There are familiar faces, some of which are a bit too familiar, and there are completely new (to me) people. And something I've noticed recently is more Uncyclopedians coming there. Me included.
17:18, 28 April 2026 Hindleyite was automatically promoted from autoconfirmed user and rollbacker to autoconfirmed user, rollbacker and extended confirmed user
You are now an extended confirmed user admin! This comes with "perks", such as:
Vandalizing fully protected pages (why would you do that)
Being eligible for Sysop of the Month
Banning any lower user who dares to question your authority
Overall abusing your newfound power with pride and prejudice
If you have any questions, slap Fish on skates with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:31, 30 April 2026 (UTC)
damnit dani i was gonna write an actual admin welcoming message I've also added you to UN:AA. Feel free to change the description i gave you if you want to. 22:36, 30 April 2026 (UTC)
this user literally joined today and has already created several articles that somehow aren't just two lines of text. I can't be the only one who's quite suspicious of the method used to create these articles. could you pull up the AI check thing and pass this user's contributions through it, pls? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 08:17, 13 May 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: After taking a look at their user page and Wikipedia account, I fairly certain they are just moving their deleted Wikipedia articles to Uncyclopedia [1]Sovıet🎙️ 11:32, 13 May 2026 (UTC)
@Soviet: huh. guess the guy must have felt lucky to find this site, because it's certainly too unserious for Wikipedia. in fact, I wonder how the guy thought that could stay on Wikipedia for more than one hour. well, I guess it's a good thing to know it's not AI (as far as we know). 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:14, 13 May 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: According to his Wikipedia talk page, MSCGWW wrote all his articles in their user space. Sovıet🎙️ 12:37, 13 May 2026 (UTC)
Nice, thanks for looking into that. MrXblow me 13:17, 13 May 2026 (UTC)
Either they are a sockpuppet of a registered user, or they are a natural writer. I say embrace it (unless given a reason to suspect otherwise). Can always use new fab members to the site. The article doesn't seem AI in the slightest. ShabiDOO 22:54, 4 June 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3:@MrX:@Shabidoo:@Soviet: Hello all concerned, I can confirm I am neither a sockpuppet of an old user or a sexy AI chatbot. I am just a brand new loser user with too much free time and energy and not enough to do offline. I knew about uncyclopedia when I was younger but forgot about it for years and never engaged with it until now. The first few articles I created here were mostly finished already just in my wp sandbox before I got nuked by admins, which is why they have a different tone than the articles I've written since moving here, and also why they appeared so quickly! I am very anti-ai in art and writing, even though I do think integrating cs into art can be cool and productive, like the UnBooks I wrote was generated by a pure data program I wrote, because fuck asking chatgpt to try that, it would find a way to mess up generating 5 words in random sequence, as simple as that is. Anyway please feel free to talk to me directly if you have any more questions, you don't have to be internet sleuths. Or I might lie to you. I'll probably lie to you to make myself sound cool so you'll like me.16:44, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
can confirm MSCGWW is a stinky liarlegit writer and likes gay sex MetalKittenっ◔◡◔)っ 17:11, 5 June 2026 (UTC)
No harm was meant MSCGWW. But you have to realise that it absolutely gets noticed when a user comes out of nowhere, plops down a full user page, a polished very featurable article and the kind of contributions that usually takes weeks/months of usership to develop. We have definitely had sockpuppets before (for good, funny and not good reasons) but yeah, should have been talking to you directly rather than talking about you. Glad to have you hear, very much looking forward to your next article. Welcome ShabiDOO 21:31, 7 June 2026 (UTC)
@Shabidoo: No offense was taken, I like the way y'all run this place. I actually just finished another article today, if you want to check it out. Definitely still rough around the edges. As for my insane and godlike talent, chock that up to my gold star education in the humanities.23:07, 7 June 2026 (UTC)
In case you haven't already heard, we have 3 new admins this month. Turb0-Sunrise, Gergdown, and me have all passed April's VFS. So far, 2 out of the 3 admins' first administrative decision was to block DaniPine3. Exciting! On the less exciting side of things, Turb0 has decided to take a week and a half long break as his first act of being an admin.
If you read our last issue, you'll know that a small group of people were attempting to perple-ify the Canadian flag on AIBOPAAT and AIBOPAAT/Big. Unfortunately for the perpleres, Gergdown and Soviet were able to hold most of the leaf there, but also unfortunately for them, had to concede the red leaf in AIBOPAAT/Big! That is, until weapons of mass destruction were created. On the frontlines? Soviet's Bot. A bot made for defending Canada every time a user edited in that area. The perplerers didn't stand a chance, as the leaf was flipped in an hour. But Soviet's Bot was later captured after complaints of bugs and unfairness.
After many months of nothing happening, Gergdown and Alula have managed to fix the few redlinks left in sprawling text adventure game Make it to Ketchikan. As of the time of writing, there are 2,115 pages in the game's category, which is around 300 more than the original Zork.
22:19, 30 April 2026 Alula changed group membership for Turb0-Sunrise from autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and thumbsucker to autopatroller, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, thumbsucker and administrator (fun fact: the "ys" in sysop stands for "yankees suck!")
22:21, 30 April 2026 Alula changed group membership for Gergdown from autopatroller, confirmed user, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and thumbsucker to autopatroller, confirmed user, extended confirmed user, rollbacker, thumbsucker and administrator (fun fact: the "pl" in sysopl stands for "perple lerf")
22:36, 30 April 2026 Fish on skates blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 1 second (Wow, this "block" feature is amazing!)
22:49, 30 April 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (being a lazibum)
This issue is a [specil] one, not only because this is the 250th UnSignpost, but because the UnSignpost is 18 years old. That's right, it's of legal age! On May 6-8th, 2008, when Uncyclopedia was still a colony of Wikia, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek wrote the first ever UnSignpost, delivered by lovely bot Fnoodle. Old UnSignpost issues didn't have a template, looked all colorful and stuff, and had advertisements for articles obtained through Special:Random. Here's a short excerpt from the first issue.
“For too long, Uncyclopedia has been devoid of talk page spam, such as thank you templates and welcome messages. To rectify this, Dr. Skullthumper, a local doctor and zombie specialist, and Cajek, one of the last members of the light-blue-ish species of Cajeks, have created a newspaper in the latest exercise in futility to hit the site since Forum:Count to a million.”
Around the time WMF was shutting down Wikinews, they were promoting Wikifunctions instead. So I decided to propose UnFunctions on the village dump, later making a prototype Main Page of it on my sandbox. Soon, it will be high quality enough to go to mainspace (however I’ve been making redirects to the page, and I’ve apologized). Enjoy this very new UnProject!
It all started when Ri asked MrX and Turb0-Sunrise to nominate themselves for UGotM because they claimed, "I barley do shit." This led to me replying to Ri saying they're not eligible because the award is for people who write crap, and Ri hasn't written that much. After responding to Ri, he proceeded to make a bunch of crappy articles such as The epic tale on how I attempted to get useless gobshite of the month and Me after I ha sex with ivy both containing a single line of text. Shortly after, I informed Ri this is not how you get UGotM and told him he had to write actual articles.
Eventually, MrX replied to Ri saying, "Probably not, mainly because I rarely dip into the of-the-month awards, also because this is basically a self nomination after your request."
After the incident with Ri, I have decided to nominate AtomicAnon for UGotM due to him writing at least 27 articles that are short, lacking in images and/or links and got huffed. Fish on skates has voted For. saying he restarted the Perple Lerf war. AtomicAnon has also nominated MSCGWW saying her articles are mostly imcomplete and that she treats this site as a story telling forum.
I was on the Uncyclopedia Discord server, scrolling through #recent-changes because it had an unread message, and the bot said that Alula edited Forum:Archiving Uncyclopedia, which is an UN:DUMP forum about archiving Uncyclopedia pages just like Encyclopædia Dramatica has did for years. I had so much effort adding this headline, but someone has edited the page before I had saved, so I had to start from the beginning. Screw Turb0-Sunrise.
Do you like my new signature? It has the flag of my country, which does not violate UN:PII by the way. I checked and you can in fact, mention your country on Uncyclopedia. — OfficialWatchOS7
Do you have any extremely tedious tasks for my bot? — Soviet
have it clean your room or something
From The Logs
18:12, May 14, 2026 Turb0-Sunrise changed group membership for Gammakid999 from autopatroller and extended confirmed user to autopatroller, extended confirmed user and rollbacker (felt like it)
22:23, May 19, 2026 Alula changed group membership for OPOSSUM's alt account created because the spanish sysadmins are retarded from (none) to autopatroller (for patrolling purposes)
23:30, 20 May 2026 Gergdown blocked Squaw Dee with an expiration time of 1 second (account creation disabled) (MOVED my AWESOME PAGE.......)
23:39, 20 May 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked Gergdown with an expiration time of 15 hours (account creation disabled) (blocked Squaw Dee)
23:54, 20 May 2026 Gergdown blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 1 month (account creation disabled) (Blocked Squee Dee at a different time)
Sorry I’m not as up to date on things as I’d like to be, but if you do leave (hope you don’t), it doesn’t have to be permanent, you can always come back any time. MrXblow me 13:16, 28 May 2026 (UTC)
You can become like ARandomPage, with her random two-week Uncyclopedia phases --DameFishonskatesDUNVFHUotM 13:26, 28 May 2026 (UTC)
I'll roll a d20 every day. If that die lands on a 20, I'll come back for exactly one moment, go on LPTEW, and write "Das poopen farten!" 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 13:28, 28 May 2026 (UTC)
SystemPhantom has created a template in their user space which, when opened, displays 25 randomly chosen templates from a list of 94 templates in User:SystemPhantom/TemplatePayload. Bottle made from Bottles then created an Article Nuke, which displays several articles and userpages at once.
Since 19 March, Gammakid999 has been nominated for Sandwich of the Month by AtomicAnon and no one has voted on it since. That was until I finally saw the nomination and voted For.. Shortly after, Gamma voted Yes. .
After 11 days of running, Soviet's Bot has removed all red links that have fewer than three requests from the main space. This has been an issue for so long on Uncyclopedia making articles rampant with red links look horrible, leading to people removing them manually. Next, the bot added Category:Uncyclopedia Games Subpages to all UnGames subpages. However, people thought that the changes were useless since the category was used to keep UnGames subpages off of Special:UncategorizedPages, and most of the pages the bot categorized already had categories. So, Alula rollbacked those edits, flooding recent changes in the process.
Biopic
Multiliteralist, now editing as MultLit, has come back to Uncyclopedia after a very long break. They have created the article Broken TV set with Fish on skates, and plan to make more articles about different views on broken TV sets. Fish likes the new idea, and hopes to help more in the future.
How do I sign A post I forgot how. -leshy64 — Leshy 64
tilde tilde tilde tilde
From The Logs
01:05, 21 May 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked Gergdown with an expiration time of 1 minute and 9 seconds (account creation disabled) (not sigma enough)
15:45, 26 May 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked Fish on skates with an expiration time of 47 seconds (account creation disabled) (existed in front of me)
15:35, 27 May 2026 Turb0-Sunrise huffed page Ivan tavčar (NO SHIT SHERLOCK)
15:54, 27 May 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 2 millennia, 8 centuries, 7 decades, 1 year, 304 days, 18 hours, 46 minutes and 48 seconds (account creation disabled) (you must take on the sins of the rest of the spanish pine trees)
19:04, 3 June 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked MK with an expiration time of 45 seconds (account creation disabled) (commiting yankee-related war crimes)
@Gammakid999: I want to say thank you first off. Secondly I would like to kill the guys who deactivate my timer 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:35, 9 June 2026 (UTC)
On June 3rd, Alula reverted Soviet's Bot, who has categorized every UnGames subpage with Category:Uncyclopedia Games Subpages (which they weren't supposed to have). She gave herself flood to do this, but the user right is bugged so edits tagged as rollback don't get hidden, filling up recent changes completely and causing massive lag on the server in the process. Although all of the edits were reverted, Alula restored a few of the categorised versions.
Uncyclopedia is no stranger to Deltarot (that is, Deltarune brainrot). It's in the forums, it was on the main page that one time, and it even comes up in our belovedUnSignpost. And on June 24th, 2026, chapter 5 of Deltarune will come out. DaniPine3, Alula, Turb0-Sunrise, and I made a bingo card in LPTEW predicting, well, "predicting" what would happen in the new chapter. OPOSSUM however expressed dislike of Deltarune fans, or "Deltagoons", from beyond the grave.
So, as a lot of you might know, Soviet had a signature that used Spike's signature design, and I found out when I joined the Spoon. I asked him about this design in his talkpage, and he said it was for the laughs. Then, Fish on skates responded with the signature design, and Soviet responded with Fish on skates' typical signature design, and then Fish on skates responded to it with my signature design. I actually cringed because the logo was preserved. Update: As of writing this, I am currently at high risk because I am having a discussion relating to the front page of my YouTube channel. For Fish on skates and Soviet: I have removed my channel trailer from the homepage and updated my description.
What is the difference between a trout and a gay trout? When is the regular trout used and when is the gay trout used? Does it have to do with extremeness? — OfficialWatchOS7
it happens upon gay moments
Are you allowed to put three questions in one bullet point? What would the ramifications of this be? And why would Chara do this? — alula
wait have we just decided to call watch "chara" all of a sudden? ok fine
From The Logs
03:08 6 June, 2026 L10nM4st3r blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled) (For not being blocked enough times)
03:54 6 June, 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked L10nM4st3r with an expiration time of 48 seconds (account creation disabled) (blocked dani for not a good reason)
10:49 6 June, 2026 Alula blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 0 seconds (account creation disabled) (interfering with the blocking of the danipines)
09:12, 8 June 2026 Alula blocked Soviet's Bot with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (one block coming up)
15:00, 17 June 2026 Alula blocked Turb0-Sunrise with an expiration time of 2 hours, 5 minutes and 8 seconds (account creation disabled) (so I herd u like joke blockz)
Georgeup no go :[ --Fishonskates 19:22, 23 June 2026 (UTC)
The thing is that the “greg” thing is a joke. I hope Gerg remembers that he should write another word on the Zeitpyramide page. PLEBwatchOS 7@OfficialWatchOS7 09:03, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
Yesterday or today?? 'Cause if yesterday... then yeah. But I haven't missed any days since, and I update at ~5:00 PM unless I'made big mistakes... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 13:27, 24 June 2026 (UTC)
It seems there are only 4 days left, which is a shame... is there a way we can contact with you even when you're not using this wiki anymore? you seem like a chill dude, and it'd be a shame if we never heard from you ever again. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:14, 1 July 2026 (UTC)
I'll still have my talk page open and I'll check it every once in a bit. You can also email me. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:13, 1 July 2026 (UTC)
Zeitpyramide, an article that Gergdown adds one word to every day, will be completed soon on July 5th, 2026. Gerg plans to retire from Uncyclopedia after this, presumably to focus on Deltarot. Many editors have said they'll miss him, and OPOSSUM even made a song as a gift.
On June 24th, Deltarune's 5th chapter came out. While people didn't go as nuts as they did last year when chapters 3 and 4 came out, it was still plenty crazy. The "bingoux kaard" made in LPTEW ended up "[missing] the mark quite spectacularly" according to alula. Also, I confessed to not having played the game at all in the Fluxer. Hey, a good newspaper's gotta not leave anything out.
Yankees get fucking swept, Turb0 causes entire site to go insane
OfficialWatchOS7 created Forum:Getting to know you, which was based on the same forum on Illogicopedia. Unfortunately, there were many misinterpretations, some deliberate, some not. Nobody actually shared anything about themselves, but it was proof that Uncyclopedians can't have nice things.
@OfficialWatchOS7: That's not how time works??? There's a word today, and a word tomorrow.... Prepare to be trouted. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:11, 4 July 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: I have already said this on my talkpage. It’s important to note that my timezone is UTC+4. PLEBwatchOS 7@OfficialWatchOS7 19:40, 4 July 2026 (UTC)
@OfficialWatchOS7: Yeah I'm dead. I still check my talk page once in a while though, so if you have questions, I'll probably answer them here still. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:55, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
Here's a question for you: can you give Hot Chocolate autopatrolled? They've been here long enough and make a ton of edits making it a pain to patrol all of them. [Soviet]»[Ask for free votes] » (Ping for reply.) 16:51, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
beat him to it --Fishonskates 17:46, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
nother question, when the FUCK is the 16-bit night revamp Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 17:52, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
99% retired. Plus I kind of want people to use the email function instead, but some people rather prefer talk pages. Sad, I know. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:14, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
That way we can still reach you out without worrying if you're reading this talkpage or not. You seem like a chill guy and I wouldn't want to lose contact that quickly :] also there are several things about Deltarune I'd like to talk about. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 22:52, 7 July 2026 (UTC)
I know that he said he'll still read/write stuff on his talk page, so he's not totally gone Noopnurf,NoopiestofNurfs 00:31, 8 July 2026 (UTC)
L10nM4st3r has awarded you 2 cookies! Didn't notice you fixed something. I'll link the github so you can read the pretty code, and I re-added your change which I'll add back to the page tomorrow as well (If I remember that is)
Can you help me turn the Canadian flag back to red on the big version? Turb0 and Gammakid are turning it orange and checkered. [Soviet]»[Ask for free votes] » (Ping for reply.) 15:19, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
Hey, give me credit! I'm the one turning it into a checkerboard, not Turb0 15:20, 15 July 2026 (UTC)
Zeitpyramide, the article where Gergdown has added one word every day has been finished and Gergdown has officially announced his retirement stating, "I'm dead. Moving to bigger and better things." on his user page. Gergdown has also put the retired template on his user page confirming his retirement. However, Turb0-Sunrise still wants Gergdown to revamp 16-Bit Night, a song that Turb0 made for the game Bust into Boston and that Gerg said he would revamp when he had the time.
You’ve seen people on this wiki make their own private encyclopedia, right? Well, I decided to create my own! It's called 7wiki, where I will make truly encyclopedic articles in which I would usually make it on my sandbox or userspace. There was an issue displaying the official logo in place of the Uncyclopedia logo for users of the default Vector legacy skin, MonoBook, and Timeless, but Soviet fixed it. The encyclopedia is on my userspace. Anyone can edit it (it has to be factual), but all of the articles have to be made by me; request on my talk page.
Former admin and current admin RealDonaldTrump has changed his name to something. Shit. What the fuck was it?
So I'm getting word that it's now GoulashFan. See? Monkey wrench in the whole system. Do they just expect us not to be lazy bums and change everything we've done? Bullshit.
When do you think you were at your "peak" on Uncyclopedia? — Soviet
i never peaked lol
From The Logs
20:21, 4 July 2026 Gergdown blocked OfficialWatchOS7 talk contribs from the page Penis with an expiration time of 1 second (I'm also blocking you from editing Penis for 1 second due to misinformation)
14:31, 15 July 2026 Alula blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 1 minute and 7 seconds (account creation disabled) (Being a LaziBum)
14:40, 15 July 2026 Turb0-Sunrise blocked Alula with an expiration time of 1 minute and 9 seconds (account creation disabled) (being an a-poo-la)
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I'm still retired fyi... I just wanted to come back for like 10ish edits. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 06:39, 17 August 2026 (UTC)
@Soviet: you don't need to put the "welcome back template" every time he or someone else recently retired edits --Fishonskates 17:12, 17 August 2026 (UTC)
can we just kidnap gerg Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 17:17, 17 August 2026 (UTC)
where would we hide him from the cops? --Fishonskates 17:37, 17 August 2026 (UTC)
For. saying he restarted the Perple Lerf war. AtomicAnon has also nominated 
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