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archive'd[edit source]
archive 🍁 gergdown 🍁 ☀️ 00:41, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
new sig[edit source]
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:07, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
or should i say... signatures???
☃️ gergdown 🎄 ☀️ 🌸 gergdown 🌼 ☀️ 🏖️ gergdown 🍦 ☀️ 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️
Stop, collaborate and listen! USP is back with a brand new edition![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.USP-GS Merger?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
What's with all the new users?
By Turb0-Sunrise
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
- What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
- Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
- U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- Perchance.
- why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
- How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
- Yes.
From The Logs
- 19:08, 27 September 2025 User:Turb0-Sunrise created page Backwards-ass hillbilly bullshit (←Redirected page to Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Top VFH Competitors
- Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Invader Zim (5/0.5)
- Tel Aviv (3/0)
- HowTo:Eat an orange (2/0)
VFH Highlight Of The Week Moccasins (10.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week {{{quote}}}
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:48, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: you forgot to do vfh highlight of the week and vfh contenders 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:49, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
- i know 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 18:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)- fine! i shall do it myself ! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:51, 15 October 2025 (UTC)
- i know 👻CUN Turb0-
Cookie[edit source]
 | Teh Epik Duck has awarded you a cookie! Have this for thanking my edit! |
Teh Spooky Duck (TRICK OR TREAT!) 17:19, 21 October 2025 (UTC)
Ugh, not another UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.Yonkagor Sucks, Panther!
By Turb0-Sunrise
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.
Gerg nommed for admin, does not go well
By Turb0-Sunrise
Notable[eugh?] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.
"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet 🤓 also give me half an year and then nom me again 🤓 🤓 🤓" — Gergdown
Biopic
- how does water taste in New England -IP man — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Yankee hatred and a little bit of rust
- are you a aviation enthusiast? -Soviet — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- Not really, but planes are cool I guess.
- More questions? — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- Yes, Gerg.
- Are you unemployed? -Soviet — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- Squirrel!
From The Logs
Top VFH Competitors
VFH Highlight Of The Week Moccasins (10.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week It skids over the sea like Jesus on crack. -OPOSSUM
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:42, 22 October 2025 (UTC)
ugh[edit source]
what the hell is a guitar cat 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:24, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- idk bro?? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:25, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- it's in the im not a robot game so you should know 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:35, 24 October 2025 (UTC)- @Turb0-Sunrise: oh you're talking about level 23? yeah that level has its question randomized. you just have to find the guitar cat 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:30, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- it's in the im not a robot game so you should know 👻CUN Turb0-
had an idea for credit music[edit source]
Maybe we have "Dirty Water" By The Standells instead of a custom made song. reasoning for this can be found if you go through the effort to ask 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:58, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- as i said, i think we should make the credits music... after we (almost) finished the game? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:59, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- well somebody would need to find dirty water, and see second sentence above 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:02, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- well who even is this "dirty water" guy? does he care about us using The Standells? also this is a parody website, you can use copyrighted material freely because it's protected by the law in the US (using other people's shit for parody is fair game) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:03, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- dirty water isn't a guy, it's the damn charles river, and all we need is an mp3 to be uploaded but i'm not going to because i cant be assed 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:06, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- well too bad. i'm not gonna. because i'm lazy and it's fucking cold 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:07, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- fineth! thou shalt suffereth my WRATH! Observeth! 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:14, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- No you failed 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:16, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- no u 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:16, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- your mom 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:17, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- papyrus 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:18, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- And i shall edit conflict you for until this sentence is over 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:19, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- NO. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- oops i meant no 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- fine ill yell at opossum 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:21, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- @Turb0-Sunrise: actually, can you do that again? i missed it because i was watching smth in the back 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:22, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- do what 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:35, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- ur mom 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:36, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- uno reverse, and find the damn mp3 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:41, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- nah 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:44, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- yah 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:45, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- still nah. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:46, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- yah 👻CUN Turb0-
- nah 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:44, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- uno reverse, and find the damn mp3 👻CUN Turb0-
- ur mom 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:36, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- do what 👻CUN Turb0-
- @Turb0-Sunrise: actually, can you do that again? i missed it because i was watching smth in the back 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:22, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- fine ill yell at opossum 👻CUN Turb0-
- oops i meant no 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- NO. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:20, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- And i shall edit conflict you for until this sentence is over 👻CUN Turb0-
- papyrus 👻CUN Turb0-
- your mom 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:17, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- no u 👻CUN Turb0-
- No you failed 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:16, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- fineth! thou shalt suffereth my WRATH! Observeth! 👻CUN Turb0-
- well too bad. i'm not gonna. because i'm lazy and it's fucking cold 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:07, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- dirty water isn't a guy, it's the damn charles river, and all we need is an mp3 to be uploaded but i'm not going to because i cant be assed 👻CUN Turb0-
- well who even is this "dirty water" guy? does he care about us using The Standells? also this is a parody website, you can use copyrighted material freely because it's protected by the law in the US (using other people's shit for parody is fair game) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:03, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- well somebody would need to find dirty water, and see second sentence above 👻CUN Turb0-
okay fine here it is @Turb0-Sunrise: 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:47, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- you fucker. actually find it 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:50, 25 October 2025 (UTC)- what, am i supposed to be a standells-keeper? i would but i'm lazy 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:51, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- and on the internet roadtrip somebody just told another guy to "chill out caillou" 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:52, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- and on the internet roadtrip somebody just told another guy to "chill out caillou" 👻CUN Turb0-
- what, am i supposed to be a standells-keeper? i would but i'm lazy 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:51, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- you fucker. actually find it 👻CUN Turb0-
and jokes on you i actually like never gonna give you up 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:53, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- that's not what the rickroll was used for....... i also like the song 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:54, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- anyway i'm working on vancouverite sojourn so i'm locking in 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:56, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
- you seem to be done, find it 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 00:53, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- nuh-uh 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- to finding it or being done 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 00:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- to finding it or being done 👻CUN Turb0-
- nuh-uh 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- you seem to be done, find it 👻CUN Turb0-
- anyway i'm working on vancouverite sojourn so i'm locking in 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:56, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
What is the "Priest Goofball Mod?"[edit source]
And why does it actually have Google Search results, reviews from YouTubers with over 15K subscribers, and even Reddit fanart? Did you make it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ 
(vandalize my talk page) 16:43, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: okay so the story's a bit complicated, and every time i try to explain it, it sounds like i'm trying to explain a dream from a crack addict.
So basically, in the year 1782 AD, Wolfgang Mozart created a song called "Leck mich im Arsch". Literally meaning "Lick me in the ass", this song was basically made as a shitpost among Mozart's friends.
this had nothing to do with the story, i just wanted to explain that the guy with 15k subs (teox) is a deltarune shitposter (for some reason, called deltarotter in the community?). at the same time, i was getting interested in coding (javascript), so to learn a bit more about coding formatting, i decided to make the priest goofball mod. priest goofball is a character in teox's animations that he made, fyi. teox uploaded a priest goofball battle theme at the same time, so the stars literally aligned.
And at last, was the post. so, thus, i began working on the mod. eventually the teox deltarot team (yeah they're a team) saw it and wrote "Peak" in the comments. God bless the internet. and that was the tale... of the mod.
i explained it also here, fyi. after i finish the mod i'll probably fully work on vancouverite sojourn's extension and continue being an uncyclopedian... probably.
i think that's all about the story? i guess the lesson of this tale is how things can escalate to become amazing stuff? whatever. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- escelate to become amazing stuff? amazing like... your mom! tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:09, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- That's actually kinda cool. You're kinda famous... even it is among self-proclaimed "deltarotters". Also thanks for the explanation, becuase I know near jack about Undertale and Deltarune and whatever, to the disappointment of DaniPine3. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
(vandalize my talk page) 17:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: although only having 115 subscribers isn't really "famous"... it's still like, a lot compared to say, the median of every single youtube channel. anyhow, i'm gonna go back to working on it. (either that, or i'll just keep working on Vancouverite Sojourn). 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 17:22, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- That's actually kinda cool. You're kinda famous... even it is among self-proclaimed "deltarotters". Also thanks for the explanation, becuase I know near jack about Undertale and Deltarune and whatever, to the disappointment of DaniPine3. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- escelate to become amazing stuff? amazing like... your mom! tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe 👻CUN Turb0-
find the mp3[edit source]
or i shall be pissed off 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 18:51, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- okay 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- wrong mp3 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- oh okay⠀⠀—> mp3
- found it 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:02, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- find the actual mp3 dumbass 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:26, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- oh okay⠀⠀—> actual mp3
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:29, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- find the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:44, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- oh okay⠀⠀—> song file and upload it
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:46, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- download the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:50, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- got it 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:50, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- that is not dirty water 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:52, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- that is not dirty water 👻CUN Turb0-
- got it 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:50, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- download the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-
- oh okay⠀⠀—> song file and upload it
- find the song file and upload it 👻CUN Turb0-
- oh okay⠀⠀—> actual mp3
- find the actual mp3 dumbass 👻CUN Turb0-
- wrong mp3 👻CUN Turb0-
got it
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:53, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- the song "dirty water" by the standells 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:54, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- sorry i'm working on vancouverite sojourn rn 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- it will take two minutes maximum. do you seriously not have two minutes 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)- sorry bro. i'm on a 9-5 schedule. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- fine ill get opossum to do it @OPOSSUM: i need you to do what gerg is apparently unable to do 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- fine ill get opossum to do it @OPOSSUM: i need you to do what gerg is apparently unable to do 👻CUN Turb0-
- sorry bro. i'm on a 9-5 schedule. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- it will take two minutes maximum. do you seriously not have two minutes 👻CUN Turb0-
- sorry i'm working on vancouverite sojourn rn 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- the song "dirty water" by the standells 👻CUN Turb0-
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:02, 26 October 2025 (UTC) @Turb0-Sunrise:
- see what i'm saying? PERFECT CREDIT SONG. gives you a feeling of acomplishment. 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- see what i'm saying? PERFECT CREDIT SONG. gives you a feeling of acomplishment. 👻CUN Turb0-
idea[edit source]
What if the music with all the motifs from songs was the main Massachusetts theme instead of credit music? like reflecting on your journey and all that bullshit 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:36, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
- alright. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:38, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
thou[edit source]
you realize i'm only about 1000 edits behind you right 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 15:51, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- yeah? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:53, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- i barely even edit the asbowaat series so it's actually very surprising that i have 6,000 edits 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:54, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- and i've slowed down quite a lot 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:01, 27 October 2025 (UTC)- wait, how do you have over 1000 edits on your userspace 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:02, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- all the articles i work on in my userspace 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 16:05, 27 October 2025 (UTC)- i have only 800 and i do the same thing... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:05, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- btw turb0 look at the articles section of my userpage :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:07, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- nice 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:49, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- nice 👻CUN Turb0-
- btw turb0 look at the articles section of my userpage :) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:07, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- i have only 800 and i do the same thing... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:05, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- all the articles i work on in my userspace 👻CUN Turb0-
- wait, how do you have over 1000 edits on your userspace 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:02, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- and i've slowed down quite a lot 👻CUN Turb0-
- i barely even edit the asbowaat series so it's actually very surprising that i have 6,000 edits 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:54, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
testing my new header features[edit source]
test 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:12, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
- holy crap it actually works 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:14, 27 October 2025 (UTC)
Don't copy code?[edit source]
thou shouldeth hath toldeth me! what is thou problemeth? Art thou stupideth? also do you like my new sig that i'm probably never going to use
TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 20:53, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- nah you CAN steal code from me... except for the strings. not because of selfishness... but because it's a pain to fucking understand. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:54, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- what about the sig 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:54, 28 October 2025 (UTC)as i said, you may copy all the code from me. yeah, you can copy the signature code.🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:57, 28 October 2025 (UTC)- good sig 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:57, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- and i stole the code from dani's sig so 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:58, 28 October 2025 (UTC)- it's like some kind of grand theft... auto 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:59, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- yes 👻CUN Turb0-
SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:09, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- yes 👻CUN Turb0-
- it's like some kind of grand theft... auto 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:59, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
- and i stole the code from dani's sig so 👻CUN Turb0-
- what about the sig 👻CUN Turb0-
perogerg[edit source]
i made some big changes, go ahead and read through 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:12, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
The spooky USP is here![edit source]
By Fish on skates
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!Gergdown finally does something useful
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
Turb0 Upgrades His Pages
By Turb0-Sunrise
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Identity Criseses Among Us
By Who the fuck do you think
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
Alternatively, you may read it here.
Biopic
- what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Your mom!
- if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- bluug blorp blub.
- the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- yes
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Quote(s) of the Week
“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:39, 29 October 2025 (UTC)
get trolled[edit source]
instead of doing something useful with my life i made a featured article 👻CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻
- i have three maybe-to-be featured articles in the works 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:41, 31 October 2025 (UTC)
heya[edit source]
Suck my enormous golden thumb, bitch. 
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:23, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
- nah. i'll suck your dick. teeheehee... (first, let me actually write some good articles, and not be a deltarotted css hog...) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:24, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
shit[edit source]
turns out one of the composers for deltarune made some music for minecraft. does that mean i have to turn into one of you Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston
Damn the torpedos USP!=[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Nothing. At. All. Interesting. Has. Happened. Period. Wait, yes there has.My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Yeah. Fuck you, IP. Seriously, why mine though? Aren't there 7 or 8 active admins to do that to? What did I even do?
Turb0 gets thumbsucker
By Who do you think
Yeah. That happened. Thanks, MrX.
Biopic
- Whos your favorite vocaloid -hockey salmon — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- none of them
- What do you think of grammer not sees? -Commie — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- fuck them.
- How do you spend your time outside of Uncyclopedia? -Rat — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- Bold of you to assume he does spend time outside of Uncyclopedia -Fish. Thank you, Fish.
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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:25, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
about stealing the archive system[edit source]
it just works better. it's better then making subpages for every month. it's 99% just me being a lazy fuck. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:34, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
- aye... i never said you couldn't! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:35, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
Pardon me, may I ask...[edit source]
Why do all your edit summaries look like clickbaity YouTube video titles? I'm legitimately curious. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:58, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: boredom, i guess? i kinda just started doing them at some point? usually i do it whenever someone messes up, and instead of saying "you screwed up mate, it's supposed to be like this." i just starting saying "WOAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY DID THIS??? (GONE WRONG)". maybe i'm just aging backwards. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️
aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi[edit source]
can you make my userpage all caps? the caps template isn't working Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 02:34, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
- not right now... maybe later. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:36, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
What the FUCK did you just say?[edit source]
i'll need you to not Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:08, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: what? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:35, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Are we running out of USP talkpage headers? Yes.[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?My userpage gets vandalized
By Turb0-Sunrise
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
Biopic
- Opinions on Chicago? — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- Ew.
- Do you know what a kilometer is? — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- no
- Face reveal when? — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- no
- What country are you from? — [nil {{{u4}}}]
- What do you think
- You like 3d modeling? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
- Ya like jazz?
From The Logs
- 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:03, 19 November 2025 (UTC)
November 2025[edit source]
Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize pages by deliberately introducing unfunny personal viewpoints, as you did at An image built one pixel at a time, you may be blocked from editing. (joke) Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 00:00, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
archibe[edit source]
when gerg hitroom issue Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 01:43, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: tomorrow. or today. but probably not for you (unless you stay up for a long, long while...) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:44, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
thou[edit source]
i am redoing "8-bit night" for the only reason of i want to. you may view it in the ridiculously long link beepbox always gives you here. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:28, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
hi gerg[edit source]
want to join the squad? --Dame Fish on skates 
CUN 20:30, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: okay. i might not be a major part of it though 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:34, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Priest Goofball thingy[edit source]
I randomly found out you're apparently making a Deltarune mod. I'm intrigued. do you think when you finish it you could send a link so I could try it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:28, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
- Funny enough, I just installed Game Maker a couple days ago. My dad and I are planning on building a miniature arcade cabinet, and he says I should develop my own game for it. So I had to teach myself to code in only a couple of days, then begin working on the game: "Оperation Cаlamаri", as I've been calling it. Gotta keep remembering to go out on long walks, do a few pull-ups in the garage each day, keep myself in shape and get some fresh air whilst working on this game... it makes me feel disgusting being in front of the computer for hours at a time.
- But I hope your Goofball project turns out well, Gergo! Obviously I know very little about Deltarune aside from that it was also made in Game Maker Studio 2, I wish you the best of luck. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 07:01, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
so you got thumbsucker[edit source]
been accidentally goatsed yet? happened first day for me Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 14:23, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
- no, not yet 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:25, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
Insert USP header here[edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
It's that time of year again. Turkeys and shit. Finally.Not much
By Turb0-Sunrise
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
Biopic
- AA AAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA? — AAAA AA AAAAAA
- AAA A AA.
- Ethnicity? — Soviet
- murican
- Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
- 0
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- 09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
- 10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
- 00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
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Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 22:17, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Obscure and useless knowledge[edit source]
According to the abuse log, an IP user tried to vandalize one of the Vancouverite Sojourn pages. Just something that i wanted to let you know. 
23:34, 30 November 2025 (UTC)
what kind of filter did they trip --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:29, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Alula: uhm actually i already knew that. it was actually (i think) the first MITK page to be vandalized 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:31, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- No, i was talking about vandalism that was stopped by the abuse filter maybe two days ago.
08:02, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- oh okay 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:33, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- No, i was talking about vandalism that was stopped by the abuse filter maybe two days ago.
Good morning, Gerg! I've got a question for ya![edit source]
How close is the Backrooms section of Vancouverite Sojourn to completion? Is it already finished? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:18, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: forgot about that because of the priest goofball mod. since it's almost done, i'll probably go back to working on that area of MITK though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:24, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
wen[edit source]
when hitroom 
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 23:35, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- uhh, today, somewhere today 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:36, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- wunt id nao
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 23:39, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
- wunt id nao
glebdobgor[edit source]
can you do your magic on 16-bit night Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:23, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: first, you must give me the beepbox file 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:58, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- it is here. Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 01:58, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- it is here.
Good news for you![edit source]
I've come back to PixelPlace.IO to create the UNCY guild (Uncyclopedia Moccasin Masters, We Make Hitler Jealous.) Anyone can join freely, and remember to praise Sophia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:51, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: nice, my man. i've created an account called Gergdown on there. i am now going to join it 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:05, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
a petition[edit source]
so I've seen you want to feature the lurking article... I'd like to let you know, it was created by a certain user who's now indefinitely banned for reasons. and I know the whole "separate the artist from the art" thing, but I really don't think we should feature stuff in which that user was heavily involved. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 10:55, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
um[edit source]
is my article funny
also wen itoom Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:13, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- wen sinpos --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:18, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- dotae Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:19, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- dotae
The USP is back in town![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head ShitslingerTM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!Still quiet around here
By Turb0-Sunrise
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really.
Perple Alerska
By Who do you think
After a long war with Gergdown, the Perple of AIBOPAAT will forever be on the Alaskan flag.
RealDonaldTrump Breaks Stuff
By Turb0-Sunrise
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed]
Biopic
- What are you going to do with Turb0pedia? — Soviet
- Not sure, but probably test stuff and make articles that might go in namespace.
- What do you think of Fishionary? — Fish on skates
- me likey
- Are you part of the the 67 cabal? — Fish on skates
- hell no
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UnSignpost News We've switched to a new numerical system for identifying issues. It should work better for me, and also cuts down on bytes when messaging, albeit only by a few.
Quote(s) of the Week
- what the dog doin -Alula
- fatass deer must win -Turb0-Sunrise
Turb0-Sunrise de la YANKEES SUCK! 18:46, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
the very weird test[edit source]
🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:36, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- is article funny gerg Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:39, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- i will read it in about three hours (i'll be busy) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:40, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
- it has been three hours Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:21, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: eh, i don't know how to feel about it. i'm kind of mixed on it. i'm not the funniest tool in the shed, though, so you should probably ask someone else. my only critism is that it's a bit short. that's my advice. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:31, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
- i shall ask shabidoo then Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:31, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: eh, i don't know how to feel about it. i'm kind of mixed on it. i'm not the funniest tool in the shed, though, so you should probably ask someone else. my only critism is that it's a bit short. that's my advice. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:31, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
- it has been three hours Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:21, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
- i will read it in about three hours (i'll be busy) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:40, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
glwirbegdowgher[edit source]
thank you for being the only person to nom something of mine for VFH that wasn't me Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 00:43, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
- we just naming topics anything now --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:52, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
VANS-BR section of Make it to Ketchikan[edit source]
Are you still working on it? I know the regular Vancouver campaign is finished, but the "Backrooms" section, you continued to make pages for it long after you announced the completion of the Vancouverite Sojourn. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 04:51, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: i've been a bit busy hell busting, learning css, developing my mod, and trying to get better after a bad cold. i have tried to work on each and every project everyday (by separating my day into 4 parts), but it got hard after that cold. i've planned to add more jokes into it eventually (like making a bunch of UI which seems important, but is actually useless) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:52, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Gergdown: Sorry about your cold, didn't know about that. I'm currently trying to join a trade school, finish up the last bit of Make it to Ketchikan and continue working on that game I sent you a screenshot of a while back.
Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 19:59, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- @OPOSSUM: the only reason why i worry about my cold is the fact that my piss was brown. and also the fact that i sound like sober yoda at all times. anyway, i hope your game, your application to a trade school, and your finale on MITK goes well! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:29, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
um[edit source]
when song revamp Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:28, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: whenever i have the time 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:52, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
gigdag[edit source]
when song revamp Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:53, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: whenever i have the time 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 22:54, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- did not see the last message woops
also wen iton Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 23:05, 9 December 2025 (UTC)- topic name reminds me of gedagedigedagegao --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:10, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: @Fish on skates: I might actually make Gerg's Shitroom editable by anyone. Yes, I'm talking formally now. Stop asking questions. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:12, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- topic name reminds me of gedagedigedagegao --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:10, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
- did not see the last message woops
UnSignpost? I hardly knew her![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.Gergdown for UOTM
By Fish on skates again
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
LPTEW blanked, WTools allegedly to blame
By Fish on skates for the third time
Fish on skates, trying to save an edit to a "sectoin" of Last person to edit wins, accidentally replaced the entire forum with said "sectoin". This was appropriately met with horror by DaniPine3 and Turb0-Sunrise and resulted in a three-second block by DaniPine3.
Fuck Around and Find Out Nommed on VFH
By Turb0-Sunrise finally
It's been a wild ride, but with the help of Shabidoo, Fuck Around and Find Out is featured. And here's the catch: I didn't nominate it!
Biopic
- Do you celebrate Christmas or any other December holiday? — Fish on skates
- Yes
- What's your favourite sister project? — Soviet
- None of them
- If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? — Fish on skates
- You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
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- 23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
- 00:56, 2 December 2025 Fish on skates (talk | contribs) moved page University of Moccasinia to User:Fish on skates/University of Moccasinia (tropicalpanther has been banned and this shouldn't be in mainspace anyway)
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Quote(s) of the Week
“stick the top of a tree up my asshole and call me a star”
– Turb0-Sunrise“was it that what you said”
– DaniPine3
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:59, 10 December 2025 (UTC)
um.[edit source]
shabidoo called you "GeorgeDown." that is all Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:52, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
- Ahhhhhhhhhh crap. I definitely deserve a big smack in the face for that. I have besmirched your name GergDown. How can I make it up to you? Tell me, I'll do anything! ShabiDOO 01:56, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: you forgot to close the center tag 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:29, 13 December 2025 (UTC).
- woah. i really did that? that's terrible, man. can't believe i did that. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:30, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
gwingdlerdorgenth[edit source]
alula broke the RFP feature in redwarn. the only reason i'm telling you this is because i saw you in RC and wanted to say hi Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:12, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- and also walbro did something Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:56, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- walbro BREATHED??? he BREATHED??? woah... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:57, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- never mind he actually made two pages 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:59, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- what time is it in italy right now Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:00, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- 5 PM 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:02, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- he could be on any moment now Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:03, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- walbro's Italian? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:36, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- quite prominently
also when song revamp Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:36, 14 December 2025 (UTC)- whenever i have the time 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:40, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
- quite prominently
- walbro's Italian? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:36, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- he could be on any moment now Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:03, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- 5 PM 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:02, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- what time is it in italy right now Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:00, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- never mind he actually made two pages 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:59, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
- walbro BREATHED??? he BREATHED??? woah... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:57, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
you have failed[edit source]
in numerous ways, that is. you have already vandalized my userpage before. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 12:49, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: dangit, i wrote about ejaculation for no reason? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:06, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- yes Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:12, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Request[edit source]
On the UnGames:Tic_Tac_Toe VFD nomination, it says the page can be saved if JavaScript is implemented. You seem pretty good at coding so can you try to finish the game? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:53, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
- sadly, i do not know javascript. i know CSS but not javascript. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 13:54, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
aboot that russian page[edit source]
apparently the guy it's about is a "athlete, tourniquet, popularizer of calisthenics, fitness trainer, and video blogger." Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:16, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: hm. interesting. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:50, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
- >tourniquet
Here's the UnSignpost![edit source]
By Fish on skates
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.Chiefs are DONE!
By Turb0-Sunrise
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus.
6-7
By Soviet
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed.
Gammakid999 crashes out
By The person whose fault it was that the UnSignpost was late
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak.
Biopic
Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!
- when is Deltarune chapter 5 (gerg said you were toby fox) — Fish on skates
- 2034
- Can I have your credit card? — Gammakid999
- Ok, here's the individual molecules, split apart, diced, and jumped on.
- what's the weirdest thing you've seen by thumbsucking — Fish on skates
- An article, the entire content of which was "it tis a circle and wewy big. it has erth stuff. like 67 adn as big as yo momma."
- Why do you (Toby Fox) look different in every picture? — Gammakid999
- I'm a video game developer. What did you expect? (also am I canonically Toby Fox now)
- What is your favorite "One ___ at a ___" article? — Gammakid999
- one sentence at a time, because I'm in it
- what is your favorite non-"one __ at a __" article — Fish on skates
- By far, it has to be Road Rage.
- What is your favorite article on my watchlist? (I'm not going to tell you what's on my watchlist) — Gammakid999
From The Logs
- 18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
- Nothing of note.
- Or is there?
Top VFH Competitors
- Brown Sauce (2/1)
- Osu! (1/0)
- Hollow Knight: Silksong (0/4)
VFH Highlight Of The Week The Finals (6/1)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News Nothing here, chief.
Quote(s) of the Week "Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!
Please revert this." — Gerg
hi myself 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:09, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
Archibved from the userpage[edit source]
don't steal my style Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
- Don't worry, I won't :) (Or will I? Dun dun dun...) 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:32, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
- i'm
archivingMOVING this because... it's a userpage 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:39, 20 December 2025 (UTC)- says who Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:52, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
- i'm
UnGames:Main Page/featured[edit source]
Shouldn't that *only* have unGames in the featured category, tho? like, Game:Zork and the such. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:20, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: I'm pretty sure that's just a renaming of the original advertisement. That's why it has those sarcastic quotation marks. Plus, there's barely any featured UnGames. I'm pretty sure there's only two, actually. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:22, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- there are 4, actually. and I was thinking that Make it to Ketchikan was getting so big that it could eventually get featured, too. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:24, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- Honestly, I'd wait for more featured UnGames before we actually do this. Four possible options just... isn't really that good? Plus, as I said, it's basically just a renaming of the old {{UnGameAdvertisement}}. (Plus plus, MITK already got nommed in VFH.)🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:32, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
- there are 4, actually. and I was thinking that Make it to Ketchikan was getting so big that it could eventually get featured, too. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:24, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
eh[edit source]
A Bostonian has awarded you some Dirty Water! whatever |  |
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:32, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- YEAH!!! The best award on da planet earth!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:33, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
New sig because I felt like it[edit source]
Practically the same, just a bit different. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:42, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
VFH Frodo[edit source]
Well thanks for the half vote, does it still count? Anyhoo I don't expect it to actually make the cut. I don't even know why I put it up and just thought that people who knew Tolkiens's work (books or movies) wouldn't mind the length. Tolkien specialized in descriptive narrative. But Frodo is a central figure in the story Lord of the Rings and yes, it's about a man who becomes king, but it's Frodo who brings it about. Had I written Frodo as someone who was suffering from addiction (although I do bring this into it) and left out his journey to make it shorter, people would wonder why the hell I didn't cover the line of events that happens in the story causing said addiction. It was this situation and length of time he spent doing all that which does lead to Malignant Ring abuse and withdrawal symptoms.
Had I just written about Frodo being a hobbit and enjoying the Shire life, threw in a few jokes, it would feel as if I skipped everything that happened to him, that turned him into a hard-nosed business hobbit who was hell bent on revenge and then enjoying the Undying Lands life. If that makes any sense? Frodo's page kinda has to be long because of his role in all of that.
And I've been reading Tolkien and lots of other lengthy epics since I was 10 or thereabouts. My mom was big on books and so I got into lots of reading and thick-ass books, myself. When I wasn't spending hours listening to all kinds of music. It got to a point I was collecting Bavarian and Alpen yodeling records and being amazed at what I was hearing. So I have addictions too. I've been so immersed with Tolkien and his works and books about him that I feel I know him personally. Nacky (talk) 18:21, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Nacky: Heya. First off, great article. I'm the guy that cracks really easily, so maybe don't take my word on comedy. But secondly, I feel like the reason that people voted against your article on VFH was because it was too long, and it wasn't in a notable way? I can't really recall any Lord of the Rings fans here.
- I think the reason why people don't like long articles is because a page is really only funny at a certain length. Too short, and it's a stub. Too long, and it's a slog to read. A comedian can only really have his session last for a certain amount of time before your brain desperately pleads for a wash. Of course, there are some exceptions to long articles not being featured (History of Great Britain is a prime example, but that's only because it was a yearly long project). Honestly, you could make a few cuts and then maybe it'll pass. I understand you're fear about cutting too many things, and then the plot no longer making sense, trust me, I've seen it before. I'm not good at cutting parts out, but a key thing you could do is remove some sentences from the later sections of the page.
- If you need any advice on creating articles, ask me. I'm not the most comedic guy in the shed, but I can help. If you need some inspiration, check out the Hall of Shame. It has people (including me) who have won the game of Uncyclopedia (people who have wrote at least 3 featured articles). If you need some ideas for articles, check out Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. But I think the most valuable advice on how to write a featured article is to look at the Failed VFH's. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:10, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- I took out a lot of descriptive plot points. I did shorten it somewhat. It's the lead-ins that have me conflicted. With a character like Frodo, it should be assumed it's going to have some length there. Like with Aragorn. Technically I have pages that have been featured. And they are long. Aragorn, Hercules, United States v. Cthulhu and even the weird ass Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem. All of those are long or long-ish.
- So I never really thought length would be a problem here. Dunno. Maybe there should be a category of users who are guilty of putting content in a content-free site? I would undoubtedly make that list. That last one I mentioned was written as fodder for other pages. Namely The Castaways. And you see? Another long-ass article. I can't think of anything I did that wasn't long or long-ish. Beetlejuice, Zodiak, and lots of others. The longest one I put up was Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. It's Godzilla in size. And just as frightening. Nacky (talk) 19:49, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Nacky: Well now I'm confused as you, pal. Honestly, VFH is quite the 50/50 game. Eh, oh well. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:50, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Here is the GIF as I promised! Nacky (talk) 01:56, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- So I never really thought length would be a problem here. Dunno. Maybe there should be a category of users who are guilty of putting content in a content-free site? I would undoubtedly make that list. That last one I mentioned was written as fodder for other pages. Namely The Castaways. And you see? Another long-ass article. I can't think of anything I did that wasn't long or long-ish. Beetlejuice, Zodiak, and lots of others. The longest one I put up was Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. It's Godzilla in size. And just as frightening. Nacky (talk) 19:49, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Banging GIF, my man! I actually love all of the images on that article. Absolutely for this now! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:08, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
You may have more edits than me...[edit source]
but i got 9000 edits in just over five months. you have 12 thousand in a year. do the math. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:20, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- insert over 9000 joke here --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:22, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- damn it that's my line Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:29, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- incorrect Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:29, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- damn it that's my line Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:29, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: Incorrect, check Special:ActiveUsers. Yu have 1,700 edits in the last 30 days, I have 2,700 edits in the last 30 days. So even though I was being a LaziGobShite in my early career, I'm more active than you now. MWAHAHAHAHA! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 20:38, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- well i have more features than you! (also that didn't ping me Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 21:08, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: For now... For now, just you see... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:14, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- do what me and alula did and put a link in your signature like {{nosubst|User:Gergdown/sig/fall{{!}}[[User:Gergdown]]}} --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:18, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- i do Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 21:21, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: he's talkin' about me, brah 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:22, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Anywei, I fixed it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:22, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: you should probably also do that but obviously with your name instead of gerg's --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:24, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: ping me :) Oh, but not on this talk page. On like.. a random talk page. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:30, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: i already do that Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:15, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: no i mean like going to preferences and putting the stuff i said above --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:17, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- yeah i do that Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:18, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: no i mean like going to preferences and putting the stuff i said above --Dame Fish on skates CUN 22:17, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: i already do that Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:15, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: ping me :) Oh, but not on this talk page. On like.. a random talk page. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:30, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: you should probably also do that but obviously with your name instead of gerg's --Dame Fish on skates CUN 21:24, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- Anywei, I fixed it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:22, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: he's talkin' about me, brah 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:22, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
- i do Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 21:21, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
...holy shit.[edit source]
i just made an ungame go from over 10,000 bytes to under 700. that thing was so badly done. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:40, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Hey, good job man :) You're learning how to optimize shitty code like that. I actually use Google Docs to do that. With that, you can replace pieces of text with emptiness. That's actually how I optimize pages like this in a matter of a minute. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:43, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- that works, but the way it's done makes that impossible.
Here's a bit of the source code:
<option weight="99"> {| | [[Image:Confucius.jpg]]|| Confucius Say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget. |} </option>
Now, you have to replace the first part, then that little second part before the closed option tag. Now try doing that 100 times. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:46, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Nah, you could've just replaced the weight="99"> {| | [[Image:Confucius.jpg]]|| with a >, the {|
| [[Image:Confucius.jpg]]|| with nothing, and the |} with nothing. I've tried it in a google doc and it worked. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:47, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- well it's done now, so there's nothing i can do about it. also cassie was around for what, 3 years? and had just over 10,000 edits. i have just over 9000 in 5 months. holy shit Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:49, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Yeah, heh. When I also realized that, I too was gobsmacked. Still nothing to OPOSSUM's 26,000 human edits. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:51, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- For about a week, I think I'm finally getting a life again, before I'm reminded of... argh! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:01, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- i forgot what i was gonna say Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 02:14, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- For about a week, I think I'm finally getting a life again, before I'm reminded of... argh! Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Yeah, heh. When I also realized that, I too was gobsmacked. Still nothing to OPOSSUM's 26,000 human edits. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 01:51, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- well it's done now, so there's nothing i can do about it. also cassie was around for what, 3 years? and had just over 10,000 edits. i have just over 9000 in 5 months. holy shit Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:49, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Harry Potter Summarized in 1 Minute[edit source]
Two things I'd like to say about this article:
- This would work better as an UnBook.
- Since the punchline would work with any other book as well, maybe it'd be better if you didn't use a book as trite as Harry Potter for the setup. Maybe a lesser known book, or a book that's known to be really dense and would make sense for people to search synopses of it.
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:16, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Nono, Harry Potter is the perfect kind of book series for this sort of article. 18:17, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- @alula: and why's that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:23, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Because shit truly did happen 18:26, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- plus the whole version i have (all 7 books) weighs like 8 pounds. tell me that's not a hefty ass book Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:28, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Just saying, I'll probably move it to some other name-space after I finish this article. I'm kinda tilted between an UnBook or a Unformercial (which is just mainspace but fancier). I think Harry Potter does really fit as the main subject, because the page is kind of presented as an advertisement, and I feel like it'd make sense for an ad to be selling you a copy of Harry Potter in one minute, rather than Kushiel's Dart. And as Alula said, shit really did happen. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:30, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- plus the whole version i have (all 7 books) weighs like 8 pounds. tell me that's not a hefty ass book Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:28, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- Because shit truly did happen
- @alula: and why's that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:23, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Dear Unregistered User,
Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!
Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY! [1]
To join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.
If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon! Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:32, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Heya... I think you got the wrong guy. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 18:34, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
- what the fuck i didn't click that Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:37, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
i want to bring back the Christmas Card templates[edit source]
and i made an image for mine. eh? 
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 03:18, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Coolio! I might make my own soon. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:21, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- your pings don't work still Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 03:22, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- wait no they do, i guess i just managed to beat the ping to noticing this Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 03:22, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- your pings don't work still Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 03:22, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
I made a image too --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:36, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- also is the start of this funny Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 04:08, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Kinda? I mean, you can't expect me to judge an entire article by two sentences. I guess? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:14, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
- also is the start of this funny Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 04:08, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
Have a very merry UnSignpost![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise
Merry Christmas.The whole story
By Fish on skates
On December 16 or 17, I asked DaniPine3 to block me until the 19th because reasons. However, I had not accounted for who would deliver the UnSignpost, figuring Turb0-Sunrise would do it. Little did I know, Turb0 had taken his name off the paperbots list, leaving me as the sole UnSignpost deliverer. This was appropriately reacted to by several editors. And might I remind you that when you sign up for UnSignpost home delivery by putting the template on your talk page, you agree not to sue?
New ASBOWAAT?!
By Fish on skates
Following a conversation on a forum thread built one comment at a time, moccasin-lover and agent of chaos OPOSSUM created a gif built one frame at a time.
Biopic
- {{{q1}}} — [nil {{{u1}}}]
- {{{a1}}}
- {{{q2}}} — [nil {{{u2}}}]
- {{{a2}}}
- {{{q3}}} — [nil {{{u3}}}]
- {{{a3}}}
From The Logs
- Alula blocked 208.249.1.6 with an expiration time of 1 year (anonymous users only, account creation disabled) (as for you, fuck off please)
- Nothing else here.
- Nothing at all.
Top VFH Competitors
- Microwave oven (0/0)
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VFH Highlight Of The Week I love you brah (3.5/0)
From The Forums
UnSignpost News
Quote(s) of the Week
“this website is a prisin”
– Fish
--Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:41, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry Christmas, you bastards[edit source]
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A few old ones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins.
As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas
01:30, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Merry Christmas to you too! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 04:39, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Lara Croft thingy[edit source]
So, It seems the user known as "Tranvit", of which at least half of their articles (aka "the Lara Croft fanfic series) are up on VFD, has been recently been spotted after a long period of inactivity. do you think they'll have something to say on the matter? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:34, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
- Ehh... judging by the precedent, maybe not. I just sent him a message right now though. Let's wait and see if he actually responds. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:49, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
So,[edit source]
Zana's Template:Awards has been fully removed from this wiki. If you'd like it to be kept alive just as a reminder of how good you hellbusted it, I can always un-delete it and move it to your /CG userspace. but I'm not letting that stuff touch the template space ever again, specially considering that I have a much better idea for it... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:05, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Yeah, I'm just gonna thumbsuck it and put it in the /GCL. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:11, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
- I'm about to fully remove Template:Award too. Do you want that too?
pssh. also. I don't think Template:Kiss My Ass is fully hellbusted, because it still transclude the now deleted Template:A/F and I've seen it display things it shouldn't be displaying... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:22, 26 December 2025 (UTC)- Nah, the only one I'll be archiving is Template:Awards due to it being the first one I hell-busted. Also yeah I changed it from hell busted to NOT hell busted a minute ago btw 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:23, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
- I'm about to fully remove Template:Award too. Do you want that too?
where is[edit source]
song revamp Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 18:11, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: Uhh, whenever I finish the lay-out for Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/The Daily News, then whenever I finish the Priest Goofball mod, then whenever I finish Vancouverite Sojourn. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 19:50, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
- wow bro you have a lot of projects, any way I can help? (total n00b at coding) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:28, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: If you wanted to, you could help me set up The Daily News and become a co-writer of it. Yes, I actually want people besides me editing it now. That's because I'm so cool, innit? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️
- wow bro you have a lot of projects, any way I can help? (total n00b at coding) --Dame Fish on skates CUN 20:28, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
My talk page[edit source]
Why does {{DISPLAY TITLE}} need to be there? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:24, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Soviet: So for now, an issue that has happened is IF you remove it, basically, your title gets changed to something like ISSUE: 26. I know of a solution, but it's just gonna take a bunch of effort. One second! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:25, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks for the clarification. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:43, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- Oh shit, this is the 67th header. That's nice. Can't wait for the 69th 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:48, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- Thanks for the clarification. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 02:43, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
Well, you got blocked, as you wanted.[edit source]
- @DaniPine3: Silly billy... I said for THREE days! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 15:45, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- @DaniPine3: Okay so it turns out the maple leaf in AIBOPAAT is actually getting vandalized... which obviosuly means I have to be unblocked. Sorry! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:18, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling OBVIOUSLY is OBVIOUSLY!!! Obviously not OBVIOSULY!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:43, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: I think you got that in the wrong order. Anyway, tell Turb0 that I'll be fine with just the Purple Amongus glasses in Chanada. Now go uphold our deal! If so I'll actually sing that one Miku song that you suggested even if I finish the mod 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:46, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling OBVIOUSLY is OBVIOUSLY!!! Obviously not OBVIOSULY!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:43, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:49, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- you better do dirty water too
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 16:49, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- @Turb0-Sunrise: AND dirty water. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 16:50, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
- you better do dirty water too
- @Turb0-Sunrise: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 16:49, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry 69th header. Here, now you're blocked for 3 days instead of two.[edit source]
- Awesome, Dani. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:26, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
Just asking...[edit source]
@Fish on skates: @Turb0-Sunrise: Since there's a punishment if I don't finish the mod, wouldn't it be fair if there was a punishment for you guys if I finish it? I'm selecting you two because besides me, you're the guys who's actually committing to this bit 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:25, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- Maybe we'd have to write articles on topics of your choosing? --Dame Fish on skates CUN 03:28, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- Hey wait, I might actually finish it. Oh well... MWAHAHAHA! I'm about to finish it... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:34, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: @Turb0-Sunrise: Okay, I've come up with a good idea if you lose: You must play the infamous Roblox game Cart Ride into MPreg Tenna. You can play it here. Some tension yet? 'Cause you better be! You may sound like this is a lot, but you're asking me to sing several songs if I lose and to rename myself back to Theultimategergdown. So, I think it's fair. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:58, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
Unicycleopedian of the month for December 2025[edit source]
Congraltualtions 15:57, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- Wow! I can't believe I'm the Unicycleopedian of December 2025! That's like, somewhat cool I guess 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:36, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- yet i got nommed for January and i already have 4 votes Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 23:39, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- erm, actually, that's a logical fallacy, because you make the sentence sound like 4 votes already is alot, but i got 9 vortes!!! i am sounding like this to make sure you know that i'm sarcasm 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:40, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- yet i got nommed for January and i already have 4 votes
I hope turb0 doesn't do some massive screwup in January --Dame Fish on skates CUN 23:50, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
- THIS Bostonian user went out to PICK UP A CUPCAKE... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 23:52, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
The last UnSignpost of 2025![edit source]
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.Cassie and ARandomPage come back!
By Turb0-Sunrise and Fish on skates
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
I get nommed for UOTM
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Holy shit. I all but won it, and it's still DECEMBER!
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