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A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
Perchance.
why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.
Notable[Never Heard About It] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.
"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet 🤓 also give me half an year and then nom me again 🤓 🤓 🤓" — Gergdown
it's in the im not a robot game so you should know 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:35, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: oh you're talking about level 23? yeah that level has its question randomized. you just have to find the guitar cat 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:30, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
had an idea for credit music
Maybe we have "Dirty Water" By The Standells instead of a custom made song. reasoning for this can be found if you go through the effort to ask 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 21:58, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
as i said, i think we should make the credits music... after we (almost) finished the game? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:59, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well somebody would need to find dirty water, and see second sentence above 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:02, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well who even is this "dirty water" guy? does he care about us using The Standells? also this is a parody website, you can use copyrighted material freely because it's protected by the law in the US (using other people's shit for parody is fair game)🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:03, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
dirty water isn't a guy, it's the damn charles river, and all we need is an mp3 to be uploaded but i'm not going to because i cant be assed 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:06, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
well too bad. i'm not gonna. because i'm lazy and it's fucking cold 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 22:07, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
fineth! thou shalt suffereth my WRATH! Observeth! 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:14, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
And why does it actually have Google Search results, reviews from YouTubers with over 15K subscribers, and even Reddit fanart? Did you make it? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:43, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: okay so the story's a bit complicated, and every time i try to explain it, it sounds like i'm trying to explain a dream from a crack addict. So basically, in the year 1782 AD, Wolfgang Mozart created a song called "Leck mich im Arsch". Literally meaning "Lick me in the ass", this song was basically made as a shitpost among Mozart's friends. this had nothing to do with the story, i just wanted to explain that the guy with 15k subs (teox) is a deltarune shitposter (for some reason, called deltarotter in the community?). at the same time, i was getting interested in coding (javascript), so to learn a bit more about coding formatting, i decided to make the priest goofball mod. priest goofball is a character in teox's animations that he made, fyi. teox uploaded a priest goofball battle theme at the same time, so the stars literally aligned. And at last, was the post. so, thus, i began working on the mod. eventually the teox deltarot team (yeah they're a team) saw it and wrote "Peak" in the comments. God bless the internet. and that was the tale... of the mod. i explained it also here, fyi. after i finish the mod i'll probably fully work on vancouverite sojourn's extension and continue being an uncyclopedian... probably. i think that's all about the story? i guess the lesson of this tale is how things can escalate to become amazing stuff? whatever. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 17:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
escelate to become amazing stuff? amazing like... your mom! tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 17:09, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
That's actually kinda cool. You're kinda famous... even it is among self-proclaimed "deltarotters". Also thanks for the explanation, becuase I know near jack about Undertale and Deltarune and whatever, to the disappointment of DaniPine3. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: although only having 115 subscribers isn't really "famous"... it's still like, a lot compared to say, the median of every single youtube channel. anyhow, i'm gonna go back to working on it. (either that, or i'll just keep working on Vancouverite Sojourn). 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 17:22, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
the song "dirty water" by the standells 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:54, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
sorry i'm working on vancouverite sojourn rn 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
it will take two minutes maximum. do you seriously not have two minutes 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 19:56, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
sorry bro. i'm on a 9-5 schedule. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
fine ill get opossum to do it @OPOSSUM: i need you to do what gerg is apparently unable to do 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
see what i'm saying? PERFECT CREDIT SONG. gives you a feeling of acomplishment. 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 20:14, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
idea
What if the music with all the motifs from songs was the main Massachusetts theme instead of credit music? like reflecting on your journey and all that bullshit 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:36, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
nah you CAN steal code from me... except for the strings. not because of selfishness... but because it's a pain to fucking understand. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:54, 28 October 2025 (UTC)
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown — [[User:{{{u1}}}|{{{u1}}}]]
Your mom!
if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
bluug blorp blub.
the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
nah. i'll suck your dick. teeheehee... (first, let me actually write some good articles, and not be a deltarotted css hog...)🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:24, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
good job still. congratulations on writing your fourth featured article. soon, you will no longer become lord turb0... you will become KING turb0! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:27, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
it just works better. it's better then making subpages for every month. it's 99% just me being a lazy fuck. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 01:34, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
aye... i never said you couldn't! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:35, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
ain't no fucking rule saying a fucking dog can't fucking play fucking basketball SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 01:38, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
Pardon me, may I ask...
Why do all your edit summaries look like clickbaity YouTube video titles? I'm legitimately curious. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:58, 14 November 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: boredom, i guess? i kinda just started doing them at some point? usually i do it whenever someone messes up, and instead of saying "you screwed up mate, it's supposed to be like this." i just starting saying "WOAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY DID THIS??? (GONE WRONG)". maybe i'm just aging backwards. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑
aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
can you make my userpage all caps? the caps template isn't working SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 02:34, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
not right now... maybe later. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:36, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
Do you know what a kilometer is? — [[User:{{{u2}}}|{{{u2}}}]]
no
Face reveal when? — [[User:{{{u3}}}|{{{u3}}}]]
no
What country are you from? — [[User:{{{u4}}}|{{{u4}}}]]
What do you think
You like 3d modeling? -Soviet — [[User:{{{u5}}}|{{{u5}}}]]
Ya like jazz?
From The Logs
09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
@Turb0-Sunrise: tomorrow. or today. but probably not for you (unless you stay up for a long, long while...)🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:44, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
i am redoing "8-bit night" for the only reason of i want to. you may view it in the ridiculously long link beepbox always gives you here.SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 16:28, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
that's fine every little bit helps --DameFishonskatesCUN 20:35, 22 November 2025 (UTC)
Priest Goofball thingy
I randomly found out you're apparently making a Deltarune mod. I'm intrigued. do you think when you finish it you could send a link so I could try it? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:28, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
Funny enough, I just installed Game Maker a couple days ago. My dad and I are planning on building a miniature arcade cabinet, and he says I should develop my own game for it. So I had to teach myself to code in only a couple of days, then begin working on the game: "Оperation Cаlamаri", as I've been calling it. Gotta keep remembering to go out on long walks, do a few pull-ups in the garage each day, keep myself in shape and get some fresh air whilst working on this game... it makes me feel disgusting being in front of the computer for hours at a time.
But I hope your Goofball project turns out well, Gergo! Obviously I know very little about Deltarune aside from that it was also made in Game Maker Studio 2, I wish you the best of luck. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 07:01, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
so you got thumbsucker
been accidentally goatsed yet? happened first day for me Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 14:23, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
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From The Logs
09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
According to the abuse log, an IP user tried to vandalize one of the Vancouverite Sojourn pages. Just something that i wanted to let you know. 23:34, 30 November 2025 (UTC)
what kind of filter did they trip --DameFishonskatesCUN 00:29, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
How close is the Backrooms section of Vancouverite Sojourn to completion? Is it already finished? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:18, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: forgot about that because of the priest goofball mod. since it's almost done, i'll probably go back to working on that area of MITK though. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:24, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
I've come back to PixelPlace.IO to create the UNCY guild (Uncyclopedia Moccasin Masters, We Make Hitler Jealous.) Anyone can join freely, and remember to praise Sophia. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:51, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: nice, my man. i've created an account called Gergdown on there. i am now going to join it 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 04:05, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
The UnSignpost wants writers, just like YOU! Please message Head ShitslingerTM Turb0-Sunrise here. You get a pair of gloves so your hands don't smell, as well as a chance to get looked at funny by your peers. Offer stands until Christmas, so hurry your ass up and get in here!
Man, where is all the action lately? It's so quiet around here. We have 180 "active" editors, but nothing's happening. I guess a MITK page got vandalized. Gerg updated the Shitroom design, but other than that, nothing really.
RealDonaldTrump, resident President and one of our template experts, managed to break a very important template. After making an edit to Template:Big, something happened. Hundreds of pages only displaying numbers where there once was big text. After a message to Alula, it was fixed and now everything is fine again.[citation needed]
We've switched to a new numerical system for identifying issues. It should work better for me, and also cuts down on bytes when messaging, albeit only by a few.
@Turb0-Sunrise: eh, i don't know how to feel about it. i'm kind of mixed on it. i'm not the funniest tool in the shed, though, so you should probably ask someone else. my only critism is that it's a bit short. that's my advice. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:31, 4 December 2025 (UTC)
I liked how you mentioned me in the last one --DameFish on skatesCUN 00:56, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
VANS-BR section of Make it to Ketchikan
Are you still working on it? I know the regular Vancouver campaign is finished, but the "Backrooms" section, you continued to make pages for it long after you announced the completion of the Vancouverite Sojourn. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ Squaw Dee is Santa's ninth reindeer! (𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝒮𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 ℳ𝓎 𝒲𝒾ℯ𝓃ℯ𝓇) 04:51, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
@OPOSSUM: i've been a bit busy hell busting, learning css, developing my mod, and trying to get better after a bad cold. i have tried to work on each and every project everyday (by separating my day into 4 parts), but it got hard after that cold. i've planned to add more jokes into it eventually (like making a bunch of UI which seems important, but is actually useless)🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 19:52, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
@Gergdown: Sorry about your cold, didn't know about that. I'm currently trying to join a trade school, finish up the last bit of Make it to Ketchikan and continue working on that game I sent you a screenshot of a while back. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ
@OPOSSUM: the only reason why i worry about my cold is the fact that my piss was brown. and also the fact that i sound like sober yoda at all times. anyway, i hope your game, your application to a trade school, and your finale on MITK goes well! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:29, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? — Fish on skates
You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
From The Logs
23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
shabidoo called you "GeorgeDown." that is all Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:52, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
Ahhhhhhhhhh crap. I definitely deserve a big smack in the face for that. I have besmirched your name GergDown. How can I make it up to you? Tell me, I'll do anything! ShabiDOO 01:56, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
woah. i really did that? that's terrible, man. can't believe i did that. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:30, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
gwingdlerdorgenth
alula broke the RFP feature in redwarn. the only reason i'm telling you this is because i saw you in RC and wanted to say hi Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 15:12, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
On the UnGames:Tic_Tac_Toe VFD nomination, it says the page can be saved if JavaScript is implemented. You seem pretty good at coding so can you try to finish the game? Soviet☭(Ask for free votes) 12:53, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
sadly, i do not know javascript. i know CSS but not javascript. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 13:54, 16 December 2025 (UTC)
apparently the guy it's about is a "athlete, tourniquet, popularizer of calisthenics, fitness trainer, and video blogger." Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:16, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus.
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed.
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak.
Biopic
Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!
18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
"Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!
Shouldn't that *only* have unGames in the featured category, tho? like, Game:Zork and the such. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:20, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I'm pretty sure that's just a renaming of the original advertisement. That's why it has those sarcastic quotation marks. Plus, there's barely any featured UnGames. I'm pretty sure there's only two, actually. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 04:22, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
there are 4, actually. and I was thinking that Make it to Ketchikan was getting so big that it could eventually get featured, too. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 04:24, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Honestly, I'd wait for more featured UnGames before we actually do this. Four possible options just... isn't really that good? Plus, as I said, it's basically just a renaming of the old {{UnGameAdvertisement}}. (Plus plus, MITK already got nommed in VFH.)🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 04:32, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
eh
A Bostonian has awarded you some Dirty Water! whatever
YEAH!!! The best award on da planet earth!!! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:33, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
New sig because I felt like it
Practically the same, just a bit different. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 15:42, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
VFH Frodo
Well thanks for the half vote, does it still count? Anyhoo I don't expect it to actually make the cut. I don't even know why I put it up and just thought that people who knew Tolkiens's work (books or movies) wouldn't mind the length. Tolkien specialized in descriptive narrative. But Frodo is a central figure in the story Lord of the Rings and yes, it's about a man who becomes king, but it's Frodo who brings it about. Had I written Frodo as someone who was suffering from addiction (although I do bring this into it) and left out his journey to make it shorter, people would wonder why the hell I didn't cover the line of events that happens in the story causing said addiction. It was this situation and length of time he spent doing all that which does lead to Malignant Ring abuse and withdrawal symptoms.
Had I just written about Frodo being a hobbit and enjoying the Shire life, threw in a few jokes, it would feel as if I skipped everything that happened to him, that turned him into a hard-nosed business hobbit who was hell bent on revenge and then enjoying the Undying Lands life. If that makes any sense? Frodo's page kinda has to be long because of his role in all of that.
And I've been reading Tolkien and lots of other lengthy epics since I was 10 or thereabouts. My mom was big on books and so I got into lots of reading and thick-ass books, myself. When I wasn't spending hours listening to all kinds of music. It got to a point I was collecting Bavarian and Alpen yodeling records and being amazed at what I was hearing. So I have addictions too. I've been so immersed with Tolkien and his works and books about him that I feel I know him personally. Nacky (talk) 18:21, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
@Nacky: Heya. First off, great article. I'm the guy that cracks really easily, so maybe don't take my word on comedy. But secondly, I feel like the reason that people voted against your article on VFH was because it was too long, and it wasn't in a notable way? I can't really recall any Lord of the Rings fans here.
I think the reason why people don't like long articles is because a page is really only funny at a certain length. Too short, and it's a stub. Too long, and it's a slog to read. A comedian can only really have his session last for a certain amount of time before your brain desperately pleads for a wash. Of course, there are some exceptions to long articles not being featured (History of Great Britain is a prime example, but that's only because it was a yearly long project). Honestly, you could make a few cuts and then maybe it'll pass. I understand you're fear about cutting too many things, and then the plot no longer making sense, trust me, I've seen it before. I'm not good at cutting parts out, but a key thing you could do is remove some sentences from the later sections of the page.
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I took out a lot of descriptive plot points. I did shorten it somewhat. It's the lead-ins that have me conflicted. With a character like Frodo, it should be assumed it's going to have some length there. Like with Aragorn. Technically I have pages that have been featured. And they are long. Aragorn, Hercules, United States v. Cthulhu and even the weird ass Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem. All of those are long or long-ish.
So I never really thought length would be a problem here. Dunno. Maybe there should be a category of users who are guilty of putting content in a content-free site? I would undoubtedly make that list. That last one I mentioned was written as fodder for other pages. Namely The Castaways. And you see? Another long-ass article. I can't think of anything I did that wasn't long or long-ish. Beetlejuice, Zodiak, and lots of others. The longest one I put up was Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. It's Godzilla in size. And just as frightening. Nacky (talk) 19:49, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
@Nacky: Well now I'm confused as you, pal. Honestly, VFH is quite the 50/50 game. Eh, oh well. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 21:50, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
I'm confused too. I spend a lot of time being confused. But, I have an idea that might just shoot the Frodo page straight to the top. I'm working on it right now. It's not any more edits, it's a gif. It's a really good gif. You'll see ;) Nacky (talk) 22:45, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Here is the GIF as I promised! Nacky (talk) 01:56, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Banging GIF, my man! I actually love all of the images on that article. Absolutely for this now! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:08, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
You may have more edits than me...
but i got 9000 edits in just over five months. you have 12 thousand in a year. do the math. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 20:20, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: Incorrect, check Special:ActiveUsers. Yu have 1,700 edits in the last 30 days, I have 2,700 edits in the last 30 days. So even though I was being a LaziGobShite in my early career, I'm more active than you now. MWAHAHAHAHA!🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 20:38, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
well i have more features than you! (also that didn't ping me Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 21:08, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
do what me and alula did and put a link in your signature like {{nosubst|User:Gergdown/sig/fall{{!}}[[User:Gergdown]]}} --DameFish on skatesCUN 21:18, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
i mean, your signature still shows as just the template with no link. are you escaping the second pipe character with {{!}} ? --DameFish on skatesCUN 22:21, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
i honestly like it because it saves a couple bytes Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 22:23, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
(accidental rollback) but it won't work when you ping someone --DameFish on skatesCUN 22:25, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
i just made an ungame go from over 10,000 bytes to under 700. that thing was so badly done. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:40, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: Hey, good job man :) You're learning how to optimize shitty code like that. I actually use Google Docs to do that. With that, you can replace pieces of text with emptiness. That's actually how I optimize pages like this in a matter of a minute.🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:43, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
that works, but the way it's done makes that impossible.
Here's a bit of the source code:
<option weight="99">
{|
| [[Image:Confucius.jpg]]|| Confucius Say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
|}
</option>
Now, you have to replace the first part, then that little second part before the closed option tag. Now try doing that 100 times. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:46, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Nah, you could've just replaced the weight="99"> {| | [[Image:Confucius.jpg]]|| with a >, the {|
| [[Image:Confucius.jpg]]|| with nothing, and the |} with nothing. I've tried it in a google doc and it worked. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:47, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
well it's done now, so there's nothing i can do about it. also cassie was around for what, 3 years? and had just over 10,000 edits. i have just over 9000 in 5 months. holy shit Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 01:49, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: Yeah, heh. When I also realized that, I too was gobsmacked. Still nothing to OPOSSUM's 26,000 human edits. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 01:51, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
For about a week, I think I'm finally getting a life again, before I'm reminded of... argh!Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 02:01, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Since the punchline would work with any other book as well, maybe it'd be better if you didn't use a book as trite as Harry Potter for the setup. Maybe a lesser known book, or a book that's known to be really dense and would make sense for people to search synopses of it.
🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:16, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Nono, Harry Potter is the perfect kind of book series for this sort of article. 18:17, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
@alula: and why's that? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:23, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Because shit truly did happen 18:26, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
plus the whole version i have (all 7 books) weighs like 8 pounds. tell me that's not a hefty ass book Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:28, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Just saying, I'll probably move it to some other name-space after I finish this article. I'm kinda tilted between an UnBook or a Unformercial (which is just mainspace but fancier). I think Harry Potter does really fit as the main subject, because the page is kind of presented as an advertisement, and I feel like it'd make sense for an ad to be selling you a copy of Harry Potter in one minute, rather than Kushiel's Dart. And as Alula said, shit really did happen. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 18:30, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
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@Turb0-Sunrise: Kinda? I mean, you can't expect me to judge an entire article by two sentences. I guess? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 04:14, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
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So, It seems the user known as "Tranvit", of which at least half of their articles (aka "the Lara Croft fanfic series) are up on VFD, has been recently been spotted after a long period of inactivity. do you think they'll have something to say on the matter? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:34, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
It's already quite surprising how this user randomly decided to exist today after many months of inactivity. I genuinely thought we'd never heard of them ever again. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:57, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
i'm guessing they're not too attached to any of their articles, judging by the not responding to messages and not seeming to care what gets deleted --DameFish on skatesCUN 20:04, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
So,
Zana's Template:Awards has been fully removed from this wiki. If you'd like it to be kept alive just as a reminder of how good you hellbusted it, I can always un-delete it and move it to your /CG userspace. but I'm not letting that stuff touch the template space ever again, specially considering that I have a much better idea for it... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:05, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, I'm just gonna thumbsuck it and put it in the /GCL. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:11, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
I'm about to fully remove Template:Award too. Do you want that too? pssh. also. I don't think Template:Kiss My Ass is fully hellbusted, because it still transclude the now deleted Template:A/F and I've seen it display things it shouldn't be displaying... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:22, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
Nah, the only one I'll be archiving is Template:Awards due to it being the first one I hell-busted. Also yeah I changed it from hell busted to NOT hell busted a minute ago btw 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:23, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
k 👍 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 16:26, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
wow bro you have a lot of projects, any way I can help? (total n00b at coding) --DameFish on skatesCUN 20:28, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: If you wanted to, you could help me set up The Daily News and become a co-writer of it. Yes, I actually want people besides me editing it now. That's because I'm so cool, innit? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑
@Soviet: So for now, an issue that has happened is IF you remove it, basically, your title gets changed to something like ISSUE: 26. I know of a solution, but it's just gonna take a bunch of effort. One second! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:25, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
Oh shit, this is the 67th header. That's nice. Can't wait for the 69th 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 02:48, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
Well, you got blocked, as you wanted.
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@DaniPine3: Okay so it turns out the maple leaf in AIBOPAAT is actually getting vandalized... which obviosuly means I have to be unblocked. Sorry! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:18, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling OBVIOUSLY is OBVIOUSLY!!! Obviously not OBVIOSULY!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --DameFish on skatesCUN 16:43, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: I think you got that in the wrong order. Anyway, tell Turb0 that I'll be fine with just the Purple Amongus glasses in Chanada. Now go uphold our deal! If so I'll actually sing that one Miku song that you suggested even if I finish the mod 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:46, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
Aight, well I guess I don't have to be unbanned IMMEDIATELY now. Thanks! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 16:55, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
Merry 69th header. Here, now you're blocked for 3 days instead of two.
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@Fish on skates: @Turb0-Sunrise: Since there's a punishment if I don't finish the mod, wouldn't it be fair if there was a punishment for you guys if I finish it? I'm selecting you two because besides me, you're the guys who's actually committing to this bit 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 03:25, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
Maybe we'd have to write articles on topics of your choosing? --DameFish on skatesCUN 03:28, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
Hey wait, I might actually finish it. Oh well... MWAHAHAHA! I'm about to finish it... 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:34, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
@Fish on skates: @Turb0-Sunrise: Okay, I've come up with a good idea if you lose: You must play the infamous Roblox game Cart Ride into MPreg Tenna. You can play it here. Some tension yet? 'Cause you better be! You may sound like this is a lot, but you're asking me to sing several songs if I lose and to rename myself back to Theultimategergdown. So, I think it's fair. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:58, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
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Wow! I can't believe I'm the Unicycleopedian of December 2025! That's like, somewhat cool I guess 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:36, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
yet i got nommed for January and i already have 4 votes SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 23:39, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
erm, actually, that's a logical fallacy, because you make the sentence sound like 4 votes already is alot, but i got 9 vortes!!! i am sounding like this to make sure you know that i'm sarcasm 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:40, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
erm, actually, i'm saying that it's not even the month i'm nommed in for and i have it already Sir'Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 23:41, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
yeah... that's cool i guess? that's called impatience though 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) 🌑 23:45, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
I hope turb0 doesn't do some massive screwup in January --DameFish on skatesCUN 23:50, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
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