Worst 100 Reflections on 2025
| Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1 |
Hey, we're actually doing one of these 2 years in a row. That's the first time this has happened since 2012-13. Well, here's the list.
100-91[edit | edit source]
- 100. IP vandalism kicks up around the end of August.
yet again.
- 99. Somebody actually decides to make a Worst 100 list again.
Uncyclopedia still sucks.
- 98. Turb0-Sunrise joins.
The site is flooded with incoherent babbling about Boston and hurricanes. He also makes this list.
- 97. MITK becomes the biggest UnGame ever.
And we aren't anywhere close to finishing.
- 96. The Detroit Lions still fucking suck.
What else is new?
- 95. VFP is still a fucking ghost town.
Nobody likes pictures anymore, apparently.
- 94. We realize that there are way too many ASBOWAAT knockoffs here.
We even locked several of them!
- 93. The story-eating cat continues its gluttonous rampage.
Mr. Glargh is our only hope against it.
- 92. L10nM4st3r bricks several templates with his bots in an effort to purge laggy code from the site.
OPOSSUM complains too much about it.
- 91. RealDonaldTrump joins the site.
And he actually helps out instead of just editing shit related to moccasins.
90-81[edit | edit source]
- 90. The Goatse-lesbian war on A story built two words at a time is settled.
Thankfully.
- 89. The site's active user count finally surpasses 180 in May.
It's a false hope.
- 88. Squaw Dee is
deadroadkill.
Miss him, miss him. OPOSSUM rejoices.
- 86. 168.11.96.2 finally makes an account with the help of Coffi.
Is the apocalypse nigh?
- 85. Mhaille returns, something that nobody saw coming.
He then proceeds to disappear once again.
- 84. Turb0 nominates the Main Page/VFD/QVFD/Uncyclopedia:VFH for deletion/feature nomination/QVFD.
Nothing's changed.
- 83. This list is already longer than last year's
Take that, you fucks!
- 82. DaniPine3 and OPOSSUM are revealed to be the same guy, one who fucks himself in bed.
We knew all along!
- 81. TropicalPanther/Gabri The Pawed Panther/Feliner05/PantherZX0815/Hesuus-whatever is unblocked, then blocked again.
He founds the University of Moccasinia, and his only pupils are Squaw Dee and Sapplerx.
80-71[edit | edit source]
- 80. Fisher Price is no longer blocked on Wikipedia.
- Let's go.
- 79. Forum:Template wars almost becomes active again.
Almost.
- 78. OPOSSUM foresees the return of Yan Sik lopedi...
...just before it actually happens.
- 77. Wolver Walbro seems to have moved on from Uncyclopedia.
It really is the end of the world as we know it!
- 76. John finally makes it to Ketchikan.
What a rough ride.
- 75. A crackdown on AI-generated images fails miserably.
Those aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
- 74. L10nM4st3r, OPOSSUM and Theultimategergdown all independently realize that JavaScript is the future of UnGames.
The only issue is that L10n is the only one of the three who actually understands Java Script.
- 73. Gerg gets His article featured.
Only took him 8 months.
- 72. Turb0 gets an FA after 28 days of being on the site.
Gerg may or may not be pissed.
- 71. Make it to Ketchikan has like 4 sequels planned.
Onwards to Boston becomes the closest thing to official.
70-61[edit | edit source]
- 70. The Goatse-Lesbian War almost starts again.
Alula somehow stops it.
- 69. Theultimategergdown reveals that he was only born in 2012.
OPOSSUM is still getting used to the fact that it isn't 2012 anymore.
- 68. The Finno-Korean hyperwar page attracts a fuckton of new users.
Why is it the first thing that comes up when you Google its subject?
- 67. This number becomes a meme for some reason.
The entirety of Gen Alpha proceeds to scream it at the top of their lungs any time the number is mentioned.
- 66. Taylor Swift and some douche who plays for a football team in the middle of nowhere get engaged.
The NFL is officially screwed to fuck.
- 65. Alula gets epically pwnzored on Wikipedia
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
- 64. Turb0 makes a Minecraft account, and spends 97% of his time on Bedrock.
And also learns he fucking hates Java.
- 63. There continues to be no cabal.
There never was one to begin with.
- 62. Vancouver was implemented.
In Make it to Ketchikan, obviously.
- 61. Vancouver still isn't done.
In real life, too.
60-51[edit | edit source]
- 60. We saw a great[citation needed] UnGames boost in productivity during this year,
with An UnGame built one page at a time, Dodge, UnNotPron, DodgeUltra, Pulverize the Sun, 1KBcruft, Spinny Links, Slidy Links, Go to Fenway, Destroy Florida, Onwards to Boston, and Teh SCAREY MAZE of D00M!. That's twelve games in one year!
- 59. Wikicreator2562 started to ask people HowTo:Store and if they like the fictional country of Cherbia.
He also became a sockpuppet master.
- 58. A massive pixel vandalism war on our brand-new subway wall, AIBOPAAT, explodes.
It got edited more than 250 times in one day. Canada survives, somehow.
- 57. Kurtz gets a cinder block thrown at him (twice).
bye, bye, mister douchebag guy...
- 56[citation needed]. Turb0[citation needed] figures[citation needed] out[citation needed] how[citation needed] to[citation needed] use[citation needed] the[citation needed] citation[citation needed] needed[citation needed] template[citation needed]
[citation needed][citation needed][citation needed]
- 55. The Zeitpyramide was born.
Unfortunately, nobody can properly keep track of the time.
- 54. Forum:Last person to edit wins keeps being too active.
'Nuff said.
- 53. We got music for hit non-video yes-game Make it to Ketchikan, but most of it was bad.
The highest mean score for a song was a 7.8/10.
- 52. More toasters please joins.
- And inserts herself into nearly every ASBOWAAT she can think of (including AIBOPAAT, see above), yaps about this "Project Sekai" thing nobody's ever heard of, changes her name to Fish on skates, breaks a few things, and somehow doesn't get blocked.
- 51. Turb0 gets blocked. Three. Fucking. Times.
And gets pissed about it.
50-41[edit | edit source]
- 50. Gerg becomes a Deltarune fucker.
He already was one to a degree.
Pardon moi?? I am NOT one of those Deltarune fuckers!![citation needed] Je was just using it for coding practice!!!
- 49. Charlie Kirk gets pwnzored.
- 48. Donald Trump does [[Redacted]]
A lot of people hate [[Redacted]].
- 47. The Pope died.
I cannot give any statement on this event.
- 46. FNAF - Secret of the Mimic released.
I'm pointing this event specifically, because I think this is the first game where practically nobody cared anymore.
- 45. A new wave of Generation Alpha slang has come.
SHUT UP, I'M PRACTICING MY AURAFARMING!
- 44. We began porting several UnGames to neocities...
...but we stopped after we realized it was going to take actual effort.
- 43. We're getting a Homestuck animated series, which means...
...the internet is over.
- 42. We solved the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
The answer is
- 41. Gerg got FL Studio.
A wave of new music hits the shelves of Make it to Ketchikan like if it was the fucking 2008 Financial Crisis.
40-31[edit | edit source]
- 40. A new wave of Artificial Intelligence hits the internet.
- 39. An artificial intelligence engine releases on Youtube that steals videos for data...
..and it's actually fucking called CopyCopter. Like, it's actually called CopyCopter. That's the actual name.
- 38. OPOSSUM loses his shit, finally.
DAMN IT! Why are all the good users leaving!
- 37. The UnSignpost has is slightly revived.
...and when we mean revived, I mean there's one new post on it.
- 36. Someone tries to bring the two Uncyclopedias back together...
...it fails.
- 35. The Cabal continues to not exist.
I think.
- 34. We get an influx of new users...
...that edit mainly on the ASBOWAAT series.
- 33. Turb0 revives the UnSignpost.
Gerg then rips it off.
- 32. Turb0 coins the phrase "perverted bullshittery"
- 31. Haha, we're the 2nd longest "Worst Reflections on 20XX" now!!!
Can we beat the legendary 2005 one?
30-21[edit | edit source]
- 30. Do we get to bullshit our way through it?
It all depends on that.