Worst 100 Reflections on 2008
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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2008. Gotta start somewhere, right?
100-91
96.
Sanity Control: An Essay on Creating Mounds of Crazy Forum Topics by Various Uncyclopedians
- Blame EugeneKay.
95.
Voting scandals on the eve of the primaries.94.
Anonymous users briefly lose the ability to edit Uncyclopedia due to wikia wackyness.
- Before long, the statues quo is restored.
91.
An attempt to translate this article into Latverian is started then hastily abandoned as nobody cares.90-81
89.
Uncyclopedia gets a five-star rating system for articles.
- Everyone rushes to give their own userpage five stars.
86.
The internet's greatest search engine — The Ask Hinoa Forum!84.
Famine officially confirms his departure from Uncyclopedia.
- He celebrates by leaving a seven thousand character response to nothing on his own talk page.
83.
Savethemooses says goodbye to Uncyclopedia.
- Rumour has it that he got laid, and found that he liked it.
82.
Dr. Skullthumper, as all mad doctors are prone to do, creates a monster.
- Eventually, it develops emotion and renders most users on the site obsolete. People laugh nervously and make poor jokes as their doom approaches. A small mob with pitchforks and torches heads for Skullthumper's door, only to discover they can't figure out where he lives from Google Earth, and gives up.
80-71
78.
The NXWave saga continues, as Qua is put on trial by the community in the court of Justice Mordillo.
- Elsewhere, Drama cackles like a madman.
76.
In a final fit of irony, Premier Gorbachev causes the Iron Curtain to fall
- Millions of free people the world over cheer and hold keggers
74.
Manforman is named King of Switzerland.
- War is immediately declared on Uncyclopedia, but nobody cares.
72.
Legendary club, CBGB's re-opens…….under new management.
- Rioting ensues in the streets of New York.
70-61
70.
A shortage of Worst Reflections leads to some shit being made up
69.
- lol thats all guyz
68.
PENIS appears, and turns out not to be a dick.
- Dexter111344 nominates him for Uncyclopedian of the Month, where he only got two votes. Damn you Leddy!!!
66.
RAHB loses what little was left of his self-control.
- Hey, I heard Alice Cooper's coming out with another albu—*splat*
65.
At some point long before it was documented here, the UnSignpost was born, then abandoned by its two main writers.
- They still deliver stuff, though(maybe)! Get on the mailing list today!
64.
Dexter111344 decides he isn't mentioned enough on this list.
- So he adds another reflection mentioning himself.
62.
Fangirls SUCK.
“Fucking fangirls. Fangirls are responsible for all of the wars in the world.”
– Mel Gibson on Fangirls
60-51
58.
After a nasty break up, Orian and Yettie give birth to UnProvise.
- Amateur thespians worldwide groan in unison.
57.
TheLedBalloon, armed with an inflated sense of his own importance, lets admin powers go to his head and starts giving orders.
- Rebellions ensue.
54.
Enzo Aquarius's user page is declared to be the messiest in Uncyclopedia by Codeine.
- He doesn't care.
50-41
49.
Waves demands the deletion of the BHOP and IRC
- He is promptly given a swift kick in the ass by Codeine.
45.
Uncyclopedia jumps the shark, for what must be the twentieth time now.
- Users rejoice, and express gratitude that "that site everyone hates" is finally going away.
44.
Sitenotice battles eventually result in a VFH-whoring message.
- The masses are compelled to vote, and everything works out perfectly and they all lived happily ever after.
43.
A proposed hostile takeover of Uncyclopedia by Illogicopedia.org goes dead.
- With Uncyclopedia's ongoing Wikia problems and rapidly-crumbling pagerank, not even Illogicopedia wants us now.
42.
At some point prior to a few of the above list items, the article on the Virginia Tech Massacre was featured.
- TOO SOON!
41.
At no point does anyone on the wiki form any kind of cabal to discuss getting the old domain name back.
- TINC.
40-31
40.
This is a meager attempt to extend the list so we can reach 100 reflections for the year.
- Also, there is no cabal. Never was, never will.
37.
Some guy realizes Chuck Norris memes are dead and tries to come up with a new meme.
- It is decided that memes suck.
32.
Everybody complains about the featured page only getting updated every two or three days (or not being featured on time), but nobody does anything about it.
- Kind of like the weather.
31.
Uncyclopedians form a nonexistant cabal to discuss a solution to this domain-change business.
- Everyone promptly forgets what they were doing and begins goofing off.
30-21
30.
The year is almost over, and we're only at 30.
- …shit!
28.
Uncyclopedia is losing popularity. Have we finally jumped the skark?
- The answer may surprise you. (The answer is yes.)
27.
OK, OK, we haven't jumped the shark…yet…
- Uncyclopedia is still the worst, though.
26.
Roman Dog Bird faces his biggest crisis yet when he cannot choose between Monty Python's Life of Brian or WALL-E as the greatest film he has ever seen.
- lol joke entry
25.
Somwhere, earlier on the list, Dexter111344 finds Crablogger's articles, and puts most of them up for VFD.
24.
Gert5 leaves.
- He shall be missed, despite the fact that his role as heir to Kakun was usurped quite quickly.
23.
Shit shit shit shit shit, still only at 23, shit shit shit…
- WE NEED TO HURRY, GUYS!
22–9.
We don't have enough bad reflections, and it's New Year's Eve.21.
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The "Video Professor" thinks that lawyers beat Fair Use.
- He's not the boss of us. Uncyclopedians rebel by caving in completely. The mainpage motto is changed to state that Uncyclopedia is a content-free encyclopedia that John Scherer can edit.
7.
Wikia decide they want more money.
- They decide to get sannse to tell us the day before that they are killing our domain.
6.
Uncyclopedians Strike.
- When Wikia moves Uncyclopedia's domain, many users go on strike and the Main Page is unlocked, prompting mass IP madness.
★3.
Belgium actually becomes a fictional country.
- Sockpuppet of an unregistered user freaks out over Uncyclopedia predicting the future.
★1.
After another full year of drama, vandalism, feuds, pissing and whining (and some writing), Uncyclopedia continues to be the worst.
- Some things never change.
