Worst 100 Reflections on 2008
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| Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1 |
This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2008. Gotta start somewhere, right?
100-91
100.The previous list is put on VFD…
- …and the first piece of 2007cruft was kept.
99.Dr. Skullthumper goes senile.
- I have a newfound respect for senile people. PULL UP YOUR PANTS.
98.Zombiebaron thinks it would be a good idea to add himself to this list.
- He is correct.
97.PENIS MAN appears. EugeneKay and THEDUDEMAN go crazy.
- So many penii.
96.Sanity Control: An Essay on Creating Mounds of Crazy Forum Topics by Various Uncyclopedians
- Blame EugeneKay.
95.Voting scandals on the eve of the primaries.
94.Anonymous users briefly lose the ability to edit Uncyclopedia due to wikia wackyness.
- Before long, the statues quo is restored.
92.Kalir is the most half-assed troll ever.
91.An attempt to translate this article into Latverian is started then hastily abandoned as nobody cares.
90-81
89.Uncyclopedia gets a five-star rating system for articles.
- Everyone rushes to give their own userpage five stars.
88.The Main Page is unprotected, move is declared a smashing success.
87.Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek screw with each others' sigs.
- In a matter of days, chaos ensues.
86.The internet's greatest search engine — The Ask Hinoa Forum!
85.Nintendorulez is unbanned.
- Predictably, nothing happens.
84.Famine officially confirms his departure from Uncyclopedia.
- He celebrates by leaving a seven thousand character response to nothing on his own talk page.
83.Savethemooses says goodbye to Uncyclopedia.
- Rumour has it that he got laid, and found that he liked it.
82.Dr. Skullthumper, as all mad doctors are prone to do, creates a monster.
- Eventually, it develops emotion and renders most users on the site obsolete. People laugh nervously and make poor jokes as their doom approaches. A small mob with pitchforks and torches heads for Skullthumper's door, only to discover they can't figure out where he lives from Google Earth, and gives up.
81.HALP!
- Easiest five bucks I ever made.
80-71
80.Kalir tries to become a storyteller.
- It is soon thwarted by the cock-hungry masses.
79.The "sexy admins IP" finally gets an account.
- Such a shame Famine missed this.
78.The NXWave saga continues, as Qua is put on trial by the community in the court of Justice Mordillo.
- Elsewhere, Drama cackles like a madman.
76.In a final fit of irony, Premier Gorbachev causes the Iron Curtain to fall
- Millions of free people the world over cheer and hold keggers
75.Blag Jesus himself pays a visit to Uncyclopedialand.
- Nobody really noticed, though.
74.Manforman is named King of Switzerland.
- War is immediately declared on Uncyclopedia, but nobody cares.
73.Sonic Youth break up.
- Rioting ensues in the streets of New York.
72.Legendary club, CBGB's re-opens…….under new management.
- Rioting ensues in the streets of New York.
71.Michael Richards goes on tour.
- His mother attends the first show, out of pity.
70-61
70.A shortage of Worst Reflections leads to some shit being made up
69.
- lol thats all guyz
68.PENIS appears, and turns out not to be a dick.
- Dexter111344 nominates him for Uncyclopedian of the Month, where he only got two votes. Damn you Leddy!!!
67.What the hell…
- …is this?
66.RAHB loses what little was left of his self-control.
- Hey, I heard Alice Cooper's coming out with another albu—*splat*
65.At some point long before it was documented here, the UnSignpost was born, then abandoned by its two main writers.
- They still deliver stuff, though(maybe)! Get on the mailing list today!
64.Dexter111344 decides he isn't mentioned enough on this list.
- So he adds another reflection mentioning himself.
63.Anyone up for some Donkey Kong?
- Anybody?
61.Spit it out, already!
- C'mon, man!
60-51
60.Thekillerfroggy, the most awesome admin on the site, wins WotM
- He is just so damn awesome.
59.Cajek is banned for trolling around Wookiepedia.
- Yes, again.
58.After a nasty break up, Orian and Yettie give birth to UnProvise.
- Amateur thespians worldwide groan in unison.
57.TheLedBalloon, armed with an inflated sense of his own importance, lets admin powers go to his head and starts giving orders.
- Rebellions ensue.
56.Roman Dog Bird returns after a two month leave.
- Hey guys, what's going on?
55.Flumpa leaves in a huff over spilt milk.
- So what else is new?
54.Enzo Aquarius's user page is declared to be the messiest in Uncyclopedia by Codeine.
- He doesn't care.
52.Last person to edit wins.
- FU SPANG (again!)
50-41
50.Some of Uncyclopedia's unsung heroes finally get sung
- Hippos: They can deepthroat everything.
49.Waves demands the deletion of the BHOP and IRC
- He is promptly given a swift kick in the ass by Codeine.
48.Messianic IP appears, IPs plot revolution
- Nothing happens.
47.BENSON GETS A FEATURE!
- THE SITE'S MOST GLORIFIED BASTARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CUN(T)
46.Less than a week into RDB's, Dr. S's, and RAHB's oppings, sitenotice tomfoolery ensues.
45.Uncyclopedia jumps the shark, for what must be the twentieth time now.
- Users rejoice, and express gratitude that "that site everyone hates" is finally going away.
44.Sitenotice battles eventually result in a VFH-whoring message.
- The masses are compelled to vote, and everything works out perfectly and they all lived happily ever after.
43.A proposed hostile takeover of Uncyclopedia by Illogicopedia.org goes dead.
- With Uncyclopedia's ongoing Wikia problems and rapidly-crumbling pagerank, not even Illogicopedia wants us now.
42.At some point prior to a few of the above list items, the article on the Virginia Tech Massacre was featured.
- TOO SOON!
41.At no point does anyone on the wiki form any kind of cabal to discuss getting the old domain name back.
- TINC.
40-31
40.This is a meager attempt to extend the list so we can reach 100 reflections for the year.
- Also, there is no cabal. Never was, never will.
39.Christmas spirit causes a bandwagon
- No one could afford the postage this year.
38.Dexter111344 gets dumped.
- He lets everyone know, and nobody cares.
37.Some guy realizes Chuck Norris memes are dead and tries to come up with a new meme.
- It is decided that memes suck.
36.Snowman is featured!
- Finally, a feature even stupider than Euroipods.
35.Uncyclopedia Falls Behind Wikipedia.
- Screw Wikia ads, bring on the donations!
34.Willy on Wheels visits us on Christmas day.
- He delivers many presents. Sure…
32.Everybody complains about the featured page only getting updated every two or three days (or not being featured on time), but nobody does anything about it.
- Kind of like the weather.
31.Uncyclopedians form a nonexistant cabal to discuss a solution to this domain-change business.
- Everyone promptly forgets what they were doing and begins goofing off.
30-21
30.The year is almost over, and we're only at 30.
- …shit!
29.But seriously, though, we really need to get on that.
- Come on, guys. Get with the program.
28.Uncyclopedia is losing popularity. Have we finally jumped the skark?
- The answer may surprise you. (The answer is yes.)
27.OK, OK, we haven't jumped the shark…yet…
- Uncyclopedia is still the worst, though.
26.Roman Dog Bird faces his biggest crisis yet when he cannot choose between Monty Python's Life of Brian or WALL-E as the greatest film he has ever seen.
- lol joke entry
25.Somwhere, earlier on the list, Dexter111344 finds Crablogger's articles, and puts most of them up for VFD.
24.Gert5 leaves.
- He shall be missed, despite the fact that his role as heir to Kakun was usurped quite quickly.
23.Shit shit shit shit shit, still only at 23, shit shit shit…
- WE NEED TO HURRY, GUYS!
22–9.We don't have enough bad reflections, and it's New Year's Eve.
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8.The "Video Professor" thinks that lawyers beat Fair Use.
- He's not the boss of us. Uncyclopedians rebel by caving in completely. The mainpage motto is changed to state that Uncyclopedia is a content-free encyclopedia that John Scherer can edit.
7.Wikia decide they want more money.
- They decide to get sannse to tell us the day before that they are killing our domain.
6.Uncyclopedians Strike.
- When Wikia moves Uncyclopedia's domain, many users go on strike and the Main Page is unlocked, prompting mass IP madness.
5.The white guy in All-4-One comments on the white guy in All-4-One article.
- I swear.
4.Codeine comes out.
- He shall be stoned on the first of January, tickets on sale now.
3.Belgium actually becomes a fictional country.
- Sockpuppet of an unregistered user freaks out over Uncyclopedia predicting the future.
2.Uncyclopedia offends the whole country of Malaysia.
- Now, where the hell is Malaysia?
1.After another full year of drama, vandalism, feuds, pissing and whining (and some writing), Uncyclopedia continues to be the worst.
- Some things never change.
