Worst 100 Porn Stars of All Time
According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Porn Stars of All-Time.** Just add your name if you think you're one of the worst porn stars today.
* God does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticize divine numeration policy.
- Prefers to strip in front of guys. Lives in Tonbridge Wells on Claremont road. Has a dog called Cassy. Has had anal sex with many things ranging from hippo-dolls to real life chimps. Other things include men, small male children, himself, his dad, etc. etc.
- After being kicked out of punk band Ramones, Markyramone turned into adult entertainment has appeared in more than 5,500 adult films to date, started out as a skinny 17 year old, most notable in playing the rapist type and the man on a dark alleyway character. Has starred with today's hottest female adult stars. Also appeared in the mainstream movie 'Boogie Nights"
- Best known for the hardcore débutantes series, which shows young female college students doing it for the first time.
- Master of the Gang Bang series. Known as Rudieboy project.
- Demure, innocent looking with a dark side. A fan favorite, started her career in 2002
- Best known for the "Tarzan and Jane" series and the great tampon adventures.
- A newcomer in the world of porn, made his debut at the "African Amazons 1".
- The "everyman" lucky enough to be discovered while taking a piss behind the studio parking lot. Made his debut in Buttmasters 2.
- Appeared first in "Innocent Puppies 1" with Criselda, a two-month old puppy. Now a famous name is the industry with the success of "Elephant Gang Rape" and "Zoo Adventures". Critics in the industry call Burpman Junior "pure animal!".
- Known as the "pimping daddy" famous for the line "Give me some pussy, I want more pussy". Has a bestselling series called "To Professor with Love, from College Sluts".
- A model turned porn star, made her debut in "al Jazeera Gangbang" and the critically acclaimed series "Mujahidin Sex Orgies". She now resides somewhere in the Middle East.
- Nigeria's leading female porn star, known as "the longest flaps in the business".
- "The Pocket Rocket" has starred in over 186 movies to date.
- Known as the "Mex Sex Pistol", Miguel began a career as a Mariachi, until an unfortunate accident involving all the fingers on his right hand. Famed for the "Chihuahua Splash".
- Star of "Fistful of Dildos" and "A Few Dildos More", Clit died of internal hemorrhaging due to a freak buttplug accident, during the filming of "Dirty Harold".
- Building off of his claims that chess was "mental masturbation" and that "the Jews are liars", Fischer believed his fame would translate into porn star status. Unfortunately, most of his movies consist of him playing chess and warding off the Jews. He was the star of "Check Mate", "Queen takes King", "Screw the Jews", "Screw America XIV", and "Mother-Fucking Jews".
- Premier Welsh Pornstar, famed for "I Came in Her Valleys", "Coal Mining Man" and "Pobol y Cum".
- Famed for his 24 inch penis, John could only maintain an erection for 32 seconds, before the lack of blood flow to his brain caused unconciousness. Star of "Champion - the Wonder Horsedick".
- 'Star' of "In Russia, Girls Fuck You" and "Five Go Mad in Prague".
- Famous for early 1950s Bestial Classic "Muffin the Mule".
- After his successes during the 1970's and 1980's, Mr. T fell upon hard times during the mid 1990's. Performing in numerous gay porn flicks, under the name of B.J. Baracas, Mr. T joined his own list of pitied fools.
- In an effort to augment her pension Your Gran has appeared in a number of low budget German porn films, including "Vera Lynn - Up Sally's Ally" and "Flaps in the Breeze 7".
- Need I say any more?
- Unfortunately his nickname was Micro Soft.
- Gay porn star that never made it due to playing Halo 2 when he should have been shooting a film.
- Former member of the RnB band 9th avenue cubao, left her band to enter the world of porn, first appeared in markyramone's "outdoor horny hunters" and Skopun's "dick charmer" she has since appeared in over 300 adult films, although her dream is still to become a Miss World contestant.
- Too cold hearted to be a lover and… some important stuff was burninated in the lava…*OUCH*
- Quite literally the one second man/woman/alien.
- When he's in bed, the whole world's watching.
- Despite a devoted following of Sierra adventure game fans, his sexual ineptitude and general geekiness did not serve him well in this line of work.
- Penis is to huge to move.
- Sexy Latino gay, building up his own imperium at various gaypornsites. Debuted in the 2002 Brazilian blockbuster "Guacamole Geraldo". Besides acting, also runs the "Aegis", a huge online database of AIDS victims.
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- Had reverse-alopecia of the genitals. Starred in such classics as "Dirty Hairy" and "Oh My God! Your Pubes Seem to Have Enveloped Me in their Curly Wake", "Oh My God! Your Pubes Seem to Have Enveloped Me in their Curly Wake II:The Hairway to Heaven".
- no-nose + porn + kiddies/anything else (who knows, this guy might hump plush toys!) does not Equal any form of porn or porn star. He's in the list because he said his sleeping with kids perfectly natural, and thats what they said about pornography and adults.
- Had a booming career filming bukkake films such as "Bukkake for Beginners" and "I star in Bukkake Films and Don't vote because I live in Florida" until her eating disorder led to a heart problem. After her unfortunate accident, she made an amazing rebound in films such as "Moaning and Groaning is All I do" and "Fuck me Braindead"
- Paul and Barry's latest adventures.
- Star of videos 'Rubber Ring' 'Bigmouth Strikes Again' 'Hand In Glove' 'Driving Your Girlfriend Home' 'Asian Rut' 'Hold On To Your Friends' 'Such A Little Thing Makes Such A Big Difference' and the disturbing 'Vicar In A Tutu'
- Star of "2 Inches is Big Enough" and "Extreme Masturbation for n00bs"
- Co-star with Earl Euradere in 69 of his highest-grossing films (They didn't bring in much money, if you know what I mean)
- Do I even have to explain this?
- Great poet, but has a little "shortcoming" problems
- Can do it all, but do you want to see it? See:fugly
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- All he does is complain about Vast Right-wing Conspiracies and that he can't get a real job.
- Clearly a failure. He can't even get into his girlfriends pants.
- The dipshit that made theirs number one instead of 49th because they think theirs is so damn special.
- Critics claim his lack of 'fuckrate', and the fact that he doesn't suck as much as he does in the ring, on the mic, or on the silver screen.
- Okay, this isn't a real porn star. But if he was, then damn…
- A $47 million production in which the kinkiest scene involved a cigar.
- Had a wonderful career until he sold poisoned, gold candy bars that made a bitch, a fat kid, a gum chewing girl, a TV fag, and a poor kid come into his house and have some fun…
- Those curves aren't at all natural
- After being bored of rescuing the Princess, he uses his fire flower power to shoot flames of sperm at his porn partner:Luigi.
- Tired of not being selected than his popular brother Mario in all the famed Nintendo games, he joins Mario as his gay porn partner on the receiving end of fire hot money shots.
- After an unfortunate accident with his ginsu knife when he accidentally chopped off his Chinese sausage, he is now known as "the cook with no cock."
- First of all, he doesn't have hands! masturbation and fingering are therefore impossible. He has no penis, instead he squirts semen out of his leg, and nobody wants to see that. Thirdly, StrongBad is sexier.
- Bizkit isn't the only thing of his that's "limp".
- There are laws about that sort of thing (Gayness not the child porn thing).
- “Okay, but do I have to take my clothes off? Or have sex with him? This seems demeaning to women.”
~ Hillary Clinton on porn