Worst 100 Colors of All Time
I didn't know there was 100 colors... So we'll use sexy adjectives to make it longer. Below is 100 colors that deserve to die.
By the way: IT'S COLORS. NOT COLOURS. WE ARE NOT BRITISH. YOU COME TO MY PAGE, YOU GET MY PAGE NAME RIGHT.
I apologize English fellows. Carry on.
|Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1|
100-91[edit | edit source]
- 100. Magenta
- The wannabe of red and purple. Who paints a room and goes, "I want my room fucking magenta!"? Nobody It also sounds like mangina.
- 98. Sky Blue
- Sky Blue is blue. It should be on the Worst 100 Colors That Shouldn't Exist.
- 97. Alice in Wonderland Blue
- If you look it up, it looks white. Because it is white. This, the cake, and Tupac's death are all lies.
- 96. Neon
- 80s were lame anyway...
- 95. Brown
- It's the color of poop. Nuff said.
- 94. Indigo
- This is for people who think purple is too mainstream. Indigo's only use is in the rainbow. Really? I mean, what was so wrong about Roy G. Bpv?
- 93. Charcoal
- 'Murica needs to lay off the barbecue anyway...
- 91. Cardinal
- Even worse than the team, the color reeks of desperation and depression. Like a sad and hopeless shade of blood.
90-81[edit | edit source]
- 90. Zomp
- Xbox Live usernames are not allowed to be colors.
- 89. Kobe
- If you're that desperate to make a color that you resort to using shitty basketball players' names, then you shouldn't be a person.
- 88. Hot Pink
- It's not pink, it's HOT pink. As if that makes a difference...
- 87. Aqua
- Underwater creatures like Cthulhu are attracted by this color, which means they'll be attracted to shore, which means they'll be attracted to us. Please, keep this at 87. For the sake of mystical bestiality.
- 86. American Rose
- Just a lazy attempt to overrule Charcoal. Fuck you American Rose. Charcoal is America's color.
- 85. Taupe
- Yeah! Take your Taupe off!
No seriously. Take Taupe off the list of colors. It's stupid.
- 83. Fandango
- Pretty sure it's a Queen lyric, but scaramouch, scaramouch. We will not do the fandango.
- 82. Liver
- This is what happens when you smoke. Your liver turns grey. Is there anything to gain from this? No. Is there anything to feel from this? No. This color supports smoking. But, that's not the point. It's just a stupid fucking color.
80-71[edit | edit source]
- 80. Rust
- Now, who in the right mind thinks THIS is a beautiful color. Rust is like naming a color poop, except poop might actually be acceptable!
- 79. Emerald
- Emerald looks like mint flavored ice cream. No one likes it, and if you do, no one likes YOU.
- 77. White
- Can't read it? BECAUSE IT'S STUPID.
- 75. Tickle Me Pink
- Elmo, welcome to the list. Uninvited, but you can stay.
- 74. Zaffre
- Zomp's brother. If you're related to Zomp in anyway, listen to Christopher Walken, and get out.
- 73. Violet
- Isn't it the same thing as purple? Oh, I'm sorry. Indigo...
- 72. Pistachio
- Only used for Mustachio jokes. About as funny as Hu's on First.
- 71. Brown-nose
- In case you can't figure out why this color is bullshit, please read its name again...
70-61[edit | edit source]
- 70. Flame
- Looks like this color has a... BURNT reputation! *bad dum csh*. Eh, fuck it. Make it number 70...
- 69. Super Pink
- Found the gayest color for number 69 for the people who actually think the joke is funny.
- 68. Dark Slate Blue
- This color looks like a boring, blue turd.
- 67. Lawn Green
- This color doesn't look at all like actual grass- it is called lawn green, maybe it's because everyone has Asstroturd now.
- 66. Dark Orange
- Not dark at all, just extremely bright.
- 65. Yellow
- The color of piss.
- 64. Beige
- An excuse for a color. Used by housewives and door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen because it's "nice and neutral".
- 62. Beaver
- Looks more like a beaver full of shit...
- 61. Gold
- It looks like urine, not gold.
60-51[edit | edit source]
- 60. Medium Spring Green
- An ugly easturd color.
- 59. Snow
- The cheap version of white.
- 58. Go Green
- Green for hippiecrits, who just like buying "Go Green" paraphernalia and pretending to care.
- 57. Air Superiority Blue
- What the fuck is this shit. Air superiority? Air power! Air power!
- 56. Beau Blue
- If a baby is wearing this color instead of baby blue, they will grow up to be uptight, rich, eat only caviar, and never poop.
- 55. Razzle Dazzle Rose
- It's called Annoyingly Bright Pink...
- 54. New Car
- Cars aren't always ugly dark blue.
- 53. New York Pink
- How pink looks in New York, because of all the smog.
- 52. Nyanza
- Oh fuck no, get out of our colors Nyan Cat!
- 51. Angry Birds Red
- Why the fuck is Angry Birds this popular?!?!
50-41[edit | edit source]
- 50. Tan
- Maybe New Jersey hacked the list of colors, but this is unacceptable. We now welcome this fugly color to number 50.
- 49. Cyan
- A fickle color at best. Even wikipedia mentions its lack of definition.
“...may be used as the name of any color in the range between blue and green.”
- 48. Dark Grey
- Black's cheaper, uglier cousin.
- 47. Dark Gray
- Black's cheaper, uglier, European cousin cousin.