Worst 100 Colors of All Time
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I didn't know there were 100 colors... So we'll use a lot of interesting adjectives to make it longer. Below is 100 colors that deserve to die.
By the way: IT'S COLORS. NOT COLOURS. WE ARE AMERICAN. YOU COME TO MY PAGE, YOU GET MY PAGE NAME RIGHT.
I apologize English and Australian fellows. Carry on.
100-91[edit | edit source]
- 100. Magenta
- The wannabe of red and purple. Who paints a room and goes, "I want my room fucking magenta!"? Nobody does. It also sounds like mangina.
- 98. Sky Blue
- Sky Blue is blue. It should be on the Worst 100 Colors That Shouldn't Exist.
- 97. Alice in Wonderland Blue
- If you look it up, it looks white. Because it is white. This, the cake, and Tupac's death are all lies.
- 96. Neon
- 80s were lame anyway...
- 95. Brown
- It's the color of poop. Nuff said.
- 94. Indigo
- This is for people who think purple is too mainstream. Indigo's only use is in the rainbow. Really? I mean, what was so wrong about Roy G. Bpv?
- 93. Charcoal
- 'Murica needs to lay off the barbecue anyway...
- 92. Outer Space
- A darker shade of grey, which doesn't make sense because space is black.
- 91. Cardinal
- Even worse than the team, the color reeks of desperation and depression. Like a sad and hopeless shade of blood.
90-81[edit | edit source]
- 90. Zomp
- Xbox Live usernames are not allowed to be colors.
- 89. Kobe
- If you're that desperate to make a color that you resort to using names, then you shouldn't be a person.
Christopher Walken disapproves Zomp.
- 88. Hot Pink
- It's not pink, it's HOT pink. As if that makes a difference...
- 87. Aqua
- Underwater creatures like Cthulhu are attracted by this color, which means they'll be attracted to shore, which means they'll be attracted to us. Please, keep this at 87. For the sake of mystical bestiality.
- 86. American Rose
- Just a lazy attempt to overrule Charcoal. Fuck you American Rose. Charcoal is America's color.
- 85. Taupe
- Yeah! Take your Taupe off!
No seriously. Take Taupe off the list of colors. It's stupid.
- 83. Fandango
- Pretty sure it's a Queen lyric, but scaramouch, scaramouch. We will not do the fandango.
- 82. Liver
- This is what happens when you smoke. Your liver turns grey. Is there anything to gain from this? No. Is there anything to feel from this? No. This color supports smoking. But, that's not the point. It's just a stupid fucking color.
- 81. Battleship Grey
- Oh no! You sunk my confidence in the modern intellectual!
80-71[edit | edit source]
- 80. Rust
- Now, who in the right mind thinks THIS is a beautiful color. Rust is like naming a color poop, except poop might actually be acceptable!
- 79. Emerald
- Emerald looks like mint flavored ice cream. No one likes it, and if you do, no one likes YOU.
- 78. Halayà úbe
- Elton John, please get your album names out of my list. Thank you.
- 77. White
- Can't read it? Neither can I.
- 76. UA Blue
- Main color of Arizona University. But who who cares about college, anyway? Dick Cheney?
- 75. Tickle Me Pink
- Elmo, welcome to the list. Uninvited, but you can stay.
- 74. Zaffre
- Zomp's brother. If you're related to Zomp in anyway, listen to Christopher Walken, and get out.
- 73. Violet
- Isn't it the same thing as purple? Oh, I'm sorry. Indigo...
- 72. Pistachio
- Only used for Mustachio jokes. About as funny as Hu's on First.
- 71. Brown-nose
- In case you can't figure out why this color is bullshit, please read its name again...
70-61[edit | edit source]
- 70. Flame
- Looks like this color has a... BURNT reputation! *bad dum csh*. Eh, fuck it. Make it number 70...
- 69. Super Pink
- Found the gayest color for number 69 for the people who actually think the joke is funny.
- 68. Dark Slate Blue
- This color looks like a boring, blue turd.
- 67. Lawn Green
- This color doesn't look at all like actual grass- it is called lawn green, maybe it's because everyone has Asstroturd now.
- 66. Dark Orange
- Not dark at all, just extremely bright.
- 65. Yellow
- The color of piss.
- 64. Beige
- An excuse for a color. Used by housewives and door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen because it's "nice and neutral".
- 62. Macaroni and Cheese
- Mine always turns out significantly darker than this.
- 61. Gold
- It looks like urine, not gold.
60-51[edit | edit source]
- 60. Medium Spring Green
- An ugly easturd color.
- 59. Snow
- The cheap version of white.
- 58. Go Green
- Green for hippiecrits, who just like buying "Go Green" paraphernalia and pretending to care.
- 57. Air Superiority Blue
- What the fuck is this shit. Air superiority? Air power! Air power!
- 56. Beau Blue
- If a baby is wearing this color instead of baby blue, they will grow up to be uptight, rich, eat only caviar, and never poop.
- 55. Razzle Dazzle Rose
- It's called Annoyingly Bright Pink...
- 54. New Car
- Cars aren't always ugly dark blue... Just kidding you idiot
- 53. New York Pink
- How pink looks in New York, because of all the smog.
- 52. Nyanza
- Oh fuck no, get out of our colors Nyan Cat!
- 51. Angry Birds Red
- Why the fuck is Angry Birds this popular?!?!
50-41[edit | edit source]
- 50. Tan
- Maybe New Jersey hacked the list of colors, but this is unacceptable. We now welcome this fugly color to number 50.
- 49. Cyan
- A fickle color at best. Even wikipedia mentions its lack of definition.
“...may be used as the name of any color in the range between blue and green.”
- 48. Dark Grey
- Black's cheaper, uglier cousin.
- 47. Dark Gray
- Black's cheaper, uglier, European cousin.
- 46. Cum White
- Do I need to say more?
- 45. Cosmic Latte
- The official color of the Universe is an ugly shade of beige copyrighted by Starbucks. Lovely.
- 44. Desert Sand
- I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere.
- 43. Heliotrope Purple
- Get out of my damn colors, Copernicus.
- 42. Love Red
- That's an order, not a color you lovesick fool.
- 41. Cop-per
- Killing unarmed minorities isn't cool.
40-31[edit | edit source]
- 40. Cream
- Man up and say "cum" like the rest of us. None of this sissy "Oh I'm gonna CREEEEAAAAM!" bullshit.
- 39. Shocking Orange
- It really isn't.
- 38. Chartreuse
- The mere sight of the color makes one shart their pants.
- 37. Puke Green
- This one speaks for itself.
- 36. Kobi
- It's not Kobe because it's a shade of pink, not brown.
- 35. HTML Pink
- The only pink I see with this color is that of a pig. Like a capitalist pig, because clearly those marketing off of the internet back then clearly focused too much on the money to get their pinks and browns right.
- 34. Coral
- They create a color that is closer to a deep orange than even dark orange, then they call it PINK. FUCKING PINK. I swear to god people, coral is a shade of ORANGE. Hell, if you don't like that, call it a shade of red!
- 33. Salmon
- Despite having the same problem as Coral, I would've let this one slide to 34 instead of 33, but they named the color after the FLESH of a salmon, and NOT the clearer outside colours. I'm on the verge of putting this at number 32 instead. You guys are so weird.
- 32. Cerulean
- Ugly shade of teal. Moving on.
- 31. Turquoise
- Ugly shade of teal. Moving on.
30-21[edit | edit source]
- 30. Teal
- Ugly shade of teal. Moving on.
- 29. Cadet Blue
- UGLY. SHADE. OF. TEAL. GOD DAMN. WHY CAN'T TEAL GET ANYTHING RIGHT.
- 28. Cadet Gray
- You think taking an ugly shade of teal and making it gray will solve everything? Fuck you. Welcome to spot 28.
- 27. Space Cadet
- Wow, space! I should take this off the Worst 100 colors because it has space!
- 26. Lemon
- All shades of yellow that are more green than red should literally not exist. They're so ugly.
- 25. Dark Mustard
- Okay, I think I found the NEW worst type of shade. Fuck all yellow-browns and green-browns.
- 24. Army Green
- That's a dark shade of YELLOW. That's not GREEN. Is America colorblind?
- 23. Dark White
- What the fu.....??
- 22. Countdown Brown
- Oh, so you think you're clever? Naming your color "Countdown Brown" because its HEX values go 6-5-4-3-2-1? It's almost like literally the entire world would think of that.
- 21. HTML Violet
- Violet? VIOLET!?!? Now this is straight up offensive. They didn't even look at the rainbow. HTML Pink and Brown made at least SOME sense; pink is meant to be a light red and brown is meant to be a red-brown, but THIS? Violet is red + blue, not like magenta! Who thought this was a good idea?
- 20. moccasin.
- Primarily due to its association with an overused 2024 Uncyclopedia inside joke.
