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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2006. As 2006 is over, stop adding entries to this. Get your mind in the present. Jesus.


100.VFP VanityFest '06
#Tompkins on IRC just wasn't enough.
99.05:25, 27 February 2006 Splaka blocked "User:" with an expiry time of infinite (open proxy)

“Featured finally…”


“that's what we get for being "democratic"”

96.Top featured articles of 2005 (updated daily)
  • March 15: Euroipods
  • March 16: Euroipods
95.That horrible mediocre GREAT* April fool's main page "iHumor" * Assuming you're not using Internet Explorer, of course.
94.JasonR drops an éclair into the server; temporarily turns Uncyc into Wikia.

“We're becoming the thing we swore to destroy!”

You have new messages (diff to penultimate revision).


89.Uncyclopedians attempt to spread their madness even further
With UnMeta, UnCommons and the Uncyclopedia Babble Project.
88."I, for one, welcome our new Wikia overlords."
86."I have had it with these motherfucking Snakes on a Plane nominations on this motherfucking VFH page!"
85."I love pwn4g3."
Er, ok.

“In my opinion, everybody else went too far with it.”

84.Fisher Price: A Retrospective gets featured: The debate on how to feature it creates a second VFH page.
83."Fuck you uncyclopedia admin's"
I mean, uh, nevermind.
82."Aspies are no laughing matter"
Wait, yes they are.
81."(Noun, verb or gerund) is no laughing matter."
No, he/she/it is not.


78.{{USERNAME}} meta
Discovered on a forum by musical malcontents Gilbert & Sullivan who proceeded to use it on their quasi-remembered page HMS Potatore to skewer memes and the reader's overuse thereof. Users looking to start fights with…everyone…soon use it repeatedly on VFH as "This page is much better than anything that {{USERNAME}} has written", thus turning an anti-meme statement into a meme of its own. Hurt feelings and the fact that, at the time, it only worked once per page lead to its demise. Users, however, lay the blame squarely at the feet of <insert name here>.
77. Some politically correct admins swap the lovely and butch File:NRV.png with the girlish:
This article needs more work. See NRV for details.
Please edit this page within 7 days of 22:49, 14 November 2006 (UTC).
Ghelae threatens legal action.
76.Procopius makes some forum post or another.
What the fuck was that all about?
Push the joke close to meme why don't you?
`Nuff said.
71.Choosing the "Fly Up"' option.


Violators of this policy will be SHOT.
Then we shoot them again.
Any funny business and we shoot you a third time.
If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and test my patience.
I dare you.
If you read aloud the fine print above, your dog will also be shot.
If you don't have a dog, you will be given a puppy, which you will raise into a dog, at which point it will be shot
If your puppy does not become a dog we'll give you a dog and immediately shoot it.
If you are allergic to dogs we'll shove him/her in your face, laugh, and then shoot the dog on your face.
If you have a cat instead, we'll shoot that.
Surviving dogs will be GIVEN A DOG BISCUIT.
If any dog survives this subsequent shooting, their owners will be shot<
Surviving owners will be turned into Soylent Green
Surviving cats will…oh screw it, who cares
69.The rise, fall and redemption of the Crack Vandal
It was like a Hollywood screenplay.
68.User:Drauhx becoming the sole guardian of DYK.
65.But what, exactly, is deja vu?
In psychology, Deja vu (French for Deja vu) is the feeling that one has lived through something before.
64.Game:Multiplayer Chess|Uncyc's Multiplayer Chess
The open-source game of chess nobody will ever win!
63.Famine bans the internet
Please lower your heads for a moment of silence in remembrance of the many fine edits that were lost on that tragic night…
62.Satan, Jesus, Robert Mugabe, Master Hand and the Ghostbusters all approve of this article!
And must place an enormous and ugly template at the top of it to inform you of this fact!
61.Seven months in Google's sandbox.
Not to mention the inordinate amount of time spent figuring out that we were in it, and how to get out of it.


60.User:Mr. Briggs Inc. restores 100 near-VFD'd articles to his userpage, 75 never actually got VFD'd. Then Forest Fire Week came.
59.Uncyclopedia reaches 20,000 articles, one devastating week later the count falls back to 1000
58.User:Anonymous Slashy
I feel sorry for the first person who registers under this username.
57.The Great Darth Destruction
Surprisingly, it was Famine again. Imagine that.
56.Glenn anzalone
Committed two of the most evil crimes known to man in the space of a few minutes; one Crime Against Uncyclopedia (vandalising the Uncyclopedia article), and one CRIME AGAINST BENSON!!! (VANDALISING User:Benson). For shame.
On a lighter note, he has an wicked cool name!
55.The unsolved assassination of Template:Recentnews.
54.L's Stupendous Randomated Template
Warning: The following text might contain spoilers.

This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Homestar Runner shot Caleb Rentpayer, Marco's mom is Visser One, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

52.Poo Lit Surprise!
Damn that Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins! I'll get you, and your little dog, too!
51.Yahoos! is/isn't featured, or was it? Well, it was a reskin, anyway.
And a damn fine reskin at that.


50.Poo Lit Surprise, Part Deux.
49.Everyone catches Leporiphobia for Easter.
Except for the wolves, they just don't give a damn anymore.
48.The Uncyclopedian's Song.
The haunting melody that you can't stop listening to!
47.Political advertising runs just in time for stm to make a rare selfless move for the sake of the team.
46.VFP dies.
And then gets saved by Tripod's Word Processor.
45.{{USERNAME}} ruins Uncyclopedia.
Honestly, we were all a lot happier before {{USERNAME}} came around, weren't we?
44.Wikia buys Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia's domain.
And there are riots at the Forums.
43.WNWiki freaks out and threatens legal action for absolutely no reason. Nope, none at all.
What? I swear, it was completely unprovoked. Sorta. (Lugiatm)
42.Spang v. Splarka
A battle of… Well, it was more of a strike I guess…
41.We've got a forum!
I mean, a real one!


40.UnNews gains an audio division.
39.Billions and billions of awards appear out of nowhere.
Potatochopper of the Month, the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence…, Foolitzer Prize, and many more.
37.But what, exactly, is deja vu?
In psychology, Deja vu (French for Deja vu) is the feeling that one has lived through something before.
36.Virtually giving away Writer of the Month to some thirteen-year-old.
I mean, come now. Fifteen was bad enough.
35.UnNews reveal video reports.
Annoying Annyang "rawr I am a bear" is the new sensational reporter
34.Communism attack
33.Hrodulf spazzes out and leaves Uncyclopedia
Of course we'll miss him, but c'mon~
32.Premier Tom Mayfair's Welcome Template
Also the template that has scared many n00bs into believing this is a communist website. This is not a communist website (I hope).
31.UnNews Audio
UnNews Logo Potato.png
This news story is currently being recorded as an audio file by Zim. You lose.
Sayeth Zim: "Thank you for suffering."


29.Orion Blastar rants about everything you can think of.
He even used Forum talk.
28.The whores come out at night.
Help! They're storming the voting pages!
27.Bradaphraser's sockpuppets!
Brad, Bard, Brad again and Braydie can't be different people, can they?
26.NeoZidane's Sig.

“Launching sig in 3….2…1….”

Launching in 3 2 1.jpg
25.The fact that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2006 contains duplicate entries.
23.New Zealand Herald writes a revealing exposé of our "standards and practices". Hey, it wasn't our fault it was Cyberbullying Week! Besides, the only Herald we care about is in Boston!
21.It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a g*** a Grue 2.0 Bonzi Buddy the G1000 a grue.
Meanwhile, the rest of Zork 3 remains woefully incomplete.


20.Premier Tom Mayfair goes off his meds.
But we're not even related to Wikimedia! Its like its all just a big joke to you people!
18.Heh, Brad
17.***Person has entered #UNCYCLOPEDIA***
<Squiggle> PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!111
*** Person has quit [Remote closed the connection]
16.Hinoa changes his signature
And a "Desperate petition to change it" is formed.
15.The admins "dump" the "garbage" topics out of the dump and into BHOP.
The BHOP regulars get upset.
14.Orion Blastar gets Knighted and becomes a Lieutenant in the UK military, even though he is from the USA. Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 3.
12.Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
Whiskey the Tango and Foxtrot?
11.Turn it up to 11!!!!!!!11


10.Game 1 (open)
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8.Forum:Things Are Going to Change
Nothing changed, which is just what the World Order wants.
7.The voting system arrives
6.The fact that Zork Implementor L ended up writing half of these entries.
Isn't he supposed to be working on Zork?
5.Drama week
Just in time for sweeps, too!
4.Euroipods Revert War II: Electric Boogaloo
Watch the admins fight amongst themselves!
3.The fact that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2006 are listed in no conceivable order whatsoever.
2.Fisher Price
Although written in late 2005, Fisher Price rose to fame in early 2006.
1.The fact that we took so bloody long to think of things to add to this list.
100 Animals
99 April Fools Jokes
98 Cartman Wannabes
97 Colors
96 Creatures to have sex with
95 Firefox extensions
94 Foods
93 Gifts to give a friend
92 Harry Potter Spin-offs
91 Inventions
90 Locations
89 LOL Cats
88 Make Out Songs
87 Moments to get a Boner
86 Moments to Laugh
85 Money Making Schemes
84 Movies
83 Nonexistent Words
82 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79 Pokemon Cash-Ins
78 Porn Stars
77 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76 Weapons
75 Reflections on 2005
74 Reflections on 2006
73 Reflections on 2007
72 Reflections on 2008
71 Reflections on 2009
70 Reflections on 2010
69 Reflections on 2011
68 Reflections on 2012
67 Reflections on 2013
66 Reflections on 2018
65 Reflections on 2022
64 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
63 Remakes
62 Restaurants
61 Self Help Books
60 Sexual Perversions
59 Short Poems
58 Sitcom Catchphrases
57 Songs
56 Songs about Seagulling
55 Songs To Have Sex To
54 Songs To Play At A Funeral
53 Spinoffs
52 Superheroes
51 Things About the '00s
50 Things to do during Christmas
49 Things to Put In An IV
48 Things To Say In Court
47 Things to Say in the Workplace
46 Things to say on a First Date
45 Toys
44 TV Programs
43 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
42 Video Games of all time‎
41 Video Game Movies
40 Video Game Systems
39 Ways of Being a Dick
38 Ways To Be Castrated
37 Ways to be Circumcized
36 Ways to Deliver Bad News
35 Ways to Die
34 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33 Ways to Start a Novel
32 Ways to Win an Argument
31 Religions