Worst 100 Reflections on 2006
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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2006. As 2006 is over, stop adding entries to this. Get your mind in the present. Jesus.
100-91
99.
05:25, 27 February 2006 Splaka blocked "User:85.195.123.22" with an expiry time of infinite (open proxy)98.
“Featured finally…”
97.
Uncyclopedia:Top10
“that's what we get for being "democratic"”
– User:Keitei on the AAAAAAAAA!/Nihilism/Euroipods trio
96.
Top featured articles of 2005 (updated daily)
- March 15: Euroipods
- March 16: Euroipods
95.
That 94.
JasonR drops an éclair into the server; temporarily turns Uncyc into Wikia.
“We're becoming the thing we swore to destroy!”
93.
90-81
89.
Uncyclopedians attempt to spread their madness even further
- With UnMeta, UnCommons and the Uncyclopedia Babble Project.
88.
"I, for one, welcome our new Wikia overlords."87.
Your Mom.86.
"I have had it with these motherfucking Snakes on a Plane nominations on this motherfucking VFH page!"84.
Fisher Price: A Retrospective gets featured: The debate on how to feature it creates a second VFH page.81.
"(Noun, verb or gerund) is no laughing matter."
- No, he/she/it is not.
80-71
78.
{{USERNAME}} meta
- Discovered on a forum by musical malcontents Gilbert & Sullivan who proceeded to use it on their quasi-remembered page HMS Potatore to skewer memes and the reader's overuse thereof. Users looking to start fights with…everyone…soon use it repeatedly on VFH as "This page is much better than anything that {{USERNAME}} has written", thus turning an anti-meme statement into a meme of its own. Hurt feelings and the fact that, at the time, it only worked once per page lead to its demise. Users, however, lay the blame squarely at the feet of <insert name here>.
77.
I can only poop in strange places.73.
JESUS CHRIST ITS A (NOUN, VERB GERUND) GET IN THE (NOUN)
- Push the joke close to meme why don't you?
71.
Choosing the "Fly Up"' option.70-61
70.
Violators of this policy will be SHOT.
Survivors will be GIVEN A DIGESTIVE BISCUIT.
Then we shoot them again.
Any funny business and we shoot you a third time.
If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and test my patience.
I dare you.
If you read aloud the fine print above, your dog will also be shot.
If you don't have a dog, you will be given a puppy, which you will raise into a dog, at which point it will be shot
If your puppy does not become a dog we'll give you a dog and immediately shoot it.
If you are allergic to dogs we'll shove him/her in your face, laugh, and then shoot the dog on your face.
If you have a cat instead, we'll shoot that.
Surviving dogs will be GIVEN A DOG BISCUIT.
If any dog survives this subsequent shooting, their owners will be shot<
Surviving owners will be turned into Soylent Green
Surviving cats will…oh screw it, who cares
65.
But what, exactly, is deja vu?
- In psychology, Deja vu (French for Deja vu) is the feeling that one has lived through something before.
64.
Game:Multiplayer Chess|Uncyc's Multiplayer Chess
- The open-source game of chess nobody will ever win!
63.
Famine bans the internet
- Please lower your heads for a moment of silence in remembrance of the many fine edits that were lost on that tragic night…
62.
Satan, Jesus, Robert Mugabe, Master Hand and the Ghostbusters all approve of this article!
- And must place an enormous and ugly template at the top of it to inform you of this fact!
61.
Seven months in Google's sandbox.
- Not to mention the inordinate amount of time spent figuring out that we were in it, and how to get out of it.
60-51
60.
User:Mr. Briggs Inc. restores 100 near-VFD'd articles to his userpage, 75 never actually got VFD'd. Then Forest Fire Week came.59.
Uncyclopedia reaches 20,000 articles, one devastating week later the count falls back to 100056.
Glenn anzalone
- Committed two of the most evil crimes known to man in the space of a few minutes; one Crime Against Uncyclopedia (vandalising the Uncyclopedia article), and one CRIME AGAINST BENSON!!! (VANDALISING User:Benson). For shame.
- On a lighter note, he has an wicked cool name!
55.
The unsolved assassination of Template:Recentnews.54.
L's Stupendous Randomated Template | Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Prince Arthas kills his father and, in the expansion pack, merges with the Lich King, The fifth element is love, the tyrannosaur attacks the raptors, letting Grant and the others get away, Kreia was a Sith Lord and only Atton and the Disciple saw that coming, Daniel Jackson becomes a Prior of the Ori, the Stormbreaker computers release a deadlier, genetically modified type of smallpox when activated, R + L really does = J, Springtime for Hitler is a huge success, Jack's name actually is Ernest after all, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
51.
Yahoos! is/isn't featured, or was it? Well, it was a reskin, anyway.
- And a damn fine reskin at that.
50-41
50.
Poo Lit Surprise, Part Deux.49.
Everyone catches Leporiphobia for Easter.
- Except for the wolves, they just don't give a damn anymore.
47.
Political advertising runs just in time for stm to make a rare selfless move for the sake of the team.45.
{{USERNAME}} ruins Uncyclopedia.
- Honestly, we were all a lot happier before {{USERNAME}} came around, weren't we?
43.
WNWiki freaks out and threatens legal action for absolutely no reason. Nope, none at all.
- What? I swear, it was completely unprovoked. Sorta. (Lugiatm…)
42.
Spang v. Splarka
- A battle of… Well, it was more of a strike I guess…
40-31
40.
UnNews gains an audio division.39.
Billions and billions of awards appear out of nowhere.
- Potatochopper of the Month, the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence…, Foolitzer Prize, and many more.
37.
But what, exactly, is deja vu?
- In psychology, Deja vu (French for Deja vu) is the feeling that one has lived through something before.
36.
Virtually giving away Writer of the Month to some thirteen-year-old.
- I mean, come now. Fifteen was bad enough.
35.
UnNews reveal video reports.
AnnoyingAnnyang "rawr I am a bear" is the new sensational reporter
34.
Communism attack
- A bunch of communists joined Uncyclopedia. It still happens today.
- Meanwhile, the House Uncyclopedian Activities Commission investigates the operation of a death wiki in communist China. A few Uncyclopedians escaped with their lives; vive la révolution communiste.
33.
Hrodulf spazzes out and leaves Uncyclopedia
- Of course we'll miss him, but c'mon~
32.
Premier Tom Mayfair's Welcome Template
- AAAAAAA! MY EYES!!!
- Also the template that has scared many n00bs into believing this is a communist website. This is not a communist website (I hope).
31.
UnNews Audio
30-21
28.
The whores come out at night.
- Help! They're storming the voting pages!
27.
Bradaphraser's sockpuppets!
- Brad, Bard, Brad again and Braydie can't be different people, can they?
25.
The fact that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2006 contains duplicate entries.23.
New Zealand Herald writes a revealing exposé of our "standards and practices".
Hey, it wasn't our fault it was Cyberbullying Week! Besides, the only Herald we care about is in Boston!21.
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by - Meanwhile, the rest of Zork 3 remains woefully incomplete.
20-11
17.
***Person has entered #UNCYCLOPEDIA***
- <Squiggle> PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!111
- *** Person has quit [Remote closed the connection]
16.
Hinoa changes his signature
- And a "Desperate petition to change it" is formed.
15.
The admins "dump" the "garbage" topics out of the dump and into BHOP.
- The BHOP regulars get upset.
14.
Orion Blastar gets Knighted and becomes a Lieutenant in the UK military, even though he is from the USA. Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 3.11.
Turn it up to 11!!!!!!!1110-1
10.
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7.
The voting system arrives
- Finally!
6.
The fact that Zork Implementor L ended up writing half of these entries.
- Isn't he supposed to be working on Zork?
★3.
The fact that the Worst 100 Reflections on 2006 are listed in no conceivable order whatsoever.★1.
The fact that we took so bloody long to think of things to add to this list.
