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FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA!!! You guys think your sooo funny, but you are all horseshit. Encyclopedia Dramatica is way better than you fucking douchebags. Uncyclopedia is full of bullshit admins who fucking hate everyone. They deleted all of my pages for christsake! Those were good pages too! You fuckers have nothing better to do with your time than masturbate over Euroipods and make minor edits to shitty articles. I bet none of you have ever kissed a girl. And don't fucking lie and say you have, because I know. And what the fuck is up with the goddamn Cabal? IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY. I get the joke, and I get that it sucks big cock. STOP DRAWING IT OUT. Fuckers. And you guys think you have such clever takes/parodies on people, like John Cage and George W. Bush, but you don't. Those pages, like every page on Uncyclopedia, are a bunch of horseshit. GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS! Uncyclopedia is like someone shit in a hat and decided to call it pie. Or like the aristrocrats. NOT FUCKING FUNNY. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT. You guys can go to hell. Fucking bastards. Alright you fuckers, I'll sign. Bring your worst! Fucking faggots.--69.134.223.195 17:33, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Umm... I think you might've forgotten to sign your post... I mean, you know, it's okay... but next time you post something, you should probably add four tildes to the end... just so we know who you are.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:29, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh, there ya go, yeah... see how easy that was? Now everyone knows who you are, and they don't even have to check the history!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:34, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Heh. If you don't like it, leave. I bet it's an anonymous IP, judging by the whining.--Emmzee 17:32, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

HATE HATE HAT! Well, at least it's more aeshetically pleasing than ED, because seeing Goa Tse dig the burrow on every page gets old after a while. Sincerely, (fucking bastard) SarinZero (blabber) 17:35, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

This may be a dense question, but if Æncæclæpædæ Dræmætæcæ is brimming with vasty goodness, and uncyclopedia is not brimming with vasty goodness, why are you here? --Eponymous Coward 17:39, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Why waste time on the forum then, swaring and writing a large paragraph? You could just as easily move your hand onto the mouse and click the Red X at the top, see it? In the corner? Yeah, right there. Click it. All the admins, the pages, George Bush, AAAAAAAAA! everything dissappears. And you can go back to mastrubating or Wikipedia. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 17:43, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

As a side note, Uncyclopedia is the worst! -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 17:43, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

And that's why we love it... --AAA! (AAAA) 03:57, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

"And don't lie because I know" - er, no you don't, you're not me. Only I can say that and mean it. If an IP acts like they know all they will probably be banned. And no wonder your articles were deleted - they were all crap. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:51, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

That gave me a good laugh, "I bet none of you have ever kissed a girl." comic gold that is, for two reasons, 1.) I actually have, and 2.) it's "I bet none of you has ever "kissed a girl"." (though I am having trouble understanding why "kissed a girl" is in quotes), also this guy putting the period outside of the quotation marks implies that he does not live Stateside, could be a limey. - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 18:00, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

You fucking asshat, None means "not one." Not one of you has ever kissed a girl. You would know that if you weren't so fucking retarted you can't even tie your fucking shoes. This is exactly what point I'm fucking trying to make. Everyone on Uncyclopedia is fucking retarted. Euroipods SUCKS MAJOR ASS, and yet it was the "best article of 2005". What the fuck is up with that? You guys suck.--69.134.223.195 18:10, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Actually, AAAAAAAAA! was the best article of 2005... so yeah, I'm not going to correct it for you... but you might want to consider doing it yourself, later on maybe.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:16, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh, this guy is great, almost as good as BENSON, I get that "none" meant "not one", though that doesn't excuse you being both incorrect and improper with your grammar. Why also, I must ask, did you choose capitalize "None" in your most recent post? Also, why did you not put quotations around it? It was obviously a completely proper time to use quotation marks, you put quotation marks around "kiss a girl", why did you not put them there where they would actually make sense. - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 18:14, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

huh, huh. Penis penis, vagina vagina. I'm funny mom! heh, heh, Yeah Beavisth.Mrthejazz 18:23, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh, keep posting! You've given us some good material for Uncyclopedia is the worst. Even better than the HATE HATE HAT guy. See, you can actually add funny material to uncyclopedia, congratulations! Don't be so frustrated for those deleted articles, sometimes it takes a second trial and you've finally madeit!. So now, who volunteers to rework his comments into Uncyclopedia is the worst?---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:23, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

*applauds stupid IP who, in actual fact, deserves to be burnt* ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 20:12, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

At Ratube: Fuck you, you fucking faggot! THIS ISN'T FUNNY, and neither is ANYTHING ON UNCYCLOPEDIA! I FUCKING HATE YOU! Nothing here is ever funny, except for what I put on here, but that got fucking deleted by menstruating admins who have nothing fucking better to do than sit on their asses all day, edit Uncyclopedia, and watch hentai. Everyone who spends any more time than 10 minutes of their day on Uncyclopedia is a fucking nerd who probably hasn't seen the sun since school let out for the summer. Here's a helpful tip: GET SOME FUCKING FRESH AIR, YOU TURDS!--69.134.223.195 20:39, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

This page is so funny, I've decided to watch it. Hey IP-man, you claim to loathe Uncyclopedia, yet you are unexplicably drawn to it. I think you gots yourself a fetish.--Emmzee 20:41, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

I saw the sun the sun today. It was warm, just like you --Kingofbeer 21:02, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Hey, out of curiosity, which articles of this fella's were deleted, anyway? I'd like to see them, seeing as they're the only funny things here.--The One and Only Czar Yah 21:00, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

I wonder if he even had any articles, or if he just wants to vent? Because last year I saw something like this on Wikipedia, but it got huffed. We should feature this. THat'll get him really mad.--Emmzee 21:05, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Ha, there's a good idea. I'll second that.--The One and Only Czar Yah 21:06, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

You fucking faggots shouldn't feature this, because IT ISN'T FUNNY. Oh wait, neither are the other featured articles. So fuck you, you fucking faggot! The pussy admins with sand in their vaginas will never feature anything of mine because they suck total hard cock! Nobody who is a registered here knows anything about comedy. The "featured" articles are even worse than the non-featured articles, which is quite hard to do, but they get featured anyway because you faggots don't know shit. You douchehats need a constructive activity to do instead of being shitty editors on this shitty excuse for a Wikipedia parody. Now, I'm gonna fucking blank every fucking page I can fucking find, you fucking horsefuckers. If you fucking put this shit in any fucking article, I will come to your fucking house and punch all of you in the cock. Fucking faggots.--69.134.223.195 21:11, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh noes! The hater knows where we live because he/she is omnipotent! Hehe, "douchehat". Great word.--Emmzee 21:14, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

This IP knows alot about fucking, horses, shit, kissing girls, hard cock, and douches. He seems to be experts in these fields.--Wit (tawk) 03:12, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

I do like the hard cock.

Well, despite these oh-so-horrible threats, I, for one, am all for featuring this. It's a wonderful compliment to Uncyclopedia is the worst, and its one of the two or three best things to happen on these forums, so "HA" to you, Mr. 69.134.223.195.--The One and Only Czar Yah 21:20, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Can you even feature a forum post? Or we will have to feature Uncyclopedia is the worst again?--Emmzee 21:28, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Here's a great idea, Emzee! SHUT THE FUCK UP! You like the hard cock, I just know it. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UNCYCLOPEDIA? FUCK YOU ALL! I'M GONNA VANDALIZE EVERYTHING THAT FUCKING MOVES! FUCKERS!--69.134.223.195 21:32, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

I think you have an unhealthy obsession with "Cock", which also means that you have unfortunately lost your argument by default; since using genitalia as a means of strengthening an argument has an significantly contrary effect, similarly, using ALL CAPS is similarly negating although at least you're special enough to have kissed a girl... right? --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 17:43, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Hey! Do you have any relationship to the guy that wrote this?--Some Guy 21:42, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

I see a slight distant relationship in there.--Wit (tawk) 03:12, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Wow, i'm amazed that you would want to try to vandalize everything that moves in a pile of horseshit. Personally, if I saw something move in a pile of horseshit, I would get the fuck away, it could cause a disease. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 22:20, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

Oh my god...you wouldn't have came back if Uncyclopedia was the worst, you must love it! You are quite amusing...keep talking...I've decided to watch this page. We could report your IP for calling us all FUCKING PUSSIES, but what's the fun of that eh? -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 22:22, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

A question for Mr. IP Guy: If you claim that Uncyclopedia is the worst, why do you still come back here? Could it be because deep down inside, you love Uncyclopedia? Don't try to hide it, IP Guy, you love Uncyclopedia! --General Insineratehymn 22:54, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

ping 69.134.223.195 -t

The problem with "anonymous" ip's is that they're so much easier to hack into. OH SNAP!-- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 23:31, 1 July 2006 (UTC)

I <3 Hat --Nytrospawn 00:33, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Awww... seems you came here before you went to ED and your poor articles were rejected and now you are having a little whinge. I am so sorry, would you like us to make it better somehow?! Seriously, you say we don't have a life but all you are doing is bitching about your articles being deleted and that somehow ED is better with its constant display of vulgar forms of porn and goatse. You sir are the one who has no life. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:05, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

EXCUSEZ-MOI?? I HAVE KISSED A GIRL!In truth or dare --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 01:17, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Really? Me too. That was how I kissed the first girl I kissed. What a lame way to do it the first time, eh? » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:33, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

EEEWWWW!! GIRLS ARE GROSSS!! YOU KISSED A GIRL??! GROSS!!!!-- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:06, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

To 69.134.223.195: You're hot, wanna cyber? --Witty Guy bitch at me 05:26, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, hang on. Maybe the IP guy has a point, y'know? Maybe it's time we just threw our hands up and said "The best man won". I mean, how can we hope to compare with ED's mighty 3000 articles, or their equally impressive traffic rankings? I'm quitting right now, and going to beg to be sysopped at ED. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:45, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Now available on Uncyclopedia:Praise. ♥ ...L 09:50, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

How about we call him Mr. Angry or Mr. Can't Take a Hint. If his articles were deleted, maybe he needs to check into his own writing and read the VFD section to see why they got deleted. I mean he seems to suffer from an anger management problem. I mean it is just a Wiki site and a humor one at that. If his articles keep getting deleted, they are not funny and he needs to improve his humor and writing, or go back to ED were they accept that low quality crap that he writes. He is also a perfect canidate for the IWETHEY forum, where he can learn how to whine as a group for all the injustices done to him and the rest of them by the rest of the world. Oh no, he cannot be at fault, must be everyone else who are at fault. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 02:21, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Wow, this one is grade-F. I know I'm an admin and that isn't fitting, but this is sad. Also, I have kissed two girls, and I'll be kissing my girlfriend in a couple weeks. Unlike the girls Mr. 69.134.223.195 kisses, she isn't my cousin, either. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:18, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I totally agree. By the way, is it nice up there in Durham?--officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:16, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Here's a tip for all that hate Uncyclopedia: Click the big red X at the corner of the screen. There, it's gone. --User:Nintendorulez 17:57, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Or he could take it a step further. He just needs to follow these instructions:

1. Press Alt-F4
2. Reformat your hard drive
3. Cancel your internet subscription
4. Kill yourself

But, your way is good too. --General Insineratehymn 21:36, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

• <cough> Don't feed the troll. Modusoperandi 08:19, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • How can we feed him when we cut off his life support? --General Insineratehymn 21:00, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
    • He is a Terri Schivo troll, even off of life support there are still people trying to feed him. Yet clearly he is brain-dead and shows no signs of intelligent life or improving. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 05:18, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

69.134.223.195 for Admin

Score: +12

• For. --Spin 00:41, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, a great edition to the team as he will provide us with much humour. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 01:05, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For this is a great way to shut people like this up. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:06, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For great justice, elect this anonymous IP as admin! --General Insineratehymn 02:31, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For --FlareNUKE 02:47, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. To piss this whiney baby off.--Wit (tawk) 03:12, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, take off every zig! --SarinZero (blabber) 03:21, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• Yeah. But we'll have to unblock him first...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:53, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Wait, he was blocked? --General Insineratehymn 14:30, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment Yep, Tompkins went out of patience and gave that guy an infinite ban. My opinion on this is simple: Why bother getting mad at people like this? If someone wants to be oneself's parody, let him/her be! ED is better? Pfft! Hello? Are you telling me that the constant display of random men engaging in a bukkake is "funny", as the website itself tries to claim? Look, the best way to deal with this sort of idiots is to ignore and let other users laugh and throw rocks at them. But unfortunately, many admins here would rather go hard with the ban button (which they refer to as "banstick", as what a parent would use to punish a kid in the old days) and not consider any occasion as a chance of showing the vast population of registered/unregistered users what Uncyc is really about. I'm kind of disappointed. -- Colonel Swordman 15:51, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
      • He was blocked for blanking pages. Is that not a bannable offense? —rc (t) 17:10, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
        • Oops, sorry! I didn't realise that. -- Colonel Swordman 17:56, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
          • I do wish he hadn't burned out so soon. I wasn't sure he was for real until he started blanking stuff - he wasn't as over-the-top as the "Uncyc is junky junky junky junk" guy, but I still thought he might be putting us on. —rc (t) 21:43, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
            • Well, what can I say? The internet is packed full of idiots - highly lifeless, predictable idiots. (See [1] and [2].) -- Colonel Swordman 01:54, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
    • We don't even need to unblock him. If he becomes a sysop, he can unblock himself. --Sbluen 23:39, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. We should make an IP an admin every year. We made plans for this on this forum section. --Sbluen 09:21, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For This guy's brilliant. - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 17:14, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For template- and quote-spamming his userpage. Wait. That's not what we're voting on, is it? Better go revert my "edits." (kidding.) Well, then fuck this banal, mingeing, foul-mouthed waste of carbon in his cauliflower-ear with a three-foot sanded iron dildo, then break it off in his empty skull and hammer his stunted groin with the rest of it.... I guess that means For. Why not? --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:10, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, duhhh. - Sikon 09:09, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. He would fit in so well. Oh crap, did I say that out loud?--Emmzee 00:17, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

“In Soviet Russia Uncyclopedia Fucks YOU”

~ Russian Reversal on Uncyclopedia

• For give the man a break--XxRPMxx 05:25, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. Crazyswordsman 05:03, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
• For the funniest man ever. Hell, give him a nobel peace award. RZ 03:58, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
• For YES, GOD YES! He could make Uncyclopedia funnier, just give 'em the chance! User:Trar/sig2
• For --AAA! (AAAA) 01:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Jtaylor1 for Sysop (Martian Political Party)

Score: -1

• Self-For. please join.--Jtaylor1 09:10, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• Huh? --The Zombiebaron 00:19, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• Aganist ~~FlareNUKE (Page Talk Contrib ☻)
• Ultimate Three-Pronged Against -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:22, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
• User:Smiddle
• Against. Do not want! --General Insineratehymn 16:42, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. He says stuff in complete context of the conversation, is one hundred percent selfless and never does something for himself, even if it may be completely sarcastic.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:56, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Restore his articles

For a limited time at least, and/or as subpages of this forum topic. His complaints are funny as hell. Let's see what he is complaining about, it will probably make his whole thing even funnier.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 11:50, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: +12

• For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 11:50, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For I think it'll be funny to see his reaction. --General Insineratehymn 14:16, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For Absolutely. - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 17:04, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• For - If we can find them, I think we should restore them into the Main namespace, and then completely rewrite them. But how would we even know which articles they were? The Deletion Log doesn't necessarily tell you unless the IP is included in the edit summary as the only contributor, and and nothing by that IP address is listed that way for the last month. And besides, he might have been using a different IP when he posted them. I think he'd have to actually tell us, wouldn't he?  c • > • cunwapquc? 17:27, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• FOR FOR FOR!!! And VFH them immediately!!!! Sir C  Holla | CUN --23:22, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• EXTREME FOR!!!! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 23:55, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
• X-TREME AUTOCRATIC VETO. --Spin 06:06, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 15:05, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
• For - What a great way to get a feature !. I'll have to remember that one... - Vosnul 17:20, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
• For - I want to know what "great stuff" he has written. --User:Nintendorulez 18:00, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
• Comment - I think Spin just shot y'all down. All hail the autocracy! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:14, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
• For ~~FlareNUKE (Page Talk Contrib ☻)
• ''''''FOR!!!'''''' -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 17:35, 7 July 2006 (UTC) !!!!
• For...I wonder how many ppl there are like this guy out there? Twitch 18:22, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Comment about 30,583,747 at the last count. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 07:34, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

Comment - Strange, last time I counted, the number was at 31,259,304. --General Insineratehymn 18:12, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Comment you must of miscounted then. Although to be fair there are now 32,643,741. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 18:20, 9 July 2006 (UTC)

Thats because I killed some of them off, but it looks like they multiplied even more... -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:43, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

• FOR Leave them as they were when deleted! Let 'em SEE just how "funny" they are. Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:54, 19 July 2006 (UTC) Eh?
• Extreme lesbian support. --officer designate Lugiatm MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:26, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Banana Republic -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 05:23, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

• Put them in True Facts and Other Deleted Prose and his quote on Uncyclopedia:Praise. Crazyswordsman 05:07, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Ive been waiting like, WEEKS for this guys articles to come out on video. Are they? (have they been restored?) -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 21:05, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

No. I don't think so. If they were, we'd've been notified on this forum topic. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 12:52, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

• For --AAA! (AAAA) 01:07, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Man, I'd love to fuck Uncyclopedia.

Hot stuff... --User:Nintendorulez 23:46, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: 4

For! --General Insineratehymn 12:33, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

• For!--Emmzee 01:51, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
• LESBIAN FOR! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:20, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
• For, just give me a sec to put on some "Hai Karate". <bow-chicka bow-bow!> Modusoperandi 04:05, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
• For YEAH! I like threesomes with Harry Karry -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 13:10, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For Buttsecks with online encyclopedias. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
• Against When you fuck Uncyclopedia, you are fucking everyone else who fucked with Uncyclopedia, like Tom Cruise. We don't want to get some STD like Herpies now do we? --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 20:54, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  • What, you don't have a firewall?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:06, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Well, Tom Cruise fucked Katie Holmes, no? I'd tap her. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:29, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Condoms were invented for a reason. --User:Nintendorulez 00:52, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• Against. That means I would have to touch Money$ign... No No No.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:52, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

I had sex with Uncyclopedia, and soon developed a terrible skin rash

• Ouch! Still, it was well worth it, if only for the free MP3 player.  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:29, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
  • You know there's no cure for Uncyclopedia, right? Modusoperandi 05:28, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: -1

• Against. - Sikon 07:05, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

User:Smiddle

Something is Seriously Wrong Here

wow! ^^ that's what 69.134.223.195 is trying to say i think -- am i wrong??????. i think his pourings are way more profound than anon's, "go eat shit fuckers." i don't know if he agrees with me on this one but reading his pourings and the blase reactions of the philistines to his complicated prose convinces me to the otherwise or that he is otherwise or something similar. i think we should go out of our way to do whatever we can for him, i mean Him - making him admin or the featured live article just isn't enough. we love you 69.143.519 *flying kisses! sally field loves you!*

• never leave us *flying kisses again -- this time for me*--mowgli 19:35, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
• Brilliant! Why didn't I see it before?Vicas 23:39, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Actually,

I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL.

I have no excuse for it either, I have a whole sixteen years of age. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

Everything he's said about uncyclopedia is true! TRUE!!--Gubby 22:29, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

I agree with Gubby's flawless logic. --Cainad 22:31, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

• Let me assure you. I have never kissed a girl, but what he said about Uncyclopedia is most certainly not true. This site is a great gathering of the world's finest knowledge, and we are much better than those who shall not be named. This anonymous IP user is simply an infidel who questions our absolute knowledge. Also, Gubby, you have your whole life ahead of you. You will kiss a girl someday. I guarantee it. --Insineratehymn 01:13, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

I agree with Insineratehymn's flawed logic. Except that I think this infidel IP has done Uncyclopedia the greatest of favors: Given it's users the opportunity to prove that they are superior humourists because they can laugh at even the most, ahem, intelligent criticisms --Cainad 01:29, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

I've kissed my mommy... --User:Nintendorulez 22:43, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Keep in mind that everyone — that is, every single person in the world — who has never kissed a girl is obviously gay. —Lenoxus 18:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedians who have actually kissed a girl

• Sign here. --128.252.48.98 01:23, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • (Dammit, who logged me out?) --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:23, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• I've kissed my mommy. Does that count? --General Insineratehymn 01:25, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• Sikon 11:08, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• Yes I have kissed a girl. No, I am not a lesbian. It just was truth or dare.--I have Yvonne Give me 10,000 to get her back 00:28, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Truth or dare, eh? Hello... --AAA! (AAAA) 11:24, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
• I kissed Insineratehymn's mommy. Does that count? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

No, everybody's kissed Mrs. Insineratehymn. Benson 21:36, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

• I've kissed and touched a girl! Praise me! --AAA! (AAAA) 00:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• Okay. Upgrade me to "I have had sex." Yes, I have had sex. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • You lucky bastard. How did it go? --AAA! (AAAA) 04:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
    • To be honest, it's really overrated. Fun? Yes. But the best thing in life? Probably not. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:39, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

In that case, you're not doing it right. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:27, 20 Feb 2007

• HOMG I HAVE TO PUT DOWN MY NAME SO THU GUY WAN'T THINK IMA LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!! I'm such a hypocrite cause I'm doing it anyways. Duh I've made out with chicks. --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 03:08, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
• Yo. And I got to watch some guy on guy kissing in return. --monika 04:45, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, uh, I got too lazy to read this whole thing...but yeah. Definitely HAVE kissed a girl. Not my mom either. User:Mrthejazz/sig 00:42, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

You've never kissed your mum? Ungrateful child. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:33, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

I think he means more he's never made it to second base with his mom. --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 23:38, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Too right. Trying to carry your mother round a baseball field would be just as disrespectful as failing to kiss her. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Unblock 69.134.223.195

• For - This is the best humour I've ever seen, and I need more. And if he blanks pages, we just patrol him. Say, is there any way to keep him confined in the forum space? --AAA! (AAAA) 01:06, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Lord Fluffy wonders what this guy has against gays? What about the Uncyclopedians that have only kissed guys? Hey! Lord Fluffy demands to know what happened to the username template! Bad form! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 01:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Who is this guy(?) anyway? It's easy to say "fuck this" or "fuck that". Doesn't he have anything better to do than piss down his own leg? We can all see it. It would be better, really, if BENSON ate him up right now. Of course, there's a hundred more where Mr. Fucko came from. There's so many sheep and so little time. What about rocket ships? I want phallic symbols to lead me in my search to be kissed by a girl. And it won't work besides. I did kiss a girl once, but I didn't have to fuck her. Maybe he can kiss my ass and he won't have to fuck me either. Promise. I won't hold him to it, no matter how bad he wants it. --Schizo Master 01:35, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I don't think that BENSON would eat an IP- too many calories. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 01:39, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

• For Let's just see if he comes back. That's what I thought was so funny. --love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 04:19, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. BENSON needs more bitches. --Molotovnight 00:26, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

No matter who "this guy" is, I regret "going off on him" as I did. It was a shameful breach on my part and I apologize profusely. I'm quite embarrassed that I could be capable of such a diatribe.--Schizo Master 13:22, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Twice I did it! I gave a shit! Missed the point entirely. So did 69.134.223.195. This is the secret gospel according to <insert god here>. I love Uncyclopedia!--Schizo Master 01:33, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Against. His IP address starts with 69, which is codeword for gay porno. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!} _{Don't click here!}

For, I guess. I mean, For or Against, who gives a shit? Oh, I should give a shit about this one? Okay, then, um, I'll toss a coin, Heads!--Schizo Master 13:00, 15 March 2007 (UTC)