User:Strange but untrue
|Uncyclopedian of the Month September 2007|
The scene: Our protagonist is out shopping, when a creepy man sneaks up behind her and hits her over the head with a big red book. When she comes around, she is sitting in a large television studio.
"What are you doing? Where have you taken me?"
"What? Wait a minute, is this...?"
"No - it couldn't be..."
"Oh wow - this is all so emotional..."
"Wait - I thought This is Your Life was supposed to be a nice experience?"
"Ohhhh yes - it's Premier Tom Mayfair. He NRVed my first article. Happy times."
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"Oh wow - look guys, I know I've been a useless mother and neglected to mold any of you into fine, upstanding featured articles. But can't you see I was too busy interfering into other peoples' articles?"
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"Heh - yeah, well, it's important to get these things right, you know. Eventually, I plan to rewrite all of Uncyclopedia, replacing the penis jokes with refined satire and the stupid puns with stupid puns which are better because they were written by me."
"N00blet! My own Artificial Intelligence. He's highly interactive you know."
"I have no idea who that is. It's certainly not a sock puppet or anything like that."
"So I guess I'll go back there and create even more happy memories now? Hey, why does this chair have chains?"
"You mean you're not Michael Aspel?"
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