User talk:Tompkins

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Yeah, sorry, it's just... we already have AAAAAAAAA!, and anything that follows the same idea, but isn't nearly as interesting, is usually deleted on spot. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

I have four Five Six, sir. a lot of archives. You could probably find them on your own... but since you're lazy, I guess I can be a pal and help you out a bit. Archive 1 | Archive 2 | Archive 3 | Archive 4 | Archive 5 | Archive 6 | Archive 7 | Archive 8 | NEW! Archive 9

HEY!!![edit source]

you're...gone? I spose that's why you haven't been on IRC in a while :P we were talking about you the other day though, you know! Anyway, I was looking through the QDB and decided to talk to you! Loves! Talk later :D Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) 19:01, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

+S[edit source]

Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy.
There is no personalised message either.

Braydie at 00:00, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

It's time![edit source]

Well, the time has finally come for judging the best at PLS. Since it'd be extremely hard (if not impossible) to fairly judge all 13 entries in your category in one sitting, it's recommended you start early and take it in stages. You were chosen as a judge because I trust your judgment when it comes to humor at Uncyclopedia, so you may use any method of choosing the winners that you deem fit. I do have space for you on the judging page to rank your top five favorite articles, in order, and give honorable mention to any other articles in your category that you deem "worthy" of being an Uncyclopedia article (which will then be unlocked after PLS is over). I'd prefer to have the entries almost fully judged by the Wednesday, the 7th of February, though the deadline isn't until the 10th. As such, be ready for me to be panicking if there's nothing done on your entry on the judging page by the 7th. Thank you again for judging, and enjoy the read (as many of the entries are quite funny this go around, in my opinion). Please contact me at my talkpage if you have any questions.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:55, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and by the way. Next time you're looking at Alexia's stats, compare where we stand to where stands. Methinks you'll be amused.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

UOTM[edit source]

BePrepared.jpg Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

Braydie at 15:23, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Template:DYK[edit source]

You unprotected it because Nin was editing it, right? I'm pretty sure he was permabanned; even if he wasn't, he seems to be done. Some people who shall remain anonymous have been adding their own since you unprotected it. Could you put it back under protection? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:51, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... thought I did, but I'll do it again. Thanks for telling me :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:09, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Tompkins! You got some 'splainin' to do![edit source]

Babel:Spb is our reskin for tomorrow, yes? —rc (t) 06:30, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

F@H[edit source]

With my fixes, in FF
After your revert

Didn't my fix work for you? I checked in FF and IE, and though in IE the ads still push the page right (I don't think that's fixable), it works fine otherwise. Check the screenshots to the right. Of course the other solution would be to centre the entire thing, which is what a lot of sites actually do (like youtube). Spang talk 18:44, 4 Feb 2007

I like it with the space to the right, because that's how it is on the actual page. WIth your fixes, it widens it out, and makes it look different than the F@H page at Stanford. Also, when you scroll down, it was screwing up the last paragraph and the sponsor images, I tried to work on that, but couldn't get it righ (I'm not a very good coder). The weird thing though, is that it's still wide on mine, and has always been wide, but if I refresh then it goes with the empty right side margin. That's what I was asking about in IRC, if we could somehow get the skinny version, which I guess is already there...
Anyway, I guess it doesn't matter at this point, as I'm not sure when would be a good time to put the thing up. So feel free to continue messing around, see if we can strike some sort of balance. Having the whole thing center sounds like it might work out pretty well, but I have no idea how to go about doing that, of course. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I see. I thought you wanted it wider. But I should say the thin version probably looks pretty bad for people with higher resolutions. It probably changes when you refresh because of something to do with caching affecting load times of different parts. You'd probably have to specify the width of the table exactly if you want to keep it to that single size. Oh, and to centre it, just add align="center" to the first table. I think. Give it a day or two, that should be enough time between this and the superbowl thing. Which isn't really so much of a reskin anyway. Spang talk 03:34, 5 Feb 2007

hey hey hey[edit source]

:) Thankyou!!!

- jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 12:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank YOu[edit source]

Thanks for the cool sig its awesome if ya need a favor just ask

Heh, no problem, really. If you need anything, feel free to ask - no favors necessary. Just remember to sign with four tildes, like this: ~~~~ HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:51, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Huffing Bleary[edit source]

Hi, I was wondering why you deleted the article on Bleary? [Small Northern Irish town, centre of Universe, etc]. Being an unaltered Wikipedia article, it certainly met one criterion for quick deletion, but I thought it was funny and (though not without faults) showed promise. Anyway, I'm new to Uncyclopedia, and could use some help with this "funny but not stupid" thing, so could you tell me what I did wrong? Ladislav

I'm glad you asked... the reason your article was deleted is because here at Uncyclopedia we generally don't accept straight-rips from Wikipedia. The article should be altered, at least a little bit, so it can be considered original. This is the same with copying an article from basically anywhere, except with Wikipedia the content isn't protected by copyright.
This being said, I would gladly restore your article, if you were to promise to work on it some. So, think that over and get back to me, I guess. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Thanks! Yes, I'll certainly work on it if you restore it. Ladislav 13:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Done. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:03, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
... and deleted again. I had a few goes, but I've been busy and I couldn't think of anything really good to do with it anyway. Ah well. Sorry to have wasted your time. Ladislav 11:11, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
You did no such thing, this is my job here, but I'm sorry your article didn't make it - I would encourage you to try again. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Request[edit source]

Hello tompkins,


thanks. —Braydie 15:15, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade[edit source]

Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:28, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

/me tucks ninjastar under the pillow Best keep this thing between you and me... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:56, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Consumerist[edit source]

Hi, what did you want me to do again? —Braydie 19:29, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Heh, well you don't have to do anything, but if you want to write a short little blurb (like the on I did), I'd love to include it... right now I'm being pretty lazy, but I plan to finish the article at some point. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:38, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Ok, I could write another one if you wanted. I've got nothing better to do :) —Braydie 15:16, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

You Pwn[edit source]

THIS SIGNATURE IS AWESOME! Thanks alot! (yes I am too lazy to make a template) notice the pwnage signature =======> Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia!

Another Thanks![edit source]

Colt1812.jpg For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts!

Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:07, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations![edit source]


You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of March 2007. I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better.

Often when I'm making my way around the Halls of Uncyclopedia I'll come across a line here, a paragraph there or a mindfuckingly brilliant article there, which has the hand of Tompkins has touched. Quietly you've gone about making Uncyclopedia better and funnier. You ARE a hero.

In a halfshell. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Oh, wow, jesus... I don't know what to say... Um, you know, I guess I - I just wish my mother was still around so she could see me now... And, uh... that goes for every other dead person that once doubted my abilities... Yeah, look at me now Uncle Joe! Ha! And, uh, thank you... thankyaverymuch. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:26, 17 March 2007 (UTC)


--KATIE!! 20:17, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

:D HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:16, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Well, thanks! I just do it because Uncyc has been making me laugh for more than a year now, and I like to try to help out a bit. I don't have time to contribute as many articles as I'd like (nor the inspiration, actually), so this is how I make myself useful. RabbiTechno 17:44, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Bagels.jpg Shalom!
Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno!

מזל טוב

fuck fuck fuck fuck[edit source]

:DBraydie 23:00, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

:) ( soccer game tonight, talk to you tomorrow) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:48, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Mmmmm Children[edit source]

Walgreen33.jpg The Premier has awarded you a coupon
for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of
3 children at equal or lesser value!!
Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured.
In Soviet Russia, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png thanks YOU!!
Offer Expires 12/21/2012

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Umm, Tompkins?[edit source]

What the hell did you do to the front page? --General Insineratehymn 01:35, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

I love your pagan holiday thing.[edit source]

-- The Zombiebaron 04:24, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, and thank Braydie too, because, as always, he helped me out a lot. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:44, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
I thank Braydie on an hourly basis for making me look bad compared to him, but I'm sure I can slip a little "Thanks for not making a Passover Reskin" in there too. -- The Zombiebaron 04:50, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
:) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 07:27, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

re: your comment on Forum:Hey guys check out my articles im a new user[edit source]

Are you messing with my head? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:05, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

The real question is: What is your head doing in the Messing Room? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:07, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
I mean, I practically just wrote an UnNews story about that very thing. So, if you read it, you're messing with me, and if you didn't, you're some kind of pop-culture prophet. Either way, you're freaking me out, man. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:12, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I was referring to actor Phil Hartman (voice of Troy McClure)'s 1998 death. Reading that article would have taken much too long. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Again, spooky. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:25, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

re: your plot to get That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada featured (I'm not copying Modusoperandi)[edit source]

Great idea. But we could do it bettered. All we need to do is get hold of some passwords, if you catch my drift (please catch my drift, cause I just dropped it) —Braydie 21:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

*Lets it fall* Sorry, it was a good three feet away from me when you alerted me to its existence, much too far for me to travel. As for the password stealing, I completely agree. We'll just have to set up some sort of scam... like, "give us your passwords or we'll ban you." HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh...ok, my password is "password". Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Please warn me in advance of posting the page to VFH so I can vote for it. Er.... I mean "pas5w0rd".... not responsible for any vote of mine that appears. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 01:11, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Will do :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:13, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage[edit source]

Newcookie.gif Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number ten from my free cookie giveaway

Help?[edit source]

I want someone to radically cut the dross from my articles, and replace it with funny shit.

Can you take a look at my user page and see if anything takes your fancy???

--Dantoller 00:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

So..[edit source]

I was searching for ways to listen to music at school the other day, and came across this. Hope it helps.. something.. —Braydie 21:57, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

I actually just use my iPod at school, but damn... that's a pretty sweet site. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:01, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah. I normally use my iPod as well, but it had run out of battery. Thank you franceradio. —Braydie 22:06, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Franceradio, yes. France, never. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes. Thanks for that. If it got out that I like the French I'd be killed. —Braydie 15:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
:) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:28, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Unused image[edit source]

One o' yours. Wanna keep it? -- sannse (talk) 10:48, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Nah, you can kill it, or actually, I will. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 15:41, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

+Zombie[edit source]

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Yeah... I know it's 21, but I'm in the UK and it's legal at home, so uhh... thanks for playing your part in turning me into one of the mindless deletion zombies :P -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:47, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for always being such a perv :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheese[edit source]

Are you serious? I kept the good jokes and made it better, what is your problem? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:55, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Answered on my talk page. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 04:10, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
So exactly how long does voting have to go on? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:07, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Until you ask about it :) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:57, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Ben's clock[edit source]

Ben's got a potbelly. Too much malt liquor, methinks. It's been a while, but I think my logic was that it was lolling slightly to the side of his big, round belly. Anyway, I tweaked it. Thanks for noticing. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for tweaking. I can see what you were going for, but it just looked a bit off. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:53, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Going back and improving a pic is like going back and improving a page. There's always a way to make it that little bit better. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Well then, I encourage you to spend the rest of your natural lifetime working to improve this pic. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:07, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Um, yeah. I'll get to it eventually. It's on my list, right after Get beriberi. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:15, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Right, well... have fun eating all of that rice then. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:09, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
That's the secret? And to think, all this time I've been trying to stockpile whatever the opposite of vitamin B1 is. No wonder the guy at the health food store was laughing at me. I thought I was going to have to use the chronic alcoholism method. Maybe I'll do that anyway. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Chronic Alcoholism, is that kind of like Back to the Future 4: The Third? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:14, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Language is a funny thing. I recognize those words, and yet the sentence that they form makes no sense to me. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:24, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
I understand, sometimes I just stretch the similes a bit too thin, perhaps a nice beefy metaphor next time. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:37, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Personally, I like to mix my metaphors. Not right now, you understand. My doctor has me on a low metaphor diet. Fatty, apparently. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:41, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Low B1, I hope? Wouldn't want to ruin your hopes of beriberi just because you use a few too many metaphors. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:52, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
You know that this conversation is insane, right? I'm just saying. I'd like to say that it at least started off normal, but that, sadly, would make me a liar. Still, it's more sane than most of the IRC chat the last time I was on. So, that's something I guess. The glass, as it were, is half full. Of crazy. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:02, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Insane, or in sync? Think with your mind, Modus. Open your eyes, take a look at the freshly-cut grass. Take a whiff of your neighbor's new car. Live life as if it were a glass of crazy, on the rocks - shaken, not stirred. Feed your head. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
So, it's like a finger pointing to the moon? Truly, your kung fu is strong. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
That's why they gave me the free pair of shoes. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:43, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia logo change[edit source]

Hi. Since it looks like User:Fudgesickles! has left (the founder of AAAAA!). I thought I'd ask if you knew how he changed to left hand logo into an AAAA logo? Wait, just before I submitted I took a look at the common.js and it looks like "New reskin parser Instructions:" has something to do with it. Can you help? --Steinninn 10:26, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I know you want it[edit source]


Great stuff -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:10, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, hell yeah. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 20:57, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

LEGO[edit source]

For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 19:12, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one[edit source]

Hello, fellow Turtle-ProIdahoan (or is it -Iowan? I forget this late at night). I bid you good day from our side of the shell. I ask you to produce these "fingers" of which you speak...and for a...chinchilla? Perhaps next month. He was a gentleman to nomm me and step aside. Lest we forget. Thankee for your support and next month...a chocolate coffee dog??--Shandon 05:04, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Dude? I just ran into some kind of edit conflict with you and I see the well frankly dog vomit your user page has suddenly turned everything all right?--Shandon 05:08, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise Judging[edit source]

Glad to see you've volunteered! Now's your chance to sign up for your preferred Category, whichever that may be. Head over to the project page and put your name down where you want it. Thanks in advance. I'll be keeping in touch over the course of the competition, so stay tuned and feel free to hit me up on my talk page should you need to. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks again![edit source]

Heh, glad I could I help... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:35, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Flattered[edit source]

You said a nice thing about my image. Thank you.

Newcookie.gif User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for making an amateur photoshopper feel good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:15, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

PLS Bribe[edit source]

Kingkitty Is Bribing You.
Pick my article as the best of PLS and I'll split my $20 with you.

--Kingkitty 23:07, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't think a ten dollar bribe is going to cut it, Mr. Kitty. Perhaps your car title, or maybe the deed to your house? I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander[edit source]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:26, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Say it ain't so[edit source]

A life without Tompkins isn't worth living..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations![edit source]

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:25, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Woo hoo![edit source]

No, I am not quoting The Simpsons. This was my reaction after seeing a sysop/funny person voting for me in Writer of the Month. It was a great moment for me, and I must say thank you. So, er, thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:59, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

**** was NOT an AAAAAAAAA! clone[edit source]

You didn't read it did you... you looked at it and thought "AAAAAAAAA!" clone... you are AAAAAAAAA! paranoid!! PS... and if YOU (and if you didn't you wanted to) deleted such a monumentally important subject as **** then I look forward to your **** replacement for ****'s sake... KBuck

Oops, forgot the insults. You infectious full-gorged haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling motley-minded measle rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egged ****!

Yes, I feel much better now.

Aww. Someone needs a nap! I looked it over and I have to ask like the Wendy's restaurant that lets me do it right sort of like the King of the Burger: Where is the humor?(no!), becuase all I see is a lot of made up crap with parenthetical statements at the end of them (Okay!). I bothered to read it, and it's really quite dull.--Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN Prince!.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg 17:57, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

PLS judging[edit source]

The next PLS isn't for three more months, but I'm getting judges together early. Do you have any interest in judging the PLS again Mr. Tompkins? --EMC [TALK] 22:54, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Braydie's back[edit source]

can it be tomkins tiem now plz? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:07, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

I hope so....I really need a Nirvana fan to help me with this. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Seriously, get back here. Making fun of Spang is getting boring. —rc (t) 21:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Alright, I'm back. For my first order of business, I will be taking a one week vacation over the Thanksgiving holiday. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:08, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
(Seriously though, I'll see you guys in a week.) HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:12, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
... —Braydie 18:09, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
*sigh* HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:19, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Don't sigh at me sunshine. —Braydie 23:57, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans[edit source]

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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Christmas and stuff[edit source]

Evil santa.jpg Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

Merry Christmas[edit source]

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Merry Christmas. - STM

NFL Template[edit source]

Got my edit undid by thee, but whyyy? For why come how for we can haz real teams linked but not all on NFL templitz? Is I not aloud to edits templitz? Splain, pleez. Thx. --

Sorry, I shouldn't have my cat do my busy work anymore. So I changed the Buccaneers link to my half-genius article because the Pirates article is just as mediocre if not even more so, but then it got put back. Is there an evil template edit troll lurking, or is NFL Template planet forbidden for us?

TPLN 20:40, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

You were rude[edit source]

and stupid – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

and gay —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:09, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

PLS judging[edit source]

PLS Judging[edit | edit source]

I'm sending you this because you signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles and look at all of the images submitted. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). You, as the judges, have the sole authority to pick losers, winners, and disqualify entries, so please read the PLS rules carefully before judging.

Post your top 5 entries here for all categories except the Best T-shirt Design. For the Best T-shirt Design category just say which ones should be t-shirts and which ones should not be t-shirts.

Hit me up on my talk page if you have any questions and thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --EMC [TALK] 12:55 May 24 2010