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Today's Featured ENeGMA!
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Writer of the Month December 2006 |
Awarded the...award...of Writer of the Month December 2006, the large hole in my heart I attempted to fill with misanthropy and small plastic objects is now fully filled and patched up, good as new. I thank you all for your relentless show of dedication, and hope that you will continue to show me favor, both before and after the inevitable Revolution.
Articles
On VFH Now
Nothing!? What the fuck are you doing, nominate something!
PLS Articles
Thanks to everyone who voted for/read/enjoyed these articles. I enjoyed writing them.
Featured
Enjoy these.
- New Age Psychology
- Jackson Pollock with help from Hardwick Fundlebuggy
- A Tour of Baghdad thanks to NeoZidane for the great audio.
- Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 thanks to Procopius for the nomination and to David Gerard for extensive addition and clean-up. Much appreciated.
- Fundagelical Christianity (rewrite) thanks to Insineratehymn for the nomination.
- Alexander the Great Thanks to Insineratehymn for the nomination.
- UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters thanks to David Gerard and Brad for the nominations.
- Civil War Thanks to Rcmurphy for the nomination.
- Honesty Thanks to EMC for the nomination.
- The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid
- The Meeting: A Play in One Act
- V.
Quasi-Featured
Quasi-enjoy these.
- The Critique of Pure Reason thanks to NeedABrain for the nomination.
- Hutt River Anthology Featured Un-Book.
- What the hell is this
- Featured Article Candidates thanks to everyone who helped on this mess of an article.
Good Articles
Nominate these.
- That Television Show With Blinking Lights Where People Talk Really Loudly!!!
- Prefuse 73
- UnBooks:An Uncyclopedian's Guide to American Politics
- St. Augustine
- Paradise Inc.
- Carmen Miranda Syndrome
- Prince and the Revolution
- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
- Stream of consciousness
- Vice versa (rewrite)
UnNews Articles
Try to ignore these...
- UnNews:New Year Upon Us; Death One Year Closer
- UnNews:Jimmy Buffett donates Margaritaville to Gates Foundation
- UnNews:Leonard Bensalem wins Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
- UnNews:Uncyclopedia bought by Wikia for 2 Wooden Nickels
- UnNews:Ohio State defeats Texas in annual Arson Contest
- UnNews:Country singer has broken heart, is drunk
- UnNews:Rove implicated in plot to fire himself
Other Articles
- Dog eat Dog
- Grave Dancing
- Role Playing Game (rewrite)
Articles I've edited
I didn't do much on work on these.
- How to be stupid and not just funny
- Grand Funk Railroad
- Hans Blix
- Mensa entrance test
- Waiting for Godot
- New Cooler Edition
Awards
Holy Shit! Awards!
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Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome! Thanks for being so nice as to vote for my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do. |
Thanks for the vote - it's appreciated. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:59, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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"You rock!" ...and are NOT a smeg head Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews.
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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You have been awarded a Zidanese Ninjastar
Forged out of pure Ununbilium metal, you must have really pleased me... – 'NeoZidane CUNT |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar! |
| For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion. |
You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of December 2006. The award is in recognition of those individuals that *I* feel have contributed to making Uncyclopedia a better place, whether through writing or image production or just "what they do around the place."
Please feel free to display this award in a prominent place or hide it in a sock drawer somewhere - its up to you. Thank you for doing what you do. :) -- Sir Mhaille 
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The Artist as a Young Psychopath Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me. Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said: Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong. |
--Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:22, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
 has awarded you the Neat Order of the Closet for voting For HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male Wear It With Pride!TM You big homo. |
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THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
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Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either. |
—Braydie at 23:52, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
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Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007. |
—Braydie at 15:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!