User:Thetoastman

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Keep the children away.
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Commander of the Order
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.
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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers .
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Thetoastman's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.