User:Thetoastman
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This user's head A SPLODE. |
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This user joined the Folding@home Team
, because they give a damn & so should you. |
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people. |
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
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This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level. |
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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers . |
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Thetoastman's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.