User:MoneySign

	Potatochopper of the Month June 2007

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A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.|Mark Twain}}

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About me

I was pulling faces in front of a mirror when suddenly the wind changed direction. Now it’s permanent.

My Contributions

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Not proud of any of my contributions article-wise.

• Nuclear holocaust sucks because there was already an article on Nuclear warfare. Why hasn't anybody requested a delete yet?
• Taste I made because it was a most-wanted article. But it turned out pretty shite.
• Then I added Homer to Undictionary, which is hardly original.
• And the word Gullible was so-called deleted from Undictionary as a reference to the classic joke.
• Added a hazard section to the dog article.
• ACME™.

So yeah... Basicly... All crap. Except maybe the dog one... I dunno... Hell, I don't even know why the hell I joined Uncyclopedia! Meh... Beats masturbating all day. Or does it?

Picturual

That's what my gallery is for.

Thanks to

Thanks to Chris the chav for starting this page with an insightful d (← the actual d he typed).

!!SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE BULLETIN THING!!

Chris the chav has now done a Jesus on us, and has come back from the dead as Chris The Chav!! All bow to his wonder! Or not... Whichever...

My awardingses

- with a message: Thanks for the Dog Hazzard Picatures, they are marvellous. Use the sig tag if you DARE!!!!!1 --Sir Carlos the Mean CUN VFP CS CM CUNT (talk) 04:58, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. -- T. (talk) 14:37, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

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Ditto from me for helping n00bs that don't even know where to type their articles. Just watch out for the redirects that get left behind when you move stuff (i.e. moving a talk page to the mainspace :) Be sure to notify your local admin if necessary. --T. (talk) 01:12, 19 January 2006 (UTC)

I was banned from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template! :(

You have been banned from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May your sad fate serve as a warning to others.
Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

	Noob of the Moment January 2006

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Rcmurphy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Tayor has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 00:10, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

10,000 I have contributed 10,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 10,000

Flame and the Vipers has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

“I noticed that you blocked Tompkins with the reason "DELETE THIS, YOU ORANGE TURTLE!!" :D (for that sole reason I award you a cookie.)”

~ User:Flameviper on why he gave MoneySign a cookie

User:So So awards you with a letter p

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Bloopy would like to award this depleted uranium penetrator to MoneySign for for creating this image. Don't use it all at once.

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Somebody told me to, I don't know why. —rc (t) 02:56, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

	Uncyclopedian of the Month July 2006

I LOVE YOU

You have been awarded the J.C. Award by Lovebones for being the holiest of the holies

I don't know you, but I think you're cool. --{Talk to me}Lovebones{Contributions}

Niermak has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. -- User:Niermak/sig 14:37, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)