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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom and try to not overdo them. Joke nominations should be indicated by the "Joke Nomination" template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

Soonerism

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 284 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a bit dated, sure, but it's not terrible. Alula.gifAlula.gif 02:07, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep Not dated, just mediocre. I wouldn't delete it. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 00:01, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:16, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)

Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:27, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

Comments

Heavenland

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 257 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it!!! Potentially a cleanup, but it's not VFD-worthy imo. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:38, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. per Gerg, it's got potential, it's just painfully short and not good... but not bad LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. God patch.png Pray for it. since there's still a space left before we reach the limit again, I'm taking this opportunity to re-nominate this stubby crap. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:18, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
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Zepathitis Virus

Score: 1.5
Elapsed Time: 212 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1.5)
  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. why are there so many red links in this article? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:35, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg half delete Gerg fixed the awful links, but it still kinda sucks LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 04:09, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnTunes:Giant Caterpillar Song

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 197 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. ChuckNorris.gif  I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! Explode fire.gif Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:25, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! I was REALLY hoping to have my ears blessed by some otherwordly shitty music, but its just... a few words? Booooooo! LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 02:15, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Car bomb in hospital carpark

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 197 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:28, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. how are there so many of these!!????? LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 01:39, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:Perv Christmer is approaching again

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 197 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Facepalmsmiley.gif Facepalm. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 14:36, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Anarchist cat.jpg *HKHHHHHH* what in the cinnamon toast fuck? LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:19, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombieboner. is this supposed to be funny? --AtomicAnon (talk) 17:56, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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UnNews:East Antarctica breaks off, Americans still don't care

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Comedian stumbles around for appropriate Ted Kennedy joke, fails

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
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No keep votes.

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Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:16, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 163 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Yuk.PNG Eww! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:18, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yup LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:09, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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Strawberry Fields

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 163 hours
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No keep votes.

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Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:19, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Insert Headline Title Here!

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 163 hours
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No keep votes.

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NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:20, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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UnNews:Today is Obvious Day

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 163 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Smite lightning.svg Smite. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:22, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

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Infinity Blade

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

not funny whatsoever --AtomicAnon (talk) 15:59, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

Comments

@AtomicAnon: why haven't you singed in the "delete" section? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:48, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

@DaniPine3: oh was i supposed to do that sorry--AtomicAnon (talk) 15:59, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

Glensheen

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

There are barely any jokes at all, and the ones that are there are mediocre at best. --AtomicAnon (talk) 16:01, 2 March 2026 (UTC)

Comments

James Carville

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 29 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! It's just a picture of his face?--AtomicAnon (talk) 14:45, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombieboner. yeah not sure what this is about... LucyDance2.gifMKyap!Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïlLucyDance2.gif 17:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. the quote is a bit funny but this article is complete dog. – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  18:02, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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Not Day Of The Week

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 28 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Grue transparent.png Feed this to a Grue! AtomicAnon (talk) 15:36, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! – Preceding signed comment added by Squaw Dee (owns uncyclopedia • talk • contribs)  16:45, 3 March 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:07, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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Recipe For Disaster

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 7 hours
Keep (1)
  1. It needs some work, but I don't think it's bad enough to be deleted Gamma Dwight Office.jpg Here, friend, have some meth. 17:14, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:37, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 17:11, 4 March 2026 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Skype

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Lock icon.svg Lock. This is old and outdated, since we use Discord now. I'd still lock it, to preserve history. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:14, 4 March 2026 (UTC)

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