Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

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Interstate 85

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 4 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete., note that I nominated it for deletion. This article is very unfunny. It’s literally an infobox and one line. ICU wouldn’t work. It isn’t even funny either. We don’t need an article for every interstate, this isn’t Wikipedia. Therefore, I bring you the attention of I-85. I think it needs to be huffed. My rationale is it’s unfunny, and doesn’t have great potential. It’s not quite a QVFD candidate, but it’s still unhelpful and very little people seem to be maintaining the interstate category(am I the only one nowadays)?Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:35, 22 September 2020 (UTC)
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment., my last proposal took only ~80 hours, and this is more crappy. It’s honestly, boring QVFD. I say we try to get this done as soon as possible. My other one for Interstate 61 also had 83.33% consensus to delete, and the support was trying to be difficult. I will be responding to questions and people who vote Keep here, on why they think this should remain as an article. I’d gladly take the article down from VFD if someone does a serious expansion. And then we can put it into ICU. Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:39, 22 September 2020 (UTC)