Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion
DO...For nominators: DO...
- Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
- Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
- Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
- Add
{{vfd}}to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned. - Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
- Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
- Please keep joke nominations at the bottom and try to not overdo them. Joke nominations should be indicated by the "Joke Nomination" template.
For voters: DO...
- Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
- Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so:
'''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~ - Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
- Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
- Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
- Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
- Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
DON'T...- Revert administrators.
- Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
- Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are not an Administrator. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
- Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like
THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion
New entries will be at the bottom of this page.
Trump's Law
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Keep. Short stub but not that bad. If this does get huffed, please put it in my user space instead. Maybe I'll even make a template to show that this Trump article was created before he ran for prez, kinda cool. 
Neutral. Obviously it's not good, but i thought it was kinda funny (although extremely dated, but i don't blame the author for that). 
Allosaurus
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Half against. mmmmmmmmfffffghhhh its riding the thin line between trash and treasure UnNews:California introduces Sharia Law - but which type?
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Film (remake)
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Genius Book of Idiot Records
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Obliterate. End
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15 (number)
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Huff. LBC
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Notability
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Why?:We should bomb Iran
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Should've been Bernardo Butterlucci
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β Snowman.. [Soviet] Β»[Ask for free votes] |
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Charles Bukowski
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Polyandry
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Smite. Suspense
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Delete. Been in construction for far too long. Wikipedia universe
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Delete this stoned nonsense. πππ