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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...

For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Pages for Deletion

New entries will be at the bottom of this page.

AskJesus

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 692 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. I want it! I want it!! Inspired.png GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug)
Delete (3)
  1. God patch.png Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:18, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is decent (assuming none of you in the comments are lying), but that doesn't change the fact that the article itself sucks. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:39, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. cool concept, zero execution LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 04:25, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. A great concept, but horribly unfinished. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Agree with Opossum. Appears to be a parody of "AskJeeves", which was/is pretty much bare-bones (are they still even active anymore?) but we should program it to be as if Jesus were giving some quippy response. That, or maybe an article covering when they made a chatbot to mimic Jesus (not to be confused with AI Jesus which is just a collection of AI images that I'd like to unsee!) OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 02:18, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol neutral vote.svg No consensus. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:48, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

UnPoetia:反中共政治宣传库。

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 176 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Yankeessuck small2.jpg YANKEES SUCK! No comment on this one. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:04, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. hey look the template i made TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 13:27, 9 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:01, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 21:43, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. what LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 16:40, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Corporate philosophy

Score: 0.5
Elapsed Time: 174 hours
Keep (0.5)
  • Symbol recycle vote.svg Recyclewrite. This isn't awful, but it definitely needs a bit of rewriting. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:26, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)

this is hwy gen z-invented slang isn't funny. genzcruft. also reads like a guy fed up with his office job.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:22, 9 February 2026 (UTC)

Comments

Alphonse Elric

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 127 hours
Keep (1)

[ [User:Ri]]

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:49, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. this blows chunkz LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 12:59, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Yuk.PNG Eww! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:16, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 21:01, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:28, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Control Men

Score: 6
Elapsed Time: 94 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. Uses an imgur link, which cannot be viewed in the UK. Either can somebody fix it, or we remove it if it's unfunny. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:13, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! It's literally just an ass. I mean it. Just a big ol' ass. TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 21:15, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
    Wow. Not all of us are even into asses... — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:23, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. WHWHWHWHWHWHHWHWHWYWYWYWYWYWOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:25, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! I can confirm that this does not work as often as you'd think. Kinda funny, but there's wasted potential here (typical) LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 02:49, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  5. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Also, I did not know that Imgur was banned in the UK. Maybe for the better! OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:12, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:28, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

wait no those are tits smh TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 14:27, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

still a shitty articleOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 14:46, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Paraffin

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 71 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Way too short to be a stub. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 21:10, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif MEGA SMASHA!!! How can unfunny stubs (that aren't called "Fisher Price") survive for 10 whole years? OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:15, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! copy pasted from some other wiki page practically. L LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 16:42, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:30, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Tipperary

Score: 4 drunk Irishmen
Elapsed Time: 70 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. Too short TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 21:11, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. yeah I don't think the people from 2022 are coming back to improve it --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 21:13, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. QVFD would have worked perfectly here too. this is literally nothing LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 02:49, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:31, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

UnNews:Brah_pops_Zit_for_Bro

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 54 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. You guys think somebody from 2020's coming back for this? TURB0-SUNRISE DE LA RED SOX 13:41, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! aw this one feels like it was the start of something funny, but its UnNews so trying to save it now is hella pointless LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 16:43, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png Uncyclopedia. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:32, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:45, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Recording

Score: 2 Recordings
Elapsed Time: 52 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 15:55, 14 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:32, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

New Clothes, (Emperor's), The

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 42 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! really weird title for the article. also, its subject matter already has an article which is much funnier. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:05, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. for when you can't nuke the SOB... Deploy MOAB! agree with Dani. This page is literally useless, and not even worthy of being a redirect LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 02:50, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Joli Rouge icon.svg 2005cruft. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:33, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

History of the War on Drugs/funny version

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 41 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this is the "funny" version, why is the original featured? If there's anything historical to them, userfy it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:34, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I should mention that this, and the article below this are orphaned, meaning there's 0 significance to them. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:51, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Hip hop/Funnier version

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 41 hours
Keep (0)

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Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this is the "funny" version, why is the original featured? If there's anything historical to them, userfy it. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:39, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:37, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

@Gergdown: the article was originally called "Hip hop", but I moved it last year so that hip hop would be a redirect to the featured article. the "funny version" thing in the title isn't really a factual claim but just something I copied from God/Funny version. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:54, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

the same thing applies with History of the War on Drugs/funny version and Lie/faddy version 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:55, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Oh, well, in that case, withdraw both of these noms. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 02:56, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: no, keep them, keep them. I personally think they're crappy enough to be here. if I didn't nom them myself last year was simply to not bother with the democratic procedure. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:58, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

Duewag DB Klasse 628

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 40 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! found a non-tagged Tranvit article in the wild. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 03:28, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:38, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. woah cool, more copy pasted AI slop writing! LucyDance2.gifM KLucyDance2.gif 12:41, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

A word built one story at a time

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 30 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. Another irrelevant, inactive and confusing ASBOWAAT with no relevance to the lore of this already-awful series. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏOPOSSUMSIG.gifHey, that tickles! (vandalize my talk page) 14:08, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. Woah, I thought we already locked this one? 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 14:16, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Lock. As someone who's spent too much time contributing to this one, i can confirm that the concept doesn't work in practice. Writing an entire story for a single word turns out to be nearly impossible, not to mention that it's equally as difficult to actually form a word to begin with. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:42, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

UnTunes:Top 20 Songs

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 27 hours
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:34, 15 February 2026 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 12:43, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. QVFD this bitch! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 13:48, 16 February 2026 (UTC)
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Hero Wars

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:10, 16 February 2026 (UTC)

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