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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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History of Albania

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 3081 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is very funny. Smileface.png taxworm / talk 10:01, 17 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN (i'm not actually albanian) Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:07, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is nothing more than an Albanian nationalist article. And the parts that aren't are just filled with random humour instead. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 08:11, 17 January 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- The Zombiebaron 15:56, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
Comments
  • @Taxworm: @Willy on wheels: this is a horribly formatted and very short article. Couldn't we merge the humor into the Albania article? Or could we userfy it into one of your userspaces until it looks less nauseating? MrX blow me 17:21, 25 May 2023 (UTC)

Abul Maal Abdul Muhith

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2330 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Pickle Rick.png  PICKLE RIIIIICK!!! don't know who this is Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:38, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Me neither. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. 😒 Unamused. Who? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:38, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Airplane of Jefferson

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2330 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. nope Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:40, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. 🔪 MURDER! "Musical groups" Okay maybe I don't think I have ever heard of this band before. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:49, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
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An American in Paris

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2330 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. too short Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:41, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Arab Darussalam

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2330 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! confusign Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:42, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Awful Hospital

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2329 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. not quite ICU worthy but close Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:43, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Bailieborough

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2329 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. dont think anyone outside of ireland would find this funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:45, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. Facebook dislike thumb.png Dislike --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:42, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Banning Christmas

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2329 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Really only needs a little bit of formatting. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! the amount of shit in the orphaned pages section makes me disappointed. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:46, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Berkeley Gloucestershire

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2329 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! another article that maybe 2 people would find funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:48, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png  It STINKS! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:47, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Brazilian Traffic Code

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2329 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. threeee... not funny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:51, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Cavan

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2329 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. fully loaded with shit. let's goooooo Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:52, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:06, 19 February 2023 (UTC)
  3. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:48, 20 February 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Duck Duck Pubes

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1513 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. unfunny. Just unfunny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:30, 23 March 2023 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:54, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
  3. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:19, 17 April 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Vatheline

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1487 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. There have been too many articles created about Vaseline lately, and this is by far the worst. It's the same, but with a lisp. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 18:25, 24 March 2023 (UTC)
  2. 🧛‍♂️ Bite! My bad habits lead to this unfunny article. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 22:53, 24 March 2023 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pichusprite.gif BraGreMat Pichusprite.gif 21:55, 2 April 2023 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 22:01, 3 April 2023 (UTC)
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Vaseline pirates

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1243 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I love it.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ewww... (plus a whiff of vanity). DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 22:00, 3 April 2023 (UTC)
  2. BleedingEye.png (my eyes are bleeding) --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 00:56, 4 April 2023 (UTC
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. L10nM4st3r > ROAR at me! / See what my paws scratched \ How deep can you dig inside this? 20:57, 4 April 2023 (UTC)
Comments

Snapchat

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1033 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? I'm surprised this hasn't been deleted yet. But yeah this is very unfunny. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 16:21, 12 April 2023 (UTC)

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