Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion

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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 42. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

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Heckler & Koch MP5

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1745 hours
Keep (2)
Delete (6)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gatcruft Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 08:23, Friday 13 August 2021 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks orphaned, probably is - Товарищ Rooomy of the Soviet Union (Yell at me ~ Woo) 10:36, 13 August 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless there's at least an improvement to the formatting and some images added to make it look pretty. A little improvement to the humor would be good too. MrX blow me 20:25, 16 August 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! Nobody's laughing. Willy on wheels (talk) 02:12, 24 August 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! per Willy on wheels.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:20, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a terrible thing. An awful thing. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:48, 2 October 2021 (UTC)

File:School Photo.jpg

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1298 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Potential legal issues. Willy on wheels (talk) 00:04, 1 September 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Useless Pr0n. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 12:33, 1 September 2021 (UTC) Abstaining. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:16, 12 September 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Huff just because.  Cassandra  (talk) 14:20, 2 October 2021 (UTC)
  • Is it the fact that it's titled "School Photo"? As far as which porn is "useless", well, this one has some okay and kinda funny usage in a few articles, but not really something that'd be terribly missed. MrX blow me 17:45, 8 September 2021 (UTC)
    I was more pissed that when I opened VFD at school, hentai was plastered across my school laptop's screen. To be honest, I don't care what you do with this image, just get it the hell off VFD. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 01:36, 9 September 2021 (UTC)
    Changed my view on this, abstaining now that image is Gone-zo. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 17:16, 12 September 2021 (UTC)
  • Decent. But uncyclopedia should have a rule against stuff illegal in the USA. Probably legal, but questionable. Even though zoo NSFW is only illegal in Oregon, it still should be banned. Willy on wheels (talk) 12:44, 13 September 2021 (UTC)


Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 562 hours
Keep (2)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and move to Undictionary WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 18:05, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. this would be better suited in UnDictionary.

Delete (1)

Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Holy fuck this is bad. How did this stay up for more than 16 years? Willy on wheels (talk) 16:12, 1 October 2021 (UTC)


Henry Stickmin

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 445 hours
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote.svg Strong Keep Nuh uh, willy. It stays and that's final!

Delete (1)

Joli Rouge icon.svg Huff. The last remaining CoolKidz article. Willy on wheels (talk) 12:39, 6 October 2021 (UTC)



Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 241 hours
Keep (1)
Delete (1)

I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 229 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)

Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Borderline duplicate of Rolling your head on the keyboard and (the now deleted) Patent nonsense on Wheels! Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling