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That time I got blown up by a Boss during my sojourn in a video game

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The author recounts his experience as an unlucky gamer, without making any jokes about it. Anton (talk) 18:00, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't really fit in with the rest of the sojourns. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:09, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. #gamergate --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:38, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
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1989 Zombie Invasion

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Also stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:15, 24 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Chuck Norris? John McCain? Definitely way out of date, and not likely to be updated.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:34, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
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20 ways to kill yourself

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing but an unfunny list. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:26, 24 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its one redeeming feature is that it isn't a LONG unfunny list. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:30, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
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That time I nearly got my period all over the biggest mall in the world during my sojourn in Canada

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny, just tasteless. Anton (talk) 13:24, 25 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Yuk.PNG Yuk. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:36, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg No thank you -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:27, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
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UnTunes:At First I Was Afraid

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Getting blocked on Uncyclopedia is a tricky subject, because it has been treated and re-treated by many different authors, successfully or not. (Consider UnBooks:The sad fate of the banned users who escaped into a Sock puppet or Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, for instance) Unfortunately, this article adds no humour value to dozens of other pages talking about the same thing and isn't particularly funny, all in all. The rhyming is good, however. Anton (talk) 17:41, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Meh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:05, 26 October 2014 (UTC)
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Toddlers

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:12, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random for the sake of random. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:38, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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Salami

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This makes no sense. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:16, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I take it only the author understands whatever joke is here. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:34, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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Sausage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:17, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Mick Jagger image is the only saving grace here. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:37, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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Richard Bacon

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something about an egg then it just throws randomness at you for the rest of the article. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:32, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:42, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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DC Comics

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is just so bad that it's painful. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 04:32, 23 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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Ball

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What did I just read? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:09, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redirect to Balls (disambiguation). --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:13, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
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Indiana Jones

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indiana Jones not to be confused with Sanic Hegehog (1721-present) was a sickly young man (he contracted the terminal disease, Bad ass, at an early age) turned archaeologist and widely unrecognized: Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Civil War, WWI, WWII, and Vietnam War, veteran. His stormy relationship with his half-brother Han Solo, mother, the Highlander, and father, George Lucas was the subject of constant tabloid speculation. Tabloids, in the 18th century, were all run by closet-gay extraordinare Benjamin Franklin... --- Following from above, I wrote some other bullshit about Indiana Jones once and it got featured and shit. It may have been vaguely better than this.--Nikau (talk) 13:43, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How not to write an article. Anton (talk) 16:07, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is as random as it gets. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:00, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:01, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 01:30, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:58, 22 October, 2014 (UTC)
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ChavScum

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can't even tell if this is vanity or not. I just know it sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:56, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft article for a website that doesn't even work. 10/10 effort. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:58, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 01:30, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
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Harrison Ford

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Turns really stupid really fast. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:10, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Didn't make it past Deckler. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:59, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 01:30, 22 October 2014 (UTC)
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Nazi turtle

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. lolnazis also commies ROFL --Nikau (talk) 11:17, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 17:44, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. I thought I'd seen some random shit before, but this takes the cake. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Oct 20 '14 20:38 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:49, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. the first three words... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:28, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
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Jess Mariano

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:22, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete, because reasons. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Oct 20 '14 5:24 (UTC)
  4. What even is this?--Nikau (talk) 13:52, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't get past the first line of the Origins section. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:57, 21 October 2014 (UTC)
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  • Ok, uh... I'm gonna try to explain what this article is, and why it exists. (Even though I really can't.) The subject of the article is some peripheral character from a TV show called Gilmore Girls, with which I'm sure all of you are familiar... you're not? Alrighty then. The article itself is apparently ...a spoof that mashes up Gilmore Girls with Supernatural.... So basically, this article is arcane, circa-mid-2000s rubbish that would probably be amusing to the small subset of dorks who were fans of both Gilmore Girls and Supernatural, or in fact the failed WB TV network as a whole. Which I totally wasn't. Don't look at me like that. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Oct 20 '14 5:24 (UTC)


That time a yak did it during my sojourn in Canada

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is harmless. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:06, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep An acceptable in-joke mash-up. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:23, Oct. 19, 2014
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing more than a summary of That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada. Anton (talk) 16:45, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg 卍卍卍卍卍 --卍The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 10:01, 19 October 2014 (UTC)卍
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yawn. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:15, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 20:32 Oct 19 2014
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A BUTT POOP Christmas!!!!

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  1. Bah Bumhug. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:25, Oct. 18, 2014
  2. Save the in-jokes. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. Anton (talk) 16:50, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. deleting this would make my Christmas. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:52, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:10, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 20:34 Oct 19 2014
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:28, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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Dwarf

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:01, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The "no shit Sherlock" opening was the start of things to come, and not in a good way. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:16, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:33, Oct. 19, 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:26, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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Adult

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy and cliche. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:02, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:17, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:33, Oct. 19, 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:30, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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Grownup

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Speaking of Adult, this is pretty bad too. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:03, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is something I'd expect to see at QVFD. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:18, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:33, Oct. 19, 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:30, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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October 13

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  1. This is just bad. --EMC [TALK] 20:28 Oct 19 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The most impressive thing about this is that it survived 9 years. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 20:30, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol helicopter.svg wut? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:30, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Nobody cares about your birthday. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:31, Oct. 19, 2014
  5. 2005cruft -- The Zombiebaron 20:37, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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Piesexual

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  1. Yuk.PNG Yuk. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:36, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:37, Oct. 19, 2014
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:30, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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Jesus' ol' fashioned basket o' endless bread n' fish

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Funny idea. Horrible, horrible execution. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:36, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:38, Oct. 19, 2014
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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Drive by shooting

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy and stupid. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:37, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:38, Oct. 19, 2014
  3. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 20:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 21:30, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is harmless. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:05, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is just a union of That time and A wizard did it with no additional value. Anton (talk) 16:43, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's crap, it's not just crap it's crap with no effort put into it whatsoever. There is bad articles where the author at least get's an A for effort and then there is this. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:30, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - Now this one I don't like. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 19:22, Oct. 19, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. On second thought, this isn't a very creative mashup. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:05, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png BUTT POOP!!!!

Score: -4
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  1. I can't resist voting to keep what, while stupid in conception, has become an established in-joke. Ironically, VFD played a part in its origins. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:28, Oct. 18, 2014
  2. I think it's funny. At least it makes a passing attempt at humor, unlike template:boner, the best thing on the site apparently. --Nikau (talk) 19:07, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Classic. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Someone should seriously prohibit this article from appearing on VFD--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 09:50, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
    I think nothing can be prohibited from appearing on VFD. There is also no limit to the amount of times any article can appear here. Anton (talk) 10:02, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Super nostalgic seeing this on VFD yet again. -- The Zombiebaron 19:08, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:18, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can't resist putting this up here. Anton (talk) 16:48, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. yes please ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:51, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
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Opinion

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In my opinion, it's not very good. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:29, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 14:33, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
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  • I am not sure. It needs some help and polishing, but it's pretty funny in places and also pretty well-written. Anton (talk) 16:03, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-- The Dip Abides Oct 2014


Candy Crush saga

Score: 3
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  1. HA???--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:07, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:18, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Candy Crush Saga also known as I wanna be the facebook, Candy jews saga and Homestuck + I wanna be the guy + bejeweled is the newest contagious meme on Failbook and is a work of Faggotry, Jew gold farming and Contagiousness, thus putting it into the same level of faggotry as homestuck, Farmville, Advice dogs and call of duty. Watch out, it is able to spread though entire IRL communities in less then 3 days." - self explanatory --Nikau (talk) 14:29, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sorry, Mr-ex! Anton (talk) 16:08, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Mr-ex head.png SORRY, NOT SORRY, LOLGER!!! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:41, Oct. 18, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:04, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Der neger. --卍The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 09:59, 19 October 2014 (UTC)卍
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Anti-Grue

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because of nostalgia and also it's not that bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:00, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Nostalgia--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 10:05, 7 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Injoke, but so derivative of the original Grue and full of cruft. --Nikau (talk) 05:17, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I wrote similar shit in 2007 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png Nostalgia Critic – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:31, Oct. 8, 2014
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Empire: Total War

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've seen a lot worse, plus this page isn't thaaat bad.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 03:05 10.06.14
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Longest page I've seen and most sucks. --Nikau (talk) 14:53, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:01, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:52, Oct. 12, 2014
  4. Meh. EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 01:37, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. If you want to fix it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)


Trigonometry

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Replace with a redirect to the far superior Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:15, 7 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 09:59, 11 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png x = suck my dick, fag – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:53, Oct. 12, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:36, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
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LOLcat Translator Project

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ON TEH MAIN WEB PAEG[1] VISITORS CAN TYPE IN SUM TEXT IN ENGLISH AN GIT BAK RETARDD VERSHUN OV IT (AKA LOLCAT SPEEK) AN HAS LAFF. --Nikau (talk) 09:55, 11 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:25, 11 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:47, Oct. 12, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:34, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
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Space Shuttle Challenger

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. listcruft. --Nikau (talk) 09:58, 11 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:48, Oct. 12, 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Meh. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:56, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
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UnBlog

Score: 3
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Looks good to me. Not any different than Darth Maul's Diary  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 16:28 10.11.14

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not good. Anton (talk) 13:12, 11 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:49, Oct. 12, 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm not a fan. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:50, 12 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nope --Nikau (talk) 03:17, 15 October 2014 (UTC)
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Some Chick You Don't Give a Damn About

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Repetition can be funny, but not when you are constantly told that you shouldn't be reading what you are reading. Anton (talk) 12:09, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg I don't even... -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:04, 4 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This one's stupid though. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:45, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:07 9.15.14
  5. delete. and possibly resurrect as a better version. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:05, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
    I moved this page and rewrote it at the spoon and can bring that version here: check it out, if you wish! Anton (talk) 16:30, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
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Bird

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Having read or, to be more honest, taken a brief look at this article, I feel like a person, whom at least a thousand pigeons confused with a statue. Anton (talk) 16:37, 11 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. The fuck? -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:22, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:34, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is bad.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:09 9.15.14
  5. delete. incoherent nonsense. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:58, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
  6. delete Sorry --Nikau (talk) 02:42, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Some guy you've never heard of

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I actually kind of like it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:37, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Same.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:06 9.15.14
  3. keep. now this has got potential. imagine you're reading an article and it mentions some guy you've never heard of. you mouseover, expecting a specific name, but it brings you to a whole article on some boring, anonymous guy. there's no point, and you have to marvel at the time and effort spent on a fairly bad joke. that's comedy, and more importantly, that's uncyclopedia. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:02, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Same thing as Some Chick You Don't Give a Damn About. Anton (talk) 12:15, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
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Fat Persons Anonymous

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I thought it was okay.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 00:08 9.15.14
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What? Anton (talk) 16:25, 11 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What indeed. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:21, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg What? (third edition). --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:35, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. delete. impressive that it hit so, so many of my personal red flags given its brevity. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:59, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 10:30, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Mulbarton, Norfolk

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  1. weak keep. it's got the beginnings of some shades of potential, and it's been worked on recently. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:56, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Keep as author I'll promise to improve this further if saved and it also made my classmates laugh. Yes this sounds like a hilarious only to us vanity parody of a Wikipedia article but I'll make it more than that. As it is I believe it has a comedy value to the general public anyway and should definitely be saved. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gabriel Turner (talk • contribs)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As per Gabriel. Anton (talk) 17:40, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Fair enough. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:24, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Ok. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:25, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:36, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Reasons to become a Christian of All Time

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  1. Do not resurrect Giant random listcruft. The entries were either dull and random or intolerant. --Nikau (talk) 02:49, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:05, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Most of these list pages don't need to exist. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:26, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 17:11, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. lol listcruft. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 17:24, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
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Macau

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  1. Plagiarism Large parts are lifted from this book and page --Nikau (talk) 16:09, 24 September 2014 (UTC)
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Emo Prison

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  1. Die Dated like hell. Who's even said Emo since 2008? --Nikau (talk) 06:00, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:25, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:02, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:27, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
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The Golden Girls

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg 2007cruft -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:23, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. delete. or keep as an example of how not to write an article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:00, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, this is pretty bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:30, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 06:36, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
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  • I love that first line. Rest is terrible.--Nikau (talk) 17:37, 25 September 2014 (UTC)


Cinderella

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Proving once again that random does not necessarily equal funny. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:33, 21 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ^ - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 10:28, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. boob explosion. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:00, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Injoke? Pretty poor. --Nikau (talk) 05:44, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
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Nuclear explosion

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  1. Delete Long time the world was under threat of some atomic bombs of the Russian - who simply stole them from Isreal, they got them from the USA, who bought some Bombs at "Saddams Bomb House -Bagdad". Only the Germans know how to creat those bombs. Truly a work of art. --Nikau (talk) 07:58, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 17:10, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:47, 26 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't even need to read deep into it to decide whether to keep or delete. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:53, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
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Petticoat

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some randomness about farms and rape, ending with a thinly veiled attempt at paedophilia. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:42, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Didn't find anything particularly funny on this, so I guess I have to vote Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:17, 28 September, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:34, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Nikau (talk) 00:41, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
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Miltron

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  1. True vanity How did this by-pass QVFD? --Nikau (talk) 05:37, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
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The Angry Squash

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  1. Delete WWE and vegetables, with visits from the regulars. --Nikau (talk) 05:49, 26 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I liked the idea just not the execution. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:52, 26 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Ditto. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:57, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:25, 30 September 2014 (UTC)
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Michael Waltrip

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crufty and short --Nikau (talk) 05:19, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Couldn't get past Chang Wang. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:59, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And of course Chuck Norris shows up for no good reason. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:17, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:54, 30 September 2014 (UTC)
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Great Teddy Bear Takeover

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  1. Nonsense war article Too many of these that think random garbage is humor. --Nikau (talk) 05:41, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just another article that could have been good, but isn't. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:02, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg No, just no. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:25, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:38, 30 September 2014 (UTC)
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Silicon

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  1. Stub I saved the one good line from it. --Nikau (talk) 08:17, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first line wasn't bad but the rest was. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:48, 26 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Yawn. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:44, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:00, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Top 100 ways to die

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  1. Listcruft --Nikau (talk) 05:14, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Best way to die: Reading that article. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:58, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:15, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:01, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Indian Institutes of Technology

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  1. There's a semblance of humor there, but most is just vanity. --Nikau (talk) 05:23, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity, quote overdose, randomness. This one has it all. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:00, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Survived deletion in 2012. I don't even know how that's possible. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:23, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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President

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Replace with a list of our featured articles about Presidents. --Nikau (talk) 06:05, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Borderline listcruft anyway. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:03, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ya this sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:32, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Military Intelligence

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft and short with broken formatting. --Nikau (talk) 06:27, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg 2005cruft. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:04, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How original. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:33, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Galen

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short and cruft. --Nikau (talk) 06:34, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg 2007cruft. There's stupidity and then there's this. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:04, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg What the what? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:34, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Latvia

Score: -2
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  1. Keep It's quite funny in parts, most parts, and not really delete quality. --Nikau (talk) 12:46, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There's some pretty decent parts here. I say we might as well keep ahold of them. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:52, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs improvement though. --EMC [TALK] 20:00 Sep 28 2014
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No me gusta. -- IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 06:59, 23 September 2014 (UTC)
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  • Consensus seems to be keep --Nikau (talk) 11:18, 4 October 2014 (UTC)


Wasp

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "The only section worth reading in this s- article", as the author himself qualifies it, isn't worth reading. Anton (talk) 16:55, 3 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. "The War ended with 2.4 Million Hornet Deaths and 1.9 Million Wasp deaths, though an initial 'Draw' the Hornet's populate faster than the Wasp, mainly because they crowd their free time with 'Sex, Sex, Fuck shit up.' While a Wasp crowds it's free time with 'Fuck Shit up, Fuck Shit up, and Fuck Shit up.'" --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 17:09, 3 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Fuck Shit up --Nikau (talk) 11:11, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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OMGWTFBBQ

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  1. Lame text speak gimmick found on a million other pages.--Nikau (talk) 00:39, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:33, Oct. 4, 2014
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Ayrton Senna

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stub, and it sucks. --Nikau (talk) 12:32, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 16:56, 3 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:38, Oct. 4, 2014
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Rasta Jesus

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. one good line, one hundred crap ones.--Nikau (talk) 01:24, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:34, Oct. 4, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:51, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Evil Elvis

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 01:48, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:37, Oct. 4, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:52, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Tornado (film)

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  1. Awful awful thing --11:40, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:50, Oct. 4, 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg No. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:53, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Fabio

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 11:45, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Fuck this. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:50, Oct. 4, 2014
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png Fabio is damn sexy. This article... Not so much. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:55, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png One Asia Policy

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Perhaps too dry but does have humour. Most of it is about the correct way of eating an egg. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 10:13, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep Has some small ounce of humour but definitely needs some work. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:50, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Rewrite. Not by me. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Not Stub I'm not sure if this even attempts at humor. --Nikau (talk) 08:17, 22 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm not seeing the humor here. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:49, 26 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too long and too complicated to understand. Should definitely be rewritten. Anton (talk) 18:05, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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  • No consensus = Keep --Nikau (talk) 04:36, 5 October 2014 (UTC)


Hank Hill

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 15:35, 2 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Massive load of cruft. --Nikau (talk) 12:09, 29 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 16:37, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:55, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EMC [TALK] 01:46 Oct 5 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Time to break dat propane. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 01:53, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
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ISuicide

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. iDon't hate it. iFeel it has potential. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:32, 30 September 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ancient I-humor --Nikau (talk) 08:00, 25 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg iDelete --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:47, 26 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The images are fine, if not dated. The rest can go. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:56, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept might not be bad, though. Anton (talk) 18:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Jizzlam

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Lol, jizz - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:35, 30 September 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm nomming this because the name is grounds for something clever with a rewrite. The current one isn't original. --Nikau (talk) 05:30, 27 September 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Clever concept potential, horrific execution. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:01, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So much wasted potential. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:25, 28 September 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and replace with Nikau's article, when it's ready. Anton (talk) 17:01, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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  • I made a rewritten version that I shall release into the wild soon. --Nikau (talk) 11:12, 4 October 2014 (UTC)


World War III-XX

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More shit fake wars. --Nikau (talk) 11:15, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. I never tire of wacky war cruft. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:42, Oct. 4, 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 16:34, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. This article is offensive. My grandfather was killed in World War III-XX. No respect! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:56, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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USAma

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. During World War I a very famous recruitment poster depicted USAma pointing at the viewer with the words "I KILL YOU" appearing below. The artist Usama bin Laden, who painted the poster in 1917, used a modified version of USAma’s own face for USAma. Veteran Usama bin Laden posed for the drawing that became USAma. What? --Nikau (talk) 12:55, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:44, Oct. 4, 2014
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Bubonic plague

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What was that? -- After the incident in 5, trillions of Millhouse viruses converged to form a mass large enough to drive a car. They barged into the Simpson household and infected Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. They all died. Then they stole Homer's keys, took his car, and drove around town, infecting anyone in their path. After infecting much of the United States, the bubonic plague disgused itself as Barry Manilow and his wife, Mary Banilow. They bought a first class ticket for a flight to the rest of the world. After the trip, the bubonic plague began its killing spree again. Police attempted to arrest it, but died when they came within a kilometre of it. --Nikau (talk) 12:57, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:46, Oct. 4, 2014
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. This article is so bad, it's actually shocking it's lasted this long. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:02, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Vaati

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The cut mark under the eye confirms he's an Emo. First appearance: Gone with the Wind. Last appearance: Mary Poppins. No. appearances: OVER 9,000!!! Created by: Shigeru Potatomoto. Portrayed by: The Joker Doesn't get better from there. --Nikau (talk) 13:13, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 13:47, Oct. 4, 2014
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Apple Jacks

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The most common type of transmission is through heterosexual intercourse. Scientists have deduced that the pH difference between a man's penis and a woman's vagina results in a spontaneous production of the Apple Jacks bacterium during orgasm. --Nikau (talk) 13:48, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Yikes! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:17, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Kimbo Slice

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft and possible racism -- Kimbo Slice burst out of Oprah's womb six months early with a full beard and mane of chest hair (sort of like Athena, only Kimbo was far more angry). The first man Kimbo killed was the doctor, (Kimbo used his umbilical cord to beat the doctor to death, and then cut the doctor's head off with is beard. The doctor tried spanking Kimbo. Nobody spanks the Kimbo. Because the U.S. government feared what would happen to their country if Kimbo got angry, they sent him away to Zaire, to live with the Mountain Gorillas. --Nikau (talk) 13:57, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Lepracy

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Famous sufferers of Lepracy: John Prescott, Your Mom, That Guy, Black Jesus, Greenie, Rory... --Nikau (talk) 14:04, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:20, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Promises something in the intro, but then doesn't give it. Anton (talk) 18:07, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Songs Referencing Paedophilia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Do we really need a big list of songs about pedophilia? --Nikau (talk) 14:06, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 16:32, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:23, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pedobear --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
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Hamsterdam

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Wow this sucks. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:08, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It did well to survive 9 years but damn, this sucks. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 02:09, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
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Yuri Gagarin

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cleaning UN:VITAL. Lots of list cruft. --Nikau (talk) 04:45, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It looks almost QVFD-worthy. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 16:08, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just awful. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:51, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png WEIRD FONT

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I actually thought it was funny in a stupid way. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:24, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. It's dumb but Symbol keep vote.svg I actually kind of liked it. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 01:55, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Practically an injoke --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WAIT LET ME CHECK HOW YOU DO IT ZOMG 1 SECOND

omg this is so fucking weird, why are the letters so small omfg i can't read this its two weird its like shakespeer englihs omfg --Nikau (talk) 17:00, 4 October 2014 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although I felt the same way as Xamralco. Anton (talk) 17:57, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Lewis Black

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts... Lewis "Fuck me nt!" Black (August 30, 1948 - April 1, 2009) is a megaphone, who served as the -3rd Prime Minister of the United States of America. The length of his term is unknown. Citizens who were not rich enough to pay for awakeness during his administration were put into stasis, and those who were rich enough were exterminated once they had allowed Mr. Black's administration to lose to unofficial running mate and Vice President Tony Curtis ...does not improve. --Nikau (talk) 13:58, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:19, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
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Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cleaning UN:VITAL. Franklin Roosevelt was actually an African American as you can see from this color photo, he hid his ethnicity though camera tricks, this and polio (which crippled his black ass) were his biggest secrets. --Nikau (talk) 04:50, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'd hate to create so many redlinks by deleting this but damn this is awful. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:54, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
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Black hole

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. UN:VITAL. Everything but the introduction is Chuck Norris. --Nikau (talk) 04:54, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The intro isn't bad but everything after that is. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:40, Oct. 8, 2014
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  • Here's the saved intro if anyone feels like a rewrite: -- A black hole is an impossible yet possible object which makes the Universe work. It has the useful property of being "undetectable". It's like when your spouse comes home with a dent in the car, and blames it on an invisible black mass; the dent is proof of the black mass, but you can't, and never will be able to see it with CCTV cameras, but you know it's there. Also, when you've lost something (like the car keys) and don't want to admit it to your spouse, you can claim the car keys have vanished down a black hole (see Quantum Murphydynamics). "Dark matter" is an equally undetectable force that causes cars to defy gravity, and hit invisible black holes. Astronomers will tell you that lots of them have spouses with dents in their cars, and can explain this is very technical terms, so you won't be able to understand why it's not possible. -- --Nikau (talk) 04:54, 5 October 2014 (UTC)


Qu'ran Canker Sore 31

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the hell is this about? --Nikau (talk) 04:57, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg What? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:55, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:40, Oct. 8, 2014
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Antichrist President

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Good concept but here comes... Sarah Palin sponsored the Antichrist, but nobody cared. Oprah Winfrey sponsored him, as she did many times before with presidents, thinking that maybe one of them would kill all humans. On March 31st 2014, she hit the jackpot! While promoting another book, Ladies, Get Your Sex Lives in Order Soon by Janet Jackson, she also that day came across the book by Our Leader called How I Want To Become President, and How You Must Get Me There...Or Else. It became a sensation for a the lonely and forgotten housewives still living an american dream, and soon sold 546,789,094 copies and earned mucho dinero in less than six weeks. --Nikau (talk) 05:13, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not awful but it's not good either. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:58, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:41, Oct. 8, 2014
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Trailer Park Boys

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fine example of listcruft. --Nikau (talk) 05:26, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:00, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 18:41, Oct. 8, 2014
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Brainsplurge

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Your head asplode. --Nikau (talk) 14:53, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:01, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
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  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:07, Oct. 8, 2014
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HowTo:Make a Citizen's Arrest on Tony Blair

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I just don't see the funny or even an attempt at funny, not to mention it's written by a permabanned user who has spent the past few years trolling, vandalising and circumventing bans. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! • (t) • (c) • (a) 16:05, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:02, 5 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:46, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 21:11, Oct. 8, 2014
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Baptists

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly listcruft. --Nikau (talk) 08:13, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Blah. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:13, 7 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. It has potential... as a Symbol delete vote.svg deleted article. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 18:54, 8 October, 2014 (UTC)
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Gerbilism

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is just bad. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:28, 7 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 10:21, 8 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 16:30 10.11.14
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:46, Oct. 12, 2014
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Third World War

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We can do better. --Nikau (talk) 09:56, 11 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate!  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 16:29 10.11.14
  3. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:47, Oct. 12, 2014
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US_Invasion_of_Iraq_2003

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  1. Cute-tiny-cat.gif Kittens Really great stuff - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:20, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 19:12, 17 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:22, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 14:29, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
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Evil Scheme To Take Over The World

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy and awful. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:28, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 14:33, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 16:04, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
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Jimmy Cracked Corn

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nazis, Chuck Norris, Drugs, Blah, Blah, Blah. Redirect to Nobody cares. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:31, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 14:33, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 16:05, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! - Oh hey, Insineratehymn made the quotes. You're all too young to remember him. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 17:38, Oct. 18, 2014
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  • ChuckNorrisHuffsCheetah.jpg wtf --Nikau (talk) 14:33, 18 October 2014 (UTC)


Homoplanteus

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This just makes no sense. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:08, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau (talk) 14:33, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 16:06, 18 October 2014 (UTC)
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  • Sdjrr.jpg They're really bringing the MS-Paint today. --Nikau (talk) 14:41, 18 October 2014 (UTC)


Ninjazi

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg NEIN! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:19, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Author used Uncyclopedia:What Not To Write as a style guide. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Oct 20 '14 4:39 (UTC)
  4. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:27, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't even know what this is supposed to be. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:20, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Bogus. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Oct 20 '14 4:51 (UTC)
  4. Confusing Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:54, 20 October, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Would almost be maybe funny if the bad spelling and grammar hadn't rendered it nonsensical. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:29, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  6. ...and? – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 10:02, Oct. 20, 2014
  7. Cute-tiny-cat.gif Kittens --Nikau (talk) 11:04, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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...For Dummies

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing more than a long, boring list. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:23, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- The Zombiebaron 02:24, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
  3. Irredeemable.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Oct 20 '14 5:37 (UTC)
  4. Cute-tiny-cat.gif Kittens - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:33, 20 October 2014 (UTC)
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  • Please cram this article in my slot after you delete it. I'm sure I'll forget, but I have an idea for a concept of an outline of a possibility, which I'm sure I'll forget. Unless I forget, first. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Oct 20 '14 5:37 (UTC)
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