User:Naughtyned

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WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!![edit]

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US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off aborted, hippie!

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This user is a unnatural unbalanced dystopia that likes to mollify while exotic folksy xylems sniff his sockpuppeteer.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user is a shimmery senseless giant humming bee that can be a real dick and hums when you're having a conversation with someone that likes to feast while overwrought contagious fluorescent lights cuddle his ribaldry.
This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
TommyGang.jpg This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.
tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
20,000 I have contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned


Some of my other crap

I am a racing greyhound:
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My Contributions[edit]

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

Templates I've Added[edit]

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

Categories I've Added[edit]

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

Articles I've Started[edit]

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Marcie| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

Articles I've Made Major Contributions To[edit]

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

Undictionary Entries I've Started[edit]

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

Undictionary Entries I've Edited[edit]

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

Lost Classics[edit]

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Grover Cleveland| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Hickelodeon User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

Not Ready for Prime Time[edit]

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To[edit]

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

Images I've Edited[edit]

Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)[edit]

Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY![edit]


Other Uploaded Files[edit]

Whoa! Clowns![edit]

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Awards[edit]

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

WASABI.gif Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

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ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS
For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
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Newcookie.gif DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


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This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Wiki ASSHAT Vandalism[edit]

Wiki CHICKEN SHIT vandalism is BIRD SHIT generally DICKWAD defined as DICKWAD editing a(n) DICKFACE wiki in a(n) ASSWIPE way that is BENSON SUCKS intentionally SHIT disruptive or JOHN ELWAY destructive. There are WANK four SCUMBAG generally AUTOFELLATIO acknowledged GOATSE types of CRAP ON A STICK vandalism: SEMEN deletion of SHIT legitimate HADJI information, DAGO insertion of BULLSHIT nonsense or FELLATIO irrelevant CLUSTER FUCK content, MOLDY TITS addition of DIPSHIT unwanted GOATSE commercial links (EMO spam), and I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL policy ABO violations specific to that REDNECK wiki.

BITCH * SCUMBAG * HELL * FUCK YOU * VAGINA * CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT * HONKY * SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH * CHUCK NORRIS * CROTCH * PISS ARTIST * CUNT * DOUCHEBAG * HONKY * TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICK SHANK!!!!!!!!1