User:Naughtyned

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!!

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they think you would have been better off have been aborted, fundie! $$$

This user is a buffoon-like naked aviator that likes to program while tawdry folksy leagues sniff his bluejay.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a emaciated furry showdown that likes to graphitize while barbarous trusty thongs problematise his ooze.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…

gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb-N

us-P This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. us-P

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en-4

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!

uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English. uk-3

ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian. ca-3

tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan. tx-3

es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one). es-F

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!

MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki. MW-2

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht-2

I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.

20,000 I have contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 20,000

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

Some of my other crap

I am a racing greyhound:

My Contributions

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

Templates I've Added

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

Categories I've Added

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

Articles I've Started

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Marcie| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

Articles I've Made Major Contributions To

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

Undictionary Entries I've Started

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

Undictionary Entries I've Edited

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

Lost Classics

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Grover Cleveland| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Hickelodeon User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

Not Ready for Prime Time

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

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Whoa! Clowns!

Awards

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment Go forth and do great things! (just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Wiki STEVE BALLMER Vandalism

Wiki DAMN vandalism is FREEDOM OF SPEECH generally GANGBANG defined as SONNY BILL WILLIAMS editing a(n) MALARKY wiki in a(n) DOG FUCKER way that is BELLEND intentionally CRACKER disruptive or CUNT destructive. There are FELLATIO four FLYING RAT'S ASS generally DICKFACE acknowledged BIRD SHIT types of CHOAD vandalism: DOUCHE deletion of SNUFF PORN legitimate JIZZ information, SHIT insertion of SHITHEAD nonsense or LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS irrelevant FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA content, POLESMOKER addition of WANK unwanted ASSFACE commercial links (CLUSTER FUCK spam), and FUCK OFF policy ASSFACE violations specific to that BONER wiki.

FUCK YOU * BEANER * RAPE * JOHN SMILEY FACE * DANDELIONS * HITLER * ANUSCAKE * POMMIE * CHUCK NORRIS * I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT * ASSHAT * FUCKSTAIN * CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON * FUCKFACE * CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK SHANK!!!!!!!!1