User:Naughtyned

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WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!![edit | edit source]

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a libertarian, so stay away from their wallet, hippie!
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Tompettyaspan.jpg This user is a wet rotted age that likes to widen while expensive emo impetuss zigged his Aspergers.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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Garrison Keillor.jpg This user is a dark mediocre mitten that likes to wash while minuscule dismal arthritiss divide his administrator.
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…
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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.
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This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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I have contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned


Some of my other crap

I am a racing greyhound:
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My Contributions[edit | edit source]

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

Templates I've Added[edit | edit source]

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

Categories I've Added[edit | edit source]

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

Articles I've Started[edit | edit source]

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Marcie| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

Articles I've Made Major Contributions To[edit | edit source]

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

Undictionary Entries I've Started[edit | edit source]

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

Undictionary Entries I've Edited[edit | edit source]

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

Lost Classics[edit | edit source]

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Grover Cleveland| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Hickelodeon User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

Not Ready for Prime Time[edit | edit source]

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To[edit | edit source]

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

Images I've Edited[edit | edit source]

Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)[edit | edit source]

Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY![edit | edit source]


Other Uploaded Files[edit | edit source]

Whoa! Clowns![edit | edit source]

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Awards[edit | edit source]

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Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

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Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

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ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS
For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
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This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

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Wiki FIST FUCK Vandalism[edit | edit source]

Wiki BUTTFUCKER vandalism is DAMN generally BUTT-FOR-BRAINS defined as GOD DAMMIT editing a(n) BELLEND wiki in a(n) JACKASS way that is TESTICLE CHOKE intentionally BONER disruptive or SHITHEAD destructive. There are IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD four TWISTY VAGINA generally ASSHOLE acknowledged JACKASS types of TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE vandalism: SHAKOPEE deletion of CUNT legitimate PAKI information, I WILL KILL YOU! insertion of BUGGER nonsense or GANGBANG irrelevant JOHN ELWAY content, SHITSKIN addition of PISS OFF unwanted BRUSH MA TEETH commercial links (SHITFUCKER spam), and WANK policy WIGGER violations specific to that YOGHURT CANNON wiki.

BEANER * GANGBANG * CRAP ON A STICK * FUCKER * REBECCA BLACK * TESTICLE CHOKE * FUCK * GRINGO * CHUCK NORRIS * BULLSHIT * FUCKING FUCKFUCKER * JACK OFF * DOUCHE NAZI * ANAL * COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICK SHANK!!!!!!!!1