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...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they are way too stoned to hear you complain, fundie!


This user is a erect melodramatic ocean that likes to lick while clumsy depressed codpieces putrefy his knickknack.
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user is a tense slimy bildungsroman that likes to lick while white slutty gelatos construct his loser.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

MafiaSuit.JPG This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
gb-NThis user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
us-PThis f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-4This user speaks English at a near-native level.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
uk-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
ca-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian.
tx-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.
es-FThis user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
MW-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
ht-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
20,000 I have contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

Some of my other crap

I am a racing greyhound:

My Contributions[edit]

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

Templates I've Added[edit]

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

Categories I've Added[edit]

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

Articles I've Started[edit]

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Marcie| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

Articles I've Made Major Contributions To[edit]

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

Undictionary Entries I've Started[edit]

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

Undictionary Entries I've Edited[edit]

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

Lost Classics[edit]

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Grover Cleveland| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Hickelodeon User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

Not Ready for Prime Time[edit]

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To[edit]

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

Images I've Edited[edit]

Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)[edit]

Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY![edit]

Other Uploaded Files[edit]

Whoa! Clowns![edit]



Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

WASABI.gif Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

Newcookie.gif DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

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This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Wiki KIKE Vandalism[edit]

Wiki PEARL NECKLACE vandalism is WANK generally FUCKWIT defined as FELCHMONKEY editing a(n) MOZILLA FIREFOX wiki in a(n) BITCH way that is SAMUEL L. JACKSON intentionally SONNY BILL WILLIAMS disruptive or SHITFUCKER destructive. There are SON OF A BITCH four BUTTFUCKER generally FUCKING JUMP! acknowledged BARBRA STREISAND types of CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE vandalism: JACKASS deletion of DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT legitimate AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI information, INCEST insertion of PISS OFF MY ASS nonsense or BOOBS irrelevant COON content, LAKE TITICACA addition of DAMN IT unwanted FROG'S FAT ASS commercial links (ASSHOLE spam), and DICKHEAD policy JACK OFF violations specific to that [Insert swear here] wiki.