User:Naughtyned

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WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!![edit | edit source]

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a libertarian, so stay away from their wallet, hippie!
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Lemming.jpg This user is a cute senseless mesothelioma that likes to anglicanise while retarded throbbing copypastas problematise his armpit hair.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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Grimace.jpg This user is a grue-like uncivilized duck that likes to untie while moribund megalomaniacal rollerblades bamboozle his respiratory system.
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…
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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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This fucker speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user speaks English at a near-native level.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.
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This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned


Some of my other crap

I am a racing greyhound:
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My Contributions[edit | edit source]

Don't disappoint the Virgin Mary

Templates I've Added[edit | edit source]

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

Categories I've Added[edit | edit source]

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

Articles I've Started[edit | edit source]

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Marcie| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

Articles I've Made Major Contributions To[edit | edit source]

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

Undictionary Entries I've Started[edit | edit source]

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

Undictionary Entries I've Edited[edit | edit source]

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

Lost Classics[edit | edit source]

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Grover Cleveland| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Cunt| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Hickelodeon User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Richard Scarry| User:Naughtyned/Schindler's List| User:Naughtyned/Woof

Not Ready for Prime Time[edit | edit source]

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To[edit | edit source]

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

Images I've Edited[edit | edit source]

Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)[edit | edit source]

Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY![edit | edit source]


Other Uploaded Files[edit | edit source]

Whoa! Clowns![edit | edit source]

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Awards[edit | edit source]

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Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

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Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

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ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS
For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
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This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

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Wiki BLISTERING BARNACLES Vandalism[edit | edit source]

Wiki GOAT DICK vandalism is CTHULHU FHTAGN generally VENEREAL DISEASE defined as ASSFACE editing a(n) MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! wiki in a(n) suck my mothers way that is BELLEND intentionally ARSE disruptive or FLYING RAT'S ASS destructive. There are PENIS four AUTOFELLATIO generally FUCK YOU acknowledged INBRED types of HO vandalism: PEDOPHILIA deletion of SCUMBUCKET legitimate DONKEY DICK information, STUDENT PROTESTS insertion of SHIT nonsense or DICKHEAD irrelevant BIRD SHIT content, MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! addition of COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS unwanted SHITCOCK commercial links (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST spam), and POLAK policy DAMN violations specific to that ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA wiki.

LICK PUSSY * GO HOME AND DIE * ASSFACE * suck my mothers * SUCK A BIG DICK * DILDO * 30 CASES OF PICKLES * FRIG * CHUCK NORRIS * BUTT PIRATE * NIGGER * DAMN IT * SHITE * TITTIES * JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICK SHANK!!!!!!!!1