User talk:Naughtyned

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Yo.

Welcome to the mafia! Just a few tips, most of the guys (and girl) hang out here, and stay up-to-date on mafia business here. Our Capo Bastone Delegato should help you set up an account at our bank (well, he's been gone for a while - damn feds - so the Don might help you with that. Or he'll make me do it. Whatever works.), and you might wanna stop bye to make a donation here every once in a while. Need help? Take it up to our help department and they'll solve your problems in no time. Business aside, have fun! -- C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 23:58, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

My most humble thanks.--Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 19:09, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created Beavis and Butt-Head, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

MadMax 17:34, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Cool! Thanks!--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 12:18, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Great user page!

I mention this over at Skullthumper's lair, but in case you miss it, you have a great user page! It's like a carnival ride (a ride through hell itself but people get right back on!). Thanks for constructing it! Aleister 23:45 14-6-'11

Great user page!

I mention this over at Skullthumper's lair, but in case you miss it, you have a great user page! It's like a carnival ride (a ride through hell itself but people get right back on!). Thanks for constructing it! Aleister 23:45 14-6-'11

Great user page!

I mention this over at Skullthumper's lair, but in case you miss it, you have a great user page! It's like a carnival ride (a ride through hell itself but people get right back on!). Thanks for constructing it! Aleister 23:45 14-6-'11

Dear Valued Mafia Member,

Dear Valued Mafioso,

I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.

Mafia 2.0 promises:

• MORE violence
• MORE whores
• MORE gambling
• MORE guns
• MORE pointless awards
• MORE positions to be filled
• MORE of an actual purpose

The Mafia Pledge:

The Uncyclopedia mafia hereby declares its intention to be a family business dedicated to welcoming, socialising with and being friendly to new users, in an attempt to integrate them into the Uncyclopedia community, offering help to any Uncyclopedia user who wants assistance and looking to promote merriment within the Uncyclopedia community.

As a current member we are proposing that you should help the Family, once more, by becoming an active member. We humbly present you with the following options:

1. Simply reply here, saying you are willing to continue being a member of the Mafia.
2. Sign the code {{u|<insert name here>}} here to opt out of the Mafia.
3. If you do not reply within ten (10) days you will deemed inactive and stripped of your current full Mafia membership.
4. Reply here saying you are willing to continue as part of the Mafia and then request one of the several senior roles within the Mafia that need filling at my office.

As of 21:42 7 August 2010 the following roles within the Mafia require filling. If you would like one of the positions please request it at the above mentioned office.

• Personal Secretary to the Don (with special privileges)
• Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
• Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
• Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)

Yours Sincerely,
Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
[18:29 7 August 2010]

OK, what can I do to help? --Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 14:15, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the idea!

DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You should really add your user template to the mainspace. It was really funny! I hope it doesn't get deleted. User:DJ Mixerr/sig DJ Mixerr 15:37, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. I assume you mean the "Dickwolves" template. It is my understanding that it can't be deleted as long as it's in my user space but could be from the mainspace. If you think there is a good reason it should be in mainspace, though, I'll copy it there.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 23:35, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

Under the radar

A veteran from 2005? I noticed you had been popping back more often. Welcome back to the House of UnDrama! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:14, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

• Thanks! It really can be a "House of UnDrama" if you don't come here too often. I think I am starting to get the right balance between no Uncyclopedia in my life and too much!--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 12:09, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hank Hill

Hi! Nikau told me that you'd like Hank Hill restored to your userspace, so after I had a nice long wank, I did just that! You can find it here. Cheers! -RAHB 08:10, 6 October 2014 (UTC)

• Thanks - Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 13:18, 15 October 2014 (UTC)