User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/don
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- Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
- Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
- Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)
The Office[edit | edit source]
What's To Edit?[edit | edit source]
What's to edit here? Is it just me or have there been no replies to the mafia messages. None! —DAMN IT WHORE 
Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:36 16 August 2010]
- That's because most of our members have been gone for at least a year.
Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (14:42 16 Aug 2010)
- Indeed. But many (some) aren't gone and are willfully ignoring the message. No doubt because it looks like a circular. So I may drop a personal few words on the talkpages of the users I know are still active. And then I'll knock up a "you're swimming with the fishes now, courtesy of the mafia" (or the like) template and vandalise the userpages of those who do not reply with said template. In true mafia style. Sound like a plan? —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:16 16 August 2010]
- Indeed. But many (some) aren't gone and are willfully ignoring the message. No doubt because it looks like a circular. So I may drop a personal few words on the talkpages of the users I know are still active. And then I'll knock up a "you're swimming with the fishes now, courtesy of the mafia" (or the like) template and vandalise the userpages of those who do not reply with said template. In true mafia style. Sound like a plan? —DAMN IT WHORE
- Sorry to only reply now. I don't get on Uncyclopedia nearly as often as I'd like these days. I'd be happy to help if this campaign is still going on. --Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 13:11, October 30, 2011 (UTC)
Current Issues To Be Addressed[edit | edit source]
- Sending out the call to arms!
- A possible one-off whore/advertising campaign?
- Privileges table
- The bank. What are you ideas on this Meth?
I think that's all for now. - [20:02 7 August 2010] Sir FSt Don 
Yettie
Also: the templates needs to be done at some time. When I get unlazy. —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:21 7 August 2010]
- We should also enroll people that added themselves to the list already, for example, I just added Nathan X42 to the Russian Mafia. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 20:28, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Ah yes. Can I leave that up to you? —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:40 7 August 2010]
- We should get an Italian CBD to enroll those looking for a spot in the Italian Mafia. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 20:51, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Indeed. Very well. I am going to begin rolling out that Mafia User Purge (as it shall be henceforth known) now. If you just wanna check this to check it's all right. And then I'll begin {{subst:User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/message}}ing that into all Italian mafioso talkpages. Could you handle the Russian branch? It's quite a lot of work so I can do most of it, if that's easiest. Thanks for all your help so far! —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:55 7 August 2010]
- Sure, no problem. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 21:03, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Done. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 21:48, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
- Italians done, too. So any users who agree to continue as part of the mafia should be added to a list here, while those who want out will add themselves to a list here. In ten days we need to go back and purge any users who have not replied to the note (and move them to an "inactive/retired mafia users" section or similar. Thanks for the help! —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:54 7 August 2010]
- That's what I mean. Just the two lists are for convenience, so we can tell whose responded and who hasn't. —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:01 7 August 2010]
- Italians done, too. So any users who agree to continue as part of the mafia should be added to a list here, while those who want out will add themselves to a list here. In ten days we need to go back and purge any users who have not replied to the note (and move them to an "inactive/retired mafia users" section or similar. Thanks for the help! —DAMN IT WHORE
- Sure, no problem.
- Indeed. Very well. I am going to begin rolling out that Mafia User Purge (as it shall be henceforth known) now. If you just wanna check this to check it's all right. And then I'll begin {{subst:User:YesTimeToEdit/mafia/message}}ing that into all Italian mafioso talkpages. Could you handle the Russian branch? It's quite a lot of work so I can do most of it, if that's easiest. Thanks for all your help so far! —DAMN IT WHORE
- We should get an Italian CBD to enroll those looking for a spot in the Italian Mafia.
- Ah yes. Can I leave that up to you? —DAMN IT WHORE
- This is for the privileges table; Will we be doing this in groups or what? Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 23:37, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
- I think ranks. The ranks are numbered 1 - 10 so we could have ranks 1 - 10 up at the top. Maybe reduce the number of categories of permission below, though. And maybe only include the top ranks (maybe just 1 - 5 or something?). —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:06 8 August 2010]
- I think ranks. The ranks are numbered 1 - 10 so we could have ranks 1 - 10 up at the top. Maybe reduce the number of categories of permission below, though. And maybe only include the top ranks (maybe just 1 - 5 or something?). —DAMN IT WHORE
We could make the bars that show if you have permission or not smaller. Like 10 px instead of 100, so we have more room. We don't have to put the rank names. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (00:15 8 Aug 2010)
- Yup, that sounds good to me. —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:39 8 August 2010]
- I've already put the permission for the Don, which are obvious, so we need to work on the rest of the permissions. Maybe remove and add some things. Like "Overrule and Question the Don", nobody can do that, obviously. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (00:43 8 Aug 2010)
- I also made some permissions, although it's just a beginning one. Final ones won't be finished until we can both get to a consesus. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (00:56 8 Aug 2010)
- I've already put the permission for the Don, which are obvious, so we need to work on the rest of the permissions. Maybe remove and add some things. Like "Overrule and Question the Don", nobody can do that, obviously.
- I don't think The Don should be on the permission list because you can do everything and anything. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (01:51 8 Aug 2010)
- I agree. Also see my note on the talk page of the permissions mage about the CB and CBD. These two titles should be viewed more as "appointments" or "roles" rather than ranks (see the ranks page description I just added. —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [01:57 8 August 2010]
- Okay. I think there should be two CBs and two CBDs, by the way. just so there's more help everywhere. And the rank shouldn't just be Italian, we should have a Russian version of it too. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (02:02 8 Aug 2010)
- The point however is that CBs and CBDs are above the branches and so are meant to be neutral, the only reason I picked Italian names for them is because I've taken an Italian name (and the Italian mafia has a clearer structure, so it was easier to find names for them). Users who are made into CBs or CBDs will retain their original Italian/Russian rank and could technically be junior to some members of the Mafia. however their role would essentially make them more powerful. Does that make sense? The point is that they're special ranks outside of the Italian or Russian branches of the Family. They are, essentially, my personal deputies. Maybe the CB and CBD should be elected to make this point clearer? —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [02:08 8 August 2010]
- Yes, we need a Capo Bastone that the rest of the Mafia can trust. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (02:20 8 Aug 2010)
- Okay. So after we've purged out all the inactive users and gone a bit of a recruiting spree maybe then we can hold elections for a CB. The CB can then choose his(her) CBD. —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:24 8 August 2010]
- Okay. So after we've purged out all the inactive users and gone a bit of a recruiting spree maybe then we can hold elections for a CB. The CB can then choose his(her) CBD. —DAMN IT WHORE
- Yes, we need a Capo Bastone that the rest of the Mafia can trust.
- The point however is that CBs and CBDs are above the branches and so are meant to be neutral, the only reason I picked Italian names for them is because I've taken an Italian name (and the Italian mafia has a clearer structure, so it was easier to find names for them). Users who are made into CBs or CBDs will retain their original Italian/Russian rank and could technically be junior to some members of the Mafia. however their role would essentially make them more powerful. Does that make sense? The point is that they're special ranks outside of the Italian or Russian branches of the Family. They are, essentially, my personal deputies. Maybe the CB and CBD should be elected to make this point clearer? —DAMN IT WHORE
- Okay. I think there should be two CBs and two CBDs, by the way. just so there's more help everywhere. And the rank shouldn't just be Italian, we should have a Russian version of it too.
- I agree. Also see my note on the talk page of the permissions mage about the CB and CBD. These two titles should be viewed more as "appointments" or "roles" rather than ranks (see the ranks page description I just added. —DAMN IT WHORE
Note to self:
- Getting noobs to here.
- That mafia welcome template.
—DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:28 7 August 2010]
Mafia welcome as in "Hello, welcome to the mafia" or "Hello, welcome to Uncyclopedia from the Mafia"? Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper 20:36, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
- As in the welcoming committee but Mafia-styled. See here. —DAMN IT WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:39 7 August 2010]
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