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YesTimeToTalk Hey there to all the pervs, rapartists, people who wear pants on their head and non-hetrosexual people. If you don't fit one of these categories, you should be ashamed of yourself! So, welcome to Yettie's talkpage Jacuzzi hot tub thing, the Happeningist Talkpage of the Year 2008 (as voted for by Yettie herself).. Mmm ruley mcruley rules: 1. Fill up from the top. Pwease, cause that way new messages are easier to get to and don't involve ridiculous amounts of scrolling, to get to, clever 'ey? 2. Sign my signature book! If you don't fairies will die, FAIRIES! 3. Please whore. Whoring is kindly accepted, Yettie is very keen on whoring, and considers it one of the best hobbies in da world! 4. YesTimeTo®... Can all new subjects, message or whatever they're called be given a classic "YesTimeTo"® title? I.e "I want to kill you" Would become "YesTimeToKillYou!" 5. Meh. Don't be a dick, or something, yeah whatever... 6. Six sounds like sex! He he he he he!

YesTimeToTalk

The YTTE Talk Page Chronicles

VOLUME THE FIRST Meeting Cajek, YTTE Gets Adopted, Meeting SysRq and YTTE's Split Personality!

VOLUME THE SECOND Extreme Cheddar Weirdness, Noob of the Month, First Golden Shower Award and More Utter Randomness!

VOLUME THE THIRD UnProvise Is Born, YTTE Graduates From Mordillo, Cleaning Up HowTo With UU, YTTE's first feature and much, much, much more!

VOLUME THE FOURTH The How Dare You Meme, Crab Hat and Lyle Crump, Burning Down Hv's House, Yettie Becomes An Honorary Jew, Serious Discussions With People, Weird Forums and much, much, much more!

VOLUME THE FIFTH Three Videos Under One Header, Orian and Gladstone Shit Everywhere, Harassment, Breaking Up With Orian (again), Sort Of Leaving, Sort Of Coming Back and much, much, much more!

VOLUME THE SIXTH: RETURN OF THE JEDI Gender Switching, Return of the Master Jedi..and Yettie, SysRq Returns, Quite a Few Russian Reversals, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Ytterbium and much, much, much more, oh and also SPAM!

YesTimeToTalk

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YesTimeToCrashThroughTheWindowDonningSunglassesOrSomething

You know, UnProvise seemed like a pretty good idea. Since you've vanished from the internet or something, would you briefly come back for long enough to tell me if I can try to start it up again on my own? Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-31 03:12 UTC)

YesTimeToRealize...That Everyone I Knew Is Dead

Huh. Perfectionist Dude-man (2012-08-4 17:36 UTC)

Shit changes man, the sands of time have flowed! But I am still very much living. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:42 5 August 2012]

Well, I decided that now would be the time to make a comback, just like how that week in August 2010 was supposed to be me coming back. But I've actually drafted an article, something I haven't done in a few years. It looks pretty promising in the short run. Perfectionist Dude-man (2012-08-5 16:21 UTC)

I haven't been on Uncyclopedia in so long, I'm not even sure if they're still into that whole "writing funny articles" thing, are they? For all you know Uncyc might have grown serious in its old age! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:11 5 August 2012]

Seven years is enough for a website to become jaded and unfunny? Perfectionist Dude-man (2012-08-5 17:55 UTC)

The internet is like a dog. Seven years in internet years is probably at least a lot. You never know what might happen! It might not even be a website anymore! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:02 5 August 2012]

Well I did say that 4 years was 30 million in internet years before... maybe Uncyclopedia has already crashed into the Sun. Perfectionist Dude-man (2012-08-5 18:12 UTC)

It is feeling quite warm in here —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:48 6 August 2012]

Well, uh, anyway, would you mind if I asked you to read the article I wrote? It's here just in case you want to read it. Perfectionist Dude-man (2012-08-8 21:05 UTC)

Ahh very good. So you're back into the groove of things! You back for good? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:03 13 August 2012]

I'm not really sure. I'm idling about in IRC, and in the meantime I'm thinking of things to write about. I'm not sure how long it'll be before I completely forget about article writing and slip into the aether again. Perfectionist Dude-man (2012-08-13 21:07 UTC)

Ahem! I'm not dead! (I would have responded earlier, but this page tanks on iPhone.) Nominally Humane! 10:48 13 Aug

Oh you've made it through, too! I think this page pre dates phones...or electronics of any sort. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:50 13 August 2012]

I remember when this was all fields. Nominally Humane! 11:25 13 Aug

I remember when it wasn't even fields, it was just dirt. Perfectionist Dude-man (2012-08-15 17:44 UTC)

YesTimeToReturn

That about sums it up. Also, your talkpage does some odd stuff when viewed through smartphone browser of the apple persuasion. I've had to come in here via a backdoor, which always brings a tear to the eye. Pup 01:00 22 Feb '12

Does it? Apologies. Persuade the smartphone in question to be an orange then.

And, look, I'm here! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:04 22 February 2012]

Yay! I'm so happy to see you that I came gallumphing straight back here. And then my phone died again. Pup 10:23 22 Feb '12

Well here I am, for one night only! Guest appearance on my own talk page...! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:20 23 February 2012]

Surprise? I doubt anyone remembers me anyways. Methamphetamine Was Here 23:52, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

Of course I remember you, Meth! How you doing these days? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:56 25 February 2012]

These days I am living my life. Uncyclopedia hasn't been a part of it for years. Methamphetamine Was Here 20:46, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

A life? What's that? I don't believe you. Pup 09:14 25 Feb '12

Yeah, I'm not really sure about it myself. Methamphetamine Was Here 21:37, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yeh, me too. I haven't been on Uncyc in years! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:24 5 March 2012]

YesTimeToPoke

Damn, I knew I forgot to nom someone when I was nomming people on VFS. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:45, 18 November 2011

I am feeling particularly forgotten. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [08:36 18 November 2011]

YesTimeToSysop

I noticed you haven't been around for a long time. You'd make a good sysop. Please come back. I hope you're not dead. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:42, 15 May 2011

A sysop?? But I'd be honoured! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:16 16 May 2011]

You would? You must be out of your mind.

I mean... hi. 1234 ~ 16:07, 16 May 2011

I know right! And hi! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:29 16 May 2011]

Good to see that you are still alive. --Mn-z 22:36, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

All the old users are coming back, first Yettie, now Mr. N. This calls for a party. And Yettie, if you don't recognize me, i'm Maniac mcpee. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:39, 16 May 2011

What if you're maniac then what's this Unicyclapedio thing? And apparently I am still alive! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [08:09 17 May 2011]

I really didn't nget your question, but I have a good question for you. Are you a Mr. or a Mrs.? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:25, 17 May 2011

Hah! That is a very good question! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:18 17 May 2011]

Nobody knows. --Mn-z 23:22, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Funny, there must be tons of UnGames out there with a construction template saying to report those games to YTTE. I don't see no reportin'. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:24, 18 May 2011

I set up that system wayyy back m'lad. Now there's a story! I thought the cobwebs had been wiped off the whole thing long ago by one of these young, enthusiastic, yet-to-be-cynical-and-irritable squirts*! (Affectionately using the term squirt of case). Basically, I thought they'd moved that around and were looking after it now? WIthout me, because it's long been abandoned. Personally though, I would wipe the whole UnGames section. Even though I was a heavy supporter (and maker of games) of UnGames, now in my old age it seems somewhat of a distraction/sideshow from the main shabang here. Which is quite something coming from the person who probably singlehandedly kept most of the user groups on this site going**! :) —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:45 18 May 2011]

*Squirt in this sense should not be taken to, in anyway, refer to octopussies, or to any part of the sealife world. "Squirt" in this sense is taken to mean "Uncyclopedian user of esteemed background". Any other interpretation would be confused and misleading.

**Yettie is not implying that (s)he was responsible for "most of the user groups on this site" and is in fact using this in the most liberal of ways, as a figure of speech to imply two (2) user groups. All rights reserved.

Ah, how we miss the days when Zork and the Abyss were the thing. When games were an Uncyclopedian industry as was putting Oscar Wilde and Captain Obvious quotes in articles. Where have we gone to? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:03, 19 May 2011

Oscar Wilde not in fashion round here these days? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [07:06 19 May 2011]

Wilde is still quite funny to me, but not to most active users around today. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:54, 19 May 2011

Well a lot of the well-established in-jokey humour on this site never made me laugh, I must admit. Europods etc.... Kitten huffing, on the other hand, was a masterpiece. It should be framed and hung in the Louvre. Who needs is-it-a-smile-is-it-some-other-expression-questions when you can have pure, unadulterated kitten huffing fun. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:47 19 May 2011]

Do us a favour and stick around a bit more, we have enough disappearing users...at least we were able to get Mr. N back. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:43, 20 May 2011

I'm not sure if I really have the time to stick around and write and stuff I'm afraid. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [07:15 20 May 2011]

Then you have a choice. You can be one of those users who pops in every 6 months to make 3 edits, or formally retire from Uncyc. Or you can stick around. Or you can do that thing. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:58, 21 May 2011

I like the sound of that thing. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:53 21 May 2011]

Is it the green thing? 1234 ~ 07:09, 22 May 2011

No, it's the thing that pretends to be green, gbut it's actually blue. Just like my sig. It thinks it's red. But it's actually purple. Or is it? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:59, 25 May 2011

YesTimeToLollipop

Speaking of which, care for a lollipop? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:35, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

YesTimeToBleedFromTheEyeSockets

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- Mysterious Bleeding Eye Sockets Man Person

Very mysterious, dear sir, very mysterious indeed, but I believe I can now reveal your true identity.... you are in fact...VGD! /collective gasp/ —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [01:06 19 February 2011]

The Most Screwed Up Talkpage ever

Seriously, what the fuck? --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:18, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Ask not what the fuck, but fuck the what. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:54 5 February 2011]

Um...okay, fuck the what? --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 03:12, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Yeh, but does the what want to be fucked? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:49 11 February 2011]

I asked the what if it's okay with it. What didn't mind. --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 17:02, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you

Thanks! for the vote at Uncy of the Year. That was really nice of you, and it unchained me so I don't have chains anymore. Chief Justice is running away with the award, which is nice, he's one of the ones who deserve it, so I just feel good having support such as yours. Thanks, and many geese and things to you. Aleister 00:30 4 1 '11

No problem. With that sorta smooth talking you should go into politics! Have a nice day! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [15:51 4 January 2011]

Hellooooo!!

Haven't seen your name and words on my computer screen lately, good to see them again. I hope all has gone well, and glad that you're back to celebrate the holidays with old friends and warm women here at Uncy. What's the newest? Aleister 17:02 10 12

I've always been monitoring my talkpage. I'll always reply here. Not really gone away. Well I did. I guess. Yeh, okay I did. Whatever! I want those mulled women and warm wine...wait that's not right...but you know what I mean! Bring me the minced tarts! How are you? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:01 10 December 2010]

I've been fair to middlin' to really fuckin' great. And find your own minced tarts, I hoard mine like Scrooge hoards his coins. Good to know, about you monitoring your talkpage, so when I'ze wants someone rubbed-out I knows wheres to come ta. Aleister 14:04 12 12

Mmm, the contract killing market has really taken a turn for the worse in the recession. People are resorting to DIY measures and such. Hard times for us mafioso. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:37 12 December 2010]

Yes, but if you lower your prices then more people would be able to afford your services. I, for one, would hire you on the spot to "visit", no details to follow. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Aleister 14:49 12 12

Ah! Nudge nudge wink! Tell you what, though, we've been getting a lot of work in the hospital entertainment industry...Every cloud... —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:54 12 December 2010]

YesTimeToHaunt

Boo. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 07:53, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

HOLY COW!!!! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:28 30 September 2010]

No. Regret. You are still here! Who else is still alive? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:40, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

I dunnooooooo! I cam back for a bit, but now that I'm back at school I've been less active. Dunno what's going on on the rest of the site? For the short amount of time I came back it seemed that the site was very very quiet compared to what it used to be. And loadsa users had just disappeared. Alas... —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:47 1 October 2010]

YesTimeToDance

Lots of sex appeal in this one (unless you're gay, in which case *ahem*)

Hope you're not gay (but if you are that's totally fine). Dancing dude

First of all, I had to do a UU on you there and correct your gramors and stuff. Second of all. Erm. What? What's this about? Interesting gif, I admit, but erm what? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [15:36 22 September 2010]

YesTimeToPullOver

I reviewed your article here. Hope it helps and makes sense! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:01 Saturday, September 11, 2010

Oh thanks! /me goes off to look —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:00 13 September 2010]

Oh, just a note. It is in mainspace. See here. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:04 13 September 2010]

Alright then. Disregard what I said about moving it into mainspace, as I'm sure you have. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 01:58 Wednesday, September 15, 2010

YesTimeToForgetWhatICameHereFor

I forgot why I came here, so, er... hi. ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100907 - 16:43 (UTC)

Hi you, again! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:16 7 September 2010]

YesTimeToImpregnateTheSite'sMascot

On a related note, have you considered being a sexual deviant to get attention, rather than a drama queen? --Mn-z 22:30, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I prefer a mixture of both. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:53 5 September 2010]

This site has a mascot? o__O ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100907 - 16:43 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Uncyclo-tan --Mn-z 21:59, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

No! Bad! You're ruining my cluelessness! ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100907 - 22:01 (UTC)

I never knew that... —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:37 8 September 2010]

YesTimeToLeave

See you around - try not be be as long this time. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 03:07, Sep 4 2010 UTC

I'm back! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:47 4 September 2010]

YesTimeToUseEmoticon :'(

Your departure makes me cry.--HM (T) 00:48, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorta back! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:47 4 September 2010]

YesTimeToMakeVariousInquiriesThatAreUnrelatedToTheSubjectOfYettie'sGenderNotwithstandingTheFactThatIContinueToHarborSomeCuriosityOnTheSubjectAlthoughNotAtTheLevelOfCuriosityThatOtherThingsLikeTheVoynichManuscriptInspireInMeSeriouslyWhatTheFuckIsThatBookAllAboutAndWhoWroteItTheThingMustHaveTakenLifeHalfADamnLifetimeToPutTogetherAndThatWouldBeOneElaborateHoaxDon'tYouThink

So... where you going? What's with your userpage? With so much drama in the U-N-C, is it kinda hard being Y-e-double-t-i-e? pillow talk 23:35, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Drama in the U-N-C? I'm probably sorta back! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:47 4 September 2010]

No, not the time it seems to be

Sorry, I'm utterly rubbish at following guidelines and precedent. Shoot me or something.

Anyhow, I come with a question. Concerning this apparent history you have of obfuscating your gender, well, I must ask. How exactly did you go about this?

I ask because it matters. Of course. ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 13:49 (UTC)

How did I go about obfuscating my gender? By announcing that I was in fact a girl and then refusing to answer whether I was or not. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:35 1 September 2010]

Oh, intriguing. Any pointers you could give? ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 16:02 (UTC)

Don't eat pointy things. That's all I can say. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:30 1 September 2010]

Like Squid? ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 21:10 (UTC)

Precisely. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:28 1 September 2010]

YesTimeToHelpThatdamnedfollowspotAgain

Hey again, Yettie. Since you seemed more than helpful last time during my lovely signature fiasco, I've got an idea that may or may not work. A bit of background behind my less than sane idea:

I happened across Qua's userpage earlier. I noticed the unique way he had his userpage laid out, and thought about doing something vaguely similar.

I've also come across an app for those new-fangled gadgets that the kids have called Slide Screen. This is how I'd like my userpage to look, and rather than have me create a subpage and blunder along for the next couple months, I thought I'd come to you and beg ask for your assistance in this matter. More details on what goes where and how it could be done can be discussed in the talk page of the subpage that I have yet to create for this.

Anyway, if you could help me with this, I'd be happy. If not, I'll just blunder along and try to make this work myself. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:02 Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Thatdamnedfollowspot has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Oh, I also forgot to give you (and everyone else who voted for me) a delicious cookie of your choice because, not only am I too tired and too lazy to make a proper template right now, but because you nommed and voted for me as well. I do hope you enjoy the cookie. It took me 16 days to make, from scratch, with my own bare hands. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:46 Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Thank you for the delicious cookie! I would love to help. Qua was my noob, before it turned out he was a sockpuppet of the infamous NXWave. :) The problem is that I'm a little busy for the next couple of days. I should be able to give it a go in the evenings. Until I start I won't know how complicated it's gonna be. Well I haven't had a good look at that application link yet. But I'm sure it's possible, anything is possible! So if you tell me what page you want to try and create it on, I can help as soon as I get a moment. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:24 24 August 2010]

Having had a look at that link to the app, I'm not entirely sure how you want your userpage to look? Could you explain a bit more...? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:27 24 August 2010]

Here's the page. With my userpage, it would have the appearance of the app, but each section would have something different. On the app, the top of the screen is divided into phone calls, text messages, email, and calendar events. In the middle, there's the time, weather, internet connection, etc., and then the bottom is divided into Google Reader, stocks, Twitter, and Facebook. Obviously, if this were to be implemented on my userpage, the aforementioned sections would be different. Perhaps in the top section, it could have my talk page, followed by articles that I've done, then my contributions/edits (with a number of edits centered on the right?), then any userboxes that I've got. In the middle would be the current time (hopefully there's soemway to have it update without needing a purge?), then right above the time would be some sort of message: "Welcome, <insert name here>" or the likes, and the lower sections would have nominations, awards I've won (this would take you to a seperate page), and any usergroups I'm in.

...I just realized how picky I am being with this. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 16:51 Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I suppose this is all doable! Apart from the update-without-a-purge thing. Could you perhaps create some image to show me more clearly what you mean? (Paint would do) Plus link me a few images of this app that best demonstrate the app in the way you want it? Cheers, —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:01 24 August 2010]

It'd be easier for me to draw by hand than use Paint/anything on the computer, but sure. HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. Working on an image in Paint.NET as we speak. I'll find some links as well and come back sometime soon. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 18:10 Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Okay, cool. Remember, I can't promise you anything that speedy. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:04 24 August 2010]

Right. I can understand not being able to work on this all the time. I'm not sure about you, but I've got classes starting again next Monday, so my time will be limited after that, which means that there's no deadline for this. Not that there was one anyway. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:31 Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Here's the picture. It took me two days longer to do than I would have liked, but at least it's done and it shows a general idea of what the completed page would look like. Perhaps switching the Arial font with another san-serif font supported by Wikia? Also, links. If that doesn't explain it enough, then there's also the Google search results. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 17:50 Thursday, August 26, 2010

Those different sections are just fixed? Nothing on that is complicated and dynamic or moving, is it? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:54 27 August 2010]

The most complex thing with the sections is that they all (minus the grey one, that would stay fixed) would take up the entire userpage (not the entire page, hopefully you know what I'm talking about). Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:00 Saturday, August 28, 2010

They would take up the entire userpage? Huh? You want them to move so that only one fills the screen at a time? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:27 29 August 2010]

Sort of. I'm horrible with wording. What I want each section to do is like what Qua's userpage does; when you scroll over the wording, the section takes up a predefined space and doesn't go away until your mouse goes out of the predefined area. I don't think I'm being very clear here :/ Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 21:51 Sunday, August 29, 2010

I am a little confused... What would you see before you put your mouse over a section and what would you see after you put a mouseover that section? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:55 30 August 2010]

Precisely. Why can't I talk right? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:32 Monday, August 30, 2010

You answered my question with a question! :o Maybe you have a talking problem? I need to see a picture or be described to what you would see before the mouseover and after the mouseover. I.e. what each section looks like when your mouse is not over it and what each section looks like when your mouse is over it. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:16 31 August 2010]

Ugh, more work? I'll patch something together, let me find my staples and duct tape... Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:07 Sunday, September 5, 2010

I recently noticed yet another slip up in my sentence forming here. I made it sound like HELPME had helped me with my signature, and that I had taken his advice rather than yours. In fact, there was no advice to be taken! What I had tried to mention was what he said in my talk page, about fixing a </font> that I had missed. Please don't be mad at me... Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 23:02 Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Hmm? What what? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:35 9 September 2010]

While I keep procrastinating on those pictures, I'll try to explain what I've said. Way back in July/August when I was editing my signature, and came across the discussion (you and I were having two discussions on my sig, one on the template page for my sig and the other on my talk page) that we had about how to make things so that everything didn't fall apart. When you said on my talk page that I was doing something wrong and that I was leaking smallness all over the place, HELPME said that he had fixed it with by adding a </font> to my signature. I had said in the discussion you and I were having on the template page for my sig that I had fixed it with HELPME's help. That wasn't true- what had happened was that HELPME had simply fixed some code. The reason I'm making this much more complicated than it needs to be is because I noticed that you seemed either upset or offended that I didn't take your advice on how to make my signature, and that wasn't what I was trying to say. You probably have no idea what I'm saying now, so I'll just get back to procrastinating then. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:50 Saturday, September 11, 2010

I don't really remember the incident, but I can assure you that I wasn't upset or offended. So don't worry. :) —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:00 13 September 2010]

Alright then, that's good. It's just that it bugged me and I didn't want to sound crass or anything. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:07 Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Don't worry about it. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:29 16 September 2010]

This page is upside down or is it me?

It's just my opinion but this is like digging through a draw to find a clean pair of underpants! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:34, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

You're also supposed to have a "YesTimeTo" header. It's seems to make more sense to me though. It does make things a little complicated, but new stuff at the top is so much easier. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:34 23 August 2010]

Can't you just be boring like the rest of us? Ok..it's your page. I will just have to remember I suppose (grumble grumble)..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:39, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, really. I can't figure out how to make a new section. So you know what? I won't. I won't say what I was going to say because I forgot what it was while trying to figure out your thing. Mind, I still haven't. Figured it out, I mean... *GLARE* ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 01:29 (UTC)

All you have to do is edit the topmostest section. Add a section with equals above that section, with a YesTimeTo title and then start typing your message! Voila! See. Easy as a whore. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [08:16 1 September 2010]

Whores are hard, though... last time I tried hiring one, she... she... *sobs* ~ (talk) (stalk) -- 20100901 - 13:29 (UTC)

YesTimeToDiscussSiteDesignAndGender

there must be a better way of organizing a site such as this than scrolling to the bottom of each chatter's natter and comic monument festooned backyard to see two new lines of text after receiving a separate email about each new bit of text or eyebrow scratch of some admin or would be admin hovering around each of your tiny alterations. booth maddening and addictive. To those who wondered Yettie indicates her gender at page top.⦿⨦⨀ phrage 14:00, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

May as well be from one of YTTE's friends. Sir MacMania GUN—[14:04 23 Aug 2010]

Indeed there are many theories about my gender. Phrage, it is a little bit of a pain at first, but you get used to it. The reason it's not as simple as (for example) normal forum websites with threaded conversations is that this site is run on the same engine/design/system as Wikipedia. It's not a system which is really meant for chatting and nattering, but more for creating an encyclopedia. Which can be a tad annoying. Especially when you're like me and spend most of your time nattering. Here are my tips on how to manage it:

1. Everytime you edit a page it is added to your "watchlist". This is a list of pages that you've edited. I usually have one tab open with my watchlist and refresh it occasionally. Any pages in bold are pages that have been edited. You can click the page or you can click "diff" to see what change was made. Next to pages it also show you the user who made the edit and (if there is one) an edit summary.
2. On talkpages new messages are usually at the bottom. All new messages/topics etc. are under a new header (headers are added with the equal signs). On my talkpage, however, because I find it easier that way, I like to have new messages at the top, so the older stuff is at the bottom.
3. When having a discussion always sign your comments with the tildes (~~~~) and put each comment below all other comments under that headed and indented (with colons) to the appropriate degree. Each colon creates one tab space (like in word, you know). So you put how many ever colons the last comment had + 1, so you're indented one tab space more. Then you type your comment and then sign with tildes. That way the conversation is nice and easy to follow.
4. Comments and discussion is never conducted on user pages (so not here), you can talk, comment and ask questions on talk pages, like this one. And forum pages (see here for our forums).
5. When voting you usually prefix your vote with a "#" which creates a numbered list. You can change your vote at any time, but you may only (obviously) vote twiceonce.

You probably did know most/some of that, but I hope it was a little helpful. I'm happy to answer any questions you may have. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:42 23 August 2010]

No- about half new information Yettie -thank you. I am a slow learner on the mechanics. Is you offer of a Sign design still open ? it was there and then it was not. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Phrage (talk • contribs)

Remember to add your comments after everything else, at the bottom of that section. And also remember to sign your posts! Yes the sig offer is still open. I don't think it's disappeared, has it? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:47 23 August 2010]

Just after getting banned from that fnode uncyclopedia chat for no apparent reason i now see 2 letters sent from my gmail about raunchy stuff that I did not create -ugh - i feel like burgled . jordanian IP in my log -time to clean things out ! will talk about sign later. thanks ⦿⨦⨀ phrage 19:33, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm, what happened? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:54 23 August 2010]

YesTimeToAskAboutGenderYetAgain

You are not a bloke ? Hermaphrodite ? Her Afro Fright ? Please elucidate⦿⨦⨀ phrage 12:32, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Ahaha! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:40 23 August 2010]

YesTimetoHelp/Archive

This page is a bit long no? Anyways I need to know if you can have two signatures. I don't want to talk in the mafia talk unless i got me one of them cool hat's. But again, i don't want to always have that sig. Isn't there a way to have one sig with this --~~~ and one with this --~~~~? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

Short answer - no. Long answer, 3 tildes (~) make a sig with no timestamp, 4 tildes makes a sig with a timestamp, and 5 tildes does something else that I can't quite recall but is used in ICU templates and a few other thingies. Longer answer - there is a way that you can have your sig change whenever you put it down on a random basis, but this isn't my talk page so I won't go into detail here. Longerer answer - UN:SIG. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 10:26, Aug 23 2010 UTC

Five tildes makes just the time stamp. However there is a way of simply creating User:Happymonkey39/sig2 and then {{subst:User:Happymonkey39/sig2}} into the page to create a full signature and time stamp. You can then add a bit of nifty js (very easily) to create a tab that when you click inserts the correct code. If you want me to help you do that, I'm more than willing. It's not as complicated as it sounds. Then you could sign your normal signature with tildes and your mafia signature with a button on the edit page. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:51 23 August 2010]

Actually, I may be able to insert an "if" into your signature so that when on a mafia page your sig turns to your mafia signature instead of your regular one. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:52 23 August 2010]

That second option catches my attention. Please, do tell how you would get along doing that...and yes I'm trying to sound smart because i have no idea how to do wth you were saying earlier (although i think i sounded a bit British...too much Monty python). --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 02:00, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

YesTimeToTalkAitD

Hey, I noticed you'd done a bit more tidying up here after I abandoned it. Just wanted to point out that Game:Alone in the dark is not actually a text adventure first of all - it is a first person graphic user interface adventure, similar in style to Myst - back when that was the height of cool. That came out in the mid 90's, when the first person text adventure hit it's peak in the early 80's with the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy game. Putting that aside however - as I can see the possible cause of confusion - I'm trying to come to terms with the rationale of putting some of these in bold and not others. I'm assuming it relates to feature status or the like, which AITD possibly made it to feature at some stage. By the way, I'm also working on improvements to the engine behind AITD, as the numerous sub-pages are a freaking nightmare, and I've since discovered a better way to do that which would make creating text based games much simpler - once I get to that part - as well as being able to be twisted into making a few other game ideas more workable. I'd like to incorporate this - once I've done it - into your guide on how to make a game. Do you have any thoughts on that? Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 13:58, Aug 22 2010 UTC

PS - your talkpage is a bastard to add a topic to using a phone browser. Just thought I'd mention that. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 14:06, Aug 22 2010 UTC

1. Game:Alone in the dark: Feel free to move that to a different category if you feel like it (Misc perhaps).
2. The bolded links are essentially meant to be "good" games. There are a lot of works in progress listed. The bolded links are supposed to be "good" and playable games. Yep, there's no democracy or voting behind it. Just common sense. I've not had a chance to look/play all the games, so some games may be bolded where others perhaps should not. Obviously, you're an experienced editor, so if there's games you feel should be bold, then please do. The system is simply make it easy to distinguish between full, finished games and the rest. I apologise if games are not bolded when they should.
3. Of course, add to the guide if/when you're done with that!
4. Naturally it's a bastard! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:19 22 August 2010]

OMD - an ordered list instead of a long rambling paragraph. I didn't even realise we were allowed to do those. Maybe, Makes sense, Cool, and Of course in response accordingly. I just managed to semi-blank UN:BP using the same browser, so it's not you, it's me. And I think I've been around enough recently to be classed as an active editor again. Bugger! Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 14:42, Aug 22 2010 UTC

Bugger, indeed! And I saw that blanking. I thought it was a beautiful thing. Sort of..when did you join Uncyc, by the way? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [15:10 22 August 2010]

Despite how shonky my recent edits are making me look, I've been here for about 14 months or so. I'm blaming this stupid browser. Had an epiphany about a month or so ago that I was wasting my life here and left, and then recalled that I came here because I had no life, so I'm coming back. Next step is for me to do the thing that I was going to do about creating a games engine or two, and then I might even get back to writing an article at some stage. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 10:20, Aug 23 2010 UTC

YesTimeToSeekRevenge

I want to refute the assholes who left comments on my dialogue page but I do not understand the workings of this site well enough yet. It sure is complicated. why four squiggles instead of just autosignature  ? how cumbersome and who are all these would be subbies ?Phrage 21:31, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Could you clarify "would be subbies"? Also, autosig would be welcome, so I imagine it's another impossible thing like world peace. Also, yes, I'm not him. Sir MacMania GUN—[21:35 21 Aug 2010]

You don't understand the workings of the site? I hadn't noticed. Also, yes, clarify "would be subbies". —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:06 21 August 2010]

by would be subbies i mean sub editors not pale sweaty latex clad fat men from ohio sniffing poppers. is there a hierarchy here ? have you all been promoted to fries or milkshake station supervisors after so many entries or words or comments  ?Phrage 22:27, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

I am a would be subby and I work the milkshake station. Mac, over there, is on the fries. What can I get for you? And I'm sorry, as the milkshake man it probably isn't my place, but is it just me or is "pale sweaty latex clad fat men from ohio sniffing poppers" a bit of an overkill description? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:31 21 August 2010]

it's just youPhrage 22:35, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

I think he means he didn't mean "subbie" in a submission sort of way (like urbandictionary.com thinks). No, we're all just nosey people. It's not like a forum where after 1000 posts you're a Time Lord and after 5000 posts you're some other title and so on. There are certain usergroups that impose hierarchies, like the mafia or Unsoc or UN:IC, but otherwise just consider everyone editors (except for the admins and bureaucrats who oversee the site, of course). The closest thing to official hierarchies that exist are UN:HS and the Order of Uncyclopedia, and there are awards, but really none of that matters. Would you like that super-sized? Yes, I'm still not him. Sir MacMania GUN—[22:33 21 Aug 2010]

I would say there is a rough, unspoken hierarchy that goes: noobs, regulars, admins. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:37 21 August 2010]

And dickheads, don't forget them. Coughcoughcough. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 08:31, Sunday 22 August 2010 -

Hey wait! There's sort of a group between noobs and regulars, and between regulars and admins; sadly, you have to be at least a regular to figure these groups out. p.s. I work the drive-through. Cheers  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 09:17 (UTC)

Maybe Dickheads/Vandals then noobs then Integrated Noobs then Regulars? And drive-through? I'll have fries with that, please. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:49 22 August 2010]

YesTimeToDoSomethingBeforeILoseMoreActivity

School is starting up again for me next week so I need something to do before I'm forced to spend another 8 hours of my time pretending to be taught things so I can go with the self satisfaction that I did something I felt like doing this summer and oh dear I've gone cross-eyed. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (01:49 16 Aug 2010)

ANYWAYS, you should edit your Don office more so we can try to do something about it. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (02:49 16 Aug 2010)

Okay. We have the problem of a time difference though. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:35 16 August 2010]

Yeah, five hours actually. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (14:40 16 Aug 2010)

Indeed. Which is a serious bitch. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:07 16 August 2010]

I love it, I love it, I LOVE IT!

It's beautiful! How do you DO that?? Thank you sooooo much it's cheered me up, I knew it would. You're so clever. Look at me, all sparkly....--Ohnogodnotagain 23:30, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

You like? Okay we have a way to go yet! You need to go to your preferences and then on the first page you'll see a "signature" bit. Check "Custom signature" and for the moment insert this code into the "Signature:" text box: {{SUBST:User:YesTimeToEdit/time2|{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}}} {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ohnogodnotagain/sig}}. Then sign with THREE tildes (~~~) and voila! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:33 14 August 2010]

p.s. When will it start to work?--Ohnogodnotagain 23:31, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

p.p.s. Oh yes, I see about linking, whatever you think would link best is fine by me. Thank you.--Ohnogodnotagain 23:34, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Actually put this code into your signatures text box in preferences: {{SUBST:User:Ohnogodnotagain/time|{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}}} {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ohnogodnotagain/sig}}. And we're done. Any questions/want help, just ask? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:36 14 August 2010]

Done that. Should work now....--(23:48 14 August 2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk). 23:48, August 14, 2010 (UTC) Thats..AMAZING. I have met so many people on this wonderful site, with so many stunning skills. I have had offers of help from so many, I have been guided and nursed along, encouraged and given gifts..... and I am just amazed by you all. Thank you, so much, Yettie. It's wonderful. x --(23:48 14 August 2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk). 23:48, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, okay. Put THIS CODE into the bar. Just copy and paste all the bold text and put it in the signatures text box, then use it by signing with three tildes. {{User:Ohnogodnotagain/time|{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}/{{subst:CURRENTMONTH}}/{{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}}} {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ohnogodnotagain/sig}}

Good? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:49 14 August 2010]

--(00:06 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk) 00:06, August 15, 2010 (UTC) Look at that! It's changed the date format.

Indeed. Is that okay? Remember to sign with three tildes instead of four! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:07 15 August 2010]

It's superb. I feel like a got a new pair of killer heels! Thank you for smartening me up, I can't wait to show everyone.--(00:21 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk) 00:21, August 15, 2010 (UTC)--(00:21 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

Thank you, Yettie x

No problem. Glad I could help. You're not a girl are you by any chance? Also would appear I made a mistake in the coding there.... —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:23 15 August 2010]

Oh have you put this code ({{User:Ohnogodnotagain/time|{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}/{{subst:CURRENTMONTH}}/{{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}}} {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Ohnogodnotagain/sig}}) in your preferences? It's a tad different...and sign with three tildes! Not a million! And make sure that when you put that there code into your preferences you REPLACE any code that is already in the text box. So the only code in the box should be the bit of code in brackets, bold and red. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:26 15 August 2010]

Do you mean it still has the black date as well? I don't need that now, do I? --(00:27 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk) 00:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

p.s. Yes, I am a girl. A real one, too!! --(00:27 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk) 00:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Signing with just three tildes should get rid of the black date... Sir MacMania GUN—[00:29 15 Aug 2010]

[edit conflict] Yeh, Mac, that's what I've been trying to say. But original message: A real girl! Shock! And I mean. This is what you need to do: 1. Go to your preferences and the signature bit. Delete ALL the text in the signature box and then copy and paste that code in red. 2. Save. 3. Sign your posts with ~~~. THREE! Not four! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:30 15 August 2010]

Sorry, my fault, I was still using the button at the top. NOW (00:32 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk) I'm using three tildes. Voila! (00:32 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk) Enjoy your cake, Yetti x (00:32 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

Okay that'll do. It's spilling date formatting. But that's fine. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:33 15 August 2010]

Is it? It looks great to me. No, what I meant is that I'm not a bloke pretending to be a girl. Because some blokes do. AND they wear giant shoes - with killer heels.(00:37 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

Ah I see! Well I'm off to sleep. It's late here, don't know where you are. Anyway. Glad to help. Any questions or problems I'm willing to assist. Just drop me a message here. I'll probably be along to your talkpage sooner or later to pester you. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:41 15 August 2010]

But you can tell they're blokes because they always have blokey legs, even when they've shaved them, AND you can see their adam's apple! Ha ha. Why do they do that? I'm sleepy too, thanks again, I shall be back to pester you also. Nighty night!x (00:45 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

Women can have visible adam's apples too, ya know. And I don't know why they do it. Cause? :o —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:06 15 August 2010]

Cause they enjoy it, I guess. That's OK, people do all sorts of things just because they enjoy them, and that's OK. So long as they're not hurting anyone else (but if you see a woman with an adam's apple, you'd only have to look at her legs to see if she was really a guy. It's easy!). (19:51 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

Nuh uh men and women have adam's apples. I'm telling you. Even real women. :) And men can look very convincing. Personally I think ppl should not be allowed to do things they enjoy and should instead be locked in grey rooms. Far better for them. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:54 15 August 2010]

I shall be looking for women's adam's apples all the time now. Perhaps some people should be locked in grey rooms, it would be better for everyone else as well, but how would you like someone to lock you away because you enjoyed being on uncyclopedia? THAT would make you cry, I know it would. (20:29 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

I like the colour grey. It's very exciting. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:37 15 August 2010]

No, it's not, it's boring and you're only saying that because you're pretending you wouldn't mind. But you would! RED is exciting. And maybe vivid purple; mmmm.. but I think a grey room would be better than either of those, because after a while it would drive you MAD.(20:43 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

....especially if there was no telly.(20:46 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

Oh...but. Think of how grey it would be! Grey is so interesting. Better still I could watch the grey paint dry! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:15 15 August 2010]

Your sig text is grey.....the little hat is grey.....you really DO like grey, don't you? (21:49 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

Well, black really...But blue is my signature colour. See how much blue there is around here? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:56 15 August 2010]

A lovely sig

I want you to to it for me. Will you please, just this once? Only I just wrote my first article, then nearly went insane trying to stick pictures in it, then I just sent it for a Pee Review, which made me very nervous lest it should be savaged, or worst still huffed (I now know that can't happen, but I didn't then) and I'm just a little bit frazzled. I don't think I could really learn anything new at the moment, but I really, really would love a brand-new sig, as I just know this would cheer me up. Black Flamingo did my review and it was gentle and good, and I feel much more positive and happier now he's given me direction and lots of excellent advice and did not, in fact, kill me. I'm putting all my concentration into improving the article and, not having a very large brain, it's taking everything I've got! So could I please have a pink and sparkly one? Thank you, so so much!--Ohnogodnotagain 22:16, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

p.s. Yes, I shall, in all probability, be looked down upon by my peers, because I just know I won't be able to help myself being a badge whore. I just won't. My desire for them is so intense.--Ohnogodnotagain 22:16, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed. Give me some pointers. Colours? What do you want it to link to? Simple or ugly and complicated? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:19 14 August 2010]

I don't really know what you mean about 'link to', I can't really think of anything I want it to be linked to, but I'd just like a simple one, not ugly and not complicated, just simple, please. OO, a lovely sig! I can't wait!--Ohnogodnotagain 22:42, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

I shall get to work. I mean what links should the sig have in it? I.e. it will link to your userpage. Your talkpage? Your contributions too? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:44 14 August 2010]

p.s. I like lilac and pink and pale blue. Thank you!x--Ohnogodnotagain 22:44, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

YesTimeToThankForAdvice

I appreciate any feedback, due to my desire to write quality articles. I know you pointed out the unnecessary bias in the opening of the Neo Geo article I just pulled out of my arse, but I was wondering if there are any other instances that you would like me to browse over. Anything to make it funnier is also greatly appreciated. Thanks again. Also, no worries; I put it in Pee Review. -S3ahawk 19:23, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

And I reviewed it. No problem. Don't take any of the criticisms personally. I truly believe you could make the article very funny with some work. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:18 14 August 2010]

Hey You! (YesTimeToYou!)

I see you leaving messages on peoples talk pages

for voting on your article(s)

And I will not bow down to your blackmail! You need to add me to your rotation of "thank-yous" and I will go check out your article if I can be bothered to vote that week. That is all. Cheers!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 18:08 (UTC)

Huh? I only thank the people who have voted on it. You haven't voted! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:11 14 August 2010]

Yes I know this time, but how am I to know in the future when you have articles to vote on unless you pre-thank me?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 21:46 (UTC)

Dear sir, I must inform you that I am a little lost! Those that vote  For. get a warm and glowing thanks. Those that vote  Against. get an egged car or letter bomb. Since you have not voted you get neither. This applies in the future too. Pre-thanks, dear sir, are somewhat misleading in their title, in that they do not precede the action that is being thanked, you see! Thus, it is not a cunning plan to get you to vote! However, if you would like, I could pop to your talkpage and thank you for voting  For. on my article's VFH. That way you would be obliged to vote  For.. How does that sound? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:50 14 August 2010]

Yes this is exactly what I am talking about. A pre-thank gets a post vote... or something very similar. Cheers.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 09:19 (UTC)

YesTimeToReassure

I'm still here, sort of. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (00:27 14 Aug 2010)

You disapparated! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:28 14 August 2010]

By the way, have you considered voting on VFH, lately? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:29 14 August 2010]

Indeed I haven't, I was too busy working and being edit conflicted. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (00:32 14 Aug 2010)

Both mentioned impediments are real bitches. Were you edit conflicted in real life? I find myself referring to interruptions as 'edit conflicts' sometimes. That's when you know Uncyclopedia takes up far too much space in your brain. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:47 14 August 2010]

That's the sort of obsession I need to get back from the ancient years of 2007-2009. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (01:43 14 Aug 2010)

Obsession is the only way, Meth! You'd know about addiction. Why don't you practice what your preach etc.? Addiction is the only way. And indeed the golden era! 2008 was my golden year. The sun never set on 2008. Until it did. I hate 2009 so much. The bitch. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [01:45 14 August 2010]

The end of the year 2009 was where Uncyclopedia died for a little while until August 2010 came along and is now trying to scoop activity back into a group possibly even more insane than the Three Stooges. And of course I'd know about addiction, the only things more addictive than me are cocaine and heroin. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (01:58 14 Aug 2010)

Yay cocaine and heroin! Let's go hand them out to the kids! Uncyc died for a while? Seriously? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:38 14 August 2010]

Overdose. Hospital crew had to bring it back in the ambulance. Sir MacMania GUN—[12:30 14 Aug 2010]

Oh dear...is it okay now? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:36 14 August 2010]

Yes, it's back on its feet. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (19:46 14 Aug 2010)

Probably got something to do with my glorious and glittering return! Maybe... —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:18 14 August 2010]

YesTimeToWhenThePageWasBlanked

Hi, did something happen? Aleister present time

Yes. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:28 11 August 2010]

Did someone die? Al

No no. All is well. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:28 11 August 2010]

Had me worried. Thought you had been "rubbed out" by a rival. Al 14:32 11 8

It appears I was.... —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:43 11 August 2010]

Thanks and a pic

Thanks for your kind voting thing on the uotm nom. I will eat it with fava beans. Here's a pic I wandered up on and wondered if you know about it, maybe useable in your underworld activities. Al 10:10 11 8

Oh wow! You come bearing gifts! I love it. Will have to incorporate that into some kind of useless template! And no problem. To be honest I don't really know the other contestants too well, and although their contribs look pretty decent I know you better and in my opinion you seem to have been doing a damn good job around here. Have a slipper! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:10 11 August 2010]

YesTimeToDematerialise

Sorry to pop in so abruptly, but what do you think of this? Do you think it's good enough to replace the current mainspace article? Sir MacMania GUN—[14:44 10 Aug 2010]

Only just glanced over it really (maybe that's why I did not really understand the first sentence) but it does seem quite good and an improvement on the mainspace article, yeh. However, I think there's still a bit of work to be done on that article. I can give a more detailed opinion a bit later. Just first impressions. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:11 10 August 2010]

What's this about you being "The Don?"

Ahem. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:27,10August,2010

I founded a small, family usergroup, you see. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:59 10 August 2010]

Uh-huh... Don Puttano cHeDDs

You can put "don" in your sig but it doesn't make you one of us, even if you are one of us. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:27 10 August 2010]

Ahem It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:55,10August,2010

Ahem! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:57 10 August 2010]

So it seems as though we both have our branches in Italia... so how do we handle this little-a... sitiation of ours? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 18:24,10August,2010

You mean your urges to marry me? Those will go away in time.--HM (T) 19:05, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Asides from these marital problems, Cheddar you will find that you are now Consigliere Mr. Paolo "Barbecue" Cheddar. Feel free to drop into the private members only club and to look round. Go in crisp-flavoured peace! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:58 10 August 2010]

You're entitled to this, if you so choose. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:59 10 August 2010]

The first time I saw that in your sig, I thought it was a whoopie pie. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:11,10August,2010

I might have to have you pied, now... —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:14 10 August 2010]

I like pie, preferably made out of the flesh and blood of my enemies. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:24,10August,2010

This can be arranged, Barbecue. —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:30 10 August 2010]

Why? I'm in court, mum

My shame is that I laughed, over and over. What is wrong with me? Who knows. It was fun to read for some reason. I don't think it would have a chance on VFH, but who knows. But maybe put it on VFG and see if it flys there (a place where things go to not be featured, although some are). A few spelling and other minor mistakes, if you want I could do a minor edit run through. But bottom line, I laughed. Some interesting language balanced with some overuse of words in a few areas. My shame grows. Maybe alert Maniac1075 to the page, he may like it. Aleister 1:00 10 8

YesTimeToBeOkSo

Since the bygone days when you abob... adobded... abducted me, a lot has happened. I have been:

• Uncyclopedian of the Month
• A nuisance
• A featured writer
• A nuisance, again
• Someone to suggest collaboration (a nuisance)
• A lawyer

... and so, would you like to join us (me) at writing shit about this really awesome superhero called Random Man? If not, the world will be a better place. Think about that! HappyTimes half promised to join if I can snare someone else. No previous experience necessary. -- Style  Guide 18:52, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

I adopted you! Yes! I knew at least one of my adoptees would be successful and rich! What exactly would you want me to do? Oh and by the way, you can have the {{AdopteeGrad|YesTimeToEdit}} template (I think that's the right one? Long time no Uncyc...). Furthermore, how are you? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:26 8 August 2010]

Well, just add anything to the RandomMan story... the tendency now is that he has started to act upon some impulses, and I suppose that's how it might continue, but it could also continue some other way. If you catch my drift. As to how I am: fine. Glad to see you're eve a bit interested - I like to do nonsensical shit every now and then. Add images too if you feel like it. (If you meant: "How old are you?" ... I'm old enough to be my own grandfather.) -- Style  Guide 19:45, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

I'll take a look at the article and see what I can do. Can't promise anything and I am notoriously unreliable. (But feel free to badger me to edit, if I forget...I am very forgetful, it's not thing personal). —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [19:59 9 August 2010]

YesTimeToTag

You're it. No tag backs. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Aleister 12:53 8 8

Oh what! I'll go and tag the next user I see on recent changes. See what you've started?! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:55 8 August 2010]

YesTimeToSayHi

OK, hi. Aaadddaaammm 07:22, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Well hi. How's Uncyclopedia working out for you? —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:29 8 August 2010]

Great thanks. I'm not here for long, just a passing visit. But I'll be back some day... How's it working out for you? Aaadddaaammm 15:46, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Yeh, I've just returned (probably only for the summer) after a long hiatus of about a year I think. I've missed Uncyc! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:08 8 August 2010]

Good. Thanks for sharing. Aaadddaaammm 18:12, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

No problem dear sir! —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:32 9 August 2010]

YesTimeToDiscussTheMafiaSomewhereElse,Please

Where do you think it should be discussed? Methamphetamine Was Here (19:43 08-7-2010)

Here. I'm gonna bullet point the things we need to concentrate on. We can discuss it there. - [20:00 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

YesTimeToBeSorryBut...

It's true. --RaspberryRush 14:28, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

I see... - [14:30 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

YesTimeToSayHelloAndWishManyHappyReturns

8 7 51:21 retsielA ?sdrawkcab nettirw oR ?stnemmoc suoiverp the evoba og stnemmoc wen t'ndluow neht tuB

I've seen you tripping around the site the last days, and wanted to say hi. Welcome home, as they say at the Rainbow gatherings. You came at an interesting time, but aren't they all? Yay, another prodigal cousin has returned! Aleister 11:44 7 8 MMX

Heya. My talkpage has pretty much the opposite of all other talkpage's rules. I like being backwards, you see. But, hello! Thanks! - [12:07 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

- [12:20 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk !Sdrawkcab lla si siht ,sdrawkcab sdrow laudividni eht gnitirw ylno erew uoy oslA. gnitartsurf ti dnuof elpoep tub gnicrofne deirt I

8 7 13:21 retsielA emahs ni daeh sgnah .liaf I dna ekatsim enO. "ro" eht no pu deppirt I !hA .sdrawthgir lla era pmats emit dna gis ruoY

Oh dear. I think this whole world of typing messages backwards is far too a high pressurised environment for my liking. They are always looking for you to slip up! - [12:36 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

But that was fun though. Has anyone ever done an entire page backwards. Not just a few sentences, but a whole page from start to finish? Could be interesting. Aleister 12:39 7 8

I'm sure someone must have. There could be an article in that I suppose. - [12:41 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

The only attempt I could find is the lame Backward Words which just reverses the words, not the entire page. God help me, maybe I'll do one. On a user page though, so it could take time. You have inspired madness, and a few hours of brain rewiring, my prodigal cousin. Aleister 12:53 7 8

Ah, I do love inspiring madness! - [12:57 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

Actually found a less-lamer attempt, EsreveR, which only fails because the sections aren't reversed (with See also on top, etc.) So I won't have to do one, just fix that one with cut and paste, probabaly as a rewrite on a user page. Maybe some additions to. Reverseness is a way of life. Aleister 13:03 7 8

If this article does good then could you please buy me a saucer of milk? Don't worry about the milk, I'll deal with that, just the saucer. - [13:09 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

YesIndeedItIsTimeForMeToPostOnYourTalkpage

Indeed. Methamphetamine Was Here (00:07 08-7-2010)

Ah indeed. How do you feel about this as a mafia aim thingie (I'm attempting to sound pretentious):

“ We, the Uncyclopedia Mafia, informally the Uncyclopedia Mob or Uncyclopedia Family, are, and will be, a usergroup dedicated to community harmony - the community of active, including new, Uncyclopedia editors - and providing assistance to those in this community that require it. We intend to offer light-hearted and helpful input as necessary and will act with a common purpose to achieve this aim. We intend to offer a framework for new users to socialise, make friends and become integrated within the Uncyclopedia community. This usergroup will never hold a collective opinion on, or take sides in, an argument within the Uncyclopedia community.

Our Priorities:

1. To help and assist the helpneedees and assistanceneedees.
2. To try and promote general good faith and happiness.
3. To allow new users, and old users alike, to socialise in a quiet and calm Mafia environment.

”

Also, SPAM ME BITCH! - [00:10 7 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

YesTimeToHey

Thanks for the generic, yet no doubt heartfelt welcome you left on my talk page Ragnarok 14:06, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Of course it was heartfelt! I can leave a non-generic but insincere message on your talkpage if you'd like? Your word is my command. In the mean time, may I help you with anything? Would you like a cup of tea? And congratulations on getting your post in the right place! Even sysops can fail at that...However, you did fail to use a "YesTimeTo" header. Ah well! - [15:01 4 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

That won't be necessary. Tea would be nice though. Milk and two sugars. It wasn't a failure, it was a refusal to conform to your standards. Ragnarok 15:26, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

/me hands over the tea. And I'm afraid, my dear Ragnarok, I'm going to have to conform and assimilate you. - [16:28 4 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

I thought we decided to go with rape and murder? you know, when scaring the newbies. "I'm going to have to rape and murder you" has a more immediate and horrific connotation than "conform" which really only scares tards who can't see the comfort in repition and samleyness. Yes?    Orian57    Talk   17:12 4 August 2010

Your comment is, of course, valid, however even noobs understand that you cannot be raped or murdered over the internet. However, I can force them to conform and assimilate them without ever getting near them. Unless, I guess, I paid for a contract killer or something, which is feasible. Rape and murder is quite juicy, though. For moderate cases you could sexually harass and assault. - [17:15 4 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

You've both missed the point that I've been contributing absolute shit to this site for the last four years and am therefore not a noob, just a writer of very poor quality. Thus making all such talk redundant. Ragnarok 17:19, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yes but do you know what to do if you're stuck in a dark room with a serial rapist and murderer, considering that you're armed only with a used condom and three matches? - [17:21 4 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

YesTimeToWelcomeBack

If you're not actually back, and this is all some figment of my imagination, continue on your mostly invisible way through the valleys of the mortals. If not, however, WOO! -RAHB 02:34, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

RAHB, just because you're a sysop does not make you exempt from talkpage rules. Sheeesh. At least you remembered a YesTimeTo header as opposed to colin below, who just forgot everything. Frankly he's lucky I didn't just burn him on sight. But hey! :) Thanks! I'm sorta back. I dunno. We'll see if I stay back. - [10:12 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

YesTimeToNot...

...act like I didn't see that. How've you been? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 16:07, Tuesday 03 August 2010 -

It might have been a while, but don't think the talkpage rules don't apply anymore. You have 46 hours to change your post's title into something more yettie, otherwise you will be destroyed. Or something. Something threatening...But yes, I've been good. You? Remember the days of the mafia? And of course the bit of mainspace writing and editing and very occasional useful stuff I used to do on the side... - [16:12 3 August 2010] PlebYettie

Fixed. ;) And of course I do, 'twas fun shit. Mainspace writing is overrated (though I got a feature while you were gone!). You realize what an oxymoron it is to say anything on Uncyc is useful, right? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 16:19, Tuesday 03 August 2010 -

Oxymoron, indeed. I was being ironic...or something. And i shall read that feature when I get a moment. Pity the mafia never got quite the strangle-grip control over uncyclopedia, that i would have liked. I was hoping we'd get more cowering in fear...Ah well. - [16:53 3 August 2010] PlebYettie

Obviously we needed more spam and more userboxes. That'd have them pissing themselves. More than usual, anyways. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:17, Wednesday 04 August 2010 -

What would the bastards do without their usergroups? They need them, I tell ya. - [10:12 4 August 2010] PlebYettie

YesTimeToPostAComic

Vaguely related to your name. --Mn-z 18:56, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

I declair, Awsome. :)    Orian57    Talk   15:52 14 March 2010

Omg, there's UnHaiku now? And are those new links I see on the left?? - [17:21 26 April 2010] PlebYettie

I want you dress like a girl and lick my feet.    Orian57    Talk   17:54 26 April 2010

Oh okay, if you insist. - [15:53 27 April 2010] PlebYettie

So you're a bisexual now, Orian? --Mn-z 16:21, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

No no he's just a slut. :) - [16:25 27 April 2010] PlebYettie

But you may or may not be a girl. --Mn-z 16:34, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I want you to dress like a man and lick my tongue.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 19:23, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

No you really don't. He did that once with me and it was... Just no. And I'm not bi I just said the most pervy thing I could think of at short notice.    Orian57    Talk   20:49 27 April 2010

Yays. Pervs. Yays. - [22:15 30 April 2010] PlebYettie

Spaghetti sauce for no reason --Mn-z 05:23, May 1, 2010 (UTC)

YesTimeToWonder

Something about new years. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:44 01-1-2010)

Oh ye wonder about the new year? - [12:48 2 January 2010] PlebYettie

YesTimeToPoke

...*poke* VGD >=3 19:44, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Oh my god, after all this time you still can't post your messages in the right place on my talkpage! :D *tuts*. But how are you? How's uncyclopedia doing these days, VG? Or should I call you Isshiki? Long time no talk! P.S. Sorry that took me so long to reply. Have finally got round to sorting out my emails. - [14:52 31 December 2009] PlebYettie

"sorting out your e-mails" really? that's the best you could come up with?    Orian57    Talk   15:51 31 December 2009

How about "saving the world in time for the new year from an imminent invasion of chocolate genitalia"? - [15:56 31 December 2009] PlebYettie

and what is wrong with malteasers? twixes?    Orian57    Talk   17:54 31 December 2009

are they sponsoring you or something? you do no malteasers are personally responsible for AIDS, right? and even worse, they invented the gays. what's wrong with chocolate genitalia? - [21:51 31 December 2009] PlebYettie

"no" wow your spelling has really slipped.    Orian57    Talk   22:33 31 December 2009

it's more my grammers that has slipped. no capitals and such. i sold out to the txtspk ppls you see. terrible terrible i no. look i just spelt "know" without using a k or a w and i'm not even ashamed. hah! - [01:25 1 January 2010] PlebYettie

So you'd write "knowledge" as "no leg", right? Spooky. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:31, 1 January 2010

no no no, i'd write it as "noledg". duh. :D - [01:37 1 January 2010] PlebYettie

Why did you just yell "know" three times? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:38, 1 January 2010

Because you must KNOW. Know and feel. Feel Zeus inside you. Let Zeus embrace you. - [02:43 1 January 2010] PlebYettie

How can he be inside me and still embrace me? That's as weird as Athene's conception. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:45, 1 January 2010

Oh don't be so technical. You know that deep down you understand. :D - [12:48 2 January 2010] PlebYettie

I SAW YOU EDIT

YES I DID YES I DID!!! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 19:10, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Oh did you now? I swear it wasn't really me. - [14:53 31 December 2009] PlebYettie

YesTimeToTalkToYouAgain

Hey. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (13:57 09-27-2009)

Hey. :) - [19:40 29 September 2009] PlebYettie

HEY!!!

this is the new me, right here -- you saw it third!    Orian57    Talk   21:03 29 September 2009

YesTimeToAsk

Do you still, like, walk around on the planet and stuff? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 22 September 2009

I heard he has no legs. Although I heard that from the same girl that lied about her gender, so... maybe he just has bitch-legs.    Orian57    Talk   00:09 23 September 2009

I do have legs, I'm afraid. But no arms. And unfortunately I've only ever been able to walk on my arms. - [17:25 23 September 2009] PlebYettie

She's back! --Mn-z 17:30, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Not really, I just happen to reply if you post things on my talk page. :) - [17:40 23 September 2009] PlebYettie

Go read todays feature and praise me for it. Also lovely to see you.    Orian57    Talk   17:51 23 September 2009

Oh, and if its not too much trouble, could you please vote on a few articles in VFH so that he don't feature a picture of Modus again? --Mn-z 18:13, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToArr! There be a Thanksplate at Thiry Noughts!

Martin would like to thank you! For helping him stay afloat during his time with Marline and until his rescue/untimely death.

   Orian57    Talk   15:06 16 July 2009

YesTimeToLazyThnaks

Joshy would like to thank you all again! For featuring LazyTown on the front page, he’ll be pretty much thrilled. Not sure what his mum’s gonna say but it’ll all be fine... He might be grounded forever though.

   Orian57    Talk   20:34 15 July 2009

YesTimeToUnDeadThankings

Doug would like to thank you! For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse!

   Orian57    Talk   15:04 14 July 2009

YesTimeToAskWhereYouAre

Where are y'at yo? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:52, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Here. - [07:46 6 July 2009] PlebYettie

Great! Go vote. And this one.    Orian57    Talk   10:19 6 July 2009

Wasn't whoring disparaged or something? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:20, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Not so much disparaged as discouraged, but we were going to crack down on cases of whoring to people who don't actively invite it. As Yettie has a "please whore" talkpage rule, that kinda takes care of that, I suppose. I'll just frown disapprovingly. --UU - natter 11:44, Jul 6

Oh no! Don't dissaprove of me! Now I feel guilty. Thanks a lot Yettie.    Orian57    Talk   12:48 6 July 2009

Yes Time to nag for votes

On the top three of the month. Particularly Sandcastle and Nursery. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:42 11 June 2009

YesTimeToFindOut

Out of curiosity, how long are you gonna keep up this whole "not telling my gender" thing? You've been around for some time now, and I think a lot of us are curious. Saberwolf116 16:36, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

She's been claiming to be a boy for a while. --Mnb'z 16:38, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

That's the spirit Mnbvcxz! I did actually say. But by that point people didn't believe anything I said about my gender. :D - [16:40 30 May 2009] PlebYettie

To quote the header of this page:

“the Happeningist Talkpage of the Year 2008 (as voted for by Yettie herself).”

~ Yettie on using a female pronoun in reference to herself

--Mnb'z 16:46, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToThanks thank tank!!!

I have to thank you all again Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:44 27 May 2009

YesTimeToActuallyRememberAboutYourHeaderPreference

And whore to you. And Hope you're still about. Are you? Surely your watching your talk page. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:23 26 May 2009

Oh not you again. With another VFH whore. Honestly, I think you should stop writing funny, featurable articles and get back to er <insert an occupation of little or no significance, which is entirely unrelated to Uncyclopedia and humour, that Orian once possessed>. - [08:18 26 May 2009] PlebYettie

Yay I get to go back to belemia and masterbation! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:25 26 May 2009

Whats up in Yettie land? Didn't see you for like a week, thought you'd fucked off again. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:21 26 May 2009

Oh yeah, sorry about that...exams and revision (which I've left to the last week). I've got a lovely 12 exxams to look forward to, all in one week. So yeah, I probably won't be around that much for a few weeks... - [09:41 26 May 2009] PlebYettie

YesTimeToRevive

As you may have read in the Unsignpost, the usergroups have all but died out. We were talking about reviving them, and we thought we would start with your little cult. Thoughts? Saberwolf116 03:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

I could have sworn I left a message here, I must have forgotten to to save it. Btw, headers go at the top of Yettie's page. --Mnb'z 03:52, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Restart the CMC? I'd love to, I guess, but I'd much prefer to restart my mafia. Although let's be clear, the Family has two objectives, and only two: First and most importantly is to do nothing and just to be for fun and secondly is to help out and encourage new users to get involved with the community. I'm not sure if some of the senior members of the Family are still active though. - [17:43 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

I think you should start a brand new one with a pre-historic, dinosaur theme and its set in space. You know, to encourage new users to get involved with the community so established users can do nothing. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:47 18 May 2009

I like the sound of that. As far as I know there are no dinosaur related usergroups. This is a TRAVESTY. - [17:51 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

I completely agree! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

SOCKY! Hey, why did you never enroll in the mafia! :P - [17:58 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

Because nobody asked me, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:00, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Well if anyone can be bothered to officially restart the pointless Mafia sometime, you're officially invited. It's great fun, you get cocktails and whores. What more could you want? Oh and guns. - [18:02 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

I don't drink and I'm gay. Guns sound good though. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:03 18 May 2009

We have non alcoholic cocktails and whores of all flavours, sir. - [18:06 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

Would that happen to include the kind I or Hyperbole like? --Mnb'z 18:08, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

What the fuck kinda mafia is this? Also here's what I'm curently working on. It's almost finished. Thoughts, suggestions? I'll be putting it up for pee when I'm done anyway but, I like mini feedback too. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:11 18 May 2009

No. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:11 18 May 2009

Oh you lovely whore, Orian. And of course Hyperbole, our Family is very understanding of all the weird freaks out there like YOU. And we use the word freak in the nicest possible way. - [18:15 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

I rather have whores of the regular kind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:17, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

We have them too... - [18:26 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

Regular whores! How cliche. --Mnb'z 18:40, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Bigot. --Mnb'z 18:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Faggot. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:58 18 May 2009

Maggot. - [18:59 18 May 2009] PlebYettie

Haggis. Also I've finished the first draft of Nursery, I just need to find some pics and get it peed. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:01 18 May 2009

Don't call me a faggot, faggot. --Mnb'z 19:08, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Heehee, you're just a girly, sissy, nappy girl! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:11 18 May 2009

Oh, yeah, while you're a pregnancy fetishist! Sicko. --Mnb'z 04:41, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

No, no, I was meargley displacing my emotions, what you did there was slander. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:51 19 May 2009

Orian57 = Preggosexual --Mnb'z 05:12, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

NO U! Orian = other sort of freak. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:14 19 May 2009

Look, its Orian cat --Mnb'z 05:22, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

>.< No, I am not, nor ever have been that cat. Perhaps that's your Furry fantasy but it's not mine. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:27 19 May 2009

YesTimeToRead

Me article review. If you liked it, maybe I could direct you to ROTM? =) Saberwolf116 17:53, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you! Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

Also you've got talk at the bottom of this page. Also, you still about? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:35 18 May 2009

Tweet

Mr McElroy says thanks! his blog is teh funnies! 11:44pm May 14th from web tanks for teh voats! 11:45pm May 14th from web

Also, you feeling any better today? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:35 14 May 2009

Fine, but I've squeezed another day off. - [11:56 14 May 2009] PlebYettie

Good for you! I'm currently panicking about my English exam tomorrow. Not even sure why, I've not got any plans for university or anything like that. In fact I've pretty much decided that the only job I actually want is writing. Also I started Nursery ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 13:50 14 May 2009

It's that time again

Vote for me! Also, how ya getting on, bud? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:40 13 May 2009

Oh that's very good that is. I'm off school today so I thought I'd come mess around on Uncyclopedia again...like the olden days. But I'm good, my ordinary but apparently-so-complex-to-me social life seems to be sorting itself out. But how are you? I see lots more features for you! You've been doing lots of writing, I see... - [09:46 13 May 2009] PlebYettie

Yeah actually, I've been doing quite alot of writing off site too (ever tell you I was working on a novel?), I'm also working on writing Nursery as a sort of sequel to Sandcastle, so when I put stuff up on the site I'll give you a link. Oh and I plan to finish this at somestage too. As for my oversimplified social life, well, it's non-existant. Not outside of the internet anyway, wich kinda works for me. Also it's good to see you comming back here, I did miss ya. And by "off school" do you mean you're unwell, or just skiving? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:54 13 May 2009

I mean a bit of both. And that all sounds good...a novel?!? - [10:02 13 May 2009] PlebYettie

A novel. I'm hoping to turn writing into a career. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:08 13 May 2009

What sort of novel? Anything taking shape yet? And I've always hoped to turn writing into a career, too. I've already completed a few books. Well more accurately book-length scrambles of words. They're terrible, and I don't really want to revisit them, but some time I'd love to complete a vaguely okay novel. But good luck with yours! - [10:13 13 May 2009] PlebYettie

Well it's a sci-fi horror, and as for shape I've written about 50 pages so far and I know where the next 50 are going so all I need to do is actually finish it. I've tried writing loads of different things before and never got round to finishing them (or hit a wall with the idea, noticed an unfillable hole in my plot, fell out of love with my own characters, got bored) but with this I've invested far too much of my time to abandon it. What about you? What genre do you write? Humour? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:20 13 May 2009

I've actually tended to stay away from humour. I find writing humour and almost impossibly hard task, and find it so much easier to make people laugh face to face. I've tried writing just about everything, and what usually happens is I write an introductory few pages and get down some ideas of where the story is going before I start picking my idea apart and realising how awfully cliched it is, or something like that. There are a few ideas I have, but I simply do not have the time to sit down and give them a good chance at getting written. But it sounds like you've really got something good there, with your sci-fi novel! Sci-fi is quite fun to write, because there's so much freedom. - [10:25 13 May 2009] PlebYettie

Yeah I've noticed that with other sci-fi (although I tend to class my writing as primarily horror) I've written but this novel is post-apocoliptic and I'm gradually starting to find it a bit constraining, kinda like being tied to the bed. I'd imagine. And as for cleched ideas, I always thought that was a bad thing but I read in a book about writing that actually there's only something like 7 possible stories. All you have to do is add enough make-up to make them look original. And thanks for your vote, two other people just voted so unless something goes horribly wrong it looks like Mr McElroyLand is tomorrows feature! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:33 13 May 2009

"Something goes horribly wrong" that sounds like my cue. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:49, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Yeh there's the 7 story theory, that basically every story is just an one of these seven stories (or a combination of more than one) with a bit of make up. - [11:03 13 May 2009] PlebYettie

Phanks!

"Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?" Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D And stay! You need to stay, sissy's on hiatus so I need you to harras otherwise UU might start to hate me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:34 6 May 2009

Holy Shit!

Was that a Yettie sighting? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:37, 6 May

Nah, I don't think so. It might have been... - [20:39 6 May 2009] PlebYettie

/Explodes with gay exitement!/ OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! Yettie! Go vote for me! Oh and here. Welcome back! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:41 6 May 2009

How ya been? Where ya been? And most importantly, did you bring me back anything? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:43, 6 May

Yeah yeah yeah that too, but vote first! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:46 6 May 2009

Holy Penis! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

/me obediently obeys Orian Hi everyone...I have been in the land of real life you see. And yes. I brought you guys all penises! So for those who don't have one...congratulations on your first penis, for those that have them, well done on your second penis! - [20:57 6 May 2009] PlebYettie

Yay! HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle is now featured! Acording to the template mordillo put on the voting page just before you got there. Anyway, you're vote still sort of counts, and means that Why?:Don't You Get a Job? is a bit healthier, probably a quasi at least. And yeah, where the fuck have you been, man? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:00 6 May 2009

On a related note, Uterus or GFTO! is on VFH. --Mnb'z 06:30, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Missed ya big guy, but not in a gay way. Good to see you around. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:03, 6 May

Missed you, little man, but not in a straight way. Good to see you doing as you're told, again. I missed bossing you around. now go do useless like making up a Farmyeard themed usergroup. :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:06 6 May 2009

God, is that guy still gay? Has he not been fixed yet?! I feel for him, I really do. Also I HAVE MISSED YOU GUYS!! (Pigs for Presidents coming soon to a Yettie userspace page near you). - [21:09 6 May 2009] PlebYettie

Didn't Zeitgeist make him lesbian? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

God no! I just let her believe that for a while. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:13 6 May 2009

She won't be happy to hear about that! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:14, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

So he's still a slut, I see! - [21:15 6 May 2009] PlebYettie

Well she's not going to is she? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:17 6 May 2009

What do you mean? Of course she'll hear about it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

So, are you back regular like now? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:49, 6 May

Probably not...we'll see what happens. Hey, you never know, you might get lucky! - [21:50 6 May 2009] PlebYettie

I hope you stay. What would Uncyclopedia be without Yettie? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:54, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Entertaining. Even so, if you do stick around a bit, you should come help us out with IC. I've got limited time for writing myself as well and IC is a good way to contribute without having to put in a lot of time. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 6 May

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Welcome templates

I love the tyopgraphy on your welcome template. Might I be able to spork it from you for my own? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:17, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. I'm secretly very proud of that welcome template. Of course, feel free to spork away. - [20:21 3 March 2009] PlebYettie

Thank you! Mine is here. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:16, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Looks good. But be careful, it has pointy edges, so don't go waving it around the place. Okay? - [22:36 3 March 2009] PlebYettie

YesTimeToTa

Yeah, ta. I only logged on to do the pee checking, and you've done it. So I'm gonna get in a quick ten minutes on Mass Effect before tea. Thanks! --UU - natter 17:47, Feb 15

That's quite all right. There's two left, if you feel deprived of your pee-checking-responsibilities. :-D - [17:49 15 February 2009] YYettie

Ah, Mass Effect. My friend let me borrow that game. Then his grades went down the shitter and his father smashed his Xbox. So now it's mine. =] I should play that game sometime. Why did I even borrow it in the first place? —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

You know looking back I kinda wish my parents had cared about my grades. Now I have to pay in order to fail classes. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:27 15 February 2009

gives shades back* PieSoup CLICK HERE 03:19, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToSayHI

hi – Preceding unsigned comment added by PieSoup (talk • contribs)

Yo. Can I do something for you, or have you come to admire my rather expensive light shades? - [10:55 14 February 2009] YYettie

*steals shades** PieSoup CLICK HERE 00:55, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Dear sir, you are a common criminal! Thou shalt be shot. - [11:31 15 February 2009] YYettie

YesAreYouSexy?

Well, Yettie, are you sexy or not? --Meganew 20:57, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Very. Is that all, or would you like to examine my sexiness? - [21:20 12 February 2009] YYettie

I wanna get sexy with the captain! —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:43, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Don't we all? - [22:51 12 February 2009] YYettie

/me is wearing nothing but a sailor's hat What? —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:22, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

I would love to examine your sexiness... (Takes off pants and underwear) --Meganew 23:54, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Um, ew... --Mnb'z 07:08, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToAskYouAndWonderAboutGameStuff...

How did you get it to show that you are onlne and what you are doing? --Skate1168 (Talk) 21:26, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

It says at the game portal that some dudes madea preliminary help page on how to make games, and I saw that you were either one of those people or knew about it, so do you? --Skate1168 (Talk) 21:28, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Unless it is that help page that is up there and odes not even tell you how to make a game. --Skate1168 (Talk) 21:34, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I created the game portal. What page exactly, do you want the help/advice page? It doesn't do it automatically, although I'm sure that could be figured out via some advanced bot coding. I do it manually. I can help with your own, if you want. Also, have you heard of adoption and would you like it? - [22:51 11 February 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToINYOURFACE

S'right motherfucker, I didn't forget. Now you just have to promise you'll work on it just as much. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:59, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh. My. God. - [22:51 11 February 2009] YYettie

Now get to work. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToWhat time is it?

It's time to edit. Yes it is.--Snake7 23:18, 8 February 2009 (UTC)Snake7

Yes. That appears to be the time. Well quarter past edit, now. But yeah, it was the time when you left the message. - [07:30 9 February 2009] YYettie

YesTimeTo...I got nothin.

Yo YTTE, I just realized that I had yet to thank you for your funky fresh review of my UnBooks page a couple days ago. As such, please accept my thankingest thankings for the piss-perfect job. Cheers, - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Feb 9

That's all right. That's the first review I've done for years. Since you're my big brother and all, once you've finished thanking me, are you going to get back to breaking my toys and farting in my face? - [07:30 9 February 2009] YYettie

Wwweeeeelllllllll.... ok. Anything for you, bro! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:43, Feb 9

Oh you're awful kind! - [22:44 9 February 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToSoilYourTalkpage

I herd u liek penis? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:48, 4 Feb

That is/is not true (delete as appropriate). One thing I certainly do like is when people put new shit at the top of my shit pile. See? - [07:49 5 February 2009] YYettie

I always knew you were a bottom. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 5 Feb

No, no, the key is that I am not a bottom! I am a top. Which makes me MAN BOOBIES! - [22:13 5 February 2009] YYettie

From over here, you look like a bottom. But that's probably because you're bending over. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:31, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. You like people to stick things on top of your shit pile. Presumably they'd have to be above you to do that, so doesn't that make you a default bottom? And such a cute bottom at that! *swoon* Hi SysRq! -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:32, 5 Feb

I know, I have an amazing bottom. I was a bottom model once. - [16:29 6 February 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToMale

Yettie has a penis. Meh, stupid not-even-a-bitch. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:27, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Hah and you were trying to have my babies! - [15:29 4 February 2009] YYettie

I was trying to cut your penis off, that is all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:35, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

...for strictly baby making purposes. - [15:36 4 February 2009] YYettie

Fuck you, stupid not-even-a-bitch! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:41, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh come on, this is fun. But it would be funer if you came up with something more original that that. I'll set you a task. Try to insult me using "tearing", "smelly" and "vagina" all in one sentence. - [15:45 4 February 2009] YYettie

I still think Yettie's a girl. It says so on her talk page. --S'r Mnbvcxz 15:48, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Mnbv I LOVE you!! (Do you mind if I call you that?) - [15:50 4 February 2009] YYettie

"Damn you Yettie, now I can't pretend I have a penis anymore. You're a tearjerking asshole Yettie! My vagina's gone all smelly and stuff." How's that. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:53, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

At least you don't have a penis either, I cut it off! HAHAHA! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:55, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

[EC] [FUCKING EC!] [ANOTHER FUCKING EC!] Quite. As for your insult...excellent. Now about "mints", "penis", "mum" and "raped" all in just one sentence. And you're not allowed to use the words "your" or "yours" at all. Have fun! - [15:58 4 February 2009] YYettie

"I cut off Yettie's penis! Woohoo! I won TEH penis! Now I can use the penis to get minting with my lesbian girlfriend, and lay waste to my mum, and maybe get some other people raped. Woohoo!" Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:08, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

That's liking identity theft! They'll think I done did those rapings! You can't do that! i'll ring my penis company and cancel it. Do you have any idea how much that twin turbo charged V8 engine inside my penis, cost?! - [16:13 4 February 2009] YYettie

That's less trouble for me and more trouble for you! Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:28, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

But if you really want it back, maybe I can arrange something for you... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:52, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Like how? - [07:39 5 February 2009] YYettie

You know what? I'll just give it back, here! /me returns Yettie's penis
I've had enough fun with it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:19, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

	I hereby return your penis, YesTimeToEdit! Rejoice! For you may once again pee like a man!
	For being your terribly annoying self.

YesTimeToThanks!

For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Also why don't we ever talk anymore? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:56 1 February 2009

Jesus, that think acutally made it. Congrats! And I'll tell you why we don't talk anymore! It's cause you put on weight and you're just not as sexy as you used to be. I'm sorry. You're just not and I'm a very shallow person. - [08:46 2 February 2009] YYettie

Fuck you I've lost weight. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:47 2 February 2009

No, you're so fat you can't even mash the appropriate number of colons. I'm sorry, I can't be associated with whales. - [08:52 2 February 2009] YYettie

Leaps on Yettie and pins him down with my weight then giggles about on top of him for a while until my sperm leaks out of teh rolls of fat and inside him. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:57 2 February 2009

WHALE RAPE! I'M BEING WHALE RAPED! I'VE NEVER BEEN RAPED BY ANOTHER SPECIES! And I've never been raped before by anyone who's worse at sex than their mum, either. :P - [11:22 3 February 2009] YYettie

It seems like everyone wants to rape Yettie for some reason. --S'r Mnbvcxz 15:23, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Don't look at me... STOP LOOKING AT ME! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:12, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Cause I'm so darn sexy. But the only person who I really want to rape me is you. Not you, socky, you! Yes you, Mnbvcxz! - [16:17 4 February 2009] YYettie

Weren't you "straight" or something? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:26, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

I am. Which means either Mnbvcxz or Yettie has to be a girl. - [16:27 4 February 2009] YYettie

Since I cut off your penis, maybe you could be(come) the girl. Unless I give back your penis ofcourse... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:41, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey Mnbvcxz, are you a girl? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:29, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

He answered "No." on his talk page. I guess you'll have to be the girl Yettie... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:50, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Whale alert. —Sir SysRq (talk) 15:25, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Whale alert x2 - [15:27 3 February 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToKefin

This is you. You are kefin.
hi kefin —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:37, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Wasn't Hyperbole Kefin? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:10, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

You tell me, kefin. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:12, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

ME KEFIN!!! - [15:12 1 February 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToAwardYettieAnEvenMorePrestigiousAward

Congratulations!! For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.

Oh snap. Well if we're coming clean I better let you know: You're HIV positive. Sorry. Also! I demand to know where these awards are coming from and why! I suspect them pesky communists, personally. /me tears up - [19:56 30 January 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToAwardYettieANinjastar

You didn't get it right. Thanks for trying anyway. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:52, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't get it. What didn't I get? What's a ninjastar? Why's there a blue box? What are you doing here? Wait, who are you? Get off my talkpage! Don't make me get the gun! Damned kid! Hey, what's that blue box? What in the name of names is a ninjastar? Are you some sort of devil worshipper? Who said devil?! Where? What's that thing over there? Why are you here? I feel slightly confused, you know, I know I don't let on, but I am. I am! I am! I am confused! What the hell is a ninjastar? Crazy FASCIST NAZI COMMUNIST CHINESE SLEPT WITH MY WIFE WHAT'S A WIFE. Where? Where? Come out, wherever you are. - [19:54 30 January 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToTellYouOfAnErrorOnYourUserPage

Your userpage in now the 295th most link to page, your userpage says its only the 303rd. --Mnbvcxz 06:38, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Hmm...I'll fix that. But feel free to update it yourself, if you want to, when you see it out of date. - [16:59 30 January 2009] YYettie

Mafia

I was trying to join the mafia, I conquer thats what you were saying "Huh?!" to. Leo Trotsky

I believe you put the wrong name on there. --Mnbvcxz 18:38, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh yes. you put your own name. You put down Mnbvcxz's name instead. I'd like to welcome you in advance, though, to our small family business! - [18:48 27 January 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToBeBack

You probably don't even remember me or even know that I left but hey, I need to talk to someone and you're the only one kind enough to not ban me, (by the way do they ban people here, because in Wikipedia they banned me just for writing one productive comment in their "Penis" article, STINKING HOMOPHOBES!!!) Sgar Tri3~Talk 17:02 19 January 2009 17:02, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes they ban people here. We have many admins, obviously and if you could imagine a slightly fat, gun obsessed, car obsessed, belt holding, Southern Comfort drinking, doughnut eating, speeding, Texan Cop, then you've pretty much got a good picture of all our admins. Not really, I actually love all the admins and they're super cool, they're not really fat! I swear! - [17:07 19 January 2009] YYettie

Yeah that's why I came back, (that and because my membership to a porn website is expired so I have nothing better to do in the computer) Sgar Tri3~Talk 17:32 19 January 2009 17:32, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Cool, don't forget to indent with colons (:)! Can I get you some coffee? Or something? - [17:36 19 January 2009] YYettie

Um, Yettie, I hope you're getting decaf because caffeine is one of the leading cause causes of miscarriages. --Mnbvcxz 18:00, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Haha! Yetties infertile, like a mule, no babies for him/her. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:10 19 January 2009

Being infertile doesn't stop me from being a whore, in fact it's kinda useful. - [18:13 19 January 2009] YYettie

Oh course she's infertile, now, you can't get pregnant when you're already pregnant. --Mnbvcxz 18:15, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Mmm. Sexy. - [18:16 19 January 2009] YYettie

Yur sick. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:18 19 January 2009

You're gay. --Mnbvcxz 18:28, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

And you're orange -- fuck off! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:29 19 January 2009

Actually, my sig is closer to yellow. Also, its not nice to call pregnant girls "sick" for thinking pregnancy is sexy. Now, if a boy said something like that, and created a perverted Super Secret Girlie Page on the subject, then the accusation of sickness would be appropriate. --Mnbvcxz 18:32, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

I didn't say it was sick for her to think pregnancy was sexy I meant it was sick for her to be pregnant and a girl, it's just not natural. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:41 19 January 2009

Would you rather she be a pregnant boy? --Mnbvcxz 18:46, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Now that would be sexy! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:47 19 January 2009

You might want to check out Category:Mpreg then. --Mnbvcxz 18:51, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

To Agree or not to Agree

Please don't approve a nomination on the voting pages without noting that you're not voting, just agreeing. It's very difficult to tell if it's a vote or if it's a comment otherwise. Thank you. Not A Good Username360 17:06, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I realise you're just a new user trying to be helpful, but this is not the way to go about it. If something is indented, inline with a string of comments, then it's not a vote. Whether or not people should be commenting so much on award pages is a different issue. I don't appreciate be taught lessons about the site by new users. I'm fairly sure that I know how to vote, thank you. It is generally a good idea not to change what people write on talkpages or other community pages, like award pages (Orian: Mmm...I'm not being hypocritical, it was just that one time...! I swear). It's one thing to update the voting score, that's fair enough. I don't want this to turn into a big argument, and I'd like to be friends. Okay? I have cookies...And ice cream. - [17:16 17 January 2009] YYettie

Hmm, must be her period or something. Or maybe he hasn't had a wank in a while... I'm still not sure about this whole girl thing and you never answered my question -- were you lying when you were shouting at me about your new girlfrined? I suspect you weren't and you are a boy. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:42 17 January 2009

Could be pregnancy hormones too. That would explain her leaving the wiki, maternity leave. --Mnbvcxz 17:27, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Hmm...wouldn't it follow that I would spend more time on Uncyc if I was pregnant? Due to the fact that I wouldn't be able to do as much...? - [17:35 19 January 2009] YYettie

Well, you came back didn't you? Probably because you're bored due to being on maternity leave. --Mnbvcxz 17:38, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Mmm, actually it's true. I was raped. By a crack dealer. Who is also my father. Who forced me into buying crack off him. After he shot my husband. And my two other babies. And cut off my fingers. And made my mother try and kill me. So that I had to kill her. Just to get away. And that's when I discovered my mother was my sister. There were a lot of emotional big close ups that scene. - [17:41 19 January 2009] YYettie

So, you do admit your pregnant, and by implication a girl (or a pre-op female to male transsexual). So I was right. --Mnbvcxz 17:49, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeTo Vote top 10 of 08!

Don't forget Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? and Insomnia! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:21 17 January 2009

It would also be a horrible tragedy to overlook Turing Duck Test, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, and Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists... three outstanding articles that have nothing in common with one another! pillow talk 05:37, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I know, all my articles are the same. Cept sometimes I change the words. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:42 17 January 2009

Or UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, but no one likes that one. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:49, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeForYesTimeToEditToTakeTheYesTimeToEdit'sGenderQuizThatHyperboleDesigned

Hey, Yettie! I'm soooo glad we're on this website Myspace together. This is Myspace, right?

Anyway, here's a great survey I got forwarded to me in a bulletin! Send this to five of your friends, and you'll get a kiss from your crush!!! If you don't, a torrent of fire ants will come streaming from the pores of your armpits!!!

• 1. What are your thoughts about Optimus Prime?
• 2. How much can you bench press?
• 3. When you're feeling blue, do you like to eat ice cream?
• 4. How many items weighing less than one pound do you carry on your person at any given time?
• 5. Do you ever worry about the shape of your eyebrows?
• 6. I have a bar of chocolate in one hand and a delicious beer in the other. Which do you want?
• 7. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
• 8. Would you describe your eyes as being "hazel" colored?
• 9. Are you sick and tired of all the mind games that your dates are always playing?
• 10. In the Diablo 2 expansion pack, one more boss was added. What was its name?

I look forward to reading your answers!!! pillow talk 18:45, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

• 1 Robots are kinda ok I guess.
• 2 Do what?
• 3 Yes, right after wanking, occasionally at the same time.
• 4 whatever my pockets can hold.
• 5 I only have one.
• 6 chocolate, I don't drink.
• 7 No people want fat-free organic shit all of a sudden.
• 8 They're blue.
• 9 I wish. I don't have any dates My raisens however -- they're fucking me around I know it!
• 10 I don't play that game.

This was fun let's do it again sometime. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:59 14 January 2009

That's what she said. My turn.

• 1. I miss Optimuschris.
• 2. Meh. 100. (pounds, fuckin' British kilo faggots.)
• 3. When I'm feeling blue, I usually shower to combat hypothermia.
• 4. Three. Phone, wallet, penis.
• 5. Yes.
• 6. Chocolate, I dunna drink.
• 7. Yes.
• 8. Yes. I also like to use words like "grey", "dance", "vicious", and "pretzel".
• 9. No, I'm sick of everyone else's dates.
• 10. Your mother.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:51, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Bastards, the lot of you, for going before me! Now I have to check your lists to make sure my answers are going to be original.

• 1. Fair to moderate AWESOME.
• 2. Bench press? Ahahaha! Me? Bench press? Ha haha!
• 3. Yes, very much so. Although, it would be more accurate to say that I'm constantly eating ice cream.
• 4. Something can't weigh money, silly!
• 5. No, my eyebrows are beautiful.
• 6. "Chocolate, I dunna drink." - SysRq, 2009
• 7. I actually happen to make excellent milkshake, and so yes, it does bring all the boys to the yard. It also attracts the attention of many girls and undecideds.
• 8. No. Brown. Like shit.
• 9. Don't eat fruit...
• 10. Don't want to.

You may now all bow before me and kiss my feet. - [17:12 15 January 2009] YYettie

Definitely a girl, and UnSignpost says she's female. Plus, she gangs out with Orian57, who is gay. If yettie were a boy, that would make her gay by association. Since she adopted me, that would make me gay by inheritance. So, hopefully, she's a girl, so I won't catch teh ghey. --Mnbvcxz 17:21, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Shoot TEH GAYZ! - [17:47 15 January 2009] YYettie

Fortunatley, you're a girl, so you can't spread TEH GHEYZ to males. --Mnbvcxz 18:08, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

No. These answers clearly say "boy." Girls do not compare their eyes to poop. And a real girl would never say "bow before me and kiss my feet" on the Internet, because they know that always brings the fetishists streaming out of the woodwork. pillow talk 18:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

She might be an attention whore, who wants to bring fetishists out of the woodwork. And foot-fetishism isn't that disturbing. --Mnbvcxz 18:14, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

O_o In my experience, the words "Foot-fetishism isn't that disturbing" are usually closely followed by, "So, do you like to wear sandals a lot? When you wear sandals at your desk, do you like to slide your toes in and out of them?" pillow talk 18:21, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I wasn't the one who noticed the sexual connotations about the foot reference, and I'm not the one constantly bringing it up.
Anyway, only a guy (who like feet) would notice the sexual connotations in that sentence. Most girls are unaware how perverted all some guys are. --Mnbvcxz 18:44, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Maybe most girls who have never met one of us... pillow talk 18:47, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

You might want to stop it before you freak Yettie out, just in case she is a girl. --Mnbvcxz 18:52, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Sigh. Yettie, for the record, I have no interest in your feet, regardless of their gender. There. Happy? pillow talk 19:26, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Now you just insulted her! See what I meant about treating girls differently? --Mnbvcxz 19:30, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Sigh. Yettie, for the record, I am sure your feet are very aesthetically pleasing. I would undoubtedly appreciate them the way I appreciate a sunset or a fine Cuban cigar, but not the way I appreciate a Vegas hooker. pillow talk 20:00, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Actually, Hypey, my feet are disgusting and most unpleasing, but if you have a foot fetish, I'm not going to say no, Mr. Foot Fetish Man. - [22:40 15 January 2009] YYettie

So are you like, a whore as well as female? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:42 15 January 2009

See, now we have to walk on egg shells around her, and can't talk about perverted stuff in her presence without offending and/or creeping her out, since she came out as a female. --Mnbvcxz 05:58, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

I bet she likes to shit herself. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:00 16 January 2009

You can get away with saying because you're gay, and she knows to take in a nonsexual way. If I said that, she'd be thinking that I fantasize about her crapping herself, which definitely would creep her out, assuming she's a girl. --Mnbvcxz 06:15, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

You seem to know a lot about girls. But actually darling, I do like to shit myself, you know I'm actually in 2 Girls 1 Cup? Shit's nice. - [17:12 16 January 2009] YYettie

Bah, that's nothing. I was in 11 Girls 4 Cups and Hyperbole. pillow talk 05:39, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

That sounds a bit hyperbolic for some reason. --Mnbvcxz 06:42, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToTalkAboutNonpervertedStuffBeforeSomeOneAccidentallyCreepsYesTimeToEditOutBecauseSheIsAGirl

So, um, that's a long header, isn't it. --Mnbvcxz 17:21, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Stop being so sexist! First of all, you really don't need to act different, and second of all, you don't actually know whether I'm a girl for sure. - [19:34 16 January 2009] YYettie

I'm not being sexist, this is all part of an elaborate scheme to find out your gender. --Mnbvcxz 19:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Because we all know your reaction to this stuff would be entirely based on your gender. Because girls always act differently then boys. (Note the sarcasm, which clearly isn't latent sexism.)
Ok, but in my defense, any attempt to determine someone's gender on the internet, of the basis of responses, is based on the theory that a boy and a girl would always respond differently. So if I'm sexist, then so is hyperbole and Orian57. --Mnbvcxz 19:49, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Unless, I was acting like a boy or girl, on purpose. Just to confuse you. Or I was double bluffing, and acting as a boy when I was a boy or a girl when I was a girl. Or something sneaky like that. Or maybe even triple bluffing. - [19:53 16 January 2009] YYettie

Whatever it is you're doing, it's working. And it's pretty hot. Shake it, baby. Shake it for the webcam. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:57, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Never knew you liked baby rattles so much... :P - [20:24 16 January 2009] YYettie

Of course I'm sexist! I won't even shag them let alone speak to one! Mysogeny is my life. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:45 17 January 2009

You're gay. lol. --Mnbvcxz 01:27, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

YesTimeToCallBullshit

Okay, that's it. I'm officially calling bullshit at this point. This is silly and pointless. Yettie has a penis. I'm sure of it. We have some female Uncyclopedians and they don't hide their vaginas from us. (At least, they shouldn't, I'm paying $15 a month for this membership.) I don't believe that Yettie would keep this from us for this long. So come on, let's see 'em. Whip 'em out, girlfriend. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:35, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

I still say girl, she wouldn't keep this up this long if it was fake. --Mnbvcxz 05:41, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Yes, he would. You obviously don't know Yettie very well. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:08, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Well if she is a girl then why did she keep up teh boy pretent for so long? Your logic is falacious! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:44 17 January 2009

My point exactly. I therefore conclude that the account known to us as YesTimeToEdit is run by a loosely connected network of elite writing staff, come to Uncyclopedia to make a name for themselves as a single writer and dominate this site. After that, they will move on to a real wiki like Wikipedia and do the same there. Then, the whole internet will be under the control of the facist yet clever and hilarious oligarchy known as YesTimeToEdit, at which point they will implode the internet and send us all back to the dark ages, a.k.a. the 1960s. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:23, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Because we are all sexist. --Mnbvcxz 01:29, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh crap, guys, they've found us out. We were never here... PUFF (of smoke, ya idiot). - [13:28 18 January 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToPlayGuessYesTimeToEdit'sGender

per yettie's request

Oh awesome! /me claps excitedly - [19:25 13 January 2009] YYettie

wikfied it, although hermaphrodite might be broad. We might need to divide that into sub-sections if alot of people thing that one (such as shemale, anti-shemale, true hermaphrodite, and assexual) --Mnbvcxz 19:47, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

How about we only count "for" votes, so we don't wind up with negative vote totals? And on a related note, what if yettie is in the process of changing genders? --Mnbvcxz 05:42, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

See: Forum:Something must be done about Yettie's penis for a more official version of this. --Mnbvcxz 17:56, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Female

Score: +3 estrogen AND progesterone points

•  Female - --Mnbvcxz 19:03, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
•  16 year old boy pillow talk 19:28, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

• Why do you say 16? - [19:31 13 January 2009] YYettie

• Because that's how I see you - as a 16 year old boy who constantly wears a baseball cap and works on an unreasonably nice computer sitting on a dirt cheap particle-board desk with chipping wood paneling, swilling six packs of Pepsi while your mom yells at you to take your clothes out of the fucking dryer already. pillow talk 19:38, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

• Jesus christ! - [19:41 13 January 2009] YYettie

•  Womenz So that way RT can say he's talked to a girl. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:23, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
• UnFortunately, I've always had the feeling Yettie was trapped in PMS. Or was it RT? Damn it, I'm never sure. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:33 01-14-2009)
•  For. per Colin. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 08:01, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
•  Against. Becuase how can it be gay if there's no balls to touch? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:00 14 January 2009
•  For. Because I want it to be true. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:27, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

• Oh you're sexy. - [17:39 28 January 2009] YYettie

Male

Score: +2 testosterone points

•  definitely not male --Mnbvcxz 19:47, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
•  clearly a boi pillow talk 19:49, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Per Hype's against vote. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:00 14 January 2009

•  Yettie is a man's name. Get it straight. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:47, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Hermaphrodite of some sort

Score: +0 hormone replacement therapy points

• Not sure if she's not male, I'd say she/its sort sort of hermaphrodite. --Mnbvcxz 19:47, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

And if she is a hermaphrodite of some sort, I'm going to guess that: she was born female, transitioned to male, and has recently decided to transition back to female, most likely because she's currently with child. That is a bit far fetched, but is consistent with the evidence, and somebody needs to cover all the possible answers. --Mnbvcxz 16:23, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

• Follow up question: What day of the week is today? Because that totally affects my answer. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

• Tuesday, unless you live in the Magnificent and Glowing People's Republic. - [19:58 13 January 2009] YYettie

• ...Which I do. If it's a Tuesday in your world, though, then you MUST be a...TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF CLIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!! —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:58, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

• Abstain. Because that's just sick. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:00 14 January 2009

YesTimeToGetThisWholeThingStraightenedOut

so you really are a girl then??? Why did you hide that from us? P.P. is and we still treat her like a person. and if not why you confsing me like this? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:48 13 January 2009

But I like being confusing! - [12:53 13 January 2009] YYettie

But - but - but!!! Oh forget it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:58 13 January 2009

Oh this is quite fun. - [13:02 13 January 2009] YYettie

This thread is also worthless without pictures. pillow talk 17:28, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Take some then! or somrthing. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:30 13 January 2009

As much as I'd like to break into Yettie's house and photograph him or her in the shower, I don't know where it is. pillow talk 18:22, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Ooooh Hype! You can take naked pictures of me, anytime! - [18:35 13 January 2009] YYettie

I Think yettie's female, I just have the feeling I'm talking to a girl right now. --Mnbvcxz 15:42, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Hmm :) and thanks for the GotY nom! - [15:44 13 January 2009] YYettie

That should teach you to leave! --Mnbvcxz 15:47, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Right so you're a girl. Are still straight? Or were you not kidding about that girlfriend you were shouting about a few months ago? Cos I'm not being friends with a dyke. Or are you really just messing with us when you say you're a girl -- I'm so unsure wither to believe you or not. This could be just one big joke. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:38 13 January 2009

She probably hid her gender because we act differently around females, i.e. we tend to be less vulgar in conversions with P.P. than we would with other users. Plus, she associates with gay users alot, another sign of her being a female. --Mnbvcxz 17:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

It seems a little ludicrous to be less vulgar around P.P. after reading Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Also, I'm pretty sure everyone here is gay. pillow talk 18:22, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Do you think yetties a girl or boy though? She probably wouldn't keep this up this long if it was a joke. --Mnbvcxz 18:27, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

The temptation to tell you the truth is overwhelming, but I'll resist it for a bit longer. Oooh we can all play a game, called "Guess Yettie's Gender"! - [18:35 13 January 2009] YYettie

I dunno, whenever I talk to Yettie, I get the feeling I'm talking to a rabid chipmunk with ADHD. Also: Archive ftw! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:59, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Hea! YTTE is back. Cajek is Cajek and it's probably all just Colin's fault anyway... MrN 20:23, Jan 13

If that implies I made him/her/it archive, then I'll indignantly gladly take credit for it. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm not back, I'm not! I swear it! I'm not! - [20:28 13 January 2009] YYettie

Yes time to be gentle

Yes time to ignore your header guidelines on spacing wantonly, and to violate your talk page callously. Because.

Also, thank god you finally archived! --UU - natter 09:55, Jan 13

Yes, well you made up for not wanton spacing wanton by putting those beautiful spaces in the title header thing. - [10:12 13 January 2009] YYettie

A confusing talk page

It's just my opinion but this is like digging through a draw to find a clean pair of underpants! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:34, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Yes this is a bit confusing talk page, but i still dont want to draw clean pair on your underpants. Just my opinion. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 09:29, December 21, 2010

Ahh hello mr. colourful. :) —BIGNOSE WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:53 21 December 2010]

I agree with the Cat. It's like when you're in the school play and you're looking for your parents and they're there, but you can't see them. --      Go Crazy Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 02:16, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

YesTimeToCreateGames

YesTimeToBeSerious, YesTimeToReviewZergRush, YesTimeToAskHowToImproveIt, YesTimeToAskHowToMakeTheInvasionSystemAsNoOneGiveMeTipsOnIt.

Leave Something Permanent

Why not leave something permanent for Yettie? Everyone knows that everyone loves him, so here's a wishy washy section for things to be permanently left. The real reason this is here is because Yettie needs three expandy things, so that they all automatically hide and stuff. Anyway, why not leave something here to continually embarrass him? Like a picture of that time he dressed up as a girl and started coming onto your dad?

	This was the best I could do. While he's sucking you off underwater. not his best moment granted but you did spike his drink. - SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:29 2 August 2008
	Here's that passport. Note to self: Remember to replace that guy's details before trying to fly to Mexico. Also, this may not get you into America - otherwise it should work just fine. - [14:34 2 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie
	Everyone seems to be posting porn (well this is the internet). So here is my prized, signed, autographed photo of my hero. - Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:40, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
	You know one day you're gonna need these! Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex
	I love that picture. Be sure to come here for no reason! DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 10:32, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
	poop. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:37, 18 September 2008 (UTC)
Hey.	YETTIE HAS A VAGINA HAHAHAHAHAhaHAhahAHA. Now, you must learn the value of life. It is very important. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (14:01 09-27-2009)

Leave Something Permanent!

Abuse and Comments for Yettie

Please leave any abuse and or comments you have on the might Yettie, here. The more colourful and creative your abuse is, the more likely Yettie will bake cookies. You won't receive a cookie, but Yettie will bake them and eat them. Fuck you all.

• Yur gey! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:56 2 August 2008

• No, yur ghey! DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 02:02, 7 August 2008 (UTC), but nobody cares.

• No, ev'r'one's ghey! The Ghost of Methamphetamine(18:03 09-6-2008)

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