User:YesTimeToEdit/chron6

YesTimeToArchive The YTTE Chronicles: Volume the Sixth RETURN OF THE JEDI The pleading for an archive, the gender switching, the YTTERBIUM, the Multiliteralist adoption, the spamming, the tears, the laughter, the struggle, the controversy, the sex, the drugs, the violence, the Jedi's return to Uncyc and much, much, MUCH more! From 2 September 2008 to 13 January 2009 This is an archive. Don't panic! Don't leave messages here, leave them here, silly. The epic YTTE Chronicles continue, below, with hugely nerve-racking and full-of-suspense random and from there take you on a light-speed ride of on-the-edge-of-your-seat action. Be prepared to be stunned, sizzled, amused, enlightened, randomed and scared in this classic. THIS IS NOT JUST AN ARCHIVE, THIS IS A LEATHER-BOUND, LOVINGLY HAND-MADE ACTION-PACKED YTTE CHRONICLE.

YesTimeToAskYourGender

I was just wondering if yettie was male or female? --Mnbvcxz 18:13, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'll leave you guessing, but I will rule out the first option you mentioned. - [18:15 12 January 2009] YYettie

My second guess is some sort of hermaphrodite. Is that close? --Mnbvcxz 18:18, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

No my dear, I am infact a true-bread baby making machine. - [18:20 12 January 2009] YYettie

So your a reverse-shemale then? (I assume that because of the masculine titles you use of yourself) --Mnbvcxz 18:24, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

No, I was pretending to be a he, but now I have come out of the closet. - [18:30 12 January 2009] YYettie

Then why do you have "Mr" in your sig? --Mnbvcxz 18:39, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Erm...because....wait...happy now? - [19:02 12 January 2009] YYettie

Wait are you serious? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:22 12 January 2009

What if I said I was? - [21:36 12 January 2009] YYettie

Well then I'd be very confused. :S ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:44 12 January 2009

He he. - [21:55 12 January 2009] YYettie

Oh right so you are a guy? I won't mind either way like, it's just I'm not sure if I could ever trust you again I mean you hid thsi really big thing from me -- how'll we work past it? -- next you'll be saying that you're also seven stone over weight and black, with a scouse accent.

This thread is worthless without pictures. pillow talk 22:04, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

What like "before" and "after"? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:06 12 January 2009

Na, can't be true. Why would anyone pretend to have tits? MrN 22:08, Jan 12

Yes but she's been pretending not to have tits, much like myself except mine are just puppy fat, or so my mummy says. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:11 12 January 2009

I missed my tits. I must say that. But now I can rightfully claim them back. TITS ARE GO! - [22:26 12 January 2009] YYettie

So really are you serious? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:37 12 January 2009

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES. pillow talk 23:10, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

WHAT LIKE "BEFORE" AND "AFTER"? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:32 12 January 2009

WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES OF QUITTING SMOKING YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY BACK INTO HEAVEN SO SAYETH THE LORD. —Sir SysRq (talk) 02:26, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

So Yettie is a boy then? --Mnbvcxz 05:44, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm a boy sure, but more top heavy and less bottom heavy than a boy. - [09:36 13 January 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToCommentOnYourAnnoyingRuleOfMakingPeopleAddYesTimeToBeforeWhatTheyWouldNormallyPutForTheHeaderAndToSayHello

Haven't been here in long enough... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:23, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Also: YesTimeToPutNewMessagesAtTheTopOfThePage... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:27, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Ands yet still sort of fail? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:30 12 January 2009

Indeed, but my doctrine of Star Wars and laziness prevents me from remedying this. Also: New sig? Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:33, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

TRIPLE EDIT CONFLICT NOW! I had a witty reply lined up, and then a witty comment about having that witty reply lined up and now. Well now I'm just going home. - [21:36 12 January 2009] YYettie

You're a whore. And yes colin, new sig -- you like? I think it takes years off me. I could pass for fourteen, might get laid by a teacher now. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:43 12 January 2009

YETTE: Pwnt. Orian: I almost got laid by a teacher in 8th grade...best English teacher anyone'll ever have... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:49, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

I think I kind of fancied my History teacher in my last year. At the same time tehre was a really cute guy that I'd tottally fallen for. I only just passed that class. Good times. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:52 12 January 2009

YesTimeToRejoice?

So Yettie, are you coming back? Can I be relived? ~ 16:51, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm not so sure. It's just every now and again I have an urge to do little things on good old Uncyc. I've left my watchlist-email-setting-thing on, so that I still get watchlist-change-emails...and sometimes I can't resist clicking on the links and coming back here for a while. Was that slightly too poetic? - [16:57 10 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Not at all. I'm just happy to see you around, I think there's still a lot you can do here. ~ 17:04, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

I may actually attempt starting a new article...before I wonder off again. - [17:08 10 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh you're back. And we're engaged. Well I met someone else. so, sorry. You should stay though, maybe we could have an affair? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:38 10 January 2009

Ha ha! {{USERNAME}} strikes again! - [17:54 10 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh and I thought you actually cared. It's just It would have made more sense if it was just my name I mean do you want to marry SysRq? I didn't think so. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:57 10 January 2009

Um...not really? Well it seems you never did find out that I never actually had cancer, and what actually happened on that night I said I was getting treatment.... - [18:02 10 January] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Wait...what the fuck? You were seeing someone? And Orian of all people? How could you lie to him? To me? WE'RE OVER, BATCH. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:39, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

We're what? I'm a what? Orian what? Fuck what? How about we have a good old fashioned threesome and forget this, eh? - [20:47 12 January 2009] YYettie

Yeah but you're a girl, me and sissy'll just forget your there. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:17 12 January 2009

Wait...Yettie's a GIRL? This has all been one big lie! —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:20, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Ha he ho ha he ho ha ha ha ho. - [09:20 13 January 2009] YYettie

YesTimeToBerateSonsOfBitches

You son of a bitch. I came here to tell you to come back, only to find you had left, and I would have to tell you to come back, but less jokingly than originally intended, because you had actually left. Dammit, man. -RAHB 13:32, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Sorry! But you didn't have to mess with the headers! Sheesh. Leave the headers out of this. - [14:24 31 December] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh Lordy

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Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus 2008 from Halsoft

Fuck Christmahaunika! Fuck Festihaunika!
Have a Good Whatever!
Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>

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During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

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Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

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Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

You're the last of my run so you get the extras. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:24, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeForAChistmasCard

'Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5'

Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!

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----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 08:51, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToArchive

This is a giant talkpage. When are you going to archive?~ 23:10, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Meh. - [11:23 28 December] Sir FSt Don Yettie

If you're gonna leave at least do it properly! Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 14:30 28 December 2008

Don't want to. - [15:15 28 December] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 00:04 Dec 22

So... See you around then?

I take dramatic leaving messages with a pinch of salt. You'll pop in some time to see if anyone misses you. It's an ego thing. Mind you, we won't. Not even a bit. At least, I won't seeing as I didn't get even a hint of a mention in your leaving message. Bastard. Go on - sling your bloody hook! (See you around). --UU - natter 09:47, Dec 21

See this is why I wanted you to get skype or something. Also, if you're reading, Merry Christmas! :D Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 10:39 21 December 2008

I didn't mention you, UU? I will hasten to do nothing about that. I love you, really. I love you all, in an equally gay ^{I AM SO NOT GAY} way, except for the three I mentioned. I hate those guys. Orian, I read everything. Merry Christmas to you, too. - [22:18 21 December] Sir FSt Don Yettie

So I can't count -- big deal. Fuck off already! But seriously, get a Skype or something, that way you can keep contact with everyone (esspecially me) and still not be here. Or do you have a 360? cos my gamertag is the same as my username. Or something. I'll miss you if you don't... :( Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk 22:31 21 December 2008

YesTimeToPissOnYourChips

So what? Are you just edditing to make sure you're adoring fans can't load your page. Hang around more, man. I miss you. Create another usergroup or something. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:15 21 November 2008

Yes, to make sure my adoring fans can't load the page. I like your wording. That is spot on. As for usergroups...well both mine have died, I'm not sure if I can be bothered to be honest. I've become a hermit, confined to the safe, comfortable and familiar and HAPPENING surrounds of my talkpage cave. - [19:30 21 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Come over to mine, it'll get you out of the house at least. And there's like an orgy happening over there. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:33 21 November 2008

"both mine have died" ...o no moar mafia? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:07, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Well the Mafia's a little dead at the moment, isn't it? It would be cool if people started mafiaring around, again. - [14:18 22 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

How so? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:13, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, for one thing, Hex should come back, and for another, we should be having more conversations in the... wait, what? Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (19:06 11-22-2008)

YesTimeTo-OHMYFUCKING GOD ARCHIVE BEFORE I GET ORIAN TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!!1111ONEONE

YOUR TALK PAGE CRASHED IE7!1!!1!1! FUCKING ARCHIVE!!!! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:27, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToComeBackToUncyclopedia

Hi, I've been away for a while (busy with other stuff). Anyway, I came back a couple weeks ago, and wrote a couple more articles.--Mnbvcxz 01:18, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToThank,Bitch,Moan,Cry,AskAndWhine

Reindeer thanks you for voting! Personnally I don't know what that guy was so worked up about. I just wanted to correct his mistake...

• ARCHIVE!!!
• I feel like we don't talk anymore...
• It's cos I put on a few pounds isn't it?
• Where are you!? You haven't been on in ages!
• Come back! I love you! Please -- don't let it end like this D: SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:59 17 November 2008

He's hiding until he thinks MrN's forgotten about that game review he mentioned earlier. --UU - natter 12:03, Nov 17

Spot on! - [19:14 17 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

...It will show up until you edit it. A big sore thumb that hasn't been played with for 2 months. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:31 11-20-2008)

YesTimeToAskForHelp

MNM5150 signed up for the Mafia late last night, and I am absolutely stumped for a good, mafia-like name... what do I do!? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:29, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

How about Mr. <insert russian name that hasn't already been used> "5150"M. N. M. ? - [19:16 17 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I... guess... so... what's up? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:46, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToWanderPast

Hea! Remember me? No? OK then... Anyway, I was wondering if you were going to do this review? It's been down for you to do for a while now, and I was wondering if you were still up for it? Cheers. :-) MrN 22:31, Nov 11

Moved it for you Yettie. Now for fucks sake archive! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:36 11 November 2008

YesTimeToSay "Oops!" Yea!!!! ARCHIVE!!!!! (please) MrN 22:52, Nov 11

Seriously. Or it'll end up like "Last person to edit wins" and break. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:34 11-13-2008)

YesTimeToArchive Again

The post made by the moron druggie makes the end of this chronicle. Or something irrelevant. Sire Methamphetamine! 15:40, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh hi, I noticed you around doing stuff. - [17:06 10 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToWuv

♥ sirsysrq @ 21:57 Nov 5

So you're just trying to make me jealouse? Fine. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:59 5 November 2008

Stop following me. sirsysrq @ 22:14 Nov 5

No. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:36 5 November 2008

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! It's SysRq! /me faints

Erm...

Let me get you some good British tea, and clear this place up...oooh please have a seat. Uh, you can sit anywhere. Your podcast thing was really good!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! It's SysRq! Oh and did you vote, by the way, or are you too young? Who did you support? Or are you Canadian? You're not Canadian are you? You're one of them there colonial rebels, aren't you? - [22:38 5 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Hi buddeh. I did not vote, I am seventeen. However, Obama is my nigga. Thanks for listening to my podcast, I worked hard on it. I am not Canadian, although it is hilarious regrettable that we could have had a Canadian vice president. Good to hear that you're still around. Just wanted to let you know that I am back to full duty and have no intention of buggering off again anytime soon. I'm back for good, baby. sirsysrq @ 01:36 Nov 6

Hey, Sissy, what happened to my episode? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:17 6 November 2008

OMG, maybe I should come back and start doing shit around here again, if Sissy's back. - [20:14 6 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

That's the idea. sirsysrq @ 20:39 Nov 6

YesTimeToVote

On my Article! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:20 4 November 2008

Whoring bastard. - [17:23 4 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You guess? If it wasn't good just say so. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:35 4 November 2008

IT WAS GOOD!! SHEESH! - [18:32 4 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well you know how insecure I get. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:58 4 November 2008

I can attest to that. COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA

JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 22:25, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:33, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToReplyToYourCompetitionIdeaEvenThoughICouldHaveEasilyDoneSoOnMyOwnTalkPage

Hey hey, that competition idea sounds great! It's super to feel involved in something around here! My only suggestion is replacing the sexy girls with Asian slaves. Don't worry, I'll see you take all the blame. So how do we start? BlueYonder - CONTACT

I'm kinda lazy, now a days. But we start...I dunno how we start. But basically that's how I say we should start. Like announce on the UnPrv main page...give it it's own page, set up some rules on that page, advertise it a bit...make a template prize thing etc. - [16:48 4 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Nnnnkay, fair enough-we should also probably decide just what the competition will be for. The best UnProvise page? The most popular? What you reckon? BlueYonder - CONTACT

Most sexy? I reckon it should be judged. One of the judges creates the UnPrv with their theme and starts it off and then anyone who wants to enter, joins the UnPrv. Then the judges each vote for their favourite of all the UnProvisers. - [20:21 4 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Okay, that could work. Who should the judges be? Considering you, me and Orian are the only ones really involved...oh, and if Orian happens to find out you were planning to do this whole thing behind his back, I abstain from all responsibility and tell him you threatened me with amateur rape if I didn't cooperate, okay? BlueYonder - CONTACT

Sounds good to me. But he probably already knows, he has a Read Yettie's Talkpage Fetish, ya know? Anyway, that sounds good. So basically I say we need to knock up a competition page/pages, maybe similar to how PLS is done (page structure wise that is)? We could possibly have a first, second and even third place prize and maybe "Best Character" or whatever. However, this could be a little ambitious to start with, as we don't know how many people would be interested. Maybe a little research would be good, to find out how many people may be willing to participate? - [16:29 5 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

There's a message on Blue's page for you. You stupid farting toad. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:32 5 November 2008

Yep, got it, cheers! - [18:35 5 November] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeTo--YouHaven'tDiedHaveYou?

Cos if you have I think you're being really selfish. You havn't called or anything. Also I have sweets! Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 00:57 31 October 2008

I did die for about a week. I forgot to put my away signy thing on my userpage...as I went away. Although I'm worried that I'm getting more distant from Uncyc. Although, I'm happy to say that hopefully, if BY agrees then I'll be doing something behind your back.....

SWEETS?! - [09:09 31 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Did you set up a Skype? Cos if you leave uncyc I'd still like to keep contact. And you're not meant to tell me you're cheeting. That ruins the surprise, I'll pretend I didn't hear it. Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 12:38 31 October 2008

"If you leave Uncyc"? Ah, you'll be back. You'll miss the..... The.... The...... Who are you anyway? --UU - natter 13:27, Oct 31

From you're edit summary I can tell you're in a somewhat sarcastic disposition. Correct? Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 13:33 31 October 2008

Dunno. Is there a "y" in the day? --UU - natter 13:57, Oct 31

What dai? Are you confusing conversations again? Honestly. Age is a bitch. Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 14:01 31 October 2008

UU, who has been my secret love all along, has forgotten who I am! *dramatically consumes a sandwich packed with some nice juicy modern poison...how about...ooh...I know...uranium!* - [16:13 31 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

If I knew who you were, I'd pretend to care... --UU - natter 16:27, Oct 31

Friday Feeling... Yes... Are You pleased that it is almost the weekend, Mr User? I know you are... Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 16:50 31 October 2008

YesTimeToGoodAfternoon

What's doin'? You set up you're skype thing? I'm bored that's the only reason I'm here. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:36 19 October 2008

That's the reason you always turn up, lamely holding a pack of condoms in one hand and claiming that you're really bored and looking for a little bit of fun before the AIDS kills ya. Disgusting. Bu also erotic. Come on in. - [20:05 20 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeTo--DoYouRememberSysRq(Sissy)?

Yeah me and him are good buddies now and he has this weird talk show thing (click the orange link header to listen) which I just finished espousing material for (my episode he's still splicing). But listen to it see what you think. Me and him talked about getting you on and as I'm his uncyc laison, I have to ask you. So if you're interested let me know and I'll let him know. Also an interesting idea he had was getting us both on (because we're uncyc's most famoue couple) which'll be cool. So yeah. Let me know what you think. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:09 18 October 2008

/me looks around very scared A talk show you say? I remember this... How is the er talking communiqué done?? Due to my lack of technological er....stuffs...i don't have any of this Skypiness business and could only really offer you er pre recorded stuff... :( ... - [09:23 18 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Skype Is free and I presume you have a microphone of some kind (that would be what the pre-recorded stuff was recorded with? mine was built into my laptop and I didn't even know it was there!), if not cheep ones aren't more than twently some are less than ten. Come on it'll be tottaly worth it! I can understand if you don't want to though, his objective is humiliation, but just say so. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:30 18 October 2008

Hmm...maybe...I've always thought Skype wasn't available for Macs, but I was so wrong. Anyway, yeah maybe I just like need a few more details... when? how long? hookers? That is all. - [09:34 18 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Because it's more convienient for Alex about two AM. how long? about an hour. Basically just talk to him and he'll do stuff to it and it'll come out making you look like a doofus. I'm guessing that's his plan, though I sounded stupid anyway. Hookers may or may not be there it depends on what his 'mom' is doing. It's quite fun really. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:39 18 October 2008

Argh...2 till 3?! Not only am I never coherent past 1...which I guess would be a good thing for the whole "humiliation" thingie...but it's just not possible at the moment... :( I'd be happy to be humiliated and all and come on the show, but I can't really do vaguely latish stuff (my grades aren't too good and I've been getting quite a bit of coursework/homework recently). - [10:09 18 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well you know that's only when I did it, I guess it'd be possible to do it on a Saturday at a time reasonable for all of us. well anyway add unorian57 to you're skype thing and we can talk it over later. Anyway, good to hear you're up for it! :P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:14 18 October 2008

When I can be bothered. :P - [10:18 18 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Go do so now, It'll be cool, plus he might be on later. go do now! go do now! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:06 18 October 2008

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I ADDED NAZIPEDIA XD! JudgeZarbi TALK 20:03, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

LOL!!! XD COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA

JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 20:09, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToMakeRandomRussianReversals!

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More than enough, thank you :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:43, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToYOU'REaGRAMPA!

Ew... that means you're old ... Anywho, I just adopted a user! Hurrah! Can you believe it! Your very first grandchild! Who, you ask? Orian! BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! But seriously, you're old. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:39, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, old is YOU!! JudgeZarbi TALK 20:42, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

In Southern California, YOU is ME IS we OLD! Also, Hi, JZ! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:52, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Hi, RT! I wonder how much longer YTTE's talk page is going to get! JudgeZarbi TALK 20:53, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm going for at least 16 more headers, although I'd rather let them happen on their own -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:57, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm Orian's grampa, then how the fuck does this family tree work?!?! /me looks worried - [15:44 13 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToGoBoomBoom

SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:25 10 October 2008

Sheesh next time mark it as NSFW!! You almost had me fired from school! Also :P - [15:46 13 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Whut? NSFW? School? I don't know what you mean. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:44 13 October 2008

NSFW = Not Safe For Work (NSFS would be more appropriate...oh I am funny =) ). School = A place where you go and learn shit. Also, your rolls of fat are turning me on...let's go somewhere public and get er sexually active. - [18:09 13 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh yes I see. Lovely, how about Picadilly Circus? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:35 13 October 2008

But it lacks the sexy nouvo riche appeal, darling. How about Chelsea? - [20:28 13 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

How about the middle of a football stadium while theres a match on. We can see which injures us first, spiked boots or bigoted fans. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:43 13 October 2008

And it'd be interesting to see whether the booing or the cheering is loudest.... - [15:37 14 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh yes, people could put bets on who cums first. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:17 14 October 2008

Well we all know the answer to that one... - [18:32 14 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToStar (Oh, and I always put spaces in these headers, don't I?)

For looking after HowTo and stuff in my absence. And also for claiming the out-and-out record for UotM noms - that deserves some recognition, I think! (Finally, isn't it YesTimeToArchiveThisBastardPage yet?) --UU - natter 15:45, Oct 9

Where's mine!? Surely I deserve a star for... for... being the most persistantly gay! Yeah gimme a star grandad! :P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:50 9 October 2008

OMGYAY. I could archive the page but then again, it's a whole lot easier not to. Why do something when it's easier not to? - [15:52 9 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'll do it if I have to! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:58 9 October 2008

ORLY?? JudgeZarbi TALK 17:28, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

Orian, you butcher, you're going nowhere near my delicate and precisely arranged archives. NOWHERE NEAR THEM! - [17:33 9 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You know what happens if you dare.... JudgeZarbi TALK 17:37, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToNagMore

• I joined the Moo Mafia thingy
• You adopted me
• I whored
• I became NOTM
• You didn't write my bio on the front page
• I decided to eat some glass
• Goodbye

-- Style  Guide 18:33, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh hi! Sorry! I' haven't been a very good parent, have I? Er... I'll go write your bio, right now. Oh and sorry I haven't even congratulated you! Congratulations on NotM! Can I help you any other way how which? - [18:36 7 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh yeah...I forgotified! Bio writing is really only for admins, since the page is locked. I'll go talk to your granddad. - [18:37 7 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Ritey-ho! Luckily I was too weak with disappointment and couldn't muster enough strength to break a glass or a bottle or anything so I'm still alive. -- Style  Guide 18:51, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo should be on it, hopefully. Anything else I can help you with? Breast implants? - [19:14 7 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Come over to chatroom we can chew the c(r)ud if you like

-- Style  Guide 19:29, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I can't I'm having breast implants...After I said them just up there, it sounded so good I had to try them out... - [19:51 7 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

All right have fun with your planktons. -- Style  Guide 20:43, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Horribly dangerous horror-danger! Right on spot! Whoever wrote the bio is absolutely my kin! -- Style  Guide 05:38, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations, MLit! (Yettie's my dad too... I'm his favorite.) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:38, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, yes the bio is good but your name should really be in bold. It was written by your uncle, actually. - [15:34 9 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToNag!

Do a review you lazy bastard. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:46 7 October 2008

Er...a review. What's that? - [17:27 7 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Never mind, Blue said he'd do and he's miles better than you anyway. In fact he can do my next one too cos he's so brilliant and you arent. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:23 7 October 2008

I totally know you're using reverse phccychocphcosocology. - [21:07 7 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

It's reserve psychopathology, dad. -- Style  Guide 05:40, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToWhineForYetAnotherUpdateAndGenerallyActLikeAFrikkinStalker

Hey...by the time you get this message, I'll be outside your window watching you read it and holding a jagged, STD-coated knife to your mother's throat. And if you don't UPDATE OUR GODDAMN UNPROVISE WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF THAT, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'LL TURN AROUND TO SEE HER HEAD SITTING ON THE WINDOW SILL STUFFED WITH YOUR CAT'S INTESTINES!

Okay...okay...sorry...I'm calm now. I'm calm, really. Just...update Battle of the Famous Characters...and maybe pornyporn...and it won't matter that I've lost my pills. Okay..deep breaths...

Seriously, though, I know everything about you. What's your first name? It starts with...a D, right? HA! SEE?! I FUCKING WELL KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND WHAT YOUR NAME IS AND YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR AND DAMN WELL EVERYTHING AND I WILL DO THE SORT OF THINGS TO YOUR FAMILY THAT THEY DON'T EVEN REPORT ON THE NEWS...!!!!

Okay...okay...look, just update those UnProvises...which are the only thing in my life just now...and no one has to get in unneeded trouble...

JUST REMEMBER I KNOW YOUR NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlueYonder - CONTACT

Okay, okay. - [08:48 4 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Good man. I've found my pills, so my caps key should have less work to do. Just keep those updates flowing and I won't do anything stupid-there's some people in prison I really don't care to see again. BlueYonder - CONTACT

YesTimeToHaveAPieAndNotShareItCauseILovePie

I LOVE PIE!....By gosh though this page is crashing my computer

YesTimeToCookie for you!

Hiya im not sure where your want you cookie or if you want to eat it so here it is for managing to find my userpage!

Darth Lithuania has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Darth Lithuania 18:36, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Once i find out how the heck to make one i'll hand out better cookies ;)

Thanks! Do you want me to help you make these better cookies? I'm an excellent cook. - [18:36 2 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Sure thing...Trying to find how to make it show my name and link

YesTimeToAbsolutelyAdmitThisIsTheWay HappeningestTalkPageAs(S)HeClaims

The quality of the happening might be worth questioning though. -- Style  Guide 18:24, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Err...yes. I've got shrubs like Orian all over my page. Why he's a shurb is like beyond me...but whatever. Anyway, I've had far too many wathlist emails in the last three days to look at them all! You lot disgust me! There were so many, I love you guys *hus*. Would anyone care to update me on important shit that's gone down and or hit a metaphorical and or real fan? - [18:33 2 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

By far the worst thing ever is - your adopted son is N00b of the month and you haven't written his bio (sob)... -- Style  Guide 18:36, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToBlameYTTEForNotBeingHere

Self-explanatory, again. JudgeZarbi TALK 17:54, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToEr...Um...Like...What?

Three days, guys, and this? Sheesh!! NO COMMENT! - [17:53 2 October] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToNotArchive!

No? JudgeZarbi TALK 16:20, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToNo!Never!AndWherwTheFuckAreYouYettie?YouNeedToArchive!

Umm... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:19 2 October 2008

YesTimeToHaveSexRelatedConversation!

Because I want to. JudgeZarbi TALK 16:08, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToI'mNotAGirl!OrStraight!NoSexRelatedConversation

ever! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:40 2 October 2008

YesTimeToForceHerselfHimselfIntoTheConversation AlthoughSheHeHasNoIdea WhatsGoingOnLikeToweleeeeeeeeee

Worlds longest header? Or worlds biggest no-life achievement? You decide.

So... him? Her? pick one dammit! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:13, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToNoI'mNotGoingToHaveSexWithYouJudgeYou'reNotRightlyEquipped!

You girly fag! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:44 1 October 2008

YesTimeToHaveStraightSex

Because I'm straight, just like you. JudgeZarbi TALK 20:33, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToI'mNotStraight!

You're unfairly taking your "evidence" from a time in my life when I was confused -- hormones and shit racing around; I'd have screwed anything! How would you like it if I spread nasty rumours about you? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:31 1 October 2008

YesTimeToWatchOrianMasturbateToStraightPornKnowingHeIsStraight

And I'm going to get it. JudgeZarbi TALK 20:28, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeTo64

Oh damn! How funny would that be five headers from now? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:26 1 October 2008

YesTimeToKeepAddingStupidFuckingRetardedHeaders

ORLY? Now it's 63! JudgeZarbi TALK 20:24, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToArchive.ForFuckSakeArchive!

No really, 62 headers is waaaay too many to have on one page. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:21 1 October 2008

YesTimeToInvestEnergy_again

Hey dad - are you going to write a bio about me? By my reckoning I just got a new pacifier - but being a n00b I'm not certain if democracy is the governing factor here. Please take care of your son! The taser was nice though. Kilobytes? I didn't know they existed any more.-- Style  Guide 16:45, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

WE HAZ HIT 61!!!! RAPE TIME!!! JudgeZarbi TALK 16:46, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToCastrateOrian

You wouldn't dare. JudgeZarbi TALK 16:43, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToEmasculateJudge

I mean it don't ever try it or I'll cut of your man hood! And do unspeakable things with it like the flagrant homosexual that I am! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:41 1 October 2008

YesTimeToReplaceAllOfOrian'sGaySigsWithHisStraightSig

MUAHAHAHA JudgeZarbi TALK 16:35, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeto--IAmNot!

I'm going to my "Hot to gain confidence and pull chicks" class now. Proof that I'm straight! er gay! No wait what am I arguing? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:34 1 October 2008

YesTimeToTellEveryoneOrianIsStraight

It's true. JudgeZarbi TALK 16:30, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToWhut?

Was that deleted? Or did you spell it wrong? Oh well i guess you can see right though my clever double bluff. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:28 1 October 2008

YesTimeToDelete

I don't think so... JudgeZarbi TALK 16:26, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToMeh

Have I mentioned I'm Gay? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:21 1 October 2008

YesTimeToFUSPANG!

Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!: TALK - Time? Fuck time. Yettie has one, so I don't think he wouldn't want me using it on his talk page. Also, FU SPANG!

YesTimeToLoveBigBrother

No. I believe he actually said your own talkpages. Not that any of us really cares. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:15 1 October 2008

YesTimeToAppealTheArrest

Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!: TALK - Time? Fuck time. Spang said we were allowed to use them on user talk pages.

YesTimeToArrestJudgeZarbiInAcordanceWithTheRulesOfUN:SIG

You've been a baaad boy. But that's a good thing! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:11 1 October 2008

YesTimeToUseTalkBubbles

Judge Zarbi - FU SPANG!: TALK - Time? Fuck time. And you don't have one. /me rapes Orian

YesTimeToTreatMeLikeAnObgect

Go on! Go on. Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on Go on... ect. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:55 1 October 2008

YesTimeToKeepAddingHeaders

I said rape things, not people. JudgeZarbi TALK 15:52, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToSuggestThatYouRapeMe

I'm up for anything, I'll struggle enough so it seems authentic but not enough so anyone actually pays attention. Was that too far? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:51 1 October 2008

YesTimeToRapeRandomThings

Must win!!! JudgeZarbi TALK 15:49, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToGoodIdea!ThoughIWouldn'tSayItWasMoreFunThanCountToAMillion

He Archives around about every 60 headers so if we press on for another 17 we should Win. and then Rapage! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:47 1 October 2008

YesTimeToSeeHowLongWeCanMakeYettie'sTalkPageBeforeHeGetsBack!

More fun than count to a million!! JudgeZarbi TALK 15:45, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToNowYou'reGettingTheHangOfIt!

Yes Really! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:42 1 October 2008

YesTimeToFuckUpYettie'sTalkPageAndContentsJustBecauseWeCan!

ORLY?? JudgeZarbi TALK 15:41, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToWellYouStartedIt!

No really! If you hadn't added another header after my first two then that would be the end of it. You reap what you sow, or something. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:38 1 October 2008

YesTimeToNotPlayAnyMoreStupidFuckingGames

Really now? JudgeZarbi TALK 15:33, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeTo--NoButSeriouslyIHadBeenWinningForMonthsNow!

=( SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:31 1 October 2008

YesTimeToShout"YouLostTheGame"!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! JudgeZarbi TALK 15:29, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeTo--IJustLostTheGame!FuckIt!

Best game ever! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:27 1 October 2008

YesTimeToSayNobodyCares!!!

Best game ever! JudgeZarbi TALK 15:23, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAww!ButHeNeedsToArchiveIt'sCrashingMyComputer! PlusItMessesUpHisContenceBoxyThing

Erm, and that's my story! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:21 1 October 2008

YesTimeToStopMakingRetardedHeaders JustToInflateTheSizeOfYettie'sTalkPage

XD JudgeZarbi TALK 15:19, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToHugJudgeAsHeWasNiceToMeUnlikeYouOtherFucktards

I love you! *cries with joy* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:17 1 October 2008

YesTimeToBeNiceToOrianForOnce

Also self explanatory =) JudgeZarbi TALK 15:15, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToDeclareJudgeZarbiACompleteMeanie!

Also self explanitory. You make sad... =( SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:13 1 October 2008

YesTimeToMakeOrianShutTheFuckUp

Self-explanatory. JudgeZarbi TALK 15:12, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAndAnotherOne

/Goes back tp raping RT SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:10 1 October 2008

YesTimeToAddAnArbitrairyHeader

=P SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:10 1 October 2008

YesTimeToInvestEnergy

Hey dad - are you going to write a bio about me? By my reckoning I just got a new pacifier - but being a n00b I'm not certain if democracy is the governing factor here. Please take care of your son! The taser was nice though. -- Style  Guide 14:37, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

If you liked the taster you'll love the whole thing. I did. All four inches. And no, I have no idea what you're talking about. In fact I barely know what I'm saying. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:03 1 October 2008

YesTimeToEhStupididy

Theses certainly was screeming for new headline - I'm certain I can be WAY more stupindous noW!! -- Style  Guide 19:29, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

"If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have gone to college" -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:34, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

WTF??? JudgeZarbi TALK 19:36, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

It's like this: we WERE talking about ratios or rations, and Yettie expressed his feeling that all ratios are good. There was a consensus that a sentence with the least sensible senses - I get lost here - but anyway, it was agreed. The end.-- Style  Guide 19:40, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

4:1??? JudgeZarbi TALK 19:41, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

That's a ratio, I'm sure Yettie will approve! -- Style  Guide 19:42, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Yettie:Orian??? JudgeZarbi TALK 19:44, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

You're just about to lose me now - that looks like a ratio as well! I'm tempted to use an acronym here... must - resist - -- Style  Guide 19:50, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm actually qite moved that people notice how much time me and Yettie spend around one another. It's probably something like a 5:1 ratio. or something. I love boys. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:18 30 September 2008

In Soviet Russia, Orian advocates YOU!!. Also, forest:forest. JudgeZarbi TALK 20:23, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

:::? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:32, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Random templates are good. In Soviet Universe, ROSIE O'DONNELL'ING' forest advocates YOU!! JudgeZarbi TALK 21:38, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

I guess you people didn't know this - but I've spent all september here without using OSA (One Single Acronym)! OMFG there it goes.-- Style  Guide 05:47, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Wiseguy - that was lighntning fast. Remind me not to involve in a standoff against you. -- Style  Guide 05:49, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Oh it's his doppelganger - didn't realize. Good night all. -- Style  Guide 05:50, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

Doppelganger? What doppelganger? JudgeZarbi TALK 14:41, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAskAgain

Voting rules? Everyone votes as often as they want to, or "for" just once a day, different articles? -- Style  Guide 10:58, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

One vote per person, per article/picture/person. Hope that helps. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:00 28 September 2008

Thanks, I figured it must be something like that. -- Style  Guide 11:03, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAsk: What's this...

...adoption bit about anyway?-- Style  Guide 18:34, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

you broke his talk page rules!!! hell fire be apon you, daemon!!! /throws a holy water balloon at Multilit /and another SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:43 24 September 2008

...apon? (ouch it hurts) -- Style  Guide 18:49, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

fuck off, just cos I can't spell worth shit -- you can't read! I threw holy water ay you you should be melting or at least catching a cold. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:53 24 September 2008

Anyway, found out about adoption, Yettie if you want to adopt me I'm for it. -- Style  Guide 18:55, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Okay just put {{Adoptee|YesTimeToEdit}} somewhere on your userpage...and then...can I help you? - [21:38 24 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Thanks for asking - by where I can find the list of colors (those with codes like FEFEFE and so forth)? I haven't made many tables yet but I think I could use them in some articles. -- Style  Guide 13:37, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Easiest place is Uncyclopedia:Palette -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:10, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Which means I have another grandson! ~ 13:38, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Wow, hello grandfather, I never expected to see you here! -- Style  Guide 13:40, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Yettie, how come you never told me I have a grandad? Hey, Mordillo! Can you tell me a story about the old country while i sit on your lap by the chimney? :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:10, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey wow, I have an honourary father-in-law! Cool. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:17 25 September 2008

And I have 2 dads! Yay! Twice the scolding detachment! (we should have a familiy tree before this get out of hand..) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:23, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh your not mine, Yettie-dad had sex with a stranger one night and then brought you back home. I still love you like you were someone else son though. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:27 25 September 2008

Have you ever seen that movie "I Am Sam"? Well, it's like that, with the stranger-fucking. 'cept Yettie would be retarded... So, can I call you my step-dad? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:30, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

That film was based on us actually. cept Yetties called Yettie and is more retarded than the guy in the movie. If at any point that didn't make sense it's cos I've only heard of the film not watched it. And no, you can call me Master. Now ask me nicely if you can clean the toilets. With your tongue. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:33 25 September 2008

Master, can I have more tongue-toilet cleaning? Please, sir, I'm very hungry -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:36, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Sure! *hands RT some more beer and then bleach* If anyone asks why you're drunk/dying then say it was Yettie-Dad. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:38 25 September 2008

*gluglugglug* ... /drops dead aaaack!... need... sex... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:43, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, kid no can do. You're too old. I like em so young I can still smell the uterus. Oh, does shock you? No doubt worse has been said on this page. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:46 25 September 2008

Old? Old? I'm younger than you! I think. You're like 18, right? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:54, 25 September 2008 (UTC)

I thought you were married? Or was that just some off the cuff comment you made? Yes I am 18. And still a virgin! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:57 25 September 2008

Okay can we all pick up brooms and start cleaning up my period please, it was in that room.... - [15:36 26 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah, I'm married but, it's like a mormon thing. I'm 15 (16 on tuesday :D) on most of my wives are, like 12-ish.... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:38, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Wait. Really? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:23 27 September 2008

No -_- but I'd like to think so. I am 15 though. And my birthday is on tuesday. Gasp! For some strange (and conveniently convenient reason) there's no school on tuesday! Woo! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 07:11, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh yays, only four days untill you're leagal! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 07:19 27 September 2008

Not in the states, though. You have to be 18 over here to participate in the ol' in-n-out. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:36, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

But it's OK to rape you while your only 15? cool! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:56 28 September 2008

You have to be 18?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! No fun dress up 16th birthday parties then...with excessive beer and many, many, many sluts? They're not even whores, that's the great thing about it...you don't need to pay! - [08:35 28 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Cept that drinking is illegal until you're 18 and prostitution i stechnically illegal anyway. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:57 28 September 2008

Thanks a lot everyone - this answers my original question nicely. -- Style  Guide 11:05, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

It sure aint no problem mister! Though I don't remember you asking about legal ages or if rape was ok, but yeah; you can look forward to alot more off topic banter around here, especially if me and Yettie are involved. Have you seen this gem of Uncyc history? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:12 28 September 2008

No I hadn't, I'll read it. I didn't ask about those things - but the questions were implied when I started talking about adoption. -- Style  Guide 12:37, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

You imply rape when you talk about adoption? Are you Catholic? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:39 28 September 2008

No - I'm a Decapode. -- Style  Guide 12:41, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

A whut? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:42 28 September 2008

Or is it a Decapod? Deadcop? I forget. -- Style  Guide 13:03, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Well that cleared things up. Thanks for filling in my nihilistic ignorance with knoledge! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:06 28 September 2008

Oh, Yes! Adoption! Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, but not enough to be burdened with a little bundle of nightmares like you, they put you up for adoption! That's where orphans come from :D So, if you want a replacement mommy or daddy, you can just ask, and they'll help guide you through the scary world of Uncyc. The end! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 17:57, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes, and sometimes your parents lie to you. Like mine, grrr liars! --– Preceding unsigned comment added by someone, i dunno. Oh, it's Epidemikk! Hi! (talk • contribs)

Parents suck. I wish they didn't exist. I mean my are all caring and shit. eww. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:57, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh my god I have exactly teh same thing! They both cried with joy when I came out! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:17 30 September 2008

Orian, prostitution is legal in the UK - but soliciting for sex is not. - [15:33 30 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

...so... huh? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 15:38, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

/Goes back to raping RT. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:01 30 September 2008

/sever's Orian's penis with a butcher knife haha! what now, Mr Rapey McRaperson? Hmm?! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 16:15, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

/From place of Orian's old penis two new penises grow, both are twice as long and thick as the last one. /goes back tp raping RT SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:18 30 September 2008

You know who I heard is real supple and um... tight? VT! Yeah! So... whay don't you stop what you're doing and, go drop him a visit, eh? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 16:28, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

We're soon at the end of this one if we go by the number of colons - anyone else have any rape- or adoption-related stuff to relate? Or do we care about our colons? -- Style  Guide 18:15, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

No, we can really keep going forever. Even if YTTE archives, we can just start again. MOOHAHAHAHA -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:53, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

Why would I archive? My talkpage is about to reach it's highest words to headers ratio!! I'm delighted!! I love ratios! - [19:06 30 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Would you be delighted by a sentence with the least highest sense to word sentence count ratio? I can easily provide that. -- Style  Guide 19:18, 30 September 2008 (UTC)

I herby declare the sacred and revered "Glorious Pigs' Trotter Championship Cup for Stupidest Sentence of Yettiember" open!! Let the stupiding begin! - [19:25 30 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToBawitdabaDaDangADangDiggy

diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy. I have the flu. *cough* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 08:01 24 September 2008

Nein. Ich bin Yettie. I have the German. - [15:24 24 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToMourn

RMS got banned! infinitely! Why? WHY!?! He was a mafioso, what do we do? WHY!?@!? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:18, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

(S)He's alive! (Thanks, Spang!) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:14, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Damn it you dick jockey! I wanted to use this title when Yettie died. I was gonna get a candle and everything! You waste it with this false alarm!? you should be ashamed! *sulks* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:16 24 September 2008

I think RMS had something like this coming, what did he actually get banned for? I mean he was a great user but recently he'd been stirring up some controversy. - [15:24 24 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I actually have no idea. I asked TKF (who banned him/her) but I haven't gotten a responce. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:53, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToLookWhatIFound!

So... I was in chemistry class today, studying the periodic table and what not, when all of a sudden...

WHOA! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:21, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

WHOA!!! I would give you your my penis award but you already have it... That is some awesome shit. I think I may make some sort of new userpage incorporating a few Yettie/YTTE themed pictures, so yh... - [15:24 24 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToCowCowCowCowCowCowMoo

Hey, whatever happened to the CMC? What are we, chopped cow liver? This "mafia" thing has to be nipped in the bud if we're ever going to worship Cows properly.   Le Cejak • <2:08, 18 Sep 2008>

oh didn't you hear? he started another user group with a strange SadoMasachistic theme. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:48 18 September 2008

The CMC's sort of died out. It never really did much. People joined up but soon the novelty wore out. No one was particularly interested apart from Isshiki, but eventually he sort of stopped using Uncyc. With the Mafia there's a small group who've been working like mad doping Mafia shits. They are biiiiiiiig shits, believe me...and all nice and brown. - [16:49 19 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToAskYettieForChildSupport

fr33 st00f pl0x... But yeah irregardless anyways how's life father? Brothers? Sisters? Unknowns? Lolwut? 01:57, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Why I'm super, thanks for asking. Did you see that? That subtle, yet incridibly witty movie reference there? Look again, aent I fantastic? Not stoned. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:03 16 September 2008

Err...it reminds me only of the big Southern Park. Anyway, hello! Make yourself at home, just remember not to put your feet on the sofas... how may I help you? Do you want me to feed you more regularly or something...once a week not good enough for you, huh? Is that it? As for siblings, you have many, including one of the most infamous vandalblankers of Uncyclopedian history...uh, but that's not a good thing as the vandalblanker in question is a bigsome dicksome (kids don't do NXWave). Other than that you have plenty of siblings who may appear in a moment, as I have been very busy recently... - [16:31 16 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I thought it was SU182 that started the chain. More people in jail than any other country Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (23:13 09-16-2008)

'Twas, but NXWave is far more infamous and SU182 is far harder for my shitty XP Brain to remember. - [15:24 24 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

God you do like shouting about your affiliation with that boy doen't you? I mean that's as good as bragging about how related you are to theh yorkshire ripper, or a paedophille of somesort. you make me sick. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:39 16 September 2008

Did you know that my great grandfather's brother's best-friend's cousin's mother once saw a poster of Jack the Ripper? - [16:45 16 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You evil dirty bastard. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:06 16 September 2008

Trash yettie stuff day, yay! - [21:19 16 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yes I'm participating. You do realise it's almost the 17th? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:21 16 September 2008

"Ha, the total looser..." =( --Lolwut? 23:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAsk...Stuff...

What the hell is QBD, and how do I join the welcoming committee? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:54, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

I dunno, and here. More people in jail than any other country Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (01:05 09-14-2008)

I believe it's QDB and stands for Quotes DataBase (sort of). It's a place where you can submit IRC quotes (here). Feel free to sign that list and then just get started whenever. Also there's a template userbox for welcomers. The Welcoming Committee place also offers some very useful .js for quick welcoming, which I use. I advise you to customise your welcome template, and not just use the generic one. Try and make it feel personal, maybe? If you need any help with any of this...I'm here...I'm ready help...I'm Yettie. - [10:13 14 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToAskYourOpinion

For some reason I value it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:26 13 September 2008

I can't read titles like that, sorry. - [07:02 13 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

...but...but...but...that's not yours. It's good, though. - [07:21 13 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

True but I really liked it. my UnTune will be done whenever Sissy has time and when it is would you nom it? If you want we could work on an UnTune. yiu sing it though as I'm worse than modus. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 07:25 13 September 2008

Uh...me sing. Believe me...you really really don't want to hear that. Really. - [12:12 13 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToGloatAboutMyThirdFeature

Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Oh my god! 21 for votes and none against! That's amazing isn't it? Seriously though, what exactly was it that made it so good? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:47 13 September 2008

The Mighty Morphin' Agony. Sire Methamphetamine! 01:54, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

It's not your question! Your's is on it's way! Patients! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:57 13 September 2008

Should there really be a capital T after "Blue Power Ranger"? Hmmm? Congrats on the third feature... but don't like think your articles are like any good or anything or shit, people just vote for you cause you're gay and stuff and they have to, otherwise they're not being PC. - [07:04 13 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToSomethingSomething

Yeah, remember the HowTo main page? Can you sort it out for the next few weeks? Just keep an eye on it, change the feature on a thursday (like this one - start now! And with the amount of stuff I have to do I've no idea how much I'll be on in the next couple of days. Hope you can help me out man! I'm sure a connected criminal mastermind like yourself can pull a few strings and keep things ticking over... --UU - natter 10:55, Sep 11

I'll have to go check with my Stress Time Manager Consultant Therapist first, but I'm pretty sure that I can fit 1.3 more points of stress into my stress diet. I'm allowed 20 a day, see? It's quite effective actually, you know, you should try. Things like having a fatal heart attack are 21 points, so that's a bit of a pain, as you can never fit it in. It is, though, a really good incentive to avoid a fatal heart attack cause the weekly session can get quite fierce if you've gone over the limit. - [16:02 11 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Let's hope I can remember. - [07:05 13 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToHitYouWithFireballz

just imforming you, the Game:Fireballz game is like abandoned...--Gelert 00:38, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToThankYouAndThenWhineAtYouForAnUpdate

Hokay, firstly, I wish to put forward a very belated Thank You for voting for me for UnProviser of the Month. I am so grateful, in fact, that I will grant you the honour of being the second ever person to recieve my poorly put-together thank-you template (yeah, yeah, I know, the honour's overwhelming...take a deep breath...that's it.):

I also wish to extenend an apology for its lateness; the guy who was supposed to install my new ADSL made a cock-up, and I couldn't access the internet for weeks (I could make a snide comment or two about the guy's race right about now, but South African prisons tend to be unsanitary). Anyways, thanks again.

And now, the real reason I'm here: I just got back, and I'm thinking, hows about you bumping up that UnProvise of ours a bit, hm? You know which one I mean. It was going so well before, and it's more or less your cue...could you give it five minutes of your time? (Read as: If you don't, so help me, I will find out where you live and do to you what the savage bastards living in my country did to Brett Golding.)

BlueYonder - CONTACT

Hey, Mr. Yonder! Nice to see you round these parts. Out of interest, do you need some help templating that brilliant thank youuuuuu of yours? It's jsut it looks like you subst'd (substituted) in the code from the template instead of just using normal template formatting. Also...you're South African? Also, yes I know the one you meant, I actually meant to add something ages ago...but I guess I had a few other things to do, so it never happened. - [20:17 10 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToBeStreet,Yo.

'sup, yo? How's school going? (if i haven't been misinformed) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:09, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

He smells of girl too. Don't forget that. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:11 10 September 2008

Ah, yes. The undeniably arousing smell of the female countenance, the loving lily-soft ache of the heart embodied in a whisper in the wind... coming from a guy... awkward... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:08, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm good. RT, you taking good care of Mafioso Enrolment, I hope! - [15:15 10 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Psst! notice the flag? he thinks he's straight! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:27 10 September 2008

You soooo did not sign. - [20:34 10 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Shazam... /Holds up hand with an eye drawn on it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:35 10 September 2008

Dawn on it? - [20:38 10 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Aww. Somebody has reading dificulties. Can you say difficulties? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:40 10 September 2008

I killed Madaline Macan! And I liked it! - [20:49 10 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I didn't know you were into killing small Portugal-ian children. And what do you mean "thinks he's straight"?-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Well you're young: 'how can you possibly know what you want'? And Yettie never said that it was me I changed his message for lulz. And Maddie was from the UK she was just kidnapped in Portrogul. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:47 10 September 2008

Well, I know I don't want it up the butt. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:13, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I know I was just playing on the fact most dads say that when you come out to them and showing how ridiculously stupid it is. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:29 11 September 2008

That just gave me an idea for an UnBook (er... something...) Along the lines of "Dad... I'm straight." Like a role-reversal on W?:DYHAGFY? (too lazy to write the whole thing) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:39, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

It was written like an UnBook, but was good anyway. And also, That seems a little extreme, unless you have a gay father(or mother, along with that roleplay), then that's not as [extreme]. We will really forget 9-11 Sire Methamphetamine! 00:53, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Hey you coulda at least linked to it. Took me ages to work out what the hell you were talking about. And I think that's a pretty awsome idea, we could collab?

Oh and Why and HowTo are both sort of extentions of UnBooks, which is why I like them so much as Parody factual articles I'm not very good at. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:01 11 September 2008

Haha, sorry! I was sorta in a rush :P Also, yeah the dad would be gay, hence the shock and disappointment of having a straight son. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:23, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

"Now son that's not like what I showed you!" and tehn his other dad could be all like "How could you do this to us! It wasn't how you were raised! *sniff*" Obviously in better prose but meh. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:26 11 September 2008

XD I just realized he would have 2 dads (I'm slow I know...) So... under your name or mine? (I wanna get started while the idea's still fresh :D) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:36, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Yours, Make a start and I'll see what you've done tomorrow as I need to sleep. It's 4 am and I did have a good sleeping pattern going but. meh. G'night! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:39 11 September 2008

Goodnight! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:41, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Anywayz, yes, Orian, I would love to collab. More people in jail than any other country Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 23:23, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, erm, I was kinda talking to RT as it was his idea, I guess me and you could try something though. Help fag this place up a bit. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:28 11 September 2008

Ok. We can do that. I'm thinking of a summary now. More people in jail than any other country Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 23:59, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

If you want to go and fag up Uncyc, you're gonna have to get through me first, bitches. *has that weird look on his face that often teachers or lecturers get and which is so horribly disturbing as it means that the teacher is about to try and crack a joke and win some "street cred"* But don't worry, that'll be pretty easy, since I'm a ghost *canned applause*. - [15:23 12 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Um, wut? You haf laf trak, looser. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:26, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

*Pre-recorded laughter* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:59 12 September 2008

If you say so. So... did you get over that stoke yet? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:06, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Ummm... Yeah, sorry was playing a bit of a joke on you there. Still you slept with me of your own free will, and I trust you'll do it again if i'm ever dying. uggh! *clutches chest. has pains shooting up and down left arm. collapses.* *gasps* sexxx... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:16 13 September 2008

Ugh... I'm only doing this for your good health.... *zip! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:21, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Hooray! Your line of sexual orientation has broken into 2 lines. We [all, really fucking] knew you could do it! Sire Methamphetamine! 00:56, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

No, I'm still straight. I bang my wife on a regular basis and what not, I just do Orian for his own good every once in a while. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:30, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry, do you need to live in a closet to understand? Sire Methamphetamine! 01:45, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

That's it, mister, no more penis for you. Now go to your room! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:49, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

No. What room? My room? With more penis than you'd expect? Where everybody's goin' to the party, have a real good time? System of a Down riff? Sire Methamphetamine! 01:52, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Dancin' in teh desert, havin a real good time? Dun-na? Dun-naDun-naDun-naDun-na Dun-na? *spweeeooo -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:24, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Humps RT leg. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:25 16 September 2008

I don't remember this part of the song... *leg humps back -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:30, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

/me goes a bit higher Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:32 09-16-2008)

Ahh! get the fuck OFF ME! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:34, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

*clambers on top of Methy to reach RT's nipples* We're dwarfs see? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:35 16 September 2008

AHH! /me shoves Methy & Orian in blender, sets blender to "annihilate" - both are subsequently annihilated. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:40, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

You put me in a bloody blender just because I blew Orian. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:42 09-16-2008)

No. It's cause dwarves were trying to rape me. Sorry, dude, that's the way it goes. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

You don't need to get the nearest person with cock in their mouth, though. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:47 09-16-2008)

You do when it's your penis. And when you happen to be Regret Tenenbaum. whatever that means. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:51, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

'Twas Orian. Get off the hallucinogens. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:55 09-16-2008)

Didn't you "go a bit higher"? Presumably into my no-touch zone? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:59, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

I went a little bit higher on Orian, into his dick touch-here zone. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:03 09-17-2008)

Oh, Right Ok. this fantasy was slightly different in my head. We were both dwarves molesting him. Do you wanna just cut to the chase and rape him now? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:05 17 September 2008

Okay. 30 minutes if I catch him. An hour if it takes a long time. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:09 09-17-2008)

Hey, I've still got my blender... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:10, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

And I got something to break it. And that's not yours. Take matters at your house. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:16 09-17-2008)

Oh, is it Yettie's? Ooh, it totally goes with the curtains, where'd you get it? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:27, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

/me grabs Regret Oh, too bad. 30 minutes. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:41 09-17-2008)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo......... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:06, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Aww, what? I get sloppy seconds now? No fair! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:02 17 September 2008

No. We will have threesome. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (19:48 09-17-2008)

Can I liek, not participate. You guys can have one of those ever-elusive twosomes, perhaps? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:28, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

*Whips out giant, long, hard pistol* Get on your knees, faggat... but not really. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:32 18 September 2008

Fag-at? *tee hee hee* I hope that's a typo. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:35, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

No actually it's republican dialect. You faggat. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:38 18 September 2008

*with equally large pistol* Get your ass in bed. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (18:58 09-18-2008)

Don't be smart. take your clothes off first. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:06 18 September 2008

Now your pants. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:12 09-18-2008)

Stop crying you pussy. Or something. I no longer feel entirly comfortable about this situation. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:05 19 September 2008

I'm uncomfortable! Doth than not count for anything? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:43, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

No, you'll get used to the feeling of double penitration. We did say you're not getting out of here, didn't we? Pigslut? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:47 19 September 2008

It's been like four days, get it over with already! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:03, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

*Rubs regrets ass a little* Dosn't that make you feel violated? huh? does it!? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:17 19 September 2008

Very yes. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:22, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh erm, sorry. Hey! I mean, GOOD! Fuck ya, you want this I can tell! Now erm, do as Methy tells you, you bad boy. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:24 19 September 2008

Methy sez: "Let RT go" ... yup. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:31, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Ok! on you go, but the next abducters won't be so kind, you should count yourself lucky to have rapists like us, at least we looked for lube. I was going to be gentle, but no. You bastard! How could you throw that back in my face huh? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:33 19 September 2008

*sigh... hehehehe gentle rape? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:38, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

*Puts tongue behind bottom lip (unghh)* Rhypnol! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:39 19 September 2008

...Orian57 - eighth wonder of the world -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:45, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

I just realized - Large Hardon Collider sound like something really gay. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:47, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

That is genuinly the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. Are sure you're straight? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:53 19 September 2008

And fer fucks sake! Only? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:53 19 September 2008

Pretty sure, yeah... also, yes. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:56, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

So there is hope then? and you're a disgrace! honestly you simply switch two letters, it's easy to misread it as hardon. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:59 19 September 2008

Not much hope. Unless you happen to be Matt Bellamy. You're not Matt Bellamy... are you? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:04, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

I'll be whatever you want me to be. *swoons* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 06:07 19 September 2008

PLAY ME A SONG, DAMMIT! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:10, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

*Yettie pulls out the biggest pistol of all* Bend over, slowly, all o' ya! - [16:23 19 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Godammit, Yettie's hijacking the conversation. Just great. *bends over* -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:34, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

*inserts large hairy animal into RT's anus* - [07:32 20 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh shit man! That's my cat! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:43 20 September 2008

Not anymore. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 15:52, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Are you enjoying this? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:16 20 September 2008

Not anymore. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 16:40, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Hold still and I can pull it out. Don't worry, Orian, it'll be as good as new. - [09:06 21 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm quite sure this fetish constitutes animal creulty. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 13:14 22 September 2008

Err? Silence infidel? - [15:47 22 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well I can't talk with my mouth full can I? /goes back to sucking of Yettie while he retrives my cat from RT's ass.I really think we should do some porno-sitcom thing sometime. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:30 22 September 2008

Omg, what have I done?! - [17:34 22 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Are we quite done yet? My wife gets worried when I don't show up for a few days. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:15, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Quite not. You didn't really get raped. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:29 09-22-2008)

Yeah I did! It lasted days! (I'm too lazy to count) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:54, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Well, I wasn't there. Get on. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:01 09-23-2008)

Get on? you want him to fuck you? oh this rape is a weird one... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:58 23 September 2008

NO U! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:07, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToEnrol

Hey can I join your italian mafia thing? thanks dude. 3333 23:13, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

*whispers* Russian boys are cuter. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:15 9 September 2008

Yes you can, a Mafioso will be along shortly to give you some details on the enrolment page. - [15:15 10 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToAnnounce

Vote for me!!!! Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 20:37 9 September 2008

Holy crapsicles! Is that your straight sig?!? It's all awesome 'n' stylish 'n' shit! Also...you fucking whore, yessir. - [20:55 9 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh puleese! Heteroseuality was so five minutes ago. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:57 9 September 2008

I can't believe you gave it up!?! You suck me off turn me on make me want to go gay make me want to go gayer make me sick. You said you were doing it for a week. - [20:59 9 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

meh. It got boring, plus I need gay porn to wank to. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 21:01 9 September 2008

^YesTimeTo Add Another Headline, as it is my tradition

LOL. Nothing to see here, move along to the next headline. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(18:06 09-6-2008)

Here seems an appropriate place to discuss Mafioso duties...In a fancy table, no less!

-	Hex	RT	Meth
Full Mafioso Control
Capo Bastone?
Capo Bastone Delegato?
Overrule The Don?
Question The Don?
Integrate New Mafia Pages
Punish Mafioso
Reward Mafioso
Promote
Demote
Accept And Enrol New Mafia		SPECIFICALLY RT
Accept New Mafia Ideas
Official Mafia Maintenance
Mafia Rewording
Donation Control
Mafia Bank Account Control			SPECIFICALLY METH
Vandal Hitman
Suggest For Promotion
Suggest For Demotion		BE CAREFUL	BE CAREFUL
Mysteriously Rob A Charity Or Bank For $$$
Help Look After The Don
Enforce The Don And The CB's Word
Further The Mafia's Causes
Generally Do Good Mafioso Deeds
Manage the CB's Time
Manage the CB's Office		SPECIFICALLY RT
Emergency CB Replacement?
Can Overrule the Heads Of The Mafia Branches?
Can Set Mafia Policy
Can Create Mafia Codes of Conduct
Immediate Deputy To The Don?
Responsible For All New Mafia Recruitments?
Responsible For Helping New Mafioso (directing to the bar etc.)
Permission To Act Exactly As They See Fit?		What? No!	What? No!

- [21:34 6 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

What does "Mafia Rewording" mean? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:19, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Sorta Related, my office is fresh from renovation. Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 01:06, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

"Rewording" means essentially changing any bits of official Mafia writing, significantly. Say on the enrolment page. - [11:16 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Great new office, Hex. We just need Meth to accept everything and then we can make this all official properly. - [11:19 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah, that can work much better. At least we all know what we're doing. Sire Methamphetamine! 14:57, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

YesTimeToAdopt2

Hewwo! I need adoption...oo will pwease adopt me? JeNkIn (lol cheese) 18:47, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Of course. As long as I don't have to be nice to you. I can use a bellowing voice, right, and get you toil on the plantation in the boiling sun? Hehe :). Anyway, sling this code on your userpage and remove any adopt me templates there may be. {{Adoptee|YesTimeToEdit}} Ta da! - [19:10 5 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

God Yettie, you're fair squeezing em out. Slut. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:17 5 September 2008

YesTimeToAdopt

Lol Yettie, I would be happy for you to adopt me. *Remembers to put timestamp this time*.. Tha Ilest...! 14:24, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Okay, remember to try and abide by talpage rules. You should put all new messages under a new header. Okay? Adoption sounds cool. Just sling the following code onto your userpage: {{adoptee|YesTimeToEdit}}. - [15:18 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Okay, I'm still gettin used to the codes but I should have it down soon. One more thing, what exactly does being adopted do for me or you? Tha Ilest...! 01:29, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

It means that whenever your need help or stuff then you come to me and I help you out. I'll stop in on your talkpage once in a while, too, to see how you're doing. Once the template's on your page, you'll be brothers of such fine people as Regret Tenenbaum and The dark prince. - [15:36 4 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah I put the template on my page... For now Ima just edit some random articles, and my own userpage... Until I think I can handle my own articles and such. --Tha Ilest...! 19:50, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

Was that as good for you as it was for me? Ewwww, right, that was disgusting... Father on child...eww! Anyway...template on my page. - [20:15 4 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Can I suggest that you go to "my preferences", find "signature" and put --Tha Ilest...! in the box and then check "raw signature". Then sign with 4 tildes, like normal. - [20:52 4 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Like This? --Tha Illest...! 03:46, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes, except you forgot to close your small tags. - [15:51 5 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Dam lol.. I'll figure it out soon... But sometimes why does the small tag show wen i close it? Tha Illest...! 23:38, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Hi, Brother Epidemikk! Let's see... hmm... ah, it's cos you need to end the italics tag before you end the small tag. Sometimes they show up like that if you put them in a weird order :P -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:56, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks ten, that fixed it. =).. an do you have any advice on sig making? Lolwut? 03:10, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

See your talk page! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:33, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes Time To Review

So yeah. Someone recently mentioned a bunch of outstanding reviews on the queue. Were they, by any chance, planning to get round to dealing with this at any point? --UU - natter 07:56, Sep 3

IKES! You scared me. Maybe, maybe, maybe. School starts in about 4 hours and in that four hours I've got to do schooly things. However, I'll no doubt have lots of time to do this when school properly starts....... I'll see what I can do, I've never reviewed a game before. I was hoping to churn out a couple (or even more!) of reviews soonish to help clear things up. - [08:22 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yeah but, um, It's been over a month. In that period, I had a name change, you had a faked leave, you also had a real break up and a getting back. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:31 09-5-2008)

I know I'm a total failure. - [15:51 5 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToAww

Spoilsport! ;-) --UU - natter 14:09, Sep 2

Argh, my templates are messing up the edit section links. - [14:27 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToHavePie

or maybe I don't. I'm sorry, I'm new to this. Am I supposed to reply on MY talk page or yours?

I'm Shashank, by the way. The dark prince 10:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Hello. Usually you reply to comments on the page that they were left. Some people do this differently though. Please have a seat on the sofa, over there, though (be warned Uncyclopedia talkpages often carry a lot of roleplay with them). - [10:53 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

lol - was a rookie mistake.(gets off his sofa and sits on YOUR sofa) And yea, I do need help with my signature. THough I'm not yet sure what I want it to be like. – Preceding unsigned comment added by The dark prince (talk • contribs)

Remember to sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~) and to indent your comments once more than the last comment using colons (:). Okay, maybe if you'll lucky I'll design you a special little sig? Something nice and simpleful and beautifulsome. Can you give me an hints as to what sort of thing you would like? Any ideas? - [15:45 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Ah - thanks! I was thinking I'd have like a quote to sign off. (Something like - If two wrongs don't make a right, try three...). But now, I'm looking for some pictures and stuff that go with my user name.(Dark-ish, if you know what I mean) – Preceding unsigned comment added by The dark prince (talk • contribs)

REMEMBER! Sign your posts! :-) Some advice: stay away from long sigs in general (I've broken this rule very occasionally, but meh) - so in general stay away from quotes. Something simple is often very effective and memorable. If you're going to use a picture the make it a VERY very good one which is about the size of mine. I would advice only using the one picture in your sig, and making it not to...er...blocky. The only reason I have a pic in my sig (I've never had one before - I've created 8 sigs in total, and I'm currently using my seventh and eighth one) is because I founded and belong to the Uncyclopedia Mafia (you should check that out). I would advice to stay away from pictures...but if you want one then it's down to you to make the decision. - [15:55 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

hahahaha - lol! just read the quote(hadn't noticed it). Thanks! The dark prince 16:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Ahem! You appear to be missing something off the end of that comment. - [16:44 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Oh crap! sorry. Takes time to get used to this. I've gotta go - but the changes you've asked for would be done when I come back. The dark prince 16:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

This article sucks - how do I get it annihilated from cyber space? ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e 15:41, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Have a look around VFD (votes for deletion) and QVFD (quick votes for deletion). I think if you want to put that up for deletion put it on VFD, as some effort has been put into it and it needs a vote. - [16:00 3 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

YesTimeToSpoilAgain

This si better but you still have loads of scary code. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:17 2 September 2008

Scary code???? - [09:17 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Well for a start there's code everywhere. and it meant I didn't know where to put my message (evident by the fact it's in intirely the wrong place). Try putting some in templates or something. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)

Like so? - [09:33 2 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie